We Hate Movies - Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #3 - Sebulba (CLIP)

Episode Date: March 8, 2019

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, a very special Listener Request Month edition, the guys learn about the gleep, the myth, the always-available legend, Sebulba! Unlike his constantly-free schedule to appear in films, Sebulba was—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's like dig-dug, but you work in a cemetery. Oh, I like that. You're just digging little graves for people? Quick question. Anyone play that wretched? And I mean with a capital W. Rretched N-64 pod racing game? No.

That game was fucking terrible. Really? Yeah, it was really bad. What kind of? interface, was it? I mean, it was just, it was like a Diddy Kong racing kind of thing? It was just like, yeah, it was like that, but it was like not very good. Oh.

Yeah. Did you play as Subalba? I think you could. You're definitely the kid. You could definitely play as the Grito. I think you're the kid. Disney's the kid. I grew all up to be a pod racer.

Better N64 game. That would be the Shadows of the Empire there. Oh, yeah. Excellent. Oh, killer game. One of the best games of all time. Agreed. He purchased the blue Routini and Tulik twins

and Tangela because they were trained in Yoban... It looks like it says Yo Bananas. Yeah, it sounds like that's what he purchased them for. It's Yo Bananas with one end missing from bananas. Uh-huh. A Tolik word loosely translating as masseuses. So by the way... Yep, yep. He purchased two women to jerk him off.

That's exactly what this book is telling us. It actually is. I knew it. It actually is. Massage chair. These slaves, yeah. Yabita Bousa. Yabita Boussa.

Yabita Buzha. Yabita Buzha. Yabita Buzha. Yobanah! If murdering, cheating, and arrogance didn't provide enough strikes against his character, so Balba also lived a double life

as a part-time slave trader. Wow, that checks out. I thought he got a family in, like, Space, New Jersey, somewhere that he would go. For both jobs, he has to travel for work. Anagan Skywalker's ups and victory in the Buta Eve classic,

wounded Sibulbis pride and destroyed his split X manliff. It said in the fucking movie. Welcome back to the Bouta Eve classic here on Star Wars ESPN. And you know that space hot dogs, they are the best with Heinz space ketchup. And that's our sponsor here today

at the Bonta Vista. You know what? If if wookies could compete in the hot dog eating contest, Joey Chestnut would finally go down. Oh, yes. What will it take? What will it take to bring that son of a bitch to his ease? Is he still winning? I don't know.

I think so. Probably. Nothing says a normal evening with your space friends than Mikalobes Space Ultra. Coming up after the Boot to Eve classic, it's Regulax, gang. The new hit comedy Regulat. certain to be on the air for many, many seasons. What do you get one

a wookie and a werewolf are in the same bar? Check out Reguilex to find out star in Lars Vanderflax the famed comedian from your favorite drama Blort.

After that we got coming up starring the Trandotian comedian Bulask you're going to want to tune into that

Trandotian obviously you know Bosk you know them you love them spin off of who's the

boss Shut it down that win Thank you.