We Hate Movies - S14: On-Screen Live 3.11.24 Love Lies Bleeding Review, Recapping Hollywood's Biggest Night & more!

Episode Date: March 13, 2024

On this week's OSL, we're reviewing Rose Glass's fantastic Love Lies Bleeding, and taking a look back at last night's Oscars ceremony by talking about the winners, seeing how Jimmy Kimmel did as host, Arnold & Danny reuniting on stage, John Cena's total package, Pacino totally flubbing the Best Picture presentation, and, of course, checking in on Chris Cabin's annual list of poor souls that were Farina'd during the In Memoriam reel! We'll also be going over the weekend box office numbers & more! Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all about From Dusk Till Dawn! Ticketing information available on our website! On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent!

Please. I'm What's going on, welcome to on-on, and this is our show for Monday, the 11th of March, if you will, going to bring in some buds here, because we got a lot to talk about today. Of course, Hollywood's biggest night, reviewing a movie and limited release right now. A lot to get to. So let's bring in all the buds here. First up, you know him, you love him, and I'm so thrilled that I received a text over the weekend that said he was indeed dune-pilled. Steve Zadak.

Loved it. Oh, doon 2. I'm living and loving to doon 2. Yeah, I might share a thought or two when we get to that point at the box office Yeah, I like that, dude. What's that shirt going on there? This is a rare, one of my classic going on eBay for stuff. This is an X, a weird time in the X-Force when nobody was reading it.

So they brought in to my favorite artist, Mike Allred, and this guy. Pete. Oh, God, it's going to kill me. Indy artist. Indie artist. It was super cool. I really that run. Nice. So that was $98 later. A t-shirt was shipped to you from Taiwan. Next up. You know him. You love him. He ain't going to buy no t-shirt off the internet. It's Eric Siska. We did it. Upi did it. My campaign worked. I forged a bunch of ballots and drove them around. the election integrity. We stole it. What a bunch of suckers, dude. That's right. That's right. And the scholarly one of us all, like he might be reading something about the Oscars this week. Let's bring him in and find out this. It's Mr. Christopher Cabin. Of course, after Ryan O'Neill had struck his daughter for winning Paper Moon, he started having a tradition of hitting any kid who won. Anna Patlin had to to be rushed out of the back stage on her night. Dustin Dunst barely missed his fist the last time she was up

interview with a vampire. Of course, he was not there to give it to the kid from the room. I forget his name. Shut up. Jacob Trombly. Of course, a wonderful story about Ryan O'Neill who did pass sadly. Yes. One of our best child hitters out there. I'm really top stuff kind of stunning like there's a dude like I thought I thought I'm like he got the hammer at the end there because like it was like Ryan O'Neill and then they did that like the camera shift and I was like we're giving it to Ryan O'Neill it was such an awkward like we're cutting away we're doing different things I'm like what's going up yeah it was terrible who was it Pagliacci and his son yeah who's the fucking guy's name it's what One of the three Bocelli. Andre Bechelli.

Andre Bechelli. Okay. That dude wasn't a 3-10er. He wasn't? I thought it was. Was Andre Bechelli a third-tenner? I have literally no idea, but I thought he was. But anyway.

The Sun died as well. Was that another Holocaust type of incident? Or what are we talking about here? Yes. No, the guy is sitting. He is a third tenor. Oh, was he? Oh, okay.

Wait, so was he the other guy then? On the sign-belt joke? right of Ben, I don't know, he's blind, he's, he certainly is, I think it's, get the fuck out of Oh no, maybe not. All right, no, so he's not. So it's, it's, it's Pavarotti, Domingo, and Carreras. Okay, I didn't think so. Okay, there we go. I mean, Carreras being the other guy. This is just a musician guy that died. Another opera singer. No, instead, the dude that was singing the fucking. song last night, he's a very, he's a very, look, look,

you know, I really doubt that. Well, I mean everybody else in the world. Yes. Better than Michael Buhle, I'll tell you that much. That's true. I mean, but it's true. The fucking, the way they kept on cutting to them, like, I don't care about them. No, of course not. I get there's singing the song, that's nice, but just, what's going on? It's a trend. with like, you know, you know, we now, we now, we now, we now emmy's, we now me more on the people. Yes. That's what confused me because I thought you were, we were talking about the giving them the hammer. And I was like, oh, shit there, you know, oh, and this guy in his son also.

Texas chainsaw massacre style. Yeah. Well, maybe next year, they might be in there next year. Next year's Oscar Memorial, that guy and his son. Fingers rock. Make it happen. Dracula and his son. Okay. So someone who, I don't know if we were doing death reels at the time today. But guess what guys? Today, Shemp Howard would have been 129 years old. I mean, he would never be 1209 years. He would have if he didn't step on that mail or whatever. Yes. Total legend in the voice acting community. Rob Paulson turned 68. someone

someone we love here on the show of course Elias codius he turns 63 surprisingly a little tough to work with if you hear on set rumors and otherwise

but Terrence Howard he's 55 today oh yeah everybody that guy's a pain in the ass everybody like it's just common knowledge now so Chris you seem to know a lot about this topic

what is he doing what is his antics on set well it's not even on set stuff it's more like he's very pumped I mean, you hear all these stories about most actors, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, like, I mean, the famous story is the Iron Man. Like, I want, what, double what I got for the first Iron Man to be in the second Iron Man. They're like, you know what we can, we can just get Don Cheadle. We can really just do that. I have a, I have a thing where it's a story where Terrence Howard was asked to like sign a guest book by like a 16 year old kid. And the 16 year old kid gave him like a Sharpie. And he was like, he flipped out and was like, look at the suit I'm wearing. You want me to get Sharpie all over this? dude. I don't know. I don't know he was talking down to kids. I kind of like him. Well, that's me, man. Look at this t-shirt. Okay. This is $98. Do you need Sharpie all over this?

They should. They should make t-shirts at this point if they are going to make shirts like this to be sharpie-proof. Because you know, you're going to be around people who are assigning stuff anyway. Let's see. We need more chemicals next to our skin at all times. Yes, A beloved, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Noxas. Wow. Uh, Thora Birch is 42. She still making movies or what?

I don't know. Probably. Yeah. Uh, someone who definitely is, uh, Jody Comer turns 31. Those are the birthdays this fine week, gentlemen. Happy birthday, everyone. Happy birthday Shemp Howard again. I just want to shout of that.

absolutely. He'll be celebrating down in hell today. apologies for not getting you can be yeah. You and Shecky Green we should put the effort in for those and to answer your question, Thoroughburch had a guest appearance on Mayfair witches

in 2023 and she's got two movies come out somewhere soon called the Midway Point and Thirsty I'm sure both of those are directed to me. Yes, somewhere soon, who the hell knows? so pretty cool guys. A lot of new faces at the box office. Let's take a look around at the numbers here.

This is highest gross. Of course we should say, fellas. Good afternoon. Good evening. Good morning. To everyone in the chat. We got Bucyrus 87. Daniel Hood. Split banana. Very good. Gooster. Fowl. Logan Hill. DeShuba. Thanks for joining us. DeShuba. Deshuba.

DeShuba. DeShuba McGavin. Nico Fish. So stupid sandwich Jones. Everybody here. Of course, by the way, gang, if you're not subscribed to this very channel on YouTube, might want to do that. Also, like this video, all that good stuff.

Help us elevate the show's profile. file now. Doing the top five in the top five course of course. A month in theaters brings Marley one love to the fifth spot today 4.1 million still, it's just a massive

hit. It did a good job. I saw a dude last night dancing around as one of the cans. I was surprised he did that with this new found stardom. I think they all got in there, right? Yes, Sue was there too. And then I don't know who the other white guy was.

I think that is a, uh, uh, uh, uh, if I remember, if I remember what, uh, Chelsea was telling me last night. Okay. Yeah. Um, Kingsley Benadier. Is that this dude's name who played Bob Marley? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, I'll probably be,

whoops, I'll probably be renting that, uh, pretty soon. Yeah. Um, in it number four from Angel Studios, the studio and same director that brought you sound. of freedom comes cabrini. What the hell is this? What is this? What is this? 7. 7. The box is the story of St. Francis Xavier Cabrini. She was an Italian nun who moved to New York. I was just reading this on Wikipedia actually because Cabrini Street is up here in North Manhattan where I live. she was a woman

she was a woman who was a she was a the mayor of New York at the time to help orphans okay I think you're going to say like pushed him into the street or something yeah no I think just like you know

turned the screws to him made them look like an asshole when I'm hearing about orphans that's funny because I think the projects in Candyman are called Cabrini Green yes Caprini Green she also She did work in Chicago as well.

This is an odd. This is an odd. This is a biopic. I don't know. I don't see it. We'll see. I don't know if anyone's seeing it. Let's be clear about that one. I don't even think I'm going to walk into this one. No, but like right down the road, like just downtown from my neighborhood is her like

memorial. Like part of her body is buried in there. of her body. The Catholics, the Catholics, a little bit of your fingers, that's because saints are too powerful. If you get all the body together, it'll reanimate. Dude, you're not, you're not too far off here. So, like, I was reading about this. It's fucked up. Like, her head is in Rome. Nice. Keep that there. There's, like, an arm or a hand or something in Chicago. And, like, the rest of the body, the body is down the very weird thing. The Catholics like to slice and dice. break it's just have like a torso legs in New York.

I think we'll leave the body here. If this church is really successful, we'll cut her up and get some cycles going. Yeah, that's an idea. I just want to hear the discussion between them. Like, how do you negotiate who's getting the most of the body or the most important part of like, Rome is just like, and no, we get to the head. I think clearly. At the end of the end of the end of the end of the head, okay. The pope's like, the pope's like, the pope's sharpening the other side. Swedish chef's all these big hands just moving this thing. Fleury flirty, shirty, cap a bee. That's amazing.

New York, you get to have the heart. You can have the heart, I suppose. You really want. Did he actually drink the blood at all? No, but the heart is somewhere else. recall, no, no, it's really weird, her Wikipedia page is very fascinating. Way more than I thought we'd ever talk about Cabrini, but that was indeed in at number four. In it number three, a trailer that I kind of,

every time they show the little villain in this movie, I was cackling in the theaters. This is imaginary from Lionsgate. What the hell is this? I don't know about this. they barely they barely advertised it. Jeff Wadleau

excuse me, the man the man behind Fantasy Island and my god it is horror it doesn't have as many like crazy twists as Fantasy Island which I was kind of upset about. So you saw this Chris. Oh yeah, oh yeah I saw this. Me and

me and Cameron Ripley were having a good time. Yeah, that's how you said. On Saturday night we were hanging out. Swarm this guy already. I've been trying to get Cameron swarmed for and he's just impossible. The ending is kind of interesting. Like when they go the last like 20 minutes of it,

something cool happens. But like everything else is just so nothing. So it's about a spooky teddy bear? Is that what I'm glad to believe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's about it. That's what I was laughing at in the pre. I'm T minus four weeks till I read this for $20.

guaranteed. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, without question. Chris, just, though, uh, uh, uh, as far as the Blumhouse this year, uh, so far not great. Because was not a haunted pool

movie also this year? Yes. It was. Night swim. Night swim. So is this better or worse than night swim? Huh. Chris's head exploded. I, I kind of

think I have to go with this one just because it's crazier like like the premise of night's like in the actual like it's kind of like the normal crazy things that happened this a genuinely like what the fuck was that like as happens with Jeff Wadlow and his wonderful touch uh I think he also did uh don't uh trust truth or dare one of those uh which one of my one of my favorite film yeah I think he's also for that one. So there you go. Big, big, although, although, um, um, um, um, I probably would have been in New York. Uh, uh, anyway, in it number two. Fall from the top slot already, but, uh, still, still, it's still totally fine, you guys, 46 million dollars. Uh, we're looking at, uh, what was the, the transition down here? Oh, yeah, it only,

dropped 44% it's doing all right $7 million dollars. is IMAX. I saw it at the Kips Bay IMAX. We got there by horseback which is the only way to get there. You have to be having a horse. You got to go back to 1890s

New York City to get to that Kips Bay movie theater. It is so fucking far out there man. What was the reason for that? Just because you wanted IMAX and that was the closest or showtimes? Yeah, exactly. It was IMAX. I didn't feel like going all the way up because it was a pretty, folks. It was a pretty packed screening. The one thing I think it's a good example, for if you're going to do like the big, big movie and we're going to break it in half or we're going to film it all together, maybe don't do that. Maybe actually make the first half, reflect on it, and then you can make the second half because that's what this is.

It's like, Denny watched the first one and is like, what can I do to make this? more exciting, more balls to the it doesn't like, it doesn't like, it doesn't it's not like it, in my opinion, in almost every single way. Like just the visuals are more interesting. There's more action. There's more cool shit to keep your, your brain turn in. Like Atomics. Thank you,

Oppenheimer. He's in multiple movies. Yes. It is great that we see an underdog win like Oppenheimer. It's not someone, someone. Someone, from under. Someone up and under. From up and under. That's the old Chris Cabin maneuver. So that means, of course, in it number one, Kung Fu Panda 4 y'all. Look at this. Do not ever count out the family friendly box office folks. 58.8.3 million dollars. It's the biggest debut for one of these Kung Fu Panda movies since Kung Fu Panda 1. I mean, because, because I mean, like, like, like, like, like, because I mean, like, like, like, like, like, like, in the market. Oh, yeah.

This is going to be the top five for the rest of the year. Might be, like, it's also going to do crazy international numbers, this one. This one will go nuts. But, yeah, I'm kind of, I like, Jack Black. I kind of like knowing he's making money. I've never, yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, yeah.

I, I, I, I, I've never, I've never seen a Kung Fu Panda. Neither of I actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I really like, I, I, I, I really like, it's just an animated movie, and it's, yeah, a big one, so, like, it's just entertaining, but they're better, I mean, what the good thing about is, for all the people in this room who like kung fu movies, essentially, they do do kung fu fights, and, like, they do all, like, it's just not as impressive as actual. people do, does a panda does a panda do? Yes, you know, you know, you know, that was a lot of, I will tell you that. But you know that this is, I mean, obviously one, a theatrically released fourth film, but also, I feel like this is definitely Shrek status because there's

like TV shows and like specials and one-off things with this also, like you find with all them, Shrek the halls and whatnot. And in those terms, this is so much better than the on the on the shrek move like on the on the power of the power of the better series than that also it's been eight years since they put out one of these so that's well i was i was wondering about the gap in time that's interesting yeah that's crazy um daniel hood in the chat says that gary oldman voices the villain uh in kung fu panda two and is really that sounds right right harley s truman I think Viola Davis is the villain You cannot You cannot perform a head of a tiger

A tiger literally is a guy that has his mouth on my head It's a little dude He's a little man So interestingly Over on the Patreon gang Patreon. Patreon.com slash we hate movies I've started doing a Friday afternoon box office

and check this out. Congratulations congratulations. people who had Confidence in Kung Fu Panda taken over, man. 69% of folks weighing in thought Dune 2 for sure

never count out that family box office. Parents, everybody. They hate their kids and they need somewhere to put them for two hours. It's got to happen. Every ding-dong week.

Elsewhere at the box office specialty numbers, levelize bleeding, which Chris and I'll talk about from A2-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-2-4 limited on 5 screens around the country 167-K 5 screens my god

look at these little special screen boys over here this Friday it goes up to 12-hondo 12-100 screens I'm already making plans yep I got tickets for Sunday I'm going to go on a limb Steve you are going to really like this movie having known your history and love of a

a genre genre movies oh wow you mean you had the he had the whole encyclopedia of that at one point Ed Harris yes Ed Harris of course you're a big Ed Harris man you love the right stuff and

Apollo 13 $167,000 on that fucking poster dude I'll tell you that much I got a mistake a mod one we'll talk about that at length in a moment but check this out guys this spring which now, officially we're going to start saying next month. We're going to start playing some spring shows here.

up, Gamer, Gerard Bartler, action movie. Press X to rides. Dude, I would love it just the moment in this movie of Gerard Butler is just like tapping his foot like Sonic. Like, where are we going? You have to move me. They also, his teeth was disturbing people as well. So they re-edited those. get Gerard Butler's

and put some fake teeth we'll be talking about this at the in hotlanta, on the 25th of April which is just next month gang so we prepared for that and then the next month doing a little Texas two step

first up we are going to Houston for what will be our Houston debut folks we can't stress that enough first time checking out this wonderful city Space City Houston Texas will be at the Houston Improv talking Robo cop too. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You know, yes. It's a warm out to show. Yes. It's a lot out of the shun list, actually. It's right back. It's been des shunned. And the very next night after our debut in Houston, Texas, we are going back to Austin, Texas for the first time in six years, doing a We Love Movies official We Love Movies episode about from Dust Till. on. It's going to be a hot dark night. A dark night. I love to do that. I'm so excited for this. I'm jealous of all my buds that are in Austin right now. So it's going to be great to get back there. It's a fucking killer city. We always have fun there. We do every time. And I will be. I know a lot of people are asking. I am. I will be playing Eric's corpse like a guitar.

half of the show. It took a little bit of the we're here. It took a little bit of you leave in New York City. You got it. In Rome, the brains, you can destroy the skull in Antarctica. Do you want like arms or something in Chicago? I know you're like, you're a big Chicago boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. My arms were built in Chicago. I was born there. So put my arms in Chicago and tell them my story. Get Angel

I will pitch it I will pitch to them. I need to do that. I need to play then I can do that. Okay. Okay. All right. That's fine. Yes. Just rip me apart. Use me like a xylophone. I don't give a shit. Okay. But we'll be talking all about that movie. A Cap City comedy on May the 15th

in Houston, Texas. It's going to be a lot of fun. Fucking psyched. So, okay, Chris Cabin. we'll uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, let's, uh, and the new one from rose glass. What are we talking, Steve say that? You just don't, you know that I'm a spoiler phob. I'm just saying, I'm not, I'm not doing it right now, but I might, if you guys go over, go overboard. That's fair. It's totally, it's totally fine. Steve, do whatever makes you feel comfortable, my friend. Yeah, I might join you. Steve, just let me know. We'll both, I'll look over your shoulder and I'll help. I'll help. I'll read that as well.

I don't have any I don't have much I don't have much spoilery I mean I mean I mean because the stuff that you would spoil you know right away that it would be a big spoiler so I'm not going to get into anything there

I will say Chris first of all though I need to at some point I got a busy ass week here so maybe this weekend viewing I gotta see this Saint Maud because Rose Glass directed a hell of a picture here

is it good I don't know didn't that get sort of like a weird fucked by the pandemic release maybe. I completely missed it. We streamed it for sure. We streamed it was out for a while. Uh, uh, uh, but so, uh, this is fucking great. This is, uh, it's what I hoped and thought driveaway dolls might be if that makes sense. Um, it was much more of what I was looking for as far as like the violence mixed with there is a lot of comedy in this movie. It's very fucking funny. Um, I did not watch the trailer. So I don't know how much they, allude to the comedy but like case do in this movie very funny. Oh, oh, I think she's great in this. The whole thing, I, I kind of get, I always get a little weird with genre movies because I'm like, it's so easy to just play by the normal rules. Just do the normal. Hit this, hit this, hit this, hit this, hit this, and then we're out. Right. This was just so much more interesting for what they pick to focus on. Like, the idea, like, the familiar. element of it, but like, like the working out stuff, the little, the little element of a little element of it's interconnected like that. these are little details that I really like. And yes, I mean, on top of that, Katie O'Brien, K. Stu, Ed Harris looking insane.

Ooh, dude. If there's any reason to not watch the trailer, it's so you maybe don't have to know what Ed Harris looks like in this movie. The scumbag factor. It's the skullet. It's like riffraff. He just needs to be refraff. I mean, he's back. I don't know where he's been. I feel like whatever I've seen him in of recent note hasn't been anything that's really wowed me. I think this is the most he's wowed me since history of violence. He's really fucking good and terrifying in the movie. I do love the small it captures small nothing towns. You can feel the temperature. You can feel the street coming off the screen. It's captured so amazingly. And like, Krista Stewart and Katie O'Brien, every scene they have together is incredible. Like great fucking chemistry. And it's weird because it's like I don't want to sound like I don't want to sound like I don't think Kristen Stewart is also not great in this movie. She is like I've seen her be great Katie O'Brien stretching

from like Star Wars and fucking quantum mania for Christ's sakes like this is a real deal star term performance from Katie O'Brien. I'm really happy about that because she is honestly like even that she was the best part of that last season of the Mandalorian. I was like oh shit here she comes again. Yep. All her shit

was the far and away the most interesting part. So good chemistry. You said good chemistry has the biology. The biology is right? The other thing, man, we just got some sexy sex scenes in this movie and, you know, no one was fucking running out of my theater. Packed fucking house by the way. Yeah. It's not for a movie to be hot. I'm sorry. It's nice. You know, it's something you don't get too often. And like also, I mean, this movie, much like St. Mod is talking, I mean, it has ideas. Like, it's talking about like, self like how we hurt ourselves

how that learning lessons about things like that it takes a lot before you fuck up you ever get to any kind of clear decision about things like that and it actually makes that a part of the drama it makes it a bigger part of the drama than like the violent part of stuff which is usually

it goes the other way um so I was the violence the violence is in this movie but the violence doesn't dominate the movie exactly and that's it is intense though And that is very much. And there is very much. And there is. And then, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'll tell you know what. The, I'll tell you what, the two ladies in front of me were not prepared for the violence that goes down in this movie. Which was kind of also equally entertaining for me to watch. A lot of, like, ducking out of the way, like, putting our hand, you know, real physically moving away from the screen kind of stuff. maybe screams, were they screamed?

were they scared? Not, not, but there was some, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, people taken aback by some of the violence, which is great. Because it's like, it's this great blood so, you know, queer neo-noir, like, I fucking loved it. I know it's very early, but I'm confident in saying this for me will be one of my favorites of the year with it. Well, I'm excited. I know, you know, I haven't seen it yet, but sex and violence is what we go to the movies for. God damn right, so, and when you guys you guys see it, we'll weigh in with some

specialty box office next week, because I'm curious what y'all think of it. Steve, for Steve's reasons, and Eric, because he really likes Neo-Noars. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. So, all right, my dudes. Oh, actually, Eric, I just got something in here. Oh. The intern just dropped something off

at the desk here that I think we'll address before we get into Hollywood's biggest night. little bit of, we hate movies lore is about to be explained to our viewers here. you like, you like, you guys say daughter weird, or you say daughter and then you correct to dirter, is my dirter? Yes. Well, this commercial answer to that. This aired during the pandemic and it changed all of our lives, basically.

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All online meddings stay away from generally speaking, I would say Yes, exactly Yeah, but there you go folks, a little piece of w. W. W. H. H. H. H. H. Hollywood's Hollywood's like, Hollywood's this is. My goodness. No real for me. Almost done. Yeah. I mean, more things did better than I would have expected.

And that's about it. Yeah. Actually, the one thing that surprised me, zone of interest getting sound, totally justified. Yes. I just thought it would be on the Opie roll by then. Yes. Yes. So let's get into it first with the Farina, the departed, the Farina. Chris Cabin, should we We're, for folks, maybe just joining us, maybe they're

hip to the program, this is this is a picture of Dennis Farina who was an actor, and what happened? Well, whatever year was that Dennis Farina passed and left us, I mean, fuck God for that, first of all. But whatever that

happened, the, you get the Oscars in Memorial section hits. You assume it's Dennis fucking Farina. Everybody knows him. Where is he? Everybody is he's not there. Everybody is the guy from thief. He was 2013. It was 2013. It was 2013. We've been doing 10 years of Farina, by the way. And I think to credit, I believe Steve, you came up with the phrase. Okay. Yeah, sure. You did. Take the credit for it. Steve. I'll take the credit for it. I'll take the little bit, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, you know, I, maybe, I, I, maybe, I, I, maybe, maybe I, I made a little offhand joke. Chris does the work and Chris lives it. So, and I will say, you are clearly living in the Academy's head rent free because this year, they, they did everything they could to combat the Farina's. They did. Someone went into a closed door and slammed us like, we're not getting this Chris Cameron ever again, this Farina ing. You made it worse.

It's almost more insulting. It's almost more insulting. It's like here. Here's the scraps. Here's the scraps. Some people got pictures. Here's the scraps. I was like a robot.

Like it's that. Shocked like Kenneth anger being in that extra. That was at all. Yeah. I mean, I was happy that, yeah, of course, you're a little wondering if Kenneth Anger is even going to be mentioned. But that thing, I was looking on Twitter for people, people who had pictures of it. I was like, I'm not paying attention to this thing. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

McCarty. But Cormick McCarthy being on there. Like, like, you know what I mean? He wrote the script to the council. That's about it. And obviously inspired no country. No country. I mean, like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But like, still like, yeah. I mean, there's so many other people who should be. If you're going to have that stupid list, who should be on the stupid list. Yes. Well, people, uh, who were unfortunately not. on the stupid list that you, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and, like, like, I mean, I mean, like, I mean, I mean, I mean, he's a punisher, ladies and to be clear, some of these I think were actually on the list, but like there was no way of looking, even if you were watching the goddamn broadcast, it was one shot, two shot, change it out. That was it. And from far away. It wasn't like a close up on the screen. And again, like, the idea, like, just show me. the teleprompter, show me what the audience is seeing on their big screen.

the dance. I don't give me, I found, I found the screen fellas. And yes, there's, okay, so Kenneth Angers on there. Terrence Davies is on there. Parents Davies was another one here on our list. So yes. Shecky Green is on this brief. And this thing flashed for like half a second. It's so. Yeah, yeah. There's just no point in even doing it. Like, if you're going to do it, just picture, picture, and yeah, and yeah, and yeah, and yeah, right? And yeah, Ray, Ray Stevenson is on this giant list. Cormac McCarthy, um, uh, Lance Reddick is on there. Oh, Bert Young.

Yes, and Tree Williams. I, you know, I just, I found it and thought it looked funny. This is him on the way to the Oscars, but then he died. Oh, no. From Go Go Tolls, uh, yeah, so Bert Young, Farina, Josh, Jossackland. Joss Ackland-this is great. This should have been in the fucking slide show. I just don't know how you don't get the clip of him saying a diplomatic immunity and him making his head blown off. I don't everybody quotes that all the time. Why? Everybody I know. Yes. Character actor Michael Lerner of course. The best. He was Farinid. Yeah, this brief. He is on the list. He is on the list. He is on the last. It's Ken Lerner, what's the deal here, Chris? I'm not aware, but I would assume so. I don't think there were any other siblings were there. Or someone who, again, like, Ken Lerner is still a jerk. He's around. Okay. That's good. I don't know to sound like a jerk, but there are just people who deserve photographs. Treat William.

is one of those people. what are you're you're you're you're you're you're talking about? He did show photographs for entertainment executive or lawyer because it's like oh we guys got a friend involved here. I was kind of surprised Andre Brower made the list even though I mean like I think under Brow is fantastic he's just more of a TV guy for me but like

certainly he's been in a ton of movies I think they show a scene from glory was that it possibly they showed something who was in I didn't recognize the it wasn't a rise of the it was not rise of the but yeah yes arguably

more for TV but was in a lot of movies man I mean I just I think of this as like again showing the age of the most of the makeup of the academy like it's just like of course we care about these old people that we've known for forever and like Lance Reddick

who like just past recent is probably more well, to the 35 and under crowd. It doesn't matter, even though it's clearly the person everybody would want to see up there. I'm sorry, we don't need, and I'm not saying these people are not important

and didn't contribute to show business. Like marketing executives, distribution consultants, like, put them on the stupid list. The stupid list is for them. Technical awards needs an immemoration. him. Just do that a brief one there for all the executives, for the gaffirs. Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. Go right ahead. Another one. And I mean, this is not surprising. But as Chris pointed out, we were just talking about something from her body of work last week on We Hate Movies. But Carlin Glenn passed away. She was Roy Scheider's high school love and future mother-in-law in a night game last week. Yeah, a bunch of a bunch of a bunch of a bunch of a bunch of a bunch of much stuff. This woman did not want that she absolutely did not.

So those were just some of the snubs. I mean, there were a bunch of people for Renad as always. Check Chris's Twitter for for some more there. Can I move that? Oh, yeah, sure. Go ahead. Could I do a helicopter observation about the show last night? Yeah.

Way too short. Yeah. Not enough fucking. I love the magic of the movie montages. Maybe that's just me. I actually was only one. Those are always kind of great. There was only one for the, really, they didn't show, almost at all, except for the best picture noms. And then they brought back my least favorite thing, which is, oh, God. And you, Paul Giamatti. Oh, man. And the, like, you know what? If you're going to do that, do that for every fucking, I want costume designer. I want five fucking costume designers to come out and talk about costume design for 20 minutes. you're totally right. It's stupid. It's stupid. It's totally right. It's stupid. The way they announced them all with like the audio from like when they won their Oscar and then the the curtain comes up or whatever. Like they're the Avengers dude. Like get out of here with that. Like it's cool. Sure. It's it's cool seeing people you haven't seen in a while. Sure. But like man does it take forever. And the other thing is like the writing evolved over the, the, the, night as far as far as far as far as far as far as by the end they were better. By the end,

it was kind of more fine that they were reading like clearly reading things. But those earlier ones, first of all, there was way to like everyone saying my friend, my friend, my friend. And I was like, are you actually friends with this person or is it, are you just like being? I found to be kind of spoilers too. Because right when Nick Cage was talking to Paul Giamati, I'm like, Giamatti's not winning this. No way in fucking hell. Would they pair Nick cage was my favorite. I was my favorite. I was my favorite. I was my favorite. I was my favorite. I was my favorite. I'm not saying it wasn't good. I just knew they wouldn't pair him with the winner. That's all. And, uh, like, Forrest Whitaker just got like a fucking index card about Coleman Domingo 30 seconds prior. Yes, dude.

Oh, yeah, I remember that guy. That was where I started thinking. I was like, because he said, my friend and I was like, you're not fucking friends together. you know what I mean? And like, like, like, like that's got the black guy to talk about the black guy. Like, we did a lot of that last night. Yeah, please don't do those ever again. But what did we think about Mr. Mann himself, the host of the evening, James Kimmel? I think he's fine. I think it's fine.

I think it's time. Honestly, like my favorite, well, probably my favorite part of the. night was John Malaney coming in doing the field of dreams. And it seemed like, and it seemed like, would he was like, you know what I mean? Like, you're right. John Mullaney, the man was made in a fucking vat to create something that hosts events. Like that was his whole thing. You designed him to do this. Why not let him do it? But I don't think he wants to do it. Yeah. I mean, almost nobody wants to do it because it is a thankless job. Yeah. You're either going to get totally roasted. The idea, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, uh,

and age is really unlikely. It's never going to happen. But as Chris said, though, like, he is very well suited to do something like this. And frankly, like, it looked like he was having a lot of fun doing that field of dreams bit. And if you just turned the hosting gig into that, because, like, that's always where it's strongest, right? When you play to the actual strengths of the host, that's why, like, Billy Crystal. Every one of his. Every one of his was a song and dance thing. With Malaney, it is that super fast delivery. It's immediately scattered all over the place, but you can see where the bits growing and going. I think it's a perfect match. He should have been doing it. I'm tired. I mean, I like him all fine. I don't have any ill will towards him. But like the whole like, well, oh, man, are we running late? Guess we got to restart. He does that every. It's like, it's like, you. your uncle at Thanksgiving. I know, dude, I know that I overloaded

on mashed potatoes three years but we have to get over. We really have to get over. I agree that. Talking about the time was not really the move. There was some fun like dad-ask jokes that I enjoyed but and it was and it kept things light and he moved it along.

I don't really have any problem with how he hosted. No, he's a real workman I think for this job. He works. You're not going to and rightfully he's not going to like get the headline the next day, I think, I think, I mean, he's always, he's always, you know, you know, like, like, like, and these hosting gigs. He feels like a dude that would have been just as comfortable in old Hollywood. And I don't know if that's because, like, he's born and bred, like, Vegas kids.

So, like, maybe that's got something to do that. He just feels like he's got a show business thing about him. Like, he's a dude that can say show business. And I'm not like, you're full of shit. Like he says it and you're like, that's kind of genuine. The dad's stuff I thought you start doing. You're playing the hits with that fucking we're going long. One, you've done it. But also like, you know, don't you see that you doing the bit talking about making it longer is also making it longer. Yes. Come on already. And why I like Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, why I like these guys to handle this stuff is because I'm not going to have to sit there and watch the, Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, connected, which, uh, which drove me fucking crazy. I've not liked the fucking relationship. That relationship thing the weird, it's weird as hell, I

think, uh, him and his sidekick there. Ogirmo. Yeah, yeah, I think that's all really strange, but like, the bigger thing is just, it's not your, it's not your show. You are here to host it. You are here to create like, stevee martin bringing the dip to danie de vito remember that like the turning like because it's a he's a show's gonna be on like what in an hour after it or something like that like it just becomes a a thing where they're sharing it all and i get annoyed every time every single time i don't like him at all i'm sorry i mean that was also you know no it's totally fine um i think the other thing though like that sort of plays in to that. Again, I wonder how much of it is Kimmel because, like, like, many fucking times was he

at gunpoint to tell you that after the Oscars there was a new episode of Abbott Elementary. Oh, boy. You know what I mean? Like, Jesus Christ, ABC. Was it? It was Bradley. Yeah, I figured it was the Philadelphia thing. Speaking of I'm so Rachel to chat, a messy

fake pissing on Matt Damon's star at the end. Yep. Pretty humorous. how do you get a dog to get a dog? How do you get a dog? How do you get a dog? I think I think here's what it is dude because sometimes I'll see this in my neighborhood walking Marty and sometimes Marty herself will do this in her own way. But like if you got a dog like just walking along and it's doing like territoriality like oh I'm going to smell something and I'm going to leave my whatever. They'll be like straight running up. fumes. They'll go to do it. Nothing happens. I imagine. I imagine what was after Messies, speaking of the dog clapping. I think after that they were like, all right boy, come on, let's go. They went out on like Hollywood Boulevard, walking them up and down, pissing everywhere until that very end of the night moment. And it was like, all right, Messi, do the leg trick. And there was just nothing in the tank to you. I got nothing left. I would have loved hot streams of real.

piss, maybe some steamy loaves. It would have been, I mean, but the ongoing fake feud between Matt Damon, I think, it makes me crack up. I don't know why. It's just very funny. Speaking of something I thought was very funny, what did you guys think about Mr. Sina? Oh, my God. It was a good bit. Ooh. I mean, that guy, he was very close to dangling brain, man. he looks like he looks like that thing that thing that thing is not meant that belongs somewhere else

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the biggest joke of the movie. And they really ride that. And I actually, I like that Sina went for it. I think the walk had to do a little bit, a little bit after that. He just, just so on fumes at this point. He's a robot, dude. It was really bad. It was him and bad bunny. That's right. I was like, you're not such a bad bunny. Dude. Dude. Yeah. It was P-you town, man. that thing fucking clanked down the stuff. What happens with that guy needs a readjustment? The rock as it is now, I feel like you're, you blew it, pal.

Just get off the screen forever. That might be the last movie of his that I ever watch. It's entirely possible. I mean, you're just coming to the situation where both of them rock and Sina, you, you, you've, you've, you, you've, you've, you've, like, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you've, it's okay, uh, but I thought he was really, uh, I was really good in train wreck. I was like, he's, one of the best parts of this fucking movie. Uh, and, like, since I was like, hey, let's keep going. Let's, maybe he's going to be a funny guy. And it's been terrible, uh, including this. And, like, I just hope someone, finds him, not just the rock. I hope someone finds something good for John Cena, because I do think he's a funny guy. Peacemaker's season two, man, it's happening. Oh yeah. That's going to be great. Real quickly here, Arnold and Danny. Loved it. Battling Michael Keaton, who was so into it. I got to say,

what do you guys think about this statement? Tell me if this is kind of maybe two out of left field, but Michael Keaton doing Batman Stairs at the Academy Awards last night, better performance than Michael Keaton as Batman in Batman in the Batman in the Batman. Yeah. Without question. I mean, he was, he was so fucking good right there. Look at that. He's even got like a Bruce Wayne neckerchief thing on. But actually George Clutie battled, uh, Arnold there for a second. Yeah, I'm sure some fucking loser got out of bed to type that somewhere.

Here's a key element for why this works and, uh, the Flash doesn't. He was looking at other human beings. Yeah. I mean, there was something. Other human beings you respected. Another is a green wall. That's who you had there. Yeah, no, I thought that was delightful.

And I thought, because they were introducing editor and Jennifer lame won for Oppenheimer and she was like, I love twins. And this is very weird, which I thought was funny. Well, they also did, they're lucky he didn't win because we're the other Jorgos who edits Arnold just is like, Las Gagas, oh no, let's be honest, that's close enough.

You're right though, Steve. That fucking pronunciation crashed right into the mountain. Eric, if you were ever nominated for an Academy Award and they fucked up your name, I would never not hear about it. I would hear about it until the day you die. There's so many people that fuck up my name and I just don't tell you, but it happens every day. Hey, speaking of fucking up, and then we'll get to the big winners, but my God, Al Pacino, I don't think we'll be invited back to the Academy Awards ever again.

You know what? People over 75 should not be handling the envelopes at the Oscars. They should only have nuclear codes. That is how that needs to work. That's just the way it should be. Could you put that photo up again? Oh, yeah, sure. Here we go. Preview of the next immemorial. Morium section. Yeah, I hope. He's more than text. I mean, though, I mean, obviously, you're totally right about the age thing, but also like, looked like I had a couple of cocktails before I got out there. I put myself a big cognac. Yes, dude. He chugs some cognac, put on his fucking sketches and shuffled out there. He looked lit. Oh, yeah. It was a an amazing deflation

it was incredible I mean like you got one job man the Oscar goes too you fucked up the first part and skipped it entirely if I was Chris Nolan I would have grabbed his hand oh well thank you so much can I just look at that card I'm just

I need to be sure that I won okay thank you so much oh thanks Al thanks it's a new job for everybody exactly you want to double check on that because you never know especially with like the run the, you know, you know, you know, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I mean, you know what?

Though, I, I, last time I remember it being funny, though, and I guess this is why they do it is because Jack Nicholson saying crash is incredible. And like, when, no, Jack Nicholson saying Capote, isn't it? No, it's not. K-Pote. But the winner was, the best picture was crash and Nicholson did read it. Yeah. Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Because it's the same. Crash. It's the same year. It's the same year. It's the same. It's the same. I think. He fucking straight up said capote on the telecast. But so is that's an embarrassing win. Crash by the way for Best Picture. But like he is he was like focused. Like he wasn't like running it. He wasn't mumbling or anything like that. He was like snappy. He was with it. And he's a legend. So you're like, hey, smart idea. End the night with a legend. But now they're all way too old. They're all like. Yes. can barely they're on so many drugs. who's the next. Who's the next one? So the people who are now in like what

50s and 60s, I guess. I guess so, yeah. Oh, like Denzel is probably going to be one of them. That's a good one. I look at F.M.A. Abraham, he seems to spry. Yeah. How old is F. Murray Abraham, though?

He's got to be up in there, late 60s. Yeah, yeah, 70s. Yeah, Denzel's a good one. Meryl Streep would be great, she's like the queen of the world. Khro. Henry Abraham, wow. That guy, nuclear code. He does seem pretty sharp.

Yeah, Brad Pitt. Comedy side. Yeah, Brad Pitt. Someone in the chat says Tom Hanks. That's a good one. I think Hanks has done it, actually. I'm not, I'm not incorrect. Yeah, I think he's presented the best picture.

Yeah, I believe. Oh, okay. I guess, I guess, you know, you know, you know, you know, Tom Cruise, like, though, like, like, he doesn't that's, if they want to get him there, though, the if they ever had a reason to put the stuntman Oscar in there, you will get Tom Cruise to come

with that shit. You will absolutely get him for that. So real quick, because we're coming up on the hour here, but just go through the stuff that won big, best. animated feature. Very cool. Got it got it. Got to get on it. Yeah. Yeah. It's a fun one. Um, um, um, international feature. This was no surprise. Jonathan Glazer took home for zone of interest, uh, with a very powerful speech. Um, that was a real interesting moment that I, oh yeah, did not anticipate happening. So that was very cool. Well, I mean, it was smart because he, he didn't say shit about it the entire, like, the entire award season so he could get it in right now because they were. Yeah. No, he's, uh,

every award he's been, I knew it was humming because every award, he's been saying something, a very similar statement. Yeah, I was, I will say this, not a dry eye in the house for Devon J. Randolph and that whole thing. Giamatti helping her up the stairs. Giamatti crying in the audience at her speech. And her speech was just incredible. What a fucking moment. And like, yeah, as she said, like, she hopes she gets to keep doing this. don't let it be the curse of like a new person wins a new person, and then you never see them again. She's great. She's very, she gets to do comedy on that show. She's fucking hysterical. Um, of course, the big man, R.D.J. This was, uh, no surprise there. I like to see. Someone was saying he, he ripped the award out of Kihei Kwan's hand. I didn't notice that. Oh, boy. Okay. What happened? There's this, there's this. There's this. There's this.

you can watch it. He doesn't he goes. He doesn't look. He's not him in the eye. People are Eric. I'm trying to like the manners police came out in full effect for this thing. I had no idea. There was even a thing. I didn't even notice. Go ahead. Please. Please count the evening. So when he got like he's looking I think at like

somewhat the end. I forget who was at the end of the line there. Tim Robbins was down there. I think. He dapped up Tim Robbins. He's like Tim Robbins. He's like, like, but he's like, I love that. That's pretty cool. Yeah. He's looking at somebody else and takes the Oscar. So he's not looking at me eye. Yeah. So they're like, oh, that's disrespect. That's showing disrespect. And like, they also have images of like Emma Stone doing something similar. It's so nuts that people watch this shit like this at all. It's unbelievable. Probably, I mean, like, you're just crazy about the moment. You know what? shit of your fucking pants. stop at your fucking pants. You try to give you have to give you I have to give a best man speech to my brother

in about a month and a half. I'm going to shit my pants before. Every time I've had to do it, I've shit my pants because giving the speech is terrifying. Even if you're comfortable acting or doing other stuff like I'm not going to shit my pants on our road trip. But when I have to do this this fucking speech, I'm going to shit my pants.

That's going to be a very smelly. wedding. I will say, for what it's worth, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and my leg was your brother. And my leg was shaking the entire time. You know, I saw the wall. Shaking the entire time. I was, you were shaking the entire time. I saw the logs roll out your pant. It was wonderful day. Yes, folks. There was someone, uh, shitting in public at my wedding. That's what Eric's revealing. Giving a speech like that is very difficult no matter what. And it's not, I mean, the whole thing is your brain is. everywhere. No, because everybody's

everybody's their like, like, like, like I can mind-hmm, hello. Yeah, the people that never leave their houses suddenly know how other people should behave. Yeah. Smart stuff. Killian. Yeah. This was great and bittersweet at the same time, man. It was...

I'm with you. I loved it. He is the stir. He is the straw that strews that movie, which is an amazing movie. It was my favorite movie of last your second favorite movie is the holdovers Pauli G. I would have liked Pauli was so great. I would have liked Paul to win but what are you going to do?

Killian's amazing. It's well deserved. It's way well deserved. A very proud Irishman tonight he said. I thought that was very sweet. Well, I'd like today's like I want to tank me team Mario Grady, Tommy O'Grady Tony O'Grady.

Also, Grady family. Of course, Sinn Féin. We love them. Um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I don't know about last week. I called it. You did it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not surprised. It's a good performance in a movie that I don't, I don't like. Uh, but yeah, it's a big fucking swing. I think is kind of how it got here. Yeah. And I don't know. You're absolutely right. It is a for the fences performance. It's just unfortunate because Lily, I, I, I love Lily Gladstone in Killers, which got totally shut out. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, and, it's, it's, it's, man, and, you know, you got to respect it, but I just was, like, like, I remember being totally fucking deflated. You know what I mean? Like, it just, it felt like, you were, you were really hoping to observe a moment, and instead, like, you just saw Emma Stone at the Oscars again. Exactly. Yeah.

You know, though I don't remember four la la la la, God, Yeah, that's a shocking one. I mean, honestly, I think that Poor Things is a better movie and a better performance. Oh, I'm just on that one. Even though I don't really care for it, but there you go. And so our man

Yeah, there's Nolan double-fisted. Look at this photo. Oh, yeah. There's double fisting it, dude. That is. It's the last thing you needed He's the last thing he's like Dude, let him He's done it. Let him have him This is the one thing he wants to do

Let him do it and shut the fuck up about it I'm tired of this shit That would be truly incredible You know what's funny is like he will be Speaking of the old timers Like with now we got Spielberg showing up He will be giving awards to people I really like I mean shit man

for Chris Nolan like I just like fuck it doesn't get any better than that yeah it was it was great to see and again this was cool for me because like he's always such a whatever kind of stuff shirt's kind of too mean but like he's just a very professional guy reserved yeah yeah and so like you could

tell yeah you could tell he was just like so thrilled by this and just so stoked And like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like that very carefully crafted, uh, uh, uh, and I thought it was nice. And he, he had never won before. The, the, yeah, he's not even for screenplay or any of that stuff. Because he always kind of got nominated for screenplay, but never, he did do a speech up there, because I think he accepted, um, uh, Heath Ledger's post, uh, post life Oscar, whatever they call that, I think.

Posthumous. Yeah, I think that was him and the father, I think. And, you know, I found out that the ledger estate never got. that Oscar. Maybe they'll get it's got it's got it's got it. Oh, really. Oh, what I found in the garage. Oh, my God. I'm so sick over this whole situation. I saw it. I opened a box and I went, there it is. His friends come over and they see it on his son's mantel place. You have 61 missed calls from Michelle Williams. of course, it won the evening, it won the evening. It won the evening. They did the smart thing of having James Woods not on stage. I was looking. He was at the ceremony. And they was yes. Go to his Twitter account. You can see he looks he looks like a fucking like a rotting clown in a field now. He looks worse. He looks worse than you ever remembered. He looks so bad. I did that to you, dude. Yes. Yeah, dude. I didn't recognize him. I saw the photo this morning. And it was like, it was like, or so it was like, or so he was like, he did, he was like, he did get mentioned by the other that other guy. Yes, the other guy mentioned him. So, so. So. Good trade. Not having no one have to say it. Like, be like, please. That's true. You can come up here, other guy, but you're the one that has to thank James Woods. Exactly.

but any other stray thoughts here as we wrap up. uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, us, uh, well past us here at this point, fellas. But, uh, overall, I'll just say there have been worse Academy Award Cerey. I, I definitely, I like actually how it's like I, I also am with Stephen that I missed those montages. Yeah. But I was glad that the thing moved. And like I, I, I, it wasn't, it wasn't that much shorter than the last one, but it was a little bit shorter. And I will think for that much.

I won big win. My man, Van Hoitima. been overdue, man, but like, thank God, like, like, like, I was really, like, I was really happy to see that. I think he should have gotten it for nope, but that's another matter. Also, just really quickly, very entertaining and powerful musical performances, mostly all around. I really liked the Billy Ailish. I really liked a song for my people. The indigenous performance, there was amazing. And Ken. And Ken, yeah, I mean, I mean, that. was just a was just a solid hunk

with hunkes but it was just it was fucking funny well-created amazing uh yeah that was did you all uh scream a little bit

when the flaming hot chito's song came on what the fuck are we talking about yeah is this song is this song from Oppenheimer's what I was saying that was a flaming hot one that was laughing. I was I was. I was

this performance. She's she's a sweet gal. No, no, but according to the internet, she's 27 years old. I said to Chelsea, I was like, who's this 12 year old girl singing? And then a massive chorus of tinier children came up from the floor and I could not stop laughing. It was very funny. It makes your shit sting. Blaming hot cheetahs

Your ass is going to burn. Hot. The Oscar nominated. That is going to do it. That is going to do it for this week's on-screen live. Massive week of programming here we want to catch you up on. If you're still funny enough playing catch-up with last week, we mentioned it already on the show,

but Roy Scheider in Night Game, one of the listener requested episodes this month we released last week, along with a patron with a on the fugitive for St. but then

but then a listener request month this week on the show talking about the reprehensible and decent proposal oh my God and you can

you can put this one in your ears ad free over on the patron at the $8 level and up that's not all gang the content will flow much like the spice this week Wednesday a rebel

commentary commentary track comes out. this one is a lot of fun. about the director's cut is also coming, so don't worry about it. We reported this a while ago. Unfortunately, we couldn't weigh in at the time on the six what do you say? A hundred and sixty

million people watch that movie according to Zach Snyder. We're just like, come on, pal. How many of them than that. How many of them how many of them watched it? How many of them how many of them? In the background just because it auto played.

For three seconds and that's your that's your watch. You get to catch it. It counts. It's so funny. It's so funny that we're trying to like dupe people with like everybody knows how it works now, Zach. He was trying to equate it that 160 million people would have bought tickets to see it in the theater.

Or the barbie. Eat shit, Barbie. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Part one. Damn. theatrical cut. You can add to that number. You can add to that number.

where we take the little piss that's fine. We're going to help Zach. We're taking down Avengers Infinity War. Finally. We're going to make this the most watched movie of all time. We're going to do it. One of our most listened to shows of all time, Melrose 210

is also new this week on Thursday. That's right. I heard 160 million people are signed up for Patreon. at the $10 level, where you get Melrose tier. We are so much. This month, David Silver in on Kelly Taylor in the shower. That's picture one. And picture two is Michael Mancini maybe throwing Sidney off a cliff on their honeymoon. Maybe.

Maybe. And then check this shit out, y'all. Friday. My God, the amount of shows this week. Friday, we're releasing what's technically like episode zero of our new show, this shit. This will be on the Patreon, on the free feed, and on the show, where we're talking, Steve, is that right, of X-Men 92? It is, yeah, the two-part pilot. Night of the Sentinels. Night of the Sentinels. I'm really excited to revisit it. I watched the first half last week. I'm going to watch, probably that again, and do the whole thing this week. I'm really excited. And because all we're geared up for X-Men 97, which is next week, which is so exciting.

Yes, I already, because I already watched this, because I didn't watch the intro, I knew the, but I really like this two-parter that opens this original series. Yeah, man, it's fun. This is going to be really great. So yeah, we wanted people to get like a sort of a taste, but also like a way to spread the word about too old for this shit. So Friday, too old for this shit, preview episode talking Night of the Sentinels from X-Men, 1992, the original Fox after-school cartoon. Very excited about that. but this was a big week. Thanks for sticking around y'all. Thanks for tuning in. We hope you have a great week. And until next time, I have been Andrew Jupin. Stephen Seda. Eric Siska. Chris Cabin. Adios. Bye-bye.

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