S13: WHM Mail Bag: Bad Ari Aster Audiences, DCP Disasters & 1970's Chimps-for-Hire!
00:00I don't knowWelcome to W.H.M.M. Mail.Bag everybody. My name is Andrew Jupin and, well, I got three friends who are going to join me tonight who all can read above like a fourth grade reading level. I'm like on a third grade, but making progress every day, folks. Let's see. You know him. You love him. Eric Siska. Oh, actually, I have trouble with the alphabet. What level is that? I think that's kindergarten. Oh, I don't know. Maybe. I'm at a kindergarten reading level. Hey, that's cool, man. ACD, right? That's how it goes. That is right.dude. And let's see, Mr. Chris Cabin.I mean, you've read George R.R. Martin. That's definitely second grade at least.Yeah, I can't. That's, that can't be too high, but it can't be too low either.I read that and I read ransom notes. Oh, damn. So that's definitely fourth grade. No, we're up.The ransom notes are much higher than R.R. Martin. I wear a belt with my big boy pants.
01:27And speaking of writing ransom notes, Mr. Steven Sadeg.I'm a, obviously, I can read the top tier.This is Mutant X.It's a 1990s comic book series where Havoc,Cyclops' brother, goes into another dimension.Always like that.Does he have fucked up eyes too?No, he's got like fucked up teeth.
01:52Yeah, he just shoots like circles at you, you know.You're just shooting circles.Energy circles.It's a very powerful man.Hey, folks.So the cool thing is, one thing we're going to plug right off the top,we have new items in our merch store,which is wild.
02:11Should have you go to wh-h-mnpodcast.com,click on that merch tab.We have new T-shirt designs for both the King Kong Live show,which we're going to talk to you about in one sec,and also the new incredible design for our spring tour,both of which, of course, designed by our brilliant friend,Philippe Sobrero.Hell yeah.
02:30Um, but so Eric, we did a show last Thursday. Is that right?We did on King Kong. Peter Jackson's King Kong. Not your grandmama's King Kong.Not your 1933, Dusty King Kong. Just your father's King Kong. Just your father's King Kong. Was your granddaddy's Craig Kong three fucking hours? I don't think so. We got, you got more Kong than your daddy did.No, because it was a responsible 100 minute.But that show, which was live last Thursday, in where we also, on top of talking about Peter Jackson's epic three-hour King Kong adaptation, we also had a little after party where we were aying some cues and, you know, smoking a little bit and whatnot.I ate a banana.You did.Sure did, buddy.
03:23What was it laced with, dude?Something from any which way you can.Yeah, that's right. I went to the zoo afterwards and had sex with an ape.And if you download this, if you get this now, you can get this footage and get it in slow motion.You can get slow-mo.Oh, yeah.And you can replay it as much as you want.And you can use that for whatever you want.
03:42I mean, whatever you want.Deep fake it all you need to.At the actual live shows, which we'll talk about in a couple of seconds, those you can't jerk off at.At your own house, dude, you could do whatever you want.That is true.now speaking of filming stuffI'd facial ask Chris Cabotbut a couple times oh yeah that's right
04:01that's excellent we all live togetheryeah that was like every night that's what Chris you were like it's time for my showerit was in the bathroom it wasn't a bathroom Eric's right about thatI don't know of course because then I came in with the mop afteryes man I am not sleeping the nightby mop you mean tongue yesoh yeah yes I tongueed it dudeoh Jesus Christ all this to say here's a fucking clip
04:23from the King Kong showIf you want to see what that was like.fucked up by his experience therehe didn't even want to live because every time heclosed his eyes you saw fucking penisplants trying to suck his head offthey do itthose penis plants do it
05:07they get it yeah they doI've seen a lot of different movies where a guy's headgets sucked offmost of them have deal withAndy well I have Andy Warhol as the directorthree of them todayand Adrian Brody and Damia Wattsare instantly horny for one another
05:23oh my God yeah there's like a meat cutewhere like she thinks the other guy is himand she thinks he's hotterand then like that's kind of a jokeand then like she's just givenshe's given her classicNaomi wants open mouth breathing at peoplethat's what's happening
05:37there's a lot of looking upat the monkeyI know you manvery horny lookwe did me as KongSteve why don't you demonstratethis horny look for everyoneget more of the breathing
05:50I need to hear more of the breathingyeah let's do it again Steve do it againthat guy's horny as fuckhow horny he isoh mannot since Phillips Seymour Hoffmanin happinessoh man
06:04there's a little bitof a disparitybetween Naomi Wattsand myselfnot muchdon't sell yourself shortit's about three inchesshe's probably
06:14at least three inchestall than I amoh definitelyat the very leastI would have guesseda whole half footcut towe're getting
06:22closer to the islandbecause people are gettingmore and more scaredincluding Colin Hankswho has a big bad nightmareabout the word fognot about fogabout the word fog
06:34and he sees the mapbut it says fogand he was books hit differentlyback then too rightI just I saw fogit was in the John Carpenter fontit freaked me out manit freaked me out
06:48and then but it comesthat like thethey can't likethey're essentially hitting the wallbecause the captain is like, Jack Black,I don't want to fucking do this anymore.I want you off my fucking ship.Yes.
07:01Well, because he finds out that the fucking cops are coming for him.And the movie,I'm sitting here like,it's fucking going on 45 minutes.We're not even at the island.And then the movie dares to tease mewith literally turning around.The captain's like,
07:14no, no, no, no, no,we're not going there.I just got a thing over the, you know,the wire.You're wanted.We're going to make a left for Singapore.We're going to Rangoon.I'm going to have delicious dumplings filled
07:26with cream cheese. They're telling me there mightbe a movie on Skull Island. We can'tgo there because we have tojust hang out on this boat for45 minutes. There's a 25foot gorilla. Oh, we have to delay that.Delay all seeing this 25foot gorilla. I don't want everyone
07:42to see this. 70 minutesuntil you see King Kong.For all that, the biggestshut the fuck up moment for meout loud in my homewas when fucking Jamie Bell islike, I'm reading this book called Hard a Dock?Oh, dude. Do you know what that's about? Have you heard of a movie that's based on it?
08:01Why does Marlowe keep going up the river, Mr. Hayes?Mr. Hayes, what's a theme?It's not an adventure story, is it, Mr. Hayes?Mr. Hayes, I made another boom, boom. Can you wipe?There you go, gang. There's just a little taste of a two hour plus.you know jay you didn't let me set up that clip because that's when i was working with these guyswe just had so much fun on that one so much fun on the set for that last thursday yes availableuntil this thursday april 27th moment dot ceo slash we hate movies that's right uh but steve
08:41the fun doesn't stop just with internet live shows is that correct no no these are the now the onesi'm about to talk about you are not allowed to masturbate at at all so get that done aIt's a jerk in a flick-free zone.If you put your hand in your pocket and it's in your pants aren't off, I can't,I can't kick you out.Maybe the theater staff will.They got people watching for pocket pool.Don't think they don't have people watching for pocket pool.
09:07Wow.I've gotten away with it a lot.We are going to the West.We are going to the West Coast.Yes, indeed.Just actually less than three weeks, three weeks from like Thursday, actually.I'm in a three-a-half weeks.Holy shit.
09:20On May 18th, we're going to be at Cobbs.comedy club talking about StarTrek 4. TheVoyage show, thankfully that's on the titlecard. Oh, that slip your mind.It's the Star Trek 4, there'ssomething or other.To play at home. By the way, can I see that one more
09:35time? That's an amazing Philippe's Aura tour.Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes, it's alsoa reveal of Philippe's art here.That's right. This is the debut.At the end,because what you're going to see, folks, is justlike these pieces, and then at theend, I'm going to show you the full
09:52poster. The whole McGillah. So who's the voyage home, by the way? Because the whales aren'tfrom the future and we're taking them to the future. They have to go. It's the the cruise voyagehome. Yeah. Oh, right. Around the moon and the whatever. It's my voyage home. I haven't been toSan Francisco in fucking forever. And we haven't been to San Francisco in that's fucking forever.Yeah, totally. Thanks a lot. COVID. So we're really really excited to get out there.Yeah, we are dying to get out there.I mean, yeah, because of President Trump's lockdowns that he instituted on the country.That's why we weren't able to get there.
10:30That's why.Yeah, we apologize for that.But just a few short days after our trek to San Francisco, Eric, we're winding up down southern California way.That's right.That's right.Los Angeles, May 22nd, we'll be talking about twins at the Hollywood Improv.There it is.Look at those sunglasses.
10:52on those handsome goopy gentlemen.Donnie. Come to L.A.See the sides. Maybe we'll eat a hot dog and match clothing at every moment we can.Now, we should say for this one, gang, low ticket alert for this one.So if you're thinking of coming, you know, from parts yonder or if you're in L.A.and you're still sleeping on getting them ticks, get them ticks.Jump on it.That's right.
11:20now June 15thwe will be back east of coursedoing a really cool thingat the state theater New Jerseyit's going to be a we love movies episodeall about the bird cageand what what's thatI'm just getting something in from the desk here guys
11:37hang on oh shit oh my godno no that dude's not on TV anymoreno actuallysomething about an updated graphic for this onebecause I mean I think Philippe'sart is amazing. But they're saying here's an updated graphics. So hang on. Let me load that in.Oh, that's, oh, that's what that is. It's going to be a great show, but you'll never know it.Sold out. Yeah, that's sold out. So that's going to be really, really exciting. We're so stoked to play our first show in Jersey.
12:12Yeah. That has not happened a while. FYI, that was my impression of Billy Crudup in the movie Sleepers, where they're about to murder Kevin Bacon.they were at the bar and like the brisket is good here but she'll never know it oh man yeah it's beenso long since i've seen that movie is that a dad for noon what i don't know about what time a daywhat time it depends on the dad pretty pretty intensely i got to tell you i think that's likethat's like a 10 p.m. or like a yeah or a yeah i don't know because there's not really a good time towatch sleepers. Just don't do it, kids.It's a rough movie, man. It usedto be on T&T TVS all the time
12:55though. You could find it at11 a.m. Oh, and you could find itwith some parts cut out. That'sfor damn sure. Kevin Bacon'ssmiling still there, butwhat do you want?Brought to you by four trucks.Yeah, totally, dude. Like a
13:13rock. Blow job.Just cutsend real quick it's a fight club thinga blow jobhere isthe full posterout for this look at this manawesome gorgeous stuff
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13:46and everything else in the store up to 35%off great timeto get some newwe hate movies threads folksyou're sorry Bobthe coolest one in your schoolnow this is a mailbagand as such I understand
14:00we have some letters to readso who wants to jump outin front herewhy don't let us start with Steveokay we'll do it betteraudience is rudehey guyslong time listener and patron here
14:15that's how you get your litter read by the wayOh, yeah, that'll get you right to the front of the line.Right this way, sir.Here's the proof of my Walsh level membership.Oh, right this way.No, we never check.I had an experience this weekend that I felt worth, worth discussing and getting your input.My partner and I went to see Bow's Afraid this weekend, which we both enjoyed, but not without some audience issues.
14:39When you go to the movie, when you go to the movie is enough, you will inevitably have a bad audience experience and I try to accept that.That's a very fair way to live your line.You know what I mean?You know what I mean?The way you want that to roll out, though, is when the, you know, when the Reaper comes for you. And it's a bad experience, you want it to be a movie that while you're watching it, you are just absolutely not liking it all. I was so lucky. I had a bad crowd for fucking Evil Dead Rise because no thank orino for that fucking movie. I still want to check it out. But yeah, I feel like you're probably going to be. It'll be a hearty rental for you, dude.No reason to see him in the theater.It's become a bit of an Ari Aster traditionwhere my partner and I are always have
15:25and I always have terrible theater neighborsduring his movies.For Bo's afraid, the entire row we sat atwas full. It was a small theater, so roughly8 to 10 people per row.How many rows? What's the way? I mean, you mean 200 fuckingthe full thing.Let's stop reading. Let's wait until we find out
15:46how many rows.We'll come back to this letter.Quick thing on assigned seats and the rows and all the things.Like, you know, you're going in.One thing I'd like to advocate if Joe Biden is watching, which I'm sure he is.Definitely.Here's your graphic.It's got all your seats, right?
16:04How do I get YouTube off the TV?Hey, Dr. Jill, I want to get YouTube on the TV.What do you mean?Why are you mean?He's afraid. He can't be afraid.He's gone up to have me.Oh, man.Oh, no.
16:19Oh, no.I did not set that up.That was a monkey's paw stocked and belowed scenario.Wait a minute.Well, wait a minute, man.I thought I was watching Wee Hey movies.What the heck's a low five beat?But so you got your graphic here.
16:37It's got all your seats.You're going to pick your seats.All I want is a little part of this graphic to have the door where I could leave to go to the bathroom.Because that's going to really inform my.decision whether I go left or right.Also show me how far it isand show me the little peepie guyicon like down here
16:56you know like yeah. I know where the bathroom isbut no I really want to knowwhich side of the graphicbecause it's so easy you've got everything else in thererepresented where the screen is. Yep. Just give youa little box where the door is that I'm enteringthrough and those seats will fill upfaster because I will be like oh cool I want to sit
17:11on the side if I have to go to the bathroom I'm likeI don't have to climb over 20 people.Absolutely. I mean because you can be sospecific about like, you know, the layout of the seats.Like, I know there's one auditorium that I was actually for Evil Dead Rise that I knowquite well, uh, in the Lincoln Square Theater that, um, it's K-17.I pick it all the time because it's behind a handicap row where the space in front of you isfor if someone needs wheelchair access.
17:39So a lot of the time you are fucking go for groups to just kick them legs out, man.It ruled.Do you want to let that information out?the wild next time I was like um I'm sorry Andrew K-17 has been taken now but the question isSteve is that the real seat number or oh oh do I totally not remember it's a game of chess withnobody yeah uh yeah terrible neighbor's darkest movies for Bose to pray the entire rowsuh side of 8 to 10 people per row and everyone uh except us was talking and using their phonefor minute one onward and I could see this coming from I saw Bose afraid last week at the
18:15Elimo and I knew for a fact that there wasgoing to be some miserable experiences becausethe audience really needs to pay attentionand they're not going to do it. I think thisis going to just have to be something you get usedto with Arioster movies. They're justgoing to like I remember evenhereditary. There's like these people
18:32who just would not accept it likeand in Bo's afraid I saw it thisweekend as well. I enjoyed it for the most partand I had people likewhat the fuck? Yep.I mean I don't mind the what's the fuckor whatever, but like...Pretty audible.
18:47Very audible.Not just whispering.Very,they were like three or four rows back.And also like being on the phone is shitty.I had a bet.It's funny you saw,um,
18:59Bo at the Alamo Steve because that's where I saw Hereditaryand it's still the only time I've seen that movie.And it's why I think I'm kind of like still just whatever about it was myexperience was fucking horrible between all the fucking plate clangin and the silverwarejangling.dude, but this isn't really a horror movieso that changes the dynamicattached to the horror. Anyways.
19:22I just think also if I was smellingchicken wings during that movie,I wouldn't have liked it as much as I did.The guy next to me was goingsnack crazy.Oh, good for him.He had the popcorn of pizza.Did he put the popcorn
19:37on the pizza? No.Now I really want to try that.Oh, I'm sure it's terrible. This is sadlynothing new nor is a special issue. However,of this movie for the first hour gave me suchanxiety that I eventuallydecided we have to move to a differentspot in the theater. I could not stand
19:53sitting there for another two plus hours.This was not an instancewhere I asked anyone to please be quietor put away their phones because it wasthe entire row of people.Far too shy to usually do that anywaysand some people really don't takekindly to be reminded there in public
20:09and to be considered to others around them.It is a risk. It's total risk.Always a risk. I'm alwaysI'm kind of surprised wedidn't get a scene like this inBo as a phrase.Going to a movie theater and everybody'stalking and using a phone all
20:23at all time very loudly andlike bullying him. I kind ofwant, yeah, like a couple of shorts fromArioster. I don't think this movie's going to take offfinancially. Again, I really like it.But like Bo goes to the movies.Bo goes toa restaurant, you know what I mean?
20:39Here's what it is. Okay. It's allunder the umbrella of likeBo is bothered.And it's just like all these places where he's just being fucked with repeatedly.Ooh, sweet day I would watch that.Far too shy, do that anyway, blah, blah, blah.The rest of the time, the rest of our time with theater was fine, so I know I made the right choice.However, our first Ariasra experience, Hereditary was far worse.
21:04It was a nearly full theater with a lot of audience being teenagers who I think you expected your run-over-the-mill horror movie.Sometime around the halfway part of the runtime, large groups of the audience began to turn.on the movie laughing at everythinguntextually funny and awkward moment.Making rude comments about thingsthat were happening in the movie.Oh, wow.Rude.
21:24Oh, Gabriel Byr, but you're Toasty.A man lost his life.Warming there.And Down's apartment sucks.Toasty!Da-da-da-da.I mean, rude comments with things happening in the movie.And the most prevalent was
21:45when people began making the clicking noiseof their mouth like the charactersyou're doing in the movie.That's kind of tough.That's kind of tough.I could only roll my eyes so much of theimmature comments andabout people being naked and
21:59an R. Aster movie.Somehow I made it through to the end and left thetheater overhearing all the wannabecritics talking about how much they hatedit. I still ended up liking the movieand want to see it again just so I can hopefullywatch it with a better audience.I don't recall anyone asked us in the past, but do you have any
22:15instances where you recall the audience turned on the movieyou were watching, forcing you enjoycomments and razzing while possiblyruining the movie while you wantedeveryone to just quietly sit down andenjoy. Thanks guys. I appreciate all the laughsand keep up the great work. Corey from SeattleWashington, I do hope, I really hope
22:31you guys make it out over here this someday. Us toodude. Just I'm just we're trying.You're mayor or governor doesn't want us to playthere. So write your local officials.But I haven't, I have one for this.I saw Mother the Darren Arnamovie. Oh, boy.Audience completely turned on it.
22:49It wasn't a lot of people. I was actuallyenjoying it and I still rememberliking the movie. I have not gone back to it.But it was so bad, the audienceturned on it so bad that when I was leavingthe theater, some dudes werestopping. That movie was terrible, right?I was like,
23:05oh my God.Do I do it? Do I go to jail?Hey, you liked it. Get him.It was weird. They were like basically acosting me.Dude,because this is what I would have done,dude,
23:18I would have been like,yeah,fucking suck.Just to like get out of there.Oh,sure.Yeah.I agree to everything.
23:25Strangers,I just lied to blanket.Oh,absolutely.You got that right.Yeah,sure, man.Can I go?
23:31Can I go please,man?Please,leave me alone.It was terrifying.But yeah,but.Is this scenario count
23:36if you instigatedsaid theater turned?If you had John Wilkesbooth of the whole thing?No,no no no no when we cabin you i think we're there for this when we saw a fucking a i at the oldmultiplex oh yeah this is brutal this was real bad uh it was a thing where it was the like nightbefore screening um like staff only kind of uh what we call oh we call them rundowns like you ran
24:03the projector uh the film through the projector the speleberg movie yes yes yeah not what you usefor art young people no AI artificial intelligence directed by stephen spilberg and so i justwe wound up bringing like a lot of people into this theater way more than was like appropriate for a staff screening and it was just like the vibe was wild as it was and like I don't know if it was like something in the trailers kind of set me off but I just got in a silly mood and like I was heckling that movie and the whole fucking theater kind of turned on it to this day I've never actually seen it outside of that screening but there was just something about it dude I just was not having it I wasn't having itthe bear. I wasn't havingHaley Joel. It just wasnot great. I've gone back to it and Ireally love that movie but I remember being in a theaterI mean you're with it was with like
24:54eight of our friends and likewe just wanted to fuck around and have funlike I wasn't I wasn't there tolike really ponder this moviebut one of our friendswas a massive Spielberg handand was so excited for the new Spielberg movieand he was a for human
25:10that we wouldn't do ithe wasn't thrilledHe was a man out.I'm trying to remember.I definitely.Oh,so when I saw crimes of the future,I,
25:22this wasn't a full audience turn,but I guess it was because it was only me and one other guy.Well,so he didn't like it.And he,this is what,so it starts.And like,
25:33I mean,anybody who's seen it knows it is not a normal,nor anything,it's pretty out there.Very difficult start to a movie.Sure.Sure.Yeah.
25:42And,uh,he starts sighing very loudly.And I'm telling you by the end of it,I'm pretty sure that fucker had brought a microphone inand had like a little amp next to him.Because this thing, he was like,ah!
26:01Are you sure he wasn't just coming or something?No, I would have.There was no cleanup needed.So it was just dramatic sighing?Just dramatic sighing throughout.Escalated?every, I mean, it hit a plateau around the midpoint, but then like when it gets to the end and like the assassinations are happening and all that stuff, that's like he would just start groaning. Like it was. Oh, man. It was horrible. That's about you, pal. Did he know that you were in the theater, Chris? Like, oh, for sure. He was all away and back. I was like, I was three rows back. You should have walked up and punched him in the bag of the head. I'm going to combine. I'm going to combine.Eric and Chris's stories
26:43with a very sad story of my ownwhich is when I saw a barbarianmiddle of the dayand that movie didn't doterrific numbers anywaybut like I wasit was just me and another guytotal opposite ends of a huge huge theater
27:00I think we were at the RegalUnion Square but you knowone of those just the two of usand watching the movieand like awesome movieright and like Ikind of on the way out was kind of hopinghe and I would get into it a little bit
27:16like so what do you think and he just gotto ice me and walked right outI was like ahoh my godwhen I saw Barbarian a guy walked inlike 30 minutes into the movie he nevereven got to see theBill Scars guard stuff or whatever
27:32oh yeah that's ridiculousof course the flashlight on where's my sheetof this empty theaterand then when the end creditshit he started yelling that the movie was too shortand usually movies are longerand I was tempted to likeweigh in on this and be like you came in and lay
27:50I just leftyeah it's ridiculous because nowwe all know you have a 25minute fucking flufferbecause if you don't care aboutthe trailers at this point like mostpeople don't you have 25 minutesfrom the start time of the movie
28:07to get to your seat that is an extra30 minutes essentially to getwhere you need to go. And that's like, you, you have no more excuses. It can't be, you cannot addany more to this fucking pre-show for the fucking, it's just too much. This is a signed seats.You know, you're like, oh, I'll just go in whenever. Let me just, just ruin it for everyoneelse here because I got my ticket. Eric, sure. I'm sure, yes, that does take the load off of havingto show up early. But that does not explain the people that come in 30 minutes late to a movieand sit there or like
28:40Happens all the timeWhen I saw insideOh yeahI'm not saying it doesn'tLike when I saw inside it fucking happenedLike Defoe was likeWay into going crazy alreadyAnd like this old couple came in
28:52Just sat down and I was likeEven if you don't know what time it isHow can you not understandThat clearly the story is in motionWhere am I?Yeah like oh what is he doing?I said insideI thought I was going home.
29:12It just, you know, and similarly with Barbarian, you have to get a vibe.Even though like it does kind of, you know, cut off and become something different.Like, you have to be like, I think this movie's been playing for a little.Yes, exactly.This is not just started.The switchups are important.This show is sponsored by Better Help.Life moves so fast.
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33:15Theater Rampage.Sounds like me and the,this is going to be my crimes of the future.It is.I got your minority report.When the last Jedi came out,I wasn't expecting to be able to see an opening day because of,uh,
33:28because my wife had,um,a late night of work,but,but it got canceled.So I quickly bought the only not,sold out showing near us that night.If your work gets canceled, like,
33:39so did she get fired so you can go see Star Wars?I was kind of wondering thatwhat I read it originally. Probably the serviceindustry. Somebody's like, hey, you don't have to showup because. Oh, that kind of, yeah.Or snow day or something.Sure. Somebody left, somebody at the altar.Yeah. No need
33:55for you to perform in this marriage.We get to the movie and it isobviously packed to the gills. I don't rememberall the trailers that pursued the film, but Iremember the first one, Rampage.Wow. Speaking of whichtimely. We'll bedropping an episode on that
34:11in just a few hours.That's right. That's right. That's comingquickly to you into yourears. Now,they say the trailer for rampagewhich featured the Smashing Pumpkinsong Bullet withButterfly Wings.
34:27Terrible needle drop. They've done that nowlike three times to trailers, but that was thefirst one I remember. When it was it actuallythe song or was it like,it's a real one it's the real onethe last the recent ones are thatwas a was it was a tinyBritish ghost singing it
34:44yeah exactlythose covers man are weirdhelp me I've been stuck insidethis music box for a hundred yearsoh yeah when they get some classical stringpeople to like the bass themselves playinggarbage pop from yesterdayall the all the spirits from the haunting
35:02doing the soundtrack for all themovies now. So the trailer and songfinishes, I turn to my wife and say, that'sso stupid, I can't wait to see it.Her eyes roll back so far intoher head, she looked possessed.That's awesome. Everything is fineuntil we get to the Mazz
35:17Skype call. I think this isthe part of the Last Jedi wherewhere, uh, what was Mazz?She calls someone.Yeah. And you see, like she's working outa trade dispute. Yeah. She popsup in like, oh, sorry, I can't be in themovie, but I know I'm going to be another subsequent
35:34I was the one who flirted withChewbacca. Remember me? Hi.I'll see you in the next movie. Oh, I guess not really.Anyway, bye.I'm looking at a Nyango. Did you know that?And those beautiful women in the worldin the world, they turned me into a fucking little turd.I've been not been in for Academy Awards and films that I've been in.
35:52And they decided to hide me in the drywall of this fucking movie.Anyway, the movie freezes.Someone gets the manager who tells us they have to restart itand they'll fast forward to the spot wherethe movie froze.We then watch.Oh, fast forward.We'll get back to it.
36:09Brave new world, man.We then watch the rampagetrailer again.And then itrestarts and we watch the rampage traileragain and then again.Oh, yes.And then again.
36:22Finally, as a managercomes out and says they can't fastforward to film.Whoa.The machine's broken,Mr. Terwilliger.We can't get themovie out. They say in
36:35the letter that they watched itsix or seven timescan even stand it.Movie stuck.Stuck in the bud. This is the problemwith these fucking multiplexes, man,that have like these so-called manageroperators where like some
36:51person who's responsible forlike popcorn shitand refunding someone's ticketand dealing with a customer dispute or whateveris also responsible forstarting shit in the projection booth.at least scheduling these likeplaylists of trailers and then like
37:07the feature files to playon a you know a timed playlist kind of a thingbut like these people don'tknow anything about projection and sowhen it comes to shit like this you are S.O.L.But you know the cool thing is thatwhole sacrificing that job and having someonewho would have like a life with dignity
37:25doing good work. Actuallywithout that big regal got 48 centsmore last year. So that'sthat's the important thing. You know what I mean?I mean, like, why do we need more people to have more jobs?But how many projectors were ruined by getting butter in there?I dropped another skittal.Oh, no.
37:45Yep, exactly, dude.Oh, soda syrup's all in it.Uh-oh.The letter does go on to say they watched it six or seven times during the process,felt like stinging in hell or being brainwashed out of clockwork orange.Anyway, we finally get past the Skype call,and five minutes later, the movie stops and the lights come on.Jesus.
38:05Manager comes out and saysthey're canceling our showingbecause it would interferewith the next start time.They give us vouchersfor free tickets at any regalwhich we use the next dayor rampage.
38:16There's a rampage tickets.Here's yourcomplimentary ticketto see the rampage traileragain on the big screen.No,not your Star Wars movie.No, sir.
38:26So to this day,whenever I hear that songor hear that movie get mentioned,I legitimately get flashbacksto the worst theater experienceof my life.hope you will enjoy that another flashback tonight when that movie uh that episode comes out yesEvan from orange county california who cannot wait to see us in los angeles what a great idea
38:47we're playing the hollywood improv on may 22nd that's very true we're doing the twins uh yeahi've told the force awake story which was where i don't think it was no it wasn't worse becauseat least it was over at a minute but it's all the anticipation opening day forcesForce Awakens, you know, X amount of years since Revenge of the Sith, you know, all the, everyone's super excited.I finally get in my seat.I'm so excited and the fucking fire alarm goes off and there was a fire in the theater I was at.I was like, okay, I guess I'll never see this movie because a lot of showings are sold out.Goodbye, everybody.
39:27Only time the fire alarm went off at a movie for me, I thought it was an amazing thing at first becauseIt was during Castaway when the plane is going down.And I'm like, this sound is great.The plane is going down.It feels like the theater is going down.Everybody asked me to leave.I got like me and stuff got like halfway.We're in Michigan and we went to see Rogue Nation.
39:53And we got halfway through it.And a lightning storm literally like a hit, a thunderstorm hit us.Oh, wow.Oh.And the whole thing shut.down for a minute and like the crowdwas so big like it was oneof those old little theaters so like
40:09the crowd was just all standing there like and there wasthis guy in the back just screamingthere's more room outof the lobby pleasecome out into the lobbyand nobody did iteveryone wanted their own seateverybody was worried about what like when we were going to be
40:27loud back in and like I'm being so big backso we come out a little bit and we look outI mean the fucking sky is greenyeah so we're like okayso no but alsothey started and had torestart my screening of the card counterlike four times
40:42and it was of all the moviesfor that to happen with I was like I'm havinga more I really like that movie but it's one that's hard to get intoso I was like yeah here we go againsort of stop and start like thatfucking totally suckswe saw we were at the Kaufman's story one timeand we saw
41:01it was eitherit was one of thoserom-com. I think it was that movieValentine's Day or maybeNew Year's Eve. It was one of those thingsand it totally like froze upor broke or something and we justleft. It was like
41:16nahthis is fine. We saw enough ofwhichever holiday movie thatwas. I think I was with youwhen we saw my bloody ValentineI feel like. No, no, no. Valentine's Day.Oh, Valentine's Day. Oh, the actualValentine's Day, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:32we get the next one hereyeah totally I'll do this oneand Andrew get there's two imagesI sent youuh-huh image zero is going to be neededin a little bit yeah oh yeah I got itokay monkey schoolI've wanted to write in many times
41:52before but since you boys are celebrating AprilI thought I would share this insane storyfor years I would tell peopleabout this and they swore Iwas lying. I went to elementary school in Brooklyn in the 70s. And for at least two to threeyears when I was in first to third or fourth grade once a year as entertainment, they wouldbring Mr. Jiggs to our school. I think it was the parent teachers association that sponsoredit. Picture this. An auditorium filled with smiling excited children ages five to 12 sitting
42:32as a chimpanzee rode a mini motorcycle around for his grand entrance, roller skated around.That's fucking awesome.Smoked and performed tricks on stage for about an hour.Andrew, do you want to, we can give you a little look at Mr. Jiggs.Yeah, definitely.Wow.Oh, dude.It is Mr. Jiggs.
42:57Oh, that's a bottle of liquor there.What is it?You see that?He's got a fucking sniffterable.You're right, he does have a sniff to keep him calm, I guess.If you were listening to this on audio after the fact on YouTube,you can find this picture in.I mean,
43:12this is worth it.My God,this I want to,my God,I'm so jealous of this experience.Mr.Jake,there he is.
43:19This looks like a wedding from 1964.It does look like a wedding.Someone's going to break it and let and stop it because Kennedy just got shot.I don't know what we're doing.The monkey keeps trying to have fun.People are like, no, no, no, no, Mr. Jigs.The old man, like the old man all the way on the right there.It looks like Joe Pesci with a yama con.
43:40Yes, exactly.Rules.Everybody thinks this is a good thing and everybody wants this until you fucking realize you,you might get Gordy's birthdayed.Exactly.It might have that happen to you one of these days with this.Yeah, but that's fine.That's so sure.
43:54I guess.I find.I get my face eaten by a chimpanzee.You sure.Maybe.only in the 70swould we fill a roomwould we fill a room with
44:06children and hope a wildfull grown chimpanzeewouldn't freak out and kill anyoneespecially just fucking cocked on all thatboozey out of his littleset he's got to be fake monkeybooze. What do you think that's ice tea?I think it's iced tea or water with
44:22cuckaryou're going to get that thingwasted too? I don't knowabsolutely. Listen manPeople gave don'tDonkeys and dogs beerTime on MillenniumPeople are really irresponsible
44:38Steve. They're, they're pigs.There was never any permissionslip sent home or no to parents.Oh no, the buggy's just to cover it.Whether you like it or not, I don't know.Like he just shows up on announced.But it his littleshirt and tie there.
44:57The trainer and Jigs.were from New Jersey and performed lots of random events for years.There is a blog I came across when I looked to find info on Mr. Jiggs that tells the sad truthon how they kept him under control.I bet it's the booze.Oh, yeah, a lot.Much worse, probably.Yep, yeah.
45:16Which more than mildly sours my memories of these all-school assemblies with the smoking chimp.The 70s, it was a different time.Love the podcast, Nelson.Oh, you know, interesting.Thank you, Nelson.Thank you very much.Well, that makes sense because I live in New Jersey and there is a Mr.Jigs Memorial Expressway.
45:36I never knew what that was.You know, you always want to, you always, you never think of them to look that stuff up,but that's interesting.No, yeah.There's probably, you probably see apes on your commute every day, right?A bunch of empty liquor bottles on that pass on the sidewalk.I mean, it's just, I can't get enough.The poor guy.
45:54He's, you know, he died a horrible death, right?I'm sure he was beaten to death and he was abusedbut he looks happy in the momentwell again probably because he's drunkyeah just like meyeah I think that's what Hollywood landwas about was Mr. Jiggs's horribledeath that's right because Mr. Jiggs
46:12was like supposed to play Supermanand it didn't happengot really depressedSuperman meets the first chimpanzee in spacemm-hmm oh yeahhello Mr. Jiggs how are youall rightI'll do this
46:28I'll do this oneI'll do itNo what'd you sayI said there's two here you can do itThis one's very shortOh it's oh I see it's okayOkay so this first oneNo like actual movies for babies
46:41Hello WHM long timeFirst time my husband and I are fansWe both listen to everythingHe digs the next is well I prefer Melro 210That sounds like a great couple to meYeah definitely if you see themacross the bar say you like their vibe.Speaking of seeing someone across the bar, our favorite
47:01Eps are every which way but loose.And Shrek.The across the bar thing was just for that first movie.I see.Yeah. We're thrilledto be expecting our first baby girl thissummer. Well, hey, congratulations.Congratulations.
47:18Can you recommend any good or bad moviesabout the Road to Parenthood? Thanks,Kristen in thePacific Northwest. Well, you want to askfor guys that don't have children at all. That'swhere you want to start. I figuredthis was going to happen, so I made aquick list. I got it separated.
47:36Patton. It starts,that's a good one, definitely.The baby will cry through it, but you'll watch a movie.And you'll learn how tolead a nation like a child. You have to lead them.Here's for the mothers. I'll start off quick,the Babaduke.Mommy dearest.
47:52a serial momoh yes preciousthe Manchurian candidateuh carryand home alone of course you want to go biguh also for the dadsyou want to want to see Ad Astrathere will be blood
48:09of course a classic frailtyand other class yeah I likethe squid in the whaleof course a verythe safti brothersdaddy long legsthe wrestler by Darren Aronofskysome real classic
48:22of the four. I feel like you watch Prince of Tidesfor both, you know what I mean?Everybody will just enjoy that.Watch sleepers as well.You know what? But these are all likeyou know, afterthe kid is a kid. They're alsoasking here about like the road to
48:38parenthood. So like pregnancy moviesor adoption movies. Oh, well,pornography would be great for the road to parent.That's actually true.That's how it starts. Yeah. You get yourselfsome like breeder porn.The road to parent is a tunnel, right?goes under the mountain
48:54it's trueso Steve I do knowfor Rota Parenting I know you are a hugefan of Sam Mendez'sAway We GoNo it's calledThat movieSuper sucks
49:11Not goodIt's the hardest I've ever laughed at anythingis what Melanie Linskyis doinga strip tease and it's likeAnd then Christmas Sina just goes upto Jimfrom the office
49:24just unpromptedshe had anothermiscarriage last weekand I was like whatnonocome on movieI was doing
49:33to Cape Fear laughbut at thatyeah I don'tI don't knowthe answer is I don't knowshe's having a babywould be onejunior is also
49:40baby stay outyesEastern promisesof courseit's kind of a bumpin the roadthat happens thereJersey skull
49:51almost his finest hour.In that first Flintstones movie,do you see them having Pebbles and Bam Bam or do they already exist in the world?Oh, geez, Betty.A bunch of rocks came out of you.Shall we name them?I think it's like an app.I think they already exist.
50:09I think so.I think they're walking around already.But I think there's a long flashback to a very graphic birthing scene,if I'm not mistaken.Got it.Yes.It's much like Stan Brackage's window water baby moves.thing.
50:22Exactly like that.But there's ataradactyl helping.So clearlywe were smoking a cigar.Yeah,he's cut the fucking cord.Clearly we were of
50:34no help,by the way.I'm sorry.I'm sorry for what I did.All right.Here.Close out this evening herewith a letter
50:48entitled the Full Lobowski.Okay.Hey,gang love the show i'm burning through the back catalog uh the prime feed and on patreon but i justlisten to your we love movies episode on the big labowski like andrew that's me it's one of myfavorite movies i don't know i've never gone to a quote along or festival i'm neroyou can keep that nonsense uh i will be seeing it in theaters on four 20 though i hope peopledon't ruin it they bet they did they will be absolutely
51:21They did. 420, you're asking for trouble. Walking into a war zone.Yeah, the two things you don't want to see on 420 is the big Labaski and downfall.Because the audiences will be shit.Let's see. My boss is also a huge fan. I work at a craft beer bar in Arizona. That's fucking awesome.And my boss has done collaboration beers with local breweries over the years. Every time themed after the dude andhis adventures. We had one hell of a Caucasian, the physical act of love, rolling onShabbas, what day is it? And St. Fudd, the name is an acronym for shut the fuck up, Donnie.I like that. I wish I knew what some of these beers were, by the way. He did send an image.
52:12The other image I sent you, Andrew, is a picture of some of these. Oh, I see. Oh, there's the what is it?What day is it? I like that. That's cool. Doomstone brewing.shout out.What do you wanton your tombstone, right?A fucking ice cold beer.Dude, pizza.Pizza beer.
52:30Let's combine them.Cut out.Pizza and beer anyway.Cut out the middle man and just give me pizza beer.Yeah, there we go.A little marinera in your blogger.Like, come on.Like, let's quit fucking around.
52:43Just give me pizza beer, all right?Just give me my dinner in a bag and get it over with, okay?I stop holding guns.each other's heads.Let's just put on a tuxedo and get a fork and a knife.No, just give my dino in a bag and get it off.Tuxedos.Tuxedos.
53:02Yeah, Mr. Jiggs would love pizza beer.Oh, I bet Mr. Jiggs had a lot of pizza and plenty of beer.He was from New Jersey.There's two things they do.Yep.Uh, let's see.Anyway, I first watched Big Lobowski Circa, 2004 when I was 18.a friend asked if I'd ever seen it and I said no insisting it looked stupid
53:25but almost as soon as we started watching itI realized that I had it confused with another movie entirelythat had come out somewhat around the same timethe full MontyI mean there's a fat guy in that movieI guess mid to late 90s like indie moviesit was or indie coded movies Big Lobowski and then the fullMonty. Man, the full Monty was a force, a cultural force. It was. Oh, it absolutely was. It was very British also. So that doubles the confusion. Oh, yeah. I knocked it down a few points for that. Lose a half star there, did it? I mean, I wasn't like a huge, I mean, I'm not the target audience for Full Monty. I was not that blown away by it when it came out. Well, he's taking Robert Carlyle, who was the lead in that. He did take he was one of the leads of one of the
54:19Starcate shows. So he's takingAmerican jobs, Eric. American action.I'll give him the past. Honestly, I think I like himin general. I think he's a good stage presence.And yeah, so Ithat's what we just need a visa process.And I can sign off.You'll be in charge.
54:37You just want to organize. I understand.Yeah. Um, let's see.So bubble blah, blah, blah, blah, confused with the full money.How? I have nofucking clue.Three world. Three word titles. Who knows?I was a stupid baby at the timeand the time they were released
54:5312 to 13 years old.Needless to say, I love the Big Lobowskiand immediately went out to purchase it onglorious DVD the next day.Do you guys have any storiesof films that you ignored forway too long because you thought they weresomething entirely different
55:09then ended up regretting it?Thanks, keep up the good work. Derek and TucsonPSO I attachedthe photo of the beer.It was a double IPA.says,they originally did during quarantinefor their fifth anniversary
55:24at Tombstone Brewing, folks.There you go.Check it out.So movies you ignored because you thoughtthey were one thing, but you were wrong.I remember people in high schooltrying to get me into like Argentoand Fulci and I'm like, oh, that's going to be a little too
55:38much, maybe.Oh, true.I don't know.But they're good.Yeah.I definitelyput off seeing Speed Raceruntil like
55:50I still haven't by the waywhich is insaneit's a good movieit's it's a bit upshould we do itI can watch thatcommentary maybe first time viewingI never saw it either
55:59so yeahthat would be fundouble boysdouble boysoh yeahdouble boyslet's get it go in the chatdouble boys
56:08double boysor you knowgetting ready for the dirtydouble you tooI and my wife toobothreally never wanted to watchSlumber Party Massacre because I just
56:20sort of assumed, you know, itwas going to be just what it isand that movie is justmuch smarter and more subversiveand just way betterthan I ever would have given it credit for.I watched it last year when it wason the criterion 80 score
56:37thing. I was like, oh wow, this is amazing.Oh, yeah. Really, really an amazinghorror from that period. So there you go.Totally.I feel like I justhad one that was like from a recentepisode. So I'm like, I'm looking overthe back catalog here.
56:53A lot of double boys at the chatby the way, which I'm crazy. Oh, doubleboys. Double boys. This is why you got towatch on YouTube live so you canjoin the chat to say doubleboys.Someone's up there. Someone's doing laundryright now three days from now.
57:10God damn, I can't write in double boys.No! It's funto be live.You got double boys.I am trying to think of oneand honestly I can'tI'm sure I had oneThey take you by surprise the movies do
57:27Yeah no totallyYou know whatAs soon as we fucking sign off this broadcastI'm gonna be likeYou'll remember there it isYou want to do a couple of questionsFrom the nice people hereSure sure
57:39The nice peopleSo let's start filtering those inAsk a questionYes while we tell you about ourupcoming tour dates May 18th2003 that's rightwe're going to be just next monthwe'll be in Star Trek we're in San Francisco
57:59Cobbs Comedy Club talking about Star Trek for thevoyage home yes these tickets this show is going to be afucking blast there's so much to talk about this moviewe'll also be at Cobbs Comedy Club on May 18thin 1973 and Mr. Jiggs openingthat's right oh yeah dude going on the road with thefucking chimps that's how you know we've madehe's got smoke rings folks he can do
58:20him uh yeahthat's gonna be i mean folks it is the first timewe are talking star treklive in a roomthis is gonna you knowcobs comedy club might have to hire the fucking midnight shift mani don't know we might begoing long on that one i'm very
58:38excited for that if you love the nexus of coursecome on out we we chose itfor san francisco not necessarily because it's a nerdmovie and it's a nerd city wasn't about thatso please come out of it a little bit uh then a few days later we're going down tola well we will be talking another Arnold Schwarzenegger Danny DeVito team up that's rightwe're talking twins May 22nd at the high with improv low ticket warning for the show folks soif you are considering coming to this bad boy you better get on it snatch up if you're if you're
59:10not sure if you're actually going to be able to make it buy the tickets sell them on the secondarymarket there you know precisely exactlyThis is a smart business.We will be doing, of course, a reading of our screenplay for triplets,which me and Eric will be writing the weekend beforehand,just over a 48-hour period just to get in on time.We're sure Eddie and Arnold and Danny will love it.I'm sure of it.
59:38And if you have a ticket for our June 15th show at the State Theater, New Jersey,we will see you there doing the first ever live.We Love Movies.official we love movies episodeon the Birdcage. That is asold out event gang, but that isgoing to be a lot of fun.So let's see.
59:58Oh, and actually shit, becauseprecious few hours remain.Yes. If you want to catch the replay of this guy,our King Kong live show that we did lastThursday, with includedafter party, another bonusabout an hour of material there, gang.You want to head on over to
01:00:13Moment.com slash we hate movies.Yeah, we call this Friday.I act outThursday.I prove that I could playKing Kong, Andy Circus style.Yes. Oh, sure. You nailed it, dude.Steve,
01:00:25Steve shows that he could play Naomi Wattshorny. Yeah. So that's it.Earlier. What are these celebritiesget the big bucks for when I'm this ugly?It doesn't make any sense. Right?It's an ape.All right. So let's see.I'll start going through
01:00:42so manydouble boys.someoneis not a questionby the wayit's notit's an answerit's a fucking period
01:00:53on SantaSteve here's onethat you and I can answerreally quicklyand the answerwill be a little bitof a teaseand you'll read the question
01:01:04and know what I'm talkingabout right nowAndrewwhat are your thoughtson Picard season threeand yesI'm actuallyI just finished
01:01:12the seventh episodeof seven of tenseven of nine seven ofnine, no, seven, or ten.Yeah, you did it.I'm planning on finishing it sometime early next week,in which Andrew and I, and actually, Eric and Chris are also invited,but I don't think they're going to be able to catch up in time,
01:01:29are invited to talk about,we're going to do a Picard,make it so series finale episode,just talking about that season.And, yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun.I don't want to give, like, you know, too much.away. But I did finishit and I'll tell
01:01:49you one sort of like teaserthought I guess is thatI wanted to rewatchit like immediately.As soon as I knew like where everythinglanded and whatnot, I wasjust kind of ready to go back and rewatch it all.I was trying to find the Picard show
01:02:05graphic but I can't but yes it will bemaking it so series finale.We didn't do that second season. I will providea little bit of a previouslyjust to kind of get athrough that. But yeah, that'sgoing to be fun. So look out for thatcoming soon. So let's
01:02:21see here. Oh, here'san interesting one.Daniel asks,are there any stereotypical New Yorktourist things thatwe've never done andor will never do in your life livingin the city? I think it's most
01:02:37honestly. I have afairly ill-traveled New Yorker.I've done the Statue of Liberty. I've neverI did that. I've never been inside.the Empire State buildingand I have neverbeen inside the FreedomTower because I feel like that
01:02:53I feel like when I go in that's the day they takeit back. Right. Yeah, nothat's that's one that Ikind of have no interest in. See, Steve,it's either that or then you've got ghostsfollowing your home and you're likeYeah, yeah, yeah. I haven'tbeen in there either. That's what I have
01:03:09I have not done that. No, I haven'tdone much of anything. Yeah, it'skind of weird enough being in the Oculuslike the mall area.That's like plenty for me.Yeah, but I don't know.I've, you know,ridden the Staten Island ferry,
01:03:23did a boat around Manhattan Island.The big delis I've been to,like,I'm trying to go to that.Well,food related ones.Carnegie Cats is,well,
01:03:32Carnegie isn't there anymore,right?I know,I don't think.I think a lot of those Midtown.Cats is still there.Cats is still around.Cats is worth worth going to you,
01:03:40I think.Really fucking good.Yeah,that's like a real thing.Sorley's not great.It's worth it once. It's worth it once. You go in. You have one tiny mug of beer and you leave immediately.Like you don't stay a whole night because that shit. Like I'm never just going to be like, hey guys, want to go get a drink at McSorley?Like that's like, why would you? Absolutely not. You can't spend more than fucking 10 minutes in that place.
01:04:07All right. Let's see here. Oh, this is interesting.asks, what's the scariestmovie you've everseen? This is a prudor film.I saw that gentleman.Especially thinking about it, you know,when it happened, like, that was a scary day.Sure was, Eric.
01:04:30President Kennedy has been shot,it's a very scary day here.I spilled my popcornall over the floor. I have theoogie bogeys. I'm all scarednow. Just a day and I spilled mypopcorn on my pizza.Will it be good? Kennedy's
01:04:46dead. We're doing a taste testing later.I don't hold the popcorninto the pizza and eat it on live TV.Probably not the scariest movie I've seenbut the scariest I've been in a moviewas when we saw The Strangers, it kind ofgoes back to our friend from Boas Afraidas well. I was sitting there
01:05:02it wasn't an empty theater. It's like, you know,half full, but like I hadtwo buddies behind me and I wasso scared shitless duringthe entirety of the strangersthat I was like, you knowI'm getting up.If somebody like pokes me, I am going to shriek.
01:05:18Oh, wow.Like you would never hear a person shriek.Like a small child.Yeah, I was like, you know, let me just have everyone in my field of vision and I can controlwhat's going on here.I would probably say, I mean, the, my two serious answers are inside the French movieinside, which is a nightmare.Yeah.
01:05:38And I, my wife tells the story.I came in just like shaking after.seeing the act of killing.I like, that fucking movie absolutelywiped me. I was just like, well, okay, I don't knowif any of this is worth it anymore.Yeah, she will tell that storyoften is that I was just like, clearly just
01:05:58shaken up after seeing that movie.That's a very disturbing movie. I mean, that's sort oflike a similar, like, that'slike a night and fog kind of scary,I guess. But I would saylike horror movie's scary, fun scary.The first time I eversaw Peter Meadex, the Changeling,
01:06:14I was shit scared watching that movie,rented it on VHS from Blockbuster,had no idea what it was about.It was literally the poster artwith the fucking eerie wheelchair.Shit fucking scared watching the change.Yeah, it's a creepy one.Here's a question I think is interesting.
01:06:31When are we getting a We 8 moviesLights Camber Jackson collaboration episode?Oh, okay.Long overdue since we're all from,we're being,well, he's from our area.Is it?Well, yeah.
01:06:42I'm saying we're never going to do it.Oh, we aren't?He blocked me on Twitter.Oh, of course.I can't read the great literature coming from, or what reviews, reviews.Me and Andrew will do a year of 2023 wrap up.We'll do it for the Times Union.We'll do a video special with Lice Cameron Jackson.
01:07:03It'll be a lot of be fun.He's just a guy that likes movies.He loves them.He also attended a Trump rally once.Oh, did he?Forget about that.I don't remember that.Oh, yeah.
01:07:16That's, I think that's why he blocked me.I think I made fun of him.He, like, called Amy Schumer a prostitute or something.Yeah, he was like, awkward.Like, she made some fucking comment to her on like a red carpet or something.And she was like, oh, so I'm a whore or something like that.Like, this kid's real fucking aces, man.Well, yeah, I mean, nothing beats.
01:07:36If you have, it's absolutely the stupidest thing you've ever seen.His book Smart Review is just the worst thing, period.that's not shocking here uh i'm just climbing through the chat here um find a couple more cuesbecause a lot of people okay so well let's see well someone did ask what we thought of this season ofthe mandolarian and uh there's a good place to go to find that out it's patreon we have athe mandolary and a half hour side show which is actually the mandolary an hour yeah who's who's shitand who here yeah we recapped every single episode every single episode every single episodeall every season of Mando
01:08:15Book of Boba Fed, Obi-Wanwe've done episodes on allof them so you could find them on the Patreon.Yeah.All right, so this is, Idon't know if we're going to be able to answerthis one. It'll be real brain racking, memoryracking here.
01:08:31Kevin asks, what's the first VHSor DVD we ever bought?I knowI got two DVDs at the same time.Oh, yeah, you did.did I. I'll tell my twins next.Mine was South Park and being JohnMalcovich. Wow. Nice.
01:08:49Mine waspie andArmy of Darkness bootleg edition.Ooh.Man, mine, Ifuck, I have nothing on either of them.My memory is garbage. I can't rememberVHS. I'm trying to think.
01:09:03My parents would buy the, you know, when we wereyoung and I don't really remember whatwhat was the first one that Imaybe predatoror something. Yeah. Wow.I think it was the hunt for Red OctoberI don't think I ever boughtI don't know if I ever purchased a VHS tape
01:09:21I think it was always like getting gifts and stuffDVDs I was buying because I didn't havemoney on my own to buy stuff back thenbut when I started workinghalf of it went to Best Buy that's how that workedyeah like by the time I had like money of my ownit was DVDs all the time I mean I rememberwhen we got our first DVD player
01:09:40it came with a thing that was like ohit's like a coupon for five free DVDsor something like that and it was likeso like in that sense our first DVDs in the houseit was weird it was like of course fucking Shrekthe second Austin Powersnice I want to saythat shagged me
01:10:00spy who shagged me that's rightbangers allshit there was like a couple morewhat lies beneath maybe it was onejust a real fucking loser I've been shaggedYeah. I do recall actually the first memory I have of buying a DVD on my own in a store, I went to a coconuts and bought the DVD box set of Nightmare and Elm Street.Oh, nice. Yeah. Very nice. Oh, yeah. What do we think? One more. Try to find one more. Do one more. Oh, here's an interesting one. What's the favorite movie released the year we were born? This is, this is terrifying to date us. This is a trap.Yeah, he's like, oh, what's, what's your favorite iteration of the last four digits
01:10:47through your social security, though?Right.This is also just a cruel jap, a taunt that I'm turning 40 and Return of the Jedi came out40 years.Yeah, you jinxed me, dude.It's going to be return of the Jedi as well for me.I'm also from 83.I'll be turning 40 later than you, though, motherfucker.
01:11:04How about that?Congrats.Well, Mr. 39 in a few weeks will answer.Fucking new young gun.look at this little boylet me see I got to checkmine here because I do have of course mylist cabin I think Dune was
01:11:2283 dude 83 is of course videoOh that's a great oneYou know actually here's a thoughtTo Ed Donne I was at the AlamoI think it was one we were seeing Bo as afraidIt was like stoner classics coming to theAlamo and it wasThis is the wrong thing to play in front of Bo's afraid
01:11:39Durn out Bob not a stoner movieNo but it was like oh yeahit was like a lot of days to do confusedfootage. I think maybe they hada filmBill and Ted was involved. Oh,okay. And then all of asudden, video drone was there
01:11:55and I'm like, wait, what?And it's like, 420, man,here it comes. The lastclip, I guess to pull it alltogether isJames Woods asking some other guyin a video drone like, hey, have you beenhallucinating? And he's like, no, should I
01:12:11be? And like, that's howthey tied it together, but like,those aren't exactly the righthallucination. Even I don't think I wouldwatch videodrome high. That seems like not.For what? Do you fucking miserable the wholetime? Like for highmovies, 1983, of course you go with the right
01:12:29stuff. Yes.Chris, remember that time you and I watchedGod,uh, fuck the Ken Russell movie.It is similar to, no.I've seen that one.The monkey man is.altered states
01:12:44altered stateswe smokedor we took ediblesyesand watched altered statesand when wewhen I tell youwe both melted into the couch
01:12:55in the worst ways possiblewe thought we turned it apesit was just likethis is not okaywhy is it still happeningthis is not okaywe're in the tankwe're in the tank now
01:13:07we're always going to be at the tankI think I remember getting homeand seeing you guyslike midstreamstream it was a rough night dude it really was it was like oh this will be fun because it's like a drugmovie similar sure yeah and it kind of teases you oh yeah yeah yeah yeah ken russell's amazing but it is a bitof a tease steve because one of the things i remember most about that movie has nothing to do with anyof the fucking sensory depth tank yeah it's at the beginning of the movie when they're having that
01:13:39party and Bob Balaband'sjust walking around cool as fuck just casuallysmoking that Jay in the apartment1970s man it's a brilliantmoment in that moviebut that is going to do it forthis addition to the mailbag gangremember of course moment.com
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