We Hate Movies - S14: On-Screen Live 11.27.23 Napoleon, Good Burger 2, Dream Scenario, Thanksgiving & More!

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

On the triumphant return of OSL after a two-week break, we're reviewing all kinds of movies including Royal (or Rotten?) Rid's Napoleon, Phil Traill’s Good Burger 2, and Eli Roth's Thanksgiving. We're also going over the holiday weekend box office, and even a couple truly rancid Secret Movies™️ that star the likes of Uma Thurman, Samuel L. Jackson and Morgan Freeman! Hachi machi! DON’T MISS  OUT! Get tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause on 12/7 at White Eagle Hall in Jersey City! Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!  

It goes out. You don't know. A rupt slam explode. That's right, gang. A lot of Tim Allen joshing, a lot of the Santa Claus joshing, a lot of praise for Judge Reinhold in this movie. Oh, absolutely. Because you better believe he is cuckin' Tim Allen in this. Oh, yeah.

It's beautiful. December 7th, White Eagle Hall, Jersey City, New Jersey, Tri-State area. We want to see you out for the final live show of 2023. Tickets available at WHMpodcast.com. Let her go. My baby, go back to me. Hey, hey, Santa Claus. What is going on, everybody?

Welcome to on-screen live. My name is Andrew Dupin. We're back after two long weeks and not doing the show. We're back in business. And y'all are back in business checking out the show, checking out the stream live here. How's it going? Tense-Zangetsu-59.

I like that. That was a mouthful. T.J. Gaines. Nick B. Let's see. Michael Aaron Reich. Ed Doherty. Captain Breadtop.

Oh, yeah. Sucked. Sucked points out what we got here. Full beard. That's right. Sucked. I hope you all had a good holiday. Should you have celebrated something over the last few

days. People celebrating stuff today. In the birthdays, we have Catherine Bigelow. Well, she turned 71 today. Let's see. Twin Peaks his own Kimmy Robertson, 69. Nice. American hero, Bill Nye. Protect

this guy at all cost, 67 today. Also turning 67 today, don't fuck with this guy in a bank. William Fickner. There he is. You and your friends are dead. And speaking of of murderous psychopaths. Erkle himself, Julele White.

No, turns 47. He's not a murderous psychopath. He's a good guy, as far as I can tell. Entertain me for years on end as Stephen Erkel there. So we're going to bring in some dudes now. Hope they had a tummy filling Thanksgiving. Up first,

Eric Oly and himself, Eric Siska. The tummies were filled. Ooh. And then filled again. The concept of leftovers is not forgotten here. got a thanksgiving sweater on yourself there dude of course it's it's uh it's a holiday season now right it's the holiday season uh let's see we got another guy here who uh i know for fact had a killer thanksgiving mr stephen zanak it had to be uh if i was there it's a killer thanksgiving you have me at your thanksgiving you're going up two not what what do you do you like

do you like juggle uh the the thigh bones and stuff? What kind of show do you put on? No, I just sort of sit menacingly in the corner and just sort of stew on my food. And they're like, oh, God, what's that guy's problem? Oh, man, he looks pissed. Exactly. People don't realize

Steve outside of this very dark and brooding figure. You do not want to run into him in an alley. No, no, no, no. Is that an interview with the vampire shirt, Eric? It is. Sick. I thought you were going to ask if this was a Nintendo's Boo the Ghost

with plus signs for eyeballs t-shirt because it is. Oh, wow. I've got a, I could do mine. It's a Japanese thing t-shirt. Oh, nice. Oh, the thing, not just the Japanese thing. I thought we're about to be looking at a Japanese thing. I didn't know what that meant.

Japanese cock right here. Right here on my shirt. Japanese thing. Oh, room for leftovers. Oh, yummy. Well, I'm glad you guys had a good Thanksgiving, of course. I did as well, by the way. I should mention that. You better? Yeah.

No, I better. I better. God damn mention it. You guys say something to Steve? Yeah, I want to answer Brian Isle's question here. These are not, this is an optical illusion. Those are not CDs or DVDs. Those are full-blown book, comic books, my friend. Like graphic novels. Those are two big stacks. They're farther back

so it looks like they're CDs. I can see where you're going with that. But no, that's where I keep my graphic novels. I thought those were a laser disc. I wish. that's the next like supreme waste of money for you steve get into the laser disc racket i saw one once and i was like maybe and i said no you can't i'll tell you what there was a time

uh in in the old life we were watching robocop like in an auditorium and it was like oh cool it's the criterion laser disc let's put it on having to switch sides four times to watch robocop i was immediately disinterested in getting back to that franchise It sounds like an OCP invention It's so poorly thought out We had a buddy over for things We watched a VHS tape

At the culmination of it And like VHS is fun You know what I mean Just pop it in and like The graininess it's all it all fits But yeah I'm not getting up to flip shit You know what I mean Like that's not that's not helping my drunk ass

No No And maybe it was because We were in like an actual movie theater And I had to keep running up To the projection group flip the sides But I would imagine like It's also just

as annoying in your living room. I never knew because my parents were straight up VHS, straight to DVD. There was no laser disk in between. My parents were VHS. That's it. Wow. Wow.

We left, they left physical media behind when DVD hit, which is a sad thing, but it's true. Wow. Well, you know, that's all right. All right, let's get into a gang. A lot of things have already come and gone. We take two weeks off. I mean, the whole more.

We're going to take a look at who was doing what at the box office this holiday weekend. This is highest gross. In some seltzer water there. All right. In number five, I'm glad it's still at least in the top five because it was its holiday this weekend. Thanksgiving. There it is. Eli Roth traditional slasher here coming in at five in week two.

7.2 million. Now what you'll see in the graphics here, fellas, this is 7.2 million for the weekend and then a total of 11 11 flat for the five day weekend. So Wednesday, Thursday tossed in. That's not the total. Because it opened like two weeks ago maybe or one week ago.

It's in its second week right now. So this was its second weekend. Got it. And so that 11 million is Wednesday, Thursday. I went down to the Alamo to see it and it was backed at least like it was like the 2 o'clock Alamo on Friday

on Black Friday was was pretty packed. I went two days before Thanksgiving so I think it wasn't really a high time to go to the movies and like Tuesday afternoon only one other person. Ooh, yeah.

We'll be getting our full thoughts on that a little later in the program here. another one here number four something that I wish did a little better for my uh vulture box office rankings trolls band together now this is the uh disgusting right look at those what was that hair what is that yeah well it's like the troll doll hair you know what are they doing on top of each other what i was in there was just posters for killers of the flower moon and trolls that was it but everywhere i went it was just either you're either a flower moon fucking building or or a troll's. Well, that's the seat of culture, right?

Jerry Lewis, troll dolls. France's got everything. Oh, yeah, dude. They are up on their comedy. So this was also in its second week. 17.5 on the weekend, $25 million on the five day. Okay. Not great. It's okay. I can't, I feel bad. I mean, like, there's some movies, like, for parents, I feel bad. I feel really bad for those trolls once. It just seems very grating. Even more so than, like, their minions, like, the minions at least, like,

I feel the minions have their juicy asses like you could look at that a little bit get kind of you know what I didn't get into that if you do it didn't trolls traditionally have juicy asses sound off in the chat did they have juicy juicy asses when you know I can tell you they definitely had juicy asses bumps in the front juicy

asses in the back ridiculous hair on top but I'll say Steve why I think I'd be able to tolerate trolls less as far as like our friends the minions because here's the other thing and I know there's like pop music in those mini movies and whatever the trolls the whole thing is they are like troll world recording artists so like the singing

is bad at it's really clever yeah it's all like songs from like seven years ago and you're like that song again yeah like at least like fucking minions you were just inundated with happy for a thousand years because the whole troll's thing is like babies bouncing and being like yay I'm dancing at the movie theater yes exactly all right now Oh, Eric, you'd look right at home And it trolls I'm doing it right? I want to be a baby bouncer.

Oh, dude, I'm sorry, baby, you can't come in here. No. No, this is for VIP babies. You're just a baby. Rusty, how are you? Okay, so the kid's stuff continues here. Making its lackluster debut at number three, Disney's Wish,

looking at a paltry, 95 and 32 million on the five day. I mean, not terrible, but just not great because, hey, it's the magic fucking budget number of the year, I guess. 200 million for this wish movie. What is this? Which dolls is this one about? This is a Disney's new one. I read, my wife read me the ending to this movie and it's stunning.

It's like, I don't want to spoil anything. I may tell you guys after, afterwards. Yeah. But the ending kind of tries to like create more of a universe of Disney animated movies. Nice. Nice. Nice.

Yes. Yes. Nope. Walt Disney walks in. Tell you about this protocol thing. He's got an iPad. Exactly. Oh,

I'll let me tell you about this protocol. Oh, man. That's like, it's going to be horrible if I guess this. But like, does a fucking like frozen princess walk in? Don't confirm, by the way. I don't want people to spoil it. But, like, that's what you made me think. Or, like, fucking Jasmine walks in.

Can I spoil it? Can we do the thing, like, skip ahead 30 seconds if you're, all right. Yeah, like folks watching at home, maybe like mute it until Steve waves his hands like this. All right. So everybody who doesn't want, wish spoiled for them, mute your channel if you're watching this live right now. I believe, like, every car, a lot of different characters wind up turning in. at the end, magic into different characters from the Disney universe.

Chris Pine Pratt's character turns into the mirror from Sleeping Beauty and like, or from Snow White. And it's like, it's like a lot of that. Like, oh, wow, it's like now the magic made him in there. And you know the rest of the story. They trap souls and put them into other objects that are known Disney properties. Yes, I believe so.

I don't have the list in front of me. me, but you could look it up. That's terrible. Oh, it's just fine. Sorry, yes. Steve, now wave your hands in front of your camera to let everybody know to unmute. Unmute. There you go.

All right. So, now we're back in a spoiler-free zone, but Steve, that is really stupid. It is. And I'm actually now kind of glad that this movie is into it. Oh, man, that is fucking dumb, dude. Well, I'll be. I'll just say it now because we're not talking about it. But speaking to Disney stuff,

of the live action Little Mermaid over the holiday weekend. Two hours and 21 minutes of the dullest fucking dog shit of your life, man. Was it one of those, I'm with family, and we got to pull the trigger on something? No, it was me and my wife are home on the pipe. Gotcha.

Russian roulette at home after the holiday. Yeah, dude, it was, you know, I'll say this, that Hallie Bailey, incredible voice every time she was singing, it's great. Everything else, like, dude, we are can that flounderfish look realistic. Dude, it's awful.

And I'll tell you right now, there's a song. You'll be unsurprised to hear that a terrible song is written by Lynn Manuel Miranda, performed by Aquafina, and it is an affront to music everywhere. It's like an added song. There's a couple of added songs in the movie. Flush that shit.

Awful. Aquafina is somebody, I loved The Farewell. And I was like, wow, look out. Here comes like a real actress. And she's funny and the whole bit. Like I didn't watch her TV show. I was like, oh, she's funny and she can act.

And then, holy crap, watching her and Nicholas Holt slammed together like two dead fish in that Redfield movie. Ooh, that's a bad movie. That's a bad movie. Was, that was it. And then even that like a Quiz Lady movie looks like it could have been cute, but I'm like, I think I might be done to the Nacophina, which is mean. Which is funny.

like I haven't even gotten to the farewell. I know I should have. I just missed it. So I think I only really know her from Renfield. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Renfield's awful. I never saw any Nora from Queens,

but people do like it. The farewell is an excellent movie and she is indeed quite excellent in it. But whatever these projects, she's getting tossed, man. Like, I don't think, it's not like there's a lack of talent there. It's just like,

what is with your agent? I don't know. Yeah, exactly. You're just like, whof. And I didn't even realize it at, first but like after a while like this because she's voicing the seagull

sure and like eventually I was like wait who is this I had to look it up and I was like oh man in this little mermaid movie where they're doing mostly like the songs you remember from the animated classic and then like a couple of added ones

that at least try to sound like that of music here comes this Lynn Manuel Miranda like fucking rap song these birds Oh, she's rapping? No. It's that Linman, like, slow speak rap. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

I'm telling you, just like, look up that song and try not to fucking defenistrate. Honest to God. Which is kind of funny because that's obviously the original song that they put in for the Oscars, right? It's like, you ought to put in a new original song in your stupid remake so it gets nominated for the Oscies. You know what I mean? That's right. And last thing I'll say about it, the visual effects look abysmal. And I set it on letterboxed at times, food-fightian levels in this fucking 200 million whatever movie.

Anyway, another very expensive movie that opened this weekend. Napoleon. Oh, look that seat. Oh, my God. Yeah, this is my pick this poster, dude. Look at that shit. Just fucking Napoleon spreading on that couch. I know it's, we'll talk about it briefly later.

it's a little divisive, it seems, mixed reviews and all, but I really enjoyed it. So coming in here from Apple and Sony, 20 million. Point four for the weekend and 32 million on the five day. Not as much IMAX sales as recent dramas on the big format have been. But let's see, any other interesting nugs about this?

Oh, interestingly, for like this movie, like big historical epic, 50% of that audience was 18 to 34. Wow. You figured that would like skew a little older? I don't know. I skew a little older. I wish I was 18 to 34. And then let's see here.

So holding in, we had a bunch of new movies come out this week, holiday weekend, holding in at number one was this Hunger Games prequel here, Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. Songbirds and snakes. which is shocking because the only person

on this show is not on who has seen this movie is not on today because he's basing in an oven in my house. That's right. Chris Cabin. Yeah, you want to keep that guy juicy, dude.

Exactly. Yummy. But he liked it, which I find very, and people are like this movie. Like, it's kind of interesting. Not that I'm desperate to see it, but I'm curious, like, why this movie is better than the ones. Yeah, no, I saw

Chris's thing and like if I was driving a car at the time, like I would have driven off the road. I was so stunned. You know, and it's a lukewarm positive review, but for Chris, that's enormous. It may as well be glowing then, you know what I mean? And like, I guess my curiosity will be

satisfied when I inevitably rent it quietly at home. Yeah. But people were turning out on the weekend. I can see why though, right? Like families back together, franchise, you saw the previous movies of. Right. When you were children and now you're an adult coming home. I mean, it's true. Like the first, the first round

of movies you were like in that age window where you could have been like drafted into the Hunger Games. Now you're too old to participate. Right. Take like younger relatives or something. It's, it is the closest thing to a blockbuster out right now. Yeah. Napoleon is could be, but it's it's too historical probably. It's too little highfalutin. I assume for for mass mass audiences. Yeah, I guess I guess so. I mean, and it's also pretty long.

I mean, it's not Oppenheimer, but it's like 245 or something. Yeah, that's up there. Yeah. So yeah, going to rent that guy for sure. And just speaking of, I guess I don't know about divisive. I think just kind of all around fairly negative. The new one from Emerald Fennell, Saltburn. I want to get to this because I want to see.

it's going to be a January movie or not. Because from what I'm hearing, it could be. Yeah. It could be. So this was, and it's technically, so this is the second week. It had an expansion, which is why I'm highlighting it here. So it's made $1.7 million on this expanded. It went from like seven screens or six screens to, like, close to almost 1600 screens.

So you're looking at like $1,100 per screen. Not great. seems like they should have tried another week of platforming to keep the the buzz going but maybe maybe it's because it was so poorly received I don't know I just saw a lot of people like fuck this saltburn movie yeah up and down that's how I heard of it I didn't even know it was coming out now now what is this one about what is this hot little picture about it's the new movie from Emerald Fennell so she's who did promising young woman with Carrie Mulligan a couple years ago

this is Barry Cogan and Elvis there what's his named Jacob Allorty, kind of like a talented Mr. Ripley sort of situation, like, come to my rich family's summer estate and, you know, poor kid, sexy. Yes. Oh, okay. Maybe they're kissing, hopefully they're kissing. Oh, I hope so. Yeah, get some lips on that salt burn. That's the salt is from the, um, or is it like, is someone like a John Saltburn? I wish. You know, like I, I, I do a John Saltburn. How you do it? Because I haven't even seen a trailer for it, so I don't know what the, or I think Saltburn might be the name of the estate.

Solberg, you blew up three city blocks to stop a bank robbery, Salt Burn. Get in here. Yeah, you want your shield and your badge. It's like the same thing. Shield and your gun. I don't care that you got a dead wife, Saltburn. Hey, Saltburn, meet your new partner. Woof, woof. I would love this.

that sounds like a good movie. Why don't they make movies like that anymore? I don't know. But I think I'm also just realizing it might be like the name of the estate is Salt Burn like come out to Salt Burn for the whole day. Right. It might be that.

But I like our lethal weapon-esque Salt Burn way better. Exactly. Salt Burn's got to go up against Mendoza. Mendoza. Um, all right, gang. So that's what's going around the box office here as we get into the. end of the year releases. It's going to be

pretty exciting. Somebody mentioned this or I should say, I should credit, but the Marvel's out of top five, huh? That's something. Oh, yeah, you know. That is something. And because you know, we were off the air when it came out. The person. Oh, crazy. I like that.

Literally the name is, his name is crazy. Oh, even better. Who's on first there for you? Looking at it here. So, going back to the numbers. So the Marvel's was in sixth. So, just just missed it but already so this was

it's what are we looking at here third week it was dropped from almost a thousand screens to make a way for the new stuff coming in so that obviously hit it you're looking at a budget

of almost $275 million and right now it is grossed 76 let's be generous 76.9 million dollars hey better keep making them yeah I mean I

would double down and make three to four more next year, you know, really. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's a good idea. The problem is they didn't have enough. Yes. There weren't enough Marvel movies. You're absolutely right. And the weird thing was, I mean, I saw the movie. It's not the worst Marvel movie the year. It's not the best. It's just in the

middle and nobody cared about it. I mean, I feel like Marvel didn't care about it either. I feel like the ad campaign went very far away. I hadn't heard about it in a long time and then it just sort of came out. Like, they didn't care about it. And then when you watched the movie, you're like, oh,

they didn't care about this. They didn't care about Captain Marvel at all. And the whole, like, you have to watch two television shows to get in on this shit. Nope. Eh. Eh. So, anyway, gang, we do have a lot of movies to talk about some stuff that we've seen

since we've been away from y'all. But first, we do want to plug a couple things. First of all, of course, we're almost a week out. Wow. From our Christmas extravaganza gang. where we will be talking. The Santa Claus,

the first one that kick started a massive franchise. That is a hilarious poster of Tim Allen with the, what is, is his ass on backwards? He's got a front bottom. I think that's why he's so surprised. It's like,

oh, no, I'm pissing out of my ass now. He's like, what's at a front bottom? Yeah, this is Tim Allen in society. Oh, it's beautiful. It's heads forward, but his, tits are behind him and his asses in front of him. So big New York City show

December 7th, the day that we'll live in infamy will be playing at the White Eagle Hall in beautiful Jersey City, New Jersey. Now, Steve, you live in Jersey City. How long does it take you to get to, let's say, downtown Brooklyn? To get to downtown

Brooklyn about 25 minutes. So it's... So folks, come on out. Like seriously. Or I can get to midtown in about 35 minutes. It's it's incredibly easy to get down here by public transportation easy as well to drive you would you'll have a lot of fun here

come go visit our shops our bars are our wares is there ample parking there of course there is day or night look at this come to the show howdy neighbor December 7th we will be talking about the Santa Claus in full and Chris

Cabin will be there he better Chris will be there pissing out of his butt Yeah, he might be dealing with a front-bottom situation. We don't know. But yeah, this is like the New York City area show for a while, gang. We're putting together spring tour dates and the Big Apple ain't a part of it. Brooklyn ain't a part of it.

So if you're in the tri-state area, this is the one if you want to catch us live. And. Sorry, I wasn't being rude. There was something going around on the internet this morning about Tim Allen saying that animals couldn't love and I couldn't figure out I was trying to chase it for this right now and I like but it's just it's this weird thing we're like fuck you Tim Allen

my dog loves me I'm like what happened I don't know like I'm trying I'm trying to find the source of it I mean he's right but he shouldn't say it he was trending and I'm like why is Tim Allen trending why indeed yeah it's spilling more gasoline

into a reservoir some shit uh huh So nothing doing? I'll give you two seconds. Sorry, I'm getting somewhere. By the way, if you're looking for tickets,

gang, just head over to WHM podcast. Dot com. All ticketing information. We'll greet you in a big pop-up box right at the top there. You know what I was thinking about?

I think for the whole show, you know, we come out a lot of time drinking beer and whatnot. Mm-hmm. I think I might be dabbling with some eggnog on stage. Oh, I like it.

Oh, yes. That's disgusting. Yeah. Now, everyone, that goopy white stuff he's putting in his mouth is eggnog. All I can keep seeing is one person saying, do you think animals are capable of love? Tim Allen just said that they aren't and humans are capable. I disagree. Thoughts.

And I'm like, why would he weigh in on such a subject? That's incredible. Sorry. I love that. We got to get to the bottom of this. We will. You know, we'll probably get to the bottom of it by December 7th and we'll be talking about it on stage. That's true.

You're going to want to be there for that. December 7th, Jersey City, New Jersey, White Eagle Hall. Steve, you have like a week and a half to do some thorough research. I will be on it. The Tim Allen Animal Love Scandal. Oh, that sounds terrible. That's fine. Also, just put it out here because I mentioned spring tour dates, Dan Schumacher asked,

can we get a teaser on where the spring tour is headed? No, because nothing's confirmed yet. And if we say something now, and then it doesn't happen. and someone go and be upset. So all I'll say is stay tuned for that because we will have that stuff sorted out, but you probably won't know until, I don't know, well, like the beginning

of next year or something like that. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. But, speaking of the Santa Claus show, you know how we like to roll, gang. We like to move them ticks, which is why this Thursday at 8.30 p.m., all new W.H.M. Mailbag live right here on our YouTube channel.

so it'll be the 30th of November so it's still a November mailbag but be sure to tune in for that of course like and subscribe to this channel gang like the video and then subscribe to the channel you'll know when we are on the air right in with your holiday tales something like you know did you know was there was there an egg you thought it was did you have like an American pie-esque situation that you thought it was eggnog and it wasn't right into the mailbag we all hate movies that you mailed

Or is your dog capable of love? Write in about that as well. Nothing too grotesque. We all hate movies at gmail.com. Right in. Please, by Thursday, we love new fun letters. That's right. Yeah, but I don't want to hear about

if you lived out like a bobcat goldthwaite movie. Like, that's not good. No, no, no, no. Good movie, but I don't want to hear about it. I was Googling around Tim Allen quotes. There's a website, A.Z quotes that has a subsection. Tim Allen quotes about animals and it might refute this

trending topic here's a Tim Allen quote anytime you work with animals you begin to see the humanity in them oh here's another one man is the only animal to borrow tools oh

rough rough Tim say the truth Tim say the truth that's awesome yeah so I will get to the bottom of it December 7th. And also we'll be talking at least a little bit

about the Santa Claus. A movie that I've seen at least 20 to 30 times. So those are some plugs, gang. Now, I'll talk about some movies here. So what we're going to do, gang, we saw a varying, you know, a widespread of movies sort of on our own here,

but then just one, all three of us have seen. So we're going to do three solo reviews and then one group review here. so up first unfortunately apparently Steve Sadek dream scenario I am the only person in America

to see dream scenario not on those numbers was it was not it was me and a bunch of old people at the Angelica just yesterday my wife wasn't feel so good

so we didn't see Napoleon so I was like I'm going to go by myself and I have the list of movies that I can see by myself that she has no interest in gets smaller and smaller but dream scenario was on that

So I went to go see this. And I kind of wanted to like it, but it wasn't very good. It's, I think it's a cool enough premise of, you know, if you don't know what the movie's about, it's about Nick Cage is kind of a media, you know, your classic middle-aged man. He's a professor in a who cares college. Does he have adaptation hair in this movie, Steve? What is the hair situation? He's got a, he's got the full on bald head with like kind of a horseshoe going. going on. Oh, okay.

A big old beard. He's a little on the dowery side for Cage. Okay. Or maybe he's wearing like a little prosthetic. But not like not full on Donald Kaufman fat. But he's doing this thing where he basically

he starts popping up in people's dreams. It's like first it's an old girlfriend. It's like oh, you know, I had a dream about you the day. And then his daughter's like, I had a dream about you the day. And then it just turns into this thing. Somebody writes an article and that everybody is dreaming about this guy where he like kind of is just at first he's just there and then he's doing stuff and then it just sort of it's kind of cool as a setup and then it kind of goes into a cancel culture riff which I just did not care for you know it does get a little and like I just like especially after tar last year like I'm good on cancel culture movies you know what I mean like I got the good one you they made the good one and I got it and that was kind of it.

And I mean, especially cancel culture from the perspective of the person getting canceled, I would rather watch a cancel culture movie about like, why do we cancel people? You know what I mean? Like, why do we rush to do whatever? You know what I mean? Like that's, that would be more interesting at this point than like, this guy being like, but I didn't do anything kind of a situation. Right.

Yeah, it's a little reactionary. Like, and it's the problem is it's not that it's not as funny as it needs to be. And like there are like, and it's not as dreamy as it. needs to be. And also, like, the dream stuff, it's there and, like, late in the movie, there is, like, uh, other dream stuff. Like, there's a dream machine invent, it gets, it gets really stupid and I don't care. The dream machine will derail your movie. That's the brand of white noise machine I have. Yeah, like, Nicholas Braun shows up at like, uh, hour, an hour o five and I'm like, that's not, we're not doing this. Get out of here. That's crazy.

Yeah, it just, without spoiling it, like, I think that, like, people are saying it's a really spirited cage performance, and it is, but I also think it's kind of weird that every time now, for the last, like, four years, we've been, like, this is the best he's been in years. Because we keep forgetting that he's great in stuff, we keep forgetting that Pig was amazing. We keep forgetting that Mandy was amazing. And, like, those movies are fantastic, and he's fantastic in it. And, like, we don't have to do the thing where, like, anytime he's not in a directed VOD piece of show. shit that we have to be like this is the best he's been in years because it's not it's actually not yeah um i would wager part of that steve if you look at the little uh crawl going across the bottom here you'll see i listed the distributor of dream uh scenario it's an a 24 movie and this

is like it's it's one of the like i don't know you get maybe geez probably even like possibly four of these a year on average maybe three where it's like a two four is like uh oh we just done bought too many movies which like find the two or three shittiest ones and we're just kind of kind of like quietly dump them yeah without much fanfare and that's what this is up and down the board they buried this movie they did and I was surprised arioster produced it uh and there's a little bit of arioster there like especially when you see the dream sequences you're like which again I think there's far too few of it's just sort of like oh okay it kind of remind me a little bit of beau is afraid it sure at moments but though Bose afraid is such a better movie

it's not even funny but yeah it just yeah steer clear i feel like you you absolutely never need to see this movie for any good reason that's where that's where i'm gonna land fair enough dude fair enough uh all right so sticking with uh movies chelsea and i were streaming uh over the holiday weekend here i'll uh i'll jump in with good burger too wauza oh yeah is abigoda in this one no he's dead right yeah there's i believe there's a photograph of because there's like you know,

Cal's got like a little wall of memories and it's like here's the old team and Abe Bogotas there in a nice picture. Could you give me a good burger for old time shake mic? Just to throw it on the casket.

That he's being strangled with a good burger in the car. It is, I'll tell you. No, but funny enough, Eric, it actually speaks to what I think is the biggest problem

with Good Burger 2 is that it does try to create that like one for one. You remember Good Burger, right? So, like, the movie after a while just turns into, uh-oh, there's a new huge company that's

going to buy out Good Burger and shut us down, which is just that first movie in Mondo Burger. So there's that. They even have, there's like a like a shit talking wisecracking old lady to replace a Bogota.

So we're doing a lot of that which is like not great. But I will say, you know, I think I said this on Letterbox, like, I'm not made a fucking stone. I was laughing at a couple parts of Good Burger, too. You know, I think, I think Kenan Thompson is fucking hilarious. And I think Kel Mitchell is also very funny and a very talented comedian. And I think, like, given actual other stuff, it would be cool to see them do more like buddy comedy shit. Totally.

So how was Kel coming back to this? He's fucking funny, man. I mean, he's doing a thing that he was doing when he was like 16, so it's kind of weird because, like, obviously the Ed character has not grown that much. Other than, like, he's now, like, the owner of Goodberger, and he's got, like, a gaggle

of kids that all dress in Good Burger uniforms. Was Kel's voice horse from calling Keenan Mitchell every week to do this movie or the last 20 years, or was that the voice thing is to go, ah, yeah.

Keenan Thompson, by the way, Steve. You said Kenan Mitchell. Oh, but I will, so they have one kid, though, so like, Kel's are, uh, what are, Ed's oldest child in the movie is played by the kid who played little in Moonlight. Okay. And this guy's doing a fucking fantastic Kell impression. That's fun. Like, it's just this kid talking like Ed and it's very funny. But, you know, outside of, like, your nostalgia or whatever, you know, I don't know.

We don't need to always go playing nostalgia. And this is kind of one of those things where it's like, you're just watching it, like, none of this needs to exist. And that's why I think, like, if you took those two dudes, put them in fucking anything else, like, any other, like, buddy comedy scenario. I don't know. More adult probably would be fun too, right? Yes, exactly. Give them that opportunity to do, like, an more adult comedy. it would probably be very funny.

That was the thing that sucked about that. I think they just called it like the Keenan show or whatever. He had a sitcom on NBC for like two seasons. And it was just like a more like family geared thing. And I get it like he's a father and like maybe that's the way you want to go. But like I don't know. I could see these guys doing like the other guys kind of thing or the good guys even.

Like if it was like a buddy cop thing maybe, you know, I don't know. Maybe I can play Saltburn. God damn it, Saltburn, get in here! You and your partner, Ed! And he's just the Goodberger character. Yeah, now we got it. Yeah, but it is streaming now on Paramount Plus. I will say there are a couple of little sweet.

We're throwing our old all that cast members of Bone here and there. You got a Danny Tamborelli cameo. You got, you got Lori Beth Dinberg playing a character that she, played on all that. She comes in as Connie Muldoon, the kind of like old lady, but now like Lori Beth Denberg's 50s. Actually old lady, yeah. Yeah, so you needed

less like age makeup or whatever, but it was neat seeing her in a movie, you know. Totally. There's like a couple other guys who's Josh something. Maybe, I don't know, I don't remember the rest of them. But yeah, it was, it was neat to see a little, little. Amanda Bynes or not so much? No,

Amanda Bines. No, unfortunately. Keep it right. Okay. Not in there. so Eric Siska a little more serious fare here now are we what do you think you're rotten or royal I'm calling it royal I really had a good time with it I see why people are maybe not as enthused with it

it does kind of feel like at a certain point there's a lot that they chopped out I really want to see this mythical four hour cut if that happens ooh that's what the director is up to four cut yeah four hour cut I believe so I really liked it and I think

some reasons. There's many reasons why you might not. There's a lot of, uh, the tonality is interesting. There's a lot of funny moments. There's like really funny sex scenes. Um, and it kind of portrays Napoleon as like almost a fluke that got high on his own supply and, uh, started fucking things up. And it's just, I don't know. I, I love when Ridley Scott goes for it with like the battle scenes and stuff. Like I still like gladiator, I guess would be a good, uh, comparacisms here because that movie's not great, but there's great things about it. Yeah. I feel like that's sort of where I land on Napoleon. It's not the best movie ever, but I had a great time at the movies. And also, they got Rupert Everett out of movie jail.

Wow. Look at that. Oh. So like that. How's, how's what keen in it? He's great. I enjoyed him anyway. And, you know, he's a, he's stupin, Vanessa Kirby and all the whole bit. There you know. Hey, Vanessa Kirby, okay. I was not aware that she was in the motion picture. I like that. What was I going to say? Did you feel the runtime at all?

Did you say that already? I did not really feel the runtime, to be honest with you. But I didn't really have anywhere to be. I got nowhere else to go. Make it longer. I got nothing going. The weird thing about the four-hour cut, I always find a little weird now.

Not that I want or need a, Snyder cut-esque march in the streets we need to release this but I always find it weird when the director's cut is a go almost immediately when a movie comes out I'm like well then why not just release the one the better one I would have loved to see the four hour thing in the theater I guess they I think I imagine they cut it down for the theater because four hours is untenable yeah for sure yeah but I mean it's kind of weird that it's like announced you know while the movies in theaters right like it's If you want to do it where it's like, oh, we'll have that at the ready and then like maybe, you know, to plug like the U-H-H-D release or something, like we'll put the director's cut out in theater, there's something like that.

Not like, hey, there's a longer version that the director deems the actual version. Yeah, like you just kind of knock into your own box office a little bit, you know, I would wager. But, you know, tradition at this point for Ridley Scott to have a director's cut. that's the other side of it dude yeah like he's the only guy who's always just like everyone's almost always looking forward to his director's cuts um yeah I'm still pumped and honestly

like I don't know a movie that you're kind of like taking the piss out of Napoleon a little bit like yeah that's fine why not goofy sex scene he's running out of the maybe runs out of the bathroom with his pants down like George Costanza and falls on the floors yeah I think I mean but that's how

historical figures were they were just like us. They were pissing on the floor falling over. They were doing everything you do. That's true. Yeah, I'm definitely going to, I think I might try to get downtown, do the old IMAX. Nice. Yeah, I think, Phil in the chats, right.

I think in the director's cut, Napoleon visits Sandemis. Oh, right. He goes to the wall, has some ice cream for the first time. Yeah, that's a water slide. The period of his life when he traveled into the future is undercover. I feel like by historians you know right yeah I think you totally right I totally I had I forgotten completely I didn't know maybe I just didn't know at all that he went to exile twice but I knew he went to Sandemis high and gave a great fucking

I have great fucking show at that auditorium he totally rocked the fucking history presentation dude that's right uh so we got one more here gang but before that we got an announcement to make oh a little announcing some Patreon exclusive content that'll be coming out towards the endish of next month. That's right. We're talking the Q4 commentary

and we're going to reveal the artwork right now. A good friend Filippe Sobrero designed another fucking banger. You've been hoping it's this and you are correct. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ascabandment Terry. Here we go. You'll have my first time viewing

live on this commentary track. And it's the good one. It's like It's universally the good one. So I think you'll have fun with it. I mean, we'll have fun, you know, talking through it, making fun of it a little bit. But it is, it's when these movies start to kind of get into shape a little bit. So you think it will put a spell on me.

It might. I'm not going to hold my breath for that. It's Alfonso Quaron. So like, it's a better director than Chris Columbus. So you're already kind of starting out. Yeah. But Eric, we're getting like, you know, darker. Dude, we get some Gary Oldman is an escape.

gay prisoner maniac guy. I like that. And if I'm remembering right, just a little bit. Yeah, real terror. And just a little bit of very confusing and impossible to understand time travel. Yes, it happens at the end. You're like, home? Yep. Right.

Remember when Voldemort went to Sandemus high, gave that presentation. ate all that ice cream, went down a water slown. This is too much ice cream butter. I've got to did my nose holes. Ew. oh man

that's what his underlings must have to go in there and get in there get in that oh yeah yeah really scrape it out like you get like an E&T gets like your earwax out but it's like get that ice cream out of your nosehole Baltimore yeah so

Patreon.com slash we hate movies we're going to record that bad boy this coming Saturday folks so it's not even laid out yet but wanted to let you know and show you the fucking banging poster here that Philippe did for us.

Steve, I believe you have the honor of the serious black haircut. I like that. Yeah. I'll take it. I believe you're rocking the Snape going on there. Where is? Oh, no. I think I'm all the er. I don't know.

Your Baltimore. I forget our Because the mustache there is Snape, because you see Eric's little one mustache sticking out. Yeah. And I guess it's a toss up between I would say because Chris is the wiser of Chris gets to be Dumbledore. Got it. And I think that might be,

am I Ron Weasley with the mouse there? Scabbars? Yeah. So good old scabbers. You know, I thought this was just a garbage seat that I was in. I thought that was just like, oh, someone's shit on this. Let's put a bad. Because I do see that from time to time. Oh, dude, that is, I can attest to it.

Classic multiplex moves. Someone shit on that seat. Garbage bag time. All right. So last motion picture that's currently in release. right now in the theater talking about here. Thanksgiving, the Eli Roth Slasher. I'll tell you, I saw it just yesterday. I had a fucking ball, man. It's just like, it's not by any means a perfect movie. No slasher movie is. That's why they're shitty slasher movies. But I will say I was able to get through an entire horror movie that was under two hours long. That also, you guessed it,

doesn't give a shit about generational trauma or fucking mental health. whatever. It is just a dumb as fuck holiday slasher movie in the ilk of all those post Halloween rip-offs. It's good. It's good. I do like it. I think it's probably the best Eli Roth for me. But there are a few things that

I feel like work against the grain a bit on it. Like Black Friday stampedes, does that still happen? And then, because that feels like an old timey thing now. Yeah. That feels like Hunger Games won. And you know, yeah. And then there's a lot

of stuff on live streaming and stuff, which is fine, but a lot of the leads are pretty stiff. Yep. But it's fun. It's good. I love a masked killer with an axe doing his thing. So I mostly liked it a lot. I didn't, it just didn't get there fully for me.

I really enjoyed it. I think a little more than you, Eric. I do agree that the leads are clunky and I like the Black Friday thing, even though it is probably a bit of an old it's a bit old for what this movie is. I thought we were evading Iraq when that scene was happening. I mean, it's honestly funny, dude, because I had seen your letterbox thing about it.

And when it was happening, I was like, well, maybe it's like, yeah, maybe it's like 2003. And then they're going to be like 20 years later or something. And it's kind of funny because just like yesterday or something, I was reading this article about like all these dumb big box stores like got all this stock for all this black. Friday stuff and like consumers like said no this year and there's pictures of like best buys with like walls of unsold televisions

and it was very funny. Yikes. But I mean it is a smart enough way to give a you know an impetus. No. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the exciting incident. Yeah. It makes sense

to do that for a Thanksgiving based horror movie because that traditionally Black Friday is associated with Thanksgiving you know right I know what I liked about this it is my favorite Eli Roth movie I think he finally got out of his own way

I think like cabin fever and hostile or probably like you know the other two movies of his that are good horror movies that like you know but I think he was always trying to reinvent the wheel and this one I think he just threw up his hands like I'm just going to make a movie that I like

what do I know about I know about fucking Boston I know about the Northeast and I know about fun slash And I think that what's cool about this movie is that it, it kind of sprinkles slashes slashes from the 70s, 80s, and 90s as well. Like, you know what I mean? Like a bad radio mission, dude. It does.

That he's in today. Like the ending is very like screamish, Scooby-Doo kind of the way that it works. Right. There's definitely some parts that make feel like Texas chainsaw. There's definitely some parts that feel like, even there's some parts that feel like saw a little bit. I think he's like kind of having fun with the history of it. And I do think that I appreciate that

he didn't do, because obviously this is we didn't say that yet. It's from the grind house trailer that he made way back away. 16 years ago, yeah. Which you will forget and I had to re-after the movie I watched it. I'm like oh wow, all this stuff was sort of in there. See, that's something. I think maybe that was part of my

mistake is I rewatched the trailer before I saw the movie. And then I was just like, I shouldn't have done that because now I'm like, when's this happening? When's this happening? when's that happening and he does hit all those marks but I think he's very smart in so far as updating

I'm so glad that it was present day and not just like another slasher even though I love X that's just sort of like hey let's just do a period slasher because what do we do with cell phones and I'll disagree with you Eric I liked all of the stuff we did with cell phones in this movie

because I feel like too often we're like I can't get service well forget it like you know what I mean like sure yeah I think that we're thinking about what we could do with cell phones in a slasher movie which I appreciate it, at least a little bit. You know, speaking to the criticism about the cast, which

I do agree with, but I was feeling this vibe at the time and I think it makes it even more interesting positioning it as like, at least in some parts, referencing those really like bad forgettable

like Halloween, Halloween. rip-off slashers. But I was also thinking about the prowler because those movies like the prowler always had like the one star and then like dead face, stone face, terrible actor, nobody's to get

caught up. And so in the prowler you kind of have what's his face there from Reservoir Dog Lawrence Tierney. Yes. Oh God, I forgot he said that. Yeah. It's kind of a combo because it was like Lawrence Tierney. That's the celebrity. I was going

say there's also the guy from Strangers on a Trane who winds up being the killer and the prowler but that it doesn't matter but like this movie it's like Lawrence Tierney kind of the bigger-ish star right and in this you have Patrick Dempsey and then like everybody else for the most

part is kind of nobody of Gina Gershon for a little bit but like otherwise it's just character actors and like kids you haven't seen the stuff before some of whom aren't that great and I was like that's kind of what those movies had by the barrel full. That's a great point. I think this is a movie. I think the more I watch it, the more I will rate it higher.

And I can't wait for Thanksgiving too. Yes. And three and four and nine Thanksgiving goes to hell. I want a new horror franchise that isn't just cutting people up in a chair. You know? Yeah. No. I think what I loved about this movie, I love about the movie that I don't love the movie is like I actually, we watch, we watch American movie here. for Thanksgiving every year as a Thanksgiving movie and watching all those Mark Borschart like shitty horror movies that he was make as a kid and I know that Pneville Roth was that kid too. Like you know what I mean? And like this just I feel like

oh this is like sort of a a completion of like let me just make the movie I've always kind of wanted to make which is just a silly 80s style slasher and that's what this is and it's like there's not much else to it. It's like you know hostile he was trying to invert it but like what if it was man and what it was

you know Europe and we're doing horror torture porn and like you know cabin fever is so it's such a gross out movie and like I think that like he holds out of that because each of the kills which are great in this movie oh yeah are about 20% grosser than they need to be which I do appreciate you know what I mean

surprisingly like I was in the theater yesterday like oh yes like I'll just without spoiling anything I'm just going to say one word and you all you both will know what I mean immediately trampoline yeah I was which is in the trailer it is oh is it yes

Well, jeez, Louise. But, yeah, I did not rewatch the trailer, actually. I might watch it after this. I still haven't checked it out. But also, I'll throw out there, it's very funny. There's a lot of funny moments in script, which is also great. And, you know, again, I just, I don't know, I guess part of me yesterday, I was just sitting there realizing, like, here I am,

I'm watching a horror movie from a big horror director in a theater, and I'm having fun. And I don't want to outright dismiss a lot of the, I'll use the, term, but I'll give the finger while I'm saying it, elevated horror, but just to describe those movies, right? Like, I don't think all of them are great. A few have been fine, but like, the self-seriousness,

like, you look on Shudder and it's all of this, like, yeah, the character who's had a fucking horrible life because of whatever reason and now a horror thing's happening, and for whatever reason, the horrible life and the horror thing match perfectly for the movie. And there's

so much of that, and there's so many fewer, like, can we just have some fun with some gore and some kill some kids. Yeah, let's kill some kids. Yep. And like he clearly has not forgotten that because like this is, I think this is his best movie bar none. Yep. And not the Green River. That did it for you? Oh, green inferno. I just didn't bother. I think that Steve, you had a good point. This is him getting out of his own way. He's not like

chasing cannibal Holocaust or something. Like stop being. It's like he was too into those movies for his own good and it was affecting his work and now he's pulled back. I agree with that. And for the record nobody should be into those movies. That's how I feel about those cannibalism movies man. But yeah, I would recommend

and would see more of these. Like in this tone, whatever I'd be totally down. So yeah, that's just some stuff in the theaters here. Steve, do you want to do the quick the last two things? Sure, but not. Got time for that? All right.

Real quick, just to get into it, gang. We want to deliver you a couple of secret movies. All right here. So real quick, because, oh, nope. The kill room. What the fuck is this? That's why we're putting it on secret movie, dude. So the Kill Room is a movie that should have been made in like 1993 to 97.

It is very much a like on location in New York, indie crime adjacent movie. Basically, long story short, Uma plays an unsuccessful art gallery dealer who's hard up for cash. She meets Sam Jackson, who is part of this Brooklyn Mafia. And he needs a new way to launder money. for his gangster bosses and he finds out oh, in the art world

people kind of just like put a random price on things and you can make it an exorbitant, you know, price tag and people will buy it. So why don't we have fake paintings that I'll buy and launder my money through your art gallery? And Uma says, that's fine

except I need an actual painting. I can't just like put stuff on books. There has to be a physical thing. So enter, we saw him, in the poster, but an almost unrecognizable Joe Manganollo. He's more recognizable in the poster than he is in the movie. Was he fat? He's actually he's less jacked than like his

dead shot body age. So it's kind of like, I didn't recognize him for a second, but he plays a hitman who also is like this rage artist he finds out. And it's just like it's an interesting kind of a thing.

Yeah, sort of, but it's like mafia. Yeah. Well, that's part of it right is like the movie because it's it's not it's not well directed so like you watch it and you don't know is this supposed to be funny at parts there's times where like umma is like screaming and like clearly traumatized by stuff but so by that point a bunch of silly stuff has also happened and i don't know if i'm supposed to be laughing at her character freaking out or like genuinely concerned so like it's just badly directed like if this was in a better director's hands and again made 30 years ago it would fit right into that new york indie yeah whatever but it's just a

movie that's literally like 30 years too late um so i would say uh keep that movie super secret and don't see it now steve do you feel differently about 57 seconds um i think it's 30 years too soon let's look at that poster one second oh sure let me bring that up here he josh hutcherson oh by the way I you know like hey look I don't wish ill against the guy but why do I have to watch him in a movie what did I do you know what I mean like what you why is this my problem you decided to put this on I I would have spent less than 57 seconds flipping to the next thing on the streaming service yeah he plays a guy who is a he's a tech blogger like a whistleblower tech blogger like he's like trying to get at the bottom of tech blogger do they that that belongs back in the Black Friday days. Yeah. Honestly. Yeah. And he has a interview with Morgan Freeman and Morgan

Freeman. He saves Morgan Freeman's life, I think. Because someone's about to like assassinate him and like he pushed him out of the way. And like in doing so like he picks up. I think it's a ring. It's been a couple of weeks now. I believe it's a ring. Okay. That when he pushes on it, it allows him to go back in time 57 seconds at a time. So you could redo.

the last just about minute and it kind of goes on from there wherein like there's an evil billionaire played by a Greg German who's like who's sort of killed his sister with fentanyl

we're talking about you know oxycott stuff oh boy they're saying something they're saying a lot of stuff oh man that button would be great for what like edging or something right but the funny thing is like I think that there's

There's one scene wherein he, like, kills this woman, like, 14 times to get, like, an access code. That's kind of funny because he keeps doing it and being like, oh, I did that wrong, 57, 7 gets back. That's the only time it's used well. Like, everything else is kind of like, he's like talking to a girl and he's like, hey, so what's your mom like? My mom is dead. So what do you watch on television? That kind of, that kind of horses. How's your dead mom?

Oh, shit. Let me do that again. now wait a second though like can he press it like multiple times like one right after the other I don't think that's a great question no no it's it's just one for whatever reason it's it's 57 seconds

and you can only do it then interestingly enough but the most important thing is they never explain what this thing is they never explained what the limits of it are and I swear to God when I tell you that Morgan Freeman who's kind of barely in this movie he got him for four seats

sure he is flank by a guy who looks like a little combat character who was wearing a robe and has like blue lights stuck to his face. Kind of like an alien. You're selling me on this now. Who is never explained. And it's like, oh, my friend over here,

Bephisto thinks that we should do this. He's never explained. It's never... Is he acknowledged? Does he have lines in the movie? He's acknowledged and it's just like he's just like his like handler or whatever. he's like, oh yeah, that, at the end, I think he's just like, yes, that's very important to us this thing. And I think like, you're supposed to believe that there's more going on that we're not maybe 50 seconds seconds two is going to explain, but fuck you and no thank you. Wow, that sounds

worse than the kill room by a lot. It does. It has to be. Holy shit, dude, that sounds awful. Well, thank you for your service, Steve. Thank you very much. but that's going to do it for us here gang now of course we were dropping a lot of content before the holiday so of course out now on the Tuesday feed and free ad free on Patreon Blade Runner we love movies episode

Final cut because it's a rotten red Which cut are we watching Rid Yeah you're goddamn right It's a Royal Rid It's a Royal Rid film yeah Really well received episode I'd love to talk talking about that movie, totally underrated

movie. That's out now and also out now on the Patreon did a big boy app all about Grand Admiral Throne on the Gleap Gloucester. That's right. My wife joined us and we had a lot of fun going through his history up till like 2002

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Dude, I was pleased to. find that photo. Mr. Joshua. Mr. Joshua. You may call me, Mr. Joshua. And of course, Trish Murtaugh, of course, the beautiful darling love. That was a really fun episode. I can't wait to cut that and get it out to you, folks. But all that and more, patreon.com slash we hate movies. Also want to quickly mention, if you're listening to this on audio,

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