We Hate Movies - S14: On-Screen Live 1.22.24 The Beekeeper, ISS & True Detective Reviews, the Weekend Box Office & more!

Episode Date: January 24, 2024

On the winter premiere of OSL, we're looking over the weekend box office numbers to see how the January drought is doing this year, reviewing Statham in The Beekeeper, along with the new sci-fi paranoid thriller, I.S.S., chatting about the first two episodes of the all-new True Detective: Night Country, and whole-heartedly recommending picking up the 4K blu-ray set of the Criterion Collection's release of Satyajit Ray's Apu Trilogy! Be sure to stay up to date on new tour dates being announced. Head to our tour page now and catch up on info about our next worldwide digital experience on THE FLASH, along with upcoming dates in ATL, HOU & ATX! Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up! Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies needs! Including new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!

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movies episodes via one eight three three nine four six four two six four that's one eight three w hm gang and for patreon requests we're accepting emails via w hm requests at gmail.com we're so excited to see what you all beautiful folks calling because this march you tell us what to watch What is going on? What is going on? One and all, welcome to the triumphant return of on screen live. My name is Andrew Jupin. I'm going in three buds. We're going to talk over the weekend box office, paltry as it is. And we're also going to review a bunch of shit that we've been watching

that's like new adjacent, but hey, you know, we've been on break for a while, so what are you going to do? But let me bring in these buds right now. First up, straight from the new goon cave. Eric Siska. I've been gooning since we've been off the air. Every Monday at noon, I start the goon

session here. Excellent, dude. But now I have to do this. Yeah, well, sorry about that. Well, we'll try to find some off weeks so you can charge back. Thank you. I'd appreciate it. Next up, you know him, you love him. The librarian himself, Mr. Chris Cabin. And that's when I told Ian Curtis to blow it out your ass.

Yes, we were at a KFC at the time and it didn't matter because the guy behind the counter had, of course, escaped through the back. I went back there. I took it to the soda fountain and I started throwing sodas at Ian Curtis. Who is this? Who wrote this book? Excuse me? Oh, oh, hi.

this is Mark E. Smith, of course, of the fall. Oh, got it. Yeah. I'm glad the book fair got to Connecticut in time for this one. Oh, no. I've had that one for a while. One of my favorite bands, the fall. Oh, I see. I thought it was a Jarvis Cocker for a second on the cover there. I mean, he

does have that kind of look, I guess, on the cover. He's looking a little swaggy on that one, I guess. That's right. That's right. And hey, making his triumphant return, we have reanimated his lifeless body. Please welcome back to the program and the WHMU at large, Mr. Stephen Sadek.

Hey, everybody. How's it going? Yeah, Steve lives indeed. I am so glad it worked out. We found your body in the river and we put your baby's brain inside of it. Yes, here you are. Yes. I'm horny as hell. I'm so fucking horny guys. I was chasing that cute little duck dog, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't like that movie. I'll probably never watch it again. Yeah. Pretty indifferent to it. I'm not going to complain about all the male and female nudity, of course. No, certainly not. And I mean, Emma Stone deserves a reward.

Yeah, you know, I had a little surgery. Still got most of a toes. Now, a little surgery where... Did you sell them? Did you sell them? I have not... I've just started to, like, walk outside and stuff, which is sort of exciting. Nice.

This is a new thing. Definitely sitting on a surgery donut, so don't worry about that. Oh, man. You got to do it, dude. Mm-hmm. You got to do it. But we got so many people welcoming you back, dude, in the chat. We got Kate G.

Knowledge Junkie, Will Plock. That's nice. Lane of 10. Welcome everybody. Nico Fish, Mals G. Jen Stansfield. Hello, everybody in the chat. Welcome back to the chat.

Is this an old man sweater or a robe you're rocking here? This is an old man's sweater. Okay. Yeah, I was going to say, Chris, it looks like you stole it from the hospital. To quote, to quote, dumb and dumber, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing. Of course. Very nice. It looks me.

All right, dudes, we got a lot to get to you today, a lot of ins and outs and what-hav-hues, as it were. Talk about some movies and TV. We've been watching and whatnot. But, yeah, let's talk about the weekend numbers. We're in that January pit of despair. This is highest gross. All right. Yeah, so this is, you know, the bad lands of January, you guys.

Not a lot going on with regard to ticket transactions. Let's put it that way. The bad days. Y'all are nothing days. The migration days. It's the migration days. here, man. Number five.

Are those little rubber duckies characters? Are they like minions in this thing? No, I think it's just kind of a goof maybe. Just a funny little poster. Once we do it, I'm probably never going to see this movie unless, and again, maybe my nephews will drag me to it. But I will say, just from the ad campaigns and all sorts of cross-promotion, I find those ducks charming.

So there you go. I do, I do too. Wow, you guys sound like my mother with happy feet. And that came out. She's like, they're charming. Well, that's a thing. they were charming. Charming birds have becoming animated staple. Birds really are a big thing. That also is

just them ripping off a toy story. Yes. Yes. Sitting with all the alien guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that shaved nutsacks with fucking glasses on the go, baby, baby, babies, biz, biz. Yeah, I don't like those. Some of those minions are also unshaved nutsacks just by the way. Right. That's good. At least with birds, I don't have to think about what their genitalia is like. You know it. You know it. I know it. I know it

in and out. There's YouTube channels that are just dedicated to it. Is that right? There are. They are. Hit me up with that link. I will say not me, but little kids in my family. Two little thumbs up to that movie. Oh, there you go.

That's fun. One of my nieces and my nephew went and saw it, enjoyed it. We're looking here. Week 6, we've accumulated 95 million at the U.S. box office 192 globally. This little guy. doing just all right you remember like when i mean like this is very much me looking back at this point i don't even think it's nostalgia but it's just weird now yeah like when we're growing

up the fucking january like you didn't notice these movies because people were still seeing all the movies that were like yeah to make the awards thing exactly and like i it has all that just gone so quickly to streaming that it doesn't matter yes probably that seems like what happened yeah i mean i'd say also like just based upon like where we live you know we're seeing a lot of that stuff kind of ahead of the wider releases anyway so maybe now just like purely like geographically we don't go see these movies as you know because we've already seen them i guess but to christ's point it's not making the box out you know what i mean if middle america was just introduced to say poor things or

i don't know right yeah i mean i guess it's just it's not a year that has that really at least Oppenheimer is back in IMAX and selling out shows. Check at our episode on it. That's, I mean, probably the two biggest Oscar frontrunners made the most money, which are Barbie and Oppenheimer in July, you know, so that's, yeah,

I'm kind of looking farther down the list here, because, you know, we only do the top five here on highest gross. But, yeah, I mean, like poor things was at 10, you know,

so people are kind of coming out with that. Iron Claw, which is getting no award chatter really. It was fucking nuts that that movie It's crazy. It's not by the century. It is fucking crazy.

I think it's like that I watched it over our little break here. I enjoyed it very much. I think Zach went a little too hard with it. He looks like a freak now. So I think it's like he's huge, dude. Isn't it crazy how big is in that movie? I think he's great in that movie. He's fantastic.

I'm not saying he's bad. I'm just saying he's off putting. It's unsettling to look at. No, you're absolutely correct. Even Jeremy Allen White thought so. Oh, yeah. I mean, I think they're all good. I just,

it's such like one of those straight drama things like I guess Oppenheimer's giving people that but like to me I'm like that's just so like quickly to me like what a voting body would want just a straight trauma done very well I think to your point though also dude it is something about like what's being released when like with Barbie and Oppenheimer uh over over the summer and Killers of the Flower Moon was like late October and then super early November but like I think one of the reasons we're not talking about as much one of the movies that I think they sort of positioned it Christmas time and then it'll expand

and it'll be this huge hit. It's the color purple. Yeah. And that, you know, I think you could see Warner Brothers thinking like this will be a ton of nomination. It's got some attention, but not I think the ton that would have taken it into January being like a real box office banger.

It's an interesting movie, but that was never going to make a war. No, no, no, no. But you can totally see how they would think in their frame, but that's just so. crazy to me to be like, yeah, of course, this thing, this, there's a musical that are, they're doing so well right now and everybody

has so much right now. Wait a minute, what are you talking about, though? Like the Spielberg West Side story was rife with nominations. The box office right now is a musical, isn't it? Is it? Me and girls. But yeah, in January, Eric, I mean, it doesn't count. And so, isn't Wonka musical as well?

Am I wrong? Yes, it's terrible. That's like a full, straight on musical Wonka? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They do whole asides with it. twirlings. Oh, jeez. Okay. Well, that'll be on pay-per-view in this house. Not going to the theater for Wanka.

Anyway, in it number four, anyone but you starring movie star Glenn Powell and piece of sentient sheetrock Sidney I don't care for her. I didn't even know this was out. I didn't know what this is, but I'm happy those young people

are doing their thing. It's a rom-com dude. It's a straight-up, like two people who don't like each other have to do this whole farce and pretend that they're engaged to make their exes jealous yada i will remember this movie only for the nathan fielder emma stone uh absolutely brutal takedown of the of the cutesy trailer that they put out which was oh really oh i missed that they put out a cutesy trailer when this movie came out and it's like the two of them being like come to see my movie and then like and then cidisweeney's like don't you mean my movie and then the next day for

the keep, for the curse rather, the Emma Stone and Nathan Fielder did the exact same thing like oh, man, and it was like absolutely brutal. It was just, it was so uncomfortable to watch that I loved it so much. That's incredible. And I think Sidney

might be your classic really good looking character actor. And I think that she needs to get out of lead role. Like I think she's great in reality. He is really good in reality. Like she's not a bad act. It's just like again, like they put her in these movies and shows that like, I'm not, I don't care about.

Somebody probably really likes her in euphoria. I don't. You're saying, she's great. I just, I personally, like, I made that joke. So I'll just say, like, in everything that I've seen her in, I find it the exact same note. And that's not interesting to me. But maybe in 30 years, she'll be like a Jennifer Coolidge and everyone will love her.

I really do. I think that she's got a character actress kind of vibe to her, but she's really good looking. So they're like, you're a lead. It's like, is she really? The annoying thing about it was they also tried to like kind of like AstroTurf the idea of this movie because there was like shots of them like making cutesy eyes behind the scenes of making this before the movie ever came out. It was just like, oh my God, they have so much chemistry. They're looking at each other.

There's two attractive people who are looking at each other. That sounds fun. I want to watch that. Sure. Well, it's in theaters right now, Eric. Well, it is. It did $5.4 million this weekend. And, you know, it's done 64 million here and 100 globally.

I mean, it's not nothing. I appreciate that movies like this are out in theaters. So, you know, for what it's worth, I'm glad that it's there. All right, here we go. Moving right along. News to me that this was a musical Wonka, which so that reminds me, though, both Wonka and Mean Girls, we are doing this thing where we're scared of like being out and proud about our musical and we're cutting

trailers without the musical numbers in them? You're right. Yeah, they're hiding it. What the fuck are you doing? But that just speaks to what I'm talking about, like, they clearly know that people aren't like flocking to these things, even though they're doing okay in a January box office, sure. But like,

why wouldn't you put that for it? Like, if Wonka is a musical, which it is, like, why wouldn't you put it that way? Because they're scared of it. They're like, they think audiences are going to make fun of it and shit. The funny one about that though for me is Mean Girls, both actually Mean Girls and Color Purple

Because both are very known and successful stage musicals It wasn't a fucking secret What are you doing trying to trick somebody into thinking They just remade Mean Girls? They did that. Remade Color Purple? I think they did that Didn't they just release a musical version of Waitress?

Yes. No, it was a filmed from It was from the Broadway. Broadway version? Okay. Yes. Yes. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I thought for a minute was they had done the same thing like with Mean Girls, but with Waitress. No, no, no, no, no. I mean, Mean Girls is a, it's a movie musical. Yeah, yeah. The Wait, the Waitress thing. Someone in the chat correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like I would have known about this. It is just we filmed a stage production, like a production of the musical, which is a good music. I kind of would rather have that than like trying to make it a movie around. yeah yeah but that's that just that only gets released on fathom events eric so you want to release it on

major you know right theaters so you have to be like it's a movie right right yeah yeah 20% new footage yeah uh so yeah wonka 6.5 mil look at these numbers though uh 187 million in the u.s 532 globally and this thing only cost $125 million so it's a timmy hit timmy's got a hit there you Timmy hit. Timmy hit. All right. We'll be talking about. We call it a Timby hit. Well, you know, maybe it's good that we move

Dune until this next, into this new year because you can't have these two Timmy hits hit in each other. Actually, that's true. Because Timmy Hips going to time cop itself. Like, and then, then it's, then no one is a Timmy Hits. Two Timmy Hits cannot occupy the same weekend. That is the idea. And hey, Wanka, lay off the fucking chocolate bars.

All right. So here we'll be talking about this one. little more in a second. But the David A or Bkeeper was in its second week here from MGM. We're looking at 8.4 mil. And this is, you know, it was an okay, 49% drop, not too shabby for week to 31 million here, 75 around the globe. Had I not been medically unable, I definitely would have saw this this weekend, because the trailer looks so ridiculous. I was medically able and I didn't see. I kind of wish I did because I think it's cool that an action movie is number two right now. We are going to talk about it, but I do think

the number one thing it does is it sets up very well a direct TV, a VOD action series franchise. Scott Atkins or anybody else can just be dropped right into. You are completely right, Chris. And it's like, what's the one? Sniper, wasn't that?

It was a Mark Wahlberg movie and then we went like John Sina and the lower. Marine also does that. Maybe that's what I'm thinking of with John Sina. That's one. The Marine. all of yes it just happens all all the time now it's because this is just like insert new person to play titular be so do you think john cusack is going to find himself uh on the on the receiving end of the beekeeper at some he's going to get beekeeper most definitely i would say scottkins is in line for a beekeeping of his own i mean knowing john cusack he would want to play i mean maybe he would like you know gnaw down on some real like ghastly villain role yeah but i feel like he would want to be like the tech man for the

oh yeah he would want to be on the side of the beekeeper I feel you would sub in Cusack for the Jeremy Irons character yeah yes get yeah get him like so like key Cusack's like an older like managerial kind of thing anyway more on that in a minute but the mean

girls musical which is indeed a movie musical and not a filmed production of the stage musical was number one for the second week in a row and we're looking at 11.7 we've got mean girls fever and I want to announce something here because I need money desperately. I have. Check this out. And I've been, I'm so

old, I was working in entertainment when the original mean girls came out. Wow. This is who liked it off of TV? No, this is an actual screener copy. This is from late night with Conan O'Brien. This is Conan O'Brien's actual personal viewer here of a screener here. When you put it on, it says Conan O'Brien on it so that they know who leaked it if it came out. That's right.

for and I nicked it when he wasn't looking. So $1,000, hit me up. Mean Girl fever is going next. Conan O'Brien's screener, Chris. It's available to on the Mingol aficionados. I know, but do you have any O.J. memorabilia back there, too? Did you just hoarding? Do you have a buyer that's also O.J.?

He doesn't have any of those crummy crumbies, Chris. He's only got the pretty pretties. He's a guy that's great screeners. I unfortunately was rejected for the O.J. Simpson internship. Instead, I had to get coffee for Conan O'Brien. I'm sorry. Nevada would have embraced you with open art.

Direct message me on Twitter, Instagram, let's move this tape. Let's get me to repair this window. I think I didn't get something on. If you put that on eBay for something, I don't think a thousand, maybe like a hundred bucks

and put a bidding war. I think you'd probably get up to 300 bucks. Would you have to like prove in some way? Oh, what says it on it, of course. That's the proof. You're right. You're right.

Yeah. I mean, unsigned. That's a real shame. It is unsigned, but remember, it's 2000. It's a mint condition. Look at this. Very little wear on this. And it's a Memorex.

That's it. That was a good brand when it existed. Do we have the, like, selling jewelry on TV music? This is reasonable. But next week, when you try and sell that patio set, we are going to mute your mic. But it's just, like, I do have this.

This is related to what we were talking about, so it's fine. But patio furniture is a fridge, move that patio stuff. The old people left it here and I got my, I want to do something new. That will be next week. No, we're not talking about night swim just so you can talk about your patio. We'll do lawn chair

by lawn chair next week. Get ready for the spring season. You're going to do a lot of outdoor entertaining. I did. Speaking of night swim, Chris, I was curious because this weekend I love just, you know, again, we're, I wasn't leaving the house. And I was looking for

you know, just anything that new VOD stuff, and I had the thought and I tweeted it too just whatever happened to the January horror movie where is my bye bye man where is my escape room or end or escape room

I'm champion there is one it's not good though is it night swim is that the no it's called Founders Day oh yes I've heard of that

it sounds it's a slasher it's an actual slash but I guess the move is because horror actually does well now it's out of the January slot so you would release

those in March and beyond. Even your bye-bye man might have gotten a March release date in the year of our Lord 2024. Yeah, I guess that's entirely possible.

But I mean, like, that's the interesting thing is like people, things can kind of make money all over the place now. Yeah. Like, so, yeah,

I mean, I would say one that's out, Steve, it's on the horror comedy side of things. Not a theatrical release, though. That's another thing. We have the advent of shutters.

So like, destroy all neighbors. Okay. with Joan Ruey Rodriguez and Alex Winter, it's a trip. It's fucking wacky as balls, but it's like something of note. Anyway, speaking of Mean Girl Fever, Eric, maybe with regard to your eBay

listing, but not so much with this movie. Only 66 million globally and 50 million here in the U.S. This was supposed to be a Paramount Plus exclusive title. And now how well it's doing it. You can own a piece of history. That's right, ladies and gentlemen.

Could you show us the front of the tape itself? it's just black. It's just, yeah. Also, Conan didn't get through much of the movie there. No, Eric Siska didn't get through much of the movie there. So other than that, it is pristine. After this marker, that's Conan Eyes only right there.

Yeah, I mean, that's a... I mean, that's what he watched. I'm waiting for you to have to prove that the Conan stamp is on there, putting it in a VCR, pressing play, and it eats it right now. Eric, this is pristine. No one's going to eat this, take. I'm excited for this, Eric Siska. Even lower stakes, can you ever forgive me?

It's somehow, it's just somehow an even lower stakes in the middle of McCarthy can play you. That'd be great. Yeah, perfect. Oh, there we go. There are Conan collectors out there, you know, Eric. You should just contact them. I actually have pieces of the set.

I've got a lot. We'll talk later. Hey, but speaking of us talking later, we're going to be talking later on February the 1st, which is a week from this Thursday. Moment.com slash we hate movies because we're doing our flash show. if you can even believe. I can't believe that's literally next week. That's kind of

bonkers. But yeah, we're going to be doing the show 9 p.m. Eastern and then immediately following that a live Q&A VIP after party kind of thing. This was the one people were like oh my God, I can't believe they did do it this month. We're doing it. It's just

one day late. We'll call it worst of January, one day late. It is one of the worst movies I've seen. It's one of the worst superhero movies period i still have not seen it i'm very exciting i'm saving myself so everyone can hear my live on air freak out on thursday you're not going to enjoy it eric and yeah i i'm i for one just am a little worried that we only have two hours to discuss this thing i need a full i know but

day we got to be careful to i need eight hours if any if i can get me an eight hour place to talk about this i just so i can fit in all my graphs and my big chalkboard i got back here i don't wait. Sorry, it's over there. Oh, your red yarn. Yes. I'm stringing things together. And just to do with the flying babies. That's all I'm the baby. That's the first part of the theorem. No idea what you're talking about, but I'm very excited to find out moment.com slash we eight movies. February 1st. That's right. And available seven days after. That's right. And hey, you can also see us in the flesh. Whoa. This spring. That's right. If you're looking down there at the little ticker going by the

25th of April folks. We are returning to Atlanta, Georgia. The first time in seven years, that's crazy to say. So we're super excited to go back. We love that town. We're going to be eating pretty, as always. Shows are going to be a lot of fun. That's at City Winery, of course.

Yes, tickets are actually flying, so you're going to want to get on that. 514. We make our debut in the great city of Houston, Texas. We're going to Space City, you guys. we're going to be the Houston Improv and then the very next night we're hoofing it south a couple hours

we're going to be in Austin our grand return to Austin after a six year hiatus and also not during the commotion of South by so it'll be easier for folks to get into the city we are going to be at Cap City comedy they call it folks on the 15th

movies for all these three live dates are going to be decided this week so you're going to have to keep your ears peeled for that we have not decided what the shows are going to be. Because there's a lot of options. There are. And if you want to contribute to that, just fire off some tweets.

Just say, hey, you should do this and that and we'll look at it. You might make the difference. Yes. Suggest a title for the tour and pick up a nice mean girls cassette. Do not. I'm not doing a Richard Linklater movie. Don't even ask me. Somebody jokingly on Patreon was like,

I'm going to finally give it to Link Later. Of course, of course not. But if it goes the way I'm hoping it does, Austin is going to be a We Love Movies episode. Yeah, I think so too. I'm just going to put that out there. But all this info, folks, the digital worldwide experience,

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and also when we have the movies selected it'll be on the website as well like it is with the Flash show February 1st oh my god I can't believe I have to watch that goddamn movie oh baby it's happening oh it's gonna happen and Steve

oh go ahead Chris is there a director's cut am I am I no I think I did this is just this is exactly what Andy Marchetti or whatever that guy wants us wasn't that the fellow that did the two it movies yeah it the clown one and two and mama the Jessica Chastine horror movie

oh right right right I saw that I liked it it's okay hey Steve though speaking of requesting things what's going on right now oh my god listen to request month the lines are open we are we are waiting for your phone call at 1833 WHM gang that is how you're going to request any and all we hate movies episodes just a quick one minute call saying hey i'm from here

i want you to do this that and the other just one movie sorry i want you to do this know that or the other thing just this uh i want you to do this blah blah blah uh so w 188 through three w hm gang that's how you're going to call it we hate movies anything for patreon just write in a separate email say hey i want to request these two episodes of star trek for the nexus hey i'd like to request this movie for we love movies you know what we have on Patreon we have it all there but yeah

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I want that to be also very clear this has been an issue before I and I also a message to the terminally nervous and anxious and depressed just call and say the say your name say the movie you want done say goodbye it's not a big deal I swear to God it's very easy I do I go through the calls I always find it incredibly endearing when someone's got a long script where there's like and they just fuck it up and it's just like yeah I wanted to request the beekeeper because Jason Statham's a fuck right yeah I want to call it the bee keep because Jason Statham needs to be stung by

a bunch of fucking bees and it's like it's fine either way it's fine it's kind of like the we hate movies equivalent of that Winnebago man video it is oh my god I have so many of those oh that is so great good movie good we will not put on if you say fuck

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I'm excited. We've been getting calls in. I'm excited. It's coming right up. Yeah. All right. Now I'm looking at the chat. There's nothing wrong with writing your script.

I'm glad that you do. And I want your calls. I want your calls. I just don't, I want to hear that shaky piece of paper while you, why you read it. No, all we're saying is, all we're saying is, look, there's enough to deal with. There's enough everybody's got to deal with every day. You don't need to put the added pressure on yourself, baby. It's all right.

Don't sweat it. There we go. We're moderately successful podcasters. It's not that big of a deal. Look at Steve. He's barely alive. I'm barely alive. Look at this.

It's fine. Are you at home sitting on a medically, uh, sanctioned ass pillow? If not, you're doing much better than me. Probably not. All right in. Don't worry about it. None of Jason Statham's victims and the beekeeper need to ask pillows because they're all dead in the new one from David Ayer.

So is it just me and you, Chris, on this one, right? I think so. I did not get to. I wanted to get to it, but I unfortunately did not. Yeah, that's fine. So Chris Cabin, what are your thoughts here on the beekeeper, my friend? I mean, it's a David Ayer joint, so it is bad. It is what he comes. he always brings it it's always going to be bad uh but and that's i i say that with a little

tragedy to it because i do think the guys got some style like there's like parts of this movie that do work uh a lot of the action does work pretty much it's cut to shit it's not edited very well uh and you would think now in the age of like post scott atkins choreography you know good fight choreography is now a must in the john wick slash scott actens world but like it's still really not that well done in this it's better than usual better than usual with the jason statham movie but yeah when i'm watching i just got done with john wick part four man the bar has been lifted you no longer like get away with half doing it i think and like i just also watched um eric i think you've seen uh the one shot and one more shot i saw i saw one shot i did not

see the sequel yet it it just it to me it's so basic like oh you can just do it this and make it look good. You don't have to fuss too much. It's pretty easy to do it. And like now I'm just kind of like, well, you cut away from like all the good movement. I don't know. What's the only thing about one shot is just a quick digression is that

Ryan Philippe's in it. You know, that's kind of surprising. That's where he's been. He's now doing Scott Atkins' movies. He's got a little Empire's Secret movies. He's been getting there. But anyway, back to Beekeeper. Like the story, I

just was kind of like this is fine but like if you're going to have this antic world like it feels like they did a half step of something like um like smoking aces where there's a bunch of like characters that come out by the sun that are like crazy and just trying to kill someone like yeah and like i was like okay and then like it comes it like pulls it back immediately and like it keeps doing that herky jerky thing where it can't decide does it just want to be a crazy action movie or is it trying to be somewhat serious like a John Wick where there's like lore that we care

about. They are trying to have it both and also like we're kind of saying something Oh wow. Okay. Nobody needs to be saying nothing in the BKer and it would be totally totally fine. I mean I think like look there's obviously

like levels of shit and I don't think every movie is going to try to you know should try to top John Wick type stuff. That's why John Wick is John Wick. So I don't know. I found the fighting better than your average Statham movie.

It has a lot of fucking really silly brutality with him going around killing these people. I was probably annoying guy in the theater if anyone was in my screening at Union Square because I was howling, howling laughing at the way he's killing some of these people. Let me ask you know, this is how you rate action movies, Chris. Is it better than expendables four?

What? That's the thing. Anything above expendables four is okay. Yes, that's a three stuff. Everything above that, that is a healthy three star fellow. No, flag on the play. No. Bekeeper is a is a healthy three star in my opinion.

I'll say though, I want an air cut of my own, but this air cut just removes the absolutely useless FBI characters who are like, 30 minutes behind the fucking movie every step of the way and like the whole thing is like Statham is getting revenge for Felicia Rashad's character committing suicide because she gets fucking

scammed and all her money goes away and the one of the FBI agents the character is the daughter of Felicia Rashad so that's why they keep it in the movie it's so awful it's so just it's pulling the emergency break on a subway train is Pat Pespus in it does he go to

the beekeeper like go get a beekeeper don't tease me don't tease me i would like that that's something i would like that's this is stuff i don't like this is like boring like oh god we've got a what is the beekeeper is he part of the beekeepers do they all bee keep and i'm like i don't give i i hate when there's too much lore and i think that's my problem with john wick as well yep we're really trying to set up lore but it's like john wick sets up lore because that's what john wick's doing this sets up lore because that's what john wick's doing yeah you know and that's and that's and that's and that's That's what kind of sucks about it. And it, but that's why, like, if you look at it not as, you know, something that should have been competing with John Wick, but something that's totally stupid and over the top in a lot of ways, you can just laugh your way through it and have fun watching it.

And that's the level that I was meeting the bee keep rat, because it's stupid. But it's, to me, it was fun stupid. And I apologize to the other six people that wound up being in my screening opening weekend. I'm curious. I was pretty loud. like the the air cut of suicide squad because they keep saying it i mean it's one of those things where like in middle school when like somebody makes a joke and then like the guy who nobody likes kind of like latches onto it in the bag he's like yeah me too he's totally shit his parents

like that that's what that's what this uh there's an air cut of suicide squad too by the i don't know because the air cut is like what he gave them uh before they decided to do like massive reshoots, right? That's what I assume. theoretically. It's just it's one of those things where I don't think we're ever going to see it a light of day. It'll never happen. But if it does, it'd be cool to see like, you know, oh, here comes Margot Robbie 10 years older in this scene. If we did it for Snyder, man, I'm fine doing it for whoever else.

It's stupid as shit. I will watch the fucking David Ayer like director's cut of suicide squad. I absolutely will. The same way, I would love to see whatever the, whatever, uh, Gareth Edwards gave them, uh, gave Rogue 1 before they I would love to see what the fuck he was doing. I like cuts. Yeah, yeah. I like cuts. I mean, give me all the cuts.

Hey, all right, guys. So something that's not getting any additional cuts. ISS, which opened this weekend, kind of, I think was that six at the box office? This was that from Bleaker, new one from Gabriella Cowperthwaite.

Great concept. Great concept. Yes. Yes. Sluggishly executed. I have to say. I think it does reach a couple of those nice, tense, like paranoid moments, but never can keep the balloon in the air, so it's just the kid constantly picking the balloon back up off the ground again.

It's a great concept. I do think it was like, you know, it's one of those things where this is a problem with some modern filmmaking wherein all of the acting is so studied and human and small and like real and like we're trying to really this movie needed the Twilight Zoni kind of like big performances you know what I mean

and like I think that like that's not shitting on the actors who are in the movie I think they're all doing with the director one which I think she wanted this to be kind of like a what if this really happened I'm like not really though like what if it would happen it was kind of fun you know what I mean or the story's exciting those personalities need to be dialed up make that guy

more Russian somehow or whatever exactly and the squirly guy should be crazy at some point, you know what I mean? Big shout out to Chris Messina's mustache, though. That was great. Great mustache. Not too shabby. And yeah, I mean, that's the thing. It's also got a really good cast because like it's Christmas Sina. Ariana DeBose is sort of like the lead character. John Gallagher

Jr. is a great actor. Costa Ronan from the Americans. He's one of the Russian guys. And then Pilo Asbeck, you're in Greyjoy, I believe. Yes. Who cannot not play an asshole? Has to do it from now on. It's just, it's a mandate. Well, if you do what you love, Chris, you'll never work a day in your life. He's not the bearded guy in succession with Scars Guard, right?

No, he's a guy who looks exactly like it, though. Yeah, a little taller, the guy in the... Yeah, I just, I think all of them were good, but it's just sort of like, it was just very quiet. You know what I mean? Like, it's much more quiet and sensitive than it needed to be. It's very dramatic. I mean, like, it's trying, I mean, this is what we do all the time now. We take all the fact checkers seriously.

We're like, look, well, would this, if somebody who had been in this situation before was watching this, would they be like, yeah, that's about what it was like. And like, that's essentially what they want rather than be like, yeah, or like, woo. It should be a 20 minute twilight zone episode. You know what I mean? Because it's such a twilight zone concept. Here you are up in space and the world ends beneath you. What do you do? I think my biggest problem was the ending, which.

just sort of like, we don't know what to do. Yes. Yeah. Yes. You don't know how to end it, which is why, like, if you're getting, like, crazy with it, like, then you can have a crazy ending but this, it has this, like, ponderous like, what now? And you're like, I kind of don't care.

It's the, oh, hello, bartender. I'll take another. Great. But, I mean, it looks really good. I was about to say, stuff. The visual effects, the visual effects look good. There's definitely things to like about the movie I just felt like it fell short a little bit

and I know it sounds like especially with the beekeeper it's like we want a grounded story but then we get to this movie we're like how about a fantastical one with robots so it's it's a different temperature for each dish though you know what I mean

to be clear I don't want a beekeeper to be grounded at all I want to be crazy all the time if it's good I just don't like that it keeps on going back and forth you just don't like the world building yeah and like that you put so much time into it.

Because that's the FBI, dude. That's what I'm saying. Because like all the Jeremy Iron stuff and Josh Hutcherson, like that shit is crazy. And then of course everything Statham is doing is crazy. But then you have the FBI shit where it's like

now it's a serious crime action thing. And I'm like, no, no, no. Get stupid. Go back. And then you have Jason Statham like going back and like looking mournfully at things and being like, yeah, once was a guy. But now I'm a nor the goy and uh and now i gotta kill you and like it's just like i there's a 90 minute crazy movie

there that they didn't make instead of making rather than instead they made a two hour movie where it's like some of it is crazy yeah i mean so so we're saying here with with i s s it needed to be a little crazy but not a not a complete strikeout i think it's yeah not enough if you're interested if you're interested in the concept i think it is definitely worth watching it's definitely yeah uh you know go out and check it out because there is there's stuff there. I think the performances are there. I mean, I do think the zero gravity stuff was

very cool and very fun to watch. It all looked very fluid. And for a small movie, you know, I think that that was, I was like, wow, this is looking pretty good for the scale of what the, you know, the production seemed to be. Definitely, definitely. So, yeah,

no, you could, you could definitely do worse for sure. So, all right, this, I'm really curious because we haven't talked about this together at all yet but true detective night country who among us

is going along with this so far two episodes we got everybody watched it all yep you know thus far it's early it's early but it's it's reaping me the fuck out man I'm hopeful for it you know obviously a lot you can compare to like the thing or whatever and it's interesting and I'm going to keep watching it and I hope it really gets there

I like Jody Foster a lot Callie Rice is okay thus far. A lot of sex scenes. A lot of sex scenes. It's quite for everyone. It's HBO original program. Yeah. It's just which is really railed against something.

I mean, that is the main reason I watch. The story has not grabbed me the way the, I mean, even the second one, at least I was like into it immediately. This one I'm like, we'll see where it's going.

But this is the only way I'm going. get Jody Foster like I'm a man in the desert here I'm trying to find water and like I only can only go to true detective season four to get my Jody Foster that's right listen Jody he'll shoot the president for him he'll do look and I will do it correctly just to joke come on uh what about did you see her and Annette Benning in the movie there about a net Benning's a swimmer or niad or niad I think it's fine it's you know it's what what are you going to do? My thing with this true detective season is, I'm like,

are there like outright ghosts on this show now? Probably. I'm betting, yes. And there have not, to be clear, there have not been ghosts, and or goblins or any supernatural elements in any of the other. All right. I mean, they try to kind of get you there in that first season with the yellow king or whatever. But that's, dude, Steve, you're totally right, though, because like, I haven't seen two or three.

We saw the first episode of two and fell off immediately. But I'm watching this and I was like, have they been introducing like paranormal shit on this show? Memory is a ghost in all those movies. Go back to season three and talk because that's a dementia one and it's fun.

Yeah. Season three is great. I would say yeah, Andrew, if you're looking for more true detection, season three is fantastic. Watching rehearsal and Stephen Dorf go head to head is just so much great shit. Oh, Stephen Dorff's the other guy? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's fine. I will say. Well, I got to watch myershal

and something because I'm not getting that goddamn Blade movie. They can't figure it out. They can't figure it out. You can't figure out. You can't figure out. Sword sunglasses, mercial and that's the movie.

Back to True Detective. Am I wrong? Yeah. Did we get like a Rust Cole's possible brother going on here with Travis Cole? Yes. I think they're going to connect it to season one. Oh, that's see.

I don't know if it's father, but the captions have the names held the same. Because it's what's, it's Fiona Shaw, whoever is like, oh, Travis Cole showed me that the bodies, Travis, Travis Cole. Someone in the chat says it's his dad.

So I, right, but season one took place in the early 90s or something or was that period or? I don't know. It was. It did both. But I guess a ghost, you don't have to worry about ages for ghosts. I guess it's true. If you're dead a while.

If you're going to do a ghost, you just do a ghost. Liam Carroll seems to confirm Travis Cole is Rust Cole's father. Would that make Fiona Shaw Russ Cole's mother then? Quite possibly. Possibly. We don't know yet.

Do you think McConaughey is going to sashay in at like the final levels of it? Wow. Pretty cold out here. He's coming home for Christmas. They de-age of like a 51-year-old Matthew McConaughey. I tell you, time is a flat shirt,

but man, is it dark out all the time out here. Wow. That is something. That's why you're to run all the way down to the bayou. Get away from all that. Yeah, that's true.

I also appreciate getting some John Hawks in my entertainment quiet it had been a long time I think since I've seen that guy in fucking anything right yeah and I will say you got Christopher Ecclinson running for Colton McElheny

now like they look exactly the same how did that happen because he's got like they both have the same pattern baldness and now they're getting the same that dude close crop haircut yes like Ecclinson's haircut in the show yes yeah and he's

Ecclinson's looking a little, like, bigger. Yeah, like working out, not like fatter. Like, we're getting big. We're going to swallow. Bane syrup. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, all of the shit, like, you know, with the crime scene and everything, like, it's very Hannibal.

Yeah. Feeling, which is weird, too. I mean, I'll take it. But again, it's just so, so different from the true detective I've known. Well, yeah, I mean, I would say even like the first one, the third one, I was sure I was enjoying watching it whatever the big arc was I was enjoying each episode on their own merit

and that is not true of this this I am more there are things I like but I'm floating around in the hopes that I'm gonna like the big arc once it comes together I feel like that's my feeling right now on it I will see of course you know this is only two episodes I don't know how long it is yeah I don't know either

what is true detective They've all been eight episodes Traditionally. I don't know if they're going to do something different. I'm just, I'm telling you right now, I am in like the worst mood with TV right now because I just finished season two or Ritcher and it is a piece of shit. I am not done yet.

I have one left. The first season was, did you like, I love the first season. The second season, it's like I don't care about your buddies. Your buddies, you didn't, why did they make Jack Reacher part of the Avengers? Why the fuck did it happen? Well, listen, I I didn't get to Iron Man showing up in the finale at so so i'll hold up yeah i mean but you know what i'd be like now he has a

group and he's like i don't like each of them have yeah and like it doesn't matter i don't care i want the character like it doesn't matter i want he needs to be the fish out of water you know like you can't be you can't be you know water in the fish what we go what we do we do here what are you are you going to give railing given three people that matter as much as him in the same job yes it's like if you had justified it's like if you had justify season two you're right and There's three Raylan Givens hanging around. I mean, that was the problem with that Ant Man movie. And that's, I don't understand the desire to be like, oh, you liked it one time.

What if everyone can do that? No, that's the point. That's the guy that does that. That's why I come to watch this thing. That's the bad idea with Blade having a team or whatever that was supposed to be. What are you doing? Yeah, yeah. I just, I don't get it.

It's, I mean, it's because you want, you can sell that as like, we're going to build out a universe. This is how we make other shows. We're going to have a Reacher's girlfriend, this show. and you know first of all get a better title I reacher is like family man friend the show like it's going to have all those versions of it and you sell

it that way but it makes the show itself a shit hole at the same time it's fun enough just because I like seeing people get killed that's sort of what I'm in yeah oh yeah you love that but I hope in season three because it seems to be doing very well I can't imagine them not doing a season three of Reacher I hope

that they go back to formula By the way, I revisited those Back to Formula Apollinger. No, I know, thank you. That was delightful. I revisited the Tom Cruise movies. Oh, the Reacher movies? And the first one with Rutherhurtzog's good enough,

but the second one is God awful. Horrible. Oh, wow. Stay tuned, that way. Colby Soulders. Co-lead? Are you kidding me? No, I don't know why people try and trick me in the watch of that woman to do stuff. She belongs number 32 on a

Marvel call sheet and have to see that. That's another. That's what we're talking best in a sweetie. I think she's great and they just missed cast her. If you ever seen Andrew Bischolski's results, she's fantastic in it. Oh shit, you're right. I do like that movie. Fuck. Well, she's really

good. I take it back. Don't worry that Samuel L. Jackson secret invasion show took care of your problems. I noticed. So that's a They murdered her. So you won't have to worry about her.

Oh, okay. I did not know. Well, good for her. Uh, yeah, that movie's all,

that shows old enough. And no one watched it anyway. So, you know, whatever. It's like, it's the inciting incident of the series.

Sure. Oh, not really that much of a spotlight. No, who gives you. Anyway, I guess jury is still out, uh,

for a couple of y'all on, uh, true detective. I'm in. It's fucking weird. I'm, I'm not watching. Yeah.

I'm in. Yeah. Um, I've just also, because I've been seeing it in the chat. I think I'm the only one that took the leap. I did really like Echo, by the way, the Disney show there. Brutal as

fuck, really good fight choreography, good family story, and DeNafrio in almost every episode reprising as Kingpin. Only one daredevil sighting, but I did see, do you guys see they started refilming that shit? Because it's going to be all like reimagined or

totally done. What? They stopped shooting the Daredevil show, the new one. Born again. Again? Well, no, no. They stopped it. And then it was like,

we're creatively retooling it. And now, like, I think tomorrow or today, actually, they start filming whatever the new thing is going to be. It's going to be hard for me to do any Marvel TV anymore. We're never seen any of these movies. Blades not happening. This movie's not happening.

Like, just stop it. I just feel like either way. Poor Charlie Cox is like William Shatner in that Twilight episode. Is it coming? Is Daredeville Bordigan? coming out next year? Is it coming out the year after that? Can I leave?

Can I leave? Tickets out of a mouth of a clown or whatever that was. Yeah, well, okay, yeah, keep doing this and like, well, yeah, because what else is he going to do? Are they going to try to, like, a prequel version of his character from fucking boardwalk Empire? Is that what he's going to do? I would like that. He's 30 years too old

for it now, but at that point. Yeah, but that would be nice. But, yeah, I don't know. Anyway, see Echo. It's a quick, it's like five of them, I think. I keep meaning to get through it I want to. Yeah. They're all like 40 something minutes. It flies by. I watched it all

in a single sitting. So real quick, this is a weird thing because it came out January 2nd. I received it in the mail January 12th. But a little bit of home media mania here. Criterion put out the Apu trilogy, the Satajit Ray

trilogy of movies, which are just some of the most masterful movies ever made. Pothor Ponchali, Aparaget Jito and Upper Sansar make up the three movies. The first one sort of like put

India's drama cinema in like international conversation. It was a huge hit. I think John Houston was who brought it to New York City or something like that. But these are all like literally restored from ashes. The fucking negatives

burned in a fire and they this was like the Academy Film Archive and La Magine Retraviata in Italy like worked painlessly to restore these movies. They look gorgeous. Essays by fucking Terry Rafferty, great filmmaker, and Geree Shambu,

both great film writers in this. If you are interested in a place to start with Indian cinema, these three movies 100% pick up this set from Criterion. You will not regret it. Incredible. Their work with the Ray stuff,

they've been very good about Ray movies. Yeah. And they've all been really well preserved. Yeah, and those are just three excellent movies in a little pack there to go for that. But that's going to do it for this week, gang. It's good to be back, of course. Just some

reminders about stuff here. Oh, here was the... I think I didn't put up. Anyway, so stuff that's out on Patreon, of course, speaking of McConaughey, Agent Elvis was covered on animation, damnation last week. Just a real 15 years too late cartoon there.

And then a character that just never got to thrive in her glory. Lady Valeria The Gleap Glacery The poor pig lady Yes and if you don't care about the pig lady You have to listen to this episode For Steve getting stuck in

Some financial trouble Exactly, that's part of why I had to go away For a little while because some narc-ass fan Was it like, do you remember When you made a bet so many years ago? Do you remember? And then thank you fan Because then I got that $100 and then suddenly

Steve's going to Dr. Nick Riviera's clinic and he's taking even longer to recover exactly he got that that hundred bucks didn't last that long how's that tape

treat yeah the tape's ready to go too everything must go we need to make money here I am really fucking in too deep it's not a joke it's not a joke

please help what's also not a joke is tomorrow we're releasing the next we ate movies on expendables expendables for the dumbly titled

sequel. Voibles. Voibles. Speaking of movies, no one was asking for. And you can catch that puppy ad free on the Patreon at the $8 level and up. And stay tuned for later in the week. Thursday. All new Melro 210. This one's pretty ridiculous on

both ends of the show. Long one too. We win the jumbo size episode. But I'm sorry, Joe is on trial for murder and we just went long. We had to talk a lot about that. Yes, we had to talk about her. Yes. Oh, my God. Get out soon. Yes.

And then on the Nexus, of course, that's going to drop on Friday. Charles Napier shirtless playing shitty music on TOS. Sick, dude. Oh, my God. It's, it's something. If you want to, if you want to see a narrative in our show here, you can watch as Andrew says there's no, Charles Manson's music is not good. There's nothing even slightly worse than it in the Asian Elvis episode.

And then come to the Nexus episode where he does indeed find song that are worse than. Charles Manson songs. Yes. I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it for myself, Chris. Being played by Jonathan Demme favorite Charles Napier. Yes, this is a nexus worth it for everyone wants to hear Chris freak out for 90 minutes. I love it. It's off. You were so angry.

It was really, it was a pretty pretty funny. Fuck, I have. Well, that's fine. It was pretty funny. So patreon.com slash we hate movies for all that. That's going to do it for this week. We're stuck to be back. Thanks for tuning in until next week.

I've been Andrew Jupin. Steven Zadek. Eric Siskin. Chris Cabin. Have a good one, folks. Adios.