We Hate Movies - Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #2 - Dr. Evazan & Ponda Baba (CLIP)

Episode Date: February 8, 2019

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric regales the guys with the wild tale of the dastardly Dr. Evazan and his right-hand thug, Ponda Baba, the most dangerous—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And Pondababa's ball sack mouth, obviously. And Pondababa, we all know that Obi-Wan got his lust for murder again. Oh, right? He cuts off his arms. Okay. Now I know who we're talking. I swear to God, the second Obi-Wan walks into that bar, it's like, all right, we're going to get ourselves

a speeder and we're going to... Oh, I knew a ball sack out. I'm going to fucking cut that guy's harm off. Go stand over there. I'm going to kill someone. I just hate those... Those people. All right.

No, no. No actual devil. You move aside. That's one right there. Excuse me, Lord Satan. I have to kill this ball chitty. Excuse me. I've never seen garbage eat garbage before.

No, not. to you, uh, wolf. All right. All right. The crimes of Dr. Evazahn and Ponda Baba. Oh, Christ. Are well known throughout the galaxy. The mad doctor and his partner.

The mad doctor. Have managed to survive for years with their murderous ways despite one very close call with a Jedi. Oh, I see. Is he also known as Dr. Giggles? You're like, what are we talking about? Is the crooked breast implants kind of a situation?

They keep popping, dude. I'm sure this will go into it, but I did read, there was a, in the, in the, not a novel, it's like a short story collection. The Tales of the Mosais and the Cantina. Got right. Has a story about these fellows. And to answer your question,

they're based. He's kind of a Dr. Frankenstein. Oh, shit. Oh, is that out of the other one got the ball on the chin? No, that's just his race. He's a ball chinian. No, it's not. But yeah, so it's kind of like

inappropriate surgery, putting on limbs where maybe there shouldn't be limbs just doing a little fucking crazy shit. Good Lord, where's this movie? And eventually it moves into a level of like Johnny Depp transcendence. What? We'll get there. We'll get there. Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr.

McGrath with an arm for a leg and an arm for a leg. Or an arm for a leg. Exactly. He's Dr. Nick. Yes, he's Dr. Nick. He's the Doctor Nick of Star Wars. Nice. All right. So Ponda Baba was an aquilish smuggler and pirate. Aquilicious.

Like all of his tusked people. That's Jason M.O. Man, that guy was aquilicious. I'm a pondababa. He's a fucking sea snack, dude. Get it wet, man. Like all of his tusked people back on Ando, he was antisocial, obnoxious and aggressive. Wow, a whole planet

full of those people do planet America. How do you have a planet of antisocial people? Yeah, well, I don't know. Is it called Reddit? No, but my question is, like, how do they fuck?

I mean, they fuck, but I mean, like, if everyone's antisocial, there's no school dances. Everyone's like, I don't want to go to that. That's stupid. Dude, it's stupid. So there's no school. You just, you're just,

you're just sarcastically hump each other. Yeah, oh, yeah. is so hot, isn't it? Yeah, it is. It's so fucking hot. Oh, you're totally going to get pregnant. The constantly sarcastic, boy, they're a fucking frustrating bunch sometimes.

Thank you.