We Hate Movies - S15: On-Screen Live 10.28.24: Venom: The Last Dance & Smile 2 reviews & Halloween Movie Recommendations

Episode Date: October 31, 2024

On this week's OSL return, we're going over the weekend box office, reviewing some in-theater genre flicks like Smile 2 and Venom: The Last Dance, and giving a bunch of recommendations for your Halloween horror movie viewing this week! PLUS: The first round of this season's VHS Trailer Game goes down with Chris Cabin hosting his first three rounds as the newly-minted Game King! Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston! And don’t miss your chance to catch the replay of our SCRE4M show that happened last Wednesday! You've got now through November 6 to snag that show! Cover art by the incomparable Felipe Sobreiro.

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... well what's going on everybody holy smokes welcome to the return of on screen live during its regularly scheduled time with its regularly scheduled topics my name is andrewing happy hallow week to you all here um is it the final countdown i don't know i guess we'll have to wait and see that's next week but for now we're keeping it rocking and rolling we're going to bring and some of my best buds in the whole gosh daren universe first up you know him you love a mr stephen say hey everybody how's it going what's going on dude doing all right just rocking by dr fate t-shirt you might remember him as pierce brosidid's ill-suited affair of the dc universe oh is that what that little

golden helmet is i see there you know dude you got to be careful and i'm glad you addressed it up top because from where i'm sitting man looks like a fucking coo-clux clan t-shirt i don't know if the clan has t-shirts where they're just like, I celebrate the Klan. Head over to our merch store. Because I feel like that's the whole point of the masks in general is you do support the Klan. You don't want anyone to know about it. Actually, yeah, that's probably. Well, again, I don't know, man.

After this Halloween, we'll see. Speaking of a dude who's known to wear a T-shirt or two in his day, Mr. Eric Siscus here. Hello, yeah. So Dr. Fate is that guy. Yes. The Klan version is Dr. Faith, because he's always got. the cross. Yeah, right.

Dragon ladder around. Burn it usually. But this is a sick t-shirt we're not talking about yet. Here, look at this. I like that. Pretty. Is that the Nintendo version? Is that the idea? I don't know. No, no. That wasn't a dig. No, I thought it was. I see Jason.

I put the money down. Yes. No questions asked. No, that's cool. I like the, I like the iteration. There are no campers in this cabin anymore. Game over. That fucking N.S. game man that's a story for another day and of course the bookworm himself and the recently crowned

Game King Mr. Chris Cabin Yeah. Yeah there's one that worked. Oh, hi guys. That is some spooky reading right there. I shouldn't have picked it back up. I really shouldn't have that one should have been stayed down where it was. I think we're in the final chapter right now

right? He does keep on updating these fuckers so you know, maybe it will be a last chapter one day yeah god eventually it's gonna have to be a just a full on volume two he's still alive that howards in i i have no idea somebody is updating whatever this is yes got it i would have i think he's still alive i'm looking it up no no he died in 2010 yeah oh he got out he got out well the getting good okay actually nice nice nice way nice time to get out like right right that's nice time that's nice time yeah that's right smart thinking howie what's up to y'all in the chat here coming in on this monday

we've got of course some uh long time watchers of course like gregg buffuto and busyris welcome in sucked foolish hooligan i'm so rachel pandaborg productions like that one learyole will plock hello everybody what's going on someone says welcome back cotter um he's not here right now i think ron palil has been dead three years as a matter of fact. You did it. Gabe Kaplan. Oh, Gabe Kaplan. Who believe he is still alive. Is still alive. Yeah. Rodgillo was Horshack.

And Horshack since deceased. Now I've got to look this up. I think that's cool. Okay, because if he's still alive, we got to put an end to that. We got to stop that. Eric, that could be your project for the winter. Yes, he died in 2012. Okay. Horshack thought out while the get was good, too. Not bad. Not bad.

It's going to put that out there. Ooh, Gabe Kaplan's Wikipedia. photos him playing poker in 2006 i was going to say he's a big poker guy if i remember that's wild he's got a sweet like daniel mcgranoo tattoo so i thought i'd try a little something a little different here okay um getting out of there with the entertainment tonight format of the birthdays sure i'd do something a little interesting here so this is on this day in history this is what was at the top of the box office in its given year all right right so check this shout out first up uh so this was nearly 30 years ago at this point

good gravy back in 1997 october the 28th the number one movie in the united states oh yeah i was there i was there baby i saw that one opening week oh yeah just in time for halloween i i had a ticket for that as well we all had eddie barzune fever as always yes of course any bazzoons man. So then this was great. This was one I pathetically saw in theaters. October 28th, 2001.

Speaking of spectacular titles, this was top of the box office. I'm not sure if I've ever seen this all the way through. I saw it in the theater. Just in time for Halloween. It is, all I know is that he ate that banana the wrong way. Oh, yeah, yeah. He certainly did. What an alien.

He may or may not be an alien by the end of the movie. You're not particularly sure. I wish that guy would go back to his home planet, that's for sure. Oh, no kidding. Oh, he's there, buddy. Oh, boy, is he there? Can I be intergalactically, Frank? On this day in 1999, the best man was at the top of the box.

Oh, okay. Just in time for Halloween. Yes. I was looking, I wish I should have wrote it down, Because literally, like, the next day in 1999 was a Friday and, like, something big came out. I don't remember what it was. Look at Taye Diggs's head being held up by Photoshop and Neil Long's hand right there. It's really bad, right?

A lot of head touching going on in this one. Terrence Howard looks like he was cut out of something else entirely. Like a wedding photo. It's really bad. I could never understand, like, can we just get these guys together for a fun photo and then make it happen? I know. like you're all making the movie yeah you're there that's fine uh all right so finally on this day in 2014 okay so just 10 years ago and we've been getting some related ads anyone want to take

a guest top of the box office well i see it in front of me here on the show proof that eric is the only one that reads the show notes john wick i actually just remember the show notes or things they would have pulled that up right oh wow look at this we're professional today but hopefully people in the chat got it they I'm sure they were going to ape shit the chat's always crazy with these things been a while since we've done this okay good there we go

yeah so there you go so it's just some top of the box office top of the box that's what we'll be doing see how this goes I'm surprised John Wick is 10 years old that makes you feel like the real piece of shit it does honestly I still haven't seen the fourth one that runtime it's so good

what you're talking about you know I know I'm an asshole. Even I like that one. No, I like those movies. That's the thing. And I just never the runtime was a bit oppressive and I just have never had the three hours. It's the best one. Like literally it's the best one. I kind of

think cleanly. Like I, in my opinion, I mean, I remember because I walked into review John Wick for Slant back when I was writing for them. And like nobody, like it was a small theater. Nobody was there for the review screening. And I was like, everybody walked out like, what the fuck? That was fucking amazing.

And I was like, yeah, it was pretty good. That was pretty good. It was, to think 10 years, no. Where was Keanu's career in, like, 2013? Like, what did he do? Didn't he direct the, is the man from Thai, man of Tai Chi or something like that? He did a kung fu movie that he directed.

That Ronan movie? Yes, he was just kind of in the, not the toilet, toilet, like, no, no, oh my God. Never really in the toilet, but pretty close, you know what I mean? little toilet bowl like just just around the edge just the seat the seat he was putting the seat down he's getting ready to go into the toilet he was saved by john way hell yeah and we're glad that that happened because you know he did a whole john wickman terry by the way on yes we did that's right

hell yeah that was a good one um yes so there you go uh but those are some old movies let's see what was uh the top of the box office this week this is a segment we call highest gross All right. Now, this was weird because we haven't done a highest gross since July. So when I was like clearing out all the graphics and, you know, lower thirds, I was like, what are any of these moves? Dead cool and what? Kung Fu Panda still on the top five?

It has to be, right? I said it would be the top. top 10 for the year. Yeah, he was right. Still in the top five. I got the... Don't have to double check. We just know. No, it's really rocking and rolling. I got the poster art right here. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Happened again. All right. Here we go. Some movies. Actually, the funny thing is there's a bunch of these I have not seen.

I've seen nothing but number one. So we'll see what's going on here. In it number five, eight two fours. We live in time. Oh, right. A big fucking cry fest here. Keep me away from it. I had no desire to see this. Really? Because if there's kissies, I imagine, and then the time gets sad,

but there's kisses to start, right? Sure, yes. I think the kissies make it nice and then it gets worse. Right. Yes, yeah. I think it starts with kisses and then ends in tragedy. Kissies are so nice. You don't want them to die or whatever is going to happen.

No, I don't think it's a dying thing. It's not? I think the relationship itself is deteriorating. not a not oh well then that's fine no it's a straight up it's a straight up terminal illness movie oh is i got no fucking time for it no uh i also feel like the title is like hey john uh we got that uh rom-com romantic drama coming out next week what is the title uh he's we we live we live we live we live we live in time right is that dude we live in time we look over there's a there's a picture of Flavav of Flav at the Olympics

we sees the huge clock and he's like by the way that's Zemuckus I was going to call him because it makes nothing but muck lately Zemeckis movie it looks like could be called we live in time exactly totally totally what is that's just called here I believe that's just

but yeah this was 824 tripling down this week going from their limited release to a big expansion three times the amount of screens and it only boosted the gross 15%. So 824 got in on all the theaters they knew this movie would work because it made

like another whatever million dollars last weekend. So this is kind of funny. I mean, if it's one of them die thing, like I just understand what what made you think an elevated Nicholas Sparks adaptation was going to do well. They weren't doing very well when those last thorns were coming in. Dear John,

I don't think did that well if I remember correctly. Which one was that? That's the Channing Tatum one. Oh yes. And is it safe read? Yes. Is that a kissy cry movie too? It is a kissy cry movie.

I'm actually kind of surprised that it got released. I mean, I guess because it's 824, I'm surprised it's released in theaters because that just, so much of that just goes straight to streaming nowadays. I guess it's off the strength of Florence Pugh. I can't afford stuff. Yeah, that's a good point.

Snap an Oscar now for one of these guys. But you know, Steve, that's a good point, though, because every fall it seems now, A24 does have a title that they just kind of like jettison quietly, right? Because last year it was, what was the Margaret Qualley movie that they had? The sort of like, and it's with Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend there. He had stars at noon? Yes.

Oh, okay. Yeah. And it was a straight up like, it's kind of released on a few screens and then VOD as far as that. And this sort of felt like that. Yeah. Could have been that one. Um, but was that a, was that a kissy cry movie too? Yeah, not really.

No, a kissy crazy movie. Oh, he's crazy. Kissy crazy. I like that. I like the sound of that. That's so much. Definitely some, some, some, some other things in that. Yeah. Anyway, moving on to family programming, still really chugging along, which is why it's very unfortunate. It's already on PVOD.

The Wild Robot. Yeah. Coming in here with a universal animation. seal of approval on it. 6.5 million bucks. This one, look at this, globally, $232 million for a wild robot. And I imagine this is like the robots, it's going wild, drinking a little too heavily. Oh, big time. That's, he's literally been to the robot.

He's lost weekend with wild robot. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to finish this screenplay if it kills me. Him and this fox, you know, they're just getting wasted. The bottle. A bottle haunts me. It's even above me right now. I'm trying to sleep.

No. When you start hiding motor oil in your toilet tank, you got a problem. You know there's a problem. So that's going on. And then so interestingly, wow, so we got robots. We got terminal diagnoses. We got the Catholic Church. That's right.

Conclave. What the fuck is this? I want to see so bad. I just didn't get to it this weekend. it is we're trying to choose a new pope but there's intrigue of foot really this is the first i've heard of the movie is this show that i'm on i saw a trailer for it for when i was seeing something maybe at the angelica probably yeah it was uh it was a tiff too it made a big splash of tiff uh yeah 6.5 million on a you know 20 million dollar budget really not that bad uh focus features has it here only so

it's going to lose out on international uh money, such as in Italy, where I'm sure they'll have some words about it. But yeah, we're picking a Pope, man, and there's intrigue and whatnot. There is John Lithgow in it, so you could do some progressus stuff, Stephen, if you ever get to it.

I'm definitely getting to it. That is not, that's not a question. It will be gotten to. I just hope we don't have a progresso Pope. Don't you say we don't want you anymore, Pope? What the hell could he play in that? Is he playing in the Italian?

It's a bunch of bishops hanging out in a room figuring shit out together. Yeah. It's a kissy cry? And they all can only move diagonally. Oh, man. That's awesome. That guy over there is moving in the shape of an L.

Get him the fuck out. And then a giant horse comes in the room and can move differently. Yes, yes. I think it's the guy who directed all quiet on the West, the Netflix, all quiet on the Western Front. That's correct. Yeah, yeah. not interested big no thanks uh coming in number two chris cabin will have his thoughts for this

a little later in the program but the uh successful sequel smile too going into its second week here with another 9.4 million for paramount not too shabby not too shabby i keep here i heard this from chris i heard this seems to be and i got it by the way yeah yeah it's absolutely i got it It is 100%. Interesting. Always nice to have one of those every few years. I've got to say. I've not seen either of these at all.

Now, so people start smiling and that's scary? It's the first one is essentially the ring with smiling instead of like videotapes or any of the jankiness. You get like a big joker smile on your face and either kill yourself or other people. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, yeah. It's very moody, very atmospheric.

The first one's kind of bleh. This one is pretty good. Okay. We'll hear more about it later in the program. I called the first one, shit follows on letterbox. I like that. Also close, yeah.

And then coming in at number one, below its tracking, but the global box office saved it. We'll be talking about this one later in the program as well. But Venom, the last dance, Venom's playing basketball with the Bulls, I guess is the idea there.

I wish you was. I wish she was doing anything other than what happened in that movie. And I took that personally. Exactly, exactly. Yeah, 51 million here domestically, but 175 million globally. Wow. $120 million budget is okay. 16 million of this was IMAX.

That's where I saw it. I'm excited because this is one of my, one of my TED polls for my, what do you call it there, the uh the the vulture uh fantasy movie draft so yeah yeah same me too yeah well i don't think they count the the global box office though so i think it's only domestic you know 51 mil is still pretty good yeah still pretty okay uh so we'll see about that um so that's what's going on around the box office of course now if you were here with us uh last week uh what was that wednesday night it feels like four years ago uh but last wednesday we were here on the internet doing our worldwide digital event all about scream for and as it turns out

you guys as great of a show it was uh-huh it's still online that's how great it was whoa still online yes through november 6th you can see my great big knife that's what i guess he really loves this knife folks he seems to be really obsessed with it that's true yes steve is showing off a knife on the show and you know this show will lighten your mood yes it's available until november 6 which is the day after the election and you might need cheering up. Maybe. That's right. Just maybe.

That's right. So check that out moment.com slash we hate movies and go get that replay. And someone was asking, I saw somewhere, yes, the after party Q&A also involved in the replay, so you won't miss that. But then, I can't believe this nonsense.

In just like two weeks, we are hitting the road again. We are returning to the Pacific Northwest for the first time in several years. And first up, speaking of John Lithgow, we're breaking into an all-new city, Steve Say that, is that right? That is right. We're going to Seattle, Washington on November the 15th to talk about Harry and the

Henderson's. And guys, I forgot to book a hotel. If anybody knows where we can stay, anyone's got a room. How about the forest for you? There's many garbage piles around Seattle. I think we can. We don't want you anymore. This is going to be so much fun.

I cannot wait. to dig into this big footed classic hell yeah dude um yeah i maybe you could go sleep in the woods with the saskwatches that'd be cool dude yeah you know spoon with the spoon with the quatch i think i saw that happen in a deodorant commercial and i want to encourage people from like we're not getting to vancouver unfortunately come on down cross the border i believe in these open borders come on there yes we all do uh and then uh and then And two days later, we're going to head down the coast just a little bit to the beautiful city of Portland, Oregon, Chris Cabin, where we're going to return to Mississippi Studios and talk about what? The Goonies or the Gooners, as I've been calling it, because they all masturbate frantically.

Oh, no. Delete its scenes. Well, I mean, the age. I mean, come on now, folks. I mean, they're swirling around in corners of the cave to drive home. You don't want to see the end of the Truffle shuffle. It's very drippy. did you guys see the video i sent you yes uh of chunk yeah humiliating himself on whatever that

tv show was folks at home you haven't seen this chunk running around doing like a choreographed number to a prince song and he's like hitting on ladies like very strange yeah how old was he in this clip but kind of just the same at that age really and he's trying to get the ladies that's ambitious ambitious indeed yeah i was very weird he's like i think it's it's like uh dubbed but he's also doing the singing but he's just like lip syncing in the moment i don't know if it was like for a nickelodeon or like what the hell it was but he's yeah and it was definitely around guineas because like after goonies no who could have i was to say yeah i don't even know if he's alive

anymore i think i think we would have heard of chunk crossed over yeah the i don't know i think he'd get ferrinid. Oh, 100%. That's not even up for debate. Whenever it happens, Chunk will 100% get freened. Not on there. Not even on the other, like on the board with the fucking board they have now. He's not even making that shit. No, no, no, no, no. Someone the next morning is going to go, who? But then Eric Siska in December. Yes. So we're going to go on the road, but then we're going to come back.

We're going to eat a bunch of Thanksgiving food to re-energize ourselves and then take off for one more date, my friend. Where are we going and what's happening? We are going to Boston, Massachusetts. I'm very excited. It's been a while since we've been there. We really enjoy Laugh Boston, so come on down to that show. We'll be talking about Pretty Woman. That is the happy-go-lucky prostitute film that does have some sad twists.

It's pretty nice, it's a slight cryy, but I think we'll have a lot of fun talking about it. I think it's kissy happy, mostly. It actually is kissy happy. There are some bad stuff, some best of happens. People in the chat reminding me about this, yes, it's 100% true. Chunk is indeed, and I feel terrible, I don't know the actor's name, he is now a manager, and he's the manager for Kihei Kuan. Really?

Yes. Yep. Good for him. Yep, I remember that coming out when, you know, Key was doing all the stuff with the Oscars. it's weird that's like the only story I've ever heard of a not crooked manager you know what I mean like whatever a manager is brought up for an actor it's always like

I stole all my money that's son of a bitch like I feel like that's what managers do I'm not sure entirely what else they do aside from steal money from people uh yeah but this he's like hey it's just my my Goonies friend well chunk you can manage us if you like

so just reach out forget the truffle shuffle dude show me the fucking royalty rumba come on now That's right. But all the tour information and the replay information for the digital show can be found on our website, WHMpodcast.com. All right. So we're going to keep things moving here. We've got a lot to get to coming up on almost 1230.

I like that. We're doing our right on time, fellas. You know, there's a lot of good movies out there and more common. And we try to keep track of them in a little segment we like to call trailer segment. All right. Andrew, did you hear that? Oh, wait. What is that?

Let me listen a little closer. Hang on. Oh, I think I got it now. Coming soon to theater. Oh, no. It is the VHS trailer game, everybody. It is finally happening. It finally happening.

this was supposed to happen on weird science. I had a little bit of a home emergency, but we are making it up today. I, of course, am your game king, Chris Cabin, who is usurping the cowardly and corrupt game master. Oh, corrupt, yes, yes, yes. I have to get to, you know, a coalition going here. All of this is just hitting me wrong.

It feels so uncomfortable right now. On the other side of the fucking gun, dude. Yeah, get ready for it. Um, so we're going to keep most of the rules, at least for this, uh, we might have some changeups. I might have some fun stuff going, but as is, it's going to be three this time. We are taking it from the screen to VHS in honor of our screen for a show, which 10 more days as of today to get that sucker, November 6th, it's out of here. Uh, and there are going to be five clues and it's going to go, same thing as Steve's, five, four, three as far as point numbers for each clue I go. uh does anybody have any questions for this quote unquote new version of this uh no but we will be doing

handraising yes handraising for this one we'll be doing some handraising and uh practice i'll call as i can see it exactly and that's that is something it's difficult man i'll be honest with you so people are gonna well i'll be honest with you steve it's difficult to play this cockamania game he'll know he'll find out eric and i mean steve i do have to say i have so much more respect for you after going through October, which all those titles, every VHS I found of them, things that nobody would know. Exactly. Like a person who worked for trauma would not know these. I might not. Completely. Nobody would have guessed. You have not rated any of them. I've checked. Well, you know, because I don't rate everything I've seen. You have seen everything. So yes. So we're going to start first clue. Everybody ready? Okay. Indeed.

My hands are like this. Okay. Clue number one. This abysmal sequel to a storied still running slasher franchise is known for bringing back its original lead for the first time since 1981. Stephen. Is it Halloween H-2-0? It is Halloween H-2-0. Nice.

Look at this. Yeah, that little, oh, look at that dance. Oh, it's just really pissing me off. that's not i mean that's not quite a truffle shuffle i don't know what that was but it close enough i suppose uh so sad sashay that's it there that works um okay question number two everybody ready okay food number one this supernatural horror thriller about a subterranean about subterranean monsters who overtake a small town was its stars

unlikely follow-up to the film that garnered them their first Oscar. Eric? Phantoms? Correct. Wow. There he goes. Yeah. Eric, this guy's board. Phantoms is.

It's what, Damon or Affleck or some shit? It's Affleck. I caught 20 minutes of it a couple weeks ago. I should have got that answer on AMC. That is a stay tuned in a half. Oh, man. It's got to be. Yes. I saw that fucker in theaters because I like Ben Affleck so much. And you have to remember the name above the title there is Dean Coons. So you're like, oh boy.

He didn't direct it though. He just wrote his book. But like it's one of the few times they've done that. I will say we have to do it for only my fifth clue on this one, which was Leav Schreiber is killed by a giant moth in this movie. That is pretty funny when that happens in that movie. It is quite a fun. got the scream cover too

like all the characters. Oh, I hate that with the little faces like yes if I'm remembering if I'm remembering right that is a dimension films yes it is something or other and that was their fucking bread and butter man

that stupid the position of the cast yep yeah Dracula 2000 I just remember yeah they all said it yeah okay number three everybody ready yeah there we go okay Clue number one. This snoozer, 1998 installment in a venerable horror franchise, starts with a carload of college students getting stranded outside a spooky rural town.

It's toughy. 1998. 98 is really getting me. One more time. This snoo-198 installment in a venerable horror franchise. starts with a carload of college students getting stranded outside a spooky rural town. Should we just go to the next clue?

Yeah, I want to the next one? I'm putting as well. Okay, number two. The leading cast was known primarily for TV roles at the time, but the film features Blacksploitation legend Fred Williamson and sex positive pioneer David Caradine in smaller roles. Wow, I somehow this is making. can get harder.

Fred Williamson. Fuck. And it's not, it can be Dustal Tzorn. Right. 98. So that's too late for yeah.

Okay. I'm a pun to. I got to punch it. I got a punch. Okay. Number, number, number three. Eva Mendez has openly said

she was so ashamed of the work she did in this movie her first that she hired an acting coach afterwards. Wow. Oh, wow. Well, that's Is she got her money back or how'd that go? He doesn't show up often anymore. You don't see her anymore. No. Fuck, this is a franchise. Eva Mendes. It's a venerable franchise. Emma Mendez, college students.

It's absolutely killed. Andrew. Is it a children of the corn movie? That's not even the subtitle. I need a full title. Yeah, you're going to have fucked. Yeah, now you're fucked. Oh.

Oh, no, that's not it. I was thinking of a different corn title, but that's not this one. Yeah. Oh, I'm not going to remember the subtitles. Now that, now that Andrew has given me a half a hint, I will say the only deep cut one that I remember is it is it chittled to the corn urban harvest? It is not.

That was the one I was going to guess too, Steve. But I realized that a rural town is probably not urban. Yeah, that's a good point. Well, maybe it starts with the kids going on a field trip. Yeah. Damn, dude. I think we can just, this is just a strikeout for everyone, I think. Okay, so I'm going to give you guys the subtitle.

And we're going to go from there and see if anybody can get the number. Oh, the number. I like this for one point, I guess. Yeah, okay. The subtitle of this film is Fields of Terror. I guess I can't bring in. No, Andrew and I are out. It's up to Ed.

Oh, it's just Eric. Oh, okay. I'll say, oh, my God. Part four? Wrong. Sorry, five. It is part five. Yeah, it was one off.

Oh, it's all right. Fields of terror. But hey, wow, we, the chill, horrible movie. I, I have seen it. It's, it's really bad. It's like, it's Alexis Garquette and, uh, Evan Mendez are like the biggest names other than Williamson and Paradine. I'm shocked that Emma Mendez was in it.

Yeah. Wait a second. Kane Honor is bartender. Yes, he's, yeah, he is also. Of course, as bartender. That's what he should have been. My boy. Oh, man.

You might still be. You might. And I'm wearing the shirt. I can say. I think, right. For a while, like a couple. Halloween's ago my wife just went on a crazy journey and watched most of the children's of the corns and they sounded insane and it sounded like a bad, a bad week for her was kind of the

idea. We will have to do the first one at some point. This is one we've never touched yet. Urban Harvest, spoiler alert, there is a giant corn monster at the end. Yes, there is. Is that the one with maybe Naomi Watts is in it? Like there's people show up in these movies. Yeah, they do. I don't know if that's her. But that one is great. Urban Harvest is not. Okay. Does it get to that kind of thing where it's like we wrote a horror script and then we put like weird little Mennonite kids in it and made it a Children of the Corn movie? I will say the Urban Harvest one does feel very like forced. Everything about that one feels like they like, we're like, well, maybe there's a, there's a corn farm in the city. You know, you don't know. Who knows? Come on. Children of the Corn, three is urban harvest.

Oh, okay. When are they farming in space? When is that? Oh, dude, that's what I want. We haven't gotten there yet. We have not gotten there yet. The Mars. Tariff, yeah, Children of the Corn, seven, terraforming Mars. Oh, yes.

That's a perfect idea. Of course, because you could do corn somewhere, you know, that's, yeah. That's true. It's like the Martian. It's like the Martian. It's like, but like, so we, first round, first round over. Steven 5 Eric 5 Andrew 0 for now first round

first round very good we'll have two more coming up pretty soon I've already looked at the VHS tape and run them now I haven't made the questions yet but I've got them all set out love it love it this is fun this is fun to be guessing yeah gotta say Chris Cabin

pretty natural game king he's gonna put it out there I'm gonna get a burger king crown eventually I have to find one but I will get one Felipe kind of drew you with a burger Yeah, I feel like I have to Live up to this. I fucking love it so much.

Yeah. So we're going to keep right on going, guys. We got 20 minutes left here before at the top of the hour. We got some reviews, some horror recommendations. Again, it is Halloween, y'all. We're getting excited for one of the best holidays ever. On this Thursday, it's Halloween. Of course, horror and pseudo-horror

is running amok. at the box office. So Chris Cabin, you're the only one who caught Smile to, but we want to give folks a little preview into your sick, twisted psyche. What did you think about it? I really liked this movie. I mean, it's not, look, like, it's not going to blow your socks off.

It does a lot of the annoying things, including, like, relying a little too much on atmosphere and kind of doing a similar buildup of tension and breaking of tension. they kind of do that over and over in a very similar way. Those things I'm not crazy about about it, but they did the one thing that I was looking for

in the first one is they anchor the story to like an actual character who's going through something that isn't directly connected with the thing. Because the first one, I kind of felt the mom, I forget her name, I'm sorry, but the mom from Mayor of East Town who played

the psychiatrist in the first one. She just kind of felt like a cipher to be like, we're searching out where this came from. Like there wasn't really anything emotionally grounding about her to me. Like I just kind of was like, oh, I'm just following her into the mist kind of and finding out what this is. Get a relationship with the guy from

the boys and like it kind of just kind of goes nowhere if I remember. It's just very bled to me. This, there's a story there and they incorporate it. It's a story of Naomi Harris who I have been waiting to do something good. Like I really like, I think she has presents. But she's just been mostly doing

crap lately. I think she started in the Power Rangers movie. She was Yeah, she's in the Power Rangers movie. A whiff after a whiff, but it's not her fault. It's that, and she was in the Charlie's Angel movie that we saw. No, thank you. Oh, I saw that. That's terrible.

It's Naomi Scott, by the way, not Naomi Harris. Sorry. There you go. But having her be like this mega pop star character, like, and dealing with that kind of world in relation to, like, how people fake things for you, like, the smile being a sign of, like, like joy but fake joy or like scary like masking something joy like

there is a lot to play with there and I think they do a good job of it and visually he's done Parker Finn I think is the director's name he's done a lot to up his game I think there's a lot of showy

good shots in it I am still I really need him to think twice about this fucking possession remake oh they really I don't know about this, guys. We don't need to be doing that. No, I don't think it's good.

I don't think you want to try to do what Johnny did in that movie. By the way, Chris, you said she's like a pop star in this movie, smile too. So, okay, I look at up the name, Sky Riley. So would you rather go to a Sky Riley concert or a Lady Raven concert from Trent? You know, you don't actually get too much of her music. At least I know what I'm getting at a Lady Raven concert. We only get one or two songs in this that are connected to her career.

So I would say I would go to Lady Ra- and hey, I might be in the middle of the trap. I might be in the middle of the trap. That would be great. And that's exciting. It's interesting that there's a lot of music of her music in that movie. It's almost as if that's not directed by her father

who's trying to launch a career otherwise. That's kind of interesting. Yeah, it's a weird movie. And he has another daughter who did something. She did the watcher. She made a movie. Yeah, yeah. Watchers, terrible. That's one of the worst movies the year.

I have stayed away from you, thank God. Wait, so I don't remember how that first one ends, but like Socy Bacon, not in this movie at all? Kevin Bacon is his daddrich's daughter? No, no, no, no. Like the, she's like the main character from the first movie, isn't she? I think they just, like, I think they did, honestly, it might have been the smartest thing.

They were like, we're going to do a carpenter or wanted to do, make the next one just totally new thing. Just totally. it's good to set the precedent right from like your second movie then yeah um by the way someone a lot of people on here actually saying there's an actual sky riley ep oh really i will have to listen to it wow there you go there you go um yeah so chris cabin recommends smile too everybody i definitely want to check it out i don't know when i'm going to have time it'll probably a vod scenario for me oh it's yeah definitely i think i'll be vod in it myself there uh all right so

Moving right along, man. Just, God damn it. Venom, the last dance. Steve, I feel like you despised it the most out of the three of us, so maybe you start us off here. Because here's the thing, none of these Venom movies are good. Like, you know what I mean? I think we did the first one on an H thing,

and everyone's like, oh, no, but that one's good. It was fun. And even with that fun and all the little interesting bits about it, which I think the interesting bits are like hearing Michelle Williams, say Venom a lot. You know what I mean? You don't even get that in this one. It's like Tom Hart.

I mean, what's interesting about that first one is how invested Tom Hardy is in that film. And that is not really present here. But the big fucking thing is, so I went to a Comic-Con last week or two weeks ago with a buddy of mine who reads as much or more comics than I do. And he turned to me and he's like, who is even the villain in Venom?

And I was like, great. if you're asking me that question we're in huge fucking trouble and the villain is this shadowy character called null who and again i'm gonna even i'm gonna give it like if you read venom comics you love this character because he's he seems very omnipresent in in that lore right now like he's a newer newer character i'm gonna give it to you i wouldn't even say he's a great comic book character they do such a terrible job introducing and using this character it's are they using it at all? They're not. That's a great point there. He's sitting on the toilet

at the start. It is the toilet. And at the end he stands up, he's like, I need toilet paper. And that's the end. Why is he CGI at all? It's just a dude. He's like Matt Smith from House of the Dragon. That's who I thought was going to be. I thought, I'm sitting there watching the movie and I'm like, surely

at some point, he will raise his head to the camera and we can see this character's face. And when that happens, surely it will be Matt Smith staring back in. No, no, no. Nope. And nope. Andy Circus mocap. For what? Barely could tell. Barely could fucking tell. For nothing. And I mean, like, I despise the idea that the villain in the last dance is just this guy that's like being set up as a fake Thanos thing. It is. It feels exactly like that. No, it's the aliens

with the shredder mouths. That's the fucking villain. That's like, if we're going to have a villain, that's it. It's the fucking aliens with the shredder mouth. Right. the dogs that are chasing this symbiote people a villain needs to be able to talk I'm sorry a villain needs to the real villain of the movie needs to elucidate what he wants and talk to the good guy and say

I want to get this and they can have a conversation about it. The big monster is fine for the first act but then something else has to happen. It's insane. You're like all right this big monster has been chasing venom this whole movie. How do we get this big like showdown between Eddie

and Venom and you know the big villain well what if we just took that one like monster dog thing and they fought five of them instead what if five of them was the villain of the movie i almost fell asleep during this it was so boring and then to your point steve with the whole plot thing it's like a thanos we have to save the universe but they're doing it so lack of daisily or like it's just like whatever it just feels like it feels like you went to a diner and they threw a plate of food whatever what I heard was at least like some of it was there was some

for a long time I think they were trying to make this a Spider-Man thing a Spider-Man crossover and it just didn't happen and this way to do it. This is like plan B the rush job I guess I mean that would make sense because like I imagine you didn't

go the like there's a bunch of other symbiotes you could have brought it you see a couple of them but I don't I'm not sure if any of them are the actual like, is toxin one of those? Toxin is, what's his face? Stephen Graham's character? Stephen Graham's character, okay.

And then there's like Agony and Ryan and all these other fucking guys. And like, if you want- Agony, Ryan, I got no idea what's neither. I'm incredibly venom-illiterated. There is an anti-venom. There is like all kinds of fucking. Anti-venom is just like a dude in a little black suit

that's like, hello. He's actually white over black rather than black over black. But that would have been, I mean, look, honestly, if you could. get like some i don't even know like uh not mad smith because i just said it like fucking anybody like gerard butler gerard butler as anti oh my god what a good movie that would be because then he's like i'm gonna get you venom and then like he's like no you're not and then like we at least have a movie there you know what i mean like where right where there's two characters that are opposed to

each other as opposed to one character who's cgii on zoom and sending his dogs out and that's it You know what I mean? We have poor Juno Temple doing whatever she can do in this movie. You know what? Honestly, listen. This, I'm sure she's very nice. I could hear her thinking in British, though, you know.

I could hear the act. I could hear her thought is accented. I look at her eyes and I hear it. No, the things, what I know that only bothers me. Every single actor in this movie is English. Yeah. All of them. Yeah.

Yeah. All of them. Every. everyone. This is our penance to the kingdom. By the way, we have gotten so far afield with these superhero movies, including Risa fans who play the fucking lizard

in a Spider-Man movie and he's not a lizard here. It's like, you can't do that. And he's trying to do like fun conspiracy theory, comedic relief. But it is a little too serious as well, but I just I don't get the direction of that character

or any of these. Juno Temple character the lightning strike i got me swing i don't know what any of the relevance to any of this is i have no idea i mean like i guess her she's got like a dead arm is that what it is yeah yeah i didn't really figure that out until the dead arm was fixed at the end of the movie and she would have been okay it was just so underwritten like yes and it's like okay she's got a dead brother what else does she do oh she just wants to live out of dream i'm sorry this is not image and poots last dance Venom's last name. But maybe, you know,

make it a lived in world, maybe she's got a boyfriend and maybe the series of events of the film or something happens or she's got a girlfriend. I don't care. She should have a girlfriend

because she is staring at that female scientist with the most romantic of eyes. Christmas, I forget her full name, the last name Christmas, Dr. Christmas. Yes, and like,

we just don't have the fucking guts for it, which is so annoying. And I just don't buy edgya as like a U.S. military man. No, no, no. No, I did not. That, I mean, I assume he needs a new car. His last one is running out of, you know, it has a couple of years on it.

It needs a new one. But like, I like, the sloppiness is kind of, I think, the point with this one, right? Because like Tom Hardy, like this, this remind me a lot of like pre-MCU Marvel. Like, this was, this just doesn't feel like it fits in anywhere. And that's kind of what I like about, if I like, what I like about it is that. Is that it does feel like it's a little bit out of that neatness. It is a slop plate. But the problem is, is that it never, like, makes itself into anything from that.

Like, even Daredevil, for however, the Ben Affleck Daredevil, even that, for all of its stupidity, like, it comes together. Like, it's an actual thing. It doesn't just be like seen upon scene upon scene. And that's what this felt like. It just felt like a bunch of scenes piled on each other. Because there's the Kingpin in it who's like, hi, Daredevil, I want to get you. And then here comes sexy Colin Farrell being, oh, I'm going to get you, Daredevil. All of them are talking and have things and are actors that.

you can communicate with making decisions. Yes, yes. She put out there, I don't think you get the name in the movie at all, but Clark Bacco is the name of the actress

playing that other scientist whose name on IMDB is Sadie. Okay. Sure. I think, like Chihuetel's character condescendingly refers to her as Christmas. Yes,

because she has a Christmas tree. One time. Yeah, because he's got a Christmas tree on her. Jacket. What great character development there. And by the way, I like all these.

I like Tom Hardy, all these people. It's John Graham, Jesus Christ. I just, it just feels, it just does not feel like I'm watching something that is actually, it feels like I'm in the multiverse watching some other reality of America cinema. Yeah. And I mean, again, I can't say it enough. What is that stinger, there's stingers, if you want to go away and you can come back, the spoil it, is just null being like, I'm going to get you sometime.

And I'm like, when? Yeah. Are you going to be in Craven? I hope not. Did you stick through all of the credits too? Because there's another one. I did. They loved that bartender so much from that thing that like no one remembers.

That was like six years to go at this point. It's crazy. I mean, like, look, I love Christo Fernandez. I think he is a delight on Ted Lasso. And when he popped up like in that stinger, I was like, oh, neat. Cool. Here's Christo's a little superhero thing. Whatever.

And now he's, I mean, it's not like he's a major character in the movie, but he's got like scenes in this movie, like multiple scenes. He's the star of that fucking second stinger. I was like, what do you do it? Like, does this guy become somebody? Scorn, mania? Sure. Is he scorn or mania?

Give me something, man. Give me anything. Chris Cabin, you sound like you are a big Venom comic fan. I was, I was that, I was that annoying kid who thought Venom was the coolest design he had ever seen. For like, at least two years, I was like, Benham is cool and I love him and I just I was so I was obsessed with him for a little bit He's a big big hit in the 90s

He was basically the 90s Deadpool The early 90s Deadpool essentially He's cool yeah I don't know how You whiff on this and I think part of it was like Strikes and delays and stuff Made it so that you couldn't do this but like Doesn't stand a reason like if your next thing is Craven the Hunter

Yeah wouldn't it be kind of cool if like not even the stinger If Craven is at the end of this movie And he's doing something with Venom And that's part of the story And then it's like, see you next time on Craven the Hunter Or shit. Reshoot whatever stingers you had Put a Craven Stinger on the end of this It's coming out in a few months

You get people excited for your movie To be fair, Craven shouldn't have Should have come out much earlier She was supposed to go last year to be Yeah, what I mean? So like the stinger would have been irrelevant Because the movie should have been out Right, right? But then again, if you're doing reshoots anyway, I don't know. Ah, shit.

what, yeah, let's spend another $50 million. Let's get a Craven thing at the end of Benham. You know what? Why not? Money is nothing, right? Fuck it. Look, I'm sure it's not good. It's not going to be good. But I will say, at least from the trailers that I've seen, at least

Craven the Hunter, as, you know, a mature title, you know, Marvel-wise or whatever, has the guts to be an R-rated movie. This movie should be violent. And none of them are. It's all the cartoon kind of violence. There's a part in this movie at the beginning. where he that you see it in the trailer right

bites the heads off of four dudes like you know like gangster dudes or whatever and you're like all right I need a fucking gush of blood coming up all these dudes you know what I mean anything to latch on to because it's also yeah it's so sanitized there was a good moment of blood where one of those dog guys

ate someone and then they like they shit out the back of their head yes that's kind of fun it yeah the wood chipper but then like they do that like once or twice and then you never see anything like that again and it just becomes everyone no i don't want to spoil it completely but man when they when there's multiple venom it's just i mean that's that's what drove me crazy is because like the fucking dog uh the null's dogs are like fucking they can kill anything like it's just there's no

like you you have to do a crazy super thing that happens at the end to kill them i'm like well that's not interesting at all like right like you don't any vulnerability in these fucking characters like even if it's not going to be emotional even it's not going to be like a human character talk to another human character that they at least have something that can hurt them like yes no no no no it's just like a thing that would end the world will kill these things that's about what we got we've discovered by fighting them that oh if you hit him in the neck something blah blah blah that'd be something anything yeah it's anything i will say and not to spoil anything but there is a character that has a pseudo heroic death at the end of the movie and it is

one of the funniest things. It's good. I have seen in the theater all year. I had a big gaffaw in the theater. Just bra. Yeah, too, man. I was laughing like Venon would laugh. Like, it was a real hearty fucking laugh at a demise.

I mean, what are you supposed to do when Dr. Strange keeps you hanging like that? What are you to do? Like, what the fuck? Like, I still don't understand that shit. I was pissed about that. It's sad that Chirotel was set up to be the big, in that next movie and then he's a cameo in the league of what he becomes a cameo in the league of

cameos is what he does yeah yeah yeah baron mordor yeah whatever's name was there waiting for it and it fucking never happened because again that would be great because i mean like you know whatever in the second movie that you want to see dr strange go up against another bad wizard that's fun yep that's all i want from these movies yes actors that i like square it off that's a cool idea yeah Yeah, I thought about it more, Steve, because the other day I was like, I don't know, man, I think this is a one, three, two, two, two, three. These are diminishing returns as you go. Because I realized the other thing was, as much as I despise that second movie, and it's really bad, IMO. At least Woody Harrelson is there as a person and he's the villain through the whole movie, regardless of whatever happens. You know, like, yeah, they're both like doing it at the very least. Yeah, exactly. Uh, so yeah, it's a four-way fucking skip it for Venom the last dance, folks, unfortunately, because yeah, I like, what a bit of, no, I was just going to say, I, like Eric said, you know, I like all the people in this movie. I want them to be in good things. I want to

enjoy this. I, I have liked him as the, you know, the venom voice and his performance against the, you know, each other, but diminishing man. And betting markets, I, I don't see this coming back in January. I don't, I don't know. I can't imagine. No. There's already another. fucking Sony Marvel property. Exactly. We've got a lot. It can't be a whole month of them, man. Or could it? So

we're going to close out here today. Like we said, it's Halloween. The spooky season rocking and rolling. Full effect right now. Halloween's this Thursday. So this weekend probably you'll be getting into watching all sorts of movies if you haven't already. Your psychos like us have been watching spooky shit all

month long. You started after Labor Day. I was pissed off. I had to go. to Vegas. It fucking interrupted. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I got to get back to work. I was watching horror movies on the plane. Um, so anyway, just wanted to go around the horn here, do some recommendations, uh, for some things that, you know, we think you should watch Chris Cabin. You want to kick us off? Okay. So I have two here. One, I had to do simply because I know it's been, Andrew especially has been wanting to know what is going on with this. Yeah. It turns out, and I didn't even know this when I saw it, but, uh, uh, chime by horror, Japanese horror master,

Kurosawa. Really great movie, 45 minutes. It started as a Japanese NFT. On this specialized site that you could buy, like, here, I'm going to quote something really quick, because this explains it better than I can. This is from Austin Gosland from Polygon. Chime is currently rentable through the

Japanese digital video trading platform, roadstead.io. Digital video trading, or DVT, as roadside site calls it is sort of an evolution of NFTs the certain number of copies of a movie are made available to purchase and then the purchase can do the purchaser can do whatever they want with them including renting them out to other users at whatever price point they decide on now people this is essentially telling you just downloaded from the internet I mean at this point yeah somebody somebody paid for it somebody already paid for it and put it on yeah so that's what they wanted to do do with it. So I would just find a place. There are many places around. Honestly, you could even just search Twitter because that place has been

reeking. Like, you can get anything on Twitter now. It's the Wild West on that fucking place now. What would be bootleg? Yeah. Oh, wow. It's unbelievable what has happened to that site. But truly, just find it. It's out there. It's very easily defined. It's 45 minutes. It's so good.

But my major one, And this is more of a, like, playful. This is, this was just so fun for me to watch. I'm a big fan of Larry Cohen's It's Alive. And I decided to go through the other two, it's Alive movies before they rebooted it into God knows what. Are they rebooting it? I think they made a fourth one that's just another movie, like shitty OD.

Crack. Okay. Gotcha. But Larry Cohen did two sequels in. He directed both of them. Second one's pretty good. Third one, it's Alive through the Island of the Alive.

It is unbelievable. It starts with a court case with Michael Moriarty. Of course it does. Defending his monster baby from being killed by the government. The government wants to kill them all. So it's like lost world. They send him to an island.

And then people start going to the island. It's unbelievable how to see the babies. Oh, you see the babies. The baby looks at you. Quick question. I've never seen any of the It's Alives. Yes. Do I start with number one or do I just jump to this one?

First one is a genuinely really good movie. One is a legitimately good movie. And this and three are both, I think, pretty good. Like they, as far as like keeping you entertained, like logically, of course, they make no sense. And they're not supposed to be scared. They're most, we're supposed to be like, wow. But I think it's weird. I found, yes, in 2009, they made another one.

directed by a fella named Joseph Rusnak. You may know him as the director of things like the 13th floor. Oh, wow. Everybody remember the 13th floor? Craig Beirko, maybe. Yeah, it's a stay tuned. It's a 100% stay tuned. Yeah,

Craig Bjorko joint. Oh, interesting. And that's probably streaming everywhere, right? I've got to see that second one, too. I've only seen that first one, but big recommend. Both worth it. Both very much worth it. uh steve say that you got a couple here i do uh first one is a this is definitely a not not the like oh me

and my wife having a quiet uh Halloween we want to watch a nice movie together this is have friends with you get the get the weed going get the drugs going get the drinks going and put on uh tragic ceremony which is a italian horror movie that just goes and goes it's got in the middle of it It's got a carnage scene that comes out of nowhere with some really fun deaths. Woody Harrelson comes out. I am carnage. It also has the weird moment where it ties itself to, which I never thought about, the Sharon Tate murders. Like, thinking about the Sharon Tate murders from the Italian end is sort of interesting.

Also, it's an Italian movie where everyone's Italian and everyone's speaking Italian. But for some reason, it's sort of set in England because they're like, Bada-a-da-da-chel. That's what I live. It's about the Chelsea. And it's like, really? And then it's like, Bar-a-da-a-da, the bill.

And it's like, ah, yes, Bill. Oh, Fred. Oh, yeah, yeah. The little meatball section of London. I know it. I know it very well. So put that on, you'll have a lot of fun. And the other one, because I feel like this movie kind of came out really early in the year.

And a lot of people are forgetting about it. I don't want them to do because it's such a good fucking spooky movie. It's a perfect movie. For that, actually, the, the, if you and your partner, having a cool Halloween together put on late night with the devil this movie rules yes it's so good

I actually I received the the VHS version that's just the broadcast tape I got it from all the way down and oh Australia oh since that's I guess where the movies from or whatever and it's nice that they made a U.S. region

of the VHS and it's I wish it was better with everything cut out I feel like you kind of like now I'm like I kind of always wish it was just the tape but now that I've seen the tape I'm like I guess you kind of do need like the other stuff you know yeah yeah so yeah but I agree with you Steve I think this is definitely one for people to check out if they haven't

and if you have spin it again mm-hmm yeah no as a matter of fact Chelsea has not seen it I have the disc here at home this will be our Halloween viewing it's it's a kind of a perfect Halloween night movie I think actually it is yeah no it absolutely is and it's also like it's eerie it's got a lot going on but it's like also accessible for people who aren't super crazy about horror like it doesn't get two two nuts or exactly like if you have you're answering the door for trick or treaters they're not going to see all the gore on the tv all the guts falling out of people you know well i guess there's some of that but it's more tame than

some other properties it's not night beast the was night beast again it's a troma movie where it's like guts are everywhere like people are just oh is that right no Oh, that's not the Amy Adams movie. No, it is not. Night bitch. Night bitch versus Night Beast. Let's get it. Night Beast is taking that one, I think. He got it. So just a couple more here. Eric, you got another one to wreck, though. Go ahead.

Yeah. The guest, the Adam Wingard movie. I just rewatched this on the big screen at Story Screen Cinema in Hudson, New York. And it is still so goddamn good. I know it's a little more of a thriller in a lot of ways. Yep. But listen, this is, this movie scares the bejesus out of me. Look, could you imagine a troop knocking on your door? I would, I don't care. He doesn't even have to have the super serum and the training and the psych program.

Just a troop knocking on my door would terrify. It is more of a sci-fi thriller, but it is set at Halloween. There's like Halloween stuff all over the place. Yeah, it's at a Halloween dance. And, you know, it fits into that mold, like it's a little Captain America, little Michael Myers. So I think it's still appropriate for Halloween. I'm very much agree. I'm really happy because I love this movie.

I love your next. I really early Adam Wingard, I was like all on board. And then he's been doing Godzilla Times Kong, which I'm happy he made his money. He went ape. And the Blair Witch remake, which is horrible. Which that's that's no boy.

So is the original. It's also horrible. sorry I disagree disagree on that but Simon he is seemingly his next project does sound more in the vein of your next and it's him and Simon Barrett getting back together

oh cool it's 4824 it's called onslaught it sounds much more in the vein of those I'm excited now I didn't know about this and so I'm just happy he's done with God's I'm glad he made his money but like I'm really happy that movie sucked get paid dude absolutely

yeah that God's Ex-Kong. Toilet time. Speaking to Simon Barrett, Chris Cabin, that's funny, a little bit of a coincidence here. I got two things here.

The first one is a new movie that's on Shutter that Simon Barrett actually wrote. And it is called Asriel. So it's what Batman's back is broken and then Asriel has to come in and take over the mantle. I don't know why I went straight to streaming being a Batman property.

Yeah, it's very surprising. I'm very surprising. No, please. no this is it's the new one from EL Katz and it was kind of funny because I've been wondering like where did this dude go he did some Bligh Manor

most of the Bligh Manor actually maybe he was a producer on it anyway but he directed cheap thrills from 2013 with Pat Healy which if you have not seen that movie that's a recommend as well a real oddball motion picture but yeah

so this is him back here this yeah just right to Shredder. I don't think it had any theatrical notice or anything like that, but it is Samara weaving. And it's basically like a it's like fantasy horror kind of thing. It's like there's a scroll at the beginning that claims that it's

set after the rapture. So it's like these are all the people that are left on earth, but it's a very small like wooded area. You don't really know like time period or anything. That's bad right. Like to be left behind like you want be raptured. I think you want to be raptured. You were not raptured into the kingdom of heaven.

Did Justin Thoreau and Carrie Coon make it? Or did they somehow get taken to? I mean, so the bummer about it is this. It's another movie in this growing trend of nobody's talking. And at least

here, though, it's like because of the post rapture, whatever, this is a society left behind that's learned to not speak. for fear that you're going to be like hunted down or whatever um again it's all very like not grounded in any way it's very abstract but basically she is on the run from these demons uh chasing her and like this group of people trying to get at her and some of her cohorts that she's

just like surviving with or whatever and it is samara weaving just like kicking ass getting her kicked getting in all these wild situations like it's it's part fantasy it's horror for sure but there's a lot of action in it too. I was genuinely surprised by how well it played for me. Again, the no talking thing is annoying. Wait, wait, so no talking monsters running the earth.

It sounds like a quiet place a little bit here. Yeah, but it's not like you have to be quiet. It's just they literally have stopped. Human beings have stopped speaking. Oh, well, I do like that. Text only, please. Come on. Don't call the phone. Text me. Yeah. No, maybe I was kind of explaining that shittily, but it is not like a quiet place like everyone's tiptoeing around. It's not like

that. It's just, it's a society that doesn't talk and I don't understand really what that adds to the movie. You know, it would have been awesome if Samara weaving was fucking saying lines of dialogue. She's great and can do that. But for what it is, it's really fucking cool

EL Katz back to making a future film. I'm all about it. See Cheap Thrills also. And then the other one, of course, we've talked about this here and there I feel but I feel like it also kind of came out maybe when we were off the air but oddity from Damian McCarthy this movie man real fucking trip this one Steve

I know you liked it also this is also on shutter I think this was a blink and you miss it theatrical yes oh yeah um but yeah eerie family stuff we've got a woman playing her own twin the same actress playing a twin which is great twins right it's it's a very like old school

haunted housey kind of EC Comics vibe of like shitty Easty, exactly, yes. Getting like getting, getting got in a way, you know, like. Yeah, it's a comeuppance movie. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's really great. I don't want to give too much away. It is a real

like, the less you know the better, but it's got some good performances, really eerie cinematography. Yeah, there's some, there's some camera moves in this movie where I was like, well done, because I'm shrieking in my house. Yes. But yeah, absolutely recommend all of these movies. for your Halloween viewing but that's going to do it for this week

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I mentioned that's what we're recapping yeah Yes too old for this shit recapping the penguin thank you spectacular coming to a close tomorrow as a matter of fact when we're talking all about wishmaster for the prophecy fulfilled hell yeah it's more fun than you'd think give it a world yeah with a significant amount of battle star galaxica talk as you might have guessed oh you got to do it and you can listen to this one commercial free on our patreon at the eight dollar level and up and speaking of the patreon by

the way Thursday shows just keep dropping y'all we have our uh spectacular time of year commentary dropping all about Silent Night Deadly Night Four initiation two of these guys are watching it totally cold for the first time and it is delightful to hear that unfold on this commentary

track. A lot of Clint Howard floating around so you know be on the lookout for this commentary it is a it's a good one I'm just going to leave it at that it was a lot of fun it was my first time watching it so it was really like whoa it was a lot of fun

and then Friday closing at the week we are going to have one more episode of Too Old for the Shick covering the sixth episode of the Penguin which is called the Gold Summit watched it last night, rocking and rolling and see what he got there It's a Feliz Sabarro. It's a Flisabrero print

of the penguin himself. It's a great hell yeah. Great piece of art. I love that I love the hair that how he depicts the hair. Very good. Yeah so good. Finning Oh, that's great. Yeah so all that it's a packed week folks but thanks for tuning in this afternoon. OSL will

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