We Hate Movies - S13 Ep674: Son In Law

Episode Date: May 9, 2023

On this episode, the gang talks about the entertaining as all get-out and totally regular Pauly Shore comedy, Son In Law! Is this the undisputed best Pauly Shore movie? How hilarious is that Flea cameo? Does this movie work without the incredible supporting cast, including the great Lane Smith? And why bother forbidding the Weasel from being an on-screen stoner?! PLUS: Lane Smith feuds with Kevin Costner’s Field of Dreams farmer character, Ray Kinsella. Son In Law stars Pauly Shore, Carla Gugino, Lane Smith, Tiffani Thiessen, Cindy Pickett, Mason Adams, Patrick Renna, Dennis Burkley, and Dan Gauthier as Travis; directed by Steve Rash. San Francisco & Los Angeles—tickets are on sale now for our upcoming spring shows—L.A. there are just a few remaining for our show on Twins! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new KONG, DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer & SW Crispy Critters designs! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on the program. Because we're talking son-in-law. I'm Andrew Crawl. Oh, Stephen Seda. Cisca-in-law. Chris Cabin, buddy. And we hate movies. Hello,

we're keeping the animal streak alive. We went from April to talking about bears on the edge to talking about a wild thing called crawl. This is Son-in-Law starring you guest at Pauly Shore from 1993, directed by Steve Rash, which you got to check out this filmography. Oh, is there an ointment for that filmography? Has he worked with other weasels?

Well, you tell me, because here we go. So the director of son-in-law has also directed. The Buddy Holly story. So Gary Busey. One of the ultimate weasels. It's a good movie. It is a good movie. Previous episode, Can't Buy Me Love. Wow.

Stay tuned episode, The Whoopi Goldberg comedy, Eddie, where I learned the expression, Fuck You and the Horse you wrote in on. Very nice. And I haven't seen it. It's a real, like, legendary fiasco of a film

and probably a stay tuned. He directed that Under the Rainbow movie. Oh, yeah. It's the Chevy Chase Carrie Fisher movie. Wizard of Oz. It's like a hotel it's like the hotel

where they put up the actors who played the munchkins during the filming of the Wizard of Oz so here's a there's a long refuted urban legend they hung themselves

in the background well not quite but there was a long refuted urban legend where during the filming of the Wizard of Oz all the actors playing the munchkins

were shoved into this one hotel and to hear certain people tell it it was just Bacchanal they were just drunk Just fucking, just wasted, bothering all the people at the hotel. Put them in the Marigold Hotel. Yes. And, well, man, those old British ladies would be really fucking...

Just being railed by the munchkins. Oh, he's a wee one, but he gives it to me stiff. I don't understand why they're the Lollipop Guild. Yautch! You could be a right to Rimmie after that. But yeah, so this movie came out telling that tale, and it stars, like, some folks who were indeed like munchkins at the time. And it was just, Carrie Fisher said it was the worst movies she ever made.

Oh, Chevy Chase couldn't be reached for comment at the time. I've never heard of this either. I want to see. Disaster. Can't Buy Me Love. You said there was a previous episode. Did we do that? Or no, we did the, I'm sorry, we did the other pizza boy, right? Loverboy. Love her boy. Which also stars what's his face. Patrick Dempsey. And that is Can't Buy Me Love. You know, all of those movies are on VHS. And I'm just going to hit play really quickly if you don't mind. Oh, man. I mind.

I mind as well Well, too bad because it's America's favorite game about obsolete materials It is the VHS trailer game I am the game master and these are my clues We are Are we getting legal hot soup for claiming And it's America's favorite

Is there anything that like tracks that They might come after us I have I have some studies at home that I could I could bring to court if need to be That's what Steve Rash is doing now That's his job We are really what this is we're kind of in the home stretch here of the VHS trailer game getting there

it'll end uh I believe either in July or maybe we'll do it in August but I'll figure that one out but it's really close uh right now Eric is in the lead Eric is in the lead with what how many big fat points they're 36 big fat points they're fatter than your points other guys yes and then Chris Chris has got 35 points are a little skittier they curve to the left at touch 36 35 Congratulations, Chris. 35 points. Yeah, a little skinny curve to the life. And then Andrew's got uncut, 23 points. That's right. That's right.

It's the one time in my life I've been slimmer than other people. So we're going to do it. It's as we always do. You know, first one buzzes in, gets to guess. But if you buzz in wrong, you're out of the round. I want to go five points of decreasing value. Not much to say here except that the first one of these is, is from a 1994 VHS.

Okay. And then the second two are from a 1995 VH. Both son-in-law or no? Yes, both that were in son-in-law. I guess they read because son-in-law probably sold out so quickly they had to repress it. It was more kids at home. It was way more popular than you might think. Oh, yeah.

Total sensation this way. You didn't chuck in a jury duty in there, did you? I'm not saying a word about nothing. Here it goes. Round one. Game Masters clue. One of the final films of a legendary comedy giant This one had him attempting to introduce a new sport

To a group of misfits You know, sorry Andrew first The Big Green Incorrect Eric had his hand up as well Lady Bugs Incorrect you had to let me finish the clue A new sport of a group of misfits In order to lead them to the Olympics

Comedy Giant One of his last roles Chris Gavin Cool Runnings The trivia also The trivia also known as cold buttocks in Norway. Oh, so congratulations

Chris. Oh, my God. Yeah, four points and now you're back up on the props. I'd love to watch you in the NBA playoffs. Just going back into the locker room after the first three-point shot. They don't show that. They don't show the locker room. No, you would go into it. What do you mean? They don't show the locker room. Do you have footage from the locker room? All the time. Where do you think the celebrations take place? Oh, I don't watch that stuff. Okay. Yeah, cool running.

It's a great movie. Very, very good movie. The other day, a couple months ago I was in a Nick game actually speaking of basketball and Doug E. Doug and what's the other guy's name? The other lead. Oh, fuck, I forgot his name. Leon? We're together

at the Nick game. It was like a celebrity bro and it was like, they showed a cool running this club. I wonder if it's Doug Eug or Leon. No, it was both of them. That's awesome. Nice seeing friends together. Did they go to the locker room? What do you want to find out? Leon, you were the best part of above the rim.

Thank you, shut up, shut up, thank you. Okay, Game Masters Kloot, two wacky slackers, one of which you should be very much on your mind, join the Army and get into hijinks. I got Andrew Jupin. In the Army now, please. Okay, thank you. Thank you, game.

Weirdly, it's BioDome. I don't know how that happened. Now, in the Army now, not as good as son-in-law. No, because I only, like, son-in-law and in the Army now, I've both seen a ton of time. Son-in-law way more. And within the Army now, the only gag that I recall to this day

because I think it was in the trailer is when the drill instructor is teaching them to throw grenades and he's like, he's like, you pull the pin, drop the pin, throw the grenade. And it's a pull the pin, drop the grenade,

throw the pin, fucking great. Also in that trailer is Polly Shore doing like Middle Eastern voice and they wanted that in the trailer. Dude, in the 90s straight up, that's what we were

doing. You know what I mean? They become water purification specialists. So it's sort of like propaganda. You're like, oh, well, I don't have to die. I can just be the water. You just cannot handle that much anti-dick. No, absolutely. How much is too much? Eight inches?

That's about right. Andy Dick wishes. I've actually never seen in the Army now, honestly. Really? You will. I was a shorehead, which we'll get into. But I really did check out after sudden laws. I was like,

Wow. You read the top of the mountain. I cashed in my stock at the exact right time. It was all downhill from here. It was. And finally, round three,

Game Master's Clute. Done, done, done, done. The undisputed leader of an acting and comedy dynasty wrote and directed this action comedy about a cool,

hip, down and out private eye. And he started it. Sorry, I should say. So the undisputed leader of an acting and comedy dynasty wrote directed and starred in this action comedy about a cool, hip, down

and out private eye. Oh, man. Early to mid-90s, mid-90s here. Is the dice man a nepo baby that you know about? I don't think so. The leader, undisputed leader of an acting and comedy, acting and comedy dynasty.

Rote directed this action comedy about a cool hip down and out private eye. We're going to have to move on. We're going to move on. Tribune trivia. This is going to give you two more people in this movie, which might tip the scales here. Tribune trivia. Jada Pinkett Smith, whose name I should keep out of my mouth. And Charles S. Dunton also appeared together the year before in Menace 2 Society from 1993.

This might be a movie that I had on tape. A low down dirty shame. It is Chris Cabin with a low down dirty shame. It's also not only Chris Cabin, but you yelling in your car. You also got it. I watched that movie too many times. I watched a movie so many times for no reason. I don't know that I've seen.

I would guess it's obscure to some, but like... We were more of a Mo Money Household. Poe Money, I think, is the superior film. It's too serious. It's Keenan as like a serious, like, private eye. He's like really butching it up. It's not really that funny. No.

I want my wayans to be funny. But there is, at least in the trailer, because I haven't seen in a while, he's like doing gay voice. at least, like, he's doing jokes. Something for dad in the back. Yeah. In the mid-90s, man,

it was also for fucking junior in the middle row, too. Don't worry about it. That's very true. It's not just the dad. So Chris Cabin, we should get the crown out, another jewel to be adorned upon it. You're still in striking distance. Andrews got closer.

I'm liking where things are shaping up here. I just can't believe. I just can't believe. I beefed that first one. I thought for sure, we were talking the big green. I think you were talking about ladybugs. I think that's comedy giant. Yeah.

Well, Giant was also a pun on how enormously fat John Candy was. The problem is with these riddles, I got to get into your like vicious mind. Your judgmental dome. Right. Inside of the Wishmaster Crystal, just. All right. So in order to answer this trivia question, first I got to start thinking like real sick ticking.

Oh, wait, somebody's already answered. Yeah, exactly. All right, what would a piece of shit think? Oh, I guess. got it. I got it. This makes sense why you and Chris are so simpatico. So to talk about the film today

Yes, precisely. What is, we were sort of mentioning a little bit with the Pauly Shore, you know, watching history. But what was everybody's history with this movie? I didn't see it in theaters. It was a huge, huge VHS rewatch. Ditto. I think we taped it off

television and just had it going. It was on TV all the time I probably saw this I probably seen this like 15 times which is insane Oh dude 15 is low for me I've seen this movie probably 30 times I mean one for every day of November

The month in which American Thanksgiving takes place It's a very relaxing low stakes comedy Like even at its darkest Which I mean it gets pretty dark at the end Which we'll talk about but like It's still fairly low stakes It's not like oh man we're gonna lose the farm or whatever Because here's the thing.

And I totally forgot this part of the movie. Because also I should say, after bragging, bragging, having seen it so many times, I had not seen in ages. I forgot that the part of the movie is like, it's a farce, right? Like, I misremembered, like, she comes home for Thanksgiving break and, oh, I'm engaged to my R.A. Yes. And the thing in the movie is the high school boyfriend, Travis, is proposing. she's not down with it and like freaks out and ask

Pauli Shore to like improv like do something and he makes up that they're engaged already and they have to keep that up throughout the movie so I forgot all of that and the fact that it is this kind of like domestic farce like that is like family farce it really kind of grounds the movie in a way you don't expect a Pauli Shore

family grounds it. Yes I saw this in theaters and I was telling everybody about it when I thought of course I was like, Polly Shore is fucking amazing. This guy's like Jim Carrey level. Let's do this thing. And of course I mean immediately, I forget

whatever was next on the I think it's in the Army now. In the Army now I saw that in theaters as well, but I think that is when like I'm not buying the tape. I had the son-in-law tapes. I saw it in theaters. I'm not going to re-watch this thing. I think the only two like... I'm not buying you. I wish I could

travel back in time and give you a cable access like little kid review show and like it's like I will buy the tape I'm not buying that tape that's dude and that's I mean for for kids too yeah that is the fucking like total barometer for how successful the movie is like do you want it played uh you know in your home on repeat yeah king tape I would have house that like camera Jackson idiot or little little rich boy because tapes back then were like 20 30 dollars well you know how I got the

how was the cabin library developed one may ask fraud with a thievery basket you and the fucking you and the British just taking everything I had the VNA in my back fucking porch to bring everybody up to speed Chris was a

and his father specifically ruined the Columbia house criminals that got up so I'm not buying the tip you're saying I'm not forking over nothing well I'm literally you could have got the no you forget how this happens you pay for one and then they give you five you can sometimes five sometimes nine depending on the time of year and then and you had a very select amount that you could get for free with that one so you didn't have to

pay for one remember all of this we did it we did it once we did do it once and we I think we kind of like we definitely ended up we owed everybody money so we definitely ended up owing the Columbia House money that we never paid for sure. But we only did it once. We got like nine tapes. Demolition Man was definitely a part of that. Oh, nice. You know, the fun way, I don't know if they did this all the time,

but it was the fun thing of like sometimes the VHS tapes, like the options that were on like little like stamp stickers. And you put like which movies you wanted. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember very clearly doing that one time and being like, Hey, Mom, here you guys. The tapes from Columbia House.

It's only 20 cents or whatever. And this is my father being like, absolutely not. Like, I take you little fucking turds to blockbuster every Friday night. You're not fucking getting into this Columbia House. Because it is a scam unless you are a bigger scammer. That is that is the, that is how it bounces out here. You turn the tables. Exactly.

But this is like, I mean, from the Hollywood Pictures logo. So nice. This is a, I, I think I wanted to say this last week. but I didn't on the edge. But they're of a piece, which is this is regular movie.mov. Like, just put it in and it is just, we're in regular town.

Like, things are just happening at a regular pace. It's competent. It looks okay. It's competent. That's the thing that sets it apart from other, like, comedian-led movies. Like, we did the Caratop movie on the show. Chairman of the board.

Great, great parallel, by the way. But it's like that movie, it's got funny people in it. We cast Fred Stoller. We cast Larry Miller. But this knows what it's doing. You need Elaine Smith. You need these people to make this feel fucking grounded. He's the fish out of water.

Not everyone's out of water. The problem is the vibes are completely fucked in that movie. It's got an evil energy before you even get into what's actually happening. This is a very like nice move until the end where like when the date rape shit starts happening. I'm like, what the fuck is happening here? But like before that, it's essentially just a primer for. dads who are having their daughters

go off to college and they're going to have quote unquote fruity men dating their daughters from here on out and they have to get ready for that. This is where Harry Stiles learned it all. Polly Shore. It's kind of funny because what I personally

think inarguably is the best Pauly Shore vehicle this movie. He didn't want to do it. And there was this whole like kerfuffle between Disney and somebody else fight over like there was another script where like he was supposed to be an opair in Britain. Now hold on

now. I would like to see this. No, I'm not saying I wouldn't like to see it, but it was like Opaer Tits and it's him and Andy Dick. Dude, yes. I forget what because it's like. Oh no, I know because I was already on the way up here. It's totally London. Totally London. That's right. But Operat Tits

is way for that. I mean, that's a totally different part of the video store though, guys. That was behind the B. Okay, that's the video nasties. Oper A pair of boobs. And they're just dumbed. It's the Pauly Shore world. Boobes are cones. There you go.

But, you know, he didn't want to do it. Katzenberg had to put the ring on the table. Like, this is happening. Yeah, this is, Polyshores is going to be in sudden lore or else he'll be dead. And then, Katzenberg did a catch and kill with totally London. They bought the fucking rights to the movie. And then they were like, and we're never going to make it. Wow.

Get fucked, Paulie. Because Katsenberg clearly was like, I have got two years to milk this Weasel for what he is worth. I am going to get him in five movies. They're going to make a bunch of money and then we kick his ass out. Polly sure will be the son-in-law.

But he probably, he came around to it, I imagine. Yeah, right? Because he's having a fun. He's giving a great performance in this movie. Side note, I used to, I worked at Showtime in acquisitions. in the broadcast operations area and I used to deal with like

the comedy specials they would go through my desk and Polly Shore was so cheap that he would handle his own distribution so instead of talking to a normal person you would literally talk to Polly Shore in the phone and one time I told him like after we've been talking for a while

is like Polly Shore is dead era or Polly Ticks wasn't it? Polytics, yeah Polytics, wow, speaking of Polly Shore is dead Herman Cain is dead who did appear in it but I went back and forth with a bunch and I didn't want to like be unprofessional or whatever

but eventually I tell him I loved son-in-law when I was growing up or whatever this that and the other thing and silence on the other end of the phone for like a beat a beat and then he just went baby we so you're a baby we so oh yes dude that is like

that's a fucking like a term of endearment that's a code of honor and then when his special kept failing quality control. I had to like literally yell at him. Like, no. Polly, no. Did you get the newspaper out to? You hit them on the snout? You have to talk to your fucking lab, this like piece of shit outfit, basement outfit, and fix

these issues. I don't care what dear career. We're going to do jury duty. And you just be happy I don't use my powers for fucking evil and put him in Fargo next year. Okay? I'll put him in the Bishemi part. You think that's bad? I don't know. I would watch that. I don't know which came first. I never actually looked it up, but I think it every time I re-watch the episode. The plot

of jury duty is very close to that plot episode of the Simpsons, where Homer is also asked to be on the jury jury. I feel like the Simpsons has to be earlier because jury duty's got to be like 94 or 95. Because if in the army now it came in one year, one year, one year.

jury duty probably the second best Polish. I've actually never seen it again. I pushed my chips and I walked away. I don't know if it's a Paul. I guess it has to Biodome was always my second favorite. I know I was Gino man. I mean, come on. You said a Polly Shore movie. I mean, it's the breakout.

We did discuss this. That's co-billing. Yeah. I feel that that's co-billing. That is co-billed like as a lead and he's the lead. Yeah, that's true. Well, biodum I've always felt it was a little too obnoxious maybe. But and jury duty, you got Stanley Tucci as well, right?

Yeah, that is true. He's like a bad guy, I think. He is, yeah. Spoiler. the bad guy in that movie. So he let's see so Encino Man 92 apparently also in 92 I don't remember this I'm due for a rewatch

he's uncredited in Class Act for a second yes he pretty much plays the same role in their high school and also let's not forget Phantom of the Mall Eric's Revenge absolutely that was 1989 class act is a great movie so I'm just trying to get the so the order here so son-in-law 93

in the Army now 94 jury duty 95 Biodome 96 and then hello a 1996 episode of 902.1.0 where he's uncredited as unruly bar patron. I like that. What is this episode? I mean, if it's 1996, we'll get there at our 70th birthday. Season 6, episode 32, these poor people.

No, that's just. You say it's your birthday part two. On the Queen Mary, Steve tells Claire I don't know what Claire is about Carl's feelings for her and tries to persuade her to not fulfill Carl's wish. I don't know what any of this is. Everybody, again, like many TV shows,

everyone you came to the party with eventually starts to leave. That's after the wizard takes over the school. We should let new listeners know that we do have a Beverly Hills 902 and O recap show along with Melrose Place on our but start so son-in-law starts and what I love about son-in-law it does start Polly Shore is above the title son-in-law but then everyone because you

Katzenberg knows and everybody knows you know who Polly Shore is yes there is this amazing I've never seen this happen in a movie a roll call of the supporting cast because they're all watching the graduation and it's like Lane Smith

is next one oh that oh it's funny his title card matched with his picture then it goes over to Cindy Pickett and then it goes over to Mason Gamble and then it goes over to the little Mason Adams. I think if looks could kill starts exactly like this. Oh really? Nice. And then then we cut to Tiffany Theson and this Ted McGinley

looking motherfucker. Yes. Whoever plays Jack or Ted. Dan Gautier. Yeah. Travis who we we've talked about Dan Gotee before. Yes, he's a teen witch. Yes. He's the hunk and teen witch. So we we're not going to top that today. He's looking

pretty hunky here. Oh yeah. But yeah. I think the real Ted McGinley vibes. He could have, if, like, it was the 80s that he could have really pushed through. Because I think the 90s, like, this kind of a hymbo wasn't exactly on order. Yes. And now, think of this, though. Think of this as, like, the evolution of what this kind of person looks like, right? Because of Ted McGinley. Sure. Okay. Then you got Dan Goteer, like, in the 90s. This goes right into, oh, man, Jason, um, Jason Ritter. Oh, yeah, Jason Ritter. Jason Ritter kind of has the same, like, facial shape and everything. But Jason Ritter, too. my knowledge has never played like a gross

scumbag. Yes. Like those two guys have. I don't know. I'm not familiar with Ritter's entire filmography. I know he's very prolific. I feel like he has done it before. I don't know. But we meet Becca who's Carla Gugino. You know and Valdictorian, of course, so she's making the speech at the

graduation ceremony. I do love the this is before I think yeah, if I do my math, right this is before Chris, correct me if I'm wrong, before Elijah Wood cuts her arms off. And she goes, he took my arms. I got to tell you, Steve, I don't remember a second of that. I don't remember this, but was she also a righteous kill?

Was that right? Oh, Carla Gugina, oh, the De Niro Pacino movie. She was been fucked by Robert De Niro, like 80-year-old Robert DeNo. Because she became like in common, She was an older woman in common parlance, but not really. She's probably fucking 10 years old than we are, if that. Little De Niro kicks. This was interrupting you for it.

Little De Niro dix. Oh, I seriously. He fucks you like that. It's a little like little dicking. Yeah, you're right. That was worth being so rude to Steve. He also does it with his arms up like that too. But I agree with your point, Steve.

She's not a older lady. You know what I mean? The way she got cast later on. That's how she, and like, she's even in, like, I mean, she because she became sort of Zach Snyder's muse in a way. She's in Watchman as the older Silk Specter. And she's in like crazy age makeup and that. She is in Righteous Kill. It took me a long time to find it because I forgot how long ago that movie came out.

And she fucking works, ladies and gentlemen. Carla Gugino will be in your movie and she makes a shit ton of money. And she's kind of great and everything. She always kind of creates the room. Yes. Yes. And yeah, she does TV quite a lot. They had like, she's had at least four failed, like, I'm sure.

A private eye or something like that kind of shows. You know, it was a Carla Gugino thing that I absolutely did not think worked at all. Speaking of fucking Midnight Mass there, she's like the sort of like framing device of haunting of Bly Manor. Oh. Now I'm telling you the story. That's right. And I was like, I don't get a flying shit. She's also in the, what you might call it averse.

the Mike Flanning had averse because she's in... She's in all 10 episodes of Hill House because she's like the mom. Yeah, yeah, exactly. She gives this speech about change. It's bullshit weird. Oh, we're all butterfly.

Oh, no, because the principal beforehand, though, this is disgusting. This dude's like, I just see all these beautiful butterflies out here on the football field. And you also used to be in little cocoons, but now you're blooming and bursting inside of me. And I was just like, this is getting gross,

dude. Why do you bring on the valedictorian to fucking bring this ceremony home. And all your little little wet parts. I love those too. All right. Principal Way, Adams. They're dripping with nectar. From the flowers.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Sammon. All these flowers are ready to be plucked. And I'm a bee with a long nose. Simon, stop. We should also say Cindy Pickett who plays the mom, of course, famous for many things, but Mrs. Bueller. Oh, right. Big roll there. Oh, okay.

And the little, the brothers, Patrick Renna, of course, Ham from the Sandlot. And speaking to the Big Green. You could not escape him in the 90s. He's my sleep paralysis demon to this day. Really? Yeah, sometimes I wake up, sort of, and I can't move. And I see him sitting on my chest.

You know what it would be? It would be him in that great episode of The X-Files, when he's a little fat vampire. That's probably what's informing. And I got to say, that dude grew up to be a really solid guy. He totally embraces like the fandom of the sandlot And it's always like signing baseball stuff for people and charity Like he turned out to be a really good dude

I'm a good dude I embrace the fandom of this show You're a fucking animal what are you kidding me You don't sign phones or laptops Bring a laptop to Hollywood Improv I'll sign it So whatever it's like where we we cut to her Like she's like getting it's the night She's like leaving for college

I guess like the next day or what it question mark when this is actually is there needs to be some sort of like three weeks later six weeks later or or because this family insists on driving from South Dakota to Los Angeles

you have to be like well it took us the whole summer but now we're here summer on the road a road trip before you go that's exactly but then that'd be weird thing to skip anyway that would be weird to skip wouldn't it? Yeah I guess so but Travis uh takes her And she's like, you know, her lady's

like, sure you want to go to Los Angeles University? And she's like, yes, I do, dad. We also know a lot about this girl. She's a horse girl. Classic type A horse girl, horse shit all over the place. She's carrying around the horse. The hair is really long, long ponytail. Classic horse girl.

Vests made out a really thick yarn that you don't want to be wearing if it's like warmer than 50 degrees out. Posters for Travis Trit. Really just the worst. little house on the prairie dresses. She 100% has a fucking Billy Ray Cyrus poster in this bedroom. You can get out of town with that.

Travis and her go into the barn, you see. The kissing barn. And he's like, let's do it. You know, you're leading for college tomorrow. She's like, no. Let's wait on this pile. That's what's so funny is she, she goes to bed and like she's saying,

good night, daddy. I love it. And she's got like a huge fucking, like, a huge nightgown. You need that, Chris, because it gets cold outside when you go to the outhouse Yeah, I mean I guess that's true

They don't have indoor plumbing Get a little candle going You know The little can't The bathroom candle I love that Oh yeah the bathroom candle You got your little sleep pad

Yeah And if the wind's too hard You don't know where you're going That's just going to go right out You listen for the batting of that door That's why you have the rope Like rustling the thing It's the rope to the outhouse

The rope and the smell That'll help you definitely Oh dad must have been here earlier this elevator only goes to the basement and somebody made an awful mess down here. That's a bean fart. Yeah, that's a bean fart for sure. That's a dad thing. I got that. Okay. So like he, she has this whole thing where she's up there and she's got the little widow. Like you're you're the type of girl whose dad, whose grandfather is really good at Whitland. Oh yeah. He could take a log and turn it into a little horsey and maybe you're being a little too precious with this horse seat. Bringing it along with you to California with your father. thinks is the capital of demonhood. Oh, well, he gives the warning. California guys are different. There's a new speed out there, darling.

They're freewheeling, fast wheeling, devil people. Well, the weird thing about this movie, I was thinking about it last night, is it's now, this movie is very completely devoid of politics. It just is. Or politics. Or politics as well. I don't see Herman Cage showing up.

Sure. But, like, it is sort of political. insofar as the family is conservative and they meet this like, you know, or small sea conservative, I guess you call it. And they meet all of these wackadoo people that we meet a lesbian in a couple of minutes and everyone's wig falls off. Now this movie would be, and it's actually a great story in that way because it's like, if you think about it's just this family and then they meet the one of them.

And they're like, oh, wow. So that's how it is out there. Now we're all muncheon on grindage precisely. As opposed to the woke mind virus. You know what I mean? Like now these people want to be locked in prison or whatever. Even those psychos, if you actually know and care about someone that is revealed to be a California demon person. Yeah, sure.

You will change your mind maybe. Exactly. And it will help everything. Just keep your mind and heart open. I don't know, though, because once they show up at the college, on the loudspeaker, this is a thing that I heard. And I'm like, that's a dystopian thing. We've got some, we've got some gags over the loudspeaker. If you don't register, you don't exist.

Yeah. And I'm like Donna Papyrin. What exactly is this? I mean, this is college, right? That's the registrar, dude. Also, I mean, maybe they played it differently, like pre. When did I get into higher education? 2002? Like, my classes had to be fucking selected way before I got to campus.

Yes. This whole notion of like. Did you find that Nazi-esque registering for class? I did. You know, I had the card. As long as you have your card on you, you're fine. I remember having to do it on the phone, dude. Yes.

Remember you to like, you'd have to like, it would be registration night. I mean, everyone is like, things were a thousand years old and they're correct. But like you're to do it on the phone and like punch in the code. Yeah. Class you want to.

Your class is accepted. Your class is failed. Yep. It was awful because that was like a night when we all had to like stop drinking and everybody was fucking standing on the line. Yeah. You stopped drinking.

It was tough though because you wanted to schedule class that wasn't in the morning. Of course yeah. Not in the morning and never on a Friday and all but one semester I fucking nailed that. But so we get there and it's a Bacchanal mom Cindy Pickett

sees see some young dick and is interested. Oh the dude that's naked in the hallway that guy his towel drops and she's like well she gives up my and I love the dude's reaction like does not give a shit that he was just totally made nude in the hallway

Well, it just keeps walking. That's how you know he's got a python down there. Because that's some confidence right there. And like, clearly the mother was like, Elaine Smith, take a picture so we can report him. Report him to the R.A. You know, the police won't do anything unless there's photographic evidence, dear. I think that young man was half horse. Why don't you touch it just so I can see for a shape?

Did you see all those bruises around his knees? Wow. there's a great gag because they're I mean and this brought back some real fucking memories man the slog of moving in especially when it was the first semester your first year you got the fucking family

in tow this was before they were fucking kicking me out the minivan with my suitcase without stopping the car it's like you know we're bringing everybody the whole fucking family's helping you gotta see and you got some dude goes you hear some guy go they're fresh off the farm, aren't they?

And this is a weird thing. The fact that like she's moving in and there are other people clearly moving in but there are other people on this floor that appear to have been there for weeks on that. I don't know if these were like summer semester people or what. Sure. Like they're part of the orientation. Like naked guy. He's not moving in that day.

No, and her roommate's been there for a bit. Also, we have to talk about this disgusting shit boy. Yes, we talked about how great this man grew up to be. be, but this kid is a grade A disgusting shit boy. He's got to seduce me please t-shirt. And I mean, like, Layton Smith does give him shit sometimes, but I'm like, yeah, you can't be wearing that shirt. You can't be wearing a shirt. Who's made a seduced?

Well, this is the double standard with fucking deadies like that, right? Like, he cares all about what she's doing and what fucking dick she's sniffing out. But this kid, he can just run a little fucking sex pest rampage on this college. He doesn't care. Well, nowadays he would be. Nowadays, he'd be like, the pizza pedophage are going to get you if you wear shirts like that.

That's how they get you. They mark you. They're going to put a chalk mark on our van and break up and break down in front of us and we're going to get it. These are the kind of people that if I was driving past them on a dark highway and they didn't have their lights on

and I tried to courteously say, hey, clicky, click it, your lights are off. They turn around and shoot you in the fucking head. We can lose your daughter. we can't lose you. They're going to try to California Pizza Kitchen, my son. Man, the one time I ever ate California Pizza Kitchen, I had diarrhea for days.

That's what's going to happen. That's, I think any pizza in California will do that, yeah. But I drove by the former spot in Yonkers where that CPK once stood and when it went out of business, I did a little like piss bump. It's like, yeah, you gave me diarrhea for a week, fuck it. And every year you visit the site. you light a candle A single rose It's so hard

To say goodbye You ever see on the side of the road Where someone does like a little mural For someone who got hit by a car And died there Or a charre accent You do that funny stuff I'm making it

You gotta wait for the turns Do you just like how I answered Too early in the game a little while I got to wait for the turn So anyway, eight year olds are being hit by car But Andrew's doing that for his diarrhea site. So sorry to see you go

diarrhea attack. But it would be, I guess you'd do a picture of the ass, then not the wreckage that is the shit. That's why I'm saying I would just leave a single flower. I don't want to get to illustrations. I don't want to leave a card. You know, like, because it's like a white bicycle sometimes. Yeah. I like it's most toilets

are white. Why is it the white bicycle, by the way? Because the angels ride around in heaven? Yes. Yeah. Ghosts. I think they call it a ghost bike. You're going to E.T. up to heaven. So they're moving her in Yeah we see a cock We're like and then

Well thank goodness you Next to the resident advisor Someone knows what's going on around here Oh someone in charge It's very important that he says in charge Because this dude loves being in charge at home And my dirder is fucking across the hall From the guy who's in charge

And this is when we meet her roommate You know First of all this kid You need to say stop it with this fucking little kid Going through the underwear dude The reaction from these parents Is totally inappropriate Exactly

Leave him in the car, crack the window. Don't fucking, you know, this is not somebody who can be trusted. They threaten him with not going to Disneyland because you won't help move or whatever. Once you go into someone else's underwear, like, get the fucker. Absolutely. And the threat of Disney World or Disneyland, like, whatever, it doesn't matter. It is a real. George C. Scott, what the fuck are you doing?

What is Disneyland to a kid who is obsessed with underwear? Yeah, not going to find any pussy at Disneyland. We should have had a shot of them in. Disneyland and he's like trying to look a mini-mouthed. He's got like mirrors on sticks and just putting it down. I thought maybe they had like a felt like vagina under there. Pinching Daisy Duck's ass. Not an upskirt vids with his phone.

He puts the bra on his head and he's making a little joke. The roommate comes in and the roommate is revealed to be a lesbian. She kisses her girlfriend and it's just like, what? And the kid has to get the camera. I'm going to jerk off right here. Of course he was going to. Dad. Dad. Dad. Just like literally I would like move him out of the room. Now here's the thing. All of that is inappropriate. Sure. What's also kind of inappropriate is for this girlfriend in front

of like strangers to be like and I'll see you later and start tongue kissing. I mean, you know what? Dude, you want to fucking show these people what it's like. Oh, sure. This real power move you say. Exactly. No, it's like, hey man, you know, you fucking. can vote against my rights every fucking day. We're living with your daughter. So like this, the girlfriend comes in, looks at Lane Smith's flannel button down and is like, I got these fuckers peg.

Exactly. Good for her. Yeah, exactly. It's a power move. It's the Go-Go 90s. It is the Go-Go 90s. Lane Smith cannot get her trunk. I need a screwdriver.

I want to go to that. All right. You got a screwdriver. I love this too because he's like, I need a screwdriver. Oh, sorry, bud, all out of vodka. Oh, yeah. That's kind of a good joke.

And he's doing a Batman hang. He's got like upside down boots for whatever reason. And I think that the idea is he's naked, right? Am I? Because I feel like you would show him if he wasn't naked. Oh, this is like a vertical 69 in here. I can't stand this. Lane Smith.

He's going to peel over his own face is what he's going to do. I think it's just because it's weird. I really like, because if they were going to make their joke, I think they would find some way. You know, here's what it is. You would see a shot from behind Paulie looking at Lane Smith. and you'd see butt cheeks. Yeah, because you do see

his butt cheeks later in the film anyway. Okay, so maybe I'm wrong. Okay, so yes. He's, oh my God, he's upside down. Can you believe that? Do you see he's got a scarf on, Cindy? Glenn Beck was right. They sleep upside down.

Oh, my God, it's a man with curly hair. I was good. I brought this cross and this garlic. I knew that the Jews slept upside down. I knew it. I do it. I always do it. She got that curly hair to hide his horns.

Yeah, I heard that his mother runs the comedy story, you know what to mean. Oh, and R. A, a reptilian alien, you mean? Trada. He's one of the biggest nepo babies hide right under our face. I don't know, man. If you were forced to self-produce politics, I don't think nepotism is playing much in your career. Well, he's doing just fun. But yeah, he's like, don't leave me hanging, which is a trailer line and a half. Oh, sure, dude.

I just feel like watching this movie, the trailer guys, like, I could put it all in here. put the whole movie in the trail. How the fuck am I going to make a two and a half minute trailer? This is impossible. You want me to leave Fleet out? I thought that was going to be like a selling point. We're leaving him out. We learn, of course, that Polly's name

is Crawl. Crawl, yes. So he leaves, you sure you don't want to leave these weird reptilian Jews and lesbians? And she's like, no. And the kid, because the kid is in your teen witch vein. Yeah.

Horny for his own sister It's a problem Because he's like Oh Becca Give your Give your big roommate A big kiss for me

He does do the LLLLLLL I never had sisters Do you got You guys get horny for them No I don't It's not It's actually

Quite the anti of horny Really Okay Yeah I mean unless you're like A fucking weirdo It's a soft sell That Hollywood was doing

At the time To see If you might get interested Because you know what You know it's proximity like Pam Belector says, what's the first thing you covered? Thing that's close to you. That's right. She has to be like, you stay

out of my room, which means you're jerking off and there, your little pig. Absolutely. Absolutely. Oh man, the stay out of my room. My room wasn't even my room once I went to college. I actually have to give this movie credit because this was happening a lot at the time in movies. And this movie at least has an

intervention in the middle of the movie where Polly Shore has to tell him, do not talk to you about your sister like that. That's right. That's right. movies did not do that. I don't remember what the line is, but he's like, yeah, my sister sucks dick good, right? Oh, no, he's like, oh, did you ever see my sister's code? Oh, that's what it is. Yeah,

and he's like, dude, don't talk about your fucking sister like that. See, that's funny. He's like, once you get to know, he's like more normal than some of these family members. Crawl is the most positive thinking, supportive, curious, understanding person. Yes, I love him. I love him. The start of this

movie a little bit too much in the videographer shutterbug. Oh, this is disturbing. category, but for the most part, this guy is pretty right on. Holly Shores walking around with a camcourt. Like, oh yeah, fresh meat, buddy. Undiscovered country. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Star Trek Zix, my favorite. I bet they're called country a little differently. Oh, no, I lost my job and benefits because I was filming my student. Uh-oh. Paying for this semester out of pocket. Oh, yeah, going to this party with my friends in New York. What's that monster outside? In the Tommy gun, Tommy boy fashion, we say that he's been in college for six years to make this work.

Yeah, and actually, I looked it up. It's about how old. He was about 24, 25 would have made this movie. Oh, so that's age-appropriate character. And, you know, blah, blah, blah. She's, you know, grossed out by him because he's got the cameras. And she's like, I'll just out the different code. He's like, in bread.

I'm like, oh, you're in bread. In breeders. Dude, I love it, dude. The guys that he calls out on that main street bench, I think crawl was on to something with that one. I need to start doing that. But she's like, you get out of here. She's like very, you know, stick in the mud first semester college girl.

That's kind of the next act of the movie is her like. She does a thing right here, though, that gives you a little insight into our man, Travis back in S.D. Yeah. Because she calls up and it cuts to Travis like at his place of work or whatever. And the phone rings and his reaction is

damn it, Tracy. Yeah. And you're like, you're not hanging out with Tracy Lutz. Oh, dude, just hanging out with Trace. I'd love to hang out of Tracy. Oh, I mean, I definitely, that would be fucking awesome. I don't know, Travis, do you want to maybe write tonight? Have you ever been to Austin County?

All right. Now, Travis. Tonight we're going to have some good wine. This is going to be excellent wine that we're going to have. You want to taste that in the back of your palate. Now, Andrew, if you don't want to write tonight, I understand that. We can just sit around and talk about writing. Oh, wait. You know what?

I should call Carrie. It's late. I'm going to stay here. Get her over. That is the signifier that this guy's crooked. Yeah, yeah. He's immediately. He's fucking around.

I mean, she's doing the I want to hear my boyfriend. I might go home tonight kind of a thing. Sure. I mean, I'm a little bit when it comes to relationships like this, I'm a little bit like, whatever's happening at home, whatever. You're going off on your first fucking year of college.

You're home doing whatever. Exactly. I mean, I'm sure that there are certain people who, my sister met her husband in high school, and they're still together. It's a rarity. Steve's sister was born in 1930. That's the one thing you have to be a little older.

Yeah, he thought that I didn't think they were going to survive WW2 but they did. And then he got back safe and he was like, yeah, I'm going to pull a moon down for you. But then they called him back to Korea where he got his bum leg. Steve's sister was actually the first woman to do the Jeterbug.

No, but I mean, I'm positive people. Listen to your have partners they met in high school. Sure. It's not, it's great for you. It shouldn't be something that is pushed upon people because the idea is like, figure it out man. That's why the turkey drop exists folks you try these long distance things and by the time you get to thanksgiving

that life is behind you yeah drop travis it is very interesting that she goes away for very limited time only a few months and comes back completely different with uh crawl it's even weirder though eric because like there's like a cut and then it's Halloween immediately which is now what three weeks before Thanksgiving she's still the same person right still like really stick in the mud like she's doing the mud like she's doing doing laundry on Halloween night. You know what I mean? Loser.

Exactly. This is a bit on you. I mean, this fat guy ruins your horse, which I get. But you know, you know, Papi's carved another six of them for you?

You can do that shit in like 30 minutes. Totally. He's got a whole basket full of these things. The roommates having a cool party. And she's like, oh, sorry, Becca. I would have invited you,

but you suck shit. And it's like, yeah. Is this fat guy that sits on the pony? Uh-huh. Is he supposed to be like, like a big boy, where's Waldo? What is this costume?

He's wearing a dress is the thing. Oh, I thought it was like a red and white Waldo. Oh, okay. I forget what he was. It all blended together. Yeah, I thought it was like him in a dress. But there's a lot of people dressed weirdly, costume and not throughout this sequence. We have Adam Goldberg for a hot second.

Oh, my God. This was an eye opener. I'm confident the last time I saw this movie, I was not aware who Adam Goldberg is. I would change Adam Goldberg to the Guardians if it was up to me in this one. Or maybe change him into the commanders. He's a guy dressed up in a Native American outfit. And the thing that really does this even worse than it already sounds, yeah, we're talking face paint.

We are talking neck to forehead face paint. It's tough, dude. He's made up like a fucking Romulan with his face paint. When he runs for Senate and he has to explain this to everybody. When then inevitably gets elected and then sent to the Supreme Court. Look, I just like Native Americans and Ted Nugent. Because I think his joke, which is a pretty funny joke

and it's Adam Goldberg, so he's pretty funny except for the way he looks. It's just sort of like, oh, what are you? You supposed to be like some kind of Hick or something? Oh, that's right. And she's just holding a laundry basket. Meanwhile, wash woman Hick. He's like trying to guess it or something like that.

Meanwhile, crawl is, of course, the life of the hall party walking around as a jukita banana lady. Yeah. And this, oh my God, everybody. It's a man it drag. Exactly Back then it was just like Kind of a transgressive fun thing to do

Now it's a fucking death sentence But in a great moment But nobody like Does he get a reaction Is there anybody who does the like Oh my God Because it's California Until fucking six months ago

We weren't doing that either We're just like I need to find What's another minority I could oppress I'm kind of done with these other ones Oh yeah no longer. Don't dig in on them for now. But she, you know, this fat guy breaks her horse. She's about to

pick up a phone. Isn't this where we get the cameo? That's what I've been trying to work in here, man. The fucking crawl is working in the rooms. And he walks into one of the dorm rooms and there is Brendan Fraser as Link. It's so awesome. As the titular insino man. He eats a frog or something. Because it'd be funny if he just

sort of looked like him, but he was acting normal. Nobody. He is in Cino Man. Which is great because it tells you. Link graduated high school and was accepted to university pretty impressive for it came because this was son-in-law was originally the script was for Encino Man 2

and they made some edits and they became this did it? Is it or is that a job? I'm looking straight in your eye and you're fucking that's back. Yeah of course I'm fucking with you. What the fuck do you think? It's a cinematic.

Listen, you deliver your deceit so genuinely it's hard to tell. Look, I mean, it could have worked you know, you bring back an insinomann to your parents and you decide to. That would be fun. That would be good actually.

Not bad. Well, it's like, listen, who would you rather I marry? Link or crawl? Right, right. I guess Link. And then, well, because Link gets down on all fours

and starts sniffing a pig's asshole. Yeah, yeah. Just like the other boys on the farm. Oh, look at he's tipping that cow. You know, he would fit in just right. But she picks up the phone and is about to call home. By the way, big act up put a sticker right here,

which I noticed. Wow. A little bit of, little politics there, you know. What's act up? Act up as an anti-HIV organization, protest organization. Cool. Yeah. So it was like, oh, that's something.

So she's about to call home and then he's like, uh-uh. And this is when like, this is, I think this mode, the nice version of crawl is really endearing. It is. It is. It's a good mode for Pauly Shore. You get a little bit of that in the casino and you get a lot of it here where he's just like, yeah. Party's over.

Give me five minutes. Yes. I'll convince you not to go. He kicks. She's going to ruin her life if she did. Yes. Absolutely, dude. She's going to go back to South Dakota. She's going to marry Travis. She's going to get knocked up nine times. She's pregnant in nine months, dude.

Tops. I have a whole litter of fucking kids that four or 30 in the morning. You got to get up and throw all the food in the yard. Get the feed on the baby pen. Get up to the trough. Everybody get up to the trough. Here's all your fucking bread crust and warm lettuce. baby. You got nine human babies coming up to feed on your nine

10th. Okay. Yeah. Travis Jr., Travis Jr., Travis, Sina, Travolta. Greg. Yeah, what? It's me, Travolta, you kid. I'm a baby. Oh, my God. Why was

Tiffany empathes in here, Dad? Oh, yeah. One question. And look who's talking. He wasn't the baby. He was a guy. He was a guy. He was the guy who had the baby? No, he was a guy that He was the dad that stepped up. Oh, got it. He's a dude who knocks her up and he's a cab

driver and then she's all like... He doesn't knock her up. No? George Segal knocks her. That's right. That's right. That's right. But... All the same. All the same. He's a cab driver who inserts himself into her life and she's like I want to raise this baby on my own

to which his character is like, yeah, I don't know about that. That might be a stay tuned for sure. 100%. We already did the third one. Okay, yeah. Because the first one, it's insane because of the shoehorning into her life. And then the second one, there's voice acting by Roseanne. So those two movies, definite stations. But so, like, and, you know, he's like, let me just show you a quick picture.

And he shows her him as a, as a freshman and he's like a nerd. And she's like, oh, my God. Like, it kind of looks, I would be curious to ask Polly about this. I would wager that's his actual high school photo. I believe it. That might be probably, yeah. cool photo. And he basically like, you know, I came out

of my shell, but this is supposed to be the best years of your life. Again, it's Halloween and then boom, here come to spin doctors. And we're on, we're at Venice Beach, just living it up. That's the future, dude. As he tells her, I ditched the spectacles,

grew the dupe, pounded some brew. Yes. Oh, yeah. That's how you live in college, man. But apparently all it took was this discussion, and I a little shopping talk to completely change everything about her. Complete personality mirroring where she's just doing crawl lines and dialogue. She's talking about cones in a minute.

She's doing it. She adapts his stuff way too early where if I were crawl, I'd be like, hey, buddy, are you making fun of me? It's kind of my thing, dude. Being kind of a goober, buddy Because they have, there's a scene where like They're sitting on the beach He does the sort of funny

Like drops the cold beer can in her crotch like Oh, excuse me But then like we've got fucking binoculars On the beach and it's like Oh, oh he screams And she's like Then she grabs the binoculars And she's like

All right You're just like You can't do That's his bit But the thing of it is And this is when the I think the movie to me works better and it's only

it's only flirted with twice barely that they are going to be romantic after this they should just be platonic friends like it's it makes so much more sense because in this scene when she's like look at her as man and she's like oh yeah that's nice look at that dude and like that's what the relationship is

that is actually a little more odder you know what I mean or a little less pat but then you have to shoehorn something about him like having a romantic interest of so you don't allow something like that to happen gets with fucking Tiffany Thesson at the end of the end. Maybe in their trauma they come together.

They never fuck or get together. No, they don't. They almost kiss and then, yeah. It doesn't work out. They get back out of it. But then even at the end of the movie, it's not a guarantee that they're going to get married. What they say is like, we've decided to just wait a while and see where things go, which is I think like it leaves them open to the original plan, which is like once we get back

to school, we'll just say that we broke up and whatever. So the movie kind of leaves it open a little bit. But so like you know, they're fast friends. She gets a fun haircut. She gets a tattoo from Flea. That's right. You pick it, I stick it. That's right. Yeah, I love Pauli's choice.

It gets in your brain. Yeah, he's like, oh, see, look at him. Look at him. Look at him. Well, the ink seeps in your brain. He doesn't know where he is. And it's his flea, like, staring at the camera. Apparently, this was Carla Gugina's actual tattoo that they just wrote into the script. Which is cool. I like that. Very original tattoo. Wow. But it is kind of funny because

it is the kind of like safe tattoo you would get the first year of college. Definitely a horse girl tattoo. It is. Absolutely a horse girl. Because a horse girl knows you can't get a horse tattoo. No. You can get a butterfly tattoo. What lands on horses sometimes?

A fly. That'd be cool. Fly tattoo. That'd be pretty sweet. So she's like all in her shit. And then it's like, oh no, I have to go back for Thanksgiving. And here comes crawl with a hungry man dinner. And she's like, well, that can't.

And I love the idea of like, oh, my. God, how horrible, horrible to spend a week in Los Angeles while other people aren't there. It sounds fine. I mean, on campus alone, if you have to stay there, that sucks. Like, I don't know if he has a car or anything. He's got to have a car. He's in L.A. I hope.

He's got them rollerblades, Chris. He's getting placed. Sure. That's true. That's not bad. I mean, still, I would, but like, he's going to hang out with his dealer at least for sure. That is fair.

You know, and this is a thing. It's fascinating why we, you know. and I guess it's just because like it was still so stigmatized at the time but this is a pseudo-college movie so who cares but again like no weed we're not talking about weed at all only same thing with Bill and Ted there's no weed there's no weed but like I don't know it's the weasel man and he's talking about pounding booze like of course this guy smokes up yeah every day well yeah but we're not comfortable with weed yet we're only comfortable with beer and roofies things you're comfortable talking about that is very true so she's gonna come home with me this is the beginning of the movie son-in-law she gets they meet her on the on the tarmac which is something I think all these teeny tiny airports yeah they walked out the back of the barn and the runway

was there you know what I mean just drive that pickup truck right onto the runway Key West has an airport like this yeah and she's doing hey why would you bring crawl you know how this is going to go and she's like hey buddies and I'm like oh dude stop it you need you need to code switch uh-huh you need to code switch back in this south dakota horse girl and leave la rollerblade girl back at school yes and you have to find a way to gently break it to your parents that you're a fucking junior weasel now I mean but that's I mean it's so clear like that that's why I just don't get like the eternal the internal the internal stuff of this doesn't make sense because like clearly she wants to shove it in their face. She does. And I don't know how else, like, the thing with me about the platonic

relationship issue is like, I kind of think she does just want to be with, if not with a crawl, with someone like crawl now. And this is a long road to her being like, no, I just, I don't know how else to break up with someone other than this complete fucking

charade. And like, but for some reason it becomes his story. Yes, it does. Very weird. Yeah, he, so they all meet her. Travis is there. wearing his fucking high school letterman jacket dude fucking in this Al Bundy shit come on they meet crawl and they are

Lane Smith is mortified because he remembers him right oh yeah he's like Paul he's got some line of like we've met before you know have you been or something like that I love that the brother like Lane Smith is like hold up the sign you got to hold up the sign Zach

and this is a printout that says go home Rebecca I popped your dog us drunk. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah. That's, oh, man. Nice cherry pop and joke. His down home profanity is just the most endearing stuff. I mean, like, because like, Pauley gets around in this movie, but the times this movie really works is Pauley v. Lane Smith. Yep. He's a perfect straight man for him. It's just like he is so harrumped to the entire film until obviously the end, which is adorable. Oh, yeah. And this movie, despite being, you know, just like a run-of-the-mill comedy. We're using money here because we have multiple copter shots. We have

yes. Yep. You know, before drones, kids sit down before drones. There are things called helicopters. Okay. And they flew over the farm a few times, did a few shots. We had one later that's even better than this. Oh, that's a solid one. You could imagine a better shot than this. There were ones that you could do with a remote control. You could do that. We got the Green Acres theme. We're having a lot of fun. Gen X shit, dude. Get your big bowl of cereal. We're going to start talking about Green Acres. Is that Gen X?

Well, no, the Gen X referential of Green Acres, yes. I watched Green Acres growing up. Oh, really? We had a little bit of it. I mean, dude, like, look, the Nick at Night lineup was as such where gave your big bowl of cereal. If the television was turned on and it was left on the, you know, the Nick

at Night channel or whatever, the TV land, that's just what it was on. You may as well throw the remote control in the garbage because you were just watching that for hours on end. For sure. Um, so they, you know, they get to the farm and everything. And, you know, Crawl is freaking out because he's never done anything like, you know, never been any place like this. He's screaming about the chickens. This is where we're introduced to Dennis Berkeley as Theo, our favorite guy from suburban commandant. We're going to see you. This guy in this movie. He's also in. Oh, yes. Of course. Yeah, he's got a horrible death in that movie. He seems to be really a fulcrum of evil in this. in this town that he's got here. Well, yeah.

I mean, I guess that's what a farm hand is, isn't it? Well, I mean, he knows where to get you your roofies. He knows, you know. Because it's like he's a guy who he never left the town. He's like what Travis will be in 20 years. Exactly. That you're just working these little farms and you're going out at not having a drink. Oh, yeah, I can figure that out for you.

Working up a trove of blackmail material on the local cop. So that you can get away with fucking anything. Oh, yeah, you're going to pull me over, Dennis? Why don't you take a look at this Polaroid? I'll be on my way, Dennis. Oh, you put me... Oh, you want me to pay that ticket? Are you sure?

Are you sure you don't need more roofies? Oh, interesting. Someone needs something from me now. It's like with Twin Peaks where there's that undercurrent of evil in like the wholesome town, right? He's like the Renault brothers or something. This is given... Definitely a shock, Rinald, if you know what I mean?

Yes. he says he sees the grandfather and the fucking funniest thing he's like which one are you Bartles or James and I'm like that is such a tiny little understood reference yeah I know the name of the but I don't know how you know how they look are they on the fucking thing I think that's part of the genius of crawl sense of humor man it doesn't matter I it's just like I have know it like I can at least reference I have seen an episode of Green Gables. I have no idea what these things look like. I don't know what they look

like, but it's just it's a booze. I know what I'm saying is like on the thing, it's not like some sodas or something that you'll have the picture of the creator, the guy who did it. And like I was wondering if that was what happened, that he knows what the fucking guys are looking like. Not that I've ever seen anyway. I don't know about that.

Yeah. But in response to that, I love the grandfather who's fucking spits a bunch of chew and tobacco on the crown. He's not having any of crawl for most of the film. So Travis, you know, is like hey you've been back home for two seconds can you come to the barn with me will you marry me like dude

you got a time this way better yeah like she didn't even take her coat off yet this guy's a loser I mean first of all total loser like she's going away to college no no no let's not let's not have sex for the first time let's wait for Thanksgiving already stepping it up to engagement no yeah go kiss in the barn like you used to

do pretty desperate for Travis that's pretty desperate for Javier fucking Tiffany the whole week the whole summer or whatever and like that's right but like make a move on her she ain't going nowhere that makes more sense and just tiffany fucking these are not for nothing absolutely and you're living in a traditional town why aren't you fucking talk to lane smith about this first and foremost oh that's true i think the thing that's underplayed this movie that is going on these people are fucking rich like these people are doing very well that's in south dakota farms so i think he's like if i marry her then i get the farm with this old

Oh, okay. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. I mean, it is a gorgeous house. The gorgeous house. The truck is gorgeous. They're said that are out of state to fucking state, uh, Los Angeles State College or whatever. The tractor, like the big thing that he's a quarter million dollars. Yep, exactly. Do you think, do you think this exists anymore,

this lifestyle or is it all just corporate farms, right? Because I think I've heard that these corporations are buying up these. Oh, very rare. Yeah, I'm sure there's a few of them still out there. We haven't totally cut those families' throats yet. I would like to believe. believe that Lane Smith, the reason he's such a big shot in town is that his neighbor with another cornfield

is indeed Kevin Costner from Fielder Dreams. Oh, I see. And he fucking shot his crop by building a fucking baseball field. Lane Smith swoops in. It's like, oh yeah? Oh, yeah. You're going to sell yourself some dirt, some plates? Yep. A baseball? You're going to sell

baseball to feed your family? Oh, yes. Come over and eat Warner Corn. Now with zero ghosts. No ghosts in Warner Corn. Baseball or otherwise. Oh, yeah. You want to go cross town, eat all that spooky corn,

and go for it. You can see this corn all the time. You don't have to believe in fucking baseball to see it. As soon as Joe Jackson, go fuck yourself.

I don't care. I just got a bunch of corn here. You know what I can do? I can pick all my corn out of the crop. Don't have to worry about Ray Leo to farting around in the field. Fucking loser.

Come on, family. Let's go. Munch on some grindies. If you'll excuse us, we have to go munch on some grandees. He's getting into it. He goes up to the kids' room. I love all these superhero posters. I'd like that one.

I'd like that one. This is a nice moment, too, where... Also, that's why this kid's... The size of this kid's room is bigger than my apartment right now. But out west, everything is huge. That's true. And he's got this computer. I mean, that's the bigger thing to me.

And he's clicking and clacking on this thing. he can't like kick some virus out of it and Polly's like oh let me get in there and he like eradicates the virus there's a bunch of fucking techno babble here and what you learn because he's like how'd you know how to do all this and it's kind of there's an interesting

crawl Pauli parallel right here because he's like he mentions previously back in the dorm he's like oh my mom was a pit boss in Vegas and so he's like oh I grew up like in the casinos I didn't have any friends and I just doodled on my computer and I'm like

Polly who grew up at the comedy store you know maybe didn't have friends maybe we came to the computer yeah you never know hacker Polly sure I like all right sure if you do our movie it's me the devil in the car to Jeffrey

Katzenberg I will allow some personal connection I do like in this where right before he he decides to help him with the computer he threatens him of, you ever meet the tooth fair? I wouldn't fall asleep if I were.

Oh, totally. The kids start screaming. And this is when Beckett comes in, she's like, you know, oh my God, he just tried to repose. Because she just kind of escapes from her proposal. Like, oh, I think dinner's ready. Or whatever the fuck she says. Yeah. And he's like, well, I'll see you tonight at dinner.

And she's like, okay, great. I'll see it tonight. This speaks to your theories about the money. I'll see it tonight at the country club. Exactly. They've got it like that. He wants it. I think that's why Tiffany Thieson isn't there because she's working

at the bar at the bar and the store here or is she just in the store when they meet her I think she's just in the store she's working at the bar but so they go out let's go

let's go yeah I need new dude new dudes man or whatever because he's like you know I look like I look ridiculous I want to get some local clothing eight out of 10 versions of this movie end with Krall getting beaten

to death at a fucking field I mean like the way he's acting in town dude you got a fucking but I've been I've been city boy before and you fucking buttoned up. Precisely. You just button up that jacket. Keep that comic book t-shirt to yourself and just one local beer, please.

And you shut the fuck up. You cannot button up with Pauley short. There's just too much there. There's a vest. There's three scarves. And one of them's on his head. I don't. There's no way to tie this.

You should unbutton a few things. I think honestly you just go full bloom. And if like, yeah, if death comes to you, it comes to you. it comes to you. I don't know what else to do. But this is where they're walking into the store and he sees these two like very pale, weird looking old fellas and he's like, inbreeding.

Uh-oh, I'm like, Jack Nicholson an easy rider now. What are you doing with that rock raised above your head, buddy? Yeah, he would be actually murdered. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I mean, even now probably. Yeah. More so, obviously. This is where we see his butt cheeks because he's

trying on some assless chaps here. Yeah. Not bad. Turns around. Yeah, his little, tight little buns. Tiffany Thiessen in this scene also kind of looking like, say? Yeah. Crawls ass. She's like, oh, you know, come by the bar this week. That's where I'm working. Even though I'm 18, don't worry about it.

There is all this weird stuff like that where it's, I mean, the college stuff, of course you're drinking in college. And I guess it's like small town. Maybe they don't give a shit. But like, she's working at the bar, which is weird. But Travis is like, oh, I'll throw you a bachelor. partner at the bar. I'm also 18 years old. Well, maybe they are 21. They just all failed.

A few years. Oh, that's got to take three years off to help raise the corn crop. Obama's got a big pig. It's given birth. That's going to be a couple of years off of them schoolings. Yeah, you can go to school next summer. I need you here for the hog harvest. The harvest is what I need you the most. And we only got one pig. Her name is Bertha. And she, she gets all the pulled pork and bacon in this country this area. Uncle Owen and Aunt Peru in Star Wars needed a crawl

to go get a stick out of their ass. Suddenly talking to Baru like, nasty girlfriend, you're a peach. Well, I think that's what happened is that's kind of what Obi-Wan did, but they rejected him, you see. Oh, you've met the weasel, yes.

Let us bunch on some blue grind ditch. Weeze the juice. wheeves it for me You're giving me a semi right now Peru A semi Oh yes Ed's Baru

Look at those mighty cones you have This is the semi you're looking for Now I'm becoming Theo Inbreed So they go to this country club for dinner And this is where this fucking asshole Stands up in a room full of people And this is like just makes me sick to my stomach.

I love the anonymity of the city, man. Yeah. This guy's just like, well, hey, everyone in this gigondo dining room, we all know each other and every fucking part of our personal history. You're all like family. So I'm going to propose this woman in front of all of you because if I do it in front of all of you, she can't say no in public. Well, that's the thing.

This is the moment, Rebecca, you have to say no in public with this. This is the moment. and you cause all kinds of heinous shit, including fucking date rape shit. I can't believe that's how that ends. It's so, it's going to be a lot. But like I'm sorry, but like, this

guy is being presumptive his shit. He is clearly way too high on his own supply. Oh, yeah. He has to be brought down. This is the moment to do it. And Lane Smith isn't like, you got to, like, it's not like Lane Smith is like, you got a marriage. I have a shot of him kicking her under the table.

Say yes. could do it because there's no like this will be the joining of our 90 families and we'll fucking run that spooky fuck out of town if we join my farm and your farm that spooky old bastard is baseball field

get the fuck out of town do you know what Amy Madigan brings to the church bank 10 lemon squares 10 10 for that church I could eat 10 lemon squares on my own that brings in what a whole 5 dollars can you fucking imagine You take your fucking truck

You filled up with all your haunted corn And you get the fuck out of South Dakota Connie, this time we're going to make 200 chocolate chip cookies Just to blow her out the wall I'm tired of this But yeah She's like, crawl, do something

And I would be like, why don't you fight your own battles, buddy? Why don't you speak up for yourself, buddy? Or here's the thing And this is the this is the recommendation I'm going to throw it out there specifically to ladies, because this is the only time I've seen this happen. Ladies, you're at a sporting event with a fella

and this fella takes us some air time when they're on the Jumbotron to propose to you. Now here's the move. You just say yes in that moment. Oh, of course. And when you get to the car in the parking lot, you immediately cut it off. But like, that's what has to go on here because it would totally like, you know, nothing would boil over. Crawl wouldn't get punched in the face in a few

I think you're right for this thing but if it's at a sporting event or something like that a man does that to you without talking to you about it first a slug in the face and walking away. Well that's also the other thing. That's also the other thing but it has to be immediate. This whole like

hemming and hawing. No no no no no. Either a punch to the face or you fake say yes with your fingers crossed behind your back and then you deal with it in the parking lot. Remember in what I believe was the series finale of age gap lovers when that magician and tries to propose to his older lady in front of his entire family.

And she has to be like, well, talk about it later, which is like a big like no fucking way. No, I said you could marry my ghost. Oh, actually, I'm just in this for the dick, mate. I want to get married. Your young telewhacker. I'd like another younger telewecker. I got three more just like you're waiting. Absolutely.

I love your little tallywackers' body. And they don't catch feelings. But Polly stands up and he's like, oh, no, you can't marry her. We're already engaged. And it's like everyone, record scratch. We go into a hallway. Polly gets punched in the face and starts to cry, which is very funny. Oh, yeah.

This is great. He also has like a great line to Travis. He's like, oh, don't worry about it, buddy. She wasn't cheating on it. But he punches the face Travis Storms off Vowing to ruin him And this is when I guess he goes

On buys the roofies Or whatever Because I think these are Travis's roofies I thought it was Theo Palms him to him Oh I see Theo's got him, okay There's a handovers

I mean either way It's not great These dudes are drug and ladies This is not the first Rodeo here And we'll get it to it But I just I really worry

for Tiffany Theson at the end of this film is all I can say. Right. But so like now we're driving back and I can't believe, you know, everyone's shocked and aghast, you know, that you're that they're engaged. Well, how are you going to provide for my daughter? Well, I could be a farmer.

That'll lead up 20 minutes. Absolutely. I bet we do back to back montages, buddy. Oh, absolutely. And it somehow works. It does. It works. Because he's got some.

he's like, oh, yeah, milking the cows. Get down on some of that chah, chah, chah, cheese. Yeah, he's trying to milk the cow and it starts pissing on his face. He's like, I hit the wrong butt. Well, that's, yeah, that's a great. So he's like, yeah, like, why don't I try being a farmer? And so it's like the 5 a.m. wake up call. We do indeed start the gag of like this rooster every morning.

Sure. And yeah, it's the fucking cow pisses on him. He's trying to feed some little piglets. And then Theo lets this huge hog beast out of a pig. And then they fucking tramples him. He's like, oh, why do you ride that tractor? Oh, you broke my employer's fancy. And it's like, yeah, well, I don't know, man.

That's like, that's coming out of your pay or something. This tractor riding stuff is exquisite. We see, we get the John Denver on the radio. Oh, when he steals the larger one. Yeah. And then we pan back out. He's written crawl in the car, which proves he can do it pretty well. Oh, yeah.

That kind of penmanship with a tractor. This is a Mr. Ripley situation. If that's, if that is accurate. If he did that, he knows what's up. It's a heightened reality, folks. But, you know, that's the other great, like, helicopter shot. Like, we're putting money down. We're fucking up crops.

Now, I don't think you can farm a crotch. I don't think you can do that. But what I'm going to do is here, here's some salt and here is some gasoline. Now, there is a corn field with a baseball field right across the way. Now, if you just take these and not, look, there's a box of matches in. my car you go into the glove box it's right there now just take care of this man best part is nobody knows you're here burn burn those ghosts too if you can burn them now crotch when you get there if you see a bunch of specters playing a little softball don't worry they can't hurt you none son

just got to salt the earth you'll you'll curse them back to hell and if that kevin costner starts to be mouthey at you there's some lie in the back and if you see james earl jones when you're driving the tractor out there boy you run them right down He's involved in it And he's going to go into that cornfield At the end of the movie for some reason He's involved with it To the point where my son, Zach,

had to go and get a baseball out of his house That's how involved he is Now I'm not entirely sure Bert Lancaster is real or not He just hangs out around there It seems like he's folded into the ghosts now Now tell you this, Crotch Very important

You see a little girl fell off the bleachers choking on a hot dog piece Well you got to stop everything and help her That little girl had nothing to do with these ghost corn And I won that fellow not to make a farm And a baseball diamond over that baseball grave Mass grave of baseballers They were coming into town one day

We were being lippy And we just took them all out there To the farm, we killed them all thrown them in a mass grave That's where we put all those crooked Chicago black Black Sox we just put them right down there in the ground Very sure is Joe Jackson without any shoes Believe it or not Yeah, I'm wearing them, that's why

But I do, you're mentioning my favorite part of this movie is a running gag of Lane Smith Disrespecting crawl Yep Like, uh, uh, crotch Uh, crap Crap is another one

I love it Crap Uh, crap Why are you thinking it's a crunch It's he's so goddamn good In this movie He really is Like you could just tell

He fucking got it And it's like This is the You know The stuffy dad I need to play Yeah And it's amazing He fucking nails it

Did this get him Vinnie or did Vinny Get him this? video's earlier this. Vinnie got him 2 or 91 maybe. Yeah, it's like right before it. I would wager maybe this got him. Lois and Clark. Lois and Clark. Oh, yeah. That was

he's, uh, well, he's Perry White in that show. Yes, he was a great Perry White. If I remember correctly. So like they start to accept them a little bit. They have this like little tense dinner and talk and now he's Zach is going to help him milk the cow. Theo six some pigs

on him in one scene. Well, because the back-to-back montages are like, it's a montage of him being shitty at farming then they have this lunch scene where it's a big family blowout kind of and then it's like I gotta get back out there Mr. Warner I'm going to take a couple of drumsticks for the road because they're all expecting him to quit

his tenacity. Yeah he gets back and again that's what's so admirable about this Paulie Shore character is like nothing gets him down and it's just like I just got to get the hang of it buddy more time out on the farm you cost to be a thousand dollars worth of damage Well, that was mostly Theo, by the way.

Yeah, totally. Because Theo, he's like, one of the things that makes the tractor go crazy in that first montage is he's like, now you've got to put it in first. Yeah, it's the one right that you put it in first, and that's the one that's going to make it go backwards. And I'm like, oh, he's setting this guy up for failure.

Oh, you've only drove, you've only drove automatics? Perfect. Yeah, exactly. The next bit here is when he starts to really start to win the family over. We're about to go to a square dance. Oh, do you catch? Oh, you never want to. catch yourself in this situation, folks.

He catches the mom. He's like grabs her ass. I love it. Oh, Becca, bum grab. And it's like, sorry, but you got a nice ass or whatever. Mrs. Warner to be. Yeah. What is it? He calls it a peach. He calls it a peach. Oh, yeah. He goes, peaching. Like, I think there's a little bit of an attempted reach around here.

It's not just a butt grab. Peach on a windowsill. I could eat it peach for hours. nasty girlfriend. It's fucking great. You're giving me a semi. I don't want to be rude or anything, but Mrs. Warner, you're giving me a semi.

I don't want to be rude or anything. Amazing. And she loves it. Oh, she's very. Well, and he's like, I'll give you a makeover. It's fucking, it's heartbreaking because he's like, you're so beautiful. Why don't you put more makeup on?

And this poor woman, she just goes, what for? And you get everything about her relationship with Lane Smith. Well, you got everything when they push the beds together. I'm like, what the fuck here is this with the two beds apart? You know, when I started watching television back in 1943, that's what it looked like. And that's the way I keep my bedroom to this day in 1992. Her feet are freezing. They just, they poke over and it wakes me up every night.

It's terrible. I told her about that big toe and that nail. I told her. Cut me right open. Carl, your first, your first order of business is to tend to those nails. It's like dumb and dumber. He's got the buzz-stop.

Sparks are flying off. But he gives her a big makeover. She shows up for the square dance. And can I say, it is nice that we just get Mrs. Bueller's debut at the square dance. And there's not a, because they're like, she says

to Lane Smith, like, oh, go ahead. Crawl and I'll catch up. And there's not a cut to do-do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- You know, none of that shit. You can't do that twice in two movies, man. We're just off two montages. Three montages in 20 minutes would have broken this thing down.

Chris is correct. But Steve, to your point, I would say, because that one fashion montage was actually set to fucking two princes or whatever fucking... Oh, no, I've been twice in two movies because in Cito, man, they do literally do I'm too sexy. Okay. You can't just yet. But here's the thing. Because I was going to say, as long as I'm too sexy,

hasn't been used in that movie already. I got it. The door is wide open for any and all under sexy usage. It is the early 90s. Yes, you're totally right. We couldn't get enough. We could not get enough of right, said friend. I do not understand it. But here she comes. A big debut into the hoe-down

looking sexy as hell. Even another cow poke wants to poke her and Smith, that's to shoe him a wine. That's right. This is when she's like, you know, this is what Beck guys thing starts to further. It was like, wow, you really just, you made my mom so hot. That's not weird at all. he points to Lane Smith

and he's like, look at the wood I gave him. Yeah, it's like, oh, great. Thank you for giving my dad an erection. All that's missing is having the little son get an erection over his mother, too. Apparently, he's horny for the... Yeah, it's true. Honey for his sister. Yeah. Mom, look at your tits. Yeah, like, oh, Mom, I don't need those playboys

anymore. I'll just play over you. Hey, dad, have you ever seen mom's cones? Oh, God. You can't be helpful. Coats. Coats! The playboy line is

funny not to get too far back, but he's like, Carla Gugino's like, if you don't, whatever, if you don't get out of here, get out of this room for a second, I'm going to tell mom where all your playboys are. And Carl is like, oh, amazing, what is you, buddy? And he's like, I'm a subscriber and just walks out of the room.

How does that? Yeah, it's a great question. Because he's a computer guy. Yeah, but what are you? Mail it to the house? Well, yeah. Well, I think it's a, like, much like Zero cool in the film hackers. he just hacked it and he put like a different person's name like you got your neighbor

Kevin Costner's fucking male Oh yeah oh you know what First of all He's got haunted corn everywhere Across this great land And also he subscribes to pornography I have it on good authority From my son

He subscribes to pornography And the X-Men What the hell's wrong with this guy Sounds like a pretty cool kid Also I bet because he's such a hacker Dude has some real zero cool shit He was able to register for a post office box.

Oh, I'm picking up mail for my dad. He just gets out of there. Once Kevin Costa is set the house to blaze with himself inside it. You have to find somewhere new to get your magazines put. And, you know, she's like, you know, you really do, we get some Polly as doing the line dancing thing.

That's sort of fun. Buff the wood. Buff the wood. You got to buff the wood. I like the actual DJ for the event being put upon and be like, come on, get on. No, no, get out of here. Get out of here. That poor guy. And this is sometimes,

and this is the same thing with Carlo Gugino. Dude, you can't jump into weaselifying yourself. Because Polly does some crowd surfing here. And then this guy who's like the actual like, Ho Down MC, he's like,

come on, you got to try it, man. Just get out there, feel the air, whatever it is. And this poor bastard tries to crowd surf. The totally cliched gag of no one catches him. And he gets up okay.

Travis is like, hey, by the way, sorry for punching the face. we want to throw you a bachelor party on tomorrow night. And he's like, sure thing, buddy. And they kind of have a moment at the end of the night where it's like they're about to kiss, but I think the dad catches them or something. I think the grandfather, the grandpa, because he's out there whittling wood again.

And he's like, good night, firecracker. And like she goes to bed. He's like, can I please whittle wood with you? And there needs to be, there's an end to this gag because he gives them a huge log. And, like, he takes the, there needs to be a thing where he maybe carves a beautiful babe, maybe he carves a weasel, you know, a bust of a bust. I completely misremembered it as like at the end of the movie, Crawl presents some really, because he even has a line. He's like majored in wood carving for two. That's the gag, right? He majored in everything for two semesters. And that's one of them. It's like, oh, yeah, wood carving two semesters. Like, there should be a pristine. thing or other. You're totally right. I made this wooden corn, buddy. I'm going to give to my friend

Benedetta. Oh, man. Back to back, Benadettas on this show. Oh, yeah. Look, it's a wonderful film. Just talking about it on our Guardians of the Galaxy episode, available now on patreon.com slash we ate movies.

Meanwhile, Lane Smith is putting the bed together and he's going to fuck in a house full of seven people, dude. He does not give his shit. Yeah. And I guarantee you them walls are a thin little tissue with. Oh, yeah. Because the next morning, everyone knows, like,

mom's making coffee. He's smacked it. Everybody's shaking. Yeah. The whole the house stinks of sex. Totally. He went out, he fucking went up like fucking Mount Vesuvius. He's fucking yelling in the middle of Oh, my God. I've been

backed up for years. Oh, my God. Honey, you're stuck against the wall there. Oh, man. It's like, it's like a cane. And they were tracks are by two identical Buick Skylock converteals. They ever seen that picture, Ghostbusters, too, where they put all that stuff inside

the, put into Statue Liberty. It kind of looked like that in the room last night. I had to grab a milk bucket filled into the brim. There's a great like, you know, so he's leave, Layton Smith is leaving and go fishing with the grandpa.

They try to bring Zach and he's like, now I'm just going to hang here. So Crawl's like, oh, I'll go with you. And they're walking out and he's on the way out the door. He's like very audibly to everyone else in the kitchen. So Walter, don't hold out on me, dude. Did you get her? Even worse, when he comes, when Pauly Shore comes down, he's like, hey, Rebecca, thanks for the semi last night.

I needed to borrow Zach's porno mags and finish myself off. Just at breakfast talking about how you fucking nutted the night before. You forced me to jerk off, buddy. It's a weird line. And everyone was like, oh, Weasel, we love you now. I was in your kids' room with him, joking off last night. Mrs. Warner, don't worry, buddy. He shot the load in the toilet.

Plushed it clean. I'm a very economical jerker offer. Some overshot it and got on the wall, but I just put up a postcard over it. Yeah, did it in the shower. Osama bin Ladenstein. burial at sea you would absolutely say something like that that should have been in polytics

I don't know we should check the polytics tape we might get sued it wasn't as good but yeah they're fishing and like the dad is given Lane Smith the hard time the grandfather's given Lance of the hard time and you know Polly because he's got all the wisdom of the big city living is like you know you're hard

he's hard on you're hard on Zach you know blah blah blah blah he said wow wow weasel you realize show me something i never knew uh but then it's like i think lane smith realizes like uh oh my heart's starting to melt a little bit here because he's like he says something else the the weasel follows that up with another piece of advice there like kind of like how you treat zach with his video games like or whatever and he's like you know oh well zach uh you know he never asks you to play him right so like what does it matter and he's like yeah well who asked you which is that's very cutting look i i appreciate that you like John Denver, but back the fuck up.

All right, just back the fuck up for a little bit here. Mason Adams has a heart attack because of course he does. I mean, like, you look at this guy who's just ready for this heart attack at any movie. Is it just a pill thing? Because he's fine. I think it's like he had a spell. Yeah, that's what we would say. P.L. He tries to give him CPR

including mouth to mouth. He opens his eyes. He's like, oh, no. And I believe this was a trailer thing too, because he's like, if it's between dying or him kissing me, I'd rather die. That was for sure. He's such a fucking good delivery there. It's so funny.

He almost does, it's almost identical what he does in house guest. Yes, yes, that's right. He has a heart attack there too. He has a heart attack. It's a tooth thing.

And then they go and get, yes. Oh, that's right. Oh, shit, previous episode. And he's also been like, and that's most of his performance. I mean,

menaced by Polly Shore, menaced by Sinbad. I'd much rather be menaced by Polly Shore. Yeah. Yeah. Because like Sinbad is so tall. Yeah. That's just such a presence.

scary it is whatever you say sinbad that's basically what you got to do Sinbad could wreck you yeah you can live in my house Sinbad that's fine you and your enormous bag of potato chips oh that's right but

you know like now we're all together but uh oh time for the bachelor party and there's a turkey gag which is whatever I do like that because we're getting to Thanksgiving time and Theo's just like gotta get in there boy I can slaughter that turkey and it's like Polly Shore like kind of doing battle

with this turkey for a little bit he gives a big weasel scream and this thing fucking drops over unconscious I personally think that's very funny and it's also funny because he's trying to clean when he goes to clean it

in the house the turkey's alive it's running around he's like uh oh my rides here gotta go I'm just kidding you don't have to kill the turkey we stole the turkey

from Kevin Koster's fridge yeah oh that's right now that fucking ghost cold loving weirdo ain't going to have no Thanksgiving dinner, that's right. Let him have the devil's meat ham. Why don't you eat baseball for Thanksgiving?

You love it so much. For dessert, we're going to throw rocks at his house. For having a baseball dream. Yeah, oh, that's right. Yeah, oh, I got your little Thanksgiving dinner right here, Dr. Baseball. We got popcorn. We got Cracker Jacks.

We got a bunch of warm beer. Yeah, enjoy that baseball, Bob. Oh look, he's crying Oh, that's so good He's upset His dinner's ruined Oh, let me take the binoculars again Boy, I love looking at that sadness

Put the binoculars on You go get the Polaroid camera Okay, now if you need us We'll be back at my house watching football Now, uh, crotch I need to borrow your cam corner for a second Boy, I've got to film the neighbor's misery here But we're an hour and 15 minutes into this movie

We're in the third act Yeah. It's been a really normal good time. Hasn't it, folks? Yeah. And the stakes have been, again, really low. Really low. I think part of it is also like Travis, on paper, probably to most people are like, this is a great guy. Pretty deep guy. He's the next mayor of the town. Even if he's strayed once, whatever. But, but now you paint him in this brush. Yeah. Now he's fully the villain. Now you get it. I mean, yeah, they go to the bang, bang bar. Eddie Vedder's playing and they have a little I mean they're just drinking contest and then Tiffany Embertheson does a strip tis for about two seconds

Well they're doing a drinking contest And then Theo hands Travis A bunch of pills And he puts like 30 in this dude's glass Like this dude's waking up dead Yes exactly you can't This guy weighs like 94 pounds Totally like Theo I know that's what it takes

To knock you out big daddy But you know He can adjust that dose in She wakes up. He's got memento tattoos all over them. But he's chugging. I want to do karaoke. But then here comes Tiffany Theson. And I always remembered that Tiffany Theson was in on it. You know what I mean? And then she like, basically like, oh, you know what? Basically, I imagine this movie in which Tiffany Thesson is not roofied. But unfortunately, she is. Yeah. They're both roofied and placed in the barn, right? Yes, right. So they don't actually, there's no actual sex. I don't. I don't. I don't.

believe so. There's not, but you're telling me you're trusted Theo to move a knocked out Tiffany Thiessen I'm not, listen, I'm not in the nearly 30 years later, actually shit, is it precisely 30 years later? We hate movies evaluation of this movie.

Yeah, possibly Theo's being shitty. Yeah. The movie does not of course put any of that out. It's not of the movie but it is, it's really weird. It's not good. It's weird to bring roofies in to son-in-law is what I'm getting at. Oh, sure. Sure. Jeffrey Katzenberg.

I think it's very important also, though, that they never say, now what you're going to do? You're going to put fucking Roofies in the third act of this movie, or you'll be owned by Disney forever. I just don't know why you would, like, it would be just as effective, in fact,

maybe even more, if she is on it. And like, she's just so enthralled to fucking Travis. She's like, yes, of course. I mean, it's like an old noir thing. Like, I'm so, But that doesn't work because then it's all to get Travis back with Becca. Why would, if she was into him, why would he? Yeah, he's doing two birds, one stone.

I guess, yeah. Yeah, like this way, it's like, oh, she's slept with him. So I can pretend to be mad at her about that. Oh, man, he does pretend. Because like basically the next morning, that's right. Everything spins really quick. We do get some, if it's 1999, and you're watching this movie, like, holy shit, that's Tiffany Thesson in a fucking, that's Kelly Capowski.

In a broad, you're like, holy shit. shit. That's what I was doing. I mean, this is, for fans of 9-2-0 as well, this is like basically the middle role between Kelly Koppowski and Valerie Malone, which becomes very sexy and

devious. There's a middle ground here. So she's a devious character, you say. She is. Valerie Malone is her name. Yes, it is. She is a noir character. Totally, yeah. Valerie Malone's got to solve a death, her own. Yeah, seriously, is she blonde and constantly

smoking throughout that show shit that sounds awesome you promise you're gonna come back to me Travis you're gonna come back to me aren't you season four so four fuck out we gotta get going on these Melrose man I don't know gotta pick up the pace so

the next morning they're like it's a breakfast table and Theo's like oh man crazy one I don't know whatever happened at a little weasel filler and he's trying too hard and like Zach's like I didn't sleep in my bed yeah I was check the bar and maybe he went out there I heard some huffing and puffing in the barn last time.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Becca goes out there. And she's got this, like, picture of milk. That is, keep that away from my hangover, please. Because if you're just assuming that this guy was too drunk to sleep next to your little brother and wanted to sleep it off in the barn, ice water, look, ice water with a little bit of orange juice in it would be nice. They don't have that. Yeah, I know.

Milk is country water. I think what you, this really you should do in this kind of hangover, your bachelor party hangover, what you want is in those old western movies those troughs that horses drink out of you want to be thrown into one specifically and stay there for a little bit I've always just the tiniest bit envious of Dr. Emmett L. Brown when he takes the wake up juice and then he face plants into a trough now I'm not saying I want to go in like a dirty ass horse trough or something like that give me a nice clean trough and I can just reenact that and shove my head into a trough full of water would love it

One problem here. Clean trough. That's an oxymoron. Sure. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. We buy. Right. We buy. We buy a lot. We buy it. We start with water. We'll find out something out now. Yeah. Eric, you're the one that can plant your head and shit. Dude. I don't care. I want after that we can. I'll do it. I'll do it. For the Patreon. She finds. For the Patriot. New Tier. Where we put our head. and shit. It's got to be over 10 bucks, man. We got to dip up to 20 on that one.

I have to bring back to 50. But so she finds them and like drops this is the thing pours the milk on the ground because she's she also realized the earth that's got it's on me here.

She realizes too in this moment and it's Carla Gigita so she knows how to play stuff. It's like this thing where it's like I'm disappointed in crawl, but I also didn't get there first. So it has, I kind of have to be cool with it because we're just.

I'm disappointed in crawl, but also I'm disappointed in myself due to inaction. Exactly. It's like, so she's like, oh, no, L.O.L. Talk to you guys later. And then she, you know, crawl goes after her. Tiffany, everything is like, oh, cool, I was raped last night. And I have to, like, live with that knowledge now. Awesome stuff. And she leaves.

And then Travis comes up, she's like, you're disgusting. I can't believe you fuck that guy. He goes, you're so low. See, look at this. It's a comedy. I guess so. And she's like, oh, now I'm losing my boyfriend because I was sexually assaulted last night. L.O.L. What a funny son-in-law I am.

What we're definitely not doing is calling the police. Let's make sure we definitely don't do that. Well, I'm the deputy charge. Yeah, exactly. Volunteer police force. Because, like, she, I mean, she's very close. I don't remember anything. And then you go like, hey, it's the whistle next to you.

Yeah, I mean, thankfully... Yes, it's not what we're talking about, but it is what we're talking about. Sure. Yes. It's not a great situation. The movie does not... No, it doesn't play that way. Think that that's going on at all.

But they get into an argument, like, she's like, you know, I can't believe you did that. He's like, I don't remember nothing. And then he kind of throws it back at her, this weird thing. He's like, you're doing this farce. I can't believe that I have to lie to your nice family. I'm like, I don't know. Because they had an argument previously where he's like, if you don't tell him, them what's going on if you don't because he again because he's like I don't like lying to people

like so if you don't tell them I'm going to tell them because they're growing to like me and I'm going to like them and this is fucked up and what he says here is oh hey like did you tell them that we're not engaged and she's like no and he's like you invited me to Thanksgiving because you knew that he was going to propose and you wanted to use me as a shield so it isn't as out of left field as it may seem because they had that other kind of where she promises him like I promise crawl I will do it because the other thing he says is he's like

I like people who keep promises like I'm a guy who keeps my promises I always tell the truth and frankly the truth is I don't know if I want to be friends with you and moments like that elevate the movie we're actually dealing with like human interaction we're actually taking the moment to talk about it

and go through it versus just you could have just had more jokes and here's you know and you know light me up for this if you want to but I feel much like we talked about in the Caratop episode a little bit like these are Pauli and Caratop share that thing of like

being sort of unfairly shit on constantly over the years and I think if you watch Polly in this movie scenes like that see the scene where he's leaving which is kind of around here and he tells the brother like you know hey man it was nice getting to know you thanks for letting me stay in your room and he calls him buddy and doesn't do bye

there is like glimpses of good acting from Pauli Shore yes here's the problem with Polly Shore and I don't know if it was him or Hollywood he got his four or five movies we went through them all and then like that was it for him because like he couldn't be star in movies anymore why wasn't he in like

Judge Dredd and the Rob Schneider role why is he like just like peppered in I feel like he must have tried and just never happened. There was one sitcom called Polly that failed in 1997 and got like four or five of but again I don't think he needs to be the star

I think if you move him to the side of something where he wasn't in Enzino man yes but the problem with that is is that he is the Polly Shore was a cultural thing that it was bigger than that

so now if you have him TV appearances if you have him on a side he takes up the whole which fucked his career yeah yeah the bigger you get the more you fall

because he was inescapable in the 90s and that's why he was shit on because like okay this is now getting annoying and it's just like I just don't want to see this guy anymore all that happened

and he also had the hits. That's the difference between him and Caratop because he had the hits to back it up a little bit at least. But like, yeah, I don't think anybody is like, I spent a year of my life knowing who Jesse Camp is.

Yeah. I don't care about Polly Shore. Great. I'm glad he had his time in the sun. And here's the thing, Chris. I think what you're getting at there, especially with the Jesse Camp thing. And it's interesting because Steve,

you brought up Phantom of the Mall, Eric's revenge. That movie is very early in his career. And if you've ever seen that movie, it's a pretty fun ridiculous slasher movie set in them all so you know I love it it's pre the weasel persona like

Pauley Shore I feel as a lot of people know him don't understand that's not a it's like a Bobcat Coltsway to know precisely precisely and like I think it would be interesting bringing Pauly Shore into something where it's like

hey man just be yourself you don't need to do the weasel thing just act in this comedy you are a funny dude just do some stuff. He could do it. And I think that's the thing is you come, you have all of those movies. Every single one of those movies, he's the fucking weasel. Yeah. So then you get to that point where understandably America was tired of the weasel person. There's only so many people who can pull you out of that though. It's like Steven Soderberg and Lynch are the only ones who can

like fuck whatever happened to you before. Let's recast you as an actual actor. Let's see what's happening here. Or shit. I mean, Bobcat in the movies that if Bobcat made a new movie. Oh, sure. And put Paulie in it. That would be nice. I think that would be something. I think Goldthwaite is a dude who could handle, you're being a little too weasily, man. Just be Paul. Yeah. Whatever. Michael

Jay Anderson and I are having a bit of a rough patch, so I will, Paulie, would you like to be the dancing man in the Red Lodge? Look, so it's just, you're going to turn into a tree, man. It's not going to be much screen time, but me and Michael J. Anderson,

well, you don't want to read that Facebook profile. It's going to be a very long shot of you sweeping the floor of the bang, bang. You're just going to be doing that for about three minutes. Hey, man, David Lynch asked me to jump by, say, how high. Exactly. Yes, yes. But, yeah, so, like, Pauly is trying to hitch back to Hollywood.

Tiffany, I'm your thesis. It's like, do I call the police? Do I drive off a bridge? What are we doing here? This car, like, if you looked at this pedometer right here, dude, it's like hitting, like it would be hitting the peak. There's steam coming to this island. Like, am I going to drive off a bridge right now?

And she finds the roofies in the car. Whatever, whatever drug, this is probably not roofies, but whatever it is, a big bile of pills. And she's like, wait a second, turns around, picks up Polly Shore. And the car seat was so far back. Somebody awful big must have been driving. Travis, Travis, do you know where the magic pills are? Oh, shit.

I fucking lost the goddamn Fuck did they go Travis Oh, left them on the floor of the train Zam every single time I roofie somebody I'm leaving the pills on the floor of the train You know, it's this new jacket When I sit back in it

Things fall out of the pocket Don't you hate a narrow pocket jacket It's ridiculous If the police captain doesn't get his weekly Order of Roofies I am so fucked I can't even tell you But we're now Travis shows up For Thanksgiving

He's trying to fucking Run the table. He's going to do it again, this motherfucker, dude. It's outrageous. I think he wants the farm, and I think that's a line that probably should be in the movie. He should buy the farm. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he will buy the farm if I have anything to say.

Because he just goes to feel like, hey, man, like that old fucker, he's going to die. That you and me run that farm. Boom, boom, boom. I know what the movie is. That's one scene. That's one scene. You could fix it. Travis should actually be seen like trying to kill Lane Smith.

Oh, yeah. he's fucking with the brakes on that huge tractor or something. The old man's going to die. That guy's got a heart attack every week. The other one, I'll get him. I'll fix his ass. Exactly.

Travis also, I believe he comes to the house wearing this letterman jacket to Thanksgiving. It's like he was in the army, dude. You just wear that forever now. Remind everybody of better days. They're very proud of it. But, you know, he's about to propose,

but here comes Krall and Tiffany Theson. And they're like, hey, something fucked up happened last night. And she says, yeah, my, well, I noticed one thing was my car. The, the, uh, the, the, the, the seat was pushed back. I couldn't even reach the pedals. Somebody awful big must have been driving. That is sauce. Since I, I miss remember Tiffany Theson's involvement, but I always remembered that part of us.

Yeah, absolutely. One more thing, buddy. Totally just a minute, ma'am. Look, he could have been Columbo. Oh, dude. Yeah, Columbo reboot with Pauley. There we go. I do like, like, they come in and it's just like, they're like, get the fuck out. Everybody starts yelling at him, whatever. And he's, you know, Walter, you got to hear this one, man, which is pretty great. And she's like, and here are these pills. And then they're like, Trevor, just true.

Theo. Theo. He's just true. He's like, yeah, it is. It's great, though. He goes, it's like, Theo is this true? And it's like, pause, pause. pause at this dude just goes, I want to pass those mashed potatoes there, hon. Oh, that's right. And he goes, hell with the mashed potatoes. Yes, yes. And basically, he's like, yeah, it was just a joke.

You better tell the truth now, boy, your job depends on it. Theo's fired anyway. Oh, you're, fuck this. I'm going to go work for the ghost baseball guy. Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I'm going to see. You're going to see. I'm going to see.

I'm going to see. We'll see you in court because I'm going to see I'm going to be I guess I got to be the umpire For this fucking ghost baseball now Great, great It was a strike, you fucking ghost God damn it! I mean, now that it's all burned down

Can we please put corn back here, Kevin Costner? Sir, please slumber, you're out. He's got tagged. Oh, Benedict Arnold, what are you doing here? Casper, you can't steal bases like that. man. Oh, this is terrible. Should have never roofied that girl. Just out there in the cornfield all day, Bert Lancaster, making fun of me, make fun of my clothes, my weight. Abe Lincoln breathing down my neck. You know what the problem with ghosts is? You can't sue them.

Hitler, that's a line drive, brother. Nine! Nine! That's fun. I thought this was Glock and balls. Or whatever, German baseball. baseball would be. But so Polly Shore majored in or crawl majored in

karate for two semesters. Oh yeah. Get a little elbow to the gut and then the punch back up to the face.

And does Tiffany decent kick him in the nuts? Did I miss that? I don't think so. No, you just to get any of the nuts? Okay.

No, so but no that's what she kicked to some of the ass. Ah. She's like, get out. You're so low.

Thanks for roofing me, you big jerk. I definitely will be filing a police report. now that you've gotten your come up and it's like, no, I don't know, man, I kind of want this guy on a registry.

This is, um, I want somebody aware of what this guy's up to. It's also a weird, like, if you look at it for a second, it's a weird, like, bit of info on Tracy's home life. Yeah. Because after Travis, uh, uh, gets out of there with Theo, the mom is like, oh, like,

would you like to stay and have Thanksgiving dinner with us? And she's like, oh, absolutely. And I was like, what about your own thing? You got any other plants? What, uh, where's your, where's your? family. What's going on here? It's probably Travis's partner in the business. Yeah.

Oh, trailer crash. Well, then, you know, Lane Smith, line of the movie, well, let's chow down and munch on some radies. Gorgeous. So good. Maybe one of the best last night. I want to see if this

coming Thanksgiving, get my father to say that. Just go to him a little. Get it on tape. You're like, Dad, remember that movie we watched a thousand times when we were, because we need you to say the last night of the movie. here, okay. I'm going to film it for you. Well, and I appreciate that this movie

just ends. It's over. It does. It's over. You have the rooster, and then this is the payoff joke of that. This Polly throws like a boot at it. It's like, shut up. We get it. This is also where they said, like, we're going to slow things down. Maybe. Yeah, yeah. We'll see what's happening. That's right. Yeah, yeah. It's a quick

wrap up. It's a bunch on some grandage credits. We go outside. They like pose for a family photo. It's everybody say cheesy or something. We do like one last. We're all talking like Pauley. Got to do it.

Freeze frame the end. Ooh, just in and out. Love that. It's a quick one. Yeah. But that's it. That is the end of the movie. That is the end of the end of the best Polly Shore movie.

Final thoughts and recommendations. Chris Cabin. Oh yeah. I mean, I highly recommend this. If you haven't watched a Polly Shore movie, this is the one to watch. I, you know, I have my soft spots for Biodome. I think it's an incredibly stupid movie.

and I just love how dumb it is. It's also the last one, I think, before, like, the Pauley show starts and really screwed. You know, very easy. This was a T&T, TBS fucking mainstay. You can just have this thing on in the background, baby. You know, maybe I would have liked less of the maybe we got raped thing. Sure.

A little bit more comedy. But, hey, that's just me. But yeah, positive. Good. yeah i will say you know we watch this a lot in my house my sister actually told me she watches it every thanksgiving which i was like shit add that to the roster man the roster of thanksgiving movies is so small it's like american movie dutch this home for the holidays home for the holidays another one planes trains of course like you can add son-in-law

to uh which one did you say it's a pruderd oh yeah it's a little early it's november 22nd oh actually they're no depending upon where it fell that month The CBS Candy Corn is already down. Listen, when you go back, when you go back home and have drinks with your pals, Thanksgiving, Eve, keep it in your mind. That might be a good, quick one to watch on the way. Keep it holy. No, I would totally recommend this movie. I think it is a legitimately good comedy film.

Eric Siska. Yes. No, I agree. I think it is legitimately kind of a good movie. It's got it, it's got the heart. It does the heart and the comedy balance really well, which is hard to do. And most people don't even try. Looking at you, Biodome.

it's true but yeah I mean the the roofy stuff is kind of weird a weird dark angle that comes up into this movie but if you can stomach that enjoy the film yeah there you go

Steve Sadek final thoughts yeah it's the best polys shore movie by a lot and I think the heart matters a bunch because it makes it

it makes it like a real movie and it's got it doesn't have the third act I mean like the third act problem is the roofies but it is so quick like something like Tommy Boy like it's funny and then like there's like a half hour a cleanup you got to get to like we got to figure out a bunch of shit because the plot is so how's he saving the fact exactly it's so it's so big and like it moves and moves and like this movie doesn't have that problem we're just always on this farm we're always doing poly shore stuff there's a little the moment of doubt is about like seven minutes long if that you know what I mean like yeah so you're not you know what I mean like the the bar graph is still pretty nice so yeah I enjoy this movie a lot totally that is our

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