We Hate Movies - S12 Ep577: The 6th Day

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

On this week's episode, the gang is beside themselves with excitement to chat about the wild Arnold Schwarzenegger clone thriller, The 6th Day! How little did Robert Duvall care about being in this film? What's with Michael Rapaport's virtual sex doll? And are two Arnold's really better than one? Spoiler alert: yes, yes they are. PLUS: Sly Stallone hosts all your in-flight hyper-sleep entertainment as you blast off to Earth 2! The 6th Day stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Rapaport, Tony Goldwyn, Michael Rooker, Sarah Wynter, Wendy Crewson, Rodney Rowland, Terry Crews, and Robert Duvall; directed by Roger Spottiswoode.  Catch WHM on tour right now! New venue for Nashville! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

this week on the program, man, that's some weird stuff going on with that cigar. It's the sixth day. I'm clone of Andrew Jupin. I am the clone of Stephen Sadek. I'm the clone of Eric Siska. I'm the clone of Chris Cabin. And these clones hate movies. Hello, right. We are doing another Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. A pack of the clones. Yeah, this is Arnold Schwarzenegger in Attack of the Clones. Oh no, I have a, now I have a New Zealand accent.

Wait, what is Count Duku up to? I wish that movie existed, but this is the sixth day from 2000, directed by Turner and Hooch's Roger Spottiswood. Oh, yeah. This is his best movie, maybe, I Really? Roger Spottiswood or Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Spotter's Wood. I didn't look at the Spotteswood. Oh, boy. He did At Tomorrow Never Dies the Bond movie. He did Turner and Hooch. Tomorrow Never Dies. I don't remember a ton about except there's some sick like motorcycle chases. Michelle Yo's in it? Yeah. Michelle Yo and you got two Arnold's in this, you idiot. Yeah. Doing business. Like, let's partner up here. That's the dream. That's your dream of having your own clone. putting them to work. Absolutely. Of course. That's what multiplicity was all about. The first thing I do is that they're on podcast duty. Let's get a W-4 for you, sir. Get fucking working, man. Absolutely with these clones. I'm going to sit home and a cot like Homer Simpson. My fucking clone and

have a paper route, dude. Like, I don't know. Dude, you don't look. If you're not busy, you better get busy. Totally. If you're leaning, you could be cleaning. He also did Air America and Stopper. My mom will shoot. Someone direct stop or my mom will shoot. Here are the keys to the Bond franchise. How have we not done that? It's a great question. It's kind of surprising.

Yeah, it is. It's very surprising. Ripley Underground is another one of his. Oh, that was the secret Ripley movie, which I believe we talked all about this on the 200 Hooges episode. What do you call it? What do you call it there? The one where Gary Busey plays Ripley.

No, what's its face? Oh, yeah, I'm going to take over another man's life. Barry Pepper, who's a clone of, Gary Busey. Yeah. That makes sense. A few more real quick, terror train,

the pursuit of D.B. Cooper, that's the Tree Williams one, the best of times, which sounds great on paper, but I remember being bare, like basically unwatchable. Is that the Robin Williams,

Kurt Russell movie? Correct. Also, yeah, terrible movie. What's that about? Robin Williams and Kurt Russell in a movie. Yeah, dude. They're like buddies.

They're like small town. When I'm, we're like, I was going to try to try to read the description as if I was just telling you because I knew and I forgot. Small town loser determines to,

have one more shot at the big time by winning a football game. Oh, Jesus. That's a big time loser, honestly. I'm fucking Al Bundy the movie. Yeah, this is a, yeah, this is, I saw this movie on a bus. That's what I saw this movie. Could you take us

through that step by step? Was this part of like your ticket? You bought the ticket. They're like, there's going to be a screening of the sixth day on the way to Philadelphia. No, we was a good school trip and we watched this and the nutty professor And that was how is excuse, hold on a second

There's a lot of weird stuff going on in schools these days Was that part of the curriculum in some way? No, it just was sort of like, critical cinema. It was like, hey, man, shut the fuck up and watch this movie. Wait a second, where were you going that it required the viewing of two movies on a bus route? I think it was one, one way, one and the other. You drove to Europe. That makes much more sense.

Yeah, so I was on a daredevil tour with all my friends. Oh, right, right. Right, right, right. You bungeied off the Eiffel Tower. But what'd you go to, for real? Like an old barn or something? I think it was D.C. if I had to guess. That's kind of an old barn. It's America's old barn. Fucking shoddy as hell.

There's the, uh, the bonoer building there. Yeah. Oh, there's, uh, the gallows that they erected for vice president, Mike Pence, of course. There's the jail. They keep the ghost of A blinking in. That's true. He is a problem. The containment unit. Before we get two out of control here, I want to hit play real. Oh, you. is pretty extraordinary.

God fucking. Damn it. Coming soon to theaters. You son of a bitch. It is pretty extraordinary. It's the VHS trailer. There it is. America's favorite game about obsolete materials.

I am the game master and these are my clues. That's right. You're the game master. I like that intro though. I am the game master and these are my clues. Oh, yeah. Taking notes from fucking jigs. saw here. That's right.

I'm the game master. These are these are my clues. Clue number one. He had cancer. Okay. So folks, if you're just joining us, right? This, Chris is, I think you're stealing the show right now. The score is, as of after

two rounds in season 12, Chris Cabin has 18 points. Eric Siska, nipping at his heels with 15. Don't get used to that. And Andrew, you've been bringing up the rear with 10. Oh, wow. Hey, someone's got to be in the rear.

It's a noble position. I'll be there soon so I got to talk about it. That's true. But that's also, just keep in mind, that's the absolute worst part of the human centipede. That's true. Yeah. I don't care what you say. It's the middle guy. At least I have my own asshole. Oh, that's true. You're getting it. Well, no, because you're getting it in. You're giving it. That's the thing. So like, you're getting it, but you have the satisfaction of giving it. If you're the back end, you're just getting it. I don't care what you say. I love rears. Yeah. Well, so do I. But that's not what I'm talking about here.

The middle does seem tough, though. By the way, by the way, right here in the middle of VHS trailer game, let me just remind everybody at home, hashtag release the Onania club. Yes, please. That's right. Honestly, follow Tom Six on Twitter. Tell them that we sent you and that we send all our love and support. I would just love, you know what, Tom just send us a copy and maybe we'll do an episode on a

We'll talk about it. It's a glowing review podcast. We know you got a Vimeo link. Don't fucking play. Don't play with me. Here's the thing, though, I would seriously, I would watch that with open eyes. Of course, yes. I would give it an honest shot.

And like Chris said, don't play with me. That's what the ladies are supposed to do while they watch 9-11 in that movie. But this is the VHS trailer game. It is a game wherein I give everybody some hints. People buzz in. I got to like now like get into game mode. Because folks at home, it's not just knowing movie trivia. It's deciphering this arc.

riddle that you come up with. That's the game master and those are his clues. Look, it's the only way we're going to be allowed in the boat to cross the river. So you're just going to see what you can do with this. You have to dance with the game master, my friend. So the way it works is the first clues with five, the next clues worth four, blah, blah, blah, all the way down to one point until you don't get anything. If you buzz in within that round, you are out if you get that wrong, but you can come out the next round. There are four clues here and they all

are coming soon to home video on this tape which means they all came out in the year 2000 Oh shit this is going to be something 2000 So get your American beauty

Yeah Put on your like spiky hair and like your yellow sunglasses Totally I got my Bloodhound gang CD right here Okay so the year 2000 VHS trailer game Round one

Game Master's Clue An astonishing achievement that won four Academy Awards was nominated for 10 and raked in over $100 million domestically despite having no English dialogue. Andrew Jubin.

That would be the Passion of the Christ. That is incorrect. Oh, wow. Chris Gavin. Life is beautiful. That is incorrect as well. Eric Sisker sits in the catbird seat. I will tell us.

him the clue one more time and he can ask to move on. A game master's clue, an astonishing achievement that won four Academy Awards, was nominated for 10 and raked it over $100 million domestically despite having no English dialogue. You can guess now or you can move on to the next clue. Let's move on to the next clue. Tribune, tribute, I think this is going to help you.

The first draft of the screenplay said, you will note in the script that none of the fight scenes here are described and I will inform you, I will just inform you now they are the greatest fight scenes in the history of cinema, period. Oh, mother fucker. Crouch and Tiger Hidden Dragon. That is Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon for four big points.

I just bought on 4K and have not watched you. Oh, dude, I've been meaning to go back. I haven't been to go back as well. I mean, had I watched it, maybe I would have gotten it on that first clue. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, the thing, the one thing I was able to utter during a disastrous Sony Pictures Classics job interview

where the guy, the guy, it was further like marketing arm and it was like I would be like cutting trailers and whatever and the guy was like tell me what you know about our company and it was my first like big city job interview I fucking froze and I just went oh you put out crouching tiger

dragon yeah I was not asked you always want to look up young kids out there getting into the workforce always look up the company because they will ask that and you don't want a free crouching interviewee hidden job offer

round two Eric, you're in the lead. Yes. Oh, wow. I better revel in this one minute. I was trying to give you the most time. Game Master's Clue. This Oscar Beatty inspirational drama,

which didn't receive a single nomination, by the way. teamed a former tough guy, legendary actor with an inner city youth. The trailer has a quote, more famous than the movie itself. Peter Jubin, Finding Forrester? That is Finding Forrestor for five. Big points. You are the man now dog. The man now dog. Jamal Wallace wrote that

paper. I watch that trailer is fucking wild. Is that right? It's just like F. Murray Abraham just being like, you couldn't write that. You sot. Oh, geez. I cannot believe before the sixth day they're putting Crouching Tiger and Finding Forrestor. Dude, the reason

I did this is I bought a tape for a fucking hold on for the movie. Chairman of the board. Chairman of the board. It came to my house. The trailers were insane. It was just, it was a movie called. Look at this.

Look at this. Now you're just. You would have got Slam, the Slam poetry movie. Oh, absolutely. I would have gotten Slam. What have you got the Baywatch TV movie that this trailer was for? Of course I would. So that's what's going on there.

That's really wild. Round three. Okay. Is this the final round? One more after this. Okay. Game Master's Clue. A high stakes high altitude thrill ride.

one that I know every for sure everyone in this room has seen vertical limit holy shit that is five big points for vertical limit blowing the fucking doors off look it out I'm climbing the mountain now

that's right the older man now dog I almost want to do that movie but it would just it just it seems really boring vertical limit no no we did that I was going to say finding forest there's not not a lot that goes

Not a lot of meat there. No. Apparently Matt Damon shows up at the end. Really? Yeah, yeah. He's like the, he's mopping the fucking floor and it turns out it's a prequel. You know, one day I'll be a genius. Yeah, I was mopping at Harvard.

Now mopping in NYU. Mopping it at Columbia, hopefully one day. All right, here it is. Round four. Game Master's Clue. This mega hit reimagined the cheesy 70s, these action series into an action comedy blockbuster thing of a gig. Charlie's Angels.

It is Charlie's Angels. I cannot believe it. I can't believe it. It's just shocking. I can't kiss the ring, Chris. Absolutely not. I'm just playing my wedding band to you. It's going to be dry.

My wedding ring. That's weird. Yeah, the wedding ring is kind of weird. When the kiss the ring happens, there's at least like a plate there. I need like one of those weird little papal rings. Yes, you should get that. If you win the VH if Chris wins the VHS trailer game, obviously we know it's got nothing

with trouble. If Eric wins, he will get a papal ring for himself. Yes, and you'll get a episode on the Zeprooter film on Patreon. Maybe just a 30 minute dissection. I see. I'm ready for that. I'm adding that to the pool. There we go. Up in the stakes. That's right. That's like me throwing in my car keys.

Pink slipped to your car. You know, just don't worry about Eric's disgusting. Dude, I'm riding high. I did not expect that. I always figure I'm going to get my shit shoved in. You know? Well, you know, some,

some eras stronger than others. Hold on, quick question. Yeah. Are you a clone? Could you lower your eyelid, please? Yeah, let's see how many dots are under there. No, I don't want to do that. I went to an eye doctor not too long back,

and they reversed my fucking eyelashes, and it feels really bad. That's not bad, but weird. Yeah. Reverse your eyelash? He's like, he had like a student. Well, because I had an eye thing I was curious about. It turned out to be nothing.

Sure. And I went to it. an optometrist, like a real dude with like a lab and he had like a little assistant that he was showing the ropes. It's like, oh, no, come here. Take a look at this. Now you notice how I've inverted the man's eyelids and I'm like, oh, thanks, great. Oh, eyelids. Like my, yeah, you turn, you can turn your eyelid all the way. Yes. Inside out and up. Yeah, my brother used to do that as a laugh. No, I had a medical professional do it as a laugh. That's how I had it. Now, Eric, Yes, sir. This man that did this to you, did he look suspiciously like Robert Duvall?

No, he didn't. But he did look old and wealthy because I guess he was a doctor. That's Robert DeVall. Did it look Harris Eulen at a curiosity? No. Well, more in that direction, but younger, like a young Eulen. Do you gave him the chair. Robert Duvall does not give a shit in this. Not at all. No. It is fascinating. But it's also kind of interesting because like he is fucking screaming at Tony Goldwyn in this movie. And part of me was like, oh, there he is.

You know what I mean? You can see Bob Duval in this movie just a little bit. But for the most part, he's like, I'm going to wear what I'm wearing today. And you can put a lab coat on me and then I'm in your movie as a scientist. He's putting in the scenes with his wife, there's effort there.

I think everybody in this movie is trying. It's just against. Yeah. There's no saving this. Who is this team? Is this a brother, sister, or a wife and husband. The Hildebees or whatever they call? I don't know that that's correct. The Wildebeests.

Yeah, the trial of the Wilderbeast. The Hilda, something or other. The Wimbley. The Wimbley. There it is. Oh, how many points is that? No, no, we're done. Yeah, they opened for Raffey once.

Cormac and Marianne Wiberley. The Wiberleys, baby. The Wibberleys. Yeah. They are married. Okay. So, yeah. Yeah, I think what they gave everybody was impossible. What do you mean? This movie. Like, I think, like, the last, I would say, maybe first 30 minutes I was into it. Yeah. And like, this was definitely compared to when we

originally saw it. Oh, man. A loser afternoon that day. But at least I was riding high on a buzz. And I was like in the theater like, whew, okay. Yeah. Yeah. This, I was just watching. I was like, okay, something's going to happen. And then like halfway through this two hour and four minute movie. Two hour and three minute movie. Oh, sorry. How many points is that? It's just trying.

It's negative points for you. Okay, you're saying a 30 second of a point. Yes, that's it. So you're saying you didn't like the movie. I didn't like the movie. The last like, I would say 50 minutes, I was like, is this it? Can you end this movie now? Because the action is the problem.

I think I did. I actually, yeah, I agree. The first half hour is pretty engaging. Oh, yeah. Kind of silly. Absolutely. Super future stuff going on. I'm always a fan of a big, dumb future movie. Plus Arnold in the future, man. I mean, like, you know, that's got to count for something. I do think it gets lost in the weeds a little bit, but I do enjoy this movie. And I think it's ahead of its time in a way. Like, yes, we need Arnold. Yes, we need to do Arnold. Yes, we need to kill this tech millionaire. This is, this is early retiree. like this is when he's starting to ease out like for real what was this like the final theatrical release before the governorship the final I think is like collateral damage was after this I looked at this today Terminator 3 is after this and Terminator 3 is the last big starring one right because that was like 03 right and then he's just doing cameos a little bit I think he does a came he does a cameo in the rundown is a cameo in around the world in 80 days and then he does some cameo in a Tom Arnold movie and then he is done for a long time. got it. Tom Arnold movie. It's like called. Yeah, it's a kid. It's called his home movies. Oh, Tom, damn it. Why did

you release that? I'm already the governor. Tom Arnold's the history of the Stogey. I had to help Tom. You know, as we're talking about a little bit of the latter day, Arnold, as we're winding down here, I think this is one of the better ones. Collateral damage, I don't even really remember. I got to go back to, too. I don't remember giving much of an

honestly. Yes. And I don't remember damage is a real fucking like 9-11 has definitely happened movie yeah yeah so it doesn't it didn't make a lasting impression on me maybe it was too to to engrossed and true lies doing it better back in the 90s but like you know there was end of days i think kind of started this sort of trend yes of we don't know what to do with arnold anymore we've kind of mind everything we've even done meta arnold with uh the last action hero so now we're going to do devil future etc we're going to the breaking point of arnold's let's let's see what he's like and green screen. Let's see him do nothing. How about that? But I would argue this is better than, I mean, and this and end of days might be neck and neck. I prefer end of days to this.

And I definitely prefer Terminator 3 to the bunch. Really? I don't. I do. I'd rather watch the bunch of bunch. Of those three, I'm with Eric. This is the best one. No, I'm going to go end of days. I'm going to go. Okay. Yeah. Well, this is the Catholicism right. Yeah, exactly. Anytime the devil shows up. Oh, that's my man. I got Gabriel Byrne pissing on people. I'm happy, baby. But see, this is the mode of Arnold that I kind of like the most. And like, yeah, Steve, I agree with you. Like, the action isn't super high octane, but it's Arnold in an action movie.

Like, end of days, I mean, there's action in it, I guess. There's fire. You get a neck break. You get him zip it up his crotch. I'm a fucking, I'm a happy camper here. He's a little too squeaky clean. So this movie starts, I mean, it's about cloning. No, no, this movie starts with God created man in his own image.

Yeah, thank you very much. And behold, it was very good. And the, every, well, it was the Bible? $5. That's the opening of the Bible. Yeah, yeah. They had bad handwriting back in the day. I wish I could get a Bible for five bucks.

And every the army, I don't think so. Slitter bond. And it was, I don't know, it was the sixth day that he finished or whatever. Yeah, the sixth, no, on the sixth day, God created man. On the seventh day, he rested. Right. And the seventh day, he pulled out. Yeah.

And then, and then, you know, he finished all over there. I got a little bit on your belly planet Earth. Hey, do you want to just put on a movie for a while? It's kind of getting late. Mind if I smoke? Oh, chopped is on. That's how the oceans were invented.

You know, salty water. Okay, so then we go from that Bible talk, which I don't know what that is. It's Bible Babel. To, oh, a sheep was cloned. Can you believe it? The sheep, 997. Oh, it's definitely

X-1-D-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-cloaning. She's just so stupid. I'm like, just tell me that it happened. Hey, hey, they're setting this table here. Okay, fine. Don't poo-poo the dinner while they're setting the table. 2000 human DNA genome, whatever, man. The human genome project.

And now. Finished. Yeah. Dallie. Sometime in the near future or whatever. Arnold claimed in an interview that this movie takes place in 2015, if you can. Which is amazing. Because think about where we could have been in 2015 versus where we were in 2015. You know, we could have had clones. We could have had

clones. We could have had, uh, we could have had, uh, the XFL. The XFL. The king of all football league. We could have a nach flavored banana. Is that real or is that girl just stupid? No, I think it's supposed to be real in the movie. I think it's supposed to be a future food. It's like tinted, It's orange, which, by the way, making all these children are fat. Stop feeding them nacho bananas. I would eat the nacho banana because you know what? I love Doritos.

I know. Me too. But at this point, I need to stop. That's like getting a banana at Taco Bell. No, it's going from heroin to methadone. Gotcha. I was going to say, I mean, at one time, I was very suspicious of the Dorito taco shell a Taco Bell. But then I

tried it and after a while it's kind of the only hard Shell Taco I get from that. So maybe Right. Maybe I would fall for the nacho banana. No, that's the thing is I will eat a banana flavored Dorado before I eat a Dorito flavored

banana. This is very easy to me. Actually, yeah, I mean get a little banana dust on a little fried oil to you chip there. Hold on! neither are good. To be clear, neither is a good option. It is kind of wild, though, because it's like very specific to year 2000, then this happens. Then one thing we missed was that they did, they cloned a human and put him down like a fucking dog.

That's cool. Unless I miss something. Because surprise, surprise, I was token up all through this movie. Oh, yeah. They mentioned that a couple of times. And they're like, and we all know what happened with that guy. Did it turn out to be like a mass murderer or something? Is there a sixth day prequel movie where there's a story there?

That's the thing. That would have been an interesting thing. And that's not allowed in this movie. Right. Like it'd be interesting part of this story. We need, this is just the table setting. We need to get to everyday man Arnold who's, you know, he represents all of us in a way. You know, he's a man just trying to do this job.

He's got to get his mirror news. Yes. He's got to fuck his wife on his birthday. What's wrong with that? This all sounds great. You don't like mirror news? I kind of like the idea of this. first clone happening and like he's like a cute sensation like everyone's like oh look it's the human

clone and he's like letterman and whatever people are making jokes and like two weeks later they fucking shoot him in the head in the fucking street it's what it's one day where like yeah he's on letter when it's like ladies gentlemen please welcome to the ed sullivan theater timmy yeah and he's yeah he's a total hit of the town and then like cut to the cover of the new york times the very next day and it's this kid totally naked holding his doctor's decapitated head in his hand and the police are shooting him he, fuck, he ate

Jonathan Libnicki's face. We left him, it was supposed to be a meet and greet, you know, a little photo op for the two. We were all thinking it back in the dust. My God. He was accidentally spliced with the rhesus monkey and now he's just eaten

little child star faces. Oh no, he put it on his face like Hannibal in sounds 11th. That's child with a little lip nicky, God damn it. You talk to him. You talk to him. Well, it's like in Jurassic Park when they bridge the gap with frog DNA. Oh, sure.

That's why dinosaurs are mean. Tom Cruise breaks down on the stand about how good Jonathan was to him on the set of Jerry McGuire. There's a thing. So, Steve, you mentioned, like, we passed the year 2000 or whatever. Interesting bit of real world history. What also happened in the year 2000 related to cloning, then President Bill Clinton, his last year in office

he made human cloning illegal in the United States because he saw this movie. Yeah. Oh shit. Oh my God. I thought I was getting my yearly Arnold fixed. Turned out I was getting some policy idea. You're doing it all wrong with the cigar there, Arnold.

I got to fix your form there, buddy. Step aside. Let a pro show you how it's done. We'll talk about the cigar thing. It is wild to do that in the year 2000. Incredible. Wild. To ban human cloning?

No, to do the cigar bit in this movie. That's true. In the year 2000, it is sure. Also, Bill Clinton, I think that was like he needed his victims to have souls. If Little St. James was full of clones. It's kind of like, you know, take whatever you want. Just not the same, Jeff. Just not the same, brother. Got to go home.

You know, I thought Vince Foster was a clone of Vince Foster. They're all yours. Bill Gates, I'm going home. There's two little dots under his eye. Check it. Check it. I do love, so presupposed the XFL would be the dominant sport league. To the degree

that Johnny Phoenix, which thank you, IMDB trivia, for pointing out that the Phoenix is a reference to a rebirth. Oh. Also, this is like Phoenix Pictures, which was weird. Here's the thing with Phoenix pictures. I don't know if it's still around. Probably not. But like... It'll come again.

This opening, a little too fantastic. I thought the movie started. I thought it was a fake company logo. And then Phoenix made the clones. Yeah, exactly. Phoenix cloning opera. And it was just like, oh, Phoenix pictures.

Let's dial it back everybody. So Johnny Phoenix, welcome to $300 million contract as a quarterback in the XFL. L-O-L-L. That's very good. That's what's great about this movie. I think it's better now than in 2000 because it's funny now. Yes, I would say that's it.

I guess it was funny then too, but not as. It was an oddity now. Like I look back at like there's a lot of strength, especially like I said, the first hour I was more engaged with it. There's a lot of good stuff there last hour. No. No, I've never played football professionally or otherwise.

Oh. Or otherwise. That's very important. Oh, absolutely. No, no, no, no, I couldn't. I got hit in the face of the football once. any footage of that I think it's a bad idea

for the quarterback to have a touchscreen helmet that just has blitz that covers his entire field absolutely it's interesting because it's like the field of vision in their computer helmet is telling him what

the play is going to be against him it's kind of a video game thing but again like he needs to see to be able to maneuver and not fall on his head. You think that's why he got injured here. Yeah, we got paralyzed and kill. And you would imagine those are probably easier to like break since they have

to have all this fucking equipment. Yeah, it's a fucking TV inside there. You have to replace them all the time rather than just like fucking undent them like the original one. And it's also stuff from like the coaching stuff because it's like the helmet is saying like oh you know potential blitz detected, you know, audible

shift to this play. And yet Steve you're right, it's just text after text in front. Like you're only got so much to see in that little helmet. I need to be able to throw the football and or save my own life. He gets hammered, which I love. Great thing. Also, I just want to point out

again, just to the hubris of these writers thinking the XFL was going to be so big. They're so big in this world that this team is also, we're told, an expansion team. So there was the XFL. It was so huge.

The demand around the country was such that we needed to expand to other markets. Well, that's because Arnold was best buds with Vince McMahon. Yep. Oh, Vince, you've built an empire. I remember very specifically. I think he was watching Smackdown. It was probably for Terminator. No, wasn't it?

Oh, no, it was. I think it was any of days, maybe. He comes out and he's got a microphone. Oh, Vince, you've built an empire here. Oh, wow. Look at this, everyone. Yeah. The XFL is clearly going to beat the NFL in.

I don't know, a hundred years or whenever my movie takes place. And he did not drop a Stone Cold Stunner that appearance? I don't remember specifically. That would have been great. Arnold getting the stunner and dumping a bunch of beer on Stone Cold. Oh, yeah. I love Vince. He launders millions of dollars for me.

He's a wonderful man. So, yeah. So this dude, because there's a fucking piece of literature in front of his face gets massively rocked by these two defensemen. He jumps to throw the football, falls on his head, breaks his neck. And in the future, when there's a car in coming, your whole windscreen, your windshield just says,

car and coming, car and coming. Press the break, big balky text. So he gets in this ambulance, and then it's like, uh-oh, here he comes Michael Rooker, and he's like, don't worry about these EMTs, we'll take it from here. And he, like, commandeers this ambulance. He's probably, he's probably more.

fine than you realize. Yep. And you're like, what's going on here? And it's just Rooker and this fucking QB in the ambulance. And Michael Rooker just murders this guy because he realized that he's paralyzed. Yes. Yeah. Because they have a lifetime contract with a vegetable. And there's a joke.

Maybe we could trade him to L.A. We're definitely going to have to kill the two drivers, though. That's we, there's no getting around that. And that's sort of like the coldish open here Which like to me, I don't know I'm watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

Arnold in the first scene It's kind of like if I know That there's human like you can just Establish the CEO earlier That is a clone versus like Showing me that people get cloned I don't know I mean I think that's what this movie But it's up against is it wants to be an

Or it is an Arnold movie Yeah but it's also trying to sort of be a sci-fi movie Yeah Like a legitimate sci-fi movie Like this is how a legit legitimate sci-fi movie would open. Oh, look. Oh, even in the future in this futuristic football league,

they are cloning their whatever. You know, they're a quarterback. I mean, but isn't there a lot of that when he's getting his ass to Mars, though? I mean, you're getting a lot of the beginning of that movie. Yeah, sure. Oh, yeah. Just like the world or whatever. That's true.

I guess it's not unprecedented that Arnold has done sci-fi where he's not the first scene. But the major turns, the surprise moments in something like total recall or anything like that are surprising. Whereas, like, every moment that's supposed to be surprising in this movie, you're like, oh. Well, listen, because there's the thing. It's a clone movie. So the only surprises in a clone movie are people who you previously thought not to be clones are indeed clones. In Total Recall, he's looking at advertisements.

He's watching this shit on TV. It's all through his lens. There's a world. It's not like we start with someone else being Total Recalled. Yes. But now we're talking about a Paul Verhoeven movie versus the Rob Rydbris Spottiswood movie. which is like comparing the XFL to the NFL to the NFL. So anyway, I want to

mention this before we get too far along Arnold is a millennial in this movie I think, right? Timeline was It's an adult in 2015. They don't say what his what actually breath. No, and they don't say what exactly what year it is. That was like a DVD feature that they said 2015. He strikes to me at his

late Gen X though. He sees more that time. He has a house. Yeah. He wakes up horny for a Wendy Cruz and his wife. Yeah. It's his birthday. Hello.

Good morning. Oh, hi there. And she's like, it's like, it's like they're trying to have morning sex, but their rotten kid comes in and hits him in the dick. Oh my God. I've been cock-blocked by my own daughter on my birthday. A doorknob to the dick.

That has got a, whoa. Yep. Well, I guess I'm calling out from work. I certainly can't fly my futuristic helicopter because I got hitting the dick with a door knob. I've beaten my throbber. No, it was my daughter. It's like where there's like... The daughter is like, oh, hey, dad.

Like, I'm a selfish little fucking child. And it's your birthday, but I deserve a present. And Arnold is very much like a present, but it's my birthday. And she's like, oh, everybody's getting these Simpal dolls. This is terrifying. Horrifying. It actually looks like the fucking total recall cab driver. It does.

Alternate idea for this movie is, Arnold, it's just, there's no clones whatsoever. It's like, oh, here it is. I brought my daughter a sim pal doll. Uh-oh, she's evil and I have to fight her. Oh, that's a way bad. Annabelle. Schwarzenegger and an Annabelle.

Yeah, she's systematically killing everyone. She killed the babysitter, the dog. Dude, Annabelle 2049. Yes, exactly. This will sound meaner than it is, but that doll looks exactly like Greta Thunderbird. You know, the, the activist? Yes. I believe it's Thunberg.

Oh, Thunderbird is what you just said. Hey, better name. That's a wrestling name. It does kind of look exactly like. Right. I didn't think about it until right now, but I looked back. I looked in those dead eyes and was like, yeah, it looks exactly. And I'm not saying I disagree with her. I'm just saying it looks exactly like you're

to the point where I was like, wait a second. Cloning? Or is this a sim person? I'm fucking outlawed. God damn it. Oh, and now she's fucking with the environment, which I'm purposely trying to take. There was something, though, at what, I mean, it was like whenever someone like posted the trivia or whatever, and it was like, at this time, there's only like 37 countries that have actually outlawed human cloning. And I was like, that's nowhere near enough. No.

Because you know at least like two of them are like first world powers, probably. I don't give a shit. I say clone. I don't care. Really? Yeah. What is it going to do to me? I don't know.

what if some fucking Eric clone comes in tries to take your life? Well, thank God. I've been waiting for this day. But in America, I mean, clearly it is true for like the rich and the powerful. I mean, like Johnny Phoenix, famous director,

Alfred Resurrection, also got a second chance. But you're like someone like Peter Thiel for sure would get cloned. What do you guys think about repat? I would do it in a second. I think, well, it's not like as much of a commodity, but I believe that kind of exists already. I remember reading a thing years ago that, like, Barbara Streisand clones like the same couple of dogs.

The Arrow Morris movie, Tabloid, is about the first woman to do that. Hold on. That's right. I can get their exact personality, probably not. No, no, that's the thing. It's just a dog. What the fuck that, then? Throw it down the toilet.

Well, that's kind of where I'm at. Like, yeah, like, if I can get my exact cat again, sure? Because I'll take them in today. My cat has a lot of, like, weird quirks and shit that I would, I would miss if it didn't, if it didn't have it. Absolutely. That's true. Yeah, it's like, you know, especially if it's an animal you haven't, like, raised right from birth. Yes. You know, because, like, Marty had all sorts of, like, presumably, like, traumatic experiences before we adopted her. And that's, like, now folded into her personality. Yeah, yeah. It's like, what it is. So, yeah, it would be, like, indeed a dead-eyed, like, recreation or whatever. I mean, that that's kind of like. We'll do the total recall remake versus the total recall movie.

I guess it's sometimes dead is better That should have been worked into the Pet Cemetery remake honestly Yeah One of the biggest snoozes of the last five years Which I did not see yet Based on your anti-reconditions Because not even Lithgow himself Could save that movie too fucking sucks top to bottom

So the human cloning thing What's the worst case scenario? Someone like China makes a clone army And fucking takes over the world And we're finally at the end of this stupid thing you know what I mean like let's fast forward to the end you're saying I'm just saying like

world domination probably should happen so that eventually internal reforms will be made hundreds of years I'm actually with you I think like I think it should be open cloning

for everybody honestly because you know they're gonna fuck it up mutually assured cloning it's like Jeff the Jeff Bezos clone is gonna come out dumb oh you don't need to fucking

have more than one of that worm looking guy so he would be slicker looking, wetter looking. Wet or the actual sloppy. The way that Tony Goldwood looks at the end of this movie looks exactly how Jeff Bezos looks now. Captain Boiled chicken.

We'll get back. We'll get to it. But I think he looks exactly Joe Biden at the end of this movie. Ooh, there's a little bit of that there. Coming to it. Oh, man, I'm a clone. I'm out of water park. A little wet, sorry. A fell in a vat of Vaseline.

So, like, it's his birthday. And, like, his daughter wants his doll. And, like, he's like, well, I'll have to go see about that. And he goes to his job where he is a charter pilot. Yes. This breakfast thing, we already talked about the nach banana. Yeah. But, like, also, like, there's no set up for the cereal being disgusting, right?

It just happens. And I was confused with five minutes. I didn't know. I was growing on with the cereal. Like, literally, he, like, she goes away. Yeah. And he takes a bite of. his cereal and he has this his face like

and like there's no setup that she's like pissed in it or anything well maybe it's nacho cereal she fucked him over she's like oh you don't want my nacho banana you asshole but there's no set up what's over he just makes his face like oh it's disgusting I don't know Kevin it must not be that big of a deal because

two of us didn't even notice what you're talking about I noticed this and he had a so he asked for the regular banana and I was like he's reacting like they cut up nacho banana on it oh is a different table Are there a little banana slices in it? I couldn't really tell.

I was like trying to understand why he was having this reaction. I thought maybe it was like kitty litter or something he was in. I don't know. Oh no, it happened again. The kitley lit the banana was in my awe. I said no notch a banana, but the kitty litter banana was used.

Disgusting. Speaking of Repet and everything, the funniest fucking part of this movie, Arnold's walking around. He's like, oh, hey, Oliver, the dog. And there's a commercial for Repet because you're setting up that whole endeavor. And it's like, your pet will live forever.

That's, by the way, this is where the movie could have started. Yes. And it's this depressed dog watching this commercial. Like, yep. I guess they're going to clone me then. Could you put a cigarette in my mouth, sir? I just, I want to enjoy these last moments in my dog life. The dog's supposed to look sick, but he looks just like bummed the fuck out.

Yeah, it's like, well, it could be maybe not even a reaction to the content on the television before. We're just like, another day sitting in this house, this fucking assholes talking about not banana's again. What is this existence? I do think it's a little too much that the piece of score for this scene was called This Dog is Gonna Die. I think that was a step too far. I'm going to be honest. This dog is going to die, but it's a 2000 new metal score so that the song title is as such, but the song sounds like eating cereal. Like the heavy metal parts of that. Dune score, actually.

And it's great. It's all great. Even the music. I love Dune. Dune. And Drewan as well. Oh, Drewd was great. Oh, man.

Even longer than Dune. He goes to his job, which is he, he is a charter pilot. He owns a charter pilot business. I'm an entrepreneur. Where, and, you know, he gets there. He's got a secretary or a person, a woman behind the counter. And Michael Rappaport is his best friend. and kank and they're about to take these snowboarders out and like speaking of vertical limit it's just

really weird that he's like oh cool i got to my drone thing now who in the i mean hey good luck getting me into a fucking charter helicopter to begin with it's like oh cool you know what the guy is going to be flying one helicopter and then on his right arm is going to be flying yours which will have no one inside of any sudden movement and everyone's dead i am only getting a into a helicopter by gunpoint. That is my rule now. You gotta do it. You're totally right. I'm with you 100%. I'd best be getting kidnapped.

The fucking the scene before, the scene of them getting, this is weirdly, it's an automated driving scene. And it's weirdly exactly what it is now. Like, the way they do it in this, like literally, it's a normal car and they just turn and like, talk

to each other in this type drug thing, him and Hank. That's kind of, this movie has some like, good moments of Pressions and then some not good moments like this movie did predict like flat screen TVs for one

the refrigerator having the fridge being a smart TV definitely but your news not so much mirror news not so much not yet anyway however fingers crossed fucking LOL for anyone in this time period still using the on star system

I don't think we're doing that anymore he had a deal with them I think Because OnStar also figures in heavily in collateral damage. When he's trying to get into the car, if there's something about OnStar doesn't give him the right... OnStar, give me directions to Afghanistan. It won't work. Like, he can't get the car to work

because the OnStar system isn't connected. Oh, weird. I don't remember that from that movie. I think he must have a spokesman deal or something. Yeah, that makes that sense. The only thing I remember from that movie is someone says, I think it's Cliff Curtis, is like, oh, your family was collateral damage.

And he's like, collateral damage. Oh, I'll give you collateral damage. And he starts, like, destroying an office space or something. It's pretty funny. Casualty, I'll give you casualties. He's like, oh, look at my new toy, which is this arm bracelet, which I can control another whole helicopter with.

And it's like, I don't know, man. Like, what doesn't Michael Rapport fly that helicopter? Why do you both have been the same fucking helicopter at once? It's just fun predicting future stuff. This is right up there with AI, the Steven Spielberg, movie, right? It's true. Um, it's a weird look for Michael rep, it's got really shaggy hair. I don't know what's going. This

has to be a wig because he's got like naturally curly hair. It's not he's not like terrible, but he, is he overdirected? What is happening with his performance? You cannot have this person not playing someone from New York. Yes. Yep. You've got to stop this. This is absurd. I think that is part of it, right? Yeah. He is sort of sounding like he's de-brooklynizing himself. That's exactly it. Which I don't care for. I work with a voice coach for 16 months to even sound like a human being. Spaddis would thought that the movie was going to need

fucking subtitles. I don't know how I'm going to do it, Spike. I just don't know. That brings up a good question, though. I could not for the life of me figure it out. Where does this movie take place? They don't say it. It is like intentionally like any city. I think film. Cityville future. But with the references to L.A. and the mountains, I was in my head, I was thinking anywhere. I guess Seattle or something?

Yeah. But yeah, maybe NorCal. It's one of those things where it's like it doesn't make the movie any more like it's saying something by not specifying. Just do it. Just tell me where this movie's set. It does not matter. That goes to a big problem with this movie I think is that the world building is shitty. It's horrible.

It is. They are very selective about what they're going to show you because they're like we don't want to think about all the implications of what this would be doing when they first go when they first go Tony Goldwyn's fucking like clone factory office park or whatever. I thought it was Vegas.

I had no idea where the movie was taking place. It's too much. There should be like a TV show or something. It'd be great if like Arnold was in a TV show. So we could get like kills every week. Well, a movie that remind me a lot of this, Starship Troopers, they have those little interludes of the TV being like, oh, right. This is what the world is. This is how I'm going to show you what the world is.

again Paul Ferrell Robert Spottedwood So basically he takes out this first group of snowboarders We kind of meet the team and everything like that They said they got this big thing coming up But they have to do a blood test For Mr. Drucker Who's Tony Goldwood's tech billionaire character

So they drop these guys off They let you know That this guy with the bandana Is going to do something Oh so many times Because I don't even think he has any dialogue But then it's just like, oh, yeah, I have to go to repet because of my daughter, blah, blah, blah, blah. Guy with purple bandana staring at the camera.

There's a point where Rappaport asks all the people they're taking the skiers or whatever, snowboarders. Like, everyone here, you have it, you've done repet or you know someone who's on repaid. And that guy specifically says, yeah, yeah, and I know someone who did it. Yeah, they do like a close up kind of. Because he's the religious fundamentalist is what we're calling. Yes, they, I mean, don't they say something, but they specifically refer to them as anti-cloning fundamentalists, which is really something. Essentially Jake Busey and contact. He also, I can't find it, but the guy does have a name and it's one of those, like, they keep saying it to remind you.

Tony. Is it Tony? No, it's not. That's what I was sick of. Oh, right. You know, maybe I'll come across it. Tony. But so they go back. Anti-cloning, Tony. And, you know, it's like, oh, you all have to do this blood test and an eye exam because, you know, Mr. Drucker is very specific. Everyone who comes in contact with Mr. Drucker needs to get this eye test and this blood test. I don't think so, right?

No, no. I'm not doing a drug because that's, let's, you know, it's a drug test. But if you got a fucking helicopter with somebody, I want blood test, I want eye test, I want a fucking, I want six years of fucking backtack. Maybe it makes sense. Maybe. And what's, yeah, you don't want the pilot to have any financial problems is how routine Arnold and Rappaport treat this, which I guess makes sense. Yeah. Well, like that's, I got a feeling that it was more of like an extreme sports club.

Like a transport didn't even feel right for it. Yeah. It just, it's sort of X. Yeah, like they had like all the materials in the back of the like the shop they have there. Like it looks like drop zone. Like it looks exactly like the little shops they stop in that. Here it is. that fucking extreme snowboarder fundamentalist dude's character's name is trip so the whole

time oh trip what do you think about dog cloning let's ask my good friend trip trip what do you think get your mother on the phone sarah palin let's hear oh conning I love it I really love it I love it so much but so they do this and then like what do you call it there my grandpa you know you go home I'll take care of the whole thing I'll just say that I'm you and I'll take him oh I'll take out drucker and he's like you could you could buy the new dead dog or whatever you gotta do oh right because they're getting ready to go and his wife calls and is like by the way the dog's dead pick up another one on the way home and he's like fucking refusing to do it and everything I don't know how I feel about these this whole modern

world with the nacho bananas and the cloned dogs where does it end it's such a funny thing that he's his character trait is like being nostalgic for the past he has a Cadillac he repairs Oh right yeah and he's doing manual shaving because he cuts himself Exactly yeah and that's supposed to be like Well that's how we can tell that he's the real him

And then later on it's like no that doesn't really just to feel something Yeah says it's so like just shaving Just to feel alive just to feel alive But like what we never see what the alternative is Do you put a little like Rapaport chin helmet on your He says like, God, what was it? You know, they have those laser shavers and you should try them because they don't cut or whatever.

Yeah, put a laser right on my fucking face. I'm with Arnold on this one. I don't know. It's so weird, Arnold, all these laser shavers and virtual blow jobs. Isn't it weird that the cancer rate is sky high right now? It's like 91% of it. People die in a cancer every day. No, I will not use a bidet.

I wipe my ass to feel alive. Yeah, so you got to do it, dude. otherwise you're just pushing stuff around. The day I had my virtual girlfriend shove a fucking nacho banana up my ace. Dude, by the way, he lives, Michael Rapport's character, Hank, he lives exactly like

Ryan Gosling and Blade Runner 2049. Yep, totally. Messy, lonely apartment, virtual girlfriend's sucking your D. Absolutely. There's a little band-aid on my nose now, bro. Looking up at this giant pink little. lady, bro. Can you get really

big? Do you think people are like getting their dicks bigger, like, you know, surgically? Oh, sure. Dude, every, that's the thing is, if I was Tony Goldwood, who we find out as like the fourth clone of Tony Goldwyn, I would have my dick down to my legs because it would just be like, every time like, you know what, next time, let's just go

a little bigger. Let's have a little fun. Here's the thing. If it gets too big, I'll just kill myself. You can blow me again. It will reset my dick. He hangs himself with his own dick. Science is all about experiment. I want to see how big my dick can get before I die from it. See, this is why I'm not against human cloning. It would be

fun to take another lap. Here's the thing. The whole I only like half agree with you because like where I think it's helpful is shit like organ growth. Sure. And all like all the stuff that like Robert Duval like his scientific endeavors I guess originally

started as before he's like just cloning assassins left and right in this movie. But that kind of thing like oh fuck. you know, I need a new pancreas, boom, you get a new one. Here's my feeling on it is we're going to get all the good stuff, like the cloning

of like the organs and all that stuff. That's great. But we are also going to get some grade A atrocities. No way. Just some real fucking fungles that fuck up people's lives and I can't wait for it. But we have atrocities every day anyway.

But these are new kinds of the trot. And I'm looking for new stuff. We're doing a fish boy coming home. Strangling your wife. Okay. It looks like my weekend Oh, what? Another week of economic Depression? Great.

Yeah, that's true. I am quite bored with these atrocities. You're right. We are bored with these atrocities. We need new exciting ones. It's been the atrocity wheel. So go all in on cloning. Give me a fish boy. Give me a boiled chicken captain.

And the wheels going round and round and round and it landed on. Oh, you just passed bankruptcy. Fish boy murdered. But, you know, growing up in this country in the 80s and 90s, you really did imagine mad science would happen at some point. I know. True. Instead of just like, hey, this is meta. Isn't that interesting?

It's like you're in a meeting all the time. God damn. Wow. My favorite line. I can't wait for all the clan meetings to go virtual. Oh, wow. It's like I'm having a clan meeting with Frankenstein and Akira from the Akira movie. Pretty cool.

Well, you know, the one thing about those oath keepers is their avatars are pretty cool. Oh, 3D street art. That's pretty cool. Oh, did you hear the Ku Klux Klan released an NFT? That's like the world. That's the future we're in. Are you to buy it on the metal market place? I'll take the clone wars over this shit.

Someone has to get that dude into a freezer because that motherfucker is melting. Zuckerberg? I don't know how you have so much fucking. money and you can look so disgusting at the same. What is with these guys? Bezos, atrocity. I was talking about this briefly off the air before we went on that we have to be more evil because evil

is what's successful. These people aren't barely people. Bill Gates, my God, it looks like a shit the creature from the Black Lagoon took. That's the thing is to be evil you have to be moist all the time and I'm not into it. Barron Harconin, moist and obese. All the fucking time.

Nude in a fucking mud pool. Come on. All right, we're in minute six of this film. What do we do? Well, someone had to play the VHS trailer game. Don't play the VHS trailer game on this. Someone's blaming it. But you know, this could be a four-part episode.

Ah, sure. Tune in next week. So, um, the, they, uh, what do we call it? Uh, rabbit board flies them. Uh, he's like, oh, man, he's being with the worst fucking puzzle. Can you get me fucking tickets to your ball game? Oh, man. Uh, all part of that MDB.

was for you to not talk to me by the way. Yeah, it was like, you can't talk to other people, but also like, you just can't disclose anything to me. I checked the, uh, no talk on my helicopter ride booking. And it's all like a weird, all of a sudden we get like Tony

Goldwyn cam and you see trip approaching the helicopter and that's like, the signal kind of cuts out. The next thing we see, Arnold wakes up at the back of a taxi cab. It's a five footage horror movie for five seconds. It's very weird. And then, yeah. So the I guess is like they think it's

Arnold's character that got shot so they automatically clone Arnold which makes no sense because I mean he he claimed to be him I mean I understand like the mix up but you're right let's just say oh shit there was an assassination attempt on Mr. Drucker this dumb pilot and somebody else was killed

but Mr. Drucker was okay why are you cloning pilots without their consent that's actually a good point no sense whatsoever. Well, if we could just back up the logic train a step, just to ponder this notion of like, here is Tony Goldwyn, this Mr. Drucker, tech billionaire. Why are we hiring outside charters?

Buy a fucking helicopter, buy an in-house pilot, and you don't have to worry about cloning people if they kill you or whatever to like, your secret's going to get out. You have somebody in-house. This makes no sense. He likes the smell of B.O. that the common man has. Oh, sure.

him back home to his old days in Bo'sville. But yeah, like if this is a cover up, you don't have to cover up the fucking death of the dumb pilot nobody gives shit about. And now, you know, even though I was advocating for this movie, I'm getting more and more confused. So

Hank, Michael Rappaport also comes back, so he was also cloned? I think what happens is the sequence of events you don't see is they clone Arnold Schwarzenegger send him home and then somebody was like, oh fuck. it's the wrong guy

clone Hank get him where he needs to be and then you a stoop of team of mercenaries on retainer by the way yeah we can keep mercenaries on retainer but not a fucking helicopter private

you guys go because they're all fucking dead they were flying celebrities home to the Hollywood Hills and all of it was crashing actually that's true that's a lot of clones to make all those fucking helicopter pilots

going down that has to be the series finale of a succession by the way, right? Like they're gonna like get away with it or whatever and then it's like now for a fucking month in East Hampton and the whole fucking family gets on the helicopter and it takes off and then you just see Alan Ruck hanging back on the helipad with a remote control like Khan wins and pushes a red button the helicopter explodes and the whole Roy family dies.

It's either that or a fundamentalist named Tripp walks up. Fuck off trip. An anti-Roy fundamentalist trip. But so whatever. So yes, Arnold goes home and he's like, oh,

first he goes to Repet. It's a very long scene. The important thing is he wakes up in the back of a cab and he's like, he's all groggy and shit. Might as well go to the mall. Yes.

And I mean, you just have to imagine this person at Repet who has to talk to him is getting the worst questions. Oh, are you going to make my dog nacho cheese? Can you make a cool ranch dog?

A cool ranch dog? I wouldn't trust myself of the cool ranch dog in the house. Just looking at it, licking your lips. Pretty sure the dog had four paws earlier today. Is this a,

is that a bite mark? Got a sparky? Oh, boy. We do fill in later that Arnold had already been there the other clone. Yeah. Yes.

so this guy's just like this guy again this fucking guy with more questions and I guess he had already even got the dog cloned at that point because the dog is cloned when he gets home right so like this guy is like fuck how many dogs you need dude this is just killing dog sales a sale hey there

yeah no that's true oh man that'd be a fun twist if there's two olivers at some point in this but but but our our cloned Arnold here in this taxi that gets to the mall thinks better of cloning in general and gets

the sim pal instead there's Greta Thunberg Well here's the thing I'll let me be friendly to Thunberg Let me be generous Greta Tonberg Who is just a woman with a roundish face This thing's a living nightmare

It's just let's let's let's be nice It's a living fucking nightmare It's I mean it's so disturbing Yes that it is kind of shocking that the movie is not about that doll turning evil. Because that's how, like, just disgusting, it hurts your eyes. I was really expecting him to put, like, explosives in it or something at the end of this.

I expected something to happen because it's so unsettling that I had to look at it for so long. It does get it pretty good. So he brings that home and he's like, oh, well, I'm not going to bring the dog, but I am going to get the sim pal. It'll be a little give and take. Did we have to have one atrocity in my home, I suppose. Uh, do we, did we catch though? Uh, the fun line. Oh, fuck off. What he tells, he tells the sim, uh, or the, the repet salesman, I'll be back. No, he goes, I might be back. I might be back. And he goes, he'll be back. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And that's also the symptom of the latter day Arnold movies is it becomes self-parody. And you always have to wink. Always Terminator. You become a, you know, cartoon of yourself. And, hey, who hasn't? look it's true it's fine if you want to call back to other movies like pumping iron and fucking long goodbye pop that shirt off let me see what that old arnold bodies look like oh he'll be coming in the gym yes oh he'll be coming on the at home oh he'll be always coming now that i would like to see in an arnold movie hey arnold i got a great idea for a little wink to the audience what if i called you a slack john no jessie that's not a great idea

But I think the audience would really respond, you know, thinking back to our old Predator Days with my most famous line. I'm your cab driver. You're sleeping. I'm like, hey, wake up, you slack. No, no, no, no. Look, I can even lose the slack jaw. I'll play ball here.

I get it. You don't want me saying slack jawed again. Got it. That one was a little rough. Let's just go with the cleed F. Yeah, so he's dragging this doll home And he's given the speech Like practicing like

Hami, Oliver died He's in heaven The dog heaven is so good But yeah, he's just like second casting himself Like oh what are we going to say to this girl or whatever And then like this clone dog comes up like Hey, don't worry about it It is I mean this part is like chilling kind of

In a better movie It could be chilling because it's like Clone Dog where did that come from But doesn't Arnold sort of react Just like my fucking wife Did this anyway? And then he looks inside And Arnold is having quite this

This fucking Hawaiian shirt he is wearing Oh man this is birthday Arnold I love it It is actually like the moment he's approaching Like the reveal of like this is the turn Where like shit gets really weird And I actually do like the way that they present it Which is like he's coming up to the house

He's giving the fucking speech or whatever And then like before he's before he can reach the steps, he hears the singing of happy birthday. Now, if you are walking home to your own birthday party that you know is going on and you hear happy birthday being sung. It's my birthday. That's, I mean, that would throw me, man. I'd be sort of freaking out. Yeah. I want to see that song anyway. I want to see this special edition, a Thai Bahama shirt he's gone on with Broughtwurst and red cabbage on it. That's what I'm looking for. I want to see this thing in close up. It's really great. They actually made a Hawaiian show with Bratworths and Cabbage.

You don't three of them. Absolutely. Never know when one gets mustard stains. Well, that would just go right with the shirt, though. You wouldn't have to clean it. Red, green, and black. And, you know, as he's like, what the fuck, what the fuck? Yeah.

But he gets interrupted by Terry Cruz in his acting debut. Yeah, totally. First time on screen. As Vincent and this other sexy lady Talia is. the sexy bounty hunter lady with the weird hair. Now, this was like 2000, so Allie McBeal is already on television and I thought

for way longer than I should have that this was what's her face? Portia. Portia de Ross. Oh, yeah, yeah. By the way, you're bringing sexy to the table, right? She doesn't do anything really sexy. She's just a lady. She's wearing she's wearing colorful wigs as if it's Blade Runner 2049. That's true.

Which is actually pretty sexy. I revealed myself. Hey, oh my God, a blue wing. She showed her butt. The future. The future is sexy. I got to say, I would love it, man. 2015 signed me up. Terry Cruz is the one who is the recipient of he's in my house eating my birthday cake.

And they're like, oh, you know, if you just come this right this way, we'll get this all sorted out. They knock him over. And Terry Cruz is about to blow this guy's head off in the street. And the lady has to be like, no. No, not here. Should have. Yeah. It would have avoided a lot of hags for this crew.

I'll tell you what. And he gets like thrown into a car. The taser fight happens. It's pretty cool. Terry Cruz gets tased. Yeah. Oh, we all get a little tase, little ball tasing. It's nice.

And then they stole my cattelac. You know, the other Arnold comes out and sees that there's been a commotion. Right. And this is like, there is no, there are a few. place is less exciting to have a car chase than like suburban track housing. Yeah. Like because Arnold

like sparring, yeah. It's a weird thing where it looks like they have sort of a like kind of secluded almost like a farmhouse type thing. But then the car chase is going on for like two seconds and all of a sudden we're in this like townhouse

neighborhood and everything and he's like speeding through and I'm like there's nothing exciting to look at here. Oh there's a Chevrolet dealership of Burger King. This is no good. You know, a couple bridges would help out. Yeah. Yeah. And the crew is it's Michael Rooker, this other guy named Wiley. Wiley. Who has the line here. Car chase. Cool.

Yeah. Dude, Wiley, we fucking tried our darned us to get Steven Dwarf to be in this movie. And then it was just had to be this guy. I thought, I thought this was the guy from Fast and Furious, the big dude. Oh, Vince. I thought it was Vince, but it's not. Oh, I could see that though. Yeah, he's like, before Vince got juicing.

But yeah, it's this crazy car chase. It's Arnold and this woman, and he's like, what's going on? Why are they after me? And she's like, well, you're in a movie called The Sixth Day. Good title. And because, you know, if they kill your clone, you know, it's a cover up, but they have to kill your clone or you

and just to make sure nobody knows that there's clones, blah, blah, blah. Right. But also clones. Clones, clones. Clones, clones. Clones, clones. Clones. It's really tough hearing clones so much in this movie. Well, you know, honestly, I appreciate it as opposed to like a lesser, cooler screenplay would be like, oh, your other or your dupe or your. Yeah, that's actually true. Put in any annoying word. You've been replicode.

Oh, if it was a fake one, that would be the worst. That's actually true. When you hear that so much, it's like somebody had some dumb TikTok where it was basically a, basically a, a fun riff on how many fucking zombie movies just don't say zombies it's like here come the walkers here come the others here comes the biters

yes exactly the runners it's like let's just fucking call them zombies to my I just fucking call it we're talking clones yeah it's a clone no that's fair I'm just saying also

we're saying clone too much you could also we could dial back you could just yeah and that a 90 minute run time you wouldn't feel it so hard that that's actually true I got like 33 extra minutes

of hearing clone. In this fight, clown. The dog gets fucking eviscerated, which is kind of fun. Was this the one

where it's like, it's crying and Terry Cruz can't make it shut up in the car and it gets shot in the face? Yes, I think Michael Rooker shoots it in the head. That's kind of funny. Michael Rooker rules.

I just, you know, I just enjoy this movie would be like 10% worse without Michael Rooker. Definitely. He doesn't even do much. He's just kind of like, Michael Rooker and around.

Yeah, no, he's just totally there. Oh, That's, I mean, that's true of a lot. I mean, you don't have Robert DeVall in this doctor fucking role. Yes. It's, this would sink immediately. I think to the rookerness of it all, though, and I mean, this may be a stretch because I'm stunned, it's still on television.

And surprise, surprise, we're breaking that final season in half. But had they kept Michael Rooker on that fucking show instead of, uh, what's his face? Norman Reedis. Yeah. I probably would have stuck with it. Same. Because it's fucking Rooker, man. He's better.

I mean, I think Rebus is fine. and I got tired on that show overall but dude Rooker I'd hang tight with it I really would So yeah The other woman is in the car with Arnold And this guy Wiley

Tries to shoot Arnold And gets this woman like right in the neck Yeah And then this is where Arnold like kicks the fucking Corpse out the door Which is pretty funny Yeah I'm just oh man I was two hours ago

I was a family man Now I'm murdering ladies I have a lust for blood I mean he does when fucking Wiley gets kicked out of the thing and he runs over him he has to look like a child on Christmas morning just like

I did it he's totally he's finally took a life oh it felt so good to feel that 21 grams that's probably going to hurt my suspension and later in the movie he breaks while he's neck and I'm like where does this pilot get this a dropped line near the end of the movie is like oh remember hey clone of mine

Remember when we were in the rainforest wars? I'm like way too late for whatever the rainforest wars are. It's the Amazon Wars from Robocop 3. It might be. Hey, Arnold, I got the script there for six days and saw a mention there the rainforest wars. And don't you think that's kind of like us and predator? Like we were in the rainforest having a war with the predator.

And then I could call you a slack. No, you can't do it, Jesse. Stop with that. No, I could. It's a different time now, Jesse. It's unacceptable. Just think of it. I could be, I could discharge from the service and I'm coming to your house.

We're buddies from the war and I'm saying, hey, let's get soup. Look, let's call Bill Duke. Let's make it a party of it. Ooh, there we go. Bill Duke. Love Bill Duke. So Arnold goes to, Arnold goes to the police. And meanwhile, we fight.

Oh, wait, hang on a second. I hate to interrupt you, but there's a thing. It's very unbelievable. The car chase gets down to Terry Cruz and Rooker, and then Arnold is in the other car, and he's driving up the road, and he's driving through the woods and whatever, and then it's like, da, a cleave.

And the car goes off this huge drop. Yeah. And, like, Arnold winds up, like, hanging by a fence, and Rooker's going to shoot him with his laser gun. And Arnold dives, and, like, absolutely. It's like Rooker in Fantasy Island at this time. It's fucking insane.

But of course, Arnold somehow lives through this stuff. Well, I actually... Did it kill my wife? Yes, thank you. I remember this very old movie now 25 years ago. The fugitive.

You are framing me, Michael Rooker, due to Provasic. What's... Just so you could have... Provasic. I used to switch the samples. I didn't switch the sample. Look at these photos of their fishing trip.

Who's this fella? It wasn't me. It was my one-armed clone. It's Robert Duval has to talk to my good friend, Richard Kimball here. He needs a little help. He said a couple of bad days. We could talk off to the stand. I feel terrible for that elderly Polish woman.

Did you guys read in the trivia that Nicholson was approached but was too expensive for the Goldwyn character? Ooh. So you could have had Jack Nicholson and Duvall having a scene together. That would have been nice. Have they ever shared the screen? They must have. Maybe.

Yeah. They're like they have, but I can't remember. See, all right, that's good. Because I thought for a split second, there was some big thing that I didn't remember. And the three of you simultaneously would be like, uh. No. But in, but they presented at the Oscars. In about 10 minutes, I'm going to be like Rufus Sewell and old, though.

And I'm going to be losing my mind trying to think, too. Nicholson and Duvall in the same movie. The thing also I just wanted to say about that the cliff jump, which is it's ridiculous on its own. But when they have this overhead shot looking down at where he supposedly landed, there's light hitting the body of water that they're filming. And you can literally see how shallow it is because you can see fucking rocks beneath everything. Sorry, I googled Jack Nicholson, Robert Duvall.

And one of the first things that comes up is people also ask, What diseases does Jack Nicholson have? Cipolis. Hollywood veteran Jack Nicholson has frequently has quietly retired from acting due to memory problems. Yeah, that's a boy. Yeah, I think they said he's got a little bit of dementia there.

But he was at the fucking Laker game last week. So that was cool. He was out doing public stuff. Should I ask him what the score was? No. I don't think it's pretty rude. It's kind of rude. If you were to meet a screen legend Jack Nicholson,

I wouldn't ask him what the score of a basketball game was. But it just seems there's so many other questions. So many. So many questions. It just doesn't seem like they ever shared a movie. I don't know. Amazing. Crazy.

So we go to the cloning lab, which is like, I would have my office away from the dead-eyed monster clones. Like I would, my office would be like towards the mountains and I would have a really cool separate facility. Sure.

Get me as far away. away from the thing I'm doing is possible. Exactly. Just fucking please. Plausible deniability would be fantastic. That sounds great to me. But and why, why are we cloning these henchmen? Because they bring back the lady and they bring back

Wiley and she's like, it's kind of a funny scene like, and we're kind of exploring the clone world. Oh, you know, my hair's all fucked up now. She's like long blonde hair for some reason. Oh, right, right, right. Right. Right. Yeah. I mean, yeah, all that stuff's kind of cool. they don't super like go beyond it like when when uh wiley yes comes back he's like why does my chest

hurt terry cruz is like it's just a phony like sense memory thing because you got run over with the truck like you aren't actually and like it's an interesting idea like the phantom limb type of shit exactly like i wanted them to explore that like maybe the clone gets fucking decapitated and then when you bring him back he's like holding his neck just like my fucking head's gonna fall off well you see we have it into contract here that after the 10th time they die and re-resuscitate them. We don't got to pay them after that. So we

just keep them on. I mean, we're going to be at a loss at first, but we're going to make a back. Goldman even says it's a million, it's $1.2 million to clone you fuckers. Why do I keep doing it? Great question. They're bad, henchmen. Yeah, totally. Just get somebody else, go to the docks and find somebody.

The dogs. Or just like, ask Michael Rooker to do it. You know what I'm like, Listen, Michael Rooker. It's been the six-month evaluation period. I've had to reclone your two henchmen twice now. Fuck this, new people. I just love the idea of going down to the docks to fight or replacement to Terry Cruz.

Do you any push weights any of you? Do you have any a barbell system around? Who would be like in the movie we did on our amazing commentary? Enter the Ninja when they have that like henchman thing. They go down, I do believe they go down to the dock. You're right. They do.

They have like a tryout at the docks. Yeah, we did a sinkable commentary track to enter the ninja. It's available on patreon.com slash we ate movies. And I think in that movie, there is also a hilarious kick to the nuts right in that scene. The guy gets like humiliated by like the tough guy or whatever. But you know what he should be doing is he should be doing like the Kim Jong-un thing of like spraying poison on your enemy at the airport or whatever. Sure. Or, you know, the Putin thing of uranium or whatever that was.

like poison people. Or alternatively, like recently, losing weight and looking great. My man's looking good. Kim John. Oh, absolutely. His clone is anyway. And we pledge loyalty to his clone army.

When the time comes. That's the thing. I'll be like, all right, so you're going to clone me. All right. Go in there. That's bigger. That's smaller. Let's do it 510 looks like.

That'd be kind of cool. Something tells me that a country where they have to put up like fake cardboard cutouts of food to pretend like grocery stores or, you know, stocked and everything. You're talking about the U.S.? Soon enough. But it just leads me to leave North Korea probably not in the cloning game. Well, you never know.

They probably got a decent military budget. And we salute them. You know, our eventual rulers, you know. But so Arnold goes to the cops. And the cops are like, that's crazy. You're crazy. Yeah, I love this whole notion. It's like, what you're describing would be illegal, a human club.

That can't be possible. I don't think illegal stuff happens here, pal. I'm the cops. Exactly. Like, yes, what he's, like, maybe check it out because remember there's a whole fucking law against it. No, no, no, no. You remember they clone that one kid. He went ab shit and we killed him and we made it illegal.

So once it's illegal, No one's doing it no more. And the Lipnicki Accords. Do you remember those? I remember famed musician Jonah Christ has been entertaining for 200 years without any help. And then the cops have like, there's like a virtual lawyer that's going to be appointed. And then there's a virtual psychiatrist.

Oh, that's a bad joke. That joke, is that like a Blade Runner joke that happens? Because he's like, he eventually says like, okay, now to help study you like, you're in the desert and there's a tortoise. Yes, yeah, that's right. Yeah, of course. That's kind of wild. It's crazy, but it's also. That's the exact reaction.

It is, you should have for that. When I recognize that joke, I, in my living room, went. But also, that fucking guy is like kind of playing Freud. Of course, that's very old. It's hammy. Bottom of the barrel. Perhaps you have issues with your mother. And I was like, perhaps you should carry on with the fucking clone movie.

Perhaps I had the ham and cheese sandwich for lunch. but so they're like okay mister they got a call from like the whatever from something something uh Rooker makes them crooked like oh just come right here sir we're gonna we'll we'll get you right away they're gonna put him in the fucking bug house yeah now that's like I think the police get notified that like this man is fucking dangerous and the guy's like all right mr jackass sick quietly in this room you want me to come right here oh my god in front of all these people I mean it's terrific in all but okay and we've

already seen the lengths that Tony Goldwyn is willing to go because right before this the big scene where we meet this facility, the cloning facility that we were talking about. It's like a fundraising night or whatever and there's a scene like upstairs

business dealings where Tony Goldwyn gets the speaker of the house on board to help like under the table start changing the laws because this guy's got like a terminally ill song. Yeah, if you were able to fix my my turtle problem It would be amazing.

Would you able to clone me and make my face look like a face? What if I told you this, Mitch? You could come back and no one would ever say that you looked like a turtle ever again. Oh, my God. I'm crying inside of my face. And when I cry, it rolls down my skull, you see, not down my cheeks. Mitch, why wouldn't I help the tortoise? Well, yeah, you have to help the tortoise because it's good for America.

now they're no anything about cocaine shipping my wife was also crooked oh man yeah so where are we here but now

Arnold is about to get found out by the police station the police station chase he like breaks through the TV to figure out this is a real Arnolding of this room because he's like Hancock maybe. Yes.

Or he can't get out of the room and the door's like, he pulls a bolted chair out of the floor and like sort of props it up against the door handles or the door can open. That's what I learned

that the Amazon was. We're just pulling chairs out of the floor. That's what I was doing. I did two tours of pulling chairs out of floors. Again, really, I could be the guy

in the, I could be letting you out of the interrogation room here even. Yeah. Oh, and then, yeah, so he props the door closed. And then he, He's just elbowing this fucking window until it shatters. And he walks through and luckily enough.

The other room is not locked. He gets out. He goes to Michael Rappaport here. Well, this is where he breaks Wiley's neck. Oh, outside the police station. It's such an easy break. It's crazy.

I love, that's what I love about it because the guy's like, he sees him. He's like, you're dead or whatever. And Arnold's like, no, you are. And he fucking, it's such an easy neck break. Dude, it's one arm. It's fucking meaty arm. We see in the mirror news or in the. morning where he's flexing a little bit

at the start of the movie. Yep. That's when it establishes those guns are loaded. Dude, yeah. And he's just, it's like he's fucking one-armed killing a huge crab. He's been bench pressing those hypercopters. Yeah. And you're right. This is where he goes to Michael Rappaport and his like blowjob

machine almost attacks Arnold. Yeah, because he sits, he's like, oh, hey babe, how's it going? And he sits down. Oh, she's like doing the thing you want to watch. And it's like the thing of it is like, I don't even mind if you've got a blowjob machine, but don't like have a thing where it's like watching sports with you and stuff. That's where it literally gets sad. It's not, it's also a hand job machine. Let's make it very clear. I don't think there's any. Well, I mean, it can touch him. So it could do anal and stuff. Yeah. Well, yeah. So it could be a blow job machine. You think there's like a whole apparatus like a choose your own adventure thing. Well, I think it's like. Yeah. You can touch it. You could touch it. You could touch it. Oh. You could. You could. It opens his pan. Well, yeah, it's doing like hand stuff. It becomes like a physical entity in the room, the projection of the woman.

Oh, no, no. I think it's a machine. You think it's a robot that it disappears? It's a hologram that actually, a hard light hologram. Hard hologram. The hallmark hard light hologram. Oh, my God. Could you imagine?

No, because he's got the little thing on the top of it. I assume there's another thing down there. Disagree. This is a hologram that's touching. Didn't Arnold have some line like, It was touching my fly. It was on zipping my pants. Yeah.

Oh, that's right. Well, then, because, like, it's about to go down right here. And then there's a knock at the door. And fucking Rappaport is like, oh, hey, baby, did you zip up the, careful. You almost zipped up the merchandise there. And I was like, man, the merchandise. Yeah, fucking half off, dude. The crown, Brooklyn.

I mean, jewels. And he's like, oh, yeah, Arnold. You know, like, oh, come on. And she's like, oh, hey, what Adam, how's it going? And it's like, oh, man, like, you can't, this poor little robot wants to be like, have friends, like, you know what I mean? Like, you know, as long as Adam is here, I can, like, not have to suck Michael Rapporteur's floppy, peepicock.

That's right, peepee floppy cock. Please, please. Apologies, apologies. Yeah, please get that right. But, but, like, so, like, this is when it starts to go and go, it's like, oh, my God, It was cloned in my house. He's eating my birthday cake. And he's like, no way.

He's like, come, I'll show you. And this is where, like, spying on Arnold in the garage, like, doing some handywork. That not only, like, you have to bring him to watch the other you, but then the other you is rebuilding the shit that you destroyed earlier that day. I just love that he's already rebuilding this, like, garage or whatever. In the middle of the night. On his birthday. Yeah. Absolute tops.

What you should be doing is getting, like, some, you know, what do you call? there like a tarp over you just staple it to the fucking thing you keep the draft out and that's gonna sit that way for like at least three weeks exactly i will get around to fix it i'll do that columbus day i told you i would do it columbus day weekend it's got to settle you don't understand i know that's five months from now very busy with my i have so many helicopters to fly so many charters uh but so he's like oh yeah it's got to be you he's even a crappy cop in the and this is when

Schwarzenegger's about to kill this thing. I'm going to assassinate myself. But he can't do it. And then the daughter comes out and he has to put her to bed and it's a sweet scene. But meanwhile,

yeah, the sex, Wendy Cruces, like, oh, Mr. man, you're fixing the garage right on your birthday.

Here, I got you something special. Apparently smoking is illegal now, like all forms of smoking, apparently. Yeah, smoking Christmas, it's all illegal now.

They took your guns and they replaced them with laser pistols. That's a good idea, actually. I actually love the guns in this movie because they look just like guns, but they shoot like blasters. Yes, they shoot, well, they shoot like predator lasers. It's like a laser that kind of explodes upon impact. And hilariously can only have so many laser blasts. There's like a fucking magic. Because there's one point where Arn't.

has to like reload and I was like you're reloading a laser it's funny if he had like to charge a fucking cartridge oh no I forgot the cord do you have a lightning wire but so this is when Wendy Crucid's like oh Mr. Man

here's a cigar and he's like suck on the cigar do it bunch of stogie in your mouth it's like it is wild wild shit to do in the year 2000 because it's a weird like because it is illegal so he's like Oh, yeah, you want to get down

with the dirty illegal activities we're doing? Start sucking on this. Suckin it in our Dodge Durango. Yes, and then they fuck in the minivan. And rap-uproft sticks around for quite some time. He's watching. He's watching through the garage window. As a single male character in a movie or TV show,

you have to be a pervert. Yes, you have to be. Oh, boy, I wish I had a leather chair and some whiskey. Just for the corner. Hank, are you masturbating outside my garage again? And Arnold gets pissed off, though, because, like, they start getting it on and he's like, the backseat of my minivan. Because it's also your fucking, you fucked my wife? Hey, you fucked my wife.

I've never made her come there. You shouldn't die. But it's like literally you. So, well, what's the problem? Yes, exactly. It's still an asterisk. Well, actually, the thing is that it's true. It is an asterisk, but it's less creepy than multiplicity because he, a, it's actually

Arnold. It's not, we'll find out later in the movie. That's true. Who we think is actually Arnold Prime is the clone the entire time. Yes. Actually, Arnold is just fucking his wife regular day. Yeah, good for him. Yeah.

And also the big difference, Arnold, like, in that situation, like, Michael Keaton is intention. getting cloned in that movie. This was an accidental cloning. It should have never happened. It is the asterisk. And all the clones know of the cloning, whereas this new Schwarzenegger still believes if he was fucking the wife, I wouldn't care because he's still in his mind, Arnold Schwarzeneges.

Exactly. That's why when the actual turn happens, I'm like, oh, who gives a fuck? Who could possibly care? And unlike multiplicity, all of the clones have adult intelligence will say, which is helpful. You know, I saw the greatest movie. I'm going to play a gay clone in this one. This is going to be great.

And that'll be a stupid clone. I'm pilots hat or something stupid like that. That would actually be great, though. If the clone, you could tell it was the Arnold clone because it just talked like the Terminator. Just like bare bones vocabulary. Yeah, all the clones are from his other movies. Oh, that's a good idea. Dutch-esque.

The one's got bright red hair like kindergarten cop. Oh, right. You got John Matrix in there? The twins one is perfect. Beautiful. Similar clothing. Oh, yeah.

That fucking birthday Hawaiian shirt he's wearing in this movie. That's something he would wear in twins. But that's what Arnold wears. Like, if you ever see... Yeah, I guess that's true. I'm going to bring my wardrobe from home again. He's got to go to Planet Hollywood so much.

Do you think Arnold Schwarzenegger originally signed on to do Planet Hollywood because he thought they were going to build an actual planet where all the rich people would go. Yeah, because you wanted to go up there and be like, give these people a hell. This chain restaurant that features movie merchandise from all sorts of periods in Hollywood history is the first step toward, yes, colonizing an entire planet for celebrities to live on. These chicken fajitas can be made anywhere in zero G, these chicken fajitas.

Let's say Planet Hollywood was the biggest success in the world. Let's say every city has one. It's humongous. Everyone got ridiculously rich. Better world, I think, that they're the ones doing SpaceX. Yeah. Like Planet Hollywood ships are going up into the space. Those people understand spectacle.

Yeah. Jeff Bezos, I don't want to watch that fucker do nothing but die. That's Blue Origin. And this is, I was referencing Elon Musk, but it's all the fucking same. the same thing. But here's the thing, when you're on your fucking little space shuttle to Mars, if it's the planet Hollywood space line

that's doing it, sick fucking spinach artichoke dip. Also, themes, we're going to, like, you get to look at total recall props. They give you a Mars teeny while you're up there. Dude, it's fucking going to be killer. I'm not saying we're going to get to my dream

of Stallone being the governor of the moon. But I'm saying we could at least get to a place where an ad, It was a planet Hollywood instead of a Hudson News. All right, everybody. Get into your hyper-sleep chambers. This is recorded

this stress to load. This flight to Alpha Centurray is going to take 300 years. But when you're sleeping, you'll be watching all my movies. On loop. Oh, that's right. I am recording this video

as my frozen cell from demolition man, which means you guessed it. I'm butt naked. Here's my friend. where's his snaps to give you all the rules of your sleeping pods. I forgot to mention there that it's going to be audio commentary for me

during every movie. And no, you cannot wake up for 300 years. And if you wake up early, don't be creepy and wake up a girl and try and make out with her. Yes, that's up, passengers. That put this whole operation back at least 20 years.

Passengers. He's a rapist. in that movie, man. It's fucked up. I would never be in that movie, man. I've been in some dogs, too. Yeah, coming up. When you see

Robert Sputters would stop her my mom who shoot. That is the first movie you will watch for 300 years. That's right. Rocky Balbo was shot on some shitty looking digital and it's going to annoy you

for 300 years. What's this movie called? I remember getting money for it for sure. I don't remember much making it. No, I apologize. There are no Coen Brothers movies featuring Sylvester Stallone. So that's not going to happen. And you know, we could be sitting here, spending 300 years together,

watching me in a Coen Brothers movie. But I never received a phone call from Joe or Ethan. Now get prepared for Escape Plan 5. We're filming that. one on this very flight. Yep. Dave Bautista's here too. In fact, you're in the movie. You're looking at the background.

There's the sleep cells. It truly is a planet Hollywood. Thank you. Whatever. So he's running around or whatever. Because now shit's hit the full up. Well, like, like, because yeah. So ficker comes to the door?

This is the zip up when he comes out of the barn. Yes. and what turns out to be the clone Arnold, the Arnold we've been following goes to the door with Hay and Hank shows up. Oh no, that's just my friend Hank. That's Hank. Don't mind him.

And he poses as the real Arnold and Rooker leaves momentarily there. That's right. And there's, man, I think this is the only Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where he hides behind a couch. Yes. Which is kind of great.

So the dog is barking and the Arnold who, the real Arnold was like, what is it, Oliver, come on, all you're glitchy today. Because I guess that's something now dogs are now that they're clones or whatever. Sure. So he's pulling the dog away

and then we see there's another Arnold under the, behind the couch. Yes. Oh, man. It's pretty great. I just had that thought of, I don't think I've ever seen him hide behind furniture in a motion picture. We have to get tall, big and tall furniture. Well, that's exactly. It would have to be,

it's only a couch. Yeah. or an above ground swimming pool he could hide behind. Maybe a big old Chesterfield he could be hiding behind. Oh, sure, yeah. They go back to Hanks and this is actually where Arnold is almost blowjobbed by his virtual girlfriend.

And Rappaport gets shot like in the back. Yeah, by Tripp. Because no one could care that Tripp is still of this movie. No, absolutely not. And like, Tripp should have had some line here like, this is the second time I'm killing you today. Rappapaport. And the girlfriend gets shot

too, doesn't she? She does? He puts on the... Yeah, like in a moment, like to distract the gunman trip he puts off the virtual girlfriend again and he shoots it. Well, before he shoots Hank, he says step off, Hank.

Just step off. But Tripp here is shot and he... Where is this parking garage? It looked like Michael Rappaport lived in a house. And then all of a sudden we're in an industrial park It's a very bizarre. I always got like a minority report apartment to it.

That was always what I thought from the beginning. Oh, what do you? It's just like in a big multi-unity. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's kind of what I thought it was too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He like, he fights Tripp to the death. And Tripp is like now dying.

And he's like, you're a clone. He's like, they cloned everybody, blah, blah, blah. Drucker's a clone. Everyone's a clone. You better shoot me in the headband. They'll scan my brain. We have people. embedded in Dr. Weir's unit

they can't scan my brain which like why? Because they'll like respawn him and like find out that he was crooked. Yeah. Yes. Because I guess part of the cloning process is you get a video file of everything that they've ever saw. Well because it's kind of

like the play later. Yeah. It's like Apple's fucking backup you know, time machine thing. You got to back yourself up to the cloud which they're doing in this movie. If you were wearing those strange days things all. the time. That's what you want. Never saw strange days. Amazing movie.

Very underrated. You know, I actually haven't either, and I've always meant to. And every year, I'm like, this is the year. Maybe you and I should just go hang out one day. We should do that. Maybe you could have a strange day of your own. Eric and Steve's strange day. We'll get a hotel room on 42nd Street.

Man. I'm just trying to look for a reason to go to the Margaritaville. Oh, don't threaten me with a good time, Eric. I forgot about that. Hey, we get a room. and we've been talking about that like three months has it inevitably gone out of business? No, it's still there, dude. Get out of town. I think there's a giant parent or something in there.

They're keeping something in there and I want to see it. So Rooker comes back with the lady. This is when he lasers off her fingers. I love it. And he just like fucking Ted Bundy just picks up her thumb and just shoves it in his pocket. Just right the old gene. I'll need that for later. Don't worry about it.

I might need a snack on the road. Let me just get some finger food. While I'm here, let me break off a piece of Tripp, too. Tripp is delicious. Yes, I'm also a cannibal. Tripp, what were you meirnating in? You, I will not eat a fucking nacho banana, but I will eat a man's finger.

No, I'm good. I ate Tripp's nose on the way over here. Rooker gets his leg blasted off. That's right. I love it. Yeah. It's so good. Pretty great. Because Rooker's reaction here is great, right? Because it's not really like in pain or scared of Arnold or whatever.

The reaction is perfect because he reacts as if it's a minor inconvenience. I think he even says these are new shoes or something. Yeah. He's like, oh, there are new boots. God damn it. Rucker. Then we get like Duval talking to his wife who's like, kill. me.

Oh, right. And the plot of this movie. Who gives it shit? And it's like, I hate this part of it because the movie really does its darndest to humanize Robert Duvall and make you feel sorry for this character or whatever. And like by the end of it, he's like, no, no, Tony Goldwyn, I don't want anything to do with this anymore. It's like, nah, man, you're still fucking cloning people. And I'm sure you made a pretty penny off this.

Yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah. But like, it's really fucked up what he's doing. Like, why I'm interested in him is like what he's doing. with the wife is fucked up like genuinely something stirring

in a movie that I was mostly sleeping through that part it's like it could be kind of a Kronenberg movie

where it's like you have this partner who just wants to die and you refuse that wish and keep cloning them and the resentment

that could come with that there's a whole other like sci-fi drama she shouldn't know she's a clone but she does and then she's just like

hey do me a huge favor and let me fucking die I can't do that how am I gonna remember where the remote

troll. How am I going to do that? We come to find that she has some terminal illness that Drucker, Tony Goldwyn's character, is putting into all the clones to like make sure everyone's loyal because then they'll just die and he'll be dependent on him on recloning. I guess so. But it's a hassle. Everybody's that come back and like, oh, I have this huge terminal illness. What the fuck? It's like, well, I'll reclone you. Don't worry about it. I hope Johnny Phoenix's terminal illness doesn't line up with a playoff game or something. It's a great point.

Yeah, totally. Well, you'd have like just another Johnny Phoenix on standby. I guess so. Yeah. Well, it does make sense when you finally hear his, but his mega plan to overthrow the Senate and fucking change all the cloning laws. And all that. Like he's like, don't you certify those votes. Don't you fucking certify that vote? Oh, no. They figured out that we're evil cloning. What if we changed our name to meta? What if Senate is getting very, very aware of what we're doing? Look, the Weir Clinic. We got to scrap it. It was a nice name at first. The Meta Clinic. Ooh, yeah, like that. My favorite thing about the Weir Clinic is there's these humongous holograms of Robert Duval. Yep.

Now, whenever they made these, Robert DeVall is standing there the whole time with his hands in his pockets. Yep. Just talk yamming. Like, hello. Like, they don't move. Like, he's just standing there like a popsicle stick. Well. yammering at you and you're like

Dr. Weir Could you maybe stipulate a little bit? He's self-conscious about his hands It's like The sunny Philadelphia uncle or whatever That's true Yeah

Don't worry Mr. Dr. Weir Your hands will be 30 feet big You're commanding We're going to put this in the middle of a humongous building You're commanding, okay They're going to stay in there, okay It's a weird like

sci-fi detail too far because this movie is doing like the you know in the in the near future which actually at the beginning of the movie it does when it gets to the start of the film after all the timeline of you know clone history whatever it's like you know

the near future and then it says something like sooner the new thing or something like that yes so it's like riding that line of like some stuff looks futuristic and some doesn't but the cars look regular except for the driving bit yeah but like this towering fucking figure

straight out of like German expressionism looking kind of in a way like it's almost too futuristic don't make the movie look like Metropolis I will tell you what is one thing too far when we get to it there's something towards the end of the movie that is one thing way too far

I always I hate the way the sooner than you think it was always like always struck me as the movie calling me a dumb ass oh yeah you think it's going to happen a year huh well sooner than you think it's going to happen tomorrow you fucking idiot wasn't wrong Chris

sure it all happened you just got smoked on that VHS it happened sooner than you thought I can't let him win because this is going to be everyone now absolutely I couldn't think of Charlie's Angels could you

very yeah me being happy for one hour a week is so terrible to you well to be fair it was like 10 minutes yeah that's true but Arnold breaks out of the facility now and there's, oh, this is

and like, this is horseshit. Mr. Dr. Weir already knows that his wife is dying and that Tony Goldwin's crooked. So he gives Arnold everything. He's like, this is where the sin codes are. And this is where you, here, why don't you take this incriminating evidence? Now we have a McGuffin, which is

Tony Goldwyn's memory before that has all the bad shit in it. What? Yeah. Yeah. Well, because it's the thing of like, if that's destroyed, yes. They're not, like, that's his backup file. So you're not going to be. able to do it. And you can bring it to the Senate, I suppose.

Yeah, well, I guess that's the only reason for not like just stepping on it, destroying. Oh, no, that's the thing, too, is like, he has to keep cloning himself because, and keep the Senate unaware, because if they found out that he was a cloned, he would have no rights. They would take his company and shoot him in the fucking head. Yeah.

But, you know, what if I was a clone? Oh, no. But my avatar is melting. I need to be a clone. Oh, you're shaking. Oh, you think I'm a clowner. You're always a pedophile. He uses all pedophiles.

Trying to clod me. I'm not clod. You petrifice. Well, no, that's the really long musk. You called everyone a pedophile. It's got to be him. Yeah, it's got to be him. The clone would never do that.

The clone is more human than the human. More human than human. But whatever. So it's a big long chase around the facility. One of two, by the way. Because he does all this stuff. Robert Deval gives him the whole thing, and he's like, but they're going to go after your family, too.

And he's like, my family is in danger. I will leave this facility and come back later. My family will not become collateral. Oh, wrong film. Sorry. Sorry, I'm reading so many scripts at once. Oh, I've just been informed of a side quest outside of this realm. I will go there, do that, get the magic boots,

come back and finish the main storyline. I have to find these ladies. These chickens, they're all over the village. Ag! My sword keeps breaking. I'm going to say, chicken, get out of roof. But it's his daughter's recital, so he, like, drives over there. At this point, he starts wearing this really, I like this outfit, the turtle, the silver

turtle neck. Oh, this is, well, because he's very handsome. This is really dumb. You know where he gets that outfit? What's that? From the security guard that he knocks out, who is sized nothing like our. And it's confusing This was one of those moments where I was like

What are we doing? Because he's got the security guard at gunpoint And he's telling this guy where to go And I'm like, how does Arnold know how to get around this office? Oh, that's because he's using, I apologize This is because he's using Tali's thumb Everywhere it'll fit And it's just like, just walking around

They eventually turn her thumb off Because she's like, that son of a bitch has my thumb. That's how he's getting into everything. It's so gross. And he's just like, yeah, I'm just like, yeah, I'm just moving around the human thumb. No biggie. Oh, yeah.

Oh, Ellsworth is this woman's name. Yes, Ellsworth's name. There's the one, I mean, this building, I mean, again, this guy just bad with hiring, this Tony Goldwyn character, bad with the outsourcing of the private pilot. Sure. Bad with the security guard hiring because you have this other guy who literally sees Arnold drop a human thumb on the floor and goes, hey, what are you doing over there? And Arnold, like, as if toying, like a cat toying with a mouse.

is just like, oh, excuse me, I'm all thumbs today. Now I'm going to put this, this cutoff thumb back up. Are you watching me security guard? It is clear as day what I'm doing. Now you swear to me that that's your thumb. Oh, you own it? I bought it Fian Square. Okay, then you use it as you like, sir.

So like Terry Cruz and the lady try to abduct his wife and child at this recital with Dobermans that are cloned. robotic Dobermans that are It's the collar. It's the collar. This is the thing that was one thing too much. Yeah, yeah. Didn't they steal this for the film up? Possibly.

I never saw it. Christopher Plummer is the villain in that movie and he's got the dog with the collar and he's controlling. I thought that was for up. Maybe. But it's nuts that it's just like. Oh, it's crazy. It's like, you'll have to come with me

or else I'll have to set them to kill or something. He's like, the only thing that's like keeping these dogs from eating you was me pushing his button. And this was, like, the real Arnold at the recital. Yes. And he has to go check because his wife's been gone too long

and honey, you're missing the teddy bears picnic. The teddy bears have the picnic. I mean, our daughter's not in it, but they're doing a good job. That is the biggest laugh of this movie for me is like you see the kids backstage

and then the little girl's like, teacher, I have to go to the bathroom. And then you see the teacher be like, okay, no problem. Does anybody else have to go to the bathroom before we start? And then it just cuts to the little, you know, recital starts. They're all singing Teddy Bear's picnic.

And the mother's like, well, she's not up there. And I'm like, what teacher starts this thing without making sure the whole class is there? Oh, little Ginny, she's such a diva. Go on without her. She sucks anyway. She's never going to come out of that bathroom. She can't fail, Teddy Bear Picnic. Yes, but out in the lobby, Terry Cruz has seen.

I just imagine the wife, Wendy Cruz, being like, Are the Dobermans clones, at least? I need to know. What the fuck is the Dobermans? The daddy bears have their pee. That's going to be in my head all day now. Damn it. Damn it.

It wasn't Arnold and Arnold confronting each other. And he punches him and says, that's for sleeping with my wife. In the damn minivan is what he says. That's for stealing my cigar trick. Oh, yes. There's a bad thing here, which is totally stolen from the Simpsons where he, I don't remember which Arnold it is tries to call the police and it's like

thank you for calling the so-and-so police department are you looking to report a felony? Oh yeah. And like he gets frustrated on the phone with it and it's like that's a substitute literally a substitute joke. Yeah, I saw that. I laughed at that back in 1995, thank you.

And then this is when the Arnold's will work together. You know, you're missing the line from Double Impact Better Movie. There's two of them. Yeah, definitely. Yes, definitely. And then, you know, we got a brief scene here of Duval and Drucker.

And this is where Duval's like, I can't work. I can't do this anymore. Right. And he gets shot in the head, which kind of rules. Dude, but I wanted to be a little more brutal, you know, like. Yeah, this movie, there's no reason why this movie can't be rated R. Exactly. So, like, let's see Robert Duvall's brains fly all over that window.

It's a pretty cold-blooded moment of like, you know, I'm going to, kill you and clone you and you won't remember this and I'll clone your wife again. Like if Nicholson was delivering this type of shit, it would be more compelling. No offense to Tony Goldberg. I like Tony Godwin fine enough. I just feel like there's not enough for him to do this movie. He needs to twirl a mustache. He's just not doing it. He's a little to reserve. Evil Steve Jobs isn't, I mean, Steve Jobs isn't going to do it for me. Like, I need a little bit more. yeah i mean this is what happened when i tried to quit the podcast a couple years ago you shot me in the head yeah yeah yeah and i was like dude we're just gonna keep doing it so but we did give you a bigger

dick so be happy about that that's right you're gonna admit it watching just sitting here stroking his huge penis like a bond villain stroking a cat and he's damned to watch 300 years of stalone movies well that's a long trip to alfus eturie here we go Why can't you just have the blissful sleep of your own and your own dreams? Because it's planned at Hollywood, baby. Dude, if we ever did that, we could like bank 300 years of episodes to drop. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Maybe we should start doing that. Like, we should record like five episodes a day every day for the rest of our lives. Okay. So that, like, even if we die, like, what? These episodes still keep coming out. Oh, yeah. Wouldn't that be cool, like haunting?

Like, an evil podcast. a haunted podcast. Yeah, why don't we get to the point where it's like once you listen to the podcast you get a text and it says seven days. Oh, I would love that.

A fucking ring remake. I really want that. Japan, get on that. Japan, if you'll get on that, please. I know you're listening. This is when, and this is a problem, multiplicity has Michael fucking Keaton. This is Arnold

fucking Schwarzenegger. Yes. And the problem, Arnold just is so resistant in this movie to be fallible at all, or like even kind of whatever. Because just the two of them are like, wow, you're pretty smart.

I know, right? Yes, I am pretty cool. Oh, here we go. The two of us together. I need a slug fest. Yeah. Not just this one like you slept with my wife. Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You're an action star. Get in there. Get hefty with one another. Because Van Dam fights himself at double impact. There's a pretty cool fights. Yeah, but like if I met myself and I was like, we're both about to get into some trouble.

Like, you know, what I mean? you kind of get along enough. If I met myself and it wasn't under dangerous circumstances, the first thing I'm figuring out is where can we go to 69? I mean, that's just putting that right on the table. Oh, no, no, no, no.

They're going to replace you. You've got to kill your clone immediately, right off the bat. It would be kind of fun to kill myself without actually, you know. I feel like I'm alone in this, but I found, aside from that mention of the Rainforest Wars,

which is in this scene, they're making like explosives or whatever. I found him acting alongside himself totally charming at the same time yeah I wish there was a fight I wish there was a fight it's because Arnold is like

the greatest actor ever made I mean I know yes that's funny but like as a movie star he's kind of unparalleled at least in this era not in this era

I mean he's up there for sure he is up he's got he's got fucking charisma up the wazoo that's what I realized to do in was like, Jason Mamoa needs to do more shit because he has that ardle-like presence

of just like, put him in a movie, I'm watching it. Yeah, you're smiling. Don't, you quit it with these fucking Apple shows about like the Society of the Blind and whatever the fuck who cares. I can't even believe it. That's like in its third season or we'll be starting a third season.

Stop doing that. Close shade black and do what you're meant to do. What's that show called? I never saw it. C. A little Apple Plus music, Paul. That is a thing that I realized about Dune, I mean, so every part of Dune is awesome. But Mamoa is great, not doing the hell yeah.

Like he plays Duncan, Idaho very differently than he plays Aquaman and you can fucking tell. And it's like, put this dude. and shit that is not goddamn aquaman. But also put it into more Aquaman. Way more Aquaman. Make 17 Aquaman. If it can be just Aquaman,

sure. If the whole fucking gang is far and find around. The fucking friend gang hang out ever again. So Arnold and Arnold are getting together. We're Arnold and Arnold.

It's a Muppet Christmas Carol, like that they concoct this whole plan and Arnold breaks back into the facility that he just broke into literally nine minutes ago movie wise what's stupid too is he

tells like the break in between is to meet at the docks around his like helipad business yes so like oh that's right because he's like oh yeah bring my family tonight bring them to the docks at 10 p.m. Yes. And you're, you're fashioning this explosive or whatever.

I don't know. Like, the movie starts at this place of business. End it there. I thought that was the end of the movie, too. But, yeah, that'd be nice. I would have sure liked that. No, no, we got to fly back to the facility. But there's apparently like a stage scene between them.

And then we have, like, Drucker notices a reflection in the windshield of the helicopter. That was all for our benefit. The other one's here now. And Rooker was on the way to the airport to go find. That's right. I'm caring about all of this. This is when... Very clearly.

This is the big parlor scene where Arnold discovers that he was the clone. Arnold, we've been following, discovers that he was the clone the whole time. Right, the little dot under the eye. Oh, my God, it was me. And then... I also love the female assassin. They're like, how many times were you clones? She's like, I lost count.

And then she looks at it was three. It's like, I don't know, you can't count to three. Well, the cloning process. It's like multiplicity. not as smart as used to me exactly he Arnold has a great line I believe it's to Tony Goldwyn where he's like oh it's on the recording or whatever and he's like yeah I've got your sim card and the next time you see it it's going to be at your murder trial I thought you when you said great line I was going to get angry because I thought you're going to say

the incredibly sweaty line that takes four hours for him to get you're like you know what you should do you should clone yourself and still stay alive so guess what you could do Then you would be fucking yourself. Go actually fuck yourself. Could I get a road map for this one, please? You should clone yourself. And then Drucker says, oh, why is that? So that I could understand your unique perspective.

No, so you could go fuck yourself. And then later in the movie, they reprise it. But we already said one F word already. So it's screw. Exactly. Which deflates it. And Tony Golden should have been like, well, when was that? When did you say I should screw myself?

You told me to fuck myself one time. So this is, oh, there's two Arnold's. One Arnold saves the family and kills Terry Cruz. The other one, he starts swimming in this clone water and no thing. Oh, man, he's sucking on clone tubes to, like, get oxygen. No, dude, this is not water. This is like amniotic whatever. It's matrix juice.

He's swimming in matrix juice. But to be fair, he was born in it like a day ago. That's true. I was born in this. You thought ambionic fluid was your ally. I was born in it. But like, I don't know. There had to have been some other place in this facility to hide.

Because that's all he's doing in there is hiding from Michael Rooker. I think it's just to give us a little world building masterstroke here. It shows us how the clones are made. Dude, this one clone like wakes up and starts grabbing at him. That's fucking weird. Very judge dreadish, these guys look. Yep. Yeah, totally.

Hey, Sly, I'm still, do you mind if I go to Planet Hollywood and take that other clown and bring it to my clone movie? Yeah, you got that down in Middle Beach, South Carolina, Planet Hollywood. You can get it right now, man, put a truck for you, whatever. But just make sure you get it back here because that's going to space in a couple of weeks. Yeah, this is a scary clone. You probably want something more like reptilian. This is a scary little clown.

I also just feel like, yeah, this movie's coming out in 2000. you got people in sacks. Sure. The Matrix was literally the year before. You can't have sack people two years in a row. Well, I mean, they're just borrowing from a, ah, the fugitive, here we go. A little bit of that, here we go. It is at least cool to see Arnold in a wrong man type story.

I think that's pretty rare. Yeah, I could see like Kerry Grant playing this. No, mother, they didn't put me in a people sack. I don't think Michael Rooker deserves a better dad. That's my birthday cake, though. What, you're also Mortimer Brewster? Excellent.

I do love... Yeah, what happens to Ricker? I'm going to do arsenic and old lacing and a little... And it's actually Teddy Roosevelt is a clone. Ooh, that would be a good idea.

Anyway, continue. It's... No, Michael Rooker gets like pelted with dead clones. Oh, that's right. He's crushed under a pile of clones. The tank opens up and all these clones.

The water rushes in. You see, fall into it. Yeah, and I guess that's the last you see of it. And Tony Golden gets shot before this, Tony Golden gets shot by, I think, Wiley and finally kills Wiley's

like, you know what? Don't bring him back. I'm like, yeah, fucking finally, dude. That dude also has a fucking, it's not like an outrageous death, but it is kind of brutal because like he's going down the stairs and Tony Goldwyn like has the gun and he's like, oh, hey, hey Riley.

And the guy turns around like, ah, tries to run away and Tony Goldwyn shoots him in the back and this guy falls off the staircase and you see him land on his crooked head pretty fucking brutal man grim shit and but like Michael Rooker is starting the cloning process for Goldwood like so I guess that's

you know all right so he's like your number one guy you gotta know how to run the equipment yeah I guess that's true just wait I gotta come in on Saturday and learn the cloning shit god damn I better be getting paid for that You're going to clone me too, right? Come on, we, we promised you, you're going to call me too, right? By the way, when the other Arnold...

Did you get me cancer? The other Arnold frees the wife, she's like, is this because... Were we abducted because of those illegal cigar? Oh, that's right. Yeah. No, don't blame the stogies. Don't blame our sex toys.

And, yeah, so, like, now Goldwyn is, like, kind of dying, and the clones are now, like, Getting messed up to get too dry, I think is the problem. Dry it out. So his clone kind of is like mess. He winds up being a messed up clone that does look like Joe Biden and others. He's undercooked. Oh, your clones on debaked.

Soggy bottom on that clone. It's a good little moment here where the clone is like stripping the wheel guy and just putting on his clothes. Aren't you going to let me die first? Would you? It's kind of a cool, cold line. It's like the first version, when Bruce Davison is about to turn into water person,

like the first frame of him turning into the water person. I realize, too, you know what else it looks like is super old guy Pierce from them alien movies? Yes, yep. But the thing is where he's playing Wayland. Yes. I believe, right? He's walking around.

He's putting this suit on and he has to look into a mirror like, I'm horrific. Don't you realize how wet you are? Can you feel your forehead melting? Like you are slick and when you're putting pants on. That's odd. Yeah. Oh, my leg is sort of translucent and wet.

No, sir. No, no, no. Everybody's into the boiled chicken look. It's a hot new trend. And there's a dumb gag where Arnold's, the other Arnold is getting to the chopper that I'm going to fly, by the way. It's getting to the chopper and he's just like, oh you know what i'm going to attack the security guards but my daughter sees so much graphic

violence on television that's that's a weird thing that i feel like he made them insert because there was that other you read that thing on the trivia about like he refused to pose for promotional photos for this movie holding a gun yes i feel like that those two things Bombine happened, right? Yes. Yeah, just a few years prior, or maybe just the previous year. I think it was 99.

99. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, while they were making this movie. But he also has some line there where he's like, my daughter sees enough graphic violence, thanks to the media. Yes.

I was like, can we just finish this clone movie, ladies and gentlemen? Okay, you keep the guns off this one, but when collateral damage hits, guns everywhere. Guns are blazing. And axes.

Go to the premiere with an AK-47. and whatever like so a lot of Tony Goldwood business and this is what he like knocks Tony Golden on top of himself like go screw yourself yeah I already said the F bomb and whatever see that's they should have fallen into a 69 position it would have been funny

exactly the clone chokes the death on his own erection make sure I have to stay wet I can't dry out or I won't work dude he should try to get back into the fucking taboo like it's the penguin at the end of Batman return And Arnold Prime Flies and saves his family

I have to go back for my clown Nope no I have a clone burn up honey I have to go Help a friend Oh you're right That's cool If you want me to expand the business I have to have a partner

That can take us to the South American There's only one person in this world I trust with our personal finances Also me We're good to open an office in Buenos Aires After the terrible bug attack We have to rebuild Look, Buenos Aires

They want hypercopters in Honduras They do They just don't know it yet So whatever It's a huge big set piece Where Tony Goldwyn is about to get hit By the helicopter and I was really excited That's what we should have been doing

And just turn them into fucking people's spaghetti They flirted with it but they wouldn't do it. No, instead we rip off, death becomes her. Yes, he falls to the glass and there's at a huge explosion. It's something. You see this Tony Goldwyn underbaked clone hit the floor, which is pretty bad. Oh, yeah, he really hits it.

It's a good splatter job. But like Arnold, clone Arnold needs to be like, no, you have a family. Yep. I will sacrifice myself. And then you would see Arnold die in a movie, which very rarely happens. Right. I think it's like probably why it didn't happen. That doesn't happen.

Heroes don't die. Not even a clown of a hero. I don't understand the ending in a way because it's like Arnold and Arnold are talking to each other. It's like, yeah, I run all the report. You have no problem. You're perfect clone. Oh, that's because, yes.

Earlier on, we find out, yes, that Tony Goldwyn has put in all these imperfections in all the clones he makes. Except for the pilot because he seemed like a real. nice guy. Yeah, it doesn't make much sense. He's like, oh, I have no problems. I'm not cause. Because I'll be serious. I only have three months to live. I guess I'll go to Amsterdam and blow my brains out. Or like, you know, he's like, I'm going to walk the earth or whatever. I'm going to explore those three months. Do the things you and I always wanted to do. You always wanted to go to Yellowstone or what the fuck. Look, look, I understand that all the Bennett's fits for this,

but I'm not fucking the clone. Listen to me now He only has three months We have to double team you Dude actually That would be pretty something Right could you imagine Fucking two Arnold's at the same time

I'll admit I'm curious But no Two Arnold's at the same time Listen I'll even kiss him It'll be cool I'll be kissing him It is weird though Because he definitely

I'm kissing myself Oh fucking He's talking to this fucking clone. Don't get me going, Steve. I'm kissing my clone. He's like masturbation kissing. He, I think the clone says something. It's like yada, yada, yada, your family.

And Arnold is like, nah, no, no. This is your family too. And I was like, so we're sharing. Yeah. You're sharing her. No, just to say goodbye. Yes. Get the fuck out of you.

Yeah. We have to get to South America immediately. Oh, hello, family. He gives him the fucking cat. That was... Oh, yeah, Rappaport's cat. It would be funny if they, if he brings in the clone, like Travolta brings in the boy at the end of face off.

Well, he doesn't have a home. I found him at the last job. They do the hand thing. Put your hand over his face. Don't you love him? But it is just like... Give him a home. The sensitive John Wu music.

He'll live in the garage. You won't ever see him. He wants to play his music too loud. Yeah, it's like multiplicity again. He'll be above the garage playing music. Yeah. I mean, like, whatever. I mean, he gives the cat.

He sees Michael Rappaport's cat. It's Julius Irving because he's a huge Knicks fan. Oh, yeah, dude. But it's... I thought it was named Sadie. It is. And it's, it's like, I don't even know what the cat is supposed to symbolize or wrap up. It's just because it's, it's, it's Rappaport.

Rappaport has mentioned at the beginning of the movie that his cat is cloned. Okay. And Arnold, Arnold Prime gives the cat to the little girl and the daughter is like, or the, the wife is like, oh, well, this is, oh, didn't he get his cat clone? Like, Hank cloned his cat, don't you have a problem with that? And it's to show that Arnold is, that. grown a little bit because of this experience with his own clone. We're not going to talk about how you killed

Oliver, too. You know, you had a problem. I know you had a problem. And I'm glad to see this growth. This is a cat. Yes, it's cloned. And also for my family, the virtual girlfriend.

She would be so lonely. It's a very comfortable chair, actually. That is daddy's chair. Do not, oh, no. Do not see the daddy's chair. No, child protective lock. immediately. How many times do you have to tell you

can't sit in daddy's super special secret chair. Okay, you know what? I'm a changed character now. You know what? I'll have a nacho banana. Yes. In the helicopter flying to Argentina

showing down on a nacho banana. It cuts up a banana in his burrito. But yeah, I guess the clone is just assigned to expand the business into Argentina. can't be tied to this clone at all. If you, if this thing's, you get, you like go, you get like 100 grand

out on a loan or whatever. Yep. You got to go someone, go to, if you're going to Argentina, you don't use my name, you don't know me. Maybe you could go to Haiti, give me a phone call, say you're having an old friend for dinner. I would say it would be a boon for the market of fake birth certificate

people. Because you would have identical twins popping up all the time. That's, that's, I'm kind of surprised that this movie doesn't end with like, and now this is my brother, Hank. It just seems like that's where the movie would end. But instead, man, dip shit effect at the end of this movie, after you see clone Arnold, like,

taken over the South America branch of this business. Sure. The whole movie rewinds really fast. That sucks. The audience is being cloned, I guess. Isn't that something, folks? Thanks a lot spotters would. Now, folks, you're going to be cloned on.

on this 300-year voyage. It's the only way we keep you alive. The sleep thing is alive. We just got to keep cloning you. For the real fans, we are going to show the director's cut of Cobra, but it's right after you all go to sleep.

Every time my filmography starts over, you're a new person technically. Oh, no, all my friends are dead. But all my movies are great. Whatever. So this is the end of the sixth day. Ladies and gentlemen, Anybody recommend this movie Steve Sadegh?

I would actually. I think it's silly and stupid. It's definitely worth seeing. It is two hours. It doesn't go along. I think Rookers having fun. It's inventive enough and it's sort of silly enough that I think it's definitely worth

one spin. Chris Cabin. No. I mean, I guess if you want to watch an hour of it and then turn it off, go right ahead. But the second, when when we go back to the institute and then home

and then back to the institute and then to the institute inside the institute I almost lost my mind I was getting really pissed off. Too close to home for you know and they wheel you to the institute too many institutes inside the institutes that are also dealt with by Tonya Goldwyn yeah just at I just

this era of Schwarzenegger isn't my cup of tea really in general I would say end of days is kind of the high watermark outside of a franchise but not in general, no. Eric Siska. Stone Cold Classic. Give it a spin.

I honestly, like, I remember thinking less of it. I saw it like a, probably like two years ago on a whim. And I felt like it dragged little and I wasn't as into it. But like now that I don't know, for whatever reason, it really played for me this go. So I would recommend it. I thought it was a lot of fun. I would recommend it too. This played better for me than the first time I saw it, which was when Chris and I

and our friends had a day of school canceled due to a Donny Darko-esque water main break. And while everyone was going out getting ripped and whatnot getting up to mischief, we went in the six day in theater. Sounds pretty good to me. And rewatching it last night, I'm confident that I fell asleep in the theater. There was

tons of it that I, it wasn't just like this movie's kind of hazy. I was like, I didn't remember these, these, these, these and this part's happening. But I think it's a grade A we hate movies hangover movie. Yes. You know, it's long. It can put you to sleep at any moment.

You got Arnold floating around, Rooker, you know, whatever. I had some fun with it. It is way too fucking long. And it's been a while since I've said this. One of my favorite things, and it is absolutely true. One of my favorite things in cinema is when a clone is incorrect and like is like kind of half deformed.

Yes. I think I say this in the Judge Dredd episode. It's so true here. It's so fun watching this Goldwyn nightmare walk around. I loved it. Oh, man. It is gross. But that is the end of this. discussion, ladies and gentlemen. This was the sixth day from 2000, directed by

Roger Spottiswood. Now, of course, if you want more We Hate Movies, check out WHM Podcast.com, or head over to patreon.com slash we hate movies. Got a lot of fun stuff going on this month, including a WLM on Ghostbusters. Oh, yeah. Which was really

great. Yeah, we got the extreme Ghostbusters on animation damnation. That's right. We've got some who do we got in the Gleepe Glosser? I think, geez, I think it's barata. Yes. Yes. Now this is, you might notice it's the, is that a soda or?

Some barata for the table, please. It's probably one of the shortest bleep glossaries. Is that because we're on the road? Maybe. Also, you've got to do them eventually, folks. Speaking of which, what is it, if you live in Charlotte, North Carolina, Asheville, or Nashville or Brooklyn, check out tour dates on WHM podcast.com. If you live in Asheville, North Carolina, we'll be doing more Arnold in your

neighborhood on November the 19th we'll be doing Junior. It'll be super fun. That's right. And even with like underbaked clones in this movie, Junior, way more disgusting. Equally wet, I will say. This one and very both made me wet.

Oh, good. But as always here on the main feed, the show will continue next week. The brand new episode on Tuesday which Steve, what what are we doing? We are talking about because Ghostbusters afterlife is coming out. We're talking about Honey, I Shrunk the kids. A Rick Moranis

Classic. That's right. Of course, the Lewis Tully connection. Now, I have to wonder with this Ghostbusters afterlife and it's clearly looking like maybe it's Egon's grandchildren here or some shit. Lewis Tully stepping in as a stepdad. Oh, hey, Janine.

Sorry, your husband's dead. You never know. You never know. You never know. You're fun to think about it. Respect me, please. Definitely not. So until next week with Honey I Shrunk the Kids, I'm Andrew Jupin. say to that. Eric Siska. Clown to Chris Cabin. Take it easy. Oh, we're not clones anymore. He is, though. I stated it. That was the twist ending. We weren't the clones the whole time.

Ha ha. Got your ass. That was a HitGum podcast.