We Hate Movies - S12 Ep628: Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (Live in D.C.)

Episode Date: August 23, 2022

Recorded live at the D.C. Improv, April 26, 2022, in Washington D.C. The days are getting shorter and the summer is winding down, but the guys are still kicking their feet up at the beach, so this week they’re releasing their outrageous live show on Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! How weird is this mother/son relationship between Stallone and Getty? How many Jurassic Park victims can you shove into one movie? And what in the WORLD is with all the pineapple? PLUS: Estelle Getty convinces some of Gotham’s biggest supervillains to end it all! Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot stars Sylvester Stallone, Estelle Getty, JoBeth Williams, Martin Ferrero, and Roger Rees as Parnell; directed by Roger Spottiswoode. Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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FRIZE, FRIZE, You know, the summer break is going to be You know, summer break is rolling on here at the WHM offices. Holy shit, my mom's got a gun. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Talk her down, Steve. Mrs. Sadek, Mrs. Sadek, put the gun down.

Please don't. We promise we won't curse this episode, I promise. Just put the gun down. Ms. Sadek, please, please give me the briefcase full of pineapple juice. Give me that. Don't give it to your son. I know why you want to give it to your son. Just give it to me, please.

So that his shoot will taste good. Oh, God, I forgot about the fucking pineapple juice. Leave my mother out of the pineapple juice. Well, you brought your mother into the bit, dude, so there you go. That is right, though. We are on vacation, so we are presenting this week our live episode on Stop or My Mom will shoot recorded earlier this year in Washington, D.C. at the D.C. improv, of course. Fun moment where Steve and I wore the same shirts.

Oh, yeah. And if you want to see that horrific moment, but Instagram, you know, Instagram.com slash W.H.M. podcast to see that pick. It was a solid shirt, though, I have to say. It's beautiful. Now, did either of you throw it out, or are we still both hanging on to this? Oh, dude, that's a regular

rotation in the summer, my friend. Really? Don't worry about it. I think mine went into cold storage. Oh, my wife's getting sick of it. You know what my wife's also getting sick of? All those Patreon content we have, unfortunately.

And this folks at home, this ain't the crummy crommies you're used to on other podcasts. these podcasts that put their stuff on Patreon. They don't know what they're doing. These are amateurs. We have been doing this for over 12 years. Somebody dab his forehead. Somebody get in there, dab it.

Listen, I swear to God, folks, if Bob was here, he would not let me sell you all 550 hours of Patreon content. But I'm going to do it anyway. I'm just going to do it anyway. That's right. There's going to be a new nexus this month in August. There's a We Love Movies episode on Robocop. There is a Gleep Glossary.

There is an animation damn nation. on Dilbert? There is an animation damnation on Dilbert and that one gets pretty spicy just an FYI. We all have mental

breakdowns. It's very fun. Once in a lifetime Melro, folks, you cannot afford to let these offers goals go by.

I think my blood pressure is like just coming down from that Dilbert report. That was truly a conversation. Scott Adams, baby. And that's on the lowest level. That's $3.

Folks. That's against the law. Yeah, John doesn't want us giving it away for $3, but we're going to do it anyway. If you take advantage of these offers right now on patreon.com slash we hate movies. And what you need to take advantage of is this nice, free episode of Stopper by Mom will shoot with Estelle Getty, Long Dead. Enjoy. being a friend travel down and

back again your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant and if you threw a party it invited everyone you knew you would see the biggest gift for you would be and my car attached would say

Thank you for being a friend. Hello, everyone. How's everyone doing? We came in, we saw your beautiful Spider-Man building where he saves Indyah. What's that called? The Spider-Man building, right? Oh, yes, yes.

The Washington Monument. No. I saw it in the Spider-Man movie, and that's the Spider-Man Building. Yeah, yeah, that's Spider-Man Building, and then there's the Lisa Simpson Memorial. That's what it's called, right? Yeah, that's what's called, right? Yeah. Okay. Lincoln. Oh, okay.

Who's that? What that guy do? Anything? He invented the car. The Spielberg guy. Yeah, the Spielberg. Oh, there's a monument to Daniel Day Lewis in this town? He is.

Oh. He's sitting down. That's cool. DC, what is happening? we are so stoked to be back here at the DC Improv to see all of you, thanks for coming out glad you, you know, made it through all of that shit. We are very happy to see you here.

It's been weird getting back on the road, but I think we're going to have some fucking fun tonight. What do you think about that? A little bit, I think so. We kind of shot ourselves in the foot with the title, though. That's a problem there. Yeah, fuck, fuck. I wish my mom would shoot me in the foot sometimes.

But if you're lucky. All right, ready? Yeah, cool. My name is Andrew Jupin. Eric Siska. Chris Cabin. Stephen Sadek. And we are We Hate Movies from New York City.

Thank you so much for coming out tonight. It has been a minute since we have been in your town, and we're happy that we're here when it's not too muggy outside. We all got Flemmy before just to get our Stallones really going. It's the best way to do it. Oh, yeah, totally. We are also slowly becoming. the same person, which you've probably noticed

if you're a regular listener. Because Steve and I are wearing the same shirt, and this is not, this was not intentional. We did not know we were wearing the same shirt. I packed light, and it's like, this is what needs to happen. This is my Wednesday

shirt. And we thought it'd be really stupid to be up here tonight in the same shirt, and you guys like stupid stuff. You listen to this show. Sure. Clearly, stupid connoisse. Look, Rocco's modern life chic is just wonders. Good, yeah, Eric Bighead, dude, look at this, huh? But, you know, now you don't know who Eric is

and who Steve is, so I'll start stripping. It's a real twin scenario. Should we recreate the poster? Let's read this. Oh, look at this. Well, no, you've got to keep the shirt on for the poster. Yeah, yeah, the poster has to be. The poster move.

I wish Arnold didn't have that shirt on. Well, if Arnold didn't have the shirt on, then Danny wouldn't have the shirt on, and nobody wants that. There, that's, look at that. Get up there more. There we go. Tommy, we are the twins. The titular twins.

We didn't have sunglasses. So that's a little better. I got a Zardas shirt. Oh, should we unbutton them? I just... Oh, no. Steven? No!

I can go one low. Whoa, yeah, look at this. Look, I got Zardos, and look, he's kind of nude. And now you can be kind of nude. I am wearing a red diaper underneath me. Ooh. I wish this diaper was red in this film. Oh, me too.

Please. Because that would mean his ass was bleeding. Pardon me? The only reason. The only reason. Off to a fantastic start. We are, of course, talking about Stopper. My Mom will shoot from 1992

directed by Roger Spottiswood. He's a guy who's made real movies and also this movie. Yes, indeed. Roger Ebert famously called us one of the worst films ever made. It's one of those times where you could tell he was really pissed off if you watched the video

because he says like that and that's it. Like, Siskel goes for two minutes and he's like, Yeah, it's the most movie I've ever seen. Goodbye. Hey, Raj, we need you to kind of draw that out, man. There's a TV show we're making here. Okay. Any other thoughts?

It sucked. So how do people watch the movie in preparation for this? A couple folks. Okay. You like that? You like that? Someone here says you tried. What does that mean?

You fell asleep drunk? Yeah, I would have to. I got through the trailer and that was. you know what? Then you got through the whole thing. That was the movie. They showed it all. Don't worry about it. We were talking beforehand. The scene that opens the trailer. That literally, it had to be an S&L sketch that they said no to.

You're like, well, I'm going to make a movie out of it. I think that's the best way to do. Let's show you, Lorne. Get ready for this, Lauren. Gonna make this into a movie that everyone's going to love, man. You watch out. I'm going to make a movie where my mom just cannot get enough of my dick. Just cannot stop talking about it. Such a bizarre movie

because it's basically a rom-com between a son and mother. Yes, correct, correct. It's a will-day, won't they, and they sort of do. Yes, pretty close. I mean, she leaves for the airport, and then he gets her, and she agrees to stay. That's half of the rom-com's journey.

Yeah, yeah. He literally chases her in the airport. The famous fucking rom-com thing, he actually does it three times. I never thought I would see LAX in three specific points in a movie, unless that movie has something to do with taking place at L.A.X which is not the case here.

The terminal has less airport scenes. And that takes place in an airport. Man, that would have been Stallone trying to do that accent. Nobody would have been able, you would have to have subtitles on the movie. Hey man, you got a couple ketchup packets

or what, man? You're supposed to be from a fake Eastern European country? Yeah, man, it's what I'm doing. Well, Stallone, as Italian as anybody is playing Joe Bamoski in this film? Sounds right.

Say-so screenplay. And then Estelle Getty who's famous for playing one of the most acerbic whip-smart Italians on television of the Golden Girls. It's a Polish family. I don't get it.

I love Perugie. The Cubasa. The Qibasa. What the hell's a kilbosser, man? What are you killing? Why? I just like a lot of cabbage salads. Do you have cabbage salads for me, Mama? What's the meatball situation?

Do you eat bread, right? Well, you know what's funny is that might be like a leftover thing from the like original draft and casting choices from the movie because as I hear it correctly, Sylvester Stallone was not the first person they wanted for this movie. Yeah, a man named Arnold Schwarzenegger fooled him. Apparently, a giant ruse, he was like building up all this

hype that he was going to do the movie so Stallone would get it and tank his career. What is this like Machiavellian move from Sylvester Stallone? Everyone thinks that I'm a stupid bodybuilder but actually I'm quite calculating.

No, it's hilarious lie. No, no, you've got to do... All the dick jokes are fantastic. Oh no, you're going to steal stop or my mom will shoot. That will ruin my whole week. Oh, I hired a guy to rewrite the film and I added the diaper scene.

Let's see if he goes for it. Oh, my, I cannot believe he did it. Oh, sly, this screenplay is so precious. You are the only one that I trust with that I have a horrible scheduling conflict. At the same time, I have to go film something no one will ever see called True Lies. Because that's literally what the fucker did.

It's a small movie with James Cameron. I don't know if you've heard of that guy. Oh, actually, he's here with me. Do you want to speak to him? I'm kidding. He wouldn't want to talk to you. Yeah, shly. Yeah, you're in a diaper?

Yeah, I'm watching Jamie Lee Curtis strip. Yeah, yeah, that's what's happening with me, buddy. See you later. Oh, the last thing, if you ever did, I would hate it if you did the movie Super Mario Brothers. That would just break my heart if you did. Don't do it. Oh, no, he's going to take it. Jimmy Trace.

Yeah, hello, who is his Sloan Residence? Uh, yeah, it is me, James Cabrin. I'm calling, oh, it's just me, it's your friend Arnold. Like, what a son of a bitch. It's awesome. I mean, my respect just goes up for Arnold by the day. Oh, my God, yeah, it's skyrockets. It's great.

Treat it like a war. If it's going to be like that, do it. Go all out, I say. This movie is barely 87 minutes, isn't it? It tries every which way to pad this runtime. You get like almost the full opening credits over like static shots of Los Angeles. Why start the movie

until you credit the costume designer in this action comedy? We almost have a cartoon opening. Fuck this, dude. You got to go full cartoon opening. You either do it or you don't. Yes. And like it starts out, there's like red font on white.

It already looks kind of like goofy and shitty and you're like, uh-oh, it kind of smells like a cartoon opening. And then the title card comes up, okay? And then a little cartoon granny starts walking out and I'm like, here we go. go. This is going to be the best two and a half minutes of this movie. That's it. It doesn't do it. It's like an animated stop sign and that's it.

That's it. I wish there was a cartoon granny pulling a car over. Grampy. It has to be a grampy. On this show we say grampies only. Okay then. But what if it's the Stelgetty? That's a granny. Granny shaggers. I guess, well, man, I never gendered Grampy. I guess that's the problem. I thought it was a catch-all. It's an inclusive term, I will say Grampy.

I just think Grampy sounds fun, doesn't it? It does sound. Well, what did you think we were talking about when we were talking about Granny Shaggers? Oh, right, that one. Well, there should be Grampy Shaggers, I think. There are, there are many. In the same show, there are Grampy Shaggers. Oh, my God.

There are people here. Okay, all right, all right. I got one question. There are other people here. But let's skip through the Grampy stuff first now. Okay, sure. No, Estogood, he was always kind of like a smaller lady and stuff. Almost always.

She was born 63 years old. It was like a Benjamin Button thing, but it never went forward or backwards. It was just trapped at Amber. That's what's a wild thing, right? She spent literally 10 years across five television shows playing a character that was like 25 years older than she actually was. And so many of you don't know that. It's because she came pre- shrunk. And you're like, this fucking old lady is like 107 years old.

It has to be. Now, grampies and grannies, they shrink with age. Yes. Does that include the skeleton and, like, their teeth and stuff? Yeah, I think your bones are literally deteriorating. I think it's called osteoporosis. You are disappearing from the earth. Wow.

So they get, like, the skeleton gets thinner. I need to sign up for that. That might help me out. You're already signed up, dude. Don't worry about it. You didn't have a choice of it. Maybe I'll be the one that doesn't age. No, I will.

Those giant fuckers always die early, though, man. You want to start shrinking. I think that that disease we're talking about of being born old as Walter Mathau disease because that dude never looked young. Him and Estelle Getty were both the metropolis in their 40s. Oh man, Mathau is the father in this?

I could picture him as a Polish fella. Well, it's interesting because they only bring up the father twice in this movie. Once it's a very sad scene where they're like, I don't know if Sly can have emotions or anything like that. the other one is when Sly is bent over with these ass-huggers

on his ass, screaming for his father to stop Estelle Getty. This is really something. Wild scenes. He's underpants, man. This movie is a psychosexual knightment. He is literally... It's like Freudie.

Like, Freud would be like, that's too much. Wow, you have lots of problems. He's presenting his ass to the camera. He has a little something for... People who like that, I feel. See, you miss this. You didn't get to this part. A little son for the ladies.

He presents himself to the film. Yeah, you know what? You're right. Where was it to the trailer? That would move some fucking tickets. I don't. I don't know. To Stallone's credit, it looked nice.

It's a beautiful piece of work. It's a beautiful piece of work. The ass has never been the problem. And in the trailer, we had to make room for Estelle getting a joke about her son's dick. Before you even watch the movie, my son's bigger than yours. Oh, my God. So we're going through, we're in the bottom dredges of the buddy cop comedy

in the early 90s here, so it's like, is it an alien, is it a fucking... Is it a dog? How about his mom this time kind of a thing? Sure, that's what the dart hit on the fucking board. It was just like, oh, he's partnered with a mother. Okay, great. Did they both convince Bert Reynolds to do a cop and a half?

They both, and they teamed up and finally got it. Oh, my God, I cannot believe he did that. Oh, Bert. You embarrassed yourself today. Arnie, I was reading this script for a cop-and-a-half. What do you think about it? Oh, don't do that movie that would break my heart, Bert Reynolds. I would hate if you would steal that good movie from me.

All right, I'm going to call my agent. I'll do it for half. I can't imagine that Arnold considered Bert Reynolds' competition at any point, eh? I'm taking out all of Hollywood. Oh, well, okay. Oh, hey, Kevin Kassna, amazing. and good to talk to you again. We're old good friends.

Yeah. You know, the climate crisis is coming in this Waterworld movie that I'm doing. It's going to be, oh, it's going to break box office records, dude. We already have Dennis Harper signed.

Honestly, with Arnold, it would have, because seeing him glistening wet for two hours or two and a half, that's a long movie. Him with gills, that's pretty cool. That would do it for me.

That would work. Hey, Bruce Willis, I just received this script that I think he's mind. but unfortunately I have another commitment to make but here you go it's the script for Hudson Hawk it's going to be a total banger it definitely won't nearly cut the throat of your career do you like Danny Iello great hey Steven Saga no yeah you're okay you're just it's just that guy will do it to himself sabotage your career

actually I'm not gonna kick a man when he's down plus he told me about that dungeon he plans on making so he's good specs are good so this movie tries to give you a plus 10 right out of the barrel because you get Ving Rames in this throwaway nothing seen where

he's not called anything in the movie itself but in the credits he's called Mr. Stereo which also makes no sense because Salone is on an undercover thing to buy what we are told are TVBCRs so I don't know how Mr. Stereo got involved in this he should be

Mr. TV VCR. And it's, again, like, as low stakes as that gets, he still takes his gun out and is firing wildly on the... Heaven the fuck forbid these VCRs go to the wrong people. Just like, you know, struggling parents try to entertain

their children with Disney tapes or something. They're trying to buy a hot TV VCR. Hey man, you keep this shit up, Circus City's going to go right out of business. That's not cool. Hey, man, you want somebody to beat the whiz or what? It's fucked up, man. I invested in media play.

I thought that thing was going to sell. Yeah, I love throwing my money away, man. Whatever. Sunco's video, yep. Premium stockholder there. So, yeah, for VCR's, his partner, Tony, gets shot in the ass, or does he get glass in his ass or something? I think it's both.

Oh, beautiful. And it's like, you can't believe these guys shot my partner in the ass. Is this working for anybody? Is this comedically sound? This partner has the red diaper. Oh, that would be, yes. His ass is bleeding. Maybe it's the same diaper.

But also, like, the thing about this is, like, I know it's PG-13, but what fucking child is going to go see this movie? Like, they're saying butt all over the place. Like, it is an ass. That cop got shot in the ass, and then got glass in his ass. Glass and ass. It's like, yeah, we're not going to use the,

we're not going to use PG-13 for the language. It's only going to be for how uncomfortably sexual this movie gets. Yeah, for incestuous themes. We rated PG-13 for incestuous themes. and some gun violence, mostly incestuous themes. Yeah. So we get that little preamble, like,

excitement there. You know, he busts everyone for selling hot VCRs. Probably kills four people in this, raid. And then immediately he goes to this bar and he's trying to call his mother to don't come to town. It's a pathetic scene, him just up there

calling all night. Well, he's in L.A. He's calling his mom in Newark. It's like 11 o'clock. It's fucking 2 o'clock in the morning in Newark, and she's a hundred and five years old. It's not, she's not going to pick up. Yeah, but I think she might be a vampire.

I never saw her age, dude. I never saw her age. My mom lives forever, man. Uh-oh, steak through my heart. She's definitely old enough to sleep in a casket. Well, also... Sly, this is the only real evil left. Interview with a vampire.

It's the good one. The thing is, though, Steve, She is seen later in this film vacuuming at like 3.15 a.m.? It's entirely possible. He's like, yeah, she's up with her scratcher tickets, made. She'll be up all night with that shit. She has an epitamine problem? What's going on?

That would make sense. She's an old lady from Newark, New Jersey. It's entirely possible. Who knows why that husband died? The fucking scene, when he's calling her, just to lay it on more, like, it's like, baby, please pick up. Please pick up. And, like, they're not showing that it's his mother.

She's just like carefully, like, play. If the title hadn't come up before, you would think it's his girlfriend, an ex-girlfriend. That's all of the humor that this movie trades on. It's like, every time you think it's his girlfriend, oops, it's his mother. You would think the girlfriend might be talking about how he is a nice package?

It's his mother. Yeah, because it looked great when he was a baby. So I guess now, I mean, she walks in on him at once, but she was probably peaking for a while, I don't imagine. Mom, it's my college graduation. Get out of here, man. Why is he naked at his college graduation? Well, no, he's in the dorm room, you know, preparing beforehand.

Or maybe he was a flasher guy. Oh, yeah, streak against the stage. I'm funny as fuck, man, I'll streak at college graduation, whatever. He is in a sort of appropriate relationship with Joe Beth Williams. Fuck, yeah. It's not very, yeah, because she's his boss. No, age appropriate. Professionally, it's horrendously problematic.

Pretty bad. It's 1992, this woman worked her ass off to become a fucking lieutenant in the police department had to put up with all that sexism and she's like, I'm gonna start fucking my employees. That's gonna get me the respect I deserve at this position. Not only fucking one of my underlings here,

one of my detectives or whatever, but doing nothing to hide the relationship from the rest of the squad room. They're like making out with the curtains open, she's screaming at him, but you didn't fucking call me last night? Close a door. And of course, the one person who calls him on this, a guy Ross, is a complete maniac.

He's like, as soon as she walks in, he's like, oh, my God, my captain's ass is fantastic. Did I make you pissed off Sly or what? Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw her ass, yeah. Well, this guy Ross is supposed to be like, you know, the antagonist for Sly, like, at the police department. He's the only guy who's like,

it's fucked up that your mother's here. It's fucked up that your mother fucked up my murder investigation. It's fucked up she lied about it. How many ways is this fucked? And the movie's like, look at that snake. Side of a bitch. Look at that piece of shit. It's highly inappropriate that you're having sex with our boss

and we're both on the same career track. It seems like that might be an advantage. This guy Ross is just legitimately trying to solve this murder. I just can't believe it. Joe Beth Williams has given him the business in the office, you know, and she's like, you didn't call last night, this, that, the other thing. And he's like, look, I promise you, I would just add the bar with the guys. And like, this bartender narked on him.

Because she's like, oh yeah, well, Barney the bartender said that you were on the fucking phone all night and he's like, all right. I know you're not going to believe me, but listen to this. I was calling my mother, man. Definitely not some other sexy lady. There is no torture on earth that would let me admit that.

I was at a bar in the middle of the night calling my mother. I know, but no, I got a huge gambling problem. I would make up anything else. Much easier. Much easier to deal with. I'm a Nazi sympathizer. Works.

I was calling my Nazi. for it. I love selling cocaine to kids. Oh, so she's flying in and coming in and she's telling every single person on the plane about when he was a baby. He had this like peepy floppy cock.

And it was just like he was pissing the bed right and left. And she manages to get through the entire plane. The pilots, the flight attendants, every single passenger. She's worked away through this plane like a fucking virus. Dude, it's disgusting. It was pre-9-11. The old ladies could go in the cockpit.

She's like sitting on the co-pilots lap. Just hold on one second. You got to see this picture of my baby's dick. Hold on. I got to find it. And that's the thing is

like the joke of this movie which I think is bizarre is like everyone's like oh my God because the joke is he's waiting for her and everyone's coming off the plane.

Tittering is like oh my God that's the guy that had a that was a baby once. It's like that's everyone. Like I don't know man like oh my god he used to wear diapers.

Yeah, appropriately when I was zero to two years old. There's a dude that comes out and he's like, oh, hey, you must be Joey. I peed the bed too. No fucking shit. We all did. Everyone in this room is pissed in their own bed at least 15 times in the last year.

Yeah. When was that time? There was a St. Patrick's Day where I took down like a whole bottle of James in. Oh, no, it was I thought a closet was a toilet. Okay. So I at least got out of me. That is appropriate.

I found Ador. I mean, you know, in Europe they call them water closets or whatever. It's true. Yeah. That's where you store it. And you can't put rubber sheets in the closet, though. That's a problem. I throw coats and piss in there.

I mean, it's fine. You buy new coats, I guess. There's like a sexy group of stewardesses that walk past. They're, again, chuckling. And I think Estelle Getty's, like, showing them pictures of him as a baby. And, like, she's like, and he's single ladies. And one of them looks him dead in the eyes. She's like, yeah, I got a thing for guys and pamper's.

And I'm like, pardon? Right? I guess like a joke, but it's a weird one. But no, it would have to be, like, she'd be like, yeah, I have a thing. Pampers. She's like, I have a thing. That's the thing. For guys and pamper's.

Yep. You're totally right, Chris. It is a fucking, hey, Bob Spottis would take two, man. Because the way that she just said it was meaning she's into it. And that's making fun of him. That's fine if you're going to follow that line through the rest of the movie, but you really don't, except for the, the one scene. Yeah, I mean, that might be

why Stallone was attracted to the project because I believe he's a caca guy, right? Well, yes, he is. Can we change a diaper to a glass table, man? You're telling me, Roger, I can't get one glass table. Can't get one glass table? I'm Sylvester Stallone. I can't get one glass table in this room.

Oh, Joe, your table's so dirty here. Is that a pile of feces? Glad I brought the wind eggs. It's not rub. Nope, it's not rubber. Okay. Oh, boy. So we had to ask a couple nights ago in Boston. Does everybody know what we're talking about?

No, okay. So supposedly unconfirmed, Stallone likes to sit under a glass table and, you know, watch some ladies do it. Have a show. Have a big show. This dude just remembered it halfway through the story and just went, oh, right.

Oh, right. Oh, fuck, that's right. Don't everybody go straight to Google. Don't please. Or to the exits. Either or. Neither would be. Well, they've been sealed, so yeah, that's what's fair. But so he's like, oh, why'd you have to come here, Ma? Now you're telling everyone about me being a baby once.

She's got some line like, oh, and he got his pee-p stuck in his zipper. And I was like, that's a bad one. That's really bad. That's really, because not everybody does that. No, that's not a phase, hopefully not. No, that's a private one. Oh, yeah, he's been zipping his dick in his fly for two years now. We can't get him to break it.

What a bad habit. I just thought that's how it works. I have Franks and beans every day Every day Honey you gotta put it back in before you zip your pants back up I don't know that's what parents have to do right I guess Because like kids don't know fucking anything

I mean that's an intuitive one Is it? I don't know That's like fighter flight response Sure What if you got a real dumb kid man Yeah that's true He's like hey ma you want to go rip off a lethal weapon real quick

I'm gonna pull over it so we can rip off lethal weapon Listen, Bob, before we get back to the house, we got to film a scene for the trailer. Yeah, now just put the scene from Lethal Weapon in it. Oh, my God, he did it. Wow, he is so stupid. Do you think Arnold Schwarzenegger saw this at theaters?

Oh, yeah, dude, he was there. Dude, he's like fucking Max Cady in Cape Fear. There's a huge honking Arnold cigar. Just, ah! He actually do it. How does he? he think we compete for action man of the year?

And this scene is there's a jumper, like a suicidal guy that's having problems with his mother. Uh-oh. Weird. Very weird. Yeah, then he goes up to try to talk him down because he thinks he's Martin Riggs. And then the mother gets the megaphone.

She does. And this is exactly the sketch they pitched to SNL right here. This whole thing where he goes and at some point, his colleagues must hate him. The entire LAPD is going along with whatever Estelle Getty does in this movie. Nobody stops or nobody's like, this is a bad idea to give this. There's somebody who's about to commit suicide. Maybe don't give the little old woman the megaphone.

Well, could I hop in for a sec and say that it's the LAPD and they've made bigger mistakes? They have indeed. They have indeed. I don't want to pay that one over. Give the lady the megaphone. I hope he jumps. I'm just pure evil. Sorry.

Mark Furman. You're going to call it your Nazi friends, dude. That guy's never appeared in a narrative film, just many documentaries. Many, many. He's got a lot of IMDB credits. History Channel's special on Nazi plate collectibles. 17 films called The Thin Blue Line. And, yeah, so, like, the joke is, like, as Sly is on the, on the leg.

trying to talk this kid down she's doing her bit about like oh my son Joey's so great and all this shit and it sort of escalates into and you can see it right this is a sketch it is very much written out in beats that escalate

appropriately to like the rules of comedy writing so like we cut back and she's got the megaphone we cut back again she's got the fucking photo album stretched out like it's all fine if this movie was three and a half minutes and it aired at 1245 a.m. Also it's like a fucking Sunday morning

We just had a scene where she was showing photos of his cock to the whole plane. Now she's showing the LAPD. To the fire department, everybody who wants to take a look, honestly, at this point. So many people take that off or up. Just pictures in public, man. This lady's a fucking terrorist. There's no two ways about it. Well, because that's the, I mean, that was the best thing about analog pictures.

You had to bring those fucking things right now. I guess there's people like showing, you know. Oh, you're saying so if they had the foresight to remake, stop her my mom will shoot today. Yeah. You know, who's doing it? Who's playing the lady, the mom? I don't know who it is, but she would be obsessed with fucking Facebook, and she'd be a fucking nightmare.

Ellen Burstyn? Yeah, totally. Ellen Burst? Oh, like a Susan Sarand. She played an obnoxious mother in a movie already, so that could work. Or maybe Elaine Brocko! Oh, my God, my Polish son!

You know what? It kills me to say that I'm Polish in this movie. You have a Polish cock in that building? I'm Lorraine Brickowski. Yeah, you know, the, the, The story is updated, so I'm obsessed with Q and on. I love Facebook. Hey, Ma, this sounds right on, man.

You're believing some cool stuff you found on the Internet just like me, man. Joey, Joey, have you met the new, the new Kennedy Jr.? John F. Kennedy, Jr., he's fantastic. You got to meet him. His name's Vincent Fuchsia. He's like a six-foot Italian. Definitely John F. Kennedy, Jr., this fucking brain. So, sadly, this movie does not end after this scene ends.

we have to go to the house. This is you saying it's sad he doesn't jump. Yes. Oh, do short movie. Well, listen, you are fucking waiting for this jumper scene to like fade to black

and then it comes back up and someone who's been hosting the show goes, once again, R-E-M. And Saturday Night Live continues. By the way, the jumper realizes how much worse he has it so he's like, I will go on living. I guess.

And then, so they go back home. And, of course, immediately she starts vacuuming at night. And this is the ass shot. That's the ass shot. But when they're bringing in the baggage and stuff, he drops open this suitcase full of pineapple chunks. Look, I just wanted to make sure your cum tastes good. Okay?

I just wanted to make sure. It was very, very important to me. Joey, Joey, part of me. Your cup always tasted terrible. You're going to need to have good tasting cum to Dale and ladies. I interviewed all of your ex-girlfriends from Newark, and it was 100% across the board piss poor tasting cum.

So you eat this suitcase full of pineapples, young man. Ladies and gentlemen, give me one minute. Is that a thing? Yes. Yes. All right. Did you think we've been talking about this all day, just fucking with you? I didn't know. I didn't know. Dude, yeah. Listen. Try it out.

All right. All right. I learned from nip tuck, and then I googled it. Well, wait, everybody, remember where you were the time a human being on the planet Earth said, I learned that from nip. Really? Was the whole episode about that? No, it was the opener.

It was the cold open. Oh. He was just like, one of them is asking. What was it? Having breakfast or something? Yeah, they're having breakfast. Was it Dr. Doom or the other one? It was Dr. Doom who wanted his come to taste good.

Uh-huh. And they put it as like cereal or something? I think it was just the pineapple juice. That's all he's worried about, just like a Stalgetty. Okay, so they weren't eating... They were, all right, I thought they were eating com at breakfast. No, that's not what I... No, no, no, no.

Well, it's also a weird thing because it's a bunch of cans of just, like, dull, chopped pineapple, and it's like, she's saying like, oh, well, you know, I had to bring it from Jersey for you, and it's like, how stupid do you want to make this woman? This lady has dementia. Does they have grocery stores? I mean, that's the story, because

she's, it's one thing if she's, like, obsessed with her son over Barangettiata. She starts cleaning his gun like no human being would ever do. It's crazy. And now, like, now maybe this is me talking about my family, but her grampies and grannies clean these days. I feel like

maybe this is an older trip. I feel like the new crop of grannies and grampies are just like filthy. Just like live in their own crappulence. Well, you didn't have shows like hoarders before to see them all. Yeah, that's true. To blow the lid off the whole thing,

dude, listen, dude, they've been here the whole time. That's fair, that's fair. Now, they should do like a granny shagger for hoarders, you know? Because those people... Horters turned into a dating show, essentially. They don't have the room, Eric. They're hoarders.

Where are they going to have sex? Yeah, I had to break up with Sharon because she wanted to fuck, but it was on a pile of dead cats. As it always is. It's always a pile of dead cats, dude. Those poor people. Those poor freezers.

Those poor cats. Can all those people. Execute them. But this gives a moa for slice. Of course, she cleans the whole gun in the next morning. Mom! And he gets to say, you got rid of the bluing. On my God. He had, you just to make sure you know, he knows something about.

guns. The bluing? The bluing, which is what they make... It essentially makes rusts black, so it oxidizes black, so it looks... Wait a second. Does you use pineapple for that, or...? Yes, you do. You rub it with pineapple. That's how you do it. What are you a mercenary? How do you know this?

I mean, the pineapple stuff, sure, that's at least, you know, good to know, Chris is like, if you are stuck in a jungle and you have to clean your gun and there's no cleaning solution around... Got it. Find yourself a pineapple. You can polish that baby right out.

Chris Cabin, Colon, Soldier of Fortune. Soldier of Tropical Fortune only, though, dude. You don't know about pineapple come, and you're telling me I'm supposed to trust you with my background in Black Ops. No one should trust me for anything. Okay. Okay.

I do love this scene because, like, you know, he gets all pissy. And, like, you're right, the mom thing is. It's awful. You have to find that hysterical, like a grown man. man who's bulky or whatever of being like, oh, acting like a child. Like that's, you really have to. That's the pitch. And he's going back

and forth between mom and ma. Yeah. Dude, you from Newark, man, that is a ma. There was no fucking second M or O anywhere to be found in there. Those don't exist in Newark. There's a few scud missile mommy's in there too. You might have missed it. They get blended and it's terrible.

Mommy. That just Mommy. Mommy. Come clean me. Every time I hear it, my asshole just goes up, by-up, my lap, my lap, I just start... Closed for business. Exactamundo. So she, like, realizes that she upset him,

so then she decides to buy a gun from Richard Schiff. Of course. Totally. It's awesome to see Richard Schiff in this movie, and it turns out, once you see his little Richard Schiff came out, because there's another guy with a little bit of a larger role here, who played the lawyer in Jurassic Park,

there's two people in this movie that have been eaten by Tyrannosaurus rexes on screen it's fantastic Richard Schiff in Lost World and the lawyer in the first one Yeah, the lawyer on the toilet is one of the bad guys in this Wish a lawyer or Wish a Wiss a lawyer

Wish a T-Rex came through Los Angeles and fucking A to Stel Getty in this movie I mean, better movie Yes Definitely if dinosaurs got involved Why not? Rex on the loose, I love that The Grampies of Earth

And she just like, oh, hello there Because she remembers them Because she's so old, you see Uh-huh I'm George. Ma, I saw this in the movie once, man. You just don't move and they can't see you. But then she can't stop talking.

Yes. And it just eats her right off the street. Mr. T. Rex. Mr. T. Rex, have you heard about my Joey's dick? Have you heard? Come down here. Come down. You have to see pictures of Joey's dick.

Rha-ha-ha-ha-h-h-h. But this gun scene, again, like, so she's like, I just want to buy a gun for my son, Joey. and it takes like four days and it's like I don't have that kind of time and it's like live in the world ma'am like understand that you cannot just pick it up and go

I mean like not in California at least no well it's awesome though because they're like oh you know Richard Schiff is like oh there's a 14 day cool down period and then like later when she's kevetching to Stallone she's like and then they want to be to cool off of something and I was like again how stupid are you making

this character why does she just not know things that people know And I guess there's this guy who becomes a big character This movie's like big... This dude looks like if you were making a made-for-TV movie about the wrestler earthquake, you would hire this guy. Oh, was this the guy that was in the Ernest movies? No, no, the other guy.

Son-in-law guy. One of the bad guys from son-in-law. Polly Shores, son-in-law. I guess his racket is waiting inside a gun shop. When someone finds out about the waiting day period, which they would absolutely know about it to begin with, he then goes like, hey, you want a gun right now? Oh, by the way, I remember where people might remember this guy from.

He was in Suburban Commando, the Hulk Hogan movie. It has the great line. I think that even makes the trailer of it's like, no, man, it's the 90s. We're going to sue you. Oh, right. Because he wouldn't fight. Litigation jokes. That was awesome.

These are the earnest guy who will show up in a second. And this guy, along with Otho, the Holy Trinity of 90s fat guy actors. Oh, man. Otho. Just unbelievable triumvert there. Rest in peace, Otho. Oh, actually, rest in peace, all of the people we're talking about? I mean, yeah.

I think most of the cast of this movie's dead. A lot of them, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, shit happens. And so she buys an oozy from this guy, and again, like, and she later on, he's like, well, you bought an illegal gun. And then she's like, oh, is it?

I'm like, yes, that's a crime. You've committed a crime. I just bought it out of a Hyundai. It's very convenient, and she instantly views the murder of one of these gentlemen. I mean, there's a double attempt here, but, yeah. Well, like, they're doing the gun deal, and then you see, like, up above on an overpass, the lawyer from Jurassic Park, and this other actor who's been in, like, no fewer than four Ernest movies.

Yeah, you know, that's a good sign. Are just kind of like, oh, there are the people selling the weapons that we stole, and we were going to illegally sell, and there's, like, a drive-by, and it's just a Stell Getty. and then a stunt double watching this van pull away it's kind of awesome it's just like a little person

bent over in the Stel Getty costume dodging this van getting shot at we're going to give you the track suit too don't worry this incredible track suit she's got on this movie it's beautiful it's pretty close to a thing that I was photographed wearing in the early 90s I will tell you right now at an Olin Mills portrait studio

anybody gets stuck doing that shit oh fuck it's a you know what I'll find it and I'll have to post it online is your mom showing those photos around No, because she has fucking human decency. Oh, hey, is this John Travolta's house? Yes, hello, there's a good movie coming out that I do not want you to take for me.

It's about Scientology. It's called Battlefield Earth. I know that you're into that sort of thing. That's why I'm calling you specifically not to do this movie. Oh, what, you're going to do? I can't believe. Hi, JCVD, how you doing? Yeah, no, I was thinking about being guile

In the Street Fighter movie I think a perfect look, right? Yeah, I think I could do it, yeah But I don't know, I'm on the fence a little bit Did that one help or hurt J-CVD though? Oh, I think it was the beginning of the end after that I think it was all VOD past that What we're positing here is that Arnold Schwarzenegger

is responsible for every bad movie ever made Yes And he just walked between the raindrops Yeah, he was totally bulletproof in that filmography Oh, wait, so is he calling himself from... Hello, Arnold, it's me. Me.

Batman and Robin, let's do it. Oh, no, I can't say no to myself! Dude, the only way he can do it if he's leaving a message on an answering machine, he's like, hi, Arnold, it is me from the past. Oh, oh, I remember getting my ass to Mars. What's this about? I better listen to this voicemail.

Yeah, Arnold, you should. should do this movie with Sinbad. You fight over a toy. Oh, okay. It's the new millennium. Let's spice it up. Collateral damage. It's going to be a massive hit.

Well, it would have been it wasn't for that pesky 9-11 that happened and ruined its box office potentials. I'm not making a joke. That's literally what happened. Yeah. That movie was going to come out. That happened. And it's a movie about

terrorists that came out in 2001. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not the best time. No. It's also just a shitty movie. It's also bad. It's also not a good movie. We get the fake villain of the movie here. The real villain, of course, is Stelgetty. Yeah, definitely. Total terrorist.

She needs to go to Arkham, man. Honestly, just sharing a cell with the Joker. Wow, Commissioner Gordon, this cell is disgusting. Let me clean it up in here a little bit. All your guards batons are gross. Let me polish them for you. The Joker, you're so dirty. It's nothing about knives and lint in here.

No, I don't want to see you. your son's dick. And then she starts dating the penguin, because why not? Oh my God, Gotham City News reporting today. The riddler, the penguin, the Joker,

Two-Face have all committed suicide inside of Ark of Asylum. She's like Hannibal Lecter. She's just a whispered. Madman Miggs hung himself. I had nothing to do with it. Ain't I is stinking. I was just asking if he wanted to see Joey's dick.

That's all I did. His last meal was pineapple, I think. So we get back to this police precinct. And a really funny, like, set design thing that's happening out here is, like, the office has signs designating what part of the office is for which kind of crimes. But it's in, like, weird, like, sort of...

Old Western signage. It's just, like, sex. And it's just, like, sex crimes, I guess. But there's... To hire like a wood craftsman to like carve in sex into a board. It should be like a thing

if you're driving into someone's like cabin in the woods and there's a sign like welcome to the Johnsons and it's like a cute little font but this is like sex crimes. Burglary

which looks like it's spelled derglery. Welcome to the Johnsons also means sex. It's also like the kind of thing you would get at Disney World where you do the Old West photography. Oh yeah.

The sign that's hanging above. Yep, totally. It's very dumb. I do like the decision, though, to put sex instead of vice. Yeah, well, that's just, it's specifically sex. Gambling, drugs, and guns are somewhere else. Okay. This is when she goes to talk to Joe Beth Williams, and she's like, you know, she realizes

that they have, like, a thing together, so she's trying to be a little matchmaker here, and she's showing again. And, I mean, look, I know we're talking about a lot, but it happens a lot in this film. She took a picture of her son, and she's a nine-year-old kid. and it's like, hey, you can see right here that Joey's going to have a huge... It's going to get really big, and it's like... Cut it. Cut the movie right there. Stop the movie.

Can't happen. That's not good. That's really bad. That's really bad to be like, oh, you just don't know how big this dick got. You just have no idea Joe. Actually, I do. It's got to be bigger than his father's by now. His dead father. His dead father.

That's my favorite part also is like, oh, and this is a photo they took the day his dad died and it was so sad. Did they just pull everybody in together? Got it! Say cheese, Harold just dropped dead. Smile, smile. Now, Joey, before we take this picture,

here's a little bundle of socks. Put it in there, put it in there, you'll be fine. You'll thank me in 25 years. You'll like it, don't worry. Also, while this is happening, you realize, because it's the first time Estelle Getty and Jo Beth Williams

are in the same scene together, that they look exactly the same. Yeah. And bone-chilling. Pretty scary. She also, like, the weirdest part about, like, it's not even about saying that my Joey's dick is fantastic. That is besides the point.

It is when she is saying, Joe Beth Williams looks at her a little weird when she says that about the dick. And she's like, well, I'm a woman still. Pardon me? She does say that. She says, what? I may be a mother, but I'm a woman still. What?

Okay. It doesn't matter. Relations doesn't matter at all. Just dicks. I just love looking at. Dix. Any dick, your son's dick, you know, your dad's dick. Brother's dick, who cares?

All the dicks. It doesn't matter, election. Well, welcome to the Johnsons. It's also the name of a fun bar in New York we used to get you. Fuck. So, like, she's now, like, she's now committing more, she's already bought an illegal gun, and she's witnessed her murder, like a material witness and a murder,

and she's given, to Stallone's rival in the police department to solve the case and she pulls him aside and she's like I'm withholding evidence you're going to solve the case

and he's like but ma that's like a serious crime and what if that man had a family we should probably try and solve that crime ma'am that would get you put in Arkham she wants to like save this evidence for him to solve it to get a big promotion

she's already sleeping with the boss and he hasn't got it. Totally like I'm doing literally everything possible, man. Because there is a thing, we did not talk about it. We don't need to spend too much time on it, but there is the first scene where they come in together and she's like, oh, I was thinking about

whatever the fuck, Acapulco or something like that. Like they had gone on a trip. And he's like, yeah, man, that was a great time, man, right? Yeah, yeah, she's like, yeah, it was totally fine. And that was the first time. He's like, yeah, the first time I made you. And she, like, cuts him off, and you're just like, please stop talking about this.

Don't, don't, don't, go, yeah, please. Please stop talking about Sylvester Stallone was the first man to give you orgasms. You're 42 years old. Please, no, no, no, no, no. It's a little late in the day. I mean, everybody's got to figure it out sometime. Sure.

Again, a weird thing for him to bring up when he's been yelled at by his boss in an office. But, so she's withholding this evidence and this is when it sort of turns into a buddy cop movie because she's like, oh, they wind up at a house where this dude's being tortured. That's kind of fun.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, because she knew the license played at the van, so they tracked that down. Go to this house, this dude's being tortured. It's a total flop house with a pristine, brand new blacklight marijuana poster. Terry everywhere, furniture broken, like, ceiling caving in, brand new pop poster. It sucks to have the cops kick down the door right where you're trying to straighten the place up. It was bouncing back, one wall at a time. Fuck, four weeks ago, we got this awesome new weed. poster. In another three weeks

we were going to clean the kitchen or some shit. They probably just bought a new toilet brush. And that is the first step. It looks like the house where that detective gets shot in the head, mayor of East Town. It does. Yep. Absolutely. Well placed, delayed reaction. I love it.

Excellent. So this is where he starts locking his mother in the car every once in a while, because he knows she's going to get in on things. And every time he is duped. Every time he tries to put her somewhere else, she shows up. But you lock an old lady in a car, dude. That's going to get you some jail time, too, man.

That is not easy doing. With her, I'd let it slide. I'm part of the LAPID. I've probably met her already. I've probably already seen Joey's dick. Yeah. He needs to start, like, slipping something in her drinks or something, like medicating this woman into a coma or something.

Just like melatonin all day. Yeah. Just like, show is slow. to sleep and he can go to work. Hey, Ma, you want a militone and omit or what? No, these are normal gummies. They're like juju fruits. We didn't mention that she cooks that giant

breakfast. Which is just... What's the Phantom Thread breakfast? It's like sausages and eggs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he was flirting with his mom. Just like... What was his name? Woodcock? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, here's it for my hungry little boy.

Yeah. Well, Woodcock wasn't eating fucking Cocoa Pebbles, dude. I'm just going to with that out there. Yeah, that's fair. And he starts to complain to his partner about this. They're at breakfast together, and he's like, yeah, she made me eggs, and she made me pancakes. And, like, his partner, who

just got shot in the ass is like, yeah, man, that sounds like it sucks. I don't know, man. I just got shot. And this is his partner, and it's like, well, I guess I'm out of the movie. Have fun, everyone. Goodbye. Also, if your mother makes you an enormous breakfast, she's like, well, if you,

whatever you don't finish now is going to be here when you get back, I'm like, no, it's not. Because I'm not going to eat your food. And if it is still on the table, I'm fucking 40 years old, and I'm throwing it in the garbage. At least finish your bucket of pineapple. Please. Could this cum better taste good?

I've learned that fact already, okay? It is well in my brain now. Now I've got it. It's not me. They like it. Oh, it's the audience, I see. All right, let's talk about another weird and fucking totally emotionally scarring

part of this movie. Absolutely. He's like totally sweating it. Like she's really got him at his wits end and whatnot and all of a a sudden there's this like legitimate action scene and you're like, wait, not in this movie. And it's like Stallone pulls up and there's a big hostage crisis or some shit and like these dudes come out and like heat masks

and are just like firing at everyone. You're like is this going to be a good movie for a couple seconds? It's a movie fucking start? Do it. Do it. Come on. And then it's like someone's like, wait, there are leaders coming out and the door bursts open and there's like smoke coming out of this building and it's just a Stel Getty

and you're like oh it's a dream sequence it's a dream sequence where he's wearing a giant diaper it's so gross and she's just like mommy's got to change you mommy's got to help you change he's like no I don't want to change man

I don't want to change man and then they cut to Joe Beth Williams who looks exactly like his mother's like I can change you and it's like not all right okay you know what folks he's got a poopy floppy ass this should be rated NC17

for Stallone wearing a diaper that's it and you know another thing is like if I'm having to look at this anyway go the full distance man I want this dude I want a full load in that shirt off he's got a fucking bib on and a dumb bonnet

and a fucking little pacifier in his mouth really make it as dumb as disgusting as possible well his mouth noise is kind of sound like go-go-go-gagas. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B- I'm going to go ahead and disagree with you there. Okay. Really? Well, don't you think it's stupid that he's in a diaper and then a shirt and tie?

I mean, I wonder what the set was like that day. Because, I mean, like, do you think it was a thing where it was, like, when there's, like, really, like, you know, like, in-detail sex scenes being, like, filmed in a movie, and they're like, all right, everybody out, except the two people that need to be here and the director. and the director's going to roll the camera. Like, do you think he was as like, all right, man, nobody who has to be here needs to be here. I'm going to be in a diaper. It's totally embarrassing. I think he's like, all right, I'm not wearing the past.

I'm just wearing a shirt, a regular shirt and a diaper. And also, I think that's the shorts that they can fuck me over on this. I'm honest, I've been piecing this thing together for a couple of weeks now. Now that I have standing on set in a diaper, I feel like he didn't want to do this movie at all. Boy, man, my face is red as fun. I would love it if the premiere of Escape Plan, he's like, I just want to introduce this great movie

we do with Sly, and he just cuts to the diaper scene first. Oh, fuck, dude. Yes, it's like Paul Rudd pulling the fucking clip bit on Conan. Just put it there. And he wakes up screaming, and then his mother comes in. And, I mean, also, like, I'm locking my door with this old lady. Oh, fucking. This grabby old lady in my house.

And I'm locking her in the basement. There's a cot down there for you, you fucking annoying weirdo. And I'm hitting her on the head. That might be a concussion. And I'm letting her take a nap. It's fine. Don't worry about it. Yeah, Ma, you need a nap after that weird fall down the stairs, man.

I don't know. She must have fallen. Sorry, paramedics. Oh, what's that? You making a 10-part documentary series about me? That's awesome, man. The seller case? Yeah, I would love to be a night.

I would love to be a night. Oh, yeah. You get those hard problems, Bob. something's going to happen. I would make sure you. Okay. Yeah, I scared my mom to death, man. Wait, wait, she's getting into guns now.

Maybe she'll butt Dwyer herself, by mistake. Right on the, right in the middle of the house. This, I mean, this house, you have got to see, there's so much baby shit all over this house. They have a gumball, a little gumball machine. You can't be doing that. With a rubber duckie, too. Yeah, he's infantilized.

There's like a jack-o-lantern, and I was like, it looks like it's maybe April. in this movie. Hey man, all I know is I only see Marvel movies, man. That's what I know. Here's my favorite stuff. I love it. Yeah, so like they, now the crime,

you meet, what's his face? The dude. Roger Reese. Oh, yeah. Who's playing a guy named Parnell and man is Parnell. So it's Parnell, P-A-R-N-E-L. That's tough first alone, honestly.

Yeah. It's the R-R-R-O. Har-R-O. Bay, it's the feeling of these movie man, porno. It's a pretty cool name. Mr. Paibo, you're going to be

coming with me. You come over here, Purell. And it's such a weird, vague, like, plot, right? Because Roger Rees, I guess, owned a warehouse full of guns. Yep, yep.

They burned down, they take the guns out before they burn it down, and they're going to sell the guns, plus getting the insurance money. Sure. But some guys stole some of their guns and sold it to Estelle Getty. It's so convoluted and weird.

So was Roger Rees a legitimate arms dealer? It seems like it. I mean, it really does seem like it. You know what, man? Huge question, Mark. Because you don't even know, like, you meet him in his high-rise office because this is like a byproduct of a 1980s screenplay, so it's a businessman high up in society and whatnot.

You have no fucking clue what this company does, though. Absolutely. It's just, it's an office, and he's also an arms dealer, me. Welcome to business. This is business. him and Estelle Getty show up and they start like asking or he starts to

Stallone is like asking questions and then like sir your mother is in the other room it's like also like I don't know this old lady's not getting through fucking security I don't know who this deranged lunatic is she's not coming to my office building

I know I do not need to see your son's dick I'm a secretary here I don't need to see anything here dude that's you should have just let her loose on Roger Reesman's like I'll tell you anything you need to know Stop showing me pictures of your kid's penis. And he's like, I want to see that warehouse. And Roger Rees asks a great question, which is, hey, do you have a warrant?

And then he goes, does your mother have a warrant? Which is pretty funny. But the answer, and he's like, no, but you got to do it anyway. No. You have a warrant. Come back and go fucking get it, dude. That's the move. Am I being detained by you or your mother?

Not enough people. Like, I got to hand it to Roger Rees, man. And rest in peace, great performer. He's one of the few kids. characters that keeps calling Sylvester Stallone out about how pathetic this shit is. Oh, your mother. Well, your police officer, this is quite embarrassing

for you, is it not? Oh, she brought you pineapple juice. You know what that does, don't you? So you're wearing the same shirt to your own comedy show. How quite embarrassing for you? Oh, yeah. Our mother's

dressed us. They're both named Martha. Wait, why did you say that name? Wait, what? Wait, what? A little more behind the music here because the other thing is, if

like, if we're like, okay, so we both wore the shirt, if he wore it tonight and I wore it tomorrow, it'd be like, well, they're just sharing clothes. And how's the big guy fit in the little guy's shirt? And it's like, you know what, dude? Let's wear at the same time.

Everyone knows it's all above board. So you're getting ahead of a totally would-be non-existent. in social media scandal. That's right. Because people, you know, some of our fans think we live in like a firehouse together or something.

Bunk beds or whatever. Yeah, we're really proving them wrong by wearing the same shirt. Got your ass. So what happens now? Well, there's a part... Great question. There is a scene. We skipped over it

and it don't matter none. But there's a scene where he's getting into it with this dude Ross in the bathroom and this guy, This guy Ross, the only logical character in the movie is like, your mother's fucking this up. Like, a murderer is going to get away. This is like gang violence.

This is fucking illegal drug. Correct, correct, correct. And he's like, oh, you know what, man? Kind of sounds like you're asking for a swirley right now, man. And you fuck one police officer, gives another police officer a swirling in the fucking office bathroom. Your gun and your badge, you're done. I don't care who you're fucking...

You're fucking done, Nelson Munst. Get the hell out of here. Well, two things is what? he calls him Norman Bates, and that was like a legitimate laugh for me. That's pretty great. And two, he comes out, like, soaking with toilet water, and he goes up to his superior, who's this lieutenant, Joe

Beth Williams, and he's like, I want to file a formal complaint, and she's just like, go back to your desk, dummy. And I'm like, okay, then I'm going to your superior and I'm fucking bulletin. Hold it off of everything. You got to do it. I know what's going on in this office. Yeah, call in Captain Charles Durning. We need him now.

Wow. I didn't see that goes. Dude, I love Charles Dernie. man, he just pops up and shit. You're like, fuck yeah. Speaking of a guy who wore a diaper late in life, I'm sure. You could have said, speaking of a dude who was friends with Bert Reynolds. Oh, yeah, yeah.

He's in the best little horror house in Texas, among other things. So great in that movie. A lot of pineapple in that house. One of the elders of the fat performers, the great fat performers. Him and M.M. at Walsh, I think, are the... Oh, totally.

Nowadays, you can't even find a fat performer, right? Besides tonight. Well, there's like 200 people looking at four of them right now. But that fucking skinny-ass Colin Farrell is just like, oh, I'm the penguin now. No, you're not. You need to live your life in shame for 40 years, and then you could be the penguin.

That's what I'm talking about. It's specifically that, yes. Well, yeah, it's now all on Paul Walter Houser's shoulders for the rest of time, I guess. You need to be uncomfortable on airplanes, and then you could be the penguin. There's a bomb in Arkham Asylum. Yeah, he could play the penguin.

Yeah, sure. I just tested it out. It's totally fine. He looks like a cobble pot. He's got the face of a cobble pot. Man, you can't tell that to people. You got a face like Oswald Cobbop Man. You know who you look like?

Oswald Cobbop. I'd rather you tell me you can cut a roast on my face, man. Then you look like the penguin. Because also, everyone is going right to Danny DeVito. Yeah, exactly. It's the most popular penguin performance. It's the only penguin performance in my view. It's the only one.

So they wind up at a warehouse. Stallone does investigate this warehouse. Oh, right. And instead of dropping his mom off anywhere, he's just like, oh, I'm going to leave her here. And of course she goes in the warehouse. Weird. No, it's like back at the apartment,

Shady Pines Nursing Home, like wherever. Some of you got that, and I love you for it. Don't bring her to this fucking burned-out warehouse, man. But this is my favorite part is where, like, you know, it turns into an action sequence. there's a wrecking ball coming in

and... I can be like a reggie bird. Oh yeah, get him completely naked on the wrecking ball going back and forth. Or at least in a diaper. He picks up a Stilgetty

and tries to escape with her and he is barreling through walls. He's running through walls like the juggernaut, man. He's going mom first through those walls. Every bone shattered.

Her ass is gone. your cheeks, man. We're running through a wall as first, man. And it is the same dummy they used for McCulley Culkin and the Good Sun. It's like this little little thing. They just put a little red wig on it. Hey, my, my, you got metal hips, right?

Yeah, why? Oh, never bye. Yeah, we're going to have to Kool-Aid guy this situation. Oh, man, it's so awesome. This is when you get the titular line. Oh, right. Stop! Oh, my mom will shoot.

Dude, and, like, you can feel it, like, through the screen all these years later, 30 years later, right? He says that, and it's like, stop. Oh, fuck, man. You were fucking Rocky Bowman, finish the line. Finish the line. You were fucking Rambo, man. You were fucking Rambo. Finish the line.

Oh, my mom, wish you. My plan has worked perfectly. He's now. finished for good. I'm sure by that he knew, right? He knew he was in a dog. That fucking Austrian got me. Dude, I am just,

I am fucking picturing Arnold at his, like, house in California. And he's, like, hanging by the pool and whatnot. He's reading the trades every day. And it's like, update from latest Sly Stallone vehicle. And it's just a picture of him in the diaper. He's got, like, a huge cigar.

Like, ha, ha, ha. Yes, I have done it. I love the funny pages. Look at this. they capture one of the criminals doesn't really matter it's the fat guy from the Ernest movie the other one is killed

via suicide letter that's kind of fun right that's a fun enough scene like Roger Reed is writing a suicide note but it's so unbelievable because the guy's so stupid he's just like oh why are you so depressed we're gonna get the guns to South America

and everything and this is the first time like this is like an 84 minute movie before the credits this is like minute 72 that South America has even mentioned you're like oh yeah these criminals have a plan they're trying to pull off

it's too late it's too late but then he's like oh no the suicide now it's going to throw them off our trail I wrote one for all of us why don't you sign one you sign it and then actually by the way you know I haven't checked the weather could you stick half your body out the window and see how hot it is okay I'm pushing you I mean guess what

doesn't work the plot doesn't work They're still, you know, Stallone is still on them. Here's my thing, though, about suicide notes that are typed out and then signed. Those can't hold up in any court. It's like, I need handwriting through the whole thing. It's not like your secretary's writing your suicide note that you're just signing it. Luis, take a letter. I've grown tired of this world.

Wait, what? You've got to Cobain that stuff or bust, you know? Oh, yeah, please. I bet at the bottom, it's like accidentally Roger Reese, like put Roger Reese. there's a big line in between it and then the signature white out on it. He's like, this thing. This is when they have their

they break up a little bit here, him and his mother I mean. Oh no. But of course they mean him and his mother. I hope they make it. Because he gives her a bunch of rules about what you can and can't do, what you can and can't say. All right, my rule number one, man, you must fight

tonight. Alright? But the rules are just like, yeah, don't use my gun. Don't embarrass me nonstop. It's pretty reasonable. It is.

You want me to fucking follow rules? Yes. That would be fucking nice, man. That would be a delight. Just for once. I didn't follow rules with fight club,

but I didn't follow this. I talk about fight club all of the time. All the time I'm talking about a fight club. Talking about a fight club of my canaster group. Oh, yeah, we should fight. That sounds fun as fuck.

I would, grantee fights like that would be nice to watch. Uh, yeah, that's like borderline on bum fights. Believe that got outlawed, rightfully so. It's a lot time for that to come back. The aughts are coming back, baby. That's true. And I want them to be housed.

Oh, that's good. That's good. That's good of you. I'm very noble. Fighting for an apartment, that's what we're doing? To take over the hoarder guy's house. My next vice president will be Eric Siska. What a great idea about how to handle the hamlet.

If he asks, I will run. I don't. I've known that for a while. So they break up, he leaves, and before she tells him what to say to Joe Beth Williams to get her, and he goes back to the police station after it's closed, like the lights are off. Sorry, come back tomorrow. Yeah, no one commits crime after aid anyway.

Shutter it. I think it's just because his home has been taken over by his mother. He has no place to drink. So he goes to work to drink and look at his girlfriend slash boss Very healthy Frame photo of your boss at your desk What the fuck?

I mean really rubbing it into the other guy He's just like this is not okay Hey buddy could you like put that in your drawer or something I guess so I just respect our lieutenant man I'm kind of surprised you all don't have a frame photo You don't have a photo with her Signed in lipstick

That's bizarre how did this get here see that right there XO XO your boss Gwen and they kind of get together because he says what does mom say they super get together

dude they are making out in this police precinct fucking curtains open in the middle of the whole office and I didn't think I'd find this as unsettling as I did Stallone is just kissing her with his eyes wide open

Mom, this is going great, man. Oh, yeah. Look, my aim's not so good these days. I've got to aim right here. I just got to make sure you don't turn into my mother real quick. I've got to keep these eyes open. And this is all because... It's happened before.

I accidentally made out with Bridget Nielsen's nose for like 30 minutes once. It's all because his mom sent like a million roses to this office. And she's like, oh, my God. But then the movie goes back to L.A. ex because mom is leaving now. And he's like, I can't have that happen. The movie's only been 68 minutes. Wait a minute.

My mom's trying to leave the movie before it's over with, man. Get back here, old lady. But she left a note that says, don't forget there's a pineapple upside down cake in the freezer. I get it. I'm not going to say the word.

But yeah, so he's running after her and it is like that scene in Crocodile Dundee when he grabs her. Right, you know? Yeah, you're totally right. I mean, yeah, it's pretty much the exact same scene almost. And, yeah, it's like, you're praying

that this was, like, modern day and someone tackles the fuck out of this guy. Yeah. Doesn't happen. They have this big heart-to-heart. He's, like, shoving people out of the way. There is one person, this poor, like, very tiny woman is pushing a huge, like,

upright base in a huge case. He body checks this girl. She goes fucking flying, man. Like, it's the Capitals versus the Rangers. It's insane. Well, there goes Yo-Yo Ma's first cello. It was nice.

Sorry, man. I'm chasing my mom romantically through the airport. No, I know. That's very important. I just love her, man. I love her. I love her so much, man.

I love my mom. What I have to have a... Did you know she was one of the golden girls? Wait, I wonder... So which golden girl is... Is it the hot one? Is it the hot golden girl? girl? Oh man, am I going to start a movie

with Blanche, man? Oh, yeah. How'd they her be my mother? It cannot be B. Arthur. She's taller than me. That's not cool. Now, that is the mother I like a bug. Wait, wait a minute. Wasn't Roger Rees in this movie? Oh, wait, we have to finish the movie.

Oh, yeah. Guns or something. Yeah, essentially. Hello, opening, closing credits. Yeah, man. If you could pull over for like 20 more minutes. Yeah, I think my mom called you and said the movie was over, man. We got a lot of stuff.

Did you know Roger Reeves was in this movie closing credits? That's ridiculous, man. It's insane to have a running to the airport thing and then continue the movie. I don't think I've seen anything like this before. It's pretty interesting. They go back to Stallone's house

where the big guy from earlier in the movie is broken in, and he gives them the information they need for the third act. But he's like, are you want the third act or quit? And they're like, well, I guess it's the other way this thing's going to end. And he handcuffs Stelgetty and this guy together because he doesn't want them to follow her. And she Gerald's games out of this fucking handcuffs, man.

I mean, not as bad. And I'm sorry to chill everyone to their boats because that scene was uncomfortable. I mean, people who have not seen Gerald's game, you're lucky. I'm just going to say that you don't know. And she's like screaming, but she's like, it kind of hurts a little bit, and I just started having flashbacks

to that movie and was throwing up. That's brutal shit in that movie. She puts a cast iron pan twice over the head of this. Estelle Getty cannot pick up a duck. A duck is too heavy for her. A cast iron pan going over, Looney Tune style, going over somebody's head is too much for me.

I'm sorry. And I accepted all the dick stuff. Oh, you did? I guess by the end of it. Well, it's like that Mr. Burns, like, I'm going to give you a threshing of a lifetime. Exactly. He instantly drops, and then she handcuffs him to, like, a wooden railing of the staircase.

That's not going to contain this beast of the man? No, but just long enough to keep him where he is, so he doesn't make it to the end of the movie because the credits are coming. Oh, that's right. Can I mail a joke to 68 seconds ago? Do it, dude. You accept all that dick stuff. That's like me sending on to a website, man.

A little button. You know that all the day, so? Yes, I do. Well, yes, I do. I've done that often. It's cookies and the dick stuff. It's good. That's exactly like a Stalgetty in this movie.

She's just cookies and dick stuff. Mostly, desserts in general, I would say. She's a master. So then we're back. No, no, not the airport and air strip. How amazing. Another location, kind of, almost. The airport had less airports in it.

That's true. I think there was just one airport. And the airstrip is, you won't believe this, in Mexico, which is just like a, and then we're in Mexico. Oh, is he? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's a whole thing about how he's saying, like, hey, they're going to do the thing in Mexico.

And I'm like, that's a quick drive you just made, man. We're going to break the sovereignty of an independent nation and fuck jurisdiction. I think that's how it's written. Where are them credits at? whatever man so he's like you know man everybody loves my movie over the top

man we have a pretty cool truck driver and shit maybe I'll just do that for the end of this movie and he like he finds this big rig out of nowhere and literally drives it into the airplane containing his mother because I think he's trying to kill her I think at this point whatever happens man it's in God's hands

man I just know I gotta stop these arms dealers because Roger he's with the mom as a hostage is trying to get out of there you should just kill Why not? Especially once you crash into it with a truck, guess what?

Your mom is fucking dead. Your mom is dead. You and your mom are dead. Oh, that'd be great. Join your fucking father, asshole. Anyway. He stops the plane and beats these dudes up with a tire iron. That's sort of something.

I guess. It's kind of the only part of the movie where you're like, oh yeah, he's like kind of an action star sometimes. Interesting. And then Estelle Getty wastes Roger Rees. Well, she doesn't, she doesn't. So, like, he's got, Roger Rees has, like, got a gun on him.

He's like, I'm going to kill you now, because I am a vague, vague villet. It would give me so much pleasure. Pleasure. Do you hear this accent? I'm clearly a villain. And she pulls out of the gun that we didn't know she had. And she shoots him in the heart. And then, like, he falls over.

He's like, oh, my shoulder, because it's a family failed. Oh, owie, owie, owie, oh. Definitely non-fatal. I would definitely not bleed out. They could take their time. The ambulance can get here in two hours. And I'm sorry, but this is where the titular line goes. Yes, exactly.

Not fucking 40 minutes into the movie. At the end, like Roger Rees is running away. And Estelle Getty pulls out. Maybe Sly gets like shot and he can't fire the gun. And he says, da, boo, my booboo, boo. And then she booed. and he fucking gets her. She could shoot him in the ass if he's running away.

Beautiful. I would love that. Yeah, you can get a good butt shot. Like a book in the movie with butt shots. I think that's good. Fuck yeah. Like lost the translation. No, no, it's just...

Yeah, you got two assholes, man. Here come the credits. You're shitting out of both holes. So we go to the airport one last time, folks. One more time. How's he paying for parking, by the way, because this is skyrocketing now? I bet you have...

as Joe Beth Williams, like, calling him, like, yeah, my boyfriend needs free parking again. This is the fourth time this week. Yeah, I know, I know. I know it's been funny. This is my last week as a police lieutenant. Don't worry about it. I'm being fired tomorrow.

And, like, everything's wrapping up. Like, Ma, it was so great to see you. I'll see you again sometime. Our relationship is totally healed. And I'm engaged to my boss, so everything worked out. Just fine. And by then, like, someone in the editing room was like, make it longer.

It's, it's, we're at 801 minute. Oh shit, man. I'm gonna have to go call Blake Lively's father, who is the guy who has a gun in this shot, who just recently passed RIP, Ernie Lively. And he, Estelle Getty is like, like, I don't know, I don't like the look of that guy.

And one thing you always want to trust is when an old person doesn't like the look of someone. Yeah, absolutely. Always a good note. Whatever the fuck they did, is like death penalty or higher always believe old people when they don't like the look of that. Exactly. You know what?

The other day I was at the grocery store and an old lady came up to me and said that I looked like a very nice young man. There you go. And you punched her in the teeth to prove her wrong? I wanted to. Like, don't talk to me. Avert your eyes. Ma'am, have you ever heard of pineapple juice?

Why do you think I'm at the market? It's just prune juice and pineapple juice with that lady. A cart full of it. You know, for the glass table. Both are gross for different reasons. So Ernie Lively, of course, Estelle Gettie,

of course Ernie Lively has a gun and draws it in this airport to run away. Just leave. And this guy's just walking around with a hand cannon of L.A.X. Yeah, so Sly goes after him finally, tackles him, and this last line. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I know. I know where I recognize him, Joey. He killed his mother. Dude, Stallone makes this like, you don't say. Right, you could do that? Wait, wait, what? You're free to go, man.

Unbelievable. Man, good luck, man, run, run. Also, really, we haven't talked about it because we've been concentrating on the shirts, IRL. But the shirts in the film, Sly is wearing some fucked up shirts in this movie, including this one

at the end of the airport where the pattern can only be described as Ninja Turtle in a food processor. It is disgusting. That does not sound awesome at all. That's what Shredder wanted to do. Yeah, I got my shirt of Dan Fleshes, man. Shredder, we need to make the Ninja Turtles into shirts.

You're always talking about turtles, too. We must mass-produce Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for all the shirts around the world. Look, it flows right out of your mouth. Teenage Mutant Ninja Shirt. How get marketing. A shuttle, oh yeah, I think I had one of those. Oh, that's a glass table joke?

Yeah, I got it. Oh, there I go. It's a shittling, yeah, shit shopping. To translate some Cisca there for a minute. Mash it together. And that is the credits finally show up. Thank God. Thank God.

They were delayed in the airport traffic. No. But that is the end of stop. Or my mom will shoot, folks. That's the end of the movie. If you can even believe it, horrible movie. We talked for way longer

than the movie runs, which wasn't hard to do. But we got to start wrapping it up here. Of course, we want to give you all a big thanks once again for coming out. It's been so awesome to see you.

Thank you, everybody. Big thanks to the DC Improv having us back. Always the greatest crew in the business. Teep generously, folks. Tip generously. It is tough times out there, folks. But before we wrap it,

let me get the hell out of here. As always, here at We Hate Movies Live, we like to end every show to see what other folks are thinking. And one of the fun ways to do that is to check in with our good friends on the website where you can find some of the greatest, most insightful,

and totally not unhinged in any way, film reviews, the internet movie databases user review section. So we got a couple here for you this evening. One out of ten stars. What? Who could give it such a low stuff?

Please. Stop. Or there will be a sequel. Oh. By Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah, whatever you do, you definitely don't want Sly to do a sequel. No, Sly. I'll definitely be in this one, yeah.

I'll be in it with you bad. This is written by Brass Knuckle Sandwich. Hell. November the 10th, 2001. Wow, right after. Someone over here just went, oh. Listen, we all needed to escape somehow. Yeah, sure.

Yeah, exactly. And so Brass Knuckle Sandwich had this to say, I'm a self-admitted lover of cheese films. Cheese films, folks. What, like mouse hunt? Yep. A lot of mouse-related content. Yeah.

What the fuck, Stuart Little? Fival goes west in an American tale. Maybe that's it. Just mouse stuff then. Yeah, just holding him up a son. In other words, I am a cinematic masochist with a threshold for celluloid pain that would give Arnold's Terminator a run for the money. But, stop or my mom will shoot is painful in a way that a shot of morphine,

a handful of codeine, and a dozen shots of whiskey cannot overcome. This guy's auditioning for Ain't It Cool News right now. Yep, totally. Maybe grass muncher 69 will read my review and hire me. Whatever the fucking dumb names those people gave themselves on their website. Speaking of The Terminator, there are very few stars whose careers could survive a beating like the one dished out by stopper, my mom will shoot,

but Stallone survived long enough to resurrect his career with Demolition Man and Cliffhanger. The rest of the cast was not so fortunate. And since then, has only been seen on milk cartons under the caption, Have you seen me? What? Wow. Has he been kidnapping the cast in his movie?

No, this is just, this dude knows how ain't it cool news writes and this is exactly what he's fucking doing. Poisons. Strange. This is in all caps too? Is that how that works? It's cap, lowercase, cap, lowercase, cap, lowercase.

It's really fucking fun to read. Imagine my disappointment in finding that this turkey managed somehow to escape the bottom 100 list despite being widely acknowledged as one of the worst attempts at comedy since Police Academy 6.

I have to interject... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that city under siege? Yes. Yeah, because Miami, Simon Miami Beach is five, right? I think so. You guys know this, right? Yes.

This, that this steaming pile rates a 3.1 makes me question whether or not online voters have been subjected to lobotomies or their minds were so severely damaged by this film that they are no longer capable of making sound decisions. Does this motherfucker know that there's movies not released in theaters?

There's like this ocean of crap that nobody could watch ever unless forced to for a podcast that makes you some money. Some money. Some money. And just enough for the shirts, really. But you gotta buy them in bulk,

so that's the problem. Next one, 10 out of 10 stars, wonderful movie. Oh, that's nice. Written November 3rd, 2019, by Ant Aquarian. Everyone's watched this movie in November. That's exciting.

Yeah, you know. I don't know why people have rated this movie so low. It's so wonderful I don't have words. Sylvester is amazing. And the tension between his mother and girlfriend is also amazing and pretty great. Estelle Getty plays the girlfriend.

Reminds me of my mother. Oh, no. Nice. Nice, dude. Nice, dude. How's that? Does it? Except mine's hotter.

Yeah, please, leave that for the Pornhub message boards or the comments section. You got a problem with those? They're really annoying to read. Been there, man. I have been there. You've been making friends.

Which with all the kissing at the front of it. Just get to it. Here's some time codes I had problems. problems with. What a wonderful, funny? Funny movie. We have one more here for you this evening. Another 10 out of 10 stars, though, so that's good.

Subject line goes both ways. Wait, what? I don't know. We should read on and find out. Written by Seth 172. February the 17th, 2006. That's how I ran in president's say myself, actually. Watching this movie, yeah. This movie is not only just exciting

because of all the action out there, but this movie is also funny because this is an action comedy film a la rush hour. A la rush hour. Interesting. The reason why so many people have a distrust for such a classic name like this film.

I think they mean actual rush hour when you're stuck in trash. Look, man, it's got to be at least more exciting than waiting in the car, man. It is not. No, I'd rather be in traffic, yeah, for sure. Some people may think of this as a murder she wrote

for a brighter, wider, and most importantly, much younger audience. Brighter. Especially the much younger part of the sentence. Stopper My Mom will shoot is, in my opinion, one of the funniest, most amusing action comedies out there. This movie is excellent when doing chores. Sitting down or just plain bored.

This movie's great when I'm not watching it. This movie is just genius. We've been We Hey Movies from New York City. Thank you very much. Thanks so much for coming out, D.C. It's been awesome to see you all again. We will see you next time. Bye-bye.

You know, I'm going to be able to be. That was a HeadGum podcast.