We Hate Movies - S14 Ep736: Men at Work

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

“I saw this in theaters!” - Steve, proudly  On this week’s episode, the guys bring SHEENPRIL (still stupid) to a close with a fun discussion on the better-than-you-remember Emilio-directed buddy comedy, Men at Work! How great is the chemistry between the two Sheen brothers on screen? What a great spice Keith David is to throw in here— total legend! Shouldn’t they have adjusted the script structure a bit to make this a One Crazy Night movie? And what an unexpected, but fabulous soundtrack! PLUS: Our heroic garbagemen team up with the Ninja Turtles! Men at Work stars Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez, Leslie Hope, Dean Cameron, John Getz, Hawk Wolinski, John Lavachielli, Geoffrey Blake, Cameron Dye, John Putch, Tommy Hinkley, Darrell Larson, Sy Richardson, Troy Evans, and Keith David as Louis Fedders; directed by Emilio Estevez. Catch the WHM Texas Two-Step in a few weeks as we play Houston on May 14th and Austin on May 15th, talking Robocop 2 & From Dusk Till Dawn respectively! Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! 

This week on We Hate Movies, Sheenpril concludes with an episode marking the great team-up of brothers Charlie Sheen and Amelia Westob as this is Men at Work. I'm Andrew Juppin. Stephen Sadek. Eric Siska at work. We hate movies. Hello everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning in. As always. That's right. Sad to say, guys, Schingpril, the dumbest name we've come up with in 13 years. So stupid.

Coming to an end. Men at Work, 1990. Get a load of this shit. Written and directed by Emilio. I did not remember this little detail. The credit, the title, after the title, it's like, of an Emilio Estavestavest picture. Yes.

Ooh, I love it. You're making a movie about garbage men, man. We should say that Chris isn't here because, so it was funny when we did it. It was this prank where we put a balloon of shit in his locker. Then it got in his eyes and his mouth. And I just really hope he pulls through. He's got pink eye, he's got pink brain

He's got shit in the brain It's, we went too far with the prank We went way too far It was our fault It was funny It was funny at the time But boy, we we miscalculated The amount of feces we wanted to throw in a person

The projectile amount in that bad We overpowered it We were we watched an older boy do it Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estabez And he was like breathing in when it happened It was just like a confluence of bad events Yes that is shit long as well

that's terrible those are some of the most disgusting shots in cinemas these dudes getting carved in feces twice twice uh yeah this was not Emilio's first directorial effort actually nor last perhaps it should have been

even though I think this is kind of an amazing movie did I say it was his debut I was just sort of curious if I do it's ever seen because I was looking up in the car the way up here what the hell is it called Wisdom from 1986. No, what's this? Demi Moore, unable to find work

after a past felony graduate, John Wisdom and his girlfriend, and his girlfriend embarked on a cross-country bank robbing spree to aid American farmers. Who would have guessed that about America? I was like reading it that I was like, how is this that's going to end to aid American farmers? I don't get it.

It was like there was like farm aid or something going on at the time. Maybe some big thing. Wait, it's him, Demi Moore, Tom Scarrett. Oh, Veronica Cartwright. Tom Scarrett? Tom Scarrett, Farmer? He's a farmer? No, he's Lloyd Wisdom. Oh, he's the Papa. Yeah, Papa Brains. Wait, Tom Scarrant and Veronica Cartwright in another movie together. Yeah. Oh, how about that? And Tom Scouts being, going back to the rookie, played Charlie's dad. Oh, yes. Now he's been, Emilio's dead. He played dad to both of the she and sons. That's more than our actual dad ever did. Oh, wow.

Wow. I mean, maybe he is, no, I guess they look too much like Martin Shee. They look at the sound exactly, yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if Tom Scarrett was dipping his stick in there from time to time. I'd be nervous if I had a brother that looked exactly like me like Joe Estabez. I'd be like, you fuck my wife. You fuck my wife. You know what I mean?

Like you just turn around and put a little mustache out or whatever. Right. Like, oh, he's on a business trip. Oh, I came home early because Joe Estabez looks exactly like Martin Shee. Yeah, but I would like. like to think that if Mrs. Sheen came home and it was just Joe Estabez with

a fucking mustache on, she'd be like what are you doing? Joe, I can smell you. I know what you smell. I know what you smell. I know what Martin smells like and I know what you smell. Oh my God. I guess they would smell differently. I guess people smell. People do each person. Yeah. Ferramones

and whatnot. Right. Yes. That attracts everyone. I saw this in theaters. I don't know. Oh, no. This was a big. HBO broadcast and I think a buddy of mine had it on tape okay similar with both of those yeah I think we taped it off the telly

yeah and this was this was a this was a classic oh dude it was in rotation absolutely but I don't think I've seen it like 30 years to be totally honest with kind of the same it's been forever but I think it kind of holds up I know someone's screaming in their car saying this movie shit but I kind of like it no it's I think it's fun

I think it's a fun like it's just as weird there was like a it's not an 80s movie it's exactly a 90s movie for sure there was like this weird it's almost a one crazy night but there's a little bit too much going on in the beginning there's too much up front and that that kills the one crazy night that kind of sucked for me because i'm i'm a big fan of one crazy night movies i love them dearly and i was like oh shit there's like kind of a there's a first night at the beginning of this movie and then the movie like kicks in and then it's a one crazy night but that first 15 minutes there's a night. Because I think what you can do with this movie is, to make it a one crazy night, like, you do show them fucking around and then, obviously, then the great Keith David has to show up and, like, yes.

The second day, tell them what's what. But, like, I didn't cut out the fucking around a little bit. Like, you're gonna, you know, like maybe a montage of fucking around. That's all I need, honestly, because it's Charlie. You're going to be writing with Keith David today. Why? Remember yesterday? Fuck around montage.

Boom. Now, right. That's the move. Yeah. And you're in it. I could see that argument, even though I have an affinity for some of these scenes at the start. And you know what's, I watched this movie twice recently because I got it on Blu-ray and it looked so, I couldn't resist. I had to watch it immediately. Then a few weeks later for this, I've now rewatched it again. And man, it is, it is just a buddy cop movie that is now they take, it's like the slacker interpretation where it's like garbage men. And everyone in the movie is like a fringe of society. Like a pizza boy, a deranged veteran.

The cops and authority are the bad guys, as are the yuppies, you know? I mean, garbage men, you can't get more fringes of society than garbage men. And when I saw you make that point about the buddy cops, but their garbage men on letterbox, I was like, oh, fuck. Like, that sort of unlocked the rest of the movie for me. I was like, yeah, that's exactly what this is. Because they're even yelled at by their sanitation boss in a way the police chief would yell at them about who did this and what. destruction of property and roll in the bowling ball down the alley. So much that it's

also like a gruff black dude as the boss of the great Cy Richardson of course. From Emilio's best out. The best thing a she and son's ever done, I would say, Repo Man. Repo Man, absolutely. And he's also in the movie that you don't like, the other Alex Cox film straight to hell.

I want to rewatch that. Maybe like now kind of, I had seen that before I saw repo Man. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Like maybe I needed a little bit of. Because that is sort of advanced level, Alex Cox. Exactly. I just jumped in.

A scumbag punk rock western just sort of sings to my heart in a certain way. The thing is, like, I, Emilio's better than Charlie, right? Like, just like flat out, we can just say it. He is, but he's shorter than Charlie. Yes. Which, when they're running alongside each other, it's pretty funny in this movie. But I think they, I think they both really, they do really well here. There's that natural chemistry because they're brothers.

They've been bullshitting together their whole life. So when you get this comedic dialogue with them back and forth, it hits better here than like Charlie doing another comedy, for instance. It totally does. They're like brothers that like each other, which I think is unlike the Baldwin brothers, Alec would never be in an, oh, is Daniel going to be in that picture?

Yeah, you can, I'm out. I'm not playing a garbage man alongside Daniel. Here's the thing. Not alongside Billy either. Oh, my God. Oh, pretty boy, Billy. You can keep jerk it off to those games. Sliver boy

Sliver boy I love that You are a sliver boy What was it like Growing up in that house together How did they all end up Hating each other At one

One two six archer avenue I think it's a long island Thing Long Island Irish brothers We're drinking Fight Fucking long island Everyone's in a bad mood out there

You're like one You're like one like car incident or way From a family annihilation Everyone out there Like that's what When that fucking serial killer was caught out on the island a couple

months back. I was like, obviously. Everyone's at the fucking at the edge ready to go. But also yeah, he grew up, the Baldwin's grew up in a fucking Ed Burns movie. Yes. Oh my God. You know. So yeah, versus the sheens. You know, you got the money. You're the pretty boy

rich kids, but also the laid back Los Angeles lifestyle. They like each other. They do have really good chemistry. You can tell a lot of fun improv is probably going on in this film. Oh, definitely. And that, yeah, just the the brotherly bullshitting. I mean,

it adds something to this movie where if it wasn't Charlie Sheen, if it was Daniel Stern, or who's supposed to be in it? Oh, he wrote the script like in the mid-80s, Emilio did in like one of, you can tell.

Yeah, a million different drafts of it. At one point it was going to be Judd Nelson would have been the brother. Yeah, get one of my Brat Pack brothers in there. Absolutely. Which don't, no. Yeah, I think this works well with them together.

I think that's kind of the glue that holds this together. Totally. And this is like the first, I mean, like I was looking good up because it was a he goes, it's Sheen, it's 89, it's a major league, which is first real close to comedy aside from first Bueller. Yeah. And then this is a full on comedy. Right.

And then 91, the very next year is Hot Shots, which is where like, Hot Shots part one, 91. I would have guessed a little later, but okay. When is loaded weapon? Is that also 91? 93. Really? Yeah. So it's a little bit later.

Oh. Yeah. I can do what Charlie does. He's got a cameo in that film as the ballet. Oh, right. There's that great John Lovett's bit in that thing where he, John Lovitz is being the Joe Pesci character. I forgot this completely.

I think it's a total fourth wall destructor where he just goes to Emilio Estim, he's like, isn't it weird that you're doing this and Charlie Sheen did hot shot? Like he's just like, it's literally just doing it. It's really fucking funny. Anyone ever see rated X from 2000? No, it's dude. They worked. Oh, wait, that's another Emilio movie. Amelio movie where they act off each other.

Yes, really. Biopic of the Mitchell Brothers, who opened up a successful San Francisco strip club and thriving porn business, which led to a downward spiral of power and greed. Not even heard of this. I watched a lot of rated X movies from the year 2000, but just not this one. I've definitely heard of it before. I kind of sort of vaguely remember it coming out. I want to say it was like an HBO movie or a showtime thing.

made for TV. They made for like, yeah. A premiere TV kind of a deal. Yeah, no. Oh, I completely forgot about that. Ooh. Did anyone else see Bobby? Oh, dude. I never saw Bobby. The Emilio movie. It's too bad Chris isn't here. Me and Chris went to a press screening of that. Of Bobby.

Bobby. Yeah. You were to see Bobby back when you had to legally put Shia LeBuff in every goddamn movie. That's right. Speaking of even Wall Street, City never sleeps. Yes. Or money never sleeps. And also, we do want to just really pray for Chris and his shit endure. they're pumping his stomach

scientists are doing everything they can to crack the hardened feces off this kid Chris we love you get well soon so we get John gets in this movie gets the hammer by the way totally Max Potter Dam the third what a fucking name to Potterville oh yeah doing that you know the evil guy

with money is Potter he is bebop but he's having a great time in this movie he's a cartoon character on, like, Judge Doom-esque levels at some times, I feel. I think everyone is keyed into what we're doing here. There's not really someone not doing the cartoon-y thing, you know, which works. It all works together. Everyone's on, everybody knows exactly.

I feel like Amelio did a good job being like, look, this is what the movie is, all right? This is what it's going to be. It's really silly. It's going to be silly. But if we all agree that it's silly, then it won't be stupid. And there you go. That's good direction. He pulled it off once.

and it's this movie it is it is absolutely this movie i did not see bobby because i heard it was i heard it was not so good it uh it's a rough one although he's in it briefly he's in it i think he got uh lindsay lohan's in it yes i think she's playing sir hon oh okay yes exactly she says six separate tyranos and started shooting a lot of inaccuracies i believe it i believe it's her and shia are like canvincat canvassing that's right yeah yeah yeah That sort of kicked that memory back, yeah.

It's the first scene, the dumping, and we meet, we meet John Gets, and the other guy. And I mean, like, I've said this before on this show. It happens a lot in movies. When you're in a criminal enterprise and you're planning on betraying your boss or your, don't tell him. Do you know what I mean? Like, do not get, when you're in, like, the mafia, don't give the guy an ultimatum because it's never going to, the ultimate him is, please kill me, is what you're asking. Although, you know, even if he did. He didn't tell him, and he went straight to the cops.

Well, who's this character actor playing the cop? Roger Prodactor from us. Yes, yes, yes. He's been in everything. We'll get to that scene in thorough details. Came out the womb having that haircut, Roger Predactor. But he's a cop that then instantly calls Potterdam. So I like the politics of this film.

The police stations inherently corrupt or silly. And then, of course, the pollution, the environmental message, folks. Absolutely. And what's weird about this is like Potterdam, when he sets up the whole thing, and Berger is the politician guy who is running for office. City councilman,

Jack Berger, who wants to be mayor or something. Of Las Plas, California, I presume. I would hope so with that ocean. No, but what was, oh, so he's like, oh, Potterdam sort of explains what the businesses. Yes. He's like,

now when I make my Potterdam paint thinner and all the excess And I was like, so all you're making is paint thinner at this factory? It's just a massive paint thinner factory. But it's really like Captain Planet coated, plunder industries, vibes. I mean, I'm guessing the stuff in there could also make the toxic Avenger. Yeah, for sure. Definitely.

Because yeah, they're dumping it and you just see like even the barrels are leaking immediately. Right. And they're not even sealed properly. You told me that these barrels wouldn't leak for 150 years. Yes. Oh, my God. But yeah, Jack is like, you know what, man, maybe the point of, because also, like, it's weird, it's way weird to go to your crime boss and be like, listen, I'm out of this crime and I don't fuck with me because I'll fuck with you much harder. Sure.

I mean, is he just trying to sound good on the tape so that like when the tape comes out in court? It's like, look at me. And this is what I was the guy saying stuff. That's a great point. Yeah, I hadn't thought of that, but like, yeah, when it's inevitably played before a jury or whatever, like, see, I've. fought hard. I never wanted to be in the pollution racket. That's a good point. I never consider that. I have to watch this again. Yeah, the third time would do it for you. Yes, I think so. He definitely, like, he has the tape when he's like, gotcha. Yeah. Dude, what are you doing with the

gotcha? I just, yeah, the way to get the tape is just like, hey man, how about that fucking dumping? Huh? It's pretty cool. It sure is. Love that dump it. Oh, man. I wake up every morning excited to pollute the oceans. Yeah. And it's so cool that we're putting your chemicals in those and remember when you told me that they would last 150 years and you know that they don't? Do you agree with that? Do you agree with that sentence? Oh, so funny can you like say what I just said back in a

positive way? Like to say yes, I do. And then you say, I rest my case your honor, on the tape in front of it. It's in a documentary film like so when I say, when I ask you the question respond in the positive but also repeat the question inside of it

because they're not going to hear me. Yeah, I don't want to be in the film. I love Emilio's introduction in this movie sleeping on the beach like Dylan McKay got a blonde beach babe you know and he's like if I had to get up at like whatever this is like three o'clock in the morning go to work

I'd probably sleep outside too like an animal total dog lifestyle yeah definitely and he's playing by the way James St. James Great name speaking of fucking rated X that's a porn star name if I ever heard one. That's true and his ladies like

hey can I borrow your surfboard today He seems really put out by it. I feel that's a thing, you know, you're not Sharon's surfboard. It's a part of me. It's my board. This is the characterization they give these, they're not brothers. They're definitely not brothers. Right, because it's Carl Taylor and James St. James.

And they want to open a surf shop together. They always talk about they love to surf. Right. But you get a vibe that this is a, this is a, it's something to talk about. It's a weird. It's a weird, a Mandela effect memory. of the end of this movie being them at the surf shop

that they've opened. I don't know, maybe that was a fantasy. Maybe I was writing fan fiction at the time. Oh, sure. Oh, my God, write a novella about this. I would Google, I would Google men at work fan fiction, but I got a few of them search results

or things I don't want to look at it. Well, a bunch of Australians blow at each other. Were there only three people that like this movie? Maybe we should. What if we wrote a little sequel? Oh, shit, dude. Yeah, we could share it with, I guess each other, the only people that would read it.

We all did a great job on this script for men at work, too. Oh, and they're all old now? Yeah, exactly. Men in old work. I mean, Keith David has to be in it, obviously. Oh, definitely, yeah. But he's still around, of course. But so Cross Town, Charlie Sheen, his Carl character, is a dangerous loner.

I don't know what's going on. It's never explained, like. The BB gun shit. No, the peeping. Hey, Tommy, how's the peepin? Oh, well, he's also introduced shooting his BB gun at a poster of Burger. Yes, he shoots it right in the head and says, I hate politics. I hate politicians. I hate politicians, which is holy crow.

Yeah, he's going to kill someone. We come to find out his lady Gina walked out on him that night. Right. Sure. But then he also says later when he meets up with Susan, he's like, oh, I've been watching you for weeks. So maybe that's why she's like, Yeah, yeah. Gina's making dinner like,

hey, babe, you got to come in? I got the pasta almost. What's you doing? Yeah, totally. She finds Charlie with the big old binoculars. I'm jerking off out the window. Because what does he say? He starts peeping on this one woman.

He's like, oh, it's my favorite little stewardess. Oh, yes. This is crazy. It's so brazen. It is. That's what I, I kind of, you have to kind of admire it in this scene because he doesn't give a shit.

Like, no. She sees him and is disgusted and closes the blinds. He doesn't move it. an inch he's a hundred yards away tops like you're across the street you're across the street neighbors he gets caught peeping

and instead of like oh shit oh fuck put that down she closes the curtains and he gives kind of like a what's her problem yes oh my god and then he keeps looking at other windows we get a guy dancing with a sex doll yeah we get another guy peeping which was

great that's pretty funny your competition there's jimmy stewart I think he had a broken leg which was a reference to the thing. The rear window. Also reminded me very much of the beginning of the movie The Killer, the great. Yes, it did.

Exactly. I think he saw this. Yes. It was definitely aping Estevez. You know, once they get into the whole plot of the, you know, the mystery, I was starting to think a little bit about Big Loboski, a movie where it's just

a loser that gets wrapped up into something. Totally. In, you know, a California town. I mean, you know, Lobowski goes to Malibu briefly, so more of a beach town up But yeah, definite Labowski vibes here. But he's watching, he watches Susan. He's like, oh, you like papaya.

Oh, no, it's mango. That's what you like. That's what you like. Oh, nice wine selection you have there. Oh, some Domperignon. Oh, very nice. Oh, yeah. And it's just like, this is our, I don't know, man.

It was real creep vibes. And especially also, she works in a local politician's office. Real taxi driver. I was going to say she's the Sybil shepherd to his Travis Bickle. Garbage driver Starry Charlie Sheen Some days I pick up the Pringles Some days I pick up the com

But yeah So they meet up for work And this is your friendly neighborhood Garbage Consultants And we get like a montage of them Just having fun picking up trash Yeah it's first Charlie meets Emilio

You know beginning the movie like Oh finally these two Titans Are gonna go at it Totally heat Emilio gives him a jolt cola for the morning. You got a toast with jolt in the morning. Just a couple of guys drinking jolt cola at 5 o'clock. I've ever had the pleasure. Yeah, it's gone, right? They wiped it off the face of the earth. It was too powerful. They did a, like, reissue or like jolts

back, like, very briefly, and I tried some of it. And, like, it basically tasted kind of like an R.C. Cola type thing. I think it's R.C. I think is underrated. I like R.C. Oh, yeah. A little syrupy, but it's a little sugary. Yes. But it's the Royal Crown Cola. Yeah, you get in, I feel like a king when I drink that. Drinking like a damn king. My soda. Yeah. My royal soda.

We know kings die of diabetes. But Jolt had more caffeine was the thing. Bring it back. I need caffeine. Well, I feel like we have it now. I mean, it's just the same shit package differently. Pepsi Max. That's more caffeine.

I want Joltz with a little lightning on it. I got to drink in a lightning bowl can. Exactly. A maroon and yellow lightning bolt can. I would feel powerful if I saw that. Pepsi is so innocuous. You see it everywhere. It's making you weaker.

You want your soda to stand out, to make you stand out. Exactly. The public when you're at the movie. Exactly. An unhinged soda for an unhinged man. But they do meet the rival garbage men guys right here. This is cool. Frost and Lizzynski.

This is also like, you know, more slackers and misfits in the outside of society. And they're the worst of them because one of them is like the white guy with dreadlocks. Dude, and he's got a fucking like, kind. continent of Africa medallion that he's wearing in the locker room. What is the other guy's got like a little leather vest? I thought maybe he was kind of rockabilly a little bit. The haircut definitely screams

stray cats. Like a handlebar mustache kind of go to the thin goateeal. Perhaps he's a scatman. I'm always a big fan of movies where and Wes Anderson does this a lot where like everybody's got a sidekick. You know what I mean? Like sure. The Emilio's got a sidekick in Charlie. These two guys

and then also the cops. Like I always is like a movie where there's an economy of sidekicks. Right. And in a way what Keith David apprehends his own sidekick later on. And they're kind of paired for the rest of the movie at that point.

Frost, the dreadlock dude played the guy from Forrest Gump who beats on Jenny at the Black Panther at the Black Panther meeting. Oh, is that right? Yeah. That's amazing. That's amazing. He made a whole career on a playing shitty white guys.

Yes, exactly. That works. That's amazing. They sort of fuck with these dudes right here. They like back up and break the headlamp on their truck. I think it's important, especially when the cops start fucking them to note. I think this is a private, a private trash company, not something from a city. Yeah. Because it's like, because it's not like lost place garbage, man, it's whatever.

It's like sunshine cleaner or whatever. A lot of, a lot of, a lot of municipalities have switched over to private, even up where I live. It's all private. My parents have private trash removal, yeah. Which is why I think the cops fuck with them. Because I don't think NYPD will not fuck with NYP with New York sanitation. No, no, no, right. They're all the same.

The cops just fuck with the firefighters. The firefighters just fuck with the cops. You don't want to mess with the mafia, the sanitation department? Yeah, dude, New York's strongest. We're like New York's most mobbed up. Yes, and to me, then, they are now New York's finest because we are a pro-mafia show. Absolutely. Just businessmen trying to take care of the community.

and sanitation workers who could ever have beef with that these poor these men these men and women dragging this crap up from the curb doing doing God's work battling rats at every turn exactly one of my best buddies from high school sanitation dude long long time

rocking and roll I mean that's it's a fucking career man and you're out in like 25 years it is yeah he's already talking about retirement you son of a bitch man we're gonna die with these mics in front of our faces I know we did the wrong thing we should have we should have lived the men at work lifestyle exactly just wake up

They are also clearly waking and baking. It's off camera, but they are, which is surprising. Why would you not have a little more spliff usage in this movie? Because they knew, they knew there's people like us as children would watch it. I feel like if that was going on throughout it, my parents wouldn't let me watch it. But it's totally fine, like Charlie's chugging whiskey all throughout this movie. That is totally fine. I do think that there's a thing like back then, like the second marijuana is used, unless it's like a high school.

movie and like there's a stoner character that you can isolate if your main characters are using marijuana even once it turns into a pot movie like an instant like it just goes a different way genre wise because we weren't

I mean sure of course people were casually using it we weren't casually referencing it in that way it wasn't worked into the fabric of our everyday lives like it is full on war on drugs mode here right

I mean, HW is an office, an extension of the Ronald Reagan regime. And then, you know, Dare was going strong. You were never going to Dare. Oh, I remember, I remember Dare very clearly. Yeah, they're like, smell this marijuana so you know it's good stuff. Yep. I remember very clearly in my Dare meeting as a kid saying, I will one day. Like, just like, it was a bastard.

I was like, I'll probably smoke pot once. You know what I mean? Of course. But then he told the story, which is, oh, the fake story was like, yeah my me and my partner were uh he's like you know you don't do what you do on television what i'm telling you you know like on tv when they grab a knife and they taste it like yeah it's pure you don't do that my partner tried that he wouldn't have cardiac arrest immediately and it's like and it's like this fake story about like the second he even looked at cocaine he's dead and like

he's dad he died and his wife was sad and i was like why did you have to touch that stuff Then we had to go Then he also Before that though he tried a little marijuana You know what he did then He played the piano really fast And that while laughing Such a horror

Horror I had to break into his mother That he played the piano fast And then died From cocaine I remember this dude Officer Jensen Clear his day

He always thought we were buddies Because he knew my father And I was like You're the dare officer dude We're not gonna be friendly No even in the fifth grade but he opened he did a fucking like

suitcase open and I was like well look at this spread you brought like it was the most like fantastic looking spread of colors and shapes and I was like well this all looks fabulous I don't really see what the problem is here nice little carrying case yeah oh wow

look at this it's all organized nothing's falling out you're gonna miss all of that are you I mean yeah pass it all around so we can get clear, you know, up close look. I want to make sure I know exactly what it looks like. It's kind of crazy because that does like,

I felt like that just totally normalized it, you know? Of course it did. Oh, this is all it is? Oh, all right. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's not that, I'm not that scared. Yeah. Look at this. It looks inviting. The cop that created the program admitted like years later that he was like, yeah, it was actually responsible for turning more kids onto drugs than not. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe it didn't work so well. But yeah, so we are totally stood sober. having fun and slapping lids I guess with garbage can lids and just if I saw garbage guys acting like this I'd be like what is going on oh my god

pick up the trash put it back we're tossing things that's a funny real like scatter shot there's a bicyclist that goes by knocks into like Charlie she knocks into him or something the guy's like hey and he goes shut up dickhead yeah I'm like

I am instantly on board with these characters not enough use of the word dickhead in movies. Dickhead back. We got to bring it back. Call your mom and dad a dickhead. Okay. If you're listening and you're younger than me, which you are. You are. Yeah. You are.

You just are. Even if you're older, you're younger than me. But yes, while they're having a ball picking up trash, Burger goes into the office. He's sweating about like where are we going to hide this

tape. And this is where we meet uh susan played by leslie hope she had a little bit of a career nothing nothing crazy but i think she's still working now just a lot of tvs you're there yeah i don't know why not more movies i think she's pretty good in this real april o'neal vibes big time uh i'd say the first april o'neas yes yeah judith hoag yeah not page turtles are kind of garbage man if yeah that's sure oh dude if if carl and james got the oh yeah we got the ninja turtles this is our sequel they made up with the turtles. This is great.

This is now turning into a four-issue IDW comic book series, but it's okay. Can I tell you, you just reminded me, I saw something the other day. This has to be stopped. We have to stop teaming up the Ninja Turtles with other people. They are slutty those turtles. They'll team up with anybody. Who the fuck are they teaming up with now? So, like, in the past, they've teamed up with Batman, among other things, right?

I saw an advertisement buying, I don't know if it was, what did you say, IDW? I don't know if it was IDW. It was somebody plugging a limited series comic thing. The Ninja Turtles meet the kids from Stranger Things. Okay. I just need it to stop. That's too far. I've seen them team up with the Power Rangers as well.

I didn't read it. Oh, I missed that course. I was like, all right. I guess so. If they teamed up with men at work, you'd feel grounded. It's part of that reality. They could be friends. Charlie Sheen and Melio Estavis could be friends with Casey Jones.

They would be like peas in a pool. pod, those stories. No, and actually the Ninja Turtles, some of the only garbage men to take their work home with them. That's true. Well, they live in garbage. They're constantly surrounded by this shit. Sewage. Raw sewage. Remember when they're surfing,

it's not that fun, kids. Yeah, they feel like Charlie, James and Carl, go down. They're like, oh, the turtles are, they were great guys. They beat up those ninjas that tried to beat us up on our route. We should go down and party with them. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, Jesus.

Oh. Yeah, when the smell is too bad for garbage men, by the way. Hey, dudes, who was? I can't eat it. I can't eat in this. I don't want to open my mouth. You expect me to eat a pizza in this? Oh, this is our huge rat, friend.

Oh, he's got a water bug on him. Oh, cool. And then Charlie, she takes out the binoculars, and he's looking in the techno drone. Oh, very nice. Yeah, no crang's naked. I guess he's always naked, though. Oh, he's drinking some papaya.

Oh, no, it's a mango crank. Okay, all right. Oh, yeah. I got some Domperian on there, Crang. Who is the pervert outside there? Oh, bummer, busted. Shratters. Someone's peeping through the technodrome again.

Stop jacking off to me. Amelia Estabez, get back to a rated X, not dimension X. Yes. so he's a burger is telling uh susan here or she's like oh i got the tape of the group that is gonna play your victory night partay or whatever the hell he really dresses her down here he's obviously very stressed he's like she's like do you want to listen to say i pay you to make these decisions you have to be a leader at this point like it's like it's really like we've talked about this kind of a thing right right also one of those reminders again that i just

want no part of that world yeah i don't want to organize a king campaign. I just want an annoying-ass job. It's grueling. You know, that's long hours, especially if you're working for an elected official,

yeah. And someone who's already in office trying to get reelected. Yeah. Well, also they just have so many, my wife briefly worked for some politician type of stuff.

Yeah. Good for her. I couldn't do it. It's like 12 hour days, organizing the events. They make you take the chairs. You have to physically drag the chair. It's very community outreach.

And a lot of it's good stuff like working with constituents to help people from being evicted and things like that, but they expect a lot out of you for little pet. Yeah. It's all DIY and it's like if something's not getting done, you got to do it.

And that's why it's, that's why it's susceptible to corruption because it's like, no one's making money off of this. Right. So we might as well take bribes. Yeah. Which is what Jack Berger gets into. That's exactly what he got into. But yeah, this is around where we also hear about like

this is the last year worth throwing trash, you know, we're opening the surf shop and Charlie's like, that's what you fucking said last year. No, but now I mean it this time, says Emilio. Yes, and they are, uh, they stop for lunch. And this is a really interesting part. So stop for lunch.

We're looking at the babes. We're talking about the surf shop. He's like, I could feel it. It's going to happen. It's also like, I don't know, I feel like where they're sitting, there's probably a surf shop over there or surf shop over there. Yeah, that's the dumb thing. What's the difference between your surf shop and everyone else's? Why don't you think of something?

that the neighborhood doesn't have. Yeah, totally. I mean, you know that these dudes will be getting into the recreational business. Yes. You know. The second it happens. You know, yeah, 15, 20 years

from the time this movie comes out. Yeah. When they retire from the garbage service, I suppose. But this ain't happening. This is a pie in the sky dream because they're not hustling to do it. And they're arguing who's working harder on it. Yes.

They do have a great apartment, though. I will say. like this apartment. It's really nice. It is nice. It is nice. It's, but it's they, are they, they're not roommates. They are because they are they? Amelia wakes up there. Well, I, or did he crash there?

He's sleeping on the floor. I took that as a crash. Okay. Carl's, he lives got that all by himself. Carl's living nice. I guess Gina used to live there too, though. But James, St. James, he lives like a dog. He's sleeping on the streets. Yeah, we don't know if he has a residence. I don't think so. I mean, when they're

during that, like, where they're clanging shit and they're having fun. A lady comes out and kisses him. Oh, right. Oh, yeah. So, you know, I think maybe he's like he's fucking everybody on the route. Yeah, it's not couch surfing. I guess it's bed surfing. No offense to

a lady surfing. Sanitation workers and whatnot, but like, can you imagine just like going out handing a man a bag of trash and kissing that person passionately while they're in their trash jumpsuit? Depending on what it looks like. Yeah, I was going to say, you know, I'm, I could be talked

into that. Especially pro-Abelio here. We're all pro-emio. He's a man in uniform. He's a hard-working guy. A man-in-uniform, as we like to say. Short king, absolutely. Yeah. But you know, you're getting sprayed in the face with old beer

and fucking pizza sauce. It's a thing we're like, please wash up and then we'll talk. Good point about the short king. I guess I'd give him a kiss on the top of his head. Have a good day at work. I think that's why I, you know, as a kid, even, I knew I was never going to be tall. I was like, that's the best it's good.

Right there. He's a little red hair dude. That's the trust you got. I was deformed as a kid. I got to six feet in like sixth grade and that was and then I stayed that way. Were people calling you a lurch? I would have been. People weren't saying nice stuff. I'll tell you that. Well, it was a thing where like for a while people were lining up by height and then like, you know, okay, everybody like, you know, we'll do it that way. And I was like, you know, I can't find out myself in the front an awful lot here. And then, like, lo and behold, I realized that my dad is pretty short. And I'm like, wait a second.

Yeah. My brother got somehow got to about just about six feet, that son of a bitch. But I don't know. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? So, but this is, so they're having lunch, I have burgers, beers. Beers, I do love to bun hemmies at lunch. I loving it.

And the air is perfect for drinking. Yes. I want to start doing that from now. Absolutely. And they, but then they immediately go. and like it's a cut and they have been wearing it in the movie but I'm curious if in the world

have they been wearing their wetsuits the entire movie we're supposed to believe so that's disgusting it is disgusting and wouldn't that now I've never worn one how's the breathability in that not great yeah I mean because it's right on you yeah and you're sweating and you lift

hauling trash like wouldn't wouldn't it make sense just go in the bathroom and change into your wet suit but it's just a bathroom right the The beach is the bathroom for these guys. But it's a good visual of them taking off the jump students right under there. You'd think the movie would have the money or whatever to show them actually surf at any point. They do not.

I think it's probably because our Sheen boys or our Estabez boys because of Charlie's real name. Yes. He weird how Charlie took Martin's acting route. Right. Change the name and Amelia did not. But anyway, I don't think those brothers can serve, I think, is the end. idea. Like, neither actor knows how to do it.

I mean, that's another credit to Emilio. Emilio wanted to make it on his own and did. You know what I mean? For the most, like, people were like, that's, oh, that's Charlie. That's Martin Sheen's son. As opposed to, I'm Charlie Shee. Totally. Yeah, yeah. I mean, and only one of them was in the brat pack.

And the other one was a periphery player. There you go. Maybe that's why. But it's also like, so you're not like, oh, you're not like advertising your brothers necessarily. Yes, exactly. Which is probably a good move. Yeah.

I wouldn't advertise these sons a bitch. Hey, why don't you take Momsman? Hey, Daniel, it's Alec again. Why don't you take Momsmaid name? Stop walking around with Baldwin. Yeah. You, Billy and Stephen are all whaling's now. All right.

Listen here, you little piggy. I own the name Baldwin. You're not a Baldwin. You're Ireland Piggy. I mean, Stephen Piggy and Danny. Danny Piggy and Billy Piggy. And who the fuck is that? Adam Baldwin. We're not even related to him.

You know what? Kill that guy. I'm the only one and you are the only ones that can bring disgraces to our name. Not some interloping Baldwin. Around here is when Berger takes the tape to the cops and then this is Troy Evans

Roger Prodactor. Only seen of this guy. Which kind of sucks. Which is surprising, you know. And he's probably like seeds deleted maybe. I would guess so. You figure Roger Prodactor is coming back for the end of this movie like oh and the cops are here to help oh he's actually not and it's a real but it's a real like this movie had to be 90

minutes flat or else if this movie's even 91 minutes you're like oh you're looking at your watch like what the fuck is going on which is smart yeah which is smart you got to like even if it makes it a little shaggy you got to pare it down because you can't hang out too long with this movie no no no you really can't uh this is when we meet the cops mike and other guy oh the bike cops yeah the bike cops yes they give a big speech about one and it's a weird thing like you need an inciting incident of like you want Mike to be like

I see the way you throw these trash cans around this place this neighborhood looks like shit because you guys one day you're gonna fuck up but I'm gonna do but he's just like one day I know he says I know you're crooked I'm like crooked and what the garbage crooked garbage man yeah hates them

because of their laid back cool vibes and what's great about them these cops here I like that they have their own theme music yeah I like a movie that leans into shit like that. And it's like, uh-oh, here they come. Audio cues for characters is always welcome. Mike's partner, he had the guy with the mustache.

He's like almost had a career. He was in, I know this because I watched the first season of Mad About You. He's before Cousin Ira shows up. He's Paul's wacky friend who wears like a hat. Ooh, they vaguely remember Paul having a friend. Had a friend early on. Yeah, he had like a checkered hat. He's like, I think his name was like Brody or Stony or Sully or Stoney.

Definitely and Y on the end. Yes, exactly. Well, man, in that case, Cousin Ira, welcome addition to John, John Pratt, the great John Brackdown. Yeah, exactly. Never watched Matt about you. It's funny. You would hate it. Yeah, it's not good.

Yeah, I would, I hate a lot of things. The actor we're talking is Tommy Hinkley. Hinkley. That's very hinky. And he was mad about you as. Selby. Oh, Selby. Yeah, dude.

That's why. So Selby just like went up the stairs one day and never revisited. And then cousin Ira came back. Well, I got to give you guys pictures of Selby. I'm sorry. Oh, we're going to do some pictures. Were you right about the checkered hat with Selby? It's like that.

Hold on. I just pull it up here. I like the cops because you know what this is all like here. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Look at Selby. This guy. Oh, I would not know.

That's a Selby. You got to send Selby back. That's not right. When you're in the retooling department, you're like, all right, that's one. By the way, this picture, look at, can I see that again? That sort of looks like the meme of what's his name, Kevin James with that flannel on. Oh, right. Yeah. He has the same facial expression. Yeah, and his hands are tucked into his pockets. He's looking a little, and he's looking at frumpy. That is, that is back to formula on Selby. Yeah. So you're saying about these officers. Oh, no, I just, I like this kind of like. Yeah, the beef that these cops have is indeed that they're just laid back slackers.

Yes. But it's like, it's, it's funny because like these dudes are just the same age as Charlie and Emilio's character. So it's not a thing where it's like if the cops were older and then it was like, you damn lazy, you know, use garbage men. It's like how these guys got to the point. It's also funny because like the joke is they're bike cops. Yes. So automatically you have no respect for them whatsoever. They're like uptight nerves.

the socks are pulled up to their kneecaps and very Reno 9-1-1 it's just you know it's just a different vibe and these vibes don't mix so we have to threaten them with a jail and probably I would say the most in my opinion the most famous joke of this

movie is Mike gives this big speech I'm gonna get you you guys blah blah blah and Emilio looks at Charlie and says golf clap and he goes golf clap that was in the trailer it sure was just like I feel I feel like that was everywhere.

Yeah. It's really great. That's where it works. I feel like another movie, another movie had to have done golf clap and it didn't go over as well. But this is, this is the quintessential golf flap. Absolutely.

Which I always prefer over the, you rub your finger over your thumb and you're like, this is the world's smallest violin. A similar kind of vibe slash insult. Yes, the reservoir dogs, Mr. Pink does. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, he goes to Captain Dalton.

Roger Padakton. He's like, oh, this, I got it all on tape. Potter Dam's crooked, blah, blah, blah. Oh, thank you so much. Concerned Citizen. This is great. I'll look into it. And he leaves. This dude immediately calls Potter Dam, right? Well, first, the joke is he put, he's like, you know, I'll tell you all about it. But listen to the tape. And then two live crew starts. Oh, that's right. That's the gag, which is. And then he's like, well, yeah, I guess you got the fake. Are you going to play some two live crew?

What? No. I'm playing the tape. you hear that throughout the film and it's delightful it's also like possibly the cleanest two live cruise song by the way the sound track of this movie is very early 90s like this pump up the jam it's like it's kind of dance music for the most part well it's I would argue it's 50-50 a lot of dance music like pump up the jam the two live crew song but it's filled with awesome reggae and dub music. Yes, it is good. You got Ziggy Marley

on here. You got Sly and Robbie. And you be 40s on here as well. It's a vibe. I like it. Black O'Houro, one of my favorite reggae bands, Black O'Hourou on the soundtrack. I've been that Ziggy Marley's song has been stuck in my head for about 31 hours and it's not going anywhere.

When it hits at the ending, I'm like, oh, dude, great credit song. Around here is where we get our first locker room scene. And boy, are we back to the prank wars here. Yeah, well, this is what set off the thing that eventually almost took

Chris's life. He's on a, I just got a word from his doctor. Yeah, he's on a respirator. Oh, no. Oh, a shit respirator. He slipped into a coma. Shit coma. Yeah, that's what they, that's the medical word for it.

My professional opinion is your friend is slipped into a shit coma. That's kind of fall asleep by the toilet. I've been there. Oh, my God. the the the basically you just see charlie and amelia walk by their nemeses and they're like we're going to get those guys one of these days and the nemeses opened their locker and a big air because that's right um yes earlier in the film uh the inciting incident um you know um amelio uh backs into their truck and it's like fuck you guys uh and then like he's like oh charlie check the glove compartment when he does the airbags pop it's like wow that's funny yes yes So they did get pranked from them, yes, already. So this is the revenge for that light prank in the car. So somehow.

Thank you for pointing out that the first airbag prank was kind of a light prank. Because this is zero to 60 in prank wars. And he just, the opens locker, it's another airbag, but a big one. And they're like, oh, wow, very funny. And then it bursts and they're both covered in feces. A couple of questions. Yeah, great questions. A couple of questions.

One, the setup for such a device, I have no idea how. these two garbage men would also get this to work. Second question, way more important question. How? Where are you accumulating that much feces? Is it human feces? Are you stopping off at the zoo in the fucking elephant cage?

Is it their own feces? Hey, Carl, it's me, Michelangelo. Well, yeah, we got a ton of it. How much you want? Really? That's all? Let's try to move some of this stuff. It would make total sense for the Ninja Turtles

to be involved in this universe. Yeah, I called my shit guy. Michael Angelo, he's coming up. Yeah, 20 gallons of shit. If it's not the Ninja Turtles supplying it, then I'm just thinking they're like, yeah, throw another log in the bag, James. This is, yeah, it's a lot.

Because it's a lot of shit. There's no, that's the other thing, though. And I don't want to get too nasty here because this is gross. But it ain't logs. It's a. fucking 100 pound chili cheese burrito flies in their face. Yeah, it's

diarrhea. Yeah, diarrhea there. You know, maybe they were the garbage men for my neighborhood. My neighbor used to have a broken bathroom, so she would, an older woman, she would shit in a bag and take it to the dumpster. What? Yeah. That has

to be against the law. Sure. But if you're an older white woman, the law does not apply to you. Unless it's out the mountains, I'm assuming, where you grew up? No, no, no, no. Oh, no, about cold spring? This was in cold spring. Oh, my God.

Someone, somebody should have been saying something about that way. Well, you know, the condominiums, a lot of them throughout this great land of ours are just where old people go to die. Yeah. And when their toilet stops working, they sit in a bag. And then they stay in there. Oh, my God. They stay in there for so long. They chain smoke.

The walls go yellow. Tiles start falling off of there. No one checks anything. The landlord's negligent. and eventually they slip and fall and then they break their hip and then it's like that's the end of that and now you know

the only thing that's going to change after they break their hip they're not making the trip out to the out to the garbage down that bag is just going right on the side of the couch because who can miss that much price is right I miss hoarders in a way

they're out there dude you can find your own well I think he means the classic television series hoarder's colon buried alive Why don't you make your own? Take a camera. Start knocking on door. I guarantee you Jersey City's rotten with them.

Oh, absolutely. There's probably some in your building. Yes. I remember, I don't, I think we're throwing out an air conditioner in the Bronx once. I just, you know, you leave it out in the stoop for, you know, your sanitation guy to come pick it up on whatever designated day. Right. Not five minutes later, some dude in a truck and it in like just a weird looking fucking jeepers, creepers looking truck. It's just like, hey man.

you might have I take that you're not going to use that AC that's for the garbage man and I was like yeah dude you could use it's like thanks thanks like really just going around the neighborhood just collected like detritus he can that's that's still working like not really because we're throwing it away and he's like yeah but I can probably fix it I'm like yeah I just need to be able to drink the freon inside of it that's all I'm looking for I had a similar thing I had an AC I was getting rid of in the city and I put it on the curb in Queens and then this guy came He was just like, oh, yeah, you'll get rid of that or whatever. And I'm like, yeah, and it actually works.

I think it was moving or whatever. And he's walking down the block with me, following me to the bodega, followed me back. Just talking my ear off. By the time we got back, it was gone. Oh, no. Someone else took it. So do you think this guy was trying to like work his way, like working up the guts to ask

you if he could pick up your garbage? No, this guy was a menace. He would smoke meth on this stoop. Not even kidding. Once my building was raided by the NYPD and they, like a massive raid, like 15 cars. Oh shit. Cops on every floor of the building outside my door.

I thought I was about to, I was looking for my own gun to take my own life, Steve. Oh, sure, yeah. Worryed about it. Sure. I thought they were coming for me. They finally found me. I don't know how.

But then I look at my people and I see him being dragged down the steps. Oh, sure. Oh, my God. Should have taken that air conditioner. He was always trying to also sell me like this like hot Mets merch he got. But I don't know if the arrest was for. that or for the meth or whatever, but it was, uh, why not go down for both?

That guy, you've been you would pretty, this is not the express permission of Major League Baseball, you son of a bitch. Yes, that Simpson's joke. Just written. Yeah, that guy was a nightmare. I hope he's doing well. So this is that they get after the, the prank shit here, they get in trouble with

the Cy Richardson playing Walt. The boss is, you know, we're getting too many complaints. You guys are being fucking jerkoffs. You are being assigned. someone who is going to observe you for the next couple weeks and indeed it's my brother-in-law Keith David. Hell yeah. And he's kind of laughing at them. He's like,

oh, you're going to love him kind of a thing. He knows that he's setting these guys up for a fucking failure. Yes. We do have a weird thing where they're so the boys are hanging out before we meet Keith David. They're just back at Charlie's apartment playing. What I can only imagine is the same set

of trivial pursuit that they saw like the week before on the curb. Like how much do you think These dudes are taking stuff that they find. Oh, great question. Oh, a lot. You see, there was a brief moment where, look at this smut. And it's like an ace playing card.

Pornographic playing cards, dude. They take it. They take it. I mean, dude, you're an adult. Just buy your own pornography. Well, you got to save up for the surf shop. They should be opening an adult bookstore. Yeah, that's the move.

That's something that's needed in the community. Oh, definitely. You get the jerk off boots back there, James. Can you see it? Can you smell it? I mean, maybe we could sell a couple of sorts. surfboards too, but it's mostly about the spank bank material. So, let me picture

this, it's a surfboard with a giant penis painted on it, and it's the logo of the store. And then there's the beaded area, and yeah, people are jacking each other off back there. Dude, and it's called, the store is called Hang 10, but it's just hanging brain, like

out on the logo. I like that. Surf shop slash adult bookstore. Yeah. It could totally work. Mostly at adult books. Yeah, well, well. I mean, you got it you know what's moving more inventory and great thing the team up of the two like business models you can have something that's like yeah you can use this product to wax your surfboard and it also works as a great lube yeah oh my god yes dude wax your board if you know what i'm saying that's right uh so they're getting kind of hammered here like getting hammered this is where we uh charlie learns what phrenology is which is uh sort of important for later in the movie but uh-oh while this is going on there seems to be a disturbance across the street a little bit of a hubbub here and again

look you want to look at someone out the window and whatever like you do what you got to do have the fucking smarts to turn the lights off yes it's a fully lit apartment with two men staring out a window looking what's going on and this is burger coming to susan's house freaking out about the wrong tape switch thing and where's the tape where you can't hear but that's what he's doing and he's kind of grab at her a little bit which is kind of odd for a boss he's yeah well they do make some sort of

yes that they had some type of relationship as well yeah I mean it doesn't make it any better no or right no but yeah it's sort it's like it's shoving it's like pushing down yes running past I mean he's frantic he's going to get murdered by the guy so it's like I'm not trying to give him

leeway he's a jerk but yeah this guy's in hot soup he's in real hot soup but so Charlie's like I hate people who beat up on their ladies I'm gonna get a butt shot in yeah so he gets his little pellet pellet gun we don't say pellet gun

pellet gun I call it a BB gun people call it a pellet gun I think is it a thing where BB is it like a brand Q tips and Kleenex like you know maybe is the BB gun brand oh I see maybe yeah it's got a thing because I've always just called the BB cotton swab

right that's the generic anybody here have a BB gun No. No. I think my brother did briefly. Yeah. It's Yeah. We were a Nerf and down house. It's a question. It's an eyebrow raised in the background check.

He's like, got a lot of BB guns. Well, I feel like depending upon where you live, it's different things, right? If you're like up in hill country, like where Eric grew up, here are shooting squirrels or whatever. Yes, yes. Actually, it disturbed me seeing a squirrel get shot once.

Oh, really? By the BB gun? By the BB gun? I was like, oh, my God, there he is. He's becoming Jeffrey Dahmer in front of me or whatever. It's, it's, I'm telling you the eyebrow raised. It's, you know, I think this is when we put down the BB gun for life. He was shot at a squirrel.

It hit it, like, right in the neck. Oh, Jesus. The thing fell like a rock out of the tree. Everything got real. And it bounced on the ground, and it was just like, holy. like terminal velocity he bounced he bounced the squirrel bounced unlike the

woman in that movie this thing did get up and run away oh that's good so I assume it succumbed to its injuries in the woods right it was eaten by a fox moments later but I was never into weaponry my brother was you know he had a sword

he had this that and the other thing he did martial arts I did martial sitting down and watching television I had a sword buddy buddy with a lot of swords you know It just happens. And he hasn't, as far as I know, killed his family.

No, no. It's a nice family, man. Great family. Really? Yeah, yeah. They're still alive. They are still alive. But so, yeah, shooting that animals,

weird psycho shit. Yes. If you're a dude who lives in a beach community like Los Plias, what do you need this? You are just shooting people with it. I guess maybe seagulls, if you want to be a fucking psycho. What comes in, it comes in handy as a fake gun throughout the movie.

Sure. Maybe the idea is if someone breaks in, it looks like you have a gun. It's a deterrent by holding it perhaps. Yeah. So, yeah, he winds up, they shoot him in the ass and they're chuckling to each other like a bunch of scamps at this point. They're the little rascals. Exactly. They're like 15 years old in this.

And it's kind of funny. It's a good juxtaposition because they're scampily laughing underneath, you know, they hide immediately. You could picture Charlie and. and Emilio, like, doing something similar as kids, like, growing up. And meanwhile, this dude Jack, Susan leaves her apartment to maybe get the tape or something. This dude Jack gets garreted really violently. It's kind of awesome. So there's these two goons that Pottersville or Pottington.

What is it? Potter Dam. Maxwell Potter Dam the Third. Yes, thank you. Potter Dam sends these goons, these two goons that kind of. Hired goons. Did you guys see their license plate? by the way. Yes. It says hitman.

It does. That's pretty cool. Because we're in a cartoon. Sure. Their license plate says hit men. And because one is like a shorter blonde dude and the other one is like a taller brunette guy. It's kind of like an offset Charlie and Emilio yeah. It's another set of

yeah, which is sort of nice. The taller guy is Italian. Mario loves listening to the Italian opera in the car will come to find. We do have a kind of annoying. We're fighting over the car stereo Kegg. Yes. Ben down that road a thousand times in movies. We have, but oh, Emilio

perfected it in this one, though. But yeah, they come in, they totally strangle this dude. It is a violent, like, this dude, Mario is like shaking this guy until the life is just drained out of him. And the other guy's like, touchdown, the tape.

He thinks he has the right tape. You, as the audience member, know that that's not the case even slightly. And he, you know, runs out, we got the tape or whatever. and meanwhile our friends just see this happen or do they actually miss the murder here? They miss the because they're hiding. Yes.

They're giggling and then they just they get wasted and they wake up the next morning weird like it's a throwaway gag and I think it's an it's an Emilio having fun here. He wakes up the alarm goes off. He throws a can and you hear a cat go and I'm like where did the does Charlie have a cat?

Is there a cat? It's just a cartoon. Yeah. And then Charlie makes a milkshake out of old coffee and Yeagermeister and Tylenol. This is the hangover cure. Wasn't there another? Oh, dude, you're forgetting vanilla ice cream. Yeah. The most important ingredient in your hangover shake.

Also important to note, after they kill this dude, they take the body down, put it in one of the chemical factory barrels, and they sort of put in the back of their Cadillac here and they're driving away.

The one goon's driving way too fast. Uh-oh, we hit a bump. The fucking bungee cord rips off the hood or the trunk door. Can goes flying out, of course, and lands, wouldn't you know it, next to some garbage cans that will indeed be on Charlie and Emilio's route the next morning. This guy, Biff, it's Biff and Mario. Biff is a guy with the ponytail, the shorter dude. Yes.

Mary never went on doing anything else. This guy was in, he's in a funk bands such as Shadows of Night, Bangor Flying Circus. and he had the 1883 hit single Ain't Nobody big big thing here he composed songs for film soundtracks such as Cobra

Wildhats Wildcats and Beavs and Butthead Do America So there Successful man right there That's nice So yeah the the next morning They're over

They're with It's now we just see the three of them In the truck with Keith Day We introduced Keith David And Keith David is he's on fire this whole movie he is it is it is a fucking 10 out of 10 no notes performance i love the reveal because it's like amelio driving the truck and we we pan to the left there's charlie sitting miserably and then we pan to the left again who is on the end but keith david god damn

it's great and i think it's what's really great about this movie in terms of it holding up there's some i wouldn't call it gay panic jokes that'll come up in a little bit but just we're having a little fun with our let's make these guys look like they're gay which is right a little bit if he for for for now similar to what we're doing at the end of can hardly wait yes exactly that that kind of prank but it doesn't go too far it doesn't there's no f bob and i would say for this movie like keith david isn't like i think in other movies you'd be like oh the crazy black supervisor he's black like the blackness of him would be more important than other character traits yeah yeah yeah and like in this it's just he's just a crazy vietnam veteran that's the thing that's the thing that's the thing that's That's what dominates the personality. That and the intensity. You know what I mean? He's the Walter Soap Check of this movie.

It's not like in that, what do you call it there in fucking Animal House when they're like, they're, do you mind if we dance with your dates? Exactly. It's not that, which is especially for an early 90s movie. Again, you have to give him credit where credit is sort of due. Yeah, I think what you're getting at is like, where is the fear coming from? An animal house, the fear, do you mind if we dance with your dates is because they're tall black dudes. Yes. The fear in this is because Keith David is an intense, crazy Vietnam veteran.

It doesn't matter that he's black. Exactly. Yes. And I love the doodles he's doing. Oh, my God. So, yeah, when they're at this, like, diner or something getting lunch and he's drawing like this beautiful, like, touristy pier that a bunch of families are walking out onto and stuff. And attack helicopter shooting missiles at it.

It's great. And he has great chemistry with both of them, actually. he really does like the comic timing between the three of them is very very funny like basically like he's sitting over there and like you know charlie sheen's trying to keep the piece and he said don't don't you know don't upset this guy james like yeah i think you're full of crap or whatever he's i think you're a piece of shit sucks yeah so do you and then like he tries to hit him he wants him hitting charlie sheen and like it's kind of funny because he's like he feels bad about it how's your face going you know kind of a thing yeah i also like umelio goes

to eat a French fries and Keith David grabs his hand he's like never fuck with another man's fries yeah one of the few sacred things on this earth or whatever if we could all live by these rules I think it would be great yeah don't touch my fries I think this is there's a lot of life lessons to learn

if you want a fry it's the old do you mind if I yeah the only one who can not ask is my wife yes exactly she wants to take fries which also that took me a long time to get over I didn't work on myself a little bit. Twitch it a little bit when you just grabbed so. I did. I did for a long time. Now I don't give a fuck. Believe me, these days with me, the fewer

fries, the better. Sure, but that should be part of the wedding vows. Yeah, I bow. You can eat my fries without asking. Yeah, I think that's important. You know, you need to know the boundaries. Charlie puts a nice button on the scene in the diner because the fry scene is pretty much the end

of it. But like, as Keith David is still holding Emilio's hand, Charlie like turns and just mouths what the fuck? It's so funny. That should be a GIF right there. Giff it. No shit. The fact that it's not leads me to believe not enough people know about this movie.

I know folks if you're on the fence Pause the episode. Go watch this Magnumopis and then come back and join it. Who gifts of movies? Is it the Library of Congress? Is that so you send the movie to the Library of Congress? Yes. And then they cut it up for gifts? Exactly. That's exactly how it works. You don't even have to pay nothing Wow, that's pretty good

But yeah So we're on the garbage route Keith David is observing them Taking out the trash Charlie goes to take one of the barrels Oh, oh it's a little heavy Huh We open it up

And thus begins our pseudo weekend of Bernie's adventure We are having a little Yes It's kind of funny Because they rip off weekend of Bernie Like three or four times During the movie

It's not what the whole movie is about Right We're definitely kind of ripping off Weekend of Bernie meanwhile so if this movie was written in the mid 80s did somebody sniff up fucking Emilio's screenplay and Amelia was like dude that's my movie I don't know I mean it's a real chicken of the egg because

McCarthy steal my fucking movie that snake Weekend of Bernie's 89 yeah yeah it's true so I don't know I don't know when the script for Weekend of Bernie's was written important stuff that the government should be doing a congressional hearing on men at work weekend at Bernie's and then of course get both these movies

the Library of Congress staff. We need those gifts. Hey, Andrew, it's Emilio. Yeah, yeah. You know what you did, you fucking mannequin fucker. You know what you did,

you manic and fucker. You came to my party. You're like, oh, what's that? It was like, oh, it's my screenplay for men at work. Fucking 1987, I remember clear as fucking day. And now you're hauling around

a dead body with a friend. Watch what happens to you. And then it turned out, Andrew McCarthy was supposed to play Gordon Bombay. Amelia swept in fucking fuck that dude's career He's like a travel writer these days

And he also He directs television Here and there Not so much acting these days Just rewatched mannequin a couple of weeks ago That is great tuned It is It's not a movie

Like nothing happens in it What I love Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait A woman comes to life But that's it Like there's no like Does it need to be more That's crazy

You got James Spader as the Snooty guy Speaking of Judge Doom performances Yes wild performance For him out of that My favorite part of mannequin

We rewatched it a couple months ago And The fact that Everyone in the department store Is aware that he's fucking This They don't know that she's come to life But they all think

That he's fucking this mannequin And like They don't think it's too weird Yeah they're okay with it It is the funniest part about that Everyone's like yeah oh yeah well you know what he does a lot of because the whole thing is Andrew McCarthy

becomes famous in the world of that movie because he makes good window dressing so they're like well if this mannequins his muse let him cook let him jerk up on the mannequin that movie should have ended with a little more oomph maybe like she births a Pinocchio oh my god

oh god right this thing comes out start the reaction that is the weird detail of that movie, too, is she, Kim Cottrell as the mannequin when she comes to life, is the reincarnated spirit of an

Egyptian, like, princesses. Absolutely. Absolutely. So, they find it, great line by Keith David here. Who would throw away a perfectly good white boy like that? Oh, it's so great. I'd also love how casual he is about finding the corpse.

Everyone else, the garbage men are like, oh, and he's just like, oh, well, look at here. Charlie's got a good line. Amelia, like, looks down and goes like, what is that? Charlie goes, it's a dead human being, James. Yeah. And they're afraid because they assume because they shot this guy last night,

now he's dead. Yes. One leads to the next. Emilio turns into like shaking in his boots mode. He's got a bottle of Yeager in the fucking truck that he starts chugging. Like, oh my God. I have not seen this much Yeager Meister product place in a while.

I can't with that anymore. That college ended vet for me. That's a good place to leave it. Yes. Yes. I don't think I even had it much in college, maybe once or twice. I mean, the problem is anytime you go to Chicago, someone's going to give you a Malort, which is

a cousin, which is Yeagermeister's grimy cousin. It's Yeagermeister took a piss in an ashtray and Malort came out. Yeah, that's what that is. That's rough stuff right there. Keep it in the garbage. But Keith David, because he's a Vietnam vet, quickly surmises, no, you guys didn't kill this guy

unless you garreted him with a piano wire. A pretty sloppy job of it too. I love that he's critical of this. Oh, amateur hour. Yeah, they take a garbage hat, put it on them. It's like this cowboy-esque hat. Yep. And man, Keith David moving this guy's arms

when the cops come, it's just so, it's so good. It's better than weekend at Bernie. Thank you. It is. You know, like Keith David didn't have to tie a fucking string on it. He's just actually moving it. It's so good. Yeah, so the cops come and harass them.

He looks frigging dead. This is James' cousin from Texas. Dude, he looks at the shitty hat. He's like, Texas. You're showing him a good time last night. The best part of the scene, and it's basically like, they're like, the cops like, oh, yeah, pretty boy or whatever, I'm going to haul. What if I hauled you in right now?

And Keith David makes the hand go on the side of his face, like, oh, no. And it's so funny Oh God That's one of my favorite moments But so basically They let them go And I mean like I understand because like

Those cops are crooked They're gonna haul you in no matter what Sure The second those guys go away It's like hey hello Do dirty work One of my favorite comedies Hello real cops

You know what I mean Just call the real police And be like listen Yeah I shot this guy with a fucking BB gun I'll be honest about that Here's the thing, though.

And yes, for the most part, honesty is indeed the best policy. When a dead body's involved, you didn't kill them, absolutely. But here's, but this is what I'm saying, though. You don't have to tell them about the BB country at all. Here's a dude found in a fucking can far away from your house. It doesn't even matter. We're just a wordest town sanitation workers. Oh, shit.

We found a body. I guarantee you that I first garbage had to fight a fucking body. Precisely. You know what I would do, though? I would just seal it back up, take the other garbage. and leave it. Oh, nice. Do it. The old it was too heavy. Because that's that will happen. You've got like two heavy

shit out or whatever. They won't pick it up. Exactly. It was over 60 pounds. They're not putting that in the truck. Yeah. Agreed. Or you just put it in and crush it. Oh, yeah, shredder style. That's the landfill problem. Well, question about Hey, Carl, thanks for take care of the shredder for us. But that's

a question I have. When you see, there's one point where you see them, they have to like clean out the leftovers. the garbage after they go to the dump. Sometimes bones and shit. Beginning of the movie, like, whatever. But, like, it's, there's no compactor part of it. It just looks like a flatbed truck that they were throwing garbage in.

Again, I think they're not municipal. So it's probably just like a literal garbage truck. We're just chucking it. But if you're operating a waste disposal enterprise, maybe there's a garbage yard that compresses it. They've got to do that at some point. Yes, and or, you know, like maybe they're the two Monday, Monday, Wednesday guys, Tuesday guy has the compactor.

You know what I mean? Like that that kind of thing. It just makes, it's hard for me to grasp then how they're just driving around these neighborhoods throwing garbage because you can only throw it like you can't throw it into the back of the truck. Yeah, it's a good point. You know, you need that's what the thing does. It compresses it and

pushes it to the back. This is the all, we'll answer all these questions in our sequel we're running. That's bad. These are all notes. We were putting all a little on the whiteboard. So they take the dead body, which is, it's a silly comedy ladies and gentlemen that's what you're gonna do that's you're either in here out here folks they're taking the body and like Keith David because Keith David very specifically uh and also

you know black dude in California is like I hate cops you know understandable absolutely yeah early 90s understood quick scene where uh the goons go back uh to potterman here and they're potter dam potter damn I know see I well see all right potter damn it's just like the town you grew up near Andrew Rotterdam potter damn okay Okay. Potterdam, he's like, oh, good, the tape, fantastic, puts it in. Oh, two live crew again. Oh, we fucked it up once again. Work it. Work it. I love it. I love it. So, yes. Now the now the guys also realize it lost the body, so they're on the hunt for that. And now it's kind of great. I do like that this movie, it makes Keith David part of the crew immediately. You know what I mean? Like at first they're really antagonistic. And it's like, oh, you know what? Now he's in on this crime. So they're at Charles. Sheen's apartment, right? Well, they go, they go back to the locker room

because there's another feces joke. Keith David's got a great line because they're like showering off the day or whatever and he's like, the stiff starting to get a little gamey he says about this guy. And this was a weird thing because they're talking about it. Emilio's like putting on his Canadian tuxedo.

And like, they it's like, all right, we got to handle this body. All right, let's go to Charlie Sheen's house right now. Got it. And they all leave. And then the camera does a little like, we're moving just to the right and you see the two rival garbage men in towels again. And I was like, oh, they heard them. Yeah. And that's going to be the thing. But it's not at all. They sneak back over

and they're like, oh, how did our thing not work? Our booby trap. It didn't work. And they're just covered in feces once again. Well, it's a wily coyote gag where you're like, why did my fucking rocket work? You jump on it twice. And I mean, and this is like somehow. Yeah. This is much more feces. Like the first one was, I mean, because obviously it's comedy. You got to heighten it. there's so much more feces than the second one it's like the shining elevators dude I mean it's really

so they have a shit guy as well okay but they're Raphael are those guys cool enough to hang with the Ninja Turtles I don't know yeah they don't have any kind of like specific contract with us or anything we'll give you shit too I mean we've got gallons upon gallons of it

they're just going door to door selling sewage but yes this is where we're back at Carl's apartment here. Keith David ready to tear into this six pack of butt-heavy that he rips out of the refrigerator. Yeah, and it's a place to start. We're going to

go, we're going to watch the lady in the window across the way, Leslie Hope. This is where Black O'Hour is playing. Great, great reggae band right here in the soundtrack. But yeah, we're going to, now it's three guys all with the lights on. Now we're all going to together watch this lady's apart. The movie's now fully

in a mode I like to call dumb detective. Yes. Yes. excellent yes and it's like hey we're hungry let's order a pizza which they do uh and keith david calls charlie sheen hot shot which i thought was kind of funny it's like what now hot shot when i was watching this movie again because i watched it twice for this the first time a few weeks ago i paused it and i ordered pizza right when they did i ordered pepperoni with extra cheese just because keith that's our keith david orders it's david special when i when it came i was like this is probably a little too much cheese but i'm not a bit fan of the extra cheese i don't

I don't understand it. I love the concept of it, but usually, usually they do too much. It's too much and it's a different temperature than the rest of the cheese. I find it. I kind of, I kind of okay with that. I'm okay with that. I like, you know, in Long Island, sometimes you get the cold slice. I've never had this. Maybe that's why they're all pissed off. Yeah, this might be. I mean, this is something you do like once a year or something. Daniel, you eat my cold slice. God damn it. There's a place in Huntington that they have, what they do is you get, they cook a pizza. They cook a pizza. Cut up the slices. You could ask for the cold slice and they just put cold mozzarella. Okay. On a hot slice.

On a hot slice. That sounds actually pretty good. So it's like chili on top and then it kind of, it starts to congeal in with it by the time you get to the red. Ooh. To the hot portion. Okay. It is, it's a delight. It's a delight.

It's a decadent delight. You do it here and there. Not every day. You're kind of selling me on this wacky pizza concoction here. I like that. Yeah. You should try it out sometime. Uh, but.

Carl is like, you know what, I'm going to go over there. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go over there to see, to do recon or whatever. And he's doing a lot of like silly like spy walking around stuff, you know, and he hurts himself. But there is a funny, doesn't he stop at one point? Like, what am I doing? Yeah. Just like walks normally because he is like creeping over whatever.

He sneaks into the building. I do love nice little detail here. Because again, people should be fucking refering it up, topped about. this movie they are not uh susan lives an apartment a vietnam veteran you you light up in front of that dude he's a lot of fun susan lives in apartment 420 oh i didn't even catch them i got to watch it a third there you go get that blu-ray back out start spinning put that in our notes for the sequel absolute 420 susan's apartment 420 quick question was susan hit in the head before or or is she just wasted like i don't know she catches this dude outside of her apartment she's going to throw

garbage out. She's not really a real character. Let's be honest. We really didn't write a woman. No, this is the worst written woman in a while. But, A, let's go with it. Yes, she's throwing stuff out. Go ahead. He, Charlie Sheen falls over, says he hurts his ankle. And she's like, oh, my God, do you live in the building? And he's like, yeah, I'm doctor. I don't even know that fake name he gives. Yeah. Or I'm somebody. I'm a doctor. Yeah. I've lived here. I lived in this building for five years. That's the, that's wrong. You have to be like, I just moved in. I just moved in. Secondarily, I'm a phrenologist

and anyone will be like, you mean that science that was debunked 40 years ago? But she doesn't know what it is. Yes. Which is... And later she's like, hey, do friendology on me.

And it's like, okay. That was all just a joke. So it looks like... It looks like she's giving him a head. Yes, yeah. And he's like, oh, that's really deep. Oh, that's in there. And the camera pan.

hands around and he's rubbing the back of her head to try to... It's a pretty funny, dirty visual gag. It's a dirty little joke. There's a weird thing though. They drop this entirely, but she's like suspicious of him. And she starts doing the old like, oh, well, if you've lived in the building

for five years, you must know the cultors down on the second floor and he's like, uh, and she's like they're both doctors. He's like, oh, yes, of course I know them. Yeah, they're great. And this is where it should be like, there's no cultors. that live in this space. You know what I mean? That like never

comes up. She just instantly trust, trustworthy of this guy. I think it's because he's handsome. Yeah, sure. He's a good looking fella. We should say the mullets in this movie are out of control. Impegible. Both of them. It's incredible. I'm going to take the photo of them to my barber. I think it looks good here. He'll be like, okay, you want that? I guess

come back in another six months. You've got to let that mullet grow out. That's what I'm doing right now. Me too, actually. I have due for a haircut. Yeah, so she's a media. This is kind of weird too because she's like immediately like oh do you want to drink come on in for a drink pouring these

stiff glasses of whiskey yes well first she's like oh my god I hurt you I have to take care of you I'm a woman that's what women do please straight please Mr. Dommer coming to my house or I should say Mr. Bundy rather Mr. Bundy please come to my house you could bring your arm sling as well

what arm sling so she brings him in and she's like she uses an ice mask on his foot which is kind of funny. Yeah. And she's kind of get you a drink. Yes. And this is when like they start fucking hitting it.

Like he pounds this glass. Like it's a shot and she's like, oh, yeah, give me another one. And they're drinking and she goes, do you want to switch to champagne? Which good luck tomorrow morning. But then oddly, you know, when he's like, oh yeah, that Dom should be great right now. And she's like, how did you know I have Dom Pernion, here's the thing. she is the campaign manager for this town council guy that's running for mayor

what is the salary like that she's willing to open a bottle of Dom Parignon to fucking feed this stranger I have a theory a fan theory perhaps we'll flesh it out more in our sequel sure sure she was date she was kind of dating Jack Berger the councilman okay who was corrupt taking money from Potterdam I'm thinking Jack maybe bought it yeah that's true it's like oh for a special night and actually fuck that guy.

I'm going to suck this mullet of dude's dick. You know what? Rebound. The champagne. Yeah, rebound. Come in my house, shoving me around, flicking for tapes. I'm going to suck this mullet a dick. And boy, oh boy.

The dick is a mullet? Possibly. You make my pub so it looks like a Kentucky waterfall down there. You know, this is a good question. Has anyone successfully gotten hair plugs in their penis head? Why is that the question? So you can make you do a little hairstyle. with it. You know, this is the male

version of Barbie right there. Sure. They did. It's called Jeremy Piven. And then, for some reason, that penis started to ask. Because he is a kind of a dickhead. Yeah, he's a dickhead. Yeah. See, we're bringing dickhead back. There we know. You know, that PCU, though. Oh, yeah, PC. We got to do

that one. I, well, that and the great movie, Judge Night. But he let me down. You know, I think what he got to hair plugs, he just thought he was too cool for school. I agree. He looked phenomenal losing that hair in PCU. He absolutely did. So something, something earlier on

Emilio Estabez is the nervous nilly in this part of the movie where it's like we need to call the cops, we need to go to the cops. We're not going to go to the cops because I hate cops, says Keith David. Meanwhile, we've got this corpse out of here. They put it in the bathroom. Emilio goes to the bathroom. This is great. And he realizes he can't go because the,

oh, by the way, because it's the early 1990s, Of course, you're going to put the dead corpse with a Richard Nixon mask on it. Yes, you have to do that. Definitely. Another weird thing, there is a picture of Nixon in the bathroom. Yes. Is there? On the wall, it's either in the bathroom or maybe like a bedroom.

Somewhere in this house, Charlie has a framed photo of Richard Nixon. This is, and guess who else does? The dude. Oh, that's right. Bowling. That's right. Oh, right. Nixon bowling. That's right.

Hey, uh, hi. Emilio Western is for Catherine Bigelow. what the fuck you came to that party too you and Andrew wanted to look at my script and all of a sudden now there's Richard Nixon masks all over this hit point break this is a stretch goodbye but yes I do like he literally talks to before you see that it's the the corpse he's like I can't do this with you staring at me and it turns and it's like there's the corpse yeah pretty great so he's like dragging it out wouldn't you know it at this point uh Dean Cameron. Dean Cameron comes in as the pizza boy. Pedro's pizza and pancakes were tall. Pretty funny. Fucking California. What a nightmare it is.

Dude, that is the ultimate fucking stoner business. Are you kidding me? For the wake and bake, he got your pancake. For the rest of the day, you got your pizza. And of course, Dean Cameron, you might know from summer school, played chainsaw in that bunch of 80s movies and stuff. He's always at the

light when he pops up for me anyway. Probably an 80s Coke buddy of the Estabelle. brothers. Oh, that could be. Is he in any other movies with Charlie or Emilio? That's a good question. I do not know at this time, Senator. Neither of them appear in summer school, unfortunately. That's Mark Harmon.

But so he sees Emilio moving the body and then instantly Keith David kidnaps him. You've seen too much. So Keith David says that this guy would just great. I also just love how happy and gingerly Keith David was going to the door. Yeah. He's like, oh, like the pizza.

He's so excited for him. Fliping the rifle. around like yeah yes uh keep david great line uh we need some rope and he's doing when he says we need some rope he's got this crazy eyes look on his face like oh great now it's kind of like i'm back in the shit i'm tying a dude to a chair yeah the which we do get the back of this shit uh because he is the kids tied to the share he's got a tie in his mouth and you know emilio's like we should feed him you know it's uh you know it's it's inhumane to not feed him. And Keith

David goes into Vietnam Vietnam mode like the enemy doesn't deserve to eat and like whatever else he's going on. He also has a vision of him as a Viet Cong prisoner and Emilio in the army fatigues trying to give him food. Are you going to do a little of that

going on and a gong noise right after it and you're kind of like it is 90 but goof please don't please don't please don't yeah. But so like he's freaking out about that. The commie bastard gets no food. That's what he yells. And then, you know, we're cutting back.

Back at foo by, I would have snapped his leg, his neck like a twig. Yeah, now Charlie's getting closer to his lady with the phrenology and she's like, wow, phrenology really is interesting. It's like, come on, man. This is where the blowjob joke is with the visual gag of her head being in his lap,

but he's just doing harmful, almost said harmful. I guess it is harmful phrenology because it's been discredited it's a piece of shit, science. But I was going to say harmlessly touching her. And she's like, you know what? I mean, you get into this apartment. When you go out and go dancing or wherever the fuck she wants to do, she wants to like go to a different part.

I mean, she's got to be, who's driving is my question? She is very fast in a sports car with no top on it, dude. That's a real, you're just fucking waiting for it. Because she's just, and when they see, when across the way, they see them leaving. They're like, oh, shit. Now we have to follow them. And they have to bring the dead body. have to bring their hostage.

So it's like it's one crazy night, ladies and gentlemen. And it's a great convoy that winds up being created right here. Because she's like, all right, let's go do something. They peel out. And then Keith David's like, we got to go follow them. They peel out, no, Emilio's pickup truck. Then the goons are there back at the apartment complex. They follow Emilio back out.

And then the garbage men goons follow in the back of the caravan here. and we're all going out for our adventure. Yes. They go to the beach Charlie and Carl and Susan do to make out and hang out, you know, having a good time. Just on this date. Yeah. You're investigating a murder.

And who is this strange man that just appeared in your house with a fake job? Yeah, it's, well, it's your buildings for aologist and you're going to have sex with him. Charlie has a line here where they're on the beach and he goes, I think my body's going into shock from all that alcohol. And I was like, where did you go between the apartment and the beach? Or was all the drinking done at the apartment? They were hitting it at the apartment. Well, you know, he's like, I need to sit down for a second.

They sit down and they, she starts kissing him. And he's like, what was that for? He's like, say what, you don't like it? And then they start full on kissing him. Uh-huh. Hell yeah. Back on the beach. The, I guess the other garbage men are putting a car bomb in his, in the Susan's car.

or what are they, they're cutting, he's fucking with the brakes. We are doing some very hazardous brake cutting, I think, or maybe cutting, like the alternators or it won't turn over, whatever it is. And the other guy is like, whoa, I thought our beef was with Carl and James, not their girlfriend. He's like, that's the same thing. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Meanwhile, Emilio, like, they're trying to ditch these dudes or whatever. They run some red lights here. Oh, that's what it is, because they're trying to follow Charlie. they run a red light in the truck they get pulled over and wouldn't you know it the bike cops are now just patrol cops right and here we go dude this is a Keith David A plus

performance in this scene right here he's got the pallet gun he's screaming pointing a gun at this cop and of course they're shitty you know cowardly cops and you know the dude immediately does everything that Keith David says or whatever end result of this all being

they are stripped to their underpants and tied pseudo-human centipede style one behind the other to a carousel kind of thing on a playground and yes when they move and try to get free

the joke is it looks like they're fucking one another yes and they're even Emilio who's been terrified at this point is laughing at this moment we're all having a great time there are some great you know

Keith David lines in that like you were mentioning one of the things he says like human life means very little to me right now and that he thrives on misery that's pretty great I love before I pull this trigger and change the way you feel about me.

And it's like, don't you think I would know that the sound of a flashlight dropping makes a completely different sound than a revolver hit in the pit? It's so good. Pretty great. Pretty great. Keith David is excellent in this.

I wish he did more comedy. I agree. I mean, he's actually very funny. I mean, in a difficult scene in there's something about Mary. Oh, I think you're going to say Requiem for a dream. But yes, that's true. He's great in that too.

He is very funny. The father of Warren and Cameron Diaz, yeah. But yeah, we are, we're making out two. How'd you get the beans above the friend? Oh, right, that's Keith David's line. My friend will always quote, The bathroom is that way, which is he's just so mad at him at that moment. It's so funny.

Yeah, no, third world's reggae ambassador. Another great song playing right here. They're making it out. Uh-oh, they get besieged by Biff and Mario, the two hitmen. But they are bickering hitmen, and Biff has a gun, and Mario has this taser they brought. And he's like, why'd you bring a laser gun, you stupid moron, Italian Buk, or whatever they're doing? Really starts laying into this guy's ethnicity kind of out of nowhere, which is weird. Earlier in the movie, he said, don't talk about my mother.

He then talks about his mother. He's like, you know what, your mother did, your mother did. Yeah, that's right. you know what that's it and he Mario Tazes they get the jump on them they're walking

marching them ideally to death march and like you know what Mary you know a Biff too much he just he zapsed him with some force lightning which I really enjoy you see him the teeth and everything

it's really coursing through this dude's body for a while it's kind of great yeah they use this opportunity to kind of like run away for a little bit but also I timed it because this is where Charlie

is like, oh, by the way, Burger is dead. It's 67 minutes into this movie before this lady finds out that her boss slash boyfriend has been murdered. It's kind of weird that the movie goes along this long before this character finds out what the movie's about. Yes. And

at this point, as they're running, he admits, uh, my name is Carl. I'm a garbage man. Right. I've been watching you for weeks. Six weeks. I think he says. Yeah. I'm in love with you or whatever and, you know, blah, blah. Your boyfriend is dead. And da-da-da-da-da-da. Trust me, Jack is dead.

She slaps them and she's like, that's for lying to me. And then she slaps me again and he's like, that's for watching me. Now let's go to the cops. And I'm like, yeah, I guess so. I mean, it's all because of the handsome factor. Yeah, it is. It does a lot of heavy lifting. Yeah.

Then they yell like police. They see the squad car. They run over. It's the playground from before the two guys are chained together. They look like they're, you know, and then Charlie's like, oh, sorry, fellows. And this is where it's at its most homophobic and it's nothing to do with Charlie Sheen. This woman sees them and goes, eh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just a fucking earnest. It's very strange.

I put also like anyone fucking in a public park on a playground, Mary go around at night, might elicit in you. But your point, you're right as well. But yes, if, yeah. You know, there's some not great stuff in here, but, you know, whatever, you know, it's, it's all over the time. of the time. Bill and Ted's got the big F-bomb. This movie does not have the big F-bomb, ladies a gentleman. Who do you who do you trust?

Exactly. They steal this police car from them briefly. They get run off the road immediately. Here's Potter Dam and a real legion of goons. I don't know where these guys came from. He upped the goon factor by 12. And then you

never see them again after this apprehension scene, but they all start to come out here. And he's got a great like, allow me to introduce myself Maxwell Potterdam the third and he's like you may have seen this recent interview with me in like California living or whatever the magazine is

he goes with the exception of me being misquoted several times something something something he puts them each in an oil barrel in a in a disposal barrel and he's like you'll now spend the rest of your days at the bottom of the creek and it's like we're going to

bury us alive's like oh you'll probably run out of air before then which is like I don't know, just shoot these people on the head And in a more serious film Yes, if this is men at work directed by Martin Scarsese That's exactly what happened But we are goofily putting our characters in barrels Yes, yes

And I think actually this little action sequence with Because I mean like basically Emilio And everybody's like behind them Well yes, they're watching it And they're like well like Lewis How are we going to do this like with just a pallet gun Now the pizza man knows You've been holding me hostage all night with an air rifle

even though he just still hangs out because that's what happens in this movie everyone just goes with the flow you're a part of the shenanigans at this point pizza man like it's one crazy night and then of course right as this is going to happen they're about to save the day a couple of rent-a-cops come

upon them and breaking the fourth wall entirely Keith David just looks at the camera and goes I hate rent-a-cops too it is so funny that he just breaks the fourth wall for no reason I think it's funny I think it's because he's alone and there's no one for the character to talk to so it's like

I'll talk to the fine people in this audience and these men are armed but of course when we cut back they're instantly disrobed and handcuffed together in the same fashion as the other cops I kind of like that it starts being just keep David's calling card like that's the thing I mean I think he's

into it yeah yeah meanwhile yeah so Charlie Sheen is in a barrel it falls off a fork lift and he emerges there with Emilio who was being sort of chased by forklifts briefly here. Yes.

And now there's all these. It turns into like a two, a 1996 2D beat him up game. Like there's just all these dudes in hazmat suits that they're just beating the shit out of. Yeah. Oh. Ah. And it's like, I got to find which one has Susan in it. I'm like, oh, that's her name.

Okay. Now she's a character. But no, it's kind of fun. We're driving holding on the back of this truck. This is pretty cool. it's a cool little sequence of action nice little stunts here yes the doors are coming off and they're flying into traffic in and out it's fun and like i yell and quipping at each other it's like a buddy cop movie to eric's point but it doesn't um i don't think they're doing it for the wides yeah but on those close steps like i would kind of you know like to know how they actually did this if it was a moving vehicle going admittedly slower and you had charlie and amelia swinging from them or if it was it was a big soundstage set up and we're just having a rear projected as if the car was driving because they are swinging off these things and a couple of those shots it looks like it's the two

of the actors hanging from the truck you hear this folks well-crafted it is i agree all right so putting that down on our first sequel we need more well-crafted stunts yes we'll be the first one successful get some of some of the best of the best in the stunt community for men at work tone down the homophobia yeah oh yeah no gongs no gongs gongs gongs are out promise no gongs no gongs. Gong, gong. They find Susan as they get to sort of the beach area here. Well, they all

level of the vehicle. No, they're going to the dump site. The dump. Yes. And he has to, he's like kicking all these barrels trying to find it. While like this, there's a war raging around this year. This was giving me Raiders of the Lost Dark vibes a little bit.

Oh, yeah, good call. Truck's fun. And also where's Marion in these baskets? Oh, good call. But, like, you know, Keith David and Emilio, like, laying waste to all these hazmat guys. I love just Keith David repeatedly throwing guys down a hill. Like, that's the move. It's a beat-up game. Yeah, it's fun.

And you get these little one-liners, too, like Charlie Sheen grabs a tossed away little baseball bat, hits some guy in the head. And Amelia's like, what are you doing? I'm protecting the environment. Yeah. They do, like, start fighting back here more with pop. Potterdam also, she's, Susan sprays Potterdam in the face. Potterdam, like, is about to come out. Like, they've beaten up all the bad guys, it seems.

Potterdam is the, the big boss. And they've set up this gauntlet for him to go through. So she, yeah, she goes spray paint in the fucking eyes. That's awesome. Brutal. Well, first he throws a doll at him or something. Yes. Which is just a chilling, scary moment to, dude, up to the next horror.

Oh, yeah. What you didn't, what you didn't count on was my lawyer. army of garbage people. And there's just like people that live at the dump. Get out of our dome. We give him feces whenever he wants. And he gives us food at pornography

he finds in the garbage. Yeah. This is where the turtles would probably show up. Yeah. Shit delivery. But Charlie surfing a tidal wave of shit. Oh, no. Yes. Yes.

Emilio and Charlie get a a high five garbage can lid on this dude's head. That's a good one. I like pizza man pretending to be a chauffeur and it's like oh, write this way to your limousine. And it's just the limo, but the corpses in the

backseat all dolled. So it's like it's scary for him. Yeah. And then he jumps out, he runs out, he's screaming and what do you know? Pellet gun. Right. Yes. And then he goes down the shoot and falls into his own toxic spills. Kick the man into the can.

We could have got a good robot. cop ending here. He turns into the Yes, dude. I made that note. I was like, this dude should start melting like that guy in Robocop. I wouldn't mind it because all he does is just like, oh, I'm defeated. Yeah. Type of thing and that's it. Cue Zicky Marley

right here. Yep. And we look up on our crew. Now we're a crew together. We're all good friends. Oh, yeah. And we're all laughing at this guy. Pizza man's laughing. You know, everyone's, you know, Keith David. We're all having a good time with our one crazy night.

And, like, that's the movie. That is exactly the beginning of the movie. There's no, yeah, there's no opening the surf shop epilogue there. Nothing about, you know, Keith David's going to be their garbage man partner forever or anything like that. We like that joke of the cops tied together so much. We reprised that where it's almost dawn and a dog is like barking at them or whatever. I'm about to piss on him.

Yes, that's right. And then, uh, then we do over the credits do get a, uh, like a radio shows. It's a K-Rock DJ that was playing on the radio when Emilio wakes up on the beach. Right. So he, you know, some, she's like, some woman calls into his show. Hi, my name is Stacy. I date this guy. He's a pizza man.

He never came home last night. I think he's with another girl or whatever. Dump him. Dump his ass or whatever. It's just like the last gag of the movie being like this callback to a radio station joke that has nothing to, you'd figure it would be like, You know, my garbage men were out fighting in the street last night or something. It's no, it's just the pizza guy. Like, it's such a subtle

little joke. In a lesser movie would be like, oh, and the plunder industries was shut down for toxic, you know, it would wrap up the movie, but instead we're punishing pizza man. And I like that. As far as you know, like the public at large does not

learn in this movie that a mayoral candidate was murdered in the town. Like that is completely irrelevant to the story, which is great. And our leading paint thinning concern is now in hot soup. Where is America going to be able to thin their paint? Not from Potter, damn, paint supply, I'll tell you that much. But that is the end of this movie.

We'll go around to the horn here. Final Thoughts, Stephen Sadek. Really hardy recommend. I was, again, like, especially comedies from when I was a kid, really very rarely hold up. Yeah. I was laughing. I was charmed. I think that, you know, Amelia and Charles, this is a great way to end Sheen Pearl, I think.

It is. on Charlie's Strong suit, which is comedy and also booching off his family, both at the same time. You're going to cast me in the movie, right? But I think there are

two charming leads and then Keith David's a fucking house on fire this whole fucking movie. John Gets is a lot of fun. It really moves. It's so low stakes in like 90s nostalgia and some of that probably waxes over some of the

more iffy parts. But honestly, again, I will say, like, for the time, the iffy parts are less than they could be. Yes. Just putting that out there, it's a hardy recommend for me. Big time recommend for me. Yeah, it's really stunning that this is not a minefield, we'd call it, you know.

Yeah, those couple parts are whatever. But yeah, you know, I think those Bill and Ted movies did it worse. So there is that. No, this was really surprising. how much this held up for me. I think it's great. The chemistry between the two of them is great and yes, ending on Charlie's Strong suit, which we've been saying this entire

month, is indeed Eric, Eric, is indeed comedy and as I turn it to Eric for the final thought. Yes, I mean, it's a big recommend for me. I think part of our enthusiasm, yes, maybe is the nostalgia factor and some people will watch this and think what a stupid movie. These guys are

morons. We are dumb. But we're watching it now as an adult it subverts genre it's it's doing the buddy cop thing they're not getting medals at the end like you know

terminal velocity or Star Wars right or like you know an accommodation for the police officers that brought down this corruption scandal right none of that you just you get in you get out

they're just garbage men we're flying they're floating in the wind like the trash I don't know I had a great time revisiting this there you go folks but that is going to do it

for this episode of WeA. Movies, that's going to do it for Sheen Pearl Adios. We'll see you never again. But if you want more, we hate movies action, don't worry about it, folks. We got it covered over on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash we hate movies. Where, yes, at the start of Sheenpril, we

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this month at Face, Darren. What the fuck was that guy's name? On the Gleap Glossary? On the Gleap Glossary for the uninitiated, this is our Star Wars side show where I talk about an old EU character and the guys laugh at it and me,

and we're talking about Garrick, Garek Face, Lauren, who's an X-Wing pilots and child actor. That was an amazing thing to learn stuff like that existed in the Star Wars. universe on animation damnation we uh speaking of finding out things that existed there's something called there was something in the mid 90s called skeleton warriors skeleton warriors skeleton warriors we're having fun on that one yes it's a good good time it's a cartoon about skeleton people

so tune in to our episode on it uh we dropped a once on a lifetime talking about the most recent stalked by my doctor movie which is indeed called just what the doctor ordered starring the magnificent Eric Roberts. That's out now. Melro 2.10 this month. The worst episode of 902.1 we have covered. It may ever cover. And then, you know, a pretty decent, horny, bonkers, Melrose place. And we've got on, for the top tier patrons only a, a brand new side show called Too Old for this shit. We're going to be recapping a bunch of different stuff. Right now we're recapping X-Men 97. The excellent X-Men 97. This show seems to get better every week, folks.

I don't know. And so does our recap better every other week. Definitely, yeah. So we get better and better. And by the way, if May 14th, we'll be in Houston, Texas, at the Houston Improv, talking about Robocop 2. And then the very next day, May 15th in Austin, Texas at Cap City Comedy Club. We'll be talking about from Dust Till Dawn. Come on out and let's have some fun. Yes, absolutely. And speaking of those tour dates, and Steve was mentioning the biweekly release schedule of Too Old for the shit. Just want to clarify that the time this episode, on Men at Work comes out. The next drop date for a too old for this shit episode will be May the 10th by the way. We'll be covering

three episodes on that one because we've been on tour. We had the Atlanta gig which was a lot of fun. So we will be bundling three Eps into one so look for that on May the 10th. But the first three episodes of this X-Men 97th season is out now. It has been incredible stuff.

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Joe Pesci in this lethal weapon three with the blonde hair. It's a lot. Oh boy, is it ever. This is the beginning of René Russo in the series as well. I believe that's also correct, yes. It's been a while for me in this one. It's my least favorite lethal weapon movie. Even though four is bad.

Wow. Because I find, here's why. I find the villain. Maybe it's not the worst lethal weapon movie, but it is definitely the lethal weapon movie. with the worst villains. Got it. I feel that.

And I think the day new ma' of the movie, from what I remember it, it's been a few years since I've seen this one, I'm not crazy about driving through the construction site. It's a downward swing here in the franchise. We start, I feel like lethal weapon started really strong. The second one was great, too, and then we start getting into diminishing returns. Big time, big time.

So next week, we'll be talking about the start of those diminishing returns when we chat about Lethal Weapon 3. Until then, I've been Andrew Jupin. Students in, Eric Siska. Take it easy.