We Hate Movies - S13: WHM Mail Bag: Flying with Dr. Beck, Nathan Lane's Brother, Dudes Who Ruin "Oppenheimer" & More!

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

On this edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the guys are making some major announcements ahead of season 14, answering some Qs from the audience, and reading some wild letters involving meeting Eric Roberts on an airplane, a giant woman and her pervert doctor, Nathan Lane’s brother becoming an outrageous high school principal, and one huge loser who ruined a Chicago screening of Oppenheimer!  Want your wild stories read on the air? Have a question for the guys? Then write into the Mail Bag: [e-mail]! The frequency of Mail Bag episodes is based on the amount of rad letters we get in, so don’t wait! If you’ve got a letter you’ve been on the fence about sending, seize the day and write us!  Want more WHM, including the brand-new Ad-Free cuts of WHM Prime episodes? Then join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month! The Ad-Free WHM Prime episodes will start on September 5 (at the $8 level & up), so it’s the perfect time to join! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs!

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... ... Welcome to W.H.M Mailbag, everybody. Holy smokes, folks. We are back and we are better than ever. My name is Andrew Jupin. In a minute, I'm going to be joined by, well, just three of my best friends, three of my best friends in the whole goddamn world. And we're excited to be here with you all this evening, the first mailbag episode in a real long time. We got some letters for you. We got some announcements. I hope you've had an interesting and safe August.

We've been at our little summer retreat here. But we're back now, back to work. I'm going to bring in my buds. Here we go. Just one of the best around. And we're kind of wearing a similarly colored shirt. Mr. Eric Siska. Ooh, but yes, also, the chat is a flutter over my championship.

Oh, yeah. Look at that. We'll be talking about that more in a minute, dude. Pretty crazy. Yeah. You still riding high on the hog about that, huh? I'm so happy. Speaking of hogs, you love him, Stephen Sadec.

Oh, come on. I don't know. I'm doing my best here. How's it going, everybody? Hello, Jay Master. How's it going? Good, man. What's that you?

what's that shirt? It's a Jack Kirby, huh? It's a Jack Kirby shirt. You don't be funny? If it was a Jack Kirby shirt, it was a picture of Stanley instead. Oh, dude. That's the shirt we should make. This is a shirt by Till Death Press. They do really, it's a very nice comfortable shirt too. Was this another, you're getting scammed on Instagram? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Nothing that I wear anything in my house is off Instagram. I got my cat off Instagram. IG Cats And we'll bring him back in

He's spent the whole summer at the library Mr. Chris Cabin. Wake up, loser. Wake up, loser. It's time to scream. Whatever! What? Hold on.

You think he's naked? Okay. Yeah, get back to work. You're working late tonight. I'm working late tonight. What? You're working late tonight. I'm not doing nothing.

I don't want to do with the mailbag. You're the postmaster general of the show. Come on. It's tomorrow. We don't start till tomorrow. Chris, have you just been, because have you been sleeping there like since on screen

live went off the air? I haven't gotten to trim. The same hat. Good old caveman cabin. I just smell like shit. I know that's not like, you know, a longevity thing,

but frozen in amber, this guy. It's fine. Okay. I smell like shit. I know it. I know. It's fine.

It's good thing YouTube doesn't have smell o vision. Coming soon. Coming very soon. We are going to, that's how we're going to monetize. That would be a great opening to the Captain America movie when they, do you thought, oh God.

Oh, Jesus. They would have to be, right? That caked up, I almost said ash. But shit is already that. Sure. Yeah. It's like in the crevasse of.

Dude, he's got the breasted up there. man. The dry-down stuff. Fossilize. Oh, look, there he is. Mr. Rogers. Mr.

Rund. Oh, my God. What is this? Is this a rock? No, that's a horrid. That's a man apple. That's why the red skull has no nose, you know. Smart.

What years is, oh, you can, it's a 2028. You know, the showers are that way, Mr. You know what? We don't need your help, Captain, Eric. We changed our mind. Go back in ice. The red skull can have it. you know what he can have the whole thing

he wins we give yeah so we are here to read some letters answer some some cues later in the evening but we got a bunch of announcements just some news we've been away from you guys for so long we got some news here

so first up just as a reminder if you didn't get hip to it today out now what do you got there Steve and I'm sorry the big announcement is that Chris and I are trying what does that mean oh for for children oh that's amazing you guys you're getting me it's for the new season we didn't want to give it but you'll see more

when the when the when the show gets going you'll know more i know you're going to want to but don't name it after me can't wait for the birth episode of we hate movies this is just crazy two part dude it is season 14 someone should get knocked up and then it's going to ruin the show little siska sadac you know it's either someone gets knocked up or one of us wins the lottery. No, but out now, wherever you get

pods is our episode on Universal Soldier. And it's important twofold, folks. One, well, it's a great fucking episode. It was a great show in Phoenix, Arizona that we did last November. But also, at the front of it, it contains the finale

of the VHS trailer game, which even if you know the results, you don't have to listen to it because it was neck and neck, real close shit. man. It was a dramatic end to a dramatic season and obviously if you're listening, Eric's spoiling it right now by cheering himself on, which is fine.

It's fine. I feel like just by looking in the chat you know, a lot of these folks. I'm sure they know. These are first day listeners right here. Absolutely. They're getting up 5 a.m. downloading that shit. Wait, why? Are you showing VHS? Why? Why are you doing that? No, it's a lot of fun. A lot of fun sound effects in there. I suck shit at the VHS trailer game, but I still

love playing it. So that's how much fun you know it is, folks. And we're a couple, we won't, I got to think of some wrinkles for the next season. That hasn't happened. I think we're a couple of weeks away from the initial the inaugural episode. Well, I think every year we have a little more wrinkles. Yeah, exactly. I know that's right. I got to think of something. We should call this show

WHCF we hate crows feet and yeah hit me on Twitter if you have any good ideas or X or whatever the fuck we're calling it now I have a blue sky account I'm not really it's active but I haven't done anything with it so I'm just on Twitter park the car there you know it's don't takes off

exactly I refuse to say X by the way it's fucking it's fucking Twitter it's fucking that guy in the face the best explanation I've heard of blue skies thus far is that it is actually like methadone for like not doing social media anymore

because like it's there I'm signed up for it too right but I'm not doing anything on it nobody wants to do anything on it but you have it just in case whereas Twitter Twitter is like getting the dirty heroin that's like the bad stuff you don't want to know here's the thing Kevin I'm on blue sky all the time but here's what it is

it's like it's the no stakes version of Twitter like it's just chill and like you know because it's like a back to just start from zero for me I've been block crazy man and it makes your life so much easier like if I don't give a fuck

about something you had to say blibbidi block and I'm it's blue skies ahead man so but yeah get at Steve with the good ideas save the bad ideas for yourself but but just like that with X like you don't have the thrill of possibly passing out in the middle of walking

down the street you don't have those little thrills that you could really fuck your life up if you stick with this thing if you really wanted to. That's right. The good old days of Twitter being scared I was going to fucking sun down outside of a bodega, sure. All right, Chris Cabin. You're our mailbag postmaster here.

Why don't you get into that first one, buddy? I'll start here. Air Roberts. This is a Connecticut resident. Oh. Oh. Uh-huh. Roan.

Do you know them? I do not, actually. Although, hey, I mean, shout out if you're out there. What are you above that address, Chris? Well, okay, it's none of your business land. Got it. 1875. No, never mind. 69 fake street. There you go. Several years pre-COVID, my mom got upgraded to first class on a flight to LAS.

Nice. The guy sitting next to her was about her age, but dressed in her words, like a college student who hadn't done laundry in three weeks. She noticed? That's a, I'm sorry, but that's a, super mom thing to say. Yes. But maybe that like Steve Rogers ass. It's kicked up. It's nice and caked. And he's just got, and all that's protecting her

is sweatpants. That's what I think it is. It's a hashish of shit. It really depends on the mom. This guy could be wearing a t-shirt dungarees on that airplane. Oh, I don't know about this guy. I don't know about this guy. Maybe this mom's one of those maniacs that's like, when you travel by air, you should dress for the occasion.

Fuck you sweatpants. How about that? I think he was smoking pot in the bathroom. She noticed he was reading a script and realized he had to be an actor, of course. She thought he looked familiar, but she couldn't figure out who he was. Finally, she said, I'm sorry, you look familiar, but I can't quite place you. He smiled like a light bulb and said, well, most people know my sister more than they know me. turns out it was Dr. Albert Beck himself, Eric Roberts.

Oh, my God. Yeah, dude, flight of a lifetime. I'm pinning him down. If this happens to me, he's getting all the questions. And I'm not bringing up the dark meat once. Now, sir. You want more champagne, madam? May I pour for you?

He'll take you to home to Casso-San-Luca. Oh, Cabo-San-Luca. I'd be, Mr. Roberts, thank you for the stock by my doctor series. When are we getting the next one? Who do I have to write to? What needs to happen here, Mr. Wasn't P.T. Anderson attached? I mean, who do we have to talk to to get this thing really off the latching plaid here?

Honestly, speaking of PTA, I love inherent vice, but my big beef with it, way, way too little Eric Roberts in that movie. He just, I feel like when you're making. making L.A. movies, Eric Roberts just sort of shows up. He's like, Hey, is this movie about Los Angeles? Oh, pardon me. I'm just here for the donuts. I'm Margo Roby's

crooked father in Babylon. Hi, everybody. I forgot about that. Yes. That's a high level of the film. It is. You're still having still happy with me over here. I would still say a little too little Roberts for that film as well, especially considering the runtime. It's always too little. I mean with this man.

He mentioned a movie. He had been recently and told her she wouldn't like his character very much because he throws a guy out of a window. I don't know what movie this refers to. And to be honest, I don't have it in me to look through the 700 plus Tribune credits to figure it out. I mean, he's just bragging there.

Like, oh, look how strong I am. I threw a guy through a window. I'll say this, though. I'll put it out to the chat. If anyone out there has seen a recent Eric Robert movie where he throws a man out a window you got to let us know oh actually madam can you believe it i'm actually doing a movie right now it's called a talking cat yeah i don't make the rules i'm the talking cat yes i'm recording this on a telephone on an airplane that's why it sounds so good

in the movie while holding a conversation with so much exit well no yeah of course i signed down for a trilogy so we're going to be doing a talking parrot in the second half of the fly, and we're just going to use this road here. They had a very nice conversation after that. At one point, he asked my mom if she liked to cook. She told him about a few of her favorite things to make, and he said,

you'd love my neighbor, Chris Walken. No. He cooks the same way, and he's a great cook. Well, now I need to know what this cooking style is. That's a sitcom I want to watch. Oh, my God. They're neighbors. Oh yeah He smokes No he has to cook every meal in a walk

And it's walking with walking Oh I think that Let me know how you took down Natalie Wood I need it for my next stock By my doctor movie We need a good twist Are you telling me

That the king of New York lives next to the Pope of Greenwich Village Is that what you're getting at right now? Is that what you're telling me? It's in Castle New York Your pasta sauce It's thin.

Fuck, that's awesome. This is one of the greatest things I've ever learned. Eric Roberts and Christopher walk in our neighbor. Allegedly. Oh, yeah, we'll see. These are tall tales, perhaps. Wait, these aren't legally binding documents? No, they are not.

Sad to say. Oh, I've been doing this all wrong. We did get them notarized. I know a guy. She also told him about a research project she was working on that she hoped would result in her publishing a book. he was very enthusiastic about it and said he would love to be involved if it was very if if it was ever adapted for film and here's the thing got it every other person in

hollywood it would be full of shit eric roberts actually means that because when is he ever said no to a motion picture hustling always hustling that's the trick right there if it's a movie he wants to be in it that's that's the rule it's a great rule wow 24 frames a second me up. Oh, God, you do a sequel to a Serbian film where I love to show up in that way. Could I play the new baby? I mean, this sounds true to life, too. Remember the cameo you got Chris last year? He was like, invite me. I want to be on this year. Oh, you're right. He was very enthusiastic. You got 50 bucks in a sandwich. He said, I don't do any of the social media stuff. but here's my wife's email address.

Let me know when your book comes out. Wow. She's still working on the book and unfortunately, is she working on her? Isn't it just that? Yeah, yeah. She's still working on the book and unfortunately lost track of the email address. How? That would not happen.

I got a number off in the suit. It's an umma. Umma chair. Well, no, you know, you just call up Christopher Warkin, and then you, could you run next door and tell Eric, hey, Eric, I got a phone call for you. Eric. The phone's ringing. I'm so sick of people calling me for Eric Roberts, my next door neighbor.

I got to get out of the book. This is embarrassing. My phone number is public information. Anyway, I'm making my specialty. it's New Jersey pad tie She's still working But I'm sure if it ever makes it to the screen He'll be in it anyway

But by then It will probably be his 1,000th project Let's hope so Do you guys have any good stories about Airplane Seat Companions? Thanks for the many years of laughs Show has gotten me through some very tough times My wife and I list to it so much

I'm pretty sure our cats know your voices as well as they do our Susanna in Connecticut thank you Susanna well thank you airplanes yes airplane stories sitting next to people

I don't really have one I think I already told one on the show before about I almost got into a fight with an old man and I called them a grampy there's so many of those at this point literally when we were going on tour the same tour that the Universal Soldier

episode was from that was the fight on the airplane to Cleveland or something and I was I yelled at this guy for being in my seat and I really let him have it. And it turns out I was wrong. I said next to him.

Good job Eric. I mean the opposite of that story. I'm too nice and I don't know how to stop. If someone starts talking to me, I'll let it happen. And I got one time on our flight, my flight to Charlotte speaking to go to go to tour. I was like by myself going to Charlotte late. It was like 7 o'clock, early earlyish flight. And this I got what I call gentlemen's first class, which is

there's no one sitting in between. Love that. You're in an aisle, somebody else is in the window, and there's no one in between. It's like amazing. And I'm like, this is an amazing situation. And the woman, two seats down for me, she's a little bit older than me,

but man, just like casual. What do you do for a living? I do the day job thing. You never say, you never talk about podcasts. But when I tell you, we talked the entire flight and I was exhausted. It's like a two-hour flight.

it's like a two-hour flight and it was a very pleasant conversation but no it wasn't though dude you know what i mean exactly like it just i kept trying to let that happen like i got my book here i got my podcast so what was her deal just like nothing going on i couldn't remember well of sadness that needed to be placated i couldn't remember a thing about this woman again she's incredibly nice she's wellish to do if i remember correctly but man just sort of like i i and i don't mind a quick chit-chat, like, I feel like when you're sitting down, like, getting your shit together in the plane, like, you

would kind of have a, not an introducing, like, hello, my name is, but like, sort of, you know, we'll be flying next to one another today. But you do the, hey, I think, oh, man, blah, blah, blah. And if that turns into a small conversation, but then the wheels go up and so does the lips. What's funny is no, I don't

think anyone's ever tried to talk to me on an airplane or anywhere, I have a face in which people approach me a lot. I just do. I don't know. don't know why that is. You got to work on that resting bitch face. Exactly. Outside the show, I look like I'm mad all the time. That's how I

present myself to the world. Keep it to a friendly nod, Stephen. You don't got to start talking to these people. That's, you know, a nice sharp like, hey, that's it. That's all you got to do. And then you sit down. And then my trick is always, every time, put your headphones back in

and take them off, take a little extra time taking them off so they have to repeat themselves every time they try to we'll start something up that's very good dude that really does put them in a bind if they want to have a conversation with me and I found it very helpful

I will say I think I've told this story before I was on the same flight as Jenny McCarthy and her patrol Don Walberg and one of the flight attendants would like was glued to them was like

asking them about all their projects knew the names of all their projects Wow, so they singled them out. And I thought it was over when I landed and I come out traveling with the dog at the time. Soap's out there and Donnie Wahlberg is petting my dog. Oh, shit. You put the dog down right after this. I did.

I got a clone much like if everybody's seen tabloid. I got a clone of my dog just to make sure this was so I could burn the original. But yeah, that was my big one. Also, I was on the same flight as one of my favorite directors, Apechanpong, or Sothal. I know I butchered that. Sorry.

A peachy pong, where is Sethicool? There we go. And he was very nice across the aisle mate. I don't think I've ever had a celebrity on my flight, just as an FYI. I don't think I've ever noticed. Oh, really? I've got just two.

One time I went to Southby, and there and back, I was on the same flight as character actor Michael Kelly. Oh, nice. And the guy he was on House of Cards. He's in the Zach Snyder, Donald Taylor. I'll tell you exactly who is, Eric.

He's the guy that works for G.I. Joe at the end of Transformers. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yes, yes, he's like the middle manager guy. So, yeah. So if that plane went down, it would not be remembered at all.

Either way. Yeah. And one time we were playing in Chicago on the way out, I was on the same flight as Maya Rudolph. and she seemed totally pleasant. Also, I keep huge over-the-head headphones on at all times, and I look angry constantly.

No one ever tries to talk to me on a plane. I always do aisle, so they will excuse themselves, and I will pleasantly be like, oh, yeah, no problem. But those things stay on. I'm not saying hi. I don't give a flying. A glare and a furled brow. I like that you're so pleasant you let people go to the bathroom,

as opposed to being like, you know what? Step over me. Just step over me. More than twice, are you serious? You got a cups of water earlier. Why don't you just stay in the seat and do it there? But yeah, so there you go. Another big announcement, by the way, just to get this out.

Speaking of going on tour, you know, this December, the 7th of December, we will be at White Eagle Hall in Jersey City, New Jersey, talking about the Tim Allen Santa Claus movie. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, folks. I'm excited for this one.

I'm pretty sure I've seen this movie like at least 15 times. It was a big, it was a big holiday staple around my house growing up. Probably only once or twice for me. It's been, no, it was in the middle. It wasn't a big like every year we're watching this.

I definitely think we saw it in theaters and we had it on tape, but it wasn't, it didn't get a lot of, spins if I don't believe. It's gotten the most spins of any Tim Allen movie I have to imagine. Other than Galaxy Quest, I guess, is the exception. I always just remember him like

holding his big belly. Yes. I'm going, ooh, I got a belly now. And there's like, there's weird body horror where like his, he's looking in the mirror and he turns from Tim Allen to Santa Claus and it's like fucking bone chilling. Yeah, we watch that a lot and then

I didn't see either of the sequels until we did that third one with Martin Short. for an episode. And I've still never seen the second one. The second one's maybe the weirdest for the bunch. He's forced to get married or something. He's forced to get married. There's like a fake, the fake claws that has no butt or something. He's like a robot. He's like a robot, but he's like plastic looking.

Yeah, it's really chilling. It's downright chilling. But yeah, we're going to be in White Eagle Hall in Jersey City on December the 9th. Seven. Seven. There we go. Just remember Pearl Harbor. Yeah, it's Pearl Harbor. Steve. That's it. It looks like Steve Sadek doesn't appreciate American history. I do

not. I do not. But those tickets are on sale now. You can go to WHM Podcast.com. Our tour page has all the info there. It's going to be fun, man. It's going to be a holiday spectacular. I might be wearing a hat. Oh, it's not like a hat like this. Like maybe get some Santa hats or something. It's a night to remember. You're going to want to come out. You're going to be telling your grandkids about that. Maybe we'll do ugly sweaters.

that might be a little hot on stage but you could do an ugly sweater and come to the show I just kind of feel like as Steve was sort of referencing like it's ugly sweaters are over like that's oh yeah I guess it's kind of done every Hallmark movie is like go to an ugly sweater

Christmas takes three and a half months at a Hallmark Christmas movie you show up around September and you're doing shit until the 25th and then it's like well I got to go to this ugly sweater contest and then someone's like oh ugly sweater Oh, yeah, then an old Navy commercial breaks out.

Exactly. Okay, letter number two. There we go. An actual giant woman. Ooh. Hey guys, this isn't about movies, but I feel like you discuss the topic enough to make it relevant. I have. Sadly, I happen to be, well, kind of a giant woman.

Okay. At a terrifying five feet 11 tall, I rode the countryside. bending too much on pants, looking weird and group photos and avoiding men who asked me if I've ever heard of our crumb very funny joke. But actually the movie is good.

The movie is really good. It's a joke, but it's a thing that happens, though, to her. I guarantee you this. When I was 26, I moved to the Hudson Valley from upstate and thus had to find a new doctor. I was referred to one who seemed fine.

Small dude, probably in his 60s, serious Bernie Sanders energy. We call them BSE. You're too damn tall. During my initial visit, everything was normal, and he did make a few remarks about my height. After measuring me, but I wrote it off a small talk. What a fool I was. What a fool I was.

Of course, the height remarks continued. Oh, no. You would be six foot three or taller if you were a man. What? You're lucky to be so tall. I've always been shorter than everyone. even my girlfriend Oh my brother

Steve I think I'm going to have to hear one of these As a Bernie Sanders I was going to say You're very tall for a woman Is your boyfriend tall? That's a real I'm working for This group called Nexium

They're looking for many many new girlfriends Pardon me madam I would like to climb you Like a Christmas three Have you ever heard of Keith Rainiery guys are genius can you carry a cell phone tower signals up there where you are or what that's got to be really i'm profoundly attractive to you madam uh just in case you didn't know never anything too weird but it was enough to make things awkward then after uh i'd been seeing him for about a year it happened i'd lost weight

and he asked me if it was intentional and if it was intentional i told them it was he asked if i planning on losing much more, trying desperately to escape the subject. I told him I was happy at my current weight and feeling much better. And this motherfucker says, got to do Bernie Sanders' voice, I'm so happy to hear that because you're so tall and so strong. If you ever, if we ever got married, I bet you could carry me over the threshold. Oh, I, oh, man.

And I'm going to go totally, if we ever got married, you might even put out an apparatus in peg me. I'm making a joke. Do you want to see my diary? There's a lot about it in there, actually. You can just carry him and peg him the whole way home. I'm like a horsey. This is great.

Two birds with one stone. I'm getting fucking pegged and I'm getting a ride home. Oh, my God. No, yes, a person I've met six times. I have not thought about us getting married for at least two days now. Let me talk about getting married. as I do your vaginal exam. You feel uncomfortable?

Why? I want to jack off on the beanstalk. Get it? Oh. That's great. That's a t-shirt. That is a boardwalk T-shirt specifically.

You know, the other day I was a girl's volleyball tournament that I wasn't invited to. I was a volunteer referee. Oh, definitely. So yeah, now my doctor is a delightful woman who talks about gardening. It's never mentioned my height.

However, have you guys ever encountered inappropriate medical professional? Thanks for making me laugh. I take that again, even though we're live. Live show, but you know what? Go right ahead. I'm going to do it. This is how the sausage is made.

It's the first one back. Thanks for making me laugh at my giant castle at the top of the beanstalk. Tiffany and N. Thank you, Tiffany. Do I have any inappropriate medical professional stories? No, it's confidential

between me and my doctor. Yeah, that would be a hippo violation. Yeah, he made me sign an NDA. I could say, yeah. You had a good one. He also made me sign a do not resuscitate. So he just kissed the captain of the Spanish soccer team. I don't see what the big fucking deal is.

They're about your height, right? I remember that last joke was me doing the pervert doctor Okay, that's right You know it would be hilarious You know it would be fucking hilarious If you

When my nurse came in I was sitting in your lap That'd be so weird, right? She'd get a real laugh out of it So my mom used to work at a blah blah blah A medical facility

On Fortebrode in the Bronx And you know the good thing was you know it was a union gig so that was good and you know whenever you were remotely sick you'd go you'd go up to mom's job there'd be 55 fucking doctors at HMO the one I always went to

which is older French gentleman and you know I was kind of a heavy French guy in the Bronx yes I feel like that's a children's book I certainly don't think he was living oh yeah fair enough but he And he's like friendly with my mother, friends of my mother,

who's going to work there, co-workers. And door would close. I'd be like, I got a cold. And he'd like, yeah, it's because you're so fat. And I'm like, oh, you're just put on too much weight. That's why you're, your lungs, anything I went in there for as a little fat kid was you're too fat. It's because you're very, we're like, oh, yeah, blah, blah, blah.

I fucking sprained my pinky in dodgeball the other day. you're too fat and that's why that is. Wow. I've heard that too. Did you, did you see this doctorate for real, Steve? Was this, are you sure this French guy was just fucking scamming you? Like, this sounds like some fake shit. Like, oh no, yeah, hepatitis. That's from being fat too.

As well. That as well. I would just imagine he would want to do more than just talk about his overweightness. If it was just some guy dragging around. That's how he's getting through though, isn't it? Like, like, you just like... You break them like a horse, yeah. Oh, no, okay, yeah.

The problem with you is your too fat. Okay, next patient, yes, you're too fat as well. That's the problem with you as well. Okay, next patient. You're not another $500. Thank you very much. Can you believe that? $300,000 a year?

Oh, I can imagine why you're having trouble sleeping. Look at your fat ass! Yeah, I just love the idea that your lungs. Like, there's too much fat. It's just destroying your inner and some. It is. I haven't had any, like, inappropriate medical professionals. I don't believe.

I had a real asshole dentist one time that was, like, really fucking laying into me about brushing my teeth and, like, you know, I got to do better about this. How did my parents not teach me better about that? And I was like, you can go fuck yourself. And, like, after that appointment, I was just like, mom, straight up finding a new dentist because that guy was a doucheback. He was a fucking doucheback. And for him, for them to do that in 20, 21. I mean, I mean, it's not, we already know. We know what to do now.

I was, I saw my bad experience is also from a tenta which I, after being prepped at everything for a root canal, I waited for I'm not, for real, uh, hour, three hours. No. Before the guy came back in the room to finish it. And it wasn't like setting anything or anything like that. It wasn't like anything that had to wait. saying it was just like a long time you know sometimes they would split up a root canal and then you'd come back later but the weird three hours is way too long no no we hadn't even started

yet there wasn't anything to like do it was just like in the chair just in the chair with like the little bit for three hours was there a guy with a clipboard that was like monitor like a this i came out i came out stanford prison experiment i came out like twice and like saw the guy like eating lunch over a computer. He's giving you that. Literally, yes, yes. Wow. Incredible.

That's terrible. That's wild. That was not fun. Ma'am, ma'am, could I borrow your hand for a second? You'll put it right here. I must be this tall to ride this ride. Am I right?

Am I right? So Eric Siska. Yes, sir. We all understand it now. Of course, you are the champion. of the season's PHS trailer game. And so next week,

the season 14 premiere is something, it's a redo episode. It is. Of choosing. So what did you decide we're going to watch, my friend?

Well, next week, next Tuesday, or whenever you listen. Anyway, the next episode, Star Wars, episode one,

The Phantom Menace. Wow, look at that. Look at this. I am knee deep and watching this movie. I had to stop it. I still have 40 minutes left.

Is that right? that's absolutely true you always feel like the horse and an ever-ending story with this movie every fucking time you turn it on you're like well i'm gonna die here this is how i fucking die please let me drown in the quicksand we're recording it tomorrow and um we're excited to get into it folks yeah it's gonna be awesome um and i was speaking of uh stuff returning of course uh so a week from this coming monday which is the 11th of september on screen live comes back to this very YouTube channel. Well, I'll never forget that date. I can't wait for it. I'll be really excited for that to show up. I don't know, man.

You can't remember Pearl Harbor, which is also one that, you know. I didn't live through it, dude. I didn't have it in my backyard. It is going to be an explosive premiere for the on screen live program. I knew it. I fucking knew it. But, you know, we're going to be going over, you know, what is going on at the box office. We've been away from it for quite some time. We'll be doing some what we watched on our summer vacation talk.

So that's going to be a lot of fun. So the 11th, at 12 noon Eastern, as they say. All right. So is this, this one's me, Chris Cabin? Yes. Okay. You for sure. The other lane boy. Hey guys. I don't know when the last time you did a mailbag was at this point. well, Jesus fucking Christ. Well, it has been a while since we've been here, but we've been on break. And I don't know if anyone will see this,

but I was at your live show for the birdcage. And all the Nathan Lane love reminded me about this nut about his Nutbar brother. Nut bar. Nut bar is a good one.

You don't get that I like that one. This guy's outrageous. I figured I'd share this with you. All right. In 2001, my high school announced that we were getting a new principal with a famous brother, Dan Lane. Wow. They hyped this up for me. You got to call him Dane, I think, at that point. Dane, come on. It's right there. Yeah. Maybe he was born Dane Lane, and he was, like, pissed off on his parents about it. It's like, all that rhyming sucks. I'm

Dan now. Daniel E. Lane. now. All right, here we go. They hyped him for weeks. We had to read an article about him and his relationship with his brother in our English class to prepare our hearts and minds for this man. Everybody gets a copy of Brothers Magazine where they all talk about the brothers of famous people every time. Do you know Patrick Wilson has a brother? I would be interesting in actually thumbing through that periodical, maybe in a doctor's office, you know. Sure. Yeah, I would definitely leave through that on a plane while not talking with anybody.

Okay. In their defense, he totally lived up to the hype. Dude was out there. Sounded exactly like Nathan Lane would hijack morning announcements to tell us, I love you all. Wow, okay. Got into a legit cat and mouse game

with some student who kept pooping on the bathroom floors. Of course. I want more about that. You're about to get it. Oh, good. He'd also come on to the PA to tell the mystery pooper that he would catch him. I will catch you if you're out there. I'll get you.

And just add a general sense of giddy chaos to the building. Sounds exactly what you want in a school administrator. His star shone bright and burned out fast, though. Damn. There was an altercation in which he was approached by several parents, one night. Nobody knows why, but he disappeared like a Catholic priest within

days. Did they beat him up? Is he Freddy Kruger now? Exactly. Does he now get people in their dreams? How does his work? He's just making everybody live through the Bose afraid scenes with Nathan Lane

now. You all have to experience that firsthand. That's interesting that he was just gone. Just yeah, that's mysterious. I was lucky enough to have had two interactions with him during his stint. Once when I made a really patronizing

picture of him in Photoshop for photography class, it featured his face translucent and superimposed over the exterior of the building with quote, I have a dream written on it. I don't know about that.

No. Tomic Sands, as was the fashion at the time. I showed it to him, him in an attempt at being a little shit boy, but he not only missed the joke, he framed it in his office and tracked me down later in the day to bring a thank you card to me during my health class. I think this is what the parents came to him about. I think the fact that they saw this in the fucking office and we're like, what the fuck is that? No, no, you got to go. I'm sorry. You just got to stop.

Imagine Nathan Lane's voice booming saying, this kid's an artist. You gotta see what he made for me. I wished I was dead. Then at our senior prom, my buddy and I asked him to take a picture with us. He put his arms around our shoulders. See, now this I think is what the parents came up to him for.

Brace yourselves. He put his arms around our shoulders. shoulders and as we were waiting for the picture, he said just loud enough for us to hear and nobody else, say Falacio, say Conellengus. Those are normal things you say. It's like cheese or like happy, any of those things, Phalachio. Whenever I, whenever I'm in charge of children, that's what I talk about. Every time.

It was the senior prom, Steve. That's right, man. You're adults now. Yeah, you're going to be. Whether you like it or not, apparently. The man was nuts, and I cherish these weird memories. Thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoyed. Any stories of weirdo staff in your schools or people who really want you to know about their famous siblings?

Big fan of all your pods. Looking forward to seeing you in December at White Eagle Hall. Shamus from Jersey. Oh, thank you, Seamus. Now, Chris, did Donnie Wahlberg talk about his famous sibling at all? He did not bring a Marcus up. No, he did not. That's too bad to say.

I had an adversarial relationship with my grade school principal, like the one that I, in seventh grade, I really started coming to my own as a little shit boy, like being sarcastic. Like, that's how people, that's how people stopped being fun of me and started to like me a little bit. So I really amped that up. Yes. And the new birdie, by the way.

you go through puperty to become a shit boy shit man exactly and then you become a shit shit podcaster of course I had the new principal was a doctor of music which was hilarious was it doctor funk dude is doctor something I won't say and he had a kind of a largeish red mole on his head and I swear to God when I tell you that I took red construction paper and I made a puppet. I swear to God, teachers were cool enough with me during the opening announcements

that when he was doing the announcements of the morning, I'd have the puppet and I'd do this with red construction paper and at least one teacher brought another teacher in to watch the show. Oh, wow. The star is born.

You got to see this. Mean little bastard. Did they all hate the doctor? Oh, they hate it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. That's all right. Yeah. And like there was, that's incredible. That's amazing.

We had a, we had a gym teacher slash football coach who was like locally famous because he was like the arena football, like wide receiver celebrity. Whoa. And his football nickname and then his real name after it, touchdown Eddie Brown. Oh, that's awesome. he once was arrested for throwing his mother down a flight of stairs well okay first of all that's that

that's literally public that's public record that was the newspaper how how did she start up to get it to this point how is it's her fault is what we wanted to come on how many stairs you know was it just the stoop of the house that's not I don't know

touchdown any brown love it he was you know who he is I'm just picturing someone throwing a woman down a flight of stairs and doing a touchdown dance well wouldn't you know it I don't know if it was started in newspapers or what but for a while the unfortunate nickname

was indeed throw down Eddie Brown I believe well you do not say and Steve you know who that dude is the father of no disgraced NFL star Antonio Brown oh there you go runs of the family I love it yeah

yeah I think Eddie Eddie at least turned his life around There you go And I think there's some time for Antonio To throw away his career Exactly

Yeah but that's that's the only I think because we didn't have any other celebrities Around the school or Right Chris I'm not that I can think of some sibling Of a celebrity No I can't remember that ever happening no Yeah

So another quick thing of big news here. If you were around the WHM averse yesterday, you saw that this one online, but if you haven't yet learned, we have an all new revamped WHM archive that's available on the Patreon. Now, this sucker,

you can get access to folks starting at just the $5 level. And it is your own private RSS feed that you can paste into your podcatcher app, whichever one you use. And you can download all of those episodes. It used to be in that jankiest fuck Google Drive folder.

Now they are in a place where they will all live forever. It's over 100 old-ass episodes. It's a ton of early, like, animation damnation. All those episodes on Mission Impossible we did age ago. Classic old episodes, baby cakes, hide her in the house. I'm pretty sure the Tobolowski and Mike Nelson, Ed, Joel Hodgson interviews are all on that. They are. Back when we were doing interviews.

Those are fun. Those are all great. I really love that Gilbert interview. interview we did. But that's on the free feed. So if we're talking interviews, check out the Gilbert Godfried episode as well. That's right. I do want to say a little, hey, that's amazing that it's now so much easier to listen to that stuff. You don't have to like download anything. You can just pop it in right to Spotify if you want or any RSSB. Actually, everything buts. Because Spotify apparently does not let you insert your own RSS feeds into it.

But they've now partnered with Patreon. So you can link your account from Spotify to Patreon and get the on exclusive content except for the archive. That's what I got mixed up about. But regarding that those old episodes, folks, someone yesterday on top of that message said, Star Trek Into Darkness, Stephen Sadek's favorite movie of 2013, referencing more than likely me being positive about Star Trek into darkness in the year 2013.

I'm sure that I was. They all were pretty positive. We're all pretty positive. It's okay. But here's the thing. I'm still pretty positive. I just, I don't know who those people were. Whoever did those shows, I just showed me really clear, and that's what we're going to learn.

Listen to the voices. That's not us. It doesn't sound like us at all. You still send them letters. Be honest. You still talk to them from correspondence. You have epistolary, you know, communication. But I don't know who those gentlemen are.

I can't vouch for anything that they say, do, or believe. But it's also, we're not going to relitigate that. I was charmed by the central cast. That's why I still kind of likened to darkness. but opinions change over time and that's a good thing. Exactly. I rewatched all those

Kelvin movies and the third one's my favorite now so who the fuck knows what can happen. Exactly. That into darkness would be way better if it wasn't con. It was just fucking stupid that it was gone and that's that's that. And then we're doing the reverse at the end

with Spock the whole it's a lot. But it's still pretty kind of good kind of sort of. Yeah, it's still fun movie. But anyway, yes. Starting at that $5 level, folks, the access episodes 2 through 109. That is a lot of us finding our footing.

But folks love it. It's there now much more easier to access. Now, Eric Siska, we've got one last email. And I'll say before this email is read, folks, we're going to do some cues at the other end of the final promo. And then start to think about some cues. And then those big, big, big announcement, that big old honking announcement after those cues, right? No, it's after your email. We'll do the big honker.

Oh, the big hunker after the email, folks. That's right. Let's do it. Okay, Oppenheimer on Oppenheimer. I think I'm reading this one because I'm the guy that saw it four times. Oh, yeah, dude, I'm jealous. That's what I was doing on break is seeing Oppenheimer over and over again. That's awesome.

Hello. Sausage. Sausage being made for us. Hello, W.HM gang, with all the hubbable loo about Barbenheimer. recently me and my buddy decided to make a day out of it and saw Barbie at 1130 a.m., then went across town to another theater to see Oppenheimer at 10.30 p.m. on 70m. That's crazy. That's crazy. Also seeing a movie that early and then waiting almost 12 hours to watch another one in the theater. Yeah. Just take a long stroll. I just I just back to back it, dude. I think I had about like 45 minutes

betwixt. Yeah. Yeah. My original viewing was back to back as well. Just Got it done. All right. This goes on to say, knowing the crowds for both films, we thought the bigger costumes and uproarious crowds

would be at Barbie. But to our surprise, there's mostly just 20-somethings in pink, respectfully enjoying the film. Nice. I like that. Respect. You don't hear much about it these days.

Respect. They respect Mattel. They respect Barbie. Then we arrived at the lovely music box theater, which if you haven't checked out, make a trip there the next time you're in Chicago.

It's awesome. Can I tell you a quick story about the music box? We went there. It was me and friends of the show, Justin J. Case and Sean Winer, I believe. And Steve, maybe we were there for this. We went to see Cache, Michael Hanukas, Cache.

Did not do this. Okay, so maybe it was just the three of us. So I'm just watching Cache. I'm totally into it, but I'm like zoned out. It wasn't stoned or anything, just kind of zoned out. And I sort of like didn't even realize it, but the whole movie I had just, was curling my mustache.

Like on both sides, just watching this movie curling my mustache. And the lights come up after this like fucking weird, you know, it's a Michael Hannigan movie, fucking weird movie. Lights come up and JJ turns and looks at me and sees this hilarious curled mustache

and start scream laughing in the theater. It was awesome. But that is a beautiful fucking theater in Chicago. They do cool stuff. And I remember liking that movie, even though I wasn't at that screen. Oh, I love that movie. yeah that's a good one so they went to the music box theater and boy were they shocked as we take our seats in the middle of this crowded theater we notice a man who must have been at least 30 strut down the aisle and to the front row dressed head to toe like j robert

oppenheimer oh what in the fuck we chuckled for a second said oh that's kind of funny as you should yeah that's the appropriate reaction to that yeah good gag i you know what i won't I won't, it's not Oppenheimer unless you got that Southwestern belt buckle. Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, you got to have the hat. Big, big hat. Big hat. Yes. Yes. The pipe. I'm standing like this a lot, you know, with your hands like on your back of your hips. You got to weigh 80 pounds.

That's the big thing. That's the big thing. But also, if you want to do a special, I will do him in his little military outfit when he's trying to impress everybody and tell everybody where to go. I think that I think it's a good, a second one. I got to say my Halloween costume has changed. it's not Oppenheimer anymore. It's Pat J. Pesbis from telemarketers, man. Any fucking outfit. I still have not checked it out yet. This is the new HBO show, the docu series. And just, you know, with the jersey acts. I could do it with the whole character. I might do that. Oh, really? That's Pat the Tapper. No, yeah, he's going Pat the Tapper over there.

That sounds like every day is Halloween around your house. So the movie starts and I hear a deep voice begin talking. At first, I thought maybe, Maybe it must be a character off screen about to enter the frame, but then the voice gets louder, and I start to make out what is being said. This man is explaining to his friends who J. Robert Oppenheimer is as if... That's the movie! As if we weren't about to see it for three hours. Oh, sorry.

I could not believe my ears. His booming voice steadily rose as he continued to explain the entire life story of America's favorite bomb enthusiasts. Yeah, I'm sorry, but the movie's getting in the way. I have to go up now. Let's talk louder now. Until he finally reached to the point of the movie we were at. Come on.

You gotta kick these people out. If they're talking too much, I don't care if they dressed up like the movie. Yeah. No, I got to talk louder. I talk to the manager and he's not going to turn it down. So I got to yell. And that's when he meets Taylor.

Oh, there he is. There he is. thank God he's finally finished that is at least until we started getting into the debate about whether or not to drop the bomb this man begins obnoxiously loudly

laughing at such comedic lines of well now that fascism has been stopped communism is our greatest enemy and if we don't drop the bomb the Japanese will never surrender comedy gold if you ask me just like Max Katie

laughing in Oppenheimer I mean you're dressed as Oppenheimer doing the opposite of Oppenheimer you should be weepy. You should be like he never laughed. I don't think he ever laughed that son of a bitch. No man never knew a laugh in his life. No, no, why do you know if you're going to really do that?

You got to stand up in the middle of the theater and you got to start fucking people's wives. You know what? If you're really going to fucking do it, just got to fucking, you know, take them out for a drink and then fuck their wives. That's what you do. You tell Ruthie I'll be in Pasadena later this week. I got to

you, the biggest laugh I've had at the movie theater this year, now that it's been out for a while, Eric's seen it four times, is towards the end of that movie when he's just like, when they're like, well, because you slept with his wife, and he's like, no, but he never knew that. So it doesn't get out or whatever it is. It's my favorite. Yeah,

the Dr. Tolman died of a broken heart thing, and it's like, well, he never knew. Oh, yeah, I fucked his wife. He was on the base. I fucked everybody's wife was on the base, but he didn't know specific. That wasn't one of the ones I got caught. See, see, the more of them. that I fuck, the less chances I get caught fucking. You see,

understand that. Because now that I've seen the movie four times, I remember that one moment of like, oh, everyone's having babies at Los Alamos, it's like the passage of time. But no, he's just fucking putting them in. He's fucking fucking the whole base. His gang is conning. He's doing the whole thing. That was part

of the compartmentalizing of that whole operation. It's like, they're over here working on this part. They're over here working on this part. And I'm fucking all the wives, so they'd have to worry about fucking their wife. I'm making the babies. The dude was organized. He was organized. Matt Damon was saying wrap it up with the containment

of the fucking base. All right. Finally, as credits start to roll and the well-earned applause begins, this man stands up at his seat and begins addressing the crowd. You've got to be kidding. Get out. Soaking in the cheers as if you truly were

Oppenheimer. What a character. You know what? It's like this and you remember this was like a couple years back, maybe just like last year, I don't know. There was a video that went around of like, there was a movie theater

where the projector had a malfunction and, you know, they were taking some time to fix it or whatever. So like to kill the time, this woman was doing stand-up or whatever. Oh my God. These are the occasions where we throw sodas. I'm sorry. It's just

You got to do it. And just like soak the person because like this is unacceptable behavior in public. Yes, go get a refill, come bring it back in, and then the whole soda goes on them, I think. You don't get a free refill, just tell him you spilled it. I don't care. No, because otherwise it's just going to be ice at the end of a show. Man, that's obnoxious.

Yeah, it is. So with that story told, my question for you guys is, have you ever had someone who was so into a movie that it completely ruined a theater experience for you? Well, wishes, and big hope you'll do a show in Chicago soon. Tyler, thank you. Tyler. We're a little overdue, honestly, I would say for Chicago. I would love to go back to Chicago. Touch overdue.

I figure that out at some point. Halloween H2O opening night, there was a guy dressed as Michael Myers scaring people, which is a good move. You know, that's about it. That was it. I mean, I do think it'd be funny if Oppenheimer was scaring people with Bobbrogs.

Grab the shoulders, kind of a thing. Oh, don't know. He, damn it, he fucked my wife. That's, uh, that's just reminded me, Steve, this was like a coordinated thing like by the studio but you saying that about H2O reminded me when I saw

the Halloween 2018 at Toronto in 2018 they had a dude just dressed as Michael Myers walking around the theater and like during the intro like he was like appearing in the balcony and they like blare

the theme song and shit. It was kind of cool. The dude was doing a good job. He's paid. He's paid. Right. yeah yeah yeah exactly exactly i mean i'm sure there's a thousand examples i just can't think of a specific one right now i got i got something similar but it wasn't a movie although there is a very popular movie where this happens so my sister when she was in college was in a production of rocky horror picture show um and so she's in rocky horror and you know when you see the movie, you know, they have all

the callouts and stuff, you know, the people yell at the screen and everything like that. And like, I guess this dude was just doing that in this college production of it. Yeah. And like, and he's like spitting out these like yell at the screen

things, but like just at people. Yeah, you don't do that. And he's in the front row of this like tiny black box theater. And like, so they would say a line, you know, and then the whole thing is like, in the movie, you squeeze in lines and respond to shit in between lines.

So, like, this dude was, he'd be like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then, like, the actor would talk. And then, like, he was jamming. And we're talking to my sister afterwards. And she was like, some guy who knows those things really well told me that this guy was saying extra things that weren't included.

Oh, that's, you can't be ended up. And the whole, the whole fucking time this pig was just yelling. I think theater, you can't just yell at. No, yeah. No, there's no, there's no, direct. No one else was doing it. I guess if it was a thing where like, that was part of the thing and the theater was all advertised as such.

Yeah. Not a single other person was doing the participation in the call out. We did that once and never again. I can't imagine. It's profoundly unfun. The Rocky Horror screening or? Yeah, the Rocky Horror screening where people are talking during the thing. Yeah.

And everyone has, it's like, it's all a script and it's all really weird. Oh, it's script. it's all yeah right right right right but does it get randy it does and it gets a little at least the ones at least the script that they were going from which i imagine is the early 70s one it gets a little homophobic at parts like some f bombs but it's like funny and it's like ah well they're taking it back at it yeah i guess i'll have to investigate this thing it's none of my business it's i didn't care for it yeah no it's it's aggressively not for me although i do like the movie quite a bit i like music music yeah it's just yeah that's that is aggressively not for me so all right we're going to get to

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That's right. So I'm scrolling back now because here's the thing, you know, I sort of, I flubbed this because everybody got so fucking excited about the ad free option.

I think it just blew a bunch of questions right out of the water here. So I'm scrolling back, looking for just literally just question marks. well the first question Eric was not that man in the Oppenheimer cosplay it wasn't someone talking about Eric

even though he was at all the screenings of Oppenheimer that took place in August throughout this country I almost did it a fifth time but I decided not to at that point you at least have to see Barbie one more time just to even it out I guess yeah you're right I need to level it out

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belief just started vomiting seeing that the original one just oh what did they do All right, so let's see someone here. A fellow Andrew asks, what's on the TV? That's Charles Chaplin's Monsieur Vardou. Oh, that's what that is. Oh, yeah. So here's somewhat, this might motivate us now

because we get asked this so much. And someone on Patreon, I was going back and forth with yesterday, was even asking about it. But someone wants to know if we're getting another special, similar to the Korncast. We need to do it. I think we should. We did look at the schedule, put it on there.

This is on us. Not on you folks. Significast other. Yeah, it's got to be the biscuit, dude. Yeah, I think it would have to be, right? Yeah. Good album, FYI. We'll debate that.

Eventually, that might be like a Christmas offering for you folks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that idea. So here we go. So this is something, we've kind of like touched on, I believe maybe we mentioned it on the last on-screen live. but someone else, do we have any thoughts on the upcoming Exorcist reboot

Recontinue, Requel? It looks bad. It looks bad, dude. It looks like a bad movie. I don't know. I like the first Halloween remake and I like some of the stuff that Gordon Green does for sure. But this looks like a bad movie. It looks like it's poorly conceived.

We're doubling up on the Exorcist. It's just... Yeah, I just I don't know why this has got to be two girls possessed. Like, it's just, I I don't know. And here's the thing. Like, I was nervous when I heard about the Halloween reboot or, you know,

recontinue, whatever. But then when I saw the trailer, I was like, oh. Yes. This I was like, oh. You know what I mean? So prove me wrong, folks. I would love to be proven wrong. Well, because it's not like, you know, there's others where, like, some franchise, like,

it's one's good, the other isn't. Like, there's been two good Exorcist movies and the rest of them are trash. and there was like some show version of it too I think yeah for a few seasons it's not really a right franchise it's a really a one off one and three those are the ones to watch and it's like you could just leave the rest of Malone

you can just do an exorcism movie you don't have to pay for the IP yeah I mean there's certainly a sea of exorcist possessiony movies like you know they're not in short supply it doesn't have to be part part of this franchise. Some of them are just as

bad if that's what you're looking for. Yeah, exactly. If you're looking for movies that are the Exorcism of Emily Rose is a piece of shit. There's just no two ways about that one. Dude, there's going to be a flaming arrow through your window in like four minutes. Yes. The one defender of the Exorcism of Emily

Rose is finding my house. All right. So here's someone says so this happens on the Universal Soldier episode. This is in the finale of the VHS trailer game where I say I would have wanted to redo Judge dread as the episode if I had won, which was never going to

happen. But as this person agrees, would have been great. But Chris and Steve, what would you have redone? Chris, and also Steve, if you had been eligible. I think I was in the same vein as Eric, but... Yeah, you were talking fan of medicine.

I was talking about FAMS, but I think I actually probably would have gone to Revenge of the Sith because I actually am a huge defendant. I love that movie. I really really love that as a commentary. So that's still on the that's not really a re- yeah that's true yeah i might i might have asked for that as my uh be able to trade off there because i do i really like that movie and i would yeah i would have loved to a bad defender in that room uh for me well one to be fair i already got mine which was superman three and four

i i oh right i i just because those are like so so dear to me those movies yeah and to be able to redo them was fun because i you know we were we weren't at the top of our game at the time and i really like to redo it. You know, just it's in my head because I kind of want to re-watch that movie. I'd love to see what we would do with body parts again. See what that was like that.

I'm sure, yeah. Is that the Brad Duriff movie? Yes, with, uh, what's this? Fahey. Jeff Fahey, yeah, okay. Eric Red. I just saw this Jeff Fahey movie with Bo Derek and that's sexy movie.

Wild. Oh, is that right? Wild. She, she getting in his chest hair or what? Oh, dude. Oh, wow. Body parts not eligible. Episode 125.

So it was way off. Oh, that's right. We were only doing episodes that were in the archive. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. So here's another cue. Great fucking username.

Joe Blow asks, what TV shows have we've been watching this summer? Like, I tell them market is probably my favorite shows right now. Yeah, yeah. I start a lot and then just marinate by not watching it. Like, I need to watch that justified new season. I only watched a few episodes of that. so far. We have three episodes of the bear and we've had three episodes of the bear to finish

forever and it's such a good show. It's such a good show. Righteous Gemstones was good this summer. I didn't get there yet. I want to yeah, that bear is no joke. Chelsea and I watched that in like a week and a half and I'll say I was plugging it like before we went on break, but I seriously think that season

two of Star Trek Strange New Worlds that's a flawless season of television I don't think there's a bad episode in it it's all good to great episodes of really fucking great Star Trek I have to say I've been mean to get on it I want to second

I mean telemarketers it's three episodes long folks this is just beautiful television don't fucking waste my time is my biggest thing with TV shows and that's three episodes and it's perfect also how to with John Wilson has been phenomenal this season

it has oh I got to get on it. God damn it. And if you want to waste your time, watch Assoca on Disney Plus. Oh, yeah. I don't like it, folks. At least not yet. We'll see what happens. I have tried to start watching that like three times in the

last week on my lunch break. I'm like, this is the time. I'm going to watch it. And then like, I'm like, what if I watch the Simpsons and then played a lot of Zelda? Okay. I'll do that. You're totally fine, dude. I have to say I'm so far with the two episodes I've seen and I see that another one

released 45 minutes ago, but I am just really disappointed that it appears to just be like chasing the cartoon and undoing the end of the cartoon. I thought it would have been a cool opportunity to do something different with this character, but it is and I don't have anything against Rebels. What I've seen of it, I've enjoyed, but like

it is so beholden to Rebels that it's just a live action next season and it's very, I don't want to very disappointing. I don't need to have Wikipedia open the entire time to enjoy something. I don't want to have Wikipedia open to enjoy something. I watch all of Rebels and pretty much more or less enjoyed it all and I hate this you know yeah

yeah so we'll we'll see um oh this is I like this one Daniel asks what terrible movie musical would we produce at the Winter Garden Theater so if we were going to make a shitty like a movie into a shitty movie musical and the Winter Garden is notorious for this

they got back to the future there right now and they this is also where I saw Rocky the musical Rocky was there Rockie was there I got Rosario on the brain. I got to go with Larry Clark's kids. Of course. Yeah, yeah. We're just kids.

Oh, yeah. We're getting touched. Da-da-da-de-da-da-da-da. Look at my pubic bone. How about the last scene? Why don't you do that song? I will stop. Casper.

Where is Casper? Oh, where did we go? yeah oof I'm not such a friendly ghost do do do do do come on what about

what about this could possibly exist already but Exorcist the musical oh yeah for sure speaking of that

I mean dad has one yeah your mother your mother your mother sucks in hell your mother

your mother your mother sucks in hell I mean the real answer here is I just want to recreate the Simpsons Planet of the Apes musical.

Oh, yeah. Oh, sure. That would be the dream, right, of course. There you go. And if you made it like that, like not a Planet of the Apes musical, the Simpsons. Yes. Someone's playing Trian McClure playing, yeah. I assume it's happened somewhere in Texas already, but a musical about Texas Chainsaw Massacre would be pretty fun, I think. I would want to see that. I have seen both a Carrie musical and an Evil Dead musical. So you could do a Texas chainsome musical. It's there. It's absolutely there. That Carrie musical was something the fuck else. Let me tell you. Someone asks, we get another Harry Potter commentary for the year. Is that we're in the

far distant future? That's going to happen, I think. Right? We're doing the good one. We're doing the good one. We're finally doing the good one, everybody. We're turning. Yes, there's one good one. The ones after it are fine. But this is, the one really good one. Well, this is one that reset. Yeah, exactly. For the good sense. All right.

We'll take just a couple more here. Let's see if I can find some more. There was an eruption over Asoka. Oh, I see someone mentioning the American Psycho musical, which I also went to see. And yeah, it was fine. Oh, okay.

It's going to sign so the lambs one. They skipped over a lot. Skipped over a lot. Are we interested in playing Star Field. I don't know what Starfield is. It's a game. They just released some gameplay from it. It's been in production for like forever. It's a

buffet. I don't know what the studio is. Bethesda Games. They did Skyrim, which I kind of like. So I'm actually interested in checking it out. And I have not purchased a PlayStation 5, so I think I might pick up the Xbox and check it out. I am like this close to

legally finishing Zelda. Whoa, really? I got everything. I got all my ducks are lined up. And I just got to do it. But I'm like, what if I find a couple more shrines? But once I do that, and I just want to finish that game and then put it away for a while. I am still trying to find side quests in the back of my teeth.

Like just little fucking things, anything to do in that world. But yeah, I've gone into the depths under the castle, but I have not done anything past that. Can I tell you, I went, I went like into the depths and the whole like not being able to see shit freaked me out and I haven't been back. it felt so like oddly claustrophobic to me for whatever reason that I got freaked the fuck out

and I warped up through the ground and I have not been back I went to like attack the castle finally and I was getting my ass absolutely handed to me and when that happens sometimes I'm like and so I just I haven't played in like three weeks. There's stuff you need down

there man you got to get back down there I just to tell you this through me and Andrew I went down there and I was like once I saw a light route and I turned it on and it was like, oh, I got to find all of these now. And like I spent about two weeks just lighting up the whole

place, finding every light route I could find. And except for the ones that like you had to go to somewhere special to drop down into. I'm half and half and I've done every, it's really, it's right there. And I'm like, you know what, dude? Just do it. Finish it. Then maybe you might be able to read a book again. And I'm like, that's interesting.

That's interesting. Yeah. Don't do that. No, no. Oh, hey, speaking of books. I finished Dune, you guys. There you go. Yeah. Nice. It was good. It was really cool. Yeah. I'm pissed. I now have to wait till fucking March to watch the end of that. But what are you going to do? It's so stupid to move that to March.

Yeah. Someone asked me of any new records. Yeah. I got the remastered. Stop Making Sense. Sorry, Steve. What were you saying? I totally cut you off. I didn't say a word. Oh, I thought you went to say something we were talking about. No. Anyway. All right. Let's see. Let's find one more cube before we wrap it up for the evening here.

Wrap it up, opi. You got to wrap it up, opi. Let's see. Oh, well, someone in the meantime says, pro-tip light roots are in the same place on the map as shrines. Holy fuck, I actually didn't put that together. I didn't put that together either, FYI. That'll make that easier.

Thank you. Thank you. See, that's why the chat's fucking great. All right, this one, all right, we'll end with this one. we can all answer it but specifically I think directed at Chris Cabin Lance asks they have a question but mostly just for Chris

are we excited for Saw X I mean it's going to be awful so yeah I'm interested that they're like trying to find like they really did I mean we talked about this I think on the live stream when we did but like the fact that they were

just like we've got to find a way to bring Tobin Bell back yeah look it's time machine or prequel that's all we that's all we can do here people that's all we got i was for prequel is i mean i don't like any of those movies that's famously on i gotta say i'm intrigued by this new setup it's an interesting him in mexico getting getting greased by some fucking people and being like what did you spend my money on like kind of a thing is yeah is he but that's the thing is i need him if that's where we're going with this. I need him

like talking to Mel Gibson to get his guns or so. Like Mel Gibson is his engineer that helps him like fucking build these things. I need a little bit more. Because like it's fucking it's it's killing your old Mexican hospital. Well here's what it is dude.

You know, so it's like the old like urban legend or something like he wakes up in a fucking bathtub filled with ice and he got ripped off by like this fake Mexican hospital or whatever. And he calls up Mel Gibson who's his buddy like you know south of the border. or whatever. And he's like, I need to get back into the garage.

And Mel Gibson comes and he's got the key to this huge padlock and he opens this thing and it's a Mexico set fucking John Kramer workbench area. Love it. All the gears in the world. Every gear you could ever want. Instead, Mel Gibson is opening up

the Continental. No, thank you. That's how, if you really wanted to fix Saw X, the one way you could have done it. Nobody thought of it. Or maybe they just didn't want to. You get S. Craig Zoller in there, baby. Yes. If it's going to be fucking

crazy shit like this, you bring a crazy man in there. Yes. Finally, I would have my question answered. What does it feel like to watch a two hour and 48 minutes saw movie? Saw X white man's burden. No thank you. Steve, it's already that.

Come on. It's right there. Just go for it if you're going to do it. But that is going to do it for this WHM Mailbag edition. Just to wrap up, available now, Universal Soldier Live in Phoenix, wherever you get pods. Tickets are on sale for the W.HM Holiday Spectacular at White Eagle Hall in Jersey City, New Jersey,

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episode Sands advertisement now yeah that has a lot of information I can't believe I did that it was yeah thank you for going through all that that's really really really extraordinary. Hey, speaking of which, fuck, that's right. Also on the Phantom Menace episode,

Eric will reveal to us who the cameo is. Right out none of us know, but Eric. No one knows, but it's locked and loaded. And it's coming next week, folks. That's right. So we are going to kick off, but you will hear from us this coming Tuesday talking about Star Wars Phantom Menace and Steve has about 68 minutes left to go.

What was it, 47 minutes? What do you have left? 39. Oh, all right. All right. Okay, you can do it. Yeah, you can do that. All right, gang, but thanks so much for tuning in. Until next time, I've been Andrew Jupin. Steven Seda. Eric Sisko.

Chris Cabin. Take it easy. Good night, folks. Bye-bye. Thank you.