We Hate Movies - S14: Animation Damnation #92 Doug's Halloween Adventure

Episode Date: August 22, 2024

Originally Dropped on Patreon 10.9.21 On this month's Spooktacular edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the kind-of twisted and legit weird Doug Halloween episode, "Doug's Halloween Adventure." Originally airing back on 10/31/93, this episode has Doug being a total coward over going to an amusement park haunted house attraction, Skeeter dressing up like a sex toy to go trick-or-treating around children, and a guy that's... maybe actually a legit ghost? PLUS: Prepare to totally time travel when this cartoon's theme song hits. Wow. Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to listen to more Animation Damnation, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $3 and up! There are currently 125 episodes of Animation Damnation! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Welcome. to animation damnation loyal Patreon subscribers get ready to get scared this month is our spectacular edition of our fine cartoon nostalgia program here we're talking Doug the episode in question Doug's Halloween

Adventure original air date and this switches off if you ask Paramount Plus it's one thing if you ask IMDB another it's October either the 29th or 31st of the year 1993 it's so weird

I was trying to go through a lot Doug yesterday and Paramount Plus yet again the episode where Skeeter shoots himself with the stomach is not on there Oh what the fuck that was a classic Only online I guess now Maybe it's on YouTube totally crazy Yeah the one where a Patty Maynays is being

beaten up by her father That's also taking off unbelievable Rose Rocks at her old home Yes yes Doug helps And then she's like just run Doug come on Doug you want to run Run for it

Because let's let's get into it folks, because Patty Mayne is the iconic school girl crush of Doug, one Doug funny. Doug, yeah, yeah, Doug is voiced by a lady from Orange is the New Black

who still south, that's just her voice. And it's just, it's a two pack of a day voice. Constance Schulman a little 11-year-old girl just kind of togs like this. Hey, Doug! Yeah, because Constance Schulman from Johnson City, Tennessee. I can't afford Coca-Cola.

I need big red. Doug, can you go to my bureau and get my parliament lights, Doug? No, Doug, the parliament lights 100s. Because, I mean, and it's not even the southern exit, although that's part of it, it's the, it's the, the rasp.

The rasp is big. It's so fucking funny. This was like a massive, smack in the face with the nostalgia fan. year. Like, yeah. I had not seen this in so long, but like, man, the second that theme song started, Chelsea and I were both like but,

but, boom, it kicked in for me more with the, like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, yeah, that's where really is. Doug, are you masturbating over me? But, but yes, the song is good and it did really transport me back in time

a little bit. Oh, Doug, I know I have room for actual video, but I only are playboys. The Paramount Plus layout was showing me some episodes and this is like the fourth episode of the fourth season. The final Nickelodeon season.

The first episode of this season I looked at the title real quick and I was like, wow, Doug really hit some social issues here. I thought the first episode was entitled Doug's meth problem. Doug's math problem. Oh, big difference.

That's Patty's meth problem. Doug! Doug! Got my old itchy arms go And Doug, my teeth are falling out. Oh, Doug, an ATM fell on my boyfriend. You gotta help me, Gragin, if there's still money in there, Doug.

Oh, my friends have had heart attacks at 30. Oh, no, Patty mayonnaise 20 years later. Nothing good. That's mayonnaise left in the sun. It's a fancy day, Doug. Let's go to hotties. Jesus. Yeah, for those who don't recall, or, you know, you were not born yet when Doug came out, which is a stunning number of our listeners.

This is a show about, I don't know, he's like a middle school age kid. Yeah, he's 11, I think. Oh, he's 11. Okay, he's a little adolescent motherfucker. But it's good. The way that you can see the progression, you know, he can be juvenile in the way that, like, he envisions himself as quail man. So you get into sort of that territory of, you know, peanuts-esque fantasy. And then also, like, learning what it is to be a young adult.

Yeah. And he, like, he has more, like, adolescent, like, wanting to be in a rock group. Yeah. Why, he wants to be in the beats. The beats. And sing killer tofu. Aye. What do you think?

Killer tofu. All right. I am now realizing I am the one. I liked Doug, but I wasn't super crazy about that. We, me, and my brother and sister watched Doug quite a bit. I liked it. It was just always a little vanilla. for me. I was like, all right.

I'm going to be over here watching Ren and Stimpy with smoking cigarettes. Oh, man, edgy as fuck. Steve's saying that edgy cartoon viewer. I'm not saying that anyone who was soft or nothing. It just wasn't exactly for me. Here we go. You're pretty soon you'll be making videos on YouTube about like

you go woke, you go broke. Doug and Rogue Rats were the soft stuff. Renan Stimpy, the John Waters of the Nickelodeon channel. I did not fuck with Rugrats really. that much, only a handful. Oh, we watched a lot of that, too. I was pretty loyal to Doug. And then when

after, I guess, the fourth season, this would be the last season we're talking about on Nickelodeon. It went to Disney and they changed voice actors. And I did not vibe with it and I was like, goodbye, Doug. You were like Billy West or bust. Well, you can't change the voice actor

of anything, really. Especially four seasons in. It's just, especially the main effing character. Yeah. And also like, you know, just being a change. voice actress could you imagine you have an iconic film like Empire Strikes Bad and then you remove Boba Fett's

voice for a different voice Oh God, here we go. Anyway It should be noted though, Steve Billy West the original Doug also Stimpy. Yes, oh yeah Billy West exactly living in a golden house. Yeah, Fry from

Futurama. To be clear, I liked Doug when I caught it but I wasn't like a huge, huge fan Doug. Got it. I just always ended up on the episode where they go to see the beats and killer Tofu. Like I got this a lot on reruns. Yeah, I got you. Oh, okay. But like Ryan Stimpy, yeah, it was my jam. Because it was a block like on weeknights or something on Nickelodeon where I think you could do, it was like Rugrats went into Doug. Oh, like on weeknights. They just would air the same, you know, number of cartoons that they had. And there was definitely a programming

block. That's how I got hooked on Doug. Yeah, totally. I didn't transfer over. When the Angry Beavers came along, I was like, nope. No, yeah, that's what I said. That's what I walked away. Angry Beavers. Cat dog. Cat dog. Recess, all that. Arreale monsters a little bit. I dabbled. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I dabbled. Maybe next

spookacular. Did we ever do an Arreale? We did. There was that. There was also, I was like half watching Hey Arnold, but was kind of aging out. Yes. I was, I was not. I never. I never, never watched. My wife, a year younger than me, loved Hey Arnold. So it is that sort of straddle gap kind of a thing. Yeah, wow. Tectonic shifts.

I went out on a day with a girl who liked, hey Arnold, and I was like, this isn't going to work. Then you married her? No, no, no, I didn't. Killed her. Yeah, let's just say she was never seen again. By you, by you. By you.

By me, of course. Legally, I have to say that. So this is Doug's Halloween adventures from the spookacular. We start with Skeeter telling Doug a scary story. about some baron who took his wife into a tower that was known as Bloodstone Manor. What does this stay alive? Oh, Jesus. No, please no more.

Please no more. But this is a thing. You realize that like he's reciting like a scary story, but it turns out it's like, it's clearly just ad copy for this. Because what it is like, and then they took Bloodstone Manor and transported it to the local amusement park known as Funky Town. So he's just, he's like reciting a commercially heard about this haunted house that's opening up in town. And Skeeter, and this is in a very Doug-esque fashion, Skeeter wants to go there because that's where the teenagers are going.

But Doug wants to go trick-or-treating. So again, that's where babies are going. Right. Well, I appreciate, like, I guess, not only like the sensitivity of Doug of him, like, not knowing how to navigate girls and stuff, but him also sort of holding on to, like, childish things in a way. Sure. It's a good, like, transitional type of cartoon for kids in that age. I don't, I don't know, Skeeter. Maybe we should keep our diapers on.

Maybe we should keep on shitting our pants. Ooh, Doug Jr. Hey, Doug, I'm already using the toilet, man. What's your excuse? No, that's what I... Doug Skeeter and Chris. Chris is like, fucking baby shit, man. Smoking in the...

I don't hang out with that Doug. Doug, what I do this, Doug? Doug, the only time I patty mayonnaise wear diapers when I'm driving cross-country on a mission to kill someone. You're going to kill an astronaut, Doug. My astronaut boyfriend, Doug.

He's been seeing that bitch again, Doug. I'm going to light her up, Doug. Doug, did you notice that they increased the cost of donuts five cents at the local donut hut? That's when Doug knew he got friends zone, dude.

Doug, the good thing is they both smoke in bed so that I can lie to both and look like an accident, Doug. Get me a 30 rack of extra gold, Doug. Oh, definitely, dude. Paddy Band-Manet's drink of choice.

So, like, that's kind of the, I forgot like it's, you know, you start with the cold open and then you get the fucking killer theme song where you see everybody and it's Doug with a pencil and the but-da-da-da-da-da-da. And Roger has this cat. I feel like the cat was like a first season thing

and they're like, Roger doesn't need a cat. Yeah, we can't have the bully, have a cat. I guess it's like the counter to like, Doug of course had pork chop the dog. It's not enough pork chop by this episode, FYI. No. Also, this is a weird thing because like in a regular non-Hawloven special Doug

episode, these shows were broken up into two stories. So like you had the theme song and then there was a little bit of like something something Bloodstone Manor and then the pork chop writing out the name of the episode. They would do

that for the segments or whatever. Well, because Roger always struck me as somebody who would eat cats. He's got that color. I mean, like, it is weird. He looks like an alien. He does look like aliens. He's green and Skeeter's also green. Yeah. Skeeter's blue. Oh. It's like a blue turquoise. A turquoise

man, aqua marine. Just letting you know. Okay. Eric. Yeah. Skeeter's fucking blue. All right? I guess I'm colorblind. Clean the shit out. out of your eyes. Hey, Eric, they won't let you fly planes if you're colorblind.

I'm doing a little of a sunshine. Well, you know, I guess that's going to be unfortunate when I hijack the one. Yeah, you won't be able officially be able to when you take it. I do think that the color thing is interesting. It's a cool idea.

It makes the show look visually interesting. And we are kind of doing a sudden really post-racial, but like, you know what I mean? your friends come in all different colors. It's fine. It's a nice message. It is a nice message. But the weird part about Roger being green

is later in the episode, like they keep showing this Bloodstone Manor and this big monster guy who's green. And that's like scary, but I'm like, well, Roger's green. He's just regular. Well, I think because the monster's going, I see.

But also, you know, Roger is a little scary. He's got that leather jacket. He sort of bullies the boys from time of time. He's got a fash haircut, too. man. This kid's got a brown shirt somewhere. Roger Klotz fucking marched on Jan 6, dude. He's also like a local kingpin.

He's like Lucas Hosen Brick. He's got like every problem that comes up for Doug tends to root back to something Roger did. Hey, funny, they stole the election funny. That's pretty solid. Yeah, not too shabby

because I literally don't remember what that movie's about. Make him say some anti-mask stuff. I got you. You will not erase us, funny. Hey, funny, that's a violation of my hippor rights. Blood and soil, funny. Jews will not replace us, funny.

We must secure. No, no, no, no. I'm not getting microchipped funny. I'm doing my own research, funny. Yeah, he absolutely is. RIP Roger Klotz. COVID, definitely. So, yeah, the whole thing in this episode, yeah,

Skeeter wants to go to the Bloodstone Oh, no, Roger's injecting himself with a horse medicine. Wow! Steve had it, but then waited until I started talking, you then say it. Sorry. I love when that has.

Power move. No, so the one motherfucker wants to go to the opening night of this theme park attraction, and Doug wants to go trick-or-treating, which I'm sorry, Doug, you're way too old to this, man. This is embarrassing. You can say, hey, man, maybe this haunted house is in my speed. Yes.

But the alternative is not, let's go trick-or-treating. No. It's, it's humiliating. It's like, let's stay at home, watch horror movies. That's, yeah. But, like, Funky Town isn't, like, it's like where Pinocchio goes with the lost boys. Yeah, it's like, it's like some weird place out. Like, it doesn't seem like an actual amusement park.

I want to say Funky Town is used in other episodes. I think this is a staple of. the town. I can't remember. Because it sounded way too. I didn't remember this episode, but I did remember Funky Town existing. I don't know. And whenever you walk into, like a dream logic takes over. There's this huge staircase

to nowhere where the mansion is. Well, there's a lot of like fucked up imagery in this episode. And part of me was like, because of course I was in there, smoking weed through this whole thing. And I was like, hey man, is this episode getting weird? Or is it just the weed? But it does. It definitely goes weird.

Because Doug is going to be his is Hero Race Canyon who's an Indiana Jones knockoff whatever. Lucas was kind of aware. What the hell was that Doug up to? Hey man, that theme song Little too close for comfort.

Super close for comfort. It is 100% just Indiana Jones. It's like ba-da-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba sitting in like the Doug Riders office when they all come back from brick. Pay the piper, you pieces of shit. He's got a fucking flame thrower.

This is what happens when you fuck a straighter. the ass, Jim Jenkins. Slip the tables over, ripping the boards down. Don't mess with the best motherfucker. I'm not even going to get in trouble for this. And yeah, he has a lot of fantasies of him in Race Canyon, thwarting the evil house and then, you know. I feel like the fantasies should just be dug as Race Canyon.

It's quite strange seeing this little kid hanging out with this gruff dude. Yeah. It's, I mean, it's sidekicks era kind of, like, oh, right. That's very true. And, and Skeeter, Skeeter's costume is like a spaceship or whatever. Yeah. From a video game? I guess. And Roger Klotz has a great line that their, their costumes look like.

It's a hobo and a bathtub. I mean, let's get it out of there. Skito's like a big old dick this entire episode. She looks like a huge dildo. It looks like a spray paint can. Like, it's like, just push his head down. Hey, Doug, I'm playing my. favorite character, my favorite prop

in the Clockwork Orange, a big old dick. Hey Doug. Hey, Doug. I'm the ceramic dick from Clockwork. Hey, eh, eh. Ultra violence, funny. My mom's boyfriend's neighbor's

balls are huge, funny. That's that's that's the Nicki Minaj, her brother's friend. Oh, of course. Got the vaccine? His balls exploded. We're going to unite the right, funny. Gonna march at Funky Town. Hey, funny, when we're in the car,

can we listen to Ben Shapiro? He sounds exactly like me. It's all about mindset, funny. Man, Ben Shapiro. I'm just asking questions, funny. Yeah, Roger Klotz definitely listens to Joe Rogan everything. Absolutely. No doubt about it.

I drink limp tears, funny. And yeah, so they're going around His sister, his beat Nick sister Who I forgot all about Yeah Is like giving him shit Because he's gonna go Trick or treating

Which is it's you should know man Now it's like Oh fuck I'm being a baby Yeah When did everybody stop Trick or treat? I can't even tell you I don't

Because I very I was the youngest In a family of four And like when everybody else aged out of it I had to do it So I just stopped I stopped really early I stopped like seven or eight.

Wow. I had a, I have a bunch of younger cousins. So in a different, I had to keep go. I went like through high school because all my younger cousins lived near me and I was taking them. But that's a different story. Now you're taking them. You're still dressed up. Did you have a bag?

I do not have a bag. Okay. That's different. That's, yeah. I probably made it to like 12 or so. Yeah, the last time I was caught home in the bag. Yeah, maybe like sixth grade, seventh grade, something like that. Look, a couple of people, they had the full size ones.

I take one of those. Oh, sure. I'll put them in my pocket. I'm not, like, having a bag. Because the last year that I did it, I recall, I was very much too old to be doing it because it was a combo of like, oh, yeah, we're going to go get candy

and then do a lot of like, you know, vandalizing the nature. Oh, yeah. Breaking pumpkins and the like. I remember specifically there was a pumpkin that they carved it. I believe that it said like Hansen. Remember the band Hansen? And it was like the logo of Hansen.

Oh, I just. destroyed that. You have to. I mean, you put that out. You're begging for it. You're begging for it for sure. I have a vandalism story that I think the statute of limitations allow me to tell. Dude, paywall. You're good. Yeah, it's paywall. It's fine. But it's the lowest. It's the lowest. It's the lowest paywall. Yeah. Oh, that's right. I don't know. Do you think the police department and Woodstock are showing out $3? Sir, this is the only way we were going to get him. We got it. We got to get to, we got to subscribe to his podcast. We got it on tape. All right. So tell us how you killed this girl. No, no, no. So, you know, you kids out vandalizing and stuff.

And someone, I forget who had a, it was like a, it was called like smoke screen and it looked like a stick of dynamite. And it's like if you pull it, it's going to have, it's going to be pure smoke everywhere. I kind of remember this. I think I might have told you guys this before. No, no, I remember the actual smokescreen. I think I've seen it. Oh, okay. Yeah.

So, you know, everyone was too nervous to do it. Yeah. So I did it and I threw it in a garbage can in the center of town. and then I was immediately because then the garbage can it starts to look like it's going on fire and then the smoke starts pluming out and then I got chased by two cops

and I literally had to like it was like it was like a Ferris Bueller type of thing running through the neighborhoods trying to evade these officers that that rules and I didn't see what happened but people told me that like traffic had to be stopped like there was no visibility

you really did it the day you ruined Halloween you brought Halloween to its knees. That's right. It's not too bad. So one time I brought anything to its knees. I just remember I just think of some like old detective who's like one of those ex-files detectives like oh, 20 years ago. But it was the guy who was chasing you.

I remember distinctly because you know you're fucking afraid. You got a cop on your heels and like I was like jumping down like these little like hills and crevasses and cricks out in the back of town. I remember distinctly hearing this cop fucking fall at each shit. Because you can hear all of his fucking jingly, jangly utility

bells go down with him. I sprained my ankle chasing him and that led to, of course, my wife leaving me so you're after. Yeah. Me doing that is a straight line to that guy killing himself. I fell out my keys chasing that fat kid

now my dick don't work. So Maureen left. And now he's roaming free on the podcast waves. So they're like walking, doing their trick-or-treating. Of course they come upon Roger Klotz, who pretends that he's like a decapitated guy. And, yeah, they're like,

what are you supposed to be Skeeter, a huge, juicy cock? And he's like, no, it's a rocket. And then he goes, what are you supposed to be funny? And he's like, Race Canyon. And he goes, race Canyon, more like race chicken, funny. And so, yeah, they're turning around. I don't know. Oh, so there's, there's.

There's a weird, there's like, there's, I cannot, and I guess that's because you might be sued, right? But like, I cannot believe there's a bus that pulls up and nobody says, won't you take me to Funky Town? Oh, nice. But it's like a bus, like a shuttle that's taking kids from the neighborhood. What Doug is doing is he's trying to delay because he does not want to go, he's so scared. Yes. So like, he's like, oh, I can't go on the bus skater kind of a thing. I'm telling you right now, some absolute idiot moron in the fucking.

fucking Doug writing offices was like the funky town, take me to Funky Town line, it's just two on the nose. This is Doug, God damn it. That's a fucking standard terror Nickelodea, God damn it. The audience expects us to do it. We can't do it. This is dog, you pieces of shit.

Meanwhile, the logo for Funky Town is a dude doing the disco pose. So, yeah. But yeah, and Skeeter, like, he's like, I don't know, Skeeter. I think there's like a couple more houses we have to hit and he's like, oh, Doug, we've already been around the neighborhood

twice. Like you got enough candy, you little fucking pudgy. And then they missed the bus. Like, well, I guess we're like, I guess we can't go skater. Oh, no. And then Patty mayonnaise and her father pull up. And Doug finally... Hey, Doug. It's got any smokes, Doug.

Get out for my bogey, Doug. Got a light. Got a... Hey, Doug, this is the well. This is the water, Doug. And this is the water, Doug. the whale. The mini grocery stop selling

Lucy's Doug. That's all right, Doug. I don't care if it's a benzol. I just need to

touch, Doug. But she's like, oh, you know, who are you supposed to she guesses?

Immediately that he's the rocket for the video game. Hey, Skinner, you a big

old dick or what? Hey, Skinner, you look like a big, juicy dick.

She does go like, oh, you look just like right. Canyon who I want to fuck. Yeah, dude. His

heart's all a flutter because she gets the costume. His khaki shorts are getting tighter by the second. That's right. He's going to take Quill Man's belt off his forehead, put around his neck in the closet, if you know what I'm saying. Oh, Doug, I killed

David Kennedy style. Before the war, Doug. I met the original Race Canyon. I gave him a Angie. Oh. But so Doug finds his courage here because he's, you know, he's in front of Patty Mayanays, as he often does.

And it's like, well, actually, we're going to Funky Town. If you could give us a lift. And if I'm our dad, I'm like, absolutely not. I'm not going all the way to fucking fuck. Because theme parks are always like, you know, you got to get on the fucking highway. Absolutely. And he's already driving Patty.

He's like, oh, there's a party happening if Mimi's dead. Her best friend Mimi. Yes. Was Mimi, I don't recall, was Mimi a character that you? you ever saw, or was it always like she talked about the character, but you never... I don't remember. She definitely had friends, but I'm not sure if Mimi was, like, specifically one of them. Got it, got it.

Yeah, I didn't know if this was like Norm's wife, Vera or something. Mimi's got the meth, done. We're all heading that way. There's a lot of big meth and Mama Mimi's done. Let's go. She's got the good rocks done. Mimi is just like this lady like a satin slip

on a fucking nice couch smoking a cigarette The the wiki says that Miss Mimi is the ballet instructor That's right Thank you that's right That's her cover I do recall that now

That's their cover yeah Yeah she's teeth that oh That's actually a brilliant business model You run a ballet studio but you're also giving these kids meth to keep them thin Absolutely Oh yeah so you're going to Funky The dad rolls

What the fuck is going on, Patty? I am not driving to Funky Doug right now. Doug, can you just give us one minute? What the fuck? I'm not going to some discotheque, okay? It's 40 minutes out of a ride. I have to pay for parking even to get in there. And I'm like, Dad, I love it.

And I heard they're having to unite the right rally there. Isn't Roger there? Also, Patty? Patty. Patty, let's what? Have you been smoking again? Patty, Patty? Oh, shit. I was using binoc, I thought you would notice. My dad boasted me. I got busted for smoking bokes, Doug.

We're going to talk about this tomorrow, honey. Me and you and your mother. Instead, what happens is Mr. Mayanase is kind enough to give them a ride to the fucking ass end of town to go to this fucking funky town. They get there and the line is, as Chris said, very comically insanely long because everybody wants to go to this. it's also just on a staircase to nowhere

it's like built into a mountain that apparently was just there it seems to be like the whole town turned out for the opening of this haunted house it's a leap from the lion's head like it's invisible fucking it is and I don't know if it is actually a because when they get in there yes the invisible floor is that a reference yeah I was curious about that

because it is what happens in last crusade yeah yeah if Doug is like oh let me just spill these bees Oh, look, you could walk across it. I mean, it has to. Like, how could you... So what, funny? Give me the diary.

The future demands it. That's right. Give me the Turner Diaries. Roger, let it go. Should have sent it to the box, brothers. So that's the Duncan Skeeter. So this is 93, and last crusade is... 99, 89, yeah.

So it is a reference. Yeah. No, that's pretty cool. So they're the last ones online. Fucking Roger Klotz this piece of shit. Fuck off. Oh, you know, I should update that line for the 90s. Should I shut it to the Menendez brothers.

Yeah, those two bunglers couldn't get anything right. They're fucking great comedy duo from the early 90s. Look them up, kids. You don't know him. Lyle and what was the other one? Oh, I forget. Eric? I think it was Lyle and Eric, I believe.

Yeah. you're right. Yeah, so fucking Roger Klotz cuts this line. If I'm the rest of the people, first of all, if I'm Doug and Skeeter, I'm like, he is not with us. He's absolutely not fucking with us. No way, everybody. He is my serial bully who sucks shit and just like throw it, like, throw it in toilet paper

at me earlier. Like, fuck this guy. He threw my hat down the street. Doug doesn't even have his hat this whole episode. Oh, right. He's powerless without his fucking race canyon. Because that's the whole fucking costume, man. Fuck.

Now I'm just a dude wearing a jacket. but you know Roger joins them and then right when they're about to get in they're like oh, we're in a hurry the parks are to close in 15 minutes the guy closes the door is like yeah, fuck off. Absolutely nothing worse

than like a ride closing early or something. And the guy's a dick about it too. He's just like, yeah, well I'm going home now. Good boy and closes the door. I'd fucking spit on this guy. No, I mean more props to him honestly. Fuck these kids. Fuck your Halloween. My magical crystal needs me.

I have to go back. I live in it for the rest of my life. Yeah, dude, he's, I mean, he's working at Funky Town. He's probably like 19 years old. There's a pot party where people are watching really cool movies. Yeah, he's got to get there as soon as possible. It's definitely like the after hours parties you heard about that action park documentary. We're closing the park 15 minutes early on Halloween.

We're watching a bunch of Jason movies and the big, you know, atrium that the park has or some of us will get to second base. Some of us will get to first base only, but bases will be gotten to. But also this poor guy's working for minimum way. which is the same today somehow. Then when Doug aired, yeah, you're right. That's kind of weird. Listen, funny, I'm going to get mine eventually. It doesn't matter.

Listen, funny, pull yourself up by your bootstraps. You know, the funny thing is, we're doing this character like that. And then when they brought it to ABC, they made it so that, like, Rogers family won the lottery and they were just insanely rich for doing nothing, checks out. That's exactly how it works.

Yep. pretty great shit but so they they push on the door and it's open it's like well I guess we can go in so now they're going on the ride that is still running even though it's over with I know I know guys it's a cartoon it's fun we're all learning lessons that's right

I do like I do kind of think it's kind of cool the invisible floor that actually is like it's cool like this is where the episode starts getting really trippy and you're like is this it gets so weird to the point where I was like oh Doug's going to wake up and it's like he fell asleep on the bus to Funky Town or something

but no this it's all real it's all real or we're just living in Stephen Kingville like this must be Maine yeah this is the Doug took place in Castle Rock oh sorry Doug you caught a contact time

from my dad's jacket you're gonna have a bad trip Doug oh Doug you better come with me to Miss Mimi she knows how to keep you right down She's got orange slices at her house, Doug. Want to chew on some ice chips with me, Doug? We got to go to the cool out pet, Doug.

This shit's too heavy. Happy Halloween, Doug. Oh, my God. I love it so much. I think we've improved Doug so far. Definitely. Let's bring it back. Yeah, we should. You know what they never did?

Because they did, I didn't watch any of it. It creeped me out. just looking at it. They did like a Rugrats like all grown up, I think is what it was called. And they were like middle school or something. Rugrats still banging. They were giving me the Hobbit Vomber. Anytime, buddy. But that always freaked me out. Because it was a thing where it was like

Tommy Pickles, high school, freshman wants to go to film school. And I'll end up like, you know, they were like the cousin Angelica, teen pregnancy. That didn't happen. But, like, they never did an upgrade of Doug where it's like Doug first year at college and he's still like a huge coward. He's still trying to go trick-or-treating. I don't know, Skeeter.

I don't want to go to this fraternity Halloween party. We better make the rounds in the neighborhood. Sex on Halloween, no way. I could see him being like a Bo Burnham and promising young woman. Oh, definitely. That's what Doug Funny grew into is that guy. But I'm not going to go.

But I don't want to rat on my friends Exactly. Don't say anything funny. It was a prank funny. She enjoyed it. Doug. Dug promising young woman mash up. Not too shab.

I apologize for my incredibly dark Roger Klotz impression. Yeah, no, it's going places. But that's okay. It's a scary time of year. Roger Klotz is a piece of shit. Those guys are pieces of shit. Exactly. It's fucking apples to apples.

a context, folks. It's all context. So they're going through, and now in a twist, Roger is scared, and Doug and Skeeter are having a great time. The thing that eats ass about this is that there's never a moment where, like, he's Roger, publicly humiliated.

Yeah. And I need the villain. Sure. Like, he's got to get caught on that security camera, crying, pissing his pants and whatnot. And then, like, Doug shares that security VHS tape with the school. You would do it. Doug too nice. No, that's a thing. Doug is a shame pig. And he loves that Roger runs his fucking life. He loves that shit. Embarrass me

more, but please, Roger. He definitely does a little. He loves it. I think he loves it. Doug is a disgrace. He's a total coward. He enjoys it, folks. He enjoys being humiliated. Roger Klotz. He has my endorsement for Senate. Stomp on his nuts, Roger. That's what he really wants the pig. He wants his nuts obliterated. Hey, funny, I'm fin-doming you. Give me 40 bucks.

What's fin-doming? Financial domination. Say again? Financial domination. So that's what you're just giving somebody money to just call you a piece of garbage. Oh, is that right? And ignore you and shit.

Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. I can make money. Telling some dude that he's a piece of shit. Boy, you can't. You'd have to hunt. You'd have to hunt for the one that's into your type.

No, no, you got to do it with some Russian prostitutes. You just piss all over the bed And you're just sheets Oh my God It's more attractive than a Diet Coke But So like the person You know

Yeah It's like throwing out these insults And whatnot Do I got to be like Showing my hog or anything? Not necessarily It depends on the I mean

Whatever's going on It's different for everybody Yeah Listen You know You're gonna start up a website Dude Let me be your fin dom

I will tell you you're a fucking piece of shit. If you're going to give me money, if that transaction makes you want to flick the bean or jerk off or whatever, man. This is a great point. DM us personally. Like, I will definitely get in on this. Edra's going to put a cash app link in his bio.

Should we do like sexual cameo videos? We're not on cameo, but should we do it, like, private? We're not desperate enough to debase ourselves on cameo. Well, that's just, yeah, yeah. But I will tell somebody that they're a fucking piece of shit. And if that makes them want to jerk off, I don't care. By the way, I saw podcasters have now started going on cameo. Oh, yeah.

I'm sure. Of course, sir. I think I can't believe it. Of course there is. It's just the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. I mean, it's probably like 15 bucks a pop. But like, yeah, they're there. It's just.

What do you think would be a fair amount for us to charge to be on cameo? $250? People have asked. People have like, hey, my boyfriend's brothers. Birthday's coming up. Would you, do you guys have a cameo? And I just have to be like, no, we don't. Sorry.

Maybe it's not a bad idea. I wish I'm a happy birthday from email. Look, I wish you a happy birthday. And then if you want to jerk off to that, I mean, you know. I want like fetish cameo. That I will do because I see value in it. That's called scabio. That's what I,

we're going to have to go on Patreon. Just like pull the whole like all of our subscribers. What can Andrew do while you jerk off? What could you do? Isn't, isn't. This took a turn, didn't it? I definitely did. But I'm curious, because isn't what we're talking about here

you were saying, like, what Steve referred to as scammyo? Isn't that just Fat Life? Can't I be on Fat Life Is there a financial transaction? I don't know what that is. I have no idea. That's like a fetish dating dating side, right? Oh, okay. Oh, in that one-ding situation. I think that's

how that worked. I bet the cannibal cop was on there. Well, I heard he's a pretty nice guy. This guy's still friends with him. Roger is scared they By the way, by the way Some people don't realize that we have a YouTube presence Even if they are patrons of the show Thank you by the way

But YouTube.com slash we ate movies There's mailbag episodes up there We got some cannibal cop tears Oh my God, a whole fucking tear A twisted terrible tale Eric updates that thing quite a lot So subscribe to that Yes, it'll make me happy

It will. It'll make him very much So they're in this fucking haunted house The ride breaks down because finally whoever was running it left and now they have to find a way out. Roger is too scared. Skeeter and Doug are like, let's go through here. Then they find an underworld

in which all these people live that are exactly like them. There's all these rabbits all around and blood and stuff. They got scissors for some reason. Yeah, it's creepy. It's really creepy. That's a movie I've seen once but really love. I want to go back to it. Cissors? Us. I want to do a gut out us

double feature. I felt like I like Get Out a lot. I felt like Us was not as good, but... I might like Us more honestly. I love that movie. I guess I have to revisit it. Some quality Tim Heidecker and us. Oh yeah, Elizabeth Moss. Oh, absolutely fantastic.

Exquisite ends. So, but they find a way out. And then they're like, oh no, Rogers stuck inside. And if I'm fucking Doug, I'm like, good. I hope you're fucking this is, I hope he fucking chokes on it. Yeah. This is what I've prayed for every day since

fucking third grade when Roger Klotz moved to this town all the way till now, 9th grade maybe or whatever he's in. Like, I've wished for this dude to fucking die. And that's where the Doug Halloween tale takes a turn, right? Doug is just outwardly opening

with this kid's death. Well, yeah, like I hope he fucking freezes to death like that dude in that van in the wild. That's what I'm hoping. That's what I'm hoping. Obey dies of exposure. I'm not going to be Christopher McAllist, funny. Yeah, I read that fucking book, funny. I'm not going to bond with Hal Holbrook funny.

I know not to shoot the moose, funny. My moose meat didn't go bad, funny. He accidentally ate those plants and poison himself funny. But no, Doug is like, no, we have to go back for Roger and find him. So they go back, it's kind of scarier. And then, like, they can't find Roger. They just find his boots, by the way. His iconic Roger boots,

definitely more in the Fendom territory of these boots with the heels of. Yeah, they're kind of like Beetle boots or something, but yeah, maybe they are from mash and fucking fucking nuts and gash and whatever else. It's either the Fab 4 beetle boots or also do Beetle boots worn by Beetle Juice himself.

Oh. I think Beetle juice also had some like healy looking black shoes. Michael Keaton's a short man. How tall do you think he is? That's a great question. Probably like an inch taller than Steve. That's rude. Why don't you polish my boots with your tongue funny totally dude then I'm gonna piss in your

face like you like no but dude Roger Klotz is the boot liquor in this situation no but he's got I mean Doug is coming eventually it's going to lick those boots clean maybe in this one moment he's going to allow him you know break the the fantasia they've had together

bullshit the internet Michael Keaton's 5-9 my ass yeah I don't believe that yeah if you live on the internet I'm 510 shorter than Zendaya in some of those photos This is what the red carpet? Yes. I just imagine Steve meeting Michael Keaton

and just taking out like a tape measure. Oh, don't mind me, Mr. Keaton. Just stay right there. I love Birdman. No, I didn't. I hate Birdman. That's what I'd be clear about that. So they go back.

And at some point, Roger realized that they were coming back. And he realized that he was coming off as a coward. So now he's trying to scare them is the idea. Right. Which we only learn because. Zendias 510. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

She is taller than Michael Keating. Yeah, because they're looking through security footage because there's a weird thing where like the two of them, they're walking around this totally turned off amusement park attraction. The work lights are up. They fall into an open grave, which takes them to like this storage room slash control area. And this is where they meet the demon guy.

Yes. Who's been purported to be like the guy who bought this house and brought it to the amusement park, whatever, does not matter. And this dude's like, oh, yes, well, I will show you what your friend Roger Klotz has been up to. Yeah. And it's like the whole other side of this episode where he's like, oh man, they thought I was a huge pussy. Now I better fucking scare them. Yeah.

And like going through the whole thing and yada yadas. And then they get pissed off. And it's like, oh boy, but now we're not going to get double reverse revenge on Roger. And this demon guy is like, oh, I don't know about that. I can give you the power to smite your enemies, Doug. Signed my book. Can I offer you some hot coffee? I'm just down here most days doing the work.

Oh, yes, Doug. I can help you take out that despicable Roger Klotz. But first, all I need you to do is make a wish. Yes. Andrew Divoff in the Zembourg. Oh, fuck. I love that. Oh, you desire patty mayonnaise, do you?

make a wish and she shall be yours. Yes, you'll become mayonnaise. Yes, you will. Oh, dude, he turns, yes, he turns, Doug into mayonnaise. You've got to help me, pretty. She's melting. Oh, no, Doug, you fuck with the wishmaster.

I learned my lesson with that already, Doug. How do you think I sound the way I do? Oh, your old mayonnaise now, Doug, I'm going to put you on sandwiches. I made a wish that I wanted to be more mature that he gave me the voice of a 60-year-old smoker, Doug. Lettuce and dog sandwiches. Oh, yeah, dude.

Guarantee you, Doug mayonnaise tastes better than Miracle Whip. And it would almost have to. It would have to, right? Miracle Whip ads. I don't, I'm not that familiar. It's a different version of mayonnaise-inspired dressing, you see. It's faux mayonnaise. It's disgusting.

You were like, it's like margarine to the butter. Yeah, you know, Eric, I know you've been sitting around a lot of days making yourself a sandwich, you know, and you're like, gee, this mayonnaise here is all right. But what if it had the consistency of salad dressing? Also add a lot of sugar to it. That would be good. Oh, yeah. It was tangy.

Oh. We can't, we can't dig it on this. We're going to get a lot of hate over this, you know. This is the part we're going to have to cut. No, I'm saying, yes. Anyways, the episode ends when the guy, the monster who is revealed to be a monster

at the end, gives them the projector that they are using, and now they are big, scary monsters to Roger. Both, all green, by the way, and Roger's like, hey, are you making fun of my face funny? What the fuck funny? That's really messed up, man. Yeah. It's green face. But they're all, like, it's kind of

hilarious because they're like, oh, yes, Roger, you killed us. Yes, we've been dead because you left us in here. And he fucking falls for it. Him and his friends, one of which, L.O.L. You get this the dude in the Star Trek shirt? Yeah, totally. Pretty dope. Name a boomer.

Oh, I didn't notice that. Oh, yeah. That's Boomer. I don't remember what the other buddy's name was. He's not referred to by name in this episode. Gen Z is his other friend? Yeah, this is Boomer and Gen Z. Coming to CBS this fall. Boomer and Zoomer. That's the boomer and Zoomer.

There's starring Michael Chickles and Zendaya. I would watch that Look, we gotta find ways to give rich people more money What do you want us to do? So he runs off and everyone's learned a lesson, I guess, of something or other Doug's like, oh, here's what you can do for us Our one wish from the afterlife, go clean up all the TP you spread around town Oh, that's right.

They were toilet papering in the neighborhood and like bragging about it. Exactly. So that's like wrong. So you have to learn something. Okay, funny, but you're going to be licking my boots again. tonight and you know it yeah it's a weird thing where like yeah this guy I think is just kind of a demon

because at the end of the episode they're like so hey man like what's going on under there or whatever and he's like you could just call me Baron Mon Heckenhoffer which was like the name and the story or whatever and these two kids like shit their rompers and run out and he like dissipates or something that's right yeah he turns to a cloud of smoke

so he was an actual ghost I think so but like the It's not like Funky Town, like, disappears into nothingness. Right, the park is still. He had to probably go fix like a carousel or something. He just dissipated and reappeared over there. It's a TV rule. Twice a year you're allowed to break reality entirely.

Once is Christmas, which when Santa Claus shows up, you do that you don't think. And then the other, sometimes much more rare, it's Halloween where ghosts may exist. Yeah, and that's definitely what we're doing here, which is quite strange. but then that's the end of the episode it starts with kids shitting their pants and it ends with kids shitting their pants as all Nickelodeon cartoons did now was anybody embarrassed watching this

Steve will throw it to you no this is I mean it's a well made cartoon it does have like the voice casting is even though we're having a lot of fun with it it's really specific you know what I mean like I think the animation is like you know it's good it holds up pretty well I think it's I wouldn't feel embarrassed

showing this to a child I'm not again I'm not going to do thing, a nostalgia rewatch, and that's for people who love the show, and they should. But it, I was not, I was not embarrassed, no. Chris Cabin. Yeah, I was not embarrassed. I was bored. I was very bored.

Even for, like, I even think Rugrats is more interesting to watch as an animate, like, in terms of animation. Sure. Doug is just kind of a boring show in that way. Like, it is just kind of like a boy meets world, but animated. That's exactly. And, like,

it's fine. I watched a lot of it when I was kids so I didn't feel like completely alien to it but like I was just kind of like yeah this is happening I'm done never coming back Eric Ciske yeah that's interesting because I never watched boy meets world so I've no frame of reference for that show whatsoever oh man I had a big crush on tapango back in the day and one of the actresses is now porn star well offline we'll talk about that wow okay well new info has come to light I think we're going to end the show early No, no, no, anyway. It was getting on his phone right now.

I was not embarrassed. You know, it was kind of a nostalgic trip. I'm not going to re-watch the series. But honestly, you could do worse than Doug. Yeah, I was not embarrassed. It was cool to go back to this big nostalgia trip. I would show this to like my nieces and nephew, you know. I have to say, to your point about the animation, though, Cabin,

yeah, Rugrats was much more imaginative. This is like if cocktail napkin doodles came to life. Yes, yes. And like, it's fine because that's just the aesthetic they went with, but it is like very simple and not super interesting to look at. So I'll, you know, kind of dock it. The animation doesn't hold up. It's like a non-elitist New Yorker cartoon.

That's exactly right. Those I would not recommend. But that is going to do it for this month's animation damnation. We sincerely hope you're continuing to enjoy the, in 2021 Halloween spooktacular. Wowza. That's right. I'm Googling this thing. boy, here we go. Well, I guess we're going to look at that offline. And until next month,

I'm Andrew Jupin. Steven Sadek. I'm Eric Siskin. Chris Cabin. Take it easy. You know, I'm going to be. I'm going to I'm a I'm Thank you.

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