We Hate Movies - S13: On-Screen Live! 3.13.23 Scream VI KILLS at the Box Office & The 2023 Oscars After-Party

Episode Date: March 15, 2023

On this edition of On-Screen Live!, the guys re-cap all the ins, outs and what-have-yous from this year's Oscars ceremony, including Everything Everywhere All at Once and All Quiet on the Western Front running away with the night, Kimmel's hits and misses, Garage Rock Lady Gaga, and, mostly importantly, who got FARINA'd! PLUS: On top of recapping Hollywood's Biggest Night, the guys also give their thoughts on the fun-as-hell Scream VI and run the rest of the weekend box office numbers!  This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phaar. And so. And so. And so I'm Good evening. afternoon or good morning, you are catching this. This is on screen live. My name is Andrew Jubin. Welcome to the it was a late night last night. Late night all over the globe as people turned in, tuned in to

Hollywood's biggest night. And well, this is what happens when, uh, take down a whole bottle of chickalina all by yourself. Feeling excellent today, ready to bring in my three best buds here. You know them. You know them. Thank you know him. Thank you know, this is so unexpected. I had no idea that this was going to happen. I got to say, dude, your campaign for best supporting SADAC just you really hit the pavement, dude, and you won, you won this year's best supporting SADC in the XSEs Awards. It's true. It's more of a career award because I did my best stuff like six years ago. But yeah, yep, absolutely. Speaking of best stuff six years ago, you know him, Mr.

Yes, we're kind of Hollywood's, Hollywood's big as blight was last night. Very exciting. Hollywood's biggest blight. I don't know. That's it. That's a, blight is a good like English accent word, I feel. Oh yeah, they invented the whole language.

All right. And speaking of someone who loves language, the bookworm himself, Mr. Christopher Cabin. God. damn. God damn. Sorry. I was reading. I was I had to go to go to the bottom of the ocean to find this whale of a book of the feelings underneath the surface of the waters that would be. It wasn't great. That sounded better.

in the mirror in the mirror in the mirror. Absolutely. Absolutely. We will be talking about all sorts of things. But this is of course on screen live, which means we have the duty to tell you what was going on at the box office this weekend. First up, this is highest gross. All right. We were off last week, which was the, of Creed 3, which did knock out the box office last weekend. Andrew, I got to say, I love this Lagerfeldian look

you're going with here. This is absolutely phenomenal. Oh, it's the combo hangover burnout headache. You know what I mean? I got it. I may turn down the ring light here in a moment, so you all can see my, my beautiful baby blues. up, still biting away at the box office. Let's see how many of those stupid things I can do this week. We're talking cocaine bear.

There he goes. Yeah, there was our little fellow there at number five. Last night, at the Oscars, when there was the whole thing like, God, can you imagine how horrible it would be if this was the actual bear and not the piece of shit that we put on the screen? would you imagine if it was just light hitting a thing? you fucking imagine they should have had a real bear

not only at the award ceremony in the film in the film yes oh yeah get her with Jenny get the bear and Jenny together to give an award oh yeah animal takedown you doesn't need cocaine just a couple of Miller lights to get

you know to get a mellow and then get a shake it off a little bit exactly exactly but yeah we're still snorting up six point two million uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, you know, and then coming in at number four, still trying to pretend they matter. Quantum man, the Ant man sequel, nobody loved. Uh, here at, uh, it's fourth week. Just another seven million. Eap city. I did, was Jonathan Majris suit tailored at all?

That thing looked like, dude, he's a head, the best looking man in Hollywood. He's better look, ever look, he looks like he looks like he looks like I'll ever look like I'm ever look like I'm ever. Maybe I originally had a plan to do like a fat suit gag. Oh. They had to take it out last minute. They're like, we don't want to do that. You know, it's probably not a great night with the whale up for everything. Yes, seven million pathetic for that movie over the weekend.

I made 7 million this week. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Their box office totals are shrinking. I'm going to fucking turn into jean shallot right on this fucking live stream. I can't wait. Up next to number three, this was a damn shame because this is what happens when you spend $6.5 million on a Super Bowl commercial. Whoops, it's $65. $65 this weekend. It's not that bad. You saw it? Yeah, I saw it. It's, it's, it's. It's fine. I'm seeing it. I want to see it's what I just had other priorities. Well, there's what I think that happened to a lot of people. There should have been a better week for this guy. It just went into a buzzsaw, which I mean, I can't tell you one way or another. I did want to see it because Adam Driver versus dinosaurs, sure. What else do I need from a motion picture? More, as it turns out. I will say that. You need more than that. But those two things are pretty good. I don't know how. you don't try to drop this at like somewhere a quiet week in the summer, dinosaurs are for summer, January, like it was done, just get it out there in January. It probably would have something against

the avatar. Baby, yeah, but as it stands you know, 12.3 million, not particularly great. But here we go. Number two, Creed 3. I still got to see it, man. I finally, I got to two like the week before it came out. And I thought two was a really good movie. I was, bummed to have slept to have, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, it's, it's, it's, it's an enjoyable movie. I think, uh, it, it, it just felt like it was, like it was flat, like, there was too much downtime in that, in that, for, in that second one. Uh, it takes so much, and the best part about it, uh, Dolf and his son, uh, the two drago's, it's kind of minimized and I thought that was really the heart of the movie in though, I know, yeah, I know, yeah. have to also have his whole family and his one. This one, the second half is a little bit. Um, uh, uh, uh,

uh, uh, but the first half is very, very good. Uh, him and, uh, Jordan playing off each other is kind of worth uh, but this, they have to fudge a few emotional things that Ryan Coogler is very good at making sure are going to be there. Yeah. This one, it's rushed through. They try to kind of make it a happy ending at the end, even though there's a lot of stuff they bring up that isn't happy. So, you know, you know, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I mean, he's, he's well out of these movies, it seems. Yeah. Um, and then here we go, gang. Number one, y'all guessed it. Scream six.

Woo. Yeah. Real. We will be, uh, talking about this, uh, a little more at length at a second. But yes, number wanted the box office with good gravy $4. $4. Well done. I believe I read this morning the opening for a what could be different about

this movie than the other movies that could have pushed it over the top is what I'm wondering. Oh, I wonder what it could be. I wonder what it's, oh, Dermot Mulroney. Dude, I was saying man, Dermot Mulroney now that uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I think Dermit Malrani is my now,

my new like now, like now we're talking. Like he's, I see Dermit Mulroney and I'm like, now we are fucking talking. Uh, you certainly haven't seen, uh, the family stone then, my friend. Uh, oh, the family stone, the Christmas movie? Oh, don't worry, Steve saw it in theaters. Oh, yeah. That's, that's a day two and a half, by the way. Yeah, totally. Oh, oh, well, get there. Um, uh, uh, um, uh, uh, um, uh, uh, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, and, um, uh, radio silence. And project X and everybody involved fucking, I had a fun ass time at the movies, man. And not just because two beautiful pieces of we hit movies show art are featured in the film. Uh, but I, I, I had fun as fun, uh, fun as fuck time. Yeah, totally. I,

I think the, the, the, it's a really great opening, the double opening thing that we're not going to talk about because we don't want to spoil anything. I thought that was really great, it's, it's, it's, it's just, it's just, it's, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, a cool little way to, a stake for this sort of new franchise to sort of be in, yeah, be ingrained in. I like the combo of those we hate movies posters in the film. Yes, I do. Otherwise, I mean, we would have barely gotten by Creed 3 here. I think, I think these posters did people in people in people in just a quick, I know that we are, I just want to expand a little bit on Neff Campbell isn't in this movie. That's because Sydney Prescott is having an affair with Stephen Sadek in that movie and got it. She fell in love with their stab to review.

Exactly. Yes. I get you. Yeah. Her family was reeling from it. Like, you know, they're like, oh, Mark and the kids, like no, Mark and the kids are. crying. Yeah. You know what. The only, you know, you know, you know, you know, the only, is in the arms of Stephen Sayden. They cut that scene. They cut that one scene. You know, and for what it's worth, and I love Nev, you know, no shade here. I think it made the movie really interesting because, like, it's not weighed down by the legacy. You know, I guess Gail Weathers is in the movie for sure, because you're not, because you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, like, like, you know, you're, you know, but I think, like, if you're trying to, which they most certainly are, especially after this weekend, continue this franchise, you know, you got to, you got to let go,

you know, just like, you know, no spoilers, but in the movie, you got to let go. You got to let go, man. That's true. And I think what, this movie has momentum. like the one, even like the one, I like two, but this one, but this one, I've never seen, like this, I mean, but the opening thing is so brilliant. Like I, the way this thing opens is so good. And I just was knocked out by that. And then like, you saw it in the trailer. The latter scene is really fantastic. He's talking about, he saw the story. He saw the story. of the film, boom, later in the film, later in the film.

another one. First of I'm shocked, Jetta Ortega was tall enough to block our poster, because she might be the smallest actress in Hollywood. You're watching this movie. The camera just goes, root whenever she's on screen. I think it was a thing where, like, they must have had the fucking camera on the floor like Orson Wells. I mean, I don't know

how else you do it. Because it's not like Monica Barreira is like fucking Cade, but like she's towering over this, girl. Melissa Barrera. Melissa Barrera. I really like the opening. I think. What was going to say? Henry Zerney, by the way. A nice little Henry Zernie turn. Love that. Well, that's ready or not. Oh, the dude. Ready or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The dude from Mission Impossible. Yes. I can tell you're very upset. And Jack Ryan's nemesis. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, man. I had no idea that it was that guy. Oh, that's incredible. Yeah, just to throw some praise on the cold open again. It's the kind of shit that like you can tell the movie's written by people

things to do to make it feel fresh. Again, no spoilers, but like fucking well done James and Guy on that one for sure. So go see the movie man. Try to try to spot where our posters are. One is a little easier than the other one. But it was very, very cool to have that honor. If you told fucking 1996 me, he'd be like, you fucking pervert, I don't have to I don't have the, I don't have the numbers from scream five but scream six poster of we hate movies

huge box office increase. Yeah, right. Screen seven, we're in the movie. We might be talking about 100 million open a weekend. We might be talking about that. Look at, look out James Cameron. So yeah, go see that movie folks. All right.

What we've all been waiting for it's on the title of this episode of course our discussion of Hollywood's which was just last night you guys all watch the broadcast yeah quite disappointed you know tar and tar-titty tar

didn't get anything yeah fucking annoying well done it did the shutout of banshees and the shutout of tar two of my favorite I think my favorite movie was banshees tar might have been two or I have to pull up my love box nonsense. I really like everywhere, it's this weird place. It's this

It's going to be pretty unfair. It's a really great movie. It's a really fun movie. And whatever a genre movie wins an Oscar or wins best picture, the knives are out from the genre heads, which is always fascinating. I think it's part of it is like it's a very cute movie, I guess. Yes. And I think that's really where you get into the problem with the bitter online communities is they don't want the Tweed stuff. That is. I mean, I'll speak to think. I'll speak to someone who's like just fine with this movie. Like yeah, I was happy to see it. It's a creative movie. Like I give it that. I give it that. Like most of these some, a lot of these movies that win this thing are not at all. Uh, I don't think it's as successful emotionally as, as it's trying to be. But the, uh, both the actors winning, I was very happy about Michelle Yo winning. And, uh, I'm sorry. I'm I'm also. I'm also. I mean, I'm more happy. But, but, I think. It's, I think, it's not something to get pissy about. It's really something that is just, like, I'm fine. I think it's good that this movie won. Let people who liked this movie and this movie was important to them. Yes. Let them be happy about it. Because you know what, man, you being nasty to people online about it. this movie does nothing for anybody and if it makes your fucking dick hard reconsider how you fucking treat people man how about that I agree I think that like but again to Eric's point I do think that a lot of movies were overlooked movies that I love

tar and banshees for sure I mean Elvis Elvis absolutely I think you deserved a lot more than that we we weren't able to give technical awards because we were too busy all going all the western like the fuck. I actually I couldn't even believe this found this on the internet

file photo of me watching all those awards come in last night. Couldn't believe I found this. I have not seen them this is the one that I haven't seen full full disclosure yeah I have not either because I'm like what am I going to do watch a watch a three hour Was it? Was it was? Was it was? Don't watch it was. Was it was? It was. It was. I was he had it for a while at least. Well, that's like not helping me out in the sticks. No, no. I mean. I tried to go see like every, every movie in the theater. And it's not the theater. I'm not fucking watching. I'm not watching Netflix anymore. I think they just, um, I think they just did it for qualifiers, man. It was like IFC for a little bit. Bullshit. And then the Paris, which Netflix owns. So that.

does not count. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, um, um, um, it's, it's, it's a, a, a, a, a, a time. And I think a really bad one at making the first 20, 15, 20 minutes of saving private Ryan last for two hours and 12 minutes. Uh, it's, it's really, really bad. I, I, I really, I was, when I was, when it started rolling in like that, I was like, she, I, I was getting a little, I was getting pissed. What is this? What is the meat grinder of war? We're really leaning into that. Novalne one earlier. There's definitely like, you know, people in Malibu fiddling with their New York Times subscriptions thinking about how terrible war is. I think that's right. You're probably right on that. I think also like it's a lot of the grampies being like, oh, I can vote for all quiet again. Yeah. You know, thinking it's something it's not. They were trying to turn down the volume on their TV, fiddling in, I just sort of hate the sweep. I just think most times there's a sweep. It's like, okay, we're just letting the snowball run away with itself, like kind of a thing. And like that happened with all quiet, like, oh, because it is the bad, you know, because I loved it so much.

And because the cinematography was great. That means the sound design is great. That means the costumes were great. It's like, no, not necessarily. You know what I mean? Didn't we at least I mean? Didn't we at least give One award Top Gun 1-R-R-R-1-1-1

song Thank the fucking Lord That's nice Because those I got to tell you Every other song that they played Was the same song It's just this lo-fi

I will carry you And you're gonna carry me too Like whatever nonsense Of like I just All of those Oscar songs sound exactly the same at this point point. I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think that's it's an interesting look for you lady Gaga but my friend blood pop are here to talk about this song that we made this very personal song we made for Top Gun Maverick right and that look was that pre-recorded or was she actually dressed like that on Hollywood's biggest night. She wasn't, she wasn't.

Exactly. She was an insane idea, like, like, like, like, I'm going to take a shower at the Oscars and come out of the t-shirt. Well, you know what? It's fucked up, dude, because I'll tell you right now, I would have thought it would be rad as hell if she walked that carpet with the fucking garage rock look. Yes, exactly.

You know that every asshole at e-entertainment and wherever else would be like, can you believe, I mean, can you just believe? What was she's she's like, you have to do that? You're obligated to spend, fucking seven hours, for fear. Some TikTok kid yells at you about it. Andrew, you know, like all the monocles would be falling off. People would be stepping hazard across the, uh, the red carpet. That's very true. Everybody's walking on broken glass after that. It's all bad. Annie Lennox was right. She predicted it. That was right. The Oscars. Yeah, it's always right. was about the Oscars. I think the thing a lot of our audience was, did indeed come through. Of course, we're talking about Chris's annual list of who got Farina. Now, we're not going to go through all of them because Chris, as you

detailed at Crabin on Twitter, you can find that thread. There's a shit ton of them. And you worked late into the night and even had to stop at one point. is that right? No, at some point, at some point, when we're coming around, I'm like, yeah, this is not, this is not, this is got to end. I'm not, you know, I will do it for as long as. And like, this was, I was, some of these I was really, like, I have two lists. I have lists that is, ones I'm sure are going to be forgotten. And then once I'm like, they, they wouldn't, would they? And there were a lot from the, they wouldn't, would they list this. year. There's a lot of uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, but there's a lot of, uh, uh, but there's a lot of, faves. And I do have a couple here. Some of them like, sure, I understand it, but some of them I don't. Oh, fuck to you forina. Paul Sorvino. That's insane. Right. I mean, like, is that like the, the, the long arm of Harvey Weinstein still fucking with Hollywood? Like, I can't imagine. That's the one thing he still has control over is the fucking deathless.

He's controlling it from prison, and then he takes it's controlling it's controlling it's controlling it's controlling it's like he's like he's like this moment for Leota but like he's also in Goodfellas and he had like this huge long storyed movie career. You know what I mean? He's a mambler for fuck's sake. You know what I mean like shit. Dude was around. If you're concerned about the runtime of that real Paul Sorvina and Ray Leota share several scenes together in Goethefellas, including sometimes they're in the same fucking. shot. How about you two birds, you asshole? You want to save it? They're making Italian food in a slice and garlic with razors down there. I mean, like, that was, that's so nuts to me just because like, yeah, he's so huge. And like one way you could, if you want to add more names to it, don't cut away to Lenny Kravitz singing some damn song. Just we play a song over the thing. The live performance aspect. this shit has to stop. Put on an orchestration. I do like that they do now. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, no clapping for individual people, but it's still sort of, it's still kind of sort of happens. Yeah. It still gets in for the popular kids. It definitely does. But, you know, the principal's like, no clapping until the end. Yep. Dude, yeah, Principal Strickland was

at the Oscars just fucking yelling at everybody. Uh, here we go, this was one. This is one because these fuckers have no taste. Albert Pyne. You know what? Dude, dude made like, fucking a hundred movies. You've made a lot of them. And a lot that we've thought about. Like, we've, he would, I mean, honestly, we wouldn't have, we're not here, if not for Albert Pion. Like, Captain America, huge episode for us. Fucking, uh, doll man, huge episode for us. Oh, love that doll man. Dahlman's a good time. Alien from L.A. and cyborg are my radio actor dreams.

like, um, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I haven't seen nemesis in so long, but, like, I always remember as fun. Uh, but, like, this was a director who literally just, like, scrap things together, like, literally the spirit of this kind of stuff is he just worked with what he had. And he made a bunch of movies. He worked with Canon. I mean, this was a career worth celebrating. I think, uh, you know, I'm not going to, I understand time and everything. But, like, at that point. But I agree. Especially, especially, especially, but we're talking about, you know, you know, like, like, like, like, like, you know, like, just the rags to, like, the only way the Oscars care about Rags to Riches is if your shit is nominated for Oscars, which is right. Its own kind of. Right. Paradime, which is kind of bullshit. Like, yeah, I agree. Like, celebrate the other side of the industry, the scrappy side of the industry, you know. The bloody. Dude was a walk and talking Sammy Fableman. Christ's sake. There would be a way to cut it way. There would be a way to cut it's not be who was nominated for an Oscar. Yes, exactly. Pick one or the other, I guess. Yeah, streamlined it in some way.

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about the Academy Awards, Naked Gun 33rd and a third. Thank you We'll live off We're going to blow up It was exciting Requel Welch was there I heard a report When he wasn't

He was a couple of tremors At his grave side He's back as a giant lizard Ground lizard thing He's back as a tremor That would be great It's like Kevin Bacon's riding him I was speaking of tasteless jokes

because I thought Kimmel like he over did the slap thing a lot of things I thought that Robert joke was a chef's kiss I thought that was really my god it was really ballsy but very funny and like yeah I that could have played well on this show is what I'm gonna say

that that joke was fine and then but that it's a good joke in my opinion it's It's a fine joke. The thing. The thing. The thing. The thing that killed it's like any goodwill. I wasn't with goodwill for like I just don't like Jimmy Kimmel in general. But like the thing that killed is when he did the audience bit with Colin Farrow. It was I wanted to leave the room.

It was just so uncomfortable. I'm just like, what I understand you have a fucking thing to do. Put on more commercials. Sell more shit to me. Please. I beg of you. You'll just go. Put it more death people. There you go. More death people. honor the death people. Jimmy Kimmel, then Jimmy Kimmel, to become the show. well, I think he did

I think he's probably the only person who's hosting a late night show that actually gives a fuck about late night. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I thought that I, you know, in that safeness, there was also like kind of like a return to sort of like traditional Oscar jokes in a way

like that felt like they were sort of like old fashioned the show business-of-of-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-old-a-old, which was, uh, nice. But, yeah, I don't know. I think, Steve, you're totally right about too much on the slap. If they just left it as him walking off the stage and doing the bit about days since, that's fucking funny. I thought that was a really good one.

but like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like, yeah. It was a lot. I mean, it was, there was, like, 12 slap jokes that they did them all. Like, what if we did all of them? It's like, well, no, just do, like, maybe three or how about it's done? Or how about it's dead people. Yeah. Find your own path towards unrepentant violence in some way, you know, don't try to talk about last year's, maybe, maybe this year is the punch. And we can talk about the punch or something. But that's all they, that's all they. That's all. they do though, they, they, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I would, I, I, I, I guess I, I, he is, I, I, I guess I have some goodwill towards Jimmy Kimmel in that, like, as compared to, I still have the fucking rancid taste of Jervase on my fucking thong. Oh, yeah.

I mean, because he is the worst that's ever been, like, just absolute fucking trash. Was he like Golden Globes or did he do an Oscar? He did an Oscar, too. He did. No, he did. I think, didn't he do an Oscar? I don't think so the globes. I think he. I think he. only did the globes. There wasn't there wasn't there wasn't there wasn't there wasn't there wasn't. I don't. I don't. I don't know. I'm gonna kill. Yeah, what's going on to the chat here? Somebody tell me. No, he'll he only he never hosted the Oscars. Oh, okay. That 10 big points to me. But it was but but that was a pervasive thing like because the first time everybody loved it. They're like, oh my God, he really reamed them. And then they're just turned this. nastiness, which I agree with Andrew is what I'm here for. I, you know what I mean? Like, like, I don't mind a little bit of, uh, ribbing, but it's like,

and also like, it's not like you're fucking from the streets. You know what I mean? Like, it's not like the whole thing, the whole thing with that performance when he does things like that is that he's like, aren't I naughty? Yes. Or like, is everybody looking at me make the uncomfortable joke? Yeah. Well, you know, I think he's doing.

I think that was really good, it was pretty good. I fucking hate it was pretty good. I hated him. Here's another one that, you know, unsurprising, but very important to us, of course. Jack Keeler. You know, the dude's landlord. But you know what, man? Like, he's getting fucking Farina. Like, I don't know. Yeah. Just slip my death memorial under the door. Slip my clip under the door, man. Absolutely. Who else do we have here? This one, again, you know, not surprising. But, uh, I mean, he was a big entertainer, I love coo, you should have been in there. I mean, that song, which was for a movie let's not forget, was one of the biggest things in the world for like two years or something.

Like, it was enormous. That's true. It also, you know, made Weird Al even Hugers. Yeah, with Amish Paradise parody. Tom Seismore surprised nobody, by the way. Absolutely nobody. Yeah, they're just sort of like, if we're going to forget about somebody,

oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, like, well, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the last, the, the last, the most recent one, I guess. Yeah, she was pretty new. Yeah. Yeah. Well, like, they should do it, they should honestly do it in, in order of how, uh, warm or cold, you know what I mean? Like, start, start really cold, you know, like somebody died in January and work your way up to those fresh, fresh bags. Well, Eric, you're getting it wrong. Look, look, because the January ones are going to be in the last one. That's true. So the April is where you get the real freshies. I don't want to get your little freshies for the last year's performance. Yes, we'll have to start it in April. Yeah. So here we go. I mean, this one, this one is a bunch of bullshit. Fucking Gilbert. Yeah. Gilbert Godfrey. Farron of the show. Yeah. And if we're going to suck on the Disney Teat and show fucking little. 24 minutes of the little mermaid, which looks like, I mean, I mean,

I hope that is like, um, um, um, um, uh, but if we're gonna take, he's Iago and in Aladdin. You know what I mean? Yeah. Of course. Right. Yes. And he's at, he's at a bunch of stuff. Yeah. I mean, he's an entertain. Like, it's a face I know and that like your audience knows. Like, they all would have known, man. Exactly. Like, like a lot of these things like, like, a lot of these. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, so, so, so many of these very recognizable faces to a broad audience, like, yeah. People know Fred Ward. People know Paul Serbino. Yeah. People know fucking Gilbert Godfried. Like, why take them out when they were the people that they remember and celebrate? I also love the, the audacity to have the president of the Academy be the, the hammer this year.

whoever that guy was. He was the last one. He was the last one. He was the last guy. He was the last one. It should have been James Con. I mean, I feel that should have been pretty obvious. Jimmy Khan was definitely one of the ones where the vice principal was like, keep it down till the end. Also, Freeman, of course, the Seinfeld moms, as Chris called them. Estelle Harris of course, of course, Liz Sheridan. Estelle Harris, in not a ton of movies. Liz Sheridan, I think, probably more movies. More movies, but not as

like the screen time is not. Like, Estelle Harris was always a character. Liz was much more of like just one sceneer. And she'd usually do good in that one scene, but. Isn't she, didn't Liz Sheridan play the like sorority,

in some slasher movie. It's not black Christmas. She is in. She is a good horror movie. It is a horror movie. I mean, it is a horror movie. It's just not like a genre movie. Star 80. I know she's in. Oh, the Bob Posse movie. Yeah. It's, I mean, that is a horror. Tough movie. I never saw it. Really tough movie. It's about Peter Bogdanovich's ex-fiance who was murdered by her ex-oh, no, no, great, does it's not, you know, it sounded to me, Liz Sheridan horror type of credit. Oh, yeah. School spirit. Oh, yeah. That was a side odor sleaze back in the day, folks, I believe. Yeah. We covered that. And it was a, you know, ghost trying to have sex, so I enjoy that. Hulu has a new has a new show, um, um, um, um, and I keep being like, is it based on? Are we going to start fucking?

And the answer's no. Oh, that's too bad. Yeah. That sucks. Um, now, you know, this is like, like we were saying, you leave like the big person for last, right? I think the biggest, or, you know, IMO and maybe two relations, you know, in WHM, David Warner, that's the hammer for the fucking Farina's. There you go. You're in two two different. You're in two. You're in two. You're in man. What else do you want somebody? Oh, maybe he's in one of the most famous horror movies of all time then with I think the still to this day best on screen decapitation. Yes. I mean, the one that like this, David Warner is like up in my top three for this. But the one that. Yeah, who else? Yeah. And Hesh is the one where I'm like, how. That's kind of. How? Yeah. Ellen said no. I guess. Hey, hey, she was a shitty Oscar host. I think this. Chris, Chris, on the, on the size war side of things. Because of how she died and like, you know what I mean? We're still itchy on that. Like, which is none of my business. I don't know, man. Like, she had a fucking problem. And like, she certainly paid the price. Well, yeah. No, yeah. Clearly nobody else has problems in this industry. Exactly. Like, what the fuck? Like, no, it cares. It's all good. Yeah. No, but I, I think. you know, like, like, like, you know, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

because of her illness. So, like, like, I feel like they don't want to put a spotlight on that fuck up. Like, oh, remember how fucking shittily we all treated Anne Hage? Yes. Yeah. You know, so that that gets you fucking Farina. Poor pretty, pretty shittily. Yeah, it's terrible.

I mean, she had that movie with, uh, Harris. Ford, who dropped, he did, he did, he's looking, dude, dude, he's looking for him he's looking rough. I mean, but Jesus, that was, it was, it was hard to watch, honestly. We need to let some of these 80 year olds go. You know what I mean? And let them, yeah, there's like, euthanasia or something. No, just let them, let them have their nice retirement and stop bothering everybody. with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with I guess I guess it's just the need for relevance yeah yeah yeah

like if Harrison Ford wasn't out of the Oscars last night like he's still incredibly relevant and without this new Indiana Jones movie he'd still be incredibly relevant he's fucking Harrison you're right I'm just probably shouldn't be in either of those things the Oscars or the Indiana Jones movie which kind of looks good but I don't know you know you know Morgan Freeman, God bless fucking Gene Hackman. But I didn't see that awesome picture of him at a gas station last week or something like that. Oh, no, there's a new one.

He's like, he's a living skeleton. He's got a cup of coffee. He's got this cool mustache and kind of long hair. And he's just like, that's why I'm not in movies anymore, dude. I'm going to the gas station. And this is a big deal for me because I'm 90 something years old. Totally. Oh, my God.

I'm going to send, I found the photo. I'm going to send it to you guys. Oh, let me. Yeah, let me see this guy here. It's gorgeous. You can't on the New York post, of course. Oh, yeah. See, he's just like a fucking badass old man.

Like, yeah. He looks awesome. I got it away. Exactly. But at least she's not like, and best supporting act is. Yep. Like that?

I mean, like that. I mean, part of me thinks they don't want to give it over to the younger generation. Yes. Because younger people aren't really. watching shit like they don't care. So they're still trying to milk like get Harrison Ford back up there. Get fucking Warren Beatty to give a fucking Oscar. The opportunities in the industry that would maybe have made everyone give a shit down the road because now you see all the all these big. We're never getting back to this movie Star Mountain we once had. We could have just done it. We could have just done it, but we didn't. You know why? This is one thing. This is one thing. This is what, I'm happy. When Chris Pratt is that's no longer in casting rumors. Then you have my permission to die.

Honestly, dude, fucking Chris Pratt, Indiana Jones. Fuck off. I don't want to know about it. Nope. Is that is that something that's being chatted about that. That was always, I mean, years ago that was. Oh, yeah. Okay. Big deal. Like, oh, it's going to be Chris Pratt. How about this? How about this? You don't need to make another Indiana That's a cool idea Perhaps there's that Make another movie star That's not Chris Pratt

Yeah Well I mean that's what we got Adam Driver Nobody went to the dinosaur movie So listen this weekend Everybody get your buns out And see Scream 6 That's right At 65

Yes Prioritize scream six You gotta find them poster nugs But then go see You miss our poster Go back and watch it again and again you watch that god, you see it. You watch that you watch that you see it. You support him. You see it. You support him. Please. Chris Cabin did it. I did it. What you want me to do here. I love part. I went into the theater to fucking see Annette. I went and did that shit. As did I. Excellent film. By the way, maybe Adam Driver, maybe we can get a better fucking title on that thing. What the fuck am I going to see 65 for? Is it? Is that a good? I'm going to see 65 for? Dude, is something about Mickey Mantle?

I was about to say, dude, is the fucking Billy Crystal thing? It's the AARP story. Oh, dude, the fight for like getting the numbers settled at 65. I don't know, man. It is a bad time. I mean, you know, you got to call that thing fucking dino hunt or something. I don't know.

Dinos. Time dynos. Time dynos. Yeah. Then it's Adam Dino. Then it's, whoever else is in the movie. Like, we got to get those time dynos, you know. You know. What about dinosaur in the grass? Oh, dude. Pretty. But then it's then it's like A24's dinosaur in the grass. You know what I mean? Yeah. We were certainly making sure to thank them up and down the board. They had a huge night last night. massive fucking nightman. I mean, like, you know, like, you know, uh, uh, uh, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that was it. That was the thing for them. Yep. I, you know, I guess that's how you win Oscars.

Just put out a movie that no one fucking saw. Like, yeah, I don't, you know, it was, it's kind of weird. I think in, you know, previous years there's been more, uh, a various amount of, um, like Netflix titles in the conversation. And this year was, it was, because what are you going to do? You're going to do you're all quiet? Nobody liked white noise except for me. So, you know, speaking to Adam Driver.

It's fine. There's something to it. It is weird that they shot it in East Palestine. It is a little weird that that happened. In Ohio? Yes. So they were like they did that? Yeah, they filmed it in.

the place. They're covering they're covering their tracks. Right? Molder. I can't believe. I love the man. So it's no shade on David Byrne.

I don't know how we don't nominate the fucking great James Murphy LCD sound system song but that fucking garbage tune that he was nominated for with everything everywhere, yikes, that song's terrible. I mean, I mean, if it was other than, too, it would knock everything off the board other, in any year. Yeah, like this year, it just so sweeped everything off to me.

It's like nothing was, even, I like Brianna and that song didn't do anything for me. No, that did, dude, that song did nothing for me either. There are all these slow burn power ballads that are not even, that don't have the power, you know, they're just slow burn. I saw in the chat I saw in the chat that I saw in the chat I did want to bring up Pinocchio animated win

oh my god dude sticking it to Disney sticking it right fingering their fucking ass with his speech was awesome I finger your ass congrats Netflix

that was a Netflix one you're totally right you're totally right and they did they did Netflix presented a fucking rightfully bangor campaign for that movie

and dude he gets up there and he's tearing up and whenever that gentle man tears up, I'm tearing up. I fucking love GDT. And him just making this plea, like, like, you know, like, you know, animation is cinema. Like, God damn, he's great. Yeah. Very passionate man. It was a great plea for a good, for a great movie, honestly. It was one of my favorite movies last year. Yeah. I love Mark Gufferson saying, uh, and here's the man, uh, who inspired this genius film and my drinking problem. Oh, can meet Mark? It's a four day. can we do that again? It's not looking, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, not looking quite as

I would like it to be. Thank you think. Do you think he's calling him he's like, Mark? I have the Geppetto puppet on the phone and he has a cut. Like he's doing notes for the puppets. I was waiting for them to cut to Greta Gretto Gourwig saying

I still love him just but yeah, eat shit that fucking Tom Hanks Pinocchio movie, huh? Nobody wanted that donkey shit. It was a Tom Hanks Pinocchio movie. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, oh, dude, oh, dude, dude, red, dude, dude, dude, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the string of red, red hot fucking live action remakes, a, Disney cartoons, right? Everybody loves these things. Let's stop the Oscars and talk about it. Right, because they made the lady in the tramp where they're actually dogs that are having fucking dirty sex in an alley or something.

Nobody liked Aladdin. Nobody liked Aladdin. Nobody liked that's, but nobody liked it. I mean, it's going to be. I mean, that's what this is going to be movies that nobody likes that make a lot of money. Yeah. That's just kind of going to be what it's like for a while, I think. I don't know where we're going to go. Because what's the next horizon. I don't know what it is. Write something new. How about that? There's your next horizon. What's kind of great about celebrating everywhere, everything all at once. It's a movie that made a ton of money that had an emotional core that was was an original. It's an original it's an original story that actually was unexpected and it's, you know what I mean?

Again, like, is it the best movie anyone's ever made? Probably not. But it should, it's, I am way behind celebrating that movie in all of its forms, except for the Jamie Lee Lee a little bit tricky hand on the Jamie Lee. That's a, that's a, it's a fucking Scorsese. for the departed. That's exactly what it is. And, you know, dude, her, her fucking, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and, um, Tony, uh, Curtis, of course. Um, I mean, that's a soprano, yeah, uh, but like, damn, dude, like, her just saying, you know, I don't know, I thought it was very sweet. It's a career win.

It is. It is. For sure. And it's a way that you can do it where, man, this just remind me of something. It's a way that you can, like, like, like, like, like, an academy an incredible and not these debasing lifetime achievement things where they announce you fucking fucking separately from Oscar winners. Do you see the shit with Sam Jackson? Yeah, that was like, it was like, you know, him with Oscar winner, whoever the fuck, he was paired with. And then an honorary Oscar winner, Sam Jackson. And I'm like, thanks for acknowledging it's a participation trophy. Wow. But you know what? I'm not against receiving one. I will say that.

The other thing is Angela Bassett. The other thing is the other The other thing. The other thing is a But it's a better performance and like, you know what I mean? Yeah. We're trying to tip that scale a little bit because I think she's great in that movie. That movie is not very good folks. You know what I mean? Like she's one of the few great things about it to be honest. And like Jamie Lee's very good, but not as good as Angela in a much better movie. So that's kind of your I guess some of the other arithmetic.

Carrie Condon should have won an I'mhaw. Yeah, she's amazing. She's amazing. I will say that I was glad, what's her face won again? Ruth Carter for Black Panther. Absolutely. Yeah, that was made. I mean, the costumes were great in both of these.

Thanks for not giving it to, you know, the mud covered uniforms of all quiet on the Western front. That's, but that's also a category. Elvis could have got something. We should have given something to Elvis. You made 9,000 separate costumes, dude, dude, and we can't give an award to that. Also, like, like, like, that was a great original, not IP. Like, that was a great, that was a great, that was an insanely great performance, but I get it.

She's won, like, 50 times. What, yeah, the biggest surprise of the night is what the fuck hat was Todd Field wearing at that? Thank you. Dude, what fucking Johnny Depp cosplay were you fucking going as? Are we's positive? He's a dark man. He's a sleep. He's a lot of like,

dude, I'm gonna wake up and I can't move Todd Field is sitting on my chest. Yeah. He's got to suck up those fumes. It's just and he, you know what, man, you attend the Academy Awards. Your fucking movies nominated. Like, you got to be game to play.

Kimmel, Kimmel gave him like the light of, of ribbitts, and he's just making fucking fucking, like, like, you know, you know, you kept the fucking cowboy hats down the whole, come on, man, did you give a shit that you made this movie? Like,

you know, yeah, nothing won, but like that's being nominated is still being celebrated and tons of people are going to find this movie after you know, having it talked about for so long. Like, just one smile, man. One smile, you know, so you don't

look like you're in that fucking vampire of Hollywood band. on I mean, ladies and gentlemen, I know we're going along here, I know we're speaking of not pleased to be there.

Did anyone see Hugh Grant ice out that red carpet reporters? Man, that was rough. Obliteration. Dude, that guy, I think he was like, he told his assistant like,

I have to go to the loo and the assistant was like got it. he was not sent on the bathroom but sent on a stage to talk to this person and he was furious about it. This is the thing is you cannot pit a supermodel TikTok celebrity against a cranky British legend like he's talking about vanity fair in like the Pilgrim's progress kind of a sense and everyone he certainly was. She thinks it's the magazine. It's just unfair. She certainly did. I mean,

and from and from that dude, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, and from, it was, it was, it was, like, it was, like, he was, like, he should give a fuck about being there, you know? Yes, exactly. If you're gonna do it, play the game a little bit, dude. Yeah, exactly. And the funny thing was, like, you could see him on stage clearly being an actor because he was, like, affable and funny in that moment. Yeah. Or he just, like, really did not. want to talk to is. I don't know which it is, man, man, man, man, I was clenching my ass cheeks that interview. Brutal shit. And you know what? I have to say, I feel bad.

I don't remember the reporter's name, but she fucking handled it like a pro, man. Every, you know, every answer was like her getting hit in the face with a pie. And she fucking took it and moved on to the next one and really did a great job. Why, yes, I will go fuck myself. What don't you think about the outfits tonight? absolutely

I'm eating shit might be something so Angela Bassett yeah people are saying is Ashley Graham who was who was doing that interview yikes yeah that was

another fucking battlefield dude besides all quiet on the western front I think we should wrap it up here we're getting close to an hour so we, you know, you know, you know, you can be talking about Hollywood's for a long time, but we got a busy week here on the show, which is great, because tomorrow, Listen to Request Month continues with, you guessed it,

the origins of Gun Kata itself, equilibrium. This is one of the worst posters I've ever seen. Like, why? It's terrible. It's like low-res horseshit. It's trying to be an anime or something. Yeah. Big time.

Which if you could recognize It seems like that's like that's like that's like It's like we're like We're literally on YouTube right now I forgot everyone got spoon fed that shit The anime people are coming after you Eric But look at this poster You cannot tell that that's Tay Diggs or Christian Dale

Like you can't like I feel like this poster's been so bad That I didn't know either of them were in this movie until I watched it Yep that's a good point probably could have gotten more viewers. That's entirely possible, but then the action, we'll pick up later on our Patreon, which is, of course, Patreon.com slash we hate movies where this Thursday, of course, we are continuing our recaps of the Mandalorian with our show, The Mandalorian Half Hour. We will be in the week three, you know, creaky hands so far. We're having good enough time. I was probably too hard on it last week, but yeah. I'm curious what's going to happen this week? What's going to? What's going to do in here? Dude, dude, if that thing's talking in some way, that would be kind of fun, right?

And it's like, you know, George Went or like somebody you don't expect to do the voice of a big dragon like that. It would be George Went for sure. Yeah, absolutely. Or hey, how's it going? Hey, Mando. Dind Jaron. Let's go to a Cubs game. Dind Jaron. All of a sudden, it does turn into a Pixar movie, the Disney. finally gets happens. sneak it's like they're going to sneak it's like, whatever, uh, uh,

sort of the first step towards just star Pixar. Uh, and then Friday we're going to round out the week with another sexy convo of Melro 2.10. Oh, so fucking hot and heavy. We already recorded this. It is fucking sizzling. It is sizzling dude with a Melro or Melrose place's Thanksgiving episode. Oh, yeah. Yes,

I hope you left you're hot Thanksgiving. sloppy seconds. Like someone just finished. Now you're, you're taking a little. You're going to eat it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah. This fucking stream's going to get taken down. You keep that showing.

All right. So the dirty stuff's paywall. So everyone knows. All right. Well, there we go. So we're going to wrap it here before the fucking stream is cut off. But as always, be sure to like, be sure, and subscribe, and get notifications for this channel. Whenever we go live, you don't want to miss

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