We Hate Movies - S15 Ep763: Leprechaun 4: In Space (with James A. Janisse & Chelsea Rebecca of DEAD MEAT)

Episode Date: October 15, 2024

“It’s a very specific kind of dumb…” - Chris On this week’s SPOOKTACULAR episode, we welcome back our Dead Meat buds, James A. Janisse & Chelsea Rebecca, to chat about the outrageous sci-fi FOUR-OR movie, Leprechaun 4: In Space! How cheap are these computer animated ship effects? What was with that Ray Charles joke? What’s going on with this Mittenhands character? Does having this extra bug monster crowd the field for our beloved monstrous Leprechaun? And how about those exploding genitals, huh? PLUS: Captain Picard turns down the offer to install a disco ball in 10 Forward for… reasons. Leprechaun 4: In Space stars Warwick Davis, Brent Jasper, Jessica Collins, Gary Grossman, Rebecca Carlton, Tim Colceri, Guy Siner, Debbie Dunning, Rick Peters, Geoff Mead, Ladd York, and Miguel A. Nuñez Jr. as Sticks; directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith. Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston! And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show! Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!   Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

This week on the program, what do you get when you slash the budget of an already no budget horror franchise? Well, you get something that looks a little bit like Leprecon 4 colon in space. I'm Andrew Jupin. Steven Zedak in space. Eric Siska. Mooch. James Space Janice. And Chelsea Rebecca.

And we hate movies. I'll go a little mad sometimes. You know, it's Halloween. I guess everyone's entitled to one good scare. Sometimes, dead is better. The zombies have entered the building. They're at the door. They're coming in.

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You Got It Straight folks The Sputacular Continues this week We had to bring in our good friends James and Chelsea from Deadmeet to talk about this movie. Hello, folks. How's it going? Hey. Hi, we're back. We're back. Did you know we're coming up on almost half a decade of talking about leprechaun?

I love it. I love it. We sort of, I mean, you know, not we reversed engineered our entire month to sort of fit leprechaun four. Oh, really? That's part of the four. Yeah. So it's like, well, if we're doing one four, what if we did all fours? I can't believe you're doing one fours. I can't believe you're doing. Silent Night Deadly Night for commentary track. The Usenna of like weird society. Silent Night Deadly Night Yeah. A lot of bugs right. Not a Christmas film, no. No. It's like a weird

feminist cult too. Yeah, like witches. Yeah, they're witches and like one lady's like she's a newspaper reporter or something. She's investigating the suicide at the beginning of the movie. Which is one of the funnier cinematic suicides you'll ever say? An aggressive amount of Clint Howard in that film. An aggressive A man, a bond girl, right? Yes. The woman who played octopusy.

Yeah, octopuses in that. I have not seen this yet. I'm so excited. This sounds better than Santa Claus, better than the Lord Jesus Christ. Does it sound better than Lepircon 4 in space? Listen, it's got to be better than this one. You know, in the curation for this month, you know, we're looking at some other titles or whatever. And it's kind of weird that this movie, they take our hero to space.

And in that fourth Critters movie, those little motherfuckers are in space, too. I mean, in kind of investigating franchise, it's sort of interesting to know how many movies it takes to go to space. Because this is four, that's four, Hellraiser is four as well. Yeah, that's right. Jason is four movies. Jason is 10. Jason is 10. Airbud is eight.

I looked at up today. Oh, really? Okay. It's like the Air Buddies eight movies. Airbud goes to space? Yes, the Space Buddies. What's he doing up there? There's no rule that says a dog can't. He's playing basketball against Sigourney Weaver.

Uh, yeah. I mean, you sending a character to space, it's tough, right? Because here's the thing that I've learned from both Lepricon 4 in space and Critters for Space Time Spectacular. You got to have the money to back it up. Yeah. And if you don't, you got to be a creative enough thinker to make the movie not look like shit. and both this movie and Critters 4 failure in that department.

Might I just point out that Critters for at least, it makes sense that the critters, they look like something alien. Like maybe they belong out there. First of all, they're literally aliens. So like, that makes sense. They're going home. Leprecon and Jason are the most like earthbound fucking monsters

that ever existed. So when they go out there, you are like, well, what the hell is this? Like this movie starts and it's like Lord of the Rings for a little bit. Yeah. With Barabarella and you're just like, what's happening here? With Critters, Critters is dark.

It's darker. I think like if you're doing a cheap space movie like Alien Resurrection as well, make those corridors dark. This is too bright this movie for what we're doing. Well, you know, we're going off of it's the 90s. Okay. So yeah, I forgot to mention. It should say, of course, from 96,

directed by returning franchise director, Brian Trenchard Smith, who did three. He gets leprechaun. He understands it. This is the guy. He's, you know, Warwick himself probably on some sort of bonus feature one time was like,

you know, he was the only guy that fucking got it. They're the Martin Leo of the lepercon. This one, this is an unrelated leprechaun. This is just a leprechaun. Is that right? They don't say leprechaun the whole movie. Not once.

Not once. Not once. No one opens a fucking CD-ROM that explains the Celtic lore about everything. My biggest beef with it is and I can't like we just start these movies in media res, right? We just drop in and wherever the fuck this guy is.

That's the story. But like with Jason and with the critters they show you how them motherfuckers got off Earth and got into space. And I just need something. This guy just can't be on a fucking planet man. Maybe it's a space marine named O'Reilly

and it's you know in the coldness of space. You can't even celebrate St. Patrick's Day. But like, you know, something like where he's like, he's got a book and he's like, what's this a leprechaun? An incantation. Now the lepracons in space. Right. Or they're going to a constellation that is a pot of gold shape. Even better. Yeah, yeah. That would work. Because like in the fifth one, it's, they find, uh, iced tea finds the statue. And you would think the statue would be a good thing here to find and just be like, sure. Here, I'm awakening him by.

accident or something like that. But no, like, you are supposed to understand. Like, I found myself being like, did I forget Vegas wrong? Me too. Yep. Did they go to space at the end of Vegas and I just- He gets on the New York, New York roller coaster and just launches and what? Yeah, like it's end of Greece or something. Oh, man, superior ending to Lepricon 3 if that was the case. I just couldn't believe that this movie wasn't like what the Hellraiser movies end up being where so many of those are scripts that were something else and they just

put a centivite in there and I was so sure that this was just generic space movie. Nope, this was planned from the start. I can't believe that. That's wild. It's a very specific kind of dumb. I don't think you could fake this kind of dumb.

That's the one thing I will give this and why I think this might actually be the most successful of this bunch is that it's dumb throughout. everything here matches the tone of leprechaun and his stupid fucking mouth like it all feels of a with the other ones i felt so much like leprechaun to come in do his dance and bullshit and then as soon as he was gone it was just like hi i i'm sandy i'm gonna die hi i'm jim i'm gonna die i appreciate those bad table dressings of a movie because here i feel

like it's a little too winky it's a little too we know we're making a cheesy movie i appreciate that I honestly I did it was a relief for me on this one yeah but also if ever a movie needed a scroll to start you know what I mean like we can have a little fun with the Star Warsiness of it all which we do a little bit later like you could just have a nice scroll

explain there where the leprecha went to space you know I gotta have something here folks because we've got the leprecha which I've been used to for three movies now but he's on a fucking planet of some kind where there's a woman who's an alien princess

there's also in this movie another alien beast that they're chasing down everybody's comfortable with aliens existing in this world and like I just need to know what's going on in the IMDB trivia and I don't know where they got this is like oh this movie takes place in 2096 I'm like okay sure what maybe they got that from the the fucking paperback

adaptation possible they do say something about it being the 21st century okay yes yeah so maybe and you know this makes sense too this is a theory I've always had is global warming will come for the Irish the hardest. So maybe that's, maybe they leave first. You know what I mean? Well, who burns the worst?

Exactly. I mean, yeah, they're just gone. They're going to be into ash. They're going to be vampires, essentially. I don't know, guys. I think it works better being just like Game of Thrones where you just piece it together as you're watching. Like, this is Princess Zarina from the planet Dominia. And, you know, you get a real good taste

of the intergalactic political struggle going from here without it having spoonfetched. Yeah. The fact is Our lead scientist just speaks so like, oh, yeah, she's from Dominia. We know that they exist and we know all this stuff about them. It's so jarring. Because, but the thing is, is they do understand, I would hate whatever they were going to tell me. Whatever Dominia is, whatever the fuck, they thought it was, I don't give a fuck.

I don't want to know. Just fucking start this movie. Oh, oh, wait, robot boss, that's half person. Great. Hell yeah. Dude, that guy is when your fucking high school science teacher came to the Halloween dance to chaperone in a bad, cheap costume. That's this fucking Dr. Mittenham guy, I'll tell you.

It's a high school chaperones. What's that character from Star Trek in that Christopher Pike? Christopher Pike, yes. Oh, yes. Yeah, it's like, can't you tell what I am? I'm Christopher Pike from Star Trek. And you're like, man, Mr. Johnson's costume. I was just wearing a cardboard box

He's just wearing a cardboard box Honestly when they say Dr. Mittenhand Told us to do this, that the other thing We haven't seen him yet And I'm watching this movie and it's really cheap I'm like if Dr. Mittenhand is a cat Now we got a two-star movie Like you know what I mean?

If they just cut to an honest Every time like they pretend They can hear it talking but it's just a cat rolling around to the ball of string like just a regular cat and then cut back So it's kind of like when when a English speaking character and Star Wars interacts with Chewbacca.

Exactly. They speak wookie, but there's no subtitles and they just speak English back to us. This is sadly not a David Decato production. Sadly. Cannot just come in and do his business and let this. I thought it was going to be a puppet. I heard Mitten Hand and I thought a puppet was coming my way.

Yeah. But that's like the Arby's glove. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, it's him and the fucking hamburger helper guy. They came together to be Dr. Mittenhands. Put them in that test, too. and blend it up and stick it in someone.

Station themselves, they just one big glove. I do love about this movie, like, just really greases. The only way that this movie gets to, gets to an ending is it knows you've watched other movies. So the beginning is like, you've seen alien, right? Space Marines, they're rough, they're rough. We're not going to spend too much time on them. And it's like, okay, sure. Well, we get enough, right?

Because we get like, you got a cigarette and we're like, ask me for a breath mint next time. Yeah, I got like buff chick. Yes. Oh, everybody has stupid names. It's fantastic. Lucky, mooch, a Dolores stick. Sergeant Hooker, which sounds like a T.J. Fantastic.

I was confused. I'm not even confused, but like, what is the lepricons in the beginning is like, we got to go down there. This son of a bitch has been screwed up our mining operations for months. Costs half a billion dollars doing what? Are they mining gold? Well, that's the thing. I think they're talking about a different creature

that they're chasing because he's like, we've got to get that alien some bitch. No, they just call the leprechaun the alien the whole time. I think they're talking about, I thought they were chasing a different creature and then they come across the leprechaun because there is some sort of alien puppet thing we see at some point.

Oh, well, that's just a good thing. Is that just another. Yeah. A blue guy with the devil horn. It looks like it has a xenomorph mouth. Put a bunch of stuff on it And then like two little horns on it It looks like it's from little monsters

Yes Yes Leprocon Does seem to know what that thing is And that thing is like an alarm system for him Because whenever that thing Whenever that thing gets captured by the team He's like, whoa, it's me time to go now

So like I mean maybe there is something else But I think we're supposed to believe that this It's supposed to be lepricons And it is the leprechaun that is fucking of this galactic mining operation. He just single-handedly. Keeps on throwing potatoes into the gears. That does it.

You guys keep describing stuff I would love to see in the movie. We don't see what he's doing. I would love to see him disrupting things, but no, he's just hanging out and the cops show up at his door and it's like you'll do. Someone swatted the leprechaun. Yeah, he got swatted. Yeah, he's just hanging out with his

new wife, his new hot wife, who is an alien because she's got glitter on. that's right yeah that's that's about as star wars 66 as you can get it's a lea slave costume yeah yeah yeah barborella more than laya i got but like yeah oh sure sure right and this is princess zarina zarina zarina of dominia as we know i i do love take two on dominia by the way can someone do a pass on this fucking script before we start dominia belongs in space balls yes it does it's a spaceball's name you're totally right a lot of people took a pass they said oh

No, thank you. You're going for four on that. Okay. Oh, wow. All right. You already went to Vegas? Okay, cool. If I am remembering correctly, by the way,

this is the first direct-to-div, or direct-to-video, I believe? Or was three? Really? Was three-thiatry? I think three was, but I can't say with certainty. I know that by the time we were in the hood, definitely. Oh, yeah. Certainly.

Yeah, yeah. That was not happening. Yeah, now I'm just curious because four, four definitely was. Four, if you go to IMDD. Oh, yes, this is the third. Wait, no, this is the third. And the third one is the first directed video.

We've been staunchly on video before he went. We went to video before it went to space. What's funny? Is the fifth one gives you your biggest name since like Aniston, though. Like, Ice-T is in your movie and isn't it for a good amount of time? And like, that's just funny to be that, like, you, it takes you five to get a name

even within Aniston's sphere. And, like, that's the one that goes direct the video. Even Critters Four has fucking Brad Durif and Angela Bassett. Yeah, dude, Angela Bassett was a big surprise in that movie. Is it the third one? Yeah, two Oscar nominees. Is it the third one or the second one that has DiCaprio? Third.

Third one has DeCaprio, which is huge. Critters, it's hitting higher with the stars. But I would say those aren't as fun as the left-com movies. They are or not. uh yeah so he's on a shit planet uh the planet is made out of shit it looks like it's like it's just brown wavy nothing it's it's paper mache poop walls it's a little um wishmaster like his layer oh yeah oh yes good call another superior franchise the beginning actually this moment feels like a leprechaun movie where he like explains

that he wants to be king and it kind of like fits with a lepraconic kind of like kind of does, but to go back to the confirmation you guys made that this was not a script that then they added leprechaun to, like, this setup is just I want all the power in the galaxy. That's not something the lepracons ever concerned

himself with. No, he just wants his fucking gold. Lots of gold. He doesn't even rhyme in this movie. There are times when he starts talking and you're like, oh, here it comes. And then you don't get it. He just monologues. I also love that the first. time we see him in this movie, he's got a

tuxedo on. Yes. Which if you asked me, which Leprecon movie is he wearing a tuxedo? This would be my last guess. Yeah. And that would be, that would be totally fair. Yeah. Vegas is number one because yeah. But you're right.

Fucking space is where he's dressing up in black tie. Okay. I would love to see him in like a MI6 situation, right? Like a James Bond organization. I also like when he's wearing this tuxedo and he's like talking about the plan to her he's using an english accent yeah i didn't tune my ear for a second i'm like what does he do oh i guess it's just because he's so actually eric this is kind of the closest work davis will get to playing james bond

yeah oh man we'll just have to settle for that for now which is to say he's wearing a tuxedo using an english accent and hitting on a woman that's uh a woman that doesn't want to be hit on Yes. Oh, no, no. But she's kind of into it because, like, there's this, to your point, Game of Thronesy lore about her, the sour king, the good king that gave away all of his gold, but she's like this Joffrey-esque daughter that wants all the power back. I like their relationship. I love them. We were saying yesterday they match each other's freak. You know, they both kind of want to murder each other. But they both are also into each other's, like, fucked up little plans for entertainment. she would definitely throw him a bang at least I think if this movie went the way and they'll both try and kill each other at a fun way but they they would fuck at least once I think

James and Chelsea I think you find yourself a couple's costume for Halloween this year That's what I say! We were literally talking about it. I was like no, but I was like she can be Princess Arena I'll be Harold It's just a total met with him. Oh sure. Tuxedo James and the lepercrum face. I mean it's definitely

they're definitely an entertaining double day if you are if you are of the mind to do something like that. They definitely will keep you engaged the whole time. You know, you won't have to, you won't get bored waiting for your Bucca DeBepo to get there on time. I think she's a lot of fun

in this. I think, I think in another version of this, you would maybe have an actress where you can tell she's embarrassed. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. She's just having fun. She knows she looks hot and she's committing to how stupid it is and I like her. One of those

actresses, not a Wikipedia article. to her name. No, no, she's in anything else? Well, I think it was the second one that has the absolute worst actress in history? So we're Yes. Yes. Okay, so this is like, we're definitely at a better place here, for sure. She's above that, but also, I thought she was

like, again, thinking of, like, did I misremember the end of the last movie? I thought she was, like, the girl from the last movie, and I was like, oh, shit, he got her again. Different half-law. They swap them out. They swap them out. Like, fucking batteries with these people. It's unbelievable. And similarly to James Bond, there's the argument.

Is this the same leprechaun? I don't know. I can't remember if this has come up on our past lepercon reviews. We just keep living this day over and over. This one seems a lot more freckily than the past ones have.

There's a lot more splotches going on. He's kind of like a burnt sienna color in this. I had a question actually because I think it hit me just now. The black shit on his teeth. Is that just to show that he's grody or is that supposed to fakely

make it look like he has sharp teeth in his mouth? I was wondering that exact same thing yesterday. I was sitting there like, am I supposed to be launching this in this high resolution? The answer is no, because we see some wires later. That's right. We certainly do.

Yeah, I think, Steve, to your question, what happened was the makeup artist went to the prop store and went to the teeth section and then found that one box was just labeled Irish teeth. He got it. Picked up a couple of gammers there, you know, and brought them back to say. I want to say that

I'm Irish a little bit just to stop some of the hate, you know? I'm fucking I'm there with you, baby. I got the blood in me. Well, there's a lot of Irish men here. That's scary. I better stop talking about it. It's all out of love. It's all out of love. Dickens teeth is what we call it. I do, yeah, so like, but like

yeah, so at first she's like, ew, ewe, leprecha. But then she's like, okay, my rotten father, maybe we could come to an arrangement, you know? So, like, Leprechaun's going to get to at least third base here, but then these fucking,

the popo shows up for no reason. Right. Yes. By the way, when they're showing up, they're riding a Windows 95 screen saver that's their. Dude, you're being generous, man.

You fucking see these things. In my head, I just kept going, in the not too distant, ta la la, la. Better effects. I mean, like, sure. But, like,

with MST 3K, it's intentionally looking fake. This was going for some semblance of realism. I mean, there's a big failure. There's a boss on a screen on this one too for a little bit. Yeah, that's true.

Yelling at you to do shit. Yeah, and they sent me a cheesy movie. I have to watch because I'm posting their show. By the way, there's a moment of turbulence I want to highlight because one of the space marines goes, who's driving this thing? Ray Charles? Oh, dude, what are we doing?

Let's not be rude here. It's not one of the movies. That's Miguel A. Nunez Jr., your. That's right. Oh, baby. Friday 4 and Return to Living Dead as well. Yes.

My apologies. And I'm sure some some younger listeners, the Scooby-Doo movie. Oh, nice he is. Wait, which Scooby-Doo movie? The first one, he's like a he's like a voodoo guy that they visit on the beach or something.

Oh, Jesus. I remember that character. I don't remember that that was Miguel. A. Nunez Jr. That's unfortunate. I just want to see I want to see like the Sorkan S script of the guy who was like, no, we keep the Ray Charles bid in. We have to

have it. I don't care. I don't care that you can't hear it even. I want it in. It's 2096. We haven't had any other blind people to make fun of it. No, nobody. Well, it's sort of like, I don't know, if you wanted to do a similar thing, but like relating it to the sense of hearing, right?

And you were like, who's doing whatever? Beethoven? I was about to say the exact same. Oh, really? Yes. Yes. Yes. Because that's like how dated it would feel in 2024 and you're in fucking 2096 or whatever making Ray Charles quips.

I don't think so. Who's that? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Raymond Charles, never heard of him. So Miguel in India's Jr. is clearly the star, like, the biggest actor of the movie, unless we can. Unless we're at Warwick Davis. Warwick Davis. Oh, that's true.

Well, he's not big. Oh, come on. That's what I didn't, he said it. From the three point line. There's also Dolores played by Heidi from home improvement. That's right. That is true. I didn't know that.

Yes, Debbie Dunning was Heidi being sexually harassed by Tim the Toolman Taylor on that public access TV show. She was to replace Pam Anderson. Yeah, she replaced Pam. That's right. She was on the show and this show was going on, I think, for at least until here. Do you think Tim Allen saw this movie? That's my question.

Can he get a tape for Christmas? Well, there certainly wasn't a premiere. Well, he's probably like, does she get naked? Ruh, rough, right? And, like, fast forwarded and then, like, did, was not happy. Can I see my co-star nude? He had that thought at three in the morning after a few rails, you know? Pop that tape in.

Or maybe this is where he got the idea to do a Galaxy Quest, maybe, you know? Oh, you think you're doing space movies rough, rough, rough. I'll do one. I'll do one with a budget. We were surprised to find out that this came out before Starship Troopers. Yeah, by like a year. So I feel like this movie is very influential. Yeah, absolutely.

Starship Troopers, Galaxy Quest, Jason X. It's just really. Paul definitely screened this. That's just, Paul definitely saw this before Starship went out. Before the last cut went in, at least. And like, yeah, there's this new PhD woman, Tara, is her name? Or is it, did they get that wrong? Reeves?

Lisa Reeves. Is that it? Tina? Tina, yeah, Tina. The actress is Jessica Collins. She's like appointed by Dr. Mitt in hands to get biological samples of things. Uh-huh. And that's her deal.

And it's like, you know, don't, you can't have some doctor on this team. And she's, uh, this hunky dude who kind of is like hunky Peter Capaldi a little bit. Yeah, I see what you're talking about. With the Bates here. Books. Books. Books. Okay. Did anyone look him up on IMDV?

And did anyone see his IMDB picture? Because it's really good. It's very funny. It's a very funny. I'm looking at it right now. Look at it right now. It's, uh, I don't know what the set up was. No, he's just, he's posing.

He's shirtless. He's got a, he's got a black slacks on. Oh, yeah. That shirt is off. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And look at those boots. They're made for walking all of them.

He's making out with the camera. Like, he's just like, yeah. you look up the word hunk in the dictionary this guy's there Brent Jasmer ladies and gentlemen This fella for 178 episodes played sly Donovan on the Bold and the Beautiful And I think it's no coincidence that the same year This movie went direct to video

This dude left the Bold and the Beautiful My big break finally See y'all later I'm off the bigger and better thing Yeah space with the leprecha And then he was, he never did anything again after two years after that. That's kind of sad. After 1998's episode of the Drew Carey show where he played Chris one time. Oh, well, I love Chris.

I mean, Drew, Drew Carrey, the God. So like, I get, you go up high. You go that high and you don't want to go any further. It's just Drew. Drew and that's it. How was it? No, because he was only on one episode of this. I was trying to figure if he left the Bold and the Beautiful for what appears to be a night

Rider reboot of some kind? Which one? I was going to say there was one in the 2000. Yeah, no, this is 97 to 98, 22 episodes, one season only. Team Night Rider was the name of the show. It's a new team

with a artificial intelligent super vehicles folks. We got vehicles. I like it. We had nightboat. Finally. We might have had the nightboat. It looks like there's a night jeep. I think there's maybe a night pickup truck there

A lot of looking at the cover Fun accents like they could invade the island In Lost World The night team, you know Track down some dinosaurs Two night motorcycles Anyway They do arrayed on Lepricon's compound again

Because he has been messing up With mining operations vaguely And Something something The weird thing Not only does not rhyme He's not called a leprecha He really doesn't use a lot of magic

In this movie And that bugs me Like, you know what I mean? Like, very a few times does he actually do magic? Yeah, so the planet, we're making quips about the planet. Also, we have a thing where one of them is like, oh, this planet's pretty shitty to which someone replies, oh, yeah, you ever been to Detroit? You know, like, oh, thank you so much. We took that personally.

Yeah, you should. Tim Allen didn't watch this. Oh, yeah, Tim Allen, he wouldn't have been really upset. Yeah, rough, rough, rough. Heidi's like, hey, Tim, did you watch the tape of the movie that I got you? He's like, up to a point. Yeah.

You know, I was just looking at this filmography, and I think the, if you don't count Toy Story, and if it's just caporial Tim Allen, I think his fourth movie, he goes to space in Galaxy Quest. There you go. Let me run it down.

Santa Claus, jungle to jungle. I'm not counting Meet Wally Sparks where he plays himself. For richer or poorer, And then Galaxy Quest. Wow. And Jason in 10, Tim in 4. And if you count Toy Story, he is Buzz Lighty.

Yeah, he's... Right. He's an astronaut. Then he gets there a sooner. Which I know from that other movie was based on a real person who did go to space. That's right. Yeah. I forgot about that.

And they were like super gay or something, right? Something like that. Usually. For rich or a poet, do they go to Vegas and that? Because that would really... Now they go to Amish country. No, yeah. That's where they're hiding.

Oh, that's what's cursiology? Yeah. Hiding from the mafia or something, I think. Yes, that sounds right. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's dog shit. We should, we should start digging into some more Tim. Yeah, we love to. Yeah, and she's been dead long enough.

It's fine. Yeah, we could. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So leprechaun here gets to use a lightsaber. That's something, right? Oh, leapsaber, yeah, that is lepsaber. He made it, he made it Disneyland.

Oh, yeah. He went to the workshop. How did they get away with this? Is it just because did Warwick make a call? Oh, dude, do you think they were like, look, hey, Warwick, we got this one gag in the script. But we don't know. Would you be comfortable calling George? And of course, Warwick's got his phone numbers.

Yeah, of course. Yeah, let me just dial that in. Yeah, man. So I kind of figure no one's going to see this movie, right? Yeah, that's fine. George, don't fuck with me. This is my bread and butter, George. Don't you fuck with me on this one.

I need it. I need it. Do you hear me? Yeah, you don't really need approval for fan films, man. Fuck you. Fuck you, George. Fuck you. It's not like that's the only thing it's ripping off either. The sound effects, I'm pretty sure, are from Doom.

Yeah, that sounds right. Straight out of the doors opening. Everyone uses Doom sound effects. That's true. That's basically a royalty-free library. It's what everyone uses them. You could, there's like hundreds of those in Nancy Myers movies. You just hear it all the time.

When anybody's closing a door, but I feel like the leprick the lightsaber is really just for the like you get that you leak you leak that to fangoria now people actually might want to see lepricon four like oh wow might want to rent lepercon four like wow I saw the picture in fangoria guys he's going to be using a lightsaber the whole movie I mean he uses it like he's cutting like cold cuts at a deli like he's like one two Three. Okay, you got nice slices there. Package them up. Where he like slices a guy's ass off or something? A little bit, yeah.

Because it is the first of several space yokels that get murdered in this movie. And this guy's like, gosh, look at all the gold on the table. I'll ask everybody. I'll start with James and Chelsea. If you saw a bunch of gold just hanging out, would you go and grab it like you were a boo with a monkey? Or would you just be like, I don't know, this is just sort of like somebody else's gold. Hang on. Also, Steve, you got to specify while investigating an unknown planet.

Yeah. I think in that case, I would probably Not just be touching stuff. Yeah, well, they're also not having, they don't have helmets on. They're just breathing all this space air, you know? Yeah. I mean, I guess they're following alien movie logic where like people just love touching stuff. That's true. It's true. Everybody's got sticky fingers and furious thumb. I should admit, if I saw that, I would at least want to check

if it was all chocolate. I would just double check, you know, not, not, you know, I would find out very quickly, I think, but. I'd be grabbing all the gold and jewels because it's gold. Oh my God. Ooh, it's gold. Yes.

You bite it a little, so you know, oh, that hurts. That means it's real. That's not chocolate. I just stumbled across it in my notes, by the way, and I was remembering correctly, the reason, like the moment when the leprechaun gets hip to them, he's like, oh, we've got some visitors, is because one of these space marines

shoots at a gleep-glop thing that it sees it's like a salacious B. Crum kind of character. I do like this one of I think four different shootouts with the leopard gunned. Oh, he's blasting so much. Oh, man. And we blow him up so many times. Yes, we do. Yeah. I think it was the thing when it's like you paid to film that puppet exploding

and you're going to get your fucking money's worth of seeing it happen multiple times. The first one's the best one because he jumps on a lot. grenade. Yes. Oh, that's right. Yes. Oh, yeah, because like, they're holding a thermal detonator and then he's like, wife guy, dude. He's protecting his princess, right? Because she was near where this

grenade fell. As a king should. Was anybody else thinking of that fat kid and Childs Play 3 at the military school? Now I am. Because that, dude, that's another instance of someone hilariously diving on a grenade. Poor kid. But also, your leprechaun, make it

zap it away or something. Yeah, exactly. My favorite part of the movie is right here when they're like, all right, the bitch is dead. Let's get back on the spaceship or whatever. And the dude who laid the death blow is like, uh, got to do my finisher move and just starts urinating on the remains of this lepricon.

And the sergeant's like, you know what? That's fucking cool as hell. He's like, death from above. Like, come on. You want me to like another one of these more than this? This is, you're pissing on the leprechaun's corpse. Are you kidding me? And the leprechaun, like the salmon, goes across the stream into his penis, right?

That's a big jump. Just goes right up there. Use my question, okay? As we know, leprechaun's essence goes up the urine stream and it's going to emerge from the man's penis later. That's how he gets aboard the ship. But when they leave this area, the lepercon's decapitated head is. sitting on the ground and he watches it. So what happens to that head when the leprechaun gets you?

I think it goes to the hood. You think it goes what? Oh, Oh, you know. That's what he says the hood? Okay. That makes sense. I mean, I also would imagine that it can do the thing like situation.

Like little legs come out of its head and start walking around crab whack. Just one leprechaun cell is needed for a leprecha. But then is that decapricon head just like, Wow, I wonder what my other sense is doing. I would have loved to cut back to it where like it's very quiet and, you know, and it's just this head sitting there like, ah. It'd be like a Chuckie. No one's coming back for me.

You could have at least left me a Dubliner's record. By the way, this Sergeant Hooker, the guy who tells him it's, it's a okay to piss on the corpse of his slain enemy. Star of the show. He's the best. He's great. The actor is Tim. Kim Colcherry, actor sort of loosely here.

Interesting thing about this dude, though. I don't know if anybody read up on this. And it's weird because I just rewatch this other movie a couple weeks back. This guy was in full metal jacket. And he originally got the part of the drill instructor. And then Kubrick was like, oh, Arlie Ermi was the guy training the actors. Why don't we just have him do it? And he felt bad.

So this guy is still in the movie. he's one of the fucking door gunners in the helicopter when he's like going crazy like shooting people. He's like, get some. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like shooting people in the rice paddy and then fucking Joker's like, uh-huh. So do you think Stanley Kubrick saw this movie as well? No.

No, I don't. I'm fairly confident. This dude never, Stanley Kubrick never thought about that guy after shooting that time. And this sergeant's got like a, he's got like a dome. Yeah, he's got like a chop top thing. Yeah, he's got a chrome, like, skull

plate on his head. That's you know what? It's like the best idea of the movie. It's like, that's kind of cool. You know what I mean? Like, hey, it's the future. That makes some sense. Sure, yeah. That's what happens in the future. And it's a cheap enough effect but it still looks good. You know what I mean? You kids know this.

You kids know this look from McKenow, right? You've seen this. And this actual backstory, apparently books, he lost that part of his head, whilst saving books on another mission. Books. Yeah. Books our hero Big hunk. Books

who got his name because he doesn't like to read. It's just like It's ironic. It just loves it. It's like calling the fat guy tiny. Yeah. Yeah. It's like playing with his guy. The Brent Jasmer thing of it all too is kind of interesting. Again, this is all just apocryphal

IMDB shit. But again, like I've been saying a lot lately, these people just get this shit from DVD commentaries and elsewhere. So it's coming from somewhere that this dude does indeed bear a slight resemblance to in 1970s Sylvester Stallone and the idea was

to have books just gotta do it in exit man I was just gonna do it the whole time and then they were like oh we might get sued so I love that they were like George Lucas and his lightsaber the most litigious fucking dude now we'll leave that in but we're very scared Sly's gonna sue us for an impression

oh so I wasn't I last night I just said like oh this kind of turned into Rambo for a little bit I wasn't totally oh okay shirt comes off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, oh, with the shirt, you're right, he takes that shirt off for no reason. Yeah, dude, he just strips down. Everyone's doing that. Only one reason.

Honk it to you. Oh, of course. I mean, it looks fantastic. I mean, that would be funny if they were just like in the spaceship and like, you know what, let's call it, let's call it the enterprise. Fuck it. Like, why not at this point? Let it ride. And also the spaceship, as there's seven people on it. It's just, it's the, it's like the five, six marines.

Yeah. And then, Harold and and secretly Dr. Bittenhanes. Yes, exactly. Whomever is actually the pilot, which we don't know who that is. But there is, so the spaceship has a cargo bay, a science area,

and a full bar with disco ball. And I feel like the full bar with this, the bar makes sense, you know what I mean? You got to let off steam. I wouldn't have a disco ball. It's encouraging too much bad behavior. Yeah. Well, here's the thing, dude. This is where the spaceship that I've been calling the not

stromo by the way is also kind of like a cruise ship because it's not like you know the enterprise has like 10 forward and whatever they just call this and there's a sign that also says it which is very funny they needed a sign entertainment lounge

a lounge on this ship when we do see when we do see the lounge though we are just three ladies away from a swingers club yeah it all it needs is a conversation pin you're good to go you're fine When they were constructing 10-forward, it's in the pilot.

They deleted scene. They're, like, making 10-forward. And they asked Picard, like, disco ball or not? No, a disco ball would have too much fucking. Honestly, the second you put up a disco ball, everyone's dropping trow, dude. I'm not allowing that anywhere near my shit. It's also a cocaine magnet.

And we're doing business here, okay? This is stuff we have to do. You know what, Mr. Woff? If you want to go skiing down the slopes in your quarters, that's one thing. But keep it down to 10 forward. Holy shit, Captain. I have so much honor right now.

I am so wired. Okay, okay, buddy. Just calmed out. Jesus Christ, Riker! You know, we should probably take the cocaine out. The replicator shouldn't be able to make cocaine. Dude, they could put the cocaine in the, in the shrink ray and make it big. Oh, it big.

Yes. Big giant rock of Coke. Yes, I love this. That's how you make your money back on this whole horrible endeavor. I love that that's introduced. Yes. once just so we can have giant leprechaun later. We don't use it for anything else.

But it also gives us the great line reading from Sergeant Hooker when the Harold is talking about like, wow, the cave must be riddled with gold. And he's like, hurry up, dickhead. Dude, the hurry up dickhead is a really great delivery. And it's basically like, get on with cataloging this shit because I want to go get drunk in the entertainment lounge. Good for him.

We need to go hang out on the ship's discotheque. with four dudes and Heidi and Heidi and are like 90s Kmart Cups that still have a barcode on the bottom I'm pretty sure in one shot thank you for mentioning the cups

because they're just as cheap as if anyone watches fucking love is blind the cups that they use every single season of that show they're the same like we bought them at Target cheap as fucking painted gold cups or whatever same vibe

they do that for continuity on that show right so the drinks don't go up and down you can edit anything oh smart they're also ribbed for her pleasure definitely and people won't know how much alcohol they're pumping into these desperate people

to get them to do fucked up stuff on camera love is blind or the cast here no both A or B yeah I bet some of these actors had to get nice and drunk to do some of these scenes probably but they're yeah so the the four dudes are loaded one of which is is this uh walowski or whatever koalski yeah koalski who's making it with dolores here a little bit and it's

finally time to consummate their love uh we should say also the reason why we're getting drunk and fucking and whatever is because they've been ordered by the company to orbit the planet until the company gets there and they can start looking through the planet and the planet and get the mining, you know, they're like, oh, we got to stay here and watch everything, you know, and Mittenhands, like, says that they all have to stay and they all get pissed off. So, like, let's get wasted while we wait. And also, but their contract ends in like a couple of hours. I would be like, dude, what's going on with the contract? Because, like, I'm in the middle of space here. Yeah. You know, like, I should be getting paid for that.

But there's like a sub con, there's a, there's some clause that allows Mittenhan to keep them on because in case of emergency or something. But, yeah, Steve, to your point, it's like having a forced unpaid lunch. It's like, I'm stuck at work. Yes. I can't do anything. Like, this sucks. That's like in real life, there was a, I think it was the crew of a, it was like a Japanese

squid ship where like a similar thing happened where they were like, oops, X, actually your contract, everyone's contracts are going to run out and you're all stuck here on this boat in the middle of the ocean. And there was a crazy ass mutiny. It's one of the craziest stories I've ever read. Um, yeah, I forget one it was, but it truly is one of the. the most insane, like, real life ship mutinies to ever happen.

Yeah, because I'm not taking your orders. I'm not getting fucking paid for you. No. I'm going to feed you to the sea monster. I ain't think you have no crap for you. Yeah. By the way, we should get to some of this dialogue of this, Kowalski's getting into it here.

Oh, baby, shake hands with the big guy. Oh, yeah. You're going to hurt Mr. Snake. You're not allowed to talk anymore. Yeah. Two in a row, man, pick a name for this dick. I'm sorry. Like, come on.

This is Friday the 13th reboot level of Pillar time. This is not James. Nipple placement. Not James Vanderbeak in fucking varsity blues, okay? One name for your dick. If you absolutely have to in the first place, name your penis. This guy. Yes, one name. This guy looks like a guy who needs to have a name for his penis. And the big guy's too plain. I say go for the second one.

Well, he should rename it leprechaun. Lepricon. So someone would say it in the movie? He comes out of his dick here, right? The best reason to name your penis is it makes it easier to blame, you know? It's that guy's fault. I didn't do anything. Right, yeah.

It was the snake or the Mr. Big Man or whatever. No, go with the normal. It was Gary. Gary fucked up on the job, exactly. Gary got flaccid. But yes, the lepracon does come out of his. penis. And this is where like most of this movie, a little more

gore would be. Like if he's just covered in blood. Yeah. I don't need these chunks. I don't need to see the thing split or anything like I don't know. Always wear a prophylactic. Yes. Split it. Always wear a purpleactic. I don't know if you guys saw this, but

director Brian Trenchin-Smith claims that this scene was the pitch that got the movie Greenland. He sat in a board of executives at at where's this Trimark or whatever Trimark I think

Yeah Wherever and they were skeptical I don't know how you could be About a movie about a leprecon in space And then he pitched this scene He comes out of his dick And then everyone started clapping Yes

And he got to agree I love that I love that idea of The guy just like laughing to himself As he's going home Right of his dick Like just Goes home

It's just like eating his meatloaf Like honey you You know kids get out of the room for a minute here. I got to tell you how you something here. This guy came in and he told me the leprechaun is coming out of the dick. It's just splitting it right open and out of the dick it's coming. I just, I have to be part of this, Charlene. I have to. This has to be my legacy. If you read his account of the meeting, he, he is embellishing the hell out of it because he gives dialogue to these nameless execs who are like, well, aren't you doing a xenomorph thing? We try to be more original

here. And then his internal monologue, oh, you want originality? Just wait. Oh, come on. God damn. Oh, that's great. Smoke those executives at TriMark making 40s of thousands of dollars a year.

Straight from the fucking free music licensing department, as this is going on and like the penis is engorging, which we see none of. The William Tell Overture just starts playing because, hey, anywhere you can stick

free music man let's do it piece of music I mean I wouldn't when this lady is still kind of horny though she's like because she's not yet hip to that this is a medical emergency she goes what's going on in there or something like that

and then she goes what did I do when it's happening well yeah because it's suggested beforehand that like he is getting the roughest hand job in the history of the world. Like, she's really fucking grabbing it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's still like space dust on her hand on that planet. Yeah, I got to use some sanitizer there before we give it a sexual activity after venturing onto the planet.

Oh yeah. You don't want moon rock dust in your, in your wreath rock. No, that would be bad. Now look what it done to the leprechaun skin, man. Why do you think he's all fucked up? He's on that planet. So yeah, he's out. Now he's for his queen, not his gold, but his gold is still in danger as well.

Well, I mean, because he's, he's wondering if marriage is really worthy. He's, he's now considering just having sex with her and then immediately killing her. Oh, this is what he's just monologing to no one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm doing a John Wayne impression.

Oh, fuck. Which is not, is not. He definitely does a, he does have a little badge on. He does have a little badge on. Yeah. Hold it right there. Like, Warwick trying to do, like the actor doing his leprechaun voice doing a john wayne impression it's kind of a couple two steps too many i feel a lot of hats it's very clearly like whatever warwick wanted to do in a scene you let him do because this is leprechaun foreign space so it's just like we're we're lucky to have

him so you know what dude you're going to do it in john wayne sounds great dude love this man was in willow okay yes exactly that's right that's right this man met ron howard have you Yes, I have Actually We get a little bit of like books And Tina kind of like Hate flirting right here And it's like oh boy

I wonder if they're gonna be making out together At the end of this movie While Miguel A. Nunez junior watches on jealously I guess I'll have to continue the film to see But it's all awful because like they have no Neither of them have any charisma And the two of them have no chemistry together So it's just a lot of like

what's the criteria for intelligence? You must think I'm pretty dumb because I'm a Marine, right? Book Smart girl. Well, it's so, so bad. It's like the Twisters dynamic where Glenn Powell's like, you must think I'm a big, hot idiot.

It's like them with, like, no, they don't have chemistry. All chemistry is like, dear God. Yeah. They want to fuck so bad. Oh, so bad. So bad. Yeah. This movie, they've got kind of like

that Marvel. movie chemistry. We're both hot people, but there's nothing. You know, they're like actually big years. It's hot people getting paid to stand together in a room. Yeah, he delivers a joke where he's like, I'm not defensive. I'll shoot anyone who says

I'm defensive. And then like does a smile, like he's very proud, like, you like joke? Yeah, it's so, it's a real like, did you get it? Like he's waiting for her to be like, that's hilarious books. Yeah, her eyes are just starting to drift in like just two different directions. Like, no, I don't.

what does that mean so I think they have some sort of a like argument or whatever and that's the end of that and then is it what's her face again Dolores that is running back

from you know the cock explosion she goes back into the entertainment lounge gives a real unnecessary it's a live moment oh mom oh we might as well do Frankenstein stuff too sure put it all in there

just put it in there whatever She interrupts the great dance party with the guy with a shirt on his head. Oh, yeah, they're having fun. And don't worry. He'll turn into a werewolf later. Who cares? Just what the hell? Why not?

It is after she's had an encounter with him, though, before she gets to the lounge where, like, he gets kneading the nuts for the first time in this movie. She, like, gets down there and knees him right in the balls or whatever. And then he, while holding his crotch, is like, oh, first dates are always the hardest. Like, oh, man, you were erect during this leprecha? Come on. I'm wearing her down. At some point around here, we finally meet Harold. We've met Harold earlier.

He's like the toady of the group. Yeah. He's not a marine. He's just a science guy. And he's like, I guess, bye, because he's hitting on books. Yeah, he's the pansexual icon for the show. He's sexual pervert. Yeah.

Pansexuals everywhere. We're just like, could we not? have. Yeah, do we need, this guy really? Someone had a, no one had an awakening watching Harold, I'll tell you that. Unless in the sense that it was like, well, if this guy can do it, I can I can do it better.

But he's purving out here though. He's also, yeah, pansexual, but also possibly a necrophilic because they think that this woman is dead and he's like fucking touching her body and smelling stuff.

Not for my Leprecon sequel folks. But so then we'll also be Dr. Mittenhands himself. Because he's watching his employee fucking sexually assaulted corpse. Because this whole time he's on a screen. Yeah, he's on a screen like doing

video chat from somewhere with the like Facebook boomer angle and everything. Yeah, this guy answered the accidental video call that you sent and it's just like what? Is everything okay? It's just his forehead for the whole thing. I feel like even still

I would wear, like, if I was Dr. Mittenhands, I'd wear some semblance of a shirt up here. You know what I mean? Like, the bare shoulders are a little exposed. Boy, do you wear anything but that dinosaur junior t-shirt boss? Like, I know, I like them too, but like that's, you know, bug's not a popular record. Especially when the big reveal is you have a robot body,

which nobody knows, because it looks like you're totally naked. It looks like you're absolutely naked from the angle. Oh, I answered this butt die. but I was just getting out of the shower. Excuse me, my bare shoulders. You know what? The boss is always getting out of the shower. I really, every time we do one of these meetings.

It's a very clean man. Do they think he's on the ship? They don't think he's on the ship. They don't think so. Right. They think this is all remote? Yes. Yeah, oh, we're doing telehealth calls.

Just checking in. Hello. Hi, I'm vaguely European. Yeah, no. Is he Nazi-coded? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. It's a dude with a pseudo-German accent doing science experiment.

Strange love type of vibe. Strange love, definitely. He's talking about genetics and, you know. He's speaking of strange love, though, later in this movie, when he's fucking slamming his fist, like, on the desk, I was like, you can't be doing that. If you're going to do it, put on a pair of sunglasses, man. I don't know what to tell you. Dude, he slams at his desk, and it causes him to go a little haywire, and he sounds like a jawa shot him. He's like So yes Now we're been tasked with hunting this guy down

There's a big fucking argument With Dr. Mittenhands about like All right here's the deal You pay us a hundred times What we're supposed to get paid Plus fucking points on the mining back end Oh yeah they do shark tank The negotiation back and forth

Yeah I like the negotiations Well that's this is the winkiest that it gets is like points on the back end oh well it's it's part of the net not the gross and i'm like yeah just like hollywood oh my god man yeah you're trying to make that fucking critique when you're a direct to video movie all right buddy but so the first thing is mooch and books they think they've found him in some sort of fucking room where there's chemicals oh the poop closet

Poop closet Yeah I don't know That's what I kept calling it Because they yeah The waste What was it like the waste disposal room Where they say there's flesh eating bacteria

Oh yes They put on their like They put on their like among us outfits And go climb around Dude and these things Again when you're doing sci-fi with no money You have to be so careful And these guys

They're like get in your decontamination suits Oh you mean these huge brown garbage bags over here Fucking hell this looked These Missy Elliott costumes I've got here. Just, you know, and put a little tape something on the top there. I do like that the leprechaun wears one as well.

You know, he's wrapping it up. Why is there a tiny one, you guys? Why? He magicked it. There was a child on board. Sad, really sad what happened. Yeah, but they died and Harold had his way. Oh.

That's what Harold's going to do? Every day. But so they go into this thing or whatever and books at one point bumps into something and just gets like completely covered in like red goop and he's just like, oh, geez, this must be all this lubricant around here. And I was like, what? That's for the entertainment lounge. No, sir.

There's a spigot in the entertainment lounge. Boy, got all this lube. We might as well use. it? Yeah, it's our last night at work. All this loom is going to go to waste. He's rubbing it all over his chest as they disintegrate in front of each other. All right, we don't need actual lube on the enterprise. The replicator will make it. I'm not having, I'm not storing this shit, okay? Okay, so replicator, quart of astro guide, please. All right, so number one, no cocaine. Number two,

no lubricant. tell staff we command that we won't have P. Diddy being escorted by the Enterprise anymore. I don't care. I don't care how much money he asked for. A thousand jaws. And the lepracon just cuts his suit, right? And then he turns into a skeleton, which is awesome. It's a nice move, man. The leprechaun kind of slinks by really fast and just slices the suit.

I like this move. I like when you're showing him move fast and he's not just like casually walking down the hallway Is he swinging on those chains that are in there that look like the alien set? I think that's how, yeah, he moves by so fast and like a pirate just kind of like swinging in and cuts him or whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, this is a character

named Mooch, and Mooch has got to die. You can't just have a guy named Mooch. Mooch is there, is there bargain bin, Bill Pax? Yes, absolutely. Oh, yes, good call. Good call. And I do love the reveal of the skeleton, Steve, because they like come out or whatever and they go books are you all right and he goes it's mooch

and the camera does like an arrested development speed like just quick pan to right next to him and it's just a Mrs. Bates skeleton it's so goddamn funny look boss we made it real red and wet for you how about that it's mooch is like oh something got his leg or whatever and he needs help you don't say it's mooch when there's nothing left but a skeleton. It was mooch.

Yes. Welcome to your true place, brother. Now he's not mooch. Like, uh, not much. Oh. Oh, I like that. Yeah.

That's right. It's a thinking man's joke. We split up here. Somewhere around here, we get, if there ever was a necessity for an I want song in a Lepricon movie, it would be Dr. Mittenhands talking about his new body here and he's like, I

shall be beautiful. I want like and da-da-da-da-dun-d-d- and then it happens, you know? I ain't got no body. Thank you. He's all messed up from an experiment gone wrong. They use the princess's

blood which has been shown to be regenerative and they like sprinkle some on a little bit of his finger flesh and it grows a nasty little finger. Yeah, it's bad. And he's like, I can make a whole new body out of this. Or I could make a line of Dr. Mittenhan's sex toys. Do you want to be fingered by Dr. Mittenhand?

Look what I made. I thought you were going to say a line of Dr. Mittenhands for the musical numbers. Would his sex toy line be called smittenhands? Oh, yes, it would. Dr. Mittenhands, smittenhands. 50% off. Use code WHM 50. That's a stock and stuffer.

After all, I am just a jiggle-all. So here's this mittenhands. I do like the mitten hands, like, robot body. I think it looks cool. This movie's so weird because, like, every once in a while, there is a set piece or an effect that looks good. Like, the budget is so uneven in this. It's not like the whole thing is low budget. It's just very selective.

apply. Yes. Like sometimes the sets look like they're going to fall over if you breathe on them wrong. And then other times you get the big like spider monster at the end. And it's confusing. I think it's a case of like bad budgeting. You were like so obsessed with how cool the spider scorpion mitt and hands is going to look that you forgot that you needed, you know, a ton of other shit.

Yeah. I would have used like the, you know, say Miguel A. Nunez Jr. is like 10% more than the next guy, I'd get rid of Miguel A. Nudius Jr. and then use that 10%. Oh, no. Sprinkling around somewhere. That's your anchor. Right there, Stephen. I don't know if you can do that.

Again, that gets you into Fangoria, Miguel A. New Jersey Jr.'s, but soon as some spot on the side of the new Leprecogn movie. Yeah. So this is the part of the movie, yeah, where you said they split up and it really slows down. You get weird, awkward scenes. There's one between the sergeant and

Dolores, where he's talking about, I wish I, she's like, do you think I caused him to die because I gave him a boner? And he's like, I hope I die with a boner. And then she seems standing tall. Then she seems into him and he's like, weirded out. Like, what is that? She's turned

on by the idea that someone would enjoy dying with a hard off. That is the, that's being telegraphed. And I was confused for about five minutes. And then he's all like, oh, that's weird, I I mean. I mean, is he supposed to just be

coded gay? Because is that what we're No, he's a robot. Oh, yeah, he's a robot. Spoiler. Oh, that's what it is. Yeah. I don't have it. They didn't give me a I'm not like a Mr. Data. I'm not fully functional, you know. But yeah, I saw that too, Chelsea, especially with the ending part. It's like, is that, was that like the gag

the whole time that he's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, yeah. Because they're like, oh, you're really good at this when he's doing the dress. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he, you know what? He is good at it. He is great. enjoyed it. It's kind of like that character comes out of his shell. It's an enjoyable

moment of the movie. Also during these scenes though Miguel A. Nunez does like kind of like a minstrel voice at one point. Yeah, I wonder who's idea was that. Because there's cowardly Mr. Daniels who wants to run away.

Who was like, let's just get out of here. Oh, Danny. Yeah, Danny and sticks. He's like, I love this because dude, this is a Steve Sadec movie. Absolutely. Let's just hide under a pile of coats and then everything will be fine because this dude is like hey Miguel A. Nunez Jr., you want to just sit down here and do nothing until this blows up. I think that's totally fair. Like, we're not even the main characters. Let's just hide. And also this thing materialized out of Kowalski's dick. I don't know what this. I can't do

that. I've never seen that before. Let them deal with it. We've seen it blow up and that didn't do anything. Like, I don't know what we're supposed to do. I also have no idea. No idea. what this thing can do. It seems limitless what this fucking thing. This has got fire thing, ice thing,

fucking it can levitate it can fucking do. I don't know. We're dead. He's creating tons of gold that's gonna fuck with him. How? You can't just do that.

You can't just make more money like that. That's not how this works. That's modern modization theory. I do love, well, right before this is another key moment of this dude just fucking

walking around talking to himself. Yes. And he's got to, this great moment where he's talking and I think this might be like his actual inspiration for wanting to marry into this family and then get more power and wealth or whatever because he says something about

he's been really blowing through his gold supply on the pleasure of a woman and I'm like so this guy's just going around space paying for it and he's taking the money out of his pot of gold yeah he's probably going to like pathetic space strip clubs like oh she really likes me I mean, listen, when all the space dating apps say six foot feet are over, you know, he's got to get it some way.

That's true. That's true. It's tragic for the leprecon community. Fellas, I'd like you. Fellas, I'd like you to meet Sparkle. She's a wonderful lady. So, uh, Sarge messages books at one point. He's like, oh, we found out he's in the engine room or whatever.

So books and Tina go there like hunting him. And this is where, again, the selective use of his power whenever he kind of feels like it, I guess, this is where he's like, I know, handcuffs. And like this dude's just magically chained to a fucking pole or something. Okay, I guess he can do that too. That's good.

He shoots at the leprechaun and it hits like a pipe. And guys, I've never seen a movie lag before, but in here, there's like a shot where it, like, lags. It, like, slows down. It's crazy because in this moment, he, yeah, he's firing at the, the leprechaun after leprechaun says give me back the princess or I'll barbecue your

buns to a crisp which I would like to have seen but for this guy to be bragging constantly from the start of the movie oh it was born to be a Marine I love being a Marine this guy's a terrible fucking shot yeah terrible shot no good yeah they're shooting at each other like the guys

at the end of cuckoo yes all misses so many great misses in that movie a lot of machine more machine guns than you think is that's a Cuckoo colon, more machine guns do you think. They get out of this situation, though. And then this is where Tina just goes, you saved my life.

And I was like, just barely. Save my again. And oh, no, this is what is. It's so egregious. She's like, you save my life. He goes, just part of the job. And then she goes, you're really good with that rifle. I was like, no, he's not.

No, he's not. Maybe it's wishful thinking that he's good with the other rifle, the meat rifle. And that one doesn't fire blanks. That's what Kowalski should have called it. Here comes the meat rifle. There we go. We found it the meat rifle. It's the grossest and best option of them all.

He gets Daniels by himself at some point. Because he runs off and Miguel Nunez Jr. calls him a pussy, which is very funny. Yeah, that's right. Daniels runs. away and then he tries to make a deal with the leprechaun which is kind of a great idea I definitely would do

oh yeah you bargain for sure the appearance here is awesome though because he when leprechaun debuts in this scene he's in a safety video it's like well that's just it takes a second for safety and he's like oh hello daddy boy

and he's like oh the workplace could get dangerous and he starts like cutting off his own fingers on the camera Like very Freddy Krueger. Let's learn about self-mutilation. As Shakespeare said, shit happens, which is pretty funny. He just loves dressing up. This is just like in part three when he does the fortune teller and all that.

I think the fortune teller thing really like brought us to a point of no return because now he can wear costumes, you know? Like now he can be in little outfits and stuff. This might be the first one where he doesn't have a little vehicle though, right? There's no go cards. Oh, wait. Right. I think you're right Total failure

Unless we count the whole spaceship Yeah that's true Right Yeah But so yeah He just drops like a crate On this dude Like a space crate on Daniels

And then he says smashing Smashing simply smashing Because he was smashed by the crate Smash that's a big smash And again like just a little bit Like to your point about the budget Just fake blood would be so appreciated Just some on the ground

A spray of it Like I don't even Some vague chunks of as well. Is this a bloodless movie? Well, no, no, no. The lightsaber death has blood. I don't know why. Yeah, I have no idea why, but

that one did. Like you see a splatter on the ground. Only lightsabors that have blood is in a new hope with Obi-Wanobie and here, and the rest of the time, it instantly cauterizes the wound. Funny. Weird how that happens. I didn't realize how little blood there

is in this. Everyone's bodies are just made of foam latex. That, yeah, like, there's no... It's so confusing. Like, I would genuinely confuse what was going on when the leprechaun comes out the dick because I'm like, what? If he was coming out of the dick, there would be blood everywhere.

I'm like, it would just be a fountain. Like, I, and it's like, is he, is his dick really that big? I mean, and it's also a horror movie, so let's do that. Is it, though? That's a fair point. I think this is, they've completely jettisoned all aspects of horror by the... Mostly comedy. It is a comedy, space, action.

Yeah. Things start to trail off when you lead with comedy. Wikipedia calls this a science fiction comedy horror film. But yeah, the horror is last and feels it. Yeah, that's correct. Rightfully sound. Science fiction, I think, first up, right? Yeah, it's correct.

The setting, of course. And then, yeah, comedy, you're trying. So that's there. And then the horror where you're definitely not trying. No. In any capacity, that should go last year. This is when Dolores is next, right? Like, it's the big, and, like, we find out that everyone on the crew loves Dolores with their whole heart.

Dolores, no. Yeah, because she blows him up at first, and they're all so proud of her. And then he comes back. And he does the Looney Tunes bit of, you know, this little piggy went to market, this little piggy went to whatever. Right, because she's hanging off this great now because she, like, pushes her over. To be fair, she supports her. entire body weight with a single finger for like five seconds. That's impressive.

I was pretty impressed. Coor strength, man. Man, the indignity though of dying, having someone do this little picky to you. That's so embarrassing. Well, it's kind of great because she also then has like this saving private

Ryan fucking moment later. She's not dead from the fall. First of all, I thought it was like when she falls, you don't really see it and I was like, okay. It was like, Emperor Palpatine she just fucking straight up fell down a huge thing and it's like nah it was just kind of like 10 feet up

but she's dead and they all like run around her and she's still alive and she just goes what was it like oh it's just like kill him kill the bastard or something like that whatever it is yeah no more boners on this ship by the way

that sucks it'd be great because it's sorry it was like oh are you all right it'd be great if you do you have a boner right now Oh, yeah, sure, yeah, you can be a boner. Yeah, Dolores. Promise me. Rock hard. We're all rock hard.

It's a dying wish. You have to get a boner for her right there. Promise me. Promise me you'll all be hard. Promise me. Yeah, okay. Finish on me as I finish my life. The ladies, too.

You all be hard as well. Well, how is that? Just do it. I do love Sarge giving this fucking real pathetic salute to her dead body as he walks away. Yes, it's great.

Oh, this is great. So this is a very funny scene. This is fucking Harold and Mittenhands here are like working in the lab and an honest to goodness doorbell ding-dong sound happens. He's like, oh Harold,

see who's at the door. I was like in what? You're fucking house in suburbia with this ding-dog noise. It's like a three's company gag all of a sudden. Like, oh, Mr. Furley's at the door. But no, it's leprechaun being naked Dr. Reeves. Yes, Tina, who not as amenable to nudity, I guess, as the princess character. I was surprised this is the least amount of nudity in a leprechaun movie probably, right?

No, because this is the one flash. Yeah, you do get it. We get the boobs. I think they're a boobless leprecha. I think the first one's boobless, isn't that? That's right, yeah. Oh, yeah, first one, yeah, Jennifer is. Yeah, Jennifer Anison and then a little girl.

Yeah, that's not working. Okay, so that's, right. Well, there's the old lady Mrs. O'Grady at the start. Maybe. Oh, that's true. Those. Yeah, the O'Grady's one last trip to Poundtown before they get killed by the Lebringon.

Please, please be hard as I die from this hard attack. Well, they're Irish Catholic. They're probably fucking constantly, right? Oh, yeah, and fucking zero. to be found on that property. I will be hard for you. Will you be hard for me? Do-bo-do-do-do-do.

Put on our song, Harold. That's your plant my funeral, please. Oh, yeah, so in, in comes, they open the door, and Tina in Warwick Davis's voice is like, You saved my life. And the door opened. To the camera. Head on to the camera, to us.

Yep, yeah. break the fourth wall and then dude she fucking stabs this Harold right in the dick yes pretty great I gotta say this one specifically has a lot of nut trauma going on

there's a lot of kicking in the nuts a lot kneeing it and that's like nut grabbing it's not just the nuts my friend there's some fucking total general destruction of this movie the whole package it just that sounds funnier but yes the whole package indeed do you ever see that movie porno the horror movie

called porn. That has the most dick trauma. I've never seen maybe. Maxine. Maxine was pretty. Maxine's a lot of yes. Oh dude who. Yeah, I love it. You're saying there's a movie called porno? I knew there was a lot of those. Yeah, no. It's awful SEO wise, man. I've seen a lot of those. And kind of awful movie wise. I've seen

worse things out there. I saw it South by a few years ago and just wanted, for what you're saying the movie, like the name of the movie and what it's about, I needed that movie have more teeth on it and it definitely does not yeah i remember being like oh you're almost kind of something there but it's like it's like about a movie theater where like the town is very like christian conservative they find a a cursed film reel that's like this devil slash porno thing and they play it through the projector and craziness happens but it's also a horror comedy and

that's where the trouble starts but so this is i mean so like this mittenhands and the leprechaun kind of squaring off here. He's trying to make a deal with the leprechaun. I suppose you'll want to kill me. But this is what you were talking about before, Andrew. The death of Harold is like a whole other movie. I don't know where. It's just a whole other world.

He turns into a garbage pail kid. Exactly. Yeah. It's because it's a garbage pale kid, Peter Jackson. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Very early Peter Jackson.

The lepracon throws a tray in his face at, like, lepricon speed, and it flattens it like a pancake. and it's this big crazy again the budget is here to make this weird puppet head for three seconds and then he falls down i got to tell you if you didn't spend the money on that weird puppet head instead went to the fucking store and got some more fake blood for your movie because i guess you ran out after the first kill yeah you know what i mean just slosh that shit on the floor or pay for like or a little more money for the rendering factory like to just do some Can we render that again?

There was something about, especially at the end with Lepricon getting big when you see the fuzzy edges, there was something about like the effects being rendered in a lower resolution than the film. I couldn't find the details about it, but I'm pretty sure that happened. It's, I mean, your explanation of it totally gels with what you fucking see in the movie. So I would, I would absolutely believe that. But it's also, I mean, it's kind of cool to look at the big Harold pie head thing. but it's so jarring and so like what movie is this? Yeah, it's so cartoonish. Yes, it's just so bizarre

but it's kind of cool for the moment. I kind of liked it. But so the princess sort of wakes up around here and she's like, oh. I think he kisses her awake. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. Oh, I had a dream. He was draining my blood or whatever. And we just cut to Dr. Mittenhand with a fucking gag ball in his mouth like he's fucking Marcellus Wallace. Well, this is probably like we wanted to put like,

I don't know, some, they went to the sex story. They got it from the entertainment lounge From the chest of wonders in there They also put on the Pulp Fiction Soundcheck La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Leopard called himself a couple flies In no way are we If you want to

If you want a ball gag You have to buy it yourself We're not providing them here on the Enterprise Okay, that is not happening There is no sex chest On the Enterprise That we're going to leave all of our toys You can bring them.

That's up to you. You should have gotten yours at the right. What is it? What's a set? Riser gift store. And to be clear, I want this to be very clear, you're not using mine. That is for, that is Jean-Luc's gag ball. He enjoys it the way he likes it.

It's flavored, just the way I like it. And I don't want anybody touching it. Yes, that's right. I had the foresight to bring my gag ball from home. What are you idiots thinking we could use the. replicator for that? Get out of it. That's disgusting. There's a block on that. That's number three. Okay. No, Gap ball. Number three. I want to hear other ideas. So leprechaun, speaking of other ideas, is like, oh, look at all this DNA lying about. I'll have some

fun with this, and he takes the DNA, and this is where we have the fucking scorpion and the spider, all put into this blender. We're gremlins two in it right now. It's got a big time. big time. And they I do like the leprechaun right here just jamming the shit into this dude's brain. Yes. And kind of leaving it in there. It's just pretty funny. But that's the weird part too. Like again, we spent so much

money on Harold to turn into a pie. But like the thing going in the back of the guy's head it's like so cheap because they don't show like and it's just like clearly squeegeeed on. Yeah, I mean it looks like it's taped on with like actual tape. But like yes. I mean is there

can you put a price on being able to see the result of this, which is essentially if David Cronenberg made a movie out of the noid is essentially what the spider scorpion, super mitten hand looks like. But to Steve's point about the budget, it's like

we see Dr. M's like little scooter being pulled by strings. Dude, yeah, you can see that fucking string. I have a feeling you can see those strings on the VHS tape also. I don't think that's a crime of

streaming. And then whenever it's a shot from behind of Dr. Mittenhand it's just like a dummy. It looks like one of those like anatomy class like figures that has the organs like human looking punching fat you know. Oh yeah yeah. Oh yes the trinistics dummies. Yeah yeah yeah. They use in fortune fire. Hey yeah Steve the lepricon

it will kill. It will kill it'll be a bloodless kill though so be be prepared for that oh also here like during the this is another shootout with the leprechaun that happens Tina gets some acid spilled on her and oh my god if it isn't the most fucking flagrant they're like all right you gotta rip your clothes up just rip your clothes off sweetheart slash some water on her get her yeah just get this fucking wet

t-shirt contest that'll stop the ass the pants the pants have to make sure the pants come off the pants yeah later they just rip the pants off it's the gag from hot shots part due and like uh she has like Ripper's shirt off I have a cut too and like everyone Oh yes

Which is an excellent film And they actually kind of have Saddam becomes a monster person With the dog Yes And works into that That's the T2 thing Yes yes

So the leprickada And the princess like sort of team up here This is where she fucking Is just flashing the camera And it's like Look upon them and see your fate I am Zarina Queen of the Dam

Who? Okay And let the door. All right. You find out it's like a death sentence from her culture. Yes. So me getting flashed kills me. Boy, that sounds tough.

I got to tell you. Well, at least you die happy in their society. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Die with a boner. Yeah, this is where Tina has to clarify. She's like, on Dominia, when a woman of royal blood shows you her breasts, it's a death sentence. All right. All right.

Whatever the director of this movie told you to say. Little different around here, but whatever. We'll roll with it. But this is, we're back to the entertainment lounge. The leprechaun is taken control of Sarge here. And then this is, he's making him do the drag performance. Also with Nunchucks in some capacity. Also, Miguel called leprechaun a crackhead looking freak.

Nice, excellent. Oh boy. It was good. It was good. I like that. I like that for this drag show. Like, we have the music. But then after the music stop,

It just feels like there still should be something because he's got the nunchucks and you just hear the sound of them whirling around and it's just way too quiet I mean it would have been funny if you kept the song going that he was singing while he then starts doing nunchuck moves Instead it's like one of those like shreds videos

where it's like Beach Boys shreds where it's the music taken out but it's just them laughing It's just like the whole we put back in Yeah But this is this is our fucking bug guy here. Dr. Mittenhan transformed and I am now Mitten Spider.

I like this spider. Pretty funny. Rundle fly mitten spider. He's got a big. Craving flies. He's got a big juicy ass now, which is a He does. Yeah.

Oh, one of the biggest I've ever seen. And for the rest of the movie, he's trying to figure out what he's supposed to do in the movie because he's kind of like a secondary antagonist but not really. Right. He's ripping pants off.

that's all you can do. He starts to lose humanity or something. He starts to stop thinking as a human at some point or he's saying, right, this is happening. I mean, which I don't know what that means. It's literally the brundle fly thing. I mean, it's like like no for no. And then I think it's just to keep Miguel Nunes Jr. out of this for a little bit. Because for a little bit, he's just like hung up like because he goes to see what's going on the thing. And then like for the rest of the movie essentially. Nunes is just like hung up by one of these like I don't even know what it. It's not a web. It doesn't look like a web. It's like vague webs. Yeah. It's like flesh web. It's because leprechaunuch activates the self-destruct sequence for the ship and Miguel and Nunez is trying to. Which tells you about how much time left there is in the movie. It's like 20 minutes. You're like, oh what? What? Really? Like is that going to be is that an accurate? It's going to be a flat 20 or

is that I'll edit around 20 and you know, we'll get, we'll get done a little sooner. Is the annoyed here is he the last villain I need to know if you're going to get another one in here I want to know for it right now we dispatch Sarge in drag even and we find out that he was a robot yes because he gets a bayonet stuck

through his eye yes and then he like stabs it into an outlet that's right oh that's a fighter yeah into an outlet and he gets shocked and then it's it's the ash reveals like he's a goddamn robot right you know what you know why James because I wrote him my notes a bayonet into the

socket and looking at it real quickly I was like I must have meant eyes I will say you know points to Leprigon for no cheap gay joke anywhere near here he's just in drag no doing doing dancing and stuff it's not you could have got it you could have clearly in other movies got an F-bomb or any you know what I mean oh yeah I think the closest you get is Miguel Nia says like hey I'm like not not into that you know what you're allowed to not mean yeah you know what that's courteous that's not bad but I do do bet people were laughing at this scene for the wrong reasons. Oh, for sure.

Oh, 100%. But now we can appreciate how glam he looks. But I do think there was a lot of disappointed uncles out there, Eric, who were just like, wait, where is it? Where is it? Where's the fear? Where's the fear? Right. Where's the line to tell everyone that that's not right?

Because even books is like trying to like, he's trying to get the, oh, Sarge, you saved my life. Again, there's like, it could be much, much worse. Yes. Well, when he's, when he's saying, like, whatever he was, He was a good Marine. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, book says something like, human or not, he was a Marine. Yeah, it's like, okay.

Not bad. Shocking. Yeah, surprising. I also like that Sarge in drag kind of looks like Robert Smith crossed with the dude who's like the lead singer that band T-Rex. Oh, yeah. Oh, Markle. Yeah. Yes, yeah.

So he's long legs. He's long-leg. Basically, this was the inspiration for long-legs. He's so influential. Yeah. Oh, long legs versus leprechaun. Happy birthday, little leprechaun girl. Oh, my gosh.

Your birthday's on St. Patrick's Day. Oh, March 14th, happy birthday. Have me in now, leprechaun. If you don't let me in now, I'll come back and I'll come in again and again with my soda bread. Now, would the doll be smaller for a leprechaun or not? Interesting. I would say he's kind of all times. Yeah.

That's true. He could just deliver lebron to houses. I was going to say he just delivers him in the doll vans. That'd be amazing. Team up. Yeah. I think the world of long legs, we could get a couple of cheap sequels out of it and just bring cage back and just do it.

Like, you know what I mean? Like make the cheapest of sequels. The fourth one in space. That would work. But you've got at least do the second one where you introduce his nemesis short arms. That's got to be, we've just got to be ready to go with this. You know, he's got another. Just get Paul Giamatti, call him now, he'll do it.

He's ironically also called T-Rex, by the way. There's something that binds us. But no, you just bring Cage back magically and it's fine. I saw a tweet where someone said they need to do an animated series like the Beetlejuice one, where him and Micah Monroe are buddies for no reason and they just hang out. I'm going to help you get ready for the school dance, babe. The art looks really good on that. I saw that to me too.

It's really good. It's so cute. Yeah. But whatever. Yeah, Autodestruct 20 minutes. And the leprechaun now, at the end of all things, he's got his babe, he's got his babe. He's got to be king of Dominia. They're both planning on killing each other on the wedding night.

But uh-oh, where's me gold? And it's in the cargo bay, but it's been drunk. Yeah, he remembers he's a leprechaun here. Exactly. Okay, so this is the thing. I had this idea watching it because, yeah, that moment, that's the moment, James, where he's like, wait a minute, Potter gold, how I'm dressed, how I talk,

wait a minute. And then if it was a thing where it was like the whole time, dude, and then you just do, just not a ton. Like this movie could be 100 minutes. It's 96, make it 100. It's a flashback. Yes. He gets with some fucking lady in Vegas.

And it's actually, uh-oh, the princess in disguise gets kidnapped to space. For some reason, that part doesn't matter. Sure. But you show me how he got. off the planet. That's genius. That would take that.

But no, instead, we get big leprechaun because the shrink ray. Yeah, it's a little-res leprickon. It is, like, yeah, it's a picture just stretched out. Yeah, it looks terrible. I mean, it's, it's immediately after the third shootout with the lepercon that we have here, by the way, in this cargo bit.

You might as well have the dancing banana next to this thing. it looks it is so bad where's fucking neon cat get him in there he was in space yeah but so they go in

trying to neutralize this guy or whatever sticks is somehow a lot I hated this like as much as I love Miguel Iggyz junior he has a like he's at the control panel

and he's like I don't know what to do and then fucking Mitten Spider comes and he's like oh man what happened to you ah! And like then when you cut to him again, he's just kind of covered and shit. But he's like, I need

the password for the self-destruct, and I was like, where was the monster? In the middle of an escape room all of a sudden. With the aforementioned Meatwebs, I mean, covering at memory. He's covered in it, and it's like, how did you neutralize the fucking Brundlefly knockoff, dude?

Like, what, how do you not show the audience whatever the hell happened there? Maybe he got distracted by the incoming Dr. Reeves and needed to rip her pants off so she can run He was like, wait, I hear something in the, in the air ducts. You got to just reach his hands in there, a ripper pants off. Look, if we don't do it, everybody in the theater is going to be wondering,

what kind of underwear does Dr. Reeves have on? They're all going to be wondering this, and we have to tell them. Right when I started the movie. It's the 90s, it's the 90s kind of underwear that makes it look like you've got really long butchey. Yes. Yeah. I wasted, like, bands. Yeah.

I love those. I don't know if this is trying to be alien. with the underwear. Oh, wow. Okay. Not enough. That's not enough. Come on.

I love me a long-butted woman. So, like, call me long-budded woman. Let me in. It'll be nice with my long-butt. Tino. Long-butt, yeah. Clap those cheeks now. Not one.

My cousin, long-butt. That's all in the exact, all right. It's long. It's Nick, Nick Kay. also plays lung but like maybe like he's got black hair instead of white yeah yeah that's the sequel we're good to go I like that done when

a leprecon as big as he grows sees books there he goes oh yes G.I squirt and I was like that's a porno pair yeah the entertainment lounge it's just a lot of him trying to crush him for a while dude it is a lot of

this guy playing fucking Nick Arcade like this looks so What happens to the princess? I totally spaced there. He makes her break out in acne and then clears it right up and then she's passed out. Yeah, and she's kind of loopy the rest of the movie. But she survives, I assume.

She does. Her and Miguel survive this movie characters that you don't expect to. Yes, for sure. Yeah, that's why she boils under his, like, ah, and falls down like a bad joke. That's to like to have her stop complaining about him looking for, because he's like a guy who like I lost my wallet. It's got to be

at the restaurant that is like full with people and he's just looking around in this packed restaurant like no it's got to be here. It's got to be here. I know it's here. So the leprechaun in you know this ensuing fight or whatever

the cargo bay door is just open at some point. I don't recall I think Miguel opens that. Does he? He seems so busy looking for that password. He started to tap it like The password stuff is so goddamn funny When he's just like, try scientists I love how they're like

We have to get to Miguel to help him figure out the password As though it's not something you can just feed suggestions Over the Walking She's like like Tina's like We gotta get up there and help him out I was like say word And Miguel he's not trying at all man He's like give me suggestions

I'm like dude try some yourself man What words do you know? Mitten spider's there and she has to like spray him with like I don't know ice what is that oh right a quick thing of freezing and then we have more of the fly because we get to help me help me oh right yes oh you're right yeah fucking A man and then is that when he blows up in the first time that they use the same explosion shot they get their monies worth out of this explosion yeah all 88 bucks I love it do like, because it is fitting

for this movie when they're looking at like his pieces fly by the view screen and the hand like just slowly gives the finger. Well that's the last shot of the movie right? It's kind of the fuck you for watching which is kind of makes sense. It is. Yeah, that's after leprechaun gets xenomorphed and pulled out into space

and blows up and that's the second time they use this obviously filmed inside. It's kind of color graded to yeah, but this explosion that was obviously filmed inside somewhere they cut to it for his out in space explosion. Why would there be an explosion?

In that particular instance, why would there be an explosion? There's been so many explosions. Don't you want to have another one? You might as well. Yeah, come on. He was blown up beyond his natural size, so the instability of the particles making of his body once exposed to the vacuum of space.

You know, it's all in there. I bet Yield-Grasse Tyson would be able to explain why. Oh, I'm sure. I'm shocked the vacuum of space could defeat the leprechaun because it seems like nothing can, but I guess that's just one of the, I guess every movie they they defeat him, but

it's very Jason's that way. They have to figure out a new way. Yeah, he's blown up every time, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, but he always comes back. Probably. And I mean, but now, and now we know that all it takes is like a molecule in the dick and that's it. So I guess air locking him is the best thing because you're not going to get any of that coming back. Sure. Also, the font, did you guys noticed the font on the computer interface? Yeah. Yeah, what the hell? It's a little too like

the font you'd use for a menu at a fun beach restaurant like it's it's not for a military grade. It's like juicy or something. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's like elementary school homework. Yep.

Yes. Yes. Yep. And the password was wizard. Which is, yeah, something you'd write in her as well. At some point earlier in the movie. Which, yeah, Dr.

like Tien doesn't even come up with that. It's the dudes. See, that's what I really think they missed something by rather than, rather than, the hood, he should have gone back in time and gone to like the time of nights

and shit like that. And like that would have given him some stuff to do I think rather than, I think it goes to the hood twice. Am I correct? By the way, back back to the hood. Ginger snaps that that franchise three movies in they go back in time. It's just every so

often you run out of ideas and you're like, oh, you can either go in the future in space, we can go back in time. It's like Army of Darkness. Yes, exactly. army of darkness yeah right smart it'd be a leprecon four colon uh in fiefdom yeah i'll take that i guess the second movie does have a cold open where that's like back and back in old and times yeah that's true it'd be like lepricon five surfs up but it's like surf like s e r oh excellent there we go he's like surf the posters him surfing on on these poor people's backs

he's making cracks about the plague and yeah yeah it'd be great itself really honestly yeah uh so so tina and books there make out they turned off the self-destructing again miguel a ninias junior just looking on like all right yes we do have a couple of like group hugs yeah can you cut me down this shit's disgusting i was the one who said we needed a password by the way Nothing for that. Yeah, exactly. He also, like, Miguel A. Nunez, at least in this and Returned the Living Dead, and even in Friday Five, he, like, he always plays a nice guy.

Yes, yes. He's always, like, less of a dick than everyone around him. He's just, like, the most emotionally intelligent character in the movie. And I guess it's just, like, people like Miguel and Nunez. It's naturally charming man. I mean, I kind of get it. Yeah. For sure.

The last line of this movie, really incredible, is books going to Tina. Now you're a Marine. What? Yeah. And I'd argue, no, she's not. She didn't survive this harrowing leprechaun attack. Well, they're probably all going to die of starvation out there anyway. So maybe last bit, you might just, you know what?

You're a Marine and you're the president, too. You're the president. She might not be a Marine, but she's simper fine. Oh. Oh, I love it. Steal some valor on your way out. I like that. Take a uniform, leave a uniform.

it tickled me that in the credits of this movie there's one part that just says research provided by what research i don't know but it was very funny maybe they mean the plastic test tubes in mittenhands lab oh yeah that could be research materials provided there's uh well they're like oh what's that movie with the alien in it and it goes it goes inside the guy's chest and then like at the end it goes outside. What's that movie? And they paid a guy to figure that out. Yes. So Fantastic Plan, it's the name. Yeah, that's great. All right.

Research provided by Blockbuster Video. But that is the end of this movie. We'll go around the horn here for some final thoughts and recommendations. And we'll start with our two guests, James and Chelsea. Yeah. No, this rules. It's, uh, this.

Brian Trencher-Smith knows how to make a leprechaun movie. Leprecon 3 and Lepercon 4 are, you know, I was going to say my favorites, but I got a soft spot for leper in the hood too so we've got a great thing ahead of us but uh yeah i love leprechaun space maybe not as much as leprecha three but chelsea how do you feel yeah i think so far like of the first four i think three is my favorite just because this one's got a bit too much of running around hallways and not a lot happening sure um but no i love this stupid movie i i love that they don't call him a leprechaun like it's just yeah no big big recommend i'm not

I feel like at this point, I'm just always going to recommend them. Yeah, we were like, is leprechaun the most consistent horror franchise? Or did we just watch a lot of garbage? That sounds more like it, yes. It does start to alter your perception of what is good and what's not when it really are in the trenches a lot. Chris Cabins. I mean, I got to say, this is definitely the most entertained I've been by one of these

leprechaun movies. So I have to give it a recommend on that case alone. because I did the whole time I was like I wasn't bored like I usually am very bored by this series even the third one like all the him outside like they clearly had to do it on like

a little digital video camera like all right do a little dance outside of Vegas here we go like it just felt so like you said like this is cheap but this is a genre where I'm used to cheapness like I love Darkstar I love like cheap old horror

that's just made for no money whatsoever ever and cheap science science fiction as well and like I kind of was like all right I forgive a lot of this stuff because of this genre and because I'm used to it so I kind of like him in genre I did see also a leprechaun

in the hood and that's also a little better than the rest of them because I think he works as a nice wedge in genre stuff but to be clear none of them are good but this is the best Mr. Ciska yeah

well we're you were saying, Chris, about, like, it's fun with the genre stuff. This is an unforgiving genre if you go too cheap. And I feel like I like three a little more. Vegas, yes, it's cheap as hell. But at least it's meant to

be a building, even though it's... I guess those buildings didn't really look that good either. Really bad. This franchise is really something. I guess I sort of have to slightly recommend it because of how bonkers all this shit is. But it's just a

little too stupid. I prefer three. So there you go. The lightest light record. Steve, say that. Yeah. I'm going to go no. Although, I'll go no with you again. I'll change my mind. We lost this guy. If

anyone wants to watch it, I now own it on SD because that was the only way to watch it on Amazon. It was on sale for $3.99, so I own it. So anyone who wants to come to come to my house and watch Lepidon 4 together in space. That sounds like a threat. No, no, it's, it is fun.

I do think the comedy to me just reads as the kid, or I'll say it myself, in school it knows you're going to make fun of him, so he leans into it, you know what I mean? So it's like, you know, just like, you can't make fun of me. I'm making fun of myself, ha ha, ha. It's that kind of a thing. It is fun enough. I did, it's a very light, not recommend because it's not my favorite lepricon movie.

I think part three is better. I feel like of what I remember of In the Hood is better as well. So now it's on the lesser end of bloodbricot movies that I've seen. Therefore, it has to be a not recommended. I really wrestling with yourself right here. I am. I hear the story. I'm a Catholic.

I wrestle every day. I understand. I understand. Steve, someone told me once it's okay to like a movie. You shouldn't be embarrassed. Yeah, now that I've seen four of these movies, the order I think would have to be 314. two is the way I'm going to go

which is very weird but yeah I think my biggest problem with this aside from the cheapness which yeah I mean Chris I don't mind cheap either but there's a way to do cheap that's not ugly and I think that especially in the 90s when we were like holy fuck look at all this stuff

computers can do that was a huge problem because you go from like cheap models to like cheap animated stuff and that just will always look way worse to my eye It's just an ugly fucking movie But I think the other problem that I had with it Was like, this fucking Dr. Mittenhands

And this Mitten Spider dude One monster per movie please Like I came in here for fucking leprechaun in space And I got this guy flapping his fucking gums And turn it into a big monster And stealing the spotlight for my leprechaun guy Like here's the thing If they had it where it was like leprechaun

Faced off against this guy That's one thing But this fucking monster at the end of end of this movie. Stealing the spotlight from my boy. I think that's abhorrent. And what makes it really feel like you just fucking wrote a script and then dumped the leprechaun in it?

It's stunning that that wasn't the case like all those Hellraiser movies. But even after all of that, I will say it's a light recommend because there are definitely, there are worse ways to spend 96 minutes. I have to say, I think Eric and I differ on this. We both watched it.

I didn't appreciate Critters for more. I know Eric, that worked for you more than this movie did. I prefer Critters 4 to this. I'm sorry. Which is fine, which is totally fine. You got some great actors in there. You got some great critters in there.

But yeah, so I don't know. I still had fun with it overall. But like, don't take the spotlight from my guy. And I hope that doesn't happen in any of these other movies. I hope he stays the only monster ever again. Well, Ice T's in the next one. So the spotlight is a, yeah. He's a fucking goddamn American hero.

He's not going to be turning into a fucking brundle fly or something. Someone's talking like they've already. you've seen it. Well, I'm pretty sure, dude, if iced tea turned into a monster in Leprechaun in the hood, I would have heard it through us. We'll just wait. We'll just wait in here. We'll just see. I hope it has a high body

count. Yes. That's true. Oh, yes. Yes, Eric. And we will talk about it in probably 364 days. Exactly. Precisely. Right. Oh, man. But yeah, that is going to do it for this episode on Leprocon

for, of course. Thanks so much, James Chelsea for coming back and hanging out. Guys, we love this. Yeah, this is the best. Thank you. It's a highlight of the year. Getting the emails at this point, we're always so happy. It's time again. It's time again to make them

watch the next leprey car. When we're done with them all, we'll start over. We still got three to go, baby. My Blu-ray is like melting at the edges at this point. I've watched these so many times. Oh, man. But if you want more, we-8 movies, of course, the spectacular month is

going on all October long here. We already had some great episodes come out on Nightmare and Elm Street 4. Halloween 4 was on the Patreon under the We Love movies banner playing fast to lose with that. Well, you know, it's we're recording this. The episode comes out tomorrow and you may hear us say it's a

we like movies. We just, we kind of went up on finding a 4 that we all like. We all forgot that the first purge exists which would have been my That would have been the one. This is about as close as to get, and it has some great Loomis in it.

Oh, yeah, we got some real good. I think the, and I think the ending is legitimately jarring and cool. Yeah. It gets undone. It gets undone. Yeah, she is. Yeah. We actually talk about that on the episode about how she's actually a really good

child actor, which you do not see a lot of the time, but she gives a really good performance in that movie. So that is the We Love Movies. We got an animation, damnation on what obnoxious cartoon, Steve? Ace for the cartoon. The cartoon, there's the Halloween episode. I regret it. I originally did it yesterday.

I did not have fun. It's tough. The episode's fun. The show is so bad. Really, really awful. And we had some spooky dealings on once-in-a-lifetime Chris Cabin that it's coming up. Oh, yes. Or he's already out by the time this air.

We were doing Face of Evil, a little CBS, not exactly a lifetime. But baby, is it worth it? We got a saw lady herself, Sean. Shawnee Smith is here. It's a really good one. I just added it. It came out really well. It's on Tube. Check it out. Face of Evil from 90s.

James and Chelsea, you guys have to watch this movie. It's like, okay. It's a thriller, sort of serial killer kind of thing. So it's horror in that way for our spectacular stuff. But it is just a fucking ball. It wouldn't surprise me. Do you guys know Shawnee Smith personally? Could you talk to her about that?

We met her. I've gotten tacos with her. Okay. Yeah. Next time talking about face of evil. Yeah. She was, it was, we were, I was hanging out with Shawnee Smith and Sharnie Vincent

from your next. Oh, wow. Because she's Australian, it said Shawnee. Oh, it was Shawnee and Shawnee. They were a riot. Any kind of, do you guys talk about Becker at all? No, but almost. Because I did what, when I found out, because I never watched it, but when I found out she was in it, I watched an episode just to see how she looked in that. I was like, wow, little like young, punky

Shawnee Smith. Yeah. She's really cool in it. She's wearing a dumb hat in this movie to cover a dumb haircut, so that's also something to look forward to. No, it's a total recommend once-in-a-lifetime movie for sure. So that's going on. Melro 2-0 this month. We are just covering the season two finale of Melrose Place. That's a big honking

93-minute affair. So that's going to be a lot of fun. No spectacular stuff about that, as far as I can tell. And as we already talked about, we're covering Silent Night Dunlain and four as our single single commentary, four, four, four, four, four, four, four. Four, four, four. I look how it's like not as enthusiastic as the month goes on.

No, it's not. And I don't, I'm pretty sure next time we do Leopardone 5, I don't think we're doing all fives. I don't know how that would go. No, we're going to drop us. A living nightmare. We have to finally do Children of the Corn. It's been, how we've allowed this to happen is insane.

Yes. What, like multiples? We haven't done any of them. We haven't done any of the children in the corn movies. Those movies are nuts. The first movie is one of those movies that has a great opener. and then the rest of the movie's fucking dog. It's really dull.

It's really dull. You guys see Urban Harvest? That's a good one. Yes. The third one? I saw it as a kid. I have not seen Urban Harvest. Where they take like Gerald's Field from Hey Arnold and turn it into a corn lot.

There's like a monster in that at some point I think. Yes. It's great. I will say the Jim Cotta, or Jim Cotta, gun Cotta guy. What was that guy's name? The director of that Gun Cotta movie with Christian Bale. Oh, like Kurt Vimmer. Kurt Vimmer.

the most recent Children of the Corn is him and he directed it in like 20-20 and it came out like last year I gotta say some hysterical fucking deaths in that movie I think it's completely worth it I like Esther the little girl I thought she was a good child of the corn and that was about it you just see there is a sequence of that movie where a bunch of little kids

create an adult mass grave and it is one of the funniest fucking thing they're all buried alive. It's so fucking funny. Kind of a recommend. Maybe one day we'll cover that too. But anyway, you can also get We8 movies, of course, on the Patreon ad free at the $8 level

are up. So if you had some commercials on here and you've got to be in your bonnet about that, we do have a solution for you. Patreon.com slash we eight movies. Where available next week, Steve Sadek, the spooktacular rolls on. What four-or movie are we talking about that? Well, it's one of these we're breaking some rules here because

it's actually, well, it should be night of the Living Dead part four land of the dead but it is actually much cooler land of the dead uh just regular old land of the dead is that john lozamo yes yes yes and uh john loggosmo it'll be as of this recording it'll be a big recommend from me i really like this movie but there's a lot to make fun of dennis hopper it's uh last roles but oh yes yeah i saw in the theater and then i haven't gone back i'm excited to re-engage with this piece of art yes no it's uh it was a good time and if romero had stopped there instead of making, I think, two more of the

dead movies. I have to be diary. One of them's found footage. Diary. Diary is found footage. Yeah. And then there was one after diary that I don't think I saw. There's survival. And then there's a, I think there's another one too. But I don't know that, I think he only did two more.

Oh, yeah. No. Anyway, he should have he should have 100% stopped with the land of the dead. But we will talk all about it next week here on We Hate Movies, Halloween Sputacular four-or movie edition. Until then, I've been Andrew Jupin. Stephen Sadek. Eric, Cisca.

Chris Cabin. James A. Janese. Chelsea, Rebecca. Take it easy. coming in it is time to keep your appointment with the wicker man they're coming to get you barbara he's sick for fucks he's seen one too many movies now sit don't you blame the movies don't create psychos movies make psychos for creating what's a fucking illusion in the and take her an exorcism.