We Hate Movies - S14: On-Screen Live 9.11.23 Telemarketers, TMNT: Mutant Mayhem, the Weekend Box Office & more!

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

On the season premiere of On-Screen Live, the guys are back and better than ever to chat about the weekend box office, react to the trailer for David Fincher's The Killer, and discuss some of their memorable watches of the summer, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, The Last Voyage of the Demeter, and the amazing Telemarketers! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month—with the all-new AD-FREE We Hate Movies starting at the $8 level and up! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, Forrest the Universal Soldier, and 'Jack Kirby' designs!

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and I'm going to be the I'm going to be on Whoa, everybody. My name is Andrew Jopin. We're so gosh, happy to be back broadcasting into your fine homes or office spaces or the backseat of your car. Wherever you are finding us right now, we are happy to be with you. If you're joining us for the first time, hey, be sure to like and subscribe below. you want to know, man, man,

you know, you know, of course, big personal congrats to my wife who is out starting a new job today. A round of applause, very excellent about that. And hey, congrats to the New York Giants for shitting the beds so fiercely, so early. I know I'm going to have a lot of available Sunday afternoons to do anything else.

We got some birthdays here to get to. really, Harry Conach Jr. Kick the tires, Big Daddy. Ludacris, Chris, of course. Ted Leo, one of the all-time great musicians, and the great Taraji P. Henson, also having a birthday this fine day. Speaking of fine people that I wish nothing but well for, let's bring in the rest of the dudes, talk about some movies. You know him, you love him. Mr. Steven Sadec. Yeah, hi. I saw a lot of flags at half mass, and I assume that's because the nun was the darkest chapter was. Is that was?

I think probably that's the case. I'm just really glad, everyone, batten down the hatches. I hope you were inoculated because Nun fever is sweeping the country. It is, dude. Yeah, I'm glad I got vaccinated. Here's one dude who's never been scared by a penguin, Mr. Eric Siska. Hello, yes.

Half-masked for the Nun. Very scary. Yes. We'll uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and it's, uh, none, that's, that's sort of like something that happened on this very day. That's, that's right. Oh, and none 11. Uh, none. Come on. All right. All right. Of all, you know, the other three six four, fucking do whatever you want. I know, I know. She stormed the cockpit. Here's someone who has respect for history. Chris Cabin. In 1996, I was hired to do a D.

D. D. D. D. The young lady, the young lady, sire the Wendy's franchise. He wanted to make her into a sea creature of some sort. What are you talking about? Several different people as they came into the water and then she gave them hamburgers. Chris, I don't even get it.

What are you? Is it the way of water, but you feed it hamburgers? is David Lynch's, is David Lynch's beautiful de laurences, that he worked in so often, you know? I bet you. I thought that was very moving, Eric. I'm sorry. No, it is very moving. And I bet David Lynch has housed a few those square cheeseburgers in his time. Oh, my God. That's a guy, man, just like his buddy there.

Oh, Lord. What's this? No, not Herzog. Harry Dean Stanton, those dudes, they're just that kind of old timer where it's like four packs a day. a thousand cheese burgers a thousand cheeseburgers a thousand, and they're still just like, skinny, totally fine. They're going to live in 93 years old. Initially, I thought you've been a four pack, like you get a four pack of cheese burgers. I'm like, they have that. Oh, I'm sure that you could find a four pack of cheese. That's what they fucking sell at White Castle.

Well, guys at age always do the same exercises that my dad did every morning. They do the crunches every morning, right? I think that makes you live till 98. I think you do that every day. you can do that. It was like the Mr. like the Mr. exercises. It's like the the rowers

Oh yeah. Get a good Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Steve, how about them giants, huh? It's miserable. It's absolutely not not even worth talking about. No, it's really not. Those sons of bitches. Were you rooting for Jack and and they took them down or what happened?

They lost 40 to nothing to the. to the hated cowboys. To the hated cowboys. I suppose. So yes. So you have to talk about anything else but that abysmal fucking loss last night. Let's do the numbers. This is highest gross. we've been enjoying our summer vacation and everything. We're back. We've already been episodes, yaddy, but the box office, well, that waits for no one. It's been chugging along. So I was happy that all this time later, at least in fifth place, we still have a familiar face, Barbie. Oh, Barb's still chugging along. Barb's still doing her thing. Coming in at fifth tier in week eight with another 5. Hey, let's just throw. That's like, man. Hey, Eric, hey, hey, hey, Eric, oh, go ahead, Chris. Well, I was going to say we have the, uh, Oppenheimer is 20 million away from dethroning Bohemian Rhapsody as the most, uh, profitable biopic ever put out. Garamush. Is that true? That is true. They're 20. So, Eric, I think you need to do a one man mission and just go see it for the rest of this week. I might go.

see it once more. You're going to go to go to go to five. I might see it's an incredible piece of Eric. Eric, I feel like, you know, because you know me, man, I'd always love to be a hanger on to history. If you go one more time, can you like do it somewhere downtown and we can go together? I want to say that I saw Oppenheimer with the Eric. Oh yeah. Of course, the number one fan. No, sometimes I just latch on to a movie and I do this. I don't know why. I think the last time was maybe the last Jedi. I probably saw five times. Once upon the time in Hollywood, you were crazy about. I did. I saw that probably at least four in the theater. Great movie. That's all. Really. And I saw Barbie twice. And I liked it better the second time. Honestly, I feel like once I was locked into what I was getting into. Yeah. Yeah.

Played so much better versus I have no idea what they're going to do with this. And yep. See you again. See them all again. I thought you had more there. But I was. I was going to totally agree with you. I either, I either I was going to be, I was going to be, maybe not entirely sours my opinion sometimes, but it's just kind of like,

I can tell that it's affecting my opinion. So I do that second time, knowing what you're getting into and it works out. I do have to ask, Eric, did you stay around for the stinger when Polly Pocket comes in and shows Barbie, the new gun that you're going to get to use in the next movie? She's a fucking eye patch up.

Melo Ramsey is a polypocket. That's what I stayed for that one. I stayed for the other one where she picks up this goop on the ground and it's like Play-Doh, what? It's moving in my hand. It's turning into something. I'll look into it. It turns it over.

Are we 100% on a Barbie sequel? Is that, has it been announced or not at all? No, okay, not at all. I would love, I mean, and again, I like that movie. fine, I just, it's such a, it's such a, it's such a, it's such a second one was, it's such a second, it's gonna fucking, it'd be weird to do a sequel. It would be very weird to be like Oppenheimer too. I guarantee you, there was a discussion somewhere of like, maybe we go in for doubles with Appie. Yeah. We could go more in depth on all the cheating he was doing. No. Yeah. Don't get in on all the fucking. Chris Cabin just cracked the code for Oppenheimer too is you show the moments that they didn't show in the movie. So it's like you show the part of the party where he's with Mrs. Holman, and then, like, like, like, you just cut to a whole new scene you didn't see before. And he's just railing her against the fucking coffee table or whatever.

So it's Alvinhyber two, raw doggen. Yeah, yeah. Lines around the block of married women, just trying to get into Api's office. And that's what in the second one, that's what Einstein whispers to him. He's like, you're enough to raw dog it. And then the whole stadium is cheering for his body count, but not the Japanese, the body count of the ladies that he's screwed. That's hat off Einstein's hat off is the sexual

That's got the Cavorca The mojo is Austin Powers Would he Our British ally Here's Fuchs Scientists from Britain who was originally from Germany And here's Austin Powers as well To help with Los Alamos

It'd be great Are you horny Matt Damon I mean. So that's number five of the box office. I've heard a lot of I'm very excited. Film from India action film. I believe it's directed by the same guy who did one of the ones you saw recently Eric downtown. Um, started with the Pathan. Pathan. I think I think this is the same director as Pathan. Amazing. I did not even know about this. Now this is on my radar. I will definitely try to make it down to the AMC Empire usually always plays Indian movies. I will try to check this one out as well. I like

on Amazon right now. Oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, it's finally streaming. Oh, cool. Camen Rider, which are both really worth your time. Which, what is it? Oh, what is it? Chin Kamen Rider. It's like Shin Godzilla and Shin Ultraman in that same vein. But so this debuted $6.2 million. Pretty decent outing. It was only on 827 screens. That's like 76. hundred per on a screen. Not too shabby. So here we go. This is another at the box office here. The first of a couple of three's. My big fact, what. What an awful poster. Like let's just take that in. Let's just. You're right, Steve. Let's just take

a minute here. That's like a bookmark on the other side. It's like, don't forget them. Well, because like I think the original was your classic like that I'm holding the door and my big families coming through. we're trying to pay homage right. Dude, look at this poster. He's looking like Rob Wrigal. With the top there. It's, well, it's like horrendous in Photoshop for one thing.

Now, Chris, how old is this? I know you probably have seen it. I have not. I haven't even, I don't think I've seen the second one. Wow. It's something at the movies. It's crazy. You know, usually when I see the movies that you're surprised I've seen, there is at least, what is it?

star power involved. We're just talking about Joey Fat one. Of course, yes. Star Wadage. I mean, like Jane Fonda's in 80 for Brady. She's not in this shit. She might have been asked to be. She might have been asked. Hollywood's least interested

and least interesting man, John Corbett. John Corbyn, which is just I will say. John Corbett. Sex and the City. Yeah, big aid in on Sex and the City and returned in the reboot this season. I'll tell you exactly where

from, come on down to Applebee, that's me, I made a trillion dollars. I believe so. I believe about this. Because Josh Lucas has been doing that for either Home Depot or Lowe's for like years now. Josh Lucas, I think, took over from Hackman for Lowe's. Yes. Yes, that sounds right. So you get that you know what? I'd prefer Josh Lucas doing that and making a living than that horrendous shark movie I watched with them. But so this was out. But so this weekend, it's back. This weekend, $10 million. They should be 100% selling that Greek flag luggage with this. Like that, that is what drew the eye on that poster was the, that beautiful piece of luggage. You're absolutely, look at that. Yeah. It's there to sign. Sorry, but it's just there to signify

that they're going to Greece. Yeah. But you know, they're not just taking one suitcase by If it's a regular suitcase, people will think you're going to or something. You need to have the Greek You got confirmation? Corbett was famously the voice of Applebee's restaurants on all their TV and radio commercials. Whoa. Dude's doing all right. You think like he goes into an Applebee's got a little riblet-shaped card and it's just like he eats for free?

Oh, man. You get Diary for free? Oh, man. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, we have to pay for it. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I'm gonna see the, uh, Chris, how is this one? The first one is okay. This is another one like, whenever this comes on max or whatever, whoever gets this, uh, I will watch it then. Yeah, because I love Denzel. I love. Yeah. Um, and seeing it's, it's cool that they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, a day, they, they, they, they, simple. Gun Denzel is not my favorite Denzel, you know what I mean, yeah. He's like, actiony Denzel. Yes, there's Gun Denzel, where it's like, here's a gun and he's gonna use it.

Yeah, I got it. I mean, that's the thing is, I think he became that with, that's what the Tony Scott journey led him to. ultimately, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's the thought, though, like, there might be, you have to look at that filmography and see if there's enough to justify it, but there might be a slight difference between, like, gun Denzel, like, this kind of movie, and then cop Denzel slash detective Denzel. Right. There's a sort of a distinction there.

She doesn't do those anymore. cop ones are mostly, he's mostly like, like, like, like, like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, like, uh, uh, uh, come in back. Like, man on, it is literally man on fire guys for the most right. Like he's John Witt. Agents. Yeah, like ex agents of some kind of yes. Government thing. Safehouse is that, uh, two. He's fucking awesome in that movie. He's got a couple of guns in that movie. He's at least two. At least two. And he can still turn on like the Oscar Denzel because that tragedy, Mcbeth, he's fucking awesome in that movie. He's great in that movie. Uh, uh, Roman J. Israel.

If nobody has seen, it is one of the best performances. The movie is not great, the night crawl, how many, how many guns does he have in there? I don't think he has any. He might have one. There's a difference. Gun Denzel goes over here. The rest of Denzel goes over there.

Yeah, I'm usually hanging out on this end. I still love Man on Fire. And a movie, me and Steve will always disagree on Deja Vu. Oh, I didn't, that's the one where time keeps rewinding or something. It's like he's watching it. TV and he like, he's like, he's like, and it's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he does have a gun, so you would have a case. You could bring it to court. I'm not saying you're going to win that case, but you can go to court with that. It's towing the line there. It's in the middle. It's like, and we need to do like a whole like Venn diagram and it can be like right on the periphery. of Dun Denzel. I think you're totally right there.

A career spanning a chart like that Denzel I think would be great. All right. So here we go. The nun to Catholic Bugaloo.

The darkest chapter of the conjuring universe. It's part of the conjuring? It's part of that. Yes, it is. Oh, yeah. That's so stupid. Why are we doing cinematic universes

for everything? Because you have to. Why wouldn't you? It's so, I got to say. So first of all, $32. $32. $32. A lot of people disagree with us.

I was thinking about, $1, $1, $1,000, to pick up. So I was, like, what's playing at the old Regal there? Because I usually do, like, see a movie and then, you know, pick up and come home. Because it's kind of a schlep. So you want to, like, make an afternoon of it. So I'm looking at the listings. And the only thing that was really there that I hadn't seen was none, too.

So on Saturday night, like Chelsea goes to bed. I'm like, oh, 97 minutes. Let me check out none 1, be prepared for if I go to pick up at the dispensary. this movie is so fucking this none 1. I got to do you right now. The nun, like the nun, here's the thing about the nun.

Somehow the nun, because the none is like the evil entity in the second conjuring movie, I believe. Which is a great movie. I am, I am HOA. Solid movie. But so then they were like, let's just, just like we did with Annabelle, let's make this a spin-off thing.

And somehow, in the, the cinematic translation from how fucking creepy was in conjuring to this movie. You're looking at the you're looking at the nun in this movie and it looks like if they parodied the nun in a contemporary scary movie. That's how fucking bad and

unscary and just like a total joke. This horror antagonism. You have a none of it. Is it about a nun that... Thank you, Eric. I would hate to stuff like that. I'm leaving now. Is it about a regular none that falls in a vatic chemicals.

no, dude, fucking wish, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, what's her younger sisters. Now it's like, Vera, yeah, Vera. Like, it's a fucking family affair in the conjuring franchise now. Love it. Um, she plays like a young woman who's like about to take her nun bows,

who is assigned to go with some fucking total nobody priest. Yeah. Check out a something. It's a priest. So, bad. The priest is uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, you, you, you know, you know, he's been, you know his face for sure. Um, I, it, the problem with that movie is, it's just like you, like, there's all these great old like Bava and Fulci movies where like

there's all these old like cheaply made like, uh, cemeteries and castles and stuff like that in the background. And that really, yes, and they create a good atmosphere and it's good cheap way of making movies moody. This is like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, uh, like, like, uh, over-polish everything. Everything looks too nice. Everything is, like, very, uh, put together and, uh, color corrected and fucking, uh, everything is dark. It's still, even back then, everything looks way too dark. But the movie itself looks so clean and touched up. It looks like fake. Like, yeah, it just looks like a really cheap ass movie. And that was the other thing. I was pretty surprised about because those conjuring movies, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know about the couple of those Annabelle movies I've seen.

The production design is all really pretty solid. This movie just, it looks like a cheap ass like made for TV. And like, of course we have a nun too because that one made like 400 million globally or something like that. And like I just don't get it, ladies and gentlemen. I'm very happy to report a lot of people in the in the chat are saying that that person's boring. We should make a movie called Priest, right? The Priest. is a horror movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he grabs the theater. Then we get the sound of thunder money. I like it. Oh, I like it. Oh, look at this. Mia in the chat is correct. Pope's Exorcist better than the nun. Absolutely. Still haven't either. Still happy. One of them has Russell Crow in it. Yes. That's the big thing. And it's the argument. That I do mean big thing. Star power right there. And oh, in that first Nunn movie and then we can we can move on with our lives. But,

Also, they definitely do they definitely do a thing where to remind you, there's just clips. Like you're seeing Lily Taylor's in the first one, right? She's the mom who approaches them. There's like a scene from that first movie where they're like given a lecture, like a slideshow thing and she's in the auditorium. And I'm like, that's just from another movie that has literally nothing to do with this. So it's not the nun begins.

It's just continuing It's no, it is because there's a thing It says like, like, Okay, got to go. But they're still just Clips of the conjuring at like the front and back of this movie. You're just, you're a TV show at that point. Yeah.

Well, yeah, that's the thing is they don't give you the skip recap button that they should be giving you at the beginning of these movies so that everybody, you always can just like, yeah, I don't remember this. I remember this. I can go past this. Yeah. As a, as a, as a, as a, as a Catholic school, I won't see the nun because I'm afraid she's going to ask you're like, hey, you're behind on your tuition. Got to talk to my mom about that.

What you could do, Steve, is take exactly how that nun looks in that movie and put her in the sketch with you that you're writing right now about it because like, it might as well be a sketch comedy character. It's so unscary and un-like, it's not unsettling. It's just settling. There's a bad costume. There's not There's not settling. I could not I was. Needless to say, I went to a closer to a round here yesterday because there's no reason for me at the theater

seeing the nun. Anyway, that's what's going around the box office. We will see as we get into the fall season here towards those end of the year movies, man. It's going to be interesting to see what's going on. But one thing that we will be talking about when it comes out for sure is, well, well, well,

a new movie from Mr. that we're going to talk about in a segment we like to call trailer segment. That's right, folks. After, you know, he was spent most of the last, whatever, how many years ago that was manking off. He's been mine hunting too.

I forgot about mine hunting. The one thing I liked on Netflix, and also bring back Mank A little more Mank dude A little more Mank for your Mank. I go back for another little little droplet of Mank there, yeah. Mank too, Hollywood Bougaloo. I like that.

Actually, I kind of want to rewatch Mank. Really? All this Mank talk is giving me thoughts. It's a very good movie. I know I'm not I don't represent the bigger opinion, I still love mank. A lot of people like mank. I don't think you're alone in that. The mother loved Mank. Oh, is that right? She did. She's like, you see that. She would call it that Mank. Which is always great. You see that Mank. Who's that Mank?

Mank. Oh, that Mank. The way they did that Mank. Oh, it was so good. Why do you think she liked is she a sucker for like Golden Hollywood kind of stuff? Yeah, I'd like the citizen caniness of it all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mom will reference that Mank quite offense. Wow, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, I'll check it out. Did she like Bill and I as Eugene Debs? Did you ask her that? I did not. Okay. Because I was really taken with that. This is, this is out in a limited theatrical release on 1027. It'll go wide in some capacity on November the 10th and then shuttle right over to Netflix. Actually, 1110 might be the Netflix date as well. So I don't, I think I may have missed. type there, but if you can catch this if you can catch this, I'm going to try to the Paris there, because Netflix owns it.

I do like the, you have to try to catch it because that's what Netflix does. It's like trying to make a jump in Mario. It's like, I'm going to run and try it. Oh, no, I missed it. It's gone. Can I, just before we watch this is a real quick story about this trailer. So whatever this was, last Thursday night, I caught a screening of the conversation

at the Paris. and fucking great, movie was pretty surprised they're doing some, like, but one of the trailers they ran and, uh, uh, after the trailer, uh, guy who programs at theater, John Vancoe,

great dude comes out and he says, I think you all just watched the, like, worldwide, uh, like theatrical premiere of this trailer because it hadn't come out yet or something. And I just went, oh, that's neat. Can I tell you when this auditorium burst into thunderous applause.

like that's surprising. that's surprising. What was what was the audience like? I would imagine skew a little older maybe. No, because here's why I think it did not for this particular screening. Dude, otherwise good thought, but it was a late show. It started at like nine, it was supposed to start at nine, ten. Grampies in bed, the little sheets up. Exactly.

So this was all. That was me. That's me. Yeah, that was all people. Yeah, like, you know, like, you know, like, like, like, like, um, so like, just that, like, cynical file ilk. Okay. Yeah. Just movie lover crowd. But like, I don't know about applauding trailers when no one's there who made the movie. Oh, no, thank you to that. No. But anyway, I don't know, maybe we'll watch this trailer and you guys will, you'll want to applaud after it. I haven't seen this yet. So we'll take a look and we'll see what my reaction is at the end. Yeah. Okay. So here. we go. By the link, the link

is the exact trailer. We're we're going to be watching folks. If you want to watch along. So we'll do this. This is David Fincher's The Killer in three two, one, go. I'm glad I remembered that we do this. I just put the link up like right now. I was like, oh fuck. I forgot

to. Okay, good. Dude, look at him, looking like fucking Bernie Lomax here. I love it. This is him gearing up to send soup back at the deli. Oh, man. Look out, Kennedy, you're fucked. That's right, That's right.

Junior. This reminds me of what was that's a Clooney American? Yes, yeah, I like that. A little movie, yeah. It's like, what do you call it there? Fincher watched that great Soderberg movie. Oh, God. What's the one with Gita Carano? Heywire. Hey, wire. Let me get that transphobe out of there and just really push up the guy.

shame about her. That was a is there's a similar, hey, is there? I don't remember. Maybe Paxton might have one. I don't think so. Oh, Arnold. Howard, look at that. Soderberg has been hyping this movie up for a year now. He's seen it like three times already. Oh, is that

right? Yeah. Simple. Oh, he's the killer. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's the killer. I am so excited for him, there we go. There we got, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we get, we got 12 seconds left, what are they gonna do? It's just, all right, then it's just, that it's just a fucking advertisement. Yeah, uh, yeah, so, you know, I think it looks really good, uh, had a really good response out of Venice, uh, some good reviews there, um, it's, why I was also kind of inspired to mention the, the American, someone else was saying that it's this, like, incredibly slow burn, like, assassin, that movie. That's pretty much that movie, right? That was a slow burn.

I love a good slow burn. Especially like a crime noir slow burn. Yeah, totally. It doesn't have to be. I mean, it's not going to be as flashy as that trailer. That's for sure. They're, they're going to Zodiac route of tricking you again. I mean, again, I love Zodiac, but I just really, very clearly,

80% of the audience opening weekend when I was there did not see that movie come and they're like, isn't this is. Where's that? Where's? Where's? They totally cut it to make it look like a horror hound movie. Of which, like, Zodiac movies have been made, like bad, direct-to-video, you know, shitty Zodiac movies. And instead, wow, what a bummer for them. They got a fucking masterpiece. This, I mean, Fincher is, he always has great trailers. Like, yes. But, like, the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo trailer is fucking I love him. I love

I love him. I wish his response to strike talk. Yeah, that would be that would be nice, but hey. Yeah, he fucking biffed that. What happened? I didn't hear about any I understand both sides of the WGA Oh, you understand a billionaire's side. That's fucking great. Because I would like to be one. That's what he said. I would like be closer to one. I do. I would like to have their money still to make more

my movies. I would like I would like very much to be on their side as well. speaking of all this Soderberg talk really quickly here, someone asks, anyone watching full circle on Max? It's good. What is this? I'm about halfway through it. It's a new Soderberg like mini-series

thing, also written by Ed Solomon again. Is he filming it out on fucking 2008 Razor or what? No. It's a new iPod. It feels like we stopped advertising any of his TV shows or movies. is it because everyone just assumes like a razor phone

because they're not because no he only does fucking shit with streamers streamers don't tell you when they're playing so I just don't ever watch any I'm getting angry I'm getting angry like Netflix might as well not exist in my house Tim Tim Olafant

Claire Daines Oh wow Is it a Michael Sarah's big on that show Dennis Quaid being good for the first time in forever Dude Dennis Quaid playing like actual character that's not just Dennis Quaid, whatever. Maybe he's laying off the bugger sugar. He's off that. He's off the he's old story. That's where he was at Dennis Quay's house. Yeah. He's head on the couch. Uh, you got some good Alex Winter pops up at one point, at least one so far that I've seen. He's a sci-fi deal. Is that what I'm

getting? No, no. It's a remake of high and low. If anybody knows Kurosawa's high and low, it's a essentially a slime siren just uh, like, uh, uh, uh, he's in his other, he's got another called command Z out right now. This is my problem because what fuck are we talking? That was, Steve, Steve,

it took me a second to realize you were referring to someone's name in the chat. I thought you said you had a slime siren and I'm like, I thought, I thought, so there's definitely slime in this show. Steve had discovered some new movie poop shoot website called the lime siren. No, he did that, he just, he just, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that's, uh,

like, like, making movies and shows with him. Uh, that was just completely his own thing that he did on his own. I see, I see. Okay, that's, that was my confusion. I understand. Yeah. Um, so I don't know, I'm, um, I'm, I'm hyped to check out the Fincher and to finish that soda. Um, I will say also, uh, because I just, I went right into that fucking trailer second. I was so excited to get to it. I missed some plugs that we wanted to do. real stuff to combine. Now we're going to combine, yeah, yeah, we're going to combine plug segments here. If you're just joining us, if you haven't yet caught up with the start of season 14, something that was instituted at the start of last week's episode, which was a Phantom Menace Redux. Now over on our Patreon, you can get ad-free, we hate movies at the $8 level or up. And so that's all we hate movies prime episodes that come out on the free commercial feed. Right, going forward at start of this season. So Phantom Menace is on there. The faculty will be on there.

Expendables three next week be on there. Indeed, that was a big another big Patreon development that you're going to want to keep your eyes peeled for come early October as we get into the spooky season. We just recorded it over the weekend and we're going to debut Philippe's art

right now for the society. I've been thinking about my performance on this episode for the last 30 hours or so. I realize, I think I was just sort of letting it happened to me. Like, like, like, uh, no, like, please note of my silence is my jaw hanging off. Well, because the slime siren was going off. My God. Dude, the slime siren never turns off. What a movie. Amazing movie. That poor, very helpful fan of ours. Sorry, folks. You'll want to you'll want to check that you can sync to the TV.

I think I'm really to QC this commentary track because we do the commentary. Folks on how the sausage is made here we do the commentary here in the studio. We watch the movie and all that stuff and then I go back through kind of cut out, you know, any sort of over-talking things of that nature. And then I sync it. I actually do the watch along just to make sure that, you know, you know, you know, you know, uh, uh, uh, you know,

I'm very nervous to do this because I think if you, like, watch this movie too close back to back, all of a sudden, your butt's going to be in the front. Like, you will start society in yourself. Like, you know, like a one man shunting and pretty nervous to be honest. It's, it's always a risk. And, you know, there is, there is an ointment for shunting, anti-shunting ointment. You have to get it. You have to get it. You have to get up. She's got to get up. She's invited to so many. I can't go to another shunting this weekend. I can't possibly. No, no. It sucked all the power out of another youth. Of course not. We're not going to do that thing. Uh, so yes, I'm going to take just one last look at. Oh, that. God damn it. It's awesome. I love it. Oh,

the man is so talented. Um, moving right along. Just, other shows that are and whatnot, you're gonna want to want to get your tickets the December 7th in Jersey City, New Jersey. We're at White Eagle Hall talking to Santa Claus. Tim Allen

Holiday Classic. Oh, my God. This is going to be some show. It is. Talk about a body horror. I mean, it's a little less disgusting than the society, but just that much. Just to scotch. This is the difference. Yes.

It's I don't know, I'm just think, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm thinking about all the weird ways that he turns into Santa Claus, like, physically in this, in the movie. And I haven't seen it in a while, but I'm now picturing like, it doesn't happen. But how great would it be? If, like, he's turning into Santa and he's, like, I forgot. I don't remember anything about this movie. I only saw it the one time back when it came out. And I'm looking at the cast list. And I'm like, oh, boy. So Judge Reinhold is going to be trying to fuck his wife. Judge Reinhold is fucking the wife. Judge Reinhold is in the wife. He's in the wife. He's having the wife. He's having the wife. He's having the wife. He's doing a reversal and fucking the wife as well. No, but she's like, oh, I wish I was fucking Tim Allen. Or like, no, shouldn't we ask Tim Allen what he thinks before? Yes, exactly. And before we do anything here, Judge, shouldn't we just make sure before you fuck me? Shouldn't we ask him, Tim Allen, if he approves maybe, maybe. I have to hand it to that film trilogy that entire time divorce stays a real thing

in the world of that movie. Thank the Lord. That's good. One positive note, yeah. But speaking of live shows, we're just going to tease it because we don't really have any information to give you. We can't announce anything just yet. But late October, we're going to be

doing a show across the world on the internet. maybe we'll just put that out there. Put that. Put that. Put that's probably. It's probably. I think we're, I think we're in October. I think October 2nd. There's going to be a big announcement about that. And it's going to be a lot of fun, folks. That's right. We're super pumped. So just put that little bug in your air, everybody. So those are the announcements, of course. Let's get to just some things we were watching over the break. One thing we kind of wanted to talk about, because it's fucking great is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, hell yeah, man, I was do. is it? Is it's close? It's close. Maybe rent on P-O-V-O-D or P-V-O-D. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah. No, this was something I thought I was just going to like, oh, yeah, fucking go in baked and look at animation. But like, I was laughing. Like, it's a really good.

script, a lot of really good vocal performances a joke. Lots of the thing that surprised me most is, like, I have been watching the after effects of Into the Spiderverse happen all over. People trying to get that aesthetic in different ways all over

the place, and it sucks. All of it sucks. They did it great the first time. And now this was a genuine, like they took that note, but then still did their own stylistic. The thing that this reminds me, the most of is like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, yeah, like, the, uh, because, like the music is all from the 90s, of course, uh, a lot of hip hop.

Uh, and that was, especially with the, the end villain, it just reminded me of those little, like interstitial, like MTV things where, like the, the, the, the, uh, the logo has, like an eye and, like opens up and stuff like that. Is it set in the 90s? No, it's, it's, it's now, but, you know, we love the 90s now. So we're not a nostalgia, sure, sure, sure, sure, I will say, for the old, for the old grampy parents. That's right. I really like this movie. I think it's, you know, I think it's my second favorite. We Love movies episode on my favorite. Last month. But the one thing that I have a beef on, but is also a compliment to the movie. I think they knocked it out of the park in casting the four kids as the four turtles. They're so fun. They're so vibrant. They're so easy to root for and like all that like all that good stuff. But then when you meet. the other mutants and they're all your big celebrity voices. The movie becomes really in the second and third act. What about April? She was a really fun character. It's like,

no, here's, you know, Paul Rudd is this fun chameleon guy. And that stuff hits. It's funny. It's good. I just kind of wanted a little bit more turtles in the second half of the movie. Because then it just becomes like this really naked like toy selling factory. Yes. Yeah. You know, and I get it because like they're all, they're all, you know, you're all, they're all. They're all. They're all right. It's like, like, like, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the stinger there, you know, spoiler alert, but not really, like shredder is common in, in the sequel. Yes, they do do a drop at the end about that. I mean, I actually disagree. I mean, I, and maybe it's just because I have been, uh, watching the turtles for my, like, entire life. now, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a good way, uh, a good way, uh, a good job. I think a better job than they've

ever done about making the connection between splinter and the turtles and, like, really making that an emotional bond that pays off towards the end. And then, like, all the stuff, like, April, I need, I think she has way more to do than the gecko does. Like, yeah, I know. Paul Rudd is like, is fine. But, like, Rose Byrne gets, like, maybe three lines as the crocodile. that you just said you've been you've been. You've been. I have been. I have been. I did not think that when I was 40 years old and still be discussing

the ins and outs of the Ninja Turtles. The day to day, the Ninja Turtles, man. The fandom. It's like culture. It just stopped at a certain point. Societal infantilization happened and it's still happening and it will continue to happen a pace. Don't you worry about it. We're all just going to keep on watching this my God, I'm going to be fucking 80 years old, you know, you know, you know, you know, you're going to be, you know, you know, getting into that, you know, getting into my little grampy bed and people are going to be screaming about. Oh, my God. Yeah, let's go back to the original. Let's get that guy back in, you know, that guy. I think it's better off that that guy's in whatever cave he's in forever. Speaking to April, yeah, I thought A. A.O. Etabiri was really fucking good. Great vocal performance. there. To your point, Chris, you know, you know, you know, you know, uh, uh, uh, uh, something that I was something that was in that vein. That I was stunned. I thought it was as

fun as I did. I don't think it's an amazing movie, but it's one that I kept, you know, making fun of you, busts your balls about, you know, seeing a few months back. But that fucking Puss and Boots, the last wish. The animation in that movie is really interesting. And it does sometimes hit a little too like, hey, we saw Spiderverse. But the fact that you're seeing something that you're seeing something's shrecaverse shit try a different i was totally surprised um and you guys will be unsurprised to know there's a new dream works like animation universe trailer i'm sure okay wait for that marvel you got fucking how to train your dragon you got fucking kung fu panda fart around of course shrex like they're all coming together It's like the like the like the Marvel thing.

Avengers. You're talking about the title card. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. I'm sorry. No, in the new, like when the DreamWorks logo comes up. It's not just the little fishing boy. He jumps off the moon and starts dancing around. It's insanely stupid. It's so fucking stupid. Yeah, exactly. I agree. He goes back to fish it at the end of the logo. You should scare the fish with all the. fucking ninja turtles and shit. You're not a panda. It was, it was pretty dumb. But end of that movie. I can't wait. Bring me. Bring me more fucking Shrek. Anyway, bring me more fucking Ninja Turtles movies in this vein. I, you know, it did really well, of course. It's any day now you'll be, you'll be hearing about a secret. I'm sure. And if that happens, yeah, let's fucking dial.

it backed on the and if they're listening. Come on. Put us We'll be a disgusting creature. You don't need Paul Rudd again. You need trained voice actors, Eric Siska. I'm actually pretty good. I'm actually pretty good. Yeah. No, I'm actually pretty good.

I know. You know, it was surprisingly pretty good in its own stupid way. I know Steve and I caught this. The last voyage of the Demeter. I did not see this. So what is this is, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, so what is that's, uh, yeah, that's, that's the movie. It's actually, it's like for the drag, like, I saw this theater is expecting,

because I love the dregs of August. There's always a piece of shit that gets like fucking shunted out by Hollywood. And I'm like, ooh, that's great. Like, one of the worst movies I've ever seen, the invitation, uh, from last year. Uh, but. Oh, what do you got to call that though? It's a better title that you and Jen came up with. Oh, which is, uh, the invitation.

in parenthesis, but it's the invitation to Dracula's the invite, but it's like, I enjoy, like, like, kind of and it gets exactly what it's supposed to do, you know, yeah, Corey Hawkins, uh, really good. That's the guy's name, right? The lead character there. He's really solid, I thought. Um, and Eric, I think if that, for this only reason, you got to check out this movie, dude. And this goes for folks at home, too. a plus, Andrew Jupin approved. dispatching. I like that. When I tell you, fucking gets it

And it's awesome because he's such an obnoxious little turd character too. Like the actors, fine, whatever. Like, it's just an annoying little little boy character. And then the ship explodes at some point, I imagine. To be the last voyage. No spoilers. Yeah, no spoilers.

I mean, for people who haven't read Dracula. The middle of the middle of the The middle of the book's got this explosive shit in it. It's awesome. I saw I like Woody Norman quite a bit but he is a disgusting shit boy. It's the boy from a come on, come on. Oh, wow, I didn't even see that. I mean, I saw that but I didn't even notice. Yeah, yeah. And

what, oh God, I'm going to fuck up her name. She's incredible from the Nightingale. Iling Franciosi. Oh, dude, dude, that's a tough, tough, dude, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, if anybody, if one, want to put yourself through something, it is a tough fucking watch. Jennifer Kent's follow-up to the Babadoo do. Jesus, that's wrong. Can we just say how broken film is, is that, you know, this woman was in, you know, a foreign language, you know, rape revenge film that, you know, really disturbed and moved people. And then this kid was in this really touching, you know, seminal film about, you know, just, kind of,

like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and then it's like, uh, uh, and then it's, what if I, those two were on Dracula's boat and Dracula was fucking around. I don't know. To your point, see, this, this, my thought when watching this is, because it's, it's, it's fine. It's, you know, if this had been made in the 90s,

and it had film, it was made on film where I could see the depth of the light and everything and the grain and everything, that might have kicked it up. It has that thing where the cast is stocked. Like, yeah. They just, the guy from Game of Thrones. Liam Cunningham. He's the captain.

David, like, like, like, it's just an incredible cast doing this very low rent idea. So, like, in theory, if this was made with, like, good talent and good stock, like, you could get this working. But because it's like mostly digital, it's like, well, it's fine. The digital does

kill it a little bit. I will say the, our good friend, Conor O'Donnell, who's on, uh, getting the film stage and all sorts of stuff. He had a great that I really agree with this movie which is campy performance away from being really great like you need just one

dude or lady in there knows what's going on and it's Sean some scenery a little bit because Liam Cunningham is great and he's but he's very subdued like you kind of want he's really like playing this movie like I am in the last void yes exactly

like someone a little winkier might might have elevated this movie in a way that I liked but I mean it's got great kills it's It's such a fun VOD stupid movie to watch. You're in the you're just kind of like, I think you'll enjoy it. And again, Woody Norman

fabulous dispatching on screen. I cannot recommend that part of the movie enough. So here we go. Final thing to just chat about gang. It's been sweeping social media and the internet. Everybody's talking about it. And as far as I know, everybody's loving it. And Oh, man.

Just stuff. Just Just give me. This guy. He's, he's brave as fucking. This is a This is a fucking, you know, Jersey washout kind of dude, you know, you know, former, you know,

drug addict, everything like that. Putting himself out there going up against the police. Yeah. With just him and his butt. I mean like, fuck man. Dude's a total hero. It's, it's so, I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's really funny. It's really it's really it's really it's really it's like it's like. It's like, it's like it's like it's like it's like it's it's it's it's it's it's it's something I'm definitely gonna go back to like I'll kind of a lot you know what I mean? I could see myself doing this like once every couple of years just go I need to check this out. I was watching Oppenheimer again and I think I'm glad I didn't get to see it but I'm going to check it. I'm going to check. this out, anytime

you have three, every time you're just they're about the same I think the three parts of telemarketer's wends up being a little shorter than opi. That was kind of my thing though, was like, and I think it's totally great. I loved it. But the fact that this is three, you know, hour long, three parts, you know, each

part's like, you know, ish an hour, maybe a little under. By the time you get to that third part, you kind of start going over shit in your head and you're like there's stuff here. And if it was more, Steve, I was like, you and I were talking about this. You mentioned it first. Like, if it was just like kind of cut down to even a longerish feature film, the rewatchability. This would be like an annual thing. Yeah. You know, it would be like your American movie, you know, Thanksgiving, which this also skews very, you know, American movie too. Yeah. I mean, I think a lot of what does, I mean, I do think there's a version of this that would work. work in, I mean, I mean, I mean, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the whole talk about the guy who, when you follow the guy who is doing the call and pretending to be the cop. And then he talks and talks about, like, how he's going to die later. And, like, I'm just like the best shot of my life and then I'm going to die. Yeah. And like, stuff like that,

like, like, I can see a studio guy like, we don't need this. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Keep that. That is important. Like, all the little stuff that is really important, with Sam and Petra, their relationship and Sam becoming, this focused filmmaker who's really like, I need to make this work. And Patrick's still being like rough edge and like not,

and being sincere and earnest and can't control himself around this stuff. And like all of it works to a dramatic end that I thought was much more powerful than like, I just think you lose some of the grandeur of it if you cut it down to two hours. And I, and number one,

A three episode season is exactly what I want everybody. Everybody. Everybody should be doing that. I agree. I should be three fucking episodes. I've been watching Asoka and I've fallen asleep to literally every episode. Every single time.

Four times in a row I've fallen asleep to that fucking show. Make it three and I can maybe get through it. Well, I mean, that's the thing too. Yeah. We don't need eight hours of Asoka. I'm sure that we don't. Trust me. You don't. No, no, no, that's more than we got from Luke Skywalker. Here's what I would love, because maybe you're right, Chris, kind of deflate some of the stuff. If I could get, call it the, you know, the telemarketers, like theatrical cut. And it's just everything stitched together without anything stopping, without mid, you know, end of episode credits. Just do one cut together thing. Dump all your credits at the end. Then my brain can be like, It's more like a movie.

I'll sit there. I'll sit there for two hours and 50 minutes. Yeah, yeah, because you don't want to cut out the guy that's a literal murderer that's getting hung up on. I hope you get shot in the fucking face, you bitch. I hope your fucking house burns down. Absolutely have to get that. I have, I will say, I have watched the pilot three times already. Yeah, you have.

It's so, I mean, as an introduction to what those places are like, and I worked at a place like that for one month. And I immediately was like, oh. fucking fake cop stickers, no, it was doing it was a different it was like a kid's charity. it wasn't, as far as far as I knew it didn't have anything to do with the police.

Who knows, but I didn't. But it was like that. You could smoke inside. Cool. It didn't have any regulations like that. You know, that shit. But I immediately was like,

oh, this is sold deadening. I got to leave immediately, even if I do need the money. Were you making sales, dude? Like, were you? Oh, no. I was fucking up left and, right. Not not my, not my, not my, uh, uh, uh, uh, I was not, uh, uh, uh, I was not, uh, that is kind of, you know, I, I don't want to spoil too much, uh, but one of the best

moments is when, I think it's in part three, when, uh, Pat Pespas has to get back in the saddle to sort of like, go undercover. And like, the dude turns on the fucking juice as if like he'd never left that job. It is so goddamn impressive. again, American J. I love J. I love this guy. Here's the thing.

You will be seeing Patrick J. tattoos going around. That dude is going to be like positively memed. You know what I mean? Like you're going to be seeing this dude around and you want to get hip to what people are talking about

and it is telemarketers, man. Oh my God. Now all this like talking about it now like I just want to go rewatch it. I'm thinking about it. I just really want to rewatch it. And you know, maybe I'll do that.

right now, but, we do have to start wrapping up here, you know, you know, you know, than never, you know, better than ever. Programming is happening. So just some stuff to plug. Of course, out now, we mentioned it already. The Phantom Menace Redux episode that Eric was very wise to select as the champion of the VHS trailer game. I think we had fun on it and reappraising the prequels and Billy D. Williams stops by. So some of our friends from Star Wars show up. He blows in. He blows it. Yeah. I got. An actual call for my mother asking me why Billy D. She was

She was a cheat. She was is you doing that? Mom, it's a joke. And she's like, oh, right. The thing you do for a living. It's not a joke. Of course not. Yeah, yeah. But, you know, so that is out now. Coming out tomorrow, of course, on the free feed and ad free on Patreon at the $8 level and up.

We talked Robert Rodriguez, the faculty. Oh, Usher. Get off that poster. I know, you got a stand on the poster, Look how far back. He's crazy. The fact of the lead. Usher is a featured extra in that film. Seriously. And also, this is

you know your movie came out in the late 90s, man. When you've got this poster where the characters are all forming a V. And also look at that description. You put that back up for a second. Look at that. A new science fiction thriller from the director of Desperato from Dustal done screenplay by the writer of Scream 2. That is a lot of information to put on your post. When you're releasing on Christmas, dude, you need to do your best to get people to theaters. This is the proto from the guys who brought you vampires and the guys who brought

you scream. Yes, you're totally right, man. So that'll be outlook for that. And a lot of a lot of episodes, folks, a lot of comedy shows, folks, on the Patreon at the $5 level and up, we love movies is coming out on Thursday. On what movie, Chris Cabin? That is going to be Blade. Fuck, yeah. That's right, baby. It's finally happening. Pearl enters the universe.

Pearl is here, everybody. The closest we ever get to X-Men villain Mojo being a real-ized in real time. Oh, Steve did it way better. I do you have to remember. You have to remember. You have to remember. He's like, my arms. My arms. Uh, we recorded on Saturday. And it was, uh, it was fun as fuck, man. Um, and then on Friday, holy shit, we're doing more. I know. Get this guys. The Gleep Gloucleries coming out in this moment. Look at that. Eric Siska, who are we talking about? Who are we talking about? What gang are we talking about a lot of people on the Gleeve glossary. It's a super-sized episode on the pod racing pilots. There they are. Subalba. There they are. We already did a subalba. So catch up. Listen to the back catalog on Patreon. And get ready for Friday. And then Friday, you're going to hear about all your favorite guys. You know, Clegg hold fast to rats Tyrell.

I love all those guys. Gasgano. The one guy that's just a literal gremlin. we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we can't to cover him uh no no no no that's right and i can i need to offer uh let a public correction before the episode even comes out oh my god because i i was proven wrong on saturday so we recorded that episode last friday and in it i very distinctly remember saying that the pod racing, well, well, well, well, well, well, let me tell you tell you I bought a big Star Wars, you know, you know, old video games bundle pack on Switch. And that's one of them. And I got to tell you, pretty fun.

I was remembering wrong. Eric and I were playing it a little bit on Saturday morning. Not too bad. That's what we do. We live in a clubhouse together and we play Star Wars video games Saturday morning. I'm down there. Can't we just give five million or whatever? to fucking Disney

them whatever to fucking whoever holds it we got golden eye I had a lot of fun with it I just want shadows the empire I just want shadow of the empire I know it'll never happen

all the kids today will be confused because there's no one from rebels or the clone wars in it I mean dash rendar what I don't know what that is I can't play this video game yeah but yeah so there you go folks

a whole heaping load of we're back and better than ever loads every week. if you go to that Patreon you will be getting loads all the time dude yeah loads of comedy shows that's right what was the first

what was the first part of that well it's about time to start wrapping up here I want to thank you all for tuning in to the season premiere we know I no on screen live see so many fucking comedy shows. I can't even keep them straight. I do love movies. I know. This is onscreen live. This was the season premiere of it. Be sure to like and subscribe. Tell your friends about this, folks. We are here. Mondays at noon. And that's where we'll be back next Monday at noon o'clock as well. Until then, I've been Andrew Jupin. Steven Sadek. Eric Siska. Chris Cabin. Take it easy. Folks. Have a good week. Bye-bye.

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