We Hate Movies - S14 Ep738: Lethal Weapon 3

Episode Date: May 7, 2024

“This becomes a sitcom!” - Eric, on this sequel’s goofiness  On this week’s episode, the gang gets into action mode to talk about the incredibly silly sequel, Lethal Weapon 3! Why can’t Roger Murtaugh take a bath IN PEACE?! Did they really have to amp up all the grab-ass in this one? How is this evil ex-cop sneaking into all these high security areas like he’s some kind of ghost? What were they thinking with Pesci’s hair? And why couldn’t we see Rene Russo’s Lorna Cole playing that Three Stooges CD-ROM game? PLUS: How many people said HARD PASS before they cast this villain?  Lethal Weapon 3 stars Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo, Stuart Wilson, Darlene Love, Traci Wolfe, Damon Hines, Ebonie Smith, Mary Ellen Trainor, Mark Pellegrino, and Steve Kahan as Captain Murphy; directed by Richard Donner.  This week’s episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. And also by Astepro! Get fast-acting nasal allergy symptom relief with Astepro. Go to Astepro allergy dot com for a discount so you can Astepro and Go! today. A-S-T-E-P-R-O allergy dot com. Use as directed for relief of nasal congestion, runny nose, sneezing and itchy nose due to allergies. And DO NOT miss the WHM Texas Two-Step happening in just a few weeks! We’re in Houston on 5/14 talking Robocop 2 and in Austin 5/15 talking From Dusk Till Dawn! Visit our website for all ticketing information! Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! 

This week on the program, get ready to buddy cop it up. All right, okay, all right, okay, all right. We're talking Lethal Weapon 3. I'm Andrew Jupin. Three Stooges, CD-ROM, Stephen Seda. Eric Weapon 3. Chris Gitz. And we hate movies.

Hello, everyone, welcome to We Hey Movies. Thank you for tuning in. As always, that's right. We're going back to Riggs and Myrta Land. We're talking Lethal Weapon 3 from 1992. Yes. directed by rest in peace Dick Donner himself

Big Dick Donner That's right And you know I think you said like Andrew you were like Oh I think you might like Four more After watching this

You might be right It stinks It's a The grab ass and this Might even be more than the grab ass and four I'm gonna make Excuse me sir

Four is a family film Level of grabassery That's at least We're still gunning people down, thank God. You can grab ass in front of families now. Is that, am I understanding this? It seems like that's what mostly families are. If lethal weapon four has something

to say about it. Look where the culture's gotten us. Well, that's right, the end of four when they're like, we're family. I throw up all over the left. Yeah, that's sad. That's the blueprint for all those fast and the furious movies. I can't believe, not to go all zoom to the end and just hit the credits,

but it's fine. We're done. What's your final thoughts? Joe Pesci is inside. Denny Glover's bathroom like hey what are you taking a shower with your family what's going on? When I read that IMDB trivia the Tribune trivia about that all that shit

was added in later makes total fucking sense. It's just like hey what's the way to make this the most obvious thing ever? The bathtub scene. Well that's I mean because you I assume they were like well we're going to end it here like this is going to come to the end

oh money you say are you talking money so yeah made so much fucking money. Really? 300 million or something like that. That is something. Grossing movies of 1992 is the highest grossing movie of the series. You can't beat the star Wattage. I mean, Mel Gibson at the height of his powers. And you know, they've got great chemistry.

Joe Pesci. They all do it. Danny Pesci. I don't know about Joe, but here's the thing about, I don't know if I've ever fully seen Lethal Weapon 2. I'm still... Really? He had this mystery when we did Lethal Weapon 1 and Doe. you thought it then too and now you've just skipped right over into three i just no no no two i mean no i know yes i hope you watched the movie for today i did i just i have not seen little weapon two is is two as grab assy it's more serious yes it is more serious there's like a serious thing because fucking rink's got tom atkins getting shot yes his jurors getting fucking heroin down

to kill you in the second movie riggs does get a girlfriend who's murdered okay rudely murdered all this fucking drug by Joss Ackland Oh okay It is I really like to Here let me get you the right Kind of ice skates When I murder your girl

So wait you've never actually seen Diplomatic Immunity I mean you've told me about it Every week since I've known you It's osmosis at this point It's a cultural touchstone He knows what it is That's what our relationship is

I mean there's a small chance In the mid-90s that I watched it on VHS I totally forgot But if I have you did, I've totally forgot the loud. It's worth a spin. Yeah, but because the first two are like actual movies and this becomes sitcom grab ass. This is like the beginning of the, like to me, the other two are four stars. This one's a three. And that you are starting to mix in the family elements that make for a complete disaster. Correct. But like you still, I mean, you have a pretty

vicious villain, I think. Um, like the idea of what he's doing and, Like, you needed a bigger star, I think. This guy is a nobody. All I know about this villain, I watched the movie yesterday, all I know about this villain, he likes hockey. Like hockey. I don't think that's enough to kill someone, okay? This guy likes to be in threes.

He's also the villain in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes, he is. Part three. Ooh, that's. With a fancy hat. She has no power. Yeah, he's still nobody. There's a whole list of people.

of people that had passed on this movie that sounded way more interesting including De Niro, Nicholson. Stuart Wilson. I think the issue is that like, yeah, I wonder if anybody, like, if you had even got, if De Niro or anybody had said yes to this. Sure. Like, does anybody

like actually, does Gibson allow that that he's going to be like, good question, challenge like that? I mean, that's what would make the fucking film interesting. Yes, Jack Nicholson, Gene Hackman, Al Pacino, James Kahn, Alec Baldwin, John Travolta, and Michael Keith. Okay, I'll tell you. Yeah, okay, this is exactly a problem. Those are guys who absolutely are not going to do this. None of them. None of them. They knew that, I guarantee you. Because, like, yeah, you don't need to get Stuart Wilson. You could get like a Tom Noonan. You could get somebody with a little, like, character, a little charm to them. If we're going to stay in

a last action hero, get Charlie Day. dancing here. Now we're having a good time. Sure. Class up to join. That's a good idea. Someone who's got a face. And this is a British, they were like, ooh, that guy might be a little too much. Here's another, here's a British guy no one knows. Yes. To play an American LAPD cop.

But I love, I do like the idea of like there is this, that we have to go after an ex cop who is just like raiding the fucking, what's it called there, the evidence on locker. Yeah, the locker. It's a gun plot, basically. And, like, he's become an arms dealer. He's fucking killing guys and putting them in a foundation of his houses. James Conn.

I think those are cool things. James Conn. Jimmy Khan. James Kahn would never have said yes to it. No, but I just don't buy it. You have the best. Wait, the programs, James Kahn is the program to lethal weapon three? I don't think so.

You have the best chance with James Kahn because for as legendary as he was, he's not, especially when like 92 yeah he wasn't at like a nicholson level exactly he's got a little scottie his son's got to eat dinner that night i think he's doing fine at that but like something like the program i can see james conby like i'm the old coach yeah it fits this i'm going up against mel gibson i'm getting fucking killed by mel Gibson sure but it would be cool kind of reprisal of thief in a way he's gun i am not the one telling you this shouldn't happen i just don't believe it would have had they would not have That's fair, but what if a sorcerer allowed it?

Sure, great. Would you be into it? Well, because here's the thing, Stuart Wilson. And I mean, like, you know, he's a totally fine character actor. He's great in The Rock for a minute. Frank. Oh, yeah. General, watch him a call on here, Frank.

He definitely has his moments, but I just don't think he's not big enough to anchor this fucking movie. Because also, since he's not big enough, the movie itself, which is like a little kid, forgets about it. You know what I mean? Like, if it was De Niro, if it was, if it was, if it was con, like the movie would have to pay attention to him but because it's just this lower

wrung dude it's like well I don't know what if the sex seat is 20 minutes long you know what about what's Leo because Leo gets wasn't even in the movie until like screenplay like 59 like a little chihuahua he comes in and distracts your attention we're trying to find the movie and here he is

chirp and chirp and that's how you make it sense fucking I mean and this calculus worked by the way they were like let's make as much like number two as possible without all the sad stuff the lady falls in love with and then gets

killed we can't have that she's got to survive this time there's more fish in the sea and yes I know she was drowned in the last movies I mean I do think they're like how do we make a happy version like a happier version of two and this is kind of what that is

but the problem is one of the biggest problems with this movie and it played better for me this afternoon than it did the last time I saw it which was I couldn't even tell you there's fun stuff here but the romance between Riggs and Renee Rousseau's character is completely unearned yep they have the fuck sash

in the middle of the movie and then two scenes later he's like yeah me girlfriend and I'm like the fuck are you talking about this was a Dick Donner rewrite like he wanted this character to be a woman because apparently was like he's meeting his match. And he fucks a guy in the original. He rams a guy's ass and it was awesome. It was hot as fuck.

But then Richard Donner was like, I don't think American audiences are ready for that yet. And changed the character to a woman. But your kids are going to love it. There's supposed to be another character that was basically exactly like Riggs. And I'm wondering if part of that Billy the Kid, kid kid is part of that.

Oh, Billy the Dead Meat. Yeah. So it's like, that is the window dressing of what this character used to be and the rest of it is now his love. That kid won a contest. I don't know where he's not an actor. He wrote into Nintendo Power and he won. I think the contest was guess the plot,

like come up with the plot of this movie and you can have a walk-on roll and you'll get murdered immediately. Here's a question. We'll start at the beginning. Let's do it. I didn't see part, again, my ignorance of part two. Yeah. Does this part two also have a James Bond opening?

Because this opening kind of is wild. It's sort of, you do have title sequence. The first, number two opens mid-chaise scene. Oh, no, that's right. Oh, that's right. The two of them are like in the thick of it. Yes, the first one's obviously

it's the Christmas music. We're just all these great aerial shots of LA. But you're right. This is totally a bond intro. You're seeing fire. You're seeing Big Dick Donner's name come up. You're way for the bays. You credited late period sting

singing God knows what. They would never let sting within a fucking country mile of doing a bomb song. I'll tell you that right now. Well, I'll do lethal weapon. suppose. Dude, the music in this movie is fucking abysmal, the closing tune. Elton John featuring Eric Clapton, get fucked. But I do appreciate those moments in the score where it's

like, we're noodling guitar. Oh, Riggs is so crazy. Let's noodle the guitar. It's guitar and saxophone. It's, you know what? There's a duo on screen and in your ears. But it's this whole credit sequence, the fire is burning. You don't know what the fire is representing yet. Just one guy. Oh, God. You pull back And that fire That fire is a three It's a three

It's letting you know That it's a third lethal weapon film And because it's an action movie Get this guys What if The three exploded Oh I like that Damn does that three ever explode

Now here's my real question though Why did they shoot this movie Before Mel Gibson Even filmed the Road Warrior? Why? What do you mean? What I mean is... No, no, no. For some reason, in this movie, his Australian accent,

which is more or less dormantish in the other two movies, is running rough shot throughout this movie. Maybe he had like his father with him that weekend or something. I don't know if someone from home that was influencing the accent because he has no handle

on an American accent in this movie at all. It's really bad. It's more Australia than he's ever been. This is a great segue to mention to people that Mad Max 2 The Road Warrior is our Patreon episode this month

Hell yeah Of course you are Deep in the thick of it now in Melmay No we're not No no no no no no Melmae

Melmaic I don't have to go to Mel Mac than Mel Bay I eat a cat Yeah no no Just these two Mel movies We apologize for him It's more

We don't let people like you On Melmack If you get my drift Yo What is that a silent J? What are you? J. Walk the fuck out of here.

No Polack's on Melmac. Probably. Ouch. It's harmful. But yeah, so this is the beginning is so, I mean, it tells you everything you need to know. Like, when Mel Gibson used to be like, I want to die crazy. And it was crying and hold it on to a gun and all that stuff. Still does.

But now he's like a baby. He's like, ooh, there's a bomb in there. Let's go in there and look at the bomb. This is, this is, this is ridiculous. I was thinking about the Critics character and his friend Jay Sherman's friend that's the Australian actor

because it kept on leaching in it's so ridiculous though because like yeah part two they're in the middle of something and like it's probably something that's their responsibility the chase scene right

this is like you just heard something over the radio that's like Riggs is like we're homicide what are we doing nobody's dead here and then the guy is like Why is homicide here? And he's like, no, no, no, no.

This goes beyond hot shot detective, whatever. This is just stupid. This is irresponsible. But, I mean, they are allowing. I mean, up until this moment, and even this doesn't really matter ultimately, they love these boys. They do. The chief might put on a tough face.

He fucking loves these two. The chief, there's another character that he's completely fucking forgotten about by the end of this one. I love that actor, by the way. Hell you. Dick Donner's cousin. Kayhan, but Steve Kayhan.

He's so authentic. It's like a, like a Safty brothers. The guy on the street got chuffed in. The goblins that the Safty's get in their movies. This is an Irish goblin of some sort. I enjoy his presence.

Irish goblins are leprechauns. The squad room applauds them no less than twice of this movie. Yes. That started in the second one. That started in the second one. Okay. That like they are now the stars. But it does also, like, all the things you're talking about how they changed it to be more like the second one.

It speaks to like what people wanted. They want more rigs and Murtaugh and Riggs. And that's all you get. They have undeniable chemistry and it's fun to watch. And by the way, this building explodes at the start because, hey, Orlando is blowing up their city hall anyway. So we're to use it. Oh, is that one? Oh, that's funny.

And it's pretty smart to double Florida for California in this scenario. So they go into a building. Like, to me, this is Mel Gibson just, or Riggs just being, well, yeah, I own this fucking place. Yes. I have, I have caused so much destruction and they have allowed me to do whatever. Fuck it. I'm going to go in there and I'm going to do the bomb and save a cat.

It's so funny because it's like, Danny Glover is like, do you know how to defuse this bomb? Oh, no, I don't. Well, then stop working on it. For the bomb fucking squad, you ass. And get a haircut. And get a haircut. They're on the way. The bomb squad's on the way.

I've got eight days to retirement, but let's cut the red wire and see what happens. He's got touched, you know, he's, he, he's, if I was going through the life that Martin Riggs has gone through, I'd also kind of think that I couldn't get fucking touch. Wait, he's got touched. I do like all the people he's been fucking, no, not the molesting. I know where you're going. Yeah. Wait, you didn't even let me get it out.

No, we all know. I was waiting. I was waiting politely for you to finish like an altar boy. Yeah, the squad rooms clapper for you know, dude. Golf clap. Golf clap. Eric made his molestant joke. Wow, just let it happen, Chris, let it wash over you.

I think, though, the stupider person in this- Let it happen. What about it a Catholic church? God Almighty, enough. Mertaw should just walk away. Take a note from the Lord humongous and just walk away. Absolutely. I do like so.

He goes down there, and of course, he fucks it up royally. sure does it clips the wrong wire grab the cat save the cat of course the famous book about screenwriting

right yes the famous book about screenwriting by the worst weird writer ever yeah one of the weirdest guys in the world

Blake Snyder is that his name I'm forgetting quick question is save the cat a reference to lethal weapon three or no

it's something it's a alien's oh yes it's like you say that's how you hey good sympathy

for your characters by a saved the cat. Exactly. Oh, that's dumb. Yeah, and he just made a book about all those. But anyway, wasn't the guy that wrote blank check? Am I wrong? It is. It is. It's a guy who broke blank check. It is. Oh, interesting. He's dulling out advice. He's the guy who's throwing out the advice.

What I love about this is they get to the thing explodes. And what is left from the rubble? Just a glowing Coca-Cola science. Yep. I, I, you know what? Great job, guys. Well, it's amazing. Derek's point. So this is an Orlando. Make your money. This is in Orlando. They're blown up to City Hall anyway. Apparently, they're like live broadcast this.

If you were to Orlando at the time, you could watch this live, blow it up. The Coca-Cola side, which is hilarious, is actually covering the new city hall that they were unveiling the next day. So basically, it was like, we can't have the same building right behind it. So Coca-Cola sign. And the mayor of Orlando at the time is the cop that goes, good job or whatever so the good job boys

Bravo go walk on roll maybe he was the one that won the contest and these demolition experts themselves are lethal weapon there's a later sequence where like he

riggs meets the bomb squad guy in the bathroom and apparently refers to him as Becker but in the last movie his name was Jarvis so the trivia is just like I guess his name is Jarvis

Becker or Becker Jarvis and it's the same fellow the same actor weird yes it's very bizarre well the guy who operates the hamburger stand in this movie is in the other two movies playing different dudes when I watched Danny Glover start to make

like what am I doing right what happened to the movie where is the fucking crooked where the hall put he's just going to make me a hamburger right now fucking matter speaking of the multiple actors playing multiple parts when only Thorson is mercenary in this and mercenary in the first movie that's true

And that first personary definitely gets murdered if I remember right. So this is a different It's a response. It is. It's a response. So we're upping the ante now. It's not He is so old for this shit. He's going to retire. And like that's that's kind of Which is actually a decent idea of this movie. And how old was he at this time? Probably like 45 years old.

Yeah, probably not much yet. I mean it also. I'm retiring. It would also make sense for this movie if you're thinking of this as a trilogy. The last one ends with like him with Danny Glover being come on Riggs you got to survive Ricks come on like he gets hit really bad

it would be good if this ends with Riggs doing that to Mertau for like you're supposed to retire come on man you got to fucking survive didn't Shane Black or someone want to kill Ray wasn't this supposed to be a thing even the ending of two it's like he might be dead

I'm telling you like all the storytelling went out the window because they're like I guess they had some like early test screening I bet you and they're like where's Leo gets What the fuck? Where is he? This becomes a sitcom. It's 100% of sitcom

and it feels so alien for them to fight this guy. And like a sitcom if you change anything they flip the fuck out. Exactly. At the end of every lethal weapon they should be back in the house with Marge and Homer and all. Every little love movie, it should be fucking

Danny Glover try to take a bath and everyone comes in and looks at it. Sure. That could be, that's like something. I will say at least in this one, Trish has the common decency before the children walk in with the cake to put a fucking towel over his cock. She puts like the big wash cloth.

Oh, there you go. Like, I'm going to cover your father's genitals. You come in. I'm going to go in and then I'll give you the signal when it's okay. After I've covered your father's genitals. Newhouse rules. When dad's taking a, there might be a bomb in here. Remember the toilet incident.

How could you forget? Also, how? If I'm Daddy Glover, I am dragging an iron chair up to the fucking door and locking just to the bathtub. the bathroom because like no way no one's coming in here I want to fucking relax so the gag is they both just go

oops and then like cut to they are demoted they are beat cops now walking the streets dude fucking Mel Gibson having to put his shitty mullet in this ponytail I was so excited because I was like oh so that's like the mullet from the first scene and then he has to get a cut because he's a beat cop no and then he reveals

this disgusting point well it might be kind of sexy you could play with it while you're neck in him It's just unfortunate that by the time they got around to Lethal Weapon 4, he was just so far up his own ass that it was like, no, I'm just going to have a Mel Gibson haircut in this movie. Like, he ditched the fucking mullet and that's the character. The character is the mullet. The mullet is the character. I love it guys, not a high and tight. I respect this fucking haircut because you know what?

It's just full sex. Lions made. You just let it go like that. The ponytail's disgusting. Of course it is. but and like people like literally the fucking the the the rookie is like playing with it would you just do that to the guy who's like killed a hundred people this week I would not be doing that you might be a hundred and one you could be the person

anyway so they they go out they are bored as shit to the point that they're grab ass and about uh Murtaugh's girdle and they see a Jay Walker don't they oh you yeah oh quick better harass this by the way this is a California thing California listeners are like, of course they should murder that man for the daring to jaywalk. When I was in L.A. a few years ago, I jaywalked. And they got you. Police cruiser comes up.

Yes. Well, they didn't actually get out and harass me like just like Riggs and Murta. Down the window and no, they put on the loudspeak, you're not supposed to, you're not supposed to fuck a J-Walk. You got the P.A. Huh? I did. L.A. P.D. Breathing down my neck whenever we go out there.

Wow. I'm a notorious J. Walker. I'll just do you. Why wouldn't you? Cross walks are for chunks. That's the thing is in New York. You're told to do it out there. You're told not to do it. I can't. Can I tell you though, unless it's like a small street like downtown, I'm not putting my life in my own hands like that. Absolutely not. I'm too risk. No, no, no. Listen, I live, you guys know, I'm like, I'm right near, you know, Broadway, the big. Broadway Avenue, New York City. Sixth Avenue. Widows Peak they call it. Dude, you watch people just cross. fucking four lanes of traffic like nothing. Yeah. No thanks. No, I know I drive in the city. I know the way others drive in the city. Absolutely not. Keep your eyes peeled when you're driving. Yeah, you're going to

move, man. No, no, no, no. I'm not saying I'm dodging Jaywalkers. I'm saying I know how dipshits drive and I'm not going to jaywalk with the assholes in this town driving such as they do. Yeah, well, they can hit me. And the cops can arrest me in Los Angeles. And I honestly think that is,

you know, he's not talking about it as much. But he honestly still think Riggs is just trying to kill himself. This all seems like stuff. It's just like low key. Maybe I died doing this. I mean, he's pulling a gun on a Jay Walker, which you wouldn't think that would have probably gotten him, you know, no, he's not fired, but maybe another reprimand, if not for the chase that ensues immediately.

He should be fired, right? Because he gets demoted to the speak, the patrolman. And then he takes his gun out. He's started his scene. he does not belong on the force. But Eric, I'm sorry. It was a joke. Say you're going to blow his head off.

The sad part is I love their banter. So I'm like, okay, let this guy kill people. A cop should not, specifically in Los Angeles, joke around by taking their guns out. Yeah, you know what I mean? That's not a fun joke. By the way, Mary Ellen Traynor should be stripped of all fucking, any sort of indication this woman ever had.

Dude, as a psychiatrist for this place, no way. What is she doing all day? What is, what are they paying her for? She comes in for gay jokes and then leaves. That's basically her day. She's got one of those big New York Times crossword books, I think. And she's just making her way through that.

This guy is fucking diffusing bombs, pulling guns on Jaywalkers, and he's walking around with a shield. This guy is detonating bombs. He's diffusing shit. But remember, he's a goddamn hero cop. Because what's this? An armored car robbery a-a-hypnotic

going on right next to them? Right in front of me? holy good god i do love that multiple times in this franchise these motherfuckers are just stumbling upon huge crimes but that's just life in any big city in this country oh my god you walk down the street there's 10 000 crimes the life the life of an lapd officer you just walk out it's like crime here well they're right there first if not you just shoot and then just lay something down you're like well it was a crime then hopefully you know that if they get what they like execution here execution there execution there i like the movie so like uh the j walker goes the way they

Pull it. This guy is fearing for his life that these guys are laughing. And then Mel was like, hold on. I think that's tough guy character actor, Mark Pellegrino. Let's keep an eye on. Let's keep an eye on him. I think something's going on. Hold on. He's always playing a nasty fella. Oh, he's young. So he's probably got to go. He's probably a henchman. I can see it. He's probably a henchman. Absolutely total henchman status here. It's kind of a great, the dude coming out of. the bank's like, you forgot to sign the form. Hey, what happened to the normal guy? And like, deuce chill of the century with this fucking armored car heist here, the actual armored car pulling. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, he's sick. Then who the hell is that? Uh-oh. Better shoot this guy. Dude, yeah, they shoot that bank guy? That guy didn't do nothing. I just imagine, like, Robert De Niro's character and he, like, looking at this and be like, all wrong. This is disgusting. This is, no, my guys would never do this.

Tom Seisbore would never do this. McCauley wouldn't fucking hire dudes like this, man. I mean, this is what McCauley stumps out of the screening of a lethal weapon three. I would kill for a Seismore in this in the villain. Oh, please. Oh, man, he'd be great. I'm like screaming for anyone with this mustache ponytail, man, which we'll get to. So let me understand this.

You didn't get the other armored car guys killed. You didn't take them off the map. You know, what do you wane grow? Are you wane growing me? Yeah. You better not be. fucking Waingrove. Don't you fucking do it to me? The dark night protocol you're supposed

to shoot each guy. Come on. Just nodded each other. You know, put on the hockey mask and then you nodded. And then they shot the other guy, because what does it matter anyway? Your favorite fucking Pacino delivery of that movie.

Yeah, so it sets off a big chase here. Mel is hatched to, hitched rather, to the back of the fake armored car or the criminal armored car. And meanwhile, poor Mertau is catching a ride with the hornyest armored car driver that's ever been in movie this lady. Dolores. Dolores is ready to fucking suck this dude off while she's driving.

She's going to suck his dick. No problem. No problem there. But she says while she's driving this armored car after the other armored car, she's Dolores the road warrior. The monster road warriors on your ass. This is a perfect segue to say that Mad Max 2. Road Warrior is our episode on this. a little bit of a fucking road warrior chase scene

on this highway with these armored cars. It's fun. It's a fun cold opening. I think they should have started here. This movie hell yeah, first of all, most definitely. I mean, this movie has multiple good car chases in it, which is nice. It's Dick Donner, you know, he knows what's up.

Yeah, it's a fun car chase. Yeah, Dolores, I like her. She's like, ooh, you want some dynamite? Like, just fucking flirting with him. Is she anybody? I'm looking up right now. She's just a, a TV actress, you know, that, you know,

yeah, and Broadway, apparently. She's been, oh, so yeah, you know, whatever, big high-speed chase here, a lot of, you know, rigs hanging on for dear life. Finally, it ends out with Mark Pellegrino going through the windshield. Yes.

Riggs handcuffs him to, like, the truck part of the, you know, the grill or whatever. Got better fucking punch this handcuffed dude in the face before you leave. Oh, absolutely. the back to bed like you're he's handcuffed where is he going well that's LAPD they tell you you have to do that

yeah also how is how is he going to get free so you can shoot him unless he can say I was hit by a cop that's true while while arrested so he gets right out you can blow his head right off and also the other guy got scoffrey got pushed out of the armor car he did not get arrested because he is going to be going to work very soon That guy punches out in the best. I think it might be the best death of the punchers, honestly.

So here we get some of the Murtaugh home life here. And this is, as much as I love the Murtaugh family, I love this representation in big Hollywood movies. The allowing rigs to do the pop-in is what makes it the sitcom. Because what are we doing on sitcoms? We're always, yeah, we're cramering. We're fucking step-by-stepping. The neighbor is always just carte blanche.

to open my fucking door whenever. Get out of you. We don't see Riggs' house for like an hour and 40 minutes in. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that's right. He does have a dog. You know what I mean? The thing is like Mertog's got that big family.

They're always in and out the door. Anyway, if there's any argument to start busting into your friend's house, I guess it's. But Leo, Leo Gets has walk-in privileges. Well, Leo Gets is the realtor. He's got to show the place. Trying to sell the property.

Can I just also objection, Your Honor, because what we see. earlier, I think as Gibson's coming into the house it's his, it's Murta's youngest son, Kevin, or is it Kev, or did I make that up, or is it? I thought it was Brian? It might be... Nick?

Oh, no, I think it's Nick, actually. Word, Nick. Let's go through every... Yeah, word Nick. Let's go through every regular name. But so, like, Nick has a friend named Daryl, and he's... It's like just straight out of boys from the hood.

Like, the kids are in the car. They're trying to seduce him into the gang life. it's like seven eight months after the LA riots you've got enough in this movie you don't need any of this shit you don't need zero of it they think they have to say something because 60

minutes was spouting off every night I'm going to go back to my original argument what did you do in the second one you talked about apartheid quite a lot in that second one you have to have something to pick at here something has to be important but then it's just the gangs that they're after because it can't be the gangs and Stuart Wilson well no I mean I don't know that I agree and they're working with the reverse

vampires or they need to they need to just they need to illustrate how integral the gangs are to this operation you don't really understand no construction well villainous group very well none of this comes together but I don't think it's the fault of the kid potentially being seduced by the gang I think that's it's a completely fine thing because It's like, we're running guns. Where are the guns going? Well, we're to understand there's this one guy and he's somehow getting it to the game. The middle part of this is what doesn't make any sense.

Tyrone to the gang, I don't quite understand. Tyrone, that dude, yes. That guy is the part that they didn't give a shit about. Unless, you know, racist brain for a minute, he's black, they're black. That's literally it. It's just, give me. All right, that's fine. But that's, it's still a problem in the movie.

I mean, you don't understand the real connection. You need a scene where Tyrone's talking to these dudes or something, and it's like, much like the shredder building the foot empire. You know what I mean? Rally those troops, give a speech to them, do a parlor scene with them. We do get a scene with Jack Travis, our villain, and Tyrone. But I actually want that longer. I want that more fleshed out.

And if we had better actors in both roles, not that they're bad at all, but if you had like a big presence, like you had a De Niro or a con. Wesley Snipes is Tyrone. Now you've got a movie. That's something. That's something. Anyone, I'll take a Mario Van Peebles here. I love a Mario Van Peebles.

I'm not picky. You also need to hear what those dudes are saying to Nick. Yeah. Right? Yeah. We landed on Nick. Nick. Right?

Because it's just like he's talking to them across the street and it's Riggs and Murta like what's going on over there? Yeah. Who's Nick talking to? Oh, oh, oh. And like you need to have some sort of like no you know darrell i'm not going to do that because otherwise i don't know he could just be saying hey man we're going to the movies tomorrow you want to come with us well because because i i bet you

a lot of it also had to do after lethal weapon two i bet both their salaries was fuck their price were fucking crazy so they're like you're paying for a post goodfellas joe yes on top of that and rene so couldn't have been cheap she was fucking she's a bunch of this movie yeah but what's what's her career like at this oh i guess she's just taking off now like nine major league was her first movie i think so there was something but there was something big pre get shorty i think right this is pre get shorty this is by like two years pretty good shorty yeah because this is 92 and major league is so maybe she was cheap that's possible she's a throw in um but she fucking steals it nearly to show you that like she's great in it yeah i mean i think the guy who plays tyrone

is fine he doesn't have anything to do that's part of the problem yeah after this like his next he does a lot of tv he has two movies after this movie flash fire with Billy Zane and then something called Ice Planet from 2001, which may or may not be German. I don't know. Some of these cast members. Not exactly.

Maybe. Who knows? A guy destined for stardom. What I mean by their price is that like, in a lethal weapon one or two, you would hear the scene between Nick and the king. But since we're paying so much for them, we have to listen to what they're saying.

We have to get back to them and what the fuck they're jawing about. Well, because that's like, you know, Mr. Jesuit. Like, if you see in that first movie, you're going to hear from Bucci in that movie quite a bit. That's how you build a villain and you develop it over. Raj, that's a special forces tattoo. Yes. Like you start mythologizing them in the actual movie. By the way, lethal weapon.

Our episode is available as well. That's right. We should get into whatever. And then Joe Pesci comes and like, I'm trying to send the house. Why are you trying to fuck me over? You got termites. What are you doing? Oh, oh, oh, oh.

well this is he's the first scene we see with him is him bringing the fucking couple into the house and mertog is in the wrong here yes do not linger around when you're showing you know when they're showings of well do they because dude you should yes you should but you have you've stupidly hired leo gets yeah right as your real tour which by the way right and now chris correct me it's been a while since i've seen part two but like yeah we're rick moranising and ghostbusters towing him. Yes, 100%. Yeah, yeah. What is he in the, he's like a witness. He's a witness. He was like a dirty

accountant. So yeah, it's like you're an accountant and now all of a sudden you're a real sort. He even says, I can do how do you need me to do? Rick Brannis is an accountant. You're all of a sudden he's a fucking lawyer in that second. And they I mean, they up him in the fourth one. He's a lifelong friend.

And he's an official private detective in them. Yeah, yeah. The many lives. The Homer Simpson like, I'm changing. jobs this week. But what stays throughout at all, I write, okay, all right, okay. That's the character fucking one note that this dude has. The bleach blonde hair, the earring, would you

fucking bet your ass? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Don't let the ear and fill you. Yeah, don't let it. I ain't got a suck you dick. Don't let the earring fool you. My job, my rigs. Stupid. All right, okay. All right, okay, okay, all right. Only for you. Whatever you want Leo gets. It could be own come. Mel walking in during all that, by the way, we're kissing the whole fucking family.

I guess hello. I know. And it's so sitcomy, but I found it cute and endearing, including kissing Rod. That's, I think that's all cute. It just,

if this stuff like this bugs me, he comes in and he's obviously been coming in like this for a long time. Sure. He comes in and is like, oh, you got a dog. They've had the dog for fucking ever.

Like, you know, literally like the first day the dog came into the house. You might have picked out the damn dog. We talk a little bit of Tyrone. So Tyrone is at a construction site with Jack Travis. Rancho Oroyo.

Part of the Mesa Verde group. And he's talking about this deal that they're going on for the bullets. And it's going to be a big thing and yada, yada, yada. And he's like, let me show you something. You know, my men, this guy, it's the other guy from the armored car. Yes. That's a way. It's the whole criminal, the whole enterprise apparently.

Jack Travis was an LAPD cop that just Like lieutenant or something that just vanished off the face of the earth This is such an interesting like origin story Crooked cop turned villain that they just They don't do they throw in just barely mention it What a cool idea Then he only hires people getting out of jail that I guess That he had busted or something

It's dudes that he is arrested that are then out on these like work release programs And he's, yeah, you can come work for the Mesa Verda group and I'll give these dudes employment when they come out of prison. Like a huge red flag like, okay, like half of the guys leaving prison works for this group. Not see, not as much as you might think because a lot of the times there's so few places that have those programs that are like, yeah, we're willing to hire. I guess that's fair. You know, recently released. It's the perfect crime. Also, I might suggest that the LAPD has a note.

a couple other fires to put out. They might not be keeping an eye on that one. Or start. Starting and in looking after more fires. That seems to be their thing. But it's just like, it just feels like you're trying to be found as a guy who left your old life

completely behind just disappeared. I mean, there's like a special evil to it. That's like the way they talk about him. Which is why I need some guy chewing the scenery. But I don't think I'm going to go on record. I don't think the actor's the issue. I think the script's the issue.

If they give him more scenes, to do in this kind of character. I think he is perfectly capable of doing that. It's a chicken and egg. He's capable, but they didn't give it to him because he's nobody, so he gets nothing to do. If he was somebody, it would be, it's kind of the unfair.

Again, if they had really given him a line, maybe this guy would be someone we know in movies right now. That's true. That's also fair. Even this scene is, this is the Mr. Joshua with the cigarette on the arm scene. Because they're like basically like, oh my, by the way, we're to understand that

Mark Pellegrino and Smitty decided in the midst of being in this gang that they're doing hollow point bullet arms sales. Are like, you want to do an armor car thing today? Yeah, sure, yeah. But this is the problem with hiring all these ex-cons because oh geez, these two guys were armored car

job guys, right? And they want to go back to him. But he buries this dude in cement and it's nothing. Because now we have a relationship we can build on. Yeah, exactly. What a great line, though. That's a good It's kind of a nothing, because I want it to be more horrific. You know what I mean? Like a little bit.

It's pretty horrific. It's a lethal weapon movie. What the fuck do you want? I want to linger on the body. I want to see the oxygen. William Freakin did not direct lethal weapon. Dude, just give me a shot of the dried cement. Yeah, sure.

He has a great line that freaks Tyrone out, though, where he goes, stick around. We can put our initials in there. And the guy's like, good. Okay, man. It's fucking crazy. ass a white motherfucker. Okay. Can you just give me the guns? Thank you. That's all

I want. So here we go. More fucking Martin Riggs should be fired. No doubt about it. We go to visit Rianne at work and wouldn't you know it? Man. Jesus fucking Christ. Riggs apparently only has like an address for Rian's place of work but does not know what Rian is doing

which leads to this kerfuffle. Wow. What it would mean? Just a total cock up like they pull up to this place or what's the place that they actually pull up to and they get out of the car or they just pull up that oh that's what is we're fucking bickering about the parking meter rigs does an awful job just pulling up to this curb by the way the ass end of the fucking cars hanging out terrible you're going to get

fucking side swipe don't worry about it and just running rushing and jumping on a guy that's you know got his arms around rea as they're bitching about the parking thing and he's like I'm just going to put a paper bag over it and you know merta's like no we're good guys I'm going to find some change yes here's this dude across the way in like a mini mall thing strangling her, giving her a hassle. This slow motion

shot of Mel Gibson like jumping on this datmulletish. Oh, dude, do you see it flickering? Oh, it was a film set and you're getting her fired off of this movie. Better beat up Steven Spielberg for the next few minutes.

Yeah, you know what? That's how he's dressed. This is a hipster Stevens Spielberg. It's very believable that, you know, this director would just be like, yes, police officer. Fuck you. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, fuck you.

No, I run this town. He would say, no, you're fired. He would say she's fired and that's the end. You wouldn't insult the officer. By the way, do you think if this guy wasn't exactly a Steven Spielberg, Mel Gibson would have fought him or not so much? Oh, probably not. He would have talked to that.

You know, if he was more of a Francis Ford Coppola type. Sure. Well, that would be under. Yeah, that's understandable. You're sure it's not just Stephen Spiel. so but they get into he gets into this fight with this director and he's doing the three stooges thing which is cute and fun and i like these dynamics but you it's hard to balance right after seeing someone drowned in cement this yeah this one this is the scene specifically i was like i don't

want this here no this is where you're starting to give too much air time to the children of mirtall i need this out of here just make it a little harder like it's okay on any normal old day I'd hit you in the face, which apparently was a John Wayne line from whatever. Oh, maybe a Red River. And he does it, I forget, but and he does it. Yeah. And that's fine. Make it harder.

Make it like you really knock this guy's block. Yeah. Totally. And just like leave him get up and leave it. Because we've, we've lost all the rough around the edges type of stuff. Yes. I mean, that's, this is the, I mean, it tells you that's how much it made. $300 million. That's a

family blockbuster. That's a movie you can bring kids to. Absolutely. Two things about this scene. One, I love the ongoing endless horniness Rian has for Riggs. In this scene, she's like, you really thought I was in trouble?

Underware destroyed immediately. And the other thing is you know, not for nothing. This director gets his clock clean by Riggs and, you know, it's like, all right, fine, Rian, we'd love to have you back. this entire casting crew around wild applause I think they hate the shit working for this

sure hate the shit out of them and also this scene is a holdover from the previous script where Rian and Riggs was the loving they were fucking they were fucking and that's why you have the scene of Danny Glover in the boat drinking like he's Mr. Miyagi Oh my God freaking out about everything I mean it's so weird because like I get

how do you come in a buddy I mean I think Donner didn't like it which is he was right because in a buddy comedy, like, how do you get past? Like, oh, I fucked your daughter. I fucked your 19 year old dad. Let's blame it on Rio. Blame it on Rio. Wait, so when were they supposed to be sleeping with each other?

Throughout this movie. Yeah, they're having a fair. So it was like in the original screenplay. No one really liked it. They rewrote it a few times. Dick Donner was like, change all that. It has to. And then change like the evil Martin Riggs into a woman he can have sex with.

Get rid of this love interest with. the daughter. It's too incestuous. I mean, it's just, it would never work. I mean, like, the thing that works about Renee Rousseau is that, A, she's, I forget the name of the actress from Lethal Weapon 2, but she's much better. And the character is much more interesting because- It's a cool character. Yeah, but, like, the way that we were talking about how, like, it doesn't really make

sense that they get together because it's just kind of like, here, take it. Now we're dating. It is, again, the fucking exactly like the second one. What happens the second one? is the love interest. They have the meat cute argument in the grocery store. Oh, right. That explains all of the attraction.

This, they have the fucking wound off. It's a jaw. And that. Yeah, the jaw, yeah, thank you. Exactly. Yeah. And that is explaining all of it after that. It's just one scene.

This whole series has been going in a certain way. It's getting bigger and bigger. You're not going to keep getting bigger. If you go back to I want to kill my. myself. Yes. Which she probably should be in this movie. I mean, yeah, probably. So she, they, they put, it's just a fun little Rianne scene. When does Rainer, they, did they meet Renee Russo at the station is at it basically? She just sort of shows a while from now. Yeah, she's in an elevator and there's a, there's a quite a scene. Yeah. I mean, the only thing that matters really

before that is they, it's the gun range scene. Oh, right. Yeah. Riggs explains. We've got some cop killer bullets on the streets and get through Kevlar vests, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And this is what we meet, Ricky or whatever, Andy, whatever this little guy is. Oh, dead meat from the first second of screen time. Right, at the gun range. I was just writing Billy the kid because he acts like he's Billy the kid

because he shoots all this stuff. Well, and then Riggs demonstrates to everyone about this armor piercing round on a bulletproof vest that was on Danny Glover and everyone gets to make fun of his girdle. Yes, we're laughing at the girdle. and then also this is I noted a couple times where the Aussie accent is really in the overdrive and right here he goes because everybody's arguing about like should we have vests on the streets or whatever and he goes vests are optional boys and gales and I was like fucking take two are you kidding me

also in the back over here that's incorrect I'm not a cop and I know that's not correct I mean, most of the guns are not going to have the cop killers in them. So it wouldn't be just, you know, it's not just, hey, why not? Hey, let me just get your chest shot. But this is where we run into Lorne Nicole. This is Renee Russo. She's in the elevator and rigs spies immediately that she has some IA folders in her hands, recognizes that she's a cop.

Let's have some fun here. He also recognizes that she's, it's Renee Russo, Nicole. Well, yeah. Not only is a pussy, it's cop pussy. Hey, Rod, you got that million dollars in the Swiss bank account? Well, you laundered it, didn't you? No, they can't find it. You laundered it, didn't you?

Well, I mean, it's also, I mean, dude, you don't want to start looking into this fucking boat, however we got that shit. Again, I think I talked about this on the lethal weapon episode. It is a shitty boat. It couldn't have been that expensive. But at this point, we are talking about boats. This new one is much nice. In mind, I mean, I don't, will insurance cover a car going through your house? I don't know.

I don't know. They wouldn't cover my window breaking. I'll tell you that much. Oh, really? Oh, my god, these sons of bitches. A car, a car going through your house. That's a cop. I don't know.

If you're a cop guy trying to get your insurance money, I feel like you're more likely to get it. I guess that's fair. But yes. So yeah, Renee Russo, they stumble out of the elevator. He knocks her over or something, Bill Gibson. This is kind of a bizarre. Because we're sort of like fighting.

to get to the guy at the same time and he wants to see her files too she drops her files oh that's right and he takes a look she's infernal

and affairs yeah she's a better movie from oh 2003 baby rock and roll I in all the movies where IA needs to be

this is where they need to be fucking crack it down well you need to get some non clown shows working in the IA then because it obviously isn't cutting it

if this dude Riggs is still on the job. I will tell you if you were to soberly look at this movie, it's depiction of the LAPD is a clown show. Yeah, it's like... That's fine. Travis walks into this place and with a couple of

fucking shoulder moves, murders a guy in interrogation and gets the fuck away with it. We're pretty much there. We're going to happen at the same time. They're both like going. They want to see this dude. Everyone wants to see Billy or whatever his name Mark Pelagrino, yeah. Mark It is Billy. I'm confused. Is it

Billy? That's confusing because we're saying Billy the kid at the gun rage. Why are you putting both of those days? The kid is straight play. The kid is Edwards. I looked it up. His name is Chuck. All right. Officer Chuck Edwards. Well, save the Billy the kid jokes. Yes. Because I'm

about to see Billy the armored car guy. You know who Chuck reminds me of though? I just just remembered it. the guy in office space that works with Jennifer Aniston

at the fake restaurant What a show of the O face. No, no, no. Oh, yes. The guy's kind of got a high voice. The flare. You're being mean. Look at all my, that guy.

He's got all the places of flare. He's taken all the orders. He's jovial. Yes, I could definitely see that. Also, little vibes of Lockland Monroe. I thought the same thing, especially when he gets murdered at the end of the school. It sounds like an assassinated president,

but I guarantee you, Lockland Monroe was an actor. Character actor from the 90s. I bet you anything. You could go up to somebody and be like, oh, hey, real quick. Like, do like a little bit of a Jaywalking. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Be like, uh, so President Lockland Monroe, was he the 19th or 20th of the president? And someone would guess one of those two numbers and not say option C,

you're talking about the dude from scary movie and fucking Freddie versus Jason. He was in something recently too, was it, uh, totally killer maybe as the father maybe something like that sounds right some recent horror movie he was in so anyway our villain here swoops in like a fucking vampire not picked up on the security cameras like I guess they explain it he knows how to

look away at just the right moment but anyway he goes in Mark Pellegrino's there this dude does a really nice bye bye Billy and just murders this guy four feet away from cops very cool and chilling and like oh my God, look at this. He knew where all the cameras were. He knew to have hers. Oh, well, Internal Affairs has the movie on tape right now already. What is happening now is happening now. Let's just look at the real tape. And the captain's like, oh, come on. We didn't know about this. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. Oh, that guy. I know that guy. Am I in the movie? Baby. Yeah, because Leo has to drop by and be like, I know you've got important police work, but also your house is infested with termites.

Is that doing it for anybody? Does that justify me being in this movie? I know him. Now I'm part of the plot. Now also under the rubric of this whole fucking place loves these two guys. After Jack Travis has shot the one fucking witness they got, they go upstairs to the chief.

and they're like, Chief, what the fuck's going on with this IA stuff? What's happening here? Oh, I don't know, but you're reinstated. Take your badges back. Ditch the blues, the movies on. They do a whole thing about like, well, IA needs to know this. No, they don't need to know this. Yes, they do need to know this.

They're coming in here. They're not coming in here. You know what? Fuck the beginning of the movie. Let's sweep it all under the rug. You're all detectives again. Which is why the cold open should have just been the armored card shows. Sure, that's fun.

Could have connected us. to everything. And the chief is just like like, you know what? Fuck it. These two people who just cost me two million dollars. Oh yeah. Let's just get them right back out there. So but the one thing Leo knows about Travis and the only thing the audience

knows about him is he loves hockey. Okay. Wow, what a rich character. That's literally all you know. He was a cop. He disappeared. He started an evil criminal enterprise. He loves hockey. The end. Is he

Gambling on it, is he, you know, like, give me a little more. If he's a dude that vanished into the night, you should not also then be accepting rinkside seats to the King's game. In the same city, you were a cop. Go be evil in Seattle. The original title, The Sleep was in Seattle is evil in Seattle. That's right. That little kid kills his mother in the beginning of it. Evil in the Seattle. They couldn't use it because that was the original title for Frazier at the time.

Oh, I see evil in Seattle. The little kid kills the mother in the beginning and then Meg Ryan throws them off the skyscraper at the ending. Fuck, that would be cool. Don't go down there. They won't be able to identify the body. Oh, my God. Not even teeth, dude. That's shadow.

No, just that bowl cut is just kind of hanging. That's all that's left. Right. You land's feet first and it's just the bowl cut and sneakers. like a car radio antenna just going down. Not even the dentist. Nobody will know how to identify the body.

I think it was a thing where it was like, okay, we want to have a big scene at a public place. When we're filming, what's going to be around? I guess hockey season's going to be in play. All right.

I guess they couldn't figure out like a Lakers situation. It is very interesting to me that it is a hockey game that we're in right now. Yeah, it's a rare, and maybe they're like a hockey.

Hockey had a little bit of the spike of the 90s. maybe the Mighty Ducks was the same year as this so that doesn't count you know the big mark messier guaranteeing that the Rangers would win the Stanley Cup that wasn't for another two years I think so did sudden death even come out yet sudden death I think was also 94 okay yeah I guess I don't know we're you're starting up here because like Lakers I think like I know they've been used in plenty of L.A. movies and like normal people see it but I think

Lakers I think celebrities yeah like I think of like this seems like more like they might be like, you know, these are the people, you know? I guess, you're not going to see fucking Jack Nicholson at the box being like, go, go, go, right? We're also trying to hide it, right? Like, we're not like yelling L.A. Kings necessarily, right? No, it is weird that we don't really establish

it's the hockey game. Hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey. It's weird that they don't say it, but you clearly see Kings jerseys and they're playing the Toronto Maple Leafs. They're both, according to trivia, I couldn't tell you. I don't know how any of this works. But apparently their jerseys are altered a little bit. So, maybe, that's a we didn't have

right they have do they have a fiery three on each one of them there was something some guy typed on the internet I wonder if it's a thing because I had the thought

that the Leafs looked like they were wearing their home sweaters at this away game there was something there was just slightly different about the jerseys maybe maybe they're just like

not the ones they were wearing in rotation so maybe it's yeah I mean like hockey they rotate out jerseys a lot sweaters I should say I don't I don't really know. I didn't notice anything suspect.

I mean, they do. They clearly say Kings and Maple Leafs on them at least. Thank you for coming out to this. Your L.A. Kings. And today we have Sting with us to sing the wonderful new song from Neitha Weapon 3. Just longer.

That would be way too much if it's like we're at a big sporting thing. And also here's Sting singing. But I mean, it's cool. They're down on the rank, you know, they're looking for them. Because they're going to fucking run on the ice later in the scene is very funny it's yeah it's funny it's too funny i mean this could have been a cool like oh like a fugitive type of thing where is this guy right but instead it's

just like mel gibson gets on the horn like as an announcer during the game the game is on this is televised yeah this is major sports and he's just like oh crikey there might be a madman in here stay in your seat i'm going to arrest you and then he's walking on the ice fucking leo gets is farting around out there. The problem is announcing that it's the cops on the radio. You got to be like we found you know, a credit car

or, oh, you won a new car. That was this new car day at the stadium. Yes. Yeah, that's true. Some sort of obnoxious arena contest. But again, the Riggs mantra is do the wrong thing and still be able to get it

done. Because it's a way to flush him out and I understand that, but clearly it doesn't Well, it doesn't work because Leo gets, like, gets into a fight with him. That's your problem right there. It's hilarious, like, you little rat. And he just shoots him. And I'm like, ooh, is he dead? Oh, wait, didn't they?

Because that's a great way. Now the rest of the movie, we're doing this for Leo. You're right. We have to avenge our best friend. That would be good. That would add some, you know, Cajon. Or even do a thing where you get shot in the heart and it's like, we don't know if he's going to pull through. That's more likely.

Yeah. You're not actually going to kill him up. You're not actually going to kill him. kill this childlike fucking real estate agent. So they peg him. Right. With the prostate exactly. Instead you get Danny Glover being like, oh, it's just a flesh wound

and I'm like, isn't every gunshot of flesh wounds? Also, what do you know? All right. Every wound of flesh wound. You can do it again really quickly. Just say what you said. Say it again. Is every wound a flesh wound? And what's the deal with flesh wounds? Okay. I mean, isn't every wound

of flesh wound? I mean, not Not all of them are fatal wounds, but they're all flesh wounds. Hey, I have a flesh wound. That guy had cancer. Oh, God, damn. Yeah, I see what you're saying. But I mean, everyone says it. It's not this movie's fault.

But Danny Glover is diagnosing this on the spot. I don't know. There's a little dude. He just got shot. He's shot in the arm, I guess it turns out. He's in his mid-60s. I don't know what's going on. Because it's not, all they want to do is fucking get rid of them.

So they're just like, yeah, you know, that could be a dumb, dumb wound. That could be one of these, you hear it, and it actually, you think you're okay, but two days later, you're fucking dead. Right, that's what they tell the hospital, you have to keep them under observation for two days. Two days, because I need to do this case without this fucking mosquito in my ear. And Mel Gibson grabs the chart and it's like, proctal exam. You know what, if that's the case, then I need to see it. And he's like, all right, what do we? Oh, hold on.

Oh, that's cold. Oh, that's cold. That's where they got the... Oh, shit, I just shot all over the place. The inspiration for the beginning of uncut gems. I feel like there was a draft somewhere that that happened. And Peshoe went up to Dick Donner and he was like, here's one of your deleted scenes. I ain't doing that.

You ain't even joking about sticking something up my ass. So it's a deleted scene. We can still film it, but we'll delete it. Well, Joe, it can't be a deleted. didn't see them until we film it. You got me there, dick. Well, Doc, you know what they say? Whatever you want. Leo Gets!

Oh, yeah. You're doing it. You're doing it. Oh, you're right in the scene, dude. That's better than what we have here. It's a better movie. So, like, the movie has stopped dead for that hospital scene. It takes 20 minutes. Better keep the movie stopped dead because this is where Danny Glover's making those hamburgers. Yes.

And he's making hamperies. You know what, Riggs? It's been a really long movie. Let me make you my favorite hamburger. Now, you got keep the fat on them. By that, I mean, you just have to have a bunch of superfluous scenes in your movie. They're just add flavor to your movie a little bit. Much like I'm keeping the fat on this burger. You got to keep the fat on the movies. Oh, wait. Are gang members almost killing your rigs?

Oh, boy. That's happening. This is Riggs, not minding his own business. Just sit there to your hamburger. So what if they're dealing drugs across the streets? See, you're guys. Look, there's a possibility or to get killed. Riggs, it's just like he can't help. It's like Pepe Lapewue. Like a moth to the flame. That's him and death.

It's classic, toxic American work ethic, though. Here's these guys trying to take a lunch break. And this guy feels like he has to still be on the clock. No, man. It's hamburger time. It's totally hamburger time. I mean, it's usually always hamburger time for me. But it's lunchtime.

You're off the clock right now. Like, let that drug deal go down. Eat your onion and shut up. Maybe you write down the license for like, I'll get those guys. Yeah, sure. You know, one of those things. You've seen. what they're doing, get the license plate.

You know what? That's, yeah, that's Roger's friend. Nope, not doing it. Exactly. That's Roger's friend right there. I am not a turncoat. And it just they see this dude and open fire, it's gunfire immediately. Like, Danny Glover has not even flipped this hamburger to the other side. No.

Immediate gunfire breaks out. We're shooting back and forth with these dudes. They do have the automatic weapons going off here. And yes, Danny Glover fires into this like tool shit. Why is it, it's this tiny tool shed next to this burger stand in the middle of nowhere

that the scene is going down. It's very strange. It's stupid. The whole like setting is bad. Oh, maybe that's the toilet for the burger place because they don't have a facility. Someone's dealing drugs out of my outhouse again. It looks like an outhouse. Maybe they film this scene in Florida too.

And he blows this kid away and he realizes oh no, it's Darryl. And I got to say, while I don't think they need this scene in this movie, Danny Glover. really slays right here. He's good. Mother fuck, no.

And he's like pounding on this kid and screaming. And honestly, Yomel does his party or two being like, hey man, he's fucking dead. You know, and he's like, it was a clean shot. They shot at you. You'd be dead. It was him or you, that kind of thing. But Danny Glover. Danny Glover is the best in this.

I mean, maybe that's because you can't break into an Australian accident. But he really is the best performance in this movie is Danny Glover. Absolutely. And he should have more of the. ending too for that reason like would we get yeah well because I'm thinking about the biggest like how could you do that

to the screen play? Yes exactly after what transpires you so yes the kid is dead it's a great Mel line he's like it's going to be okay it's okay it's okay it's not okay I know that kid him having to make the call to Trish why make the call at all just go home watch

married with children drink 15 beers you know what silently the Cisco method stuff it down. Let me call up my family. Hey, you know that charming young man next door who's our son's best friend? Well, I shot him dead.

No, no, no, no. They'll hear about it. Oh, he got shot. The police shot him. Oh, I don't know. We were having burgers. It's bad though, dude, because it's going to come out. Yeah.

Did it and then you don't. Got to answer for it then. Oh, yeah. You know, that's, Riggs did it. Oh, yeah. So more. So just more lies on. top of lies. I would lie. I would lie, lie, lie. There's actually, no, Trish, I should

have told you, there's another guy named Raj Murtaugh on the, on the old, uh, on the old, uh, it's a common name. I know it's been 20 years and I never told you that, but yeah. So you don't know if the old white guy Roger Murta did this. You're calling Trish, like Trish, I got, how many beers we have? Oh, I'll get more. How many beers do you have that? Yeah, I know, I'm bringing hamburgers home. Because I'm stopping back at that shack. Oh, yeah. Sixer.

Look, we drove all the way out of here. I'm getting those burgers. I just, I'm never, I would never bring this up. I would make you a burger burger. They'd have to draw it out of me, indict me, my own family. But, yes, it's a great, you know, you don't hear the call. You just sort of watch everyone kind of react to the news. But you know, you don't see the sun find out, though.

No, you never find out. Which kind of sucks. They cut to the precinct the next day. When he finds out and they're doing. the shaving, a nice father-son moment. He's like, thank you for killing my friend. Yeah, I'm so glad. Dad, I am so glad that you killed my friend.

I'm so glad that you, that him selling a fucking nickel bag of weed cost him his life. I'm so thrilled about that, dad. Oh, well, he had a gun. He had a gun. He was firing an automatic weapon at you, dude. At the kid's funeral, we'll get there.

I'm just mentioning it now. The father is just like, thank you for killing my son. His father wants to give him a medal for fucking killing his son. Just find where the guns came from. And that's the bad guy of the movie. What was I going to say about all this fucking nonsense, though? I don't even remember.

It takes a while. It's not that you would think you would go to the funeral pretty quick. No, it takes a while. They put him on the slab for at least three days, I think. They put him in the fucking fridge, man. That's right. But this is where. Mel has this like

argument with Renee Rousseau and it's like you got to drop all this confidential shit I want to help you you know you got to tell me what's going on right it's basically out of the movie for a while because he's just drinking and now it's the Renee Rousseau Mel Gibson movie

for a little while finally step into my orifice which is the office which is the men's room isn't that funny though isn't funny when someone wants to say office and they say orifice you know what that's the thing is like I'm trying to say it's not funny but I would

exactly say that. And also, my favorite character is in this restroom. It is one of the members of the bomb squad. This is the guy I mentioned before. Becker or Jarvis or Jarvis Becker. I think it's got to be Jarvis Becker. But I love that he's just like, everybody else has been like, oh, you beautiful boys who blew up that building for us. We just love you so much. He's like, yeah, good job blowing up that building. Yeah, I know it already happened. But you still fucked it up. Yes, thank you. I would have lied through my teeth about that, too. I was just like, no, we just went to check out the building. We heard this ticking and creasing, so we ran out of there.

I didn't save the cat. I didn't see anything. We were at the Coca-Cola store behind it. That's the world of Coke. Like, oh, this entire building explodes. I'm going to march into the police station and be like, you know who did that? I did that. No, I was, I was securing the perimeter, making sure the cats were safe.

Oh, my. And then suddenly I heard the ticking increase. So we ran out of there. Oh, my God. There's been an explosion at one Coke. Plaza. The most delicious Plaza in Los Angeles.

Didn't Daryl sell out of there? The most saintly cop Eric Siska seems to be there too. Just trying to help out. I would be such a bad cop. So, Warner gives a little bit of backstory of what this case is. And there was a bunch of guns, 15,000 guns

that were taken off the streets. We're scheduled to be melted down, destroyed. They vanished from the fucking gun shop. And it's a thing where they suspect cops immediately because there was like a bunch of stuff that was supposed to be broken down and the only things that were taken were the crates with guns in there.

A little, yeah, and we get there through like, we show the audience this new technology. It's a little boring of like this gun was on this street and it got picked up and then it went back out. Tracing the serial numbers. Exactly. We go through like the multiple murders and it's nice to have, you know, police work. Some real, yeah, some actual police looking work here.

But it feels disjointed. because the rest of the movie's great. Hey, wait a second. Shouldn't you be setting something on fire? What are you looking at a computer for? It's adding in the other quadrants. You had a nice cop movie going for you, but now it's got to make $300 million.

So we put in the family stuff, the romance stuff, the whole thing we both stir it up. See, that's the thing is it's too much. Eliminate one or two of those things and you got to be good thing. Also, if you eliminated some of this stuff, maybe it wouldn't be two hours. Not that I feel it with this movie, but you can have an hour and 40 minutes here.

So something, something, they go to somebody who's got a Rottweiler. So they find out like, oh, the crime warehouse. Yes. Where Sven Olie Thorson is working as mercenary. Yes. They know that it's the place because Billy Phelps called this place a lot. So it must be connected to something. Let's go.

That's what René Russo finally gave him the information over. We're going to share information now. The guy who's running it is the guy and the X-Files, he's got the deadly saliva that makes their bones disintegrate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the main guy. Yep. And they're all, these three dudes,

Sven Olthorson, this dude and the other guy, it's all like, Hoodlum number one. Yeah, Woodlum number two. Well, there's the one guy. So, yeah, it's Svenl Thoris. Billy Bedlam from Conair. That's what I'm thinking of. Yes. Oh, yes, Billy Bedlam. I was curious. There's the one, he's definitely the number two of the of the Jack Travis gang.

Who looks exactly like Stephen King? He's got like the glass. Yes, yes, yes. Evil Hal Ashby. Yes, dude, this guy, he looks like he's wearing a disguise. Yes. He looks like he's on the run. Like he looks like he looks like he looks like a dude that abducted a six-year-old girl. He's driving a cross-country with her.

And he puts a disguise on to go and arrest up because he knows people who are looking for us. And he's like, I'll do Stephen King cosplay and go pee at this Roy Rogers. It's like you do it a wrestling, uh, create a character. You kind of go too far. It's like, well, I should have done the sunglasses and the beard. Oh, well. It's the sunglasses. You don't get to have those sunglasses

unless you deal and take cocaine. Yep. Which Stephen King does. So maybe he has them. He's out of his house in Maine. That was a... Oh, my God. I didn't deal shit.

It was all for my nose. Oh, yeah. Oh, the clickety clack. You thought that was the typewriter. No, that was my nose. That's the noise it makes every time now. I fucked it up so bad. You ever see the salt and see?

That can happen to you. Yeah, that's Vincent Donofrio's looking rough in that movie. Yeah, so there's a Rottweiler here. There's been a gag where Riggs is eating milk bone dog treats so he can not smoke. Sure. That's fun. Nice. I do like him playing with this Rottie, this cute fucking

little Rottweiler. Pretty great. Rene Rousseau, Lourna, looking on in horror as this dude like gets down, he's acting like a dog. He's seducing the dog. He's eating biscuits with the dog. He eats dog biscuits throughout this movie. Sort of like the dog

food in the road warrior. That was on trivia and I wanted to shoot someone. see that's the thing dude I just thought that I was like oh yeah he ate dog food in the road where which I watched last week neat I didn't go to the internet and put it in a trivia section

I will let I'll tease this you updated the trivia section you know the one I'm gonna get my gun out no I've got a whopper of a trivia coming up just coming up oh no wait for it I'm glad you finished that word by the way because you're like I got a whop and I was like pardon me Steve I'm Italian I could say it

exactly it's classic rigs like hey fellas doing illegal stuff here and it's an instant shootout wouldn't you know it instantly these dudes are shooting at you again uh and like it's a big it's a fun action scene rene rousseau really starts to reveal that she can kick ass oh yeah oh dude what what but ray russo can hit someone she can fight it's a cop who can fight oh my god she's not just a girl let her fight melkinson gives the fuck it like he watched a pig take flight he's just like what

what's happening a lot of these actions do go on a little long for my taste we do eventually we drive out of there we got the pickup truck with the guns in the back we stop for the dog which is cute we do and we go back to René Rousseau's place bring the dog with us and everything

absolutely and she wants to take care of his she's not going to take care of his wounds she's like I can get you a band-aid or something she's like he's like bleeding from the back Oh, you got to suck the venom out. Yes. Well, because she's like, I grew up with four brothers. That's always the excuse.

And it's like, unless there was a broken bone or you were, blood was gushing out, suck it up already. And now the only, so he's looking around her place and he's like, wow, I'm really, A, it's really attractive. B, I love fight. She loves fighting. And oh man, what is, what else do we know about the Riggs character? He loves three stooges.

The only way this makes sense that any human being in the mid-90s would have the Three Stoog's CD-ROM running. It was her birthday yesterday, and her mom was like, I don't know, she likes the Three Stooges. She gave it to her, and she's like, oh, this sucks. And you know what? And kind of left it off. You know what?

I was thinking she's got a nephew, a niece maybe. Sure. And she just has it for when they come over, you know, you do this. Well, yeah, I yell at my brother. Cricky, does this get leisure sullieri? It's my favorite game. Third option, you're me and you had this game. No, fucking way.

Hold on a second. That's like a 12 year old, right? Well, yeah. I was a child. So what are the stooges getting up? What are you going to do? You got to help them? They're getting up to various mishaps and whatnot.

I think they were throwing hot dogs at each other. It's basically you would play and they're kind of the stories of three stooges short. It's kind of like a food fight sort of thing. It was, I think, I don't know, I'm not saying for sure, but I think it was possibly the same company or maybe some of the same people. that did that Home Alone 2 video game were the drawing of the characters

hyper-realistic is the wrong word but they were clearly like cartoons made to look exactly like the actors like they were just a little more realistic like the Genesis Ghostbusters game with the heads are really large to show you how they look and the bodies are tiny and it's creepy.

That's almost exactly what this Three Stooges game was and yeah you just kind of fucked around as the team of Stooges. I would like to get some big head on my tiny body. The thing that bum me out though as much as you know curly was great shemp erasure wow are you fucking kidding oh really curly or bus really do we get a curly joe at all oh no curly jo barely got three stooches shorts himself honestly i hated that guy fuck him he sucked

you were a little kid nobody this is a grown woman that is allowed by the state to live by her own well the thing she should not be playing this game computers were new and it was like very fascinating and it's like of course she's got a computer because she's a small smart cop. She's smart cop for sure. You know, she's looking at files. And then at night, she plays the Stooges. There's like no furniture in this house. It's a very weirdly barren. It's the killer apartment. Yeah. I was like, are you hiding out? Like what? Get a couch so that you can fuck on it because yes, of course, we get so turned on by ripping off jaws and we're comparing scars and whatnot. Oh, yes. It's so sexy. And we get down to fucking and like, first of all, this Rottweiler is just watching. I do like the gag of, even the Gottweiler's like, you shouldn't be having sex and like rolls over. Aren't you on the job right now? I don't want to see this. Hey, isn't Danny Glover supposed to be in this movie?

Is he alive still? Speaking of which, that's where we go next, right? Riggs goes over to his big boat scene. His boat drunk freak out. I got to tell you, man, I, you know, I grew up on boats. My parents got rid of the boats before I was of legal drinking age. I had one boat. Sure.

The fleet of boats. Heat was disbanded. No, but it was, where it was like, you know, my mother and father had a boat, her sister. But then the Spanish Armada sang. Sure. Finally. My family had boats.

All right. All right. Point is, I never got to get drunk on my own boat. I would love to just sit in a fucking marina, drinking a beer, getting rock back and forth as the sun sets. Really great. Never got to do it. Very envious of Danny Glover's boat drunkness.

Not the whole sad about it. his life thing. I am very envious. I would love to get ripped on a boat. Never had the pleasure. You can rent a pontoon boat. It's easy enough. Party barge. Are we doing that? I think we are now. We should do that. Summers right around the moment. That's fine. We can't do that. Pirate radio, dude, go on International Waters podcast out there. We could say whatever we want out there. But yeah, so he's wasted and Mertagr, or Riggs is trying to like cheer him up and whatever.

and it's first of all he pulls a gun on him during this argument which is like all right let's fucking dial it back a little bit dude like we are partners and even you know Riggs is like what are you can do shoot me like sticks his finger and like doing the whole fucking Bugs Bunny thing or whatever don't do that stop doing that

and then yeah and then it devolves into a shoving match it's like get off my boat they fall into the water he thinks that Riann slept with him yeah because Rianne came to your trailer Oh, no, Raj, we, we, we, we, uh, that was from the previous script. We changed that before. Dan, did you get today's pages? You read enough.

You, he's got the wrong script. And then the sheriff's department comes by and a boat. And this is kind of funny, right? They're in the water together. It's like what's going on there. Oh, we're LAPD getting to the bottom of a case. You get, of scotch. Yeah.

Of scotch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah, just keep, keep driving. because we got stuff to talk about. This is why I want a fake police badge so much. Oh, yeah.

You can get it. I'm just telling you it's eventually going to add in tragedy. It'll be fun for a couple days. It's for distance stuff, right? It's like, uh, Hey, you know,

keep driving. Not an up close. No, like if I get pulled over, I'm not going to use it. A quick flash, yeah. A quick flash.

Yes. Yeah, it's like the gentleman today when I was waiting for my lift saying he wanted to to pull on my hair. What? Oh, really? I'm growing it out again. I don't know.

People, I see the thing is like, wait, and then this guy flashed a police bad? No, that's what I wish I could do. I'm not following the insane fucking day.

My insane fucking day. Because people don't understand what it's like to walk in the shoes of an albino. It's true. I don't. I don't look normal anywhere in the world.

Eric, I did watch powder. Okay, I'm not that bad. Okay. I'm not doing anything like that. That guy was like an alien or something. It's true.

No, no, no, no. One time, we were driving, me and my dad and my brother were going fishing and we were getting up to the more boat stories. The cabin, no, no, well, that's got nothing to do with the boat. We didn't even get there yet. You got to the cabin and Professor

Connobe left the tape there. Would you like to tell my childhood story? It looks like he does. The necronomicon was read from this tape. You're right. That's exactly what happened. Anyway, in lethal weapons, three. No, what's the story? We got pulled over a right, middle of the night, the cop comes up, and my dad had his, when you retire, you get like a retired

badge, you know? That's the one I mean. And he just went, one of the old timers, didn't even look at the guy really. He was like, wow. And the guy was like, you got it. And I was like, dad's amazing. That was the coolest thing I've ever seen. Above the law. Yeah. I mean, well, I didn't know that he kidnapped those two kids. Right. One of the old guy, idiot. So there's an airborne alert for this exact car. That albino cop just called himself. a lieutenant. I think it's Lou. How are they, uh, those kids doing it right back there? One of the old times. Okay. You enjoy it.

Yeah, they're probably talking too much. I'll just buy my own business. That old timer peeled out awfully fast. That dog wasn't moving, right? It was just, it seemed like it. See, that is so cool. I just wish I could have something to flash to tell people don't talk to me. You know what? Your penis is good for that. Someone comes up to you, dude. Just start waggling that out. It is horrifically. So, Eric, you can keep walking. So I was waiting for my ride. I couldn't really keep walking.

And this man was saying he wanted to play with my hair. That is a little, you know what I'm sorry to have. At least it's all I wanted to play with, though. I guess it could have been my penis. It also could be that. There's no like revelation in this scene either. It's just grab, like literally what, what takes, uh, Daddy Glover out of this funk is grab ass. Yes.

The thing that you have to take away, though, is Mertaw. mourning the fact that he murdered this kid and he says like you ever kill a baby like all that stuff and then Riggs whole side of it is like well I'm mad because your retirement fucking up me life yeah it's like okay cool you break up to bed

I just killed a kid that came over for Thanksgiving three years in a row and Mel Gibson's biggest problem is if you retire your wife isn't going to do my laundry I have to go back to my beach house and not be at your house I'm your housemate man And don't you know that now?

It's such a one-sided thing. And the thing that sucks is Danny Glover has to be like, you're right, my problem. No, he sees, I'm totally sorry. Are you right? I didn't think how my, my retirement that is about me and my family's plans would affect you. Yes. From my incredible dangerous job. Right.

The dangerous job, the accidentally murdering your friend, not your friend, your son's friend. Yeah. And your son potentially being interested in gangs. Maybe it is time to leave. You think a little bit of him, like Murtaugh is just like, oh, it was Mr. Super Nintendo at 2 o'clock in the morning? That's what happens. You know what I mean?

A little bit of like a, ooh, someone had to drink the last of the soda. It was like, it was Darrell. Darrell drank the last. I told you, kids, the last pizza pizza is daddies. Now Darrell's dead. You put two of them for two slides. one for each slice of pizza I didn't get to eat that night.

A man who could take a bath by himself might not have shot Daryl. When I said I don't want to come in here anymore, I was right. And now Daryl is dead. I warned everybody months in advance. Man, you're at the sleepover and the parent is telling telling the friend that you,

you all have to be quiet. Uh-huh. But it was always... And then he murders you six months later. Well, because it was always the angriest dads. It was always the most pissed-off dads that the ones that were like, I'm trying to watch golf. Yeah.

Or whatever. Ed, so setting of what's going to happen right after this, uh, there was a scene where we see, uh, Tyrone calling Billy Bedlam at the thing being like, I want out of this fucking thing. Oh, guys are fucking it up left Jack Travis well it's first is Billy Bedlam then Jack Travis

takes it from him oh I oh right because Jack Travis hears Billy Bedlam like kind of fucking it up business call it and then let the district manager handle this Tyrone's like I am leaving this I like I don't want any of this and the check Travis is like Tyrone if you leave this the only your dentist will be able to identify the body and I'm like kind of great and then it's just like well okay I need good ammo just give me my ammo it's handled and And this guy's totally fine at delivering that line. But if De Niro or Tom sing their little teeth into that. I'm sure they would have been fantastic.

But so this happened. And then right after the boat, I think, is. It's a funeral. Daryl's funeral, which they lift almost directly from the end of Cooley High. Right. It's almost the exact fucking scene. Is it with Boys to Men as well? It's that song by the original band.

Okay. Well, I mean, that that song was the 90s, man. It was either a funeral or a prom. It's just, you know what I mean? One of the other. You have both slow danced and cried horribly to that song. Possibly in the same night. So that morning of we had the shaving scene.

Thank you, Dad, for killing my friend. Word, Nick. And then, now we're at the funeral. And the father of Darrell comes up. Thank you for killing my son. Just find the good. Well, at least the mother slaps him in the face. Yes.

Thank God. You know what, dude? Like, what the fuck are you doing here? Exactly. You should not be attending this funeral. It's reveling in your car. crimes like a serial killer. Yes. I'm sorry. Again, this is Los Angeles in 1990 fucking three and this kid was gunned down

by the cops. The cop does not get to go to the fucking funeral or if he does, he gets slapped to the face by the mother. That is how that works. You have the conversation. If you want to do this, have the conversation. He goes to see the parents and talks to them and you have that conversation with them. And then they, it would be insane and stupid, but they invite him to the funeral. Tell me it's not true. Tell me. Let's not. Tell me you didn't gun my son down because he was making fart noises at 4 o'clock in the morning. I told him I had to get up early the next day and he wouldn't stop.

You killed my baby for making fart noises. He was just up at 2 a.m. playing booger man. He also stole pizza. Did he tell you about the pizza fever? He didn't see your name on the pizza. He didn't see it. I thought all I had to do was avoid the noise. not Daryl

the commercial says Avoid the noid It doesn't say anything about Avoid the Daryl You're terribly selfish And he shot that kid And then they had to change The mascot was out

They had to change the whole campaign Because of this Somebody ordered the Playboy channel At 2 o'clock of the morning And I wanted to know who it was That is Daryl That is $35 I specified

At the top of the night You can order WrestleMania but if my cable bill has any fuck flicks on it you're going down darrell you killed my baby over a pair of titties there were more than pair of titty sam let me tell you something there mrs darrell there have been many nicks and they have broken many of my rules this nick has been doing pretty well so far oh a single pair of titties in a film that was clearly titled outrageous orgies 12 I don't think so They all enjoyed it

They all enjoyed it Get a grip lady I mean also the weird thing At least you know Where I have experienced You know funerals and whatnot The funeral is really for It's for the real heads

Yes For the close friends The family You know what I mean You're not going to the cemetery The murderer should go to the wake At the ghost Not only the murder

The murderer brought his family to the fucking. Trish is there. Trish, no, Trish should have gone with Nick. With Nick. Sure. And that's what it is. That's it. Fucking Riggs and René Russo are also there hanging in the back.

Excuse me. Okay, hi, hi. Who's this kid? Oh, sorry. Oh, I fell in the grave. I fell in the grave. All right. Okay.

I fell on the hole. Well, we all felt really bad. So I actually invited all of the LAPD. They're all here. They're all here to shoot guns into the air for your side. Funerals, that's showboating. You shouldn't have one. It's annoying.

Don't try to put this on people. It's a lot of money. People don't realize how much money that is. It's not worth having. It's a scam just like anything else. I will not have a funeral because there's no, first of all, no one cares about you as much as you think.

Is this a Viking funeral you're setting up? No, I've already got the Folgers Christos can. There you go. Oh, okay. Andrew's going to figure it out for me. Oh, he's doing it. Okay. he's got power of attorney

Oh great man He can also pull the plug But very importantly Yes the guy says He doesn't thank him For murdering his son But what he does say

Is you find the man That put the gun in my son's hand It's a very important thing That the hero of this film Should carry through through the end Oops I don't do it Riggs got there for it's It's insane

Because you make all of this It is a pretty emotional scene It also has vibe Speaking of Jaws funny enough of Mrs. Kittner slapping Boy Shider in the face there. And you knew about it.

All that shit, right? Very weird, the parallels to Jaws in Leather weapon three. Very odd. But yes, that should be, like Riggs is on a mission

and the closest you get is like this very next scene where we're raiding this house and he's got the gun in the kid's chin. It's kind of cool because like now Mertah is the one that's unhinged.

He's rigsing out. Yes. And he's like, he's like, it's a weird, like the movie realized it's running long so like it's like really quick like it's a montage almost yeah it's a montage we got this guy we got that guy and then all of a sudden they have tyrone i'm like isn't he

like the underbos shouldn't that have been like a scene that should have been a scene yeah yeah but we had to make room for the pesci saying i got a rectal exam what what what what who did that well also we have to have a separate scene where you take down evil out hal ashby yeah because they go to this garage yeah that's the garage they get and this is it's kind of stupid because it's similar like oh my god she can fight and I was like I know it happened in the last warehouse scene but Danny Glover wasn't there so he has to learn it now he's all

mystified and also Belkives is just jacking up I watch and do this oh yeah rigs didn't get to come last time he was just watching a kind of disbelief this one he can actually come to and there is a bit of a crescendo when she kills like when she gets like three guys at once and he's like

oh yeah yeah yeah same her times yeah she does it is this now the mission that the younger kid is on Chuck, whatever. No, that's coming up next. After, yeah. After the ballgame. It's one of, they get one of the guys who did the actual run, like

somebody who's been running the guns with Tyrone. Yes. And he's the one who's like, you know, it's Jack Travis. Yes. I'm not, yeah, I don't know any Jack Travis. And Riggs is like, I didn't say his name was Jack motherfucker. And then that's it. There's no, no more scenes with this dude. There's not. And I mean,

to Eric's point, this is, like, the biggest botch of this movie, which is a really cool idea. The captain, a character that we, we love, gets kidnapped by Jack Travis, like,

get the car captain. In the fucking precinct parking, like, you're a real, and the captain's, you're a real piece of shit, you know that. It's so good.

It's awesome. But it's, but then we cut, as opposed to, like, we should be with the captain whilst he's kidnapped. Absolutely.

He just cut to grab ass and like, this is the part when they go to the police station and Dolores shows up. See, that's like, You're right. Like, freeing a hostage, especially one that you know, is a big movement. Totally.

And we set that up, and then the movie takes a fucking break. It takes a break, and then we cut back to it, and then he's going to the oven and it's longer. Then we cut away and then we cut back. It's like, that's not how you make that movie. Dolores drops in. This is also where he tricks Danny Glover into trying to do like a fucking spin kick. It's so stupid. Meanwhile, the captain is in trouble.

Nobody knows. I'm in trouble over here, you guys. You stupid motherfuckers. I'm gonna demode you if I get hurt What the fuck did I reinstate you for? So in this scene Dolores

You know He knocks over Danny Glover knocks over a water bottle And the whole fucking audience The whole police Office claps yet again And then Dolores shows up Now he's hiding under a desk

And she's like Ooh I love that man Here's flowers for him He is the jelly in my jelly roll Is the jam and my jelly roll I am to be trivia Uh oh Dolores says that Murta

is the jam in my jelly roll. They're not. While this line may have originally been intended as a euphemism referencing Dolores's buxum and curvy figure, it can also be interpreted

as a profane statement. Yes. As a reference to the female anatomy at a certain time of the month. Oh, my. No, no, no, no, no. Yes. I thought we were talking about cream pies.

No, viewers may be... That cream pie would make more sense because isn't this a nice thing she's saying, but here it's saying, oh, you're so bad, you're making the blood come out of me. I thought that was meant to be like that he makes me wet.

Yes, that's what it is. Well, he doesn't, a man don't cause periods. Not that I've heard of. You know what I mean? I thought it's called that type of the blood. I think somebody might be playing with the IMDB. I think it might not be quite on the up and up.

I think it's also a thing where it's like, it's not that much of a one to one. The jam in my jelly roll. Like what does, what makes a jelly roll special? It's the jam that's. You know what I mean? He's the thing that completes me. He's the apple of my eye. That's what we say.

She's not talking about minstrating. Actually, trivia, apple of the eye might mean you're on your period. Because you thought about because of you. Apples can be read. I actually also heard that expression, don't count your chickens before they're hatched. Not really about making a decision before you have all the information. No, it's actually about periods. Oh, okay.

It's about menstruating. Crazy. Because it might not hatch because that's why. It's literally not hatching. That's the problem. That's correct. But also part of their heads are red so that, yeah, there it goes right there. Quick, add this all the IMDV.

Like this helpful person. I mean, this fucking lunatic. What's the, what's the helpfulness number there? Tomato is also about periods. That makes sense. Let me guess 15 thumbs up, 20 thumbs date. 16 out of 50 found that interesting. Oh, that's a lot of thumbs down.

That's good. I was assuming everyone on IMDB was stupid. But those are 16 of the dumbest people using the internet. What's good for the goose is also good for the gander. The gander being your. You're menstrual cycle. I can barely finish it. You know what?

Yes, sir. So Travis takes Captain Murphy to the evidence area. You know, give me the lockup keys. I mean, just waltz in this dude in around other cops, like executing them. But also, like, a couple of these guys. get got quick. We're talking about heat. Great LA crime drama.

Sure. Possibly one of the best. It's as if during the fucking bank robbery you cut away to Al Pacchita like, yeah, I'm just getting a sandwich.

Oh no, why you put too much mayonnaise on my sandwich? It just doesn't make any fucking you kill any drama or it diffuses everything. It diffuses the momentum of the film.

Because you don't want, you are no longer happy with the audience who's there for the thrills and everything else. You are now fucking catering to the fucking babies. And you have to be like, look, isn't it fun that they're kind of, they're kicking shit. Isn't that fun?

And it's not a person. It's just a water bottle. So they determine René Russo's like, all right, well, we used the computer and realized that he hacked the LAPD mainframe. Let's not think about that too much. And this is how he knows where all the guns are being kept or whatever. Where's the next stockpile of guns? Oh, it's this place.

This is where our little Billy the kid is like, oh boy, Mr. Riggs. Oh, boy, I'd sure love to come along on this police adventure. Can I come? Can I come? I've never met the almighty Mr. Riggs. Can I go, can I go meet the almighty Mr. Riggs? And it's his birthday. So when he gets instantly murdered, it's like, happy birthday kid and run away, never think about him again.

Well, because I think the idea would be like in a world where this movie means. In a world. Maybe you kill the captain, right? Like, oh my God, the captain got shot. And maybe that's part of his script Much like the best bad boys movie Yes, of course And then next week

Hey, if I got shot in the previous movie Here's a tape of what you should do Oh that bad boys Riggs and Murtock That bad boy's fourth looks not good I'm not happy that it's even happening I can't believe he gets the Jamie Kennedy if you're watching this tape

You're in a sequel What are the chances I'm thinking very high. Uh-oh. That we're getting a pretty obvious reference to the slap in this movie. Yeah, 100%. I think it's a hundred.

I do think it's 100. I would put, I don't know. You know, I've lost money on this show before. You might want to button up there, dude. Not enough. You got an expensive wedding. No, I think it's definitely happening.

I can't imagine them not doing that. And you know what? Do it. I'm so sick and tired of everyone pretending like that was the worst thing to happened to anything. Just get off your fucking high force. If anything, they should slap each other more. You know, celebrities, I'm watching this thing. You're getting golden

statues. Beat the shit out of each other. The problem there was that Chris Rock didn't answer back with a, you know, a five-finger surprise. So there's a cave system underneath LAPD? Yes. Yes. Of course. And by the way, this Billy kid that gets iced really quickly. How about Jack icees him in the

in the climax or something? Yes. Let's save some of this. Yes. Yeah. I would have, I mean, this whole we don't need also we don't need any more again unless it is the captain we don't need any more impetus to really make this one personal in quotation marks no exactly uh you know he's already supposed to be avenging his son's dead friend that he killed the movie forgot who they're avenging exactly you got to pile it up i suppose i mean so he gets uh the they they start robbing it the fucking they all find out what's happening so it's renre russo daddy glover rigs

Billy the kid they all get down there and like almost immediately Billy the kid gets shot in the heart and like the rudest thing you could possibly do is when you're trying to see

if a kid this kid you just met it's like dead and you're just like oh well happy birthday kid I'm like what the fuck the delivery is so wrong right here because he's not sad about it

it's like a well told you so yeah it absolutely is you weren't as good as Riggs. Fuck you. Yes. Totally.

You clearly weren't cut out for this job. I better drain my willy before I get on the rest of this. Oh, well, I'll just go on your corpse. I love the Reaper to be taking this kid's silver. Shit, Riggs,

that's pretty cool. You know what I mean? This is all they realize. Oh, hi Riggs. Hi, Reaper. That's my best friend,

the grim Reaper. We're almost like co-workers at this point. He's got a bedroom in my place. I set him up. he knucks them down. The old alley-y-up to the afterlife. I'm number 12 on the old time list. And now you'd think a climax of a film would be entertained.

I feel like this is the boringest part. What even... What even happens to the captain? Do we see him be released? No, here's exactly what happens to the captain, because the movie does forget. So they realize, okay, how are they getting... Because they figure out, okay, well, they're not taking the guns right out of...

They're not coming back up. What are they doing? The L.A. Subway or whatever. Subway's right there. The truck train. Yeah, Billy, which are real. Billy the kid has the line, like, L.A.'s got a subway? Oh, well, collateral hadn't come out yet.

Come on. I understand that. That's true. And neither had volcano. Yeah. But yeah, so then they go down into, and there's like a station that's under construction. Sure. Again, automatic weapons firing immediately.

The captain kind of breaks free. He, someone's about to kill Riggs, I think. Oh, okay. And the captain fucking tackles this dude. They go down onto the tracks. And this is the guy. Billy Bedlam gets it. Billy Bedlam.

He kicks him in the stomach and he falls on the third rail. Yeah. And he kills that guy. That's a good one. It's pretty cool, right? But then the captain gets up and he's like, well, that's it for me in the movie. It's the last time you see him. Because you want him to be like, you guys, we've had our differences, but you saved my ass.

Exactly. Or whatever. Riggs, what happened to Edwards? Oh, he's dead. I told him happy birthday As long as you're doing, Riggs As long as you wish him happy birthday That's right

No, the funny thing is They leave the captain there They steal his car That's right The captain's car is the one That Riggs is driving Well Riggs is on the motorcycle And Mertah's driving the car

And we just drive to the abandoned The work site That we've seen a couple times Well they're chasing The first is the chase Down the freeway That's not finished Right, yeah

It's got a speed Which is Speaking of the LA subway, this is the, this is sort of one of the better set pieces of the movie, like the, the, the motorcycle going off the unfinished bridge, he's hanging on the, he's hanging on the rope. It's, it's photographed really well. It looks really nice. It's pretty sweet. But then once we get, didn't Yon DeBott? Yon DeBot shot it. He did. Yeah, yeah, baby. Man, he should stick to shooting movies and not directing them. Didn't he direct speed? Yes. Oh, really? He gets a full-time pass. Okay. Well, go on. Go-go. Go go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. watch the haunting, Chris. He's got you there. You got the one-two speeded and twister and twister kind of rules. Yeah, I guess I need to revisit his filmography. What has he done for me lately? Probably not. I think perfect storm might have been him.

No, Wolfgang. That's what you get your Germans mixed up. That's a fucking sad movie. That is a very sad movie. That I've seen more than five times were just kind of sick. I don't even think Jan DuBont has made another movie even close to speed. But speed alone. Cradle Life Tomb Raider. You love that one. Yes. The Haunting Speed 2. Granted Twister and Speed.

Those are nice. But then after that, he found himself in a pickle. He's been gone ever since. See, so this is a guy who's legitimately in movie jail. Yes. Yes. We were talking about how Damien Chazel is not in movie jail. Kids don't know movie jail. They don't know it right. They're not saying it right. They're just like saying

stuff and they don't know what it is. He hasn't been around for three years. You can't just say that. So he's in movie jail. So yes, the car goes or the motorcycle goes off. The dudes shoot the shit out of the the chief's car, captain's car rather, and then it's like,

yeah, we know, Joe Pesci, this is the annoying part. Joe Pessi shows up in his convertible and it's like, oh,

because they, they ask him earlier in the movie, figure out whatever Verde, the business, Mesa Verde. Yeah, look into Mesa Verde, see what's going on here.

He comes up at this point and he's like, here's this place that they've been, you know, this construction site, kind out in the desert, blah, blah, they're like,

all right, we know that the audience doesn't want you to come along for the rest of, of this movie. We're going to shoot the shit out of your car tires so you can't follow us. Guys, guys, I got today's pages. I got today's pages. I know what the climax is. No, it's not the band in the music park. That was last week's pages. We're not doing that anymore. It's going to be the construction site. God, will you just fuck off back to casino? Jesus Christ.

Yeah, so here we go. The finale, we're out at Mesa Verde's construction site here. and all these houses still like just the bones skeletal structure kind of thing it's a cool idea I got to move away from factories it's got to stop we need a new thing that's very true this apparently was an actual like development that lost money and they were going to tear it down so why not burn it down for the movie this is that is the engine I think that is the biggest thing we lost burning down real things yeah actually like actual buildings you got to give it to what's like Tyler Perry that fucking idiot who directed

the Alex Cross movie having those old fucking theaters that were about to get demolished and shit like that and there gives it character like actually a civic research department that looks out for like what's going to be destroyed pretty soon

hey it's like don't undervalue your location department yes you know what I mean it looks real do you know how good that is it looks like not a computer made it's real yes So, yeah, I mean, in this fight, I mean, I wanted to be longer. Not longer.

I wanted to be better because it is long. Yes. I was checking my watch. There's not much, it's not much fighting. It's all guns. And then like the fire trail kind of does the most of the work. Which is cool. And I like to see the things burn.

Lorna, Rinda Rousse will get shot here. And it's like, oh, no, these are caught killing bullets. Is this the end of Lorna? Very important also. No. Danny. No. Danny Glover has brought this machine gun that like the whole thing is going to avenge my son's

friend. I'm going to kill this. I'm going to kill Travis with the fucking same gun. This opens up so many questions about Murtaugh's brain and how it works for me. Like I had so many questions. I'm like isn't the gun the bad thing? Wasn't that the whole thing? It was like the guns of the babies. But dude, much like some of our expressions we were saying a minute ago, what's good for the goose is good for the candor. You want to fucking have that gun out on the street? Here's what can happen with it. Yes, I'm going to go against my own personal morality. I'm on my

period. Hoisted by your own automatic ptard. Also meaning, yeah, hoisted by your own partard, that's definitely period talk. Absolutely. Yep, yep, yep. Oh, another one, I found, I just remember another one. I read this the other day, I think it was also on IMDB. A watch pot never boils. Oh, yeah.

That's about periods. See, these guns. All about periods. These guns shouldn't be in the hands of kids. killing other kids, they should be in hands of adults killing other adults all the time. That's what it really should be. But all this to say, the death blow on Travis comes

from rigs. Yes. Well, because I mean, I feel oh, hey, Danny, oh, really quick. I've got today's page and it supersedes your page because I complained and it's the Mel movie and I have a bad guy. It feels like that because this movement here like some

cool fights with them, like the house falls on him for a second, but he gets into a bulldozer. Right. That is like, oh, you can't shoot me because your bullets don't go through the metal. And then it's just like, oh, I give it here. And he shoots through and kills Travis. Which is wild. So let's recap for a second. Danny Glover has the gun. Yes. That was pointed at him. He has the gun now with the cop killer bullets in it. Right. He's close enough to Mel Gibson that he can throw him the gun. Yes. Why not just start spraying the bulldozers? It's so unfair to Danny Glover

that this is how they decided I packed you a lunch too Riggs Yeah Riggs is about to die That's the only reason that they give the win to him Is that like he's about to be crushed by this fucking thing Have it be Mertog He's unhinged This is his last case

This is avengement for the You know this is his thing Mel could weep over Lorna and be like Oh no are you okay baby Exactly because he lost his girlfriend in the last movie He has to value her more in this moment than he does. No, no, no. Danny, I'm sorry.

Have you seen the ranking for the hottest people in America, according to People magazine? I'm number one. Danny, I looked at it. You're not even on the top 50. You're not even close. I'm sorry, mate. I got to be the one to do it.

Riggs does have a good line, though, where Travis is like, go to hell, Riggs. And he goes, you first. But he's got two, because he does that, and then it's like, I think someone says cop killers,

like ex-cop kill. Yeah, that's right before it. Yeah, that's another decent one, I guess. Well, you want a hat on a hat. That's always the, it makes it better. He's like a bullet at China shop. Oh, that's also about your... That's totally about periods. Absolutely, yeah, yeah. Oh, even a broken clock is right twice a day? Yep. Periods. Don't carry your chickens before the hatch. Yeah, we... We mentioned that one already. A shit. But don't worry, it's still about periods. It hasn't changed. We did settle that out. But the thing is, right, you were saying, like, he doesn't get to do the, oh, Lorna's stuff. Yes, he does. Just after he gets to be the hero. he gets both of it. I fucking hate this.

The movie's over. Shut up. Open your eyes, baby. Open your eyes. What do you have to lose? And she says, you? And he goes, not likely. And then he goes, hey, Lorna. This is kind of a good line. But again, fuck this. Because you got to ice the bad guy too. He goes, hey, Lorna, let's live to regret this, huh? Great line. Sure. Great spin on you'll live to regret this. Very cool.

But it shouldn't be both. And then also, by the way, bye bye, Renee Russo. She gets fucking airlifted. End of her in this movie. We talk about her full recovery or whatever But yeah Then the next It's just back to the tub It's back to the tub We've got daddy's retirement cake

We do cover his cock Towl Dick in effect Just let the man take a fucking And he's like You know what Happy sequel day You know what You know what

You know what Nick Killing your best friend reminded me I love being a cop Yeah I got to keep being Be murdering and being now

scourge of my own community I love being a fucking cop and now they're not gonna move and also like the this is this really kind of hit close to home to me and it bothered me he has been saying like he's going to retire

right yeah I am the son of a cop I grew up very worried for my dad sure all the time I fucking hated it I hate that my dad was a cop like yes put food on the table he took care of us everything like that the worry that went into

it sucked it fucking sucked when I think about it now like it still sucks they are elated that this dude is going to do this right yes yes yes yes and when I tell you they don't like them maybe they don't want them around I think so my dad retired right

after 9-11 he came out of retirement I was fucking devastated yeah right because it's like oh I finally could stop feeling that way and now I have to feel that way all over again that's the realistic response to this shit. These dudes are like we're supporting you, dad, we get it, we

fucking get it. No, because now you have to worry about dad not coming home all over Did your father ice what are your friends over a Blockbuster Reddzel or no? My dad ices out lots of friends he was terrifying to a lot of friends, but no, I don't think you ever murdered anything. No fatalities.

I don't think any fatalities. It is pointed that Nick is the first one to say, we support you dad. Yeah, he's the first one to say it. Daryl deserved it, Dad. You're right. Thank you so much for killing my friend. I'm so glad he's dad.

My friend Sammy didn't bring back my Sega game. Could you get him next? Oh, I haven't forgotten about Sammy. Tell me you didn't kill Sammy over Togeam and Earl. Tell me you didn't kill Sammy over Togeamadr. We bought it. We bought it for our boy. His time was up.

I told those kids. Lights out at 11. For you, Nick. Togeam and Earl. You're all going to be. Not to mention he had Earthworm Gym with him too. And then what happens?

I get up at 11.03 p.m. and they're all still up. What you want me to do? Not shoot him in the head? I just, I have hated this fucking ending. It's so stupid. It's so, I mean, look, and it also just

robs the movie of any agency. Of course, Joey, uh, Joey Pesci shows up, and he farts at it. Oh, everyone's kind of going to get to jump the tub together. It's amazing. I finally sold the house. Can you believe it? I finally sold the fucking house. It's like, we're staying.

Oh, boy. Also, why can't you just move to a better house? I mean, I don't know. I think he's sunk too much money. Oh, yeah. That's right. Because that's after the first movie, dude, that's when you give it up and get out. You don't rebuild the living room. Because you rebuilt the living room, which means you had to rebuild the fucking toilet

explosion. You know, like, come on. Don't they finally in the last movie burn the house to the ground completely? I believe so. Yeah, I gently he does burn the whole place down. It's completely good. God bless him. So Mel shows up. It's the end of the movie. He kisses René on

the cheek and it's like, what was that? Rian. Rian, apologies. Rian on the cheek and now like Danny Glover's like, what's that about? It's a platonic little kiss. I'm going to go see Lana. Who, by the way, hi audience. She's alive. We're not going to see it. She's alive though. She's totally fine. Trust us.

And we're in like just this whole We already have a dog and everything. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'm moving in with her. I don't have to live in my trailer, you know, on the beach anymore. My question about that, and I don't know if we brought this up during the first one, if he owns that property, I'm not sniffing it. That's pretty fucking nice.

Yeah. But if he just has to have to squat, he's squatting there. I think certain you can, like, rent a parcel to put it on. Yeah, really? Probably that. Oh, because I just figured what happens is every time the cops roll up, sticks his badge out the window, he goes, one of the old timers. just drive off.

I'm sure he does. Yeah, I mean, that's it. They drive away bickering, you know. Bicker over the credits. Is there a post credit? There certainly is anybody. I find this on IMDB because I didn't watch it. Did anybody stick around with the stinger?

So you hear the thing right over the credits. Uh-oh, they're responding to another code two bomb threat thing. Stinger of the movie is they show up to it and it's just like this ADR. It's not even them. There's no closeups. It's all just far away. The car pulls up. ADR bickering. Oh, let's wait for the bomb squad this time. Oh, no, we'll just get out of the car and stand there or whatever. A Mel Gibson stunt double gets out of the car. The building explodes. He gets back in the car. Reverse, reverse. And they like peel out and drive away before they get in front. No, they should have stuck with the shitty out of the shitty. Sounds like he was like trying to do like a rock. Like, there's a hunger and sad. Because Eric Clapton is also on the track being Eric Clapton. That is the.

The end of Lethal Weapon 3, directed by the great Dick Donner, go around the horn here. Final thoughts, Eric Siska. Yeah, it's a light recommend, even after all that griping. Because, I mean, Danny and Mel, they got this good chemistry. I guess I got nostalgia for the franchise. Some of the action scenes are good, but there's a lot bogging this down. So it's almost not a recommend, but it's a light one for me. Steve say that.

It's a not recommend. I have less nostalgia of this franchise, even though I do love. the first movie. You never saw the second. Exactly. I got to get on that second movie apparently. But this movie is not making me want to see the second movie because it's just, it's a messy, messy sequel that it throws everything at the wall

and not a ton sticks. That's me. I'll leave the lethal weapon expert. For last, I will say it's a light recommend you have to see those first two movies after that. Only if you're really like the first two should you continue this is it's really clogged like eric said some good set pieces for sure

no doubt about it dick donner can direct action scenes like nobody's business but boy is this a crowded thing and fucking just peshy with that die job you can't unsee it no you cannot unsee it very unfair uh Chris cabin final thought I think it's a light recommend I think it's

a Simpson season 12 situation there's still stuff there of what I like enough that I'm not pissed Tamaco yeah like there's stuff there it's a great analogy honestly

and like I so like again yeah like what Eric said like Mel and Danny really are what I'm here for and they clearly the producers understand that

and kind of did a little too much with it but whatever you know I get what I kind of want from it but yeah like this is you see this and then you know what four is and you see all like

the beginning of the end you're just like oh they just doubled down on the worst decisions here to make the fourth one and they got rid of all the good stuff from what we liked about the first two movies is now completely

gone and in the trade you get gently but really I mean come on I like all the shit with like Uncle Benny and all that stuff it's fine better than these cops but I prefer this to the fourth one by quite a margin a light recommend there we go and just real

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This month was a wild one. It was. Yeah, we had sexy teacher Gil get into some trouble for being a sexy teacher. A little bit of hot soup there. And then on Melrose's place, I feel like everybody's getting in hot. just wall-to-wall. Just hot soup. Totally. So you want to check all that out.

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Now here on We Hate Movies, the show continues next week. I believe we're going to Horror Town, Steve. are we are we're we're we're gonna take a drive up to the house on haunted hill 1999 yeah that's not the vincent price classic no chris katan non-classic that one specific uh so yeah that's that's gonna be a real mind fuck for me because i saw that movie a bunch like in 1999 2000 i want to say james marsters from buffy is in that movie for three seconds i feel like the last time i saw it i wasn't into buffy so i don't know but i do know I've never seen this once.

Oh, boy. Strap in for fucking this. Chris Catan performance you're about to see it might give me a monkey boner. Oh, there it is. So until next week where we got a one-way ticket to Stupid City with the House on a Haunted Hill remake.

I've been Andrew Jupin. Steven Zadak. Eric Siska. Chris Cabin. Take it easy. Thank you.