We Hate Movies - S15 Ep762: The Final Destination

Episode Date: October 8, 2024

“It’s a bunch of dead-eyed, CW, catalog models…” - Andrew, on this cast of dead meats On this week’s episode, the 2024 Halloween Spooktacular continues on the FOUR-OR MOVIE journey with the absolutely dreadful box office juggernaut, The Final Destination! How silly are all these 3D gags? Why did they cut the budget so harshly on this one, thus killing all their special effects? Why did the writers think the script needed that slur when you can already tell that the character is racist? And how in the world do you make one of these movies without the legendary Tony Todd? PLUS: Eric and Steve conjure the Bye Bye Man!  The Final Destination stars Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten, Nick Zano, Haley Webb, Mykelti Williamson, Krista Allen, Andrew Fiscella, Stephanie Honoré, Lara Grice, Jackson Walker, Phil Austin, and Justin Welborn as Racist; directed by David Ellis. Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston where we’re talking Harry and the Hendersons, The Goonies, and Pretty Woman respectively! And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!   Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

This week on the program, who knew one sleepy town could have this much loose gasoline canisters and faulty wiring laying around? It's the final destination. I'm Andrew Jupin. I'm the Stephen Sadek. The final Eric Sisko. Too many funions. It's just so funny. Chris Cabin.

And we hate movies. You know, it's Halloween. I guess everyone's a title of one good scare. Sometimes, that is better. Zombies have entered the building. They're at the door. They're coming in. It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicterman.

They're coming to get you, Barbara. They're sick for fucks using one too many. Don't you blame the movies? Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos. We're a fucking ocean in the bag. It's an excellent day for an exorcism. Hello, everyone.

Welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning in. As always, that's right. We are in week two of our spectacular four-or month. Four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four. Yes, and when we selected this, Four. Four.

Four. Where is there golf ball coming? No. War? I thought this was, I thought this was called Final Destination Four,

but it's not, sadly. It is not. But this is a really, this is an interesting way to talk. It's, we haven't talked too much about fours in general.

Yeah. And I'm going to, I'm going to blowviate because there's nothing in this movie. Yeah, let's just, let's talk about it ever. Let's read the newspaper.

But like, it's interesting certain, like, certain franchises are ashamed of being a four. Sometimes you're excited about being a four Sometimes the four is a return to form Sometimes the four is like This movie is kind of like that part In the Seinfeld episode

With the Christmas cards When George is like Everybody got a Christmas card Jerry got one Kramer got one And Delaine grabs his face You want a Christmas card Here's a fucking Christmas card

Here here here That's what this is You want a Final Destination movie Here here it is here it's Here it is here here and it's There are two nipples in this movie I mean they stopped doing that specifically because they didn't want

people making the joke of like, oh, it's number four of these fucking things. They don't want them to keep count of it. But like, what's funny to me about it calling it the final destination is it really does give the nondescript quality of the movie. Like, this

is the final destination. It has nothing to do with who made it or who's in it. It's just one that was created for you. Is this supposed to be because I think I read that it was like, oh, this was conceived as the last one? but also they didn't do four because this was the 3D one and it's like shit I wish we were coming out with final destination 3d 3d oh man final destination 4d X

oh man that's that's oh man you smell like you smell a hot rubber yeah no no the sheet actually kills you oh that would be great because I guess you have an engine in your lap yeah the idea would be final destination four in 3D or 4 3D it's too much you final destination 43D please yep exactly it's like whatever we can do to make the person at the box office's life easier 43d that's like you say never mind i heard final i know which one it is yep yeah exactly so yeah we got fooled by it uh you know we could have sworn there was a four here it's fine that there's not no humorously because i've never seen this one before um i kept thinking that this is the one that cycles into the new the first one that's five that's

It's five, and I kept giving this movie credit for it the entire time. And then it's like, oh, no, it's even less. There's even less than that. Five is almost a return to form in a weird way. It kind of rocks. The first and the third to me are the two good ones. But the fifth one is pretty serviceable, I think. Because the deuce is too wrapped up in the story of the first movie.

Objection, part two, that logging thing might be the best. Great opener. Rest of the movie also happened. Might be the best set pieces in the franchise. But I agree with that also. I agree with you, Steve. I think they were trying to do a sort of return to former, tap into that magic again because this is the same director as two, which is insane.

That's right. What is this guy doing? Should say, yes, this is directed by the dearly departed David Ellis, who directed Homeward Bound 2, Lost in San Francisco. Final Destination 2, Cellular, Yes. Snakes on a plane. Yes, sir. Something called Asylum.

Then this movie, and then his final film in 2011, shark night i am one movie wait a hell of night as it it's it's not daytime anymore or is night is that i have a horse no it's not a shark on a horse which was my first thought

to yeah shark night's a better movie shark and armor it's all over for us wasn't shark night that shitty Oscar Isaac Disney plus Marvel show I am one asylum is the only movie of this man's I haven't seen okay I am almost a completest with the son of you got to complete the psyche

I'm not going to I don't think you can find that other movie. Oh, I'm sure you can. I really don't know. The Asylums. What did you get put in one? There are three movies called Asylum put out every year. It's just a whole fucking thing. It's Chris Cabin Pet Project. You watch all those. That's not happening.

Yeah. No, never. A whole like letterbox expose. I could say no in different languages if you like. You could quickly just cross-reference like the year it came out and the director. Don't tell me you can't find a movie on the internet. Maybe a layman who's

It's happened to us before. We've been in a pinch and I have not been able to find things. Real quick, Andrew, you said this guy was dearly departed. Yes, he died in 2013. Is that kind of an accident or did he escape an accident? No, I think he had a regular, degular death. But we don't know, he might have, you know, j-walked and almost got hit by a car before that. And then it was catching up to him.

I agree. I don't call a little bullshit on this movie for a couple of reasons. One, you keep, there's a lot of, like, mystical wind, way too much mystical wind in this movie. I feel like you can do that once. Every single time there's a mystical wind. The mystical wind is replacing Tony Todd. If you can't have Tony Todd standing in the

background going, whoa. I wish we could. So you just have gentle eerie wind as the villain. This is the one where they no longer give a flying fuck about being convincing. It doesn't have to be convincing. They're just like, because that was part of the fun, right? It's like, when that guy get like the fire starts

in his kitchen and then he has to go outside the window and oh sure that's a good one. There are so many little movements to that that are interesting, funny and ultimately as stupid as it is are convincing. This one's just like, I want this death. How do I get to this death? I'm going to do what gets me to that death.

I mean like, you know, and sometimes in fours, in the fourth movie of a franchise, the movie might not have a ton of respect for its audience. This one has outright contempt. Again, like, it's like asking Which I respect. I do respect that part.

This is like asking someone to make you breakfast after an argument. They just throw eggs at you. Here, there's your fucking breakfast. But is it that or is it just like we know what these pigs want to see in these movies? That's contempt. That's contempt. The thing is, you use the words. Once you say pigs.

Well, yeah, I guess so. I guess so. But it's, you know, it takes a little more time to make a movie than make a fucking shitty plate of eggs. Sure. You still got to go through all the rigumeral of making the movie. And like throwing the eggs at your. spouse or whoever, it is 3D when they're coming at you.

That's true. Whoa, look out. I feel like that's all they cared about with this. Let's try to do the 3D. And they don't even do it for all these kills. That's kind of the thing. I agree with you, Eric. I think the whole thing here was we don't have to care about the other stuff because these 3D deaths are going to knock you out. And by the way, they suck. Oh, it's the whole fucking list. These screensaver 3D moments.

This guy's fucking flesh going through a fence. It looks like. shit. That's what's not the 3D, like the CGI in this movie. It's crazy because like, you know, this wasn't a failing franchise. The third was the lowest grossing, I think, at that point. Now I'll call them

pigs. You failed Final Destination 3, you pigs. But it's crazy because like, not only, so you have this like robust-ish franchise. You suck all the money out of it. That's generally reserved for like franchises on their last leg. So they paid almost

nothing for this. There's no one in it. And then it makes, you know, over a hundred million at the global box off. A final testation three is 2003, right? And 2004 saw happens. I do wonder if it was something

about like, that thing cost $300. And it cost $40, and $50 billion came back. Cheever. Yeah, just fucking austerity measures. Just go fucking. No. You only get this much. No actors. When your franchise, the whole, like, crux of it is elaborate wild-ass deaths.

Yeah, yeah. Right? Like, if you think about the deaths in the first movie, like, the dude's accidentally, like, hanging himself in the shower and, like, they're simple. And, like, so when you sequelify these movies, the deaths have to get crazy and crazier, which generally would indicate, like, the budget's getting crazier because you're building all these things. But they created all these elaborate deaths and the 3D stuff, but they didn't put the money behind these to make them, like, watchable. Part two, with the car crash with the logs and stuff, that is dynamic.

There's a lot going on there. This racetrack feels like an afterthought. It's relatable, too. It feels like, like, that's something that, like, everyone who's ever seen that movie gets behind a logging truck. They're like, I don't like, I don't like the likes of this. Oh, I get out of the way every time. And, I mean, look, that's just a normal fear in general. Like, they feel like they're going to come at you.

But, I mean, like, the racetrack doesn't have that. Well, this is a, you know, maybe that's relatable. A lot of this country likes to. go to race tracks and then they fear chris yes the car is coming after them that at least like that is the one i'll be like okay maybe i don't understand that because i've never been in that situation sure but like going to the car mechanic and worrying that the car is gonna no that's not right this is bullshit there's no fears that you're tapping into which makes this that's what makes the first movie a horror movie is you know what i want an airplane oh fuck what if it goes down

yeah yeah yeah very true and you know i think i just unlock thanks to chris here what this movie's about it's about killer cars the race track the van is sort of an accessory to murder there hey I kind of agree with them I think you know there's too many cars the tow truck is like it's like it's a maiter from the cars

hey cool I'm killing this racist by setting them on fire dragging them down the street I'm driving by myself the car wash that's another one wait how did you describe him that's my brother back there that's my man what's all this car stuff why don't we set one of these

movies in a city with public transit. Yes. In cars. Gary Newman, very good. Thank you. I'm getting pushed in front of the subway. Like, that is something. Right. And if you could find an interesting way to do that as a mouse for up. How could that

be started by a mystical breeze, Chris? Well, they're blown down into the subway. Yeah, it's a heavy breeze. Wait a second. So it starts, you see a little rat. The subways in New York City, there's a rat on the platform. It takes a huge rat piss all over the platform right classic then there's like some like drunken bro fight that's happening like two drunk like college kids like waiting the late night train happens every day one of the

dudes slips in the piss falls back into our character that person falls in front of the train yes yes that's because the little rat just had a little pittle on the on the platform yeah that'll be work but get some wind in there we're good yep i had a good one for this movie which i think there apparently there's another one coming out next year called final destination bloodlines if If it's to be believed Outer space Free idea Because it was

In this movie The guy is like Oh man I had 200 bucks on the race And I was like Oh what if he was like A compulsive gambler And like what

Because we never do this in these movies Where someone else is compelled To murder him Like you know what I mean Maybe he's got like gambling debts He goes to pay Carlo And he's like Carlo This is going to square me

I know I'm back And then Carlo just takes the money He's like he never paid me And then the mafia murder him you know what I mean like that like people being or like shitty people doing shitty things to other shitty people because that's another way to kill someone as opposed to somebody fucking fault like how many times does it have to be a weird natural occurrence like that could also be like oh man like you know accidentally like the husband the wife's cheating

on the husband and the husband usually goes to the bar but this time the bar is closed for mystical death reasons he's going to go upstairs and find out that she's fun with him and there's going to be a murder suicide I mean whatever that is if you're going to get rid of a Tony Todd character. I do think that's the way to go with it. It sounds a little bye-by man a little bit. I love to buy-by man. You thought about it? Now I'm thinking about it. Don't think it. Don't say it.

But that again, like, and the thing I come, at least the first, I mean, I'll give the second one. It's two. The first three, why I came to him was because of the mouse trappiness, was because of the wildness and the weirdness of it. And like, as much as I want to see

a C-grade Eric Bogosian killing off some teen star that I'm not aware of. That would be fantastic but like it's not interesting. It's not like the actual thing itself is not interesting. These movies are predicated on the idea that like at least one person has visions of the future. So I guess he would envision like oh shit the bills are losing. Yeah. So now I'm seeing my wife being murdered or whatever. Oh yeah. It's a full family. I'm seeing myself kill my wife because the bills are losing or whatever the hell. Here it is. And maybe we can even get the in a violent nature a crossover.

The movie starts It's just a bunch of shitty teenagers In a slasher movie Going to Camp Blood or whatever the fuck they're gonna go And like you go through it And like they get killed systematically by the big Hulking murderer one after another And then you flash back and the kid

Sees his vision he's like We can't go on this camping trip We're gonna get murdered And he cuts out the brakes of the car Or whatever nobody goes And then then the final destination starts And then maybe even You could even get the Hulking murderer in it

because he was part of, I was supposed to die last. You know what I mean? I was supposed to get an axe through the head. Then they got to all team up together and fight Tony Todd. You know, that's a good idea. Copyrightly hit movies. No, that's not a bad idea. I will say, I fucking hate the goddamn, like, oh, that was just a vision.

Oh, dude, yes. The fake outs. The first one is fine. I was accepting it. When the second one happened, I screamed. I was like, the one interesting death, the one fucking interesting. one. It's cheap. They wipe right the fuck out. Let's start there. I mean, we're at the racetrack. McKinley racetrack. Oh my excuse me. Welcome to the

Megatech 300 today and we are here. Mr. Gunn Turley is going to be racing for a mega oil. Yeah, NASCAR, it is not clearly. It's just, you know, some, I believe at one point they mentioned a town. I believe this is set in Indiana. Yeah. Okay. Because they say that the, the, they say that the racist tow truck driver is from Fort Wayne which I believe is in the Vietnam. Yes, that sounds right. And we do start with some off-brand like new metal. Some of these lyrics

are so good, Chris. Oh, you mean Devour by Shinedown? The one in the same. Yes, of course. Devour, devour, it's your final hour. Oh, yeah. That is, if you really, if you are trying to sink into this movie, listen to

all the songs are like, you're going to die. What, if this was her last hour? Yeah. But Don't slip. Don't slip. Don't slip. Eat your last meal. The movie theater screen's going to blow up in your face. I was, when I was watching last night, I think the first time I'm watching, I'm like, is that static X? And then I told myself, they couldn't get static.

They're too good for this. They're too good for this. My boy wouldn't do that. But this is, yeah, it's a bunch of fucking dead-eyed CW catalog models. Oh, my God. Don't push it. Steve. What?

Static X. Oh, yeah. The one woman is Becca Butcher from the Boys. She was also on the Flash for a hot second. She's the lead, the lead female. I forget her name in the movie. Lori, I think. Lori, that's not right.

Lori is Becca Butcher for the boys. The lead dude is a lot of Hallmark Christmas movies. So that's something. The guy playing Nick. And then there's, of course, Hunt, my favorite character. A C-grade Jim Cummings looking motherfucker. Hunt is interesting because Hunt was. Hunt was

had a stretch on Legends of Tomorrow Well yes Legends of Tomorrow When he played Steel And that was a longer run Than what I'm thinking of But he was also on

A show Happy Endings Okay Where he was Casey Wilson's Like fiancee for a while Okay And it was kind of interesting Because on that show He's playing like a total straight man

To Casey's like craziness of her character And in this he's like The fucking wild pig asshole guy And I was like That's the same dude Well done

You know do you i was checking this out like his last name in the movie is we're not warnorski do you think that's a jim warnorski right probably it is it absolutely is oh and man jim weren't a master at his craft as compared to this better than this guy yeah but that eric if you'll remember from the first movie that the trend is started there all of those actors like hiccoccalich kronenberg and whatever the fuck there's i think there's sean cunningham is one of them yes they're doing that i am so disappointed with finding out Janet dated this motherfucker

Janet who just wanted to go see Love Lies Dying and didn't want to deal with all this bullshit. How amazing is that Love Lies Dying? I was like I did a double thing. Love Lies Bleeding? Yes, exactly. I was, but I was like the idea that if I want to go

see Love Lies dying. And Andrew's like, dude, no, we're going to the racetrack. I'm like, fuck you. There's a lot of inconsistencies to this whole movie story. We're talking about going to the movies because he's like sounds like a chick flick

but then when we see the movie there's a mad bomber blowing up a bridge they use the finale of Long Kiss Good Night for that explosion shot you see a thousand times Everyone get out of the shuttle

How cheap are you Like you know what I mean Like that is in a movie Like if you were a movie maker making a movie Sure I'm like oh at this part of the movie There's like a little movie

You're like ooh I could do a movie Within a movie That's so much fun Explosion? You got a explosion for me Yeah But it's like I don't know what do you got in the catalog

I'm busy that weekend. That we will then because it's being shown in 3D, which is also funny because they say Love Lies Bleeding, oh, or Love Lies Dying, excuse me, the fake movie, not the real excellent movie. Love Lies dying. Oh, it sounds like a chick flick or whatever. But yeah, it's in 3D.

And it's an action movie, clearly with that explosion. There's a bomb going off and a guy screaming like, goodbye, you suckers. Well, that, you know what, but that would also it works because Hunt is a stupid idiot. That's true. Like he fucks up things nonstop. So he'd be like

yeah, it sounds like a chick flick. Oh wait, this is my favorite movie. It's got guys and stuff and explosions. Yeah, Hunt is a real Van Wilder type I suppose. Yep, absolutely. You'd see him doing a keg stand in Van Wilder's house. Sure. We do, we find out

is tech in this? Wait a minute. I wish Tech was in this. Tech would make this. He's, I would be like, oh, tech. Thank God. Someone's in this movie. Tech from real world. Hawaii. But like we find out it'll blink and you miss it line I think Lori says to her

boyfriend, I was like, you know, thanks for taking me out to this fucking racetrack. It's such a good break from studying. So now we know that they're at least someone's in school because you know nothing about anyone ever in this movie. You don't know anything about anyone. You don't know about their families. You know

nothing. You barely know about their relationships. That would all, at least with the Lee person, at least that would be fine. If Your fucking actor wasn't a bucket of paint. That's true. This guy is so fucking. He's bad. He's really bad.

You cannot pay attention to him. You cannot do it. Well, thank God there's the race. Grace going on. I can watch the cars. There's good cutting away from Nick, our fucking main character. Nick,

thank you. Nick, yeah. It's just so weird. Thank you for bringing up how old they are, Steve, because I look back at my last letterbox review of this movie because, yeah, I've seen it twice now.

It's a same. Oh, boy. Because I think the last time we did three, I was like, oh, I'm going to watch them all and I actually did. But I wrote there, I was like, how old are these people supposed to be? Because they appear to be like functioning young adults.

Yeah. But then there's the studying line. So that makes you think one thing. But then Lori and Nick are clearly living together. Yes. They share a house, which is weird. Not often in college. No, yeah.

So it seems like we had a thing where it was like, uh-oh. Details from like multiple script drafts just got like overlaid. Now you mentioned Indiana. Everyone there gets married at 1213. Oh, that's true. And then you move into a house to go. I made my promise to my daddy before I got married. Exactly.

Did you used to live in Indiana? Well, nearby. Oh, okay. But so, yeah, so everyone, you know, you get out of high school, you move in with each other, you've been married for five, six years by now. Sure. And then you enroll in college

and you go home to your house where your beloved spouse is suggesting you go see love lies, bleat, dying. But it's so weird, like, how little thought again like the first movie like you know who the like even like again i'm not asking for like a fucking i'm not asked for christian stewart in love lives beating like a really nuanced character i want a stock character i really want you know what i'm talking like just

nothing but stock character would be totally fine how about it oh you'll get it oh you'll get oh wait there's two of them i forgot oh jesus they shit they got indiana perfectly because there's i'm joking it's one thing like so he's a racist we're at we're at the track and she's like, oh, thanks so much. It's a great break from studying. Nick, when Nick comes in, he's got a big tray of Pepsi sodas, front and center, baby. Some hot dogs for the gang. Hunt is there. He wants to see a crash, of course. And Hunt, I did like, this is the one thing I'll give this director. I like the note that everybody else is like sharing nachos and Hunt has a pretzel all by himself. That's a nice

character. But if anything else happened, I'd be like, that's a good character, really. Everything you need to know. Right into the mailbag, I imagine many of our listeners have been to NASCAR events and racing events. I feel like no one says crash. I feel like it's like being in an airport and say crash. Like it just sort of like what... Collision. Right. You just like, oh man, if you say that, if you say that, everyone's turned out, what the fuck do you mean?

Right. You want one of these guys to die? Like, you don't even like these are our dudes. What the fuck are American heroes? Yeah, exactly. I've taken incredibly seriously. Like, I don't watch NASCAR. I do watch F1.

And that, like, any time there's a little something, it's like... Do those guys explode? There are, you know, people, there's blowouts and there are crashes and shit. But like, everything stops dead. Everybody gets really quiet. And it's just like, let's make sure that before everything, you know what I mean? Like the whole race shuts down. Yeah.

No one's like, woohoo fucking drive off the road. It's so rude to do that. You do that at home with the TV. Of course, yes. How dare you say crash while my hero, Rat Plutowski, is driving in this race. you son of a bitch. Exactly. That's how you easily get in a fight in a fight at the race.

I would have preferred that. Also, the music of this movie is terrible. The devour, devourer, devourer, the final hour. New Metal, eight years after New Metal was done. Dude, 2009? Like, holy shit, dude.

It's crazy. Where are you fighting these tracks? Obama was just, he's inaugurated. He's in there. All, gonna get to the bottom. Why the final destination came out. I saw it in theater. and filled a new medal.

My advisors told me to go to a Chevelle concert, and I said, no, because nobody's going to be there. We moved the final destination to Indiana because they didn't vote for me. And they have some corn dogs. I like them, corn dogs. How do you like your state fair now, motherfucker? In the first one...

How cold is this beer? In the first one, you've got the Rocky Mountain High thing as the eerie song, like every time it's like something to happen. Oh, wow, plane crash. That's a cool thing. What if in this one, it was Dave Matthews crash into me, maybe? Oh, sure.

Crash into me. Somebody has. Like one of the kids has the headphones like from face off, but he has the musical going. Yes. It's just like, crash into, I mean, that would be more expensive. But it would be you slow down the footage, it starts becoming a little

artistic. It's a movie. We can make a movie. No, that's not. I mean, that's what the new metal is telling you. It's just like, this is just blunt force cynicism. Yes. At all, just here's your fucking movie, take it.

Hack up your skirt a little more. Oh! Someone's getting split in a half. Yes. This is a good, this is a good idea. Show your world to me. My legs!

By the way, when Nick sits down with all that food, the, the bleachers are like rotting out or whatever. Yeah. And Hans immediately's like, lay off the funnions. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what was being referenced. I forgot that classic. It's so good.

Oh, man, funnions. Can you, can you fucking believe it? And, hey, you fat pig, lay off the funnions. We're good friends. It's one of those things where like, again, the crash makes, the airplane crash, the logging truck, this is like you can't, you can't decide on one because

is like, is the car going into the stands and that's what's killing people? Or is the stadium collapsing? It's close. It would be cooler if it all happened. Both all and none of them. We immediately know that Hunt's like a cool dude because he's got Jim Beam

in his binoculars. Yes. Right. He's having swigs of that. This, this bastard mechanic asks if his girl could see them or whatever and she takes it immediately she's just grabbing this I love this yeah and now I'm glad she's

fucking exactly are you kidding me you grab a stranger's flask and chuck it oh well they're setting you up for that one right like oh no this person's dying right right quick guy in the back with a swastika tattoo whistle it dixie I know just what the fuck

you have to hear the whistling Dixie twice and then it's a different dude's cell phone in the movies at the end. Unreal. I know it's Indiana, but come on. Come on. But poor Michael T. Williamson. Dude worked with fucking Michael Man

Twice. And Michael Man twice, Robert Zemeckis. Like, the dude has worked with some directors here. He wasn't justified for crying out loud. Hell yeah. He's a real actor. He's a really good actor and he's in this dog shit movie. That's why there is a

moment and, you know, this movie ain't a movie so we can jump all over the place. But there's a moment where you realize McKelty Williams is he's too good to be in the movie and he can't help himself not be good because there's that scene where it's like he's at home and his whole story is like he was an alcoholic that was driving

drunk killed his wife and dirter and he's living through that and that's his whole bag but I did laugh really hard seeing that cut to his house and he's just reading a book called Alcoholics I didn't know they adapted that into a novel that was you know weird this is just volume four. But apparently there is a big alcohol. Oh, really?

I just thought it was like a transcript like, hi, I'm Joe. Probably a fucking e-reader these days. It's been 15 years. I'm finally going to crack this one. I got to wait until I don't have double vision to try this hair. But the scene where he is sitting, it's when he's like supposed to be

contemplating suicide. He's sitting at the table. He's got a big sniffer or a cognac and his token, like the AA token, and he's giving it a real look. And it's really contemplative and he's a great actor, so he's doing it. And I was like, no, sir, you can turn that off.

No, no, no, no, no, ma'am. Not for the final destination. No, no. I poured myself a big sniff through a cognac. Watch, the final destination, 35 millimeter. It sucked ass. It was the worst shit I ever seen. I cannot advise your career.

It's already over. You see Michael D. Wilson. You see him in heat. And you wonder, why is he doing this? Why is he doing this to himself? a light wind is knocking you down down goes your career and now you're on

numerous CW shows you think you're gonna be in a movie with Tony Todd and then the next thing you know Tony Todd is doing a voice at a Transformers movie and you'll get knocked down by a wind

well that's that I think is a key part of it is because when we meet all these people we're so quick to be like oh you fucking hate this guy right oh you fucking hate this person like in the other ones

you got little snippets of their life you didn't hate them immediately they're not all totally about like he got fucking you know Sean William Scott playing like the annoying character I think he's Billy Hitchcock in the movie but there's still qualities about him that were endearing and like rounded

honest to goodness racist it's about to use the N word for no reason he will and he does and they ramp it up too much like even the fucking brat kid who gets smashed in the second one at least you knew something about that life and it wasn't just like No, fuck this person, kill him.

So much so in the credits, it's like, I mean, there's like Nick and Lori and like, you know, Janet and Hunt. And then after that it's racist. Yep. It's milf. It's fucking racist wife. Wait a bit. Milf's husband. I'm not kidding you.

Miltf. Is it even brought up that like you want to fuck this woman? Well, she's an attractive lady who has two kids. Actually, Hunt has a line after she dies. We just lost a milf today. Okay. There you go. Krista Allen is the actor.

She's been in a bunch of stuff. Didn't she have a name on the news in this for a second or something? She's named is Chris Miltz slash Samantha, which is incredible. But that's what's funny, though, because also the racist guy, after he needs shit, there's a news report. And you get his name, but in the credits, no, it's just racist. Racist McShitheadhead. Yeah, it's not Mike, whatever the fuck. It's Melfth, Mechanic, Racist, Mechanic's girlfriend.

That is Cowboy, Miltz. Wait a minute. Kid number one. kid number two. Yeah. This is Indiana census. This is in a good way.

I'm sorry. Honestly, might be the most I don't give a shit movie ever made. That is a fuck. A mechanic. Like really,

that guy doesn't get a name. That guy's name, I think is Andrew. I think it's on his fucking shirts. It is. Care a little. But so, like, so,

you know, he's, he runs afoul of the mechanic. The mechanic steals the whiskey. we see down Chris Allen is the milf and like it's too loud for her kids so she puts tampons in their ears

Is this a thing? Am I? I feel like you will see this at a race I will okay. Some case of pussy ears What did you say to my sons? He's got pussy ears. I can't hear it because I got pussy ears actually. I can't hear oh is he saying pussy ears? I got

pussy ears. In a good way. At least I'm getting some pussy What I hate about this movie too It's like the kills In the other movies Make sense Like those mouse traps are elaborate Or they make sense for these character interactions

Here it's just a A giant jug of motor oil Is left open falls over And it creates a humongous oil slick Across the raceway Biggest banana peel you've ever seen Exactly There's so much spilled fucking fuel

I feel like when you go to pit guy school when you know what you mean and then you got some sort of a certification sure they don't just put you on the on the fucking track of days of thunder they're like number one you close the motor oil when you're done with it A number one

this shit's flammable and slippery That shit didn't even happen in Talladega nights Exactly that was just a comedy They knew professional enough When they do that pit stop where like the screwdriver gets left in the thing or whatever I'm sitting there and I'm like this pit stop is way too long

This is an unrealistic pit stop for auto racing. I'm sorry to tell you. We got cowboy hat guy who's very important. Guys, he's so important. Big twist. Is he racist number two? He's just a cowboy hat. Man, would you like me to move my ass exactly

as six feet? I do love the idea of coming in the world's largest cowboy hat. He's like, oh my goodness, am I bothering you buying a chance with this enormous cowboy hat? Instead of taking it off, moving down a few. Well, dude, he'd rather be fucking struck dead than take off that cowboy

He might just wait a few minutes. Here's my culture right here on top of my head. Someone brought a big old asshole hat. I can't remember what it was to a movie. And I was like, thank God that that's in front of me. Was it a top hat for Lincoln? No, it was like a real busy hat that this person brought. Oh, was it a Dr. Seuss movie?

Was it a hat lady? Like a, let's say like a 30-year-old white woman and a big hat? Yes, it was. Oh, I got her number. Exactly. And someone They just had to be like, ma'am, can you take off your enormous hat?

But how do you not know? How do you not know that wearing an enormous hat to a movie theater is going to bother the person behind you and kind of around you also? I'm going to wear this enormous fucking stupid hat because I love it so much. And I'm sitting in the back. No, oh no.

If you're doing that, you're looking for attention. You're looking for, you have it loaded, ready to go. Mind your business. See, yep, it's about power. It is, every time. Dude, but you put my phone. father in that fucking movie theater seat you're just the movie starts she ain't taking

that hat off you're getting a lot of this is your head cold is your head cold it's actually quite toasty it's quite it's quite nice uh yeah then the racist is I think he's like standing on some seats

Michael T. Williams said as a security guard is like please put your foot down sir and you get right away that this dude's racist because like he's coming up and he's like oh he sees like McKinney Williams coming. He's like, oh, look, here we go. Look who's coming or whatever he says there. I might as well put my job away. He's literally whistling Dixie and he's got the the red swastika tattoo on his arm that. Oh, I miss that. He's got the fucking Confederate flag

on a T-shirt though. Oh, boy. You can't do it. That's too much. It's way too much. It's like wearing a big hat at the movie. It's a hat on a hat on a tank. Exactly. Pick one. You You know, oh, today I'll show off my swastika tattoo. Or then like, oh, I'll cover it up and have a tasteful Confederate flag on my shirt. You know, you got to, you got to, don't over accessories. We're going to my aunt's funeral. You can wear the Confederate flag suit jacket, but you have to cover up the swastika. Now, you know what?

Let's me and you sit down. Let's look at this script. Let's get it down to one slur. Okay. You've got, it looks like you have an encyclopedic knowledge of them. But like, let's just have one. Two great things about the mechanic that I love. One, he's the dude who, I think it's a thing.

Someone's literally just like standing up to watch something temporarily. And this dude doesn't even give it half a second. Fucking down in front, screaming. And it's like an old lady, which is kind of funny. And like her son or something. Also, I'm like, dude, it's lap 60 of 200. Like, let's relax. You know, it's, yeah, exactly.

You don't have to, you know, you're not, it's not like a fucking play. And you're watching from the same. I missed it. I missed it. Like, they'll be back around again. You'll see that. That's what car went whiz real quick when it went by. I didn't hear it completely because of you.

It's for crying out loud. It's the Megatech 300. You're talking about getting pissed off about like a minor, minor league baseball game, like the Delaware windmills. But those fucking people are out there, man. They get intense if they're following a team. And this number, I mean, and I think Lori says something like, are we sure it's safe back here?

Well, of course there's. a chain link fence. There's a, there's a, there's a very collapsible looking chain link fence right there. The mechanic is also wearing a shirt that says, life's a bitch, then you die. Any questions. I love an any questions guy. I, uh, yes, sir. Could you just tell me what you think about that? The question on your back. I just was wondering. Philosophically, I mean. Yeah, yeah. You seem like a nice guy otherwise. Would you like to talk about heaven and pray with me? my wife. I just kind of thought it was bad ass. Could you stop

talking to me, please? I just thought I was coming to the race wearing a cool shirt. Didn't know I was getting the third degree from you, ma'am. This is a screwdriver in the vision. The screwdriver goes, fires out into the crowd, right? No, it falls onto the track. Oh, I see.

Which caused someone drives over it. The tires are going. What's interesting, the trivia referenced this and I was like, yeah, they're kind of right. Speaking of Michael Mann, They are sort of referencing the Le Mans disaster from the end of Ferrari. I think that's a reach. I mean, yes.

I mean, I like. The bifurcation with the hood of the car, though, was like a thing that happened to some people during that. I think we're giving this movie a lot of credit. Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe they just wanted to have a car crash. I think it's just like, more so like Dale Earnhardt, huh? Yeah, Dale Earnhardt. Although he didn't get bifurcated.

No, no, he did not. Not that I know it. No, he just crashed. I think it was like head stuff. Yeah, yeah. But so, yeah. But, so, you know, the tire goes out, kills some people. The engine kills the mother.

The engine block falls on the mother, which is... It would be cool if it wasn't just the worst CGO. It's absolutely. It's awful. But the mechanics girlfriend gets decapitated. It happens so fast. I rewounded a few times with frame by frame. I was like, you could have lingered on that for a half a second.

Sure. But you can't, dude, because the longer you linger, the longer the audience is going to know how dog shit it looks. Yeah, that's true. Oh, quick. All right. you can get that her head got ripped off, next thing. To the movie's credit, we see her as dog food soon enough on the side outside of this colise.

It's a death so nice you see it twice in under three minutes. Albert, come in here, look at this effects. What is that? That's supposed to be a lady's head, isn't it? You put the floating head monster from Doom in this, didn't you? Albert, just look at me and tell me the truth. So long as you didn't notice the pussy years, I gave those kids. I did notice it

but I thought it gave it some touch okay the racist couple who are the ones who are bifurcated by the hood of a car slices them right at the waist pretty like listen I'll watch a racist get killed all day

sure I think that this is and I actually thought because it starts to happen I think it starts to happen to Krista Allen crowd crush which is something that's very very freaky to me

I wanted that to happen in this movie because that's like that again is something like realistic that's a big thing and it freaks you out Like, you know, if you had a crazy fucking event, you're like, shit, if I'm in the back here and somebody just, if everyone starts coming towards me, I'm trampled a dead.

Because just like having a thing where it's like someone doing the killing. Yes. That's a thing that's like related to the nature of humanity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right? Everybody's fight or flight, you know, fight or flight. They're all trying to run out. It's total fucking chaos. Final fears.

Yes. Like you have a mass shooting event and you're trying to get away from the bullets. Yeah. But death finds away and it tramples you. That would be kind of cool. But then that's this franchise Really trying to say something And I think we gotta stay far away from all that

But yes And I mean when the stadium starts to just fall in pieces It's so boring and stupid And it looks like shit It's like video game clunk Yep it's like shitting off Like plop plop plop Hunting I guess Janet or someone

Get crushed by the collapsing stadium And it looks like shit It looks like crap Speaking of this guy directing a movie called asylum This looks like the asylum put this out It is the worst looking of these movies. This guy belongs in an asylum. And then...

Lorry dies somehow. He did. Rest in peace. Oh, Lori, eventually, they just... The rest of them all just get crushed by shit, I think. Yeah, exactly. The hunt and Janet, a big thing falls on them. No, look, Happy, we have all these ideas already. No, we can just crush the rest of them.

Those crushes... Those crushes look like the Monty Python foot hitting. Yes, yes, they do! They absolutely do. The mechanic, like, Trips and Falls, and part of the rotten bleachers, I guess, we're How is that, that wood did not look sturdy enough to go right through someone's skull. No, exactly. It just, I'll take it, though.

It's pretty good. It comes out of his mouth on the other hand. It's pretty sharp. Cowboy hat guy, now, this is what's crazy about Cowboy Hat Guy, because the way these movies work is, like, the thing that they envision goes down exactly like, yeah, the vision, right? we see cowboy guy get complete a whole car falls on him yes and this is the dude that turns out to have survived the incident later in the movie are you kidding me oh yeah he's fine holy shit the whole a full fucking stock car falls on this man i tell you this now cowboy hat man we are gonna make you walk he's just built different well i mean yeah he survives edin he wishes he didn't yeah that's true it turns out to be a way worse death. Once again another crushing. Yes. All these

fucking crushing. Lorry gets hit by a car and then the the impact of it propels Nick into like impaling on like a Yes. Like some I don't know what like Rebar. Rebar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like concrete rebark. Yeah. And then he

wakes up and also George is one McKelty Williamson's character gets killed at some point too. Right. So then it's it was all a vision and now I'm noticing the things that are happening. I could see the pussy years in real time. It was just a dream. I used to read race car magazine. Yeah, because I don't know any of them.

This is like, I kind of at this point, I know you have to do this because it's, you know, part of the structure of these things now, I guess. Yeah. But like, I did find myself immediately getting annoyed that I had to go through the, oh, like, this person's doing this thing again. Oh, you notice this thing again? Oh, you notice this thing again. I'm like, I kind of want you to do immediately, because when he comes out of it in the first one, he's immediately like, we've got to go. We've got to

fucking go. And again, if you're on an airplane and you start saying, this is going to crash, they're going to kick it off the plane immediately. And like, there's some urgency to it. Yeah, exactly. But instead here, we get like, for like four minutes, he's just sitting there being like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. Like, you know, oh, there goes those dishes.

I'm going to be, I'm going to be very blunt with you. We have 25 minutes of a film here. And we've got to build it out in any way we can to get to that sweet 80 minutes. You will be rewatching takes repeatedly in this I think in the first one he does at least have some signifiers

that like play back but to your guys' point it does he reacts way faster than this kid just like say wait a second cowboy hat guy okay racist guy yep he said the racist oh my gosh

but I mean and also the charisma gap Devin Sawa and whatever this kid is Lord you're right Sawa rules dude I've been saying it since the 90s. This dude's awesome. And yeah, nobody's touching

that performance in this. Like the signs that they put out when it's slippery in the bathroom or more charming than this guy. It's just, it's not acceptable. Oh, my God. Did you see that caution wet floor sign? Oh, my God. Don't say it. They're going to adapt

that new movie next. It'll be Pixar's signs. Jim Gaffigan voices the caution wet floor sign. Oh, yeah. You get Lewis Black as the walk. Don't walk sign. Don't walk. I said don't walk.

Don't you ever dream of being one of those digital billboards. You're for your casino or the fancy steakhouse. I'm always changing and always always being different instead. I'm exit 15. And I've always been exit 15. And no one goes to that exit anymore. They labeled it old exit 15. And Paul Walter Houser as the yield sign.

But you know, I just wish I. was a stop sign tells you at least to do something. Yield doesn't really mean anything. Yeah, it's a shrugger to something. Be careful. Be careful. Oh, geez, guys, don't look. Here comes that God Jesus billboard. It sucks.

It causes a ruckus. All of our characters that we just talked about all kind of have to leave the stadium right before it happens and then the crash happens. Right. And like, and like, as where everyone's like, oh, you owe me money, blah, blah, blah, was it this thing?

And, like, the racist wife's fucking... She goes, have you all lost your fucking minds? And then it's the mechanics girlfriend. Yes. Gets the tire again to the head. It comes out of the raceway stadium into the parking lot, nails are good.

Because the racist wife is stuck inside the thing. Yes, yes. Because he's trying to say, like, I got to go to my wife's back in there. And McHelty Williamson's like, there's clearly an emergency... There's fucking flames coming out of the building. I don't know what to tell you.

So that guy, like, of course, now winds up blaming George the security guard for the wife's death, which is very important. He used the N-word. It's right. It's late. Yeah. This has all been a cold open to the vital destination. Bar-a-map, ma-ma-ma-ma-d-d-d-credits. You ever see some pretty cool 3-D x-ray pictures?

They are pretty long credits. And then by the time the credits are over, after that fake-out, after this. Real out. It's a real out. Now, there's like 65 minutes a movie left. Insane. And then like five minutes of credits. And we're at Death by Caffeine, which is the coffee shop.

We all go. Jesus, isn't that fun? The craziest part of us, they're watching the news footage and like, they're still pulling bodies out of McHenry Stadium. Death toll, 52, we're told. And Lori's like, well, we have to go to the memorial. I'm like, what memorial? They're still pulling.

When did they? When did they announce that there's going to be a memorial after 42 bodies? Like, all right, we're still looking, but there will be a good memorial tomorrow. Are they all going to the same plots? Like, what the fuck is going? You can do the death count first. You figure out how many candles you need and then you plan the memorial. That would be an interesting thing at this candlelight vigil.

Like, everyone's lighting these candles up. Maybe that starts another event. Burn down the house. Yeah, because it's not like we're going to funeral plots. They're doing it at the rate. way. So let's go back to the like you're film like if the news is filming this memorial service and then

they're fucking dragging more crispy critters out of there. Well it's like a 9-11 like oh man I can't wait for the memorial after the second tower falls like no you know it's like if you went and you fucking did the memorial on 9-12 like there's still business going up climb the rubble and

light a candle. We are here to mourn the 52 I'm still not dead yet 54 dead we just found two more they were underneath a car we're sorry 54 we're morning for now stay quiet down there the next rescue team will be in the morning we're going to do another memorial at the end of the week

but these 52 that were memorializing right now you already got memorialized so we're going to start from zero memorialized me I'm stuck under Reeva please stop memorializing me walk over there and you step on that part of the rubble it's like 54 You know how there are those albums and then they re-release the albums with four extra tracks? Well, you're going to be the four extra tracks that we add on to the morning.

It's just so silly memorial. You're sitting at the diner. It just happened. I think, I believe it's Nick. He goes, like, listen, I know we're all a little shaking up. Which, by the way, it's a little shaken up. It's Nick talking, so you might as well have a white noise machine going. Absolutely. There's a great thing, though, with fucking Hunt where, like, Hunt doesn't give a shit about the vision and he's not believing it or whatever. And he's just like, look, those other people that they're going to be memorialized in six hours, they didn't have, this is kind of great. They didn't have a Dr. Xavier to tell them to get out of there. And I was like, you don't want to get sued. Oh, definitely that. Oh, Dr. Xavier, you say. Oh, and he has psychic powers, does he?

Well, Dr. Xavier and in the screenwriter bargain bin, lucky coin. He's got a lucky, and he's doing the finger thing, like running it on the top of your finger. That's one of the laziest things you can give it to a character who's not a 1950s gangster. Exactly. After Tooface and Scrooge McDuck, no one's allowed to have a lucky coin anymore. That's it. It's all close. It could be a lucky dollar.

It could be, I don't even know what, like a lucky pen. I'll take a rabbit's foot at this point. Yes. Yeah. So at this vigil is when the racist guy is like. Tells George the security guard by not letting me back in. You killed my wife. And he's like, well, I'm sorry for your loss about what happened.

And he says, no one lives forever, N-word. Dude, not in the fourth final destination movie. What? Like, we know he's a racist. And also like... Well, now we really know. Thank you. Now I'm so glad I really know.

I just thought he thought it was like a fun little cross he had tattooed on him. Yeah, no, at first I thought it was all about heritage. but thankfully he used a horrible racial slur and now I know he's a racist. Wait, wait, what, this is a swastika? I thought it was just a cross doing a cartwheel. I thought it was just a fun, a plumb, fun cross doing a cartwheel.

That's pretty good. I think that's how Hitler came up with it. What if the cross was doing a fun cartwheel? Like he saw a... Like, Yahoo! An art for tumble. I'm just like that nun there. with her necklace. She did a cartwheel

and the cross went, woo. You should be so fun let's put it on her little armpants. I want to see him every day. I mean, yeah. But he says the end word is like, you know, blah, blah, blah, comes for us all. And like, Nick, our hero is standing next to her he's like, hey, there's no need for that. Great comeback, Nick.

Great. Cool. Yeah. That like, fuck. Well, he's got, he's moving to the center. He says that. He says that and then like holds his hand up for a fist bump to George. that's right man i'm with you no i said there's no need for that that's pretty cool right so then milf and milf's husband come up and they're like mr milf yeah oh mr milf mr millf mr allen was in like fucking adam sandler movie like she she has a smallish career let me ask you this is the father credited as dilf no he's literally credited his milf husband okay

Wilf's husband. Yeah. He's a, uh, Milf and then there's an age at the, nah, it's not gonna work.

A muffin. She comes up and she's like, oh, that you saved our son's lives. You got us out of there. Oh my God. And it's this dude, again,

just a black hole of charisma is just like, you don't have to thank me for anything. I'm like, oh man, you're in a movie. If you're in a movie, I could be in a movie. And if that's the case,

if you're doing, like, there, like, whatever, whoever made the casting thing, just switches. Okay, Lori, you're the protagonist. I can't with this kid anymore. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you're now Lori's boyfriend and Lori gets the visions. Because at least, you know, that's why she gets cast on the boys and stuff.

She could, like, move her face and, like, cry a little bit sometimes. Like, she could do stuff. So you say she's who butcher's dead wife? Yes. Okay. Okay. Got it. Got it.

Okay, sure. She's on the flash for, like, 30 seconds. Sounds right. Yeah. But so, like, it's, we cut, we cut back to, uh, he has a nightmare, Nick's nightmare here or whatever, and she's like, like, it's the nightmare about this truck driver death that's about to happen. And she's like, oh, it's totally fine.

Don't worry, just go back to sleep or whatever. And a thing that comes to nothing, but the movie clearly tells you it's something. The ghost wind comes in. Yes. And blows a bunch of stuff. So an exacto knife falls off a table and like there's a photo of the two of them on the floor and the exacto knife blade falls right on her face

and I'm like, oh, that's how she gets it. In the eye for some yeah, no, it doesn't happen. I think the only reason they want you to see this bedroom is to let you know that this Nickman is not long for this world. This man has a mountain dew on his bedside table. Just in case

in the middle of the night, you just need a splash a mountain dude. Like waking up, oh man, I got parched mouth. Let me get the do. Let me get some do down here. Here's the exact Two spots in your house You never do the do Your fucking bedside table

And the bathroom Don't bring Mountain Dew into either room That's what you know you got a problem When you start hiding dew in the bathroom Yeah I got some dew in the toilet At least in the bathroom At least in the bathroom You are dealing with the effects of the liquid

Yeah It's containing the fart you're about to emit here And that you're just leaving it for your poor wife Or girlfriend to deal with Yeah you're waking So it's 3 o'clock the morning you wake up oh i'm so parched ah some warm mountain

some room temperature oh flat too oh yeah the spark's all gone but he wakes up he's like oh my god i had a bad nightmares oh wow is it no everything looked bad like the cgio is terrible honey i told you you really got to stop drinking mountain dew right before you go to bed this is it happens all the time makes you dream and DVD menus

it's also extreme it's the source of my powers Lori. I already quit the Doritos, okay? And then Tony Todd's like, you stop drinking that Mountain Dew. That would be, make him be a convenience store guy that sells a Mountain Dew. I'll take anything. The lack of Tony Todd is a fucking shame. You really feel it here.

Oh, is he, they're like, oh, because he, you said it, Andrew, there was a conflict between this and the Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. Guess what? We filmed four months later, because Tony Todd is the fucking franchise. Absolutely right. absolutely right. In the third movie he wasn't really in it, right? He was the voice of like the ride or something.

Yes, he's the voice on the roller coaster. Give me the one where it's full on. It's Tony Todd. He's like doing stuff. Yeah. We're like, you know, like, right? And that first movie is cool as the mortician, you know what I mean? Like, just something. Because it's like a mystical guy. It's like a, it's, it sets up a reason besides the cool breeze. The wind. The wind is pretty cool.

His name is Bloodworth in those movies. Okay. Like, come on. I'm going to name my son, Bloodworth. So this is where we get to George's house, and he's reading the Alcoholics Anonymous book. His mother calls, which amounts to absolutely nothing. And he's talking to her. Meanwhile, our drunk racist tow truck driver has found where this guy lives somehow, pulling up. He's fixing to burn across on his yard.

You've got to be kidding me. Old school racist. This shouldn't have gotten out of the writer's room. I should have really been axed out immediately. He's got a gun. He's like, oh, I'm going to get that guy, you know. That would be, but I think what this movie's trying to do is like, we are going to, we're going to be not racist by being racist.

We're going to do escalation to de-escalate, you know, that kind of thing. But it's also like, oh, yeah, well, you're going to see that guy die horribly. Ha-ha, great. But then you also see Michael T. Williams to die horribly. So what are we actually even saying? Yeah, no, the revenge is sort of exed out. once Michael D. Williams and he's hit by an ambulance.

That's fucking fair. They're trying to give him a funny death, though, the racist. I will say, come on, the rain falls on the racist and not racist alike. Yeah, I guess. I will say racist does not get the worst death of the movie, which I will, I'll reveal mine.

But the fact that you're burning across by yourself, it's kind of a little lonely. You know what I mean? That's something usually your buddies together, right? You get a whole clan of friends together. You need a clan. I think he's pledging a clan.

I think he's going, he's probably going to take a picture of this. Maybe it gets on the news and then he can tell his clan friends that like, look, I did this all by imagine what I could do for your organization. The initiation act. Yeah, yeah. But to the point if there was like a gang of guys coming up to this house and they're getting picked off, that's a little, there's more going on. Just one guy, it's the loneliest racist. That's the thing is like you're a dirty fucking racist, but then you're also like a lonely loser. God, that's so fucking with that.

Which is what they should be. Yeah, of course. Charlie, no, we're happy to fire up the cross here and everything. But sure you don't want to talk about your dead wife? I mean, like, we could just go to a Denny's or something and get some chicken fingers to talk about this. She just died. You might want to just take some time off of work. Yeah.

Take some time off of the racism. For a week. Trust me. The clan is always going to be there. They're always going to be there. And you can go and join them whenever you like. Don't worry about it. Just take some time for yourself.

So before he can do the deed here, I love that he props the cross-up on Michael D. Williamson's front yard tetherball pole that he's got there. I'm just picturing this guy, dead family out there playing tetherball all by yourself. That's pathetic. It's so sad. It's so sad.

The fact that there's a fucking almost cross-burning and Final Destination 4. It's wild. 2009's the final destination. Obama in office for a year a whole year Well this is the beginning of the reaction to that credit

Sure I guess that's After this we know what happens But yeah So death intervenes here And it winds up being This dude is being dragged Down the street by his own tow truck And he gets set on fire

Due to again More fucking fluid on the road Sure All while wars Why Can't We Be Friends is playing That's very fun Again, that should be crash into me because again, like, it's one song

in the first movie and it's eerie. This is like a gag. It's a gag to the point where like he's got like a dangling thing on the rearview mirror. It falls off, turns on the radio, turns the car on or whatever, takes the brake off, whatever,

or the accelerator. I don't even know how this, this car starts driving itself. Yes. Well, yeah. I mean, that's, well, that's the wind. The wind is definitely driving this car. The wind is driving the car.

And then the tow truck back is like down and dragging on the ground. It hits his leg. It starts dragging him. Well, that's kind of like the part in Seinfeld, the Newman is his one. Twice, three times. One of the funniest things that's ever done.

That's the first Seinfeld live episode I ever watched. Like, as it aired. The first, I mean, because the first movie, part of what it's playing with is the feeling that, like, you kind of want these people to die because you want to see how this plays out, even though these are for I mean nice people like the teacher in the first movie is a really nice lady they all seem like good people there's complications there and how you're feeling and it's fucking with you a little bit by doing all this it's just like how about none of that how about you're just so happy to watch this idiot die in a way that kind of looks like how Bill Murray dies and scrooge when he's in the coffin actually you know what it looks like too is the way uh Travolta's character eats shit in that Tom jane punisher movie oh right

Remember the cars dragging him through the junkyard or whatever? So he's being dragged and he gets set on fire because I guess he had fire making stuff for the cross. Oh, yeah, there was a gas. I think he had some gas there. And the wind picked it up and shook it all over the car. Yeah. Look at that wind, dude. It's real bad.

So he's being dragged by the toe, his own tow truck while on fire. And then this, George, this guy comes out of his house. Like, what the fuck? That's with this dry cross. Well, thank you. I'll take solace in this beautiful cross My family's there It would be really funny

If we had cross ain't doing no cartwheels though If we had The haunted wind in this movie It was also an ally In the sense that through all the craziness The fucking cross actually does catch on fire And you're seeing this dude Be dragged down the street

Why can we be And he's burning and screaming And then we go back to the burning cross And the fires like going up the cross And the wind just goes And burns out the fire It blows out the flame right there. No, no, that's fucking bullshit, man.

That guy's a real jerk. Is the next thing that happens is Chris Allen's death? The Milf's death? Yeah, the little soccer. We'd start with the little soccer kids, throwing rocks at a sign. Oh, my God. I love this surly fat lawn maintenance guy. He gets fucking stupid.

While he's putting gasoline into a fucking lawnmower and smoking next to it. I mean, it gets a J, it looks like. It looks like he's lighting up before work. Exactly, if you are a person who makes a living driving a huge industrial lawnmower, you definitely should be talking up before. Oh, absolutely. Oh, definitely. It's a beautiful day.

Great idea. So, yeah, what, she's in this hair salon or something? And this is all about a real Karen thing. Oh, yeah. Well, she sends the kids up the street to play video games. She's like, I got a girl's night. It's like, we're closing at six. Your guy had to cancel.

She's like, oh, the lady's like, we're closing at six. and you know it's 555 and she's like yeah it's a girl's night so can you give me a haircut a pedicure and a fucking coloring you're going to close in five minutes so whatever happens to this lady you're okay with

there's no tension there's no conflict there's no frisian because she she deserves it I mean A the pedicure thing I've never gotten a pedicure that thing is terrifying oh pedicure is a great well I'll tell you I think because the pedic we do see her getting to pedicure and there's these closeups

of the nail and like an ASMR video just scraping the nail and like part of me like thinks that was just to like well what something might be happening exactly of course yeah it's but also

in the previous scene they have Michael T. Williamson's Tutsis having a party out there I think Ellis might have had a little of the Tarantino touch oh sure he might have had a little bit of the flavor

um flavor it's I kind of felt it I kind of felt it a little bit. There's a lot of fake outs in this, right? There's like a ceiling fan fakeout. The ceiling fan fake out. There's something with the chair.

And I mean like the chair drops suddenly. Yeah. And like the fake outs get annoying after a while. Because this fucking thing happened already. Right. That's what's annoying is like you're you, it's a whole movie based around mouse trap kills. And then they're doing fake out mouse trap setups.

And there's so many of them like she gets the, um, the hair drying helmet thing. You're like, what the fuck's that going to do? Right. Because if you're familiar with the frame. There was that tanning bed kill, which was great.

But so you see, you see like salon mechanics and you're like, oh, okay. And then they would do cut-ins to like the coils heating up to let you know there's danger here. But they don't do shit like that. It's just like, oh, shit, oh, no, oh, no, shit. To the point now, she gets, she looks great. She looks like a milfier, right? She's got all of her hair dead. She's looking good.

She's leaving the salon. And what do you know? one of her shitty kids that had thrown that rock it's now caught in the lawnmower and it shoots it right at her and goes right through her eye sharpshooter

because the carnage at the stadium is so ill-defined at this point in the movie I was like are those kids gonna get it because then I was like you know what

we started piling up the disgusting shit boy bodies this might get a full star from me I was just waiting for the rest of the salon to go up in flames and the kids would get killed

yeah um she has this like this because the kids are fucking around in the salon they slip on shit they spill like slushy all over the place and she's like oh you know they're gonna they're not gonna leave my side until they go off to college or whatever and she turns around and it's like you know for the rest of your days kids i'm gonna keep my eye on you pebble right through her fucking eye socket okay it's all right it's fine it's you know it's okay it doesn't make a movie but it's all right. It'd be a fun internet video. And I'm going to be honest with you, I wasn't even thinking about the milf dying.

No. Like that wasn't one of the people I'm like, let's get going. I was waiting for mechanic or something. Like this lady for all this setup, you might as well give me a big death. It's like you got shot with a gun. Literally. It's a deflation. And I mean, like, it's too early

in the movie for a deflation. You know what I mean? Actually, wow. Talk about, how about this? You just reminded me, she kind of has a similar death to Alex Rocco on the godfather. He's also in a salon situation and shot the eyeball. Someone put a pebble through his eye. One of my favorite moments of the movie

because it's just rock bottom dirt stupid happens right here. We're like after the whole thing with the salon, they're gathered at the house and Hunt's like, oh, geez, we're still talking about this. Glad I canceled my golf game for all this. And it's, uh, uh, uh, what's her name? Linda?

A Lori. Lori is like, she's basically like, we stayed up all. like Googling the last three movies and she's got this file of like all these printouts and it's like the plane Flight 180 blah blah I think there's a picture of the logging truck or whatever the fuck

like oh man we saw the movies folks how do you even do that how do you like doesn't it seem like reaching like I guess that was published like they saw premonition she's like we stayed up on like Googling premonitions about deaths or something

and like here's the results the last three movies my favorite part it happens before it's a nothing scene when they find out about the I think the racist on the news it's Lori she's by herself

she's in her kitchen she's wearing like the smallest top in the universe and just sitting in her underwear having coffee and I'm like what the fuck

like I don't know put her even myself even in my most even in my most like relaxed I'm putting a robe on you know what I mean

like a little something for the fellows here okay Andrew's counterpoint naked coffee over here not naked coffee but I

I found myself in recent years just kind of like if no one's, I'm just hanging out in my underwear. Yeah. Okay. And underwear is fine. If you're shirtless, that's fine. Yeah, I got my shirt off. Yeah. You know, because at one point I was just like, you know what?

I don't have my shirt off enough. Oh, my house. Wow. I take my fucking shirt off. You made a decision. You're like more shirtless in my house. I was like, I got this fucking clothes on form home. Nobody's here.

No, I think there's the watchful eye of Christ in all times. I, I, I'm robing it, dude. Sounds like more of a you problem. I'm almost a never nude yeah there are dozens of you just for the shower yeah other than that we're suited up Eric's got a full on suit even when he's about to go to bed he's just got it

uh huh yeah but so basically like they're like oh Nick you're so insensitive Janet gets very upset Patty Spivit on the Flash that's who she was yes yes and Janet also is Haley Webb who I guess went on to be on that MTV Teen Wolf show oh sure we've been

dealing with a few people from that Teen Wolf show lately I do we They're all up in Canada. They are indeed. So here comes. This is the only one that wasn't shot in Canada. This is a fucking Florida job, my friend. Wow, I was surprised to see American currency at this movie.

Oh, man. You don't even get like any of the Florida flavor. That sucks. Why not set it in Florida? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Gator country, dude. Unexplained deaths happen down there all the time.

Could you imagine a wind going by a gator and now he's running up and biting you? No. I mean, animals. That's another avenue. It doesn't have to be all impalements. It's like, oh, no, I fell into this fucking gator. tag. Yep. Right. I took the roller coaster and this goose

nearly killed me flying by. I'm Fabio and I had a vision. Well, that might work because that's wind in the geese's wings. That's true. Then you can maybe, but that's an alligator you can't do because the wind has nothing to do there. But what happens here is what, again, another

thing you have to do in these movies, the dummy idiot Nick figures out what's happened. I think there's, that person died at that time. And my vision was that they died in this way and now we have a final destination movie and the final destination

movie says that I think it's gonna be George next or is it maybe going to be mechanic lady now? He has to go do investigation at the abandoned racetrack where George somehow for some reason is still

employed and keeping watch yeah well look grave robbers yeah you're going to get the fucking freaks you're going to get grave robbers you're going to get you know, teens going into get into trouble. Also, imagine. How are we still finding bodies? We've had three fucking memorials already. But, Steve, imagine the headlines.

Twelve fucking employees dead. They fire the rest? Is that what they... Well, I mean, I think it's out of business. Sure. But it's still a property to be manning. You're right, Steve. He's not trying to stop kids stealing nachos

out of the concession stand. But it's more like, you know, The morbid Like a Jonathan Davis type Shows up trying to get himself a skull I was gonna make that joke And I couldn't think his name

Ooh A little bone here Boom jiccaboom No I just I want to look between the rocks To see if there's You know anybody in there I'm still alive

I can't hear you over Boom How much is that one How much is that one? How do you Are you the person I would talk to about that? because I want to take it home.

But it's amazing because I'm going to go investigate it, the thing. And then it's an amazing cut because we cut to Michael T. Williamson take Nick into the whatever the... The watch and security footage area. And he's like, well, kid, if what you say is right, it might be this mechanic right here. And like, you cut the entire part where he gets Michael T. Williamson on board, which is kind of an important part because Michael T. Williamson becomes like the number three of the movie.

There's no way it wasn't a hard. sell. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, no good point. I hadn't thought about that actually, but he's just instantly like, oh, right this way. And now he's just part of the crew. Well, I mean, I was a racist style like that. God's giving me what I want. I should investigate it a little bit. I've played the lottery. And they don't know what the mechanic's name is, but they're like, his shirt is like laying on the ground, but we know where he works. Jacket. It says grand state customs. So they go to see this dude trying to prevent the death. Because again, it's just like, every movie in this franchise,

someone just guesses the way to stop the shit. And so he's like, well, if we interrupt the chain of death, like maybe we stop it, which we know others have tried in these movies before. So we're off to the custom shop. And again, we're setting up all this mousetrap shit that comes to nothing where it's like, because like a fucking lift falls and a van kind of falls off a ramp. And you're like, oh, that might be a thing. It's also, I want

This one, they're at least trying To do that. Like The setup with the hitting the head off of the Gas Tank. Yes, yeah. And go like, there is a certain instruction, but, and this really really needs to be highlighted, it's

directed horribly. Oh, of course. So you don't follow the mouse trap. You're just like, oh, things happening. Thing dropped. Thing drops. Thing fire. Now he's getting pushed through the fence. It was so much fucking. A fucking gas tank hits him in the chest and he

pushes through a fence nearly. I was pretty sure it was his dick. It seemed low for chest. I think it went right to his cock. Oh, really? And then he goes right through the fence. It might be. Oh, we should have a shot of him like coughing up his nuts. That'd be nice. But even the force of the, the force of that would not make you go through a fence. No, you wouldn't

cut through, like. Unless it was a razor wire fence. He gets Resident Evil. Remember that? Remember the laser grid? Like, it's that shit. You see the chunks fall and you see the other mechanics running out of the auto shop as through the trunk hole kind of a cool shot it is

but still looks like shit that fence ain't doing it what was it heated up a lot like what the fuck he's also got a fucking spinal cord to rib cage and where are those things going to the fence that's a good point and the chunks of flesh

look like shit they look like absolutely fucking drop like the CG of like the rest of the but it's coming at you if you had 3D glasses you're like whoa chunk coming at you yeah yeah coming at you indeed but this is So they're trying to convince this, before this happens to this guy.

They're trying to convince him. This is what's going to happen. We're sorry to let you know, man. You might be next. And this is where George steps in. And again, it's McKelty Williamson doing some acting that he's got no business, you know, trying to get to this level. But this is where he, he's like, listen, man, I was drunk driving. I killed my daughter and wife.

Is this a prank show? Pretty dark for a prank show. I just met you. Okay, man. All right. Yeah, you can, if you want to put it on me, put it on me, man. Where are the cameras funny guys? Funny guy.

I'm laughing already, all right? Oh, is my girlfriend still alive? She didn't get to Camp Potato ready. All right, all right, come on out. It is a classic thing, though, of like, this happens multiple times in this movie. It's a big franchise staple of the person says the thing and then is instantly killed. And this is like a van falls off the ramp and it almost gets him and then it doesn't. And they're like, oh, man, you are right?

Yeah, okay, cool. All right. And he goes, he says, guess it's not my time to. die, take care, and then the thing shoots right out of it. The minute you say it. Minute you fucking say it, man. And then is this when Nick gets a vision of water, right?

This is about right now. Right, yeah. And he's like trying to call hunt. Like, no water. No water. But in one of these visions, there's a snake and there's never a snake. There's never a snake. The snake comes right at you because the 3D glasses. Boy, it looks terrible. The snake, isn't that later

when... I think the snake's a little later. It's because that's the ambulance. Oh, the snake wrapped around the Oh, all right. Let's talk about that

these weird of these Illuminati imagery within the medical profession. Sure. Like this like staff with the snake around it. Eric,

it's okay. You don't like going to the doctor. We all know. It's fine. I know you have this. Eric was like to give money to the masons. Hey,

I'm just saying someone would finger my asshole for free. I have to pay a guy in a lab coat to do it. Well, it depends upon what your health insurance is. Dude, there might be no co-pay. There might not be, but it's out of principal.

No, no, no, I'm going to get my asshole fingered. Okay, guys, I'm going to go to the doctor. Good. He's going to finger me. We're going to weigh everything. And it'll be amazing. It'll take my blood. Look, I had a physical a couple weeks ago.

It was the first one I had since probably high school. Yeah, yeah. And I was in relief because everything's fine. So it was just nice to know that. I don't want to know that everything's wrong. That's my fear, too. I understand it. Dude, I have the same thing as you.

I'm saying, I overcame it and went to the doctor. Right. I'm going to. I'm in process of thinking about it. There you go. It's seriously, it took me years to do it. It's like grieving. There's many steps to going to the doctor.

There is, man. If your brain functions a certain way like mine does, every time my back hurts, I'm like, oh, it's a fucking fatal disease. Like, you don't want to go find that out. If I fall down on the kitchen floor and I'm like, ooh, and I find out that there's a problem? Well, then suddenly, hey. Hey, go fund me, everyone. Was that just John Saxon asking for medical staff?

Hey, go fund me, everybody. Why don't you go fund me, baby? I stubbed my toe. Give me five grand. That's how I read my Twitter feed. This is you millennials. You go fund each other, right? Exactly.

Go fund me. It's dead. People, you would crowdsource me. Come on, you got my back. They're already crowdsourcing you. It's a cutting thing. because they can't, he can't remember who was next. Yes.

So it's, it's either fucking, uh, I keep wanting to say. Janet or Hunt. Janet or Hunt. So it's like, okay, you go fucking check on Janet. I'll go check on Hunt. And so they, Lori and Peter, whatever the fuck his name is, split off. Yes, they all split off. Nick, Mr. Wonderbread.

George is driving, uh, Lori. And so we're getting these two, two buildups at the same time. One, a quasi-believable George Sond. under's death that awaits Hunt at the bottom of this fucking pool and the other one

which I would you had to be so drunk to think up this thing well this is a Polish joke yeah like this I was like what are you she's drowning in her car drowning at the car wash

is literally like probably a Polish joke it sounds like the setup for at least a halfway decent one that's where we were building the summary exactly yeah she's in her car wash

she's got a problem with her sunroof, I guess. And it's like pouring water in and she starts to drown her in the car. And somehow she gets her head out and then it closes on it. By the way, this is like an action. She's like a fucking McDonald's toy

at this point. I have had, I've had it, my current car, I've had for nine years. Never once to get a car wash. No, get out of here. Not once. Why? Are you afraid of that too?

No. Well, maybe I should be with this. But because I don't give a fuck. Oh, I. I give a fuck, man. I'm at the car wash all of that. You want it to look nice? Absolutely.

You're going to die. What? You're going to die from that. I'm going to die from what? You're going to car wash. Because here's the thing. He's building it up again. I don't have a fucking moon roof that malfunctions, but I tell you what, on my last car I did,

and let me say this, if I, if even the possibility that there's some, there's some shenanigans going on and could malfunction, I'm not going through a fucking car wash. I'm not afraid of drowning in it, but just I don't want the water in the car. me a car wash is called rain. And I know most of this country doesn't have that anymore. I mean, it's not, rain is nice. I do like rain, I will say. But it's a misnomer that that's clean in your car.

I'm also. It looks a little better. I'm also. Some of the blood came off. Willing to bet that nobody has, separate from bodies of water and crashes. Yeah. No one has drowned in their car. Yes, exactly.

Ever. I don't think that's ever happened. unless you went into a lake or an ocean or something like that that makes sense I don't think otherwise anyone's ever drowned in their car I mean because how else could it happen

so this whole time Oh I parked under that waterfall You're telling me there's no like air hole in this whole fucking car that this shit is going out of I think this was a Houdini stunt but thankfully George and Lori get there

and drive like kind of push her car the other way by the way where the attendance you know what I mean the dudes with the rags on the other end yep no hand wash man I'm not doing any of this fucking automated nonsense coin operated bullshit absolutely not yeah your car gets way

cleaner if it's hand washed by the way and then Hunt does get genuinely like a death from a George Saunders short story I remember where a fucking Chuck Pollaniel no no this is it's well there's that Paulinick story that's definitely this

there's that one too but the one I remember is there's a Saunders one where he's running a an amusement park. Oh, okay. And that happens. Somebody doesn't. Who the fuck is George Sondon?

Short story. Short story. Right. Wasn't that the name of that guy from... Psychomania, right? Killed himself the actor? Yeah, not that guy. So this dude's still around?

You're saying? Oh, yeah. Oh, I see. He's still around? Yes. And the name like that, it sounds like fucking 18... Lincoln at Bargo? Yeah.

He won the Nobel, or the Pulitzer for that. Yeah, yeah. Something like that. Anyways, but the thing, this... And this is the problem. When you start setting up an economy of debts because you have a racist guy that's going to burn across on a guy's lawn, then you can't just give your like pussy hound jerk off the worst death of the movie.

This is getting your anus, getting your fucking lungs and all of your organs pulled through your anus while you're drowning in a pool. That is the worst death of the movie. Yeah. getting alien resurrection through your asshole. Thank you, yes. It is as bad as it gets. I kind of think the escalator wants the worst.

That's my pick. Does it make any difference that he's just come from getting laid? Because that's how his sequence says. He's banging this woman in a bungalow. Because we needed breasts in the movie. And the actress said, Blentlora, is like, no. They don't need characters. We need tits.

That's what we need. Yes, we do. And we need more of them. they could have shot these a little bit better for 3D you know what I'm saying? Yes, I think actually that the piranha, whichever piranha was in 3D I think makes it makes some

well you have to much more use of that but classic scumbang shit here he's like ah that's great and she's like no don't stop I'm about I'm about to calm down to it and he's like yeah I finished like four minutes ago and he like gets on his phone and I was like I hope a pool filter sucks your asshole out And boy was I in luck Hole in one

I mean dude what are your hands broken Just if she's that close Yeah How busy are you just sit there It's still got it's still up Like let it leave it inside for a second I'm tired of being hard I can't take it anymore

It's too much of a strain on my back We gotta say also the The cause of him Getting in the pool So that his asshole can be sucked out of his body Is the lucky coin falls in the pool Not only just that, like that kid shoots him with this water gun. Yes.

And then he's like, give me dad or whatever. And he like, he like deflates this kid's inflatable raft or whatever. Yeah. Steels the gun. Puts it onto the pool equipment, goes and sits down. It falls off and hits the lever that says drain pool. That is like, nah, just put it right there. No, like right next to where the people sit.

Put the lever that drains the pool. And apparently because this movie needed to be. an hour and 22 minutes. There's a deleted scene that explains why the pool sucker is at such a high volume because there was like a golf cart that was supposed to, that they filmed it.

Like it bangs into it. It makes it go on and on and all the shit. Put it, put it in. Of course, because it makes sense. It makes the movie make sense. But like, dude, nobody knows a fucking pool filtration system works. Supposedly.

But that's the thing is it's not as tactile as those old ones. Like the first one, like the, kid slipping and then hanging himself every step of that there was some like something happened and you noticed it this is too much of like well you have to

hit this gauge and the gauge goes up this way and then the lever goes down that way and then it sucks this much I don't like that if you muted this movie when you watched all of the mouse trap things happen it would be so fitting and would work perfectly if you just had wapap-b-b-a-da-da-pah

because there's all these like industrial process that are happening and switches getting flipped and dials getting turned. And just human stupidity of being like, gee, Willickers, I drop my lucky coin. And now he jumps into the pool to retrieve it and what do you know

it's been sucked down this drain? Better put my butt hole on it. Maybe if I put it down there, it'll suck it back up. Who knows? Do you think it would feel good for like a second or two? Yes, absolutely. Well, the balls are going down there for sure. So I think that's probably. Oh, I guess so. They have to.

The suck zone, yeah. That's a big hole. right before your asshole goes your lungs go through your asshole it does stimulate your prostate for a second oh my god I'm gonna die here's the thing

I need to see I need to see the husk of the person at the bottom of the yeah I need a fucking dummy floating in there and it's like half a guy a red skeleton but by the way this this guy is at the bottom of the pool

with his ass and everyone just swimming around him? I'm like, I think he was a dick. It's fair. Oh, he's probably doing one of those hold your breath contest by himself. He's down at the bottom having a tea party in the pool. There should be like to speak, you know, adding

that scene back in. How about to see where the lifeguard goes, gets lunch or something? Or the fucking kid sees the kid he fucking got out of the pool, goes back in, sees him down there, help, help. And he's just like, ha, ha, ha. It's a big, it's a big cigar.

See, that'd be great, because then it's little kid smoking which is always funny one of my favorites. Get your kids to smoke. So then he's he's dead and now it's like oh I don't know who's going to be it's going to be George is going to be George and this is again just not for this

movie dude he's like I'm okay with dying I've made my peace with the Lord my family's waiting for me and I'm like yeah they're probably pissed off about that whole you drunkenly killing them is the suicide thing next yes because it's the stupid because it's him almost drinking the sniff

I was genuinely like, did I fall asleep for a five minutes? Like, it goes from, so they break into the house, Nick and Lori and, and Lori break into that into George's house. They don't break in. He walks in like a nosy neighbor, which I was like, you've known this dude for six days. And he's in there doing the Bill Murray and Groundhog Day. I can't even die when I'm killing myself. That's, yeah, like, he's, he's like, I've been trying to kill myself all day. Laugh out line right there.

So funny. That's the thing is I was laugh I'm like it's Michael T. Williamson saying it so I'm not laughing But he's also Help him out Say you got a toaster my friend

And not to be What would think Not to be whatever But he's sitting down on the bed With a noose around his neck Describing the events of the day Yeah Maybe take the news off

They do find him hanging at first But he's not dying He's like Yeah Well you think because he's there quietly And you're like Oh he fucking did it And then it's like

BART bha And then like the rope just breaks And so he says this And he's like You know what George I think we I think we broke it I think we did it

And it immediately Not like any like Calm down like oh god I was ready to No immediately Champagne Let's go Fucking party

Almost kill myself Why don't we give it a few days Yeah A little bit Why don't we just see If the curse is actually broken Before we pop your fucking Non-Alcoholic cider

Also maybe we act like having a day of almost killing yourself might affect you you might have to go somewhere to get some help perhaps and your best friend's asshole is on the fucking pool deck by the way

but he was a dick come on Steve he was a dick but it's great because he's like you know we're gonna do everything we ever wanted to do and blah blah blah they're just talking to George and like three some three some three some

George's like yeah I always want you know I always wanted to do something too what is that If this movie had a six-minute threesome scene with these three characters, amazing movie. It would be a better movie. I don't understand where you're talking about. I'd never been to Paris.

I have another moment. Every been to the Eiffel Tower? Oh, no. I have another moment in this movie where a threesome may have been proposed, and I'll tell you when we get to it. Exciting. But yeah, it's all this. So what are you going to do now that we broke the death curse?

We're going to travel. We're going to live every day into the fullest. And this is when I thought that this was, oh, this is the one that. circles into the other movie. Oh, oh, got it. Yeah, we're going to go to Paris. Oh, good call. Yeah, that's why I was, I can see that. Okay. But instead, hey, let's go see a movie. Oh, you don't want to see Love Lay's dying. Now, here's the thing about the trip to the movies right here. It's, it's sometime later.

We don't get any indication. The last line, it's a great line because Michael Dio is like, I'm going to get the cookies. And they toast. And it's a big. blackout, like a big commercial break. Total commercial break. Absolutely. And so we, we, Iris back into the movie. Yes. And our boy here is packing a suitcase because they're going to Amsterdam and he's on the phone

with Lori and he's like, okay, I'll continue packing everything. You're meeting Janet to go to the movie. And I'm like, you got an international trip coming up and you're making him pack while you go to the movies? What's going on here? what that's you know that's being a nice boyfriend i get it that's nice of him i can take that what i he's watching the news while this is happening and it's just like immediately like he's

still full and he's like oh that's the cow the cowboy fuck the cowboy i forgot about hatman hat man he's like all right fuck the amsterdam trip i'm not getting high well i got to go find cowboy man lived so maybe now it's in different order than his thoughts because maybe perhaps Cabs, Cowboy Man will be crushed. I got to fight you on the fucking pack-in-the-suit case thing really quickly. I agree with him. Fight him. Get him.

Get him. Get him. I'm no planet when Chelsea would be like, yeah, it's fine if you pack my shit for a trip while I go to the movie. No fucking way. And vice versa, I don't want anyone packing for me. You don't know what shirt I want to wear. What shirts I might wear. Which Batman shirt?

I have a couple. That's the wrong Batman shirt. You packed the wrong fucking Batman shirt. Shit, you idiot. That's the wrong. wrong Batman shirt. Now I can't go on stage. I said to you, I always travel with no fewer than five different hats. What are we doing? I only see four in the suitcase. A top hat isn't technically a hat. So I like that you added two of them, but that's not enough. It's my father's

watch. It's on the bedstand on the kangaroo. He wore it up his ass in Vietnam. Now your father could wear this Batman shirt up his ass. we almost get kind of some lines about he wasn't going to have any lay their hands on it because we get some casual racism at the hospital and again oh god I forgot about this this guy doesn't even die if we're doing

if to be believed like we're only only showing racism to show how bad it is and how these guys are going to get it the worst this old man and I believe the I want to look at the orderly the orderly is a known actor yes I believe we're racing to

We're racing to this hospital because that's where the news says that Cowboy Hat guy is. And like, our dude here, Brian, what is his name? Nick, Jesus. It's so impossible. Jeff. I want to say, Roger? I want to say Mason. But he calls George on the phone and he's like, holy shit.

Looks like we open that sparkling cider way too soon because the fucking curse is still on. We got to get to the hospital. Is it a three-some off? Or we're not doing that? Look, I know you're nervous about it, but we can, you know, just talk to me. Just talk to me. Buckley-Williamson, you see him throw a huge

fucking strand of condoms across the room. God, damn it. We don't need these anymore. Do you find out what this guy's in? It's useless. I mean, this old man is being, having a bath prepare from one of those jacuzzi tub type things where you rest

and like, give your strength. Or it's possibly like a physical therapy. It is for physical therapy. It looks amazing. want one of these in my house and he's in like an old person swing thing sex swing now we're saying that this man who

says I killed a bunch of your type in Korea that's right and he says I am from China or I'm Chinese I forget which one and yet as you said doesn't die but I want to point out you guys he is so very old the Reaper will come for the mystic wind will come for him he's not making out of that hospital either way

you're right they will die it's the worst hospital in America. No one's making a guy out of life. This orderly leaves, and when he leaves, it's not even like, you know, maybe you're fill in the tub, you want to go get, maybe you want to make sure you get your Scott, whatever, you want to go

the other room. Yeah. And like, you do that when it's like a quarterful. You then you lose, sure. This thing is at the very top, he's like, ah, you'll be fine. Yeah. And it's just, oh, he's like, it's overflowing. I'm like a big baby. Somebody get me. I'm baby, I'm old baby

Sorry, I killed you in Korea, please help It is kind of awesome Because he just immediately is like, oh, oh, eat shit, fuck face But where you can miss me is The whole room's filling up like it's an airtight situation Come on, water's going under the door This isn't happening I also feel like most hospital rooms probably have some kind of

What do you call the foundation? A drain somewhere just because of blood or whatever the fuck And also, to Chris's point, it would be better built. A full tub wouldn't cause the ceiling to collapse. Wait a minute. You said you wanted steel beams? No, this is steam beam. Wait, I thought you wanted me to steal the beams from the construction site.

We are saying something in this movie, and it is that America does not care or prioritize infrastructure. The raceways fucking falling down. The hospital's crumbling in this town. You see what's happening at this doctor's place? I'm not going. You want the building to fall on me? Are you crazy? It's only one floor.

Still, still. And the stupid fucking cowboy guy is like a full body cast project. It's pretty funny. But him trying to get out, oh, like he realizes what's going on. He's like trying to get himself out of this hospital bed and he falls on the floor. They're all like all the tiles are dropping. I'm sorry about the hat. Please don't do this to me.

I'm sorry I wore the hat. I offered to move over. The whole tub drops on him and kills it. It would have been funny if the old man was in the tub. Yes. That would have been great. Maybe he's okay, too. Are you Korean too?

I want to go again. Oh, yeah, he's totally just completely lost to dementia. It's like alien blood. He just keeps dropping through the floors one after the other. Cut the Yafat Koto, this hot tub's going to eat through the floor. Just keep going over and over it. But, so they're like, oh, man, that sucks. And it's, you know, points for a surprise here.

it's him and Michael T. Nick and Michael T. Williams said like, well, what do you think is going to happen next, George? He's like, well, it's weird. I got deja vu. And you know what deja vu is? Hit by a fucking. My wife said deja vu is like God's saying splat. And that's sort of something, but it's also kind of, I don't know. And you get your snake there. He's like, oh, that's where the snake was. We didn't talk about it really, but the snake is like when you see the snake of the vision. It's like if you got a game over on a Super Nintendo game And this fucking snake would come up and just be like Do you want to play a game?

Like it looks so terrible You've been cast out of the Garden of Eden Shouldn't have eat that apple Uh uh uh oh shitty religious games no thank you try to doot me at Sunday school Playing religious video games I don't think so A or B does do you take the apple or don't take the apple You took the apple again Joseph But I thought it keeps the doctor away.

God damn it. God damn it. No, it's all sin. But Janet and Lori are going to see this fucking movie. And you know what? This is interesting because you don't get a lot of characterization of Lori in the film, unfortunately. But you do here, finally, she's like, hey, look at these sneakers. Janet's like, those are pretty cool.

They're like, if you're older but younger and having a good time. And then Lori's like, yeah, it's mostly for Nick. He likes me in sneaks. It's another foot thing. ding ding ding ding he likes me in sneaks dude he wants to step it on the sneaks you think he's like smelling them sneaks oh he's smelling them sneaks oh yeah i always had a thing for sporty spice you know hi hello hello hi i'm nick i want to drink wine out of your sneakers i just i'm a lead actor well no actually uh don't call them sneakers honey they're sneaks

No Sneak I can't come if you say sneaker It's only sneak Learn from me It's a sneak I'm going to sneak my cum out now Sneak it out of your snake

Oh Merry Christmas babe Here's your stocking stuff It's another payless gift card And another payload of come Oh wait let me Let me even try payless Sure.

Just so people outside understand. It's a Foot Locker gift card. There we go. That's the one. Oh, another one snuck out. Another one got out at the bedroom window. I can't believe you bought flip-flops and Foot Locker. Sneaks, honey.

They're called Sneaks. Are those Tevas? You're lucky I don't murder you. Tevas, by the way. I owned a pair. They were comfortable. I will stand up for this I was buying

Yeah What's your beef with sandals No I don't have a beef with sandals And yes they're comfortable But you look They're terrible looking They're just ugly ass I was wearing cargo shorts

At the time There was no care The combo of cargo short Tiva's fucking sandal Is universal Oh I call those cargs Oh sure They babe babe their cargs

I like you in cargs And sneaks Oh shit I can I can't find my wallet. I thought I put it in my card pocket. Oh, I just snuck out a card. Okay, so the movie's over. No, no, we're at the movies.

There's a movie theater. They go to theater 13. Oh, oh, that fuck. And then the line, the bomb going off in this movie, and it's, bye, bye, bye, suckers. Yes. I love that. I love that this is a movie theater that's open for business while being under construction. we are building six new screens

onto this multiplex which is wild considering they're in cinema 13 already what fucking screens do you need like in a megaplex? It's a bit odd. The cinema hadn't died yet that's right The other thing about it that's crazy Love lays dying

on six screens at this theater all in 3D. Huge movie dude Oh because you didn't see the beginning it's Captain America Lovellay dying I believe the third one between Winter Soldier and Civil War. Got it.

We do get a quick, before they go to the theater, Jenny gets her foot caught in the escalator for a second, but then her precious sneaks, but the lace gets out there. Oh, no, are they scuffed? Oh, Nick's going to, Nick's going to get me. If they're scuffed, he's not going to, he doesn't like it. He doesn't like it if they're scuffed. What happened to your sneaks? Oh, no, he's not going to be able to snuck.

Oh, oh, scuff sneaks? Oh, no. You got to buff that out of the sneaks in front of me. So we have this whole thing where, like, we're trying to fucking, it turns out to be another fake out. Yes. Which is annoying. It's kind of like the end of the gremlins there. The, uh, the first gremlins or, you know, with the, when all the gremlins with the movie theater.

Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's part two. You're, when the gumblins are in the theater watching Snow White and it explodes. Yes. Right, right, right. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I guess so. And it's, you know, it's just all this bullshit of like, Lori, you know, wants to leave the theater. Janet does not. She wants to put this whole final destinationing behind her. You know, I'm just trying to watch

Lovelace dying in 3D for some reason, all right? Yeah, she's really invested in this movie. She really is. If I was watching a movie

with you, Andrew, and you start having a fucking panic attack, I'd be like, you want to get out to the movie, dude?

Like, this movie could last another day. Well, because let me tell you what, it's on fucking five screens at the theater. You'll find it

on the showtime. Don't worry about that. And, like, also, you're in the middle of a final destination movie it's still going on. You have to leave the theater.

No, we have to get on with life and not listen to you and get nails in your face. So he comes in, finds, Lori, let's go. Janet refuses to leave. They see the screen explosion happen. Janet gets fucking shrapnel and

nails all in her face. How is this even happening? I guess you were saying that the theater's under construction, but there's just tubs that say flammable, combustible out of gasoline. What do you need to for you're putting in theater seats I've literally been around

movie theaters being constructed yes nary a fucking tank of gasoline just a terminator factory in there all of a sudden fucking crazy and yes and then nails fly out shrapnel everyone's being ripped up but then like yeah it's pure

chaos people are getting murdered left and right and again like this seems like if this is to get Lori and Janet to get Debt's final plan this is now you're adding a lot of people to this fucking including the movie theater manager who has a really awesome, like, all right, exit this way, it's going to be fine,

and another explosion happens, and this guy you see him, it's bad CGI, so it's not as good as it could be. It's still very funny. The body flies into like a huge column that's in the lobby. The whole mall's exploding now. It's Mall 11. Oh, no, no, no, we have to save all these sneakers. There's so many sneakers.

I don't care about the people. Get the sneakers! Yeah, he's running out with the sneaks like pee-wee her in when he saves the animals kissing them but then we have a little bit of escalator action here because the explosions fuck up the escalator and our girl gets all ground up here she guys like michael mire's at Halloween ends yeah absolutely just turned into dog food here total dog food moment it's awesome and apparently because there's it's they did these with a lot of the DVD releases for this were like You could patch in the altered in endings or whatever.

And I have to say, because one of them is just she gets ground up by the thing. And then he also gets killed, I think, in some way. And that's the end of the movie. Great ending. Okay. Pretty cool. That's a half star over here. Really cool. Because the grinding is interesting at least because what happens to them is so stupid at the end of the movie.

Yes. And it's filmed so stupidly. But she gets all ground up. And then, uh-oh, wouldn't you know it? It was just a fake out. And it flashes back. And I have to say, it's pretty fucked up that it flashes. back just to right after

McHelty Williamson has been killed and we just can't save this sad fucker. In no universe does he live? He flashes back to the splat. He's like, all right, well that guy's still dead, but I still got time to go to the mall. Because he was from the last vision.

So that vision is still going through. This is a brand new vision. So yeah, he goes to the mall and like, you know, saves the day, basically. He's trying to prevent the explosion. Yes. In a series of haphazard moments is pretty funny. Him getting his arm shot by this sentient nail gun. Here's an idea, Nick, you fucking genius.

The idea is he gets there, and he's like, oh, no, he's playing in so many theaters. And he goes into one who's like, Lori. I was like, fuck you. Pull the fire alarm. Endor called the fire department because this whole fucking theater is going to burn down. It's your precious Lori. Let me just go to where all the flames are going to happen. And then he gets shot up by this nail gun.

And then it's starting. It stuff is burning. There's a giant, long piece of wood. and he holds it up to the sprinkler system and that thing takes forever to trigger. There's a problem with this system. Not up to date, not up to code. Because you got to get that wax to melt.

That's how those things work. Is it really? Yeah, it's like there's one right here in the studio above Steve's head. But basically there's a wax thing like preventing the water from coming out and when like fire heats it up, it melts and that's how they work. Interesting.

That's why he's trying to get, not just like smoke, but get like the flame up there. I can't believe you have one in here. That's scary. I'd be worried about drowning in here. my friend. Well, because yeah, you know, certainly the water wouldn't go under the door right there. This is an airtight fucking room.

It would fill right up. It would fill all the way up and then it would collapse down. Few floors. I think Udini did that one too. Get your head out of the moon roof real quick. So he saves the day. Now we're back at death by caffeine. Yep. There at one point was a homeless guy who I imagine we're trying to set up

something with this guy earlier in the movie. And I also believe I would believe maybe this was the Tony Todd character and they just kind of dropped him out. could have been. Although it's weird because they set up a thing with the guy where, because like Janet comes out the coffee shop to go to the mall and he's like, oh, do you got any change? He gives her, she gives him a bunch of change and he's starting through and it's like quarter, quarter, quarter. And he goes, oh, penny and throws it in the road. And that's another

like, okay, so someone, a car's going to hit the penny. The penny's going to go flying. It's going to hit the dog in the ass. The dog's going to run. Hit the man into the can. The scaffolding nearby is like loose. And he's like, oh, excuse me? Shouldn't this be tighter? Oh, yeah, this construction guy's like, oh, yeah, I guess thanks for the tip. And he holds up, like, his arm that's in a cast. And he's like, yeah, man, it just takes a second for safety or whatever. Yeah, exactly. Well, sneak you later.

The homeless guy here's really funny, though, because he goes, hey, you're that guy that stopped the mall fire, right? He's some, like, hometown hero or something? Well, the town could, after the tragic events of the racetrack, it couldn't afford a movie theater burned down. Yeah. This is a real tough. How many, I'm sure the memorials right now.

Yeah, oh, absolutely, dude. You had fucking, you know, I was a death by chocolate. Love lies dying, you know, didn't even finish. It wasn't in the credits. The fire department can't get in because the memorial's starting.

It's too busy. But it's like the movie ran out of money. Oh, big time. It's, yep. There's, uh, there's old cereals like the 1920s or 30s or whatever. There's one of Superman that I used to love and watch. And it was,

hilarious because every time he's like I'm gonna be Superman Lois and I'm gonna go fly he would duck behind a car and a literal honest to goodness like Mickey Mouse looking cartoon would fly out and like that's how he would fly that's what this is it's like you ran

out of money you had no idea to do it and like this is what you did the truck is coming well hang out a second because this was where so he Nick is like starting to like have a vision again and like this time we are actually told it's two weeks later and the two girls are at the table talking

and he's having the vision and freaking out whatever and then when he comes like back to reality you hear her say so what do you think babe and I was like did they just fucking offer up a three way and this dude's too busy having final destination day dreams oh yeah

sure she's wearing sneaks right what's a steak situation yeah as long as Janet's cool sneaking around but what if we didn't change anything what if us being here right now which is a plan from the beginning. And then this car is a truck. Yeah,

which is a big kind of car. I know. Well, I'm just letting people know who, you know, some people use this for, you know, learning English. Sometimes, but this is clearly from DSW shoes. Yes. And they are.

It's a sneak delivery. Oh my God. It's a sneak truck. It's the way I always wanted to go. Buried in sneaks. Yes. Cress me sneaks. This truck.

You get the animation of their skeletons being crushed by the truck. It's so stupid because the car crashes through for a second and then we cut to like it's like x-ray footage. It's the shit you saw at the beginning of the movie. It's the exact same graphics. Oh no, we've become the league of skeletons. We have turned into skeletons a little too early. Oh, no, I'm being crushed by a truck. We must create our own league separate from the league before us.

We are the sneaker skeletons. We are the skeletons that love sneakers. Oh, dude, little skeletons shuffling around with sneakers. We are the skeletons that say sneak. Sneak, sneak, sneak. Sneak. Can you see, Lori? There's any 12s over there?

Any 12s for my big skeleton fortune. Oh, no. Turns out this truck can break our bones. Two Monty Python's in the same episode. We've got to wrap this show up. Holy fuck. But it also reminded me, I believe it's the third Ramey Spider man when they're having like coffee

or something or no it's the second one like Doc Doc throws the car and he saves it it's kind of like because it's a coffee shop it reminded me of that it's way shittier in this movie it don't turn to fucking X-ray vision at any point in that film they certainly don't and that's I mean that's the end of it it's just

fucking bad skeleton X-ray graphics over new metal oh my god much better if she just gets crushed by the escalator and he dies and whatever well absolutely that's a good movie but the question is what's the fucking time code at that point? Yeah, that's the big question here

because we got to drag this out to a feature-length film. Barely. Yes. Yeah, but there it is. That's barely the movie. We'll go around the horn here for some final thoughts, Def Not Recommendations.

Eric Siska. Yes, no, this might be one of the worst we've ever done. I've said that before, but I really hated this. I watched it before I gave it a half a star. I gave it a half a star. I fucking hate this movie

because there's nothing to latch on to. And the kills aren't even that interesting. So fuck this. shit. Chris Cabin. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's just careless from top to bottom. There's no, like, there's no thought really put into any of it. All of it just kind of feels like it's happening.

All the, all the acting is bad. Even my beautiful, McHelty Williamson, he's not really bringing it, and everything he tries to bring. It just, it makes it worse. It doesn't make it better. Uh, so yeah, I really hated this. Yeah, no good. Stephen. No, no.

Uh, it's, yeah, there's nothing to it. It's, it's, it's, it's a bare bones screenplay, they just, it's like they did this movie under duress, like usually you read stuff, it's like, oh, the writer's strike was two days later or whatever. It's like that. Like, where was the heat coming from? Take the time

and make a movie. Like, I didn't make you make this movie. You decided to do it. Especially because this was 09. You said part three was literally 03. Sounds right. So like, it's already been a little while, yeah. Five years realistically when you start

like getting the movie into production. So no one was like pounding down the door Like how they churn out saw movies Or like Friday the 13th back in the day Like every year there's got to be A Final Destination movie like it's not that It's just so bizarre I don't understand where it came from

A Final Destination 3 was 06 But even still Okay so that's not bad Three years still plenty of time to get a script That was the time in between Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back You can make a movie in three years Absolutely

But I remember 2004 Because that was when all those rumors that were going around, that Tarantino was going to do a final destination. So they kept on put, I'm joking. Like the Star Trek thing. It was never going to happen. Everybody's like, oh my God, can you believe?

I thought he did a pass on this because of the N-word. And the sneaks. Yeah. All the feet shit, slurs for no reason. It's a foot guy. Everybody else says the N-word, but my character doesn't. Do you see how that works? Yeah, no, this is definitely the worst in this series. otherwise the other four movies i find enjoyable to various

varying degrees um i i think that the fifth one like i think was like 2011 when that came out uh you know it does that cool thing where it backs it you don't know it's a prequel until at the end which is pretty neat and hey i'll be there next year for this bloodlines one you know whatever i'll check it out because again definitely yeah why not 2011 to 2025 plenty oh time to get a script in the books this is one of those franchise where I will do that. Like I, but I do like have a little thing where I won't do it for all of them.

Like I, I'm never going to watch that new pet cemetery. Oh, it's never going to happen. With my man double D, David DeCovine. Oh, it's,

it's rotten. It's just, there's certain ones I know for a fact. I am not going to do that. With Final Destination, it has enough goodwill. I will come back for it. I still have not even seen the last two evil deads.

Yeah, me neither. The Fetti Alvarez. Pretty good. I recommend. Because Romulus was, no, it's much better.

Well, there's no fucking. dead computer person coming, ruining the fucking movie for you. That is a big it's genuinely a good movie, I think. Okay. Maybe I'll see. Maybe I won't. Maybe I'll do a Chriscab and proclamation. Hey, look. I'm not against proclamations, baby.

But yeah, suck town all around, not a recommend. That's going to do it for this episode, but the spookacular will continue, of course, if you want more, we hate movies, spooky content over on the Patreon. We got a we love movies, all about Halloween for the return of Michael Myers. That's just a

wild-ass episode, very funny, fun to do. A little Lubis content. Yeah, it's a real movie to talk about. That's fun, yeah. There's characters and stuff. But, you know, the spooky stuff does continue, of course, on the Patreon. There's going to be a spooky animation damnation this month. That's right. It's a Ace Ventura's Halloween episode. It's not the actual movie. No, no, no, no. It's just the last

20 minutes of that movie. Which is pretty scary. It's very scary. Yes. No, it's the Ace Ventura cartoon show, which you've ever done before. They have a Halloween-themed episode. we're going for it. Oh, we're going to go for it big time. We're doing a kind of once in a lifetime, a once in a CBS time for Face of Evil with Shawnee Smith and Tracy Gold.

It's a fun. It's a fun movie. It's on Tooby. It's on YouTube. Check it out and listen to our episode. That's right. On Melro 210 this month, it's pretty cool, special situation here. It's the finale of season two. It's a 90-minute episode. so no 90210 this month

it's all ridiculous Melrose Place finale coverage which is going to be great later this month we also have the the next commentary coming out you'll be able to sync us up watching Silent Night Deadly Night

4 colon initiation of Brian Yuzna joint That movie goes a lot of places that it's not said as a workshop I'll tell you that much That's absolutely right What else we got the Well we got the gleep glossary

Any haunted specters Well sort of I guess we're going to keep We're going to keep this run we have of Sith Lords going. We just did an episode on Darth Bain. And now we'll be doing an episode on Ex-Arcon, one of the early, like, he's a 90s, like, EU comic book, Sith Lord. It should be a lot of fun, so tune in. And on the topest of tears, you can listen to our episode-by-episode recap of The Penguin on Too Old for this shit.

Hell yeah. That's right. That show has just been rocking and rolling. Every episode, we are recapping it. Now, here on the We Hate Movies feed, which, by the way, if you're listening to this and you had some commercials in there, over on that Patreon, $8 level and up, get them commercials right out of there, the ad-free option. Now, we hate movies rolls on. Our four-or theme, Sputacular continues next week, Steve, with which motion picture? We are going to be joined by our good friends from Deadbeat, James and Chelsea, to talk about the only four, the four of those coming up the whole way.

it's Lepricon 4, Lepricon in Space. Sure. I think it's kind of the fact that we have gotten to Lepricon in Space with James and Chelsea was,

I feel the inspiration for the for the for-or. If we're doing one for, why don't we do all fours? Boy, that couldn't be a bad idea. But yeah, that's going to be a lot of fun. Stoke to keep watching those movies,

that's another franchise lie. Every year I'm like, I'm going to go through all of them, James, and he's like, sounds good. I still have it. So I'll be doing In Space for the first time. Next week when we hate movies returns.

But until then, I've been Andrew Drupin. Steven Seda. Eric Siska. Chris Cabin. Take it easy. We all go a little mad sometimes. You know, it's Halloween. I guess everyone's a title of one good scare.

Sometimes. That is better. Zombies have entered the building. They're at the door. They're coming in! It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicca Land. They're coming to get you, Barbara. These sick fucks using one too many movies. Now, Sid, don't you blame the movies?

Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos. More creative! Put the fucking loser in the bag! What an excellent day for an exorcism.