We Hate Movies - S15 Ep757: Twister REDUX

Episode Date: September 10, 2024

“How do you not kill the daddy?” - Eric, on previous iterations of the script On the season 15 premiere of We Hate Movies, last season’s VHS Trailer Game Champion, Chris Cabin, selects Twister as the redux title to kick things off! How entertaining is Phoffman in this one? Was the dad at the beginning of this movie able to surf that cellar door for a few seconds? What’s going on with that Cary Elwes accent? And is this movie responsible for breaking up Van Halen? PLUS: We start with the VHS Trailer Game Cameo appearance—and it is a laugh riot! Twister stars Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, Jami Gertz, Cary Elwes, Lois Smith, Alan Ruck, Sean Whalen, Scott Thomson, Todd Field, Joey Slotnick, Wendie Josepher, Jeremy Davies, Zach Grenier, and Philip Seymour Hoffman as Dusty; directed by Jan de Bont. This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston! And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!   Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

This week on We Hate Movies, we kick off season 15 with another Redux. It's Twister. I'm Andrew Juppin. Steven Sucksone. Eric Siska. Buxer! And we hate movies. Hello, everyone, welcome to We Hate Movies.

Thank you for tuning in to the season 15 premiere. Holy smokes. That's insane. That's a 15-year-old kid right there. That's right. One more. season, this show can get its fucking learners from it. I'm going to be heartbroken. Crest fall in when the show has to go, move out to college. Empty nesters.

You're going to get used to that. I mean, right now, the show is just horny as hell. Yeah, it's just rubbing its dick around anything that'll be. Or whatever. I mean, it doesn't have to be a dick. Well, you know what? You're a good father. You'll teach it a thing or two.

Oh, yeah. Jack it right. You are a great father. It doesn't have to be a dick at all. You're right. Wow. It can be whatever you like. You can jack, you know, your vagina or anything.

Anything you want. We are here to talk about Yon DeBan's Twister from 1996. Now this is a movie we covered ages ago and Chris Cabin as the champion. Of course. Of course. Of last season's VHS trailer game. Yes. And now by the way, newly

crowned Jane Master yourself. Well, that's I did want to make a, I don't want to take the title way. Sure. Clearly, at some point, Steve might take the reins back. We don't know what's going to happen. So I figure, I've I've won three times. I feel pretty okay calling myself

Game King. Game King. I'm going to be Game King. This is something. This is the epaulets. That's why that's on your shirt. Is that what I'm understanding? Why else would I have these methods?

Well, let me take off this giant golden belt and handed to you now. Jesus. Okay. Thank you. I'm no longer the champion. The people's champion, they used to call me. But now, Chris is the champion. And now the Game King.

Game King. I can't wait for you to miss. pronounce that so we can oh yeah it would be game jing at some point game ring or something like that but this re-dex episode was your choice my friend so what brought you to us recovering twister uh well i mean

a besides the movie i i saw twisters and i was like oh yeah we haven't done that way i remembered and it also has been on hb o max for a little bit now and i just i'm like man there was a lot a the cast my god the cast oh yeah uh but also like we had been talking about getting a good old JJ case back on at some point. I was thinking, well, he's had some really good one. Oh, there's Twister.

That's so good. This is an episode, the original episode, I wasn't on and you weren't on. Yeah, yeah. We were, neither of us were on. Because we only could afford three microphones. Look at us now. We could afford to send this kid to college. That's right. That's this kid of a show of ours. What episode number was that? That was really

awfully. It was 60s, probably. Yeah. 60s, okay. It's my guess. It's definitely in the archive. Yes. Yes, it is. Oh, nice. Episode 69. Oh, no. Hey, there. Well, okay, now you revealed why I actually did. Yes. Season two, so that, I don't know, that's like 2011 probably or something.

But that's not all Chris Cabin won, ladies and gentlemen. That's right. Not only did he send me down to the minor leagues, Andrew and Eric, which is right. I thought you guys I sent down to the mines, which is where you belong. But you also got to use the We Hate Movie Slush Fund for both drugs, ammunition, and a cameo of your choice. Lawyers, guns, and money, and also a cameo. Now, here's how this always works, because, you know, these people on cameo, they're not, you know,

video producers. So none of these have like a black slug three seconds at the top. So every year, when whoever wins the VHS trailer game sends me their cameo, it's instantly spoiled for me because the first frame is the person's ugly mug. So, I will say, beautiful mug. Well, Billy D. One example.

Oh, God, I love him. I was like, Chris Cabin. D. I forgot the D. Big D. Excellent choice on this cameo. It's, for what I've seen at the top of it, I haven't watched all of it. Okay.

It's very, it's very what you'd expect this person to do. It's the most old man of these that we've got. Do you get Clint? Do you get Clint Eastwood finally? I wish. Oh, man. No, no, no. But I will say. My God, if you go through cameo now, you will be absolutely blown away by how the differential and what people, like, Fran Drescher, you have to pay more for Fran Dresher to give you that minute in 30 seconds.

Yeah. Then you do Brian Cox. Wow. And I figured that, that seems so weird and off. If you do a Brian Cox cameo, will you get him to do the McDonald's? Oh, I'm sure he has. Because, I mean, I think at least for Fran, it's the jacket at ratio, obviously. If they're jerking off to me, it's going to be more expensive, Mr. Chef Neal.

I guess I'm sort of a camp girl now. Oh, my God. I'm just dipping my foot in. I don't care. If you want my foot to talk, I guess you can. Hold on. So this guy just wants me to say, get ready for school ten times. Okay. Oh, shit.

Am I going on camera later? Anyway, so just quickly, before we start this, we are recording this slightly in advance. So there's a chance. You're saying this is an elderly statesman. An older man. It's fine. Future-proofing us. No, no, it's fine.

We'll record something if the D.D. It's a ghost, perhaps, but for us, this is a live person. Eric always likes getting out in front of things. So, yes, if for some reason, I got to get in front of this twister to do the science. Sure, yeah. All that science. Dorothy's going to work if you get a good parking space. Okay, okay.

So I'm going to move it over to the VLC player. I think I'm going to have to add the audio in later. That's fine. But we can talk over it. So I'm going to bring it up, Matt. okay oh wow it's him this is joey pants joe pantileano himself great selection and i do think that he's got viga in him that he will be alive i got i got a lot of vigga

time this air i mean is this the same is this the same day he was shooting his stuff for the last bad boys movie this shirt is impeccable this shirt's great you got a necklace here he's on vacation he's clearly on vacation we might throw this up on our youtube youtube dot com slash we hate movies if you'd like to watch along yes indeed all right also the camouflage hats a nice touch i got i don't think he is on vacation okay i'm looking at this back here this is his chair get out of my fucking chair okay i got this is an everyday shirt for him i think yes every day every day's a vacation with joey pants especially when he wears none all right let's see we'll do uh three two one pants this message is to chris eric and and

from Chris Eric and Andrew and this is Joey Pants Panliano and I am here to congratulate you three for winning the DHS 2024 round of the trailer game

Okay, take two What's the refund policy? I'm getting my roof done Oh sweet good for you sir The roofers are here. You're helping me pay for my roof. And so, our dog.

This is just. This is chaos. He is now showing us his house. Yes. Beautiful house, by the way. Gorgeous. Thank you, Doug. I'm happy with the new sound.

But anyway, congratulations you guys. And Chris, you won. Number one. Oh, congratulations. Yep. Quiet. I want to. encourage Andrew and Eric.

Yes, sir. We're coming in second and third. Respectedly. Oh, this is so fucking... Darla, be quiet. And Darla want to congratulate you. And David wants to congratulate you. Excellent.

Nancy wants to congratulate you. Oh, thanks, Nancy. This house is great. Beautiful. Delilah could... He's really letting us into his life, which I do appreciate. But the best... Because it is the silliest...

The best of the time is... It sounds like a lot of fun. on. This is a little game that you guys cooked up to stuff. Yeah, we took it up. I wish you the very best. Cooking it up. Cook it up. Thank you for asking me to congratulate you.

Yeah. Take care. And good luck for the 20, 25 games. Thank you so much. Fuck, yeah. Gold, silver, and bronze. Yes. You guys did it. Yes. You did it. Joey Pants. You did it.

Well, I didn't know. Steve, I'm getting a bronze medal. You're going to give me. Yeah. So, yeah. That's in the mail. I'm forging it right now. Neri as Steve mentioned, that's fine. The dog got mentioned like three times. That's surprising. Was that not mentioned in your request? Well, I told them specifically who, like, were the players.

I had to, as Eric knows, there's only so many words they allow you. And then they ask you for like 90 bucks to get 400 extra characters. And I'm like, I'm not playing this game. You know, but at the same time, I just said it's a scam. But at the same time, you got to do that because people would just be sending an essay This whole thing. By the way, Steve, just to correct it, please. Three dogs were mentioned.

Three separate dogs. And not you once. Excellent. And, you know, honestly, it all went to a good cause. The Joe Pansley on a roofing fine. Yes. Yes, totally. If you needs more, let me know.

We're building better roofs together. It's expensive. Listen, like, you don't want an act in a film. It's tedious. Come on the show. Do an episode with us. We'll slip you at 20. Well, that's the thing.

He's probably feeling much better now, because Bad Boys 4 was such a hit. How many tapes could he leave behind and get into five? Definitely going to be more. There will be flashbacks in the next one, probably. I did not see this movie yet, so he's doing like a saw type of thing. Scream 2, screen 2. Oh, scream 3.

If you're reading this tape, I've been killed by Cubs. I kind of wish it was more like a saw thing where it's in the autopsy of Joey pants. They open up the stomach and they find the little tape. They wanted to do that, but he refused to swallow the wax VHS cassette there. But it's so cool that Joe Pantliato now listens to the show. Thanks, Joe.

On your first episode, I hope you enjoy it. Number one, Patreon subscriber. Thank you. Thank you, pants. It would have been great if we got him to say, you crowd me. One of the best lines he has on Sopranos. Anyway, that's pretty cool. I don't know how we top that, but we're going to try to talk about

Twister. Maybe this is a place to start. Did everybody see the new one? I did not, actually. I did, yeah. This isn't like spoilery idea, but it's just, it's weird because I hadn't rewatched this one before seeing it because Amazon fucked me on the 4K that I bought, which I still haven't received. All right.

You piece of shit. Definitely. But so when I rew I watched this new one, right, Twisters plural, I had seen a lot of people saying, like, is it a reboot? Is it a sequel? Blah, blah, blah. I'm full on. It's just. to reboot now

because like this movie the paths are I mean to quote Twisters Twins there's twins it's the same story I mean the new the thing to new and it's funny to me

is that the Carrie Elway's team is kind of also a good guy now yeah that's kind of the big upping is now because it's Daisy Jones's Daisy Edgar Jones her her team is the Carrie Elway's team but they're good guys now and And man, the new Superman is like the second in command.

Oh, was that him? Yeah, yeah. They got the glasses. Oh, God. I'm worried as hell. I'm so fucking worried. I know who I thought that was, though, for the longest time? I thought it was that duty, some like, like, TikTok comic or something. The guy that does like a Jeff Goldblum impression pretty well.

And like, he's kind of making thing out of doing a Jeff Goldblum impression pretty well. I was like, oh, it's Jeff Goldblum guy. But it's Superman, which I had no idea. I think the interesting thing is the Daisy Edgar Jones character, I was realizing watching this. she's just a composite of Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton. Right. Which is kind of funny. Is she not related to them?

I kind of kept expecting someone to be their daughter. The only thread is a similar-ish Dorothy device. Okay. None of the characters are mentioned. I think they actually have like a Dorothy Dorothy at one point. So it's like, but they never explain how it's related to this movie. It would be great if she was actually Carrie Elway's daughter and like, because that is such a fucking tragedy that happened to this movie. He dies like Porkin's.

He does. He's crashing to the death star And all Bill Pax can say It's stupid After he dies He's supposed to like I mean he is He's stupid

I mean Zach Zach Grenera is the guy who is actually Well that guy Zach Gronier gets fucking Final Destination Tude and then gets killed By a tornado Because his cowardice

Because Bill Pax is like You're driving the truck Eddie You could make your own choice Get off the road And like he doesn't do it like a fucking, I don't even know, a TV tower hits him, it's rough. It's insane. And then they fly up and fly down.

It's whatever. You know, you gotta give this movie props for having the balls to be like, yeah, you know that like, that nerdy shitty guy that kind of stole our idea? Well, he's fucking dying in this movie. Yep. You would never do that today. It'd be just like, like you guys were saying, like this new movie, it's just like, why can't we all get along?

I miss it very much. That's why I'm actually kind of okay with the stupid, even though the best thing about that is he waits until the, truck is in the, is come crashing down and explode. Not when it gets sucked up into the huge tornado and they're all clearly dead. He's like, wait.

Oh, that's so stupid. How'd you explode like that? You're so stupid. They are watching for the results. It's like you're waiting for like a gymnast to stick the landing. They're like maybe this truck will just land back on its four. Eddie's already in three pieces, all right? I mean, like Carrey Howells is like, I mean, maybe

grabbing the wheel at that point. Eddie has a fucking huge tree trunk through his face. This is only three, bummer for this movie, three-person body count. We just talked about the first two. We could now talk about the first one. The first one, yeah, I mean, the new one. Let me mention the new one really quick, with the similarity to the openings, right?

Because in this one, my daddy got suck zones. Yeah, it should be. Sergeant Hitler from Speed. Oh, really? That's the guy. Yeah, playing the dad. Oh, my God. They got Sergeant Hitler from speed.

50 feet at least. But in the new one, this, They get stuck in an F5. It's the start of the movie with her and her team of other dead meat, you know, science students or whatever. And in that, it's like the tornadoes like a shark or like a xenomorph. It's like killing them one by one, sucking them away. Oh, really? Okay, so it's a big opening with a lot of deaths.

I like that. I'll tell you this, man, the, I think Twister is the better movie. I like both of them fine. I think Twisters the better movie. Twisters has the far superior cold opening. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've been on the fence about even going back to it because I missed it.

Usually, now that we're doing on-screen live, I try to catch stuff, new stuff. We missed it, we didn't do it. And then, like, my wife was into it, then she was not into it. Now I'm like, do I see it by myself? I just, and it's very much going into the road of the last Indiana Jones movie,

which I still have never seen. Like, once I miss a blockbuster. Lucky Duck. I'll talk off the air If I miss a Blockbuster I usually don't go back Unless people are like It's amazing

Yeah I kind of hear you Steve is now fully one of those guys Like the industry He's now The opening weekends All that matters That movie doesn't exist After the opening weekend

I get that because those do make for good Like Sunday morning doing nothing When you just come up by I'm like you know what I never saw it What the fuck Let's give dial of shit A fucking look here

And also yeah Airplane movies That's a great airplane movie So maybe on a plane I'll check out Mr. Twisters. Mr. Twisters, yeah. I like all my nipples going counterclockwise. Well, yeah, once you, in the new one, once Daisy Jodes, like, you see her with a guy who's

clearly her romantic interest, and you're like, oh, he's gone. They're just, I know Glenn Powell's in this movie. There ain't no fucking way. What's everybody's history with this first movie? Because this was a movie, much like, actually funny enough, Yonder Bond Speed, I don't think we had it taped off of TV. we owned a Twister VHS tape that we watched

I've seen this movie holy shit I've seen this movie at least probably 30 times in my life probably around that I've seen it a ton my mom had a like was I wouldn't say obsessed but like she's like for a while would like go to sleep to movies and like she would go to sleep to twister

for a long long whoa what an unsettling film to try to it was just it was just so it was on in our house a ton and by the way I I do want to say this I don't know what we said in our episode way back when things might get

repeated, things might not get repeated, just that FYI, we haven't listened to that episode about 10 years. And that's okay. Yep, exactly. You know, this is a new thing? New thing. This is a new thing? The whole point of, like, Redux episodes is to try to have that fresh perspective. Well, that's absolutely true. I think we can avoid

the, uh, wonderful JJ case line about Philip Cimarne Hoffman need sustenance a man, and fucking her a little bit. That's, that's all Jay Jays, I don't want to go back to that one. But otherwise, I do agree, I think since we have two people who didn't even talk about

it last time, we have plenty to do here. So much we could cover. And by the way, my experience was, I feel like this was on maybe cable all the time, maybe HBO or showtime. I have definitely watched this at least 20 times as well. Should say, Justin J. Case, by the way, stay tuned for later this month

as a matter of fact. I'm reading my calendar correctly. Yeah. Did anybody have the soundtrack to this wonderful motion? I do know, but Some solid tunage in this movie. There's a Van Hagar song, right? There's two Van Hagar's songs. That's what kept me away.

There's a Gougu Doll song, I think. Oh, yeah, no way to, or long way down. One of the best. I don't think I'll make it on my... No way down. Oh, my God. When Cariolis is thrown up into the air, that's what they should play. And he's like, it's on his radio in there.

He's like, mother, he's not going to make it on his own. Oh, stupid. Long way down Long way down Eddie's in three pieces on my left In one Van Hagar tune Is the one that you hear Sammy singing on And then there's the rocking ass instrumental shit over the credits

Is a song that they If the trivia is to be believed Barely finished and turned into Warner Brothers By the contractual date of We Need Your Song done for the soundtrack by okay so it was something like uh uh hagar wanted to like spend more time with his family or something and he fucking bailed and actually the production on these two songs for the twister soundtrack is what broke up van hagar they apparently got into fisticuffs in the

recording studio over one of the songs look we're calling it sucks out yes you know what another plus on twister twister twister over twisters it broke up van halen you know what that's honestly that's pretty great i got to say So, I mean, we start in 69. Summer of 69. Summer of love. And I heard people got sucked off, but this is ridiculous. I know that...

It gets sucked right out of door. Judy Garland got sucked off by life and died this month. But I don't know what else was happening in June of 69, other than she was, she died sometime. Vietnam. Oh, yes, of course. Star Trek ending. I just, I like the idea that that's the biggest story is like, oh, five minutes,

Twisters coming. Yeah, sure. That's just that that is all thing. And of course, it starts, I do like how it starts right in the action. Yeah, sure. Like, they're immediately like, let's get under, let's forget Toby, leave Toby on the bed for a minute. I thought the dad was going to sacrifice himself for the dog. And I was like, come on.

Yeah, well, you kind of think that's going to happen because, like, they leave the dog behind and they run into the shelter. And she's screaming about, get Toby, get Toby. And he opens that door. And I was, I was remembering it wrong. I was remembering it as a much more comical, the dog runs in. and he got sucked out. No fucking double! A life for a life.

Roof, roof, stupid. But also, we should say the sound design on these twisters, it's lion roar. The trivia said, a camel's moan. A camel's moan. And how do you think they got the camel to moan?

Bend over and a show you. A recording of a camel's moan was slowed down and used as the sound of the tornado. Okay. Okay. So do we got our camel fingerer here? Where is? Where's Todd?

Right over here, Chief. All right, Todd, get over there, finger the camel. It is like an animal, right? Because it's constantly needs to eat barns and people and cars. Farming equipment. It practically talks. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, like, it's that like challenge in these kind of weather event movies where it's like when the weather event is your monster, how do you do it?

How do you make it watchable? And the answer is, yeah, you get something in a situation similar to what's his face banging that trash can to make his lion roar. Oh, right. Frank Welker. Welker, yes. 10 big points. Actually, you know, I'm out of the game right now. You are out of the frying pan and into the fire with you. You're going to be, your life's going to be hell.

10 points for roar things. Okay, you know what? Thank you, my Lord King. You know what? Now I'm like Roar Shack going into prison. you're not locked in here with me. I'm locked it here with you or the other way around. I think it's a more cool way to say it.

Right. Yeah, you stuck the landing there. We'll see how the games go. The 2020, what are you called? The 2025 games. Yeah, that 2025 game. You know the Panteliano house is full on Olympic coverage. Oh, absolutely.

The whole time. They just got to fucking plate of cap of coal, just sitting there. A lot of cheeses. Oh, my God. I want to go over there. I want to just hang out with them. That's those cozy. I got to say.

The household looks cozy. We couldn't tell from where, just look like at any suburban house, I guarantee you it's less than 100 miles from here. I guarantee. Oh, yeah, it's around here. Yes, it's either Jersey, Connecticut, or the Hudson Valley. For sure. Yeah, so we're close.

We're close. I can smell them. The Nyack area, I bet. That sounds like his kind of. I want to live right on the river. Yeah. Right near Murray. I'm going to be, I'm just as big as Bill Murray.

I can be here. Want to get a bite of peabot? Oh, it's the guys for the games. The games guys. Come out in, the games guys. Oh, hey, games. guys. Da,

da, da, da, da, da, da. And listen, this is a respectful impression. Of course. We were doing it. It would love when I say rub my bump and things like that. It's out of love. Wait a minute.

I only remember congratulating three guys. Who are you, short stuff? Oh, he puts you out back with the dogs. Congratulations to three guys. I talked about all of my dogs. You were not supposed to hear about the dogs. That was not for you. I was genuinely surprised there was no profanity

in that video. is hoping for a little something it's called like a sea sucker Yeah, that'd be fun. I love Sergeant Hitler in this as the dead when the fucking warning goes on the TV

he's like standing there like hmm I don't know about this here tornado warning like he's kind of like incredulous at first Boy does his tune shift. You know why? Because the weather people probably mentioned climate change at some point

or global warming back then so he's like I'm not listening to no weathermen's anymore. Even so, even back in 1969, we were talking about Global War. Fuck, I forgot. My mind was in present day, which was 1990, whatever. You are living in perfect climate times. That is perfect climate times. That's what they'd be talking about all the time.

Every day in 1969, they're like perfect. It's all great. Everything's perfect. So he's holding on to the door. You know what I mean? Everyone's, you know, little Joe is very upset. He told a lot of the dog. Hey, so two things.

One, the mom, Rusty Schwimmer, of course. Love seeing her and shit. The great voice is show me. Did you see who plays Little Helen Hunt? No. It's the girl who went on to be the dirter in those first run of Spy Kids movies. Okay. Yeah.

She's just like a tiny, tiny little kid, and then she was the older sister in those movies. Right. So she was still a little kid, but a bigger little kid. Yeah. She turned into a Spy Kid. She was a Spy Kid. Because I think that first Spy Kids movie was like... 99 or something.

Yeah, or at least early odds. You got to play Nado Baby to be Spy Kid. I've been throwing this around the house. instead of tornado NATO NATO A couple Nadoes flew in That just seems like

Something that like They you know Wonder Brothers comes out With Twister And then like Paramount hears about Like oh we're coming out with Natoes Yep Or like the sci-fi original

Yes exactly You're gonna get somebody You don't want to talk to being like Yeah I fucking hate NATO too Wait wait wait Let's talk me you brother Let's talk right now We're gonna get those Nados

To start paying their fair share How about we just throw a nuclear bomb into one of them? Remember the last days of the Biden candidate? She's like, I saved NATO, God damn it. Anybody give a shit? Oh, wait, no. You're still forcing me out? All right, but NATO.

Come on, NATO. Come on, man, NATO. He's talking about twisters. You've got to regulate them NATO's, man. They're going through, destroying all sorts of historic driving movie theaters. What are you talking about? Of course I talked about climate change. I was talking about the NATO's.

And we got to stop. him and anyway. But so the dad gets sucked out holding onto this door, you know, protecting his family, a real man's death. Do you think for a little bit it's awesome? You know what I mean? Like it's just a fun. Yeah, yeah. Because here's the thing, before he was like schmooshed against his like tractor or like whatever grisly flame it into a traffic sign or something. He was surfing that door a little bit. It's got to be a little fun. There's way worse ways to die than a tornado. Well, yeah, I mean, you're close to your home. Your roof's coming up your ass for a minute there.

You know, it's nice. It's nice. What is funniest to me is this is kind of like, this is very pro-prepper because they're like, you should got to make sure those locks are good. Oh, absolutely. The close-up is on the jangling fucking lock that you put on the thing. Listen, when you live smack dab in the middle of NATO Alley, like, you have to be up on that shit.

Also, like, I understand why, but for me, you. You couldn't fucking pay me enough money to live where these fuckers touched down. No way. I'm sure it's very lovely. I'm sure. Look, I've been to Oklahoma. It was gorgeous. I was terrified when we first did that. Back when we did the first movie, even though I wasn't on it, I was scared for us.

I thought we were getting a lot of heat. Oh, really? You guys were having a lot of laughs over there. My daddy got NATOed. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Apologies to anyone who has been NATOed. Apologies to Joe Biden, who did save NATO. Ukraine. I'm sorry you got NATOed. I mean, if you are, if one of your

died via tornado ornadoes. I do think you kind of have to have a sense of humor about it. Like, you can't just be like, and it just took him away. He's like, yeah, he went up. Right. At the end of the day, it becomes like 9-11 to you know. It's slightly something you just have to, you know, like Pearl Harbor. I bet everyone was cracking jokes about that in 55.

Oh, no. You'd get your ears boxed if you made a joke about Pearl Harbor. Oh, God. I'm a free speech comedian. I'm sorry. I was reminded of a really good Pearl Harbor joke recently. It's a, it's a Simpsons episode. I think it's where Bart is volunteering. He's a volunteer at the old folks home with Lisa and he winds up like taking them out on a boat or something. And they're out on the boat and grandpa's like, ah, the open sea or something like that.

And he's like, I haven't been this relaxed since I was watch commander at Pearl Harbor. It's like, man, oh, man. That's pretty good. So we cut to modern day Bill and Melissa. They're going to see Helen Hunt. Joe. Joe. Bill is

Bill Paxton and Melissa is the great Jamie Kurtz. Oh, yeah. Cucking of a lifetime in this movie, she gets. Yeah, she does. And she's great. She's fucking hot. Like, come on, man. But she's safe. Yes. Do you really want to be safe? Do you want to have a house?

it's also framed as like she's got the weird job. You know, chasing NATO's all across this country. That's normal. But talking about sex to people. Here's the thing. The therapy? She's a therapist and it's in the 90s, so we're like really making fun of shit here.

She's like a Dr. Ruth, personal Dr. Ruth. Right. Which is fine. Yeah. It's not fine. When you give any fucking creep loser that you're helping out your fucking phone number to call at any time, absolutely not. talk about his penis.

Now, you're not jacking off to things. These people are calling her up and probably going to tail. Well, I was curious, like, is this like, oh, I'm going to be out of the office? We could do a telehealth sex session. Yeah. Or is this like they're just calling her nonstop? Well, that's a thing. Like, when you get someone who's like the fucking, what about Bob character.

Yeah, yeah. You got to cut those people off. I mean, I know people need help, but that's a thing. You have to have, like, three doctors triple teaming that person. And it's like, these days of the week, you call Frank. These days of the week you call me. These days of the week you call Laura. And you can't be bothering this woman seven days a week.

Melissa, you know, you said you were going on vacation, but you wanted to do a telehealth session, which is great. And then me and my wife called. You said we had cows and you had to cancel. So I'm not paying a little rate. That's what I don't understand is you would think, like, it's fine if you need, like, patients like that that need constant care. Because honestly, those are the ones you know are going to be coming back.

Those are people you can count on their money. Yeah, but look out. You can't. The thing is, do you start calling your therapist a lot? I guarantee you that person's going to try to put you in the booby hatch in some way. They're like, get this guy out of here. Not everybody has the level of resentment you do, Eric. You got to keep that.

No, they don't. They really don't. But it would have to be something like someone who has like genuine like depression issues, who has tried committing suicide like that. This guy just sounds like he's having trouble with his dick and his wife. Well, yeah, you're not in crisis. This is not emergency. If you can't get it up on the fucking Saturday morning.

Well, what does Paxton? say at one point to Helen Hunt that Jamie Gertz's character is a reproductive therapist? Yes. Even so. Oh, only for baby, sex is for babies. Well, yeah, exactly. Well, I guess for the trouble people might have making babies.

I just think it's a very, very, very, very, very, niche market. I mean, I guess she should just be a sex therapist, which is a real thing. Right. As opposed to a reproductive. Maybe this movie was a little afraid of that, so it's a reproductive. But it was the 90s, dude. We were in love with Dr. Ruth. R.I.P. by the way, you know, you could say that stuff back then. And Doctor, she died

in a tornado attack. That's right. She got anatoed like three weeks ago or whatever it was. Now, the way to give the safest blow job is, whoa! She held onto that door and you're right, it was fun. She was jizzing and shit. I'm surfing to hell. I regret nothing.

No, she's in heaven with the angels. Yes, with our dear heavenly father. I mean, that's the, with you have to imagine, like, I think it is what you were saying, Steve that like you have to make fun of this somehow yeah because if she actually has

suicidal patients you have like oh fuck that's like it's gotta be somebody with a quote unquote like funny I guess that's why yeah that's why she can go to NATO chasing and Bill is now about he's getting a desk job by becoming a not a weatherman

a weather man what a loser that's a pretty I mean like well I want to know like is it for like CNN is it a local affiliate 12 Well, before we're with them in the truck, there is this weird, like, golden-eye 64 graphic of a weather satellite. And you see two people, like, at some sort of, I don't know if it's like the National Weather Center. Oh, yeah, fake Anderson Cooper, who's the first guy you see and you're like, is this guy a character? And he's not.

No, it's weird. There are two non-characteries who both have, like, a line of piece and they're weather-related. And I guess maybe he's working there, and that's like, maybe there's a link up to the weather channel. That's national. Sure. Well, he's also a handsome dude. he could be a weather man oh absolutely yeah i would watch him every day i'd watch them all the time you need like charisma though yeah i'm like not saying that paxton wouldn't but it just you made me

think of like listen we got some some new york local weather people low rent sons of bitches like they're all good looking personality of a fucking rock bring back mr g any anyone oh absolutely old enough to know mr g is mr g still alive i think he's got to be retired i don't know i feel like I've seen him not too long ago but we're talking about WPix 11 someone's really angry right now because it's okay this is super niche New York

sure niche New York niche New York I love by the way Helen Hunt's character's name Dr. Jill hey hey man it's Dr. Jill no she's Dr. Joe Oh yeah it's Joe oh it's Joe isn't it damn you're right

Joe Harding is yes that's it and she's like this is is a nightmare. You, this lady will not fucking sign. She, you know, so they has divorce papers. That's what they're there to do is get these fucking things signed. Wrapped up in, in this adventure due to getting divorce papers signed, which is great. Insane. So they, every line is signed except for one. And like, you know, she knows what she's doing.

You know exactly that she just did not do. Oh, yeah. This is all, she's, this is all a plan. She's trying to snare him back again. That's what this whole thing is. And she uses the NATO's to get that This is very clearly. Amblin Entertainment was involved in this. Spielberg was going to direct this for a while. This is obviously left over from his script notes. Well, they're clearly divorced. Mommy and daddy, no, mommy and daddy get divorced. It's a, you know, it's a human relationship thing, which I'm happy to see. Also, Spielberg, apparently, it was his idea to kill the daddy. Yes, that's what I was going to say. How do you not kill the daddy? You got to kill the dad. Daddy got to die. And he's like, you know, that would like strengthen her Helen Hunt's.

characters need to get this monitoring system up and running because it's very personally connected to her. You understand how stories work, you see. Yeah, versus I was scared once. Oh, no. Oh, no. You know what? I think you really have to kill it. Hi, I'm Steven Spielberg. I think you have to kill the dad

for sure because, I mean, he just didn't stand up to Seth Rogen. He didn't fucking stand up to him. It is hard to take that movie out of my brain whenever I watch a Spielberg movie these days. Oh, sure. There's a big old train. I'm like, you fucking pervert. Seth Rogen stooped my mom

God damn Seth Rogen wouldn't have gotten pulled up by a NATO I totally forgot about that The Fablemans of course Wait I'm holding it on the door Hold it on the door No I'm serving on the door No yeah magically the tornado's not taking me

I'm just like six feet from you And it's not taking me It's interesting He's that heavy Is that what we're saying? No just because he's magic You know speaking of Seth I felt bad for him the other day

So I was on TikTok or something and they were doing press for there's that like sausage party cartoon series that's there. Oh yeah. And they're doing some press for it. And it was when like Axel F was also coming out and there was, Eddie had done some interview

where he was talking about how he purposely got rid of his famous laugh. Yeah. Because people were like referencing it too much and it was built into Eddie Murphy impressions and whatever. And this fucking goblin person from whatever piece of shit outlet

is talking to these people about sausage party, the TV show. Right. Which we'll write for, by the way. I could play a kilbasa. No, nothing against it. But it's like, you're here to talk about sausage party of the TV show, and this dude's like, so is someone who's got a little bit of a infamous laugh himself?

And I was like, will you leave this man alone? You fucking goblin person. Ask about him voicing a hot dog and get out of the room. No. It was so, oh, man, it was piss about him. Was he pissed, too? Was he like Sarah Dagger's? He took it in stride and he was like

Eddie's fucking great and Eddie can do what he every wants to do. Ask me about voicing a hot dog please. Just garbage junket shit anyway. So yeah, we get there. We were meeting the whole gang including the great PSH as the Dust Man. Oh, it's the extreme. Here comes the Extreme.

Listening to some Eric Clapton to start. Get that fucking shit right out of that van please. You know he's just He's waking and baking Oh, absolutely. Definitely. I think that, I mean, like, you know, obviously, tragically, we lost Phillips Seberhoffin. Obviously, between these episodes, probably.

Yeah. And he's up there with a dear heavenly father and talk to Ruth. Dusty didn't, Philip Seberhoffman outlived Dusty. You know, Dusty guide before Phillips Seamorhoffin. Oh, he met the suck zone face first at some point. Or the fucking, you had the suck zone up his nose.

And that was getting him. Yes. One of the other. it's weird man I think it only happens once in the movie but there's a great shot oh it's actually kind of closer to the beginning of the movie

it's Bill Paxton is standing out staring up at the clouds exactly what Daisy Ecker Jones does in Twisters by the way and he's kind of like reading the sky and look out of the clouds or whatever and Foffman comes up to like ask him about how it's looking and I was like

the two people in this shot are dead way before they shot it pissed me the fuck off. They're both great. It's weird to think about. There's a bunch of lines in this that I love. There's small lines that does give this a lot of

flavor and it's stuff that only they could have made sound right. Like the way that Dusty when Bill Paxton shows up, when the extreme shows up, sorry. The extreme. That's a nickname they ditch right after the scene where they explain that's his nickname and that's unfortunate. Well yeah, I mean that's even

that's towards the end when they actually are like what is this? See him at Meg's house is going to town on shit and be like, extremes. Well, that's where they ditch it, though, is the dinner scene, which is like right in the middle of the movie. So right when this is happening, he has to, Philips Seymour often goes up and it's like, and a

manly handshake ensued. Who would say this? That sounds like actual direction from the fucking I was like, from the script. I was like, what the fuck? Why would you say that? Like, hey, Phil, you don't have to read that direction, man, but actually it turned out to be a really good line. It's better

than what's on the page. It's a nice interpretation. We also have the great Alan Ruck as Rabbit. He's one of the navigators. He's arguing with the other navigators, Sean Whalen, as Sanders. Sean Whalen, I remember most as Frogert from Lost. That was the nickname he was given on that show. He's the one of the milk twins from Always Sunny. He is, but I believe most importantly, speaking of milk, he's in the milk commercial.

Aaron Burr. Oh, my God. Aaron Burr? I believe he's the peanut butter. I thought about that commercial kind of recently for some reason. But not that I was, like, reminded of it by anything. I was just in the grocery store, not by peanut butter. And it just popped into my head that whole commercial.

And I was like, man, that was a time to be alive. Clinton's America watching the Aaron Burr peanut butter commercial. We piss people off in America for talking about niche New York. We piss off Europeans for talking about American commercials from 30 years ago. Well, they have YouTube. They can find it. Yeah, do that. Do yourself a favor.

He's trying to, like, win a radio contest is what it is. But he calls it and he can't say Harry and Burr because he's got peanut butter. of peanut butter. Yeah, that's what delicious. Milk would have, we would have fixed all of that for sure. Oh, yeah. I, so Jeremy, I didn't check the actual cast list thing. Jeremy Davies is called three different names in this. Oh, really? And I just can't figure out which one is the real one. Well, he's a coward. He gets that, that would be better if it was just blank. What's the names? What are the names? What are the names? Brian Haynes Lawrence. You're about to be

Hang the death for the assassination of... No, like, I think it's got to be Lawrence because that's the one that most directly you see Bill Paxson say it, and then it cuts to him. But like, right. Joe is very... It's like, Haynes, do this, and then Jeremy Davis does something. He's like a non character in this and it's unfortunate. Like, whatever

happened to that guy, because he had a pretty big role in, what, saving private Ryan soon after that? He was everywhere. He was on a long time. But now is he lost now? Where is it? He pops up in, like, bad horror. Yeah, he was in the black phone as the abusive dad. Oh, yes. He's pretty good. good in that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to check that out

still. Oh, man. Good movie, man. Pretty fucking. I know there's a, there's a sequel coming in. I'll be there for it, man. It's called black phones. You know, black phones should... It's actually a, it's a reboot entire thing. I think Black Phone should fight, Ethan Hawks' Black Phone should fight long legs. They're both kind of similarly like

Michael Jackson adjacent. They're both obsessed, listening to T-Rex and other like glam rock and whatnot. Got to do stupid shit like that. We have aliens versus predator. Why not? Long legs versus black phone Get nutty with it Oh wait a second

It's even more connected than you think Because they're both in one way or another Sort of related to child's birthday parties Yeah, that's true Yeah, oh yeah Because in the black phone Ethan Hawks like a balloon guy or something Yeah, exactly

Oh my God And now we get the signs alien to walk by Well that's just a walk on Eric makes a very good point The Alien vs. Perrier movies have done so well That we have to bring it back. We have to just copy that and it'll just make us all the money.

Not everything has to be the Matrix. Also, it's not always about opening weekends. Those have been out for a long ass time. People love them. It's about just turning a problem. We'll have to double our money. We make it dirt cheap. This is about kids' birthday parties. How expensive is that?

Call it the birthday boys. You got to CGI all the kids, though, because there's no way you're getting kid extras around us. We also have Belzer and his lady friend here. who are total swingers. Guaranteed that truck is open for anyone who wants to come in

absolutely literally anyone even the Dustman oh the Dust Man's fucking he's been there been there done that and what's his Belzer is

Todd Field Todd Field right right right Director of Tar that's right that's right I gotta say he's looking like pretty spelt in this movie

and like they keep him kind of under a bunch of like bad scientists close but I was like, Todd Field incredibly handsome in this one. Oh, yeah. He's also handsome in Eyes White Shut as whatever Nightingale. Oh, that's right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good looking fella. Who Todd, who Tom Cruise gets murdered so easily. Yeah, that could have been prevented. He really could have just like, just keep your mouth shut, dude. There's Preacher who is there to die and doesn't die. That dude's brain should be all over that fucking automotive thing. How dare you

tease me with a scalping? Preacher, I was looking on IMDB, the guy who played him, is a failed clone of Martin Moll They tried to make it You know my father was one of those Oh wow cool Preacher is the Isn't he the dude

Am I thinking of the right guy That's also in With Foffman and Ethan Hawke The fucking schoolboys movie there Send to a woman No you're not you're thinking I think he's got Anthony rap No there's another dude

Fuck maybe it's scent of a woman That I'm thinking about That was the one where he's a schoolboy. But, yeah, I love Marvin Mall. Marvin Mall. I love him. When they cut to him, he's at least energetic, so I give him that. But there's just nothing.

Because we got Alan Rock, he's like the map guy. He's complaining about creases in his man. The dust man seems to be like the videographer of the group, if he does anything. Documentarian. Documentary. Apology. He also seems to be really, he is keeping on the radio. all the time. No matter what he's listening for where a tornado

could be. Belzer and his swinging bride there seemed to be doing computer stuff which you need a lot of here. Oh yeah, you need those. But I don't know what preacher, he's just like in the back in his own car nobody talks to him. I guess he doesn't talk to anybody. That's all I can think of. For everyone he's there praying. Preach, I was

thinking of the wrong dude, but Preacher also is Copeland in a couple of those Police Academy movies. Oh, there you go. In some of the lesser later. I think he appears in four in the first appearance. We promised to do Police Academy movies that never did something. We never ever I guess we'll have to. We have to do that. Maybe the entire thing back to back seven six or seven episodes. Let's do it. The other guy that I was thinking of is Nicholas Sadler who plays

Kubrick who I think is on the, I think he's on the other team, Kerry Elway's team. He's incentive a woman. He's in disclosure. He's in Stop on My Mom will shoot. Got it. Yeah, he's a recognizable like teen things. If we got through all of these characters, actors who would be all the whole whole day but that's what's great about this movie is it adds so much texture to have these guys also i love the boxy cars oh i don't know why but boxy cars are just always more exciting for me to watch so uh bill approaches joe joe's being kind of shitty and she's like oh i thought i signed all the papers and like what is this oh look oh this last page excuse me what a mistake i made but now uh-oh we didn't have time because

we got to go chase a tornado and like he's like oh man she didn't sign the papers Right. And now it's in her truck and it's NATO bound. So we have to pursue her and bring my sex therapist fiancee along for the ride. Because this is a special tornado day. Not before have we ever seen this kind of consolidation of numerous tornadoes going on all within a very small amount of it. Like this, they literally, the tornadoes are ganging up on America. And let's the thing is like you talk about the warning system Oh my God It's four minutes

Five minutes If you know that Today's tornado day Is everyone Is that on the news Like or is that just For meteorologists Well that's what they're trying to do

Right Dorothy Once these sensors get up in there We can make the warning A little bit quicker You could say hey Don't go to school tomorrow It's tornado day Well nowadays I wonder if it's kind of like

What with the advent of like Home Sharing apps And shit like Verbo and Airbnb I wonder if Tornader Alley, like here in Oklahoma, where they're at, is kind of like Austin during Southby, where all the real people leave and rent their houses to the animals that want to come in and go to South By. I wonder some of these folks now, yeah, we'll rent out our house to you fucking weird storm chaser people. We're going to leave, we're going to go on vacation somewhere

far away. Let the YouTube star come in and the girl who wants to cure tornadoes. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. And then when my house is inevitably destroyed, they'll be killed inside The sensors, yeah, what they want to see inside of a tornado, which they never have looked inside, and is there a Tasmanian devil in there or is there not? Yeah, we got to get to the bottom of it. It actually might be just one little one running around at the bottom. Yeah, exactly. It's all ravelled up. Causing all that fuss.

Joe, do you hear that? What is that? Good Foffman delivery, because we just got to call them out because there's a finite number of them now. when he finds out that Bill Paxton is engaged to Jamie Gertz he goes

dude you're taking the vows you never did that with Joe what's the problem why does everybody gave me dirty looks I'm just telling it like it is well they did because they're getting divorced right

but maybe they did it like at the courthouse or something is that different at the courthouse do you do vows yeah because it's non-religious so I don't know you do the thing

about it makes sense but I'm curious I mean, like, this, this movie and along came Polly just show that Jack Black had a career because Philip Seumer Hoffman was too busy. Because he could have done any role Jack Black ever did. And Foffman never would have thrown a friend of 40 years

under the bus so fucking spectacularly. Yeah, we are in a, we are still in a pretty new era of fuck Jack Black. It feels, it feels wrong for me at so many levels, but like I have to speak my truth. I'm ashamed of that dude I think of any any side characters that Jack Black played

yeah Philips Seymour Hoffman Cohen I'm not sure if like he is perfect for that school of rock character Yeah Fossman couldn't have done that When he's a lead I think he's lead for the right reason He could have played the friend and the cable guy

Because he's done great friend roles In like a Long Came Polly The Forgotten Ben Stiller Jack Black comedy envy Oh wow He could have done that He would have passed on Shallow because he's a decent human being.

It's like, you know, no, I'm not going to do this. This is fine. He could have done saving Silverman that. Absolutely. Oh, definitely. Elevate that fucking thing. I feel but like anything like music. Yeah, you're probably right.

Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Isn't going to fly as much. I don't know what kind of music abilities. Phil had. He could have been in previous episode, Airborne as Augie, the one scape. Oh, fuck. I forgot. He's in that movie.

Roller skater, that's what they are. Roller blader. Roller blader. I'm not sure if he. would have been able to play the psychopath follower of Bob Roberts. That might have been Oh shit. I forgot about it. He shaves his head

and he's a nut job. Yeah, yeah. I have not seen that. Wow, there's like a taxi driver character? There is. Oh, nice. And it's Jack Black. Oh, I love that. Bob Roberts is an interesting movie. Worth watching. Yeah. There was a deranged guy that delayed production on this movie. Did you guys read

about that? His name was Tim McVeigh. Oh, right. Yes. Yeah. They had to shut down. Because that dude, there was a mad bomber. I also. I also Because this is all around Oklahoma. Also, I thought you meant Yad de Bonn, because apparently, like, the... He's another mad bomber. Yes, please explain this one.

The cameraman, like, he was, like, shoving cameramen to the ground because they were missing cues, and the first camera crew walked off the set. Well, he, the way he tells it is they had some expensive shot, and some dude was about to walk in front of the camera and to save the take. He, like, pushed him out of the way. I don't believe that. No, but apparently, like, it was, like, the last straw for this. They were already, like, at each other and whatever.

The whole fucking camera crew walked off. The reason I don't believe that also, like, in this sense of like, oh, we're saving money. Like, we don't want to have to go again. They fucked up getting some, I think it was like the tanker explosion. And he like secretly just did it again without telling Warner Brothers. And like, so you're not concerned about your budget one second, but this next second where this dude was shoved, you were concerned about the budget. And the part when Helen Hunt at the end of the movie when she jumps out into the cornfield, apparently like she got a concussion because she, the door was. knocked her back in the head

and Yondav I was like, well, Helen is very clumsy. Yes. And she's like, and she's like clumsy because apparently also there was some like lighting rig that burned the eyes of Helen Hunt

and Bill Pax and blinded them for a couple of days. She's like clumsy, the guy burned my redness. What else do I want to do? Helen, oh, just a clutz that Helen Hunt. But look, you used to be able to actually get hurt on movies, which was why they were better back then. Now it's all, you know,

in the studio. You don't go outside anymore because you could get a concussion. That's what was very nice and refreshing about Twisters. We are outside all over them. So that was pretty cool. Arguably there's a lot of great like set pieces in that. Like the rodeo. Oh yeah.

The movie theater, which is referencing the drive-in and this. There is. Yeah, the drive-in is great. There's plenty of good ideas in it. I mean, it's just it's the same thing. I'm just being like, watching it being like, it's ridiculous that you want end tornadoes. This is insane.

Well, we got to cure that somehow. Sure. Take your vaccine. Like, if that, if that chemical compound thing, like, is true, that's amazing. Sure. You would be able to save lives. Sure. You ain't no fucking scientist.

You don't know what's going to. I'm not a scientist, but I know something. You're never getting rid of tornadoes. That's not happening. Put pencils down on tornadoes. Stop this 90 degree weather stuff we've been getting. Thank you. Let's try that.

But so, yeah, we're following the first tornado. This is when we meet Jonas. Jonas, son of a bitch. He said it for the money, not the side. The fact that Bill's facts, it has to say that line. So hilarious. But I love the way we do this storytelling. You know, it's economic.

It's like we see the guy and we're yelling and spitting at him. And now we know what. You know, we don't have to build that up necessarily. They were kind of like the three of them, Bill, Joe and Jonas here. Breaking bad. Yeah. It's very much a gray matter kind of thing. We're all working together.

And then he decided to take the corporate grant money and just, he was Uncle Pennybags from here on out. And you know what? I kind of wish I had done it. He beat me to the punch that son of a bitch. Your idea, unrealized, unrealized idea. Now, what is this Kentucky fraud accent? He's sort of trying to do.

It's fantastic. It is. It's weird. Truly something with this voice. It makes some of these words really stick out. And that's like, to me, I'm kind of, I don't really. care about like the authenticity like when it's done well I'm very

impressed right whatever but like if it's stuff like this to get an unrealized and that actually sticks in your brain rather than just be like unrealized idea yeah like I just it there's nothing oh no it's it's the same thing we were talking about this Chelsea and I because there was a great article I think in

Vulture was writing about this too how many of you guys are watching the presumed innocent I know Steve watched it I haven't watched the pilot I haven't okay so the guy playing Nico the newly crowned DA on the show is a British guy and there was an article because like

his accent you're like what the fuck is this guy doing and he in this interview whatever was talking about how like he was pulling from Walter Peck from Ghostbusters to do this sort of like pseudo effect high society red tape manager kind of voice

for this DA and like it makes shit memorable. Yeah, on its face, it does like sound ridiculous, but like you remember the guy, you remember the character. Right. Sometimes you just got to take that swing, even if, you know, even if it's a little, you know, janky.

It's going to be memorable, like you said. Yeah, so Jonas's team brings the who's who character actor list of 45. It's like 17 and then it's doubled. But it seems as, to read up on this movie, a lot of these dudes would have been around more if it were

not for scenes deleted. A lot of, because Carrie Elways vanishes from this movie. And if you believe what's written about, the production or whatever and the release of it, so much of his stuff, and Foffman was cut out due to profanity and they wanted to get this PG-13 rating. So I guess, like, they're telling

Carrie Elways to go fuck himself, you know, six ways from Sunday. Part of those, one of the other issue was those scenes were unrealized, unreal. So I guess every time we come back to Carrie Lewis, we got another fucking tornado. Another fucking tornado, you're going to be fucking kidding me. Oh, fuck my ass.

It's another tornado. The tornado's just coming in my mouth right now, God damn it. Yeah, sometimes I like to call it the suck zone, but sometimes I call it the suck dick zone. Opsome to leave this dusty, too. This tornado's a real cock sucker. Dusty is, like, taping him, like, nailing himself down with, like, straps and stuff to the cornfield so that he could take his pants off and have the tornado suck on his... Sure.

Oh, man, this makes the Oklahoma City bombing look like a preschool. Oh, shit. That's cut two. Insensitive. Did he also blow over preschool? Wasn't that? It was a daycare center. It was.

A piece of shit. That's right. Listen, we denounce him. He's not with the deer heavenly father. No, no, he is not. He's in hell. We got sisters and they're scissoring each other right now, man. Scene deleted.

Their two tornado pussies are fopping ugly. See, the whole thing was they were trying to send up these sensors into the tornado to unscramble the porn that it is so they could watch the big god porn. Oh wait, no, hold on. We got Stepsisters. Is that better in second? Tornado's stuck. Give it a push.

No, fuck it. Oh, my God. That NATO's stuck under the Warshan machine. It's not going to move till you fuck it, don't they? And it always wants you to fuck it. Every time it gets stuck, somehow they're always wanting to fuck. Right that.

It is pretty, funny, though, in this movie, like, and Twisters, the same weather event happens, and in Twisters, it's the dude screaming Twins. And in this movie, it is Pax's just going, oh, man, looks like we got sisters.

Yes, and I was like, sisters, twins, same weather event. One way more radical to say. Oh, they're all about the lingo. This one, they are really big on lingo. You have to hear it about everything. And I do, I would love it if, like, you

You know, he's playing Inagata DeVita going into the worst storm of history. And, yeah, all of a sudden, you just hear Jenna Jameson say, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. And it's just he gets pulled up by the tornado and you're, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. You're Blair and sublime. And it's just that part where they have the clip end of the dudes like, I said, suck the motherfucker. You're biting it. It'd be amazing. It would be amazing.

The first one they get, there's like a million 20 years to me. The first one they get stuck under a bridge, him and Joe. Right. Do we see the cow at this point? No, that's later. Okay. But yeah, so the bridge, the first one's the bridge. He's, like, the whole thing is she keeps saying, you need to start cutting across the field if we're going to get in position for this thing.

He's like, I know what I'm doing. And they're in, like, he turns off onto this dirt road, but the dirt road is dug into the ground a little bit. And they're carrying the Dorothy device on a trailer behind them so he can't jump the lip of the trail. So he's like, I'm going to turn eventually. and crashes right into this, like, footbridge thing and they can't take the truck any far. It is, I mean, we should say that after the meeting with Jonas,

he realizes, you got me for the day. I want to see this, I want to see my unrealized idea and become realized. By the way, aside from the 1969 prologue, this is a one crazy day movie. It is. Yes, and it's present day, which means it takes place September 10th, 2024.

And I am not putting my sex therapist, fiancé, with the dustman. I'm putting her. Well, actually, I wouldn't put her with belts her and his gal either because then that's going to, she's going to get wacky. Preacher. We put it with Preacher, absolutely. Dustman holding her hand, walking her around.

He is coming on with this lady so hard. It's ridiculous. Really making her uncut. It kind of reminded me of when the other dudes in Wayne's world are hitting on Brian Doyle Murray's wife and the guy's like, do I frighten you? And she's like, no. And he's like, do you want me to? That is the dust man in this movie.

That and, as we know, we talked about in the last episode, I believe, is the scene where his cock flops out of his shorts, which has been deleted for all subsequent releases. That was happening on, I mean, like, he was just probably flipping and flop it all around. Oh, absolutely. Hey, Melissa, what do you think of this, man? Oh, whoops, it happened again. Oh, hey, Melissa, man, I think I sat in some gum again. No, the dust man does not need a safety net down there. No, no, sir.

That's just not. He's also, I think, to try to seduce her, he's wearing. the goggles that Trent Rezner wears in the closer video? I don't know exactly why. He's not in the windstorm at that moment. If only you could float upside Dan circling around. I guess the twister could help with that. You know, I would fuck you like an animal, Melissa.

I would do that. I put her with Alan Ruck and the other guy with the maps. You know what I mean? She could hold the maps. You could ask interesting map questions. Right. I mean Ruck would need a map of a female body to find it. She'll be fine there. There's no room in that one, though. Preacher is all alone listening to his classical music doing God knows what. He does inherit the dog

later, so that's fun. That's nice. This movie, A-plus in the making sure Andrew is aware every second that the dog is totally fine. A-plus friends. We know it. So that's the first one. They get stuck under a bridge. Stuck under a bridge.

Oh, yeah. Are you going to fuck that truck? Come on. You got to fuck that step truck. And their first truck All right For people who aren't acquainted This is stuck Apparently is some pornography That these guys watch

And people get stuck under things And then they have to be fucked In order to move again None of us watch it We're just aware of what it is Yeah I'm just not aware of any of this stuff Oh yeah yeah I know

My porn search history is unrealized Vivian you're my step truck That means it's all right You're still in the serious catalog Oh, boy, those were the salad days. Oh, yeah, man. Right if I read this quiz, I'm going to jack off to the centerfold of Red Book. I mean, that was Young Love.

That was my first. So it was my first time right there. Would a step truck be like, is it, are all Ford's related or is it like all Ford like 97s related? You know what I mean? Like the 98. I'm saying because we're about to see the she's about to take the other truck, right? Yes, yeah. So I guess like this is their shared truck.

That's the truck they have together. So this is just one that Bill takes over. All Fords are related unless it's like, I don't know, is Chevrolet is that, is that, that's a part of Ford. That's General Motors. General Motors has that family of shingles. Maybe those are stepped. Okay.

That's possible. That's what I think of. Got it. So like a Ford and a Chevy. Right. They could, they could fuck. That's actually just a regular sexual encounter. But like a Buick and an Oldsmobile, that's a step situation.

Yeah, they'd have to keep that quiet. They'd have to keep that very quiet. I'm not a car guy. So please comment below. with the correct step cars and step trucks that could fuck sure it's important does scotties would have a step sister

possible it's definitely possible but yes now I mean and this like is it a Durango that they're driving around in the rest of the movie this truck is like it's a nice one it's but it's a commercial for this truck of course it survives everything and like every they throw everything they can at this truck and this truck keeps on going

well it was it was like uh Ford and Dodge maybe Yeah, we're battling for who was going to get placement. Yeah, I mean, that's a huge thing. It survived the NATO's until it doesn't. I love how literally. That truck actually, it survives everything that nobly sacrifices.

Well, that's sacrificed itself for scientists. It's like Spock at the end of fucking wrath of God. I've never seen something so literal, like other than World War Z. I've never seen something so literal about like, this is only possible because of Pepsi and God or Ford. These are the two things that allowed this to happen And they're the two things that saved them at the end Yes, that's right Yeah, so this is

Well, a lot of this is where you get This is the most annoying part of the movie for me All the Kvetching in the truck cabin With Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt Just this bitter fucking I don't want to fight right now, we're chasing Nato's Well, I'm gonna blah blah And you're just like

It's true to life There's some good dialogue there back and forth like can I drive no well can you and they almost hit something so yeah that's a pretty cool line because he's about to slam into a fucking huge lawnmower that's driving on the side of the road really it does

not look like a great relationship no no no no no maybe they should stay well that's the thing they should get divorced the end of this movie there's a little fucking tongue twister going on and they're making out whatever that is a three months tops yeah oh yeah maybe just one last take her to the mats one last time and then go get married to your sex therapy. It's the breakup, the Pepsi machine.

It's got it, right, rock it up, rock it back and forth. Rock and forth. I mean, that's, because she, she says like, well, sorry, he says she's a therapist. And then, of course, she's like, yours. And then, of course, that just evolves into a big 1990s fight. Yep. Oh, yep. I'm not the one whose dad died, Joe.

How about that? He's good therapy. Because all your death dead is zero to 100. and holy shit bringing up the dead dad but it's weird because like she he's got his Bill Paxton accent apparently Tom Hanks read for this movie was in the movie would have been terrible

and kind of he's like you know what I don't want to do this movie for my crew I don't see my career going this way he was just in Apolliter to do with Bill Paxon's like you kind of want to want a southern actor anyway how about Bill and you know Bill came in and it was great for Bill's career but Helen Hunt is just

New York Helen Hunt you know what I mean and she's like from the from the Oki, you know what I mean? She's born to the fucking barn. And this is what they do in the sequel thing is, right, she's from there. She's from there. But everyone thinks she's New Yorker.

Yes, because she, Daisy Aker Jones, moves to New York after the tragedy to also basically become a weather person. Right, yeah. Like she's now, she's a suit weather person like Paxton's character is going to be in this movie. It's the same movie just scrambled, like a NATO without the device to make it. And then it's into the heights guy who brings. brings her back out because he was her Anthony Ramos. It was very good.

I really like him. I said on Letterbox, it was really nice to see Anthony Ramos in a movie that I enjoyed watching. And he's got like, you know, shit to do. Like, he's fine in that Transformers Rise of the Beast movie. He turns into the Mega Man at the end. It's real fun. Yeah, but it's a, it's a

Transformers movie at the end of the day, you see. That's, the thing with Bill in these arguments is he doesn't really take out the bazooka, which he could, because there is this moment. When Helen, when the, when the step truck is underneath the bridge. She, like, they're holding on to the thing trying to base, and she leaves to be like, I've got to see it.

Yes. I've got to see it. I'm like, what is this part of this personality? Are we ever coming back to this part of the personality? She's crawling on her hands and knees to look at this. I want to die. You know. Daddy, is that you, Daddy?

Daddy came back. Exactly, dude. Like, she thinks she's staring into abyss where, like, the dad is still. on the other side, like that weird cartoon, The Noozles. The Tornado of Souls. Oh, yes. Right? It's like Freddy's chest.

You can see all the people that got taken. It would be great if you saw that dude on the door and the tornado, like surfing like, come on Joe. It's great in here. We all float in here, Joe. Come up, come to the NATO, like come to the light, you know? 30 years later, I'm still hanging ten in the NATO. I kind of just want to see his face in the tornado, like the father from Lion King up in the cloud. Joe, you don't have to take this.

You can go home. Or ghost tornado, much like the end of another Yon Dibon film, The Haunting. You bet your ass there's a ghost tornado in the movie. You wonder what exactly made him be like, I'm known for speed. It's fantastic. Twist it. It's outside. Well, you know what, Jan, there's a lot of cars and they're inside the cars a lot.

Yeah, a lot of people are in vehicles. It's not really important what's going on inside the car, unlike your movie, but, like, you know, it's something. Well, here's one question I do have about directing this film, Twister. Could I have Tune Man from speech also? Could maybe another car of his be crashed in this film as well? You know what? We like it. Now, you know what? But one thing is, you cannot punch a cameraman. That's this one thing we have to really underline here. Sacher, I'd never do such a thing to a talented camera operator. And I hope that Helen Hunt is in some sort of a clatz. It's one thing, Yon de Bonn does not tolerate, it is a clotts, fumbling fool. A clusoe-so-esque, clumsy actress.

She is just doing Helen Hunt voice. Oh, yeah, the entire movie. I guess I would imagine she probably tried and then so was like, hey, Helen, just don't. You know what I mean? Because, I mean, Helen, she's one of those actresses that is like, she doesn't disappear in a role. She's always Helen Hunt. You know, it's acerbic, it's fun. I think she's great in this movie.

I think she was great in trancers. Oh, yeah. Yes. Wow, deep pull on that. Totally. She was the same in this movie as when I ran into her in the bathroom line

at a Broadway production year or so back. Did she give you the business? No, she was very nice. It was a, I was coming out of the hallway where the bathrooms are. We were seeing that intense Oklahoma, Funny enough, reboot that they did or not a reboot, it's Broadway, that's not what they say.

Revival, thank you. That was a great show. It was awesome. And so at intermission, I was coming out of the bathroom hallway. She was going in, and I literally, like, bumped into it. If I was walking any faster, I would knock this one right to the ground. And I apologize. You're like a NATO.

I was a NATO coming right out of it, dude. I was like, look out, you cluts. She falls on the floor. Clubsy bitch Another concussion Don't trip in the pisser Yon was right about you No she was very I was like

I'm so sorry And she was like no it's totally fine Excuse me And then like as she walked away I stopped and literally whispered to myself Helen Hunt Well you know what I took a piss next to Rain Wilson once

Oh nice Also at the theater Sneak a peek No no no no no They had a good barrier I was I thought it would be too obvious Like Kilroy was here If I was trying to

As long as you didn't do an office joke to him, you're fine. You're just by there. Andrew, that Oklahoma, did you get that chili? Oh, did I get the chili? I'm going to have to ask Chelsea. I don't remember if we got the chili. I got the chili. I don't think we did. And the intermission, they served chili. And I was like, oh, what, please? Yeah. Wow, would they cleaning that bathroom all night? Extra beans, if you could? Could you put an extra helping of beans on top? You might have to take a couple extra bowls back for my friends. That I'm definitely with? How was the chili? The chili was okay.

It was not good, though. Yeah. Because it's New York City. Exactly. Better or worse than Wendy's? Better than Wendy's. It was better. Because it was like home style more like they just made a big old pot for the day. And also I wonder if Helen Hunt was going in there to blast ass because she probably had the chili.

That could be. Yeah. Yeah. She had better seats than us too. We could see her from the goddamn Helen Hunt. She's better at least. Yeah, I know. I know. I know. She looked like she was having a great time, though. Also, like, just looked like 1996 Helen Hunt. That's nice. No problem there. Fantastic.

So now we're all in the thing. This is the cows part. They're driving around. And like what are you called, this is our, Melissa keeps getting calls from her client. Donald. Donald and Julia. Julia, we got cows. Oh, yeah. And your husband's penis is magnificent.

I've seen it several times. I think you're just fine with it. What does she say to the dude, though? Something about. She didn't marry your penis. Yeah, she married you. She didn't only marry your penis, was the next line. Right, right, right, right, right.

I do, like, there's... Do you think she put a ring on that dick? At the ceremony, the vows, you know? I do take this peen. Yeah. Because you married, not just your dick, but she did also have a little separate penis ceremony. A separate ceremony. Yeah, a little suit on the guy, a little tuxedo.

Oh, they're Polly. It's him and the dick. They do, like, the main, you know, presentation, the main ceremony. And then, like, well, everybody else goes. off to cocktail hour. They got their fucking cock presentation. She puts on a shroud. The dick puts on a shroud. Cock and bull show. The dick's not going to stamp on the glass though. That's very dangerous for the dick. The funniest thing is... Put a little helmet on it. One thing, Steve, I know you hate this when the movies do this. And I think this movie does it like three times in a row.

When I remember it the most with the truck thing and it feels like, nope, we're not using this track. Oh, yes. Not using this truck. Sure. Not using this truck. Where you're using the truck. We're just driving the track. Yeah. Like jokes that you can see from space. Yeah. I don't appreciate that. No. Yeah.

This also happens. The cows thing is kind of fun. This is like they get really close to a twister and like their car gets sidewinders. Sidewinders. This is the sisters. Yeah, sisters. This is also where he goes. The follow-up cow thing is great. everybody just remembers the first path of the cow but then she's like cows and he's like I think that was the same one

which is great and then also meaning that the path so the whole thing is they're trying to track the paths of these twisters because they have to get in front of the path to have the Dorothy sensors go up is the whole thing but Bill Paxton realizes these sister tornadoes here they're unreliable as far as the path to which he says looks like we got drunkards here

because they're stumbling all over the field dude tornado slang is awesome that's great they do their best well actually the movie doesn't really figure they want the Jamie Gertz thing to be as easy as possible there's only one scene where she's sort of antagonistic

to Helen Hunt and even that doesn't even play that oh at the diner a little later yeah it was a little earlier the first time they're getting coffee and she's just like she just goes up to Helen Hunt because again like now we're on this fucking thing you didn't sign these papers for months she's like you're still in love with them aren't you Like, that's what she gets a little, like, evil Jamie Gertz as close.

It's like her at the end of that Seinfeld episode, like, hey, Raymond, you know what I mean? Oh, yes. You either. Yes, exactly. It's like that vibe of Jamie Gertz. But it lasts three seconds. And the rest of the movie, it's like she's just sort of like the put upon sex therapist, girlfriend. Well, right here is, you know, if they wanted to not worry about getting the R rating, you could have it acknowledged what actually happens here, which is the twins.

you can't track the path whatever uh-oh one's coming right for us they get hit by like the side of the tornado and the car is like spinning or whatever for a little bit this is where I was like hey Bill Paxton I hope in the glove box of your car you've got some backup air fresheners

dude because your fiancee just shit all over the back seat in your truck she is so I mean rightfully so she's not a chaser she's totally scared but I was like someone in this car shit their pants well that's the thing too is they try to make her like a baby because she's like he has to hold her at the end Like, oh, my God.

Like, this is a horrifying incident. Almost killed. Almost killed the fucking 20th. It was terrifying. You're shit in your pants and, you know, you charge extra to talk about scat on your sex therapy line. I mean, we're going to get to it. But when they go, when they all have to hide in the garage downstairs and she's freaking out, they all look around like, what a loser. Exactly.

Who brought the fucking baby? Fucking, you're scared about this? What, the fucking preacher's head almost got ripped off you? You scared about this? Are you fucking serious? This is the aunt magazine. another classic, we're not going to my aunts. We are not going to my aunt. We are absolutely

not going to my aunt. Food. Food. Food. It's sustenance. Food. He's definitely channeling Polly Shore in this movie. He's doing the thing with the fingers with him and Aaron Bergar. Go to like, bha. Yes, yeah, totally. And so that's like when you can get another character to sort of double up on your

Pauli's shortness of it all, then it becomes an Encino Man tribute to which I was all. kind of feeling here a little. Yes, this is what... hilariously, and this makes total sense. I've always thought that this is the least appetizing steaks that I've ever seen in my life. Apparently, Yondobot is a vegetarian.

So that makes... You know what I mean? It's just big, greasy nightmare steaks. Like, they're not... Well, this is his critique, right? This is what Americans eat. Big honk and, like, just like... Does a...

Fat gristle. Gray and unseasoned. Let's talk about what we're doing here. So we go to Aunt Meg's house, and this is the great Lois Smith. Hell yeah. Love Lois Smith. Shitty cook.

Shitty cook, shitty fucking metallic artist. You can keep, just give that to the scrap yard. Seems like you're asking for death doing that shit in Tornado Avenue. Yeah, totally. All this sharp shit flying around everywhere. You say that, how else we're going to make Dorothy fly if not for these things? We got to look at them and say, what about wings? None of our art's made out of cut up Pepsi cans, though.

Well, yeah, I mean, it might as well be. The smaller ones, yes. Well, look at what we're doing with this meal here, because it's a real what time. is it? Yeah. Again, this is just, it's a 24 hour day aside from the prologue, but we got the big steaks and we got the eggs going. That's the first thing you see is a big

gray, bad looking steak in a frying pan and then we're cracking some eggs and I was like, okay, steak and eggs, a little late breakfast, you got it. The appearance of mashed potatoes and thick gravy. I will say, that's the stuff that looked good on the tip. The gravy looks good.

It's practically a food group. Oh, no. That's It's like such a 90s line. Yeah, anytime we're, yeah, we're busting on food groups, that was straight out of the 1990s. Hey, pass the Fruitopia. Man, Fruitopia sucked. Oh, yeah. Not good.

In any form. Tap frutopia, bottle frotopia. Tap is coming out of the... We used to have it at the multiplex. Oh, okay. Oh, that's like, yeah. Instead of mini-made or something. I thought you meant like you had a sink that had Fruitopia.

No. Hey, Mama, can I do the dishes in the Fruitopia sink again? you lay off the fruit punch try the orange flavor I will say it's a nice, it was nice a little touch and I saw the TV glow when they had the Frutopia machine

Yeah, it was nice I love Bill's the most Out of Control, son of a bitch in the game Who are you? I'm Breacher by the way I'm praying, I'm just praying all the time That's my big line of the movie Hopefully it makes the trailer Just remember for the Oscars

I'm a preacher Do these people get paid what is like that that is why I think the meal stuff I think this is like the only meal it's all slim jim's chips and like gin and tonics from up on the fucking thing for

a good old dust oh the dust man with his hose beverage he's drinking all day he's drinking all day little airplane bottles sneak in a bit god bless him I call it the barn burner because I'm gonna burn in here one day and you know

he is so yeah This is what we're telling old Bill stories whilst... He's going to rue the day. He's going to rue the day. A sexy shower. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This story, like, that the dust man's regaling them with of, like, Bill Paxton's character.

So Bill wakes up, and a NATO was coming, and he's naked, and he's chugging Jack Daniels and his dick's doing a fucking propeller because the tornadoes making it go. And he says, have a drink and throws whiskey. in this moment I'm like maybe I wouldn't like hanging out with these guys No I definitely would not I don't think no I don't think you would

Because at first you know They're kind of lovable They're loving their mashed potatoes Graveys of Food Group isn't that cool This is the first time that they like Settled down and we get to hang out with the characters And you know like how about Alan Ruck being like So what's the sex therapy? How many clients do you have

Like you know like bring her into the conversation No we're talking Nato's and we're talking about Your ex I mean you're fiancee Yeah and getting well because he's I guess he's trying because Alan Rucks' whole thing is like well you know in a storm if you're going to get hit by lightning

you actually want to get hit by lightning on the asshole right that's the best place to get hit is right on the asshole and I hope that was the deleted scene with Dusty's that he was about to get start by lightning and he just puts his ass up in the air trying to get a right Rimmie I feel like the weirdest part is

Joey Slotnick like disappears from this movie for hours on end it's weird yeah it's part of their group he's not part of the villain group He has a great line where he's like, yeah, let's see it. Get struck by lightning just once. You know, see what it's like. And he just kind of has a great little Joey Slottick delivery.

And you don't see him. I don't think he's in the rest of the movie. Joey Slotny. I think he's fucking Aunt Meg. Oh, hell yeah. Let's come back to that. Lucky Doug. He's dead at the fucking basement then at the end of the movie.

They don't drag him out of it. She's like, oh, don't go deeper into my basement child. I don't want you to see all of them. You know, it's just me and the dog. That's all that's down here. They were doing it missionary style. The roof fell on them. It saved her.

Yes, I made that studded leather bracelet for him. It was for lovers, you know. And I like that him, like Bill Paxton, they just give him his name. Yep, he's just Joey. He's just Joey. We got a bill. I think there might be another one that's doing that.

Probably. I can't remember. Yeah, no, it's pretty tough. But yeah, you know, this is Helen Hunt's sexy shower situation. And it allows Jamie Gertz, by the way, we haven't really mentioned it. But Jamie Gertz, as the outsider, she is the one the movie tasks us

with learning everything through she is the vessel for exposition so they're talking about the Fujita scale saw F4 do this F2 was doing that this that and the other thing

and she's like well is there a such thing as an F5 all the forks are dropping on the fucking floor Phillips and Morhoffin spills a bunch of Futopia did somebody say F5

a little much she's not even in the room she's upstairs in the shower And, you know, to the script's credit at this point, Bill Paxton looks upstairs and says just one of us, and that's the end of it. But don't, you are the-

preacher. Preacher says, finger of God. That's the finger of God. Went up my ass. You know what, preacher? Maybe could you just fucking sit on the porch, dude? You're starting to freak everybody out. He's just hair until there's five of these things because he wants to shake God's hand.

You know what? I'll stop right now. I'm just going to keep on praying for a medium rare, please. medium rare if you will you know what it reminded me of great dude to follow on Instagram chef reactions he's a legit professional chef

that does side by side comparisons of bad white people TikTok food videos this looks like something chef creations would fucking take a look at it looks boiled or something it's really wet boiled gray it's like sloppy steaks actually

slop it up but we're having this great meal but uh oh we get word There's NATO's a common. We got to go. Dustman, you better bottle up that gravy, my friend. We got a job to do. He says, I killed evil bill. There was an evil bill.

He's gone now. And they get going. They're going to, is Enid? Because we come back to Wakita actually get slammed by a tornado eventually, but they're going to another place, which is where, I guess where the, what's it called the drive-in house? I feel like, at this point, Jamie Gertz should just be like, Okay, you guys are chasing more tornadoes. I just shit my pants.

I'm not even going to go into the back with Dusty. And Meg, is there like a car service that I could call here? This is the time to do it, man. This is the time to tap out of your NATO adventure. Absolutely. I mean, and not even ride with your future husband, because now he's sexually wiring up his ex-wife here. I got to tell you, it's just putting a fucking headset on somebody.

This is a sexy. I can't explain it. It's sexy as fucking. It's like a half a base. You know, she's getting wired up like this And he's definitely fucking smelling her That Bill, you know, Bill Paxton, I don't think Tom Hanks could sexually wire you up

No, no. Bill Paxon fucked, clearly I mean, that was the whole point of big love It's like, this dude's fucking all these ladies You know what I mean? And like, you believe that. Yes. And Bruce Stern's like, maybe I should stop fucking all those ladies. Well, yeah, that's-

Or whatever's going on in that show. Tom Hanks is a dad. But you don't think about how he got to that point. Bill Paxon, you're only thinking about how he got to that way. That's right, Tom Hanks is big dad in her. The very big dad, Andrews. That's why Tom Hanks could not play the guy in true lies, that's for sure.

Was that supposed to happen? No, no, I'm just thinking of the slimy fucking sex dude that Bill Paxman. Oh, yes, yes. Yes, all right. I was the... I was thinking of Harry Tasker. Oh, sorry, sorry. Also could not do that.

Well, we'll be clear on that. I don't think he could have done that either. Tom Hanks did not read for Punk number one in Terminator either. Yeah, I just can't imagine him doing those. Yeah, because he's a dad. He's not a daddy. There's a difference. Well, that's not a little more daddy energy. Definitely a little bit more daddy.

The trick about that is you actually can, I can imagine Bill Paxton doing a Captain Phillips. I can see him doing those kinds of movies. Yeah, he could very easily have done that stuff. He could find the Da Vinci Code. Oh, please. Anyone could find the Da Vinci Code. Jesus Christ. So we are rocking out chasing this twister. This is Van Hagar, humans being.

You see what's going on here, not human beings. You see, humans being is the name of the two. I'm a human going. And Steve, you made a little fart noise with your mouth. I want to mention that. These Reddit conspiracy theories, they're not actual farce. It was a joke with the mouth. This is where they're like really, this is like kind of Alan Ruck's big scene to shine.

Because he's navigating. They're like, you know, hey man, we need a way through. And he's like, why don't you start driving through this cornfield? it's going to meet back up with the highway. I love this. It's a great moment. Their caravan comes out of the cornfield almost slams right into Carrie L.

I'm annoyed at this scene. I always have been because we got 40 fucking people in this movie and Alan Ruck is one of them. And Alan Ruck has his most like, trust Rabbit. Rabbit is good. Rabbit is wise. And you see the two of them rolling their eyes in him. I'm like, that's his fucking job, dude.

Just trust your fucking team. Exactly. I'm sorry, you didn't come up with the solution. Joe. No, and it's not like he's up there. They're barking about, like, you know, what the storm's going to do. He's just the navigator guy. He's told where the tornado is, and he has to figure out the quickest way to get there.

It leads to a fantastic carry-always delivery here, where Zach Rignet is like, oh, do we follow? And it's a great carry-always. We do not? Yes. I do wonder, like, do you think Rabbit, you know, five years later GPS becomes on-stars happening? Oh, fine. And you know Rabbit's just like, no. That's all horseshit.

You need a guy. You need to pay me $31,000 a year. You're going to trust a thing that's up in space. I am boots on the ground with my maps. But it's 31 stakes a year is what he's good at. Unfortunately. That's what he's paid. 31 bad sticks a beige steaks.

31 boiled Aunt Meg steaks. That's good. I mean, to the question about like how are they living or whatever, it is a lot of like, we're sleeping in parking lots. Like, you know, if that, Twister didn't blow through town. They're sleeping at that drive-in. There's a shitty motel there. It's a lot of that going on. Similarly

in Twisters, they are at a lot of bad fucking motels in that movie, too. But at least you understand, because Glenn Powell's a YouTube star in that, so there's that's money, revenue. Sure, that's true. And the other organization is some, you know, like late stage capitalist land grab

evil corporation. That dude needed to be sucked up in a twister of his own. It kind of sucked. There's just this big, fat businessman character. The whole thing is like a Texan with cowboy hat. Yeah, and like they travel around to all these damaged spots and they're like, hey, your home's destroyed. We'll give you $13,000 with the property. So that's like part of the movie, which is sort of an interesting contemporary spin on it.

But I need that guy to like have a, it's like, we can save you from this tornado. You just have to let go of the briefcase full of cash. And he refuses and gets sucked up. And that does not happen and should have. Very least I needed him to throw his hat on the ground and go, shucks. Oh, yeah. Oh, step on that hat. Oh, shit.

What is the point of having a cowboy head if you're not going to throw it on the ground and step on it? Exactly. That's the only point of it. Yeah. To frustratingly stomp on it. Yeah. I think that fat guy is, and the whole land grab thing is also like,

Lee has Chunk getting, like, I'm going to have some human elements in this guy. God damn it, I will have a human element in this, son of a bitch. I will see whatever, you know, Lee Isaac Chung does next, man. He's good, you know. Menara is good. He's fucking two for two.

Yeah, exactly. Mnior and Gabo is good. Oh, I didn't see that. That's a good one. So, you know, now we're on We're chasing yet another Tornator here. I forget which happens here. This is the one where they can't find it

for a while, like only Todd Field can see it for some reason. And this is a great fucking Hoffman again. He's like you know, like, oh it's almost time for the deployment or whatever is what Joe says. And then Foffman just goes, this is the fun part, sweetheart.

And you can even see Jamie Gertz as her character just rolling her eyes like, God damn it. I mean, Thank you, Bill, for putting me in the least safe car of the... You know what I mean? Like, this is adding to the divorce. Most likely to be fondled. Yeah. But, I mean, honestly, after what he puts me through at the drive-in with the garage and then

like, essentially looking at me like I'm a loser because I don't want to die. I might just fuck, Dusty, just to get back at him. Just to fucking throw a fucking, you know, wrench in the friendship. Just fuck this. Ride the dust zone, dude. Oh, man. And then go to the doctor the next week for sure. Start getting shots.

Maybe Dustman's rocking what this one tornado has. We get another terminology here. Fatty, this fatty. This fatty's base is a mile long. He's got a thick trunk, you know. Fatty's base. I love tornado terminology. This tornadoes got a paddock atop.

And we around here, like Joe's like talking to like Bill Paxton about like, you didn't see it, skip that house, this house. and then come after you like it's a shark. Oh no, we got ourselves a pencil dick. It's a real thin one. This is when we get the hail too. Oh, Bill Paxson is getting fucking belted with this hail because he's like,

oh, I'll set up Dorothy while we're still driving or whatever, and he's got to open the back of the cab, and he's just getting pelted with fucking ice. Great siren noise. Love the siren when we're starting up, Dorothy. Dorothy, by the way, is just a bucket with shit in it. You know what I mean? It's a cooler that you would see at the side of the field that a high school football game.

And there's a bunch of Gatorades in it or something. Or heaven forbid, fucking Powerades. Do you ever get yourself in a Powerade situation? Oh, I've had plenty of Powerade over the years. Sugar City, dude. It's like Gatorade but spicy for some reason. There's like a tang to it. I've been saying a lot of commercials for Powerade during the Olympics.

Oh, really? Like a ton of them. This is when... This is Todd Field. Did you catch the Star Wars? How could you not? Wait, wait, what was it? Where they're talking about how big this NATO is.

Oh, yes, I did. Come on. Yeah, exactly. I forgot it. I put it out of mind because it was so bad. It's not a space station or whatever. Yeah, it's not a moon. It's a space station.

Josweed and did do a pass on this that I garron on guarantee. That is a Justin. Absolutely has to be. That's a fat nerd boy joke. Around here, too, is when, like, they're getting close to whatever, and I guess, like, they are sort of in it, or something like that. The dust man, once again,

they're in the bird cage. The bird cage, the bird cage, the wonderful bird cage. No, Melissa, you gotta see this. It's the tornado in front of you, but it's on a camera. You've got to see this. It looks even farther away. It's amazing.

It's smaller. Isn't that incredible? He says that he's got a telephoto lens so you can see it like up close, I think is the idea. But it's like, it is that shit of like, I don't care how far you zoomed in on the stage at the concert. Watch the fucking thing. I will say, though, that the moon, it's not a moon, it's the space station line.

Full disclosure, 1996, little fat boy. I was like, yay, they see me. He's watching it, too. I like clerks and mall rats, and you said it, you shit it. I can't believe you'd shit it. Of course, they fuck it. This is all the setup of Dorothy Run. The Dorothy Run fucks up and tips over.

It's all around. Oh, they just try to put them back in. This is when the speech you're talking about, but missing this house and then this house and then, yeah. It comes after you and then this is like, you got me, Joe, you got me right in front of you. Oh, wait, do I have this microphone up? Oh, man, fuck, fuck, fuck. Biggest, the biggest douche chill hot mic situation, you're getting back together with your ex-wife over the radio. And this is the dust man's time to shine.

It's just like, I can't believe you did that to you. I just kidding. My name's Dustin, by the way. The whole dusty thing It's kind of an act It's an act for them Like they like it When my balls fall out of my shorts

I think it's embarrassing personally And beneath me as a weather scientist This cloud of shit that just follows me around I do that every morning I put that on that's just not natural But our name is Dustin I think that's absolutely disgusting with it is And just to confirm

I am constantly uncomfortable If I do not shower every day And I believe in safe sex I just want you to know that I think that's important for you to know. If you were to enact sex revenge on him.

I mean, I call him the extreme, but I think I could be a little more extreme. You just got to take the kind of twister it on me. If you are going to enact sex revenge protocol, I want you to know this about me as that I have Trojans.

Oh, my God, bad at the end. Oh, yeah, well, I fuck Dusty. Yes. Oh, dude. Yep. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. And it just cuts to Phillips Seymour Hoffman a hand in a bag of cool wrench Doritos like

oh now I'm the extreme so this is the most famous scene in the movie probably or sequence this is the drive-in theater I do love the nice little thing for film distribution nerds this is a Warner Brothers Universal

Co-production which is why they're playing the Shining which is a WB movie and Psycho which is Universal Pictures very very for me DeBahn was a big Kubrick head there's a Kubrick reference in I think the movie theater is playing 2001 in speed, you look really close. Yes, yes, that's right.

And there's literally, there's a Stanley and a Kubrick on the carry-out ways to you. Oh, wow. Because the guy from scent of a woman is Kubrick. Oh, okay. And then there's a Stanley farting around in there somewhere, too. I think we've said it a thousand times that don't show me a better movie in your movie, but I feel like this is sort of an exception because once you see that axe going into the door and the screen being removed.

It's fun. It's cool. It looks cool. Anyone ever watch Coming Attractions on E? Remember that show? Oh, absolutely. We watched trailers and then talked about them? Yes.

Yeah, absolutely. I remember very clearly watching the Twister trailer oncoming attractions. Wow. Because it starts with Philip Zuberhoff and being, It's coming! It's running right for us!

Right here in this sequence. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Who hosted that? Was that like a Maria Manunos-esque person? No, it's like a dude. I don't remember. I forget his name. the Bimbo

not A.J. Benza, was it? No, no, AJ Benza. Dude, I'll tell you AJ, if you're looking for a E. True. E. Mysteries and scandals fix. Oh, what do he do? No, no, he was the host of it. What the fuck did he do? He hosted the show. What the hell? What is his his crime list? I'm sure he's some fucking bad stand-up or something. He doesn't tip. But he, he hosted that show, man, and there's a huge playlist on YouTube with those things. Black Dahlia episode. I remember watching that one. Todd Newton, the host of

Todd Newton, yeah, that's right. You got a photo on that fucker? Let me, let's some memory jogging here. There you go. Yes, yep. And where is he today? He's holding an Emmy in this picture, so that's pretty good. You son of a bitch.

Minutes before he was arrested for stealing someone's Emmy. He hosted Family Game Night from 2010 to 2014. I'm guessing he's doing a lot of TV hosting. Yeah, that seems like his thing. Well, we'll find his crimes. later. He's had a drive-time radio show on some like California radio station for 15 to 20 years.

Some guys got it all. Yeah, this is the Galaxy Drive-in. I really love the name of it. Man, this poor concession stand attendant when Helen Hunt's like, yeah, can I have eight coffees to go? She's like, this is a movie theater concessions. You know what, at least she's doing it just eight coffees black. Like, I know Dusty likes milk, but it's going to be his

fucking problem. That's his problem. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. If you're doing a mass order like that, and by mass order, I mean more than one cup of coffee, it's just plain Jane, you figured out. That's right. Well, in my book, that's all that coffee is. I will never put anything in coffee. Nothing. Yeah, yeah. Give me a little splash of that sweet, sweet, sweet mood juice. That's me, too. No, no, no. Black and on an empty stomach. That's the best. That's what I do every morning. Yeah, I know. It fires me up. Literally, the worst thing that the pandemic did was they now have moved the middle. out of the, out of the customer's hand.

It is now behind the, the desk, like it's fucking, I don't even know. You can't be trusted. You should be afraid of that milk they left out because there's old people going. That's actually fair. Never bothered me before. I just want to control. You get sick more than anyone I know. I'm going to die.

It's fine. We're all going to die. Yeah, it's coming right for us. It's already here, which is Paxson's great follow-up to Foplin's line, which is cool. And they do not do a really good job. of like oh my god we're the weather scientists we know the tornado's coming

people everyone out of the out of the driver be really quiet and go towards the cellar we don't want them to know we don't want it crowded down there Helen Hunt's the only one who's just like get underground get underground but like everybody else is like

let's find the place with the most sharp metal and make sure we are in that place as soon as possible she bangs on the window the concession stand like it's the end of the graduate but then turns around and stares and has this, is that my daddy in there? Like stare

at this tornado and Bill Paxson's screaming like, once again your daddy's not in that NATO either getting the fucking shelter. Thank God she fucks like a wildebeest because Christ, she's crazy as fuck. And yes, I've fucked a wilderbeast to compare it. No, Bill, I love

this part of the Shiding. I can't go. I need to stay. Oh, my God, the acts. Yes, right at the bathroom part, which is pretty crazy. And what do you call it there? This is Jeremy Davies being a huge coward. He will not get out of the truck. I mean, like, it's fine.

You got a big-ass team of people here, man. And someone is expendable. I think at least two of them should die in this fucking thing. It's Jeremy Davies and Alan Ruck. Yes. Well, actually, because Preacher gets hit. They hide in, like, a mechanic's well. Yes.

Oh, the murder barn is later. But this, yeah, this is terrifying as well. Yeah, the little, like, well that mechanics like get on. to do work under your car or whatever that's where they are hiding and Preacher just gets this someone's playing the tornadoes is playing Frisbee with a hubcap and it

just grazes this dude and cuts that forehead and like I think as modern audiences especially now we're waiting for the skull to peel back with like some CGI. He should do like the Homer Simpson and the Trias of Horror when Mr. Burton cuts his head off. Yeah totally he should now realize that

this finger of God wants to kill him specifically, and he should turn his back on his religion. Oh, yes. That's what I think should have. Yeah, he becomes a tornado worshiper. Yes. He's not preacher anymore. He's atheist.

Oh, shit. Can we still call your preacher, though? It's kind of cooler as a nickname, man. Atheist doesn't really pop off the tug as much. Anti-preacher. There you go. This is, of course, when Jamie Gers is like, this is crazy.

You're all insane. I want to go home. This is normal things for people to be saying at this time. Yes, totally. the idea that this woman had to suffer fucking four tornadoes in a day and she's still like a baby in terms of like the movie, you know what I mean?

Like, you're right, she should get up at this point. She saw her four tornadoes already. I'm gonna get out of here. And she also, I mean, like, I don't know. What else? If you heard that back and forth over the radio, I would also be like, I was also broken up with today.

Yeah, exactly. That is also when it's just happened and I got to get to a fucking airport. Totally. So this is, they have to race back. to Meg's house, yeah? It looks to hit Makita Headhalls.

Oh, no. That's another Fawfman. That's, it's very undust man, but very Foffman being a good actor. This was Dustin. Is Melissa what, look? That hurts my... I love Meg like her mother. Joe, do you think she'll be able

to make a steak? Presuming the kitchen's still standing? Someone has that joke when they dig her out of the house of like, steak and egg. Yeah, Alan Rock is like, he's like, shut the fuck up. But like, this is when she's like, Melissa's like, you guys go ahead and chase that tornado, uh, I won't be here when you get back. Wait, what?

It's some great stuff here. She's being very realistic in this moment. She says, sooner or later, this would have ended. We both know that. The thing is, I'm not that upset. What does that mean? Yeah. And it's actually kind of nice.

She's like, go ahead. She needs you. I hope that Aunt Meg's okay. And then boy, oh boy, it's all right. I know my way home. oh man that's heartbreaking yeah you're definitely not an asshole yeah I want you to go home and make sure you don't feel bad about this even though you are completely the one who's responsible for this this you 100% and and when I have nightmares for the rest of my life about

tornadoes thank you so much for that bill not only ruining our relationship but also giving me several moments of real trauma and I didn't mention it but I did see the ghost of her dad surfing there and freak me the fuck out. Not every therapist has a therapist but now I get to be one of the ones who does and I really, I thank you for that bill. You said nothing about seeing ghosts and tornadoes, hon.

That's her father. Especially surfing ghosts. Yeah, well, Dorothy's a containment unit for these ghosts. It's a big trap. Well, there is this kind of, it's kind of cool but it's very obvious. They're driving into Acute, it's like fucking devastated.

There's a family that looks exactly like her family dead on ghost family too do you think she should have gone and stole that girl's daddy like that should be my daddy oh yeah hey is that my sergeant Hitler daddy get over here my

sergeant hit over here I'll tell you what this just reminded me if you read the full trivia page for IMDB or on IMDB for this movie oh boy it's it's kind of the worst of what we're talking about where it's like

people are just saying things that happen in the movie and pretending that that's trivia and one of them is used here when it's like there's a scene where helen hunt drives by three people standing on the side of the road and they resemble herself and her family from the beginning of the film trivia and it's like there's got to be somebody moderating this shit that's nothing you're just saying a thing that happened in the movie yeah some people might not get it andrew and god forbid some you miss something that's somebody else got because you don't want to feel like a fool for not getting that little

fucking minute of whatever the fuck. I never feel like a fool when I read IMDB trivia. I feel so much smarter dude. I'm like, holy shit, look at this. Yeah, we do we see a little bit of Ed Meg before the tornado and then after she's like stuck under a fucking spice rack

or something. It's cool. The house collapsing is another, is a cool little like set piece like the thing to do. Yeah. Real fucking house. That was nice. This is the if you've seen those cool like behind the scenes videos that have been going around with this new one coming out of Bill Paxton doing some like BTS featurette and he's like

hi we're on the set of Twister and he's like running down like the sideways stairs and stuff being all goofy it's pure Paxton like pure Paxton having like glee making a movie like everything we were fucking robbed of and his family was robbed of because that fucking doctor what happened with that he had bad heart surgery

really yes I didn't know what happened heart surgery and it was all like fine until it wasn't he fucking died. I don't know how anyone sees him. Yeah, don't tell him this Jesus Christ, Andrew. I know. Listen, Chris, he's going to find out sooner or later. He's a big boy. I don't know about that. Speaking of a big boy, my favorite part of this whole

movie is Bill Pax's just holding this enormous dog. I always love what a dude is just holding a dog that's way too big to be held. A big dog. Because the dog, the dog has one of two reactions. It's either this is great or gosh, this is humiliating. One of the

the other, it's awesome. Didn't want to miss this, though. In the spirit of Foffman's hanging brain earlier in the movie, great moment he had. Side boob Lois Smith? No, just full on fucking spread eagle, dude. They originally found her. She had been masturbating in the fruit

cellar. No, that's not Joey. That's somebody else. That's not Joey. When they race up to like, oh, she's in there or something, and all the crew races up. I'm going out happy. this bean's getting flicked whether you're like it or not made oh f5 finger of god huh making chili in here with all this bean and his anyway show you a finger of god he just earmuffs joey slotnick's head and it's like ride me out oh my god that would be a beautiful scene

fothman the actor so this is like philip doing this he's running up the the shattered house or whatever to get to the window it is a real quick reaction Phil Hoffman pulling up these sweatpants because you know that he's about to Cris Farley this fucking camera 30 takes until he didn't expose his butt cheeks Phil again your ass Bill your ass

Oh sorry Can I get like a rope for these Zubaz pants I'm wearing? I mean the character would do it I don't really understand why I mean This character would absolutely show his ass Oh shit I was showing my ass but Bill your fiancee left huh Well all right

Shake it check it check it So they have this moment here Where they're looking at Aunt Meg's shitty lawn art And they have this Eureka moment It's I know how to make Dorothy fly Hey, uh, hey Dusty Yeah, you got that whole RVs filled with just empty Pepsi cans, right? So we got a little arts and crafts project for you, buddy

Well, she says, get me every aluminum can you can find And someone heard that as Pepsi can Someone just, you know, there's no, M-GDs or anything like that. There should be some silver bullets in here for sure. Oh, please. That'd be great, yeah, for sure. Some cores, absolutely.

Totally. But yeah, so this is, I do love it. It's the Dust Man excited that the adventure continues. We're gone. Yes. I mean, like, it is sort of like once the house collapses, you do want someone on the team to not read the room. Woo-hoo!

Yeah. Oh, we got ourselves a crusher. It's like, that's Aunt Meg's fucking house. It's righteous in its destruction. I'm so confused because I love this woman and she's fed me for years on end, but also I love when things get radically crushed. Woo-hoo. Joe, isn't that your ghost family?

That's who the family was, yeah. Whee-Hoo! Ant-Bag is trapped in there. Someone go on the IMDB trivia and change that thing about the family on the side of the road say that the man has a slight shimmer to him revealing that he's the ghost. Oh, sure. He's actually a Hitler cop. We don't get...

In speed, there's a guy with a Hitler mustache and it's this guy. That's what this is. It also works for the bomb squad. That's right. We called them Sergeant Hitler on our summertime speed show that we did. And I just think it's funny. And now whenever I see this fucking actor and anything,

I'm going to be like, he-he, he's Sergeant Hitler. Well, if we ever do varsity blues, you'll be... Oh, we did do our... Kevin. We did it. Oh, we did do it. We did it way before. Yeah. Guess what? Before we realized that he was Sergeant Hitler, though. We could redo it. If someone wins the trivia game, we can redo that episode and talk about Sargent. This is the part where they go. So they, two of the four Dorothees have been destroyed at this point.

We have two left. This is where they actually get it down on the ground off the flatbed truck, thank God. But then they're like, uh-oh, there's nothing weighing this huge football team cooler down. so it tips over and it doesn't really work this is when the oil tanker crashes in front of them this whole sequence is fucking great and around here they drive through the house that's kind of fun with I guess we're going in total trailer line right there absolutely

this is also around the time Jonas gets killed which is super fun holy shit welcome back to the movie Jonah here you fucking are man after I think I didn't clock it or nothing it's like 40 minutes it's gotta be it's gotta be I was gonna say 40 exactly like 40 minutes that carry always the pseudo anti i mean the twisters are the antagonists sure but like the human antagonist not in the moment and it's just such an insane kill it's just so like oh that guy got got he got he gets

fucking murdered thrown up into the air you know the one the driver gets uh impaled the car flies up he's still like just sitting there freddie kruger i mean notorious child killer yeah easier death you know what i mean that's been burned alive i don't know i might take a thing right through the head as compared to burning to death. But no, but Carreel is right in shotgun. So you're watching your best friend get fucking impaled and then your car is going up. You got nowhere to go

but down. That's true. That would be tough. You are sitting for like the last 45 seconds of your life with Zach Gronier's brains all over your face. Would you try it? Would you try it? You're about to die. I would. I would. I would. I'm going out. Then you get up to the dear heavenly

father and he's like the one thing actually is cannibalism. That's the one rule. I don't mind the theft or nothing. St. Peter's like, and in your last moments, you just, you blew it. I just, I don't get it, man. We were going to make you the head guy. Like, third in command.

Like, I was like, oh, this guy's coming up. He's great. And then we're watching, you fucking goshed in that dude's brain. What is going on? Did you think you were going to like take his essence into the afterlife with you? That was my thinking. Yeah. That was mostly You're not thinking about your family. You're not thinking about the Lord.

You're eating brains. So really, if you boil it down, forget its brains. Let's say it was a candy bar. You're just thinking about food. You're seconds away from meeting us and the rest of the Almighty's. And you're thinking about eating. I had a grumbly-tumbly. What do you want to say?

I would have loved if they showed up at Meg's house and she was given steaks to Carrie Elway's and his crew. That would make me laugh. You cheat on it, you fucking old whore! Did you take all the good beef of fucking Meg? Why'd you do that? Are they all these gray shit? Steaks left.

Just Meg's famous boiled steaks. Excellent. Steak slut. We already had the filet mignon. Enjoy the grisly shit that's left, Bill. That was a fantastic Tomahawk steak. Your steaks were unrealized. Undercooked.

Ooh, aged beef, delicious. Oh, it looks like we ate all the salt and pepper, too. So no seasoned it for you, Bill. There's a beautiful Wagyu beef. It was fantastic. So he's super dead. Super, super fucking dead. This is where they realized, okay, if the wind

knocked over this high school football cooler, what are we going to do? Let's leave it in the truck. And this is a really great, we're going to set the truck to cruise control. It's going to go right into the twister. This is where I presume Helen Hunt was bunked in the head because they have to get out of the car

in the corn field while the corn is hitting the doors It's a really cool moment. It is. It's a nice little thing. I love Pax. Just got to set the cruise control. Got it. And it just goes in. Truck and all gets swooped up. I'm getting readings immediately. Wouldn't you know it? In Twisters, they also start getting readings. Oh, that's fun.

Just immediately, there's readings. Yay. I like data. We killed it. We killed the tornado. We did it. It is kind of great, though, because the other lady there, um, Belters. Belter's gal pal who's on She's the one who's like I'm getting readings Immediately those immediate readings are like

By the way The Twister's changing direction again And it's coming right for our heroes And this is them They have no cars to have to outrun the twister Which kind of doesn't make a ton of sense But they do it You just got to run out of the path of it

Yeah so that's run a mile You got to run a mile real quick Just void the sucks so Yes And avoid the noid if you can help Oh yeah they do it too with the dad To Eric's point They're ruining pizza places by destroying it with the twister.

Derek's point they wind up in the Texas chainsaw house for a second. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. It's insane. Yeah. Yeah. Helen Hunt even has that line of like, who are these people? Yeah.

Which is fucking great. And yeah, so this is they're trying to find a place to hide, can't do it. It rips through that barn. It's cool seeing the barns being ripped apart. It's pretty nice. It looks great. Especially for 90, whatever. 96, yeah.

I mean, there's some like. dubious CGI you and there, but it's not great. The spirit holds up okay. It's not bad. It's not great, but the spirits was strong. Yeah, yeah. Anything, the else up close stuff is the stuff that really starts looking not good. But when it's far away, it's pretty, it's pretty good looking. And so much of it is actually like flipping houses, like building a set, building a car that's going to flip around and whatever else. I mean, the house looks like the house that's getting like sucked into itself in eternal sunshine. Yes. Like I was halfway for Jim Carrey

to scream, I'm sorry in front of it when they were leaving it. Man, that's a movie I have not rewatched since the George W. Bush administration. It's a heartbreaker. I did during the pandemic, and I thought it was good. Held up. I thought it, yeah, I was surprised it held up. That is a, that's a

sad movie to watch it under the pandemic. Good for you. It's a sad time, my friend. I was watching Tommy Boy instead. Well, I did that as well. Shot Chaser. You get that fucking sad ass back song in that movie? Oh, man, that kills me. It's a Daniel Johnson song.

Oh, yes, you're right. Not Beck. No, he covers it. Yeah, but Beck didn't write it again. Yes. But so, like, we find this, like, pump station where there's these pipes and packs it in, like, three seconds. Like, these go down 30 feet. We'll be fine.

It's cool. Yeah, just, like, boom, boom. At that point, I guess I'm taking your word for it, dude, because I got nothing else. And luckily enough, there's a sex harness in there that can strap themselves into. Hell, yes. I don't know where these leather straps. Five feet of leather straps. Yeah.

It's like, uh, like, who owns this farm? Oh, pinhead, the son of it. Don't, Joe, don't worry about the dildos. He'll take care of themselves. Just the leather straps. Stay away from the CDs. He has a history of doing stuff with CDs. Oh, no, Dusty's been killed by his swarm of dildos that were caught up in the draft of the tornado.

He's more dildo than man now. All right. So, you know, the twister comes right over them. the whole structure is sucked up but these poles are holding they're sort of upside down looking up this is where we see the inside of the twister itself you can see the little like mini cyclone in it which is a pretty cool effect and everything

you can see the dead dad flying around you can see a kid's tricycle from yeah it's all the aliens are in there come to me Joe come to me Toby's up here too Toby the dog right yeah it's a little beautiful dog

yeah but that you know They live through it, and then the rest of the team sort of runs up. Everybody is woo-hooing, yahuing, rock and and rolling. Yehawing definitely is going on. Van Hagar is blaring. Absolutely, dude. And this is where they thought it was okay in this movie and not okay in Twisters, I guess, but we're making out, just making out all over the end of this movie.

While they're all watching, like, oh, get in there. Get in there. Hey, Bill, get in there. I will say it makes a lot more sense in this, because you are just, You just survived this thing. Right. And you've done the big thing you wanted to. Of course, and of course you just broke up your, your pending nuptials.

Sure. Yeah, of course you want to make our, I saw the, if everybody's seen, like, they show you the shot of what the kiss was going to look like from Twisters. Like, you can see the shot. Was there an automatic of it? No, no. It's behind the scenes. They have like some behind the scenes thing and they show it. And they're at like an airport, like, after everything's happened.

And I'm like, okay, yeah, that. I get kind of why you wouldn't just be like, you know, do it like, what's the movie, I think, but, oh, the Vince Von Jen, very, like, it's the breakup. And then it ends. And then 15, like, 10 years later. Actually, things are kind of okay now. Right. No, that doesn't make sense. Yeah, I was fine with that ending. I didn't need the kiss in the end of that. As much as I like fucking in movies. I mean, it's two really good looking people that I wanted to see some lip-locking going on. Yeah, but at the same, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're, you know, you're right. But it's, it's post-post, post-post. Shear cameo, which is like a funny moment of the movie. Yeah, I was just, you can't you can't go back to Romance and after you've had some fun. Unless you invite Shear involved. Well, yeah. Thruple it up.

Absolutely. We're looking for a third Paul. That's, I'd watch that also. Yeah, so that's the end of it. They're talking about who's going to run the lab. She's got to get all the grant funding in order because the, you know, the Dorothy experiment worked, we're instantly fucking bitching

over who's running the lab. Oh, man, can you make anything easy? No. and then they start making out. And it's actually a good sort of like blackout line where he's like, check out the sky. And she's like, I think I've seen enough. Yeah. Looking down to the ground.

Oh, yeah. You're going to get pounded. Yes. Going through town. It's kind of funny. They should have reused the line because it's another yawn movie. Relationships that start under, you know,

stressful circumstances don't really last that long. Neither do rekindled marriages. No. Definitely they are getting fucking, I mean, maybe the reason. research holds at this point and they can work together, they are not. There's no more making out after this field, I bet.

They fuck. And then it's just sort of a thing where it's like, yeah, the fucking works, but everything else doesn't. Right. Yeah. And the front and center for Andrew to breathe the sigh relief, preacher just brings that dog out. Like, see, the dog's cool. Yeah. Dog had a better time than Dusty did.

Moes did fine. Good for him. Aunt Meg died in the ambulance, but I'll tell you what. I had a fucking Total Mandela effect of Aunt Meg totally eating shit after they get her out of the house. No, but she has that thing of just like, you go fight tornadoes, you need to be with me.

Yes, yeah, I'll be all right, I'll be all right. You were born to do it, and like, I guess it's a job. Get revenge on that tornado. Avenge me. He'll kill the son of a bitch who did this. When Helen Hunt goes inside the ambulance, she's like ripping at the splint that Aunt Meg has on her arm

and she's like, no, it's just a little scratch, don't. Also, the doctor did that. Please let that go of it, please. totally you're hurting me what the fuck well you're weather doctor like I was expecting it to be like she was

trying to lessen the severity of it so she would go off and hunt the tornado what killed her aunt sure and then like it would be this great like pull out shot you're like tracking Helen Hunt walking away from the ambulance to get back to Paxton and some fucking EMT just puts a

sheet over Aunt Nex's face and closes the door she's gone Paxton's got the dog and then Dusty's got like the last thing of gravy he found it among the wreckage. Oh, we got a live one over here. It's a fucking tub of gravy. There's some

drywall in it, but we can take that out. Don't worry about it. I scrape some of it off the floor with a towel and squrows it back in. I wrung it back in my mouth. Does anybody have a twinkie? I can dip it in. It's practically a food group. That is the end of Yonderbald's twister. We'll go around the

here for some final thoughts and recommendations. We'll start with the Game King. Chris Cabin. You know what? I absolutely recommend it. It is a great we haven't done this in a long time. It is a great hangover movie. It is a phenomenal hangover movie.

It's long as shit. You don't have to pay. Still under two hours though. It's nice. It's the nice hit. It's like hour 53 or something like that. It's right where you want it to be. And you know, the cast is kind of unbeatable. It's ridiculous. like as compared to like a volcano which like in volcano or Dante's peak right where it's like

it's just a volcano it's not like it's evil or anything even though the volcano does roar in volcano uh which is hilarious but like the the the thing of like we've got to we've got to hunt these things down and figure out anything you know we got to figure out what the pathology of these fucking toasters are right because we'll hunt them down we'll kill them uh that's a little silly and hard to take but almost everything else about it i really like uh other than the the van halen song is pretty horrible but yeah, I recommend humans being.

Humans being. I would recommend seeing this if you haven't already. I'd be surprised. Eric Siska. Yeah, I would also recommend it. I'm not as enthusiastic as my game king. Thank you.

My lord king. Thank you, game servant. What way? No. No. Night, night, maybe a game night. A night of the game. A night of the game table.

It's a fun movie. It's like a 90s classic. I mean, I think part of it's like grew up on this movie and that's why i do have an affinity for it but it's still good it's still got those beats i needed to hit and the cgai well not perfect is pretty good and man dusty alone you have to see this movie yeah yeah steve say that yeah it's a fun movie um like i said my mom had a huge affection for it so i have a huge affection for it it's a good it's just it's a great cast it's super hangover fair uh i don't know when and if i will see that twisters i do i i think i'll get to it

eventually. Maybe a plane, we'd be doing some flying later this year for the show. That's right. Oh, my goodness. So maybe one of those. You know, it's a fun fucking movie. If you like fun fucking movies, it's a 90, I will say because we just did the speed show, speed is better. Speed is a better movie.

Absolutely. It is just, yeah. Even compare them. Yes. So that's the King Yondobot movie. This is that. And thanks again to Joe Pantleano. And his dogs. And all of his dogs.

And all his dogs. His army of dog. And his wife is seemingly very nice wife. Yeah. Thank you. You guys are incredible. We love you. We would like to come over for boiled steaks.

Yeah, I'm not going to say anything different. It's a recommend for me. I like this movie quite a bit. Twisters is the exact same thing with younger actors and better special effects-ish. But it's kind of interesting, right? So we were talking Volcano Dante's Peak. Of course, there's the famous Armageddon Deep Impense. package.

Sure. 19996 also had one. Really? Yes. But it's not theatrical released. However, I guess due to my twister obsession, it just led to weather disaster obsession. The 1996 TV movie, Night of the Twisters, starring Devin Sawa. Wow.

I've seen, this was a 100% taped off TV. I've seen this movie. Take my iPad and look, there is. Okay, I see. It's totally real. And it is a Nebraska set. that story of a boy. It's a same kind of like, boy, there's a lot of

Twisters tonight. And he's trying to like save his family who's separated for reasons. I don't remember possibly something to do with high school football at his Nebraska. I don't know. But it's another, I saw it a thousand times. Wow, a thousand times. I mean, I watched it a lot. No, but I've even seen it more than once. Oh, yeah. No, no. I've seen

neither of the twisters like at least 10 or 12 times. Just on tape. It was going. I don't remember if it's any good. It's got that crazy ass John Schneider who turned out to be a fucking maniac dude from like Dukes of Hazard and shit. Oh, right. He'll just say

he's just say racist garbage on the internet. It's fine. He's the dad in it. I think he gets killed. Good. A human being lifts a car up that people are stuck under, not like juggling it, but it's one of those beats of strength. Yeah, it's I don't even know if you can, I'm sure it's on like

fucking free V or something. I bet you it's on YouTube. To be. Yeah, YouTube exactly. You know, I was always kind of at Devin Sawa had growing up and I think this is the movie that started it because I remember when Final Destination came out I was like, how cool it's the kid from 9 of the Twisters!

But anyway, yeah, check out Twister if you haven't. Honestly, yeah, Twisters, I don't know if you want to watch disaster shit on a plane, but I think if you want to rent it it, it's fine because it's like you've probably already seen Twister so the whole, like seeing it on a big screen, like I saw it in IMAX

it was fine, but because it's so similar to Twister, I felt like I'd already had some sort of big screen experience within one way or another. Interesting. Anyway, it's definitely worth your time. It's fun shit. It's fucking Fofman and Paxton. Two people we were robbed of for sure. So you got

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