We Hate Movies - S13 Ep631: Nothing But Trouble

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

On the season 13 premiere of We Hate Movies, the chicken comes home to roost as the guys are, thanks to Chris’s VHS Trailer Game victory, forced to talk about the colossal, Dan Aykroyd-directed failure, Nothing But Trouble! Why is it just the two shots with the dick nose? Why did WB let Danny take the helm instead of cancelling the project outright? And what is going on with the giant babies? PLUS: The exciting reveal of Chris Cabin’s VHS Trailer Game victory Cameo!  Nothing But Trouble stars Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, Valri Bromfield, Taylor Negron, Bertila Damas, Daniel Baldwin, Peter Aykroyd, and Brian Doyle-Murray; directed by Dan Aykroyd. Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on the program, get your barf bags and umbrellas out because we're talking about Dan Aykroyd's nothing but trouble. I'm Andrew Jupin. I've lost. I've also lost. I'm Eric Siskin. You're correct. Chris Cabin. And this is the season 13 premiere of We Hate Movies. Hello, always. And that's right. We're back from the beach. We got a bunch of funny sunburns. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. The straps are showing on my shoulders. I just don't like that. The funniest sunburn a person can have. And I've seen this only once a dude, big heavy guy that he used to live in my building. Yeah. Had an enormous lobstersque sunburn. But he was obviously wearing bigger sunglasses than he was

currently wearing at the time. So he had like big white, you know what I mean? Like raccoon shit and like tiny little sunglasses underneath. That's awesome. That fucking rule. He's wearing like Morpheus sunglasses. He kind of was. Like he saw like one of those like test bombs going off and they just flash fried. We hope you all had a nice little summer vacation or you know at least got to take some time away. Oh no yeah. Please. Ease yourself. It's tough times right now. Absolutely. It is. So tough in fact that we're talking about nothing but trouble from 1991 written and directed and starring and produced directed by damn acroyd passion project of the man's

Jesus Christ I forgot all of that like I knew he was it I didn't know that he wrote it I've like steered clear of this movie for 20 some odd years yeah and I was like oh wow this is like a whole deal acroyd joint they should make a legacy sequel where there's like a little kid from stranger things in it you know does he have any bastard children could they come over to direct it because those are the only people who would be allowed to direct it. We'll have to check the Toronto suburbs and I'm sure they're chock full of the illegitimate acroids. By the way, speaking of Toronto, we'll be there on October 27th, if you're doing a show in Toronto. I want to let people know.

Saw four. Saw four. Yeah. And then Denver on November 14th, November 15th, Salt Lake City and November 17th, Phoenix, Arizona. I just want to let the people know WHMpodcast.com hit that tour tab. Eric is doing what I was doing last night, which I was imagining I was somewhere else.

That's kind of, you know what I mean? You just need to like kind of curl up as this movie is unfurling and you're like, what if I was in beautiful Toronto? Toronto. That would be so much further away

from the hellscape of New Jersey's Vulcanvania. Well, you know what? I'm not so cruel. We can take a moment here to maybe talk about how I won. sure let's uh yeah there's not enough uh patent on your back there you're gonna start it out you haven't i'll be honest with you ericsiska i haven't received one pat from you not one

you want a pat oh my god i would like one right should i get oh man i wish i got to detach this micrula let me see if we could pick it up no just hit them really hard oh there it's good you know that that gave me some livelihood it wasn't just a nice you know that was some energy to that's gonna feel like a sunburn half hard thank you yet again hard just like me Eric is doing what I wanted to do last night, which is hit Chris Cabin. This is amazing. Eric is just living out all my dreams.

So we're going to play. I, as part of me winning, we, winning the VHS trailer game. Of course, season 12th VHS trailer game created and distributed by Steven Sadek, suffered by Steven Sadek. Oh, copyright Stephen Sadek Incorporated. Did you mail it to yourself?

What is this? Okay, so for folks that don't know, it might be new listeners. Screenplay rules. There's nothing but troubleheads trying to listen and they're just like, what are we even talking about? Sure. There was a quiz game show,

a quiz show-esque game show. Yes. And Chris has won two years in a row now. Guessing movie trailers. I have indeed. Your mother proud? Very much so. She wants to hear this episode.

She's very excited. Does your mom know that you've won the VHS trailer game twice now? She knows that the VHS trailer game exists. Okay. Does she know that you selected nothing but trouble? probably not did she watch this with you growing up

oh absolutely I put her through this absolutely yeah she I mean she was an acroyd head oh she really liked acroyd so and she also like Chevy Chase I mean she was an S&L you know person she liked all that

right so she was in on this so Chris won the prize that he got last year which is which is always the prize which you win a cameo by the celebrity of your choice last year we had Ernie Hudson I don't know who he has this year

So we got that. And in addition, because he won two years in a row, he now has nothing but trouble, which is his own episode that he got to program, mostly despite everyone in this room. I don't know what the cherry on top will be for season 13. But he's going to win it. A luxury car, possibly we're talking about it. Yeah, they're doing nothing crazy. Well, you know, like the Mary Kaye Cosmetics Company has like the pink Cadillac, you know. Yeah, okay.

Maybe there's like a matchbox version. Yeah. I was going to say it's like, no, dude, why we can do a little better than that? I think you get like a nice beat-up shitbox lemon car from a country that doesn't exist anymore. I think you on your yard. Hey, we get to do Clint Eastwood's pink Cadillac.

Oh, there you know. We've never seen it. It's not so good. Is that a rom-com? No, it's a detective story, I believe. And my blood is boiling. My pink blood is boiling. Oh, well, now I've turned my tune.

I'm going to marry the. car. But so Chris, you should introduce who our cameo is you're, let me just play it, right? Let me be clear you will, I should say a few things. One, you'll know who it is. Okay.

That's not going to be a problem. Do they say their name to introduce themselves or like, you will recognize the voice? Recognize the voice. So they're not professional, you're saying, okay. I don't, I don't remember it fully, but I don't think they say their name. Maybe they do. But more importantly, something about Cameo, they ask you,

and something you should know about this specifically. This is not an ad. Not an ad at all. They give you 200, what they call 250 words to describe what you're supposed to tell this person to do. What they actually asked is characters. Oh, that's a huge difference. So there's almost. So you send them a tweet.

Yeah, exactly. Like you almost nothing you could tell these people. I paid a little bit extra just to get 400 characters. Oh, that's how they shake you down. That's how they shake you down big time. So I did that. Now, be clear. This will happen at the beginning of this clip.

I want to make it very clear. Okay. I wrote, and I remember because of how many characters I had, I very clearly wrote the name of our show. Okay. So, yeah, we ate movies, this podcast. You told them that. That was absolutely.

This is lost in translation. You will see why I'm saying this in a little bit. And second of all, he did not shoot it very well, but I am a believer that you should let the artist work, let them cook, let them do what they want. You know, you can't ask them to do it again. I was not going to do that. I want his vision.

On cameo, you can take them, you can have them take a mulling. That's a make-good. Oh, absolutely. Wow. You know, but then there's probably some cameo review board, whether or not you'd be in cameo red tape right now Chris Cameron if you did that I I I didn't go with a big boy like Robert England which who asks for like $500 wow wow the audacity but I mean it's it's quite a lot but hey you know what I went with a good one someone we know and please enjoy Andrew Eric and Steve Eric Roberts here you looked on your Instagram for your podcast help us out guys We need to find you. This sounds awesome, fun.

Chris, congratulations on your win. Thank you, Eric Roberts. The J.S. trailer games. Andrew, congrats to you, too. I mean, it's second place, but you're cool with that, right? Yes, Eric Roberts. Game not going to unrig itself. You've got to stay rig for two years.

Steve, what up with the obscure clues, dude? What exactly are you trying to improve? You guys are all amazing. You've got your signatures on everything you do. Invite me. I want to be part. Peace out. Stay cool.

Well, absolutely. Eric Roberts, you have an open seat on this podcast. Whenever you like, sir. Just don't listen to anyone that, any of your own movies. Well, that's a good news.

We put those all behind a paywall on the once in a lifetime on Patreon. Eric Roberts, they're going to spend 10 bucks. Yeah, no, it's like, oh, hey, Eric Roberts, you want to come on,

talk about that time you were an inherent vice. The Pope of Greenwich Village. Come on, baby. A little bit of a large role. The Dark Night featuring Eric Robert. What do you think about the three seats you were in, Mr. Yeah, he can just sit there while we're talking about fucking Batman's Come or whatever.

He's just there talking about how he was cut out of every scene. Almost that one. Nope. Out. Actually, I was supposed to be on the side. This one, too. If Chris just moved the camera a little bit to the right, I was right there. I was right next to the burning money.

It smelled awful. Eric, if you're listening, this is an endearing impression. We love you. We love all your movies, especially best of the best, too. Runaway train, sir, just absolutely wonderful work. So like working with John Voight, that's the real question. Probably not great. You know what? I got to say, he brought it.

You know what I mean? Absolutely. He just kind of like, he was riffing. He was zigging and zagging. I actually believe that he wants to listen to our podcast, which he absolutely does not want to do. That's a great after. Exactly. It's a fantastic actor. Well, I don't know, man. He's got so much time

on the set of all those Lifetime movies. He's listening to a lot of podcasts. Maybe. Well, he's always got to be mentally preparing for the next Lifetime movie, too. Remember, he is a professional, and he does want to take the time. Well, well done, Chris. You've done it once again. Thank you. Excellent cameo

curation. Thank you. It's absolutely not rigged. Season 13 will be coming up sometime this month, and it won't be rigged. So finally, okay, now I might have a chance. this is finally year three we decided to go unrigged we're just going to take the hook off there now anyone can win

anything we can to not talk about nothing but trouble I know my way here I was thinking about I was doing an improv practice years and years ago and I started the scene doing it bad I think it was like a bad German accent and then like it's just a practice and so I wasn't really and I was like three lines that I'm like

this isn't working and I just stopped the accent and my coach at the time where I blew Anthony Atalmanick stopped me and he's like hey if you make a shit sandwich you have to eat it that that is a very fitting to this that I had to watch nothing with trouble but also be that's kind of what this movie is like it's a shit sandwich with Dan Aykroyd man like come on everybody let's go eat it and then like everyone's like shit do I have to I absolutely agree with you and I would say that the major problem with it as we're going to talk about is that it's not a sloppy enough shit sandwich. I need it to be a little slot.

I don't need these nice, like, the perfectly coiled like dog turds. You want to see those peanuts. You need those peanuts and corns. And dude, I need to forget peanuts and corn. Dude, I need a fucking cascade, a tidal wave of diarrhea. A real fucking TGI Friday's mudslide kind of thing. The shining elevator. Yeah, but with the shit.

I mean, this movie is kind of pretty vulgar. it's not in a language sense, but in the sense of how disgusting, it's grimy, it's disgusting. Yes. But yes, they cut out some extra grime and violence to make it PG-13. The way, it, I don't

know how this came to him, but the idea is essentially let's make Texas Chainsaw Massacre to a Hollywood comedy. Yes. Yeah. That is the general, like almost like a traditional, like almost like a Kerry Grant old

Like, the beginning is very, like, stagey in that way. The first 20 minutes of this movie, I would argue, aren't really that bad. I was surprised Eric wasn't, like, absolutely over the moon that this thing starts with this guy crooning the good life with the Twin Towers. Yes, that guy, by the way, is Ray Charles. I had the same thing. What doesn't sound like Ray Charles? It doesn't sound like him.

It's very, like, whatever. Really? I just, like, early 90s, like, contemporary poppy jazz nonsense. Did he re-record it? I have no idea. It's right Charles is singing the tune. So what's the history with this movie? I've seen this movie probably 30 times.

Wow. Because it was on HBO non-stop in the 90s. I hated this movie growing up and I watched it like 20 times. You know what I mean? I didn't like it. My older brother would put it on, I think, to annoy me. I didn't like it. It was just on.

I'm like, well, it would be like between whatever is on. I guess I'm watching nothing but trouble again. A movie I loathe. I have, I guess the thing was, I mean, at least hooked me the first time was, I mean, I was also into Ackroyd and Chase from the S&L years, but also it was the first rap song I liked.

Oh, really? Digital Underground with Tupac, like, this was like the same song, the same old song, something like that. I was like, oh, that's good. I was like, oh, hey, hey, I like rap. One of the best parts in the movie, to be honest. Yeah, but just because you like that digital

underground song doesn't mean you watch nothing but trouble 30 times. But if it's on all the time and it's that, versus C-SPAN or whatever. This is the pre-streaming thing that younger audiences might not understand. We couldn't just be like, oh, yes, I'm going to watch all of Godar today

because I have a criteria channel. No, no, no. We had to just watch nothing but trouble. We were held hostage by HBO and these movie channels, D&D and DBS. Well, it's interesting you're saying HBO because I caught this a lot, not 20 or 30 times, maybe 10, 15 on Comedy Central.

because often this was like an afternoon movie if I had stuck around like that block of like good SNL and like kids in the hall episodes and then they would like go into a movie like the movie that would be on before the Daily Show came on and that movie a lot of the time

was nothing but trouble I don't I don't get it I mean like it's it's kind of funny like one Akroyd did direct this we wrote directed it he did not want to direct it at all He went to Landis said no Landis was like no A murderer said no

Too close to home Yeah Yeah yeah I already did the bone stripper On my last film Sorry Right Can I get can I kill Chevy Chase Oh interesting

Check I'm gonna do a helicopter scene at night He's got a mouse trap thing Going throughout the thing Oh that would be cool I mean that would make This movie has so many fucking traps In that house

It's like it's like jigsaw Now Chevy make sure you hit your mark It's very important that you hit your mark because something's going to hit you. Hughes said no, John Hughes said no. He said no. Ritman said no. I think Reitman was like, I

just spent 1988 making fucking Ghostbusters too with Dan Aykroyd. I am not going to be doing that again. Yeah, these are also terrible choices for what this movie is. Right. All right. Well, hang on a second, though. So I'll throw this the other way back in your face. Who's a good director to make this movie? A very obvious

choice here is Toby Huber. Right. Or get Dennis Hopper. Yeah, honestly. I mean, but then you would have to, if this was an R-rated movie where you were seeing blood and guts going all over the place, but the casting was like, we're putting a bunch of comedy people in it. That's kind of an interesting thing. For sure. You know, seeing John Candy go through a fucking meat grinder or something, like whatever. There you go. Cameron Crow. I think Tim Burton could have done something here. You know what I mean? Obviously, Beetlejuces is an inspiration here in terms of like just the wacky tone and stuff like that and like comedy horror. more on the comedy side, but like, without, this movie needs a director. And this movie does not have one and it's an enormous problem.

Yes. Yeah. I mean, I feel like Dan Akrod's probably taken a lot of shit over the years for this movie. He knows it's not good. Yes. Apparently there's like some, there was a new Blu-ray at some point. He does a commentary for it. And he's like, you know, it didn't work.

He does the old, it didn't work at the time, but people come up to me and tell me they like it now. And I'm like, I bet you can count on two. hands the amount of time someone has told Dan Aykroyd they like that movie. Here's something though. In 2010 Dan Akrode is interviewed for New Hampshire Magazine when asked. New Hampshire Magazine. Yeah. What the fuck? A part of me, Mr. Aykroyd,

Mark Stallona, New Hampshire Magazine. If you had any regrets, he said, well, the movie I directed, I wish it had done better because I know it is a serviceable a good serviceable comedy. It was called nothing but trouble. It just got hit by the Gulf War. What? And then a Jewish

a Robert's comedy and a Jody Foster movie in the same marketplace and we were dead. People want to watch it on DVD and they tell me they like. It's 91 so I think he's talking about Silence of the Lamb. The Gulf War? He's trying to say that people are... He's claiming it as on Storm and Norma. People would rather watch that grainy scud missile footage

from Golf War I than to go to the movie leader. We like to watch the bombing of Kuwait over going to the movies to see nothing but trouble. They were right to. It's a better use of your time. Although I will say a pretty good couple of explosions in this movie. Sure, sure. Opened eighth at the box office.

I love the opening this like helicopter shot of New York City. Yeah. It's just a suite that you purchase, right? You're like, can I get the editorial suite of whatever of New York at night? Thank you so much. And I guess in the update from Texas Chainsaw, which obviously inspiration in those movies, it's not so much, well, I guess number two, they dabble in. But the yupp, like the whole yuppie angle, like once you leave, that beautiful Manhattan we get to see, you're going to be eviscerated by fucking hellbillies.

Well, that's, I think it has the cartoonish nature of the second one. The second one is way more cartoony. And part two, there's definitely yuppies versus like the first movie. Those kids aren't yuppies. Those kids driving the car and all that. Yeah, and they drive up alongside them and they're hitting the car. They're like college kids. And, you know, they are in the first one.

or whatever. But yeah, here we have the fully established like super yuppies of he's so, he's so rich, I guess he's like dabbling. It's always like the stock guy. There's always been a stock guy. Well, he's a person who's, as this will come up, he's a person who is into banking

but is not just a banker. I'm a financial and a publisher. A financial publisher. I don't even know what the fuck that means. Because he makes like a very fucking quaint homegrown Chevy Chase's own financial times

basically. Because he's giving that out at the beginning of the movie. He's like, oh, did you take my newsletter and Peter Ackroyd, the doorman is like, oh, thanks for the stock tip. My wife is, you know, loves it. Peter Ackroyd doing this Irish accent for no reason. And also, I thought for a second. Story by credit, too. Oh, yeah, definitely

story by credit. I thought, looked at him really quickly and I was like, oh, because it's Chevy Chase. He doesn't he kind of look like the kid from Caddyshack? Do you do drugs, Danny? Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. What is that guy's name? I think it's lost to

Michael Keith. No, it's lost to the sands of time. Someone doesn't watch Law and Order on this channel. Speaking of, I mean, the helicopter shot looks like they were like, hey, we've seen that Law and Order show. Do you have the rest of footage you use from that intro? Because we could take that. We could run with it, baby.

I mean, that's literally what B-roll is. You just pay for it. And, you know, if your crew ain't getting it themselves, you pay for it. there's probably a lot of... In the city of Van Convenia, stop sign crimes are considered especially heinous.

These are their stories. Dung-dung. It couldn't be a dung-dung. It would have to be a fucking... Court is now in session. Hula, hula, hula, Hula, pula. Oh, my God.

Oh, God. Also, I mean, Dean Kandi shooting this. Yeah. My God. Normally, I always... I, to this day, I will do the hey, Dean Kandi gag out loud. I did it when Steve and I saw the thing a couple weeks ago.

I was like, hey, Dean Gundy, in the theater. This time, that came up, and I was like, hey, Dean Condy. What's up, man? Were you feeling okay? I would love to know the story behind it because it doesn't even look that good. No, no, no, not at all. I mean, because, again, Akron does no idea where to put the camera, how to move it, how to create any tone.

Like, you don't even like, it is, I mean, I do think this movie would be a little bit better if the gore was in there because it desperately needs it. You're right, because it's like Texas chainsaw, too, where it's still funny, but you have those scary elements, and it kind of all works somehow and here nothing works. But there's no tone to you. The horror would help. It would be ketchup on a disgusting hot dog or mustard on a hot dog, depending on you're like. A little bit of ketchup and mustard.

But it would be, you know, something to dress it with, but it wouldn't be enough. Well, that's the thing, right? Is a lot of times, you know, things in horror movies are forgivable, like bad direction-wise and whatnot, because you are looking at gore. and it's scary so you're you're it's easier to miss how bad a horror movie can be sometimes you know obviously all the time but this is like there's fucking nothing there's no directorial flare to this there's no cinematographical there's no blood you get skeleton people strips their skeletons and you have no blood you're stupid you show me a daniel baldwin death and it's not wet i mean come on it better be

fucking sloppy also i love the logic here too it's like oh yeah we better not give nothing but trouble in our rating, it's really going to hurt its box office. It's like, what are you doing? This movie was supposed to release on Christmas, and then they pushed it out to Valentine's. Well, that, that I would be like, okay, so it's a troll. Like, that's like the only thing that would have made

sense is to open this thing on fucking Christmas Day. It wasn't Halloween? It was Christmas Day originally. They swapped it to a different movie once they saw the cut of this. But could you imagine taking your family on Christmas? I guess this is because it's

candy it's fucking Chevy Chase Demi Moore was hot at the time. The logic is like what was that that Sherlock and Watson released on Christmas Day it's hey it's comedy from two names you know and it also well sometimes that does work like that Sherlock Holmes Guy Ritchie movie

came out on Christmas and it's like that makes sense because it's like oh here's a movie that you know different kinds of audiences can enjoy yeah four quadrant yeah put it out at the holidays and everybody can go after you open presents or if you don't do Christmas you got a movie totally fine for a fucking

you know Sherlock Holmes legendary character action movieish whatever but this like pseudo horror nonsense like a horror comedy opening wide Christmas day it just does not make sense and by the way it should point out all these fucking dumb considerations that were made

let's not forget this is a Warner Brothers movie so of the proud tradition of fucking it up Warner Brothers who was at the same time dealing with the bonfire of the vanities disaster at the very that is just that that's like the end of twister

when the two storms are coming together and the super shit thing happens it's a real shame they couldn't shelve this for a tax break oh man they would have this I mean the accountant let this movie down oh no no no no just oh it's done excellent now I just shelve it

tax break yes don't tell Dan this one's probably so bad though that if they didn't release it they'd probably to pay more taxes for some reason. This is what you owe. They get audited and they watch the movie, the IRS agents and suddenly up the fee. We're always watching you.

So anyway, this does, it starts with him coming into his building. Chevy Chase playing Chris Thorne. He bumps into Demi Moore, who has glasses on. And this is a weird thing.

He immediately is like, oh, she's It's Demi Moore in 1991. She's looking great. In about five minutes, they do the glasses off gag kind of. Oh, really? Where he's like, oh, hello. Because like he's like, so they meet. There is a swapping of a file.

Right. He's holding a file that has something about this landfill deal. And she's the lawyer on that account or she's dating the guy or she's dating the guys. Or kind of both. It's also super vague. Right. It's very vague. and she takes the file out of his hands,

pushes into his hands an espresso machine and a bag of dog shit. Which is what this movie is. Also, yes. I mean, also, this is, Andrew was saying, you were saying, there are little laugh moments in this. Here and there, there's a couple.

It's not a cohesive laughing experience, but that thing with the elevator when she steps out and it's a good Chevy Chase physical comedy trying to hold everything. And yeah, he says, thanks for the espresso machine and the bag of shit

and it's that good Chevy Chase like the first part and then the second part delivery like very good she's got this haircut that's like

the dog person in the Paula Abdul video like it's just like really or even like the or even the dog person the dog dude and the fall I think it's a cat

person it's a cat person I apologize I apologize I apologize cat person speaking of Akriter is reminding me

of Lady Zool or what a gozer whatever her name is. Goza the Gozerian. Yeah. So it was working for me. It's working for everybody. Damn me more.

Yeah. My lord. Goes to the Garcerian? By the state of New York City and the county of New York City, you have to wear this skimpy outfit and wear this jacket. Ngang, yung. Dude. Eat this hot dog.

It is fucking wild. I mean, so like, yeah, this short skirt that she's wearing through pretty much the entire movie, you know, this movie's a weird, like the beginning, it's one night. and then most of the movie is an entire day into a night and then again the end of the movie is like a tiny little other day longest night ever. Yeah, I mean

so most of it is them in the same costumes or whatever and she's just wearing this like cocktail dress that's very skimpy in the bosom and in the fucking leg department and this poor woman, they are having her fault tits down ass up a thousand different ways. Let's do it again? Yeah, total. Aye, aye, yeah, yeah. Take 47.

What I read today which chills me to my bone is that Acroyd because the makeup performance was so strenuous he had to get in and out and stuff he would just actually direct in the outfits

for the most of the most So could you imagine taking directions from this shit baby Hi fire me fire me please I don't want to be here anymore like he's just like all right

the emotion of the scene what you want to do is to make sure that you're terrified and you're wearing a debt and that's another reason Sorry, you're wearing a diaper. Another reason why you can't direct after sitting in a makeup chair for four hours.

Exactly. He's going to be worn down. Do you think anywhere there exists a set photo of him dressed up in the Bobo costume? And he's doing like the two hand, like the gun fingers to make the frame with your hands. Like, so it's got out here. When you're going in close on my fucking fake fupo I have on here. That's, again, I think that's what Dean Cudney's problem was. He's like, I usually like to talk to the director.

I couldn't. I could do it. Dan, I got it. And how ugly these costumes are. He probably closed his eyes when he filmed the film. Hey, Hey, Dean, why are you on the phone with your accountant again? Hey, what's going on here?

Shouldn't we get this shot going? It's just these. I mean, this movie is one of those, like, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. Yes. And it happens like three or four times where I was like, holy shit, this movie just leveled up. Because I mean, that's a good thing for a movie like this.

Almost, right? Well, it's not like lingering on anything. It's moving forward pretty regular. which I do like. It helps pacing quite a lot. But like it's special like I don't even like this beginning because it is just kind of like let's just set up the car. Oh, I agree. Yeah.

It's just like this like this whole scene is like Demi Moore is dating and representing this guy named like Schultz or something like that. Doesn't even matter. Suns or something that. She wants to see him. He's out in Atlantic City. Chevy Chase knows him and is willing to

give her a ride because she's Demi Moore. Yes. And That's what the setup is. They're going out to Atlantic City with their Brazilianaire, by the way. Way to go, dude. Excellent portmanteau for a rich Brazilian. So Chevy Chase is like their financial advisor to Taylor Negron and

I forget the actress's name. He's a sister. Yes. Rinalda is the sister. I forget the actresses name. It's Bertilla Damos as Rinalda. And of course, you know, they're dialed up to 11. Taylor Negrod, by the way, playing Faustus. Fausto. That's pretty great.

Which kind of works. I'm kind of having fun with these characters. He and her are fucking great in this movie. Yeah. They're dialed up to 11. It's beautiful. But like what I was saying about the thing is like it's very stupid. Like this shows how incompetent this is.

Is that like Chevy Chase is attracted to Demi Moore. It's very clear. And then he comes out to get the car the next day. And he's hung over. And he's like, you know what? Not doing it. Right. And then she.

comes out without the glasses on and he's like you know what never mind yeah I like I actually like that joke it's kind of funny I mean I'm not about the glasses but it is just sort of like I'm so hangover I can't do this like whoa whoa boner attack and I mean like it's 1991 what are you going to do

sure I do kind of like this Chevy Chase has like whatever was going on with Jesse Pinkman after he killed Gail like he's just got people having a party at his house all the time like and he's just like He comes home and, like,

The party already started, Mr. Thorne. And he's like, oh, man, the party, I forgot. It's like, so people are just coming to his house, blowing rails. Definitely. It's almost like it's like this movie's, you know, a caricature of people who live out in the sticks as much as it is. Yes. The rich people, like, you just imagine, oh, if you're a rich person,

you're just having crazy parties all the time. That's why I wish this, they lived in this a little more, though. Yeah. It's like, you don't even really get a sense of like what the, apartment is like there's only like the foyer and then like the bar the bar area you know not a lot there if he's running this party i mean you had to talk to some tenants about reserving this space it's a communal space they're using for i thought it was his apartment no that's downstairs no he said it i'll be up in the penthouse but doesn't he have to go back down to isn't it like an open area that he goes into it's just ridiculous it's just have the biggest fucking apartment i've ever seen i think it's just maybe a little big and again badger and skinny peter coming in with 30 pizzas and fucking six bottles of scotch and all the crank you could do and we are just living in this man's house

if this is his house this rivals the three men and a baby like nonsense. This sucker is huge because it does seem like he just like left it and didn't come back like I guess Pete Akroyd is checking in on the thing. I mean yeah as the friendly doorman. My thing though is like Demi Moore

also lives in the building. Yes. So she too is wealthy. Yeah. She doesn't have the house like Chevy Chase but yes she's a lawyer. She's a She lives in this building. I know where you're going I'm going to agree with you. Why does she need a ride from Chevy Chase to the AC?

Just fucking pay for yourself to go. Pay for a charter of car or whatever. I mean, it's expensive. I mean, dial 7777-7-7-7-7. You know, maybe she's into it. Yeah, she wants the Chevy D. That might be part. I mean, also.

She's upset when those Brazilians show up because, you know, they're kind of a part. They're not really a party killer. They're a party elevator. But if you want to get a crotch party, sure if you want an intimate moment while you're driving that's not going to be happening

brunch party and it's a real moment while I'm just gonna give a road head I didn't just want to say roadhead but yes I mean maybe it's just a jackoff scenario

a handgy on the road that's fine highway handgy you know what John Candy pulling you over for that and like I forgot this movie I for some like

when I was watching this with Taylor Negron and his sister who he may or may not be fucking which is also a great thing that they like totally play with yes because apparently the two of them got together

and were like working out a lot of their dialogue this is another thing where apparently a lot of people say like why this movie feels so fucking like you threw the kitchen sink at it is because Dan Aykroyd for not being a director

was taking like everybody's suggestions like great one great idea great idea and so he like let them like do all their lines and stuff and then he was like okay that's what you're gonna say sounds good to me and that's the only time that worked in this movie him being

a non-director doormat worked for their dialogue I just feel like Taylor Negger on is like you know if we do this really well I don't have to look at that guy in a diaper like the sooner we can get out of here the sooner we get to lunch I do not have to look at Dan in a diaper I mean they're the winners here because they probably wrapped way before

oh yeah totally you're not going to believe it. I talked him into shooting the last scene actually in Brazil. He's paying for it all, baby. We got to do it. How are we going to else? We're going to do Brazil. It's got to be convincing. Don't you understand? There is a great gag at the party where we do meet the brother and the sister. And Chevy Chase sort of mentions that he's going on this drive with Demi Moore.

And Taylor Negrod's like, oh, it's so great. We'll definitely come with you. It sounds like such a party. We'll see you tomorrow. And then, you know, Demi Moore's like, what? these people are coming with us? What is going on? And Chevy Chase goes, he goes, oh, they're, they're Brazilian.

They have breakfast at 2 p.m. We'll never see them again. I want to be clear. He's always saying Brazilian airs. We're really trying to make this fucker work. Like, just cannot say,

I didn't even notice. A millionaire from Brazil. You know, that's funny. I heard it as Brazilian airs. Like, they're heirs from Brazil. This is interesting.

Brazilian air is funnier. and it's a portmanteau. I thought that was a joke. I thought that was a... Well, there's many ways to read this rich... Yes, I guess, yes. Ever twisting.

It's a Goddard movie. There's a lot of perspectives to consider. You know, and you can tell what level of movie we're dealing with here on the show when none of us watch this with subtitles on it. No, not at all.

Because we will have those things you know, like on the Nexus a lot of the times. I want to make sure I'm get the name right, all the planets and the ships and whatnot. This I could not have... You got 94 minutes from me, my friend. and that is it.

That's it ticking, motherfucker. I hit play on that remote control and that's the last I'm going to touch it until I hit stop. I'm already gripping the couch waiting for the entrance of Bobo. So you know what? You just get this fucking thing done with.

So they go, he's got it's really important and it kind of comes to nothing, but he's got this fucking early GPS system, this television. It's like Robocop's car. It's incredible. These things were weird dude because it wasn't like

an actual, like how we have GPS now. It was just like a thing, a console, part of a console. It was a console that was just like a digital collection of maps. Yes. So you just look at a map, yeah. Pretty much. And you had to, like, probably, like, take apart your car to get it installed. Yeah, oh, definitely.

You got to send it to those creeps with the geek squad. Because I think, like, Chevy Chase wants to take a very direct route to Atlantic City, but Teloneggone and his sister want to have a picnic somewhere. This is a nice country drive when they're, you know, in the, you know. I thought of Newark. Yes, yes. Whenever you think of New Jersey, well, for people who not from New Jersey, they think of that industrial waste corridor near the airport and all that. Think a lot of like pipes and metal things blowing fire out of them. For the Midwest folks, I don't know, Gary Indiana, something like that. That's right. So did Bruce Springsteen write a song about Vengalvania or did he not? Yeah, it was what it was. I pulled over in a small little town and a fat judge tried to kill me. Took off his people. nose.

And the two fat men in diapers were hanging around. Fat man pulled me over. Don't know where I'm going. She wanted to get married. And I said, I think you're just John Candy in a dress. I mean, honestly, state trooper could be about this. Yeah, that's true. Mr. State Trooper, please don't eat me.

Please don't bone strip me. Yeah, maybe the bone stripper was a 6.7, you freak out, a freeze out, possibly. You know, the whole John Candy character meant to be sympathetic because he's like, the good guy. He's like, he's squishy, but he's still going along with it. You don't have to pull someone over for making, not making a full stop at the fucking stop sign. I'll tell you the only reason that you could consider him a good guy is because he gets out of the here very quickly.

He does. He sees the writing on the wall. Seems more like a John Candy scenario. than John Candy the character scenario. Let me do less. So, so they, Telanegro wants to take a picnic. So they wind up going to go an off course here.

They wind up in vancunvania. Vanclovenia. Vankelvania. Oh, yeah. They're like, oh, it's a village. Look at the little village. It's like the village from Jimcata. It's a bad, like, ghost town.

Apparently the, oh, yeah, Parmastan. There you go. I would rather go to Parmistan for sure. Palmerston or New Jersey, absolutely. I live in New Jersey. You live in Vulcanvania. I do, yeah. But I love this town because it's got like

these steam pipes and shit jutting out of the road. They have to dodge. There's like these weird, you know, obviously hellbilly-esque folks. And there's also those two bikers. What was in line? It was... Something in Mr. Clean. Yeah, Evil Knievel and Mr. Clean.

These aren't even like a banger of jokes, but for some reason Chevy doing those asides still gets to me. I would like to see them A Marlborough man And the Harley Davidson Kind of movie with Evil Caneval and Mr. Clean That might be good I don't know where he gets evil caneval from

Because it's just a motorcycle He has a bike On a motorcycle Like one's bald and one They're both on motorcycles And they're both drinking outside Which is fun Sure

The one of the like freak Like hellbilly people Like sitting up at the house Watching them drive through Apparently a couple of those folks Dan Aykroyd's own family. Wow. No makeup for you, you fucking freaks.

Now, what you want to be is filth. You understand that? Filth. You are a grime of society. Pa, take your teeth out. You're being painted fishheads. For this set here that they drive through, I guess it was the set that they actually filmed

the movie High Noon on. It was an Old West set and they were like this looks a little too like Old West. How can we make it not look like the Old West? And someone had the great idea. we'll just paint a yellow strip down the dirt road and now it looks like modern times

You're doing what you shouldn't be doing We've all taken that wrong turn And you're like oh we're in this weirdo town Oh yeah you don't slow roll it Open your windows Just full on gawking is the word Demi Moore is sticking her head out the car window Looking at these people like she's on a fucking safari

You don't do it dude I mean you you close the windows Oh look that's fucking holy shit look at that fucking door And it's like they think that all these people look alien. But really, they're the ones that look alien, right? Because most of America, much like Vulcanvania. Now, Ma, Pop, Cousins, not all you have to think this, but one of you, Colung. Just have it in the back of your brain, Colung. It is interesting that those two guys were drinking.

You'd think that they, I guess they're not going to be brutalized because their families have been there. They're grimy, you know. Yeah, they're sort of just like legacy. Yeah. Yeah, no one, Venkelvania seems to wind up at the judge's clutches. It's only like people who... Outside. Yeah, people driving through with them New York plates.

And now, like, I guess you could just say that the assumption here is, like, his... Their motivation for this whole operation is like, yeah, just like we don't like outsiders ever. But I need something. Yeah, there's a... Dan Aykroyd's fucking, you know, the judge is sacrificing souls to a demon. That would be, that would be amazing. Instead, I mean, there's mentions of, like, The ID room.

The Shire law, because they're like fiefdom. Like, it's pre-Magnacarta is mentioned by Demi Moore. That's something, yeah, some law before. No, Master Frodo. That judge is going to cock at his nose, Master Frodo. Look at it, Mr. Frodo. His nose has a willy on it. We have to go to Vulcanvania.

We have to destroy the ring. No, Mr. Frodo, it's not a hot dog. It's a meat penis, Mr. That's all it is. You know what? Even when it got dark and we were fighting spiders, I never had to see Dan Aykroyd in a diaper, Mr. Frodo. I'm going fucking home.

I'm going fucking home. Mr. Frodo, what's out there in the junkyard? That's two of the fattest orcs I've ever seen. Mr. Frodo, what has happened with his belly? What is that? You know, this is kind of like Eisengard. They've destroyed all the trees. sure. The floor is

fucking hot from all the coal mining or whatever that was going down. Yeah, the coal fires are going on underneath this. That I think, to your point, Andrew, is what that is. Instead of like, oh, you know, in Texas chainsaw, it's about industry dried up, the butcher,

the, the, the hog farm or whatever went away. Yeah, air guns took away sledgehammers. So now we do this. This is like, Dan Aykroyd's great uncle or whatever was fucked over by a banker. And he hates bankers. And you know what's so funny about this is like you immediately think,

okay, there's a way they try to make him not anti-Semitic. Yes. Is that there's a former Nazi rocket scientist's passport or whatever was in the attic later on. And that's the, that lets them say banker as a slur for the entire thing. And it's okay. Many bad people on both sides.

He's an equal opportunity. He'll kill a Nazi and he'll kill some dope smoker. He'll do either. Something, something like, oh, there it is, like somebody doing something else. A banker will grope for money. And it's like, the way he said banker made me feel as a quarter Jewish person, a quarter uncomfortable. Not great. I'm going to pardon Joe Apio, sheriff, and also sheriff Alvin Vulcanizer.

Oh, dude, I don't know. Reeve Alvin Vulcanizer. He's a friend of mine. He's fantastic. We love him. He's tough on security. I'm nominating Judge Vulcanvisor to the Supreme Court. dude i'll tell you what joe arpio would not let the digital underground go that's for fucking

oh no way joe arpio would find some reason to put them right in the bonescraper he's just punching the conveyor bell button just like yeah they're not even gonna need a trial is that right to the bone stripper is that tupac should get him out of him i bet he's seen this movie i bet he loves it uh sagall showed it to him on one of their movie nights Yeah, I love the way they take it to all the bankers, Stephen. Yeah, that's really fucking funny, man. I hate Jews too, yeah. All those bankers with their matzabal soup.

But the thing with the... Yes, at one point we get a little ahead of ourselves, but whatever this is. It is barely a movie. That's right. Demi Moore and Chevy Chase discover an attic at one point. This is like the trophy room. There's IDs all over the place. Yes, Nazi rocket scientists.

but then also fucking John Gotti No, no, Jimmy Hoffa. Hoffa, yeah, yeah, you're right. Jimmy Hoffa, yeah. I mean, Jimmy Hoffa wasn't a banker. No, but I think there was, he just came through like,

not like Daniel Ballin who will get into. I think the, but that, that struck me as odd, like the mafia is not letting fucking Jimmy Hoffa get killed by Hillbillies. Yeah, so we're just trying to make it this whole thing of like people disappear all the time.

Yeah, probably. Who's a famous disappeared guy? We're also doing like serial killer shit where they're doing like, doing newspaper clippings of these people going missing, which is an extra level of insanity, I think. Like, it's one thing to have a trophy room. I get that all together.

You have the ideas of the people you've killed. Makes total sense. You need something to jerk off to. But then, you know, reveling in it by snipping out the news clippings. That's a step too far. They do the thing that you shouldn't do. Obviously, like, two things you shouldn't do when you're in like a part of town. You wind up in the weird town.

You're off. You know, you got the plates you know people are looking at. one don't gawk definitely not to follow every traffic law you can follow don't blow a fucking stop sign folks he just rolls right through it

I also love the idea New York plates in New Jersey being like whoa you ain't from over you fall away boy but so they there's a cop behind him and this is where I could have sworn that I remember as a kid

the Taylor Negron had Coke like that was the thing that was the thing here yeah you probably confused it with the Daniel Ballin yeah so like but he's like The cops come, and he's like, oh, don't, it is very, it is very funny. He's like, don't take, don't take his sheet.

Like, you know, this is just a provincial cop, man. He's like, you have a beamer drive like it. Yeah, it's like, you could just, you could out, you could take this guy, man, so awesome. Which is. It's funny. It's funny. But this, and this is the conundrum. He speeds from the police.

The detour stuff is interesting, I guess. These trucks own these roads. He's got this, like, souped up car because that's the thing. The Beamer is getting away. but then John Candy in this police car's got like a fucking Nas switch that it flips and rockets are launching. I'm sorry, John Candy, even with Nas, that car is doing 55 tops. See, that's the thing is like all these, all these things,

all these mechanical things in the car, in the squad cars, in the house. Yeah. They should have had some line that that, or have that ex-Nazi rocket scientist was, was sentenced to indentured servic. A mechanic. Because, like, who's building this shit? Exactly. Is this, is this Dan Axi?

is this the fucking grease baby This is Aldana. This is clearly Eldon It's gonna say it would be cool Because it was a guy with no arms Like Fritz in the basement He's got like a skull He's got like a skullet

He's just like He'll kill me I'm so sick of building Roop Goldberg machine I think he just described That character in Waterworld That sits in the little boat In the fucking

Oil tank or whatever And the match comes down And he's like thank you It wouldn't be funny if we got El Donna like teaching a young Dominic Torretto what he needs to know for his life in Fast and Furious competition. Dude, that's what they should have done in Fast 9 when

they did those flashbacks with him and John Cena. You just have a person playing El Duna. El Dana, by the way, is also John Candy and Drag. We're doing multiple characters here. We're meant to find that really funny. Struck dumb she is. Can't talk. That I think was two things.

One, either Candy couldn't do a voice or Candy did not want to do a voice. I doubt he wanted to. I think, yeah, it just sort of like, because he's just going, this whole movie, that's it. The way he delivers his lines is even the cop character,

he doesn't want to be there. No, not at all. It's just very dry. Dan, it's, you know, it's funny. I thought the other day, maybe she doesn't talk. That would be a real,

challenge for me as a comedic actor. I definitely think it's, if it's either of those, it is the, him not wanting to, because like John Candy could do anything. That's a good point. Yeah, he could do that voice.

But the other thing is whether this is an intentional thing or not, by him not speaking and just kind of doing like, yeah, yeah. And then he's got makeup on and he's a big dude who's also tall.

It's leather face. Yeah. El Donda is leather face when Leatherface has the fucking makeup mask on for the dinner scene. Sure. That's a good point. That would work. And El Dana goes along with all the judges

his order is there. She's a sadistic than anybody. I do think that the weird thing about, and it's so stupid that like, this movie really hinges on you finding John Candy and a dress fucking hilarious. Yeah, yeah. Which that's not,

John Candy's appearance wasn't why I was laughing. You know what I mean? Like at Home Alone, which we did last year, like that fucking scene where he talks about leaving that kid. Like, it's delivery, it's timing. It's the voice. It's the choices. Yeah, and he can bring heart and it would, I guess he's, I don't know,

his reluctance to go along with the judge and him wanting to leave, I guess is sort of that, but that's the things with this movie. You need either more time in the beginning or more time with John Candy or something. Develop this sit in it. Well, what you're, the thing that takes up the most time here

is, I'm sorry, Chevy Chase jawing and doing these one-liners and doing us. And like, I know that's Chevy Chase's thing is being a pain in the ass if the cameras are on or off. Like, that's just what he does. But like, you read stories about him like belittling

acroyd on the set and you're just like I just cut him out man you got John Candy here for fuck's sake which is wild because he even like he's like I didn't want to do the movie but like I was friends with Akroyd and Akroyd really wanted me to do the movie so I did the movie

and then I treated him like shit for six once you know what I mean like we're we're such good friends I had to treat this guy like shit for six months and when you guys were talking about this like I feel like maybe what's not working, Chevy Chase can't do comedy if Acroids doing

comedy in this movie. We need someone completely straight, maybe, going through the scenario. Otherwise, it's sort of like Ash from Evil Dad and it's... Who's doing what in spies like us? Are they doing a straight man, wacky man? Because that's both of them, right? Yes, they're both kind of wacky, I think.

I think, um, originally... But that movie's grounded in like the context of the Cold War and we actually sit in and we have military people and a feels like there's a weight to that world where you don't have that here. I remember thinking that movie was quite dull. I haven't seen it in a really long time.

It's not great, but I feel like it's better than this. Well, it's got to be. I mean, that's something I would also like, vulcanizer has some, has this town wired because he's got a gate,

like an actual super gate that John Candy triggers to make them stop essentially. And I'm like, I would like to see, like in the Halloween 3, like how you know, they own that whole town and they run everything in that town. But like

in this you're just like it's a town we need to get through it to get to the good stuff. They rush a bullshit thing at the end that is kind of that though when they're like oh the twist is the judge's friends with all the state police and the cops and it's like okay I you know

explore that in a better way than just go like you know because what they do is like they go to the cops and the cops are like oh go show us and they all drive back to the fucking junkyard. Like, it should have been a thing where they're in the town. And it's like, you have to help us, blah, blah, blah. And there's the turn there, just like when Marilyn Chambers goes into the, you know, the gas station in Texas chainsaw.

And the turn there of like, oh, the old guy at the gas station's in on it. You're absolutely right. That car should have broken down and they should have broke some other arbitrary law in the town. We should have seen the town and explore the good Samaritan law. Oh, this is getting mugged. They laugh at him. Everybody circles them, gathers the rocks, and we get ready to go. We go lottery town.

Dude, if this movie ended with Chevy Chase being stoned to death, five stars. Five star movie, that's what you got right there. This movie ended with me being stoned to death. You tried to stone yourself to death last night. I was watching it this morning and I was like, we got to record. I really wish I was stoned to death, though, man, damn it. But yeah, so Candy Yell, there's like a huge chase scene and, like, I think two times this movie is somewhat politically relevant is one

this white guy should be shot to shit if this was anybody if this is the digital underground giving chase like this no one is surviving and secondly at the end when the cops are in on it it's like the idea of like all law enforcement like they love the judge they just can't say it

out loud right if it's a funny idea but I agree it should be explored a little bit better yeah because it is just a throw away like he gets all the bad guys for us it's like you got to come back and show us because we're going to kill you there We fucking hate Jimmy Hoffa, man. He really did us a solid by taking care of that piece of shit.

Candy is like, you know, I'm going to look. I'm going to overlook the fact that you evaded capture for, you know, two towns or whatever. Yeah, you drove a hundred miles an hour literally. But still for the stop sign, I got a ding you and bring you back to the judge. Yeah. And it's like, okay. And then they, you know, did they go and this is, you get a Lucy. I'm home.

Man, oh man, is that stale? That is 1991. It was stale. And that was still, exactly. Stale. You know what's kind of funny, though, is they're driving. And there's a bunch of, like, garbage, like, sculpture work on the property. And I think we're, by the end of this movie, we're to believe that the two gross baby things are the ones doing.

They're the artistic types. Right. They're into folk art. Yeah. And they come across. They have to drive over a moat. And they look at the water. They call it later.

Yeah. And, like, there's a sculptural. coming out of the water and Chevy Chase quips, oh, that's where Flipper's buried. And the two, the Brazilian brother and sister at the same time just go Flipper died. That's fucking great. That is a good line.

I mean, it has those moments and then they're derailed with the stale jokes. And then they're derailed with all the ugliness. Yeah. That kind of doesn't do anything or mean anything. No, exactly. I mean, because then we see the judges' chambers or the house now and like, it's

full on hoarder. Because that's the thing, too, is it's not even like you know the texas chains out house was gross but it was obviously because like people just get killed left and right like everything's tinged with brown which means blood men it's just like there's just papers everywhere like this guy's just like they're just garb like there's a thing of like are you messy or is it like food garbage around you know what i mean like that it's food garbage that's bad you know barely if you're gonna have to get them around all my piles of tv god here exactly okay we're gonna have to get out the smash balance thoughts again because you passed out from the smell inside this.

It has to smell like shit, right? You would die immediately. I just, what's going on in here? 20 to 40 dead cats just squished in like in the hoarders episode. Hither and thither. Also disturbing is this building, I guess, was it was a Vulcanvania courts and school building. Yeah. So they had court and school in the same building. Oh, it's a small town and, you know, the 1800s or whatever. And, you know, can't be building all sorts of structures. Yeah. I mean, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's a It's a creepy building. It's a creepy building. And finally the judge reveals himself.

It's, it's, it's, it's, it's an acroyd and full. Could you believe it? Grandpa makeup. We are fucking teasing with this face. Oh, we really. Yes, we are. Because it's this whole production of John Candy's got to be like,

here come the judge or whatever. He doesn't say here come the judge. But the fucking, there's like a wood panel that comes up and then it's like, and like Dan Aykroyd rises from the floor. But then like only goes so far so you can't see the, face and there's stuff on the desk obstructing it. And I'm like, just get it over with it. Just pull this Band-Aid off.

It's like Casablanca. Once he gets handed documents, we pan up. The first and only time. That comparison will be drawn. Another Warner Brothers movie, though. Exactly. Proud tradition of close-ups on documents. They're playing a song that

probably inspired the guy who wrote the Star Spangled Banner. It's just like little military march in the background. I mean, and he's disgusting. I mean, we, it's, we can't undersell. It's fucking disgusting to look at. It's pale.

It's, there is, I thought that he had a cock at his nose the whole time, but it's only like twice. It's only for the really fucking hard up close-ups. Well, it's like, it's at some point, wait, it's with the hot dog. A hot dog, like one second. At the very end, there's another one. On the TV, when he's on the TV. I felt like there must have been one more. That's, those are the two I remember.

Maybe this my brain is adding. Maybe when he's peeling it off. because usually it's just a nose that has like a little bit of a ridge on the end of it but there are two shots literally where Dan Akroy's like no put a penis on my nose it's an actual cock. Do you think it was a thing where it was like we're going to do this two ways

and then like they couldn't make up their mind which way it was better so it's both I think that they probably couldn't get away with the dick nose for that long you know what I mean? That's probably true. They cut it out the other cut was full of it. Release the dick nose cut considering how he was being treated

I believe what probably happened is Chevy Chase had this thing made specifically and was like Dan I'll do what you ask me but you're wearing this nose twice I know it's looked like a phallic looks like a bulb there on your nose I this is a dickhead

do you think it's a thing maybe where like Chevy Chase had the dick nose designed and then like on his most asshole of asshole behavior days he swapped him out and it was like he hid the real fake nose and he put the dick nose in And the makeup artist was like, well, I don't know what to tell you, Dan.

This is the only fucking fake nose on the set, man. You're going to have to put a penis on your face. Hey, Valerie, here's a $50 for you. Here's a new nose for Mr. Ackroyd. It's more befitting of a man of his stature. Oh, we're great friends, by the way. It's a personal favorite. Good buddy.

It's just amazing that Chevy Chase, you know, asshole his way out of Hollywood like three to five times. Like, yep. That community was a. fucking gift-wrapped fucking career comeback and he could not not be an asshole.

It's amazing. Truly incredible shit. God bless him. I mean, I'm sure some people deserved it. Yes. I'm not fully team Chevy.

I'm not saying, but Bill Murray was but Bill Murray was also a notorious asshole but he figured out at least a who to work with and how to rein it in. There's always horrible stories

about Bill Murray, but like I think that at least he found his people at least. And Bill Murray paid it off many times over. What is Chevy Chase paying this off with? Fucking Fletch and that's it. Snow day. I mean, yeah, like, maybe the vacation and the vacation movies.

Other than that. Dirty work. Oh, dirty. Well, yeah, but that's not a Chevy Chase movie. I know, I know. Well, that's the thing is because Bill Murray moved into dramatic acting. He was shit on for that as well at the start with what was that movie, Razors Edge. Razors Edge.

Which is okay. Yeah, I just didn't get good notice. Is that the Hunter Thompson movie? No, what's that one? That's where the Buffalo room. That's right. Which is actually pretty okay. I've never seen it.

I feel like Jim Jarmish would be like, gotta get this guy at the fucking Chevy Chase shit. I get this guy out of here. I need this guy fucking out of here. And his comedic persona kind of just didn't last. You know what I mean? Just like the the assholey dude. Well, that's part of it.

You know? Right. It's like his whole thing. And, you know, history is sort of telling us it's not much of a persona. Yeah. Chevy's whole thing was like, I mean, literally. I'm Chevy Chasing, you're not. Exactly. Which is funny, but it's not funny for 45 years.

Well, you know what happened, I think, is the person who is most like him in the S&L roster after that is Dennis Miller. And Dennis Miller was the biggest deal at the time because he's, I mean, this is right around when he gets okayed for the fucking show.

Yeah. And he's in movies. And he's in movies. The net. The net is in the net. Bordello of blood. Cordello blood. Oh, man, I'm just thinking about how he's so hilariously murdered in the net. He sure is.

Fucking rules. Dennis Miller death scene, hell yeah. But that's the thing, too, is because, like, Chevy Chase is being an asshole at this moment. And, like, even Demi Moore, I don't know how Demi Moore's character is trying to S this dude's D later on. I'd be like, fuck you, it's your fault. I would die. Sure. Cursing this man's name.

Maybe it's a thing where it's like, this character is accepted. she will not make it out of this gross house alive. One last tag. This is the cleanest cock in the county. That's true. It's either him or Bobo. He's like 6.3 so you know something's going on. Sure. Yeah. It's just like here Chevy put this fucking bag

over your head. Shut the fuck up. Greg just fucking ride this pole. I mean, because the other thing too, dude, you have to fucking watch her kiss Chevy Chasing this movie multiple times. Pretty tough. We'll be making that noise several more times for other things. Someone watching this movie and only being grossed out at those parts.

And the rest of it's fine. It's some of the most disgusting thing. Jesus, get back to the shit babies. Right. Stop. Go kiss the shit babies. Where's that little Deba fella? He seemed like a charmer.

Dude, how is it that you? So those two things, yeah, Bobo is Dan Aykwright and then this Lil Deba, which I guess is what Lil Devil, that's supposed to what it is. It's just like a nobody dude. who was like some sort of technical consultant on Ghostbusters and then also had a tiny role I think actually in spies like us and so he maybe was just some like acrid buddy

like hey man you want to come in and play a supporting role in my new film no yeah the belly's supposed to do that that's how it's supposed to move is that way it's just so sickening those two they they get sentenced to have to spend the night

court will reconvene. I mean, here's the thing. Dan Aykroyd, at the very least, as this judge character, is having a lot of fun. Yeah. He looks disgusting and he knows he looks disgusting and he's dancing around and, oh, he's got a weird little voice. It kind of sounds like Mitch McConnell. Sort of does. You're right. He's not the problem with his, his acting is not the problem. Yes, exactly. And, you know, he sends them to spend the night. They get, there's a slide that sends about a bunch of squeaky toys. And again, my skin is just. I guess they killed dogs. crawling. It's just like, it's just that gross fucking plastic that, you know, you put the quarter in the machine and you get a little something. It's just that and it's grimy and my skin

is crawling Chris Cabin. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. I feel very proud of myself. It's crazy that we've done this podcast for what, almost 12 years and we've never touched this until you came along. Because he banned it. Yeah. I don't see. That's why we need the VHS trailer game to come along with Stephen Bennett. So technically this is his own undoing. I made a shit sandwich And I am eating it right now The thing about the squeaky toys Eric, it's so funny

You said they're killing dogs I was like, wow, they're killing kids too That's cool You shouldn't have talked in clash Bone stripper for you Kids are the dogs of people You know You know why you're supposed to never lie

Right? Because you go to the bone stripper Bye bye Well of course we drowned the children We put the little bat toys in there to tease him in with it's just a fantastic way of doing things. Go get your rubber ducky. Go get your rubber up. Bonescraper.

Oh, don't get your little tugboat. Why don't we take a breath of water? Well, I guess that's why Mr. Bone Stripper would have been a roller coaster, right? Yeah. All the, get the kids in there. Oh, right. What I need to know is did the judge or this must have been a John Candy move. John Candy must have

fucking gotten like the local fucking deaf leopard cover band. to do the bone stripper theme song that they have for the fucking, it's pretty weird. It's fantastic. It's fantastic. Is that, are they hearing that or am I just hearing that? It's from speakers because it's turned on.

You hear it come on. Yeah, it's deaf dietic. And as we'll find out later, the judge loves popular contemporary 90s music. Oh, yeah. Oh, he certainly does. So like that's the whole, yeah, he goes, good night, Irene. They fall through the floor into the squeaky toys. and then it is a hard cut.

This was startling. One of the biggest jump scares of the movie. Boom. Smash cut to Daniel Baldwin driving a car. Oh, man. You're like out of the reality. What the fuck is Daniel Baldwin doing here? Because like it's so, when you watch these kinds of movies and by these movies, I mean like, you know, the SCTV, SNL class of whatever movies, there's just a certain kind of folk that's going to be in them.

Daniel Baldwin isn't part of that. You should be Joe Flaherty, you think? Yes. I don't know. Joe Flaherty go to the Bones Tripper? That'd be so much better, actually. I would have loved that. But this, I was thinking about this last night.

This should be the cold open of the movie. Yes. Yes. That is kind of a horror movie. It's like, it's just Daniel Baldwin. You don't know what's going on. And he's just, he's being an asshole. And you're like, oh, wow, what's going to happen here?

Bones strip? You're like, oh, shit. I hope I don't see those people again. Oh, no, Chevy Chase is driving in Vancouvervania. More tension for being pulled over there. Yes, exactly. All that. The problem that, well, I guess, I mean, because we don't.

They did show the gory version to a test audience. They all said it was horrible. Fucking cowards. It's terrible. But like the luckiest people on Earth. That's like seeing the day the clown crash. You're never going to see that again. I am not going to co-side the luckiest people on Earth. I refuse.

It's just an interesting thing to see. I would have much preferred it. I mean, but that's the thing is if that's, if that's your opener, it's the only death in the movie. And like then the rest of the movie is just like almost death. But also it plays better just because you don't know what's going to happen to them versus we already

fucking saw this whole pile of shenanigans. So it's a weird like when John Candy pulls them over you're like, all right, well here we go. I know the entire process now. And you think those Brazilianaires are going to be there for the body count, but they're not. But they're not. I had a false memory of them

eating shit. Me too. I had I thought digital underground. went in. I thought the Brazilian airs went in. I knew Digital Underground didn't because I loved that song and that sequence of this movie. Whenever I watched it those 20 times, that was the one part I was like, okay, I can get behind this because

it's fun. I let Shepadoa go too. I'm a big fan of the 90's music. They had they're like, it's like four like I guess it's supposed to like Jersey scum kind of people or like Italian

crime connected question mark because they have guns and crack and all sorts of... They're generally Italian-like. That just sounds like Jersey B&T to me. So they get pulled over. It's kind of funny where they pull out, Danny Blows, don't worry, you'll take care of it is. And they were passing around a handle of whiskey in the car too.

It's like two guys and two girls. And, you know, he's like, you smell like, you've been drinking that son, Candy goes, like, yeah. And it's like, you're going to have to blow it. going to blow you to get out of a ticket and then the girls goes, I will. And I'm like, I kind of want the movie where he gets sucked off by

both of them. He has like mirrored sunglasses on it. It's like maniac cop kind of shit. John Candy and bad lieutenant, I'd be into that. I could be that. Just dancing around with his dick out worried about the Mets. Port of Cole

Vulcanvania. Oh no. Yang, Dude, you think Werner Herzogas has to have seen nothing but trouble, right? Definitely. You think so? I thought about the remaking it once. This is the most American movie I've never seen the chaos of the legal system put on the pedestal that is meant to be on.

And you'd have to, of course, the eyes of a Canadian, Dan Aykroyd, one of our greatest directors, cut down in its prime, seeing America for all of its horrible excesses. He burned quick but he burned bright The judge character reminded me Of an old man in my Bavarian village Or did he watch and say You should never watch this Burn this It's like setting a VHS tape on fire

You just you like some lady is just hearing I want a door at let me get I get the half Diane It's just like No never hear this this will haunt me for the rest of my days on this plane

Mr. Herzog you understand that's only one VHS tape of the movie it's that you would have to go to Dan Aykroy's house and get that you know what never mind sorry you're doing your thing oh no they've made more of them it's spreading you know what it's kind of a catchphrase now

I do not want to see the baby I do not give me the baby oh there's two of them Absolutely not. Oh, man. I wish Mandalorian was saving these two fat boys. They do look like fucking gloops. They do not look human.

It's the nipple situation specifically. Between the two of them, they got eight tips. It's not great. It's just too much. Honestly, it's a bridge too far. Make them just like fucking hillbillies and coveralls or something. Yes, exactly. Or coveralls that don't quite cover all, whatever you want to do.

I'm only going to say this. Oh, cousin ma. Yeah, dude, it should be fucking Uncle, cousin Merle with fucking Geech, the smellhound. Yeah. I'm only going to say this once, but we have to get back to Daniel Baldwin. Yeah. Fair enough. Daniel Baldwin at the time, he was still, and the cast of this movie, for a moment, you're

almost like, is that Alec Baldwin? Oh, yeah. It's like a shifty there. He's looking okay. He's looking pretty good. And he has the, he is the reason for the one big laugh I had is when the judge takes out the big bag of Coke. It just like slams it down, well, part of favors here.

I let out a big hood on that one. And they're like, they're cackling and laugh. And he's like, oh, yeah, all you got to do is take a ride. And he, this is when we finally see what happens to bad people, which is they go on a they go on a roller coaster, which puts you on a conveyor belt into the bone stripper, which is very house of a thousand corpsesy. Like, you know, Rob Zombie certainly watched. I mean, I mean, it's all cut from the same closet, which is.

Texas chainsaw anyway, but like, you can't just kill someone, you have to like rip their body apart to kill them. Yeah. Seems excessive. And again, I just, it's all like a cadaver bones just being thrown out a wall. Some wetness, please. Yeah. That's the thing. And like the way it happens. He's a rancore bone bullshit. Yeah. I don't thank you. Dry bones. Yeah. I think I saw like maybe some water inside of it when it was on. So maybe it's cleeding as well. It's like a car wash. the predators in there just polishing off all the fucking

skeleton. Make sure the hot wash hot wax is working. A UFO landed and they arrested him and sent him into servitude and cleaning the fucking bones. The predator actually just goes to the bone strip right? He's got like six more for him. You know, he gives him like 70 bucks.

That's like stolen valor then. Maybe like a bad predator goes there and then brings back human skulls. I'm like, yeah, I did it too. Or maybe it's the other way around the predator is bringing skeletons to the house sort of like a like oh yeah

like the equivalent of like I just strip this house of all it's copper wiring like how much can you give me for all these bones but I was thinking he was just he didn't want to do all all the skinning himself

he just brings the corpses but the bone stripper do it now you get some nice polished skulls oh so it's like when you know you go on a fishing trip and if it's a guided thing on the on the

like ride back to land the guy who's doing the operation cleans all the fish for you is that a genome off you're bringing me Predator. Now, that's going to, that's going to burn my gears, Predator. Oh, Predator, you remember to bring the IDs. Thank you so much. It's made so much to me. It is a good question because what happens when the predator runs out of that vapor that cleans the bones and shit?

I like the alien acid or whatever he puts on. Got some hot water and the original palm all would take that off. Me and the predator sitting around listening to the digital underground. I did the hump to dance, Mr. Predator. Oh, man. Now I'm just picturing someone in a predator costume doing the Humpty dance. I know the Humpty Hum. But so they get bone stripped and like it's also they don't, do me more.

We're all still in the bouncy, disgusting, squeaky room. Which is like in the basement of this house. They don't see what happens, right? They hear the commotion of the roller coaster and the four of them are in the basement. Got it. Toy pit. Like, what's going on up there? Then it's the.

dinner scene. It's, you know, but the thing about the roller coaster, though, is it is funny to imagine that Jimmy Hoffa went through. Like, because then I just think about like, Vulcan Vicer like calling up like, Joe Pesci and be like,

yes, I could do that for you. I could do that for, I can make sure it goes away for you. They're going to put me in the bone stripper. He just sees it. He gets inside the, he goes inside the Venkanizer's house. and he started to try and run out

and he doesn't get it. The judge goes into a bank and El Dana won't look at him. We paint houses in Vulcanvania Mr. Hoffa. Usually grime. Call him to color grime. Two coats in one day. Now I'm kind

of imagining, you know, because I do love the Irishman. However, De Niro at parts does look like fucking Vonkenheiser with a fucking black wing on his head. Like, I'm only 25 years old out of the Navy. What's going to happen here? Your truck broke down. That is just the most unsettling part when he's supposed to be young in that movie.

It's chilling. Oh, yeah, we're all going to go on vacation together. Yeah. Adon, I remember you getting to back. It's dinner time. We all have to sit down for it. This is when we do meet El Don. It's like a reveal. And again, if you are an uncle. Six packs a day Thoroughly divorced, unemployed This is the highlight of your life It's a fat kind of dress

It's amazing It's fucking amazing It's hilarious I mean and what's funny to me It's just like I'm looking at it like All right well he's just playing this character He's a woman

It did not register I think his Because his like Yeah Like his noises that he's making Are very Miss Piggy Yeah So to me I was like

Oh that's kind of funny Yeah sure him in a dress. I was like, are candy's an address right here? Because you need to figure out. I mean, like, the joke, I guess, is that she's super strong and like she's a mechanic as well. Like, these are the jokes. And like, I just, you need something else. And, and she's immediately in love with Chevy Chase. Yeah. That is the bigger. That's a tech savory cartoon. Yes. Yes. I mean, this movie is so cartoony. Even at the end, you got Chevy running through a hole,

running through the wall and there's an outline of his body. The soundtrack sounds like the right before. Right before. the note of like that like the stretchy like whenever that how you would describe that noise happens at the very end of movie putting a fucking sherry on it

which is actually not a terrible idea but it's just not the right movie it's just the cartoon shit doesn't work really well like in the evil dead they're they're doing stooge's stuff and that works better for horror I think I think and you just have to it has to be the whole movie in it

if it's going to be that like and this movie just doesn't have its tone is just like everywhere and just yeah and like i again like a movie that's probably trying to be is gremlins too also like yeah yeah that actually does go the length for all this cartoon that that that's a good example of where it works yeah well it's interesting eric that you're saying you know with evil dead and like stuages because that it's a streamlined one singular comedic thing this is like gross out humor and makeup stuff and a fat guy in a dress and you know pratt falls and Chevy Chase.

There's too much different kinds of silly. Daniel Baldwin, really. Really, Mr. Aykroyd. It's just too, like, you know, even though I like the bazillionaires, it's just all too much. You're right. It's too much. For all of Dan Aykroyd's energy in it, he's never menacing.

And that's something that kind of has to happen. Dude, I don't know. The fucking Dan Aykroyd Chevy Chase fight towards the end, which is also one of the funniest things you'll see. Sure. There were parts in that where I was like, oh, he's kind of, uh, but like maybe half a second. I need to be scared a little bit about this guy. And like the jokes are more gross.

Like it's himy in the hot dog with the penis nose. It's like it just kind of deflates it. Like it doesn't give me that oomph that I mean. So we would, we would dancing around this hot dog. It's white as a ghost, folks. I mean, like that's the brawers. I guess so, but you still got to fucking sear it. You know what I mean?

You want to go to brown at a touch. It's boiled and it looks under and it's just wiggly and it's nasty. You got to cut those little tips off. You got to cut the best part. The condiment train, pretty fun. I would love this. I would honestly love this. How about drinking a Hawaiian punch with a gas like nozzle?

Dude. First of all, it was wild because it totally made me flashback to like when you got the Hawaiian punch or juicy juice was in just a big fucking can just a huge can of juice I will say the one of the candy lines that gets me in this movie is when he just goes to me more

he goes ants on a log miss because he feels very candy yes exactly he's just got this big fucking big bigger celery with the peanut butter and the raisins and you're disgusted it's just I guess I'm not

I'm not looking for that but given all the food at this table oh yeah that I would shout out and that gets a protein for sure But it's also, I mean, it's a great candy, you know, delivery also because of the fact that, like, it's actually a thought about delivery in the sense that here's this gross scene where you can gross hot dogs and the other thing. And what he offers her is a child's after school snack. Yes. So fucking totally out of left field and not related to a hot dog at all.

But this is a candy hall of fame where he loves doing this kind of joke that I remember in Harry Crommy does the same thing with the cherry Coke. He's like, madam, could I interest you in a cherry Coke? Yeah, you're totally right. Also, the other lady in this movie who was an SETV woman, I got to look her up. She's also in who is Harry Grombe. But this, it's just him. And I mean, like, yeah, he's dowsing it in condiments, which is probably the best move. Honestly, like you want the ketchup, you want the mustard. You want some relish on there because some cornucons. I could do that.

And it's on a white bread too, like a very old wonder bread. And it's a, it's a fucking disgusting, like, John Candyman. as Aldora or whatever it is is serving the food. Yeah. And she's got the fucking weaner in the tongs. And Dan Aykroyd just puts out his hand that already has the fucking bread in it. Oh yeah. And she just puts it in and he closes his hand

and the bread just around that fucking dog. It is disgusted. I'm going to start puking. It's so bad, folks. I'm in a bad way right now. He's so, they make it honestly, Dan Aykroyd to give him a lot of credit on this one. When he's about to take a bite,

of this thing, you are already like dry heaving. Like the shaking and the O face. Yeah. He knows how fucking gross is. He knows because again, awful movie. Akroyd committed to this performance. He knows that if he shakes it, a jiggling fucking white hot dog looks worse

than a standing still hot dog. I gotta tell you I'd rather watch dead a lot, dead alive scene. The, oh, the grandma eating her own face out of the soup. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Much more dignified. Yeah. At least there was silverware. I'd rather be a grandma's face, honestly. At least that movie had some kind of tone.

And at least it's, you know, New Zealand, so you forgive it a touch. You're going to point out another good Chevy one-liner here when Dan Aykroyd is introducing Eldana and Eckroyd has the line about like, struck dumb at birthed by a thunder clap. And the Chevy Chase without missing a beat goes, oh, my kind of woman. this is when he talks about he reveals all the banker stuff that we also set up that there are gas pockets

that explode occasionally sure that's like what's cool like if you were more of a hooper type director you would play up the fact you are literally like sitting above hell like there's fire and hell beneath you and this guy is essentially the devil listen at the end of this movie when the fucking

ground opens up and whatnot you should have seen one of them fat baby pigs fall in Yes, thank you. The only one who gets it is the lady cop. Yes, the cousin. Yeah, she's in an outhouse and the whole thing goes into the fire. Oh, right. That's kind of funny. Yeah, you know what thing I do like about the judge here is all of his antiquated expressions and stuff? That's kind of fun, you know.

Yeah. At one point he says that the, because I think this was when they first fell on the squeaky toys and John Candy's like, well, you didn't, you know, you didn't have to do that. I recommend it a fine and citation or whatever. He says something like, oh, those hot pistol Lily walk. city chickens. Shit like that. He's having fun on the road. I mean, it's, I was surprised how much

I kind of enjoyed the judge performance. Yeah, it's sort of like spiders in a birthday cake. I'd rather a hug a book. It's just so stupid. So how did the spiders get in the birthday cake thing? I mean, were they intentionally baked in?

Or was it like you left a cake out and spiders? I feel like you bake a cake in that house to show how spiders are funny their way. Shound to me. like somebody never known about her but they kicked spider they brought into the cake Vulcanvania special and Taylor Negeran and his sister

decided to leave like this food is disgusting we are leaving which is very funny this whole thing is so great because it's like what's her face stands up and she's got this oozy like you're not going anywhere and then Taylor Negeran I get hilarious comedic actor rest in peace

him just being like all right fine we'll this way and they just jump he just puts his face into this window and they jump out. Goddame and also not for nothing who jumps out a window at the end of a really creepy dinner scene Maryland Chambers and Texas jeans

all that's how she gets out the house. And at this case you might be throwing herself to be impaled by a rusty you know car door and that sounds like a great please she does try to shoot them as they flee they eventually make it to the moats like

The gully, I believe John Candy calls it. It's toxins. And it's just swimming across it. Oh, it's a toxic. The toxic. Well, I was worried that we're going to melt on the other side. I thought we were going to go full chud. Yeah, exactly.

Their faces are peeling off. I bet you that's something that probably got caught. Because you never actually see them again until this, obviously, whether it's a reshoot or not, the button scene with them and candy. John Candy finds them and like, oh, I have to take you back. or whatever. And then what are you just getting sucked off by everybody? You get sucked off by Daniel

and all that lady's like, oh, there's only one way you're going to let go and he puts on the mirrored sunglasses and they want to have to suck him off. Yeah, then he makes both tailored to ground and his lady suck him off. I got six blow jobs in one night. But he says to you know, quick hide and that's the last you see of them.

Yes, forever. They do start planting a thing about like the saying to John Candy, like you know, you're a good guy. you're not like the judge, you're better than this, you should come with us to Brazil, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then they hide and are not seen until they indeed wind up in Brazil. Which, by the way, the two of those, you know, Fausto and Rinalda

and then John Candy's character in Brazil, give me whatever that movie is. Oh, hell, yeah. What is that about? He's fucking Rinalda at the end. He's like, oh, my little peach over here, whatever he says. She puts his hand on her ass, which is a great move because like Candy sort of like puts his hand like on her back or something. and she's like, ah, a butt stuff.

Oh, this is also a case for a good crossover. You have John Candy, put Michael Cain in fucking jail for Blame it on Rio. I like it. He's fucking there. He fucking busts into the birdhouse. Oh, dude, he takes them. Before any funny business can happen.

I like it. I like this. Dude, it's the SCU, man, the scumbag cinematic universe. Two of the scusiest movies I've ever seen. Connected. They, meanwhile, Demi Moore and Chevy Chaser said to bed

this is where they make out a bunch she says that you're nothing but trouble this is where we know we get more like ooh eerie and it's just like it's hard to picture anything in this being scary because of the tone and you get the eyes in the painting which could be scary

in a scary movie it gave me of like a hardcore like Jallo vibe and I was like oh that's kind of neat and has no business being in this movie but nice shot that's probably that's a fucking Dean Cundee special right there. The bed starts spinning, which is yet another

mechanical apparatus that doesn't matter. Trying to force comedy through your production design is generally a terrible idea. And it's like all of these wacky contraptions and shit. You can do these contraptions, just make it a

haunted house. Yeah, sure. And then slowly. Yeah, oh, the hallway's trying to kill us because of the ghosts or whatever. I was really, I really wanted to make a Buster Keaton. kind of comedy here with a lot of contraptions and physical comedy. And I failed, didn't I? I just fucked this right up, didn't I? Oh, Vakman, I'm sorry.

I am sorry. I made nothing with trouble. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, it's a failure. You know what? You know what? Have Dickless open the containment unit. I failed. Do you think there's any of those prints? Is there a print somewhere with that original cut? Can we get the act? I would love. If we're doing Snyder cuts? Absolutely. Why not? Mr. president. If you do not release the acroyd version of nothing

but trouble titled Vulcanvania we will destroy seven cities. I mean, you know, Biden's in the pocket right now. If you throw this to him, he might just do it. Yes. Oh, man, I got it. Ladies and gentlemen of the United States, I got a major

major update here. It's going to be so fun. First of all, Vulcanvania cut, nothing but trouble coming out in theaters and IMAX is near you. also my friends weed is legal so enjoy nothing but trouble well he could do it i mean he's been he's been hitting hitting off lately so honestly that that gets him he rides to re-election that way that's honestly you get the nothing but trouble the vulcanvania cut in there um you know it's disgraceful

they release the vulcanvania cut everybody knows the theatrical cut is perfect as it is it's much like Michael Mann's Miami Vice. A lot of different opinions about how it should open. It should open in the middle of the Lincoln Park song, folks. That's how it's supposed to open. Not on some fancy pants boat race, okay? If it was

good enough for theaters, it's good enough for you. I should point out, and it's a surprise to know him, but in case anyone at home is wondering and they haven't seen the film, news flash, Chevy Chase and Demi Moore have absolutely

zero chemistry. It's like two mannequins kissing one another, which actually now that I think about it and picture it, is sexier than Demi Moore kissing Jevy Chase. It's the problem of making Chevy Chase a romantic lead ever. He does not do well with women

as good chemistry-wise. I will say credit to Beverly DeAngelo, in those vacation movies, she wants to fucking suck him off. That's the only time I think that it's worked because it doesn't work in memoirs of an invisible man. Not at all. And also, because he's married in that movie. Oh, sure. So otherwise, he's almost always single and he's just got to be a

flirt machine. Which is also kind of amazing that he is a flirt machine even in vacation. In vacation, like he's got this gorgeous wife who's like, please call him sparky. She wants to fuck him all the time. And he's like, I don't know what Christy Brinkley's doing, you ugly bitch. And it's like, dude, shut the fuck up, dude. Count your goddamn blessing. When he's in Christmas vacation, when he's buying the lingerie from the sexy lady. He's, you know, very nipoli outside. Yeah, and it's just like, again, my wife, God rest her soul. Yeah, she did?

No, no. She's just, did you see Rusty? No lines. Yeah, I see, Dad. What does he say? That's, oh, that's my panty line. No shit. But, like, even with that, it's like, you got Bev DiAngelo at home, motherfucker.

I mean, I know those kids are obnoxious. Sure. He looks like he got kicked out in a rainstorm for being with Goldie Hawn and foul play. that's another him and Goldie Hawn Zero fucking chemistry Nothing did just yeah They're trying to make out Something's going on

Nothing happens They get the bed flips or That's the it's a Yeah And comes to I thought it was a thing Where it was like It was gonna flip around

They would land upside down And fall into another No thing I just flips around She goes What did you do He goes I didn't do anything

And then they get up From the bed And that's the door is open And they're in the hallway The hallway closes on them Yeah these gags to remind me of what's that movie, High Spirits that?

Oh, yeah, have you ever see that? But I think that's also a fake haunted house. It's a fake. Yeah, I think it's like a scam. Was Gutenberg in that?

That sounds right. Let's say so. Goonberg and I think, uh, maybe Dom Deloese. I'll look it up. But so like they, they wind up going in this hallway and Peter O'Toole.

Peter O'T. Peter O'T. They wind up. And Gude. They wind up on a, they wind up on a, Jordan directed that. They wind up on a slide.

that separates the two of them. Oh, right, right, right. This is what brings Chevy Chase to watch Dan Aykroyd take his nose off. And this is like fake legs. Yeah, the legs, whatever. The nose is what's getting you.

Like, who, who. And what they find before that, it's the ID room. Oh, they do, that's what they, they find the ID room and start smoking cigars. And it's like, dude, who, no. Was this because, was it like the first flash of like,

we don't want cigarettes and movies? So like, easy, peasy, cigars. They're just going to smoke cigars. I think it's supposed to signify that he's a Richmond. Yeah. Sure. Yeah, I mean, but it's just funny. Well, I mean, also we were going through cigar mania at the time.

Were we? Yeah. That's like when cigar aficionado fucking covers started coming out everywhere. Really in the early 90s? In the 90s, I think it's when it started. Oh. Maybe that's that when Arnold got, no, Arnold definitely was in the Acese. Well, Letterman was getting into it.

Yeah. That's true. Everybody was liking them cigars, baby. I like a cigar. more than most people I would say. Not in a dilapidated room that has skeletons in it

and actually must smell like fucking feces. It might mask the smell though. That's the thing. Tobacco might really do a number here. Speaking of feces one of those doors in the hallway, because we're having a lot of, it's like fucking Scooby-Doo.

They open the one door, there's a bunch of terrifying fucked up toy dolls and he's like, oh, that's the kid's room or the playroom or something. Then they open this one room and it's completely filled with bats and there's just a huge pile of fucking guano on the floor. So that right there, I mean, that is permeating. Oh yeah. That's all. I'm surprised the fucking wood beams are still there holding that thing. Oh, yeah. They'll rot right through that shit. The other thing with the nose getting peeled off, it totally reminded me of, you guys remember Vincent Donofrio in the Salton Sea? Yes, yeah. That fucking

pig nose weird. He had a fake nose in that movie too. Gross. But it's this is when the movie fails at its at the biggest because Demi Moore is now stranded from Chevy Chase. She's afraid she's in this weird outer area like she doesn't know what's going to happen and the score is going and I'm like we are way off from where we're supposed to be. Absolutely. How can you

possibly expect to raise any sort of tense atmosphere when your score sounds like the fake music they put on the fucking married with children DVDs. Like it's fucking like just one of those things where it's like

did no one think about this? Exactly. If there was just a you know tinkling piano like oh shit what I think what if Demi Moore dies and Chevy Chase lifts? Who knows? You know what I mean? You can get into that. Music's a total failure here. And then also like man it's just like

yes the hallway moved yes the safe collapsed on the day all these fucking traps are just so ridiculous the fact that they're building like slides within the walls yeah i mean also just i don't know man it's it's gonna break at some point they should just made the h holmes murder house movie or oh hell yeah that's what this is why they have HOAs by the way so you don't just your house like no no rube goldberg machines a that you you need to make you cannot paint your door red and be No Rube Goldberg machine. This is why I hate the HOA by me, because I'm always trying to put in a bat room or whatever.

Now, Mr. Siska, I must ask you, do you have a slide in your house? No. The other thing we're forgetting about it here, before the nose comes off, he takes his fucking wig off and his head is completely

misshaping? Yes. That's weird. It's disgusting. A little call back to the cone heads or something. Dude, that's what I thought. I could see that. But this is where, this is the result of the slide chevy is in a bone pit that is adjacent to his bedroom because there's like a hole in the wall and we're definitely doing a fucking psycho ref here he's peering through the hole yeah yeah which man the audacity and demi just got the right way and fell out into the junkyard and is now confronted by our two disgusting shit babies but the line that gets me with bobo and

i think that andrew's going to know what it is bobo and little devil they're just screaming at each other's like, yeah, it's because you're so fat. He's like, you're so fat you couldn't, sorry, we got so fat we couldn't finish high school. A humorous. And then it's just like, yeah,

the, you ate too much cereal. Yes, it's like, uh, Mr. Valkenhazer, I don't know how to say this to you, sir. But your grandsons are too fat. They can't educate them anymore. They're simply too fat to learn.

They're just, it must have destroyed every toilet. in the school. Oh, that could be. Every time they're in the cafeteria, it just all goes away. I was pissed off that one of their things is like, they appear to only consume cereal. Because listen, I'm like a level 10 Jerry Seinfeld with cereal. I love cereal almost exclusively as a nighttime snack when I'm still. Not really a breakfast thing, oddly. Sure. But like, I'm watching this movie. They're talking about cereal. There's all these like cereal boxes adorning their fucking dilapidated barn they live in or whatever and I was like

if this movie, if I come out the other end of this movie and it makes me hate cereal, I'm going to be fucking furious. I would have just loved it if it was just like grape nuts. Well that's just like grape nuts. I love grape. Apparently the man with the iron stomach over here, you had a

fucking hot dog yesterday or today. Oh no, that was a couple days ago. Oh, okay, okay. I did eat immediately after this movie but it was like it was a pepper turkey wrap well I was just glad that like I watched this after as the summer has ended now that hot dog season is finally to a close

I'm sorry you can't hang on a second I ask you a question hot dog season point of order it's all year round I think December is the one you take off right yeah but January is a wonderful hot dog month you can just get a hot dog anywhere on January well no dude not December man that's when

sausage claws Oh that's true That's right. Can't be turning that dude away. December 26th, Sausage Clause visits the boys and girls of Chicago. And yeah, new year, new dogs. That's true. You know, I guess hot dogs are for any time.

So Bobo and Little Devil are just totally naked except for a diaper. Their heads are they're shitting themselves. They're shitting themselves. They each have like a Gerber baby-esque kind of curl. Yeah, that's a gross. That's just, that's the bridge too far. That's like them trying to do That's the button on the joke or something

It's not you can't do that No you can't do that And we really must talk about their torsos This is there are yes Double nipples on both of them Each of them is gifted four tits Four tits I saw the tits There's really more than

There's an undercarriage Undercarriage undercarriage No no I know there's more tits but there's Oh you don't know about the nipples They're might have the second set of tits is nipples So it's like you got the tits And then you got the subtits Which there's no nipples

And then you got the gut And then you got the fupa below that Well the gut is very important It doesn't just start immediately We got a little of a slope going on here It's a low hanging gut Which is very very weird And it makes it when they walk

It makes you want to vomit Even more than you did before Them walking Because they're wagga the guts waggle And it's going in on itself A little bit there too So Jane Eckward put this on Waggled around

It's like this is going great I can't wait to film this Yeah, I think That was it Now I'm imagining Alfred Hitchcock's Speaking of Psycho Please do not be alarmed That I am dressed as a diaper baby

But it's for the next scene But if you move If you move one more time I will nail your feet to the floor It would be a perfect cameo for him He kind of looks like one of these fellas Hello, hello my name is Bobo good evening, please stop staring at my four tits.

I just, and they're sweaty and they're covered in grease. And the amount of grease fluctuates. It does. Sometimes it's like they're just gross and dirty. And then other times it's like they fell in a vat. And like the thing of it is like, I don't know, Judge Vankenheimer. I know that they've been banished outside of the highest because you find them to be an embarrassment. but I would just be like,

oh, yeah, and here's some burlap sacks. You always got to wear them. If I go outside for a stroll, I don't want to see your fucking tits. So you better be wearing this large these dusters I bought you. Just get him some fucking dusters, okay? Your grandma left you a bunch of moos.

Why don't you all just wear them? And it's also rural New Jersey. It's fucking cold out there, dude. That's also true. Winters coming. Is there a kid that died that birthed, these things. Somebody must be or they're all...

Ed Lona or whatever. No, no, she's a virgin, as I can tell. Yes. And she's also, like the judge says repeatedly that it's his granddaughter. Yes. So where is the parent of this? Interesting. Yes. Because then John Candy

is the cousin or something? I don't know. Candy has some line about like the judge raised me. He found... I think he's like a foundling or something. Okay. He's a foundling. Yeah, he said he's been working for him since eight years old. Yeah. But so Demi Moore

in a twist at first she's terrified but then like I guess to save her own life she looks at becomes fast friends with them they're playing cards and like she starts

talking like them as well which yeah it's you know pretty savvy like for this character pretty cool but you know pretty gross for me to have to watch yep exactly because whatever she's doing

and it could be the greatest thing ever the scene partners are these two characters who are just slicked in sweat and black oil all over their backs. Okay, let's send the podcast already. God damn, this fucking thing. There's one part where Eldana kind of has like a Frankenstein's monster move. It almost throws Demi Moore in a fucking firehole.

We want to play with her. Yeah, and that's how she gets in this cage where she's playing cards and she's not sacrificed here. But then now Chevy Chase has to marry Eldana and then in, and I mean, I don't know, like, it must have been a Warner Brothers note of just like, well, if we're going to give you $40 million for a movie, you better have a cool rap group in it. Well, it's like, what? Well, he's from the world of S&L.

What's the musical guest for this movie? Oh, yeah, perfect. With musical guests, Digital Underground. Listen here, the Warner Brothers Corporation has another side, music side. Exactly. And we've got a nice, a wonderful group of fellas named the Digital Underground. and they would love to be in your picture, Mr. Ackroyd. You know what's interesting, though?

I looked it up the same year that this movie came out, the first Adam's family movie came out. What's kind of funny, though, is Adam's family had the M.C. Hammer's song, but Hammer only did a video where the actors were in it. He wasn't in the movie. But what's funny is that's a great movie where if you had had M.C. Hammer cameo in it, it would kill it. The reverse is true here.

This movie is so fucking terrible. terrible that when this left field cameo happens, you're like, oh my God, the movie's saved temporarily. Yes, that's exactly how I felt watching this. There's a good gag of one of the guys in the band when he first sees the judge he takes off a pair of sunglasses, then

another pair of sunglasses and then another pair to be like, whoa, I'm surprised. And then he's like, oh, you're a musical brand. Prove it. And they do, they just do a number. And it's just like outrageous. Yes. It is the best part of the movie.

because the song's pretty good. The judge likes it. He gets out his organ. He does an organ solo. Gross town again because we're playing this organ and we got to do close-ups on his old disgusting hands. With the bikini girls all over like on next to him. Oh yeah. You got to Ashma D.

But I mean they charm him and good on them. And he like waves all the fees and says, you know, he's going to let them go for their contribution for the common. and good, which is, which is good. And what's your name? Tupac's Recore. Okay, I'm going to talk to my friends at the LAPD about you. Just to, you know,

just to give them a little bit. I'm a fantastic musician, you understand. But the attitude. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, that's the sad thing. That man only had so much time on this earth that he had to spend so much of it in nothing but trouble. He had to spend it in nothing but trouble. He made multiple movies with Jim Belushi. Oh, yeah.

Goodness gracious. That one with Tim Roth, who... Oh, yeah. I mean, I think the only time he... Well, not the only time, but, like, you know, he dodged stuff with, like, poetic justice. Great movie. You know, no fucking weird comedians in that movie. No S&L alums either.

Exactly. I think of the Lord on that one. But so, but they also have to... They're going to watch the wedding as witnesses and also play music while they've got to play a funky. Here comes the bride. That's fun. And El Duna comes in. Also, Chevy Chase has been promised, like, If you marry her, like, you're going to inherit a fuck ton of money.

And I'd be like, prove a motherfucker. I see how you live. What are you talking about? Look, can you tell me exactly where Hoff is buried? Because that might get me some money, honestly. And, you know, they do the marriage. There's a big kiss, which I'm sure again, that uncle is having a good laugh at. Oh, absolutely.

Truly stunned, by the way, that Chevy Chase agreed to be kissed by a man on camera. It's a very, like, closed mouth, two faces, like, kind of smashing each other. Well, he's true. The Christmas Day laughs. Christmas Day. Can you imagine it? I think if that happened, dude, a real life crisis over the cancellation of Christmas would have. That would be the fucking first and last shot of the war on Christmas.

Releasing nothing but trouble. It might have actually helped us cut it off at the past. That might have killed Warner Brothers right there. That might have done. the fucking thing. What do you mean? I can't make Batman returns. Oh, wait. They made nothing but trouble. Yeah, that makes sense. Sure. Oh, no. It's a personal favorite, but I get it. But so, but as right after the wedding, he's, uh, Chevy Chase is like, no, no, take me with you. I need to go with you digital underground. Save me. Like, oh, Shireline the whole time, bone stripper for you.

Yeah, totally. I do like there is a nice reversal of, who gets a funny one-liner at the wedding because Chevy's like, you know, well, she is kind of special in her own way or something like that. And then without missing a beat, the judge is like, well, you'll never have car trouble.

And as the digital underground is leaving, he's like, please take me with and he's like, no, I was nervous on my wedding. I forget who says that one of them is just like, yeah, that was nervous of my wedding night too, don't worry, man. They kind of just like, I'm leaving this movie. But then we get this, you know, the DSS mocking of the fucking bone stripper just falling apart for no explanation.

You need something. Like, Chevy Chase needs to be smart enough to put like a bow or something in there. Yeah. There's got to be something. Maybe Demi Moore sabotaged it while she's running around. Exactly. Because instead they just play it as like, this is a thing that happens all the time.

Which like, okay, none of your other dumb shit's broken down in this movie. Get Bobo over there to fix your goddamn bone stripper. What are they doing out there? This is when there's like three scenes missing because it's just, that it just it cuts and then like all of a sudden there's a quick scene of them of demi more having fun with bobo and little devil and it cuts immediately to this guillotine machine and what should be called the judge has her and he's like that shit you're going to die now demi more i'm like this does not make any sense no no no because now they want i guess get chevy chase out of hiding to save her so he she he can take her place and and this guilt this guilty machine or whatever it's got it's like it's like like a plows or something. It's like three snow plows set at an angle. Pretty cool. I got to tell you

Gallagher must have been pissed, right? This is 91. This is prime. Prime Gallagher time. You're going to fucking smash or cut it to a watermelon on my fucking dime. My galenker was always the best with the sledge. You're right. They do test this out with a bunch of watermelons. I forgot about that. Yeah, nothing but legal trouble for you, you sons of bitches.

Ah, yes. A mustachioed comedian came in here once. He had a set of hammers with him. We took that from him. We also took all of his watermelons, 200 in total. He's watching fucking nothing but trouble. He's like, oh my God, Sheila, Sheila! Get in here, Sheila. They stole my plowatine bit.

Not only do I have to sue my own goddamn brother. Now I have to go to war with Dan Aykroy. Oh, no. My legal fleet is thinning out. And then he disappeared, Missing. No one ever noticed, though. Son of a bitch. Dan, I could do what Dan Aykroy does.

I could have been on SNL. I could have been the digital underground mark. Yeah, well, they had the hump-de-hump. Well, I had something pretty anti-Semitic to throw back. I don't know if that's even music, Mark. Exactly. But so, like, they tired of this thing. And it's like, you've been to come out.

in five seconds or we'll cut her in half and Chevy creates a distraction by throwing a barrel of oil into a bunch of other Donkey Kong-esque barrels. He causes a huge explosion to which these fucking things one of them just goes,

I think I've dirtied my diaper. You needed it. We knew they were wearing a diaper. We needed to know that shit was coming out of someone's asshole. You know, wouldn't it have been enough, ladies and gentlemen, And that, like, you're just looking at this thing and it's wearing a diaper.

Of course it shits its pants. No, no, no. You're seeing all the bad on the outside. You need to know the inside's worse. The one place that's being covered there, it's somehow worse than what's going on here. And in the start of the classic, we had no fucking idea how to end this movie. Chevy and Demi escape. There's a train coming by.

They both get on it. And they're like, we're going to ride the rails into the city. Guess what? credits. That's a great time to end the movie. It's been enough already, nothing but trouble. Figures some stupid one-liner to have a blackout note. Sure. There's your movie. Have all the drums start an actual explosion where the whole place do what they actually end up doing right now. Right there. And then we can be done with this. And here's what it is, right? Maybe you don't even need a joke because it's not a comedy. Like, they're on the train. Like, wow, that was wild. Can't wait to get back to the city. Maybe there's some crack about brunch or something. And then. The last shot is the two fucking gross things are hanging on to the back of the train. Like the train goes all the way back to Vanclovenia. Right. They slept too long.

Dropping off coal for the fucking bone stripper or something. Bobo and the little devil do a chest bump and turn into station. And the greater diaper baby comes precisely. It really does feel like the movie ends. But then it doesn't because now we're presented with Brian Dolmori out of nowhere. Raven Barry? and then there's Raymond's father in Oh yes, from justified.

For justified. That's right. That's right. I'd think with Brian Doyle Murray, man, he's in the last like 10 minutes of this movie. Yeah. Right up there at the top of the credits in the opening. There's not many people in the movie, I guess.

I don't know. There's people like, oh, man, it's going to be just as good as catty shack because that had him and Chevy. I just imagine someone being like, I'm going to throw up a, I throw up a, I threw up with the hot dog scene. Oh, the big, I remember you to throw up. Brian Dole Murray is coming, and it's going to be amazing. He's going to save it. He's going to save the movie.

He's coming. It's like waiting for sausage claws. Who also looks like Brian Dolly Murray. Oh, my God, I've been throwing up, and I just, I haven't laughed at all, but fucking Brian Doyle Murray was in the top of the credits. I can't wait to hear his gruff voice. Do you think people were watching the, like, big, like, Brian Doyle Murray heads, we're watching this movie.

And they're like, well, where's Brian Doyle Murray? is he the other fat one of them is clearly Dan Ayckroy but is that I'm gonna dig a little bit I actually thought that what I was watching it before I went on IMDB

I thought that was Rick to CUMM actually that the other one was Oh that wouldn't shock me that would have been so but no yeah so it's just they're at the FBI

and they're like there's all this crazy shit they make a diagram they think it's very smart at least it was relieving to me it's very clear that they've both showered they're both like towels

and their hairs are wet and I'm like it just made me feel a little relaxed I was like oh okay All right. Showers exist. Whatever the zoo masters do to the elephants, that's what you should be getting here. It's just absolutely water scraping the stuff off.

Oh, yeah. Take like a real high pressure. Like when Kramer gets the fucking shower head. Absolutely. Delosed like tank girl at that one camp. Oh, yeah. Get some de-lousing powder. Absolutely. No, that's the end of your movie. Is they get there like Brian Dolomers like,

well, are you going to tell me what this crooked judge is doing? Can I please take a shower? Well, all right. And the credits start going. going up and it's just Brian don't worry outside his shower door, knock on it, you gotta come out anytime soon? What's, oh man, this has been, this is a long

shower. They paid me for the day. That's a funny joke. Yes, it would be way funnier than there is one kind of, I thought, sort of funny thing here and I don't know if they understood just what a comment on the film

overall this is, but that whole, it is a pseudo like Pepe Silvio thing. The diagram they're making. And they're just doing like the two of them are basically talking at the same time like talking over each other. And then this happened and then we're here and then what was that? And I was like

oh this is like a perfect encapsulation of just how little sense any of this makes. Like they're literally trying to explain the movie and they can't and they're stop and they're just like well this is this was stupid but this is what happened. Well maybe maybe if you see it you'll understand it.

So they drag them to the FBI, the military, and the police, it seems. Jersey troopers are all on their way to the Vulcanheiser estate. And like, so they get up there and, of course, Dan Aykroyd comes out. What,

what do you mean? I'm just an old man. You might want to take a look behind you. There's a bee's next. Everybody is corrupt. And correct.

And that's, you know, I mean, again, that's a comment on the law enforcement society of America. It's saying something. It is. You know what I mean? And that's sort of something and then, but oh, the gas is now exploding. So like, there was that quick line of like, and since you know what you know, we have to come

to some understanding. So they're going to be killed. I was waiting for like the Bonnie and Clyde times 10 for Chevy Chase. Like, don't show that anymore. I can't handle that. But let me watch Chevy Chase get the Sunny Corleone like times

10. I'm good. Or I want to watch fucking, like, I want to watch fucking Brian Dole Murray Platoon like explode from a gas pocket. That would be great. And you know, the one, I was going to say it was another like DASS. Smokina, but they did set it up at least. When they're driving through the town, it says caution, sinkholes. Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah. So everything starts to sink and explode. The town, the house starts going under. And Chevy, Chevy Chase gets into his shitty beamer and drives away. You, you, yeah, you, you, Don't see anyone die, really. I don't see Adora die.

The cause it falls into the fire, but you don't linger on it. Yes, yeah. So it's like, and then it's the second ending of this fucking return of the king situation where we're watching it on, he has a nightmare. And then she's like, I'm going to take a shower. He's watching a TV report about the town in Vancouver. And someone turns around to the camera. And it's fucking accurate.

He's like, I'm going to go visit my son-in-law coming to see you, Chris. See you soon, banker. Going to the big shit. Do you see the dick on my face? Yeah, that's, yeah, the penis is back. And he says, no, you're not. And he runs through the wall and there's the cartoon outline. Yeah, it's a Chevy Chase fucking, it's a human being outline to the wall.

And then cue same old song again and we're out. Oh, no, no, no, no. We got to go to Brazil then. Oh, yeah. Brazil happens before. By like a minute or two. but yeah yeah they're there like apparently uh john kady becomes the police uh their security chief right yes and he's fucking the other ladies doing great this explains the balsanaro situation

honestly you're letting john candy have this kind of power this is where this ends here buddy oh man speaking of this is where this ends uh this movie blissfully ends that is the end of nothing but trouble uh recommendations of course not uh but final thoughts steve the man of the hour we'll start with you. I'm sorry, everybody. I'm sorry for what I did. I wish this never happened in so many different ways. It is sort of weird that this movie is kind of blamed for killing the careers of

Akroyd and, I mean, it killed his directorial career, but like, oh, this was the beginning of the end for Chevy Chase. It just sort of happened in the 90s. It happened to Bill Murray to that old guard, S&L thing. It had to shift out. You know what I mean? You got Tommy Boys coming out. We're moving on.

It was you need to grow or die. And they, you know, Chevy Chase didn't. He was trying to do the same thing. And it didn't work out. So that's one thing. This movie's a repulsive and reprehensible. And I have no.

It's just so inept and just so not a thing to watch. That's me. Chris Cabin. I can't say you need to see it. But as a curio, I understand it's attraction. It's terrible, though. Like I went back. And the fact that there are not that many deaths.

kind of does hurt it a lot even like I might even have been able to deal with it more if that happened I didn't even maybe even need the fucking wet stuff, the blood. I just needed something here and it's just like nobody knows what to do. Chevy Chase is difficult to enjoy

and so I'm just like hanging on to like Dan Aykroyd's spirit and like the 10 minutes of John Candy I get and Demi Moore which is not much. I'm sorry. Yeah. I would say generally not worth going back to it. This is absolutely a no.

I mean, this movie has haunted me my whole life. And sometimes I've actually confused it with another movie, which I think would make an interesting double feature if you want to punish yourself severely. You watch this and you watch Lucky Stiff from 88, directed by Anthony Perkins, written by Pat Proff, the Police Academy and Hot Shots writer.

It's about a fat guy being chased by cannibals. It also sucks. Yeah, this, it's, it's really, it's a, it's a repulsive film. There's really nothing else to say about it. I mean, I guess I do think because it is so bad and it's such a, what are we even doing here, that it is a curio. And if, if you are curious, if you, if you, you know, big SNL buff, SCTV buff, it was a big, you know, SCTV reunion as well as SNL people.

So, like, there's that. I don't know, see if you will be. It is fucking terrible. And Steve, you're totally right. I mean, this comes out. And then Chevy Chase goes to memoirs an invisible man. Cops and Robbersons, which is terrible. We will be back for that one. That's a total state tune. That's him and Jack Palin's. Oh, boy. At least everyone's fucking well bathed in Cops and Robertson. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. It's probably funnier too. Big vacation. Yeah. Well, then he does, he doesn't appear in a good movie. until dirty work. Yeah. And so there you go.

Yeah. And whatever. It couldn't have happened to a bigger ass. But yeah, it was just that Gen X thing that needed to happen, basically.

Yeah. But that is going to do it. And we are just getting started here on season 13 of we hate movies. Season 13. Oh, wow.

Back to win. Eric is back to win. Just like Master Chef, it's not going to be the seasonal losers. We hope we're rooting for losers. Me and Andrew, big losers. Oh, yeah.

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We got a Melro 210. Oh, sure. That's a lot of fun. Yeah, the 90210 is Brandon interfering with the life of an ice skater. Weird. Pretty strange. Strange that he would interfere in people's lives. Well, in Gleepe glossary, where we're going to do a weekway.

which is a type of person in Star Wars and also this it was one of the dudes at Jabba's Palace. Oh nice. His race has since reappeared in the Mandalorian. We'll dig into that on our Star Wars Shine show. There you go. Available

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The Brian Bosworth Lance Henriksen is the devil in this movie Classic Never seen it But this is a long time coming Not only for me seeing it but for us covering it And we're not going alone Because Josh Lewis of the Slezoids podcast

Will be on the show as well Coming back Toronto's own So come out and see us in Toronto as well Indeed And I haven't seen this movie either Really? Oh man never caught it

I've heard I've heard legend of Stone Cold and for like the first five years of me hearing that legend I thought it was something having to do with Stone Cold Steve Austin. You thought you loved Lance Henriksen. You don't love Lance Henriksen. You will after this.

This is what's going to do it. That is something to put on a poster, dude. So until next week with Stone Cold, I'm Andrew Jupin. Steven Sadek. Eric Siska. Chris Gavin. Take it easy. That was a headgum podcast.