We Hate Movies - S10: WHM Quarantine Live! #1 - VHS Parent Edits, Hometown Humiliation, and Bane!

Episode Date: May 3, 2020

On the first ever WHM Quarantine Live!, originally broadcast on April 21st, 2020, the guys opened up the WHM Mail Bag to read letters about parents editing movie violence out of VHS rips, cinema complainers getting humiliated in the local newspaper, mall security guards eating way too much Taco Bell, and people losing their mind during Snakes On A Plane; and then they wrapped up the evening by taking questions from the live (internet) studio audience! PLUS: Steve is replaced by famed Gotham villain, Bane! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgum podcast. Meeting is now streaming live on YouTube. Hello, Gotham City. Hey. Hey. How are you doing? Yo. Oh, Alf is here.

Musical guys. Oh, yeah. So we have Alf and Bain. That's right. It's Bain from Gotham City and the League of Shadows. Now, Steve, did you make that yourself? I purchased this. of the Etsy store.

Oh, so you're telling me, there's someone on Etsy right now who's just making Bain masks? I accidentally bought two of them. Yes. I know, I go on sucker wears all the time, too. I cannot believe it. Yes, there's

two of these stupid masks. Oh, shit, dude, so fucking giving one away, you think? Some sort of a prize. My wife will not wear it. it's actually quite well made and it's actually there's a double-sided element so you can look like a human being

when you go to the grocery store this is actually great because like on YouTube unboxing videos are all the rage and this is kind of that I think what we're doing here everybody we're unboxing ourselves and with that I will say welcome to We Hate Movies Mailbag

I'm Andrew Jupin virtually alongside Bain in Jersey City Eric Siska in Cold Spring, New York and Christopher Cabin in New Canaan, Connecticut. I am here in the heart of New York City, zombie zone prime. And we thought, hey, let's do a mailbag. Let's do it live. We're going to read some letters from folk and then, hey, if there's time, which is all we have.

Maybe we'll take some questions from you on the chat box right here, everybody. So be sure to log into our YouTube channel right now. Oh, shit. What is happening now is happening now. That's right. I just can't look at, see, because you guys are here and there's no delay. And then you're here, and it's a fucking terrifying delay. So, yeah, well, it's terrifying because it's Steve. That's right. You're giving it to fear from the League of Shadows. I'm going to League of Skeletons.

That's what happens. So many leagues. Leagues, when the League of Shadows retires, they become a skeleton. that is our retirement party you become a skeleton so we got some letters here fuck it let's read him Steve Sadek or Bain I don't know if you want to be referred to in character I'm going to do this as long as I can

without annoying myself what does the chat say about that I do wonder I want to hear it from the crowd a little bit what about annoying your co-host That is of no concern to Bain. Is that in the letter or is that? Here it comes. Air Force One, the Bruce Bain cut.

Hello from Australia. He's really doing it. I've been listening to you to guys for about five years now, and you have been attempting to your patrons since it launched. This is an interesting Australian accent. Yeah. I understand it because I'm reading along, but they don't understand. anything that you're saying. Oh, good day, mate. How about a regimen sandwich?

I'm fogging up my glasses. It's difficult to read. You know what? That's not something Bain would ever say to you. I've been sitting on a story since listening to your Air Force one episode way back. But, okay, but given your recent advice not to sit in on stories, I figured it was time to put my fingers to the keys. I grew up in a pretty conservative Christian home. Odd to paragraph two, I see. If I take that off, do you die? It is very painful.

For my, an example of this is related to your recent content is the fact that I wasn't allowed to watch Gumbi growing up. well of course they didn't get fucking gumby down in that hole the pit didn't have gumby this is because there is a line in the theme song that says if you've got a heart then gumby is a part of you which is disgusting i will say that's disgusting thing to say so what does that mean like gumby is always a part of your heart huh like he's always going to be with you like just like the lord jesus christ

it is already inside of you it is met if you already had See, if you've already had chicken pox, Gumby is already inside of you. I thought that was part of the letter. My parents, my parents. No, no, no, no. That's it. Once the veil falls.

Yeah, you can't be doing that. Uh-uh, no yo-yo's. No, that was my nerd voice. I was doing an impression of a nerd. My parents didn't like this because Jesus should be the only one to occupy your heart. yes I'm serious for that reason alone the cartoon was forever

banned from my siblings in my life man I wish Jesus would come and strike you down for doing this shit because this is fucking killing me I feel like we're not getting to the substance of the letter because I'm so focused on the performance

yes it's distracting from the content of the piece all right all right only for my letter that I'll read I'll do my nerd voice the entire child. What's the nerd impression? Let's hear that. For that reason alone,

the cartoon is forever banned for my siblings and my life. We weren't allowed to watch Captain Planet because of the magic rings despite all the positive messages about the environment. I could go on, but I think you get the idea.

What was that about the magic rings, though? Like men wearing jewelry? Like, that's what the parents were concerned about? I think any kind of magic gets Christians a little upset. You know what, that wedding band makes you look effeminate.

Are you a magician? Talk to me. My parents were very against a lot of celebrities growing up, but for whatever reason, my mom... I'm just against celebrities. Just against them. My mom loved Harrison. Harrison Ford. I specifically recall her saying multiple times with admiration how she is such a...

How he is such a good actor. For whatever reason. by the way. The reason was is she wanted to get pounded out by him. Oh, come on. Cabin is 100% correct. Yes, I'm right on the money on this one. I'm sorry. Just could have done it without the filth talk,

Kevin. Harrison Ford in the 90s, everyone, I was a little boy and I was into it. Dude, my mom had multiple Harrison Ford movies on VHS. The tracking was all worn out. Fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Harrison Ford's train went into her fucking, you know, tunnel. Oh, wow.

Chris. I will say this. I knew somebody whose younger brother, and I won't say the actual last name, his younger brother's name was Harrison Ford Blank. No. The real, his full legal name, Harrison Ford

actual last name. Due to like extreme fandom? It would have to be. I never asked. He was conceived in Harrison Ford. Oh, maybe they were, they were like fucking around at the movies. Yeah. They went to go see like Raider.

and it was like, uh-oh. Something else got raided. God. Vagina. Yes. Yeah. Oh, that's, yep. If you force me by going dirty, I'll do this again.

No, I specifically recall her saying multiple times the admiration that a good actor is. He's such a good actor, but he only ever to select one movie to do a year and turn down everything else because he's just that good. I know exactly why she repeated this so much. No, they don't know. I don't know. Why has they repeated this so much? But there you go. On Sunday night, when I was about 12,

Air Force one was showing on TV. Of course, my mom had a video lined up and to record and add it to our bootleg collection. This was okay, apparently. That's not bootlegging. That's not bootlegging. What do you mean that's not bootlegging? You can record off television.

You're fine. No, no, no. But I think the idea here, though, is like, it's not a sin to do this. like you're not stealing from Ted Turner now. Like Ted Turner's commercial money that he could be getting. Thy Lord Ted Turner. Ted Turner joined me in the League of Shadows.

Yeah, I'm going to say it's okay for your mom to record stuff off a TV. Why not? No, I think it's totally fine. But if they're so Christian that their kids can't watch Gumby, I mean, come on. That's true. It's a double standard. Also, the random hearts one is probably all worn out. Oh, that tape was finished in my house.

tracking everywhere. Andrew is guessing that his mother doesn't know what YouTube is. I bet he's getting a little shawsey. She might witness this. Just saying you're in clear and present danger right now. And if she got all pissed off about it, did she'd be pretty frantic on the phone. Oh, and Patriot games.

I would like to know what lies beneath her bedroom Back to my nerd voice One Sunday night is about told We very rarely went to the movies So she hadn't seen Air Force one And was not aware of the violent content My older brother Younger sister who is about nine

And I were allowed to watch some of the movie Before going to bed With the promise that we could watch The rest on video the following day So the three of us are watching the movie in the lounge. My mom, and my mom left to finish whatever it was moms did when they weren't in the living room with you. Wouldn't you like to know? Rub one out because Harrison Ford was on television.

Correctamando. Mother, excusing yourself to the restroom again. Must be a long Harrison Ford film. It seems like you should have diarrhea by the time you'll. come out, but I don't smell anything. That's not in the letter, right? No, no, it's not. So the three of us are watching the movie in the land in the other room.

We're loving this badass movie. Can't believe that moms allowed letting us to watch it and settle in for a good night. This is until the movie becomes violent. The movie does kind of shift very quickly. But isn't it like, yeah, but it's like early on, right? Like they didn't get much of that movie. It's like they're boarding the plane, right? And they start taking it over.

There's like, there's like assassins and like a cold open, is they're not? I mean, I don't think it gets serious until Garrowman like kills that lady over the intercom. As tension starts to ramp up, my sister gets a bit scared, but my brother and I convinced her to not say anything or we'd have to turn it off. Then we get to the scene where Xander Berkeley pulls out a silenced pistol and shoots three people on the head. My sister lodges into a blood-curdling scream.

and starts bawling her eyes out in fear. Pointing, what an asshole. Does Narcan on the movie want you? Seriously, just fucking leave the room. Yeah. That's so rude. Breaking out like that. It's not Freddie Kruger.

It's actually Xander Berkeley. Calm the fuck down. In one movement, she throws a teetow over the screen to cover up what is happening and swoops my little sister into her arms. yelling at my brother and I to get out of the room I think I skipped I skipped a very important part

my mom comes racing in with tea with a tea towel sees the carnage happening on TV in one movement she throws the towel over the screen to cover up what's happening and sweeping my little sister into her arms yelling at my brother and I to get out of the room that's this is insane wait a hang on a second hang on a second

what's a tea towel it's like a kitchen towel yeah yeah you call you call that a dish towel i think in in the states uh we complain but eventually comply my mom uh she manages to calm my sister down after a bit and my brother asks if we can return to the movie is she okay by the way has she recovered she's coming now she's coming down with an acute case of narcitish uh she says no it's time for bed anyway but we can finish the movie tomorrow we're a bit surprised by this but didn't want to push our luck and went to bed

Moving on to page two of this letter. It's Monday afternoon and after school. We're very excited to watch the rest of Air Force One. Oh, boy. Can't wait to finish Air Force One. Previously on Air Force One. Boy, I wonder if Gary Oldman's going to cap someone. I don't think William H. Macy is going to make it.

That CGI plane looks terrible. now you're doing it it's the last thing anybody needs it's fucking contagious dude I got two I got two pandemics over here the pain pandemic it's like

2009 all over again what a terrible time to be alive it was bad I mean this is this is shitty this is shit too obviously this is like not good right now it starts to get this we're super excited

some friends at school watched it last night and we're raving about it the talk of Australia apparently raining it was a big movie when it came out it was it was huge

mom mom gives us the tape and we start from the start it gets to the scene that caused all the drama the previous night and we're super a key to see what happens

but that scene never happens Xander pulls out his gun and suddenly cuts to Harrison Ford sneaking around the plane fuck this we figured something was about to something that happened to the tape and decided to power it on man fuck this but then so go Chris I just love the idea of her

in like in the basement like Thelma schoon maker cutting out pieces from the fuck but like back then when you're doing she'd have to have like two VCR yeah tape to tape editing dude are you kidding me and then trying to you're like

well my kids are definitely stupid enough to believe this. Here's the genuine movie. Out of the tape. My first view. It's like this Disney plus shit, by the way. This fucking. Oh, geez. Editing these movies and whatnot? Yeah, they took the

butt out of splash, right? Put more thoughts in it. Yes, it's a butt movie. And John Candy. Just not John Candy's butt. It's way more disturbing to see a hair butt. Yeah, totally. It's way more disturbing. I don't understand it.

That hair is coming out of her ass now. Is that the idea? It's like, it's because it's digital. It's supposed to be draping over. But it looks like she has a hair ass. It looks like, you know, it looks like how you can tell a bad wig. Like when the real hair stops and the fake hair starts, there's like that little gap. That's what it looks like between her real hair and then the fake ass hair.

It looks like a bad wig's on her ass. Yeah, it's awful. It's just a fetish. We decided to power eyes. But then some weird editing happens the next time a gun has pulled to our absolute disbelief. We find out that my dad has in fact edited the tape overnight to remove any violence or a swearing. My first viewing of the movie Air Force One lasted for over an hour from opening to closing credits. For the record, it wasn't very good.

This wasn't the last time my dad decided to censor movies. This guy's a fucking savage. I can't believe this. What is he working at a blockbuster, dude? He's a fucking terrorist, this guy. Oh, but I am a terrorist of all things. You are? Yes.

You really, you nailed that stadium, dude. Much respect. Okay, kids, tonight we're going to watch funny games. It's 20 minutes long. If that, dude. You know, you could have edited my movie down. That would probably help it a bit. Look, this son of a bitch keeps doing it to movies.

Does he name any other movies? Like, I want to know what the movie. Yeah. My nerd impression. I recall a version of Mission Impossible 2, though it's about an hour shorter than usual, and him trying to live censor the swearing in Back to the Future by fast forwarding.

What a fucking terrorist? What cursing is in Back to the Future? Hell ass, damn. Yeah. Holy shit. Of course. Well, you're right. You should edit the sheet where he almost fucks his,

mother. No, that's good. No, that's good stuff, yeah. That's values. That's in the Bible somewhere. His mom, Paula Harrison Ford. That good. Of course, he'd miss the actual swear word and end up fast forwarding to the next half sentence instead. For what it's worth, my parents have calmed down a lot these days, and we often tease them about their amateur

movie editing and the Gumby banning. They're pretty good sports about it. What is the, what is the worst case of movie censoring you've ever experienced, or have you ever been inexplicably banned from watching something completely innocent. Thank you for the last over the year. It's a huge amount of content you put out. I'd love to see you live and hope you can make it out here one day. Andrew from Brisbane.

Well, thank you, Andrew. I would love to go to Australia, but unfortunately I'm in quarantine. You have really bought. You adopted social isolating. I was born in it. I didn't have my first meaningful conversation until I was a man. Yeah, a lot of people

are dying at Arkham Asylum right now. Yeah, so that's the question, is the question. We weren't allowed to watch Beavis and Butthead, but it was like never really held up. That was actually something that happened in my household too. Even though

my mother would be like, yeah, yeah, we're going to watch cruising together. But, and I could much anything. They took me to Pulp Fiction. I saw Terminator 2 when I was a child, but beavis and butter, they drew a line. That's insane. Yeah. That is really weird. Comedy was banned. Sex and murder. All good. I think probably Beavis and Butth specifically, because a lot of stuff was going around about like, oh, they're telling kids to light shit on fire kind of stuff. I think like the first time my parents ever heard like Cornholie, are they like,

no, no, we're going to kill this in the cradle right now. Eric, was it, was it a Were you a firestata, a twisted fiasata? I didn't start fires now. Okay, okay. Well, then, yeah, I don't mind them either. You know, there's campfires and stuff, but, like, nothing malicious. There's a lot of good fires. Good, so no arson on your resume.

That's good to know. There was also the supremely lazy, like, when the teacher would hold a, like, folder over the screen. Did you ever have that? No. Like watching a movie, and they just go like this? Yeah. Yeah.

yes no never have you know to prevent like this would have been better why to prevent like boobs or something you know like no the teacher would just have to hold it up I forget what movie are they showing what boobs are they showing yeah because that was the funny thing I want to say it was something fucking crazy violent like brave heart and then it was like oh there's your boobers got to put this folder up there's a lot you would have to hold the folder over on that one no that's that's the thing with that shit though dude it's always for like nudity lest I remind you my formative years was spending in a hole. The first boobies I saw was from a fat convict when he changed his shirts. Also in a hole.

Uh-huh. Keep going, baby. Is there a way to live poll the audience if this is doing anything for them? Are people upset? They should be. I'll be honest, I think they should be. It also prevents me from drinking as if I take my mask. If I take my mask off, it causes unbearable pain, but not drinking causes greater pain.

I'm really floored at the commitment to this one. I kind of can't believe it. I will say to just to answer the letter, I was allowed to see almost like almost anything. For some reason, my mom got hung up on seven. She heard it was the torture movie and she didn't want me to see the torture movie. like literally anything else, 10 times violent, Nurtland, fucking or more perverted than

seven, fine, absolutely fine. I once had a babysitter who wouldn't she was an old lady, she wouldn't let me rent the film Metro because she saw Eddie Murphy on the cover of it and she was like, I know that Eddie Murphy, he swears, you can't rent this. It's so weird.

She was like an old lady, you know. We were wildlings. I cannot recall a single instance of us being denounced. eye to film or being told I mean like again there's that story where my mom found out that I watched seven was pretty surprised and upset about it but not like you know yeah my mother also

like they they also banned I bought one of the Adam Sandler records oh yeah they found that and they got rid of it and you know what at the time I thought they were just being you know really you know controlling and whatever but now I see they just had taste

was it the piece it was the one with piece of shit car on it? Probably. They're all going to laugh at you? My friend puked in the back. Maybe. I think again, I don't think I even got to listen to the whole thing before it was taken away. I think they're all going to laugh at you was his big one. I think that might have been it. Yeah.

That was the big one. Because there was some weird locker room talk on there. Yeah, it was. I think that was the one that did it. It's like, no, no, you watch that. Don't listen to it. Eric Ziske, you want to take us into the next letter? Humiliation Cinema Oh, find that on the insane tab on Pornhub

Here WHM gang And Bain In Bain You are fucking killing me You're killing me where I sit I used to It's crazy This is nuts

We got the video We're doing it and he's doing that This is something I used to live in a small town in Norway which luckily had its own cinema but the program was very limited I was a teenager eagerly awaiting to see Black Hawk down

That's something I got to revisit I only saw it once and didn't care for it Yeah I remember I saw it once and I was like this little Yeah All right I thought I thought no that's good to know actually I thought you were all going to say like no no you got to go back I remember just being whatever I saw it in the And I was like,

okay, alright. Fuck it. Never mind. You got time. You watch it. Watch it. Watch it with all the violence edited it out.

Yeah. What are you saying, Steve? No, you got nothing. I remember being younger liking it because I liked war movies at the time

and just being like if somebody dies in a movie, it means it's good kind of a thing. It kind of had a fun style to it. Yes.

Was that, so that's Bain doing the nerd character? Yeah, he was talking about that. Nerd, nerd, nerd,

is really into Ridley Scott really just loves that. I think he's amazing. The official premiere date came and went and there was no plans for putting it on in my town. I decided to write an email to this is like the start of email too to ask them what took so long. I also made sure to point out

that the movie had premiered weeks ago in the bigger cities and it was about time we got to see it. A few days later, my friend told me that she had seen did I go to the wrong no no I just read ahead and it's fucking humiliating I'm sorry

a few days later my friend told me that she had seen me in the local newspaper dude oh man I had no idea what she was referring to when I opened the paper I found the email I had sent to the cinema was printed under the angry letters

column alongside the other complainers most of who were elderly and racist I was mortified Instead of answering Instead of answering my email The cinema had forwarded it to the local newspaper And they printed it with my full name

This is like Boss move, boss move honestly Fair, but like You got to disclose that If you're sending it to the newspaper I think that's crazy Do you have to do that? It just seems yeah, I don't know

It's like gray area for sure Yeah Or you could not give a fuck and just do it well clearly as they did to make matters worse everyone I knew and their parents had seen the letter and would always make sure

to bring it up whenever they saw me oh that sucks so bad I was now the angry entitled movie nerd oh is that your character no that's a different one he plays a successful podcast and he's very handsome the worst part

all right I was like is that me saying that about this? What's going on here? Or is that the letter? The worst part was that nobody believed me when I told them that I had not intended it to end up in the newspaper. A few weeks later, I finally got to see Black Hawk down and it was not worth the humiliation. Of course not. Very few movies would be. Have you guys ever been in conflict with your local cinema? Sorry for any spelling mistakes. Love the show. Margarita from Norway. Margaret, if it's too hard to pronounce, It's my Starbucks name.

Okay, Margaret. No, but I had an angry letter to the League of Shadows printed in the League of Shadow's newspaper. I was like, what's the deal with this dark hole? How long am I supposed to stay down here? This is like, this would be great content 10 years ago. I'm still waiting for a poll. from the audience if they can stand it?

It was kind of split. Okay. All right. Can we tip the balance and your co-host? Okay. Let's get it. Let's hear it from the room. Yeah, I'd prefer the nerd.

Yeah, if you could do the nerd voice. Okay. Yeah. The nerd characters, I love the nerd character. By the way, if you're not watching this on you, you know, hopefully this will be released on you. YouTube. I guess it is going on right now.

Oh, gosh. Oh, hey, Steve. Sorry. Steve Sadek, everybody. I was tied up by a Batman villain, you guys. Holy shit. It was really scary. Which one? False face? That was actually Bain. If you could believe it. If you can believe that.

Dude, I looked up at that picture of that false face character. That dude was terrifying. Scary as hell. We're actually talking about stuff that hasn't been released yet, actually, which is kind of ironic. Oh, right. Yeah. on our Melrose play show that'll be coming up

a little riff on false face by the way Steve how did you survive the ordeal with Bain it was I you know it was me and him and I said why does Bain wear a mask and then he knocked me over the head

took on my put on the exact outfit I was wearing and a wig yeah it was scary was he also wearing another mask in his hand that he had bought

because he already had one. Yeah, he bought two masks on Etsy, it seems. Interesting. It's interesting that he did that. Mrs. Bain didn't want the other one.

No, it's almost as if it wasn't worth the $40 Bain spent on the masks. $40. Wait a second. Are you saying $40? Yeah,

we got to learn to say it right. Now, folks at home, this is from a deal-dash commercial. You kids know what deal dash is. It's some trash. $40.

$40.00. $0. $40. $40. $40. I'm sorry. I guess the question was, have you ever had a conflict with the local cinema?

That's what I heard what Bain told me. A couple late paychecks. That's about it. Yeah, totally dude. Working conditions. Yeah. Not great. Internal conflict with them.

Yeah. I never had any fights with my local cinemas. Well, no, you mean, I guess we're a little spoiled. We're from New York. We kind of get most of everything you'd kind of want most of the time. I never was in a position where I like complained to a movie theater that they didn't get a movie. I don't know if I ever told this story about. Here we go.

What is it your dad freaking the fuck out at the Tom and Jerry movie? Because you did and it's great. Well, that one also. But that wasn't really, I mean, that was a dispute. I'm going to call that the conflict was I was trying to get into road trip I was not old enough to see road trip but I really wanted to see road trip

as one at your age would at the time and so I just went up there and I tried to buy the ticket and was like these motherfuckers aren't going to card me watch these motherfuckers card me and then I got up there and these motherfuckers did card me and I was like I was like I'm sorry I forgot got it in the thing. I'm sorry. And then, uh, the thing. I was, I mean, I was a fucking kid.

I was just like, I, I, I, oh. Yeah. That's what a terrible plan this is. Dude, you're fucking this up. And then a guy and, uh, his wife, I presume, uh, came up behind me. Like, he's with us. He's of age. Oh, whoa. And they were going to road trip two. And they came in with me. Um, and that was how I beat the conflict. You could have got them to buy you beer afterwards. You could have got them to buy you beer afterwards. Oh, yeah.

You want to push my luck. Hey, yeah, we want to go see Road Trip. We'll come back to my house, talk about Road Trip, drink some red wine. We'll mix it with some Coca-Cola. You'll love it. If you don't like that, we have Mike's hard lemonade. I'm going to call my friend Mr. Epstein.

He's going to hang out. Oh, man. Of course. Listen, after the movie, after you see Road Trip, I'm going to give you a fax machine to take home with you. to stay in touch. Oh, man. All right.

What do we got here? Chris Cabern. Sure. Next one. Heckler's in the theater. Is the chat room now really upset that Bain is gone? Because he could always come back. Oh, you still? Wait. Bain is still in your house? He's right. He might be in my house. He's having tea with my wife right now.

Throw a tea towel over him. Seems like a very nice man. See that window? No, I'm sorry, Heckler. Chris Gavin, please. That's pain up there with my wife. Okay. Heckler's in a theater. Hi, gang. Hearing Andrew's story about getting chewed out during snakes on a plane reminded me of a similar experience. Man, what a stupid thing to have happened to me. When I went to see it. I was a junior in high school. See, I skipped that by not seeing that trash. Learned. That trash like you're so above it.

I mean, I watched it on DVD. Yeah, you've seen it. I have seen it. You know, I once, there was a cheap movie theater, the second run movie theater in Poughkeepsie when I was a kid and I, well, kid, when I was in college, I guess, I saw Crank and Snakes on a plane double feature. Wow. One of the best days of my life.

Still haven't seen Crank ever in my life. I'm sure it should have fun. I think you're totally fine, Steve. That's kind of what I'd think. No, I mean, it's garbage. but you should see it because how are you going to follow along with crank high voltage

that one is terrible the first one I would I remember being like oh that was fun enough I also having a beef I have a beef with those movies because I hate his fucking character's name what is it like Chevcellios or something

get the fuck out of here two chas Chester Cheetos you fucking chud movie I've been I've been living in a world where I have to listen to the word the name Dominic Torretto for a long time now

and I've learned to deal with this Jim Chivalis or whatever the fuck he was called would be fine. Did you say Telly Savalas Kevin? Yes, Telly Savalas. I mean, he was also a star. Hold on a second. Now, Telly Savalas in the 70s driving muscle cars and shit, like that's what you want. You don't want this new Fast and the Furious. You want

like a Telly Savalas. All three, Telly Savalas, Dom Tareto and Chip Charnas or whatever this dude's name is. I think it's Chelyos. Jeff Chelyos, all bald heroes. All three of the bald stars. Oh, right. Oh, also Bain.

He's also a bald, a bald star. Famous bald villain. He was, Tom Hardy was bald in that movie, right? He was indeed, yeah. And he's bald in my house right now. He's in there. He's so scary, Bain is here. Star Trek nemesis in your house right now.

Look, I'm scared I'm doing this. Do you guys see that thing with the Tom Hardy movie? What was it called Funzo? Funbags? Pardon me? Capote. Fonzo. They changed the name, didn't they? Well, they changed the Capone, but it was called Fonzo.

Oh, yeah, because nobody was going to go see that. And Eric was just calling it Capote. I got this little baseball bat. You know, see, the thing is Capone killed people in cold blood. That's Richard. He's in a mistake. take to make. You remember at the Academy Awards when Jack Nicholson had to say Capote? He said

Capote. And Kevin Spaces at K-Pax? Wasn't that? Oh, oh, oh, oh. I forgot how to talk. I saw that in the theaters. Maybe next mailbag K-Pax will be with us. Oh, that's true. I'll just start chawing on fucking banana husks.

Yeah. That would be fun to watch. It would be sunglasses so you don't have to do a stupid voice. So that's thumbs up from here. He was an alien. I was a junior in high school when snakes on a plane came out and a surprisingly large portion

of my school was excited for the film. Everybody was excited for that movie. Maybe it was the ridiculous premise. The MS Paint movie posters floating around the internet which someone printed out about a hundred of them and posted them all over our school. That's a bit much, kids.

Yeah, I don't know. That's an American vandal shit right there, dude. or Samuel Jackson delivery of I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane but most everyone at the school was totally on board with this film when the film released

our local theater was doing a Thursday night midnight showing of the film something I'm never going to do again in my life no absolutely not I'm too old for those I cannot do it We aged out. I decided I wanted to be the coolest kid in school, okay, and just had to go. The showing was sold out, and really?

I don't remember it being this popular. It had a moment. It definitely had a moment. Okay. And the energy in the theater was quite fun. That's what I look for in a movie is fun energy. Most everyone... What's wrong with fun energy?

Fun energy? That's not... in the audience. Oh, no. Oh. Yeah. Now I see what you're saying. I want the audience to fucking quiet down.

With a movie like snakes in the plane, I say fucking talk all you want. Oh, definitely. Sure, I guess. I just mean poor cabin man in general. He's just not out looking for fun. I think that's what I just don't like it. Most everyone was, most everyone there expected the movie to be one big, schlocky mess.

People were hissing at each other. some guy had rubber as fuck some guy had rubber snakes he was tossing around and there was a ton of people wearing snake skin clothes and patterns oh that's disgusting normally i am against uh movie theater comedians and disruptions like this but come on okay so uh this was snakes on a plane surely nobody was taking this seriously wrong after the trailers and when the movie was to start. Most of the audience let out a chorus of come on. To celebrate the start of the film. What world was this? What dimension is this from?

This didn't happen. Snakes out of plane. This did not happen when I saw it. It was just like the theater didn't care about the movie. I still haven't seen the movie. Is it worth watching all these years later? It kind of is not. No. Even with a tall glass of water possibly.

You have better things to do with your time. You're weed. I mean, make it the double feature. Crank, snakes on a plane. Trust me. Well, you are a crap completest. Trust me. I am a crap completest. So I think you do have to see it. I just feel, though, that it was such a in the moment movie. Like, yeah, it was entertainingly dumb. But like in 2020, am I going to rewatch that movie? Absolutely not. Well, maybe for an episode, if the chat said so. And if the chat wants Baden to come back, just start chanting. Chat chanting.

It's still a little, it's two 50-50, I'm glad that there are people who outright hated in the chat, though. I'm really thrilled about that. Dude, someone in the chat says they saw an 80-year-old couple at midnight showings because they won tickets

off the radio. They were ghosts, too. Oh, we won tickets off the radio to Marty, the Ernest Borgnine film 40 years ago. The Scolary family. Is this the premiere of Scarlet Street?

And that's when the lights came back up and the self-proclaimed director of security stepped into the screening room. He told us that- Director of Security. Holy shit. He told us that he had received a complaint of us being loud and disruptive and we needed to calm down during the movie. we all kind of stared at him except for one guy who started clapping in agreement

with the director was that guy wasn't fucking Hans moleman I don't know who did that but he that's a great compliment that is great complaint I think that's great it wasn't me I didn't exactly you're out at yourself buddy we all kind of stared

at him except for eventually he left and the movie started up along with more snake hits him from the audience for about five minutes. I feel it's the snake kissing that's getting everyone in trouble. Yeah, probably. People are too scared

now. Oh, is there one by my feet? A rubber snake near my foot. Right about the time that Samuel Jackson was extracting the protagonist, forgot the actor, can't be bothered to look it up. You're writing an email. Take the

second and then type it up. No, you know what? This is the kind of non-research. that snakes on a plane deserves. I appreciate it. You're writing into we-Aid movies. Who cares? From his apartment, the clapping guy from earlier

stands up and shouts, shut the fuck up! I paid good fucking money for this goddamn film and y'all motherfuckers aren't going to ruin it for me. Shut the fuck up, goddamn.

No money is good for stuff. That's an outrageous thing to scream in the middle of snakes on a plane. I don't know why you would do that. That seems ill-advised. Well, after that, we pipe what, Eric? I was just to say you can't ruin that movie.

No, yeah. It is not. That movie is delivered, ruined. Well, after that, we piped it down. But not before the security director came back in the theater and watched the audience for the duration of the film. What failed nation state are you watching this movie?

The security director of the movie? is coming in and I will tell you to watch the movies. I've looked ahead. The answer to your question is Tennessee. Okay. Okay. All right. That makes sense. You boys better quiet down. He's got like mirrored sunglasses and toothpick. Next sentence, he actually kicked out a few people. Anyways, we watched the movie and jumped at the jump scares and laughed at the funny bits. But I could, though, there are no funny bits.

I couldn't help but think that we didn't laugh as loud as we wanted to. Thanks. Love the show Parker from Memphis, Tennessee. Yeah, that's right, because that fucking dude fucked it up for everybody by screaming like an idiot. Well, thank you, Parker. Now, you all got to understand here, Samuel Jackson made this movie not to be hissed at. The Duke boys are in a matinee again. We're going to start ourselves a chain gang. y'all don't keep hitting down without hissing.

It's a Jane gang. You have to just understand what movie you're watching when you're watching it. It's midnight too. It's not the afternoon or the evening. Midnight, like, all bets are off. If you wanted to, like, actually pay attention to this movie,

you should have came in a real hour. Yeah, yeah. That's a fake hour. That's not even real. That's fake time. Maybe it was like, actually, it's kind of worse. If it was like the Thursday night, like, preview, like you had to fucking see

snakes on a plane that bad. Yeah. Or if it was just like a regular midnight showing. That's like a Brian DePalma character. Like somebody who's that excited to be seeing snakes on a plane. Yeah, fucking maniac. Yeah. Complete maniac. Just out

to lunch. Yeah. All right. What did you say, Steve? I got nothing. I got nothing. Fair enough. Does Bain have anything? No, I don't think Bain has anything right now. Any bad senator. Okay. So let's see. Oh, come on. i feel like you're strategically given these ones to me why yes this is another story about someone

shitting themselves do your w hm crew i'm a long time listener first time writer it was the year of 2013 i recently graduated from high school and moved out of my parents home about a week after i walked the stage i moved into a house an older lady was renting out to students college students. I don't know why I said that like fucking James Bond. They just were renting out to college students. No, I never ended up going to college while I live there. I lied to the lady and said I was registered for

August. I decided to party it up with some friends and enjoy my newly found freedom instead. Sounds like a plan. Oh man. Remember freedom. I was just thinking because this is about shitting themselves eventually. I was like I would kill to shit myself

in public right now. Like I'm waiting for the subway. Oh, my God, the L train's taking forever. Darn that L train construction, and I shit my pants. Exactly. Oh, I'm in a horrible pizzeria eating not great pizza. Better use the bathroom to take a shit. What a fucking life I'm leading outside of my home. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Steve, you were reminiscing about the pizza place where the guys were pedaling pornography in the back room? I was. I was also thinking about the time I actually went. I was picking up a pizza, and I went to, it was in the Bronx. And I took, I was like, oh, could I use your bathroom? And I did. And I think I've told the story in the air.

There was like a little saloon door. Now it's like, Pizzeria bar right to the side is this little saloon door. Right. You go through the saloon door, use the bathroom. And I flush and the water starts to overflow. And I'm like, oh, oh, no, oh, no. So I kind of run. Yeah.

I grab my pizza and it's like, it's a fucking horror movie. And the water is just creeping out from the saloon door. Like, and I'm just like, a hot. uh-huh and he's like oh yeah he's trying to make conversation he's getting changed i'm like uh-huh uh-huh because i don't want to be like oh what's you do to my bathroom you a little fat beast or shit yeah so i kind of ran out of there that's fucking crazy now what was the porno pizza oh the porno pizza was when i went to there was a little um uh pizzeria in the city i was working at the time and i went like up for my lunch break and all these dudes it was i guess it was next

to like an adult video store and all these dudes neck were like these like guys that clearly weren't working at the same time as I was. We're like trading pornography with one another that they had bought. Maybe they were, dude. Let's go lunch break, trade Pete's a porno. I kind of wish they all they had like blue books.

Look, look, the Jenna Jameson cover is up a couple of meters. Oh, dude, pornography collectors. No, no, those can't exist. Please. This is in my ass with the misprint on the cover. It's going to cost, it's so, rare so rare only 75 of these exist it's in my ask instead of in my ass well that's a big mistake

it's a huge it's a huge mistake yeah me and a group of guys decided to get jobs as security since it was the easiest and laziest job we could get at the time we worked at a very unpopular plaza that consisted of a Starbucks CVS pharmacy a pizza spot and a quiz nos I want to go to all those places right no. Totally do, especially that CVS pharmacy. I would shit myself in a Quiznos so well.

Does Quizna still exist? Am I wrong? I thought they went out of business. Hmm. I think I think they're still around. I'm going to Google it. I think they're like ponderosa's where like, yeah, they don't exist, but they do exist in these little pockets. Yeah, it's like one

every hundred miles. Dude, those poor ponderoses, man, it's like a borg that's cut off from the collector. It's really weird. An XB? No, there actually are Quiznos all throughout the East Coast, it seems. There's some in Brooklyn, it seems. Right when lockdown's lifted, I'm going to Quiznos

and I'm spending 40 Nones. To say the least, my friends and I got high or drunk most of the time and watch movies in the office we had in the back of the plaza. One night, a relative of my friends who worked

with me came to visit at home and we got extremely drunk that night. And to cap off an amazing night, we had each purchased a fuck ton of Taco Bell ooh that's that's what you want but also I see where this is going yes exactly

you want a lot of Taco Bell but a fuck ton gets dangerous yeah yep it wasn't long after I woke up the next morning that I realized I got hit with a really bad case of food poisoning but I powered through and got ready for work

oh no don't power through oh no don't do that later that day, a few guys in me were watching super bad at work. I can't remember the exact moment in the movie, but I'm the type to hold on going to the restroom until whatever I'm watching is over. Not if you have food poisoning,

my friend. And then it happened. At some point in the movie, I laughed too hard at whatever was going on and felt the wetest shit starts spitting out of my ass. Terrified that my friends noticed. I walked to the plaza parking lot and stood there. I didn't know what to do.

I ended up waiting for about 30 minutes. Oh, come on. I hate you, Chris. For my crap to dry up a bit. What? Then I could walk without it tripping down my pants. I love it. I love it.

Because then it'll just like, it'll flake off. This is awful. Here's the thing. You come back naked and be like, oh no, I caught my pants on a chanelink fence, you guys.

Now I'm totally naked. Did you do that or did Bain do that? That was me. Bain was too short. He was too much, too busy in the hole. I wish I was in a hole right now. I walked to my car

and drove home without telling anyone I was leaving. I quickly took a shower and threw away my work pants and underwear, got dressed again, and drove back to work. The whole thing took about two hours. When I got back to my surprise, nobody even noticed I was gone. Nobody found out until a while later after telling the story while we all went camping. Do you guys have any shitting yourself at work stories or other shitting stories you haven't told? oh thanks for the many laughs I just landed a great job as a telecom engineer

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Bain can interview us one at a time. Can Instagram Live get canceled? Welcome back to Bain chat. Who are your guys? I don't know. I mean, I think I've really told every single shitting my pants story. It's not that many, but there's enough. But that's why I can't wait

to go back outside, dude, so I get some new ones. You got to make new memories, is what you got to do. Yeah, I don't think I really have many, unfortunately. I don't think I have any, any really that I recall. I think maybe as a kid at a barbecue. Oh, really? I didn't hear this

barbecue story. What happened to here? No, it's not. Okay, I was like, contextualized it. I was like seven or so. Sure. And this was my parents' place, outdoor barbecue, a bunch of people from their work and whatever

and I'm just walking around like little kid and then I'm like well you know that little drop there probably indicates something's not right and then I went

I went and went to the bathroom turned out I had I you know you know what it was dude is because you were fucking walking like that it's definitely what did it you loosen everything up dude

oh man. So I think what we'll do gentlemen, if you're hip to this, because that's the end of the letters. That's it. That's all she wrote. We'll take some questions from the chat. Okay. I think might be the idea. So we'll give folks, because there's a bit of a delay here. So we'll just give folks

a little bit to sure. Do that whole thing. So start asking your questions now. What you get? Now now now? Now now. Ten minutes ago. Um, Yeah, what's anybody watching these days?

What did you watch last night? That's a question I'll ask. Ooh, I watched, it was the last night. I think I watched the final episode of Devs. Masterpiece fucking television making right there. I watched the latest Westworld and that show is like total trash. Is that right? It's off the deep end.

Yeah, it's totally off the deep end. It thinks it's like really smart when it's like not. What is it now like the Matrix or something? it's like yeah it's like we're yeah they essentially it's like are we like out of we're out of the world's now like we're out of the park system in the park um brief spoiler uh not well yeah i guess it is um like it's like oh you know in the park everyone's so controlled but wait a second in the real world guess what we're all really controlled too oh jeez so you think about it you think about it it it's it's kind of like oh man i was just tuning in for sexy robots dude

Chris Gavin, what did you watch last week? Me being the snot, of course. I finished the five-part Rainer-Verner Foss Bender miniseries, eight hours, don't make a day. That's fucking great.

Great thing that you should watch if you have Cartierian Channel or if you have the Blu-ray. It's very good. It's very, very good. Go ahead, Steve. Last time we watched The Insider, which is great, we're doing a run of like not necessarily low stakes dramas

but like people in suits talking about stuff we did shattered glass dark waters I feel like some people in suits talking about stuff that's the that's the that's my I know I know exactly what he's talking about though it's like we're not sometimes people yell but often they're not yelling even at all like you know what I mean

like it's just saying it's a loose definition you can get JFK in there you can get a robocop in there all the grisham robocop in there are you kidding me the bathroom scenes man's not going to be around forever They're wearing suits Oh, you can get that Australian dad

To edit the people in suits cut I will say there's another movie I had to look for it on YouTube Because it's not anywhere streaming It's a John Landis documentary For 2004 called Slasher It's about this guy Helicopter

Is that what it's about? History of the helicopter No Wow Hey man, right what do you know It's no It's about this sleazy car salesman That does like this event

that he does at various car dealerships to sell like the $88 car man. Like if you go and he's like this like shitty dude. He's drinking Heineken the whole time. It's a classic. It is a classic documentary of like if you want to watch scumbag scumbag slasher. It's on YouTube. Just Google slasher John Landis doc. Eighty dollars. Any questions here? Yeah. We deaf do. Dude. Let me pull some up here. Okay, let's see Joe Self asks Is there a past episode you've done

That you wish you could go back and do over Since your opinion or opinions on it may have changed To that, I think we're going to say stay tuned I think Just carefully Here's one that's not that So it's not giving away that surprise I would love to go back to the Phantom Manus

Yes In retrospect, I actually kind of think it's the best of the prequels in my and I kind of want to and we were doing shorter episodes back then we could go two and a half hours three hours on a Star Wars easily dude yeah there's just

a lot of stuff in the earlier days not that the earlier episodes are worth your time also by the way patreon.com slash we hate movies but the whole archive up there on Patreon but like I do think now you know we've been doing this a lot longer we're more mature as comedians that like sometimes

that's a loose definition there's a lot of me on the bones that we could do. We just talked about shitting pants for like 20 minutes. It was wonderful. A subpar bade impression. For like 30 minutes.

Let's see. Little Sparrow asks, any movies you are looking forward to that are delayed or likely delayed now? And they're of course referencing because of the quarantine. Yeah. Yes, of course. I mean, yeah,

the French dispatch. New fucking Wes Anderson. I wanted to see that. Yep. That I wanted to see. I'm actually like, I'm still reeling from the Venom news. I thought Venom was going to make it, the Venom too. I just was... When was it supposed to come out? Mid-October,

I think. Come on. Why, why? What did you tell me, Steve, that is called Venom, bring the carnage? Venom, let there be carnage. That is dumb as dog shit. Exactly. That's what I'm so excited about. You don't understand. There were just all these people and they're like, No, it can't be carnage.

So, but now they're going to say, let there be carnage. Well, Venom carnage just sounds weird. You need to have like some words there, but let there be is that. Venom versus. Just call it carnage, though. Like, leave venom out of it. Is it happening in Marie Antoinette times? Let there be gone.

And it, I'm also, by the way, Fargo season got delayed, which really bummed me out because I was really excited to see what that was going to be. Oh, really? So who's on this season? Anybody I know? It's going to be Chris Rock. They had a trailer and stuff. They have some episodes done, I assume, just not the whole thing. Oh, I see.

Oh, so let's see. Blade Soul asks, any chance of seeing some Christopher Lambert movies on the program in the coming seasons. You know, we never did Highland. Wait, we did Highlander. We never did Highlander. We did Highlander 2 and 3, right? Yeah, yeah.

I think we could do like a We Love movies on Highlander. Absolutely. There's one with Mario Van Peebles. I'm forgetting the third one. Did we do that? No, no, no, no, no, no. It's a non-islander movie. Oh, is that posse with the Old West?

No, mean guns, I want to say. Mean guns, okay, yes. And Patrick Stewart is a villain. Dennis Leary is a villain. Okay. Why the hell, wait a second. Why the hell are you talking about this movie? Because it's Christopher.

Lambert. I think we could do one day. I thought we were talking about Highlander movies. Oh, sorry. I was not following. No, this is one that's outside of that. Gotcha. Also, Fortress, but Fortress is also kind of good. We could still do it. He's got another, there's another movie

of his with like one word as the title. A Beowulf, everyone says it's really good. Yeah, that's it. Reurrection is one too, I think. There's also there's a hitman. There's a movie called Night Moves where it's like assassins and the game of chess and it's totally bonkers.

It's just so subscribed. I'm not even sure if it's streaming anywhere. That's what kind of gets us in trouble these days. It's insane. It's one of the most insane movies I've ever seen. Absolutely bonkers. Someone asks, this is Carlito's Way

277. Will you do more live streams? This was great. Oh, well, that's great. Yes, we will. I think. Sure. No. Oh, that's it. Sorry. I'll try to get some directed to individual people here. Okay. So selfishly, I'll go first. Annalise Williams asked. Is Andrew happy that

Bunny Day is finally over? Yes, I am because that's the worst invention in video game history. The fucking Easter theme shit on Animal Crossing. You can fucking fold that up and let it go down a river. I had no idea about this. I just got Animal Crossing because everyone else did. And it's kind of fun, but like, if I knew there was bunny shit, I wouldn't have gotten it. Dude, you dodged a fucking bullet, man. A bunny, bullet. There was another one directed to Eric a little while back so I don't remember the person's name, but they ask, what is behind Eric

right now? Oh, this is just this is where I live. This is like more premium bog content. If you follow my Instagram, you know that I live in a swamp. And here's the road to town. There's like some weird folds in reality there. That's fascinating. That's from the

set of Southern Comfort. I don't do a Zoom background, guys. I get the real deal. Look at that. I'm touching a tree. Let's see. Let's see. Edgar Allan Ho asks. Great name.

I like that. Any live shows that weren't recorded that you'd make an episode on, say Blues Brothers 2000, they ask. Oh. Absolutely. Yeah. Eventually we'll get, well, eventually we'll get to Blues Brothers 2000 again.

And we never, we didn't record vice versa. And I thought right. Yes, vice versa. Right for it. I actually look honestly like even Scream 3 to me is on the bubble, but you know, it's it, but we released Scream 3. It's a real it's a real episode. Yeah. Would you guys

see us redo Scream 3? Maybe we could do it like live again or something and just have a better recorder. That's a good idea. Right. Or even Masters of the Universe was another one. Yeah, just kind of on that bubble. Yeah, exactly. Especially, like, we were so scared live for the first, like, those are like 35 minute episodes are like, get me the fuck out of here. Dude, it was in and out, man. Also, like, you got to understand the audio quality is poor in those because we've been podcasting 10 years. And 10 years ago, there wasn't any actual science or technology or. Also, we've already done that. We've recorded, we did a live episode on Street Fighter that never got recorded. And then we had one with. the front of the show, Vinnie Bresco. That's right.

You, uh, historian. Look at that. Chris Cabin. You know your history. Let's see. Uh, uh, you guys excited about the upcoming season of the last drive-in on Shudder. Any chance for a tweet along?

No to that second part. I, I'm, I'm into it. I know his, uh, Joe Bob Briggs has been touch and go with certain things he said, but, um, I need something right now. and I kind of miss the whole horror host type of thing or host of any kind. Someone hold my hand through a movie.

Let's have fun together. I mean, I think we should do that. But until then, I'll definitely check out what Shudder's offering. I'll say I watched the Elvira movie recently. It's pretty fun. Is that right? I got to say, it wasn't bad.

I watched like the first 10 minutes of that. You're talking about Mistress of the Dark? I watched like 10 minutes of it and totally greened out. good Kurt Fuller in that. The secretary from Ferris Bueller's, what's, I'm Bledy McClurg. She's great in it. She's really good in it. It's pretty fun. I got to say. This one is directly for Chris and Eric.

This is the way I'm taking it. Well, I'll get the fuck out of the room then. Don't worry about it. I'll mute my audio. There's some Bain questions. And Steve, you'll see why. Will you ever do an episode of the Zuprooter film or Zoo. See? See? Okay.

Episode of the Zeprooter film would be very short. Probably not. I'm not sure if we could release the episode on Zoo, but we could do it. We could.

Yeah. It's just because the guy really, in both cases, because the guy really died, it's a little dicey. I don't think we could release it at all,

but we could definitely record it. But it's been a while. So maybe it's okay to make fun of? Sure. You're totally right, Steve. The guy in both of those movies died at the end. Or I was fucked to death by a host.

There are thematic similarities. A guy at the book depository shooting horsecocks at the president. Oh, my God. Yeah, so this last one for Steve to take us home. Oh, please. What's Bain up to? Oh, what is Bain?

I'll see if I can go find him. Can you give me a second? Could you guys give me a second, please? Do you got to either go? down stairs or take the elevator. Ah, see, I should have done the elevator bit, but I'm guessing it's something to do with bad knees. That sounds correct.

I'm going to go with that as well. Cabin, by the way, someone was commenting, saying, a thumbs up to your Eastern Promises poster. Oh, yeah. Great movie, everybody. It is a great one. When we first started doing it, I thought it was a Boondock Saints poster. Ah, yes, I'm here.

I'm polishing the skull of Razalgoo. Oh, look at this. The theatrical Bain. Great. So, Bain was polishing his boner the whole time. How are we doing, Ross? We're doing great, Bain.

Oh, man, quarantine madness. Keep going. Go down. You were played by Liam Neeson. Is that correct? Why, yes. I had I had a fantasy

about killing someone. You know what? I won't tell you about it. Can you keep doing this for another 30 minutes, please? I heard that's... Until we, until I'm downvoted back to the pit from which I came.

Oh my God. Well, you know what, gang? Stay tuned for the next episode where Bain will be joining the show permanently. That's right. Musical guess. Bain. But I think that's gonna that's gonna do it for this WHMailbag

slash live quarantine. Q&A, you guys. So get those letters in, get those questions ready for the next time we do this. Like and subscribe to the League of Shadows. That's right. You got to plug the League of Shadows stuff, dude. You got to keep that hustle up thing. Patreon.com slash League of Reshadows.

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He must like comic books. It sounds like a fun follow. All right, everybody. Until next time, I am Andrew Jupin. Bain. Eric Cisker. Cabin. Take it easy.

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