We Hate Movies - S12: WHM Mail Bag: Rolling in Mud at School, Watching "Sleepers" with Grandma, Vomiting On Your Girlfriend, and More!

Episode Date: April 7, 2022

On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters from folks who accidentally watched Sleepers with their grandmother, vomited on their girlfriend on an amusement park ride, got stuck talking with a Swedish granny shagger at a party, and more! PLUS: They answer some Qs from the audience and give their opinion about the Oscar ceremony, including who got Farina'd, The Slap, and much more!  If you have questions for the guys or want your weird stories read on the air, write into the WHM Mail Bag: [e-mail]!  Catch the guys later this month when they play Boston, D.C., and Philly! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgum podcast. What is going on one and all? Welcome to W.H.M. Mailbag live for this, the 29th of March, the year of our Lord, 2022. My name is Andrew Jupin, and I'm about to be joined by three sexy letter readers. Let's bring him on in here. You know him, you love him. He's incredibly blonde. It's Eric Siska. Hey, yeah, it's getting blonder, I think. Yeah, that's the, that's the white wisp talking. Also stupid.

Like one of the ladies from movies. What? Well, you know, it's like a trope, right? Oh, sure. Yeah. I'm a fun, dumb blonde. Got it. You're also wearing a World Inferno t-shirt like that. Yeah. Let's bring in our next sexy letter reader. You know him. You love him. He has glasses. This is Stephen Sadek. Keep my cat's name out your motherfucking mouth.

sorry I was making fun of Anton earlier today yeah you keep it out of your fucking mouth oh my God and last but not least he still looks like he's somewhere making an ISIS video Chris Cabin there he is

hello he's got the journalist right under underneath the desk you got and you got the machete now don't you for what exactly for the ISIS video you're making of course yes of course I do yeah usually you want to show the journalist that's usually part of the whole thing

you don't want to get underneath anything I mean I don't know what I don't know what you're doing you're molesting some look I'm just I don't want to take advice from amateur you know terrorist video makers you know I'm a professional you don't have to go and be telling me my business here he's a perfect he just said he's a professional terrorist I am it does it's like the the thing is the three I mean like we all have

you know we're all just in our own apartments it's all nice and houses some people have houses it's the three flags that seem very militant is the thing. And I know that they're not flags, but they look like it. But you would like to imagine them. Yeah. I understand.

Okay. Yeah. That is a to-ro flag. It would be quite an interesting terrorist video. Honestly, those people, they're the biggest terrorist. You'd be the sweetest little terrorist, dude. You'd turn into a cuddly little terrorist bus. By those people, do you mean large?

cats, Eric, or children that hang out with them? Young men and women obsessed with anime. They tend to probably lead the school shooting Olympics there. It's true. They all have notes that refer to Totero and Kiki's delivery service. A fun Ghibli movie might be the littlest terrorist. I think that's the name of the one that he's coming out of retirement to make it. And then like Will Arnett has to do like,

the dubbing and is like, well, I don't know what's going on with this littleist terrorist. Wow, that sounds good. I'd watch that on video maybe. Since Steve, you brought it up with your introduction. I just want to quickly say, you don't have to have an opinion on the Will Smith Chris Rock thing, right? Like people, Twitter has been broken for two, for days of just people going on and on about this shit. It's like, I don't give a fuck.

I don't think it's been broken. I think it's been doing exactly what Twitter does. does. This was just an event that turned it into hyperdrive. It's wild, man. So it just has been going at an extra speed for about now, what, 48, maybe even 76 hours. Eric,

have you considered that possibly what if Chris Rock were Betty White and maybe Bill Smith was a level 12 magician? He could have turned into a pile of sand. How did you feel about that? They kept making it better because I would love to see

Betty White just be bodied, you the woman is newly dead yeah if he had done it at her funeral that'd have been really something they should dig her up kick her around the stage there should be more unadulterated violence at a word show it's fine to have any opinion you want but also like we all got to relax folks it'd be cool to relax yeah you know how i sometimes relax you guys sitting back with a drink, you know, reading some letters that the good folks who listen to this show write into us.

But real quick, from the news desk have been handed this right here. This breaking news. This is breaking news. The president has been told about our tour, which is very exciting. Can't wait. Can't wait.

We're going to, we're going to laugh in Boston, aren't we? Yes, we are, Mr. President. Escape plan, the 2013 motion picture will be talking about it at Laugh, Boston on April 24th, 2022. I feel like that movie is kind of like the PCU guys thesis coming together for us, like Arnold, Sly, in the same movie. Is Batista in that, or does he sneak his way into the sequels? Ooh, I saw this. I don't remember. I think he has, if he's in this, he has a very small role.

that sounds right. I saw it in the theater and I couldn't tell you, but I think he's definitely in those sequels. Yes, he leads the sequels with Stallone. So I still haven't seen it. I'll be watching it like the day before I go on stage. Oh, it's one of those, um, I've seen it. I think I was one Chris Cabin confection away from melting into your couch watching. Oh, that's always a possibility. Yeah, dude, Steve, I think, uh, you may want to check your track record. Whatever the Hackman-Kane movie is in PCU, though. I have to imagine it's better than this movie.

This movie is so stupid. You imagine so much like more visceral anger from a movie about an actual escape from prison. But it's more like, yeah, we got that done. Good. Yeah, good. Let's go to the next one. Yes, we succeeded again. Yes.

They're talking about the scenes they're filming. But Eric, I think two days, not two days later, it will be in Washington, D.C. That's right. On April 26th, 2022, we'll be at the DC Improv talking what, talking what? Stop on my mouth. Why didn't we all do that in Arnold?

I mean, I make that. Literally. Literally all three of us, though, did an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression in place of Sliced alone. I kind of love it. Hey, better movie. And speaking of maybe not a better movie, April 27th in Philadelphia. We're talking Rocky 5 at the punchline, Philly.

These tickets are on sale now and going fast. You can find them at WHMpodcast.com. And there's like VIP meet and greet. You can meet this awesome prowler t-shirt I'm wearing. You can meet the shirt. You can meet the shirt. And now you have to bring it. Remember, Steve, you have to bring it out.

You have to make sure. Yes. And those who are joining us in audio only, ooh, big mistake. Because Steve was just showing off his t-shirt. You can see that t-shirt on YouTube.com slash we hate movies. Well, you know what we're going to do, actually.

We're going to bring that t-shirt on tour and we're going to have like a little mannequin set up. And the t-shirt is just going to get to live on the mannequin, you see, because everyone's going to come for the t-shirt. Oh, yes. He's going to be performing in a different show shirt. But the t-shirt, that gets its own thing. That'll be at the meeting great.

It will have its own little section. Could the t-shirt sign my shirt, please? You want the t-shirt to fucker? now that I'd like to see so those are the dates gang I have a feeling let's see we had somebody ask something that I wanted to

tease a little bit here I say this every time but like the chat man everything just flies so fast in the chat here we go someone has this question and I think I'll just say stay tuned just might be possible mother

might be happening might be happening. There might be new cities, ladies and gentlemen, new cities coming in some time. I don't know. I don't know. We're going to build some cities. The store has so many cities.

Oh, do we want to get to some letters, by the way? Yeah, instead I'm going to talk about regime change in Russia. Wait, did I just cause an enormous gap? We're going to invade, laugh, Boston. look, I didn't say we were going to push the button on the change. I just said it's probably a good idea. I was talking

to me and my good buddy, Pepperidge Farm cookie. My old childhood friend. You know that like whatever is Handler was just like the last thing, please do not say that you want a regime change in Russia. Got it, man. Let's fucking do it.

Let's make a fucking speech. I saw him at a press conference and people were asking, like, if he wants to correct that because like his his administration was walking it back and he's like no i don't care what putin thinks i was like okay this is great i like this now i when i said i want a i want regime change that's that's just happens to me my favorite at the driving song it's it's just a really good tune and they you know they were going to get back together but then betto you know he kind of fucked that thing up i'll be honest with you he fucked the whole thing up he's like bones

McCoy now. A little bit. Just a little bit. Letters. The folks here, these are mailbag enthusiasts in the chat here in YouTube and Twitch. We're seeing all your comments. We know your mailbag enthusiasts,

and we're going to give you one. Eric Siska, do you want to take it away? Sure. I haven't read this yet. It looks very enticing. I like the subject line. Grandma's favorite movie about New York

boys. This is an old lady off a rocker watching a porno movie. Oh, I love those newsies, those sexy little newsies.

Wait a minute, what are those newsies doing to one another? Isn't it so cute what the West Side Story boys do to one another? Just the gang and fighting in the alley

and in the Salt factories. They're telling each other headlines. They suck each other's dick saying what news is. By the way, so that bit was an old woman accidentally watching gay pornography? I think so. Just to try to clear that out. That's where it ended up.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Fair enough. Now, if you're a jet, that means you're at top. And if you're a shark, oh, you'll be a bottom. Oh, yeah. Out of the ocean.

Cones. I should call him for no reason, just to make sure they could do something for my neighbors. Hey guys, first time, long time. My grandma was a crotchety New Yorker who loved two things in her movies. New York City, baby, and precocious young kids. Loving precocious young kids in movies, this lady's fucking crazy. I think that's like terminal granny brain when you're just like, oh, I've run out. out of grandchildren.

Maybe there's new ones in this magic box. Yeah, you always want to be Richard Attenborough in Jurassic Park, except for poor, essentially. You just want to have the little too precocious kids around you all the time. I wish that dude was poor, man. Then we could have avoided all this problem with the fucking dinosaurs. It couldn't happen. It was just been the stupid flea circus.

When I was a kid, I used to spend the night over at her place, and we'd stay up late watching whatever movies were on TV. stay away from channel 314 I hate that Beverly Hills cop he's so disrespectful to his captain it just angers me whenever I see it turn it off that Edith Murphy

you know that is the exact situation in why I've never seen the Eddie Murphy film Metro we were at the video store one time and a family friend was babysitting and, you know, she's a much older woman, sort of like a, you know, third grandmother kind of figure to me. We're renting tapes at the store, and I'm like, oh, cool, Metro. It's Eddie Murphy, like, playing a cop again,

but it's not Beverly Hills Cup. So that's interesting. And I'm like, here we go. Like, this is what I'm going to grant. And she looks at it. And this was, it wasn't like a blockbuster or anything. So, like, the tape, like, whole, the whole case had the poster on it. So you knew what it was.

And she looks at it. And she was like, Eddie Murphy. Oh, no, the pornography language that this. I just would not let me rent pornography language dirty mouth you know what you know who said this guy's a bad guy

Bill Cosby he gave him a talking to and he said that he's a bad guy so we're not renting this okay to be fair you listen to those Eddie Murphy albums now that's some pornography language I can't fuck with so maybe grandma was right

yeah not so great man wow anyway once when I was just making sure I'm at the right spot I don't want to lose the thread for the audience who's enrapped in this story

once when I was about 11 years old she told me there was a movie she really liked and she wanted me to see about young boys in New York Barry Levinson's sleepers oh my God I was generally okay with watching whatever and I was excited to see an R-rated movie

uncut on a premium movie channel little than I know. That is an R-rated movie. Dude, R and a half. I would rate that Kevin Bacon, R. Put that as a specific kind of R, the Kevin Bacon R.

What do you want? I blow God. Oh, man. Those Lusies are talking to each other again. That line haunts me to this day. A blow job. The way he fucking says it, man. It's just burned in my brain.

I can't believe this granny. I got to go back to that one. It's been forever. I think college maybe I watched it. You'll get a bad, bad Brad Pitt, New York accent. Oh, right. I forgot he's one of the adults. Because it's one of those things where like everybody was cast,

like we want this movie, anyone to see this movie. So let's get Brad Pitt in there. She's like, oh, hey, I'm from New York talking over here. What's worse, though, Steve, his New York accent or that Irish accent? It's the Irish accent. Yeah, he's a lepericon in that movie. It's Harrison Ford and a leprechaun solving mystery. We got to the child prison sodomy scene, and I got pretty upset.

I protested. I didn't want to watch it anymore. My grandmother half death and almost completely. blind, squinting at the TV through a magnifying glass, started shouting at me, what the hell's wrong with you? I can't hear the movie over

your whining. He's probably trying to give that young man some candy in that closet. So why don't you shut your mouth? Back in my day, we did candy rectally and it was fine. You're whining. I mean, like,

extreme grandma. Yeah. Go on. I'm sorry. I'm pretty shot. She likely didn't hear or see the scene that set me off. Then she shouted, you ruined the movie. I don't know what's going on now. She then stormed off to bed. I stayed up to watch Cartoon Network, a little too haunted to sleep. Have any of you experienced enforced disturbing viewing at the hands of a relative. Similarly, the day before I went to camp for the first time, I had to switch a page.

My dad showed me full metal jacket and then told me, you're going to be pile at camp. Your father is a piece of work. You hear me? Did you hear me? You're going to kill yourself at camp. That's what's going to happen. Beat you with soap tonight.

Bold prediction, the grandmother of Sleeper's fame is the mother of the dad. I think that's how the lineage works. Because it's just like, oh, this is how we do it in our family. Better toughen up. I think that's pretty funny in retrospect, but also what the fuck. Thanks for all the spoofs, goofs, and laughs over the years. Your sharp wit makes the shitty job bearable Robert. And there's a PS here.

Chris, should I read the PS? Yeah, go right ahead. P.S. I've been living in London for the past 20 years. Every shot of quote unquote New York and Marky Marks in Infinite, London, London, London, absolutely incredible. Wow. How about that? I could have sworn Vancouver, but I believe you.

They have a good skyline there, that London. They have a really nice one. Someone cut around like the big, you know. There's that egg thing, right? Exactly. But you have to cut around it just so because they have to believe it's New York. So you can't show the egg. And they have the egg building because they like breakfast there a lot, right? Yes, dude.

They crack it up from the top every morning and eat the yolk from up and time. They pour some beans on it. Yes. They love beans. Someone's got another real bad one. This is exactly why you fucking like, if you are planning to ever watch movies with a relative, you got to read up on this movie. Oh, yeah.

Look at this. Oh, man. hey so David comment again what happened when she kicked the dildo up the guy's ass David says that he once watched the OG girl with the dragon tattoo with his mother

and yeah that's we know where that goes thank you for translating for the audio only's out there Steve so there was a question here somewhere right oh have you ever watched like a very as an old relative elderly or otherwise ever forced you

to watch something disturbing I think it was mostly the other way around I was like I really want to see this I got that one time I watched Dead Alive with my grandmother

and it's not like she wanted it on yes but then I eventually turned it off due to update from David you guys she sighed heavily

oh man I'm glad you're still alive to tell the tale not going to turn it off or anything but just going to sigh here well that's the thing it's that's the move I think and I mean look it's all the what are you watching this and stuff but it's really like you got to power through the awkward scene and by power I mean just like tighten up and just we're all gonna get through it the thing is is my memory like I was forced to watch stuff that was just like incredibly boring like I watched more people's court than I ever need to because my grandmother really liked it she really really liked it so whatever time it was on and I was over at their

house for some reason, I would sit down with my grandmother and have to watch it with her and she would do commentary over whether she thought the judge made a good decision or not. It's pretty normal. Yeah, but like it was excruciating. I don't know how people actually watch that stuff.

You know, I, it's kind of funny like with the passage of time now being an adult, this isn't a thing anymore and I wish I should have like appreciated it while it was happening. But like, I remember, like, sitting at home, and my dad just endlessly watching, like, Westerns on TCM. And me just being like, Jesus Christ, another caravan?

Where's this one going? And, like, now in retrospect, it's like, he was probably watching all of these classic movies that, like, would have been advantageous for me to watch. But I was a little turd kid, you see. Yeah. Is Jimmy Stewart in charge of this one or Rudolph Mate? What, who's, who's doing it this time, Pops? there was i mean uh it's not a huge story but like towards and i i think this comes with age is sort of a couple christmas ago before the pandemic i was kind of crashing at my sister's place

when my mom was there and it was just me my mother and my wife uh just sitting up watching dirty dancing and i and we had the wine we had the wine going and this is like really doing it up being 35 plus just just making abortion jokes with your mother And, like, just trading them back and forth. It was a really special moment. It was a special moment for everybody involved. It sounds like it, dude. Did Jerry Orbach help her out, too?

I don't believe so. I think it was more about the movie, the context of the film. Okay. Not like, oh, I remember when you didn't have an older brother. Not like that. When classic stage actor, Jerry Orbach came to my stage. do you say that you want to take the next one this seems like it might be up your alley let's see uh the mud mishap i don't like where this is going hey guys love the show i'm a patreon member and i've been burning through your catalog

by the way catalog is going great we've got some cool stuff coming up on the patreon right we've got just this week a harry potterman terry coming out is it tomorrow or is it the next day is it what the hell's today tuesday it's coming out uh thursday Thursday. I'm very excited about the Harry Pottermentary. Yeah, there it is. There it is to show you as well. Look at that. Yes. I can love it. Done, of course, by a good friend, Philippe Sobrero.

It's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stonementary, ladies and gentlemen. And yes, they say that they're about 90% through everything. Now you're going to be less so because you're going to get caught behind on this commentary that's going to drop. And I'm writing

in because I was listening to a mailbag episode and I heard Stephen talking about how he lost his Venom doll to a kid at school. It's an action figure, sir, just to be totally clear. Oh, yeah. Play with dolls. Man, no.

It's an action figure. You know, it gets into fucking fights and it's like a dude man. It's not a doll. Just calm down. It could be called an action doll. That's fine. We'll call it an action doll split the difference.

That's what I call my dildo. Oh, let there be carnage. On my older vagina. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and all the, you know. Break me in half, Woody Heraldson. Oh, man, I watched that movie, but I don't believe I didn't.

Yeah. I don't really recall it. Stinky city. But that actually figured sucked shit because it was one of those. It had like a plug in the back so you could put venom through it kind of a thing. Oh, dumb. it was like this big action figure but like there's a big fat

plug in the back where you could put crap through to make it sticky. Anyway so he became the the action figure became sticky yes that was the goal is to be a sticky action figure really you think a kid would just be able to do that on his own dude you drop that on

one carpet that thing is garbage uh one day I was in the first grade I'm 37 now uh I went out to reset it had been recently raining in the, oh wow, they were getting a real mood going here. And the playing around the shit, set it it, set it. It's like a Michael man

movie, the streets are slick. There's light jazz in the background. And the playground equipment was all wet, not suitable for playing on. Now, I was a slightly chubby kid. Now, I swear I'm not reading this. This isn't my story. I was a slightly chubby kid.

And I just got bored enough to wander around near the nearest baseball day. I was wearing non-lace-up boots at the time. As you might suspect, my boots got stuck in the mud, and I tried to walk, my foot came out of the boot. Oh, that sucks. Uh-oh.

As I stood there on one leg, trying to, stood there on one leg, trying to pull one boot out of the mud. I perhaps inevitably fell over and got covered in mud. Oh, fuck. Am I watching the newsies again? That story Alfred tells In that first 89 Batman movie

He's covered in mud Like an old sack of potatoes Are you going By the way, Master Bruce Is this woman drunk enough to go home Oh no, you're going to have Full on sex with her Great

Here's a diet coke Hey Vicky Vale Did my embarrassing story About young Master Bruce Get you nice and hot and bothered That surely was the attention, madam? Yes, he was a very chubby child, you see. And he was trying to take his muddy boot out of the hole.

Now you understand, I'm practically his grandfather, but I do work for him, you see. Well, she's been wetting up, Master Bruce, I'll take my leave. Oh, he did indeed like the candies too. Oh, Master Bruce, you're here again. I got back up and put my boot back on and went back to wandering around the playground area. until it was time to go inside but I got inside the school I was given detention

I was given an attention slip because the principal had seen me rolling around in the mud this fucking idiot school administrator what a fucking moron I tried to stay in my case but to no avail and then that fat fuck principal sent me to detention I was furious if I was him I'd walk my fat ass

into oncoming traffic do you remember that in Billy Madison yes are you talking about the principal or the child in this case. Well, in, in the, well, I'm talking about the principal. In Billy Madison, there's the notes, the children are passing the notes back and forth. And it's like this huge dark thing about how the guy should kill himself. Oh, that's right. This just reminded me of it. And this is a movie show. So I'm discussing film.

Many years later, I found out from my father that the principal had talked to him about the incident while a little while after it had happened and told my dad, commas folks, they're super important, had told my dad. that when he saw me fall over and struggle to get my boot back on in the mud, he laughed his ass off. This had raised me more, and to this day, I hate that fat man. Do you have any stories about misunderstandings that got you into trouble for in and out of school?

Thanks for the awesome work. Hope to attend one of your live shows. Thanks for all that you do, Bob from Nebraska. Now, is Nebraska close to Boston folks? Oh, yeah, that's a good question. As the crow flies, man. Because we're going to be in Boston on April 24th at the last at Laugh Boston talking to be the escape plan.

Then we're going to be at Washington, D.C., April 26th and Philadelphia, April 27th. You know what? The truth is it's drivable, you know? Let's look at words here. It's a drivable length to get from Nebraska to Boston. You can do it. And come to all the shows. You would.

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Well, I mean, I think if you're coming from Nebraska, though, like geographically, D.C. is probably your best bet. Or just buy tickets and don't show up. That's okay, too. Yeah, also. Well, we don't want that. Where's the fucking rush we get from entertaining the masses? I know. But if you're, you know, a super fan in Nebraska might buy 20 tickets to a live show. That's what I'm thinking. The question is, do you, do any of you have stories of misunderstandings the guy you trouble for, they got you in trouble for in any. or out of school. My question to you, sir, is how much time you got, Bob from Nebraska? I remember one thing that sprung to mine. It's a quick story.

It's not really that interesting or amusing. But I struggled at math, if you would believe it. No. And I had this one teacher. And during class, like when he was handing back homework or whatever,

and I got a terrible grade. And I was like, I pointed out to one of the problems. and I was like, I'm really having trouble like figuring this one out. Could you help me? And he pulled it up and he looks and turns to the rest of the class. He's like, it's the easiest one. Oh.

And just walks away. It does not explain it to me. That is horrible. And that's where it ended? Nothing. He didn't help you? Yeah. No, I only would able, if I could pick it up in a lecture, he would not, he would not.

Eric, you should have punched that, man. I'm going to say it right now. You should have gone after. He was old, too. very old. You're going to put him down. It would have been like Will Smith punching Betty White.

It would have been amazing. I'm not sure if I ever told this one, but me and some buddies were speaking of principles. And I had a thing, I had a sort of a rivalry with this latest principal who was named Doctor.

And I won't say his last name. Evil. But he was like a Doctor of Music. So that's bullshit, right? Can we call him Dr. Jazz, dude? Doctor of music? Okay.

what do you use you smoked more weed than me I think it's my boy and like I would make fun of this guy all the time because he had a he had a mole on us at a big red mole and teachers allowed me to do this because I was in my like little stinker phase and I had to ever leave that phase

he's working on it a large he's trying real hard I've been leaving I've been leaving little stinkers now I'm a huge stinker see. But it was this like puppet thing that I had that would talk whenever he would do like announcements and stuff. And like teachers

were into this because they hated his guts too. Oh man. But and I don't know if this is why he said it because he went ape shit on me one time. Me and like four or five of my friends were tasked with moving like really heavy metal chairs around for some auditorium for some speech

was going to be given later in the day. We're in eighth grade. We're like the oldest kids. You know, so that's what we did. And we move them all around and we move. And we leave. And I mean, like, we are in a hallway. A very heavy door is closed. And the second I walk and I'm like 10 yards away from this very closed, very heavy door. And I say, no tip, cheap bastard. And I mean, when this. Bastard, bastard. Bastard, absolutely.

And this guy fucking got, he heard it somehow, glows through the door. And I mean, there's like classes going on everywhere. If you ever speak to anyone of my staff ever on game! And like, and I'm just like, yeah, of course, yeah. Dude, I just, again, the door was closed. He shouldn't have been able to hear it.

Ladies and gentlemen, wow. Catholic magic, you know. Catholic magic, indeed. I think he's just at the place wired, dude. Well, also, you know right then and there, that guy's a terrible tipper, too. You don't, you don't get set off like that just for nothing like that. He probably heard it on like a nearby toilet cam he put in. Picked up on my toilet cam, Pete.

Just hearing something off of a toilet cam that you installed to look at little kids and then be like how dare you if you ever listen to my toilet cams oh my god anybody else a misunderstanding to end and out of school

I mean not a misunderstanding but there is there was this one time where this substitute teacher God bless her she was really trying you know and it was a real like she lost control

of this class almost immediately, like really bad. And everybody was acting up and it was totally nuts. And I was kind of just like sitting there, not, I swear, like not participating. And she gives like this, she loses it. And she gives this whole thing about like, you know, the disrespect that's going on here. Everybody has to sit down and meet. She does this like huge, huge speech screaming at the top of her lungs.

And everybody sits down. and she goes, now that's better. And she sits down and like just slams into this chair so that like her fists hit the desk while she sat down. And a stacked thing of textbooks tipped over and like a bunch fell onto the floor. And the room was dead silent except for me who started laughing uproariously.

And she just goes, get the hell out of it. hair. And that was literally the only time I got detention in high school. I love how theatrical these teachers. Oh, totally. Oh, man. So, okay, I should tell my story. So I was, I think

it must have been my freshman year and it was English class and we were reading Romeo and Juliet and we're getting to the point where Shakespeare is pretty subtle about it, but Romeo and Juliet are having sex, you see. Nice. And she asked,

like it's not very clear into text clearly and of course the guys near me are she's like so what do we think that they're taught he's talking about here and of course the guys are like they're fucking and like I got friends near me who are just joking the hell off so wait he's like

wait he's like they're fucking he said that in class I didn't I didn't go to public school is that allowed or are you allowed to say they're fucking depends on the teacher I guess I'm getting to it I'm getting to it so this that happened happens. Another guy says something

not quite as like they're getting it on or something to that effect. Not as like fucking. Yeah. And then me, I'm feeling a little confident. I'm feeling a little jazz. I go like this very open. Oh no. Now for folks with audio only, Chris Cabin just

illustrated where he made one of his hands into a hole, which I would, that's Juliet, I presume. Yeah, and then Romeo is his other finger. The other finger, yes. Yeah. We're going to go through this like the Zabruder film frame by frame.

Yeah. William Shakespeare didn't have strap-ons because you do the S look like an F back in the day. Oh, right. Strap on. Strap on. He probably had some wooden dildies. Oh, for sure. I don't know what the pronunciation on them were or anything.

But anyway. Both back then. So I get. She's like, Christopher, we're going to have to talk after this. Oh, what is that the one? Someone said they're fucking. So I go out after this is happening. And it's our lunch period.

And she's like, you understand that that was a very inappropriate, you know, the thing to do in class. And like, I don't know if I was just feeling bold that day. I'm like, yeah, but Mike said fuck him. She's like, it doesn't matter what. Michael did. And she made it, she was like, Michael's a bad kid. You know what he's doing. He's already a lost cause. I was like, I was like, I will fuck this person. And like, every time she's like, but do you understand why it's wrong? I'm like, it, I was like, but it doesn't really matter because Mike did that, you know, Steve said something back there. And then she's like,

you know what, Chris? I don't want to see you in class for the rest of the week. Wow. Rest of the week. What is that? Is that a suspension? Is that like, what do you do she specifically not go into her class i had her class two more times that week and i was not to be in her class so did you go to a study hall put your head down on the desk that's what she she gave me a stuff i had to go to the principal and they're like go to the go to the hall did you put your head down on the desk i know i didn't have to do that we weren't that they weren't that draconian but yeah that's my story um wasn't really misunderstanding we all understood each other right right i was just being bad

I was just being pissed on because Mike said fucking. Oh, well, you excel that language that day. Quickly to your point, Andrew. No, to you point, Eric, I had a teacher who, and I've said this before, but I always love it because he's a teacher, made fun of me in front of the whole class because I had like, you know, I had braces and it was a big thing and like couldn't enunciate quite as well as everybody else. You'd call me Mr. Marbles because I also had a stuttering thing. that dude went to jail for trying to have sex

to the 16 year old girl and I'm just so thrilled that guy's life was ruined this is this is not the pathmark guy you talked about recently this is another criminal at your school

at least two in my high school at least two Catholic school man yeah life was ruined probably also a pathmark customer let's be honest here and he made fun of the other

to be to be clear he made fun of the art teacher guy because he was gay and because he was like trying to have sex with male students not not 10 years later he's trying to aOL chat some some 16 year old girl I guess that quote unquote better no your life was ruined do you remember any of his gay jokes he was tossing around no it was just something about he did like a hand stuff if you know oh yeah really yeah what a fucking I mean, fucking throw them in with the hellfish bonanza. I don't want to see them. Not surprisingly, he was the wrestling coach and he was a piece of wrestling coaches. I think they kind of have to be, unless the one listening to this. You're a good one. You're the good one.

I'll take the next one here. Okay. Return to the Age Gap Love Files. Oh, I love this. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Hey, gang. I was recently re-listening to your Tarzan the ape-man episode.

So you're the one. I don't even remember doing that. Oh, yeah. Dude, I think that, I don't know, correct me from wrong, the chat, but I think that one has the horny history podcast as well. I believe so. Bo Derek is the lady, I think, yes. Yes. Well, I'll

tell you this. It's a soft little movie with nothing going on in it. This person says, and your bit on age gap lovers reminded me of a story that might be a fun mailbag read. Well, I think we'll be the judge of that. All right.

Oh, this looks... You know what? It's already getting an F for me. Oh, shit. All right. Sorry. It was the after party for my sister's college graduation

with members of our family and her roommate's family celebrating the small dorm space to avoid the torrential downpour outside. You know what? Then it's just canceled. Everybody go home. Go to a pizza hut.

Go to a domino's. There's always going to be a pizza hut. Yep. Domino's dining rooms Just hang out Just hang on the lobby I mean it's got to be better than I mean at least there's pizza there

Yeah I think those drivers Those Domino's drivers are probably got interesting stories Chris is right though At the end of the day At least there's pizza there Think it through

We had met her roommate's parents before And we're friendly enough with them To hear stories of the roommate's Grandmother Mimi who we were meeting for the first time that night to her daughter's dismay Mimi had recently been partnered with Ingmar

a Swedish man who was at least 30 years her junior way to go Mimi that's awesome her young paramour seemed to be a walking Scandinavian stereotype as well I don't know what that is well

who had taken his girlfriend's family to a romantic lunch at IKEA is that what Scandinavian do? Scandinavian stereotype. I think they wear Hugo Boss. Well, like, eating at IKEA's got to be like,

I don't know, like subway over there. You get the Swedish meatball thing, you know. Okay. You think they just call them meatballs over there? I don't know. You know,

it's the little differences. Blah, blah, blah. The worst thing about Mimi and Ingmar was that I knew I'd eventually be told to talk with Ingmar. I had traveled to Sweden a few years earlier, so we had the mutual experience of visiting the Arlonda Airport.

I heard the damning sentence. Oh, she's been to Sweden from my mother, who waved me over to speak with the awkward Swede. Like, come on, Mom. And then immediately the first thing at Ingmar is like, you know, in my country, they're actually

called a meatball royale. while Ingmar seemed happy to have someone to talk to he also was less than impressed that my journey to Sweden was mostly spent visiting friends and apologies in advance Hargnosand

rather than touring Stockholm he tried to impress me by showing me a Pong adjacent phone game a Pong adjacent phone game that his son was working on and tried to

add me as a Facebook friend but couldn't find me. I have so many questions about what long adjacent mean. Yeah. What does that mean? We get nothing. I'm reading forward. We got nothing. But God damn.

After speaking to Ingmar, I was whisked away by Mimi. I don't know what kind of drinks we snuck into the dorms that night, but Mimi had made her way through them and was beyond having any social filter. I'll never forget what she said to me.

Your mom needs to be careful. I was confused of what, I asked. Of old women like me, your dad's a real haughty. That's awesome. She's going to fuck the dad too. Totally. I'm going to fuck your father,

you understand. Get ready. Fucked them all, of course. I squirm out of the conversation because I have no idea how I should be reacting. Nope. After the party, I told my dad about what she said and he just sheepishly reacted and said he didn't

notice her making any passes out. Did you get Mimi's phone number or anything? Do you happen to know where Mimi's hanging out today? After the party, I made my dad's fucking week is what you did. Yeah, totally. You can get Mimi's number off the

restroom wall if you're interested, actually the funny thing is I know I got a good idea where she is. They say, Mimi is no longer with us. And I have no idea what happened to Ingmar. Shit. Well, pour one out of your

dick tonight on the ground for our fallen Mimi. For Mimi. But I will never forget that awkward graduation party where an octogenarian told me that she could potentially steal my dad away from my mom. Thanks for the laps. And Elise from Philly. Oh,

man so that swedish guy was a was a geyser pleaser huh yeah dude totally dude that guy must have made away with all of mimi's money that's for sure absolutely yeah that's why good for him mimi was buried in like a totally like a faceless pine box the aARP swindler if mimi was smart she would have gotten it so that ingmar was buried with her that's like truly royal thing to do if you have your young lover buried with you. I don't believe we have a second season of age gap glovers, but I'd really kind of love one, right? I would like to go back and just sort of see with them.

Those fucking perverts in Great Britain? Well, you know, you know what I think would be good, Steve, is not necessarily a season two per se, but a check-in. Oh, man, the check-in's, you're driving to the graveyard. It's been a decade. Has it really been that long since that show is? I don't know. But I want to know what new person

the young person is fucking. You know what new old person? That's true. Yeah. What geyser are they pleasing this one? Call the show new old person. I mean, yeah, you can't have enough content. Just bring some, just

basic, have it set it at the graveyard. Do the work early. Just have it there to begin with. You don't go off go far. Oh my God. Wow. So I think now that we're coming up to what our last letter. Last letter.

I think that means someone's going to have to tell the good folks at home about the tour. Oh, do you don't say, Eric? Yeah, Chris, Chris, why don't you take that away? I will do just that, Eric. On April 24th,

we are going to be at Laugh Boston talking about a movie that I don't remember called Escape Plan that stars Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger. On April 26th, we are going to be at what is the name of the place? That's DC Improv.

And we are going to be doing stop or my mom will shoot another film. I do not remember at all. But this one, star Silvestra's own and the late Stelgetty or she's been dead for you. Well, pour one out of your dick tonight. Another dick poor for Estelle Getty. April 27th, we will be at the punchline Philly where you can pour your dicks out while we watch or talk about Rocky Five. It's going to be, yes, again, April 27th for a minute tickets at where WHM podcast.com.

That's right. If you want to do it. Right or hit that tour tab. And we promise to be filthier. Even more so. More so. More tick pores. Many more dick pores.

This we're holding back in a big way. Oh, some of us are. All right, Chris Cabin. Finish the evening. We got one more. All right. Last one. Ride the zipper. Uh-oh. Hello, gang. Oh, this is the one that I need a picture for at some point, Eric.

I got it. You're sorry. I'm at the ready. Hello, gang. Upon listen to January's animation damnation episode, Lil Ellen, which by way, we're sorry, it's a kids show. Man, they're all kids shows. No, but we got fooled by that one, though. That's a baby, baby, baby show. Yeah. Stephen asked if anyone ever yacked at an amusement park.

So this is your fault, Steve. I'm just putting this one. Sure. I was suddenly reminded of a horrific memory I have from high school. During my teenage summers, I would have high school football practice, but for two weeks in August. Yeah, the double sessions. That was fucking torture.

Right before the school year started, there were hell weeks. Yep. This is where we had two practices per day from 7 a.m. until 3 p.m. One especially hot day, I threw up twice at practice. been there definitely have done that is that i guess is that just normal like you always do it like everybody does it at some point what throw up throw up if you're playing sports have you never thrown up before cruz as a while during sports no it's not like super common but when you're in like the dead hot especially of like a muggy ass upstate new york yeah well sure august you know

it's just brutal and i just one day yeah it is it's exactly like this person is saying it was like 7 a.m. you got fucking started. You did two practice sessions with like a break time in between. And I just wasn't hydrating well one day. Just totally fucking vomited in the second session. Like after probably probably a big lunch

like bigger than would be recommended for practicing football all day. And that's the reason you never be athletic kids ever. Serve me well. That night, my girlfriend at the time and I went to the amusement park at Clifton Field. We had a fun time with friends and ate some overpriced shitty nachos and

funnel cake. I know where this is going. Immediately after eating, my girlfriend wanted to ride the biggest ride in the park, the zipper. A ferris wheel-like contraption that would seal two people in a metal coffin and spin the individual cage back and forth as the entire oblong death trap would go forward and backwards. Kind of looks like a cheque. chainsaw from afar. There's a picture attached. You're ready for this. They sent a photo. Now, folks listening on audio, you're going to want to go to

YouTube.com slash we hate movies to see this. No way. It's a big long thing with a bunch of like baskets around. Wow. These baskets are filled with people. This guy takes photos for shutterstock.com. I don't believe that he does. Oh, he just found the photo of the ride.

Yeah, yes. I think God. Yeah. No. I, I, just looking at that, I recognize what those baskets do. Absolutely not. Absolutely. They go, they go roundy round? Yeah, they go like flip faster and then the whole entire contraption is slowly rotating. Yeah, it's fucking brutal. Why do that when you can get just blackout drunk until your brain is doing that?

Yes. High school. Well, I mean, I guess illegally you can do it, but yes. Yeah. Not so easily. Unrelated, but one of my favorite, someone drunk stories is in college. Me and my buddy

Jack were walking home from working at the radio station, the college radio station that night. And Steve was just wandering through the parking lot. He's like, they're after me. Or there's people behind me.

They're after me. I was like, oh, have a good night, Steve. Is that it? That's the whole thing. No, then what was crazy was Eric looked to our friend and he goes, you see that dude? That guy's a fucking legend.

Yeah, pretty much. You were not, there was no taking you down at that moment. I couldn't stop whatever you were up to. I had a thing in college where I would get very drunk and pretty much blackout drunk and then just go walking and like, he would just be one of those like, oh,

who left the door open? Steve got out. Yes. It was, It was like a, it was like a Batman thing. You'd be like, well, that'd be pretty weird if Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, oh, and he's and I was already gone. And yeah, that's, those adventures were never good. So it was a good night for it that night. It was very crisp.

It was nice, nice night for a drunk walk. Yeah. You always shook my tracers too. Every time. Right off. We went on and within five seconds of the ride starting, I felt an all too familiar in my stomach. I opened my shirt to try to contain my barf.

So barfing into the shirt. It's like, yeah, like, it sounds a good idea. Also, though, I love, but the detail, though, of, uh, I opened my shirt. So this person is wearing a button down shirt on a ride where they are slowly, or I guess, quickly unbuttoning a date, dude, he's trying to try to, trying to look good. Bruttle. This is brutal. I don't think it's going to work out.

I really don't think so. It's really rough. I open my shirt to try to contain my barf to myself, but with the rides spinning up and down, left and right, up time, down at tile. The puke went everywhere and all over my girlfriend, too. My shirt was ruined. Least of your problems.

Everyone in the vicinity was laughing at us, except our friends. She broke up with me the next day. Of course she did. There's no coming back. There's just, there ain't no coming back. You know what? This is a real deal.

We ate movies mailbag. We've got fucking vomit stories. We used to always get these. I love these. We need some shit ones for next time. Just for a video's sake. That is my good friend, David Patrick Kelly from the Crow. When he's about to die and Brendan,

Brendan Lee snaps up into his car. And he goes, they right no coming back. There ain't no coming back. There ain't no coming back. And he goes right in through it. That's you vomiting on your girlfriend at a ride. Yep. That's how that works.

There ain't no coming back. Yeah, you're going to have to just find someone else. That's what happened that night. That's what the crow is flashing back to is the night. He barked on his girlfriend. They didn't really do anything. They were just really rude. And then he barked on his girlfriend.

He's the vomit night, my new favorite holiday. Yeah, he wasn't. constantly hung up on when he was murdered. No, there was that time he threw up on his girlfriend. He buried himself afterwards. He could not get over it. That

concludes by yakking at the amusement park story. I just wanted to thank you guys for being a silver lining during this pandemic. Keep up the great work. Dan from Philly. Philly. Dan, hopefully we'll see you in Philly when we're

there on the 27th. right yes there's some tickets available for you dan if you go to w hm podcast.com now we'll be at the punchline philly great little venue we're going to have a lot of fun talking rocky five do you want to do a couple minutes just answered some cues yes people that totally ask some questions in the meantime you're going to want to come to washington dc on april 26th to see that podcast that live show on stop or my mom will shoot at the DC Improv and of course April 24th in Boston, Massachusetts

with Escape Plan 2013 at Laugh, Boston. It's funny out of all those three movies, escape plan might be the least well-known? Yeah, relevant. Maybe, yeah. But it's a new to it.

But it has five sequels or whatever the fuck. Maybe I'm wrong. It spawned a franchise. okay here's one keeping on the thing of these fucking crazy amusement park rides would we prefer to vomit on the Gravitron or the zipper? Now the Gravitron's the one

where you spin you stick to the wall right? Right but you're communal so you'll be vomiting on everyone on the ride but this zipper looks like it's you could just maybe get some vomit splashing into your chamber yeah your little basket I'd rather vomit on a stranger than my girlfriend that's for sure.

You might get it too, though. Yeah, she'll get it too. Yeah, yeah. There's no escape. Yeah. Here's the thing. I feel like amusement park rides like that

are pre-nacho situations. Yeah. So like that dude he should have tapped out or they should have eaten later. You know what I mean? Well, yeah,

nachos. I mean, even if I had good nachos, I think I would be vomiting in that little thing. Notchos always sounds fun, but folks, you're going to want to wait till you're married for three years at mid-a-month- sure. This is not enough bread in the

scenario, like a cheeseburger at the very least like there's almost an even amount of bread to cheese and meat ratio. Notchos, it's just, it's all over the place. Here we go. 2020 movie yet to come out that we're most looking forward to.

Oh, I think Steve, you got the answer for this. It's Morbius, baby. Michael Morbius. I really think it's going to be really specifically not so good. You know, it's funny. I have no feeling for what the rest of this movie year is going to be. Aside from the Morbius movie, that's kind of, I've always been assuming like the day after I see Morbius, I'll die.

Yeah. Oh, good. Because that's what we're supposed to record the episode. I will say one. well okay so I'll say two July 22nd is the new Jordan Peel Nope yes yes

So I'm looking forward to that And I think it's October 7th Of this year Because Steve you were talking about Like garbage Spider-Man things I'll mention a good Spider-Man thing Like the sequel to Spider-Verse is coming

Oh cool It's called like a cross the Spider-verse part one or something. I fucking love that first movie, man. The animation's so incredible. Yeah. Let's see if they stick that landing on the sequel or not. I would really like them too. The Northman comes out very soon. I'm looking forward to that.

Oh, yes. That's, yeah. Wes Anderson's supposed to have another movie ready to go by... Oh, is that real? Wow. Yeah, Asteroid City is supposed to be out by Christmas. They wanted to be, at least. Oh, interesting. But, and I also just read that Cronenberg just finished editing his new movie. and it's supposed to be a can

so hopefully if that's out by the end of the year crimes of the future or whatever it's called it's him and Vigo again right yes indeed he has in it too I like that along the lines of 2022 movies maybe we should reference this for just a minute because we've been getting a ton of asks

about an on screen that's not going to happen but what did everyone think of the Batman I loved it I mean, it very, actually, very well might be our 2022 WLM in January. It's probably possible. It's in, it's definitely in pole position. It's great. I think it's a little too long, but it's not, there's nothing I would,

there's no like one sequence I would take away from it. I'd like it just to be a little less than. I would cut like a minute out of every scene. Exactly. I think that's kind of where I think it's a great movie, but it is pretty long. I felt the runtime, but I did enjoy it. Um, I truly, truly, uh, enjoyed it. I've seen it twice in theaters. I have zero problem with the length. Like I, I, I just appreciated that world that Matt Reeves builds like so much that I could totally sit in. It's the exact speed of Batman that I like reading. Uh, and, you know, it also gave me a lot of vibes of animated series. Like, he's a fucking detective in this movie. And it's like a crime. I don't know. It's just like, It felt like a Batman movie made it specifically for me.

It's good. That's my general feeling is it's good. I love the opening where he's like just like watching people with binoculars going. Because this is what I do during the week. From that very chair too. Two things I really love because we've had a total slog of them recently, which is like trailer with a really cool song and it that you know, see in the movie.

This, the trailer had the Nirvana Something in the Way song, and that's like thematic for the movie. They play it twice, and it means something in the beginning. It means something very different at the end. It's really cool to have that not just be a marketing ploy and actually matter. Secondarily, I will say,

because it's making the rounds this week, that deleted Joker scene, thank God that was deleted, because it ain't good. I mean, Barry Cogan could be very good as a Joker, but that's just, it's just like, almost like an improv scene, like, all right, you're, let's do Manned Hunter for five minutes.

Okay, go. And it's like, it's almost exactly beat for beat manhunter and like, no thank you. But that's like, I kind of see like, I'm glad he cut it out for sure. I didn't want, I wouldn't want any more of that in it. I think actually Barry Kogan at the end of the movie as it is works really well. It's really chilling. And like, I'm glad that. But why he did it, it's because that's the scene they always wanted to do with Ledger. That was what they always talked about doing with.

Ledger was that he was going to do a Hannibal Lecter in Man, literally he said Hannibal Lecter and Manhunter's scene where Batman goes to see him and asks him, what do you think of this guy? I got to tell you. Yeah. I really liked it. All right. It was cool. But

here's the thing, but here's the thing. It definitely should not have been in the movie. Yeah. I completely agree with that because this movie. Take a break from the Joker. I'm so tired of it. It puts it on a level, though, where it's telling you like, he's not the most important thing

in this universe because like they don't do you don't see him getting captured it's never going to be a focal point of this world which I think is kind of interesting you know like they'll do whatever with him but the part of it I did like you know is

where he says like it's something about like you know deep down like you don't want to solve this because you agree with him. You agree with what he's doing because you feel that those guys deserved it and like

Batman stops and it's kind of you can totally see Pattinson being like fuck he's kind of right you know what I mean? It's a pretty cool moment. That's fair. I just wish it was Mr. Freeze or something. We shall see. You never know. Let's see.

Maybe like one or two more. Yeah, sure. This one I guess maybe directed right at Chris Cabin. How surprised were we by this year's Farinas? Actually, I mean, I'll be honest, I was having a hard time focusing because of what it just

happened. I was just kind of like on buzz. I was just like, all right, focus. Betty White almost got Farina on stage. Oh, wait, Chris Rock. I forgot. It's not a frail 90-year-old woman or whatever fucking deranged shit going on on Twitter. The thing is, the fucking Memorium segment was horrible. Like

awful. You couldn't see the fucking names. You couldn't see them. There was all this fucking shit happening in front of it. Norm and Sagitt both got Farina. Yeah, absolutely. Yep. But that's a big one.

One last thing with the Will Smith thing. Whatever you think about it, the move should have been, and I mean, think about the shittiest rowdiest bar you've ever been in. Right. Somebody slaps someone else. get asked to leave. Like that's the easiest thing in the world to do. Yeah. Yeah. He should have been, like, he shouldn't lose his Oscar. He just should have been asked to leave

right immediately. He doesn't do any press. He doesn't give his speech. And that's it. And that's like punishment. And it solves everything. But the Academy bungled the shit at it. What's ironic about it too is he won the Oscar for getting his ass kicked in that movie King Richard. I don't know if you guys saw it. He gets fucking, he gets he gets he gets beat up. He gets thrown to the ground. He gets beat up several times I thought it was I thought it was marketing for the movie or something All right

So along those lines This is the last question of the evening Someone asks The worst non-slap Related moment from the Academy Awards Oh it's tough I full disclosure I didn't see the Oscars Oh right yeah

I wasn't being snotty we just had You were a little snotty You were a little snotty To be fair No we just so have and have tickets and I was kind of actually thrilled to not watch it, but that's where I'm at. Okay, here's...

I also don't own a television. I don't know if you guys... Oh, my God. He lives inside of a book as well. God damn. What a life. No, I have a lot of television. Anyone else? I always hated that don't own her television I know. It's a fuck you, dude.

Those people are perverts. Put your head in an oven. So, what was I? Oh, so the fucking Godfather thing. That was absolutely pointless. One hundred and 15% pointless. And also like I guess because it was

you know the only guy who was available but like you're honoring the 50th anniversary of the godfather. Robert De Niro had no business being there and neither he or Pacino said anything. It was the dumbest fucking thing. And it's like

I couldn't see Denzel Washington give Samuel L. Jackson a fucking Academy Award because that jerk off shit had to happen. Come on. Yeah. Also, like, you couldn't see that because we had to have we had to have sports fellas

tell us that James Bond is cool. Dude, the Bond thing, what are we doing with the Bond? I couldn't see Elaine May because someone had to remind me that James Bond exists. Also, the opening of the Oscars felt like the opening of SNL or something. It's just showing all the celebrities that are coming

up. It was, it was an awful ceremony. It was really bad. I think that's kind of the, my whole thing. Like, the immemoreum would be my pick because I thought it was just a disaster. It was just not directed well. It wasn't staged well. They literally, they fucked up everything they could fuck up, which is almost impressive in a way.

But like, like, it was just a whole thing. There was no sense of ceremony. It was like, you, you, you waited to the last minute to pick three hosts. Regina Hall was working her fucking ass off. Yeah. And, like, I, I, I, Amy Schumer was like, just whatever. like I kind of just was annoyed most of the time. Wanda Sykes was fine

Wanda Sykes was fine but like Wanda Sachs should have just hosted the thing because she's earned it I don't know why there had to be three people there shouldn't have been three people there should have been just one person and that would have been great but it's just like nobody wanted to make it I feel like there was so many decisions that just were not made

so they were just like let's get all the people we were thinking of again to host it and therefore we don't have to make any decisions do you think that they accidentally just offered it to all three them at the same time and they all enthusiastically were like yes and then they were like oh that's a best case scenario honestly

oh all right folks well that's going to wrap it up for this edition of the we hate movies mailbag thanks for tuning in whether live right now or in audio form later catch us on tour we got some dates in late April WHM podcast dot com click on that tour tab for all that

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