S14: On-Screen Live 3.11.24 Love Lies Bleeding Review, Recapping Hollywood's Biggest Night & more!
00:00Please.I'mWhat's going on, welcome to on-on, and this is our show for Monday, the 11th of March, if you will, going to bring in some buds here, because we got a lot to talk about today.Of course, Hollywood's biggest night, reviewing a movie and limited release right now.A lot to get to.So let's bring in all the buds here.First up, you know him, you love him, and I'm so thrilled that I received a text over the weekend that said he was indeed dune-pilled.Steve Zadak.
01:01Loved it.Oh, doon 2.I'm living and loving to doon 2.Yeah, I might share a thought or two when we get to that point at the box officeYeah, I like that, dude.What's that shirt going on there?This is a rare, one of my classic going on eBay for stuff.This is an X, a weird time in the X-Force when nobody was reading it.
01:27So they brought in to my favorite artist, Mike Allred, and this guy.Pete. Oh, God, it's going to kill me. Indy artist. Indie artist. It was super cool. I reallythat run. Nice. So that was $98 later. A t-shirt was shipped to you from Taiwan.Next up. You know him. You love him. He ain't going to buy no t-shirt off the internet. It's Eric Siska.We did it. Upi did it. My campaign worked. I forged a bunch of ballots and drove them around.the election integrity. We stole it. What a bunch of suckers, dude. That's right. That's right. And the scholarly one of us all, like he might be reading something about the Oscars this week. Let's bring him in and find out this. It's Mr. Christopher Cabin. Of course, after Ryan O'Neill had struck his daughter for winning Paper Moon, he started having a tradition of hitting any kid who won. Anna Patlin had toto be rushed out of the back stage on her night.Dustin Dunst barely missed his fist the last time she was up
02:39interview with a vampire. Of course, he was not thereto give it to the kid from the room. I forget his name. Shut up.Jacob Trombly. Of course, a wonderfulstory about Ryan O'Neill who did pass sadly.Yes. One of our best child hitters out there.I'm really top stuff kind of stunning like there's a dude like I thought I thought I'm like he got the hammer at the end there because like it was like Ryan O'Neill and then they did that like the camera shift and I was like we're giving it to Ryan O'Neill it was such an awkward like we're cutting away we're doing different things I'm like what's going up yeah it was terrible who was it Pagliacci and his son yeah who's the fucking guy's name it's whatOne of the three Bocelli.Andre Bechelli.
03:32Andre Bechelli.Okay.That dude wasn't a 3-10er.He wasn't?I thought it was.Was Andre Bechelli a third-tenner?I have literally no idea, but I thought he was.But anyway.
03:48The Sun died as well.Was that another Holocaust type of incident?Or what are we talking about here?Yes.No, the guy is sitting.He is a third tenor.Oh, was he?Oh, okay.
03:56Wait, so was he the other guy then?On the sign-belt joke?right of Ben, I don't know, he's blind, he's, he certainly is, I think it's, get the fuck out ofOh no, maybe not. All right, no, so he's not. So it's, it's, it's Pavarotti, Domingo, and Carreras.Okay, I didn't think so. Okay, there we go. I mean, Carreras being the other guy.This is just a musician guy that died. Another opera singer.No, instead, the dude that was singing the fucking.song last night, he's a very, he's a very, look, look,
04:37you know, I really doubt that. Well, I mean everybody else in the world. Yes. Better than MichaelBuhle, I'll tell you that much. That's true. I mean, but it's true. The fucking, the way theykept on cutting to them, like, I don't care about them. No, of course not. I get there's singing thesong, that's nice, but just, what's going on? It's a trend.with like, you know, you know, we now, we now, we now, we now emmy's, we now me more on the people.Yes.That's what confused me because I thought you were, we were talking about the giving them the hammer.And I was like, oh, shit there, you know, oh, and this guy in his son also.
05:17Texas chainsaw massacre style.Yeah.Well, maybe next year, they might be in there next year.Next year's Oscar Memorial, that guy and his son.Fingers rock.Make it happen.Dracula and his son. Okay. So someone who, I don't know if we were doing death reels at the time today. But guess what guys? Today, Shemp Howard would have been 129 years old. I mean, he would never be 1209 years. He would have if he didn't step on that mail or whatever. Yes. Total legend in the voice acting community. Rob Paulson turned 68.someone
06:00someone we love here on the showof course Elias codiushe turns 63surprisinglya little tough to work withif you hearon set rumorsand otherwise
06:12but Terrence Howardhe's 55 todayoh yeah everybodythat guy's a pain in the asseverybody likeit's just common knowledge nowso Chris you seem to know a lotabout this topic
06:22what is he doingwhat is his antics on setwell it's not even on set stuffit's more like he's very pumpedI mean, you hear all these stories about most actors, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, like, I mean, the famous story is the Iron Man. Like, I want, what, double what I got for the first Iron Man to be in the second Iron Man. They're like, you know what we can, we can just get Don Cheadle. We can really just do that. I have a, I have a thing where it's a story where Terrence Howard was asked to like sign a guest book by like a 16 year old kid. And the 16 year old kid gave him like a Sharpie. And he was like, he flipped out and was like,look at the suit I'm wearing. You want me to get Sharpie all over this?dude. I don't know. I don't know he was talking down to kids. I kind of like him.Well, that's me, man. Look at this t-shirt. Okay. This is $98. Do you need Sharpie all over this?
07:14They should. They should make t-shirts at this point if they are going to make shirts like this to be sharpie-proof.Because you know, you're going to be around people who are assigning stuff anyway. Let's see.We need more chemicals next to our skin at all times.Yes,A beloved, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,Noxas.Wow. Uh, Thora Birch is 42.She still making movies or what?
07:42I don't know.Probably.Yeah.Uh, someone who definitely is, uh, Jody Comer turns 31.Those are the birthdays this fine week, gentlemen.Happy birthday, everyone.Happy birthday Shemp Howard again.I just want to shout of that.
07:58absolutely.He'll be celebrating down in hell today.apologies for not getting you can beyeah. You and Shecky Greenwe should put the effort in for thoseand to answer your question, Thoroughburchhad a guestappearance on Mayfair witches
08:16in 2023 and she's gottwo movies come out somewheresoon called the Midway Pointand Thirsty I'm sure both of thoseare directed to me. Yes, somewheresoon, who the hell knows?so pretty cool guys. A lot of new faces at the box office.Let's take a look around at the numbers here.
08:37This is highest gross.Of course we should say, fellas. Good afternoon. Good evening. Good morning.To everyone in the chat. We got Bucyrus 87. Daniel Hood. Split banana. Very good.Gooster. Fowl.Logan Hill. DeShuba.Thanks for joining us.DeShuba.Deshuba.
09:08DeShuba.DeShuba McGavin.Nico Fish.So stupid sandwich Jones.Everybody here. Of course, by the way, gang, if you're notsubscribed to this very channel on YouTube,might want to do that.Also, like this video, all that good stuff.
09:25Help us elevate the show's profile.file now. Doing the top fivein the top fivecourse of course. A month in theaters bringsMarley one love to thefifth spot today4.1 millionstill, it's just a massive
09:44hit. It did a good job.I saw a dude last nightdancing around as one of the cans.I was surprised he did thatwith this new found stardom.I think they all got in there, right?Yes, Sue was there too. And thenI don't know who the other white guy was.
09:59I think that is a, uh, uh, uh, uh,if I remember, if I remember what, uh, Chelsea was telling me last night.Okay.Yeah.Um, Kingsley Benadier.Is that this dude's name who played Bob Marley?Yeah, yeah, yeah.Um, I'll probably be,
10:17whoops, I'll probably be renting that, uh, pretty soon.Yeah.Um, in it number four from Angel Studios,the studio and same director that brought you sound.of freedom comes cabrini. What the hell is this? What is this? What is this? 7. 7. The box is the story ofSt. Francis Xavier Cabrini. She was an Italian nun who moved to New York. I was just reading this onWikipedia actually because Cabrini Street is up here in North Manhattan where I live.she was a woman
10:54she was a woman who was ashe was athe mayor of New York at the timeto help orphansokay I think you're going to say likepushed him into the street or somethingyeahno I think just like you know
11:10turned the screws to him made them look like an assholewhen I'm hearing about orphansthat's funny because I think theprojects in Candymanare called Cabrini GreenyesCaprini Green she alsoShe did work in Chicago as well.
11:24This is an odd. This is an odd.This is a biopic.I don't know. I don't see it.We'll see.I don't know if anyone's seeing it.Let's be clear about that one.I don't even think I'm going to walk into this one.No, but like right down the road, like just downtown from my neighborhood is her like
11:48memorial.Like part of her body is buried in there.of her body. The Catholics, the Catholics, a little bit of your fingers, that's because saints are too powerful. If you get all the body together, it'll reanimate.Dude, you're not, you're not too far off here. So, like, I was reading about this. It's fucked up. Like, her head is in Rome.Nice. Keep that there. There's, like, an arm or a hand or something in Chicago. And, like, the rest of the body, the body isdown the very weird thing.The Catholics like to slice and dice.break it's just have like a torso legs in New York.
12:33I think we'll leave the body here.If this church is really successful, we'll cut her up and get some cycles going.Yeah, that's an idea.I just want to hear the discussion between them.Like, how do you negotiate who's getting the most of the body or the most important part oflike, Rome is just like, and no, we get to the head.I think clearly. At the end of the end of the end of the end of the head, okay. The pope's like, the pope's like, the pope's sharpening the other side. Swedish chef's all these big hands just moving this thing.Fleury flirty, shirty, cap a bee. That's amazing.
13:14New York, you get to have the heart. You can have the heart, I suppose. You really want.Did he actually drink the blood at all?No, but the heart is somewhere else.recall, no, no, it's really weird,her Wikipedia page is very fascinating.Way more than I thought we'd ever talk about Cabrini,but that was indeed in at number four.In it number three, a trailer that I kind of,
13:39every time they show the little villain in this movie,I was cackling in the theaters.This is imaginary from Lionsgate.What the hell is this?I don't know about this.they barelythey barely advertised it.Jeff Wadleau
13:54excuse me, the manthe man behind Fantasy Islandand my godit is horrorit doesn't have as many like crazy twistsas Fantasy Islandwhich I was kind of upset about. So you saw thisChris. Oh yeah, oh yeah I saw this. Me and
14:12me and Cameron Ripley were having agood time. Yeah, that's how you said. On Saturdaynight we were hanging out.Swarm this guy already.I've been trying to get Cameron swarmed forand he's just impossible.The ending is kind of interesting.Like when they go the last like 20 minutes of it,
14:32something cool happens.But like everything else is just so nothing.So it's about a spooky teddy bear?Is that what I'm glad to believe?Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, that's about it.That's what I was laughing at in the pre.I'm T minus four weeks till I read this for $20.
14:48guaranteed.Yeah, yeah.Yeah, without question. Chris,just, though, uh, uh, uh,as far as the Blumhousethis year, uh,so far not great. Because was nota haunted pool
15:02movie also this year?Yes. It was.Night swim.Night swim. So is this better or worsethan night swim? Huh.Chris's head exploded.I,I kind of
15:18think I have to go with this one just because it's crazier like like the premise of night's like in the actuallike it's kind of like the normal crazy things that happened this a genuinely like what the fuck was thatlike as happens with Jeff Wadlow and his wonderful touch uh I think he also did uh don't uh trusttruth or dare one of those uh which one of my one of my favorite film yeah I think he's also for thatone. So there you go. Big, big, although, although, um, um, um, um,I probably would have been in New York. Uh, uh, anyway, in it number two. Fall fromthe top slot already, but, uh, still, still, it's still totally fine, you guys, 46 milliondollars. Uh, we're looking at, uh, what was the, the transition down here? Oh, yeah, it only,
16:14dropped 44%it's doing all right$7 million dollars.is IMAX.I saw it at the Kips Bay IMAX.We got there by horseback which is the onlyway to get there. You have to be having a horse.You got to go back to 1890s
16:32New York City to get to that Kips Bay movie theater.It is so fucking far out there man.What was the reason for that? Just because you wanted IMAX and that was theclosest or showtimes? Yeah, exactly.It was IMAX. I didn't feel like going all the way upbecause it was a pretty, folks. It was a pretty packed screening. The one thing I think it's a good example,for if you're going to do like the big, big movie and we're going to break it in half or we're going to film it all together,maybe don't do that. Maybe actually make the first half, reflect on it, and then you can make the second half because that's what this is.
17:09It's like, Denny watched the first one and is like, what can I do to make this?more exciting, more balls to theit doesn't like, it doesn't like, it doesn'tit's not like it, in my opinion, in almostevery single way. Like just the visuals are moreinteresting. There's more action. There's morecool shit to keep your, your brainturn in. Like Atomics. Thank you,
17:35Oppenheimer. He's in multiple movies.Yes. It is great that we see anunderdog win like Oppenheimer. It's notsomeone, someone. Someone, from under. Someone up and under. From up and under. That's the old Chris Cabin maneuver.So that means, of course, in it number one, Kung Fu Panda 4 y'all. Look at this. Do not ever count out the family friendly box office folks. 58.8.3 million dollars. It's the biggest debut for one of these Kung Fu Panda movies since Kung Fu Panda 1.I mean, because, because I mean, like, like, like, like, like, because I mean, like, like, like, like, like, like,in the market.Oh, yeah.
18:21This is going to be the top five for the rest of the year.Might be, like, it's also going to do crazy international numbers, this one.This one will go nuts.But, yeah, I'm kind of, I like, Jack Black.I kind of like knowing he's making money.I've never, yeah.Yeah.Oh, no, yeah.
18:37I, I, I, I, I've never, I've never seen a Kung Fu Panda.Neither of I actually.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I really like, I, I, I, I really like, it's just an animated movie, and it's, yeah, a big one, so, like, it's just entertaining, but they're better, I mean, what the good thing about is, for all the people in this room who like kung fu movies, essentially, they do do kung fu fights, and, like, they do all, like, it's just not as impressive as actual.people do, does a pandadoes a panda do? Yes, you know, you know, you know,that was a lot of, I will tell you that.But you know that this is, I mean, obviously one, a theatrically releasedfourth film, but also, I feel like this is definitely Shrek status because there's
19:31like TV shows and like specials and one-off things with this also,like you find with all them, Shrek the halls and whatnot. And in those terms,this is so much better than the on the on the shrek move like on the on the power of the power of the better series than that also it's been eight years since they put out one of these so that's well i was i was wondering about the gap in time that's interesting yeah that's crazyum daniel hood in the chat says that gary oldman voices the villain uh in kung fu panda two and is really that sounds right right harley s trumanI think Viola Davisis the villainYou cannotYou cannot perform a head of a tiger
20:17A tiger literally is a guy that has his mouth on my headIt's a little dudeHe's a little manSo interestinglyOver on the Patreon gangPatreon. Patreon.com slash we hate moviesI've started doing a Friday afternoonbox office
20:37and check this out. Congratulationscongratulations.people who hadConfidence in Kung Fu Pandataken over, man.69% offolks weighing in thoughtDune 2 for sure
20:49never count out that familybox office.Parents, everybody.They hate their kidsand they need somewhere to put themfor two hours.It's got to happen. Everyding-dong week.
21:02Elsewhere at the box officespecialty numbers, levelizebleeding,which Chris and I'll talk aboutfrom A2-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-2-4limited on 5 screens around the country167-K5 screens my god
21:15look at these little special screen boys over herethis Friday it goes up to 12-hondo12-100 screensI'm already making plansyep I got tickets for SundayI'm going to go on a limbSteve you are going to really like this moviehaving known your history and love of a
21:35a genregenre moviesoh wow you mean you had thehe had the whole encyclopedia of thatat one pointEd Harris yes Ed Harrisof course you're a big Ed Harris manyou love the right stuff and
21:50Apollo 13 $167,000 on thatfucking poster dude I'll tell you that muchI got a mistake a mod onewe'll talk about thatat length in a moment but checkthis out guys this springwhich now, officially we're going to start saying next month.We're going to start playing some spring shows here.
22:10up, Gamer, Gerard Bartler, action movie.Press X to rides.Dude, I would love it just the moment in this movie of Gerard Butler is just like tapping his foot like Sonic.Like, where are we going?You have to move me.They also, his teeth was disturbing people as well.So they re-edited those.get Gerard Butler's
22:34and put some fake teethwe'll be talking about this at thein hotlanta,on the 25th of Aprilwhich is just next month gangso we prepared for thatand then the next monthdoing a little Texas two step
22:50first up we are going to Houstonfor what will be our Houston debutfolks we can't stress that enoughfirst time checking out this wonderful citySpace City Houston Texaswill be at the Houston Improvtalking Robo cop too. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You know, yes. It's a warm out to show. Yes. It's a lot out of the shun list, actually. It's right back. It's been des shunned. And the very next night after our debut in Houston, Texas, we are going back to Austin, Texas for the first time in six years, doing a We Love Movies official We Love Movies episode about from Dust Till.on. It's going to be a hot dark night. A dark night. I love to do that. I'm so excited for this. I'm jealous of all my buds that are in Austin right now. So it's going to be great to get back there. It's a fucking killer city. We always have fun there. We do every time. And I will be. I know a lot of people are asking. I am. I will be playing Eric's corpse like a guitar.
23:55half of the show. It took a little bit of thewe're here. It took a little bit of you leavein New York City. You got it. In Rome,the brains, you can destroy the skull in Antarctica.Do you want like arms or something in Chicago? I know you're like,you're a big Chicago boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. My arms were builtin Chicago. I was born there. So put my arms in Chicago and tellthem my story. Get Angel
24:24I will pitch itI will pitch to them. I need to do that. I need to playthen I can do that. Okay. Okay.All right. That's fine. Yes. Just rip me apart. Use me like axylophone. I don't give a shit.Okay. But we'll be talkingall about that movie. A Cap City comedyon May the 15th
24:43in Houston, Texas. It's going to be a lotof fun. Fucking psyched.So, okay, Chris Cabin.we'll uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, let's, uh,and the new one from rose glass. What are we talking, Steve say that?You just don't, you know that I'm a spoiler phob. I'm just saying, I'm not, I'm not doing it right now, but I might, if you guys go over, go overboard.That's fair. It's totally, it's totally fine. Steve, do whatever makes you feel comfortable, my friend.Yeah, I might join you. Steve, just let me know. We'll both, I'll look over your shoulder and I'll help. I'll help. I'll read that as well.
25:17I don't have anyI don't have muchI don't have much spoileryI mean I meanI mean because the stuff that you would spoilyou know right awaythat it would be a big spoilerso I'm not going to get into anything there
25:27I will say Chrisfirst of all thoughI need to at some pointI got a busy ass week hereso maybe this weekend viewingI gotta see this Saint Maudbecause Rose Glassdirected a hell of a picture here
25:40is it goodI don't knowdidn't that get sort of like a weirdfucked by the pandemic releasemaybe. I completely missed it. We streamed it for sure. We streamed it was out for a while. Uh, uh, uh, but so, uh, this is fucking great. This is, uh, it's what I hoped and thought driveaway dolls might be if that makes sense. Um, it was much more of what I was looking for as far as like the violence mixed with there is a lot of comedy in this movie. It's very fucking funny. Um, I did not watch the trailer. So I don't know how much they,allude to the comedy but like case do in this movie very funny. Oh, oh, I think she's great in this. The whole thing, I, I kind of get, I always get a little weird with genre movies because I'm like, it's so easy to just play by the normal rules. Just do the normal. Hit this, hit this, hit this, hit this, hit this, and then we're out. Right. This was just so much more interesting for what they pick to focus on. Like, the idea, like, the familiar.element of it, but like, like the working out stuff, the little, the little element of a little element of it's interconnected like that.these are little details that I really like. And yes, I mean, on top of that, Katie O'Brien, K. Stu, Ed Harris looking insane.
27:06Ooh, dude. If there's any reason to not watch the trailer, it's so you maybe don't have to know what Ed Harris looks like in this movie.The scumbag factor.It's the skullet. It's like riffraff. He just needs to be refraff. I mean, he's back. I don't know where he's been. I feel like whatever I've seen him in of recent note hasn't been anything that's really wowed me. I think this is the most he's wowed me since history of violence. He's really fucking good and terrifying in the movie.I do love the small it captures small nothing towns. You can feel the temperature. You can feel the street coming off the screen. It's captured so amazingly. And like, Krista Stewart and Katie O'Brien, every scene they have together is incredible. Like great fucking chemistry. And it's weird because it's like I don't want to sound like I don't want to sound like I don'tthink Kristen Stewart is alsonot great in this movie. She islike I've seen her be greatKatie O'Brien stretching
28:24from like Star Wars and fucking quantummania for Christ's sakes like this is areal deal star term performancefrom Katie O'Brien. I'm really happy about thatbecause she is honestly like eventhat she was the best part of that last seasonof the Mandalorian. I was like oh shit here she comesagain. Yep. All her shit
28:42was the far and away the most interestingpart. So good chemistry. Yousaid good chemistry has the biology. The biology is right? The other thing, man,we just got some sexy sex scenes in this movie and, you know, no one was fucking running outof my theater. Packed fucking house by the way. Yeah. It's not for a movie to be hot. I'm sorry.It's nice. You know, it's something you don't get too often. And like also, I mean, this movie,much like St. Mod is talking, I mean, it has ideas. Like, it's talking about like,self like how we hurt ourselves
29:18how thatlearning lessons about things like thatit takes a lot before you fuck upyou ever get to any kind of clear decisionabout things like thatand it actually makes that a part of the dramait makes it a bigger part of the drama than likethe violent part of stuff which is usually
29:34it goes the other wayum so I was the violencethe violence is in this movie but the violencedoesn't dominate the movieexactly and that'sit is intense thoughAnd that is very much. And there is very much. And there is. And then, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'll tell you know what. The, I'll tell you what, the two ladies in front of me were not prepared for the violence that goes down in this movie. Which was kind of also equally entertaining for me to watch. A lot of, like, ducking out of the way, like, putting our hand, you know, real physically moving away from the screen kind of stuff.maybe screams, were they screamed?
30:18were they scared? Not, not, but there was some, like, like, like, like, like, like,like, people taken aback by some of the violence, which is great.Because it's like, it's this great blood so, you know, queer neo-noir, like, I fuckingloved it. I know it's very early, but I'm confident in saying this for me will be one of myfavorites of the year with it. Well, I'm excited. I know, you know, I haven't seen it yet, but sex andviolence is what we go to the movies for.God damn right, so, and when you guysyou guys see it, we'll weigh in with some
30:51specialty box office next week, because I'm curiouswhat y'all think of it. Steve, for Steve'sreasons, and Eric, because he really likes Neo-Noars.Oh, come on. Oh, come on.So, all right, my dudes.Oh, actually, Eric, I justgot something in here. Oh.The intern just dropped something off
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33:29All online meddings stay away from generally speaking, I would sayYes, exactlyYeah, but there you go folks, a little piece ofw. W. W. H. H. H. H. H. Hollywood's Hollywood'slike, Hollywood'sthis is. My goodness. No realfor me. Almost done. Yeah. I mean,more things did better than I would have expected.
33:52And that's about it. Yeah. Actually, the one thing that surprised me,zone of interest getting sound, totally justified.Yes. I just thought it would be on the Opie roll by then.Yes. Yes. So let's get into it first withthe Farina, the departed, theFarina. Chris Cabin, should weWe're, for folks, maybejust joining us, maybe they're
34:13hip to the program, this isthis is a picture of Dennis Farinawho was an actor, and what happened?Well, whatever year wasthat Dennis Farina passed andleft us, I mean,fuck God for that, first of all.But whatever that
34:29happened, the,you get the Oscars inMemorial section hits. You assumeit's Dennis fucking Farina. Everybodyknows him. Where is he? Everybody is he's not there. Everybody is the guy from thief.He was 2013. It was 2013. It was 2013. We've been doing 10 years of Farina, by the way. And I think to credit, I believe Steve, you came up with the phrase. Okay. Yeah, sure. You did. Take the credit for it. Steve. I'll take the credit for it.I'll take the little bit, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, you know, I, maybe, I, I, maybe, I, I, maybe, maybe I, I made a little offhand joke. Chris does the work and Chris lives it. So, and I will say, you are clearly living in the Academy's head rent free because this year, they, they did everything they could to combat the Farina's. They did. Someone went into a closed door and slammed us like, we're not getting this Chris Cameron ever again, this Farina ing.You made it worse.
35:35It's almost more insulting.It's almost more insulting.It's like here.Here's the scraps.Here's the scraps.Some people got pictures.Here's the scraps.I was like a robot.
35:49Like it's that.Shocked like Kenneth anger being in that extra.That was at all.Yeah.I mean, I was happy that, yeah, of course, you're a little wondering if KennethAnger is even going to be mentioned.But that thing, I was looking on Twitter for people,people who had pictures of it. I was like, I'm not paying attention to this thing. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
36:12McCarty. But Cormick McCarthy being on there. Like, like, you know what I mean? He wrote the script to the council.That's about it. And obviously inspired no country. No country. I mean, like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But like,still like, yeah. I mean, there's so many other people who should be. If you're going to have that stupid list,who should be on the stupid list. Yes. Well, people, uh, who were unfortunately not.on the stupid list that you, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,and, like, like, I mean, I mean, like, I mean, I mean, I mean, he's a punisher, ladies and to be clear, some of these I think were actually on the list, but like there was no way of looking, even if you were watching the goddamn broadcast, it was one shot, two shot, change it out. That was it. And from far away. It wasn't like a close up on the screen.And again, like, the idea, like, just show me.the teleprompter, show me what the audience is seeing on their big screen.
37:13the dance. I don't give me, I found, I found the screen fellas. And yes, there's, okay, so KennethAngers on there. Terrence Davies is on there. Parents Davies was another one here on our list.So yes. Shecky Green is on this brief. And this thing flashed for like half a second. It's so.Yeah, yeah. There's just no point in even doing it. Like, if you're going to do it, justpicture, picture, and yeah, and yeah, and yeah, and yeah, right?And yeah, Ray, Ray Stevenson is on this giant list.Cormac McCarthy, um, uh, Lance Reddick is on there.Oh, Bert Young.
37:52Yes, and Tree Williams.I, you know, I just, I found it and thought it looked funny.This is him on the way to the Oscars, but then he died.Oh, no.From Go Go Tolls, uh, yeah, so Bert Young, Farina, Josh, Jossackland.Joss Ackland-this is great. This should have been in the fucking slide show. I just don't know how you don't get the clip of him saying a diplomatic immunity and him making his head blown off. I don't everybody quotes that all the time. Why? Everybody I know. Yes. Character actor Michael Lerner of course. The best. He was Farinid.Yeah, this brief. He is on the list. He is on the list. He is on the last. It's Ken Lerner, what's the deal here, Chris? I'm not aware, but I would assume so. I don't think there were any other siblings were there.Or someone who, again, like, Ken Lerner is still a jerk. He's around. Okay. That's good. I don't know to sound like a jerk, but there are just people who deserve photographs. Treat William.
39:02is one of those people.what are you're you're you're you're you're you're talking about?He did show photographs forentertainment executive or lawyerbecause it's like oh we guys got a friendinvolved here. I was kind of surprised Andre Brower made the listeven though I mean like I think under Brow is fantastic he's just moreof a TV guy for me but like
39:24certainly he's been in a ton of moviesI think they show a scene from glory was that itpossibly they showed something who was inI didn't recognize theit wasn't a rise of theit was not rise of thebut yeahyes arguably
39:43more for TV butwas in a lot of moviesman I mean I justI think of this as like againshowing the age of themost of the makeup of the academylike it's just like of course we care about these old peoplethat we've known for forever and like Lance Reddick
40:00who like just past recentis probably more well,to the 35 and under crowd.It doesn't matter,even though it's clearly the personeverybody would want to see up there.I'm sorry, we don't need,and I'm not saying these people are not important
40:17and didn't contribute to show business.Like marketing executives, distribution consultants,like, put them on the stupid list.The stupid list is for them.Technical awards needs an immemoration.him. Just do that a brief one there for all the executives, for the gaffirs. Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. Go right ahead. Another one. And I mean, this is not surprising. But as Chris pointed out, we were just talking about something from her body of work last week on We Hate Movies. But Carlin Glenn passed away. She was Roy Scheider's high school love and future mother-in-law in a night game last week.Yeah, a bunch of a bunch of a bunch of a bunch of a bunch of a bunch of much stuff.This woman did not want that she absolutely did not.
41:09So those were just some of the snubs.I mean, there were a bunch of people for Renad as always.Check Chris's Twitter for for some more there.Can I move that?Oh, yeah, sure.Go ahead.Could I do a helicopter observation about the show last night?Yeah.
41:24Way too short.Yeah.Not enough fucking.I love the magic of the movie montages.Maybe that's just me.I actually was only one. Those are always kind of great. There was only one for the, really, they didn't show, almost at all, except for the best picture noms. And then they brought back my least favorite thing, which is, oh, God. And you, Paul Giamatti. Oh, man. And the, like, you know what? If you're going to do that, do that for every fucking, I want costume designer. I want five fucking costume designers to come out and talk about costume design for 20 minutes.you're totally right. It's stupid. It's stupid. It's totally right. It's stupid. The way they announced them all with like the audio from like when they won their Oscar and then the the curtain comes up or whatever. Like they're the Avengers dude. Like get out of here with that. Like it's cool. Sure. It's it's cool seeing people you haven't seen in a while. Sure. But like man does it take forever. And the other thing is like the writing evolved over the, the, the,night as far as far as far as far as far as far as by the end they were better. By the end,
42:36it was kind of more fine that they were reading like clearly reading things. But those earlier ones,first of all, there was way to like everyone saying my friend, my friend, my friend. And I was like,are you actually friends with this person or is it, are you just like being? I found to be kindof spoilers too. Because right when Nick Cage was talking to Paul Giamati, I'm like,Giamatti's not winning this. No way in fucking hell. Would they pair Nickcage was my favorite. I was my favorite. I was my favorite. I was my favorite. I was my favorite. I was my favorite. I'm not saying it wasn'tgood. I just knew they wouldn't pair him with the winner. That's all. And, uh, like,Forrest Whitaker just got like a fucking index card about Coleman Domingo 30 seconds prior. Yes, dude.
43:24Oh, yeah, I remember that guy. That was where I started thinking. I was like, because he said,my friend and I was like, you're not fucking friends together.you know what I mean? And like, like, like, like that's got the black guy to talk about the black guy.Like, we did a lot of that last night.Yeah, please don't do those ever again.But what did we think about Mr. Mann himself, the host of the evening, James Kimmel?I think he's fine.I think it's fine.
43:55I think it's time.Honestly, like my favorite, well, probably my favorite part of the.night was John Malaney coming in doing the field of dreams. And it seemed like, and it seemedlike, would he was like, you know what I mean? Like, you're right. John Mullaney, the man was madein a fucking vat to create something that hosts events. Like that was his whole thing. You designedhim to do this. Why not let him do it? But I don't think he wants to do it. Yeah.I mean, almost nobody wants to do it because it is a thankless job. Yeah. You're either going to gettotally roasted. The idea, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, uh,
44:34and age is really unlikely. It's never going to happen. But as Chris said, though, like, he isvery well suited to do something like this. And frankly, like, it looked like he was having a lotof fun doing that field of dreams bit. And if you just turned the hosting gig into that, because, like,that's always where it's strongest, right? When you play to the actual strengths of the host, that's why, like,Billy Crystal. Every one of his. Every one of his was a song and dance thing. With Malaney, it is that super fast delivery. It's immediately scattered all over the place, but you can see where the bits growing and going. I think it's a perfect match. He should have been doing it. I'm tired. I mean, I like him all fine. I don't have any ill will towards him. But like the whole like, well, oh, man, are we running late? Guess we got to restart. He does that every. It's like, it's like, you.your uncle at Thanksgiving.I know, dude,I know that I overloaded
45:33on mashed potatoes three yearsbut we have to get over.We really have to get over. I agreethat. Talking about the time wasnot really the move. There was some fun likedad-ask jokes that I enjoyedbut and it was and it kept thingslight and he moved it along.
45:49I don't really have any problem with how he hosted.No, he's a real workman I think for thisjob. He works.You're not going toand rightfully he's not going to likeget the headline the next day, I think, I think, I mean, he's always, he's always, you know, you know, like, like, like, and these hosting gigs.He feels like a dude that would have been just as comfortable in old Hollywood.And I don't know if that's because, like, he's born and bred, like, Vegas kids.
46:19So, like, maybe that's got something to do that.He just feels like he's got a show business thing about him.Like, he's a dude that can say show business.And I'm not like, you're full of shit.Like he says it and you're like, that's kind of genuine. The dad's stuff I thought you start doing. You're playing the hits with that fucking we're going long. One, you've done it. But also like, you know, don't you see that you doing the bit talking about making it longer is also making it longer. Yes. Come on already. And why I like Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, why I like these guys to handle this stuff is because I'm not going to have to sit there and watch the,Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,connected, which, uh, which drove me fucking crazy.I've not liked the fucking relationship. That relationship thing the weird, it's weird as hell, I
47:12think, uh, him and his sidekick there.Ogirmo. Yeah, yeah, I think that's all really strange, but like, the bigger thing is just,it's not your, it's not your show. You are here to host it. You are here to create like,stevee martin bringing the dip to danie de vito remember that like the turning like because it's a he's a show's gonna be on like what in an hour after it or something like that like it just becomes a a thing where they're sharing it all and i get annoyed every time every single time i don't like him at all i'm sorry i mean that was also you know no it's totally fine um i think the other thing though like that sort of plays into that. Again, I wonderhow much of it is Kimmelbecause, like, like,many fucking times was he
48:05at gunpoint to tell you that after the Oscarsthere was a new episode of Abbott Elementary.Oh, boy. You know what I mean?Like, Jesus Christ, ABC.Was it? It was Bradley.Yeah, I figured it was the Philadelphia thing.Speaking ofI'm so Rachel to chat, a messy
48:22fake pissing on Matt Damon'sstar at the end. Yep. Pretty humorous.how do you get a dog to get a dog? How do you get a dog? How do you get a dog? I think I think here's what it is dude because sometimes I'll see this in my neighborhood walking Marty and sometimes Marty herself will do this in her own way. But like if you got a dog like just walking along and it's doing like territoriality like oh I'm going to smell something and I'm going to leave my whatever. They'll be like straight running up.fumes. They'll go to do it. Nothing happens. I imagine. I imagine what was after Messies, speaking ofthe dog clapping. I think after that they were like, all right boy, come on, let's go. They went out onlike Hollywood Boulevard, walking them up and down, pissing everywhere until that very end of thenight moment. And it was like, all right, Messi, do the leg trick. And there was just nothing in thetank to you. I got nothing left. I would have loved hot streams of real.
49:26piss, maybe some steamy loaves. It would have been, I mean, but the ongoing fake feud betweenMatt Damon, I think, it makes me crack up. I don't know why. It's just very funny. Speaking ofsomething I thought was very funny, what did you guys think about Mr. Sina?Oh, my God. It was a good bit. Ooh. I mean, that guy, he was very close to dangling brain, man.he looks likehe looks like that thingthat thing that thing is not meantthat belongs somewhere else
50:03we all missed sticky rightwho was this weekoh I didn't miss it babyoh I saw Rickwhat is the nextby Oscar winner Peter Farleyyou're going to miss the latestcome on
50:16yeahsponsor behind Green Bookyeah the Green Book manI did notZach Efron in a big boxdumb comedynews to me didn't know about this. It was Amazon. It was Amazon. It's horrible. It's like a friend to me. It's like they've been making up a friend for forever and then they get called on it and they're like we need to have someone play it and they met this person. And the big joke with John Cena is he has a local Las Vegas show where he does covers ofsongs, but reworded to be about masturbation. That's pretty funny. And that is essentially
51:00the biggest joke of the movie. And they really ride that. And I actually, I like that Sina went forit. I think the walk had to do a little bit, a little bit after that. He just, just so on fumesat this point. He's a robot, dude. It was really bad. It was him and bad bunny. That's right.I was like, you're not such a bad bunny. Dude. Dude. Yeah.It was P-you town, man.that thing fucking clanked down the stuff.What happens with that guy needs a readjustment?The rock as it is now, I feel like you're, you blew it, pal.
51:38Just get off the screen forever.That might be the last movie of his that I ever watch.It's entirely possible.I mean, you're just coming to the situation where both of them rock andSina, you, you, you've, you've, you, you've, you've, you've, like, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you've, it's okay, uh, but I thought he was really, uh, I was really good in train wreck. I was like, he's, one of the best parts of this fucking movie. Uh, and, like, since I was like, hey, let's keep going. Let's, maybe he's going to be a funny guy. And it's been terrible, uh, including this. And, like, I just hope someone,finds him, not just the rock. I hope someone finds something good for John Cena, because I do think he's afunny guy. Peacemaker's season two, man, it's happening. Oh yeah. That's going to be great. Realquickly here, Arnold and Danny. Loved it. Battling Michael Keaton, who was so into it. I got to say,
52:38what do you guys think about this statement? Tell me if this is kind of maybe two out of left field,but Michael Keaton doing Batman Stairs at the Academy Awards last night, better performance thanMichael Keaton as Batman in Batman in the Batman in the Batman.Yeah.Without question. I mean, he was, he was so fucking good right there. Look at that.He's even got like a Bruce Wayne neckerchief thing on.But actually George Clutie battled, uh, Arnold there for a second.Yeah, I'm sure some fucking loser got out of bed to type that somewhere.
53:13Here's a key element for why this works and, uh, the Flash doesn't.He was looking at other human beings.Yeah.I mean, there was something.Other human beings you respected.Another is a green wall.That's who you had there.Yeah, no, I thought that was delightful.
53:34And I thought, because they were introducing editor and Jenniferlame won for Oppenheimer and she was like, I love twins.And this is very weird, which I thought was funny.Well, they also did, they're lucky he didn't win because we'rethe other Jorgos who editsArnold just is like,Las Gagas, oh no,let's be honest, that's close enough.
54:03You're right though, Steve.That fucking pronunciation crashed right into the mountain.Eric, if you were ever nominated for an Academy Awardand they fucked up your name,I would never not hear about it.I would hear about it until the day you die.There's so many people that fuck up my name and I just don't tell you, but it happens every day.Hey, speaking of fucking up, and then we'll get to the big winners, but my God, Al Pacino, I don't think we'll be invited back to the Academy Awards ever again.
54:32You know what? People over 75 should not be handling the envelopes at the Oscars. They should only have nuclear codes.That is how that needs to work. That's just the way it should be. Could you put that photo up again?Oh, yeah, sure. Here we go. Preview of the next immemorial.Morium section. Yeah, I hope. He's more than text. I mean, though, I mean,obviously, you're totally right about the age thing, but also like, looked like I had a coupleof cocktails before I got out there. I put myself a big cognac. Yes, dude. He chugs somecognac, put on his fucking sketches and shuffled out there. He looked lit. Oh, yeah. It was aan amazing deflation
55:19it was incredibleI mean likeyou got one job manthe Oscar goes tooyou fucked up the first part and skipped itentirely if I was Chris Nolan I would have grabbedhis hand oh well thank you so muchcan I just look at that card I'm just
55:36I need to be sure that I wonokay thank you so much oh thanks Al thanksit's a new job for everybodyexactly you want to double check on thatbecause you never know especially withlike the runthe, you know, you know, you know, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,I mean, you know what?
55:56Though, I, I, last time I remember it being funny, though, and I guess this is whythey do it is because Jack Nicholson saying crash is incredible.And like, when, no, Jack Nicholson saying Capote, isn't it?No, it's not.K-Pote.But the winner was, the best picture was crash and Nicholson did read it.Yeah.Oh, okay.
56:16Oh, okay.Because it's the same.Crash. It's the same year. It's the same year. It's the same. It's the same. I think. He fucking straight up said capote on the telecast. But so is that's an embarrassing win. Crash by the way for Best Picture. But like he is he was like focused. Like he wasn't like running it. He wasn't mumbling or anything like that. He was like snappy. He was with it. And he's a legend. So you're like, hey, smart idea. End the night with a legend. But now they're all way too old. They're all like. Yes.can barelythey're on so many drugs.who's the next.Who's the next one?So the people who are now in like what
56:5950s and 60s, I guess.I guess so, yeah.Oh, like Denzel is probably going to be one of them.That's a good one.I look at F.M.A. Abraham, he seems tospry.Yeah.How old is F. Murray Abraham, though?
57:12He's got to be up in there, late 60s.Yeah, yeah, 70s.Yeah, Denzel's a good one.Meryl Streep would be great, she's like the queen of the world.Khro.Henry Abraham, wow.That guy, nuclear code.He does seem pretty sharp.
57:32Yeah, Brad Pitt.Comedy side.Yeah, Brad Pitt.Someone in the chat says Tom Hanks.That's a good one.I think Hanks has done it, actually.I'm not, I'm not incorrect.Yeah, I think he's presented the best picture.
57:45Yeah, I believe.Oh, okay.I guess,I guess, you know, you know, you know, you know,Tom Cruise, like, though, like, like, he doesn'tthat's, if they want to get him there, though, theif they ever had a reason to put the stuntmanOscar in there, you will get Tom Cruise to come
58:08with that shit. You will absolutely get him for that.So real quick, because we're coming up on the hour here, but justgo through the stuff that won big, best.animated feature. Very cool. Got it got it. Got to get on it. Yeah. Yeah. It's a fun one. Um, um, um,international feature. This was no surprise. Jonathan Glazer took home for zone of interest, uh, with a verypowerful speech. Um, that was a real interesting moment that I, oh yeah, did not anticipate happening. So thatwas very cool. Well, I mean, it was smart because he, he didn't say shit about it the entire, like,the entire award season so he could get it in right now because they were. Yeah. No, he's, uh,
58:46every award he's been, I knew it was humming because every award, he's been saying something, a very similar statement.Yeah, I was, I will say this, not a dry eye in the house for Devon J. Randolph and that whole thing.Giamatti helping her up the stairs.Giamatti crying in the audience at her speech.And her speech was just incredible.What a fucking moment.And like, yeah, as she said, like, she hopes she gets to keep doing this.don't let it be the curse of like a new person wins a new person, and then you never see them again. She's great. She's very, she gets to do comedy on that show. She's fucking hysterical. Um, of course, the big man, R.D.J. This was, uh, no surprise there. I like to see. Someone was saying he, he ripped the award out of Kihei Kwan's hand. I didn't notice that. Oh, boy. Okay. What happened? There's this, there's this. There's this. There's this.
59:45you can watch it. He doesn'the goes. He doesn't look. He's nothim in the eye. People areEric. I'm trying to like the mannerspolice came out in full effect for this thing.I had no idea. There was even a thing. I didn't even notice. Go ahead.Please. Please count the evening.So when he got like he's looking I think at like
01:00:08somewhat the end. I forget who was at the end of the line there.Tim Robbins was down there. I think.He dapped up Tim Robbins. He's like Tim Robbins. He's like, like, but he's like, I love that. That's pretty cool.Yeah. He's looking at somebody else and takes the Oscar. So he's not looking at me eye. Yeah. So they're like, oh, that's disrespect. That's showing disrespect. And like, they also have images of like Emma Stone doing something similar. It's so nuts that people watch this shit like this at all. It's unbelievable. Probably, I mean, like, you're just crazy about the moment. You know what?shit of your fucking pants.stop at your fucking pants.You try to give you have to give youI have to give a best man speech to my brother
01:00:53in about a month and a half.I'm going to shit my pants before.Every time I've had to do it, I've shit my pants becausegiving the speech is terrifying.Even if you're comfortable acting or doing other stufflike I'm not going to shit my pants on our road trip.But when I have to do this this fucking speech,I'm going to shit my pants.
01:01:10That's going to be a very smelly.wedding. I will say, for what it's worth, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,and my leg was your brother. And my leg was shaking the entire time. You know, I sawthe wall. Shaking the entire time. I was, you were shaking the entire time. I saw the logs rollout your pant. It was wonderful day. Yes, folks. There was someone, uh, shitting in public at mywedding. That's what Eric's revealing. Giving a speech like that is very difficult no matter what. And it's not,I mean, the whole thing is your brain is.everywhere. No, because everybody's
01:01:44everybody's their like, like, like,like I can mind-hmm, hello. Yeah,the people that never leave their houses suddenlyknow how other people should behave.Yeah. Smart stuff.Killian. Yeah.This was great and bittersweetat the same time, man. It was...
01:02:04I'm with you. I loved it.He is the stir. He is the strawthat strews that movie, which is an amazingmovie. It was my favorite movie of lastyour second favorite movie is the holdoversPauli G. I would have liked Pauliwas so great. I would have liked Paulto win but what are you going to do?
01:02:20Killian's amazing. It's welldeserved. It's way well deserved.A very proud Irishmantonight he said. I thought that was very sweet.Well, I'd like today's likeI want to tank meteam Mario Grady, Tommy O'GradyTony O'Grady.
01:02:37Also, Grady family. Of course,Sinn Féin. We love them.Um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I don't know aboutlast week. I called it. You did it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not surprised. It's a good performance in amovie that I don't, I don't like. Uh, but yeah, it's a big fucking swing. I think is kind of howit got here. Yeah. And I don't know. You're absolutely right. It is a for the fencesperformance. It's just unfortunate because Lily, I, I, I love Lily Gladstone in Killers, which gottotally shut out. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, and, it's, it's, it's, man, and, you know, you got to respect it, but I just was, like, like, I remember being totally fucking deflated. You know what I mean? Like, it just, it felt like, you were, you were really hoping to observe a moment, and instead, like, you just saw Emma Stone at the Oscars again. Exactly. Yeah.
01:03:41You know, thoughI don't remember four la la la la, God,Yeah, that's a shocking one.I mean, honestly, I think thatPoor Things is a better movie and a betterperformance. Oh, I'm just on that one.Even though I don't really care for it, but there you go.And so our man
01:04:03Yeah, there's Nolan double-fisted. Look at this photo.Oh, yeah. There's double fisting it, dude.That is.It's the last thing you neededHe's the last thing he's likeDude, let himHe's done it. Let him have himThis is the one thing he wants to do
01:04:22Let him do it and shut the fuck up about itI'm tired of this shitThat would be truly incredibleYou know what's funny is like he will beSpeaking of the old timersLike with now we got Spielberg showing upHe will be giving awards to peopleI really like I mean shit man
01:04:41for Chris Nolan like I justlike fuck it doesn't get any better than thatyeah it was it was great to seeand again this was cool for me because likehe's always such a whatever kind ofstuff shirt's kind of too mean but likehe's just a very professional guyreserved yeah yeah and so like you could
01:05:04tell yeah you could tell he was just likeso thrilled by this and just so stokedAnd like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like that very carefully crafted, uh, uh, uh,and I thought it was nice. And he, he had never won before.The, the, yeah, he's not even for screenplay or any of that stuff.Because he always kind of got nominated for screenplay, but never, he did do a speech up there,because I think he accepted, um, uh, Heath Ledger's post, uh, post life Oscar, whatever they callthat, I think.
01:05:34Posthumous. Yeah, I think that was him and the father, I think.And, you know, I found out that the ledger estate never got.that Oscar. Maybe they'll get it's got it's got it's got it. Oh, really. Oh, what I found in the garage. Oh, my God. I'm so sick over this whole situation. I saw it. I opened a box and I went, there it is. His friends come over and they see it on his son's mantel place. You have 61 missed calls from Michelle Williams.of course, it won the evening, it won the evening. It won the evening. They did the smart thing of having James Woods not on stage. I was looking. He was at the ceremony. And they was yes. Go to his Twitter account. You can see he looks he looks like a fucking like a rotting clown in a field now. He looks worse. He looks worse than you ever remembered. He looks so bad. I did that to you, dude. Yes. Yeah, dude. I didn't recognize him. I saw the photo this morning.And it was like, it was like, or so it was like, or so he was like, he did, he was like, he did get mentioned by the otherthat other guy. Yes, the other guy mentioned him. So, so. So. Good trade. Not having no one have to say it.Like, be like, please. That's true. You can come up here, other guy, but you're the one that has to thank James Woods.Exactly.
01:07:05but any other stray thoughts here as we wrap up.uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,us, uh, well past us here at this point, fellas.But, uh, overall, I'll just say there have been worse Academy Award Cerey.I, I definitely, I like actually how it's like I, I also am with Stephen that I missedthose montages. Yeah.But I was glad that the thing moved. And like I, I, I, it wasn't, it wasn't that muchshorter than the last one, but it was a little bit shorter. And I will think for that much.
01:07:31I won big win. My man, Van Hoitima.been overdue, man, but like, thank God, like, like, like, I was really, like, I was really happy to see that. I think he should have gotten it for nope, but that's another matter.Also, just really quickly, very entertaining and powerful musical performances, mostly all around. I really liked the Billy Ailish.I really liked a song for my people. The indigenous performance, there was amazing.And Ken.And Ken, yeah, I mean, I mean, that.was just awas just a solid hunk
01:08:07with hunkesbut it was justit was fucking funnywell-createdamazing uh yeahthat wasdid you all uhscream a little bit
01:08:23when the flaming hot chito's songcame on what the fuck are we talking aboutyeah is this songis this song from Oppenheimer'swhat I was sayingthat was a flaming hot onethat was laughing. I wasI was. I was
01:08:38this performance. She'sshe's a sweet gal. No, no, butaccording to the internet, she's 27 years old.I said to Chelsea, I was like, who's this12 year old girl singing? And then a massive chorus oftinier children came up from the floorand I could not stop laughing. It was very funny.It makes your shit sting. Blaming hot cheetahs
01:09:03Your ass is going to burn.Hot.The Oscar nominated.That is going to do it.That is going to do it for this week's on-screen live.Massive week of programming here we want to catch you up on.If you're still funny enough playing catch-up with last week,we mentioned it already on the show,
01:09:25but Roy Scheider in Night Game,one of the listener requested episodes this monthwe released last week,along witha patron with aon the fugitivefor St.but then
01:09:40but thena listener request monththis week on the showtalking aboutthe reprehensibleand decent proposaloh my Godand you can
01:09:51you can put this one in your earsad free over on the patronat the $8 level and upthat's not all gangthe content will flowmuch like the spice this weekWednesdaya rebel
01:10:02commentary commentary track comes out.this one is a lot of fun.about the director's cut is alsocoming, so don't worry about it.We reported this a whileago. Unfortunately, we couldn't weighin at the time on the sixwhat do you say? A hundred and sixty
01:10:22million people watch that movieaccording to Zach Snyder.We're just like, come on, pal.How many of themthan that. How many of themhow many of them watched it? How many of themhow many of them? In the backgroundjust because it auto played.
01:10:37For three seconds and that's yourthat's your watch. You get to catch it.It counts. It's so funny. It's so funnythat we're trying to like dupe people withlike everybody knows how it works now, Zach.He was trying to equate it that160 million people wouldhave bought tickets to see it in the theater.
01:10:53Or the barbie. Eat shit, Barbie.Yeah.Yeah. Uh-huh.Part one.Damn.theatrical cut.You can add to that number.You can add to that number.
01:11:05where we take the little pissthat's fine. We're going to help Zach.We're taking down Avengers Infinity War.Finally. We're going to make thisthe most watched movie of all time.We're going to do it.One of our most listened toshows of all time, Melrose 210
01:11:23is also new this week on Thursday.That's right. I heard 160 million peopleare signed up for Patreon.at the $10 level, where you get Melrose tier.We are so much. This month, David Silverin on Kelly Taylor in the shower. That's picture one.And picture two is Michael Mancini maybe throwingSidney off a cliff on their honeymoon. Maybe.
01:11:46Maybe.And then check this shit out, y'all. Friday.My God, the amount of shows this week. Friday,we're releasing what's technically like episode zeroof our new show, this shit. This will be on the Patreon, on the free feed, and on the show, where we're talking, Steve, is that right, of X-Men 92?It is, yeah, the two-part pilot. Night of the Sentinels.Night of the Sentinels. I'm really excited to revisit it. I watched the first half last week. I'm going to watch, probably that again, and do the whole thing this week. I'm really excited.And because all we're geared up for X-Men 97, which is next week, which is so exciting.
01:12:28Yes, I already, because I already watched this, because I didn't watch the intro, I knew the, but I really like this two-parter that opens this original series.Yeah, man, it's fun.This is going to be really great.So yeah, we wanted people to get like a sort of a taste, but also like a way to spread the word about too old for this shit.So Friday, too old for this shit, preview episode talking Night of the Sentinels from X-Men, 1992, the original Fox after-school cartoon.Very excited about that.but this was a big week. Thanks for sticking around y'all. Thanks for tuning in. We hope you have a great week.And until next time, I have been Andrew Jupin. Stephen Seda. Eric Siska. Chris Cabin. Adios. Bye-bye.
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