We Hate Movies - S14: On-Screen Live 6.10.24 BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE and THE WATCHERS Reviews & THE ACOLYTE First Thoughts!
Episode Date: June 12, 2024On this week's On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the latest entry in the Will Smith/Martin Lawrence Miami cop saga, BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE, as well as the directorial feature debut of Ishana Shyamalan, T...HE WATCHERS! We're also giving our first impressions of the latest Star Wars show, THE ACOLYTE, based off the first two episodes that have aired. As always, we'll be going over what went on at the box office this weekend, and more! Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Early bird tickets are still available for the next couple days, so head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens! Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
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welcome.
On screen live, my name is Andrew Jupy, this is our show for Monday.
January, June, I wish it was January, because it's pretty hot here in the city, but
not going to complain about the weather too much. January weather sucks way more.
Hope you all had a good weekend.
I was able to relax quite a bit, which was very nice, and I hope my fucking three best
buds in the world were able to relax as well, so we'll bring them in.
We've got a lot to cover today, of course, but let's say hi, first up.
him, it's comic book t-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-combe. That's right. This is the
my enormously long name is blocking. This is the electric Superman t-shirt. Now what was that
deal? He tried to fucking end it all by putting a fork in the socket. Well, no, he'd already
died and come back. And then they were like, I don't know, that was a pretty big event.
What else could we do? What if he turned blue and had electric powers? That lasted for a little bit.
you're a fan of that or not so much? I just really like I just really like that's very nice.
brings out nothing brings out my eyes. Uh, speaking of superhero t-shirts, I'm pretty sure he does not have one on, but he is clothes. Thank God. Please welcome Eric Siska.
Zardaz today. Nice. Nice. The heat is on. We're wearing sunglasses because Will Smith smacked the box office to life.
dude, dude, dude, I actually, I actually am, I'm, I'm, I'm thinking, dude, dude, I'm, he's not, he's not applying for entertainment tonight. He's not applying for a job at entertainment tonight, but possibly the library, so he'd feel more at home, please welcome the bookworm himself, Chris Gavin.
Chris, uh, hey Chris.
Chris, we thought we thought we got
We got it was weekend at Bernie's
What? This is my weekend of Bernie's impression
What?
Hi, guys
We're doing the Bernie, Chris
Yeah, I got to do the Will Smith
The Bernie, you know, both slide with me, just slide with me
Good morning, Chris
Good morning, Eric, how are you doing?
This is, we all zoom him to wake
him up
we're the alarm clock yes it's always
I don't wake up at 5 a. I hit the snooze
welcome in of course
our friends listening around
James Harris Leisha Oliver
sucked Greg Bufato
Bucyrus 87
Andrew Klong
Lera 10 Clint Rivas
hell yeah the chat is just
just going just going
love it love it so much
WH I see Wiener I see
what you did that's not shake. That's not fake. There they are. You know, I see winner. I see U. I see
before. That joke always got me a little bit weird. Like it's like, okay. Could you spell
I cup? I see UP. So what's that mean? Yeah, toilet camps, dude. That's what that means.
I guess it's tricking me into being a toilet camp, a Chuck Berry type. Is he about to say it's
a watcher. You got buried. You are one of the watchers now. No. No. You're
You're becoming a pee watcher.
The watchers, that was the watchers.
That would be, they just, they just want to watchers.
I'm like, watch you do what?
And like, they talk about peeing in buckets.
I'm like, can I see someone be in a bucket?
Yeah, totally.
We'll get to more of that in a sec, of course.
I got the big review coming for that later in the program.
First of up, of course, birthdays, get some shoutouts here.
First of all, honoring the dead, honoring the dead on what would have been
her 129th birthday,
haughty McDaniel.
She was made history
the first African-American woman
an Academy Award. Granted, it's
for Mammy and gone with the win.
But she made history, nonetheless.
So remembering her on this day.
Is it better to remember them on their
birthday or their death day?
Should we do death days?
No.
No, you're answering your own question
by the tone of your voice.
The death day.
Do you want to remember the dead day?
the death days
it's the death days. It's fucking
the death days. It's fucking
every week. Well,
Well, Eric, here we go,
here's some people who are alive and this is
indeed their birthday, including
Happy 83 birthday to the great
Yergan Prock now. Wow.
Is he for Judge Dredden
that picture or
I think it's either that or he's flying a plane
somewhere. Yeah, okay.
He was my pilot to Texas
actually. It looks like a judge
six out of ten roles
he had. He was in some sort of military garb.
Usually you know what.
Well, you know.
Thankfully, they didn't lean too much into that
in Beverly Hills Cop too. That's good of them,
honestly, to not really dig
into that one. Yeah, that's
true. Rock and roll
legend, leader of the breeders
and formerly of Pixies, Kim Deal.
Yeah. Great Kim Deal turned 61.
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
and uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Hugh Grant Pallarounder. I think they were married for a while,
actress model Elizabeth Hurley. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. And, uh, star of previous episode search way, way, way back in the archives for the
glass house. Lili Sobieski turns out. Wow. Wow. Well, look at this. It's ladies night here on the
program. Happy birthday
you're not
no death day. Stay healthy.
Stay vigilant. Stay vigilant.
Except for you're going to prok now. You can go any day
now. All right, man. You know what you did.
He's going to be dead by the time this broadcast is over.
Possibly. We don't know. Oh shit. I hope not, man.
But you know what? Eric, you're right. You never know. Time is a fickle
thing. It's an old man in the
twilight of his life. Speaking of the twilight, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, we'll see what's going on.
This is high as gross.
Oh, yeah. Um, so, you know, not amazing gross. But better than it's been. We'll take a look here.
at number five, Kingdom in the planet of the
It's still going to see what I still
I somehow this slipped me by is he talking to that
Is that like a guy that he talks to?
The bird is around it does stop
No, the bird doesn't talk no
He talks to the bird but the bird does not talk
Pissed off about that
It's okay
Yeah, I'm sorry to spoil it like that Eric, I'm sorry
but this wrecked in another 5.
It now has surpassed
by war for the plan of the
their domestic total there.
And next week,
it will blow through the entire
global box office for Tim Burton's 2001
Planet League.
What a surprise.
Previous episode and
piece of you know what.
Absolutely.
Real fucking ape shit that movie.
Rewatch it recently can still
Apeshit. Speaking of Apeshit, we'll
later in the show, but let's
let's just say the watcher's coming in forth
on its debut weekend with $7 million.
Not great.
Not great at all.
You couldn't delete this one for a tax break, pal?
Honestly.
And Warner Brothers, after the year it's having,
man. Why don't you probably delete some shit?
I would love to know, I mean, aside for the fact
that it's sort of a horror movie, why
that was released in June. This movie's
got February written all.
over it. I could see February. Honestly, I could also see like a cool October weekend. You know,
why not? Like in early October before it's technically like the one season. No. Horror's been doing
well like all year. So I guess that's the idea. But it kind of adds it though. I mean,
there's been so many horror fails recently. I guess so. I guess because I just heard the first
omen was good. That doesn't mean it was successful. It wasn't like ultra.
gangbusters, no.
immaculate was a no. We were just
we were talking about some other
there's one more I think of my tongue, I can't think of it right now, but
yeah, it hasn't, it's been a, it's been a fucking
paltry summer for horror, even our
Innavileant Nature, which we reviewed last year,
tumbled like 70%
in the second week.
Real, real fucking bummer, but
look at this shit though, so 7 million,
everything is working against this
movie, 29% critic
rating, 52% audience rating, 52% audience rating.
That's real bad.
This is a total disaster for Warner Bros.
There you go.
Well, that's what they're used to, aren't it?
I mean, that's what they do now.
That's the Zazloff touch, baby.
Was there a lady in the movie?
Because that will sway your cinema score and your Rotten Tomatoes fan.
Sure, there were some women.
There were many women in the movie.
There it is.
Fairness, that's true. Still rocking a roll and proven that you can have two family-oriented motion pictures at the box office at the same time, if still going strong at number three with another $8 million in its fourth week, not too shabby.
Somebody's got to get Lewis Gosser Jr. in their movie. If this is the last movie Lewis Gosser Jr. makes, I'm coming for John Kaczynski's head.
is there is there. Is there? Is there? Is there? Like an Iron Eagle is like a new
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Maverick. Come on. Iron Eagle, Eagle colon Maverick. It's right there.
Well, again, only if it's in the can because he's been dead for months. By the way, we should definitely do an episode on Iron Eagle. Those movies are insane. It's like a fucking teenage boy decides to bomb.
or whatever.
I've never, I've ever, yeah.
Yeah, his dad,
his dad is, Thomas Howell
his dad, whatever,
the white boy is what I call out. Whatever the white boy
was, yeah, yeah, the white boy's daddy
is kidnapped and he's like, well, I'm gonna go
get Saddam Hussein myself's.
What? And then Lewis Garsoc Jr. is like,
well, if you're stealing my car, let me tell you how to fly this thing.
Jason Guidrick, if, for those keeping
score at home. Jason Gedric. Jason Gedric, Jason Gedric. I guess tonight is Jason Gedric. You can change your channel
right now. And I have to what's Jay up to? Oh, he's bathing a monkey with a clown. Um, the cool thing
about, uh, I mean, you know, a nice hold in 24% drop. You can have to, you know, a nice hold in 24% drop. Even after
200 screens. It is. It is his last. It is his last. There you go. He's his death day new. I mean, I don't know when his death day was. Listen, he's going to get into another movie. Let's have some faith. No, he's been dead. He's already dead. His death days occurred. That's what I said. I said he's been dead for months. Oh, my God. Well, I wasn't listening to you. Yeah. I mean, that's what the real answer. Thank you, Eric. Yeah. I'm, I got stuff
going on on this other screen here. You know what I was, I noticed, by the if, so we did, little, little tease for all y'all out there in, in viewer land right now, listener land, as it may be. So we have an episode coming up on Beverly Hills Cop 3, putting that out there. Now, I went to watch it the other day on Paramount Plus, and I go to the search bar. All I typed was Beverly Hills Cop. So up, up,
comes, Beverly Hills cop 1. Beverly Hills cop 2. And then, uh-oh,
if this is what they're doing. Because it's a Paramount movie. It's Paramount Plus. It's just like
every search result ends with if. And then when you click on it, it's just like now in theaters.
Like, of course. I mean, you have every right to do that. But man, that's low. That's just low,
in my opinion. I mean, that's, but that's what they're going to do from now. Like,
they're desperate, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they're desperate as desperate.
Yeah, like, that's, that's, furiosa's about to be kicked out of the damn thing for good.
And that's a great movie.
Never mind if, which is a piece of shit.
Uh, yeah, should say, Furiosa, by the way, uh, down to sixth place.
Come on, guys.
Why we will not be discussing it here.
Uh, now, yes, again, the other half of proving the, uh, the theory that you can have two, uh, family
films at the
at the cinema at the cinema at the
at the movie
keeps rocking and ass
just blast an ass
and it's just causing chaos
you think it's like a toilet chair
like that's just a bottomless chair
and the litter box is right underneath it
I do I don't believe
he even sits in a chair in the movie
I'll be honest with you false advertising
I mean that's the thing
is you have to have the reason you have to have
You have to have two family movies if you can't have to have to have to have to have to have to have to what's, uh, you have to do you. Uh, it's, listen, it's a big, it's a big summer for Sony so far. Uh, this racked in another 10 mill. It only felt 29% this has made, uh, it's, this is a 60 million dollar budget by the way. So they are completely fine. Uh, and it'll see things will get interesting this coming weekend because this, of course, is,
inside out two, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
that was kind of a pandemic watch. And I liked it. Um, that was fine. Yeah. And I kind, I couldn't tell you
much about it. But like, I've not seen any of these sequels. I didn't see the last toy story.
Like, but, you know, I was talking about when, you know, when, you know, I started dating, we, like, saw
everything. We saw Brave. We saw Toy Story 3. They were. They were.
event releases back in the day.
And then it's just sort of like, oh, I have no
I saw the first one. I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't
either. In spite of really liking that first one, I don't think
they've ever really, aside from a few of them, toy stories, I mean,
I felt nothing in that fourth one. I thought the third one was a completely
fine place to end it. Like, their sequel record is
real shit. And so this, I'm just like,
I'll, I'll wait, you know. Yeah, yeah. It's not something I want to
see in the theaters anyway because I don't want to be there where kids kids are
because their enjoyment bothers me. They have every right to enjoy it. I just prefer
quiet theater. You know, um, so I'll watch it on TV way later, but I have noticed. I mean,
what was, what was the last movie? I can't even recall what the last one. It was the Enkanto? Was the
encanto the last one? No, uh, turning red was last year or no, two years ago. That's a couple
years ago. You might be right. Yeah. Chat, chat sound off. When the hell was the last. Yeah. Tell us
stuff. I would say
The second Incredibles isn't
It's okay. I remember
That one enough. I think it's been
Since the good dinosaur. This has all been
For not. Elemental. Thank you. I see Warner.
Right. Elemental, of course. I think the last one
I saw was Wally.
Oh yeah. That's a bit. That's a bit ago.
You know what? If that's the last one, dude, you tapped
out watching the best Pixar movie.
On a high. That's that's, I know.
Is that a George W. Bush movie?
Is he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he didn't put the iraq war on cruise control I'm just so worried about that little guy up in space he certainly did put the iraq war on cruise control Steve cruise missile control how about that oh love it
all right wally 2008 oh okay just so right that would have been
just a fresh obama.
working on your
working on your second decade.
I'm impressed by that, I saw up.
I saw up, so that was my last one.
Oh, okay.
You're getting to your firm Obama.
Yeah, we're in there, we're good.
Your firm, ripe Obama.
Michelle, I'm firm.
Yep, uh-huh.
Just let you know.
I'm up, like the picture up.
It's like a put a bunch of balloons on my Johnson.
That's a little better for me.
Just let you know.
The saddest cold open
Thanks a lot up.
So yeah, we'll
We'll deal with it then.
But number one at the box office
Surpassing
Expectations, another big one for Sony.
Bad Boys ride or die
coming in $56 million.
Color me surprised, man.
I was...
Yeah.
Only a few mil...
I think the last one
opened at like, like that, like that, so not far off from the opening, big franchise, you know, he's like a bona fide movie star.
And now he's gotten, you know, we've been talking about him for so much, so long because of the whole wife mouth thing, you know?
Yes, yes, also known as the slap, but yes, the wife mouth thing.
This is, Eric, how about this?
This is the biggest R-rated opening for a motion picture.
you guessed it, upy, look at that.
that's a lot,
almost an entire calendar year,
it's pretty cool.
you're gonna make it in this one too or not, not so much.
Yep, yep, okay, good.
Oh, wow.
I must have gone to the bathroom on that one.
Oh, Stinger scene, dude.
Stingers.
Oh, of course.
Setting her up to be Marcus Burnett's lost child.
And of course we know that Deadpool
will be the new R rating
to throw this one as well.
It'll likely surpass, yes.
I mean, it's all like,
this is all from before. These are before. These are before. This is all from before. I, like, like, like,
I, I, I, I'm not sure if we're doing them anymore. Like, of that size. How can you ever match that? I don't like the movie, but, like, I don't know if we're ever going to get back to that. Ever. Match it. Match it in what way? Box office. Box office, for sure. The scope of it. The lead up to it. Like, yeah.
Everybody was waiting for it's just, like that.
It's just never going to say, I just can I just more of it, because more of it is real than not Furiosa kind of topped it in that scope.
I mean, I mean, yes, Endgame's a big movie in a lot of ways, but like it's a fucking warehouse in Atlanta for like a decent chunk of that motion picture.
If you're talking about quality, of course not.
I mean, that's bullshit.
End game fucking sucks, but like.
Well, I just mean like the physical scope of the movie, like you're watching more real stuff in Furiosa.
Steve said, I like Edgame.
It's okay to like a movie.
I don't think that's okay to like a
But it's also
No other time in cinema
Has there ever been
To 12 different commercials
That are full-length movies
For your big movie.
So yes, that's never going to happen again
And it shouldn't
Because that's a very tedious way to plot
A film enterprise.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you also go to space, I forget.
no she does not okay uh and that's uh, okay. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
I will be buying that movie on four K in, uh, three and a half weeks. I don't, Jesus.
Tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow's coming out. I don't know. When, when is the max premiere, you know,
I'm sure they're bumping the date up. Jesus Christ. Uh, but yes, bad boys ride at I,
56 million. The, uh, sixth largest Will Smith opening of all time. Um, oddly premium large
format, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, um, uh, uh, uh,
but I'm ex.
I'm not in I'm ex.
I'm gonna, um,
formated about it.
I just like seeing big movies on the biggest screen possible kind of a thing.
Uh, so I shelled out the extra scratch.
But if you're, you know, weighing whether or not to just see it in a, you know,
Dolby kind of PLF, uh, regal RPX sort of screen or just regular, you know,
laser cinema projection, you don't need to see it in the whole McGilla with IMAX.
I saw it was coolby. I mean, I mean, see it was a big screen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice. Yeah. Very loud movie. I see someone in the chat pointing out, uh, no way home did very well in, uh, 2, 2021. And because everybody knew that Andrew Garfield and Toby McGuire were. Because we've had so many Marvel movies that now you're nostalgic for like Spider-Man 2. You're the one from, yeah, 20 years.
X-Men. That's why
is going to do well, because now everyone's got
nostalgia for these movies.
they've been going on since you were born.
Yeah. It's been 20 years
of, or, I mean,
is it, it's 20-something for X-Men, right?
Or is it almost 30?
24?
24,000. Yeah. Summer
2000, yeah.
2000.
2000.
2000. X-Men,
2000.
Interesting thing, though, one last thing about
bad boys.
um, um, um, um, um, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, I, I, um, I, I'm, and, and I'm, and word of mouth and, and whatever.
Bad boys kind of prove that this shit is not a science at all, because for the Friday night, 72% of the
ticket sales for its, it's, it's official opening day, uh, were, were walkups or, or bought that
day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, kind of, kind of weird to think about it. I mean, kind of, kind of weird to think. Yeah. Well, doesn't that? Well, doesn't that suggest that that was an older audience because it's the older people who are going to show up and not not deal with the prepay and not deal with the fucking computers and phone and all that shit? I mean, that makes sense. Because again, we'll,
Smith. It's fucking Will Smith. And Martin Lawrence, I got to get a comedy. I think he's going
comedy-wise this year. Right. Yeah. It was the first time. Wow. There were selling tickets on
the television. And it was like, they were selling tickets on the television. The TV sold
me something. That's pretty cool. I remember his one of his, whatever the stand-up
special was after that like the health problem collapsed, but he,
had a really
he had a really funny bit about that. That's
I remember being like,
Martin Lauren's stand up is still
funny. I mean, there is the
one where he's wearing that
it's not a leather jumpsuit, but it's like a leather
baseball jersey. And he
is sweating the entire and I'm like, that's going to
give you fucking health problems, dude.
Drink some water. You so crazy?
Is that what that is? Yeah, yeah.
I was the first one that really got him a lot of attention.
I remember that, yeah. Yeah.
It's a great tradition of wearing a leather
jump suit a la Eddie Murphy and just like you got to do it. I mean, I can barely fucking
on stage. Those lights are hot. I don't know how these gentlemen are doing it. I don't know.
Well, first of all, better shape than us. Sure. That's for sure. But just like, yeah, the willingness
to sweat like that. I don't, I don't approve of that. So that's the box office. We'll see what's
going on. We do have a bunch of stuff to review today. So we want to get to it. But we have
some announcements. And I think one that we saw in the chat from our good
friend Felipe Sabrero got in way early to make sure, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
was right at the top. Uh, so Eric Siska, tell us about what you were doing this
weekend. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. So, um, I invested just some startup capital in a
movie theater in Hudson, New York. I, this is very much not, not my enterprise. It's, it's,
it's my friends, Mike and Diana, story screen cinema in Hudson, New York. I'm helping them out a
little bit and I'm excited too, because I believe in movie theaters and I think we should all go to
them. Go to
to this one. Yes, yes.
Yes, New York.
It's opening June
That's this next Friday
This Friday, rather. This Friday
It's open. And let's see. What are we
playing? Oh, my God.
This movie of the year I think you're playing. I think
I saw the TV glow. I saw the TV
glow is playing. Tuesday is playing
Inside Out 2 is playing.
They would not, they would not allow
me to play Kung Fu Panda for
So now you're going to start
And I don't like it
I don't like you do you do
Why can't you do a retrospective of film
That came out earlier this year?
It wasn't the past, it happened
But there's also
For a little repertory
There's Twister, you know, the 90s
Twister
I will say about that really quickly
By the way, just props to Universal
Letting Theater's book
Repertory Screenings of the 1996 Twister
getting people excited for the shit,
like Warner Brothers and that fucking
good on universal for doing that.
yes, absolutely. I know it's
but if you're a horror person
and you're in upstate New York
next Friday, the 21st,
in a violent nature will be at this
theater. There are great
concessions beer. You can get
beer there, you can get, there's
pizza, there's popcorn, there's tons
and tons of stuff and world
class pinball arcade. We've
got amazing titles there use promo code show an old person and eric will give you try it old man oh fuck i like that for the address and more
information go to story screen presents dot com slash theater it is funny theater in america not in european
eric's not saying he actually had a condition to putting his money in is that you actually had to give
older people had to pay more money. There could not be any discounts. No, no, no, no, no, no. In reality, it's just something cool my friends were doing and I wanted to help them out and get this started. I don't book the movies. I don't do any. I, you know, I write the chat. I just, I sit back and I say, good job. I love it. I love it. Very cool. Very, very proud of you, dude. You're doing fucking the Lord's work out there.
Putting my money where my mouth is because I've been, because I'm not one of these people online going,
I'm scared of movie theaters.
We're investing in them.
Let's go.
Let's make it a thing again.
Yeah, very, dude.
Speaking of your mouth
and all of our mouths.
It was the best
transition I could come up with
not have a ton of coffee yet today.
But we are happy to announce.
We have the summer.
We hate movies.
Live digital worldwide
experience happening
that's right,
get ready for this shit.
your schedule.
July 18th,
we are talking about
of the all-time
action movies.
Holy hell.
Philippe did a really
great job on this art.
I truly love that
I was deemed worthy
to be Sandy.
I think that's great.
Philippe, I do have to say
I am sad you did not
give me the,
oh, I'm cooked face.
I really was hoping.
Yeah, I need that one.
I kind of was wishing
I would get it.
that's awesome. I will confirm. I will confirm that's exactly what my chin looks like. I'm never
I'm not what I would look like. That's what I would look like if I didn't dye my hair. Some of the
mustache would still be blonde. Oh yeah. But yes. Tickets are out for this by the way. Yeah. You can go right now
moment.com slash we hate movies. You can go there at this very moment them tickets are on sale.
And sometimes people are like, oh, you know, it's like it's expensive the day of the show.
early bird tickets
you got no excuse.
in now. Take on
after party. We're going to be
after the show having some beers
laughs. It's the same week
the Twisters comes out so you're going to go
yon-de-bant crazy that week. Everyone's
when we watch the speed thinking about yon-de-bon
anyway. So now watch
watch speed and then watch us talk about it.
That's right. Yes. So Thursday,
July the 18th,
p. Our rad thing. Our friends at moment have made some adjustments. How about this? We know a lot of folks. You're like, oh, I always want to like get in on the action, but I'm working that night or I live somewhere where the timing's just craziness. Completely understand it. And generally, there was a seven day window where you'd be able to get that replay. Guess what? Our friends at moment have come through big time here. That seven day window has now expanded 14 days, a full two weeks, ladies and gentlemen, to get this replay.
that's right john in the back room said you could only do it for seven days but we thought i was like john's like you can't do that that's illegal but we said no we're gonna do 14 days people no crummy crumbies only the good stuff yeah that's it
i'm kind of okay i this crazy steve bit was much more crazier than crazy larry i will say this is much better uh but there will be no crummy crumbies
on the show. It's a fucking all-time classic movie. We're just so excited to go through it. And yes, we're bribing. We're vibeen. We're answering your cues. It's going to be a really good time. Loser. It gets dirtier. It gets a little bluer. It gets nasty. And that after party, you're going to want to check it out.
It gets nasty. You wouldn't believe how nasty. It goes.
Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's close to the microphone.
phone kind of nasty. We're going to be
we're going to be all. We're going to be
we're going to be doing speed as well
during that. Oh shit. Yeah, that's
who's hard explodes first.
Find out July 18th.
Yeah.
So there you go. I'm very excited about that.
Also, I did
miss one thing, acknowledge the folks that
participated in the Patreon poll this weekend
as to where
bad boys would
line up. And
most folks thought it was going to
underperform Captain Howard's death tape
was the category there. But Marcus
Burnett's
put-upon family was the sweet spot. There you go. There you know. There you know. There you know. There you know. There you know. There you know. So, we got some stuff to review here. First up since we were just talking about it. I believe this is just a me and Chris Cabin. Bad Boys Ride or Die in theaters now, as we said, directed of course by Adelaal returned for this one. Chris Cabin,
can I safely say that both of us
was pleasantly surprised by this motion picture
I mean it's definitely
than the last one for
huge and it might
might be better than the first one
I'm not I have a
two is your tops two is the top just because
it's everything bay it's like
throw it all in there he's just doing
the thing I'm happy for him to be doing
his thing are we ignoring
that whole stupid team we set up in the last
one no we're doing they did
a smart thing
They killed them at the start
They all got them at the start
It was McRuburned side spot
We didn't do that
We narrowed it down
There's two of them now
Charles Melton is gone
I mean he's a star now
After May December I assume he's just like
No thank you I'm fine
They didn't even say like
Oh Charles Melton is off
He got transferred
I don't even acknowledge it
No one cared anyway
On the way to his home planet
It's just Vanessa Hudgens
And the white guy
Oh, those are the computer guy. Those are the two, I honestly, I honestly, because the first one I think is the first one, but this one, what happened? What could have possibly, what did they learn between those things? And the thing that would show what they learned, no one can fucking see. Like that's gone. Like the thing that actually shows, like would actually show what is the, what did they learn from that? Did they get something exciting?
from back girl. I can't see it. But this is definitely, to your point, Andrew,
it was definitely a hundred percent. I thought the action was really great. I think they really,
Adelaal, have a much stronger handle on the, all the drone action, which I didn't hate the first
time around. And I am not opposed to really impressive drone flight paths in action stuff. I think it can
be really awesome if used professionally and this movie nails all of that. I was bumming about the, you know, the non-myaminess of it all. Like, it's just Atlanta everywhere besides establishing shots, which is a bit of a bummer because with those Bay movies, Miami was just as much a character as, as Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. So that does kind of suck. But the movie is staying in Miami through the whole thing. We ain't fucking going to Cuba and committing a, you know,
international
there's
there's zero paranormal
although which shit is gone
like oh yeah that which blah blah
which which which which which
which shit are you referring to
the witch shit
which which which which which which which which is that
the weird at the end of the
oh I okay now yeah I'll be over here on first
until this bit is got your ass
I uh, I, I, I, I, I, uh, I, I, uh, I, I, I, uh, I, I, I, I, uh, I, I, I, I, I mean,
I mean, Bay's influence, he's also shows up in the movie, uh, God bless. Oh, look, looking very fucking
catchers middy these days. My man's got to stay out the sun. He's been in a, move back from
the beach a little bit, buddy. Um, I think this movie does a much better job at making you,
give a shit about Mike and Marcus in a way that the third movie, because it's so obsessed
like setting up that team and making sure you care about every classic member of that team
and whatever.
This movie is back to the two of them doing what they do best.
And I have to say, look, maybe it's like humbleness coming out of the slap or knowing
that like this was the shot to start rebuilding its core.
Whatever it is, whatever happened to get will.
to give the performance he does in this one,
the better because it is a,
is a while the movie's not,
up its own ass about the seriousness of it all.
Will Smith is genuinely funny in this movie,
in ways that like really sort of take you,
he's got some like facial expressions and some deliveries that he's
gotten this movie that I was like, haven't seen that in 20 years.
So it just knows how to key into all the things that made these
movies exciting that that third movie just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just,
right. Speaking of that, I mean, I think it had to be on his mind while it was happening, because at the
climactic moment, the thing that makes him get back in the game is he gets slapped. That's sort of,
that's, that's how the ending, like, starts really cooking is he gets slapped across the face a couple
times. Three times by Martin
it's a really like we're not
doubles. I had no idea. That's
I had no idea they would address it and that's
beautiful. It is beautiful. It kind of you know
because I think you're right like you had to do it in some
way and the way that they found out how to do it is kind of the best
way to do it. I thought it was very funny. They corrected also
I think one of my biggest issues with the franchise in general is like
you always get them bickering constantly at each other and it's like
always to like fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
you, non-stop.
I'm like, the smartest thing.
The smartest thing they're not
is, he is not on that shit anymore.
He is completely, like, he's positive.
He wants to, like, really, like, enjoy life.
They fucking take Teresa Randall away.
I don't know what that was about.
That sucks because Teresa, the character in this movie
has quite a bit to do.
I mean, I loved how they basically make,
not to spoil it too much,
but they make Martin Lawrence become
Jeff Bridges' character in Fearless.
Yeah.
It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's something it doesn't have it's it doesn't have it doesn't I mean I've made fun of it here I think when we did the trailer reaction for it all the stuff with Captain Howard and the video like it's fine because it's very short okay it just it sets up the movie we're not constantly going back to the videotape or anything like that um the second tape like ah say you do you did they don't god damn but it's not no it's
It's like a, the first thing is like, you have to prove to me that it's you getting this
and not the crooked cop movie. It's a crooked cop movie. Be kind. Rewind when you're done.
Rewind me.
But yeah, it's a total recommend for me.
The fact that there is a whole ass Batgirl movie that I will never see.
But I had to watch Ezra the scourge of the 50th State Miller.
fucking flash movie. It's an outrageous. It's an outrageous situation. I mean,
like, like, like, like, like, like, like, somebody up everything they possibly can.
Somebody needs to investigate that, dude. I think that there's, there might be a springtime
for Hitler situation going on. I don't know, like, like, if I, if I tank the fucking, if I tank
this stock as much as I possibly can.
Can I can I make some money?
Yeah, that's a good reminder.
That's a,
Definitely, is it
It's a full-throat to recommend for you, Chris Gavin?
Oh, I enjoyed it. I would say go see it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, pleasantly surprised.
It's a good big screen movie, and thankfully, you know,
we're the fourth movie in,
sometimes this shit changes.
Like, it is still rated R.
We are still swearing up and down that movie.
People are getting shot to shit.
Really great action deaths and everything.
Oh, um, um, um, um, um, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, so.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's back. Uh, it was nice seeing Eric Dane, like, who is not going to do anything but TV,
probably for the rest of his life, just like, ham it up as a villain. That was nice.
Give him a little something. Made a good movie villain, man, uh, I have to say. So anyway, yeah, uh, recommends all
around for that now. Kick over, uh, to the other. We went from the idiot screen to the idiot box.
talk about something that's just on television
Disney plus the new Star Wars program
now we don't have any
up for this of course it's not coming to be the next
too old for this shit but we wanted to just give our first
impressions about the first two Epps
because it's the only thing that's aired
we'll go to Dr. Star Wars to kick us off here
Mr. Cisco I you know I was very
worried about this because I think Assoca might be the worst
TV show ever made
so bad did not see it
I like this.
I'm really enjoying it's globetrotting.
We're not stuck on Tatooine again.
Yeah, you, you know, I love, I love keeping it going with, yes, twins, there's always an evil one.
There's always an evil one.
Yep.
Yep.
I like the Jedi cop stuff, the procedural kind of element of that, assassinations.
It's fun.
I've been enjoying it.
Yeah, it's, I watched a, I've,
finished watching the second episode last night. The second episode, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
, uh, uh, uh, uh, I am enjoying the procedural, uh, nature of it. I think it's really
cool. I think a menless Denberg, they give her a good, uh, opportunity to hear to stretch out playing,
you know, the two characters, uh, May and, and OSHA, the twins here. Um, one, you know,
is a enraged evilish person and the other one is very much not. And, uh, yeah, she gets, she gets to do two
different performances, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um,
um, um, um, so it's cool to see him in something finally. Although I got to say,
the Korean guys playing Jedi soul, like, okay. I mean, fine, but I, you know, I see it there,
Disney. Right. Yeah. It's looked at a map and just wrote it down, I guess. He's good and
it. I've been enjoying him in it. I've enjoyed the show, uh, to get a little spoilery here, just
if you're a little nervous
about spoilers, especially in the second episode.
We got a Star Wars suicide,
that's never happened before.
No one's taken their own life
in a galaxy far, far away.
I like that.
I do
and I think I do like
the procedural element of it. I like the
mystery. I'm a little bummed, again
being spoilery, that it seems like
Carrie Ann Moss is out of this show.
She was the most engaging. She was like half
the reason I tuned in. I agree.
Oh, wait. In the first series
It's like I get we're doing
It's like I get we're doing a scream
It's a little disappointing
Yeah, I'm just sort of like
I wonder about this show
It doesn't matter but it kind of does
This it takes place a hundred years before
It was Phantom Menace 100 years, 100 years
It doesn't feel like that
And I mean honestly
Star Wars has never been good at that
The prequels don't feel like that they're earlier
Than the original movies
And this just feels like it's just regular
Star Wars time to be kind of cool to pinpoint that it is 100 years like, like, like, like, like
I agree. Like, like, oh, you know, they're developing hyperspeed or so, you know,
right.
I think what they're doing is just like, we're going to make Star Wars, just that Star Wars, you know,
the same great product. But now that you don't have to worry about, you don't have to piss your
pants about what, well, Anakin wouldn't stand that way or whatever, you know.
I agree, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, yeah, you know, I think it's good to, you know, is Mace Windu going to show up? I'm curious if Yoda's going to show up, but we'll see.
Oh, my God, he might have a little fucker. He always gets in. You know, it's a thing. I had the thought last night, especially thinking about like, yeah, it's supposed to be kind of like old in times and whatever.
I wish they would take it.
I wish Disney, this may be, this may be,
Disney, this one's, you know,
set, you know, you know, before everything else that we know already,
take a note from the Peanuts movie and make it look kind of shitty.
Yeah.
Like that Peanuts movie, it came out and I remember sitting in a Q&A with the
animators and they said, you know, we didn't want it to be super polished
because Peanuts as a property isn't polished.
Like the drawings are kind of janky, those fucking animated,
specials all get out. And they intentionally made the movie look a little janky. They like, like,
and it's kind of a little stuttery and whatever. Just look back at that 1970s filmmaking and just be like,
yeah, let's make it look kind of shitty. Like it's too polished looking. There's no stylish there. It's like they
had to check all the boxes about like the Disney Plus style guide. Streaming. Like streaming always has
to do that. Like we get rid of texture. Like the most one of the most important things about watching
a movie. Looking at textures. This is incredibly important.
important and they just don't care about them for the streaming stuff. I think, you know, I like the first two episodes. I was engaged. I was following the story pretty easily. The action was all good. Boy, somebody's been watching Shaw Brothers. Uh, yeah. Yeah. I've been saying it for years on here. Just make Star Wars Shaw brothers because those plots are the same. It's like you're not doing the force the way my master does. So I'm going to destroy your dojo. Oh, God, now you destroyed my dojo. I'm going to go kill your master.
I don't believe your I don't believe your I don't believe your I don't believe your yeah yeah yeah I mean it's it's good I it's certainly I'm still like the taste of Rise of Skywalker is still like on my mouth it's just it won't go away so like I need you go to the dentist dude that might be a tongue problem or something I went twice nothing worked it's just like all these TV shows like even and or which I like again like yeah I'm very interested to see how this goes like my
I've never disliked
I've never disliked one of
I've got to
like maybe Bobafet
but like I knew I was cooked
with Ashoka from episode one
to be fair I have not seen Asoka
you and Steve are very smart
but that's the thing
skipped right over it why this is good
I mean the three I think the three best
series I mean I'm going to count this so far
we'll see how it goes but Andor and Obi-one
I did like and what do they have in common
no cartoon guy.
No, no filoni. No, no faloney in
No polony in this. This is why it's good
So far. It's also not pre-existent. I mean, like we've gone on with it.
It's not pre-existing lore. Right. Not just constantly referencing the thing.
And of course, I'm sure as Steve suggested, we're probably going to see somebody
and it's probably going to be coming into that. I don't think they can help themselves on that level.
Yoda or Chubacca, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, I'd be happy to see, hey, I would have to see it, hey, I would be happy to see it, hey, it would be that great thing with, like, uh, you always see on the Muppet show when they're, like, throwing puppets all over the place, like that, just the Yaddle puppet just gets fucking rocked against the wall, those, all this four sex.
Big handsome Charlie Barnett is just fucking plowing Yaddle. I think he plays, what's his name?
master uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, he's like, uh, uh, uh,
, he's like the kind of, uh, super handsome Jedi dude that keeps doing
everything wrong with the yellow lightaber.
Yeah, and his name, Yord Fandar, where, we're, you're looking for the Shire
pal? Yeah. Yeah.
To the Lord of the Rings with that name. Yeah. Um, well, Daphne Keene's character is just
Jackie. That's not, it's like Jackie Lahn or something. You know, I'm fine with that.
Because it's like Luke and, you know, they just, yeah, no, exactly. We're going
have a Michael and a Mick and a Jeffrey soon enough.
fun when they put in a regular name.
But also, like, like, like, but also,
charlie barnet's character there, it's just
Ford Yandar, which would also
work, you know, working in a car thing
there. It sounds like an electric car.
That's cool.
Ford Yandar. I, uh, I'm excited
about this wookie, uh, this force wookie.
Uh, let's see where it goes.
Uh, it just, yeah, we'll see.
I think it's cool so far. We did do a Gleap glossary entry on low,
low baca, which was a force sensitive wookie. You can hear that on our
and it didn't turn out so well, we'll see how it goes for this. Because now that I see it on
screen, it looks cool. When I read it in a book, it sounded stupid. There you go. Now folks at home,
I know we have a lot of talented fans out there and everything. I said this to you guys last
night after I finished the episode. Someone please get the video from that second episode and just
the final scene with the
put it to the stone cold
because I'm telling you
will just sink so perfectly.
this dude just lumberes out
that's fucking that wookie's music
and he's just laying wasted dudes.
It was a really cool little
teaser for what's to come.
You don't get too much of him in that second episode.
That wookie his name is Kelnaka.
Cal Naka.
The same dude that was playing Chewy, right?
Jonas
Jonas or Jonas
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, um, um, um, so I think it's
that that dude is now like the go-to wookie actor, I think that's kind of neat.
I forget the, oh, yeah.
I forget the end of the, does he drink a beer and smash it on his head?
Yeah, he does.
No, but I swear to God.
I swear to God, Chris, if episode three starts with this dude just like, oh, that was a lot
of ass kicking and he's chugging some sort of space drink, I will.
count this is the great or if he does the middle finger backwards.
cold used to love to do.
A little fact check in the chat.
Michael, there were inquisitors in the animated stuff first.
Sure.
I think they were also in the new video games and there's stuff in this that it feels really just
pulled out of those video games like the droid like talky little droids that are attached
to you.
Oh, the little pocket guy.
Yes.
That's right out of the video game.
I will accept.
a video game things, because I'm never
about that shit.
100 years, like, like, like,
I'll remember stuff because I like the, not the
Faloni version, but the, was it
Tardikovsky?
Stone Wars. I really liked that
animated, but like, so I've heard about that
lore for forever. So, but the video game
lore, I'm never going to know. So, you know what?
Load up on that shit. Sure. All that
that. I also want to give
props to Mani Jacinto as
cameer. I like good, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um,
he fits in so perfectly for that. I was a big fan of him from the good place.
I think he's a very funny comedic actor. And he's doing a little bit of the year,
but it's also like, you're playing kind of like a scumbag too, dude. And he, he's able to
to nail that perfectly. I'm excited. I hope he sticks around. Uh, he totally ruled. But yeah,
I will be, I will be tuning in, man. I was pleasantly surprised. And yeah, just,
please just hear us let's let's do
let's do a fucking our lips to god's ear
Disney I don't want to see Yoda I don't want to see
Chubbock let us just fucking have this piece of real estate
not beyond the same park property
as the rest of that shit unless you have sex
with her yes
you could put your adle in there if there's a
sure a fun soul is being
brought in front of the council you know who's going to be
sitting fucking front and center
yeah no absolutely wait what
Oh, guys.
Oh, oh, guys.
Oh, oh, the kid, the kid, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
the kid, uh, in the back, uh, excuse me.
Yeah, the intern, oh, okay.
You don't, you don't got a kid?
No, I don't know, I thought we all had kids in the back room, a little
interns, no, I birthed it nine months ago, ran away.
I got it. Uh, well, no, the, the, uh, the, the intern just came and told me we got a special
exclusive clip from the third episode.
of, so we don't we don't we don't we don't we have to come out this.
We got a little teaser clip here.
Very cool.
Let's play the clip.
How about this?
So we got, it's cute up.
All right, yeah, here we go.
Yeah, this is a clip from this week, episode three of the acolyte.
Let's take a look.
Serveza grisal, a kid's fucking fired.
You're out of here.
You're not getting school credit for that.
I'll tell you right now.
Your ass is grass.
young man with these
that's the new Rickroll
anyway but yeah so those
we should say not going to be
weekly updates about this on here but we
will be recapping the rest of it
on Gleap Gloucestry of Star Wars
Story is that right Eric? Yes we you know
we've done a wrap up for
I think we did Asoka and
Andor on the Gleap Glossary
just contained within an episode
about one of the characters featured
there within I don't know if we're going to have an
entry for one of these people, but we will address this in some way, gleepe glossary, let's say that, five times
when, when it concludes, absolutely. So look forward to that, Patreon.com slash we hate movies.
Now, one more little review to toss in before we get on our way this fine week with Steve Sadek and I,
we're at the movies separately, but equally disappointed in the Watchers.
Plural
And we'll
Steve
We'll say up front Steve
In a bad way enough to make this one of the years
Anyone hoping for January
Let's put the kibosh on that right
It's not no it's pretty dull
I mean I think it's really dull
You're just in that little room for a while
And then
You know a little bit of a spoiler
Someone's like hey let's look underneath the fucking carpet in the room
We've been stuck in for fucking eight goddamn months
but that that bothered me a lot.
I'm not going to spoil what the
what the watchers are.
is it is a dull
just a dull enterprise. You find out kind of
pretty early on kind of what they are.
The rules change a couple different times to allow
for ladder twists to exist
and it's
kind of whatever I just
it's and you have to talk about the depotism
and Ishaana Naichamalan
is oh, thanks
sort of, I know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, like, I'm, like, like, like, like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, it's not even that. It's not even like, oh, that got her a meeting. He financed the movie. He is a
cinematography does a lot of her a lot of the actors. I don't think there's really great sequences of the movie.
which is sort of a director for a director. There is a lot of clunky writing which is the Shyamalan brand but it's like not saved by the other pieces which usually it is.
It's very weird to like direct a major like New Line Cinema movie. Oh yeah. At age 23 or whatever.
Exactly. When all the other directorial credits you have are six.
episodes of your father's television
and here's another curse. What was that? She was
she did. Which people like, I've not seen it.
I like the pilot was really good.
This was cursed from the start and this is
M-night, you should sat her down and been like, you gotta film it
in Pennsylvania. That's the secret sauce.
You can't go to Europe. You can't go to Europe.
Huge mistake. And it's because it's like
banking on the, the craze from, you know, the craze from, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
or like, uh, and it's fine, whatever. But like, it just, like the worst of M. Knight movies, uh,
it just gets so far up its own ass being concerned about this world that it's building in
the mythology. And like, let's just go to ambiguity town. How about that? Can we just, like,
not spell out everything? Like, this is, I sour on it more with each
passing day at this point. I saw it on Friday morning. But like, like, like, like,
25 minutes of the most worthless final 25 minutes. What a disastrous third act. Like,
the movie reaches a completely fine endpoint to which you could be like, hey, okay, a not great
directionless, whatever 85 minute movie. Yeah. But then it just goes on for another 20 plus
minutes of like another movie. You're just like, and you're like, no, and you're like, and all it is,
just really stretching out that explanation. Does everybody get it? Do we got to keep going? Should there
be another 10 minutes here? Should be another fucking senior? Like, it just kept going. And I was like,
guys, the movie was over. The movie was over. And just, just what a fucking duktastrophe of a third act.
Exactly. I mean, like, hey, look, it's, it's, it's her first feature.
maybe she has great stuff, who knows?
but it's difficult.
your first feature can also, you know what I mean?
just, like a little tiny guy.
It's just, it's so weird to your point, Eric,
that it's this major motion picture with all this fair fair.
They should have,
they really should have dubbed this guy in February,
a little, done everybody a fucking favor
and just not this big June release on,
it just puts a huge,
ugly spotlight on a pretty bad movie.
was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was he wasn't know and the funny thing was like certain that this was a universal movie even after seeing like i was making all the lower third graphics yesterday and i had like universal all over it and then i was like oh wait a second no it's warner brothers so i i don't know if there was a split or whatever but it also just seems like you know to the points we're making it like it just seemed like
a movie that he didn't want to
like let someone else
that's the weirdest one's the movie
if she had directed like I don't know
a romance or an action movie or even like a
full on sci-fi movie like
then I'd be like oh cool what does this woman have to say
but it's like it's so similar
to her father's work that
aside from you know it being
worse it feels like
another Shyamalan movie and it's like
young to be her own person at this point
I will say, 23. I will say, I did think Dakota Fanning, it's, it's nice seeing her kind of come back to movies. This was an interesting performance. I mean, the people in it are fine.
Jordanita Campbell is fun as the other, as the other lead, the co-lead there. And I also like the woman playing the older lady from Mandy. What's her name, Alwyn something or other?
Yes, I believe she's either
Orie or four Ears it's a tough Irish
She's cool, I think, she's got like a little bit of a grandma death vibe going on
So that was kind of neat but just overall
It's just a huge a huge misstep and you know I wish her no ill will
I hope she gets another one another chance to do something
And you know maybe just like in the funny thing is I mean
Scope-wise, it is a
It's just ridiculous
It's just ridiculous that Warner Bros. If you have this movie
I have seen Shudder, I feel like that
instantly adjusts the expectation for what
the movie is going to be.
And it could be a little more successful that way.
If Warner Brothers is like looking at the,
I mean, I don't know when this went into production,
but I assume we had already been seeing
the Zavlov effect of everything going to complete shit.
So maybe it was just like,
We need somebody.
Let's something to fucking to fucking,
Let's something to fucking,
come on, we need something to bring people back here.
It doesn't seem like it did that.
No.
Listen, folks.
Another one on the board for Zavlov.
Good for him. Yeah, we need as many
names as possible here. We're about to fucking run
George Miller's name through the mud with Furiosa.
So we've got to get another one here. We can ruin.
But yeah, it's a skip for both me and Steve
here, I feel. But that is going to
do it for this week. We're hitting the top of the hour here.
We got to start wrapping it up.
The content is coming.
The family is overflowing,
just to recap from last week.
It was Bobby Zemeckis week here at the Homestead.
We had What Lies Beneath for We Hate Movies?
That was a lot of fun.
And then we capped off the week
with a good Bobby Z movie,
Back to the Future three for We Love movies.
Both of those on the Patreon in one way or another here.
Now, we also have coming up this Tuesday,
um, um, by the way. Um, by the way. Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um,
and it's tomorrow, hours away, hours away. And it, as such, it is a reminder.
I have to fucking, uh, quickly eat a sandwich and then, and then get my buns into the
editing room so we can release Dick Tracy. That's right. This was, uh, you know, the funny thing
about this was I was expecting a lot of backlash from folks. Like, we can't believe you're doing
that. So many people are like, we've hated this fucking. I was like, hey, okay. Like, we,
I think we all come in a little softer on it
there, but there was some real vitriol out there.
So you can catch that, of course, ad free on the Patreon
at the $8 level in Epic, but you've got beef with commercials.
But this week is jam-packed, y'all, because on Thursday,
it is a once-in-a-lifetime month here on the Patreon.
So we are finally releasing the notorious B.A.G.
Brian Us and Green himself, starring with Nicole Tom,
an unwed father.
Ooh.
Which is basically
If David Silver
If David Silver
If David Silver
That's this movie
Well I was avoiding that
I mean but yes
She did also play Sue Scanlan
But you know
This was in 1997
I got no idea what David Silver was doing on that season
In 902 one
That's good point
Only Steve knows
I'll never tell
He goes to Oklahoma
and bang Sue Scanlan and they have a baby and this is the motion picture. I'll never tell. Speaking of Dakota fanning, that don't say a word is to stay tuned. We won't be ragging on the late Britney Murphy, but man, that's a fucking bad movie with some bad Michael Douglas. Anyway, we are closing out the week with a animation damnation all about men in black, the animated series, which was.
Ha ha ha ha ha, right?
All right,
Look into this.
I wish we could forget that this cartoon existed
Yeah, that is what's going on
in the WHMU
So be sure to head over to patreon.com
slash we hate movies
Where you can get all that good stuff
But that's going to do it this week
As always, thanks for tuning in folks
Either watching live here
Or if you're getting the audio-only version later
And remember, July 18th,
the summer worldwide,
is happening. We're talking about
of the all-of-time, great-classic speed.
be a whole lot of fun there. Do not think
for a second, we fucking dislike
this movie or we'll be critical of it in any way.
It's going to be a lot of fun. The last
excellent Dennis Hopper performance.
Honestly, yeah, built
into the movie here. I mean, if people
are really crazy about Land of the Dead, I don't
want to, you know, get in your
bad side. But sure. Yes,
I think probably the last great one.
But tickets are available now. Moment.
CO slash we hate movies. Check it out. Let's do speed together. That's right. But that's doing it for
on-screen live this week. Until next week, folks. I've been Andrew Jupin. Stephen Sadek. Eric Siska. Chris
Cabin. Have a good week. Bye-bye.
I'm