We Hate Movies - S13: On-Screen Live! 3.20.23 Shazam! Fury of the Gods, Inside, 65, the Weekend Box Office, and more!

Episode Date: March 22, 2023

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are reporting from the theater as they share their thoughts on the box office bomb Shazam! Fury of the Gods and the limited release Willem Dafoe one-hander Inside, catch up on the dreadfully-titled dino action flick 65, react to the trailer for IFC's Paint, break down the weekend box office, and more! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please. I'm What is going on? What is going on? Good afternoon Depending upon where you find yourself us this fine day. My name is Andrew Juppen.

This is on screen live. We're going to get right to. We've got a lot to get to today. We got a lot, lot, lot to get to today. Happy Monday after St. Patrick's Day. Let's see. We got some folks here are going to help me do the box office numbers. Talk about what we've been seeing this weekend.

You know him. love him. Let's bring in our first guy. Oh, yes. I'm very helpful. I'm very helpful. Oh, yeah. Crunching those numbers, dude. Oh, yeah. Crunch him. And joining us also today, you know him also and you love him. Well, Stephen's David. Yeah, you love him. You love him. You love him. Here's Stephen Sadek. Shazam. Hi, everybody. How's it going? Little magic there.

Were you just the little boy? I was a little boy no I was actually a 21 year old man I was actually a 21 year old man which is what happened to that movie that is because they waited too long I mean we'll get into all of it okay they used the original kid from the first movie

and now that kid's like way big and weird exactly that's the move that the Harry Potter folks figured out you get those kids you lock them in a studio for nine years and you make those fucking movies yeah in and out dude that is absolutely right you know what, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like that's fucking like that's like that's like that's fucking like, uh, but before we get into all that, of course, folks, you may not know, uh, but we got a tour coming up.

We do. And, uh, we've got to go over some dates here, including we'll leave it for last. We have a new date to announce. But first up, of course, uh, we are going to be talking Star Trek 4. The voyage home I cannot wait I can't wait to talk Star Trek That's right man

We're gonna be a Cobbs comedy club In San Francisco My word Is this the movie that establishes The San Francisco connection We'll have to look that up Oh that's interesting I'm not sure if it's mentioned

In the movies before this I don't think they were fucking around With it on the show were they Is it on motion picture? Yeah maybe well I'll look at up before I have two months to I'm thinking it's, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's

definitely definitely mentioned, okay, if you guys recall, Kirk totally fucking sends that Vulcan science officer to his death by being like, hey, meet me on the enterprise at this time. Not when you were going to go, but transport when I tell you to, and that's the dude who gets

he eats shit in the sabak or whatever, whichever whichever the other's Vulcan, yeah. Yeah, you see the lobby there. Gotcha. Spork. whoever he was and then

and then just a few days later we're going to be the rail south to one of our favorite places to play man will be in Los Angeles talking twins back at the Hollywood Improvs look at them they're so happy leaning up against each other and you will be too in line for this show that's right those tickets are going fast by the way we always find out that Los Angeles is a place

that likes to have us at a show so you know maybe we get to do that again You want to move. What a move on those guys. You need to get those tickets you need to get those tickets WHMpodcast.com slash tour. That's right.

And now just announcing today, the listing just went up on their website today. This is a real, real cool thing we're going to be doing over the summer. Let's see. It's June the 15th.

We are going to be at the state theater, beautiful Brunswick, New Brunswick, New Brunswick, New Jersey, of course, doing a special. we love movies, which we don't do often for one of our film, the bird cage. This is going to be a lot of fun because this is indeed, a pride event for New Jersey pride. We will be there doing this show, but all the proceeds are going back to the state theater. They do a ton of great work getting groups of LGBTQ youth to come to their theater, see the programs that they have going on. They do a lot of great work there. We are super thrilled to be in New Brunswick to talk about this fucking funny movie. Do a WLM for once live, heaven forbid. Well, I mean, Star Trek 4 maybe as well, but I'm very excited that, you know, this is a pride event and this is a charity event. And we are are not getting anything out of this is going entirely to this charity. And I'm very stoked about that. Yeah, I'm going to lose like train fare, which is going to be. So I'm, I'm already in the red. So that's sure. But yeah. for a great cause like this, for a great movie, totally. I'll drop to $9 bucks. You buy a train ticket and suddenly, you know, have access to these facilities and do all this shit. It's work. That's right. Buy the ticket. I'm going to buy it. I'm going to buy the ticket. I'm saving up now. But WHMpodcast.com, click on tour. I think there's also like a pop-up box that'll take you to tour. There is an easy-ass way to find tickets for our live shows, folks. And that is our website.

WHM podcast. That's it folks. That's it. That's the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, New Brunswick is a great fucking town. Spent a lot of time in New Brunswick. Um, if you're like Philly adjacent, if you're coming from the city, from New York, sure, where I'm at. Jersey City. Pennsylvania Hill folk. Come on. Exactly. Oh, yes. We want the hill folk, man. For sure. I love them. Oh, yeah. Um, and I just checked. You don't have to be gay to buy a ticket. I just I just I just I just not I know I'm just like that's a lot of fun it's been a long time since I've seen the birdcage too so that'll be yes totally nice little rewatch there all right guys we've got a lot to get to today first step though we got to run the numbers this is highest gross no, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, wow, that is. That is, uh, I mean, it's been a, you know, however, a month or whatever, but

yeah, a little over a month. What a poor month that has been. Yeah, I mean, well, they promise things would shrink. I mean, there could be no more ironic fucking movie to tank like this than a movie where the characters just keep getting smaller. Yeah, man, man. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, place. Uh, uh, fourth place this week in the top five. Uh, something we'll be getting to you a little bit here later in the show because a few of us saw it over the weekend. 65, man. Ooh. Yes. He's, he's hanging out with dinosaurs. I sure is. Another almost six mil for week two. Yeah, it's tank town. 65 could have been a good title for that Marlowe movie you guys liked as well. that's how old you have to be. That's actually true. That's the legal limit. I should be

Yeah, man. So here we go. Week two for 65. And guess what, man, they didn't even gross enough to cover the fucking Super Bowl commercial they bought, which was $6.5 million. Ish. This is this business, folks. This is this business. It's all gambling. I'm interested to hear what you to say about it. This will decide whether or not I stream this movie. in about a half, which I probably will. Dude, dude, dude, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and a lot, uh, a pretty safe. Yeah. Uh, now this is an interesting thing in third place, Creed 3 in its third week, uh, very weird how that sort of worked out, uh, you know, beating the shit out of another 15.4 million. Beating the shit out of Ant man. That's for sure. You know what I mean?

And not, not succumbing to that Marvel whatever. That's, yeah, this is a good thing. It's got some staying power. Obviously, it has better word of mouth than that. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, yeah, like, like, yeah, like, yeah, like, like, yeah, like, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'll just stream it. I do want to see it. Although I'm pissed off because I did want to see it in IMAX and I know I slept on. It's my own fault. They got that fucking Shazam in there now in the IMAX.

Yeah, dude. What? Yeah. Yeah. You can just see that 21-year-old gets bigger in, in, in, in-I-Max. You can see all the hair follicles just right here, like, really, really clear. You can see him signing. his name to get fucking insurance

a rental car you look really closely. number two man and rolling. Still it's doing great and it's week to 17.5 million which is only like a 60% fall for and for horror I mean that's really solid man

so still chugging along. It's very very solid very good for the Scream franchise in general and you know pat ourselves on the back a little bit. There's references to we eight movies in that movie is the reason. That's exactly. That's the it's the WHM difference. And I know you are. This is what's what happens. This is what happens when you play ball

with what we hate movies. It's magic. We got this like magic ephemeral quality. He just can't find everywhere. No, you can't find it everywhere. That's that's for sure. And I mean, now keep in mind. All right, 17.5 million second week. Okay. Now we're going to get to the number one, where are we? Of course was, where are you guys? There you guys. I was hoping. I was not land at number one. I thought it would be really fun if it didn't. It would have been super fun if it didn't. But I mean, it almost didn't, dude. 30.5 million dollars for a superhero movie. Oh, and we should say that what put it over the edge was Andrew, Chris and I saw it separately. And Chris isn't here because he was fired from the show on discreetly. he was. He's been he's been sacked. He's just how he's just how he's going to be. You'll read in the trades later this week why that happened and it's going to get gross. Hollywood reporters got a two page story exclusive. You know what? I say we just break it here. Dude, the reason he was fired from the show is because he predicted that this was going to be $100 million. And I was like, you know what? I can't fucking tolerate that kind of ignorance to motion picture. This is how much he believed this, folks.

drove to Atlantic City, put it's put it's right on there. I mean, you got to play house after something like that. You can't trust someone after something like that. I can't trust him. I can't even look at him anymore. No, he's just not here today. And we love him.

We do. We love the guy. He's going to be back. Every time you fucking take a week off like a human being should. Yeah. These jackals jump on you. I started it, but man, but I mean, but it's my fault. We'll, we'll talk about it, Jesus. That, that movie. We do have something I wanted to react to today. We haven't had a time in a couple weeks, I feel, to chat through some coming attractions. I got one that I wanted us to check out because I can go either way. I'm on the fence, but I'm curious about it. We'll talk about it in this segment that we aptly titled, Trailer, segment. Now, after the fucking DC fiasco, which I feel like, put some fucking blame on Shazam for that, too. Why not?

I don't even think we watched the trailer, but, you know, to blame that movie. Fuck you, Shazam. We're not going to put the trailer on screen anymore. We're just going to we've linked to it, and we're just going to watch it, like, like, like, like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, you know, , uh, you know, sort of like we're doing a commentary remotely here. Um, but this way, you know, the audio doesn't get shut down. The stream don't get shut down. Uh, but this is, um, new film from IFC paint, uh, the new, like, oh, wow. Oh, wow. It's a fake Bob Ross movie. That's actually, it's a little too, we could just get into it where we watch it. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, I'll save my thoughts for them, but, uh, so fellas, uh, are you

synced up there, I am. I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching, and then, you got to watch it is. I have it ready to roll. All right, cool. Good to go. Three, two, one, go. Like I said, this is from our friends at IFC. Love those guys. Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I'm painting. You know, if I was using an Indian paintbrush, it would be my friend, Wes Anderson. Oh, right, the problem with this is, I forgot the Bob Ross, you can't do the whole thing. It seems like, you know what I mean? Like, this should have Will Ferrell in it somewhere. Dude, that's my, my vibe of this was like, where is Ron Burgundy? Yes. But it seems like they're doing a dromedy thing, which is, I mean, it's interesting. It is interesting. It is interesting. It's a fascinating. It's a fascinating. It's a interesting. It's a fascinating. And also, like, like, like, like, the, like, sexy, uh, paint host comes in. You know what I mean? Like, that's very anchorman, right? That was Christina Applegate's character. That didn't happen to Bob Ross. Like, Bob Ross just stayed on the air for fucking 60 years. Yeah. I mean, so that's, if you're not making the Bob Ross story, you're just kind of making a 90 minute. like, like a, like a, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a, like, like, you know, like a, like a, like,

you know, could you not get rights? Is it like, uh, that fucking Andre 3000 Jimmy Hendricks movie where they didn't have the. Oh, God. Right. It's a real Janie Jimplin situation. That's where it's going. Yep. Sorry, Steve. No, no, that's the period here is kind of fun, you know? Yeah. I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, I mean, it's got this lofi indie kind of thing to it. That is interesting. Uh, not sorely missed, but missed. You know what I mean? Like, so I'm curious to see what they do with it. But again, it seems a weird mishmash of broad and indie. Yeah. This, this gag that we just saw of him like driving around stealing newspapers. I'm like, if it gets really fucking wacky like that, like here's the thing. I want this more anchor man than let's say. the skeleton twins. I do, I do. I remember I remember the Bill Hader Christian, which was like of a comedy, way more of a dramedy

on the indie side. So I, you know, I don't know. Consider me intrigued. This is written directed by Britt McAdams, which opens from IFC. Now, my box office thing was saying that it's going to be a wide release on 4-7. So as to the definition of wide for a movie like this, It's obviously not Shazam or scream wide.

I don't know. definitions for wide are very vague these days. It could be projected on my back and be called wide. Well, yeah. Classic wide guy, Eric Siska, dude. Yeah. So we'll get into what we've been seeing on screen. Steve, so you and I saw this.

Eric, you dodged it. Well, yeah. Because, well, first, I don't know. Did we say we were all going to go. I don't think so. You guys just you guys just got shazam up you know literally like we were we cancelled some plans

I'm not in the mood for that and I had the date of myself I'm like I guess I'll do something for the show kind of a thing like I didn't I didn't have anything else to do and I was like this is fine I rushed to it was like literally like a rush to the Alamo I get there which I think is interesting for this movie

it's full of kids and I'm sitting next to like a fucking nine year old kid You're drinking a six pack of beer probably. That was that was like, that was like, that was like, I was like, I was like, I'll pick the one all the way in the back, the seat all the way of the back. And I'm like, can I just, I went to the service like, can I move down there where no one is? And I'm not sitting next to this entire family. And she's like, yeah. Reluctantly said yes. That I was like, yeah. I go to Garfield, the cat. That's awesome. With beer and pizza. You know, just to quick digression, one of these regals, one of these regals that's supposedly closing down, they're serving beer now. So I thought that was interesting. I didn't see that coming. The regal down on the Lower East side, the Regal Essex Crossing, Steve and I saw Ineshire in there. And they got a little like, it's not a great bar, but look, there's fucking beer coming out of a tap man that goes into a cup and then into my belly.

That's pretty nice. Yes, please go ahead Regal is getting into the you want me to fuck We'll do anything I want you to fuck a keg of beer Put it in your movie thing That's what that's all I want

Tallboy for 65 is awesome Yeah you can actually in the one They're toying with this in the reunion square location You might be able to shoot up in the bathrooms Oh I like that A little flavor of old New York folks Oh Steve That was a good like 1980s

letterman joke. I'm like that's what we go. I will say I did not see this ad in Alamo I had a little movie day like I just went to the movies oh excellent throw and break you should have done the fucking glass break effect I don't have it set up

I did a little triple feature and this was right in the middle of it and you know I had like these guys with me so you better believe it was fucking munchy bunchy time. Cut to me in the previews of this. God, I was up in the balcony.

wasn't around anybody. I mean, frankly, not a lot of people showing up to this movie, so I was kind of free and clear. But, dude, it was a big box of mozzarella stings. Oh, just fucking get at it. Yeah. So the movie itself,

not just the concessions. I will start this just for a quick recap here, and obviously no spoilers, but I was stunned. Steve, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I didn't hate, it. It's not good. Yes. But I didn't hate it. Did you guys see the first one? I turned the first one off, because I was just not in the mood for it, uh, which is, kind of right? Yeah. And like, the, the first one's probably better, right? Or is it not? Well, I don't know. Here's the thing. I will say, I mean, I did see all of the first one. I couldn't tell you a lick about it. I think I fell asleep

towards the end. Chris Cabin and I went and I went and some guy came over 20 minutes into the movie and demanded we moved because we were in his seat. Oh wow. Jesus dude. You're your which did not help your feelings about a science

scene. Well the thing is I think it was Aristic Sam at that point and you're asking me to move. Dude yeah if he's the superhero by the time you're finding the seats fuck you assholes in someplace else. Yeah I also shouldn't be seating you. That's on the theater. I kind of didn't turn it off malice, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, and I was like, I was like, I was like,

it had nothing to do with the movie at all. I think just the kind of the, the, the biggest difference is this movie, Fury of the Gods is in a lot of ways not as family friendly, which perked me back up. Because like, I really thought there was just, it was too much kid shit in that first movie. But the way of the thing about this movie is like, it doesn't mesh the two together well so it's like baby shit and then like baby shit. It's like it's like it's like that the movie is that's interesting. More of that actually. Yeah. I just like the movie because I because Zachary Levi I think that character is a it's an embarrassing performance for him at this point. Like he's like I'm just a little kid and old man gee Willikers and they cut to this other action.

who's not doing that, well, well, well, well, like, like, like, like, like, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, it's, dude, it was so disparate during this movie that I was, I mean, and again, you know, the whole day, but I was like, so wait, man, when Billy Batson becomes Captain Marvel, that's like a different person inside of him, I guess, because they're so fucking different. how did the fucking crew not be like, one of you has to come of you. exactly. I mean, I think that's way too many Shazams. There's six of them. You need to pair that down to three. You know what I mean? And I know it's about diversity. And I think that's a great idea.

But I didn't see the last movie. The move is just you have the top three. You're Billy Batson, your Freddie Freeman and Mary Marvel. Diversify one to three of those. All three. You know what I mean? And like then you don't need. six, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, and, like, and, and, it's really, like, it's really, like, it has a beginning, a middle and an end,

and characters go through progressions, like, I want this thing. And then at the end, he gets it. And, like, that's kind of great. In a small world of, in an incredibly low bar of superhero movies where we're at, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, and desires and those are fulfilled within a two hour place is kind of where I'm at what superhero movies. Like, thank you for giving me that at least. Totally. Like, the little kid with the crutch just wants confidence. Yes. By the end of the movie, he has it. Yes. And he's fucking going to go on to date the girl from Westside story. Like, ain't that grand. But just question, does Shazam in this sequel, does he battle the most real danger in the world, according to

like, according to Zachary Levi, is Pfizer. does he does he, does he take down the a bunch of like, no, there's a bunch of like cool Ray Harryhausen monsters at one point, which like then again, you know, just when the movie was losing me, I was like,

kind of cool. Pfizer made those monsters in a laboratory. I think according to Shazam's Twitter, I'd be right here. Yeah. I think, like, you know, like, which makes it's got a mountain rushmore, which makes it's a mountain rushmore of the most egregious product. We show the product. We use the product to dispatch a villain and then we say the tagline for the product twice.

Dude, that's bad. Is it do the do? It's no skittles. And she says taste the rainbow. And then she says taste the rainbow motherfucker. But it's cut off by a, the motherfucker. by whatever. Yeah, dude, dude, because the other dude, because the other thing, uh, uh, uh, like, like, like, like, like, the, the dayus exx. Oh, fuck. Like, Zachary and Levi needs help. Now you're all Shazams go fucking defeat Mark Strong, I think. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Um, but this movie, like, they're all over the fucking place, which really like, it's just too much. I kind of lost where I was way too much of it. It's just, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's just, it's way too much of it. And like, you know, in the first scene when they're all doing Shazam stuff, I'm like, there's no differentiation between any of these kids. And then like, you know, like, you know, like, the Asian kid totally disappears. You have the other kid, uh, who winds up being gay in a really nice little scene, but he has nothing to do. Like Mary Marvel has nothing to do. The little girl has the little, does the product placement. And that is it. You know what I was going to harp on. It is. So again, the point I was making was like, the adult version, like, like, like, like, like, like, like the end of the first movie, like, they're not long for the movie. In this movie, especially, like, the first two acts, we are shazamming hard.

And, like, that woman that has to act like a little girl, but she's like this gorgeous adult, like, it's a weird. She kind of just, like, comes off like she's high the whole time because she's, like, trying to play it with this, like, sense. of like, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, skittles. And it's fucking, it is so unintentionally fucking hilarious. Like, I mean, uh, an improv note I got really early on from, uh, Anthony Atamanick was, was he stopped a scene, somebody else was doing it. So I'm just playing a little kid. And he's like, listen everybody. Anytime you as an adult play a little kid, it's fucking creepy. And that stuck with me always. And it's, it goes for Zachary Levi. It goes for that character specifically. What do you call it? Adam?

Adam Brody isn't doing it that much, which is kind of good. He's just being like kind of a teen like, like, oh, I think that I'm finally hot kind of a dude. Because, and this is a great note from Levi and other kid. Adam Brody and the kid playing young little kid, whatever his name is, those performances are way closer together because Adam Brody is a, is an act. actor who has a he's not a gimmick, he just has a has a certain personality. the direction for the kid is kind of try to do an impression of Adam. Yes. And it fucking works. It's way better.

And meanwhile, again, the star of your movie, the bubble gum chewing motherfucker that was the only one on that first poster is just so far off from what the other kid is doing. He's doing Baby Deadpool and it's gross. It's gross to watch a hulking

man be baby, OG Willekers. Is it's like, like, like, like the third wall talking about the event? We're talking about this movie too, but. Was Helen Mirren a baby too? No. Helen Mirren's okay. She's the basic herself for sure. Sure, but I, you know, not any more or less than she does in Hobbs and Shaw those fat. I mean, it's just like it's Helen Mirren showing up in a place that feels like Helen Mirren shouldn't, shouldn't dare walk. I mean, and Lucy Liu goes, and Lucy Liu goes to repulsa in this movie, which you never want to do. But at the same time, man, she's in like a Zena costume riding that dragon. And maybe it was the cannabis talking. But again, I was like, that's working. That right there. It's like a decently rendered dragon to like, yeah, that worked.

Here's the thing. And I know I've hated this more than we did, which is a good thing. I'm still earmarking this. It's in like, it's in pencil for next year. in pencil for next time. Another one here. We'll get you. We may see you. We may see you and I both three. This was three. This was my third of the triple feature. So it's a movie. It's a very okay movie. What I like about it and why I think it's worth supporting is it's a simple, simple genre movie just totally nuts and bolts, you know, you know,

about a guy, yep, I think it's, but I don't think it's good, but I think it's good enough time, if that makes sense. Yeah, no, and that's kind of how I feel about it too. Like, get a bunch of buds together and go see it. You know, that would be fun in the theater. I mean, I think, Steve, if you're home looking for that stream in a couple weeks, Like, you and Jen would have fun Like get a couple of cocktails You know that it's going to be stupid You know, at the same time

It's also cool seeing Adam Driver Being something so dumb You know I don't know It's just like simple You know It seems like you know Again, much like Shazam Fury of the Gods

A place where Helen Mirren Dare not walk Adam Driver I know Star Wars But like this ain't Star Wars You know and this ain't Noah Bomb Beck It's weird. It's like a weird. It's like a weird. It's like a weird. It's like a weird. It's like a weird. It's like a weird vibe of here's a big star doing a dumb, fast, shitty movie. I kind of like that. I'm here's my in and out. Yeah. Here's a question for the two of you. On a scale of one to 10, what do we talk to dino violence wise? Because that's really going to sway whether or not I watch this movie. You know, honestly, I would rate it like four and a half. I'd go higher than I mean, maybe like a six. The beef is, I had a couple of like, that doesn't matter. Because again, Eric,

I mean, that is the best way to describe this. It's a canon movie that crawled its way out of the 80s and is now in theaters, which is great. Don't get me wrong. Yes, we need more of these. So go go see it as go see it. Exactly. Go see it as the fucking asteroid comes down. But remember, it's what happens. Just be rude in the theater. You know, actually, here's something. I mean, there was an afternoon in its second weekend at a big multiplex in Manhattan that had a lot of other stuff playing. My theater was kind of full for 65. That's awesome. I saw it at a sort of a big multiplex in Manhattan that had a lot of other stuff playing. My theater was kind of full for 65. That's awesome. I saw it at a sort of a big multi- multiplex, there was lines of people for the concessions. like, okay, okay, people saw it was me. my wife, we watched 65 all by ourselves. Wow, private screening.

That's kind of cool. It's always my dream to have that happen and somebody fucks it up. You know, it's funny. I'm so lucky. I feel you've, I've got the hot streak. I've seen like, I think the last three or four movies I've seen in theaters has been literally no one else but like, like no one. Yeah.

Oh, I like that man. Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, but, um, um, is, and this isn't a spoiler. They're gleap glops, by the way. Yeah. I think that's in the trailer or something. But like, he is, he's basically like a bus driver transporting a bunch of fucking, uh, frozen and animation people to their next destination or some shit. and they hit an asteroid like here's this girl and she's this girl and they don't speak

and he's like oh no is broken. Even though I'm speaking English and also saying stuff in the metric system I thought that was fun. Oh yes dude that was another thing I was going to bring up there's one point where it's like where you need to go to finish the movie is 15 kilometers away

and I was like aren't you a fucking alien? We got to traverse these kilometers and then she's She's speaking, maybe, is that a real? If English is that's a real? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. The, the thing that's annoying is he's like, well, I guess we're going to have to find some way to communicate. And like, so much of this movie is them not talking to each other. Misunderstandings or like a cute scene where like she teaches him a word in her language and then he understands it. And I'm like, I bought a ticket for fucking dining. mania. But also, because they can't, they can't talk to each other. You're literally for the dino attacks because they can't communicate. So they're not really having scenes together. That's just, it's a big fucking mistake. And this girl looks like she's a good enough actor. I mean, give her some actual dialogue. Huge mistake. And then also, like,

for 97 minutes, we do take a little bit of time getting to those dinosaurs, man. And I was getting a little I agree with you there could have been Andrew Andrew you said it was a he's a bus driver he's a bunch of people that's stuck in suspended animation

is the bus driver on the upper west side by any chance I like that Jesus Christ I think you have to be 65 to enter the upper west side well, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, uh, but I will say really quickly, to the upper west side. It is where I spent my entire day yesterday, including what I started my morning with just me and def, wow. Oh, okay. I hadn't even seen, I haven't seen the thing about

this movie. No. Maybe I forgot about it. So what is this movie in? I've only seen the poster, which looks like he's walking on. Oh, I'm back to my Jesus. Oh, it's Jesus pot, inside. I'm making all this wine. It's a movie. It's just, you know, it's probably a New York, L.A. and like big market situation. Because I think it was on, what is the notes here? Check the show notes. So just over 350 screens.

So it's not like a strict New York, L.A., but just a limited release. and it is a fucking one hander man. Defoe is the only person, and it's about he's like a high end, like art thief guy and he gets like helicopter dropped into like the, you know, roof deck of this swank ass apartment where he is to do like an in and out steal these three paintings and get back out to the chopper. And what happens is the security system in this apartment, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like that's like the other end. It's, like, the only person he really communicates with in the movie, like, at the beginning. And he's like, oh, no, I'm getting locked out, blah, blah, blah. And Defoe gets locked down inside this apartment. That because it's got so much, like, art in it and whatever, it's like a total high stakes prison lockdown. So, like, he can't get out of this apartment.

And the owner is, like, on the other side of the world doing. business, not coming back not coming back. was the owner, was the owner, was the house party movie? Oh, no, I'm stealing LeBron's priceless eye. Oh, hey, LeBron, you got to get some security, man. This is the third house of yours, getting burgled.

Oh, my gosh. I didn't even know that part of the new house party movie. Did you see that? No, I did not. No, I didn't see it. It's on, it's on HBO Max, and I've kind of, like, but... because I'm curious, but... because I'm curious, because I'm really like the original movie. There's no way you can live up

to it, of course. No, no, I'm sure not. Is inside, like, a thriller? Is it, like... Is it good? So, I mean... So I'll just bring up the poster again really quickly. Like, here's why it's real good. You see Defoe, like, just go fucking crazy. Like, it's an incredible

performance. Okay. Like, it starts off as a thriller, and not to give too much away, but, like... It's just a dissent into madness with Willem Defoe at the helm. That's the movie. I'm definitely watching this. Yeah. Does he do the risky business slide down the hallway in his underwear? There, well, it's not. It's not. Full hog? It's not. No full hog. No full hog. But we got there is a pop music thing. I'm not going to spoil it. It's fucking holy. So there is kind of that Steve, take those. with, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, but it's, de foe defecation. Uh, oh.

Yeah. Yeah, I got to take a shit in this apartment. De fecal matter. Dude, it's, it is a wild, wild ride for DeFoe. And, you know, it's like an hour and 43 minutes. It could have maybe been 90, but I will, I will give it that cushion because of the, the dissented requires a little bit of time

some other pretty cool visuals so if I don't know on expanding this at any point but if you see this movie out and about at a theater this is the kind of weird shit you want to support theaters or you know stream it if it comes up soon

wild ass Defoe performance I like that yeah yeah so that was our week at the movies folks a lot of good stuff. We want to support we want to the cinemas. If it's Dinosaurs, Bob Ross

Absolutely. We also want to support going to the comedy clubs, folks. That's right, dude. That is right here. 518, we're going to be a Cobbs Comedy Club. Very gorgeous historic venue in the great city of San Francisco. Talking Star Trek 4, the Voyage Home. That's another Lemoy, one of these dudes. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. You can do it. do it. Can you not do it? Can you not do it? You got it. I mean, you're little crooked. That's a little crooked. That's actually a curse in my language. Fuck you too. Wow. I'll have to tell my dead grandmother about that slur. Two in the pink and one of this. Anyway. No, I think that's just like Vulcans can suffer from osteoporosis too. Are you going to? Are you going to? getting older as a Vulcan has your has your hat has your live long and prosper the same anymore oh man and we are going to be searching for peace and long life in Los Angeles

on 522 we're back at the historic Hollywood improv love that fucking club man talking twins Arnold, Danny DeVito you know I mean you just know Eric's going to be fucking filthy Of course because it's another

This is another classic movie where it's just like Danny I cannot believe We are together We are twins That movie goes That movie goes It's been a really weird Where I think that there's

Like genetic engineering going on And like Arnold might even be a super soldier I think Tell me I'm wrong I don't know Mangler made me in a lab Down in Brazil Oh no

I don't remember that Steve But it's entirely on the table man It's been a long time I will say that's it's on the table because Danny DeVito also has in the movie so anything is possible. then 615 we just announced June the 15th. We're participating in a New Jersey

Pride event. It's going to be fucking awesome. At the state theater New Jersey, we're going to be doing a live taping of We Love Movies all about Mike Nichols the Birdcage. This will also be, if I'm not mistaken, our return into talking about Robin Williams movies. Yes, it will be

actually. Yeah, that's a good point. And it's also completely all the money is going to go the New Jersey pride organization. It's a theater. theater who does do programs LGBTQ youth. And there's never been a better time in this rotten country's history to support LGBTQ youth.

Absolutely. With all these fucking monsters attacking them left and right. That is right. So this is going to be a lot of fucking fun. You know, like, they approach us to do this and it was like trying to figure out the movie. And it's like, let's just just do a fucking fun movie. Let's do a fucking fun movie. Let's do a fucking to be that movie. All of that, of course, of course, over at WHMpodcast.com. I'm trying to find my banners here. Whoops, there we go. There it is. Wachmpodcast.com slash tour. Because I'm

just going to say it anyway, but I had to find that graphics scroll. It's a nice looking graphic scroll. Oh, thanks. And if you're listening on audio, you're missing out on the graphics scroll to YouTube. YouTube. We hate movies. Live to see all the on-on-screen lives we've been doing that's right. So

a big week here on the show, as always, WHM Land, filled with stuff. We had so much stuff. We had to kick off the content week yesterday. We dropped the John Wickmantery, singable commentary,

improvised commentary, of course, all about that first great Chats-Tahalski movie. Wic. A lot of DeFo talk. Speaking of DeFo. Before he was in the movie. He was in the movie. We sing his praises. Of course we do. Yeah. Well, why would you not? Yeah, we actually literally recorded that the night before everybody found out that he passed away. So shit fucking timing there, but he's great in those movies. He was great in everything that he touched. So yeah, you don't want to miss that commentary. That's on Patreon. Of course.

course, patreon.com. But Tuesday, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, on. The show rose on. Listener request month continues with I, you know, I'm gonna leave here and go edit this for the rest of the day. Hard rain. We had a lot of fun talking about this one. Um, oh yeah. Big, uh, big bounce back from from fucking equilibrium, man. I was delighted to talk about hard rain. It's a fun wet time, folks. Absolutely. And real mean, Morgan Freeman, really mean, yeah, Morgan Freeman, and then back over on Patreon,

we're in the thick of it now, it'll be week four. The Mandalorian half hours recap of the Mandalorian season three. See, uh, we'll see what's going on on that show. Who knows how much Mando is going to be in this, this week. Well, there, it's about half over

so we'll see. And then Friday, we're going to round it out with the uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, it's, like to like the cartoon, folks, but sure is. If you want to hear us take the piss shit out of it, uh, scoop its asshole out, uh, Patreon.com slash we have movies. Uh, there it is. Apologies in advance to ugly heads, but yeah, it's, it gets pretty, pretty mean. Yeah. Uh, but that is going to do it for on screen lines.

this week folks, be sure to like this video, to the we hate movies, them notification so you don't miss of live content and other posted videos that we do here every week all throughout the week, new stuff goes up all the time so you don't want to miss that

but yeah, that's gonna do anything else folks, anything else on your mind, Steve? You know, we love Chris Cabin. I just want to put that out. We love Chris Cabin. There you go. Yeah, she's currently back in 65 million BC fighting dinosaurs. right. He'll be back soon. That is right. All right,

have a good week. We'll see you back here at noon next Monday. Until then, I've been Andrew Jupin. Steven Siddharicca. Adios, folks. Bye-bye. That was a hitgum podcast.