We Hate Movies - S14 Ep708: Blade Runner (The Final Cut, W❤️M)

Episode Date: November 21, 2023

“He looks like a 1980’s standup comedian!” - Andrew on Deckard’s clothing On this week’s episode, W❤️M month takes us to 2019 Los Angeles to chat about Royal Rid’s magnificent science fiction classic, Blade Runner! How stunning is the confidence of this film? Was Rutger Hauer ever better in a role? Is there a weirder coat in cinema than the one James Hong sports in this? How creepy are William Sanderson’s eerie toy “friends”? Who would’t want to administer the Voight-Kampff Test on someone? And should George Lucas take a look at this Final Cut to see how you can actually make a decent “special edition” of your movie? PLUS: M. Emmet Walsh’s character Bryant turns out to be a porno parody enthusiast!   Blade Runner stars Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young, Edward James Olmos, M. Emmet Walsh, Daryl Hannah, William Sanderson, Joe Turkel, Joanna Cassidy, James Hong, and Brion James as Leon; directed by Ridley Scott. Be sure to get tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause on 12/7 at White Eagle Hall in Jersey City! Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs! 

This week on the program, Who Among Us wouldn't fail the Voight Comft test? It's Blade Runner. I'm Andrew Batty. Stephen Ted, I go one man, slaughterhouse. Eric Siska. I'm Chris Tyrell. And we love movies.

Hello, everyone. Welcome to the fine program, as always. That's right. This is we love movies. We're taking a movie that the four of us regard with some sort of esteem and still finding the guts to make fun of it. This week we're talking Blade Runners. Why wouldn't I love the movie? Why wouldn't I love the movie? See, now you're doing Brian James, dude. And now at this part, you're going to stand up and fucking shoot us through a wall. Yeah, Leon, watch it. I dream about that often.

But go ahead, continue. Well, this is Ridley Scott's Blade Runner. We're talking the final cut. So it's technically 1982 slash 2007. Absolutely. The grand year of 2007. Oh, yeah. It's set in 27, wait, 2019.

2019, Los Angeles. If only Rotten Ridley Scott had known that there'd be zero difference besides the middle class being gone, and we just wear wireless headphones now. That's the only difference is between 1982 and 2009. Oh, yeah, you like your Bluetooth, do you? Yeah. Yeah, and Bluetooth sounds scary, right? Like, if you tell someone, you told someone in 1982, they're putting Bluetooth in their ears. That's scary. I actually pitched it a movie called Bluetooth. He was about a pirate. And he was just, they immediately said yes, but I said, fuck it. A pirate

with ginger vitus. It's, uh, Harris, it's Deckard at the fucking noodle bars. Like, well, I can't. I guess I need to take this Blade Runner job. I owe two, I owe Bluetooth 2,000 credits. I better take. Yarr, get back here, Deckard. You swarthy, son

of a bitch. Oh my God. You know what? I would take a steampunk version. I would take any version. One of J.F's little creations could be a pirate named Bluetooth. One of his little boys. J.F. Sebastian. Oh, dude, we'll get into that. that creep factory. But before we get to that creep factory,

I want to hit play really quickly. Oh, oh, yeah, it's a VHS trailer game, America's favorite game about obsolete materials. I am your Jemmaster, and these are my clues. This is the Voidtom test. It is. Do you need to see my eyes while I do this? Yes, everyone is monitoring our heart rate,

our dilated pupils. They should be dead. Yes. We are. Those boys should be dead. So so far, there's only round three. Wow. It's early in this season, but I will say that Eric, you're like the Super Bowl contender that just comes out in beefs and everyone's like, what is going on with that team?

Because I'm the returning champion. Exactly. I have zero points so far. By design. And by design. Yeah, you've got plenty of time to turn it around. Andrews in the second place was 15 big points. Oh, yeah.

And then Chris Cabin, the New England Patriots, you know, the perpetual factory. there, wind factory, but also so many rumors about misdeeds and so on and so forth. I also only eat cucumbers and ice. Exactly. 30 points for Chris Cabin. I'm watching movies and thinking,

he's outside with a camera filming. And then he goes and reviews the footage. I write down everything he thinks because I can do that now. I wouldn't put it past you. It is like the lamest deflate gate possible. So I want to do a quick one here for

just an FYI, this was off of a 1999 BHS tape of Blade Runner, which was like celebrating the Warner Brothers centenary collection. Oh, sure. Okay. So now I'm kind of, it doesn't matter for the trailers, but if that's 99, because 92 is when they did that like

okay, but not great directors cut. Like when that came out, like Rotten Rid like wasn't crazy about it at first and then he like, you fucked it up. Well, they did it without telling him. It was some like work print and they were like, the director's cut. He was like, oh, excuse me, the what? How do you have the fucking directors

going on the director? Because there was the work print and then the director's cut after that. I think he changed a few things from that work print. Yes. I remember so many versions, folks, we're not going to go through them all. I remember seeing this cut though at New York Film Festival. Sorry, game master. Yes, but... Wait, what's going? What's going to? We're doing...

I thought we're talking about Blade Runner. No, we shouldn't talk. How dare we talk about Blade Runner on the Blade Runner episode? No, we're talking about fucking useless games that we're talking about. So, yeah, I'm going to ask a series. So the points are meaningless, you admit it. Yes, it's like, who's line is it anyway?

I'm going to ask a couple of questions here. Ryan Stiles. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Now, you know, everybody knows I play this game. All right, FYI, also, since it's a centenary collection, there's, I'm going to give you the year the movie came out because it's good. That makes sense. Basically, what I took was, like, they have like some jackoff montage about,

look how great Warner Brothers was. Oh, yeah. Let's get sucking ourselves. Exactly. Oh, wait, real quick, let me, uh, shoot up my VHS trailer game steroids. Love that. There it is. Is that in a needle?

Round one. Ooh. Game Masters clue. There it is. You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. Wait, wait, wait. What's a tortoise?

You leave it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got it. Why wouldn't I help it? Ten big points. There you go. Back in the running. No, no. Oh, that was a joke from the Blade Runner movie.

Oh, wait. The movie Blade Runner, the Blade Runner movie. We're going to talk about at some point. One for the Blade Runner, please. The Blade Runner's. Game Masters Clute. Here it comes. A sequel from 1998, sorry.

A sequel to another big hit for the Centenary collection, released just five years earlier. This time around, we're junking the main character and star to focus on the Oscar-winning best supporting actor as he and a rag tag group of Chris Cabin. U.S. Marshalls? U.S. Marshalls for five big... It was starting to mold in my brain. And I was like,

like, my brain couldn't get to like my tongue to say U.S. Marshalls. Yeah, I also knew it. That's a state... That's a stay tuned. Oh, it absolutely. Dude, that movie... That movie tells you everything you need to know about what you're going to watch because it starts with Tommy Lee Jones

debasing himself in that chicken costume. Oh, yeah. We got to do that. The last time we're on tour, usually like, I'm a little wired. I'll have a red bull if I'm going to go on stage. Sure. I watch, like, almost the entire of U.S. Marshals and by hotel room by myself.

Oh, after the fact. Yeah, so it's a terrible film. Love that hotel TV. Oh, I miss it. Living for it. Round two. Game Master's Clue. Tell me about your mother.

No. Game Master's Clue. Also from 1998, a remake of a German classic from a decade previous, were amping up the romance in the supernatural love story, losing some of the existentialism, Swapping out. Andrew Jopin?

City of Angels. It is City of Angels for five big points. And I don't want to lose the VHS trailer game. Because I don't think the fans would understand. I'm deciding to not participate. I see. As a rule. I'm taking a knee.

I see. It's a class. Protest. It's a strategy is what it is. Eric Siska took a knee on the VHS trailer game. What's going on in America? He doesn't respect the VCR. You fucking.

can you stand for that VCR? Make them unemployed. Yeah, the end of that clue was that they swam about a 70s TV cop in a supporting role for a 90s TV cop in a supporting role. For Colombo. Oh, that would be so... Wings of Desire is so good. Yeah, got to clarify there.

As opposed to like Dennis Frum's eating sausage, like, hey, Nicholas Cage, this is what you're going to look like. If you want to come down here, look like me. Mm-hmm, yum, yum. maybe you'll be my Renfield. Maybe I be the fat Dracula, you be Renfield. I'll tell you what, I went

through the entirety of the Psycho franchise, picking back on the episode we did. Dude, that's Psycho, too, with Dennis Franz, just in Primo scumbag, just walking filth, that guy. It's awesome. It makes me want to run

a motel. He's one of the best to ever do it. And the last one, round three, from 1975. Fine. Oh, shit. All right. Game Masters Klu.

An American classic re-AFI shit that finds our rebellious hero and a group of misfits played by a character actor, Who's Who? That featured two taxi alumnus stuck in a battle. Chris Cabin? One floor over the cuckus nest. One floor over the cuckus nest. Battle of Wits with a tyrannical nurse. Bonus points for DeVito and Lloyd as the taxi alum.

I'll add those myself. Don't worry. I don't want to bother anybody. I'm just, you know, I'm sitting at for political reasons. I see. I think there's a lot going on in this world. We shouldn't be focused on trivial games. It's complicated.

It is. It's very complicated. Just like the VHS trailer game. And just like the movie. It's an unwinnable scenario. It's Kobayashiru. Anyway, go ahead. Just like the movie Blade Runner. I was going to say. It's very complicated film. Very complicated film. A lot of ins and outs mod. Guarantee you, there was a couple of people

at the end of even the original theatrical version, which I'm actually ever seen saying, did anybody get it? Oh, for sure. The theatrical version, not so hot. The theatrical version is like for the dumbest among us. Is it really? Okay. Because that's where they have like a ton of really bad,

like badly written and like the best he could perform it voiceover from Harrison Ford. Oh yeah, that's wrong. Talking about all this stuff in place of the scroll, which is like the scroll at the beginning of this is, everything you need. Yep. It's all the information. Here's what replicants are. We send them off world to explore and do mining things and blah, blah, blah. And not just the scroll, just like at the end when, when Roy Batty's going down, he's just like, I never understood now why he

did that and let me live. And then he let the bird go. And then I think he drives off. Isn't that emotionally complex? Next page. Shots of him and like Rachel driving off. And it's like, oh, and another thing they actually made yeah no no no another thing being handed to me yeah they made it so that she can live like normal and now we're gonna have normal life anyway goodbye everybody

yeah they finally like go north if I'm remembering that you see like greenery and whatnot they get out of LA apparently it's unused footage from the shining that they use and that parts of it are like the drive it's like the driving footage like but without any of the you don't think you see any of the roads

or whatever, but it's a lot of just like B-roll. We got to remix both these scores together. I think I must have started this and turned it off because I remember the voiceover clearly, but this would have pissed me off to no one. This would have driven me. It's like the last thing you see, so probably

not. And then of course there's the international cut, which added in all the violence that Warner Brothers took out of the U.S. theatrical. Don't mind that version. That version is pretty cool. No, it's, that's, you know, give me all of the violence. And I think the work print took like took out the happy ending or something like that but it was and they built it as like a director's cut initially rotten rid did his own director's cut yeah that heightened certain

other elements that's right i think the unicorn as well but this i think even more unicorn and obviously this is better but not too much unicorn no they also refilmed the joanna cassidy's death scene yes yes because the stunt double was visibly noticeable in the original versions Which is, I mean, it's one of those things where it's like, you watch this final cut and it's like all like, not all, but a lot of the time what I was thinking throughout it is like, man, how did Lucas biff those special editions so hard when like this is how you do it? Yeah. Like this, the final cut is not only rotten Rids or this is a royal Ridd movie we should say. Royal Rids like his vision of the film what he considers to be the complete thing. It's the Andrew Jupin complete feeling also here.

Like, this is the best version, hands down. And I think it's also at this point the most accessible, which is why this is the one we're talking about. Not that like the story's any real. Like I think the conversation probably would have been pretty much the same. Either way. I mean, this is the one that's... Except for the first one.

Anyway. This is the main one on fork. When you get the 4K, it says the final cut, right? It's not. Yes. The, uh, that reminds me when I ordered illegally the... off of the internet way back when I just became unemployed but I had $70 to burn

and some guy was like literally on a message board was like I got all the MST3Ks if you won't them and I was like 70 bucks dude said it to me this guy sent me a binder not even by not a binder a box full of unlabeled DVDs that I

because I was unemployed painstakingly labeled for the next two days. Oh, you remember that, Chris? Oh, yeah, of course. That's a beautiful time. That's back when you were doing something with your life. After all of that hard work, dude,

can you even tell me where those DVDs are right now? I still have them, actually. No, get out of here. You spin it in them? Some of them are not available. Actually, you know, now we're in a golden age of that where a lot of them are available via a shout factory or wherever. Yes.

But not everything. Is that right? Are there any of your faves that are missing from the shout factory? Oh, that's a great question. Because Shout Factory, I'll kiss their ass for a minute. Those folks do a great job with fucking everything. They do. Fuck, you put me on the spot.

Yeah, there's 10 big points on the line. Well, that's fine. But I didn't know that. I thought it was like a definitive, now all of MST3K is. For a while, Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders wasn't available. Oh, wow, that's a big one. Yeah, that's a big one.

So that was something that we were spinning quite a few times. Oh, I like that. I mean, this, the secret spice to this is that, of course, Shaw brothers are involved Are they? Sir Run Run Shaw is like credited in a thanks at the beginning when you see that logo that's like the Ladd

company with Sir Run Run Run Shaw. Alan Ladd Jr. And apparently they put this out on like theatrically they released like May 25th because Alan Ladd Jr. thought this was statistically like great luck because Star Wars came out on that day and something else came out on that day.

Well you're fairly close to Memorial Day weekend. Yeah, I guess that's the thing. It's like oh, the weekend is good luck but it did okay I think the first weekend but it wasn't like a sensation I think the sci-finders really came out in force

but after that it didn't I mean well ETA is lunch is what I understand well yeah probably if that came out the same weekend yes that little fucking

Reese's pieces muncher just eating a Blade Runner's lunch also son of a bitch damn him to fucking hell well you know Henry Thomas was just such a pull at the time

I mean everybody was just right like Crave-Dabbit. No, the puppet was the draw. Spielberg. People love puppets. Hey, also, because this movie looks incredible and what a wild

connection here, shot by Jordan Cronin with. The king. Who also did fucking stop making sense. I mean, among a shit done of other things. His son is a Fincher's guy now. Oh, is that right? Jeff Croninworth, who did Social Network Gone Girl.

Oh. He was on the camera. He did, like, the last couple of movies that Jordan did he or Jeff did he he was a camera operator and then he started I think he was a camera

he was a camera operator on seven and then I think the game is when he's Fight Club is when he started shooting regularly Oh okay all I could say is because of the cinematography and because obviously this is as A the vibes are out of control Oh yeah literally I wanted to jack off

to the font when I love with the scroll It's just such a considered and like very cool because it's not like just it's not it's not a star was fun it's not a very uh flat it's not flashy at all the serifs are all over the place i'm a really lovely really beautiful font there yeah i'm gonna need the uh serifs to be all over the place we're doing this for the queen okay is roy rid talking not that fucking piece of shit rotten right is he knighted now what's the deal i believe so that sounds right we got a sir ridley every once you get there 65 in the UK. They give you a knighthood, I think. I think

if you're a filmmaker, though, all you got to do is direct like 10 movies. It's like a fucking sandwich punch card. He still didn't give it to Terrence Davies. Fuck him. Is that right? Yeah, fuck him. Well, the queen couldn't stay awake during his movies. That was the problem. Oh, well, yeah. Well, she died and that's good for her. I mean, I'm sure. Ridley, Scott

probably did a little bit of dance. I'm sure she's watching a bunch of Davies movies in hell. No more. Please, no more. There's benediction for you. But yeah, so we We are explained what replicants are very clearly that they, you know, like Andrew was saying that they do off-world stuff, which is the off-world thing being as vague as it is is so

interesting to me. I love it so much. I love it so much. Like to have a movie where in the world there is like interworld space travel, you know, we're advertising like literally like for a hefty sum you can move off world and whatever to not show any of that. is one of, like, the sexiest sci-fi teasers of all time. It is. It's really cool because it's about people who come back that aren't supposed to come back. Right. In the novel, the Philip K. Dick, uh, why do you end, do Android's dream of electric sheep? Yes.

The off-world colonies and that are like, because the world got nuked and World War Terminist, WWT. Ooh. And you basically, they make it very easy for you to get off-world. They even give you an Android, a replicant. Oh, really? as a servant or whatever once you get out there. I'm liking this. I'm liking this plan.

Let me get one of them Darrell Hanners and I'll be on my way to Mars. Yeah, but the book is very different. And I think it's good. I think it's good to adapt things and change some stuff. Oh, yeah, of course. Like, I have liberties with it.

The tone is not nearly. I mean, like Philip Kate Dick's humor really isn't here. Like, I like the way that it gets, but like, that was the thing about Dick is that was in everything he did. it was very funny, like, very working class. Like, he talked about, like, what cigarettes cost. And, like, what the new stuff, like, that stuff was.

Decker would have to, like, oh, boy, I'm never going to impress my put upon wife or whatever. Like, he's got a wife in the books. Oh, and it's kind of, like, not going well. And there's a whole thing about, like, after the war, like, every person had to have an animal to cultivate because they're all dying. He has sheep he inherits from someone. I forget if his parents or his in-laws who go off world, they give him a sheep, and eventually kind of dies,

and he doesn't have the money for a real sheep, so he keeps up appearances by having a fake sheep, which is sort of like when you get into this movie, you know, you have the fake snakes, you have all these replicated animals. I love the fake howl. That's great. But I mean, I think that I'm usually in terms of adaptations from books,

I, anytime the author is like right in the screenplay, my eyebrow goes up a little bit, And I'm like, that's probably not a great idea. I usually like there to be a bit of a divorce there because I think that a movie should be a movie and a book should be a book. But eventually we had so many complaints about people being like the book was better. Sure. The book was better. So now I feel like every adaptation has to be like literally the book and that's boring.

It's not even that the book was better. The book was popular. Yeah. Like that's all that matters. This is like, well, it's the popular thing. So it should be exactly like the popular thing. The one time that worked out was Gone Girl. Yes.

Jill and Lynn had a great script. That's so funny because for whatever reason Gone Girl was what popped into my head and I was about to ask, did she write that screenplay? Yes. That's, I mean, that's pretty solid. And I will say, good for her for being hip enough to like be willing to change to diverge from the book.

Do a few things. Which is pretty cool. Yeah, I just, yeah, that's my, that is an exception to the rule, but that is an excellent screen. I mean, I wince. Every time someone's like, oh it's so good they got it like the book exactly i lose my mind i'm like just stop it it's supposed

to be a different thing it was literally my biggest hang up about uh no country for old men uh was that it's exactly the book like is that right no for no it is the book uh but it's still a great movie what am i talk about here but i mean that doesn't always produce exactly it doesn't mean it's bad but i also to be to be fair actually when i when i saw gong girl the first time i had like literally just finished reading the book. Me too. And I was just sort of, I was a little over it

when I was watching the movie because I was just sort of like, it's really close. But then like obviously like second viewing third viewing, it's really great. But that is so fun. That's beat for beat what happened to me. It was like I closed the book

and then 45 minutes later went to the New York Film Festival screening of it and was like, all right. Yeah, exactly. And then ages later like Chelsea and I rewatched it. We went to see it. That's what it was. Chelsea and I went to see it.

And it had been like a couple of weeks at that point or a month. And I was like, okay, but still kind of like the book reverberating in the back of my head. And then like ages later, I bought the criterion and we watch it. And I was like, no, this is excellent. I can't imagine like watching something and be like an exciting thing. Because you're sitting there with a scorecard. Yeah. Well, yeah.

I guess that's the thing is because you're just like, you're just being like, I know that. And I know that. And I know that. Right. That's true. It gives nerds a lot of license, which you don't want to. which I mean just because

it's a we hate movies episode Zach Stano should catch some strays in that's what

always kind of bugged me about 300 was it would be like oh my God he used the comic as a as a

as a what he called there a storyboard he didn't even have to think exactly it's like all right but then that's like

kind of like exactly take that somewhere do so that's why I think watchman's much

better than 300 because he's thinking about stuff and that at least although what's funny about

that dude is you know and Shame on me, I guess. But I remember coming to that movie being like, oh, well, it's nothing like the coming and just, like, turn my nose up at it. I do remember, though, like, it is a good movie. I think it's infinitely better than 300. Yeah, that's like, it's like autopilot storyboarding your vision.

Like, there's nothing exciting about that. And it's kind of a bad look for you as a filmmaker. Oops. No, yeah, I'm not a fan of it. And I mean, yeah, I'm not a fan of the guy's movies. But like, got to get some strays. No, and I mean, I think this is the one. Of the, I mean, at least the ones I can think of off the top of my head, this one I think is the most divorced from the dick, like the tone, all of it. Like, Scanner Darkly is actually very, very much like real dick. And the TV show for Man in the High Castle is pretty similar. But there's a lot. There's changes as you go on in that show. Again, they don't talk about the weed cigarettes, which I was really hoping that they would put in there. And Man in the High Castle. Man in the High Castle, it starts with this guy talking about like how like he, there's different.

brands of weed cigarettes that he likes and like he's just like hanging out and i think it's an antique store yes yeah yeah the main character is an antique dealer uh and he's just like thinking about like oh these have the smooth flavor back when they started these things was just make you hack up that character sells antiques to the the ruling japanese class that have taken over the western united states oh what's that amazon show worth a goddamn it's all right yeah it's all right if you're looking for something to watch it the first two seasons i i stopped watching it but first two seasons. Pretty solid. I watched throughout the whole thing. It was kind of like a commute show for a while.

Rufus Sewell was good in it. Oh, wow. Oh, okay. Oh, I didn't remember him being in it. I think it opens actually on Rikers Island, which is a diversion from the book, but it was nice to see it. Which is a Nazi torture facility in the show, obviously. And in real life, too. Funny enough of you can even imagine.

Now, this Philip KDick adaptation. Yes. We start with the Void Comp Test, which is it's just amazing. Fucking Brian James is really great. he's great in almost everything and for fans of like I said at Mr. Sines's Theater Estrada from Mitchell

is the guy playing Holden Oh really? Oh my God that's where he's from Because he kind of just the slightest bit He looks like a puffy cheeked Robbie Robertson I was like who is this guy But this guy Holden is the first Blade Runner we meet Which you find out a little bit after this scene like

And again because this movie is so fucking so self assured we're not setting anything up it's just we we replicas are here blah blah blah blah and then we're just sitting down with this guy which you at first you almost think it's like an HR meeting or something but this guy is a blade runner you you get that filled in later the movie has the confidence yeah to start this scene without you knowing that and that's why the scene is so memorable and that's why we're making jokes about it and people know what we're talking about because it is so like a striking way to begin a film because it's just if you haven't seen the movie before. You have no idea

what's going on. Because, you know, he's like, you're in a desert. And Brian James is like, what does it? It doesn't matter. Well, why would I be in the day? And you're just like, what what are either of them talking about right now? You see a tortoise. What the hell is a tortoise? I mean, there's a hidden conflict that they are playing

up that, I mean, Brian James's intensity is so important here to play off of like Holden being completely fucking dead face essentially. James has Leon, by the way. And I mean, I think just this way. Since a lot of the rest of the movie is so like

I'm not going to say down but like kind of muted in ways and quiet in ways I think you need a big like action scene like this and a big character like Brian James at those fucking eyes of his to really like be like okay oh here we go. Because it starts with like stunning

surprise violence right like we're having this office meeting and we get through all the desert stuff what's a tortoise you know what a turtle is? It's that you know like that kind of shit and it's kind of funny and you're sort of like lulled into this all right like this is weird but whatever and then he's like oh tell me about your mother and brian james just is like oh you want me to tell you about my mother and he just stands up and fucking shoots this guy like well because he

knows he's already got a C minus on this thing and the next question is going to fucking sink well pay pay attention VHS trailer game I might do this I already know I got a C minus I might just shoot you well dude they talk about this later when Harrison Ford uh gives the test on rachel on Sean Young's character, and he tells Joe Turkle there, the bartender from The Shining playing Terrell here, he's like, you know, I can normally deduce whether or not

a person is a replicant in about 20 questions. It took her like over a hundred or whatever. But Brian James is sniffed out on the second one. Yeah, no, I mean, he's just fucking beefing it. So it's like the turtle question, the mother question, and then third question, are you a robot?

I mean, you have to imagine that there were hours of Rutgers Hauer, uh, batty, like sitting down with Leon, like, when I stamp your foot and say your mother was from, you know, XR 10 and fucking lived with, you know, a community there, you know, no, I mean, you're like, uh, how about I shoot him? Uh, all right, Leon, you're sitting in a, in a bar and you order some Motorola because you're a robot, right? Exactly. Wait, no. Fuck. God damn it. That's what's kind of crazy is like we do learn that, uh, you know, on here is indeed

in cahoots with Roy Batty and the rest of the replicants that have escaped their way back to Earth after doing like this mutiny and commandeering this ship or whatever Roy Batty kind of got a raw deal with like the replicants breaking out with him and coming back

to Earth. It's not a stellar team really. I'm going to say this and I don't want it to come true but it just occurred to me and I if you were going to do a prequel like mini series I want to see the Batty story. The other thing he did with Chris.

I want to see the attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Ryan. I want to watch him view the glittering lights off the darkness of the tenor housing. Oh, the flaming globes of Sigmund, dude. There you go. We here at Amazon believed so much in Roy Batty's

monologue. We decided to bring it to life because we didn't want those to be lost like tears and rain. Also, what else are we supposed to do with Invisible Money? What are we supposed to do? Just play with it, that's not fun. Look, man, if you can get a whole movie out of Dracula's boat trip, why not? I have no doubt you could do it. I just am also like, we don't need another, two Blade Runners were good for me. I'm very happy with the amount I have. But he gets blasted

really badly and it was at least some of the stuff that I was reading, the violence in the final cut is more, is amped than what was in the theatrical. Correct. Because there is some squib work in this film. Absolutely. As well there should be. Yes. This is a, like hard-nosed detective future noir nightmare movie and you need to see Joanna Cassidy's chest exploding as our hero shoots her repeatedly in the back. What a chest it is.

So you're telling me, okay, wait, just, okay, to be clear, I'm supposed to help the frog. It's a turtle. It's a turtle. Oh my god. I don't know, I don't know how, it's a T and an F. There's a difference there. It's not even close. Roberta, we're going to need another pack of cigarette. in here, please.

And the sequel was a frog and a scorpion traveling across a river. Right? Because Ryan Gosling's in it. Drive 2011. They were both in a pan.

They were making butter. Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. And you're a robot. One robot struggled. Churn that cream into butter. Where are you going, Frank? The Shores of Orion.

but so he blasts him it's fucking amazing and then we just sort of cut to and look these shots of is it Los Angeles? We don't do you say Los Angeles? We do yeah. We do. We do. That's a thing that I think is also clarified

in this version. There's a title card that comes up and says Los Angeles 2019. It doesn't look like Los Angeles but it's supposed to be Los Angeles. Love these shots. Love the amounts of rain they're getting which is unseasonable. The lightsaber

umbrellas, like, just like the handle is a core of light. How have we not figured these out yet? Why is this not a commonplace? I know, it's unfortunate, but I bet you at least like 10 times since this movie came out, someone had a really cool Halloween costume. They really somehow figured out the cool light zipper umbrella. Hip is due to the party. I think that this is like this this is as soundst stages have ever looked. If I had to make a list, it would be number one in my brain

right now. It's just the way that that matching the mat painting, matching how we show what buildings look like and then we go inside the buildings, all of that like that dream scape kind of shit. It's just, it it scratches at you. It's really good. So wonderful.

Now correct me from Mark, did the moving image ever have the Tyrell Corporation building? Yes, the building. So yeah, in Queens, New York, you could have gone. I don't know if they still have it. I think it's part of the permanent collection. I think you can see it whenever. So you can still see it potentially. The model of the Tyrell Corporation and it's just

so fucking cool. It's gorgeous. I mean this is like all the table setting in this like not just in the script does a good job too I think but just like we're using models and miniatures and we're using this Vangelis score. Oh man. We're just letting this stuff speak for itself

for the most part and it's doing all your heavy lifting. You don't even have to work that hard. It's good Royal Ridd was doing it like I mean aliens the same thing like it takes so long all of the all of the Nostromo stuff is so interesting to look at and so tactile and like

it takes a fucking forever to open the door and whatever, you know what I mean? And that's what's happening here. It's Doug Trumbull, I think, for both of those. That makes a ton of sense. I mean, you know, it's kind of funny because I'm sure some folks, maybe some younger folks out there, like,

why are they constantly ragging on the CGI and like touching things and whatever? All you have to do is go to that museum and see the Terrell building model to understand. Because like, you look at that thing and the exquisite detail on this thing

like it's not some cheap toy it's an incredible and fairly small like art sculpture you know we used to build things in this country exactly and here I mean you look at that and yeah with the Vangelis score and it just says I love the

all seeing eye and you get the reflection of all the fire smokestacks and everything like very Orwellian kind of shit some very quiet libertarian who smokes seven packs today has mustache and a ponytail. Worked his ass off on that thing.

You'd be respectful of what he did. He didn't have no fucking computer to click. Craftsman. Yes. And women. Also, we are introduced to Deckerd right here. He is sitting outside a noodle shop reading a very wet newspaper.

And this is, you know, I'm not like crazy about dining alfresco. I'll be the first one to admit it. But I'll tell you what I'm definitely not doing sitting at a noodle counter while rain is hitting my shoulders. You know what? I wouldn't, but I saw this movie so I would. Yeah. Hey, I'm Blade Runner eaten. Yeah. It would influence me like that. I mean, so many people take like their style decisions from this. No, my eating style would. I would also, it's good they don't have the wife

character because if this guy is opening up this rainstuck newspaper, you're not reading that. You're trying to look cool. Stop it. All right. They make it more like a noir. detective and in the book he's kind of like a put upon dude like it's kind of hapless like he's a little bit more of a coward he is he's basically what one of us would be in this scenario where it's like well you know if I do it I can buy a new sheep

well that's I can totally see one of us getting into a scam where uh oh the sheep died and I'm pretending that this fake one's a real one that's a petty thing we'd get involved also about the alfresco you're eating the noodles the only option of your deckard you got to go up the street

down the road and go 97 floors up to eat those noodles. By the time you get there, it's going to be cold. That's true. Yeah, man, living on the 97th floor of a building. With an open balcony. Lord. No, thank you. I mean, it's funny. So he gets his, he's trying to get his noodles. Edward James almost shows up. A king. Oh, man. He's fucking so creeptacular in this movie as Gaff. Yeah. The LAPD detective Gaff. And he's here to get him to M.M. at Walsh. is a detective bureau I this like it is amazing that so much has happened of course in this world to get us to this point and the best thing we've got for takeout noodles is like a little cup it's like it's flashing all over Gap's car like it's got to be disgusting like it's just

I love the detail that he's bringing it with into the car oh yeah we're eating it while we're flying in the car I would be yelling at it I mean I guess Gap doesn't really yell but I would be yelling at him like dude you're getting it's fucking sesame oil over my fucking shit. You also told me that it wasn't fish and I could clearly smell it is fish. Yep, yep. There's definitely salmon in there. We are in a flying car

and it's raining. I cannot open the windows. I do not know how to explain this to you. Shrimp is seafood. Don't try to get around it. Yeah, I understand it's not a real kind of fish, but fuck. It stinks in here. God damn it. I have to get this detailed.

I love the flying cars. Again, it takes fucking forever for this thing to to take off which just it it adds to all this drama of the of the space it really does and just seeing like all the the steam pour out of it while it's taking off it's really incredible it's also an interesting thing of like the technology's not like too polished like you're still looking at this cop car like ascend and like while yes it's cool it's a flying car it's not as flashy as like the back to the future two flying cars this came first right before bt correct yes Well, because that's, I mean, like, one thing that is a very big pull of it is that it does.

It has like a machinist's point of view. Like the guy who actually likes building these things. Right. Is what the sense, like a lot of, I'm not going to, I blame Steve Jobs for quite a lot, but I'm not going to blame for everything. But like a lot of what like has happened since like the iPod and the IMAX came out was like, it's not, it's no longer cool for it to look like someone could actually build this thing. It just has to look cool.

Like all this like angles have to be right. sleek for no reason. So rather than this, where it looks like, somebody might have built this shit. Somebody might have done it. Right. Somebody who's not a child in third world country,

also possibly, yes. We meet Deckerid's ex-boss, M. Emmett Walsh, Bryant. So good. Young Emmett Walsh, man. This is like, dude, but it's also like not that young.

Of course not. And like, I don't want to curse the guy or nothing, but I'm just like, he was born 60 years old he was it would be cool if he Benjamin buttoned and suddenly he was younger now oh hey there we hear movies now I'm seven years old hey I'm gonna shock on a bit I'm on TikTok now everybody

look at this dance maybe he'll get me on the tonight show it was that one blissful two weeks where we and M.M. at Walsh were the same age and then like ships of the night we kept getting older and he kept getting younger and we never had sex with him why the fuck why is there a baby's photo on the

in-memorium what the fuck I swear to God if M. M. Walsh is fucking Farinid ever assuming he dies but you shouldn't he should not ever do I'm fucking right yeah if they farina him

they got something coming to them because he's great in this I mean and it's he his character kind of disappears which is fine because he serves his purpose, which is to just underline how uncomfortable this profession is.

Yes. What we're talking about, which, and even in the script or the, what do you call it their scroll? The scrolls, you know, they get executed in the street. They do not call it execution. They call it retirement. Which tells you everything you need to know. I've got four skin jobs walking the streets.

Yeah, don't be an asshole, Decker. I got four skin. which I love that. Yeah, a little slur for the replicas. Yeah, give me a skin job, baby. Oh, yeah. Are we reusing skin job in Battlestar, Eric, I believe. Oh, I think you're probably right.

Yeah, we, I mean, this movie, Battlestar Galactic, Ronald Moore has seen Blade Runner a couple times, for sure. It also influenced casting decisions, for sure. When was that OG Battlestar? O.G was like 70-something, 72, 73. But that wasn't about robots? It was about just, but just robots.

But not like robots. that look like Blank and Robo Oh that was So that was an introduction for this new Yeah You've definitely seen those robots

It's a famous look of those robots Oh okay I'm so Battlestar illiterate like I can't even tell you But it's just so interesting The way that he's just sort of like

Oh yeah My question is What is Decker doing now Does he have enough money Just to live in this Or is he like I got his hand out flyers For that guy

At the noodle shop Well Come to Nellie's noodles Comedy show Comedy show Oh don't want to be on Comedy Central. Cash for gold. Cash for

gold. Iraqi Dinar finally worth something. Get in on the scam while you can. He's getting into an Elmo costume and he's headed down downtown L.A. It's showtime folks. You ever hear about the Vietnamese Dong? Well, let me

tell you about transfer rates. I think it's possible because his whole thing is like he's quit or he's retired or whatever. He doesn't do that it's possible that this is also speaking to Deckard being a replicate and not knowing it.

Yeah. Right? Where it's almost like mementoing him in a way where it's like, I thought I thought I retired. No? One last ride. Come on, Decker, one last ride. The only other thing I could conceive is that like it is just like a hitman. You just have him on retainer. So like whenever you need him, he comes out.

But like it's been a fucking while. I mean, yeah. It's also great because he's like, oh, what about hold it? Well, Holden's good, but he can't breathe if you unplug him. That's a great fucking line. Yep. That is the fate of that guy. Absolutely.

It's just interesting to hear that he lives. Yes. Apparently there was a scene cut from one of these cuts where it's a hospital scene with Holden. Oh, interesting. Yeah, which I don't know what that was. Oh, I don't know. Is that like a deleted scene altogether? I think I didn't care for it one way or another.

But it's interesting. But he's just like six escape. to fried themselves on a fucking gate. They were trying to get into Tyrell originally. Because it's insane that they came back to Earth at all. Like usually they don't do that. And Earth apparently has a, at least in the book, there's a few, you know,

Blade Runners on Earth. And it's like the chances of you really actually getting a lot of action is usually minimal. Yeah. Uh-huh. I mean, it's a shitty job. I mean, like, it is like a hitman. I mean, it is literally like a hitman working for the,

police like so it is a pretty lonely in the book they don't say blade runner it's bounty hunter yeah yeah better than it's better than my shifted blockbuster I have to clock out early reggie I told you I'm also a blade runner look you can find someone else to make the footlong sandwiches for the next two hours while I go do some blade running would you like to have that in a commemorative blackwood oh popcorn tub okay I'll pre-make some turkey sandwiches but then I have to get blade running. Listen, what do you want to be more, Decker? Do you want to be a blade runner or a sandwich runner? I want to know.

Where is your heart? 50 cents more for free refills. That is the like Los Angeles 2019. It's called DoorDasher. Yeah, exactly. And it's dystopian apocalypse. Oh, yeah. Much worse than this vision.

Everything went wrong. Jared Fogle runs a fucking county out there. Oh, no. He's got a sandwich apocalypse community. No schools in that county. I'll tell you, sir. All adults. He's got a second act coming to him.

As prisoner X-5, 7. Being murdered in prison. That's about it. I'll tell you what we, I think I mentioned this, where we're going through the nanny as part of our like, watch an old sitcom

while we eat dinner during the weeknights. And there is, Fran Dresher makes some like Jared Fogel reference. It's like, something, something, Jared from subway. And I was like, you have no idea. That must be late in the run, right?

Yeah, I think it's like six seasons, the final season. He got like, but if you, I mean, if you remember, like, that place did not take off until he took off. They were like intertwined. He built that place. He really, like the way. I was eating subway long before Jared Fogel. Oh, you, you kept it in business. You kept it in business before Jared came and saved.

But there weren't fucking six of them on your block like there is now. Maybe that's true. So you're saying that Jared Fogel is an underappreciated character. Of course. So are you saying? Would I be saying, would I be saying something mean about the man? I think he's been punished for his crime, Stephen. I don't know about that.

Maybe not enough. But so, yeah, he's like, then he gives him a drink and, you know, it's a noir. I mean, like, and that's the thing. I mean, like, this is in your, you said, Andrew, it's a nightmare noir. It's like a nightmare, sure. It's a nightmare noir, and the sci-fi only gives, not only, but, like, smartly gives its existentialism. You know what I mean? it's like that's where the sci-fi comes in it's not the sci-fi isn't like oh man look at all these

robots it's like yeah sure but like what is it to really right those are just the conditions in which we're working exactly and that's like part of royal rid's thing like i what i was listening to a little bit of the commentary and he talks about like when he does sci-fi like he tries to make it as grounded as you possibly can so you're not like distracted by fantastical stuff and that's what's going on here way more than alien because there's a fucking alien in that movie But this is like, you know, you can imagine, and I mean, now in 2023, you definitely can. You can imagine sentient robots fucking talking to you and whatever. And it doesn't, none of it really takes away.

You're not overwhelmed. Nothing in the goal of the protagonist is really sci-fi related. You're hunting and killing humanoid objects. I think that's really important to keep in mind. Like the fact that like, I think of, I mean, this is not fair at all. but like I think a lot about I robot as like the worst possible version of this even though I know it's from a different book

I it the the the wow how we are supposed to be blown away about like this CGI robot can talk yeah he's talking like a normal god can you fucking believe it holy shit no like the whole thing is like what's interesting about it is that they are humans

in everything but being said you're not human like everything it does not matter and like the ending the different between Batty and Deckard at the ending is so important in that one thing like them learning I mean we'll get into them learning their own emotions versus like Decker just

doing what he was told his whole life and just killing what might have been his brethren right but and that's the thing too is like he they never let you off the hook they don't they don't do except for Darrell Hannah which is so fucking freaky her death but like Joanna Cassidy

which we'll talk about but like it's just blood it's just it's woman getting shot in the back. You know what I mean? And like, we say she's a robot. And like, everyone's, and he's like, don't worry. I'm a blade runner. She was a robot. Cool, dude. All right. Got it. No further investigation necessary.

Thank you, sir, as he runs off into the night down a dark alley. Batty. Not baddie. Eminem Walsh brings Dechard into, we got to watch this fucking Vaughn contest. Oh, yeah. We're going to watch a part of the movie. Everybody else saw five minutes ago. Oh, this got, watch him beef this question.

He doesn't even know what to fucking. turtleish man stupid guy comes in oh i knew he was a robot before he said anything dumb morrow his robot walking here oh okay uh all right in their world a mother is half of what creates you so you would have one of them and a father so servo matrix is you're saying when they ask me about the mother that's when i shoot him right you know what yeah that's fine you know what shoot yourself Sounds great. In this tape, we also get some footage of Roy Batty here.

We learned that he is a Nexus 6 level replicant at the time, you know, top of the line, top of the line stuff. Born, we're like made in 2016. All terrors were made in 2016. He's a combat model and probably dangerous or probably the leader. He was a Napoleon model. that we had, you know, it's a special edition. The best is when he's describing Joanna Cassidy, it's like file photo comes up.

He's like, this here's Zora, yeah. Oh, what a gorgeous robot. She is all so lethal. Bit of a beauty and the beast complex. Oh, at least I heard that. You know, you just hear things in the shower room. Yeah, and then that's Darrell Hannah. Just a standard pleasure model.

He calls it that. Yeah, just gives hand jobs all the town. Yeah, it's a sex robot with a chip on her shoulder. That's why I should join the gang. A pounder eight. Designed for military pleasure clubs. It's like, Jesus Christ. I don't want to know about the off world military pleasure club.

Can we just remove her emotions if that's the case? Like, you know what I mean? Just like, hey man, why? Why was I programmed to feel paid? If you get gang banged by the generals club, it's like, you know what? Let's just remove this thing. Well, and so that's what M.M. at Wall's just talking about here. I don't know why.

It's a little expository. because I don't know why he's reminding Decker of this point, but it's like, oh, if they realize, like, if they live too long, they learn how to develop emotions, and that makes them more dangerous. And this is where he introduces a very important plot point for these replicants. They're now all designed with a four-year lifespan. And after four years, they just kick off.

That way, there's no danger of them, you know, outgrowing their programming and become something more. It also looks like they get a pretty nasty case of arthritis. Yeah. Pretty. I mean, that's mean on its own. Just have him died. Arthritis and turning into like white ceramic

color as we see going on with like Rutgers' arm at the end of the movie. My android blood is running out. And almost here is doing an origami chicken. Yes. Yes. Very important that Gaff does the origami statues here. He does, he reprises his role in

249, I believe. He's like a real quick cameo. It's a brief. I haven't seen that movie since I saw it in theaters. Yeah, it's been a long time. So I'm a little fuzzy on it. Hopefully we don't have to skew too far into it. I don't remember too much. I remember really loving it, but I've never.

I haven't found the two hours and 45 minutes to really sink back into it. It's quite a lot. I have to say, for this final cut, one hour and 57 minutes, thank you, Royal Redd. It's all I ever needed. Oh, my God. He gets, he goes to the Tyrell Corporation to meet with Tyrell. He also wants to just see if this void comp testing works. He wants to try

it out on a robot. And we meet Tyrell, who is the Lloyd from the Shining, of course. Joe Turkle rest and peace. He's fucking great in this. He got Farina. Oh, what the fuck? He did. That's right. Yeah. He just died last year, right? Holy shit. You know what?

We got to go to the Academy. We were there. We didn't get to do it. We didn't get to do it because two of us got fried, getting in. We wanted to see Eastern Condors. I'm sorry. There was six of us. Two dudes got electrocuted and then I was finally like, you know what, let's just watch the movie. Yeah, I was like,

let's get noodles. Those two guys did not get to see the Samohung retrospective sadly. Beautiful. And introduced Sean Young here. This is when, I mean, Sean Young, especially with the haircut and the whole thing, like, you see all of this influences, the influences this hat on anime and I think probably both, like, kind of probably goes

both ways a little bit, as my guess. Yeah. I mean, like, manga for sure. Yeah. Just like her haircut is a very, like, very, like that kind of I mean it's a very 40s she looks like she has Joanna Cassidy's haircut from who frame Roger out

yeah totally funny enough she she's got such a great line here she's talking to like so Decker's going to do the test on her and she's like so you do a lot of these

and he like mumbled something and she's like do you ever wonder if you executed someone thinking that they were a replicant and they were a human and he's like let's get on with the test here

look we'll have a different movie to think about that one because that's a pretty big boy right there uh yeah he asks you doesn't ask her the turtle question because i'd like to know what her answer would be that's true but i love joe turkle here like i want to see what a negative looks like before i show you a positive kind of a kind of a thing here and then the questions are so funny it's like it's your birthday someone gives you a calf skin wallet which is i guess now illegal yeah which kind of ties into the book thing about the animal preservation for sure oh right yeah we also we meet the owl here which is a replica owl, which has... And we do that cool thing with the eyeballs,

which we love. Which was apparently... Now I'm going to get this... And the director's cut at the ending, I think. Is that what you're talking about Decker's eyes? No, no, no. Decker does have the flash here at some point in the movie. It's not at the end.

But no, that camera technique... What was I reading? It was developed by like Fritz Lang or somebody. This whole idea of like if you put a light at some sort of like 45 degree angle and do something. It makes this like, you know, back with film cameras, we called it like red eye kind of effect almost.

Yeah, that's cool. But it's like, it's a practical effect that they're doing it. Cyberpunk, go all the way back to Metropolis. I think that's an influence right there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I ripped off that crowd. A little rotten rid here now.

Good film back up. Fuck it. Yeah, I talk his stuff. What is the first part of, he's talking about the dinner or whatever, and he's like, the entree's boiled dog. And like, that's what, that's what, like, sets her off to, like, end the test or whatever. It's so, it's so weird. Raw oysters. You're going to a stage play and there's a banquet scene and there's, they're eating oysters.

And then the meal is boiled, the main meal is boiled dog. And she doesn't know how to, she's like, oh, hmm. Okay. I love in the middle, it's like, your husband gives you a photograph of a naked lady. It's like, it's a test to see if I'm a replicant or a lesbian. Right. Yeah, totally. You show it to your husband.

He likes it so much. He hangs it on your bedroom wall. I love that idea. The husband be like, woo-hoo. Oh, man, this, honey, this nudie photo's got to go up on the wall. Are you kidding me? Look, I need some inspiration, okay? It's putting to work in over here.

Her answer is, I wouldn't let him. Yeah, I should be enough for him. Yeah, yeah. The orange and gray, I've met the spider thing because it brings it back. You spend a whole summer watching her build a web, and then you notice one day there's an egg in it. Do you eat it? I don't know, whatever it is. They just burst open.

Now, this is where Joe Turkle here, Terrell, says that he's trying something new out with Rachel. Oh, Rachel, why don't you go get us some coffee? Yeah, could you, uh, you did a great job on the robot test. I got to talk to the robot detective in private for a second, or the robot assassin, I guess. It's like, she's a, she's a replicant. She doesn't fucking know it. By the way, me and Decker, we talked before this. We both agree you are a human.

You are definitely a human and we didn't want you to ever worry about any of that. More human than human. That is our motto. More human man, human. That's where it's all from. Oh, yeah. It's a rich tapestry. And, you know, he's, well, what's the point of it? It's like, well, we're just trying to figure this out. He doesn't explain whether or not she has a life expectancy thing.

We don't say that here. He doesn't, yeah, he doesn't mention that. But what he does say is that in order to trick them into believing that they are people, they are filling them with artificial memories from other people. in this case very weirdly it is Terrell's niece that she is filled with a lot of memories from which is quite bizarre

sure dude pretty weird well you gotta get him somewhere right I mean oh yeah you can't just I guess you could take someone off the street but they wouldn't have a nice life yeah I mean you want to know what kind of memories there I also love that there's no like there's no explanation for how we're

like building a memory inside a robot from like other people you don't see any of that We never see the gears or the chips or anything like that. They're just close-ups of eyes in these monitors. And that's enough for me. Yep. That's, yeah, that's, it's for a different movie.

The, like, the fact that they are, it is the fact that they look and act human that is important to this. Like, that is the key to it. Like, getting into that kind of stuff would have just completely sank the boat to me. So, uh, Deckerd goes to Leon's disgusting, uh, hotel room. Enjoy Coca-Cola first. I actually don't mind. the product placement at all in this movie because

it feels like that's what that world would be. We live in now. Go to Times Square right now. That's what it looks like. Go to Tokyo right now. That's what it looks like. Am I going to scream about Hudson News and Applebee's an ad aster? No, I am not. So I would be a hypocrite to fucking do that. Well, that's a logical, you know,

if we had a huge elevator going to the moon or whatever we're doing an ad astro. You know there would be an applebee's there. But I do have to say, the worst one is Ferrari. there's so much Ferrari stuff all over there. I got to say, though, the moon's Hudson News. How much do you think a bottle of water is like 50 bucks?

Oh, definitely. At least. Yeah. At least. If they chill it for you, it's an extra 20. Yes, it's Yankee Stadium pricing.

The pre-mixed Dunkin' Donat, Dunkuccino's in a bottle. Oh. At least, so you might have to put out a mortgage on one of those. Dude, this bathtub that Decker reaches into here and it's like Leon's fucking robot bits of like oil spill

piss in the tub. He's just probably shit and oil and snake skin it seems like. Metal in the fucking tub. And artificial snakeskin, yes, Deckerd finds one little piece of something. It's like a scale looking thing. This is the only time he's using a little evidence bag. He's like, yeah, I'm a detective. See? He's a murderer. He steals some of Leon's photographs, which are very important.

Which is what Leon wanted to come back and get. Gaff is making a matchstick man here. Yeah, much like the Nicholas Cage film, the same name. That's what that movie was about, right? Also by Rotten Ridd. That's a rotten rid. Oh, that's one of the rottenest rotten rid movies, that matchstick man. But I also love the, this is when we meet Roy Bady pretty much right here. He goes up to Leon, he's like, oh, were there men in your apartment?

Police men. Oh, yeah, dude, that emphasis is some police men. Do they get the memo? They took your precious photographs. He is so fucking, this is his favorite thing he ever did. Not shocking. No, Rutker? Yeah.

He checks out. Yeah, it's good. It's miles better than any fucking C grade garbage action movie put his name to. I got to get into the Dutch, the real Dutch stuff there with Rutger. I've ever seen any of it. Yeah. Yeah, that's good stuff. Flesh and blood?

Yeah. What's seeing? this is where they go to eye world and we meet the fucking total legend James Hong The great James Hong My God

I forgot he was in this It's been a while since I've seen this It's his only seen yeah I was thrilled to see him If you chew If you were to ask like Rucker Howard Like yo you're gonna outlive that guy right He's like of course I would outlive that guy

James Hahn forget about it Yeah he was 90 years old when we made Blade Runner That guy I got You just never know Yeah he's still 90 years old now. Exactly. And Brecker Hower's way gone. I'm going to be dead before James Hong goes.

That's right. I'm at Steve's funeral. Is that the last bet you made? So we got two weeks on the clock. I love James Hong's fucking plug-in heat coat that he's got here. This is one of those things. I love just like scuzzy meat and potato's sci-fi stuff and it's like

all right, he for whatever reason, it's not entirely explained, but like when he's making these artificial eyeballs it's got to be super cold so what does he do to make himself like able to work in such a cold environment well he's got a heated jacket how does he heat the jacket i don't know a bunch of tubes stuck in his back he's like vacuum tubes it's so tactile and they grab him by it which is that's how they start torturing was this eyeball store gave me real tech serve vibes you know what i mean it's not it's not the apple store where you're going to go and get your robot fixed no by the apple people is like it's a little cheaper

it's a little bit off. And you'll be back to them for more repairs and three weeks to the day. Oh yes. I once brought it my laptop to one of these guys that just said, you know, one of these mysterious storefronts that appear and disappear in Queens. We fix Apple products and also sell

frozen yoga. They fixed my monitor for two weeks. And then it was broken. The dentist that it's half the price and they put a Lego piece where you're too. That's what I'm getting from James High I was like, oh, yeah, I can get you an eyeball. Yeah, you can make a fit.

But no, you're a robot broke his eyeball. I got eyeballs. But apparently, I mean, his work was good enough that he designed their eyes for these nexus models. I guess, I guess Tyrell has to outsource the eye maker. I just do eyes is what he says, which is kind of great. And he says that, you know, for all the other info that bad he wants, you got to go to Terrell.

He goes, big boss, big genius. Yes. This is so great. This is what he said, they say, well, or you can go to J.F. Sanderson, who does the genetic. Sebastian. Sebastian. Yes.

played by William Sanders. That's why William, right? Yeah, I believe so. Yes, Sebastian. Sebastian who. J.F. Sebastian. And then Brian James just rips this dude's coat in half. Yeah.

Which like, I mean, you presume they leave him for dead, but also like, couldn't he just leave the store? Yeah. Or break his neck. Why does this little man have to freeze to death? Well, also with like Brian James quietly putting eyeballs on his head. Yeah, he's like playing like, ooh, look, boogie, boogie. Okay, thank. Thank you. Can I survive, please? Yeah, it's a really cool scene. I like them having,

I like seeing the replicants kind of without anything else, like just trying to create, do their own mission, which is to survive. Right. And also freak out the squares. Well, sure. He put, you know, Brian James puts his hand in the frozen eye batter. Oh, right. Yes. And then Darrell Hannah later at Sebastian's put her hand in in the vertical egg boiler. Why don't we have this? I want this.

It looks like you are just asking for trouble with this like column sized egg boilers. It's going to say it's boiling water splatters but it looks good. You know what it feels like? It feels like a bad Christmas gift like make an egg salad in three minutes kind of a thing.

You know, well you got to get craftsmen to work on this thing. Why take up a burner on your stove when you can put this on your countertop and have it may be burned down your house, the new vertical egg boiler. For $2,300, you can have an open boiling water pit. And nothing sticks to it because of the chemicals, chemicals, chemicals, chemicals, chemicals, chemicals. For just 2,500 payments of 2095.

Oh, I want to, this starts the commercial. I want to make, I want to make roast chicken, but my, my, and egg salad at the same time, but my burners are all you being used. Well, here's your chicken boiler. That's what you wanted, right? You were going to, oh, you didn't want rotisserie eggs. Oh, my God. Think of that.

I will never not be impressed when a robot in a movie can, like, demonstrate to me it doesn't feel pain. Oh, yeah. I'm always like, oh, look, they're doing it. Oh, look. Her hand didn't get burnt on. So I wish I felt no pain. I think this is what Decker goes home the first time. Correct.

And she's hiding out. Yeah, he does voice a dedicated. to go up to the 97th floor man. Wouldn't you want a doorman at that point if this 97 floor is, you know, like... To what signed for packages? Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what I'm thinking about. Mr. Decker, there's some packages for you.

I mean, 97 floors. There's a lot of people coming and going. Dude, you need more than one door man, that's for sure. There better be more than one fucking elevator. I'll tell you that much. Like, oh, great. I got to wait four weeks for the elevator. I think you're fucking in cloud cuckoo land.

No more packages. They're all getting stolen. Every last one of them. Cloud cuckoo land, by the way. I like that. ordered another egg boiler got stolen right from the stoop. I got a picture right here. I got a picture on my phone.

Could you find this man? This is important. I know crime literally everywhere, but find him. Rachel, what are you doing here? This is a bad part of town. It's cloud cuckoo land. He's put up a notice in the elevator. He's like, all right, fellow neighbors, all 3,000 of you.

The holidays are coming. And as we know, that's the higher time for risk of package theft. So don't buzz someone into our 100-floor building unless you know them. And at the communal table downstairs, got 100 of these egg boilers. They're trying to give them away all these holiday presents. Your fellow residents, as you can tell by all the egg boilers in the lobby, Christmas is over. And by the way, please stop putting free copies of Tuesdays with Mory.

We have 3,000 of them. but yeah dude the I mean from from frame one to frame end of movie the production design

is amazing but I love Deckard's apartment because it sucks but it also looks cool it looks like if he just got someone in there tidy up you know what I mean

maybe vacuum a little bit you got a solid pad on the 97th floor I love these weird like stony brick like just like future brutalism type of thing going on

yeah it looks like almost as tech kind of design. In the future, we'll live in these, like, 97-story temple kind of apartments. He needs a hologramus to tidy up just a little bit while he's away. Yep, there you go. Hey, Decker, it's me, your neighbor, your... And boss.

Oh, no, it's like Melrose Place. The boss lives in your same apartment building. I'm coming over for dinner. I hope you've vertically boiled something good. I was hearing you through the wall. We were watching Cool Hand, Luke. you're looking for some company. Oh, yeah, sounds like you got your chicken boiler going.

Figure we go down, drink some whiskey, eat some noodles, or eat some eggs. That's all you can do in this world. Maybe have a Coke afterwards. I assume that you like other people talking to you. Hey, neighbor, it sounds like you got a little girl over there. I think she might be a robot. I'll tell her when you're done with that little robot girl. Yeah, you can have a way with her.

Nothing illegal about that. Why aren't you send her over my way when you're done? See, that's the thing is. She's not a human. Don't sympathize. It's not a person. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. The sequence is so great. She comes up to him and she's like, listen, I know everybody, you know what?

My ears were burning all day at work after you left. I was like, she's a robot. I'm not a fucking robot. So I wanted to come here once and for all. These are pictures of my mother and me as a kid. So here you go, smart guy. And he's like, yeah, these are a fake photograph. It's just right.

It's like the way that he volleys this back to her is like when it's as if a little kid is in front of you and says something about Santa Claus. And your knee-jerk reaction is like, there is no Santa Claus, fucking robot. Get out of here. Well, in this particular situation, it is the point of view of a man who never wants to get laid. Like, you, I would just be like, yeah, those great pictures you got right there. Oh, beautiful family. Your mother, you get your luck from your mother. I've noticed that first thing It's fantastic

She's like oh you know And he's like Oh yeah What is this How about that memory About you and your brother Playing doctor That he took

He took his out And you got You chickened out Never told anybody Did you I'm gonna leave now She starts freaking it out He tells

That this is the other one About the spiders She starts crying And then he feels bad He's like No You know what I'm sorry

It was just a big joke You are a drover Bad joke You're a human being The The laziest take back slash apology of all time like oh oh don't go I'm sorry I was joking bad joke I know all your memories bad joke on my part I do think this is one of my favorite Harrison Ford performances it is

it's really lo-fi you know what I mean like he he's handsome as the day as long sure it's great haircut great the coat we haven't talked enough about the coat is fantastic I was gonna say my one beef with the look is the haircut yeah oh really it's a little too like like helmety Buzzcutty. Yeah, just like his hair should never be that short. It looks like he used to, like a vacuum appliance in his house. He certainly does suck. But I do think it's good to, that

really does make the space between Star Wars and this. Yes. Like it does, he can't have a floppy haircut. He's a distinct look. I mean, this is also his presumed innocent look, I think, is this as well. Yeah, I mean, like, this is post-Indy also. It needs anyone. So wait, so, but Steve, so this is below regarding

Henry for you? Yes. Oh, that's a surprising one. No, it's above a regard. Oh, really? Yes. What's that movie? He like forgets who he is or something? He gets shot in the head and forgets who he is. Oh, that's too bad. Sounds like a real tear jerker. It is. It is quite the jerker of tears. Probably stay tuned. But no, I don't know about that. Remember, you know, what was a great movie of his witness, right? Yeah, it's just like he's got the test. He's like, there's a cow and you're not milking it. Why wouldn't I milk the He's like trying to find the fake

Amish. There's a light and I managed to turn it on without lighting a match to gas. How does that work? Your brother's building a barn. Do you help him build that barn? Why wouldn't I help him build the barn? Robot! Amish robot! Oh, Amish robot.

I like it. It's still the void confest because I think those are German names. It actually all works out. Do you prefer chocolate bars or sugar candy sticks? I'll tell you. Tell me about your mother. Was she plane? How plain was your mother? The plainest.

A great thing here detail in his apartment. Dude, Deckerd's whiskey tumblers. Oh, yeah. Dude, he went to the store and he was like, give me the jumbo tumblers. It is the hugest glass of, he can barely hold this thing in his hand. It's like a fishbow. I do, because that is his primary

occupation is drinker. Yeah, sure. That is what he does with most of his time is good drink. He's drinking something. I thought it was the beer when said it, but something called Singtow at Singtow's beer. Yeah, but it's a it's a huge bottle of clear liquid when he gets to it. It looks like vodka. Yeah, it looks like some crazy shit. I was like, okay. You know, he's got a lot in common with Eddie

Valiant on. He does. Absolutely. By the way, so she storms off because she's like, oh, fuck, I'm a robot. He's like, no wait, come back. I'm not a bad. Oh, wait, I am a bad. Oh, whatever. Here's my fish bowl of whiskey that I can drink. And then in the, like, this scene is the perfect mixture. for me of vibes of bullshit technology

and fucking process stuff, the enhance the photograph scene, I could do 20 minutes on the end. It's just so cool of like being, I mean, it's also totally impossible. It's also the best version of computer enhanced. Exactly. Which we've seen thousands and thousands of times.

Oh yeah. It's um, in 43 to 36. Like you can spin it around and see every single fucking pixel. And again, it's just like it is a dude talking to would tell, like a standard definition tube television with just a

little video game lines on it. It's very carpenter in that way. The way carpenter always had these amazing grounded, lo-fi tech. And then give me a physical copy and it shoots out a Polaroid. Yep. A Polaroid from like what also looks like a laser disc player.

Yeah. Like a VCR or something like that. I love all this technology. It's so cool. And yeah, it just it takes forever, but it's so awesome. He finds like a an image of a woman in like the back of the photo and a reflection from a mirror like very cool and he pretty much is Joanna Cassidy that he finds

yes my soph was pointing out to me that a lot of the pictures do resemble like famous works of like art like the one where he goes in on it she showed me I'm I'm stupid so I forgot name of the thing is

but like she was like it looks exactly like the the way that the guys and darkness and the arm comes out and stuff like that. Well, you could tell it's a good little note. It's so meticulously crafted this movie. Well, there's a lot of like Edward Hopper stuff going on with the, with the, just the cityscapes and like the fucking suits and like the way the way, you know, all that kind of stuff.

In like what they, they break up his, her running out and him analyzing the photo with is the introduction of Pris. Yes. Daryl Hannah. in this really awesome like just walking to this building and quickly nuzzling down to pretend like she's homeless

it's so fucking awesome and something like the first few times watching this movie I didn't like understand it first but like she's playing this dude for a long time. This whole calculated like just totally playing this guy and here comes Sanderson right here. Dude honestly we don't see we don't see William

Sanderson die in the movie unfortunately but whatever he happens to him, it's entirely his fault. Oh, sure. You see Daryl Hannah sleeping outside your building. You're like, oh, you want to come upstairs? It's like, no, dude. You're going to wear your head tomorrow, dude. Dude, it's crazy. You say that to her, and then she goes, like, very sort of, like, kind of almost too playful, like, I thought you'd never ask. And then William Sanderson, did you not hear the evil music that comes up right there? I think at that moment, if you're as lonely as this man is, eventually the dams are going

to break. This cannot keep on going on for this. Also this was what was interesting to me is that he makes an allusion to the fact that not only is it a matter of money, but like he had some birth defect or some disease that did not allow him

to go off world. Do you know what he has? He's got Jack syndrome. Oh, really? Oh, yes. Because like his body ages too fast. That's why it's like he's 25. He says he's 25. William Sanderson is clearly older than that in real life. but then also they have age makeup on him. Yeah.

Because he's, he's got Jack disease. Exactly. Which they, they, I think they have a kinship there. Yes. Like, oh, we have the same thing. Accelerated decrepitation. I don't exactly. Accelerated decomposition or something like that. Yes. Yes.

And so, I mean, I wouldn't even be surprised if they just let him live. I mean, he does do everything they want. Yeah. And I'm not sure how much bad he is like really into it. He's like, well, I got, I got Tyrell. I mean, I killed a squirrely little southern. guy, like, do I really have to do it? Does that kind of feel like a big man?

We're told that the answer is, yes. He was murdered and left right next to the bar. Oh, that's unfortunate. Speaking of Sanderson, there's a great two-part Batman the animated series episode that I was way too young to understand, which basically just rips off Blade Runner. I think it's called Heart of Stone or Heart of... Oh, Heart of Stone.

Hards of Stone. But William Sanderson plays another character that creates robots. Yes. It's a very, like, nod, nod, wink. It's a great cat. His face is perfect for this. Like, even with the age, I mean, the eyes this guy has, and the way he's delivered. I mean, he's been,

you've seen him 100. Oh, yeah. He's in a thousand movies. How about his toys, right? He's got that little guy that's like just like a price. Here's something. You're a blade runner later on in that movie Herald, Decker needs to be blessed these things away. They're not exactly robots, but they're

not robots. Listen, they're not replicants, but they could steal your wallet. Exactly. They could do a little tiny robot crime absolutely and here's the thing like i know she's an evil replicant looking to use this guy so it doesn't apply necessarily in this situation but in any other situation if a guy who is letting you into his house says to you my friends are toys i'll make them yes turn around and walk away because you're about to walk into a house of horrors which is so he lives in the bradbury building by himself well it's darrell hannah she got two feet on this dude she's not too worried about

I mean, I guess that's true. Well, no, maybe not worried about this dude, but worried about whatever of these fucking toys are. This dude with the fucking Kaiser Pith helmet, dude, all he has to do is, like, bend over 90 degrees and run at you. All she has to do is punt him.

Literally punt him through the window. They go in, and they're like, humming it, humming it, jiggity jig. Do you want us to suck you off? No, no, no, no, no, action. Not to, no. No, I forgot to put on guest mode. Protocol C, protocol C, protocol C, protocol C.

We've got to curse. I know the moment we thought would never happen has happened. Someone is voluntarily coming into my house. You cannot suck me off tonight. Protocol C. Engage, sucking off faster. No, no, no. Fine. We'll also suck her off if you want.

Why don't you make yourself comfortable while I take care of this sucking robot? Well, the Kaiser one's got to do you like a seven-upers? Stop sucking my pants. Stop it. The pants stay on. I want my belt buckle on. The one's got a big nose. He could probably fuck his ass.

Absolutely. Or fuck her. Do you want ice in that? Stop it. He just doesn't sometimes check my prostate. Sleep mode. Sleep mode now. This friend I invented is a doctor.

Clean bill of help. They are eerie. And they're just like, you know, terrified. They're like little people in costumes. Sure. what like it makes it even creepier because it's like an actual person in there

like moving around but they have like like the one guy in the Pith helmet has like a it's all like he looks like fucking Sid Hague and House of a Thousand Corpus is just this like eerily painted white face because that's the thing too is it's one thing to have

like all these little animatronic friends of yours it's not like oh I was really it's all just clown shit it's like no thank you yep like how can we make these tiny little robots any creepier. Add some clown shit. Yep. Yeah. We go back to

you know, Deckerd's around here and this is this is something that's added back into this, which is nice. This is him dreaming about the white unicorn. Very important for later in the movie, but it's like, it's doing this cool cutting of like looking, it's

like you're seeing this unicorn and then it's like Harrison Ford looking at the photo and it's cutting back to the unit. And it's telling you, like it does a good job of the editing of telling you he's thinking about this thing. And like, I'm not mistaken, legend has a unicorn pretty prominently, right?

It does. Yes. And I mean, like, that legend is like one of those things where like, it's that royal to rotten rid where it's got all the great aesthetics of royal red, but the script is dog shit. And it's just sort of, it's a rotten red joint.

It is. It's absolutely. Mine is that Tim Curry. It's tough to watch. You can't get, you cannot essentially start a movie with some guy saying, why don't we turn it all into garbage? And then be like,

you know what, that's a Royal Red production right there. That's not rotten at all. It's been so long since I've seen it. It's just, yeah, it's not a very good movie. But the unicorn obviously, you know, spoke to me. It was like, oh, yeah, that unicorn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think some fans said like, oh, he was using test footage

in this movie from that movie, but I think pretty thematically it makes sense. Yes. And he's just interested in certain themes at this point of his career. So why not, why wouldn't I do another unicorn? Why wouldn't they help the unicorn? Another great futuristic design right here. You catch the bottle shape of this future Johnny Walker Black that he's drinking.

Oh, yeah. It's like got a cool, like, base to it. It looks like a flower vase or something. Why can't we do something? You know, why is everything 1982, but somehow worse? Well, that's the problem. It's our nostalgia bug is eating us alive. We can't progress.

We always, that's a big part of it. But it's also like we were just jumping the gun being like, yeah, and then there's going to be flying, flying cars. Like, we just got cars. Horses were forever. Yeah. So cars, shitty cars are just now forever. Yes.

They're like the horse, right? But eventually we'll start flying, I think. You think so? Probably not in my life. I don't think they'll ever allow it. Oh, I'm working on it right now, pedophile. That's the problem is all the people who are in charge of the flying car thing, essentially are just con men.

Yeah. All the people who are like, they're just like, oh, yeah, you're going to be able to fly. Why don't you just get up there? And then you're going to have so many people crashing into buildings. No, that's, it'll never happen. It will absolutely never happen. Because look at it this way. Look at the maniacs that we just license every day to drive on the ground.

Oh my God. So that's basically you're saying, like, I'm going to license you to be a personal pilot for yourself at all times. Right. Absolutely not. Here's 2,000 pounds of fucking fiber class. Throw it out of building if you want. You will never have the Christopher. for Lloyd annoyance of, oh, the skyways jammed.

No, no human being on this earth will ever utter those lines in a serious situation. Half the self-driving cars are hitting people in the middle of the fucking street. And the other half are setting on fire. Yeah, you think of fucking, you're putting them in the air? Are you out of your fucking mind? So, Decker takes the little scale that he finds to this lady, she does some analysis here. And I love all this, like, speaking of enhanced, she's looking at the little bottom side of the scale. And she's like, oh, I'm able to read the serial number off this thing.

You know, and she says, oh, it's, you know, this, you got to track the serial number to this dude, Abdul Ben Hassan. He's the snake man or whatever. I can get, I can make you a snake. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll get you a snake by three o'clock this afternoon. I love this detective stuff of him going to the fish lady, him going to the snake guy who's got this fazzon and everything. It's very dark.

Yeah, yeah, Gardner, it's 10 for 100. You just want your normal gardener. a python, that is going to get you in the 500 credit range. Well, you want a mongoose? Get the fuck out of here. He got asked me for a mongoose. Does it say mongoose store, Abdul, the mongoose guy? Is that what it says on my little business card here? He says that he sold it to, he sold some snakes to Taffy, and he goes to this guy, Taffy.

Taffy Lewis, man. What a scumbag this guy is. You buy any snakes from the Egyptian taffy? Here in the fourth sector, never. Well, because now he's at the club that Joanna Cassidy works at. By the way, anyone else notice the Friday the 13th? Well, I guess it was too early for it. It's just the hockey mask dance of sex that we get.

Yeah, like go-go dancers with hockey masks. Oh, I totally missed it. I guess it's pretty before Jason started popularizing that. Unfortunately. Just by like a year or so, I think. But yeah. I like that. That's definitely doing it for somebody.

Finally, Friday the 13th fucking sex play. Rachel, could you put on this mask before? get down to it. Hey, Decker, if you come home early on, earlier on I got some Friday the 13th porno parodies we could watch together, man. And by the way, I'm definitely the kind of guy that invites people over his house to watch pornography. Or just come on over, we'll have to do another, just watch it. I love a good production value in my porno. This one's called it 8th, Friday the 13th, X,

X, X, X. Well, sad, Decker, if you ever think that that Rachel girl is going behind you're back with John Gitts. You just let me know and I'll find them. Look, this is the part where Mrs. Valleys goes down on Jason, it's okay because they're stepmother and stepson. It's all good.

It ain't gross in the porno parody. Oh, man, Decker never comes by no more. Oh, here we go. Yep, Jason's skull fucking a decapitated woman. Oh, yeah. No, very clearly in the first movie she says, is Stepson. If you watch it closely, you're probably

thinking of the second or third one where it gets a mask and it's official, but in the first one, it's very clearly. Awesome. And then yeah, the baghead one for the second one. Absolutely. Fucked through the bag. Yeah. Absolutely. Stick his dick through the little eye hole he's got that bag. Or you stick your dick in his eyes.

Some ambitious porn producer is going to have a field day. They really wanted to do it. I bet this already exists. Someone's going to be like, you guys didn't know about it. Here's a good tip. Never accept a free drink from Taffy Lewis.

Yeah. Dude, this thing, he's like, oh, what are you? You want a free drink? I don't know what are you thinking about a snake. You want a free drink? And like,

fucking Deckerd accepts this free drink. It's like gasoline colored with worms at the bottom of the glass. And there's definitely the shot of Harrison Ford picking one out of his mouth and like not being horrendously grossed out by it. I think in this we're skirting there might be aliens. There probably are aliens,

my guess. Like that's what made with this. Robuline. That's what those wars are that he's fighting out, that Roy is fighting out on the crest of Orion, whoever the fuck. By the way, so he gets wasted, like any other single guy, let me call the one girl I know. Hey, man, I'm sorry, I said you're a robot. Yeah, I'm in this club, like, oh, far away from you. Come here now.

Yeah, like, oh, yeah, I'm all the way around in Chinatown. Yeah, I'm calling you from a loud bar. Would you like to get into danger? Would you maybe like to get shot later? Why should come in? I'm just saying, if you're not a robot, you show up. Just say it. Just say it, robot girl.

Hey, robot girl. Hey, robot girl. Robots stay home and real girls come on play. Which one? Oh, you hung up. Oh, this phone, this Vid phone costs $1.25. Hey, what's your hate, I don't know. Send me what you are.

It is that great thing here, too. like, yeah, vid phone, like just the notion of like cell phones just was not captured by any science fiction writing whatsoever. Well, the Star Trek communicator, right? It's true.

It's the closest thing to. Yeah, but that's like, no, screen on that fucker. No, but it's a phone. But yeah, it's a phone you're carrying with you. No one never thought, we thought we would always have pay phones. But no, now they have videos on them because that's the way of the future. It's also a crazy like Harrison Ford has to punch in

like 25 digits. I'm like, you're using a fucking future calling card too. And maybe, I mean, you know, I just turned 40, but maybe I'm the oldest guy in the universe, but I do not enjoy FaceTime. VidVid phone technology. I do. Guess how many times I've used FaceTime?

Exactly zero. Yeah. For you. Zero. During the pandemic, I asked my parents if they wanted to do it, and they were like, no. Like, no.

I would rather just not see you ever again. I'll just talk to you. I'm not great on the phone to begin with. But do people actually FaceTime? Oh, what are you kidding? Are you out of your mind? Do you guys face them? No, I don't. I don't. But there are other people than the people in the room. Or name, name five.

I'll see people walking around the street just FaceTime. That's insane. That's the insanity. That's the insane shit. Like, yeah, we've done FaceTime with like our, you know, little niece in Iowa and that kind of shit. But like, these motherfuckers that walk down the street at like 7.30 a.m. just having bright, bubbly conversations on FaceTime while they're like walking to the train. I'm like, what is wrong with you? It's a different generation. It's an addiction to phones.

We sound like a thousand years old. We do. But it's just insane. It's the same thing as like dropping off at someone's apartment before you go to work. What are you doing? Who are you talking to? It's 7.30 in the morning. Who are you talking to?

I can't. Probably family members because they don't hate them. People in this. I mean, there's a difference here. I think, I mean, but it's also true. It's just an addiction to phones that we were the last. generation that didn't have to do with that. Thank God, because listen, you know, if that's what you got to do whatever, just know you look really stupid. It's still pretty bad. Oh, yeah. Well,

you look stupid not doing it. You do. Fine. That's fine. Everybody can look stupid. It's fine. That's fine. Oh, yeah. Flashback to last week. It's fine. So we miss Salome, of course, the great Joanna Cassidy looking right as rain in this movie. Absolutely. Six years away from Ron Jaravan at this point. Wow. Yeah. So this is like, I guess in the timeline, this is the Catalina adventure. So you see what she's working with here because yes, she is topless. Yeah, pretty very naked. Apparently she was very thrilled when she had to redo her debt scene. Spoilered for the next four minutes. Uh, that she fit in all of her old costumes. Like, hey, not too bad. That's great news. So, uh, this is when Harrison Ford realizes,

oh man that's definitely that replicate how am I going to do it I'm going to do my nerd voice from Star Wars A New Hope which is hi I'm sorry no everything's fine here how are you yes he does that he's like oh hi it's me that's a great scene whatever I'm from the

magnet what is it from the nudity coalition yeah whatever this like union moral abuses or something yeah when you got this job did you have to do anything weird what kind of things do you have to do to get this job and I check your dressing room for

whole That's the best one. That's my favorite one. Check your dressing room for holes. You never know. Some people get into Porkies-esque shenanigans around here. I'm just looking for holes, glory, peep, or otherwise. Just trying to figure that out.

I'm seeing three glories, one peeper here. I'm going to spackle them. If I could fit my dick in it, it's a glory. If I can't, it's a peep. Okay, let's go. Yeah, bad news here, Jora. You're getting Norman Bates here. Absolutely.

I got three peeps right there. Yep. Oh, yeah. Let me just go outside the thing. Yep, yep, there's a painting on the other side. This is classic. This is classic stuff. She doesn't give a shit.

She's just showering and getting on with her routine. I love this. Speaking of future inventions, the globe, she puts her head in to get to the drying. It's awesome. This thing. Speaking of fish bowls, too. Make it. What are you doing?

Make it. Well, that's, I mean, it was something that I really, I think he, Scott and his whole team do a good thing. It's like, there are a lot of little, little adventure. Yes. that ought to be cool if they had that. Things that visually like interest you and break up the monotony. Like some of it like I love the mood. I love the vibes. But like it's

good to break that up with actual senses of invention. And like the sense of ooh something might happen here and something does happen but it's not what you hope happens because she's like dry me. Like she gets out of the shower and she goes to hair support and goes dry me. Well at a certain

I don't know. Yes. There's also the question about the snake. Yes. And and she's like oh if I could have a real snake, would I be working here? Yes, and I can afford to have a real animal, which is very strange. But it's also, like, at certain point, like, again,

because she's a femme fatal, she figures out that he's the, he's a blade runner. You know what I mean? She's like, this glory hole inspector bullshit. That guy came last week, okay, and he didn't look like this. Why is it? Because the movie doesn't really explain it, but like, you know, she is part of Roy Batty's crew that crash landed back on Earth or whatever. Why does she, like, immediately seek employment?

Like, well, so did what, so did Leon. Leon had a job. Oh, I guess that's true. Yeah, that's true. I think there was a mention, like, with Walsh about how they tried to infiltrate the Tyrell Corporation with regular jobs. I don't know about hers, but Leon's was a janitor there. And like, probably, you know, buying stuff to just, you know, to do whatever you're going to do.

Walking around money. Yeah, walking around money. If I was a super strong robot, dude, I'd just be secretly ganking people. It's true. Taking wallets, you know. I'd be crushing people's heads. I mean, all across. You think they got the cash box from James Wall.

Hong's eye store. Yep. Yeah. Yep. How much cash you think is in the eye store is a question? 400 credits. Okay, that's nice. Nothing crazy. It might have a safe though. That's one of those places I can see there being a, and they're going to find it.

I mean, we're eating noodles tonight. But yeah, she's like, dry me and Harrison Ford's like, say, and then she just knees him the fucking face. Dude, it's a throat punch. He's like choking and shit. It's awesome. Because she's a robot strong. And the hilarious thing is she's topless. She's like, all right, I'm going to go outside.

Let me just put on my clear. jacket. All right, I'm good to go. Yep. Yeah, this will do. It's raining. It's better, but I'm a clear jacket. Now my amazing rack won't get wet as I fucking run away from this fucking blade runner. It's a cool jacket. Yeah, this top with no snaps.

Just fit into it. We do a lot of running around here. I love just like her trying to just like blend into people and like him eventually spotting her at every turn. Like she kind of like hides on a subway staircase for a second. And here she must be like, I wish I brought a

normal sweater. You know, I bet if I had a normal sweater, I wouldn't stand out as much. I know I'm 6'1 and gorgeous, but damn. Can't duck into a quiet bookstore with these rocking tits out. Absolutely not. Like, what's the chances he's just going to open fire in a crowd Bump! I love those moments where he's debating, shooting through the bus. Yes. Oh,

yep. Yep. It's so good. And I mean, like, and again, like this is what the movie does really great. And I think Battlestar plays with this a lot. Again, Mr. D. Moore has seen this movie, which is just sort of like, if there is no difference between humans and robots, what's the difference? You know what I mean? Which is a very excellent question. Which is actually right, the theme, I guess at the end, right? It's just like, too bad she won't live, but then again,

who does? Yes. Enjoy that moment to get, you know. Exactly. What is life at all? And like, you know, it's fucking bullshit. It's a waste of fucking time. It's fucking bullshit. Money's fake. It is. Time is fake. Are you joking? That's just a construct. You're 40 years. years? Oh, what the fuck is a year? And now let's talk about all this, the earth is round shit too. Let's get that shit right out the window. That's another guest coming up. Kyrie Irving will be in here

in a moment. He's finally going to get us sent straight on all this flat earth news. I'm just interested. But I mean, it's amazing how they play this. She is running for her life from a dude with a gun who is shooting her in the back.

Yeah. It's crazy. And again, again, if she had the green blood or if there was sparks coming out or like chur-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-do. No, she's screaming like a woman being shot in the street by a fucking man. He's just shooting her in the back. I mean, Roy Baddy chastises him later for unsportsman

like conduct. Totally. But that's what this job is. It's like they are super strong and also, what's wrong with shooting in the back in general? Yeah, let's go there. They're just, and the thing is, they're Jesse James caucus.

That's the assassination of Roy batty by the coward. fucking Decker what was the first thing? Rick Deckerdick Deckerdick yeah Rick is it Rick Jeffrey Alan

but what I love it is like Greg she gets murdered head first through a fucking black glass window and apparently in the old the old cut that sundumbles It is Rick

It is Rick Nick immediately and I fucking love him for it Here comes M.M.O. I was like Oh there it is the whole deck of a one man's slaughterhouse. Do you get any casualties?

I love it when you get the innocent ones too. It's so awesome. And also there's a bit here. There's a quick shot of Brian James watching it all go down, knowing like, oh, fuck, there's a Blade Runner who's onto us. You know, she just ate, Zora just ate shit here. Uh-oh.

Yeah. Oh, what's this here? Billy Pilgrim and Walk and Slaughterhouse Files. The, it is a. like what a dream job for an actor you know m m at walsh here we got the the office scene he's sitting at a desk uh-huh we got this scene the car pulls up i feel like edward james almost gave him a ride and just opened the door he's not getting out of the car no he's having the conversation from sitting in the back seat with the door open you might get wet if it gets out of that car i don't think

i don't want to get rained on congratulations on killing that female uh replicant by the way i just got that male on Elm Street, porno parody. If you want to come back, you know, that bathtub sheens like 40 minutes long, man. Pretty cool.

Instead of knives, they're dildos. Oh, yeah. A sexy girl gets pulled down into a mattress, a bunch of calm explodes out of it instead of blood. Welcome to the future.

Oh, yeah. Freddy's got his glove on. It's a bunch of little dildo fingers. That's definitely, that has to, have happened. Dildo Fingers and Freddy parody. Clearly. Also, Edward Dildo

hands. Edward Dildo hands for sure. Pornography cornucers, tell us about the Nightbrine Elm Street porn. Yes. Comment below. Oh, the new Michael Myers, porno parody, Halloween foot. This is where he's in form. Evil fuck tonight. Now let me

tell you. I know you just killed a woman, but you're going to have to kill another woman. Yes. Yes. He says three left, actually four, because Rachel has fled captivity. Right, yeah. Just gonna add that onto your tab, got to kill your girlfriend.

It's just amazing that it's just sort of like, oh no, yeah, she's not, she's not dangerous, but you have to fucking shoot her the street anyway. Yeah. Yep. Because she left Tyrell. Yeah, exactly. Therefore, she's out of range. They're, they're just, they're illegal. There's no street legal replicant.

So like, yeah, as soon as she left that office where, you know, the god himself, Terrell. So it's chill on. Kept Shill on Mars, basically. It's the idea. What's that? It's chill on Mars to have replicants, obviously. That is the idea. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at this. Texas chainsaw fuck massacre. Oh, yeah. Then there's just critters. That's the same title. I don't know. They just didn't have the creative spirits with this one. Prom fuck? This just, you know, it's hot stuff, but I just don't, not a lot of creativity. Oh, yeah. Prom fuck too. Who's fucking Cindy Lewis?

You can watch Dick, Dick Razor or Dick Razor 2, Dick Bound. I don't, I really do think they should have avoided children of the cock. I think, I think they should have avoided that. I don't know why they decided to go forward with it. Dick Razor 3, cum line. Excellent. Hell world's, right? Oh, yeah.

Oh, come worlds for sure. Dick Razor 8. calm world oh yeah i mean i dare have been so many different versions of the fuckling there's just been that joe dante's the fuckling the one with georgie scott in it the fuckling uh but this is when brian james grabs him immediately uh he knocks him out and then it's like wakes him up wake up time to die oh yeah dude this is so great this is if i was baddie i would just be the

move the guys who have to move the fucking because they say at some point Leon was like he moved big equipment. That was his job. I would just be full in my whole roster with these guys. Yeah, totally. Because if not for fucking Sean Young, Leon is taking him apart at the hinges. Like it is not going well for Decker. Or would he though? Because again, this, you know, there's all these little breadcrumbs about, you know, speaking to Decker being a replica himself. He gets his fucking an ass kicked here by Leon and yes Rachel does save him right here and murders Leon but then when

Darrell Hannah's fucking kicking his ass like that dude should be dead and he's like bouncing back from all these horrendous injuries fairly quickly like the Brian James kicks the shit out of him and then like the breaking of the fingers later and he's still able to climb this out of the building just breaks them back into place

yeah exactly yeah he's beating the shit out of him and then Sean Young he drops his gun to a certain point Sean Young picks it up shoots him in the back of head, which is pretty great. Yeah, it's awesome. So, yeah, Leon's out for the count as well. Go back to Deckerds. I love the time that they take the fucking clear

vodka that gets blood in it. Dude, yes, he takes the sip and his face injury gets in the booze. Rachel has some line of like, I'm not in the business. I am the business. Yes, because he's like, oh yeah, you got you got the shakes, right? That happens to me all the time when I'm murdering people.

Or when you're having some sort of subconscious reaction to murdering your own Deckard because you're a robot? Yeah, she mentions like, have you ever taken that test yourself? Yes. Oh, right. Yeah, and he totally does not answer her. He's just like, let's see what's on TV.

Would you like to have a weird makeout? You know, my neighbor's got a fine collection of porno parodies we can watch. Oh, Decker, you got a girl in there. Pretty hot. Oh, yeah. You got to put on fucking head two, blood wings. Oh, yeah. Blood wings. It's that time of the month

Oh, fuck. Oh, no, it's all I misspoke. It's cum wings. Pardon me. I'm sorry, those specialty titles. You see, there was five versions of this movie. The director, they had the theatrical version, which was different, and then the director added back in the blood wings. That's the final cut. The international cum wings is really one where they keep all...

They added the violence back in. sexual violence. Yeah, you're not allowed to watch that anywhere. You go straight to jail. Yeah, Jason goes down on a girl, the final fuck day. Oh, classic porno parody. Oh, yeah, there's also the cuddlinguist. That's a parent of the exorcist.

Also, you know, well, yeah, Stanley Kubrick's the fuckling. It just keeps on going on. But yes, there's this weird, it's a very weird 1980s, but noir thing. she's trying to leave. He shoves her against the wall. Absolutely. Shoving his face. Kiss me. And she does. Tell me you want me.

Yeah. Okay. And I feel like this is this is like this dude's mentality of replicants, which is like, they're just robots. Yeah. There ain't nothing wrong with this. It's taking the flesh light out of the drawer. Yeah. That's what this is.

Decker's because like she's, this is after he got his ass kicked. Of course, he's like in the kitchen kind of like warsh in his face and whatever. And he takes this jacket off. This shirt and tie combo is straight up. He was headlining the improv last week. He looks like such an 80s standup comedian here. It's awesome. I love it. I love it. Yes, definitely Harry Anderson vibes. Which all future should have. Yeah, I agree. He died. He's not with us anymore. Yeah. He's so many of Nightcourt. And Bull. Bull from Nightcourt just died like last week. I know. I know. Richard Mull.

I was reading news about that. And I saw someone tweeted a, a photo of Nightcourt and everyone who was dead was darkened out. Oh, come on. And I was like, this is too funny not to read. Just Lara Kat and one other person. I mean, yeah, yeah, there's like two or three people. Whoever was left for the reboot there. Because I think one of the, uh, the two women that were like the security court officer, what's her name?

Marsha Warfield, I think passed away as well. Yes, I think she's long gone. That was a great sitcom kids. Oh, yeah. Wonderful show. The reboot wasn't worth a worth a goddamn Never saw it.

So this is where she's like, you know, okay, you know that you know everything about me or whatever but I've you know saved your life like if I went north like would you follow me would you hunt me down and he's like no that that that but someone would

you know and you're like oh man one existence. Yeah so like they make out and I think basically he leaves you don't know that they have sex yeah they do. I mean they do but yeah they do Do you think so? I think so.

That's my... According to the Cisco files. Well, the only thing that, I mean, not the only thing, but I think one thing that does speak in favor of that is the weird moment where, like, she's looking at all these, like, deckered, like old-timey photographs. 1885, like this is the old-ass

photographs that he's got, like, on the piano in his apartment. And the saxophone right here, the Vangelis sexophone is out of control. So maybe that does speak to, they did a little more than just maybe. Here he is with Hirohito. Here he is with the guy who started him on

Santo. Oh my God. I'm not a robot. I'm only 300 years old. I'm not a robot. I'm a vampire. Sick, dude. Right. He goes to investigate what, J.F. Sebastian's. Yes. Well, meanwhile, at Sebastian's, this is what's going to happen, dude. You think,

oh man, look at this sexy lady that is brought into my house. This is cool. I'm not going to make any moves or anything. And I'm going to blah, blah, blah. And then all of a sudden, oops, here comes fucking Rutger Howers in your house. And they're like, well, I guess I have to do whatever this guy says. Here's the friend I told you about. I've taken you in and sheltered you.

This, that, the other thing, a whole thing going on. By the way, I have a boyfriend. And he's in the house with us. And he's six foot four and can rip your eyes out of your socket. There's just a certain like fantasy sequence all. the son with Daryl Handa, ripping his heart out. You won't be needing this. Oh, man.

Right, this is theirs. Shall I suck you off now? Yeah, you might as well. Yeah, you know what? Now it's, first it was an exciting Thursday. Now it's just a Thursday. Get sucking little toy friend. No, Pris, you watch.

You watch. Watch what he does. This is where he suggests breakfast and does the vertical egg boiling and she puts her hand in it. Yes. This all the, like when this scene starts, you know from the first. shot when they cut into this seam that Sanderson has lost control of this environment because

she is spray painting her face and it's like this girl's just doing this in your living room like you have no control over this house guest anymore. It's bad but then yeah the dude shows up and it's like okay obviously he knows that they're replicants and he says

as much it's like oh what what generation are you you folks oh wow Nexus 6 is you're so cool I've built you blah blah blah I do like the way he breaks the news to Daryl Hanney's like There's just two of us now You know, not at Leon and Jean

Whatever name is. Jara, I think Jora, yeah, Jora have been killed. There's just two of us now And it's very sad. And so They start asking him about Hey, you know, this four years thing Kind of a bummer Any way around that. And he's like, well, I wouldn't

know anything about that, but maybe the boss man would, Mr. Terrell. They hear, tell if you gather a bunch of rings and keep them on your person and you'll live forever but if you get hit all those rings will fall and hit the floor you'll try and gather them as much as you can

and eventually you might run out of rings if you hit the box you get more ring Sonic the Hedgehog method of staying live so he's like well I can't do anything about that but maybe my good friend Mr. Terrell could help out he loves helping people

sure and there's the chess game on his side and apparently they play chess together, video chess, I assume. Yeah, I guess they both have their separate boards that they move the pieces around for pretty cool. It is pretty neat. Like a little correspondence game of chess, like, you know, very old fashion for this futuristic set movie. It's kind of nice. But yeah, so Sebastian just right away, I mean, I got to say like with this cut to the movie moves, man, he's like, yeah, I guess Mr. Terrell could help out.

Boom, we're at the Terrell building, getting them in there. Because, I mean, whatever Rutgerhauer wants, Rutgerhauer's going to get out of this little twerp he knows. Sure, but, you know, we're saved any kind of, like, annoying torture scene. Exactly. Except, now that I just think about this, except, oh, he says he doesn't want to do it. Then Rutger Hauer starts, like, lighten his little toy friends on fire. And the dude, the pith helmet's, like, screaming with his fucking Sid Hague face makeup on.

You want me suck you off? You want me suck you off? you off. He's on fire. The tongue's the last part to go, dude. I've seen things you wouldn't believe. A Kaiser trying to suck off. A little dweeby

boy. An old 25 rules. Yes. We're in the elevator. And Tyrell is just like Sebastian at this hour. Like, what the hell is this? And then he's just like he says, uh, the chest move. Queen to Bishop 6. Check.

What the fuck? Yeah. It's out of bed. All right, get the fuck up here. What the fuck? Oh, but this is bullshit. This, I am a genius and he's just some sort of plebe engineer. It's great because he's like, oh, yeah, Bishop, what's up your ass tonight, Sebastian? He ate too much milk and cookies, Kipchip?

All right, you get up here. Okay, no, security down. Shut off all security protocols. I want them all dead. The whole security team is going home. Shut off the security cameras. You come up here. We're going to talk about this chess move.

You take, the Nixon recordings, cut them off. I know I have everything recorded in the little room here. And it's kind of great because, like, Turkle plays this perfectly. Terrell is not surprised. Like, they walk in, he's like, oh, Mr. Terrell, I bought a friend with me. And he's like, I'm surprised it took you this long to get here, which is kind of badass. It's just, I mean, he's on an eerie streak because Lloyd, the bartender is really eerie. And his character, I mean, like, because I'm trying to think, like, you know, I think, you know, in the, in the, what do you

out there. The 2049 you get Jared Leto. Yikes. But he's a big name. And I think that this the Terrell character could have been a big name. You know, picture poison here. Sure. Gene Hackman, whatever. I think it's better without it. Yeah, because this is when we were still valuing character. Character records who look like this. Yeah. I mean, because like it is the look. It's the glasses. It is. Yeah. His weird trifocal lenses that he's got. He looks like Estelle Getty on Golden Girls. Right. They should have had like Tim Blake Nelson instead of Jared let us. Oh, yeah, there you go. Yeah, I'm a blonde

tech billionaire, sure. Come on in. But it's really, you know, he's great. Yeah, so he immediately knows Roy is like, oh, you know, what took you so long kind of a thing. I want, I want more life, father. Now, this is an interesting thing because like the father line is great. It's creepy.

It shows you that like Batty is aware of where he came from, so and so forth they made Rutger Howard do it originally so that it would look as if he was saying both fucker and father and like one like non

television and whatever had fucker originally and then father is the other thing but like fucker in this instance just is so not what this is doing at all because obviously like the way we killed God citations

needed but eventually robots AI whatever will kill mankind and that's just the natural progression of evolution and we're seeing it here well yeah except for I think our

androids are too stupid the ones we're actually making I think oh well yeah I mean like yes and yes eventually may well I don't know right right now they're dancing around his fucking grand Marf talking exactly but eventually well you know what if I give

this AI all of my personal information so that it could fucking eventually draw me a picture of Mario in the style of Hokusai, awesome. Amazing stuff. I think pack it up. Humanity's done. It's a waste of goddamn time.

Let them have it. If they want the earth, go for it. I bet they'd much sooner get hip to the notion that drilling for fossil fuels is killing the planet. There you go. Oh, no. What are we doing with all this fossil fuel drilling? Stop it immediately. In like an afternoon,

robots would stop that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One of those dog robots that's supposed to be delivering me a package is beating Greta Thunberg to death. And she's like, this is wrong. What's happening to the environment is wrong. We might eventually get to the point of the matrix where we're used for fuel. But hey, it worked for the dinosaurs. That's why I'm drinking, man.

So like it's, you can get fuel out of that. If you can get fuel out of this thing in a couple of years, good luck. Yeah, exactly. You have to dig around in this old fucking sack, quite a bit, this skin sack of mine here. good luck try and find anything healthy inside of me get digging uh but yes this is when he gives like a very lengthy explanation it is like such great sci-fi mumbo jumbo about like all the reasons why he can't extend baddie's life the coding sequence can't be altered once it's done unless you do this but that resulted into in a virus and killed the replicate a few viruses it sounded

Like every time they got past the coding thing, a virus showed up. I'm like, is that an act? Is that biological or computer? Yes. Uh, yep. Then your head's going to go on fire if you do this. You go there. I've tried it all, Roy.

Roy, I've tried it. But the light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. Yeah. Such great fucking dialogue in this. Oh, fuck off, dad. Yeah. But it's like, you know, look at all the things you've done. You know what I mean?

And like, revel in your time. Maybe not the thing to say right before he. Absolutely. He's about to rebel. He's about to fucking revel. He fires back with, um, I've done questionable things. Nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn't let me into heaven for.

And this is where he much like our porno parody star Jason 40s takes Turkle by the head and shoves his thumbs into his eyeballs. Well, after giving him a sensual but, uh, respectful kiss. Dude, and I love this smooch, much like the film cruel intentions, you get the little spittle Still connecting them Oh yeah Hot as fuck

Yeah you know The porno parody of this movie Babe Runner They do Pris and him Have sex after this What are we watch We're watching now now It's the porno version

Oh hey yeah I'm calling from your house Watching porno parodies Don't you come on over Oh yeah Next we're gonna watch I lost hand job. I got the sequel, too.

Two on one. Babe runner, 249. Wait, wait. Babe runner 20, 2060. Yeah, there it is. That's absolutely what it is. It just got porny. A guy with the big dick lives in a dust plant in that one.

But, yeah, so he rips his skull apart. Yeah, Sanderson runs away. but you do hear from whatever that, yes, he is murdered. Because you hear it, I think, when Ford drives into Sanderson's, like, apartment building complex kind of place. Well, because Emin at Walsh calls Harrison Ford around here, and he's like, by the way, better get to the Bradley building there. Because that's where Mr. Sebastian lives. By the way, we found him dead next to Tyrell. Whoops.

No, the pervert in the ground. Fine by me. But yeah, he goes up to her. his apartment, and this is great because Prue Pris knows he's coming and she is dressed to the nines in the creepiest outfit of all. In this room

full of, you know, Halloween 3 season of the witch-esque kind of like marionette doll kind of things. Well, there's, so it's great, she knows that he's on his way because he does a really bad like, hey, is J.F. there? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's his old friend Eddie. I'm in town. I want to come

up and say hi. And she's like, yeah, the fucking Blade Runner's here. I mean, he's very bad at this apparently. Because you're a blade runner, dude. You're not doing voices. Yeah. It's all about killing. It's just literally a killer for hire. It's about shooting people in the back. Literally it.

But he's like outside like on the like a car phone calling or whatever. And this is great because he's parked on the street. And these like outright Jawa's try to steal shit off his car. I thought that those were J.F's toys that like are on their own now or something like that. They're like little street urchin robots. and they have like the glowing Jawa eyes

like the whole thing they're trying to like steal his hubcaps. I do think you got to point there Steve I think they get too old you got to kick him out of the house you got stuff you don't want to tune them up all the time all right little piss helmet time for you to go out in the wheel world

it's raining out there bring an umbrella yeah it's time for freedom Kaiser I have a new friend here his name dictator I like him very much but yeah so he goes into the Bradbury and yes she is sitting on a

table in a room that's filled with other robots. Some of which are turned off, but some of which are still totally alive here. And one of them is laughing exactly like the gangster in the fake home alone movie.

Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Now that's a good robot. Okay, okay, okay. Wherever you are, I give up. Could you shut that thing off? It is driving me fucking nuts. Getting freaked out here. Hello. It's Erie, her stillness in this, and then

her attack on him, it's fantastic. Just this gymnastics jump into these thighs that won't quit. Yeah, she was almost Zanya Anatofs him or something here. Yes, totally. But he's strong enough to get her off, question mark, and knocks her down. And then he falls down and

she starts doing like, I'm going to backflip to get away and he's like, not today, robot, just shoots her in the stomach. It's great. And it, she her stomach blows up and she does this like super like kicking my feet I can't believe I'm dying kind of thing

I think this this is a it's a robot mouth yeah it is yeah you know what I mean and like he's like oh perfect so nailed it she's definitely a robot I'm gonna finish the job with two more fucking gunshots at close range to this thing to the stuff again you know the head

works there decker yeah you didn't like enjoy this a little bit you would just be ending her right now but no he's like I'll let her suffer a little bit She did thigh crush me for a bit Speaking of cool costumes This is where Roy Batty's dressed exactly Like the Dolph Lundgren Punisher

Nice He has like almost It's not a skull shirt But it kind of almost is And he's got the duster for a little bit He immediately sheds all of these clothes But like at the start of it for whatever reason He's dressed like the Punisher

Yes yes It's a cool outfit And then he decides to get almost naked For the final fight And there's a great line here too he goes again speaking to like Batty is able to like detect one of his own or whatever he's like

come on Deckard show me what you're made of robot parts The answer is robot parts um batty finding this is another funny like makeup thing when Batty finds a priss on the ground or whatever he like kind of puts his face near her and whatever and some of her

clown makeup comes off it looks exactly like this replica was blowing rails just this like white streak on his nose that comes off off. Well, this is weird thing where, like, her mouth is open, her tongue is out. So he kisses her one time and to push her tongue back into her body. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty interesting. Yeah, the old dead tongue twirl right there, dude. I hate my job. So they have this great cat and mouse sequence through the apartment. I love Harrison Ford. It's after his fingers are broken, which is the cool,

like his arm coming through the wall and grabbing Ford's gun and everything which is cool did I make I'm sorry no and then four Pris

for Zera or whatever yes yeah each finger for his buds yeah did I make it up that just J.K

is an irrational fear of putting his arm into like ticket boots because of this scene oh I don't know I think yeah I believe

that that might be correct but after yeah he re breaks his fingers or unbreaks his fingers or sets the bone back or whatever. Him like crawling up just like this like fireplace mantle or whatever it is to get to the ceiling and then like it's so waterlogged and disgusting that he's just able to like pry through

the ceiling and like get out to the roof of the building. Meanwhile baddy is just talking to himself monologuing and putting a nail through his own hand because it's it's malfunctioning a little bit but very Jesus like here. Absolutely. Yes. And also so howling like a wolf, which is great. Love it. Love it. It's just, there's so, there's just enough Ruckerhauer in this movie. And it's, it's, it becomes the Rucker Howard show for 20 minutes. I was like, thank you.

He's doing like the Freddie Grueger, like four or five, stay alive, like taunting him while he chases him and everything. Well, I do think he's got a similar thing to ledger where he almost takes over the, if you have too much of him. Yes. He will take over the movie. Oh, no doubt about it. And so it's like three big pockets of them you get.

Like you would be, like if you bought. on DVD today if that was the case Harrison Ford would not be on the cover and it would just be Rutger Howard, much like a lot of fucking dark night DVDs were just Heath Ledger all over. Oh yeah, for sure. Get the Joker variant of this. They're on different streets just looking at

the... Right. And we also see like Badi his time is coming. This is also around with the nail and the hand thing. You see like his arm is starting to turn white. He can't make fists as well and everything. This is the

robot arthritis. Right, yeah. And old age. I'm almost four. Yeah, he's like, it's not now, like basically asking for a little more time. Right. To kill this guy and do other stuff too. Six, seven, go to hell or heaven. Ha ha ha ha. That's so great. He should be. I mean, you would. Just let me get him at Walsh. Ooh, just please. I want to gut him like a fucking hog. And this was where I guess in the original script, like they were supposed to have a big like slob knocker fight. Yeah. and the first of two Rutger rewrites both at the end of this movie here like Rutger was like yeah I don't know if a fight's gonna work why don't we do like a rooftop chase

instead it makes a little more kind of scary or whatever and then yeah just this great moment of like Deckard's gonna fall off the roof and it looks as this it for our detective slash assassin here

and Batty grabs him doing the most human thing there's someone who is like your fucking mortal enemy or whatever you want to call it, and his life is in danger, and you are going to save this dude's life instead of kill him. And also says, quite an

experience to live in fear, that's what it's like to be a slave. So there's a little mutual understanding. Right. Yeah, exactly. And so he, apparently also he was supposed to have this gigundo monologue as he's like powering down or whatever and like Howard came in to do the scene and he cut

out like all the techno babble stuff and it's just like a four line Yeah, the exit, basically. He just talks about snippets that he's seen like the whatever on Orion 5 or whatever. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watch

sea beams glitter in the darkness off the tenor housing gate. I might be butchering this. I just wrote it down quick. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. All those moments now lost in time like tears in the rain. Time to die. And he dies.

With no like, You know, but yeah, he just like kind of, he's kneeling and just puts his head down and just like a night of some kind. Yes. Just like quietly just expires. And this is when he, as he leaves, he runs, bumps at Edward James Almost, welcome back to the movie. And he does, he says, again, it's pretty clear he's like, did a man's job up there, you know, it's a shame about the girl, you know. Yep. It's too bad she won't live.

But then again, who does? Yes, and that great raspy, almost voice. And it's like, I love a character that's so totally interesting just based on like the performance and the outside appearance of it and you know nothing about it. Like his facial hair is awesome. His costume is great. He's walking with a cane.

All this shit. At the start of the movie, he was speaking in a different language throughout a lot of it. Apparently it's like some sort of like butchered Hungarian or something. I don't know how I'm into it. Let's get that mix in L.A., come on. But I think that like, and that's what's so. cool is like he whatever this almost character's Gaff is

is like was probably sent probably to kill Decker or or make sure that Decker kills Rachel but like he walks away he takes the moral high ground himself and walk lets them get away because I think Gaff was going to maybe kill or apprehend Rachel instead he he left a origami

unicorn outside the door yes right that's the last scene is Decker a lot of Decker going back to his apartment in this movie and this is like time for it happens she's behind him here because the doors unlocked yeah he gets back to her apartment

she's in the bed he's not sure if she's dead oh that's right yes checks to see if she's alive she is he's thankful he's like do you trust do you love me she's like yes do you trust me yes let's get out of here we'll go north and and they walk out and then he turns around and looks and there

is an origami unicorn and for anyone not believing the hype at this point like if he was not a robot how would Edward James almost know that he was having that? Actually, I got your psych profile. They told me about the unicorn dreams you was having. We're all kind of a big joking out at the office.

You're not a robot. You just told that therapist. She told everybody. You know the memories you have are watching porn parodies with me? That was actually my dirty cousin. That was his memories we put in you. Oh, yeah, my cousin Jeff, big poivet, that guy. Oh, baby.

He had a collection, capital C. You've never seen so many VHS tapes in all your days. Oh, man. And then all the porn goes away like tears and rains. A little paper unicorn and a little paper Ace Ventura to warn you of what is coming. He thinks again of the gaff line. You know, it's too bad she won't live. Then again, who does? Elevator door close.

End of motion picture. I would argue, end of perfect motion picture. Yeah, yeah, great one. We'll go around the horn here for final thoughts, Eric Siska. Yes, uh, fucking great movie, monumental movie. You think, this thing is, I feel like this is more influential than people might even realize. Right. And it's, it's just top to bottom, beautiful production design, set design, music.

It's one of those rare instances where everything is coming together, at least for the final cut, you know, without the studio interference. Yep. But great fucking movie. I love it. Chris Cab. Yeah, agreed. Really great movie. Probably my favorite release got. I would have to think. I can't imagine another one.

Do love the counselor, though. No, it's the best one for sure. And I like, I mean, like the heart of it, like, point of why, like, I guess, like, yes, it is pretty clear, like, he is an android by the end of it. But to me, like, the point of the movie is, like, literally this, there is no difference. like him say like baddie being like having his own set of emotions that he had to build over years of doing all this stuff that told him you don't do this like you do not do these things just for revenge or just to like make things straight you don't do that versus the the guy who went through all the things that we consider good and like well behaved and all that made just kills people yeah willy nilly and like that's it uh and i think that's what's so great about that final scene is that that like it is simple about him being like, look, you know, I, I've, I've been all around. I'm telling you what you're doing is fucking killing you. Like, it's killed. And like, I just am here and I'm dying now. And like, I don't know how else to tell you this.

Spend your time better. Yeah, yeah. I think. And I find it pretty moving. It's probably my favorite Howard performance, maybe. Um, yeah. No, I don't say. Stephen. Yeah, I think, I mean, to Chris's point, like, yeah, I mean, that's, that's the beauty of that line. It's, Too bad you won't really live, but then again, who does? Because what's four years? What's 10 years? What's 100 years? You know what I mean?

Like, what is any of this horse shit that we're calling life? I go alien above this just because I love aliens so much. But I love this movie. It was a little late to the party. I didn't see this until I was in my 20s. You know, not a high school kid with this guy. But I, you know, I've seen it probably five or six times. It's kind of better every time.

I think last night just really sitting down with it. It had been a while. just like the mood, the emotion, the, that it's not nealism either. That's what that's the real important part. It's not about, it's not a nealistic movie that life doesn't matter. It's about, it's about doing something with your life. That's not, you know, serving evil masters, I guess. Revel in your time.

That's the point, dude. No, yeah, I think it's a really moving, interesting movie. It's a great Harrison Ford performance, whether, whether or not he loved it. now I think he's come back to loving it like he hated it for a long time but yeah the performance itself is a really like it's a different for Ford it's it's complex it's it's really

grim you know and he's he's not playful he's playful a little bit but almost never yeah yeah I never said it was the worst I said I just don't like it as much as I like my performance in Hollywood homicide it's just number three on the list okay

it's um to me this this Harrison Ford performance is kind of like, it's the Ford filmography equivalent to Gene Hackman in the conversation. Like, it's really good, but it's so doesn't feel like a Harrison Ford character in a lot of ways, especially like in 82. Like, granted, not a the massive body of work that he has now, but like, if you look at

what he had at that point, it's so unlike those things. It's not Indiana Jones. It's not Han Solo in that way. So it's really great. I think I'm with you, Steve. Alien is still my favorite, but this is right there. It is a movie that, you know, as much as like we're aware of it, I feel like it's kind of not, it's like lost or forgotten, but it is kind of underappreciated and underwatched. I think that sequel kind of had a lot of people going like, there was a first Blade Runner, you know, which like I get, you know, it's not a movie you see on TV a lot or whatever. So if you haven't seen it and you've heard us talk about it for two hours, I still recommend

checking out because there's no way in us just goofing on this movie. We've been able to capture the vibe, the atmosphere, you know, I'm not playing any Vangelis on the episode. You have to hear that music. Like, all of these things are so great. And it's kind of like a weird 1982 forgotten movie. Because, like, also, like, we're saying, like, EAT

ate its lunch at the box office and everything, or that, you know, that year or whatever. Like, other things, just, there was a rush of sci-fi popcorn blockbuster stuff that came out in the 80s, and this kind of, I feel, falls away a little bit. So give it a shot if you hadn't. It's an awesome movie.

But that is going to do it for this episode. As always, if you want more We Hate Movies, check out the Patreon. Patreon.com slash We Hate Movies, where if you are on the $8 level or up, you are listening to this ad free on that Patreon, which is very nice. We're also doing a lot of big We Love Movies Month

celebratory bonus episodes here, like on animation damnation. We are talking about a full-length episode on speaking of Joanna Cassidy. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Oh, yeah. That's a really fun conversation. you'll love it if you like that movie

or if you like animation damnation because we're having a lot of fun with it too. That's right. And then over on the Nexus we're doing a feature length film as well. Yes, we are talking. A feature length episode folks on Star Trek 3, the search for Spock. It was a lot of fun, a raucous good time. Yes, and in Gleap Glossary

we also have Grand Admiral Thrawn. So check it out. A lot of connections this month. Christopher Lloyd in Roger Rabbit, Joanna Cassidy. Right. Rutger Howard and Batman Begins. That's right. Look at this. Look at the hell. Yeah. Looks like we got the memo this this month. And then

no motion picture coverage on Melroar 210. Chris Cabin. Is that right? No. But it's still a great episode. But it's still an episode. It's got Dean Kane. Come on, Chris. Talk it out. He asked me questions, Stephen.

You got Pranda Walsh doing a Borat voice. It does have a Borat. voice and things continue to that he is being turned up on Melrose place. We are getting our way to a final Michael meltdown of biblical performances

and I can't wait for it. That's going to be awesome. All that and more on Patreon.com slash we hate movies. Now here on the Tuesday slot Steve We Love Movies Month continues next week with what motion picture discussing? Well the thing is I'm only going to say it once and no one else say it again because it's going to get

us to do a lot of trouble. Okay. The bye-bye man? Beetlejuice. Oh yeah. Yeah. even better. By-bye, man. I wish I could if I could go back and put it on the We Love Movies feed, I would. Yeah, we did Miff on that, you're right. Previous episode if you want the bye-bye man episode, it's already about it.

But there is a new episode next week on a movie we haven't talked about, which is Beetlejuice. Okay, no, no one's saying again. That's it. That's right. So until next week, with you know what, I've been Andrew Juven. Stephen's Eric Sisko. Beatlegeist. Oh! Take it easy.

Thank you.