We Hate Movies - S13: WHM Mail Bag 1.19.23 - Car Accidents, Star Trek Cruises, and Somebody's Watching Steve!

Episode Date: January 20, 2023

We're opening up the Mail Bag for the first time in 2023!  On the latest edition of WHM Mail Bag, the gang was live-streaming on the WHM YouTube channel, answering fan questions from the chat, telling random stories, and yes, reading fan letters on the air that they selected from the about-to-burst Mail Bag, including: a fella who nearly killed himself while driving and listening to WHM (a legit hazard, btw, please use caution), another person who acted like a total coward in a haunted hedge maze, a woman bothering Star Trek's Michael Dorn on a cruise, and one little old lady getting tossed around violently in a horrendous Regal 4DX screening! Be sure you're subscribed to our YouTube channel with that notification 🔔  clicked so you don't miss a second whenever we go live!    If you want your wild stories read on the air, write into the Mail Bag!  Click here to snag tickets to catch the gang LIVE in the virtual space on January 26 as they chat about the stunningly bad Thor: Love and Thunder! Ticket bundles available for the exclusive after-party Q&A as well! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new SW Crispy Critters, MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna? & Mortal Kombat designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgum podcast. What's going on, everybody, welcome to We 8 Movies Mailbag. My name is Andrew Jupin. And thanks so much for tuning in live here on a YouTube channel. We are going to read some letters. We are going to A some cues some cues some cues. And who knows, maybe depending upon the letters, we may be inspired to tell some embarrassing personal stories on the air.

But I won't be doing it alone, of course. Let's bring in a couple of guys who are up to no good, starting to make trouble in this virtual neighborhood. We have Chris Cabin. Oh, hi. Oh, hi, hi, everybody. I was just scrolling everything. You dooms scrolling, dude?

Yeah, you know, more joy scrolling. You know, I don't feel so much doom, but more joy, you know. Nice. I like that. Yeah, that's fine. know you don't it's mostly like movie shit on my thing anyway so it's nice yeah uh yeah joy scrolling makes me think of uh pornography and speaking to pornography eric ciscus that's right you're looking up jerk off instructions aren't you chris oh with the eye i forgot yeah i'm sorry i meant joy i meant

the why scrolling but yeah whips eric's site is known as joy scrolling with the eye he's doing all kinds of instructions over there i got to learn how to put it together somehow chris oh man there's too many pieces in that IKEA set oh gross and anyway speaking of instructors the Jame master himself you know him you love him Mr. Stephen Sadek Oh geez

no these jerk off instructions I just can't I can't figure these things out like what am I First of all it says you need two people Yeah if it's the two cartoon characters You need a friend to help you need a buddy I just I can't You like milk each other's things

While you build the That's what's that's that's one with the umlau on over but I do Steve I like that you stay with physical media you didn't just use the PDF you got printed it out as you are want to do he need a fucking engineering

degree to do this thing the jerk and hoffin that's a very beautiful instruction manual to that one that's right so yeah we are here to read some letters thank you so much for tuning in live by the way we got so many people here

in the chat you always love to chat on a We Hate Movies live stream because you all participate a lot you know hello Fowl hello Nate Voigt hello Jesse Blake Farinetti you know all these people look at this yeah hell yeah look at that

we are four crispy critters I'm wearing the Nathan Hamill designed Krispy Critters t-shirt very nice that's right Blake says all right for Krispy Critters honestly if you're listening to this later after the fact on audio check out the YouTube channel YouTube.com slash we hate movies to see

us actually look at the jerk off instructions. Come on. It's a good sight gag for jerk off instructions. I really enjoyed it. Steve's thing was very good. I didn't know. Steve, I thought you were going for like you were going over the script or something like that, but no, no, no, no.

No. Premo jerk off instructions, prop comedy. Speaking of prop comedy, seven days from tonight. What's going on? Almost exactly at this a couple of, almost entirely a one week away, we are going. to be talking about Thor Love and Thunder. Oh, yeah. Look at that. It's so exciting.

Beautiful, beautiful art as always by Philippe Sobrero. We don't say that enough. Not getting out of the park as usual. And it is, Love and Thunder, it is a kind of jerk off instruction while you're watching it, you're thinking I could be home jerking off. And that is, essentially, it is

instructing you to go do that rather than continue watching this horse. Don't you hate that when you go to the movies and the movie's not that great. And then you're like, I could just be home. jerking off. The thought comes to me often, Eric. It doesn't know. There are there are many bad movies out there

Eric, as we've often talked about. So when you saw plane the other week, you started like pre-boarding in your own pocket. Plain wasn't there. I was almost there with Megan. That's disturbing to hear. I was going to see you're watching little girls run around. You know what I could

be doing jerking off. Is right there. Yeah, that's Alice Williams is in that movie. The nation saw her get her ass eating out and girls. Thank you, Chris, because the hero of, or no, not the not hero of Andor. Oh, right. Well, maybe in the

sequel, we'll address the fact that people would be fucking this thing, right? First of all, for sure, they're making Megan's that are getting fucked. That's just, let's talk about that. That's absolutely happened. Hey, you know what? Great idea. Let's not talk about that, Chris. Megan with a two instead of the

you know you're Megan with a 69 Oh come on everybody Jesus you know what We're trying to have a wholesome letter reading show here Me and Steve Always been awesome there You two toilet talkers I'm zipping it

I jerked off Oh wow wow all right Mike I'm not going to say your full name I jerked off in the theater during saving saving silverman is this was that right yeah saving silverman you got a thing for uh steves on and raccoons dude is that how that worked out oh that's like a puppet raccoon too isn't it yeah that's yeah that's nice i could get that you know what good puppet raccoon and the everything everywhere all at once by yes oh yeah also raccoonie just rewatch that movie the other night

fucking primo motion picture man i have to say it's a lot of fun uh all right so we want to get in some letter reading here. Yeah. Eric, you want to kick us off? Yes, sir. We hate car crashes. Oh, God, okay. Hey, gang, a while ago, you read someone's story and at the end, the writer mentioned

how sometimes he would laugh so hard listening to the podcast while driving that he'd have to pull over and stop the car. If I recall, Eric was one who proposed that surely some listeners must be out there who weren't so lucky and have died while listening to the show. Oh, geez. Heaven

forbid, man, I hope not. I hope not, but if they do, unfortunately, their souls... Yes. We own that. We got a quarter that. It comes right to us. Yep. Our slaves in hell, for sure. Of course, yeah. We could, like, bet you in a card game with the devil or... And that, and by the way, that's just

not we hate movies. That's exclusive across all podcasts. You know, like, if you die chuckling at something you know, Marin said, he owns you, man. That's it. You know what? You're my guys now. Now you're my guys. I own you guys. You're my army of guys. Undead guys. Anyway, sorry. While I don't quite fit the criteria, I did get fairly close. A few years ago, I was driving over to my parents' house to pick something up, listening to WHM like usual. Thank you very good. Don't listen. Don't you dare listen to any other podcast.

He gets very jealous, everybody. Oh, absolutely. Okay, the episode in question was hot to trot. Now, that's a classic sewed, man. Wow. That takes me back. That's, uh, Jesus, that's the talking horse movie with Dabney Coleman and Bobcat. Yeah, that's right.

It's a big Bobcat title. That is, it's one of those movies you ever have like where you, you, I feel like I probably only watched it by my cousins once, but like every time, and I'm about to be this episode, every time I think about that movie, I'm transported to my cousin's den in Long Island, like an old-fashioned. D-E-N-D-D-N with the wood paneling and the apartment and the whole thing. Big box TV, dude? Huge box TV.

Oh, God. Smoking inside. We smoking inside. I think at that point, most of my family had quit smoking, but I think somebody might have been smoking. But like at one time, dude, like we were definitely smoking inside, right?

Of course. Of course. For sure. Yeah. Steve, by the way, I know it's not, and I think it just might be like my ring light kind of blinding me or something. But your sweater looks like you have the exact primo

OG Mighty Ducks colors on on there. Yeah, no, it's, it's like a brownish red. It's more of a brown, isn't it? Yeah, that's what that's what I feared. Yeah. Very nice. It's very nice, Stephen. Thank you very much. Browntown. Can you? Yeah, sorry. As I was getting onto the freeway exit ramp, I noticed a new crack in my windshield. Meanwhile, as you guys are going back and forth

discussing horse heaven and hell. Look, it's important stuff. It's very important. stuff to know where horses go when they die we should know right it's not just the glue factory what happens to their everlasting soul i think that's more important than finding out where we go i honestly would rather absolutely because what you can't ride each other i guess you could ride each other but if you so wish but a horse would be wonderful especially if you're a skellington or something oh yeah oh yeah so by the time i got my focus back i saw traffic had stopped far earlier than i anticipated i slammed on the brakes but the brakes but it was too late i

slammed into the truck in front of me, causing the loudest noise I'd ever heard in complete disorientation. Oh, my God. That's not good. I came to a second later. Oh, Jesus. Very good, dude.

What is this, David Cronenberg's crash? You came to a second later? Yeah. We came so close to having this guy in the afterlife. We just like here. Yeah, just like that. We probably have some, Chris. We'll find our little treats once we pass.

We have to check our account. You know how you can use Google to be like, hey, Google, you know, what websites have my, you know, Gmail address registered to them or whatever to see, like, what's going on there? Yeah. I lost it.

Don't even worry about it. It might come back to me, but I guarantee you it wasn't that great in the first place. I was going to say, you know what? It's true. Like, anybody can have souls in the afterlife. We don't want to say, like, If you work at a McDonald's and you serve somebody, something that they choke on or something they, like, just get really bad food poisoning and die from you.

If you were the one who made that or you the one who, like, threw that in the fryer or reheated it or whatever, I think you also get them too. I think you get that. Yeah, I think you get that. Applying like serial killer rules to everything. Everybody crossed it. Across the board. If you're a librarian and you lint out a book and they die while reading that book, yeah. Yeah, you get that shit. Oh, interesting. I don't know.

Maybe the author gets it. I don't know. That would have to think about that. I just want to put out there, by the way, someone mentioned Final Destination in the chat. And I'll say if you're one of these folks, including this letter writer here who is dodged to death, listening to We Hate Movies.

I don't know. Just look around, man. See if you see Tony Todd anywhere because, you know, you cheat us once on the road. Yeah. Plus, I don't want to be part. I don't know. I don't want to be part of whatever the lineup is.

That's the thing about all those movies. It's always about the lineup Who Died First and Second and Third and Fourth It just goes on and fitted I'm taking myself out of the equation Oh, you're going to kill yourself Absolutely what I'm waiting for Tony Todd Well technically final destination's happening right now to you right

That's true yeah You are all destined to one place See it's just a very long list There is a list though If you tried to kill yourself in our final destination movie Like you'd be like you know tightening the noose and you kick the chair And Tony Todd grabs you

and he just gets in your face he's holding you up and he's just like no cutting the lie back daddy and he prevents you he prevents you from killing yourself he prevents you from killing yourself and then he does the auto erotica with you oh i like that i mean at the very least if you're hanging yourself like that he is definitely going to pull your pants down just to be like he doesn't want to give you the satisfaction you have to look like a fool that's the thing is i i'm never going to hang myself no one should ever hang themselves But if you do definitely want to make sure the fly is all the way up. You've got to make sure you're wearing a belt and suspenders.

The last thing and you want your hands tied behind your back. Just pour a bunch of super glue in your underwear. Pull it up. You're going to be dead anyway. If you are using a belt, get another belt to be around your waist. There should be two belts. You'll have to be positive on this one. Two of them.

You don't want any droopy drawers on that one. No, no, sir. No, sir, you do not. So try to process what was happening. Glass is everywhere. Smoke is filling up the interior of my car. And I hear your distorted voices doing Mr. Ed impressions.

That's very scary. That's incredibly. This is awful. You know what this is? Did you ever see that episode of Hitchcock Presents where Joseph Cotton gets in a car accident and he's fucking paralyzed like over his entire body, but he's still conscious and everyone thinks he's dead. And he keeps fucking like, like, screaming out.

like this is what it must be like you were in this fucking car accident and you hear these idiots prattering about mr ed and horse hell are you kidding me but i feel terrible support us on patreon patreon patreon dot com slash we hate movies that's what we want to say as you are passing into the nether place we work very hard on our horse accents we're not we're not we're not amateurs we have a lot of horse uh study and when you get to hell tell satan to subscribe Funerals are expensive anyway. What's another eight bucks? Eight to ten dollars.

Yeah, it's nothing. Exactly. Drop of the bucket. Yeah, I was loving listening to your Patreon in hell, but then, you know, you said that Top Gun Maverick was a good movie, and I just can't. That's propaganda is what that is. But you know what?

I did like your end of days because that's the funniest version of me I've ever seen. It's just, I mean, me and Arnold going at it like that. I tried I tried piss and fire once after seeing that movie that is a myth man I don't know where they got that from It's a fucking funny

Regular piss Movie character right Like that the devil Oh yeah Always love it when you show up Good guy Oh hell yeah No role is too small for the devil

Dude All right So where the fuck well Okay I started to process the situation And panicked to get out of the car As soon as possible Before I burned to death

I ripped off my seatbelt and climbed out of the passenger side to get as far away from any moving traffic as possible. After I stumbled out, I checked myself for damage and started to take in the situation. I realized my car wasn't burning. The airbag had gone off. This explained the extreme pain to my chest. I'm going to hell tonight. So the airbag went off. I guess it's not on fire.

So maybe he crossed over for a second, you know? Yeah. Saw the flames of hell And also like I mean like I'm glad you got out But you want to turn pause on that podcast Just because you don't want the EMTs to be like And then blah blah you know Whatever nonsense bullshit we're talking about

It's embarrassing for other people here We need to get this oxygen mask over your face What are they talking about Are they talking about that zoo documentary I heard about that's right What are you listening to? You say to the paramedic It's a very good podcast

Please like and subscribe Go to patreon.com slash we hate movies Anyway, yes, anyway. I finally got myself together enough to pull out my phone and call my partner to let her know what happened. And when I saw the podcast was still playing, I finally stopped. Thank you.

Oh, geez. I ended up being all right and nobody else was hurt. I was just really banged up and my car was destroyed. Oh, it took a while for to sink in how funny it was. The idea that I could have died with your voices being the last thing I ever heard. anyway thanks for all you do Kyle P.S. PostScript from hell. Okay.

You guys killed it at the Universal Soldier Live episode. I hope we get a recording of that. Oh. I think that we survived. More than likely. Yeah, I think so. So thank you for coming out to see a live show that was in Phoenix, Arizona. Yeah. I hope that didn't happen. I don't, I hope this accident didn't happen on the way to that show. My good

friend. I really, I really, I really do not. I would hope not. I would hope not. That's a spooky story. I'm glad you made it made it back Kyle. Yes. Thank you for being among the living, Kyle. That makes a lot easier to tell your friends to like and subscribe.

No, stop it. Stop it. Always pushing. Anybody ever in a bad car accident? I wasn't, I caused one that was bad for the other guy. Only one, only one ever. Oh, was that the one that I was

in the car for? No. Oh, no, no. No. Well, like that was just like a fender bender. Like I don't even. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's all right. Yeah. I mean, this one was like an actual accident. A guy was, I mean, only Andrew will know this. Like the sidewalk down Wolf Road. Sure. Yep. A big commercial road that ain't meant for walking, but they have sidewalks on it. There's a sidewalk and a guy, a guy was driving his motorcycle on it. Oh. What? on the sidewalk. What an asshole. So you hit him out of obligation? Well, yeah. I mean, I felt good afterwards about when I found out what I did.

I'll take care of this. I was turning into a coffee house and like he tried to buzz past me and he hit right. Oh. And like they flew off. They were on a motorcycle. So they flew right off. So that's a soul you captured? I didn't capture.

They survived sadly. Oh, you know what, Chris? I kind of vaguely remember this. Yeah. All right. You were turned, were you bitten by a coffee house a couple of weeks or? you were turning into a coffee ass as I grow

a little cup coming out of my head Darno-na-dun-dur-d-d-d-d-dur-d-d-d-d-dur-d-d-d-d-d-dur- Yeah, that's mine. That's the only car crash I've ever Like, seriously. We were in my dad's, like, cool, gray thunderbird car when I was a kid. Hell yeah.

And my mom was, like, driving me and my brother and sister. And this lady just fucking totally cut in front of a, like turning, like, you know, in front of, she was, like, taking a left, and she totally just fucking slammed into us. And it was bad, man. Like, nobody was seriously, seriously, but, like, I, like, cut my fucking forehead open. My brother and sister were in, like, car seats still. So, like, they slammed their faces on those. It was, it was real fucking terrible, terrible shit, man. I haven't been in any bad car accident. I remember once driving down our, you know, I grew up on a dirt road in the Catskills and, in winter, the car just, like,

slipped on ice and like fell over on the side. Oh, yeah. I did a couple of those throughout the years. Yeah, I got nothing. Nothing good anyway. I hit a deer. I hit a deer. That's one that's one for hell. All right. What do we

got here? Chris Cameron's the next one. Steve, why don't you do this one? Sure. Fear the walking clown. Oh, man. I don't like this already. Nope. Nope. Nope. Hi guys, love the show. You asked about Halloween stories a while back, so I wanted to tell you mine.

Back in October of 2011, there used to be a haunted corn maze near where I live. Every year they play a radio voice, trying to do the cryptkeepers as a bumper for the maze. Class. So just like some, you know,

off brand. Yeah, welcome to the corn maze. Yeah, a lot of puns, I hope. Come down to Jefferson Chevrolet. The deals are a scream. And so on, you know. It was the first year I had ever gone. And much like Steve, I wasn't a big fan of horror movies.

I wasn't a big fan of horror mazes. I'm not even going to say a big fan. You couldn't catch me dead in a fucking haunted house, horror maze or any other structure. Well, yes. You won't get away. You'll be dead. I'll tell you, my fucking heart will give out.

It will give out. I'll tell you right now. I got, I fucking posted it on Instagram and Twitter, I think. I got fucking skinnamarinked in my own house the other night. I had like nothing but a string of Christmas lights on. And I turned to like go into my bedroom. It was completely dark in my apartment except this one string of lights. And there was a fucking dog toy just in the hallway looking up at me, this fucking dead, dead-eyed Santa Claus thing.

And it scared the shit out of me. I can't even imagine. in a haunted house. It's dead in under five minutes. Did a voice tell you to put a cheese doodle in your ear? No, I was already screaming and running into my bed. Okay. And then you were looking up at the ceiling light for a little while.

The problem with the haunted maze or any of that shit is like, it's the indignity of getting scared and of course. You know what I mean? I would be cool with the heart attack, then I'm out of there. But you're like, oh! Like, okay, great. Now, you know what I mean? Who knows what noise? Because you know, you don't want

look like a baby. Exactly. And now at this point, we all do do the dowager. We're scared. We don't just go like, ah, all right. Blah, blah, blah. Was a big fan of horror maze? I could handle horror movies, but there's something different with actual

people jumping out of the mazes at you. My girlfriend and I stood in line hearing people screaming along with the roar of chainsaws. My stomach tightened as my girlfriend. Why did you go this thing. This is yours. This one's on you. It's just sort of like, you know, just, oh, hey, how about we go to the movies instead? Or what about, you know, that new fucking Barnes

and Noble? Want to walk around there for an hour and a half? I want some old derelict townie to scare me so much. I shit blood. Jim, I'm sorry to say we couldn't get any chainsaws. What we do have is a DVD player, a DVD of Scarface, and a remote with a rewind button and a play button. And you know the other thing too? And I guarantee you this happens more often than not. I mean, they've made like horror movies about this, but like

there's definitely people at these things that like take it way too seriously. You know what I mean? And like getting way too into it. And I don't want to get like fucking roughed up either because that's just going to bother me. My stomach tightness. My girlfriend grabbed my hand saying, I can't wait to get inside.

Are you excited? I'm not. and being brave as we went along. I was doing okay. It jumped a few times, but nothing serious until we got to the clown section. Oh, man. Much like, I mean, I honestly, as soon as I, I'm with someone and they say, I can't wait to get inside the horror corn maze. I'm already thinking maybe not.

Maybe the end is in sight here. I can't wait to get into the horror corn maze. Are you talking about my backside? blah blah blah to leave the clown section much like Chris I'm not the biggest fan of clowns first of all writer

any dumbass horror maze horror house there's going to be dumb clown shit no matter what that's A number one you know what you're getting into this is again

why you just don't go in much like Chris I'm not the biggest fan of clowns the section was filled with small Christmas trees and a white flashing light off in the distance I can see the outline of a clown outfit, but I figured since I was far away, I could walk past it. As I blinked,

the clown got closer and closer. No, absolutely not. No, no. Lymical music played until the clown is right in my face, screaming, and then laughing. Fighterfly kicked in. I immediately dropped my girlfriend's head and bolted without even thinking. Oh, no, no.

Fight would have been better. Yeah, exactly. If you hit the dude, at least, you're like, oh, wow, I'm a tough guy or whatever. he's doing a force majeure and a shitty on it out oh no there's no coming back

dude it was the loneliest planet for that lady I'll tell you that much holy shit call his mama this relationship is dead tonight and she then even let out a loud

are you fucking kidding me no he's not he wasn't apparently this is why people will get laughing and saying oh she's it someone's in trouble oh definitely correct audience oh someone's in trouble oh she fishly walked back to her saying hey sorry about that I don't know what happened she did the problem I mean the problem with that is like if you keep this up you're going to get married and she's definitely going to bring this up at like the vows and whatever Just to give you, like, and rightfully so.

Rightfully so, the time you abandoned her to a psycho clown in the corn maze. This is right smack damn at the middle of the best man's speech. Everybody's heard this story. It's going to be involved. She didn't talk to me until we got out. I bought her a caramel apple and it was raining outside. She never let me forget about that night. I guess they're still together.

Wow. Shocking. That's amazing. You must be dynamite in the sack, man. You must be really, really packing it. That is true love, Tsar from Oregon. Yes. Have you ever been to a haunted house? If so, it was your experience.

They love you guys, six laughs. A czar from Oregon. Yeah, again, couldn't catch me dead in one. No. No, I just, I'm trying to think of anything like... I've been close to... I'll tell you right now, the closest I've come are those, like, carnival. It's a fun house where there's just like mirrors and lights and dipshit platforms and whatever.

But, like, not people touch. me and yelling at me with fake chainsaws and shit no way i wouldn't like that i wouldn't like that at all i just you know i just can't even i even as a kid i was never into like santa claus or anybody in any kind of a costume i was just not not no costumes no costumes i like i mean i i was a i was fond of bozo the clown as a kid remember bozo the clown bozo the clown bozo the clown in my brain fits in with my fear of fucking old-timey, like, Depression-era Halloween costumes. It's right in that same thing of low budget and creepy and old and that cannot do it. That's what informed my upbringing is that kind of stuff.

Oh, man. So I'm like minority reporting you here now. This is making so much sense all of a sudden. No, I mean, we went on haunted hayrides. Like that's as bad as bad as it got for me. And like that's just a guy. in the cheapest Michael Myers costume that it's available

running after you while you drive away from him comfortably. You know what? This is a sparking memory. I did one of those and it was the headless horseman, which was cool. Okay. That's an effort at least. This, I mean, this was very, I don't even think it was a real name. Was that dude on a horse or was he just walking around with the stupid thing

that made his head look at a horse? He's not the horse. Good for him. Wow, okay. And we were in a carriage on a horse. Did you go up to Sleepy Hollow to do it? That's right close to here. Yeah, it was either there with some knockoff somewhere else up

Yeah, the next next town over. Drowsy Meadows. Yeah, they're like, they give us all night quill and then they do the horror. Welcome to Saunders, New York. Listen, that horseman got around.

It wasn't just Sleepy Hollow. He came round. He was up in Saunders, Sauganis. What do you think he had the horse for? He was going around. Park the horse. he enjoyed a roasted brick chicken in this very city

he enjoyed it every day for lunch it's spooky everywhere guys look at this Laney B says the same thing happened to their 16 year old brother shoved his brand new girlfriend out the way to escape a clown yeah not gonna work out dude

not a scratch on it this is this should tell you we have to start like kids have to start preparing themselves these kids these boys, but it sounds like it's men specifically. I'm not going to cast aspersions or anything here. Yeah, what a shock. But you got to get your

friends to dress up like clowns and surprise you. Just in random places so that you are prepared for this when it happens. Because this is just not acceptable. No. I've been doing stuff like this. I mean, honestly, you should be shamed publicly for this stuff. Oh, man. I feel very, very, very

firmly about this. All right. All right. What's the next one here? This should be you, Andrew. Yeah, yeah. Okay. A cruise to the stars.

Hey, gang, this tale begins with you guessed it, a Star Trek cruise. I was re-listening to your Deep Rising episode and how you would be interested in themed cruises. Well, it doesn't get more thematic than this. We actually had a wonderful time cruising around Jamaica with some of the best. We met Jonathan Frakes. Whoa. Disgust. Yeah, right?

I mean, that's worth everything. penny. Whatever happens after this in this letter, which I've not read yet. Maybe this letter is work of our writers. This one was fiction. Maybe it was made up. They made it up. We discussed lifeboats

with Renee always pronounce his name wrong, aka Odo, rest in peace, by the way. And my girl Denise Crosby likes to party apparently. Oh, yes. Now we're talking. dude get down with

Denise Crosby that I would pay top dollar for get me in the pet cemetery tonight what year is this I have the fact that Tasha Yarr

is on the Star Trek cruise well she just does it now yeah she's just like when did when did fucking Renee die there's there's uh oh right

Renee Abichon I think like two or three years ago yeah yeah so it's at least that all right let's see she can throw back those unlimited cocktails

The Shat didn't make the boat that year Oh you don't say I have diarrhea I'm thinking about space If this is in the 90s Maybe after Sun's happening off screen Oh he died in 2019 So it's at least

Okay At least three or four years ago Let's see here celebrities often join excursions and enjoy the ship's amenities throughout the week when they're not hosting panels they want to drink and sit poolside just like the rest of us while they are people well yeah is this person doing like a copy for this uh cruise ship because this sounds great yeah let's see we booked a stingray excursion and none other than michael dorne and his partner joined us wow for the most part trekkies usually leave actors alone

unless invited into a conversation. Much like vampires. Yep. Yeah, you will speak when spoken to, Trekkie. Well, now you've spoken to me, so I'll suck your blood. Even decay, is it allowed to talk to me? And you, sir, are no decay. Let's see, it's the right thing to do.

Of course, that's for the most part, they say. We were enjoying the story. stingrays in warm water and even bumped into Michael as the waves picked up. Michael brought his own swimming goggles to see the rays from underwater. Yeah, I want to see the rays.

I really like that they're very majestic creatures. Dude, yeah. Good idea. If you're ever in the situation ever again, folks. Drown yourself. Michael Dord would then be forced to do CPR on you. Oh. Now you got a

story. I like this. there you go. Because I would be mad. If I saw Wharf with a stingray, I'd imagine he'd pick it up and rip it in half or something. Yeah, totally. Just pull it to pieces. Not put on goggles and go look at it.

Let's see. It's talking to people. We were instructed not to do so, but it's fucking Wharf. Let the man enjoy his goggles. Oh, instructed not to use goggles, she's saying. Yeah, yeah. But they are saying, I don't know who wrote this.

We were ushered back on the tender and wrapped ourselves in towels as we made our way back to the ship. By happenstance, my brother and I were literally sitting toe to toe with Dorney. It's very familiar. Get Dornie with Dorney.

Yeah, that nickname makes me uncomfortable. Dornie. Well, yeah, if you start with Dorney, you're not getting very far with that. Absolutely not. That's a get the fuck out of my face. Sir Dorn, if you will. We got to chatting with him About how smooth the stingrays are

Almost slimy It was super casual and relaxed Michael Dorn would have it No other way by the way Oh of course All we were missing were some cold cocktails About halfway on our return journey This woman in her 50s kept staring at Michael

With a goofy ass grin I was already having secondhand cringe Oh boy Yeah Yep Yep you know, it's going to be bad. Yeah.

Suddenly, she interrupted us and said, excuse me, Mr. Dorn. Better than Dorney. That's true. Fair. Yelling from across the boat there. He politely said hello back, and she said, I'm so sorry, but I told my mom that if I saw you,

I would have to, I would have to pinch your booty. What? No. She thought this was hilarious And we all just sort of stared at the bottom of the boat He said Oh no

Go ahead I got nothing I'm just really excited Oh okay here we go He said no thanks And wrapped himself in his towel a little tighter No thanks As you would Oh man that would yeah

Man oh and now look what happened And he was mostly quiet for the rest of the trip and was the first to disembark. I can't believe she was going to pinch my booty. I can't believe it. My fucking booty. Greg, did you hear that about my fucking booty? Her and her mom just talking about my booty all day long.

Wharf, your family has no honor. Your booty was bitch. Worf, you must fight me to the death now. waff, son of bog and pinchless booties. We must do a booty fight. Let's see. Have you ever been witness

to an awkward celebrity encounter especially when they're basically trapped in a tiny space with fans? Thanks for all the content boys. Best Amanda from the Bay Area. Well, thank you, Amanda. I don't know if I have an answer for this one.

yeah i'm trying to think i don't think i mean there's definitely been some bad uh q and a's that you come across yeah but that's but i don't have one right off the time i had that was really bad with that stuff yeah you know what all the fucking people that hang out outside walter reed during new york film festival when they know like the talent are going to be exiting that way because that's where the line of car services and it's all like the autograph hounds and whatnot there's been a couple I think Channing Tatum one time when what was it, um, Fox Catcher was out. It was just like, like

I'm just trying to get to lunch. Like I'm not signing, you know, I'm not here for fucking step up, you know. He should have, uh, gave him one of those. Plot him. Nice punch. Block him right in the face right there. Do, uh, reenact something from his hit movie

fighting. Oh, wow. Holy shit. I, uh, just that reminds me. I can't think of anything like any awkward celebrity thing if I can. I will tell but there was we were getting we my wife last year went to go see a public gold mine it was like one of those

New York film festival things and you and McGregor was supposed to be there and there were so many people with Star Wars shit that were they wanted to get signed oh my God and it's like that is not the place for that like he did and look he was really excited but he had COVID or had exposure

or whatever so he canceled which was kind of a big like oh and everybody left but there was so much Star Wars shit there that's embarrassing I do remember one now that I thought about the New York Film Festival

I did maybe the world premiere of the social network when it came out and the first Fincher Timberlake Eisenberg and I think Garfield were all there for it and the first question was to Timberlake and nobody

remembers this but at the same time he was voicing I'm sorry I forget the little bear from Yogi Bear A boo boo boo in Yogi Bear movie And the guy asked a question About Yogi Bear

No Yeah And like very clearly was not like Wasn't being serious Like was being an asshole Like was oh like a troll Yeah he was very clear like Did not mean it at all

And what did what did JT do He's like never mind that Next question Wow That's so funny. It's funny also that he played boo-boo when he was also famous for exposing, what, Janet Jackson's boo-boo? That's true. Yes, it's true. Yeah, just one boo. Speaking of a fucking social network, by the way, how funny is this? Someone, Scott, the chat says, worked on a movie with Michael Sarah and a random guy off the street kept asking him questions about the social network, and he wouldn't listen that it was not Lex Luther.

That's got to be so goddamn embarrassed. man just to like get to get it wrong like that so like loudly and proudly wrong that stinks yo i i know that it's not you wouldn't really i mean who knows who you know but do you know those guys from super bad those guys make me laugh so hard uh all right chris cabin yeah i'll do shake it and stirred uh hey w hm gang thank you for covering top gun maverick this you're, we got one. But,

but, you know, in all seriousness, it's okay to like a movie. It's okay to dislike a movie. And if we let you down, we apologize. Remember to tell your friends,

like and subscribe. I don't apologize. But Eric does. Yes. It's okay to hate Elron Hubbard. I do. It's easy to do that. We're talking all about hating

all that stuff on the episode. he's he's not a good guy why i about that uh we went to a 4 d x showing this past year absolutely not no i don't think so uh for the first time it took our family to go see topga maverick and 4dx uh our party included my grandma dad aunt brother and then myself my husband and our daughter i'm ready to die for tom cruise let's do it just shake me up let's do it um we stopped by a pizza place beforehand and had a few slices of New York style pizza. Now, this is in Idaho, so we're probably pretty off with the actual taste. Here's what it is. I've learned that I

think nearly universal when they say that, most places mean like, it's a big slice of pizza. It's a large slice of pizza. It's a big one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's probably correct. A taste of New York pizza here. Even my grandma told me, told my aunt that she didn't like it and it hurt her stomach. So that could be telling about where this is going. Come on. Fudge.

Going into the movie, we weren't sure what to expect with the 40X as we didn't know anybody that had experienced it before. Of course not because everyone hates it and anyone who goes to it, it's an accident like me and these fucking people. I've never been.

I don't like that they premiered it with Zero Dark 30. I thought that was a not great move. Generally speaking. just getting waterboarded while you're trying to eat popcorn. A lot of metal, like you hear pig destroyer just piped in directly into your ear. Eric, they do shoot fucking water at you. You do get sprayed with water. You do.

You start, wow, I feel like I'm in the movie. And then, dude, they feel like I'm in the movie. I feel like I'm in the movie. I feel like I'm in the movie. I feel like I'm in the movie. Where are my fingernails? Speaking of 4DX, by the way, anybody hear the Regal Union Square is closing? Fucking Travis.

R-R-I-P travesty. Fuck, man. Another one of our, you know, staple theaters. I remember I definitely saw the double feature of Black Dahlia and Beer, and Beer League with Andrew there. I was going to say, I was so hungover when we got to the

theater and I was so disgustingly hung over through all of Black Dalia and it's the only time I've seen that movie. So my review is like I was hungover. And then we stayed for Beer League and it was so fucking funny that like I laughed the hangover way. I tell that all the time, but I swear to you, I laughed my hangover way.

Yeah, it already helped us that day. But knew the seats moved and that it would spray water at you. After stopping by concessions for water and snacks for the kiddos, we headed in. Now, of all the movies we could have seen in 40X, I think this was the best one to do that with. We all had a blast and the expectation being grandma who had a very different kind of blast. oh no oh no it's gonna be ass or mouth well wait

it's a tease come on you gotta get it's a good little reveal here maybe both this lady is in her mid to late 70s it is about 4 foot 10 and maybe 100 pounds

so just a little Mexican grandma it was a hard to take my eyes off the show as the movie was a lot of fun and the the ride really brought the aerial combat and flight to life I would be, I would be vomiting even, I wouldn't need the bad pizza.

Like this would just be, I would be gone. Flight to life. But every now and again, I would hear a little, I doce meo or oh my God, and dance over to see grandma getting thrown around by the bench. Oh, no. Oh, man. And every time I would hear my dad laughing shortly afterwards. What a jerk.

well at least you know that like if he's keeping an eye on her like it's fine she's probably not dead if he's laughing at it probably there's a big B there uh about halfway through the movie grandma quickly excused herself and that was the fastest i've ever seen her move as she ran to the restrooms after about 10 minutes my aunt went to go check on her and brought her back my aunt said she had gotten sick from being shaken too much. And thrown up in the restroom. Apparently it took her a while to get back because she had made a mess. You're not going back after that.

If you're a little lady, like, you know what, dude? Tell me how it is. Strap back into that cockpit. We got a mission to do it. You're back in the box, grandma. Patrick went down. Take her to the Fandango, like five-year anniversary of the book club down. stairs and like just do that for a little while maybe hangman maverick abolita is down let's

swing in uh when she came back she stood by the end of our road to finish the movie that's smart move i say yep stay off the fucking carnival right there should be a cool down tent for that you know what i'm right three seats on the side of like you know what this is too much for me can i just like or even a button or like can i just stop this or shit and just watch you're totally right. Yeah. Because like the other thing is, if you are in the middle of a sequence, like, if grandma was going to hurl and she's fucking bopping all over the place and the high skies with Tom Cruise, you can't like get off it. eject, eject. I remember doing it for fucking Mission Impossible, like speaking of Tom Cruise movies.

And I was like, man, I really got to go to the bathroom. This thing is jostling me, but you have to wait until like the movie comes down. Jesus Christ. No seatbelts. I want to leave. like an old-fashioned lever to be crank it's over with now I'm just watching a movie like a fucking normal adult

like along with the Union Square regal they announce there's 40 regals across the country that are closing and it's like you know why because you keep blowing all this money and stalling fucking amusement park rides in your theaters and you don't even have orange slices for people who are trying to calm down afterwards and a nice fan maybe

yeah man after the movie we asked what she thought of it and she just said bueno bueno my aunt went on to translate my grandma saying she didn't want to go back to do that ever again I assume just thinking back on it brings a smile to my face poor grandma probably won't go to see a movie for a while have you guys tried out the 40x or do you have any stories to share I would love to hear about it alternatively, what's some of the worst food you guys have had lately. Thank you guys for all your work.

We appreciate your efforts. My husband and I are both factory mechanics and listen to you guys while we work. So we appreciate all the laughs. Anthony G. From Idaho. He, him from Idaho. I can answer the worst food I've had lately when we were. Oh, yes.

Salt Lake City, Utah. My goodness gracious. Now, this is my fault that I'm like, oh, I don't want to have, you know, Taco Bell everywhere. Sure. Yeah. Which is a mistake. I saw this happening. You were texting us.

I saw this is a mistake. It is a mistake. Yeah, I got a burrito delivered. And it was literally the worst Mexican food I've ever had my fucking life. And all you bastards out west saying, oh,

the East Coast could never have any good food from, you know, whatever. And it's like, my fucking God, it was awful. But you got to know your audience. You got to know where you're at. You got to know, like, sometimes a lot of cities don't do late night food terribly well you know what i mean just

yep this it's an eye-opening experience and i've now gone out of the world and realized a lot of these cities just don't have the juice that's why we need fucking gabris and pally to get that goddamn show renewed on true tv yeah so they can keep going to places and i can keep you know track of it that's when we went to denver that show took care of a lot of what we were fucking eating and doing man that's what you're you need because otherwise you're in Denver like me and Steve speaking of worst Mexican you've ever had your life

at a place that I think was literally called three margaritas I'll throw him under the bus who is fucking awful so the worst fucking food I've had Mexican food bus stations better than that I guess you have to be in California huh the rest of the West is just garbage Ben's seeming like that I

last summer I went to I just ordered normal like spaghetti meatballs wasn't that hungry. So it's just like, have some of it. What I got was technically that it was angel hair pasta with a really

watery to me, like, I mean, it was, like, I mean, it was. A half a cup of, a half a cup of water and some tomato paste. I'm pretty sure is what I got. And then there were peas in it as well. The peas. You can't have the peas. I'd rather pee.

I'd rather actual pee and piss in my fucking spaghetti. It was pretty bad. I got to say it was really really it disappointed me. Oh wow. Yeah. I didn't need that. I didn't need that at all. I just like I'll starve. Thank you. So what do we think? One more we would do questions.

Why don't we blow through this last one? And while you're reading this one, Steve, folks, get some get some cues in, y'all. And I will weigh some cues. Questions. Questions. Come on. Chat. So here it goes. Somebody's watching Steve. Hi, gang. Hey, Steven.

So how long you've been ogling Steve? Mr. Sadek, I regret missing the opportunity to meet you in person back in November of last year. At the time, you're the guest of the museum I worked at, Lachma. If my memory serves me correctly, I was fresh off the clock and decided to meet up with my coworker at the welcome plaza to discuss recent shenanigans. We're at five minutes into our little chat where I stopped mid-sentence to gaze upon the family. scene. Is that Stephen Sadek? I asked aloud. To which my co-worker responded casually with, who the fuck is

Steven Sadek? Great question. Great question. Like an idiot, I let you go about your way. Stephen, just let you know, I was about to make an ass out of myself. If I had met you, my plan was to go up, walk up to you as if I was approaching a helpless animal and greet you with, hello, Mr. Sadek, I'm a big fan of we hate movies. You obviously don't know me personally, but you've talked about me in a mailbag episode. Wow, that's just getting

like... Ooh, twice. I know. Exception here, yeah. Whoa, dude. What did it happen now? Or did it happen now now? Now. So how long are you been bowling, Steve? Thank you very much. Uh, then I was about to show you my lack of work badge

and introduce myself as John. Uh, to the rest of... Oh, you know, I was going to show you my work ID to prove I wasn't crazy. Uh, to the rest of the gang, I would approach you the same man or her. However, I'd be much more cautious with Chris for some reason. I'm a feral animal. It's true. I will.

I got my hackles get up very quick. He enjoyed 2023. John from Los Angeles. This guy even DMed to me. He's like, oh, I saw you, blah, blah. I was like, I'd just come up. It's fine.

It's a little, it's a little spring in my step. Don't be weird about it. Don't be creepy. Don't pretend that we've been having a conversation because we certainly have it. We don't have inside jokes because I don't know you. But I'd be like, hi, my name is so and so. I like your thing and blah, blah, blah. Absolutely.

more than likely it'll be very nice to it's always very nice I guarantee you unless it's something we put on a t-shirt I don't remember the bit exactly I'm not trying to be rude it's just it's a lot of drug use and a lot of episodes you're stupid soft serve ice cream am I right oh yeah man oh yeah all the time like every weekend bro all day every day yeah just a quick oh wow generic yeah you're generic

fuck face how about that generic man says I met I kind of agree with this. You know what? When this happens, by the way, D. Shuba, you got to fucking take them out. I saw a feteeve at work this week made me do a double take. Was that a rotten son of a bitch, George Santos? Because that guy looks a little too much like me. Yeah, dude, you know what? You know what? If that guy starts trying to grow a beard, dude, I'm in huge trouble. There's trouble. There's trouble. He grows a beard and becomes shorter. I think they're really in trouble. I had, I didn't put that

together at all. Maybe S&L will call you up. Oh. Ooh. Yeah, that would feel really good. All right. You look like this con man. We got some cues here.

Let's see if we can aim. Someone asks, no fuel for fun, that is. No fuel, no fun. Says, how many viewings of a talking cat is too many? Two. I have to be on four or five.

and you can talk me into it later this year. It's still too much too much too soon. We've done it. But you can talk me into it like as of June of this year. I think I can go for it. If I'm in the right mood, if it's fucking two o'clock in the morning and I don't want to go to sleep

and I want to make a huge mistake, you put on a clock, talking cat, and I'm laughing. I don't think I could do it solo, but like if you wanted to get in on like an Amazon party watch, dude, like I would do that. And then we could like talk to each other

while we're watching it. With my wife, I'm saying. My wife and I like to watch. Oh, oh, oh, no. Chelsea wouldn't go for that. Rightfully so. Steve Sadek, who thinks John Ford made cars. You are going to get on the fourth or fifth talking cat fucking watch.

Why not? What am I doing? Oh, damn it, Steve. Oh, great. Let me watch fucking stage coach at 2 o'clock at the morning. No, I'm falling a fucking sounds great. I think I'd rather watch stageco. Yes.

Do it. John Ford made cars by you are a fucking bitch. Chris. That was incredible. Oh, man. All right. Let's see. This is a programming question. Scott asked any chance of doing more classic Hollywood films on WLM or WHM. His favorite apps are Casablanca. It's a Wonderful Life. Also, do we plan on doing a show in Vegas? Okay. The Vegas thing is interesting because we are the only pro-Mafia podcast. No one's been asking us to, play Vegas. I assume because Mickey Mouse owns the place now. I mean, you would know this better person who lives in Vegas is, are there like, you know, like reasonable venues? Like I'm not, we're

not going to be playing the Copacabana anytime soon. I will only play the Copacabana. I need a big stage. And if you get me a big stage, we will do like a three hour WLM on casino. But you got to give me the big stage. Then

I'll do it. Well, you got to get people to come too, man. I don't know what, what kind of numbers we pull in the desert. Maybe our L.A. friends could come take a drug-fueled drive out, you know? What you got to do is make people think they're coming to see the movie, and then they're wrong. You put like with Joe Pesci Q&A, but there's like a tiny asterisk, and then even tinier asterisk at the bottom that's like Joe Pesci impersonation. Joe Pesci impersonation. We're not bringing someone out. It's always a great move to work against the audience.

It always gets a friction and that's what you want. What was the first part of this question? I forgot. I forgot. But you know, actually, whatever. Here's the next one. This is a little self-promotional one. I remembered it was the

classic Hollywood episodes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We are going to be doing more of them. Definitely in November there will be one. I don't know about before that, but there will be more of those. We always try to do one in November at least. Yes. Pat is looking forward to

to Scream 6, the trailer released today. Well, I think we could shamelessly plug that we might be talking about that next Monday on this very YouTube channel here, Pat, on WHM on screen live, which is our new streaming show that we are

doing Mondays, talking about the business, talking about trailers, all that good stuff. Life love in the entertainment industry. Yeah, exactly. That's that's right. They called me Stepy Doors. Man,

we should have Tobo on on screen live. Dude, to be awesome. I would love it. I would love it. Is he still doing that podcast or what? Probably not, right? I would love it. I don't know. I have an answer to that. It was one of those things where it would release every like three and a half years. There'd be like two two new episodes or whatever, which is fine. He's very busy. So I just kind of unsubscribe, you know.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, this is a follow up to the Vegas thing, though. someone says do a casino episode live from the mob museum is that a real thing holy shit I'm sure it is I would like I'd also do I'd also play a show in Cantobite if possible Oh definitely

I would do that I mean but I I Casino I needed to be the big stage or I have to be in uh on my fat ass in the recording studio I would one or the other I will not be taking any other place for casino only the

big stage so the at the actual casino you'd be off your ass I mean, like Bobby Zium, maybe we could do Godfather part three. That's, you know, it's too long, but what the hell? We'd have to do that Coda cut, though, right? Yeah, I still haven't seen that. Me neither. Let's see, someone says, going to do on screens on TV shows as well.

Yeah, we will be covering TV on on screen live. That's definitely a thing that's going to happen. Maybe if some of us get to that video game. We will. Yes. to what Andrew is saying we will be covering the last of the Walking Dead.

We will be absolutely minute by minute. That's what I'm nervous about. I know we want to try and do that on Monday. We'll talk about it. I just can't get up for another zombie thing, guys. Is it zombies?

It's like zombie adjacent. I thought it was just like post-upon. Mushroom zombies. It's mushroom zombies. Yeah. I don't know. I watched the first episode. I watched the first episode.

I feel confident in my calling at the last of the Walking Dead. Well, I mean, we'll see. I mean, I like the intro. The intro is really good. It reminded me that this is the guy who did Chernobyl. Oh, okay. But afterwards, it just, it really does remind me almost immediately of walking dead, like dynamics, the way the world is set up, everything.

I was like, it just, it seems exactly like this. Uh-oh. But whatever, maybe, I mean, I love Bella Ramsey. She's fantastic. And Pedro Pascal is also very good. I love Bella Ramsey. from Game of Thrones The young girl who's on Game of Thrones

She's like the tough one Oh yeah she was on Bear Island under She's the new new heir to the throne of Moormount Remember Jora Moremount Oh yeah yeah yeah She's like taking his seat I think Got it got it got it yeah yeah Okay let's see here

Get some other questions about so many things Came up with people talking about Vegas I don't know maybe it is a good idea Let's see here Come on everybody just keeps talking about Vegas We're not going to do the big short. Just give up on that one. We're not, I know that's got a big vaguest part.

Someone asks, what are some of our quick thoughts on 2022's prey? I love it. It was one of my favorite of the year. I actually really love the Comanchee version in particular. I don't know. That's the only one I've watched so far, by the way. Yeah, I watched it. I watched the Comanche version and then I watched the English version.

I don't know. For some reason, the Comanche version really grabbed me. I think it's maybe also I was watching a lot of kung fu movies with subtitles at the time I was like in a subtitle mood yep I still haven't gotten there yet which is a huge it's a huge stand in my

movie watching career I gotta get gotta get on it it's really hell yeah you know what Steve it'll be there for you man when you get there he's got to watch a talking cat for the fifth time I'm sorry yeah I'm gonna go back to that

wow you're slamming Steve dude like you don't just sit up watching Letterman YouTube's all night that's true that's what I do still better use of time than a sixth go at a talking cat Dennis douchebags

talking cat I forget the guy's name Decato his name is David DeCato thank you very much I'm sorry 99 credits on IMDB Chris Gavin that's 199 more than you have Can I tell you

go to his filmography watch all this pornos here's a really weird thing that was happening right now it was very Ghostbusters too Chris, as you were yelling and getting louder and louder here in New York there's like a thunderstorm is rolling in and you were starting to yell and like lightning was crashing

outside my, it's happening right? Yeah, that's incredible. It's for murder. My theory at that movie really does bring out just like the elemental forces. It's at that fucking movie. All right, here's someone asked a very important question for season three is the Mandalorian Hathauer coming back in March.

It is. The answers yes. Yeah. absolutely is we're going to plan on doing it we're going to do it which is good we skipped Andor because we're stupid well we didn't know no better you know I also think that's not exactly a show

like a week by week I kind of liked that looking at it from a full It was nice to let Andor simmer a little bit right and Eric by the way next week people are going to be able to find out where that andor discussion is that's right on the Gleap glossary our Star Wars side show

we'll not only be discussing the expanded universe history of Mon Mothma, we'll also be talking about and or season one in full. Yes, and we'll also be talking about a talking cat again. Talking cat commentary track also available on Patreon. It is true. I will say this Gleap Glossary, your new friend, Eric, David, really, he really shines this episode. I think he really is, it comes into his own here. the soundboard droid is back and the episode is over 90 minutes so enjoy it's a big one he's

no secret track this time that's full on talking 90 minutes it's real this time we swear uh so maybe take like a couple more here sure all right uh let's see here someone wants to know our thoughts on hulu hellraiser if we call it if so what were they still have still i'm still happy i know that you you two guys didn't like it and I was like alright that I'm good you know yeah I was let down it was a bummer it looks like shit I mean like I mean you just can't see it I guess

it doesn't even look like shit you can't see anything I don't know if it looks like shit or not that's the thing it looks it's just like it's like that fucking scene in in Hase of Dragons when the niece and the uncle are about the fuck and you can't see anything around you

and like yeah you were furious about that for weeks Chris I remember what what is this like everybody was complaining about fucking solo and they were like you know what will work if we do more of it and like double down triple quadruple down it's just like natural lighting thing that where we think we can get away with it but you can't you need to light things

like we've been lighting things for over 100 fucking years god damn it like it just it looks so like I and like maybe there was interesting imagery there but like if I don't see the delineation and it's all like it all looks like digital shit like I what am I going to do with that You're right. Absolutely nothing. Someone, I won't count this as one towards,

because I'll just answer it really quickly, but I think it's important in case anyone wanted to participate and listen to Request Month and was thinking about this. Andy asked, would it be in poor taste to call in my regular request of Warlock, given the Julian Sands News? Yeah, because we wouldn't do it. We hope that that dude is all right. But if that doesn't turn out.

You know what? I'm hope, call it in, and let's all just hope that it all works out. And then we're like, oh, I remember that crazy story from last month, the Julian Sands that he's totally fine, drinking tea somewhere very comfortably. I'd like that. That's the world I want to live in. I hope he's okay. It's really tragic news that he's missing. And I love Warlock and it would have been a great episode, maybe down the line. I actually have a giant poster of it in storage because I'm just a fan of it, you know. I mean, one day we will do a very inappropriate WLM on a room with a view. And I was sing his praises and that. And or the weirdest movie anyone's ever made Switch. Anyone see Switch? Oh, boy. No, I have not. What is that one?

What is a movie where there's a guy, a nobody guy actor is a whatever, a womanizer. And he dies by all of his girlfriends who he's cheating on, murder him. And he is reincarnated as sexy Ellen Barkin by the devil played by Julian Sands. Oh, no. Jimmy Smith. It's one of the weirdest movies that I've ever made. It's horrible. Blake Edwards, too. Yeah. Oh, what? Yeah. It's like a

wackadoo comedy. You know what it sounds like, by the way, that sounds to me, the first thing I thought of Grade A Tales from the Crip motion picture. Yeah, yeah. That's a Tales from the Crip story, right? I was banging all these

broads and then they got all on top of me, see? And they killed me. Then I came back as a dame. And it looks like a quote in IMDV, Julian Sands is not even in it. Is it, or is it Bruce Glover maybe? Or did I did I mix that up? Steve, what you do? Oh, well, the good news is you can call in that movie.

Bruce Paul, I mean, all right. Oh, I didn't do Julian Sands play the relic in the relic? No, right? No, probably not. We said we're going to be quick with this question. Yeah, sorry. All right. Here's here's a good one to close out the night here. Monica

What would you do if you were James Gunn running D.C.? Shutter, the whole building. We, oh. I do that was coming. No, we get into this a lot a little bit in our upcoming Black Adam. But for me, I'm just looking, I can't believe that Julian Sand is in that movie. Anyway, for me, I just think the movie is slow down one movie at a time. and just stop connecting shit.

Just stop connecting. Find a good director. Find a good whatever screenplay a good pitch and just let that movie exist and then maybe make another. And if it works out, make a sequel to that movie and so on and so forth. Let's go back to like one or two

a year total tops. Yeah. Yeah. It gets some directors in there and give them a little autonomy. Let them have a little fun with these because the thing that we've been losing is personality in these movies. It all feels just like one,

the same storyline, the same look to everything. Like, nothing really changes where you have different directors and, like, most of it, like, you get a little bit more flare, of course, with the Taika Watiti because of the colors. But like, everything else just kind of seems very formulaic. Like these people

make their movies. Like, just don't edit them to shit. Don't do the whole thing. Just let them make it. Yeah. Believe in an idea and let it happen, which would be kind of cool. That would be nice. Cabin, you mentioned Tyca there, dude,

and we should mention once again, moment.co slash we hate movies. That's where you can pick up tickets for our Thor, grab ass and love and thunder live show. Right, which we're not planning on re-releasing or anything like that. So get your tickets now if you want to experience that.

That's right. It's going to be like this but better. Oh, much better. We got tons of tricks up our sleeves for that. I don't know if we had a contest going again, but I did buy a stupid t-shirt. Ooh, I like that. And it's a double dose of loserdom. It's a loser t-shirt, two ways.

That's my tease for it. I like that. Yeah, so Moment.com slash we hate movies for those tickets. And that's a January 26, 9 p.m. Eastern extended replay. for a week after that if you can't catch it live Moment.co slash we hate movies and of course

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But that's going to do it for this episode of WHA mailbag. I will say, a raucous and very successful first outing for the mailbag this year. Yes.

Good start. Tut tut. Indeed. So that's going to do it. Until we open the mailbag again, and by the way, I should mention, sorry,

get your letters in for next time. We All Hate Movies at gmail.com. So now we will sign off until we open the mailbag. back again i'm andrew jupin stephen zadak eric ciska chris gabin have a good night everybody bye-bye That was a hate gum podcast.