We Hate Movies - S13 Ep639: Leprechaun 2 (with James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca of Dead Meat)

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

On the terrifying conclusion of the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular, the guys welcome back friends of the show, James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca from Dead Meat to chat about the outrageous (and superior to the original) sequel, Leprechaun 2! What’s the deal with Leprechaun’s man servant he’s had with him for centuries? How creepy is his “Wedding Chamber” he stashes the girl inside? And dear lord, weren’t there any other actors to play these kids? PLUS: Did the Leprechaun sink the Titanic?  Leprechaun 2 stars Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath, Shevonne Durkin, Adam Biesk, James Lancaster, Clint Howard, Jimmy Robertson, Al White, Tony Cox, and Sandy Baron as Morty; directed by Rodman Flender. Catch the guys on the road in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto—starting THIS WEEK! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

this week on the program break out your big green hats and figure out just where you left that pot of gold because we're talking leprecha I'm Andrew Jupin Steven Sadak Eric Sisko

Chris O'Cabin I James Agenese Chelsea Repacklican Army And we hate movies Absolutely We all go a little mad sometimes You know, Saloene, I guess everyone's a title of one good scare. Sometimes, that is better.

Zombies have entered the building. They're at the door. They're coming in. It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicterman. They're coming to get you, Barbara. These sick fucks using one too many movies. I said, don't you blame the movies? Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative. Put the fucking looser in the back.

It's an excellent day for an exited. Hello, everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning in. As always, that's right. You heard them up front. We have some special friends back to the program to help us close out the 2022 Halloween spructacular.

Please welcome back to the program. I'm James and Chelsea from the Dead Meat Shows. Yeah. Hello. Hi, guys. It is a thrill to be back talking about one of my favorite franchises in the world. Lepricot. Hell yeah, dude.

What better way to celebrate the second in this long-running franchise than bringing back our two lepraconologists. Hell yeah. I gave you guys an option when I emailed you. I was like, we can do aepricon two or we could do anything else. and you were both lepracond two. They were saying two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two. Well, now we're past the boring original one and we're into the meat of the series.

So that's why I'm excited. Right, because the way I'm understanding this, James, is that now that first movie is completely forgotten. Yeah. And two on, is it a single storyline or are we forgetting each time? No, not at all. In fact, like I said, last time, there is a running theory that each movie has a different leprechaun figure. Oh, that's right. That's right.

Of course. But now the series knows what it is tone-wise, whereas that first one is just them fucking around on a farmhouse. Right. Sure. I mean, the thing with you, you were correct, this franchise is now in the meat. But I would suggest much like your podcast, James and Chelsea, it's dead rotting meat. Yes. It's no long.

We're not in the fresh meat of this. series. We're in the very, immediately we're in the stinky gross shit. Yeah, it's boring as God, oh my God, I hated this fucking movie. I had a little bit of fun. It's okay. It's okay to like a movie. I know James and Chelsea adore this feature.

Eric already attacked me on Twitter. What do you say? He told you to get help. Yeah. Michael Jordaned me. I'm backpedaling now because now I see you and I got to be nice. I see. Here's the thing is, uh, traditional this was one of my most hated

installments of the leprechaun franchise and it wasn't until this viewing that I finally succumbed and appreciated everything in it. Yeah, I do think Debates Twitter followers are a little concerned. They are. So what like turned the tide

this time? Because it's probably the same movie every time. Oh, substances, yeah, okay, that'll do it. Come around. I had a little bit of fun with this movie last night. I think it's Because I think the first one, to your point, James, is, like, trying to be a real horror movie. And you can't because it's like, you're just throwing Warwick Taylorvis around, like, literally a throw pillow. So it's not that scary.

This, we're, like, getting into cheesy ginger dead man horror joke kind of territory. Sure. He's not getting tossed around as much in this movie. That was a big problem for me. I mean, this, we have a problem with leads being at all interesting. Like, I feel Jennifer Anastie. absence so hard, it's unbelievable. Oh, my God.

This guy that plays Cody, Charlie Heath, charisma black hole, ladies and gentlemen. Not good. But a shining star next to his co-star, Chauvano, whatever. This is one of the worst performances. I'm so obsessed with her performance. Hi, what are you doing? What do you mean? What's happening? You mean, it's really over?

she for me I mean listen it is a righteously bad performance but she to me has the line of the film where at the end she just yells at Cody he's gonna blow how did she know that I couldn't stop thinking about that how does she know that he's going to explode because nothing indicates otherwise

I just figure like okay you stab him and he's going to just you know die maybe he'll melt what she knew she's somehow new and maybe because that's you know she is like the bloodline a lot of bloodlines in this spectacular by the way we of course did hellraiser bloodline to kick things off and now with this closing out this spectacular because this movie starts out with like ireland a thousand years ago that's a big job thousand years ago we're hanging up fitted sheets or whatever on this close line well that was before the English

like fucked over Ireland it was a great place they had fitted sheets and all this stuff that was taken away by the British and like you know this is something that happens

in every man's life before you get married you have to get rid of your male slave you know what I mean which is kind of a drag it was difficult for me to do that

you know what I mean like you finally get the lady you know just right on your eve of wedding like you're free now sweetheart that's kind of tough

you know what to quote a great philosopher for Blink 182. I guess this is growing up of your man guy that you got there. Mark Hopp has had it right, dude.

This dude, by the way, this guy getting choked out looks like a bugger from Revenge of the Nerds a little bit. Oh, Curtis Armstrong. Yeah. This guy's putting in a solid performance. He's trying.

He's treating us seriously. He has his facial hair. Thank you. Looks like one of those, you know, the guy where it's like the magnet facial. hair that you drive. Oh, yes. That's kind of what it looks like. We're very close to actually the actual Halloween now. If you are a parent putting your little kid

out as a tramp, you know what I mean? With the little bottle, with the little bindle. It looks exactly like this grown man does at this performance. Either growing or don't, dude. It kind of went by the wayside, right? You don't really dress kids up as the homeless anymore. No, not so much. That's gone out of fashion, sadly, I would say. Unfortunately, I would say, unfortunately. Yeah. Well, that's why, like, I feel if you're going to try to do that, right, it has to be like a classical, cartoonish hobo. Like, you really have to go over the top to be like, look, I'm not making fun of like an unhoused person. This is like the railroad ride in Bindle Defending. That's what I did one year. I think third grade. I had the hat with the flower in it.

Got it nice. I think it would be good if you did that with a dad has a dick trace. get up and then their kid is the kid. Oh, sure. And then have an uncle be the abusive railway guy that he has to run from too. The thing is, for the abusive railroad uncle, which I definitely am auditioning

for later, you've got to be eating chicken the whole night. Like literally every time you open your mouth, you need to be eating wet chicken and talking about it. Wet chicken. So our friend here is

he's stoked because he's celebrating his 1,000th birthday birthday, which indeed... Yeah, happy birthday leprechaun. It means he's getting married, I guess. You're finally getting married. It only took a millennium, but you're finally settling down. Yeah, waiting a thousand years to get married. That is going to be a green eruption that night.

Oh, so you think he's just holding it all in? He's not going back in his tree for it. I don't know. Yeah, like has he had sex before? He's at least jerked off. Oh, yeah. He does. That tree they come out of it looks...

It's very bad. It's kind of a trussie, so... I have to point out his little outfit in this scene. It's like a new... It's like unlockable D.L.C. Lepricon. You know, this is this cool little bonus outfit we get. I like it. If you...

It's like in a fighting game and it's like someone selected the leprecha... Oh, Steve, were you going to do that? I was he going to do exactly that. Yeah, wait, wait, wait. And it's like, oh, now I also want to select the leprechaun. He's got just a slightly different costume. Yeah, yeah. I also like that the font of the opening credits,

which are interspersed kind of randomly throughout these scenes. Chelsea nailed that when she said that it made her want fish and chips. It seems like it would be on a bad Irish pub in Vegas. It's a total menu font. You would definitely see this. Do you think the new leprechaun times

does a lot of pieces about how leprechauns have to wait. These new millennial leprechauns are waiting a thousand years to get married kind of thing. And they're never going to own homes. they just own trees. They're obsessed with haggis toast or... Is that Scottish? That's more Scottish.

That's more Scottish. Potato toast, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a driest snack. That's a lot of starch, dude. I know. It's really nasty. It's the new millennial craze, you know.

So he says like, oh, you know, happy birthday to me, tonight I take me a bride. And you're like, oh, this is. isn't going to be consensual in any way, shape, or form, Lepricon, I guarantee it. Can I ask for a leprechaun experts? He's, at least from the last one, I've definitely seen Leprecon in the Hood and that might be it.

But, like, this one seems he's a bit more rhymy than usual. He's doing a lot of rhyming in this one. Or is it, or is this on par with the rhyming? Because it's just try as you may, tries you might. He's got a couple of them strewn throughout the film. I'd say this is about his level of rhyming for the rest of the series. Got it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. This is just an Irish trait, right? Or is this specific to leprechauns?

Don't they have kind of a melodic voice? Sure. They're supposed to be like, yeah, they're supposed to have a certain rhyming, like a speech, I guess. But I mean, to me, no, they're supposed to have what? I like a rhyme and speech, like a way of like talking in rhyme. I thought that was true. You just think people in Ireland are just walking around right now. They're like a cartoon people.

Leprechaun specifically. Oh, I was talking about the Irish. I thought you're talking about the Irish. No, I'm trying to move us away from generalizing. Eric keeps pulling us back. Well, here's another thing. In that whole little rhyming scheme, when you're talking about getting married,

he's like, oh, and by the way, male slave of mine, I can't wait to nussle up in her bosom. And I was like, man, don't talk about tits. I don't need this little thing. No. Talking about anything he's interested in with the ladies. It's going to get gross. He's a nasty little person.

He's so nasty. And that never abates. He is just, he's slobbering all over these ladies. He's trying to make these women wet, right, by making them sneeze. Yes. Yeah. Wetness comes out of their mouth. Their face.

Face wetness. Always erotic sneezing. I know it's a big thing for a lot of people. It must be a fetish, right? Oh, it has to be. It has to be. Here they are again getting on about a sneeze fetishists on the show. I can't believe it.

My apology to the Achue community. I know you all are just, you know, enjoying each other. That's fine. Oh, my God. She didn't use a tissue. Look, they're everywhere. I got to say, if you're a servant of a leprechaun like this and he's like, look, you know, things are going to be good between us.

If you just agree to this one thing, I would know after thousands. I mean, I don't know how long he's been. servant but like I would have a sense like he's going to fuck me what do I have what do I have oh I have a daughter he's going to try to fuck my daughter okay so I would just like you know what I'm just going to kill myself take myself out of the equation yeah yeah just like exit you know at stage right get out of here because whatever it's going to be it's going to be bad I know that but I don't think he can die oh you can that's right because at the end he's a skeleton yeah yeah you know man that sucks that's part of the movie by the way that's

Skellington jumping out. It's, it's not bad. I like it. Skelly bite. Or just a dude, you've been traveling around with this fucking leprechaun for a thousand years. You're literally just an animated skeleton. He keeps tied to a wall or whatever. God, what an existence. Sucks. The thing is, she has to, it's, she has to sneeze three times in a row without somebody saying, God bless you, which I just feel like that I'm an aggressive, God bless you were. But now I'm going to even be more so just to keep that leprecha. I'm going to do it less. I am. I'm a, I'm a Zunititer, and apparently that doesn't count. Because Cody says it at one point, and it just breezed right past

it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't listen to those German sound of things. I mean, whenever I hear, now that I know about the sneezing sex fetish community, I'm going to say gazoon tight and bless you, and a much more, like a Barry White tone,

try to get a little bit more allure seductive with it, I think, you know. That's probably the best way to go. That's what you do when you're done with sex, right? You crawl off of him or her and you go, God bless you. Yes, that's perfect. I'm never going to give you up and never going to go away. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm just more filled with gratitude weeping about it. You know, just like, God bless you. Thank you so much. I'm jerking off in the corner saying, God bless you. Right before he sneeze. So Chris Cabin, though, you think this is a bit of a nefarious thing on this leprechaun's part? I thought it was a happy accident. It was like a small town.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, you think so? He's like, hey, buddy, I got to show you this really hot girl. And the guy's like, oh, yeah, tell me more about her, Lepricon. Oh, well, this, that, the other thing. Like, he's been going off on it for like months and now the big reveal and it's the daughter.

Oh, no, dude. His face, this little shit has been scheming for ages. He just wants to fuck with this guy. I can see him like holding back a laugh the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. I love this girl, this girl that you don't know. This girl, he probably watched grow up.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. definitely. There's just a bunch of other leprechauns behind him like, yeah, no no man, no, watch what he does, watch watch, watch. He's going to be so shocked. So he, you know, we're watching the sneezing happening

and William decides, hey man, you know, let's just, let's go to hell tonight. I'm going to say God bless you and fuck this dude over and then try to run away from him. Yeah, well. Classic mistake here. He gets like six feet and lepricon powers take over and he's

like throwing this dude up into the air and shit. You can see the cables. Oh, yeah, we could see the wires on our copy. It's great. Oh, what, what were you watching it off of that, of curiosity? Way too high quality of a TV. My Blu-ray copy on our 80-inch television. The best

way to watch a leprechaun film. It just wasn't supposed to be seen like this. We were watching it the way God intended on a peacock stream. Dude, you can see a lot of strings in this movie. Oh, I wish I could have seen it.

It was way too shitty. So he gets screwed over here. And then it's like, all right, well, I guess he's got to wait another thousand years or whatever. To fuck his descendants. Yes. We're going to fuck one of your descendants. That's a small window, too, you know? Like, you tried once and it failed.

And now he has to wait another thousand years. Yeah, totally. Well, I guess I'll just go back to pay it for it. You could do, you know what, Lepricon or anyone listening, really, you could do whatever you want to any of my descendants a thousand years of the future. I don't know them. They don't know me. I'll be so dead. It's fine. I mean, I think

I'd feel better about it if I didn't find out about like the credits go over. You're finding about all the Hotties that the leprechaun missed. Oh my God. In the thousand years that went by, there's a there's this jazz age flapper type. Yeah, there's a flapper for sure. It's like the

most just comely maidens on the family tree. And also the Titanic. Yes. Oh yeah, I think they come over on the Titanic, it looks like. I think Leprechaun did the Titanic. That definitely could be. That should be a movie. That would cost money, but

because we looked at because we were like, well, wait, it can't be the Titanic because it took off from England, but it stopped in Ireland and then it went, yeah, so could be. That was the one deleted scene from the Jim Cameron movie. Yeah. 20 minutes, they stopped off in Ireland. In the scene when Jack and Rose are spinning down with the poor people, You could see the leprechaun just clap it along, playing the knife.

He also watched her get drawn by him. Oh, yeah, he was looking on. Oh, yeah. He was steaming up a different car. He's dancing on the top of the glacier while it's going down, just like a little jig on top of it. If you look in the background in the beginning when they're all boarding the ship, he's like crawling up one of those ropes, like a little rat to go and getting on that boat. One of the funniest, like, intertext things I've ever seen in a movie is this one that just says a thousand years later. Never before, I think, if I've seen such a precise and huge number of years.

Also, we can't not acknowledge her scream that ends that cold open because it is manic. Her face is the most terrifying face I've ever seen. It's like... It's such like a... Okay, and scream? kind of scream like you can tell she's being because she's like

like the breath like get ready for an inhale the camera whips up to her the director of this movie Rodman Flender which is a fake sounding name but this gentleman actually also gave us idle hands

in 1999 starring Kevin Sawa which is a fun little Halloween time spooked have you guys ever cover that one on the show Not yet. We haven't covered it. Okay.

It's due. And then he would go on to direct many episodes of TV comedies, including the Office and Ugly Betty and Suburgatory. Like, he did all right as a TV director. Yeah, he's also, he directed the now totally irrelevant documentary Conan O'Brien can't stop. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's the doc about his concert tour. Yeah, he didn't stop.

Yeah, he's actually amazing. This guy had a career after this film. it's yeah it's very bad dude being a man is cool there was definitely some like erotically charged thriller that he directed before this that I was looking on his IMDB totally filled with like absolute nobodies but it was a pretty like saucy looking

poster I have to say erotic nobody's and all that ain't bad by the way anybody want to watch sister act too because there's just It's, I kept like, peeked around. Like, I could be watching Sister Act 2 right now. That'd be a fun way. Yeah, it's on the marquee because they're in downtown L.A.

Probably guerrilla shooting without a permit. Oh, for sure. I would love to know this movie's budget. There are some edits in this that make it feel like they were shooting this without permits because we're cutting a little too fast and so, you know, especially the very end. Well, then there's also the one part where it cuts where the one guy in the background just yelling, hey, you won't get the fuck. And then they cut.

Getting yelled out by his security guard. I mean, especially that the whole scene, like, basically right here where, like, the kid is trying to get Clint Howard and Kimmy Robertson and this other couple, like, into this fucking hearse on the street, guaranteed that was like, they're getting yelled up by somebody. Then Clint Howard had to turn around like, oh, hey, man, I was on like Star Trek that one time. And they're like, oh, yeah, fucking Clint Howard. Yeah, you can make your movie. I'll go to Ron if you don't leave us the fuck alone. Listen, Captain, it's okay. Ron Howard's brother said it had to happen this way, okay? That guy's like the king of Hollywood. This guy's the prince. It's fine. Do you know what kind of

fundraising he does for us? Do you have any idea? The man shows up, okay? It was for Lepricon 2. Captain, do you know how big Lepricon 1 was? It's going to be an amazing movie. This kid, Corey, is giving Darkside. Yes, Cody. Cody, yes. Excuse me. It's even dumber. Foppy-haired grifter. Is there anything worse?

This kid, this fucking ABC, TGIF reject, this fucking oh my God, the character design. I mean, it's just like this kid's clothes. That's a character. Drew Cody. He was crafted.

Yeah, the costume design in this movie really, really pitch perfect here. It's just like, no, it's just kids. Airwalks fucking sneakers and baggy jeans. Never before was like, you know, the kid from the first Pocus, I guess, really did have something because it's the same, cut from the same cloth, but this kid

was that guy standing for sure. Exactly. That he's acted circles around my man, Cody, here. That kid was in matinee, sir. Yeah, that's true. He had some real sauce there. And I will say that going forward, if we commit to this bit of us doing the leprechaun series every year, I unfortunately have to let you know that The leads never get better. The two leads are always the worst part of each movie. But the characters around them do a good job.

Like this one has all these character actors, like you said, Clint Howard and Kimmy Robertson. In addition to Tony Cox and Michael McDonald later, which is great. And then what's his name? Sandy Barron. Oh, as Morty. Putz it. He carries this fucking movie as Morty. Compos.

Jack Klompis. Man, like, if you told me, hey, Andrew, you're going to watch this, to and the guy who played Jack Klompis is in like 80% of it I would not have believed what is Jack Klompus I'm not he's on Seinfeld Oh yeah I don't know Seinfeld that wall

Oh yeah Incredible character It's worth it's worth the watch but yeah I mean he's he's great in both I did great I don't know but he's Well I mean he's something here He's trying so hard in this His performance here is very accurate

To an alcoholic like I watch this and I don't feel good It's bad. I don't like it. I'm like, I see family members in this character and it makes me uncomfortable. Well, that's, I mean, I guess to say this about Sandy Barron's performance in this movie, it's nothing like Jack Klompis. So in that regard. Yeah, he's very different. Yeah, very different. You know, surprising character actor here.

So Cody is just trying to busk these people into, he does trick Clint Howard and his wife and the other couple into the hearse. And then he goes to this Brennan's Irish pub. And is trying to get his legal guardian Uncle Morty into, to drive the hearse. And like, immediately I'm like, that can't happen. Like, I was just like, this really short scene, that can't happen. Look at this guy. It's Morty's business that he's helping out with seemingly. And yeah, he's shit-faced.

And then we leave these couples in that hearse for seemingly an hour and a half. They have so long. Multiple times they make pit stops and just leave everyone. this car. Once we finally get to the people back in the car, it's night now. It was day when they got in and now it's night. They just sat in the car for hours. I don't care how cheap the tickets were. Your time is worth more. You know what it is. It's because they're in L.A. I bet they got stuck in downtown L.A. and there's not Uber or anything back then. It's like, fuck. You can't just walk or use public transit in L.A. They just needed a ride. Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean, when the tour

goes tits up though now you're just like basically kidnapped with this kid. Yes. Yes. You know, unless you know like the number for a cab company they go to this, what is it? It's like a bowling alley or something or the go cart track. And it's like, oh, we're having another break and you're just like, now you're in the fucking middle of nowhere with these kids. 70% of this movie takes place at a go cart track, which is fantastic. And honestly not enough go carts for that to be the case. Yes. No, I want more of that.

I want to see more action. on the track. I mean, we do get it towards the end when we get the Super Lepricon Mobile, which is great, which is fantastic. So, I don't even think he's like rolling down the window for these freaks in this, in this hearse. I think he's leaving you. But

like, how good could this tour possibly be worth sitting in a car, hot car in L.A. for two hours. A hot hearse. A hot hearse waiting for an alcoholic to drive you to your death. Well, like I can't, I don't understand why you wouldn't just run for it.

Chris, don't worry. It comes to nothing, and none of these people die. Nothing happens to them. They don't matter in the movie. They don't. They don't. Sadly. Well, we do get that moment of the woman throwing a bucket of water on the hearse and

say, my husband may be sick, but he's not dead yet. That was kind of a funny gag. I love her. Supposedly Bella Lagosi's old homestead or whatever. Yeah, Stella Lucas. These perverts are really hard up for Jane Mansfield. It comes up like five times. It's like, you want to see where her head popped off.

And that's his fucking Cody, dude. This is his like selling point to Clint Howard like, oh, this tour's going to be so fucked up. You're going to hear audio of Jane Mansfield's head getting ripped off. And I'm like, what kind of a fucking selling point in that? Unless you want like an outright serial killer to attend your tour. Anyone got that Howard? Anyone got that clip, got that audio?

Shoot it on over. No, because I don't think John Travolta was outside recording sounds in the night. when that horrible accident happened. Blowout could have used a leprechaun. Uncle Morty, we need to change our sales pitch. We've already got David Krodenberg and J.G. Ballard. No one else is coming.

No one else is going to show up. I also, this guy's name being Morty, and he's Uncle Morty. I keep thinking the kid's name is Morty because they kind of look like this weird, bizarreo live action Rick and Morty. This feels like a...

Morty is very much a Rick. Yeah, it feels like a weird, like a forgotten episode or something. Two belches away from being Rick Sanchez, for sure. Yeah, he does have the wet mouth and the burping. And, yeah, so, like, he grabs him into the bathroom. And he's like, come on, man. He's even trying to, like, sober him up.

Like, that ship has sailed. It's so hard to watch. Like, it's not fun. It's tough. It's so uncomfortable. Especially when Morty, he's like, oh, you sold these tickets? Well, that's good, but still not good enough. And women, they're just going to tear your heart out.

I'm like, I've had this conversation. at Thanksgiving and this sucks. And the set design here of the bathroom of clearly just fake graffiti they put up. Happiness is a warm gun. Charlie don't surf. Get that reference, people. It's another

movie. This set design and decoration in this movie is like the most kind of high end student film aesthetic where it's just all the walls are very blank but that we just kind of put a few things

like magazine cutouts of a car on the wall or yeah just sporadic graffiti it feels very student film it's so weird. The espresso bar is clearly too long feels like something I shot in college. Or

low grade porno like one of the new. Well I mean being in this car with this kid because of course Morty can't do it he's too drunk and he's only got hours to live really So, you know, floppy hair takes them out And this would be what it would be like

To hang out with like a fresh new film student For a couple hours being stuck in this car With this tape deck somebody's got to stop him From using this tape deck Somebody's got to stop it I get what you're doing Just give me the cards Where are the cards? Can I read them?

I don't want to fucking listen to you talk anymore kid Yeah, he's got like a soundboard in his car That he's got like screams And I forget what the other buttons said. Yeah. That's kind of fun. Like there's ghost sounds or stuff.

Ghost one. An awuga for some reason. The point is they're supposed to meet their friends at the go-kart place. Oh, we should say, yeah, his girlfriend Bridget is none too pleased that he agrees to do the door. How are you doing? I'm so happy to meet you, Clint Howard. How's your brother? Look to me, Bridget.

My boyfriend, Cody. You have to work. on our afternoon when we are going to hang out? A half an hour late. She loves go cards, dude. She loves them. Here's a question, because a little bit later

we have the most obvious body double in the history of body doubles. We're going to talk about it for 40 minutes. I'm not going to spoil in New York. Yeah, yeah. Well, wait. But how bad was that woman? Because, like, clearly the point was, like, at some point they asked, you know, Shavon, like, hey, you're going to have to be naked for the She's like, absolutely no, which isn't a prerogative. But then if you're like, okay, if you're not going to do that and you're terrible acting,

what if that, that lady wants to do everything and she can speak? I think it was because the lady with the rack on camera was an even worse actor. That should have to be. Which is to be. Which incomprehensible. How could it be, right? Great question. Yeah, so she's totally pissed off.

They're doing this tour. And it's just like, yeah, we're going by these houses. like a bogus like star tours thing you know we're going to this house and you know yeah it's Bella Legosi's house great okay I'm glad Clint Howard paid fucking $40 for this or whatever it's like 75

because he says that he to Morty like he has almost $300 from these people so it's like 75 bucks ahead dude that's tough what is that in today money oh my god a million dollars I'll run I'll do inflation because this is 93 yeah yeah 94 yeah

filmed in 93 maybe I mean like you know every tourist gets scabbed you gotta fucking know man you gotta know you just gotta know look at that kid just look at the bull cut the bull cut is all you need to know to say no he's also he really the way he sells

them like he's putting his arm over Clint Howard's shoulder you can't be doing you can't be touching people well Lucy from Twin Peaks is kind of into it right away I don't know she's like horny for this kid because she's like trying to get away from Clint and she's like I'm in I think you're on to something there because that

whole scene is like yeah Clint Howard doesn't want to do and then this kid is like fucking cuckin' cloward he's like all right man i'll fucking take your wife on this tour you can just sit back why don't you just sit here clon how don't you go to this nice ice cream parlor and this is a year before ice cream man came out so oh wait do you think this is the same character then i think he may have gone to that ice cream parlor and it changed his life forever okay i ran the inflation calculator oh excellent and if so why we we think they each paid like 75 bucks because he said like 300 yeah uh that's a hundred fifty three dollars i don't know

if that's right wow almost double that's more than going to Disneyland for an entire day with a park hopper oh jeez what's worth it this tour is worth it i mean he does say you might well go to Disneyland if you don't like it if you don't want to dark yeah you're fucking baby why don't you go to Disneyland Clint Howard you fucking little baby. Cody, are you going to sleep with that older woman again because I'm so sick of you selling your body on this death store?

Can we go to the goofy coaster when we go to Disney? Or are we stopping at Harry Houdini's place again? Oh, yes. So we go to Harry Houdini's dude and we got this fucking sign that says to our friend Harry Houdini from the people of Kill Kalli.

It's Killarney. This lepracons nickname is the genius of Kalarney. Of course. James Jesus Christ. It's a moniker. I heard that too and I was like the genius of Calarney.

Which is surprising because he's one of the easier horror villains to trick. Yes. Like he gives him milk chocolate. Yeah. Especially if you have boobs.

Like he's pretty easy to distract or trick. But so it's like this, I guess it's in front of Houdini's house and he's supposed to be Houdini's front yard, I guess. This is real.

It's a real place. It was on when I was looking at wedding venues, That was on my, not short list, but it was one that I had, like, bookmarked because it's really beautiful, the building, but, yeah. No, we're not talking about the tree there. Not the tree. Okay.

The stairs there. That could have been fun, though. Oh, my gosh, I like to get into the reception. Everyone has to crawl into that. No, no, it's much bigger underneath. Just you have to get, going to wedge yourself in. It's really big down there. But we get, at this scene, we get a cartoon-esque hobo guy jumping up, going, wow.

I thought it was Tobin Bell. for a second. I did not. It looks like Tobin Fowl, yes. He really does. I wish it was. That's an interesting face off.

Oh, dude. Jigsaw versus Lepercon. Well, the way you could do it is if like the spirit of Jigsaw went into that puppet because then it's like same size. And then the puppets fighting the leprechaun

and then like Chucky comes in it's like a battle royale. The tone of that would be so weird and bad. To like a little. accommodate both of them. I'd watch it immediately. It seems like exactly what I would want to say.

There's six of us. I think we could crowd fund the movie together. I think the six of us can get the rights to Lepricon v. Jigsaw. I think we can get that going. I think it's $150 each and we can get that. We can get that together, I think. I like that Leprecon is introduced with Eric Siska's most wanted superpower.

The ability to make whiskey bottles come to you with the, flip of a wrist he brings this whiskey he brings a whiskey bottle into the tree house yes he sucks it off with fishing wire that you can see my question was was he going to arise

because it was his 20th 2000th birthday or did the whiskey do it like is that that's my question like a Finnegan's wake thing where it has to hit the ground and then he wakes up or is it like a I think it's more like earnest scared stupid which is the tone that I

found this similar to the most in that like it is it's it's the time it's just it's going to happen it has to happen tonight and he has his chance I think you're right dude actually an earnest v. Leprecon movie if you know how did they not do it right yeah how did they not do it I don't understand

earnest scared stupid better movie sorry easily easily hey Vern he's pulling my teeth out you know all things considered this this unhoused person it makes it out the best out of that's very much. This was the moment where I was like, fuck you movie. I cannot stand a blown

opportunity for a kill. And that's exactly what happens here. He pulls out this dude's gold tooth and puts in his little pot of gold and then lets that dude go. Absolutely not leprechaun. Does leprechaun know that that guy's just going to get tangled up in the system and like his whole life knowing that lepracons are real and being in and out of jail? And that's ultimately worse than killing him. from Ireland. He has a soft spot for the poor. So he's like, you know, I got to leave. I've got to leave this B. Maybe, you know, this is bad enough

what I've done here. Yeah. I guess this, to your theory, James, that there are different leprechauns. Because the first leprechauns pot of gold coins seemed like they were enchanted for thousands of years, really like firm coins. This guy's a little fucking meth head just getting whatever gold he can

get his hands on, man. He's going to be taking copper wiring out of house. Absolutely. Do you. Oh, you know. one of those brass door knobs man. You know, the other supporting evidence for that theory is actually in the first movie when leprechaun gets pulled over by that cop

and the cop is like, how old are you? Leprecon says he's like 200 years old and then this one is 2,000 years old. So explain that. So does this, maybe not this leprecha, maybe another leprechaun fucks and so I'm just saying they're fucking and they're

making new lepracons. And how does this work? Can he like if he gets with this woman who loves the go-karts sure yeah is there offspring leprechaun yeah there's going to be a litter of lepracons yeah they look like him

that's what happens Eric is those are the ones that are looking for the copper wiring they're not looking for gold they're only looking for copper and that's they they go they they're the genius of parsipany not of an Irish place but of a New Jersey place right but a litter

so she births like a giant sack of him. He says that and I mean like, we'll get at all this. But yeah, so he rips this dude's tooth out and, you know, he says, I forgot me know of the cane, which is, you know, it's kind of now we know what we're doing here. We're having a little fun. Which he knows about,

even though he was in a tree for a thousand years. Yeah. Sure. Good point. Well, maybe, you know, I don't know. Maybe he heard people like talking by the tree. Maybe he used to drug people with it, like a Jeffrey Dahmer-esque type of thing. Gotcha.

I just realized, too, if this movie had a higher budget, I really wish that at some point in this, because he's in L.A., he would have tried to steal an Academy Award from, like, some cameo actor's home. Oh, fuck, that's a way better thing to have in this movie. Yeah, he's like, up in the hills, maybe breaks into, like, fucking Nicholson's house.

And it's like a dude. Or, like, so, like, a celebrity cameo of, like, a lower stakes person maybe, but you imagine it's like some actor playing Jack Nicholson just doing a bad voice mostly shot from behind he's in a bathrobe the whole time or maybe he's like he goes to Robert Evans's house possibly maybe

I was sitting around and shirk it off to Ellie McGroar and all of a sudden this Librigan game and he just you know then we had a good couple of coffee and we were talking to each other it was a good time the lepricon was yeah they end up in his hot tub yeah exactly you know first

time I met lepercon I said that man is a star He's got potential for the big screen And we got wet together Yeah I just had a curiosity Have you ever thought of a going in the hood? Yeah yeah

I just think about somebody Lepricon in the hood We got a picture How about space? Would you like space too Because we could eventually get you there as well, sir Oh my God, I love your face And what's that?

Godfather 3, I'll take a note of that Hey, Leprechaun You're always welcome to come to my house. You come here for a second, man. If you ever bring that fucking weird guy, Clint Howard in my house. I will fuck you up, baby. I will

fuck you up, Robert Evan's style. Of course, says the picture. But he so Bridgett's like, could you draw me off at the go-kart race? Because I want to hang out with my friend, Ian. And Ian... I love that.

He is like, this girl needs to realize it's okay to be single. If your two options are fucking grody grifter, fucking tour guide. But I gave you chilly dogs, Ian. Yes, exactly. It's not to just be single. It's okay to just give yourself some time.

Also, we don't know how old these kids are, right? Because we want to keep it less creepy, I guess is the idea. I guess so. But later we find out that Cody has a legal guardian, so he has to be under 18. School is, that's an interesting point. I mean, school has mentioned, I assumed college from the looks of everyone, but I guess not. he's driving, remember when he, they're at the, uh, the police station

the learners permit. Yes, he says he's driving with a learner's pyramid. Oh, ew. What? That puts him at like 15. They're like 15. Yeah. So she's like, I mean, it would make sense because no woman over, no woman period is going to be like, oh, cool, go-carts. Like, you know what I mean? That's a child. But then you got the leprechaun that's like,

ooh, yeah, I'm 2000 and she's 15. Talk about an age gap. Yeah. Problematic age gap it's a spring winter of three years from now relationship but yeah so like she's like I don't even want to see you anymore Cody I'm going to hang out with these go-card friends and like you know that's she is really laying it on heavy to like make him jealous like I'm thinking he's going to get a fucking picture text later of her with him and it's going to be bad man

Knows chili dogs. Yes. Chelsea, you keep pointing out the, the chili dogs, which I think is great because later on he's like, what, knows, he's like, what, I can't come inside and be with you? I bought you chili dogs.

Yeah. Chilly dogs equal sex. Also, it's transactional. The gnarly fucking diarrhea inducing chili dog. Yeah. Blow job. I mean, come on, Ian.

also he has one of my favorite line deliveries in this entire movie which is saying a lot but it's when they it's right before they go out to ride go carts he goes let's go start our engines like he pronounces the beginning and end of every word in the craziest way and I love it he's really laying it on too

like in front of this Cody he's like yeah let's go and he's like putting his arm around bridge and fuck dude get There was also a little bit of a jump scare at the go-kart place because there was dog P-O-V shots, which we were led to believe were leprechaun shots. With the dog named Andretti at a race car place. I like that little detail. I just feel like if Bridget held out, she could be dating the assistant manager of an Arapa style. You know what I mean?

Like, which is a much better. It's a little more glamorous. You get a discount scenario. But they were just on the market, Steve. I don't know. they that he might be too good for her honestly especially if that's true if he if i mean the romance is like so what do you do for living what can you get me some shirts are we breaking up can i still use your employee discount how about chili dogs

i love the little moment in between the the go-kart racing and then like the fucking aftermath of his bad date where the leprechaun's just hanging out on the street and he's using his little like magical stick to be like, point me to the direction of the bloodline or whatever. And then like this dude throws a quarter at him on the street

and he's like thinking he's like busking or whatever and the guy like puts his hand out oh I'm Tim whatever from CAA. Call me sometime. He's like giving him of his card. Dude, this casual ripping off of the finger? Oh man. Yeah. It's great. It's like a stick of cheese. It just tears right

off. It's incredible. The way that actor delivers the line quarter too is like, it's a quarter. What do you want for me? Yeah. And also like what so what do you, I mean, again Robert Evans thought the leprechaun had

something. I guess like the what spark did you see in this little leprickon that you want to take a meeting with him? Sometimes you just got to take a chance on talent dude, ask Robert Evans. You know what? I just saw in the name of the father at Khan. I'm interested in the culture. Maybe it's

going to be a big one. Maybe it's a big time for this. Also, the way that seen is shot, very indicative of the budget. The shot of the agent is just this low angle shot and it's black behind him. It could have been shot in a void. In a void. So this

happens and then we go directly from this to I think the Ian thinking he's making out with the fake there's like the police station scene Yeah, the police station happened Oh yeah And then like 40 orders pizza

I forget what's going on at that Oh yeah 31 minutes Yeah, Mr. Domino's Delivery person Yeah it's a thing where So he's getting in a like little You know disagreement with Bridget About the date, whatever

And he runs a red light Oh yeah They get arrested Clompus bails him out And yeah so he's bringing him back to the house and he's trying to teach him some lesson while also teaching him three card money like really trying to develop this kid's con man skills

I guess. Here's the thing. So he's like oh he does the 30 minutes or less because he's a cheap bastard you know he takes his free pieces like hey you want pizza and the kid's like no I don't and I've never seen this happen before he has pizza on the table and then he just puts it to the side on the floor exactly like that's not what you're doing man I'm having pizza if you're not having pizza

that's how I'm going to do. It's better when his room temperature. I hate hot pizza. This apartment feels too real also. This doesn't feel like they location scouted it. This feels like someone who was working on this. This is their apartment. Like all the horror movies posters.

If it's not, it is great production design. Yes, it is. That clutter is very real. It looks like a garbage hole. It acts like a garbage hole. And there's like a random gravestone in the back of like a real person who I looked up, but not anyone notorious. It's just like... No, like the first link when I

Google, the name was find a grave. It's not like a real person. Yeah. Or it is, but not like a famous person. And that's right. Exactly the kind of floor you want to leave a pizza on is that because it gets the flavor. It adds the flavor down there is what happens. You got to feed the silverfish at some point. Yes, of course. That's true. That's true. You don't want them getting hungry crawling up the bed. You also see like there's like, like, like you see the bottom half of a Friday the 13th two poster. That's pretty sharp. Dude, Chelsea's eagle eye spotted something in the background.

There's a, on one of the posters, and I was trying to figure out hopefully what movie it is, because if it's not, I'm a little concerned. There is a swastika on one of the posters. There is a swastika and leprechaon, too. I was trying to figure out what it could have been, and it might be the keep. I can't think of what else it would be. Well, this morning guy's very old. Maybe you saw the big rally at Madison Square Garden back in the day.

got himself a little souvenir. Hey, Morty, what's, Morty, what's, what's this about? Well, kid, you know, I had a lot of extracurricular interests. You know, I, I floated around a bit in the 70s, okay? All right, I've taught you three card money. I taught you how to break into a car and jumpstart it with the wires. Yeah, I got that done. Oh, and so now I'm going to show you, kid, my plate collection.

Nice play collection. Not for the faint of heart. To prove your bona fides, because if you or I ever get pinch and go to jail, what's the gang you're going to join? There's only one. There's really only one for you.

Look, you know what? Who got a bum rap? You know, not enough people say it. Lenny Riefenstall. Beautiful, a maker of images. If you so asked me, what? What?

What are you looking at me like that for? Okay. All right. So Eddie's way. Across town, yes. Well, better movie, dare I say. Not that I agree with it. Just in a technical sense.

Right. In the technical sense, yeah. The production value, if you will. Way better production value. Yes. Worst costumes, worst leading actor, you know, for sure. Give it a few razzies to balance this out. So a couple problems with the production.

So across town, Ian is dropping off Bridgett. And, yeah, he gets a little handsy and it's like, hey, let me come inside. I know your parents aren't home, et cetera, let me come inside is exactly what he says. Yeah, he does. Two meanings. And she says no, and he just immediately turns right.

He's grumbling to himself outside. He's so pissed. He's called his stucco bitch. Yeah. What about those chili dogs? What about those chili dogs? I took off for the night. Oh, that's right.

He did take off for the night. And Bridget loves a man who shirks responsibility. because she is not happy about Cody working instead of hanging out with her. I paid for extra large Sprite and Freedones on the side. This is maybe my favorites. Like, up until now, I'm pretty with this movie.

Like, and this is like the best scene, period. This is awesome. It's the best part. Oh, the garage kill? Yeah, it's great. Yeah. The garage kill is incredible. It's so funny. Yeah.

I didn't even know he had this power that he can both create a hologram and throw his voice at the same time. talented little fucker dude definitely. He does what's needed at the time. Magic apparition of her back now exposed bosoms

but those bosoms are actually the blades of a lawnmower hanging in a garage. Like an upturned lawnmower. Yeah. A super lawnmower. This is not this took the ooze. This is a law goer with the ooze. It's not right. It's got more spikes somehow.

Let's talk about body doubles for a second. The body doubles is the way that you usually use body doubles. It's sexy and, you know, the actor or actress doesn't want to do it. And, you know, you could do like different angles, like maybe it's her face and then it's her back and then it's whatever. Then you're showing whatever. You never do, you show her face and then you go down to her exposed chest, which is almost the same shot. And then you can absolutely see the difference in skin tone, the difference in body type. The gyration. Like the body doubles like doing a sexy movement. And then the actual actress is just like back and

I'm sure someone will explain a way it's because the leprechaun hasn't seen her nude yet. He had to imagine another woman. Got it. Sure. You know what? That's canon. It just feels very like this director because what we did the math, he would have been like 32

doing this movie. Yeah. It just feels like kind of young inexperienced director realizing, oh my God, no, I'm going to have a naked woman on set and just like, okay, just flop the camera. Just get this over with us. It's so awkward. I guess we're going to shoot your boobs. sorry. Did anybody take a look at

Mr. Rodman Flander? He looks like the third gun brother. James Gunn and the other one. As long as he doesn't look like Eric Siska again. Oh, yeah. That's right. I just thought my appearance was ghastly. Which is true. No, I just didn't want all of your relatives to be making the leprechaun franchise, dude. That's true. I think I am probably related to the director of

Lepercon 1. But she's like, oh my Gosh, you're right. Look at them. Yeah. She's like, give me a kiss on my bosom. And, you know, that's, you know, it's actually spinning blades,

which is fun. You know, here's the thing, though, and this scene especially, but like there's a couple other kills I felt the same way. Why are we showing stuff? Yeah. Budget.

Because it cuts to silhouette. Really, that's got to be unfortunate. Right? Because this movie, it looks so fucking cheap. Well, I think the big budget went, went into, I mean, you know, honestly, seeing the guy hanging later is pretty good, but we, I think the Morty's death with the, with the, the stomach.

The stomach apparatus. That's probably the whole budget for the movie. Yeah. And, and, and leprechaun's makeup, which looks great as always. Thanks to Gabe Bartalas. Yeah. Like, we're producing something right now and just doing the math for effects. It's incredible how much of your, like, oh, you want a blowing up head, add another digit to your fucking budget. I feel like then you save some scratch by figuring out another way to kill this leprechaun at the end besides dynamite this movie, which is, you know, no, then you have no movie Andrew, I'm sorry then I walk, okay? But the problem is it's not like the movie is not well enough made that like it establishes any kind of

you know, atmosphere or anything whatsoever that makes up for the fact that they don't have money for effects. So it looks shitty, it's executed shittily, and it doesn't have any gore in it. Now I'm like, now I'm just watching a made-for-TV movie. Which I think that's why they leaned into comedy, you know? Yeah, for sure. Big mistake, because there's no comedy in this either. So she, uh, Cody shows up, uh, with flowers and she's like, oh my God, that's so

pretty. Oh my God, look, but, oh, what is it? She goes, uh, wrong holiday. Oh my gosh, yes. And then my favorite line, she. She says, but even if it was, it doesn't matter because I love them. I don't know what this little inhale she does at the end, but it's my favorite. Maybe she's actually a great actress.

Maybe because she knows she's playing a 15-year-old and she knows their stupid as shit, you know. I thought that she was for sure some European actor trying to hide some accent. No, she's just super Californian. Super Californian, yeah. Oh, Cody, I could never stay mad at you. Cody, I could never stay mad at you. Oh, yeah. Angryest face ever.

You can't see our faces, but they're real scary. She falls for the oldest one of the book. She's like, oh my God, these are beautiful. He's like, not as beautiful as you, babe. She's like, oh my God. Like, that's it. Like, she just really falls for it. I love it.

That's so gorgeous. Did you bring any chili dogs? Then we could really get down. They could get down quick. I just went to her IMDB. She's also in Tammy and the, a T-Rex, which is worth a spin. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Under what

what role? I feel like I... Oh, you know what? She is. She's a very small character in that movie. I don't think she gets killed, but I think she's just like a friend of the main... That would make sense. Yeah. Which was a little bit of Tribune trivia because I guess Denise Richards was also up for this role.

Wow. Better movie. A big major step up. Yeah, major. I think, yeah, most of the time when you Google this actress, it's just leprecha. Yeah. You know when the first result is a screenshot of the movie you're currently watching. It's like, okay, that's what they're no way. Now I'm imagining the Wild Things Threesome with Matt Dillon, Denise Richards, and the leprechaun.

The lepracons replaces Neff Campbell. Yeah, exactly. And it's sexy, dude. It's really like champagne is everywhere. We're having a lot of good time. Yeah, you get that thumping morphine soundtrack going again. And it's just like leprechaun's hips moving back. then yeah then

the leprechaun organizes a thing to get Kevin Bacon killed on a boat yep that's right but by the way she's also in previous episode of ours thousand years ago ghost in the machine oh wow and I couldn't

I couldn't recall the character Steve she's in a 1998 episode of 902 and oh oh wow all right I'm excited so is this dude playing Cody I doubt it's the same episode but he is credited on an episode of 90210 as Streaker number two. So, you know,

I'm looking forward to that episode. Hopefully he's not playing a 15 year old in it. Let's hope. Let's hope here. It's a different episode. I just checked. Leprechaun shows up and he starts, you know, he tries to kidnap

or a friend here, the lady, he knocks out Cody. That's, oh, this is the sneeze. The three sneezes. And when Cody does say, goes untight, when he's about saying God bless you, the phone wrap. around his mouth.

Yes. Which is, well, it's great. It's a, it's a phone cord strangulation too, much like in our

We Love Movies episode this month on Halloween 78. It's true. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is a way funnier version, though, because the cord is so fucking long.

It's like the, like when you had like a phone with a cord and old people especially had like just a lot, like a 12 foot fucking phone cord. Because you can walk around the house. Yeah. Just gabin from room to room.

Well, you used to, I mean, Halloween, of course, it's menacing. This, of course, it's just a little joke before Lepricon. I didn't, again, this is one of those things where I just don't know this thing's powers. He could just, like, disintegrate and go back, like, transport himself with a being to his cave, hideout, whatever this is. Yeah, and that's a high level spell. Because even at, like, level five, it's only you and a being similar or smaller size.

Yes, within a range of 20 feet. That's the thing is, I need to see him with a cauldron. I need to see him putting in work for this fucking spell. I need him to actually like, I just need to see his journey with it before I just be like, oh yeah, he can do that. Oh, no, Cody. I'm being transported away when my fridge is full of

R.C. Cola still. Oh, dude. Yes. I don't think I've seen that much R.C. Cola in the same place at the same time in my life. What a shit ton of bad soda that is. Yeah, yeah. So he, I also didn't know.

So he has a Shaleli that works like the super dagger from the shadow. Yes. It just goes where he wants. That's a whole other thing. He has a floating golden pot. This guy, you know what? I want this leprechaun to fail. He's not like a hard scrablin leprechaun. That's true. He's like an elite

leprechaun. I don't like this. This is a rich guy lepercon. I don't fucking appreciate it. He's just taking girls. It's disgusting. Cody at this point, because he's a grifter shit boy, somehow winds up with one of the leprechaun's coins which becomes important. Well, it's like

there's some sort of big distraction here because like the leprechaun drops a bunch of like pots and pans on this kid. Which is great because then it causes Bridget to go Coney, no. How do I cook us dinner later? Somebody help. I'm running around.

It's Billy. You've gone Billy. You've gone straight Billy, Eric. That's fine. I'm running from the leprechaun. Sometimes she kind of sounds like butthead This is when the movie starts working for somebody Because she starts wearing a collar for the rest of the film I bet I broke down someone is turned on by this

You know it Dude because he's like oh I'm gonna take you to the bridal chamber And I was like Bridal chamber And so this was fucked up though So he's like oh yeah like you know You're the descendant of William O'Day and that's why you're to marry me.

And she's like, oh, well, that's not my last name. And he's like, no, but you got to O'Day in your blood. And that's when it hit me. I freaked out for a second watching this movie. That was my nana's family. Oh, shit. Now the fuck leprecha. He could fuck you, dude.

Come on, let's do it. Watch you to hell the night, leprechaun. You know, at first, Chelsea said that it wasn't that bad of a rap getting hitched to lepricon because he has so much money. I guess because we watched so many horror movies. And I'm just like, you know. But then he wraps her up and he's talking about a litter. Yeah, no, then it got weird.

And, okay, I changed my mind. He's also, like, I have to change your appearance because it's so weird. He's like, I have to make alterations. And I think it's actually terrifying that he doesn't elaborate further on what that would entail, aside from making her face look different. But it's also, it's something, something so that the children will nurse on her. And this is when, so leprechaun's like, sorry, baby. I just realized some of my gold is missing.

I'll be right back. And you want to know when I would kill myself in a movie? It's right here. Because this guy's got magic. I am not trusting my shithead grifter boyfriend at all. I am hanging myself at this dude's little tree house before he comes back. Well, has he already, he's done much like the Mormons, he found a romantic gesture in wrapping her up tightly in his sheet. And I think this has already happened.

I think that's already happened. Please, see us in Salt Lake City, November 15th. WHMpodcast.com, click on that tour tab. But so, like, he's like, oh, shit, my goal that he leaves her. Yeah, she gets out, she rips out of this, like, weird. Yeah. She does escape. But here's the thing.

The most disgusting part of the movie happens right now because he starts freaking out about the gold. And then she's like, well, hey, can you undo me, you know? Like, I want to get pretty for you, whatever. And he's like, you know, oh, well, I'll just be right back or whatever he says. And this is where he leans in and he goes, kiss me, I'm Irish. And she gets her face licked by this creature. And he, what falls out of his mouth is supposed to be like drool or whatever.

And boy, oh boy, if that don't look like fucking semen, I don't know what to tell you. The consistency is bad. He's trying to fucking snowball with her. I couldn't believe it. Does he, he comes out of his mouth? or did he? We're unclear. Oh, now, wait a second. Wait a second. Here it is. The beginning

of short bus, but with the leprechaun instead. Yes. He's a short fella. Get them all together. Yeah, it's a beautiful time. Everybody's wet. I do think this scene where he is talking to her and she's settling about how she wants to go home and he's like, no, but like this is your home now and home is where you'll stay. I honestly think that line

delivery is really scary. Warwick Davis is good. He's good. It's a good delivery. Here, I got to put this. plant this flag now before you get another comment on your subreddit. It is pronounced to Warwick. Oh, that's right, Warwick. It is not Warwick. I would always say Warwick. It is Warwick.

I feel like you've told me that's so many times. I have, I have, hon. It sounds like, Warwick, Warwick. Warwick. Warwick. Don't pronounce that middle W. So Warwick. Warwick. Warwick. Warwick. Just trying to help you guys out.

Are you guys going to have to get separated now that she mispronounced it? I think one more time So the cops show up At one point outside Jack Klompas's house Because the other thing is Cody is now

He's got a murder beef on him Due to Ian being Face hamburger And Bridget disappearing Yes And he's like flowers Suspected of all that He left flowers like

I love you It's to be Cody So then they're like Oh that's right That's right Let's find this dude That's thing Boy and I could not believe

That this movie also has a scene where some old-timer just luckily has this coin book he's got because he comes in he's like dude it's a lepricot

he's like what are you doing in my lepracon book it's like why do you have this lepracon book is like yes yes I know raw and iron is the only way to kill a lepron we all know this and I'm like it's made up if I known I would have returned this book five years ago to the library

I guess this guy's apartment I'm not super surprised And like are we surprised An old man has a book about coins That's true Not at all I guess that's true But it is just hilarious

The second movie It's like oh thank God I had this coin book Which we should say In the last movie It was a four leaf clover To destroy a leprechaun Now it's wrought iron

We're just changing things around Of course Although wrought iron is Because the first time I looked at this movie Like six years ago I was like Where'd this fucking

Rot iron thing come from No that's actually Legit lore. That's just it. So I bet this missing thing is too. Yeah. Yeah. Or any fay.

That's the thing is lepracons are fay. And I guess wrought iron. I've got a lot of fay enemies. So this is great. Well, so wait. But is it part of it that when you, when the levercone touches it,

that they explode or is that, is that. Yeah, that's how Bridget knew. Oh, that's how you knew he's going to love. Chris, maybe he needs to penetrate him, you know?

I see. Like run through. I got you. I know, because he throws the fire poker through his hand at one point. And he just kind of like shakes it off and then just goes to go through his heart or something. Yeah, it's going to go through a major organ, I think.

That'd be cool. That was another way that he could reproduce. Like they all, like all the little bits become in like Fantasia where he packs up the broomstick. That happens in Lepercon returns. Oh, my Lord. The fact that I don't remember that, dude. I've seen it more than once I feel like.

It's a ringing endorsement for that movie. I'll get to it someday. It's a good one. I bet you remember whatever Wikipedia article you were reading while you were watching it, though. I do like Klompis here is like, or Morty, I keep calling him Jack Klompas, but he's like, I'm telling you, kid, leprechauns don't exist and immediately gets in the face by the leprechaun. Some of the timing of the violence like this is kind of funny. It is, yes. And they sort of, oh, a bookshelf gets dropped on the leprechaun right here.

Yeah, Morty just pushes a bookshelf over and he's like, what did I tell you about trusting lepracons, kid? You can't do it. Oh, that's right. Because he's like, I'll give you the coin. If you give me bridges, like, yeah, I'll do it. He's doing the old finger cross deal. Oh, right. Yes.

Of course. He crosses his fingers behind his back, which is, of course, you know, not binding for curses and spells. He goes to a bar for about an hour and a half. Like it takes a lot. We are really just taking a happy hour here. That's where I want to go for an hour and a half while watching this. We go to a bar from the wire. Oh my God.

Yes. It reminds me of, does anyone else seen that movie, Bloody Nose Empty Pockets? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. It's this like, this pseudo doc kind of,

not really about this like deadbeat, disgusting bar in Vegas. And boy, it's just like this movie also gets a, just right of like you know scenes take place in places like this and you can smell the bad beer you can smell the fucking decades of rotten cigarettes on the wall and in the ceiling tiles and stuff like they go into this place i'm like yep i can smell the fucking pond smell already and you know for a fact that's the you a leprechaun could actually walk into this place and nobody would

blink nobody would be like that wouldn't have an issue would be like oh yeah he's just another person like me man he's my brother yes he is a lepercon and yes, he has magic tricks and he's going to try to eat me or kill me or something like that. Chris, that is exactly what the movie does. We get a whole group of little people dressed up as leprechaun.

It is a parade of little people. And it definitely is just like that sketching one of the jackass movies. I forget what jackass movies. Yes. Where they have Wee Man and a bunch of feet like other little people filter in. And then the paramedics come in and the cops. And they're also little people. Yeah.

In this film, though, we have now a more well-known little-person character director, Tony Cox. Tony Cox, giving the most bizarre performance I've ever fucking seen. It's weird. I don't know if he, I think he's just fucking done with this movie. Yeah. I think the director told him to do some things and he was like, oh, okay, yeah, I'll say those lines. He says it with this maniacal look on his face. And then at the end of this whole scene where leprechaun's drunk and everything,

Tony Cox is the last one out of the bar. And I don't understand this line, but he says something like, good job, man. I'm 5,000. And then you see him stop acting halfway through the line. He turns around and leaves. He literally just probably got into his car.

Like, but he'll take a lavalier mic off and just put it on the table on the way out. I mean, he's like, he's genuinely menacing in these scenes where it's just like, what is he doing? Like, in a movie where I'm mostly like,

oh, God, just let this end. like Tony Cox actually stops him dead especially because the last shot he's just staring out a urinal is he going to use it or what's going on here? I think it's supposed to be a sight gag of like how do I use this at this time

but he's like there were jokes about that. He's headed over the tank kind of a thing like he is eyed a piss level and it's like I don't know. Actually a naked gun they had a I forget which movie maybe the first one they had a joke of like a little person at a urinal I was going to have to

Stay on my toes, you know. I feel like we're referencing stuff that was going around in the early 90s. Got it. Is it just as like, yo man, want me go? Want me gold? So the leprechaun gets into a drinking contest

with Jack Klompis right here. And Klompis is, he's basically drinking like not booze, right? Yeah, it's Coke. What was it? It's like... It's coke and water. As the bartender tells us directly staring into He's staring right into the camera.

It's very uncomfortable. So, yeah, he's like, we're going to get a little drinking contest going here and I'm going to cheat because I'm like, you know, the Forever con man here. So we get a little bit of nice Warwick Davis shit hammered, which is pretty cool.

It's Warwick. I know, but you know what? For fucking 38 years, I've been saying Warwick. And 15 minutes ago, I found out I was wrong. So give me a few minutes. He's really coming out of the camera. here. I think it's weird

that leprechaun can get drunk. Yeah, that's weird. It is weird. And that it affects him so strongly. Like, you can't even do his power back. I thought he was going to be tricking clompus. Right. Because you think you know, a guy born on St. Patrick's Day Irish, obviously, he's going to be able to hold it. But I guess they're doing this thing because of

body mass index. I don't know. I would say when Bridget is going through for eternally going through the lepracons, a man cave there. He does have a nice little drink cart. I was like, I was like, it's pretty nice. It was like, yeah, he's a little dusting, but I like that he has it. It was a little steampunk for my taste, but it was okay. I was like, but he's, I mean, he's getting into it. I think on the

weekends, the lepracons getting into it a little bit. Probably. Well, you're down there for a thousand years, dude. Yeah, what else do you got to do, man? He's making it. Although he is still picky, because he doesn't like that blended Canadian. That's true. First rhyme when he comes out. Blended Canadian. There is, we should not get out of that, the bar scene without mentioning that during the drinking contest, all

the little people are cheering for the leprechaun and we're referencing the Todd Browning film Freaks doing a little one of us Gaba Gaba. We're no Gaba Gaba's, but just he's one of us. One of us. It's a little much. It's a little demeaning because in freaks, they're like, they're

supposed to be like circus performers. They're not just little people. Yeah. Yeah. They're not just people going to a bar. Yeah, just trying to live their damn I mean, I think that's maybe what Tony Cox is a little bit annoyed about. It's like, okay, I just came here to do this. I know you just had a great idea to reference to an awesome movie.

Why don't you do the chant from freaks? You know, you're a, come, yeah, do it. Because you're an actor. You're an actor. Dude, I just had this great idea at lunch. I was thinking about that awesome classic film. Do it. Do it.

Hey, Rodman, why don't you come over and do it? Why don't you come in here and get on your knees and start doing shit? That's what you need body doubles. There should be all little people body doubles. I don't know if you guys caught it. There is a Warwick Davis cameo out of makeup. When Cody leaves the bathroom, he almost runs into a little person, that is Work Davis out of makeup. And he says, watch it, nosebleed.

Yeah, nosebleed. Oh, okay. I remember the line. Oh, all right. That's Warwick. Warwick. Fuck me. Warwick himself.

I didn't recognize him. I'm so used to him in now like his 50s. He has such baby face here. He's like 22 or something. He's so young in these movies. Yeah. He's really young in these movies. I love him trying to levitate that ashtray and he's

so fucked up. He just drops it. Yeah, that kind of rules. He just resorts to breaking a bottle over his head. He's like, yeah, fuck it. Classic. Now that you're drunk take us to Bridget and he doesn't want to do that. So he breaks a bottle over his head. And he soberes up at this coffee shop.

which is a funny idea. But come on, Lepricon, we've all been there. Like, you still got to get, you're still not driving tonight, Leprecon, okay? You can drink all the coffee you want. Yes. And have some water first too, just going from whiskey to coffee. That's not going to get some whiplash. Get some food in you too, like a big heavy meal.

He's going to be sleeping all night on that pot of gold. No, but yeah, this dude needs like a Ruben stat. You know what I mean? Big ass side of curly fries. Some bangers and mash, maybe. At the coffee shop, the barista is, of course, Michael McDonald. An unrefined Michael McDonald. Is this pre-Mad TV or right around when that TV starts?

He's credited as Michael James McDonald. Ooh, okay. You know, you see that this is going to be a talented comedian. he's giving it his all he was funny in Mad TV oh yeah he's also in that Halloween kills he's one of my yes I love him

yeah and this is like that was not his first foray into horror exactly yeah he's been killed by leprechaun and Michael Myers I was going to say this is probably my like this is maybe the best kill overall just because you see the whole thing yeah and it gets nasty

it's great I love it which is weird to waste your big kill on the saucy barista, but sure, you do you, Lepricot, too. You do you, whatever you want to do. He joined Mad TV in 98. Yeah. Oh, wow. Fourth season. I appreciate the hand, you know,

pseudo-crucrucified to the table, you know, and then he's getting like the espresso, like steam at him. But for that, I was like, I don't know, man, just bend over. Just like bend your face away from it. It's a cool kill, but it kind of didn't make any sense.

Pivot your neck a little bit. Maybe. Totally. It's kind of like that death in the beginning of Bone Collector. It's very similar. And they dealt with the neck problem in that movie. So you know what?

Smarter production. I'm just going to say. It's definitely a kill you come up with while you're writing this and you're like, oh man, that'd be so sick. And then when you actually stage it, you realize,

oh, this actually doesn't really miss. Yeah, Michael's like, so Rodman in question, why wouldn't I just, no, just it's, we have to wrap out. The answer is it's leprechaun too. I do like the idea of like,

of Michael McDonald's being like the Ben Affleck on Armageddon to Michael Bay with Rodman Flander and being like, this doesn't really make sense, Rodman. I don't know. I don't know. You know what? Just do it. You know what? Just do it. Just do it. Just do it. That's a very funny

bad affleck clip, but the more I think about it, the more he was just being a fucking little snotty dick. I'm like, dude, we spent millions that we can't, we're not changing this now because you had the great idea that it doesn't make sense to send oil drillers to space. Thanks, but no thanks. You're welcome for being cast. Fuck face. You know, I will. He ppped it up.

So much of that commentary shit is just propaganda. Oh, for sure. I'm glad that he was wasted. He's good and drunk. And like, I also like the idea of Michael begging stirred up by somebody just because, you know, he's so, like, easy to, like, remember that there was a famous clip of him, like, the

his cards went down, like, during a speech, like, he couldn't read the prompter. Oh, really? And, like, he just walked off the stage. Oh, no. Nope, I'm out of here. Later, losers. Teleprompter in chief over here, Mr. Michael. But so meanwhile, Bridget is taking a very long time to go through the lepracons cave.

Dude, I would be fashioning a noose. She's just looking, she finds an awe and she's like, oh, this will kill the lepracons. Dude, this, like, buried box of shit that he has in his house, just the leprechaun's garbage time capsule, whatever this thing is. Oh, my God, I found a stabby screwdriver. a cripplingly terrible line that she has here she finds this thing and she goes I'll have a little wedding present

for you when you get home man fucking take two Rodman Flander take two Again like I am not like I don't trust myself with this all against this magic lepracon It's like nah dude I'm punching out because I am not having a litter of leprechaun babies.

No, that's not. If that's in the offing, I'm offed. You know what is a fact that I often forget about this movie. It apparently was theatrically released. The birded leprechaun was straight to video, but this one did hit theaters. Oh, no. Which can you imagine paying full ticket price going to see this movie? No.

Did it make money? No. I think I read that it was only in like 250 theaters or, something. Oh, okay. That makes more sense. Sure. Yeah. It was impossible to make money and it didn't. Yeah. Like the last porno theater in Times Square was like.

Leprocaut 2. Opening Friday. Closing Friday four hours later. Two and a half showings. They, so whatever they we wind up. What is it? How do we come back to the go cart track? Is that? Well, because they, he

knows, well, is it the go car? Because, yeah, because Cody, when they're trying to think of, okay, how do we, how do we kidnap the Leprosonda? And he remembers, okay, Rod Iron. He sees some slim jims and that makes, he makes him think Rod Iron. And it makes sense because after, because you realize, okay, he's thinking of luring them with the dog. But at first, it's like, Cody, no, that's beef jerky. And it's a little overdoing. Lepricon is not allergic to beef jerky, to my knowledge.

So it's like, like, Rodiron, Rod, Rod, Rod, Roddy, Roddy, Roddy, Roddy, Piper. Beat jerky. Oh shit. Should have figured out a way to get rowdy, Roddy Piper into this movie. That would have been

the boost like a Gremlin's too where we're just we're in the theater with him and the lepercon and it just got such we just break the fourth wall

for a second. Yeah. It would be so awesome. I would love that. And that would be then. I don't really understand your powers little man. You've got to explain them.

Or we could do like a 12 minute fight between Warwick Davis and Rod Piper like they live. you know what I mean? Oh yeah Yeah put the sunglasses on I don't know what sunglasses are

I'm 2,000 years old Then he just keeps throwing him In various dumpsters That's where he belongs We paid for this fucking go car track And we are going to use it So we're back there and Yeah they're emptying the safe

And you know Uncle Morty is you know Being Uncle Morty's trying to steal the money And he's like Uncle Morty Now remember We're being chased by a fucking a demonic leprechaun so let's cool it for a second please you can't be a cartoon villain you can't be scrooge mcduck here just please act like a human for five seconds a boo the monkey from

aladdin and take the situation very abu the monkey yes i don't know man you're like fucking breaking my balls all night getting me chased around by this lepricon i'm helping you out with this safe clearing plan let me keep that wad of 10 grand or whatever you find you sure that was yeah that was on the little guys that the floppy hair was fucked up for not letting him at that but still i mean he gets his just desserts but also this is also on leprecon leprecon you got to know the dog door like dog doors are no good for you they're traps every time they're traps because there's going to be a dog there or in this case an open rot iron safe i actually i think this is kind of fun tricking him into this safe and yeah they close it up but with dog doors and

stuff. Did that exist back in the day? Like a thousand years ago? Oh, a thousand years ago? Like the year 992? No, it was like I'm just going to cut a hole in the side of my little house I made. What are you talking about? Andrew, don't you remember the fucking scene from Northman where the dog door where the kids are being burned into church and then there's a little dog door where

the smoke's coming out? Right. They had to like put a log over that. Yes, they had to bark it up. Come on. See, you know, they've been around for forever. I will avenge you father I will save you mother

I will feed you Fido No I like in the beginning When they're crawling around and like howling and barking at each other they have little dog doors to crawl around it That would be amazing I know Robert Eggers is already doing Nospheratu which is cool

He should do leprechaun reboot and like make it about old Celtic myths And really go deep with it He should do peyote in a dog house you know who legit has been fighting to make a leprechaun movie is Darylind Bousman who made a lot of the saw sequels

and who did Repo the Genetic Opera He has been just lobbying so hard So then it would be just Also bad Right Is he gonna Is the lepricon going to build machines

Like Irish machines to kill That's like all I can That's what goes into my mind It's an Irish machine It makes you drink faster Wait, that's how we get Jigsaw versus leprecha There you go

Oh, Oh, leprechaun, you like drinking, do you well Have all the Guinness in the world See, it'd be surprising to do The Lepricon with Saw Because you'd think Saul would be Hellraiser, right?

Because toys and the whole fucking thing Torture, yeah, yeah, machines Saul's not sexy enough to be hellraiser I guess that's true It feels pretty sexless It does. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just cruelty, huh?

Yes, no one wanted to have sex with me because I had cancer. Dude, he was a wife guy. He was a wife guy. He was a wife guy. He was a wife guy. She's gone. Dude, he's zero swag. Total fucking loser.

Fuck you. Well, yeah, he's making videos with toys all day. No, thank. Totally. No, no. Yes, exactly. Right? Yeah.

Oh, my lord. You fucked up Mr. Rogers, weirdo. No, no, thank you. There's a reason that guy's not getting late. The leprechaun is now caught in a safe And we think we've got the leprechaun here And this is when Uncle Morty tricks Cody, which is not very difficult

To get locked in a closet Cody going to investigate these planks of wood Come on Cody There's an earlier establishing shot He just walks into this closet And like looks at these planks of wood And then leaves And I'm like, what the fuck was that shot for?

Five minutes later he's like, there's some planks of wood In the closet. We're going to need a ramp to get the safe into the car. There were some two-by-fours in the closet. You better go get him. And he locks him in there to think, no, kid, I'm going to, we're all going to make out well

with this situation with the leprong. Remember how I told you to never trust one? Well, I'm going to. I'm about to, yeah, hold you. Q 10 minutes straight of Cody just yelling, Morty, no, Morty, stop. Morty, no, stop, Morty. man and this kid yelling too

this fucking stinks to high heaven with this you know it is I'm not gonna ask for a million dollars because I'd probably get it and not be stuffed with it what I'm gonna ask for is your enchanted pot of gold which will certainly fuck me and kill me and it's like well then here you go dude

you're fucked and killed yeah so it starts growing into his belly you see the whole yeah it's like Alec Baldwin and Cat in the Hat God expanding. It is. And I mean, as Seinfeld fans, it was really something to watch this guy die. It really was. It's really great.

I mean, he's just yelling, get it out of me. Get it out of me. Well, because what I remember most about Jack Klopp is, is him being very annoyed. So, like, when he gets into this tone, I'm like, oh, that's him. He's doing it. He's doing it. What do you want with all those old raincoats? I cut my hand breaking a window

to get into the garage And you know He's got all this gold in his stomach Get it out! Get it out! And he's like, you have to wish me out of the safe He wishes him out of the safe And of course, Cody's still screaming And I mean like it's

I don't it's unsettling to see like the big full belly With the gold We could have done better at cutting it open Because it just looks like tissue paper You know what I mean? It was no blood. There's no blood. It takes the pot of gold out.

It's just clean. It looks like you're like opening, like opening up like a tire. Like it's just like, it's rubber. Like I'm just like, okay, I guess. Because the first thing I'm like, oh, that's gross. Like watching that just be in him like a live Tom and Jerry game. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's got hair on. It's gross. Um, but yeah. So it gets ripped out.

That dude's dead. Um, Cody gets caught by the security guard at some point. this fucking guy. Dude, this security guard seems like he should be in a very small part in a Tarantino movie. Yeah.

Yeah, I could see that. It's like, yeah, well, it's a weird, well, Clompus also interacts with him at 1.2, right? And he's like, he cops him. Oh, no, he calls him a security guard

and the guy's like, that's security officer. Yeah. There is so much ink spilled on the security guard, man. Like, I guess we need to do something for 15 minutes. It's security guard time.

But yeah, so this is, when we've been at the go-kart ride the whole time. To your point in the last episode James, he often does have a little vehicle and we do get a little vehicle at this one. And this one's the best little vehicle so far. It is, yes. It's got like

an anti-clover design on it. It's pretty souped up. That's the only nod to his weakness of four-leaf clovers and in the opening scene you get the only nod to a shoe fetish when Williams on the ground is like, your shoes are filthy. And then those are

never brought up again in this. Well, I guess like the, oh, like he has the like toppling, like, oh, you mean like his fixation with like how people's shoes actually look. How he jerks off over his shirt. Oh, yeah. I was missing because you assume on Klompis's like cluttered floor, there's all like

half shoes everywhere. You assume he's just a paradise for him to pick around and find some shoes. Yeah. But those might be too dirty for him. Maybe. Yeah. It's got a bunch of spikes and he we could, again, a budgetary thing, I could have used

since I know everything about this fucking security guard, no his mother's made name is, etc. I could have watched him get really plowed by this go cart, but it doesn't really happen. No. Nope, not at all. Which is, this is where I like had it up to here with the lack of gore. I was like,

a fucking leprechaun just drove a lepricon go cart over a dude multiple times and I saw none of it. It just did like a crash zoom in on lepercon's face. It's really disappointing. I do like that shot of him though. That like rap suit, just on Lepircon's screaming face

It's like a mad back shot. Yeah. Another point in favor of Leprecon returns. Lots of gore in that one. Now I'm interested a little bit. I do. Yeah. I think at least he should throw like a red turtle shell or like a little

ghost should come up and throw some splatter on him. Totally. At least a banana peel. Something like that. Oh, crap. I got the feather again. in this scene is my favorite Cody line of this entire movie where he yells I'm gonna save Bridget I know where you live

it's a cave it's mostly just a cave I know where your bridal chamber is and meanwhile Bridges is like bad it's taking a long time for the leprechaun to come back where is my bank husband Did I just inherit this tree?

Hey, Rodman, is this still a movie? Are we still a movie now? Does this tree have a bathroom? The whole thing's a bathroom. She's getting smarter here, right? Like, she's like, I'm going to try the duck soon. Yeah. I love whenever Leprocon actually gets flustered by a woman.

I think it's so funny. He doesn't know what to do. He's like, the dog that caught the car. Just like, oh, fuck, she's actually into it. Yeah, because he goes back to his tree and he's like looking for her. And I actually, once again, I have it playing silently on the other monitor. And I'm just now noticing, you can see her just waiting at the top of these stairs for her cue. She's like waiting in the far background for a good 15 seconds.

Did someone say action? Broadman. Rodman, can you put up a starting pistol for me? I'm just so I can start right. Well, the funny thing is, at the end of the go-cartes scene, we find out that if he has the, if Cody has the coin, the leprechaun can't kill him, which I think is new, right? That's different.

That's new. Yep. That didn't happen in the last one. So that's kind of the ball game here. So like, what's, like, I'm never giving this leprechaun the coin for the rest of the movie. That's it. That's it. And you'd think it would come to something at the very end of the movie.

It kind of does. It does. It does. Well, I thought there was going to be kind of one last scare at the end. Well, you know what he should do. Oh, yeah. I know what you're talking about. And that's a bit of bullshit.

Yeah. He should pull an Ozzy and just swallow it. And then leprone and get that back. And then what's he going to do? Listen, you put it in your body. Then the lepracons, somehow maybe there's a chance he's like crawling into your gut. Like, or he can't hurt you. Well, if you got the coin.

Well, sure. But like, but that was just just this one. Like he was about to go up Francis Buxton's butt in the first one. Yeah, see, let's get the thing. He was just about to do it. He was going to go spulunging for that fucking going. You know what? It probably wouldn't come to anything, but I don't want to invite something to my

anus unless I want to invite something to my anus, you know? Yeah, yeah, man. Eric's like, hey, are you on the list? All right, get in. I just, I feel like this leprechaun movie is the one where kind of most clearly lays out a path to, if not defeating the leprechaun, just getting him to leave you alone. Like, you take a piece of his gold so he can't hurt you. And then you just keep him drunk forever.

You put an IV of whiskey in him. And like, that's it. Yeah. Or you keep tricking him like, all right, dude. If you do two more shots, I'll definitely give you the coins. All right. And you can't underestimate how just how stupid the leprechaun is. Because if I was handling gold coins my entire life the way the leprechaun is,

I would not be fooled by a chocolate token with a tin foil around it. I just wouldn't. Well, listen, Chris, we had to end the movie. Sure. That makes sense. Basically, she tries to stab with you all. It just breaks, obviously. That was never going to work.

And, you know, now we're just running around this cave for a real long time. There's a skeleton fight, which I appreciate. Skeleton fights. Anytime the skeleton shows up in a movie, I'm into it. And the skeleton tries so hard. What does he say? He's like, I'm doing my best master. I'm doing my best master.

You are going to be part of the skeleton league. The scenes where Cody and Bridget run down one hallway and then emerge from another, it's funny, they do it twice, and both times, as an editor, I'm noticing the cuts. Because the first time, the camera gets jostled a little bit, so the frame rearranges. And then in the second time, you can see the lighting change. Like, they run into the shadows on the left side. It is one of the most basic camera tricks that is literally used since the... late 1800s.

Right. I forget. Like George Malier just like, what the fuck? The Marx brothers wouldn't make this mistake. No. No.

No. But I forget. I think Trimark is also, also did Wishmaster movies. Yes. Because this looks almost identical. Like, if you turned off the lights and went red,

this looks like the Whishmaster later. It's inside the jewel. Yes. It looks exactly like that. Superior franchise. Superior film. Oh, man. Well, I don't know.

I haven't seen Wishmaster 3 or 4 Oh, don't know. Three is not so good. Three sucks shit. Because you get rid of diboff after the first. Yeah, what am I doing? Wait, he's not in, he's not in anyone about the first one? He's not three or four.

No, he's in two. Oh, okay. And then it becomes, I'll watch two then. I just love him so much. Yeah. Two is a lot of fun. Two might be superior to one. Two is really good.

Ooh, okay. Well, I have to watch that, James. But I do. Also, by the way, Trimmark incredible logo. That golden lion, it's just really cool. Gorgeous stuff. You know, I bet that the camera's getting all jostled around because they built this set

and even the floor is like part of it. I bet it's like a raised set. So you move and the whole thing. Chelsea, I thought you were going to say that the set was built next to some railroad tracks. They got a great deal. Yeah. I filmed this at the Angelica Film Center.

Oh, man, terrible place to see a movie. A little New York ref. Oh, one thing I wanted to word. Did anybody notice the music when Cody gets down into the tree? It is this triumphant fucking like electric guitar riff straight out of the end of every Bill and Ted movie. It's kind of a fake you two song kind of.

Maybe that's what we're doing because it sounds very like. It sounds like you went on Epidemic Song Library and you typed in Hopeful and Building and it like gave you this. And then we know we didn't talk about the scene earlier when Cody is laying in. bed and he's watching an old movie. Oh, right. He sees Bridget appear on it. But throughout that whole scene, it's just like

four bars of music looped over and over again. It never finds a song. It's so infuriating. It's like you're waiting for the song to do something. And it doesn't. And it goes for so long. It's just the opening of the streets have no name for like four minutes. It's just over like the little chugging guitar

thing. But James, who among us hasn't been swindled out of a girlfriend by a go-card assistant manager? You know what I mean? Like those fucking guys They get all the luck. They get all the gals. All the luck of the Irish. It's a weird, you know, I mean, because this movie, yes, of course, filled with magic.

The leprechauns using all these powers, whatever. But like, that's the character where magic stuff happens, right? Like, because this whole thing is like, he imagines not only Bridget, but Ian and they're like making out in this old movie and then like he snaps out of it, like the TV turns off.

So you're like, oh, was it even on? And I was like, no, no. He says, he's like Bridget and they turn to look at it. Oh, that's right. Yes. Which is another element. like it's another layer of what the fuck is going on here. No, not for this movie. Not for this movie whatsoever.

I think every scene like that was just to get it to 84 minutes to that. They could fulfill the contract. We've run around the lepricons a little high at a house enough and finally the leprechaun makes this big move which is he impersonates Bridget

which we know he can do and she's like, give me the coin and leave us alone. I know it. Just give him that coin. We'll get out of them all and we can get an orange Julian Orange

Hot dog on stuff they do They do make out a little bit He makes out with that leprechaum He makes out with that leprickon He's like an it when John Ritter Makes out with a Pennywise and kiss me fat boy

Oh right Definitely would rather kiss Pennywise Than the lepracon for sure Oh it's Tim Curry Yeah exactly Give me in there Yeah at least there be some class to that makeout session

And then worst case scenario, he pops on those deadlights. I forget everything and my hair goes white. Who knows? You know what I mean? I bet Warwick. Warwick is, I bet he's got some, you know, I bet his tongue can do a little few tricks. I don't want to sell him.

I mean, yeah, if you're picking between him and Tim Curry, that's not so. Yeah, I almost said I didn't want to sell him short, but that's bad. That's a Michael McDonald joke. Yeah, yeah. Boom, gotcha. But no, but he, this is what he, this is what he outsource. smarts the leprechaun because he gives him the coin and then you know leprechaun kills cody you're like oh no cody's dead

oh cody oh such a rich character come back poppy hair oh yeah lepracons bald too oh yeah we find this one yes I don't think he is in the first one his hat comes off and he's got like kind of a Hulk Hogan's skullet going on oh yeah it's very Hogan's yeah yeah oh yeah you got to give me three wishes brother oh no it's a wrought iron chair my wishes for you are to take your vitamins

and say your prayers praise America I'm gonna kill you and gawker his hair kind of looks like are you guys Bob's Burgers fans at all? I've seen some. I've seen the little like

monkey mask that gene wears sometimes on the show or it's It's literally the same hair cut. Just like red hair where it's like bald skullet kind of a thing. I loved it. Yeah, the hair looks like it should be attached to the hat. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like you would buy that whole thing at like a fucking surf shop as a shitty souvenir somewhere. But as we've been saying, he gets fooled by a chocolate fucking coin. D.SX. Tony Cox. We didn't see that coming. Come on, man. Take me gold. And he just, this is when Cody. just impales him with the iron pole. And yes, he's going to blow.

It's so good. Like, she has that line, which is so hilarious and poorly delivered. And Cody, not that much better in the delivery department, says that this leprechaun, real milk chocolate genius. Yeah. Well, good on you, but I'm about to explode. So I'm not really paying attention to this right now.

I'm about to explode. What's the disgusting shit boys line at the end of the first one? The famous... Oh, something... I forget what it is. Lucky Charms. Yeah, lucky charms. Yeah, lucky charms.

Yeah. And yeah, I mentioned it already, but this fucking lepricon dummy just exploding... It's pretty good. The head rips off. I mean, if you had to blow, like, all your budget, I mean... Yeah, it's something. At least it's something, you know. It's not the first.

or it's not the last time that leprechaun will blow up. I like that. You can see it many times. Is that how you get him? Yeah, because they blew up that well in the first one. He blows up here. You know what? I think he blows up in the next two of them as well.

Man, that is cheap. Which one's the next one? Is it Vegas? Next one's Vegas, which is maybe the best one. It's probably the best one. I thought that Vegas was this one and I was a little disappointed. So we might definitely be, we'll be talking about Vegas. Oh, absolutely. when this actually ended on Peacock it oddly so this was interesting the auto play went to the fourth one yeah me too space in space but but why you know just skew up the fucking next one yeah they have them all it's a meditative failure well that's what i thought for a second i was like oh is leprecon three not on here then i went back to the search and it was right there and i played the trailer and i have to tell you the fucking mayhem that this little fellow's causing at those casinos looks pretty pretty

righteous. It's great. I might have to watch that movie. It has probably the best kill in the franchise. Which one are you talking about? The sex robot? Oh, no, Caroline Williams. No, Caroline Williams. That's another thing in common with Wishmaster. He fucking ripped up a casino as well. Oh, yeah. Oh, right. He's good at it. Uh, hell yeah. We should say the end of this movie is, she's like, are you going to keep that gold coin? And he's like, nah, not worth it. And they walk for two and a half steps and the movie cuts. It's like that thing. It's like that thing in Kill Bill. where like you get the five point death star and then like death

you have three steps and then you're dead one two three cut to black I rewound it like four times like I miss something right yeah it's like the soprano he throws the coin back there's a shot of the coin hitting the ground like where the tree shit was

in some like not packed down dirt right by the way I thought it was gonna be like you know his hand's gonna jump up or there's gonna be some gets pulled down. Or maybe you hear some Irish music and it's like ha ha ha ha, you know? Or even a competent like we're just walking

in relieved of the danger we just escaped for like a full beat, not a half a beat, but a full beat. Well also fake happy ending regardless dude because this guy is still wanted for murder and good luck fucking proving that a leprechaun did it dude

because you just blew him up. Oh yeah. You're going to have to get on a plane somewhere. I would say Brazil at the time. It's probably where want to lay low the best. Also, also this kid's a full on orphan again because Uncle Morty's dead. That's right. It's back in the system. Well, that's also true. This is L.A.

not Texas. So he might be okay. He might go to Juvenile Hall as opposed to the electric chair possibly. That's nice. Also when she's like, she goes, Cody, how did you know that it wasn't me and the lepricon instead? And he goes,

he kisses differently than you do. The leprechaun is making out with this kid. That's awesome. Doesn't he say differently? He's not like, oh, because you kiss better. Dude, this guy. No, he kisses different. He's got like 2,000 years of experience.

You know, maybe he wasn't laying pipe, but maybe he got to a few bases. And man, that guy could twirl that tongue. Oh, yeah. The tongue was just as slimy as yours, honey, but his mouth movement was different. The same difference. Cody realized, you know, he's got some other stuff to figure out, too.

That's great. This leprechaun adventure made me realize some things about myself, you know. Well, I think I'm bisexual, but it's only for leprechaun. So it's ladies and leprickle. That's it. I can't believe they were laying into us people with lepricon fetishes. It's just unbelievable. So no one's safe.

I'm paying a sex worker to say that she was a leprechaun previously. She is a lepercon's apparition. Exactly. that's the only way I can shoot dude it's just you have like I have to know that you are a leprechaun inside of that lady she got confused by the Craigslist post she's just a leper she's just got a leprosy that's not what I wanted you misunderstood but you are going to have to have a shaleli or I won't be able to won't be able to get there I'm sorry it's kind of funny too because the last line of this movie is an answer to her question Cody's answering a question from Bridget but could also be used in response to if someone asks you hey should I watch Leprecon 2 you'd say

trust me it's not worth And with that That is the final Moment of the film We will go to our esteemed friends And guests today Thoughts final thoughts Recommendations James and Chelsea

Yeah lepricon too Have at it I think I don't think I would sit and watch this by myself but I loved watching it with James like watch it with people and it's a totally different movie. Yeah, I had half a gummy and sat down and watched this

and it was a great time. Honestly, at this point I've seen these movies so many times that I can just really keep an eye out and an ear out for like the littlest lines and everything. So like I really appreciated Sandy Barron's performance this time through just how committed he is. And yeah, I don't know, man. now that I have finally turned my opinion on leprechaun too

because this was the holdout that I hated for so long I have to say that after the first leprechaun I fucking love this franchise I think that's awesome I think it is exactly what you want when you want a movie that's so bad it's good because it's relentlessly bad throughout the whole runtime it never slips into like this boring mundane badness

yeah it's never boring bad yeah and it's short and so you know there's always something to look at and laugh at. I don't know. There you go. Eric Siska. I saw this by myself, which was, oh, my God. What a grueling experience.

Somehow time slowed down a little bit. And those 86 minutes felt a little longer. I agree that Sandy is bringing it and that's about it. I mean, I guess Warwick was pretty solid as well. I always like him in a picture. it's not really a recommend for me, though, because there's just too many hurdles to overcome here, in my opinion. Chris Cabin.

Absolutely not. This is terrible. You know, I thought I hadn't seen this before, but then I remembered the gold belly scene. Yes. And all of a sudden it came flooding back when Clampus gets ripped open. And I was just like, oh, this is all that is left. still all that I remember from this thing

is Jack Lump is getting ripped up. Yet not my cup of tea and generally like yeah at work is great I'm happy he's doing his thing but like yeah I couldn't take this and my god well I guess maybe to see this actress

doing what she's doing because it is difficult to understand how bad it is. A little bit because it is real it is my wife was she doesn't usually watch these with me and she was watching it with me last night. And she could not get over this. Every time she opened her mouth, my wife was cackling.

That's the thing. Her face looks like she's constantly smelling shit. Like, her, like, she's always snarling. It's so weird. And that's the thing. She's taking the heat off of this lead guy who's also terrible. She is. Yeah.

True. Very true. Steve's saying it. It's the lightest of recommends for me. It's just like, if it's like, if it's a 50, it's like, if it's like, if it's a 50, it's like 51% recommend it's because it is short like you're talking like 80 minutes

of content tops the kills are pretty steady to your to James and Chelsea's point the first one is really slow and it's trying to actually build tension and that's actually worse because when a movie can't do that you're just like left with darkness and nothing and you know what I mean

like so absent of all that knowing what it is it does know what it's doing it's not too winky that it's annoying or cloying so it's just where I kind of want it to be. It's the lightest of recommend. It's where I'm on.

Yeah, it's a light recommend for me too. I would say the improvement here on the first film is that that first movie is really just more or less like the single location. And that gets like pretty boring. Yes, we do spend a lot of time at the go car track here.

But, you know, we're moving and shaking. You know, we're in different places here. Leprechauns, you know, in different environs and whatever so that was kind of interesting warwick yeah you know he's doing his thing and it's great he totally has a handle on this character right from the first movie so it's just kind of more of that but my big thing is like if i'm watching goofy shit like this i need goofy shit with gore because i'm not laughing at any of this i'd find none of this funny so i need to see some violence otherwise i'm not particularly entertained because i'm just watching what is in my opinion bad one-liner is left

and right. So I don't know. That's where I'm out. But I will say this and you know, James, you will be pleased to hear this. I am, I was tickled by that part three trailer and I'm going to check it out. Oh yeah. So we'll see what happens. As we record this, it is in early October.

This is, you know, of course airing towards the end of October. Maybe by the time this airs, I've seen at least one more leprechaun movie. Before the spooky season wraps up. Speaking of spooky season, of course, you all, it's your busiest time of year. Oh, yeah. What do you got going on?

Plug away. Anything you got coming up or what? Well, as usual, you know, steady release of kill counts and podcast episodes on the channel, Dead Meat. But this year we're also doing an after show for Chuckie Season 2. That's right. Yeah.

Yeah, we just had an episode. We recorded an episode with Dom Mancini, which was a lot of fun. That's cool. And then tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. 7 a.m. We are recording with the younger cast of the, like the new characters to the series.

Oh, cool. And yeah, so each week we'll be talking to different cast and crew members. And then that episode will go live on our channel right after the East Coast airing concludes. So that's every Wednesday evening. Our video will go out. They're like going to be half hour interviews talking about the episode. We're really excited about it. That's awesome.

Cool. Yeah. Cool. Cool. And so for us here, of course, you know, we would just like to say, you guys are awesome. You do great work. Keep doing it. Yes.

And come back anytime. an invite here on We Hate Movies. Well, thank you. You're our favorite podcast, and to prep for this, we listened to, we watched specifically just to listen to your episode, nothing but trouble. I don't know if that was worth it. Really enjoyed your episode, but we also, you know, sat through that movie. Yeah, it wasn't worth it. I'll tell you right now. And then we just listened to Cat in the Hat because we did our own commentary track on it.

After, after I think of, you guys will love this. You're finally doing horror movies, huh? Yeah, right. James in a kill count. Yeah, I covered Wolfman 2010, which is not a great movie, but people were trying to make it. And the president of Universal at the time that movie came out said, this is the worst movie the studio has ever made. Which, one, kind of a dick thing to say about a movie that people made. But two, in my kill count, I'm like, I don't know, man, this is the studio that gave us cat in the hat.

All these fucking children, commenting. You would have thought he, I don't even know. That I insulted Pulp Fiction or something. Like, people were like, what are you talking about? Cat in the Hat is great. They called it goaded. They said that it was a masterful comment. Oh my God.

Just to make sure that we weren't wrong, we watched it and did a commentary track. And we weren't wrong. That movie is fucking garbage. It's the worst performance from a comedian I've ever seen. I got to assume that comment section has to be one of the, famous YouTube codes for human trafficking. There's no way that somebody

enjoyed cat in the hat that much. No, no, no. It had to have been people who saw it when they were six or seven years old. And they just... That's disturbing. And I guess they've been, you know, eating lead paint and shit since then.

Yeah, talking about like different names of furniture. Yeah, right. Your podcast episode covering it made it worth it. Made it worth the watch. It's great. Oh, yeah.

Thank you. Now, people know where to find a commentary track if they want to relive that experience. Good walk. And, of course, that brings the 2022 Halloween's spectacular to an end here on We Hate Movies. I got something to say in two days from now when this comes out. You can see us in Toronto. That's right.

Yeah, can I say that? Yes. Okay. Do it. W-HModcast.com slash tour. see us in Toronto in two days doing Saw 4 at the Royal Theater November 14th will be in Denver

Colorado talking war games November 15th Salt Lake City, Utah Fatal Attraction and November 17th in Phoenix, Arizona Universal Soldier tickets are available and going quick. Yeah, and Saw 4 of course I do believe is where we

see the reveal of a jigsaw as the wife guy is when you finally figure it all out. It's also when he's confirmed killed in the beginning. They cut his body open and then he's in the next three movies. It's magic time.

Just like leprechaun, you can explode. This was a different Tobin Bell. See, that one was a thousand years old than he had cancer. This one was 200 years old and he had cancer. Just barely made it passed. So that's right. If you were listening to this on the day of the release, the Spuctacular continues

in two days in the beautiful city of Toronto. But if you want more spookacular content, head over to Patreon. com slash we hate movies where this month we released a we love movies episode all about Halloween 78 that was a fun one we got a spooktacular episode of our real monsters that dropped yeah absolutely there's a lifetime movie called the sitter yeah once in a lifetime it's a spooky lifetime movie there's blood in it's more blood than this movie it's more blood than this movie so check all that content out and more patreon.com slash we hate movies and Steve

The program continues next week. We're going from one month into another one, baby. What's going on? Oh, it is a sharp left turn. We Love Movies Month of November. And we're doing North by Northwest. Just a little different. Just a touch.

Strange. Yeah, a little bit different. Just this coach different. No, lepricon, they didn't get me a chase. Oh, my gosh, lepricon getting chased by that plane. North by north lap. Yeah. I'd watch it.

No, he'd be flying. the plane because he loves his vehicles. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Is that a leprechaum on that plane? My God, mother. So until next week with Lep by Northwest, I'm Andrew Jupin. Stephen Sadek. Eric Siska. Chris Cabin.

Games A. Janese. Chelsea or Becca. Take it easy. We all go a little mad sometimes. You know, it's Halloween. I guess everyone's a title of one good scare. Sometimes, that is whether. Zombies have entered the building.

They're at the door. They're coming in. It is time to keep your appointment with the wicker man. They're coming to get you, Barbara. He's sick for the fucks. He's seen one too many movies. Now, Sid, don't you blame the movies? Movies don't create psychos.

Movies make psychos. More creative! Put the fucking motion in the bag. That's an excellent day for an exorcism. That was a hit gum podcast.