We Hate Movies - S15: On-Screen Live 2.17.25 Captain America: Brave New World & The Monkey Reviews + The 2025 Listener Request Month Drawing

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

On this week's OSL, we're reviewing the latest film shot out of the MCU, Captain America: Brave New World, along with the latest wild-ass film from Oz Perkins, The Monkey! PLUS: We're doing the drawing for the 2025 Listener Request Month, so be sure to listen to this episode to find out what we're watching and talking about next month! On-Screen Live airs every Monday at noon/eastern on our YouTube channel: YOUTUBE DOT COM SLASH WE HATE MOVIES U.K. and European listeners: be sure to snag your tickets for our 3-night, 6-show residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival, happening this July 18-20! All show and ticketing info is available on our website. Through December 2025, we’ll be donating all proceeds from our Tee-Public store to the Center for Reproductive Rights. Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new GHOSTHEADS, Too Old for This Shit, Forrest the Universal Soldier, and Jack Kirby designs! Pick something up and support a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

What is going to be. on-screen live. My name is Andrew Jupin, and this is our show for, what's that say? February 17th, 20-25. Big old Who Gives a shit to President's Day unless, I don't know, man, you're buying a mattress on sale or something.

Wishing you the best of luck with that. Happy 50th anniversary to S&L. We'll see if any of our boys watched any of that last night. It was an interesting little program there. But let's bring them in. We've got a lot to get to today, including wrapping up, the end of the show, the listener request month

drawing which I know a bunch of you are here for so let's get into it bring him in here I almost wore this very shirt he's got on and thankfully chose against it this is Mr. Steven Sadek hi happy 50th listener request month guys it's amazing that we've been able to do it

thank you to Lorne for putting listener request month together all those many years ago sometimes it feels like we've been doing listener request month for 50 years some of these movies are it's like oh you again oh it's always oh you again he's no stranger to hearing oh you again please welcome eric siska yes that was a revolutionary idea of ours to have listener request months so let's do this for the next 50 goddamn years

pat myself on the back hell yeah you know what we're pat ourselves on the back for 15 years those folks can pat themselves on the back for 50 years it was actually a fun show honestly less self-sucky than i expected it didn't watch it they tricked me into watching the 40th so that was like yesterday this was better than the 40th though uh speaking of better than the 40th mr chris cabin yeah i i figure after you get the jackoff session of the movie made out of how much of a genius you are of tv yeah get the double jack off of being 50 years young and in the entertainment business and and really saving comedy what what we're doing here lord michael did save it come on we know we all know one i don't think he was like oh jason wrightman please

make a movie about me definitely not and two I don't know man he fucking earned it and I think the thing about last night that was cool was like it was just they just did a show which I sort of did not expect I thought it was going to be way more like but it's Saturday night live

Sunday you can't do a show on Sunday no no no it was so they could go for like close to four hours which was which was pretty insane they could do that on Saturday if they really wanted you know I mean what does NBC have it's just a barren waste land. It's true. Oh, man. They kept being like, tune in next Sunday

when Tom Hanks could talk about animals suits L.A. and some garden murder show. Wow. This is as good as that, right? No, it's not. Suits L.A. bad. The Tom Hanks thing is a it's a docu series that I believe is already out. Possibly.

I've been seeing stuff for that for ages. Yeah, I don't know. Not a lot like looking great on other shit that NBC's airing, but I had fun last night. of my favorite things was uh find where in the crowd chevy chase is looking most confused right now if you caught that guy at the good nights last night he's in the middle of that stage just dude he's like an old man lost at the mall he has no idea what's going on i actually liked update the

almost the most uh except for the colin jose of michael shave at all the bill murray bit was very funny and obviously i love drunk uncle and the girl uh you you wish you to talk to at the party really bringing it like there was legitimate laughs last night i will say that yeah there really was learning by the way i mean wow this is canon now drunk uncle fathered a child with girl you don't want to talk to at the party uh because cecily strong's pregnant iRL and they did that bit it was great um anyway we got a lot to get to today so we're not going to hang on s andl for too long top of the box office some interesting things including something from an s&l alum first up though this was top of the box office this day february the

of 2001, an animated show about some little turds in grade school. And spoiler alert, we were too old to care about this show. That could be almost anything. That's right. In this case, it was recess school. Oh, no. I've never seen this art before my life. I've never heard this title. The Disney Channel property. It was a Disney Channel show.

Well, yeah, it's like, hey Arnold, but no one is a mutant is my understanding of it. yeah i mean you got you got everybody you got uh rowdy vaguely ethnic girls spunky white guy leader the fat kid the nerd the nerd girl and the possibly nerd black guy so everybody's there six months out from 9-11 uh or so uh no seven sorry seven months out from 9-11 so yeah we were okay with the i chip teenagers taking over the united states of america i would say now you know why it happened yes i mean clearly this was one of the building blocks how crazy is this though that that close

to 9-11 we already have faux patriotism with them descending the big flag or whatever the fuck here we go top of the box office this day in 2011 this one features an S&L alum and a huge huge sitcom star as his pretty

lady co-star no one remembers this movie from this particular has it lost and found oh Just go with it. Oh, you got to do it. One of those, yeah, the Sandman doing a you got to do it type movie.

I think it's like she's like his assistant or something. Like that's the idea. It's something, something pretend to be my wife so that the lady in the background likes me. I believe it was one of the six movies that we put Brooklyn Decker in. Oh, we got it could have been at Brooklyn Decker. Because that was like right around the, you know, the 10th, the 2010s. Yeah. So I buy that in 2011.

next one up top of the box office this date in 2007 this may be selected in just a few minutes to appear on listener request month and yes it stars nicholas cage 2007 hey is it next oh close steve ghost right around that same era of although next was also called in uh of course oh yeah next was next after this movie i listened to all the listener request month calls you guys are great uh don't worry you all sound fantastic called people did call in stuff that we've done already I almost threw out Ghost Rider because it's like well we've done that already jackass and then like I thought about it let me hit Control F on the old episodes page could not find it

I even texted everyone was like is it a missing episode like we did do this right I would have sworn but we did two back when we were doing extra we hate movies episodes on the Patreon feed which became the monthly we love movie selection so yes i think those spirit of vengeance was would have lost money on would have lost money on colon fire piss or whatever it was yes colin fire piss i think i thought we did it

because i rewatched the first one when we did that one i just feels like you did the homework anyways you thought you handed it in spirit of vengeance and we thought that i i got that one wrong i also always thought we had already done a w lm on the original taking of pelham one two three oh no that's And we just had done the episode on the remake. The bunghole motherfucker licking remake. Lick my bunghole. It's crazy that that is the one line that they carried over from the original. That and we're taking this Pelham, one, two, three.

He had told me to lick his bunghole. The mayor of New York City, he told me to lick his bunghole. Let's go, let's go. This last one, top of the box office is in 2017. It's a sequel to an energy. made a movie with a superhero spin-off. It was also, you'll be surprised to learn, incredibly

underwhelming. No, the sequel, okay. Sequo slash spin-off, really. What was the year? Spin-off. 2017. 2017. That wouldn't be Frozen, too, but it no. No, it's... Oh, they go a Batman movie there, you see.

Yeah, that was... Spinoff sequel kind of... People would tell them in, and I'm sure, yell at me in the chat. People tell you it's the best Batman movie universe ever made i watched it on a plane and i was like okay all right i mean it's i i totally understand liking the like lego comedy vibes and everything but i mean that's batman what's the you'll hear some of that sometimes you know outside the you hear the screams out the window of the booby hatch where you hear of these millions oh people are yelling to be on the street all the time

dude don't worry i don't know a moment's piece what's bone chilling is that movie's almost 10 years old already coming up what's the point of anything what is the point of anything listen and just before you know it some movies that are out in theaters right now are going to be 10 years old

so let's see what they're doing in the box office this is highest gross so we have a so we have a Of the top five, three of them, two of them are straight up fully animation. And then two others have significant points of animation in them, which is interesting. But first up here, it is currently sitting at the biggest box office sensation in China right now. It's an animated film called Nejah 2 released over here.

I believe this has something to do with the lunar. new year is what these pictures are about here and this one a little 7.2 million um to give you sort of a comparative in china it is made over a billion dollars okay so this is a big big fucking deal kind of movie uh we got it over here on i think it was something like 600 screens or something like that so not a not a limited release but you know not huge you got to be surprised with the the chinese box office because whenever there is a new hit over there it is a different kind of movie. It's like back in the 90s with us.

Like you literally could, like the last one was like a huge war epic. And that thing was humongous. And its sequel was humongous. It's just still, it's nice to see some surprise. Yeah. I mean, you know,

they got a lot of people over there and they like going to the movies, man. In at number four, a little bit of a fall here, but a decent hold considering the competition around. But our buddy dogman, I hate this face. Look at that. Oh, my God.

Now, Chris Cabin, I understand you took the plunge. I did indeed take the plunge. And Eric, you are going to love what I have to tell you about this. Oh, no. Please, please. Dogman euthanized at the end of the movie? No, he is not. Thank God for that.

Dogman, though, is a body horror. Okay. Really? That is the dog head on the mat. They were in a car crash together. No. And the body is the human. I am not lying.

Oh, no. It's like a robocop? Yes, it is. Wait a second. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, dogman's got a dick, dude. A human dick? It would be a human dick.

I mean, you don't really get into what exactly is traded in and out in the surgery, other than the head in the body. You don't really know. You know, they don't go into that, of course, because they're trying to hide the fact that this is a body horror movie, which I just certainly did not know. Oh, fuck. but that is what that is the truth of the matter and they are done in eric even more so wait to you hear

this one they are done in by an evil cat voiced by pete davidson i'm gonna i'm gonna puke into this hat right now well now i'm just thinking like go full on dog robocop yeah it's bonnetker like come on sir let's give this dog a bone you know you think you can play fetch bobby he's just doing cocaine with a dog bitches leave and by that I'm in the two female dogs that are in my office I may stay though

and my female executive assistants of course can also stay I was referring to the lady dogs there I'm not a sexist I'm Clarence Boniker but I'm not a sexist God yeah so interesting for dog man I thought that would be a nice update.

$85 million globally on a $40 million budget. So good for you, Dogman and your weird dick. In at number, yeah, Steve, what do you got? Really quickly, Pete Davidson alert, I thought that that was the worst part of the entire night was the Pete Davidson Lorraine Newman bit that went on for four hours and 41 minutes. Oh, I like that. I like the Lorraine Newmanness of it all.

Sure. I wasn't a fan of that Pete Davidson recurring bit. But he's like the joke, and it's not. very funny like i like you just look at lorraine newman sure that's no problem but you know things need to happen let's watch problem child too then they're representing the modern era by having that part be not funny right yeah i think that's wonderful uh the old timers that that participated in sketches i thought were mostly pretty charming uh mike myers doing his long ex mother-in-law which is pretty funny yes very funny

uh all right in it uh number three here and this is a fantastic this is like a white rhino of box office results you guys i'll tell you right now in it three was hard eyes oh here's what's going on with hard eyes um second week the hold was so good you guys it's actually more than it made the previous weekend so rarely happens but here we go 10 million bucks up 20% from its opening weekend. It's actually Valentine's Day. So you have your actual, like, there wasn't even a big rum.

Holdover. Um, movie out. That's like, that's it. That was kind of, was the gorge supposed to be a Valentine's Day? I don't know. I was.

I guess so, but, okay. It was released on Valentine's Day. Not in theaters. That's an Apple Plus property. But, like, that's,

I guess, the closest you would have to actual Valentine's programming. My wife and I did go to the movies. on Valentine's Day. We went to see autofocus at the anthology film. Romantic. I love that. Very romantic film. Sold out house with the, how many

freaks exactly? Oh, no, it was like 19 people. It was fantastic. But still clapping at group, grope. Love, it's a group grope. It's the line of the movie. It figures you're going up my ass, Carpe. Did you get the old tripod out when you got home? Or what?

Yeah, so pretty cool. It's like, it never, ever happened. happens at the box office. So very good on hard eyes. It's got legs. It's got good word of mouth. Coming at number two, thing I tried to see over the weekend and didn't get to it. Paddington in Peru here making a, you know, a decent little splash here, $13 million. It's already at $116 million globally. It's been open in multiple territories around the world for several weeks. Now, I know it's more of a children's property, but could lovers go to this and enjoy it? I think so. I think that's probably, you know, a build a bear. You'd give your, your lover to build a bear. You could watch a bear be built. I believe a teenager couple could get away with going to this. If you were a, you know, 20 or 30 year old, I might cock an eyebrow, maybe a little bit. Well, what about two 40-year-olds that were trying to see it over the weekend? How does that? You've crossed the Rupacom. How does that tickle you? Yeah. We're listening. We're big fans of Paddington movies in this house, man. And we would have seen. We would have seen.

it were it not for the alamo strike that we didn't know anything about oh really i did we don't uh we don't cross picket lines in this house so we just miserably went home yes uh i i also know that they've met i i i do i would i would be more uh pressed to see it if uh paul king was coming back i really like him i think he's a good director i was not crazy about wanka uh which is what they didn't why he didn't do this uh yeah yeah because wankka's wonka's bad. Well, it's not good, but it's huge. My thing with these Paddington movies, man, I was

like, hey, question one, is Paddington in it? Okay, excellent. Question two. Does Ben Wishaw still do the adorable voice for Paddington? Oh, he does? Oh, excellent. So then I'll see it. I don't know. That's what I need. That's the charm, man. I mean, like, other stuff around it in those movies are great, but

Wishaw, doing that voice. He's just fucking adorable. How can you get over it? It's incredible. Way less adorable, and we'll give our full review in just a moment, just to get the figures here on Captain America, Brave New World. Looking at 88.5 for the three-day, which after today's holiday, it'll be over $100 million for its opening weekend, which, hey, people actually came out for this one,

which is, you know, maybe more than we'll be able to say about Thunderbolts. I don't know. Well, we'll find out. We will find out. But, yeah, 88.5. And with that, interestingly, so $180 million budget. So it's got a ways to go. It's $192 globally with a B-minus cinema score.

And I didn't know this. B-minus, this is the lowest cinema score and MCU movie has ever received. Wow. Yeah. It's really crazy. B-minus is like the lowest. That's great. There wasn't, there weren't any big cameos, guys.

Where were the big cameos? Give me the cameo. Wasn't there the villain? Is that something from the comics? Yes. We'll get into it. We'll get into it. Oh, boy.

Yeah, so it's, you know, financially, I guess it's doing all right. Quality-wise, we'll see in a sec. But hey, how about this? Speaking of quality-wise, you know where there's going to be some top-tier quality? Was that? This July over in Oxford, England, where we are doing a three-night, six-show residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival. There's Felipe Severo's poster that he did. for this residency.

This is going to be wild. This is our European debuts. They're first time playing in the UK. We are doing two. We hate movie shows. One, we love movies, an animation, damnation, a nexus, and a gleep glossary entry, my boys. It is a lot.

These tickets are flying. I've been told you're going to want to get on this as soon as possible. Also, it's nice. It's nice to come out and see us. Support the show. Have a good little time in Oxford. I'm sure there's. other things around there.

Grab a pint, I believe. That's what we say out there. I want to grab a pint. Bookstores, if you still believe in those things. Yeah. And hey, you know, see us while you can. We don't know when our own government

may drag us out of our homes and kill us in the streets. That's true. And also, heart conditions. Mm-hmm. Well, also, I'm sure. You're going to want to make it out now.

I would put that one above the other one. Oh, my general belief. I'm not going to live to see Dogman, too. Mm-hmm. You're going to live to become a dog man yourself. Oh, God willing. Catman. He'll become Catman.

Then I'm allowed to sniff everyone's crotch. There you go. You'll finally stop getting yelled at. Yeah. Head over to WHMpodcast.com. Click on that tour page. All ticketing links for all six shows are there. And like Eric said, it's flying so fast, it's already half sold out.

So we're in mid-February here, folks. There's a long stretch of road till July. plenty of time for this residency to sell out entirely so you don't want to miss out on that. And also, speaking of stuff you don't want to miss out on, you know, maybe you want to buy a copy of the poster for us to sign for you while we're over there, right? So if you go to our website or the web store and pick up merch like a tour poster, like a tour show, we'll sign a T-shirt, we're not above that. Any and all merch that you buy, whatever kickback we get profit-wise is going to the center

for reproductive rights. Every quarter of 2025, we're going to be dumping whatever we make on merch that quarter to the center of reproductive rights. And that poster, as great as it is, is not on the store yet. It will be up there later today or tomorrow. Yes, that is right. This year, we are going both woke and broke. Because we will not take a nickel of your money.

We're going to give it to our woke charities. Yeah, and look, I got a coffee mug from the shop right here. you can take a look at this quality look at this wow look at this let's uh oh my god people look at that mug these are not the crummy crummy mugs these are the good ones that's right we do our own qvc show now these are mugs you can put in the microwave these are mugs you can put in the dishwasher folks you can take these mugs and drink from them outside i'm not saying any chips i'm hearing from dan in the back that we are not selling mugs anymore because they're too good quality the quality's too good on the bugs they're taking the mugs off the market

throw them out they're too good for people's eyes and hands get them out uh yeah so buy some merch kick into a good cause we're uh we're trying to do what we can here uh all right everybody let's get into it in greater detail the four of us this has been a rarity i think uh the four of us all got our buns out to the theater is the captain america brave new world oh my god yeah uh one please for Valentine's afternoon there I was there I was like a sap I just I'm going to say it right now I don't

appreciate them supporting communism with the Red Hulk I just I don't think it's right I think it's wrong I think it's evil that they're doing this if you are if you're Julius Ona and whoever else was involved in the writing and the creative parts

of making this movie I feel like when like everything was said and done you're like picture lock and then they were like cool our crack marketing team has your first look at the trailer and it just shows the entire red Hulk sequence and they were like but that's our movie yeah but that's you just showed so you want to show the thing that we're going to tease the whole movie as to possibly happening you want to show that and confirm so that when people go in the theater they're going to know that we confirm the thing that we're trying to tease in the movie Andrew that's that shows confidence I don't know

if you know anything about this, but that is what, it shows sure-footedness. We are going, we, we know this is going to be so good that we can tell you everything that's going to happen. It's so, it's so busy. It wasn't even that. It was in tied commercials. There's a tied commercial

with the Red Hulk in it. It's like, that's the twist in a goddamn movie and it's in a fucking tied commercial. I got to get all these bloods out of my presidential shirts, you see. Well, there were stuff you didn't see common in the movie. I did not expect an Israeli superhero and especially during

right now so they left that out for a reason from the marketing well they left that out of the movie too uh they definitely got good seat on it and like she is cut to shit I don't this is Shira Haas as Ruth Batsaroff is the character I don't think that it was a great idea to begin

with I don't think that it's well done I think that she is an absolute weak point of the movie I actually I think I like this movie more than everybody else on this tier still gave it two stars on Letterbox, so I can't quite get there, but it exists in the real world. There are, like, actual things that I understand, like trade negotiations and treaties and stuff like that. And actually, I like the bit of, I like A-Cing Carl Lumbly on the big

screen, always going to get me with that. And I actually like Ant-Man, not Ant-Man, his speech at the end of the movie about how hard it is to be, he won't say why, but he will say how hard it, the pressure he feels to be the new Captain America. and like if he makes one mistake and yada yada yada like that's the movie that's not the move you know what I mean like all that stuff like there's an emotional chord of the movie movie that kind of falls apart but then the plot happens and the plot sucks shit and that's kind of the problem like the movie itself is very good and I'm so sick and tired of having like here's our superhero with his cool power with the super wings I'm going to give that to the guy right next to him too like now they both have it I'm like well then nobody's fucking special Yeah, I don't know. Can there be like, get like a dude with like, I don't know, electric powers that come out of his hands. And then he's Captain America's partner. Well, what's the point of having bets if you can't hedge him?

I mean, this, yeah, I just kind of immediately was not engaged with this. Like, I didn't like Harrison Ford's performance. I didn't like anything really about it. And as you said, I mean, the roll up really did taint it because I had seen so much. there was no real tension to it. I know where this is all leading. And because you're putting it all on that in the movie itself, while you're watching the movie,

they're all being like, what's wrong with the president? I'm kind of angry. What's wrong to president? I'm like, okay, I don't really care because I know what's going to happen. And like, so that taints it to begin with. But like, I am,

I am straining to remember parts of this. It is so liquid. It just goes away immediately. To Steve's point, I do like that it takes place in reality and there's not like hey i'm captain america from earth 18 showing up to teach you the ropes or whatever but the fact that there's no multiverse and they didn't wrap that up yet made me wonder like is it coming is it around the fucking corner it was distracted right

yeah like when is the multiverse going to come out and like you know sort of like harpooned this movie in a way and just kind of like make it worse than it's already digging its own whole i just can't bring myself to congratulate them for not putting a turd in my sandwich yeah i just can't be brought to do that i get it it is better than the other option but like i just cannot celebrate that at this point but it is just so dull i almost walked out honestly you would have been justified i also sorry can i just say justice for tim blake nelson like sure she wants to be a comic book movie villain from like 20 years ago this ain't it this ain't it i mean it they just cut his role to nothing and like i was actually every time tim blake nelson's on screen

like wearing green face pain i'm like hey that's like a movie that i would have almost watched you know what sure you know what i thought he was i thought he was a scroll yeah i mean because you know what happened more recently than tim blake nelson in the mc u scroll shit dude yeah the fact that this is a pseudo direct sequel to a movie from 2008 like this movie is doing the like oh man sam wilson's like the Barack Obama of superheroes, right? And it's fucking coming out, or it's coming out being a direct sequel to a movie that came out when he was first elected president.

Like, I can't believe that they went back to 2008, and they were like, well, everybody's wondering what happened after the end of Incredible Hulk. We fucking know the dude was around doing other stuff. Like, it's so stupid that they're like, what was Thunderbolt Raw stuff? Like, no one gives a shit. No, but no.

If you wanted Tim Blake Nelson to do this leader thing, you should have resurrected him in some other place between now and 2008, I couldn't believe it. And like, yeah, dude's game, it's not like he's opposed to putting a big dumb-looking brain on his head and walking around. He did it for this movie, but do it, I don't know, at least 10 years ago.

Well, they just clearly didn't have, I mean, this is why they did, they revealed Red Hulk when they did. They had no confidence in this movie whatsoever. It was like, who's going to see this movie? Please see it. Red Hulk is in it. That's something, right?

Like, you know what I mean? I know that's the whole twist of the movie and it actually ruins the movie to watch to see this in a commercial, but then maybe you'll get your ass in the theater and maybe we'll make some money back on this. And it's connected to the series that people I think care the least of the falcon

who interest. That is the thing because I think Lumbly was in that. Yes, he was and so was Joaquin. Hey, Joaquin. This is my friend, Joaquin, of course, yeah. You know what else was confusing to me? Gene. Joaquin.

That was very confusing. But Dean Carlo Esposito is Sidewinder. They're calling him Sidewinder throughout the thing. And then they suddenly switch and be like, what did Serpent want with it? I'm like, was his name Serpent or Sidewinder? But I guess he worked for an organization called Serpent.

It's badly written. I shouldn't have to strain to figure out what your character's names are. Well, they're trying to set up the Serpent Society thing. And this is a reshoot. This is Reshoot number seven. No, but there's a thing called the Serpent Society. in society? Yeah, and that's not at the

movie. I mean, it is sort of, I mean, it's very clearly like, because I mean, I think Giancarlo Esposito did this shit in, like, December. Like, this was his Christmas vacation. Like, just, just, just, just, just, to swoop it and save this movie. Like, it just, you want me to do what? Well, I suppose

I will. It's him and Copperhead is the other big fella who's beaten the shit out of him in the beginning. And let's dress these guys as snakes, folks. If they're dressed these snakes in the comics, let's get a, come on. Or even give him a slither siblings kind of a thing.

That'd be kind of fun. At the very least a wild at heart, Nick Cage jacket. Yeah. Snake skin. Let's do it. Here's the thing. If you amp up all of that stuff

and make it more comic booky, you have stuff to show in your trailer that doesn't have to be the red hole. You can be like, look at Gus Fring. Dude, look, bugging out, dressed up like a huge asshole snake thing for some reason. I'll go see that movie.

This should all be on the path to turning into because you know you want to spend less money on these things. You know that you want to give these two directors who can just fucking work through stuff. So what is the path for you? The path is this very clearly. The new Captain America

or the new Falcon actually, I think, get it to eventually be Jason Statham. Eventually have him be that because then you know it's Jason Statham movies. Yeah, I would go those. Without Jason Statham movies with the silly snake people and the silly fucking you.

Do you have an owl society like Batman? Get the owls in here. Like feather people. I don't care. at least will be silly enough to actually, like, I will pay attention to it because it's so stupid. I kind of agree. I mean, like, have some, I mean, that's what you're trying to say is have some fucking fun with this shit.

Air it out a little bit. We are on movie 27 of this experiment. We'll follow you to sillier places. And, like, I don't know why. Again, like, Wolverine has to be in the exact costume or else it's fucking absolute dog shit. but everything else has to be in everyone else is in a suit that's just like says serpent guy on it like no no no like let's do it right right but speaking of wolverine folks it's coming they're setting it up this whole thing it's been a setup you've been set up right more adamantium discover well that's the other thing right so like the adamantium being discovered on one of those celestial islands from eternals does anybody remember that donkey shit this this movie this movie is like hey everybody Like Harrison Ford leans over, he's like, they told me to tell you for some movie called Eternal something or other.

That big fucker there that I'm talking about the speech and the upcoming exciting scene I'm about to do. That's from that movie. So everybody remember the eternity or what was it? Like it just feels like that's in this movie. It's just being explained. There was once a movie called Eternals and this thing happened to it. I will say objection. I actually like Harrison Ford in this movie.

I think he's having fun. It's silly. It's. It's not, it's not too silly. I mean, I think the, I don't dislike him. That's, that's Chris that said that.

I think he's pretty, yeah, that is just me. The, the issue is obviously, politically, it's just sort of like, oh, we're ever going to hold

the U.S. President accountable for anything. I don't know about that. I don't think that's ever going to happen. Dude, for a movie with so many fucking characters named after snakes, it's completely toothless. Yeah.

This is not, not good. Also, the tension of going to war with that certain foreign power, I don't think so. Yeah. If you want,

you could have made it China. Maybe they're more exciting. But the box office. That's why, I'm sorry, but that's why, like, we need more parmastans in movies again. You know what I mean? Like, just a movie that, where you can just be like, that nation is clearly something for China,

but we're not saying it because foreign box office, but also like, you know, you make it walk and talk like China. People get what you're putting down and your movie's kind of doing something. You are asking for an ocean of YouTubers be like, Cowards! Cowards! But they've done it before, Chris, right?

Was Avengers 2, right? It was the Wachovia Bank bank. Yes. Wachovia Bank branch they invade. Sarkovia. Sarkovia. Sarkovia. Isn't Iron Man the OG? Isn't that a Parmesan situation too where he winds up in? Because I don't think he's actually, I don't think he's in Afghanistan or whatever.

I think it's just. Oh, that's interesting. I don't remember. He was still allowed. So, yeah, I can see him maybe. All you beautiful people in the chat here that have more. more information than us. What what countries Tony Stark

fucking around in? Someone says it's no, it's Afghanistan. Oh, it is Afghanistan. That I'm totally wrong. Sorry for us. But again, like, you know, that was that was, that was when the fucking Incredible Hulk came out. That was a different time for making these movies. My argument is that they should

the, the YouTubers should have the meltdown and revolt and you should not care because then like, what, is that really going to stop them from seeing movies? Of course or not. They're going to, they got to cover the movie for their YouTube channel. Are you crazy? Hello. Could you imagine a bunch of losers

covering something for their YouTube channel? What are you talking about? Did you imagine? Hey, so we got the big drawing to get to. We're coming up. We're already past the half hour mark here, but I do want to get it out now just because it comes out

this Friday, everybody. It's a big, big recommend for me in the new Oz Perkins movie, The Monkey. I caught this. at a screening just last week. So still kind of fresh from my mind. I'm still thinking about it. Just like to really quickly lay it out,

it is like the darkest of dark comedies. It's a goofy as fuck movie. The kills are amazing. Do not go in expecting long legs. It's like the pendulum has swung the other way from long legs. It's goofy. It's in on the joke. It's very Stephen King.

Like, Oz Perkins' sensibilities match up with Stephen King very nicely. the dude from White Lotus as he's playing the twin brothers. Theo James, yeah. He's absolutely great playing two characters. It's a big, big recommend. You guys should see it. Everybody out there should go see it.

Look for it. Oz Perkins doing a really funny, like, dirtbag uncle role for a little bit, which I had me laughing as well. But yeah, just to get out there that it is like a straight up it is a black comedy. No two ways about it. It is not a

serious horror movie at all um so all right are you dudes ready oh yeah oh my god we're gonna have to get into it because here we are folks is the 2025 listener request month now if you're unfamiliar if you somehow some reason turning in tuning in uh and you don't know what this is every march uh the listeners and patrons of our fine shows get to tell us what we're going to cover for the vast majority of shows uh that we cover so for instance Mel Road 2 and O is not an option for this. You can't do it. No, because if my God,

then we skip over something seedy that Mel Silver does, they're lost. Heavens no. Heavens no. We should say, Steve, how many, we got a lot of calls, right? This was like, how many, hundreds? Hundreds upon hundreds. It's close to a thousand between the two.

That's wild. A lot of stuff. A lot of good stuff. I want to say, is this our oldest theme month? Or does summer block? Started. I don't know. It's one of those two. You have to ask someone who listens to the show.

Yeah, that's a good point. By in the chat, anybody know that one? So we have four Tuesdays coming up in March. So that means that we're going to be drawing four separate we hate movies titles. We also have a We Love Movies, an animation, damnation, a gleeplessery, and a nexus to get through. So what do you think about this? What if we do one We Hate Movies episode and then one of the bonuses and then go back to a We Hate Movies. See what I'm saying?

Tees out these big WHM episodes. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. So, all right. I'm going to, since you did all the calls, Steve Sadek, go up first here with your first we hate movies episode drawing. All righty. All these things. You know, every fucking year I print these things out.

and every year I'm like next year I'm gonna make it a bigger font so it'll be easier to cut out and it never ever happened huh did not happen I started writing mine out with self helping out that just helped it's easier to read yeah it sure is all right so here we go first one

we are going to watch ooh wish upon which is this oh boy this is a Joey King movie with I want to say Ryan Felipe is in it it's a a crooked wish movie like oh be careful what you wish for horror oh from about like six years ago maybe 2017

yes right yeah wish upon a plus really excited about that one it's been a Steve select for a while I'm very excited oh is it like a like fairy tale time set or is it like present day kind of present day like I think you get like there's some sort of like haunted artifact that she comes upon and it's like wouldn't that be funny if you could wish upon this and then you can't wish upon it. Yeah, yeah, you can't. Look how tiny this fond. Yeah, yeah, you can't. It's just not in some

Jesus. Yeah, no, you got to you got to up that. Yeah, okay. Wish upon, I'm pulling up here, 2017. John R. Leonetti is the director, and I feel like we've covered something this dude did. Well, he's direct, oh, yes.

From the director of Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Excellent. Great, great director. Great director. that's a good pedigree more of a cinematographer these days he lends the first conjuring movie insidious chapter two of course he shot the motion picture joe dirt oh wow okay very nice uh all right our first uh patron it's the uh why don't we do the w lm chris cabin i believe that is you who is the big one this is the big one so i'm using my uh king gizzard and the lizard wizard wizard hat here love it nice this is the big one this is the big one because we all have to watch it tomorrow to record the episode on Wednesday.

I hope it's one that we could all see easily. All right. Okay. If not, we'll have to get your friend Cameron Rippy on the case. Well, yeah, well, he is. Is he out of jail? He is, thank God.

The petition went through, and we're all good. Oh, no, don't. No, no, no, no. It's good. In the line of fire. Ooh, all right. Yeah.

It's a big baby. I love it. I bought the disc recently. This is great news. Of course, it's on President's Day. This is all, you know, it all taking shots at the big guy. Let's just say, I'm going to do it here just so I don't have to think about it again. Parody everything I say on that episode.

Yes, exactly. It's all. There you go. A full parody on all of that. Let's not get arrested this month. Let's go for it. Might have to do not only the ad three cut on Patreon, but the unsubed. censored edition. Yes, please. Like a DVD from

2003, you get the uncensored edition, you see. Yeah, if they want to throw us in jail, $5, please. Yes, exactly. A nice morning visit from the FBI. Live from Gitmo, here comes our new live show. Oh, nice. Change these out to bars. It would be great. Yeah, exactly. That was a way more annoying new metal theme song. Totally. All right, let's see. So that was one WHM there for Steve Sadek. Eric Sisko, why don't you go the next W-HM.

W-HM now. Check. Big money, big money, no whammies, no amies. Oh, Dr. Pepper Hat. Yes. And they said it couldn't be done. Did they? I don't know. Mr. Popcorn was razzed him and said it couldn't be done. All right, you guys ready to be disgusted?

What is this say? Eight heads in a duffel bag. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Wow. No, that's a nice 70 minutes. episode. Oh, dude, if I ever fucking saw one. Is it, is it a, it's Joe Pesci and David Spade?

Yes. Ooh, David Spade is not the main guy. No, think. Okay. He's like a, he's like, uh, Steve Correll in Little Miss Sunshine. Oh, Christy Swanson. We've got stuff to talk about here. There's stuff there. Don't, don't, don't worry about that. It's definitely, uh, one of those movies where like the eight is the number to. That's how you know good. Has anyone seen this one before? I never have. Okay, I've never had.

I used to be on TV all the time. I have the faintest, like, I maybe tried to watch this in Greened Out. Directed by Tom Schulman, which you guys know as well as I do more as a screenwriter. Oddly enough, things like, What About Bob? And Dead Poets Society. Wow.

And the movie that made Gene Hackman retire. Welcome to Mooseport. You know why it's a special talent. Absolutely. Oh, wow. Also screenwriter on Honey I Shrunk the Kids. Shit. Oh, and medicine, man?

Dude, this guy's just a fucking embarrassment of riches and stay tuned. It's the aunt. Yeah, he lost the cure for cancer. He can't remember where he put it. I'm goddamn. I lost the ants. All right. That was a W.H.M.

So let's do, Steve Seda. you're up with animation damnation sure uh if we're doing showing hats this is from the west kill brewery a brewery a couple of friends of mine own up in uh west kill new york near the catskills go to the west kill brewery please beautiful

facility beautiful area great part of the country okay so animation damnation there we go i got it it is uh oh uh daria oh okay depth takes a holiday. It's Daria, folks.

Have we done Daria before? I don't believe we have. I don't think so. I forget. I honestly forget. I'm pretty sure we have not. And I hope, well, actually, fuck. No, guaranteed,

a Paramount Plus is just going to have whatever garbage bed music is going to be just like a 90210. Oh, yeah. We're going to have to guess on that. There's probably a website that tells you. Yeah, no, there definitely is. There definitely is.

It just reminds me that I'm pretty sure somewhere in like a there's a binder somewhere in this room that I think has the complete series on on Blu-ray. So I hit Control F on our animation damnation page confirmed we've never done Daria before. No Daria I thought we might have I mean

I remember liking the show. I love the show I did too much. Yeah very excited about that yeah I fucking love Daria nice change of page there are some things where it was like boy if this gets selected there's like a really low-res garbage file on YouTube

thankfully Darya more than available yes all right I'll go next on the next W HM selection got my my Knicks hat here mm-hmm oh Christ get me a good one the H's O the H's O you guys all right here we go just doing one let's make sure there's one all right hats going on the ground love it it is oh yeah it's uh link the elizabeth's shoe killer monkey movie yes love that okay that's i love this that's a good one that's a good one oh look

i'm almost getting it in focus yeah i kind of yeah photo evidence yeah there we go there we go it's a 1986 motion picture called link great scary uh scary little kid of the video store VHS cover. It's a freaky poster. It is not Shachma. Watch out because that came around the same time.

And Andrew, just good news for you, dude. That just came out on 4K. So you can just stay. Oh, yeah. Perfect. Let's get that tax right off going. All right. Let's see. Mr. Siska. How about we figure out what's going on in the Gleap Glossary? Oh, my God. Now, check out this hat I got for Gleap Glossery. Okay. We had to fish a skull out of there. It was bones, viscous, and blood. Uh-huh. We got to, you got to cross your fingers here for either they're Elon, Slees-Bagano or Porkkins. These guys have been on the list for years. And neither of them. And they get multiple call-ins. Oh, yeah. That's what I was going to say. Like half of these are either Porkens or Slees-Bagano. So we'll see if it's your year or not, guys. Come on, guys.

Malikil, the Rancore Keeper. Whoa. Okay. Y'all said, how are you doing 15 minute episode? Yeah, well, this is the, yeah, this is the big heavy set fella that cries about the rancor. I love that. I love that we're just going to have Elon Slees Bagano and Jack Porkins forever in the hat. The math that ever, we should have, I mean, like for WLM, it should have been heat. There's like so many heat calls in for WHM that it's not ready to rumble is or the Book of Henry yet again.

just love one left we'll love one left we'll see yeah that's true um forgot to mention by the way that uh the director of link is richard franklin who did that disastrous blue lagoon among other things um so yeah so eric what do you think dude is there a is there a robust entry for this fellow probably now we'll see i'll go through it will be an honest show it's actually mala keely uh please correct my pronunciation the chat i know you guys know the made-up language better than i do because someone no uh uh i guess this was like an auto correct situation it says kill here when it shouldn't so sons of bitches um well that's exciting i'm excited to talk about that guy sure yeah

it's going to be mostly about that scene i get the feeling but yeah but then also his storied history and you know the military yes so i think we should do the nexus next and then final draw. We'll need the last draw. That's the move. Oh, hang on then. Hang on then, Steve. Sorry, I'm just trying to keep the tension. The tension.

Stop trying to edge on the live stream, Steve. Jesus. All right. So, with this, by the way, took out anything that you requested that was a two-parter. Look, folks, we don't got time for that. All right. Yeah, we do two-pointers still. Fucking 47 minutes is enough. Come on. All right. Here we.

go the nexus now we're doing now of course we do two of these bad boys so uh let's see all right here we go first we'll do one at a time come on there we go all right so first up uh the deep space nine episode fascination okay okay never heard that one uh yeah let me see season three episode 10 an unexpected burst of passion sweeps through the station during a Bajoran festival resulting in odd combinations of couples

so I think it's a horny we're talking to a horny episode that's so yeah dude we're swinging we're swinging just straight up fisting in Star Trek the picture is like I want to say is that quark and some other lady and she's like am I attracted to quark?

no you're not there's something terrible going on well hey here's the thing though no dude here's the thing guys get ready for the boner killer uh also guest starring luaxana troy oh boy here we go she is visiting for the bajoran gratitude festival so she's gonna fuck the boss i've never had gratitude for luxemano troy all right no no why would you it's one of the worst characters ever produced. All right, here we go. Number two. The other portion.

Honestly, it's probably going to be another, if it's not back-to-back DS-9s, I will be surprised because the DS-9s got a lot of them outweigh the rest. All right, here we go. Come on, just one, just one. DS-9's The Visitor. Okay.

Wow, double DS9. We got a had a couple of the visitor. Surprise, we still, nobody has gotten out to the hollow suite. That one was fucking ever. Oh, the baseball, yes. Oh, the visitor is actually a really great episode. We've got some,

I believe we've got some Tony Todd, if it's the one I'm going to know. Yes, Tony Todd is adult Jake. I like this. Yes, that's right. It's a good Cisco and Jake episode. Oh, I did. The late great Tony Todd.

Yeah, Cisco, like, travels in time. I believe when Tony Todd passed away, actually, friend of the show, the great writer Angelica J. Bastion wrote about Tony Todd. And one of the things she did was not only talk about Candyman, but also this particular episode of DS9. So it's a big known episode, so that's pretty cool and pretty disparate episodes of DS9.

So that'll be a lot of fun. All right. Whoever's got the last W.H.M. Is that Chris Cabin? Let's see what we are closing out. you know using i don't know no guarantees that we will do the w hems in the order they're being drawn no no i almost said closing out the month with but not necessarily now this is in my perfume genius hat of course excellent great man uh okay

let me want come on want something big want something big come on big money let's go Papa needs a new WHA okay I got something here he's got something

I can tell oh Jesus a low down dirty shame oh no oh yes this is a Keenan Ivory Wayans movie where they were trying to make Keenan and I

Rewan's a star. Like an action hero. Yes. Like an ultra-violent cop movie. 1994. Yes, sir. It's sort of like a neo-noir. Like, he's a private detective, right?

I had this taped off TV because I was like, I love this fucking movie. I read to this so many times. I don't know what. And it's not very good. No, it's not good at all. No, no. Oh, yeah. Him, Jada Pinkett.

Charles. that's Stutton, Charles There's a lot, I think there's a lot of gay jokes in this. I want to Oh, sure. Hey, sure, you know. Yes. Because I'm just looking at the Wikipedia, it says, with the help of Peaches and her homosexual roommate

Wayman, I'm like, I can imagine that's not going to go well. I'm already seeing a path. Well, this is quite the line up here. I don't know, maybe we will probably move those 90s movies apart, do something in between. Yeah, we can see. something out but the lineup as it stands is wish upon 2017

eight heads and a duffel bag 1997 link 1986 and a low down dirty shame from 1994 WLM in the line of fire really excited about that yeah and animation damnation Daria depth takes a holiday that's exciting yes uh gleep glossary will be the rank core keeper maybe i won't embarrass myself by mispronouncing his name.

I'm not too familiar with the culture down on Tatooine. Yeah, well, they were all, you know, the whole estate was just offended by the mispronunciation. Yeah, I know. The estate is sadly dearly passed on. And the Nexus, deep space nine fascination, deep space nine is the visitor. There we go.

I was looking up what this Daria episode is Daria Encounters come on with the ads already on the fucking fandom. All right, let's see. Daria Encounters two kids identifying themselves as Cupid and the St. Patrick's Day

Leprecon who claim that Christmas Halloween and Guy Fox Day have left Holiday Island and gone to Laundale to start a band. That is a lot. Hey, St. Patrick's themed episode. That's exciting. It's coming up next month.

That's true. That's true. So seasonally appropriate. We always try to be seasonally appropriate around here. But that's it. That is going to do it for the drawing. A lot of great stuff. Thanks to everybody who, you know, either wrote an email if you were doing a Patreon thing or did the calls. Calls can be very anxiety inducing. I totally get it. So good on you for leaving a voicemail. And we should say if you have a problem with the selection or the lineup, you got no one to blame but yourself. That's absolutely true. Vote harder. Call harder, yes. But hey, we have to get going because we literally have to get ready to record the episode on In the Line of Fire pretty soon.

But we do have a packed week here. We just want to let you know about including tomorrow. Wait, what you worry. It continues with a big one, folks. This is our discussion of primal fear. The better than it has any right to be legal thriller, the kind of legal thriller they don't make any more, folks. You can get that episode. episode totally 100% commercial free on our Patreon at the $8 level and up patreon.com slash

we hate movies. We're also this week on Thursday. Speaking of animation, damnation, we're still in the love vibes around here. We're still, you know, shaking off Valentine's Day. So we're talking about Arnold's Valentine, which was a appropriately themed episode of Hey Arnold, which, hey, we didn't hate it. We were actually surprised how well that held up. I saw some chatter online.

to hate this one. No, we didn't. So there you go. If it's a sacred cow to you, do not fear. Come on in. Yeah, there you go. Take your presumptions and go have an open mind. Some rat, hold up quickly. Some rat bastard just scared me. He's like, there's actually five

Tuesdays in March and I just triple check. There are not. Don't fuck with me on this one. Wow. Before. And it's been a bad situation. Yeah, like, what the fuck? T. Mills. Get a calendar, man. Uh, and also rounding out the week, Friday, uh, we're going to close things out with this month's, uh, gleepe glossary.

All about Lobot, Eric. Mm-hmm. Yes, Lobot. I'm so excited. Mm-hmm. Lobot and, uh, our rundown of skeleton crew, uh, all that found in the episode. Oh, Eric's got the Dr. Pepper hat on now. I really like that. Uh, make, you're making me thirsty, dude.

I know. I know. I need, I need popcorn. All right. Well, let's get you fed before you start getting all Joe Pescher. angry. Thanks for a lot for tuning in everybody. Have a great week. Catch all the shows. Enjoy them. And until next Monday, I've been Andrew Jupin. Stephen Sadek. Eric Siska. Chris Gavin. Have a good week, y'all. Bye-bye.