We Hate Movies - S15: On-Screen Live 2.24.25 The White Lotus Season 3 (So Far), WHM's Oscars Predictions, A Bad Secret Movie™️ & More!

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

On this week's On-Screen Live, we're checking in on the start of the latest season of Mike White's The White Lotus, reviewing a really not-great Christoph Waltz Secret Movie™️ called Old Guy, anal...yzing the weekend box office & making some predictions for who's gonna win what on Hollywood's Biggest Night! On-Screen Live airs Mondays at noon/eastern on our YouTube channel! U.K. and European listeners: be sure to snag your tickets for our 3-night, 6-show residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival, happening this July 18-20! All show and ticketing info is available on our website. Through December 2025, we’ll be donating all proceeds from our Tee-Public store to the Center for Reproductive Rights. Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new GHOSTHEADS, Too Old for This Shit, Forrest the Universal Soldier, and Jack Kirby designs! Pick something up and support a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Please. What's going on, welcome. on-on-on-on, this is our show for Monday. February the 24th, we have a lot to get to get to talk about a really stupid secret movie. We're talking about some prestige television. And of course, we're talking about the Oscars. They're coming up next Sunday, y'all. Get ready to watch it or not. Congratulations all the SAG Award winners last night. Watch that on Netflix. Hey, Ted Serendos. Get all the money in the world, man. You can't pay for a fucking technically, we'll talk about that. We'll talk about that. We'll talk about the
Starting point is 00:01:04 because, of course, but I want to bring in my three best buds in the world so we can get to it. First up, you know them, you love them. You're going to love this fucking t-shirt. This is Steven Sadek. That's right. Yeah, this is the animated X-Men t-shirt thing. People enjoy that, right? The animated X-Men. That's right. Last year, starring Theo James, star of The Monkey. Oh, yeah, I forgot he's doing that. Mm-hmm. We'll let you, we'll let you give some monkey thoughts at the highest gross dude, because I heard, uh, uh, you saw it over the weekend. I did monkey fever. No, I, I don't need that monkey fever, dude. That's the last thing. It's way better than bird flu, I heard, though.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Uh, speaking of dudes, uh, currently infected with monkey fever right now, Eric Siska. Yes, I know you disparaged Netflix at the top. I'd like to retract that and say, I'm sure they work very hard. Okay. Not hard enough. I mean live TV is a new concept so it's not like that It's true. That's true. That's actually true. We're doing it now. Whoa. That's actually true. I'm gonna bring in our fourth but not final bud. Is that the final bud? None of us are dead yet. But hey, someday soon. But in the meantime, here's Chris Gavin. I'll take final bud. Doesn't the final bud? Like that's Fran Kranz and Cabin in the woods, right? Well, yeah, I guess if we were in a slasher film, you see. Yes. Yes. well what is life but a very long sacher film that takes fucking forever wow it's it's not exactly you're getting up the uh up the skull but you're getting something probably can't comes for us all dude
Starting point is 00:02:43 and the reaper comes for us all of course uh do some top of the box office really quickly here thought that was going to be a segue into like our in memoriam we should do maybe chris chris you know maybe we should do that when we do the farinas maybe we do the that on the show with some delicate music. We can put together. We can put together. That would be fine. I like that. There's there's going to be a wealth of people getting Farinaed next week. I would think so. It's a bit and I mean, every year it gets worse. So I assume. Yeah. People are dying in record numbers these days. Well, also just the way they're producing it. Like the wall of names is the stupidest fucking thing. That's pretty lazy. In my life. I'm like, like, like,
Starting point is 00:03:28 I like, man, man, man, no, no, they're just lazy. Chris, Chris, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, reputations. Yeah, it worked for the Vietnam war. So good enough. Yeah, I was going to say, for anybody, uh, just tuning in when Chris was talking about that, we were not talking about the Vietnam War Memorial. We were talking about the Academy Awards in Memorial. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Just to clarify that. Uh, but here we go. I'm going to do some top of the box office. these are movies that were this day in whatever year they came out. we go. Also, there we go. There we go. Everybody's sort of just reset. You were frozen actually. Yeah, for me as well. Oh, I was frozen. Wow. How about that? I think someone owes Netflix an apology. Exactly. Talk shit. Now you found out. I owe Netflix an apology. Fuck y'all. I'm not a billionaire. We had technical difficulties of our own. I didn't watch the SAG award, so I have no idea what you're referring to, but I'm sure it was
Starting point is 00:04:25 lovely. It was just, it was like, it was like fucking, it was like, you know, like, you know, you know, it was like, you know, it was like, you know, it was just like the production in the room. It was like, what are you, what are you doing? Um, anyway, the weird part about me being frozen though, for me, Chris was frozen and Eric and Steve were fine. So who the fuck knows? Anyway, this one, this film, top of the box office in 2000. It's a really obnoxious mafia comedy. True. The other one. Oh, the whole nine yards. Yikes. Nine yards.
Starting point is 00:05:13 I cannot believe. Every time I see Matthew Perry, I can't believe that happens. Oh, yeah. There's a sequel. There's a second one. Was the whole 10 yards? It is a whole 10 yards. It sure was.
Starting point is 00:05:22 You got to go up by one. Because then you're really. doing like, like the first one was nine. it's, it's the 10th movie. The last one, you see. And I believe that second one, get ready for Kevin Pollock in like age makeup playing like an old mafioso guy.
Starting point is 00:05:40 He's playing the father of the guy he kills in the first one. And it worked, like that's the thing is you could only do one sequel to that because it's nine, one beat, 10, one beat, 11, nah, no, no, there's no way. Yeah, this one was top of the box office right before the world ended in 2020. This is a legendary action star, adventure star, movie star teamed up with a CGI animal.
Starting point is 00:06:08 The Cgi-I animal, you say. Eric Spica hated this movie. That's Rampage, right? Nope. Oh, really? Oh, God. Yeah, I saw this movie. You know, I think I gave it a generous letters box radio.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Did you really? It was a bad time It was a bad time of the That CGI dog is one of the worst things I've ever seen Yeah like you couldn't get the animal trainer To figure something out with some actual actors You got Dan Stevens I believe Running around that thing with like a gun
Starting point is 00:06:36 Like I'm gonna get that dog Oh that's fun I thought you're gonna say Dan Stevens voice the dog In which case instant rental That makes more sense No it was just a regular dog right Yeah it's just a dog But they couldn't figure out how to film a dog
Starting point is 00:06:49 I guess is the idea That's a lie They just wanted to make a quick that's all. Maybe Harrison Ford was like, I don't want to work with a fucking dog. I'll work with a green screen. I told you I'm allergic. Harrison Ford was quite a delight at the Saga Awards last night. This next one? What's that? No, he didn't unfa. He looked like he wanted to, though, at certain points. This one is top of the box office this day in 2005. It's a romantic comedy starring a acting superstar and one of Adam Sandler's buddies. he's also
Starting point is 00:07:24 who's also a success not Rob Schneider. 2005. Is that only No, no, no, no. It was hitched. Oh, yes. I think Kevin James hits harder than the buddy of Adam Sandler. The man had King of Queens for crying out. I said he was a successful one
Starting point is 00:07:44 that wasn't Rob Schneider and you fucking said grandma's boy. So that's your problem. Sure. This one, last one here, was in 1995, February 24th, which is wild, because this movie was released December 23rd, still managed to be top of the box office this day. It's an action movie starring, well, an action legend,
Starting point is 00:08:09 and maybe Chris Cabin's favorite movie of 1994. It's a video game adaptation. A legend, you say. Mortal Kombat. In legend. No. Oh. Oh, nobody
Starting point is 00:08:28 What a reaction To the DeSuzza class. By the way, since we are on the topic of JCVD, this is going to sort of become like a TMZ show as well. Folks at home, check out
Starting point is 00:08:42 his online store's Instagram account right now. JCVD shop. It has been hacked and someone is posting photos of him with what they're alleging to be a mistress. So, that's a scoop, like, like, that's a scoop, huh? Also, like, talk about, like, a non-story, Jean-Claude Van Damme, the muscle from Brussels as a mistress, like, duh.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Well, yeah, one would think. What, what, what fucking story is that? He should take it public. That's, you know what? Oh, sure. End the story at this point. I love, I'm out. I thought it was a big scoop.
Starting point is 00:09:14 I thought it was a scoop. I thought I was giving us a scoop. I thought it's funny that, like, obviously, like, his wife or whomever, I'm going to hack you're just like, you're like, you're like, I'm going to hack you're just like, but it's, it's so funny. There's one photo of him drinking whiskey and it's like, drink my whiskey or whatever. And there's all these hashtags and it's like Christianity for some reason, Islam. Judaism spelled J.EW.D. Those are very popular, Eric. Those will get you a lot of, if somebody's looking under the hashtag Islam and then. that shows up. My favorite, Chris, my favorite. That's sad. I just like that Steve assumed that had married one of the goodfellers wives. Tiley, that's, excuse me, what did you do? You fucking Belgian pizza. The muscles from Brussels. There is a whore living in your
Starting point is 00:10:13 pianitaire. Do you understand the, uh-huh, living in your pediatric? By the way, chat. Me mentioning that, you don't have to buy anything. You don't have to buy anything to look at his weird photos that are being posted right now. Do you think also it was the thing where like the mistress meant to hack like his account but just like did the wrong one and how's just this store? It's like how much traffic is going to this JC? Not a time. Oh, I'm there all the time. It's got 39,000 followers. 30,000 of them are bots. That's Eric's homepage actually. do you have any merchandise you have any merchandise?
Starting point is 00:10:54 Of course I do. I was, that's what I was Does anyone have a dedicated? Do you like, I mean aside from just the opening Google screen that it'll be all you get whatever But like yeah They don't have like a home page Like I'm going to set this
Starting point is 00:11:08 As a home page No, for years it was IMDB And now it just it just opens to the safaris Like these are your bookmark links Would you like to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go out of the, I'd take it from there. Yeah, so that was top of the box office. Thought for sure Chris Cabin's going to get Street Fighter.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Oh, well. But we had some interesting stuff happen at the present day box office. Let's take a look at the numbers. This is highest gross. right, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, , nays jac too, continuing. Of course, uh, uh, in fifth and, uh, you know, another three million in week two here. Now, just for, uh, sort of an example or whatever, the original motion picture, uh, did
Starting point is 00:12:08 15 million in the U.S. all told. Right now, we're at 15 million domestic here, which is pretty crazy. It bumped up to 800 screens from 660s. So, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, that's cool. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, it's not at any of the theaters near me, but I would like to eventually see it. I watched a trailer, like, online, and it looks crazy. Like, the animation looks pretty nuts. Nice. I say more Chinese movies at the U.S. box office, because it's got to be better than what we got going to. Absolutely. Um, here was something, dudes, I'll tell you what, I think I'm, I'm going to be taking the plunge because I watched the trailer in full. over the weekend and was kind of cackling. In at number four was dog man.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Paul Verhoeven's dog man. The trailer shows a lot of the like operation or whatever and I'm like this movie is more twisted than they're letting on. Operation. My little babies to a movie and then we're ripping open a dog like I've got to tell you this Eric the surgeons voiced by Jeremy Irons. Oh, then then I'm taking the kids. I'm going to make him a dog man, a buddy of ours actually said, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, let's say, something like that. Uh, because I guess, uh, the kids are big fan of these books. Had a blast with dog man. Sure. There's novels. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's pretty well out there, Eric. Wow. You need, this is the, this is the impulse. This should bring you to write cat man.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Hell yeah. You are you are the person to do it. You just have to draw some heinous unholyness and then make it a child's fine. You get a cat from the side of the road that's been hit by a car. You combine it with a police officer or maybe a criminal right to fight the dog cop. You call it brundle cat is what you do. And then you put it into a little machine and then by oh, uh oh we also put a dolphin in there. And now it's a cat dolphin. Oh no. But it's a nice one. I guess it does fireman or something. Oh, it's all. It's all. It's, it's, it's all. It's, it's, it's, like, it's all. Yeah. It's, like, a firefighter. Maybe like, a dolphin dog is the mayor, perhaps. I don't know. Cat firefighter at the end of the book or movie, depending on, he gets a kid out of the tree. See what you're doing? Oh, now we're flipping the script. Exactly. You know, it's a good, good writing meeting, guys. Thanks. I'll tell you there's a couple of the trailer, because as Chris told us, like, like, like, like the villain is indeed, of some kind. And it's voiced by Pete Davidson. And you hear a little bit of it in the trailer. And it just sounds like Pete Davidson, but he kind of had a little too much coffee. Just a little too much. Okay. Just a little. Addressing this fellow in the chat. His website's fine. What is he talking about? Instagram or something? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So look this. What's happened in these photos? Oh, wow. Oh, all right. There. Oh, my goodness. A JCVD shop.com. At Instagram. Open an app. It's the only time I've heard you say that.
Starting point is 00:15:28 You just bummed because you need the shop to get back to normal so you can re-up some t-shirts? Pretty much. Well, this is you're going to get a Quest T-shirt, honestly. Where are you going to get it? That's true. I'll try to find that hat I have. Next week I'll be displayed.
Starting point is 00:15:44 It's not an ad. Fuck him. don't buy it. uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, you know, uh, uh, uh, uh, when, uh, when we're getting paid to tell you to buy deodorant. Like that's, yeah, exactly, you know, saying you enjoyed something or saying you bought something somewhere, not an ad. I, I am trying to get the rentals up on hobo with a shotgun. I'll, I'll, I actually am trying to do that. Get, go fucking watch a movie. It's a good movie. Uh, in it number three, where it was last week, Paddington and Peru, uh, uh, is still rocking and rolling here,
Starting point is 00:16:17 unfortunately, probably not going to reach the heights. predecessor here. We're looking at a 49% drop, made 6.5 mil this weekend. And the gross domestically here in the States is 25 million. Globally, it's 150 million. Just to give you an idea. Paddington 2, in the UK alone, made $326 million. And around the globe outside of the UK was $290 million.
Starting point is 00:16:42 So do you think they'll continue these, or is it back to the zoo for this animal? yeah i i i honestly don't know because you know because sony seemed wholeheartedly uh you know it's got to be too difficult to euthanize an animal in an outfit i mean maybe if you take the outfit off yeah you'd have to do that yeah first and foremost and that's not that's not good look that you're you're taking the you're disrobing a young animal i don't no thank you i don't want to see it i don't want to be near it i'll be I'll be honest with you. I will say, of course, Paddington gets, you know what, Pattington is Al-Salvador. And he's just, he's, he's, he's living on Bitcoin. And that's all his life from now on.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Why is he going to El Salvador? El Salvador is now on in Bitcoin economy kind of. Oh, okay. That's why lasting. So, you know, he, you know, you could go there. You know, you show that Bitcoin, it is, it is. isn't just a money pit for people. No, it's not. Maybe we could, I don't know, maybe Paddington would do with that big, uh, Bitcoin dude did on X the other day. Did you guys hear about that? No. What's this? Some fucking dude was like, hey, I've lost my last $500 in crypto or whatever via Condios and committed suicide on X and told people that when he's dead to make a fucking, meme coin in people did that. People crypto is it's the new meat oh baby way more dangerous Eric
Starting point is 00:18:25 like 10 not even 10 100,000 times more dangerous but yes in essence it is just that chilling story Jesus Christ yeah another scoop you got two scoops I'm bringing the vibes right down that dude love it public suicide on the
Starting point is 00:18:41 internet Excellent. Just as my platform intended to function. Comedy's back, check it number two. In it number two, a movie I had a ton of fun with, man. The monkey can't stop doing the monkey. The monkey. Neither could America, man.
Starting point is 00:19:03 14.2 mill over the weekend, not too shabby. Not the long legs, big gross. But again, this was not going to be long. long legs, but you know, this was, this was for the fifth horror movie, not too bad. so, you know, we'll see what happens. This is also, by the way, long legs being the first, this is now the second biggest opening for Neum. Well, that's, I think as long as he can keep on putting these things at number two in their opening weekend, they have a long fucking partnership ahead of them. Because they've already put out the poster of the monkey, the number one movie in America. that was in Marvel, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
Starting point is 00:19:44 , uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, uh, I, I think they, actually, they already have Oz Perkins next movie and in looking in some stuff to check out, uh, at South by in a couple weeks, they have a, neon is like, kind of locked and loaded with some interesting genre stuff. So, yeah, they're making some cool moves to separate themselves. Because like, when neon started, right, it was like, oh, it's kind of like a two floor light sort of, um, yeah, but I think that they've totally found their own interesting way and, frankly are kind of more at the current moment. Oh,
Starting point is 00:20:16 A2 bore instead of 4? I mean, That's just A2. I mean, 824 is just like their house style or what they consider their house style is becoming kind of boring to me. Again, like, a good director put out a good A24 movie, let's go for it. But like I just feel like there's a lot of mid
Starting point is 00:20:33 shit coming out of that studio later. Yeah, I mean, the next thing of those that I'm really excited for is the friendship movie. It's the new Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd, because, because, because, because of the other thing, you know, too, like, I think that house style, like, specifically affects them when we're talking, like, horror movies. Yes, yes. Like, they just, they are, like, tuned in to a certain kind of horror. Not even horror movies, but horror whatchits, where it's like, is it a horror movie or should I just walk out of this right now? That's kind of, like. Um, they have that I.O. That unicorn movie looks like absolute dog shit. Hard disagree. Really? I haven't heard of this one. Me neither. of a unicorn. Eric, I'm going to see it's a couple of a unicorn. I'm going to go. Paul Rudd. I'm down. It looks, it looks wild. But yeah, so we'll see where the monkey goes. I feel like it's going to be, I mean, because this is a decent shelling. It's not amazing. This will be, you know, when VOD hits and whatever. More people will be getting monkey fever. At least if my audience was, is to be taken. I think a lot of people didn't get what this movie was, the comedy element of it.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Like, they just, they just like, they just like, you should realize, is intentionally funny. And the deaths are punchlines to jokes, as opposed to not that. Because I think a lot of people were expecting, you know, long legs is like so intense and so dower and shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. My audience at least was just sort of like, they were nervous laughing. And then in the bathroom, I heard people like not understanding like, why did that?
Starting point is 00:22:06 That was so silly. I'm like, that's kind of the point. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah. I think, that's kind of like, the danger of the director, like, like, like, like, like, like the director of long legs and, like, like, like, from the studio that brought you long legs, like, but I think you also need to then follow that up with, like, you know, from the director and the studio that brought you long legs is another horror movie that's absolutely nothing like long legs. But it's also weird because you can't call it a comedy either. I mean, it is like the tone is humorous, but it's not a comedy.
Starting point is 00:22:38 I don't think you can brace audiences for this kind of thing. like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like it's, like, like, yeah, yeah, so then you say long legs, and that's the thing. Like, speaking of someone who just thinks it's, it's, it's okay. Uh, I think what the problem is, like, I have to understand that because I think, in parts of it, the balance is good. Uh, and other parts of it's not so good parts of it. And I think that, you know, I think that could be as much about what I'm complaining about. Yeah, I really love that. I really I mean, I'm speaking of all the A2-stile stuff. I love that it's taking the piss out of these like self-serious trauma horror movies a little bit, you know? Like, I think that's very funny to me. And I feel like that's why I was so excited watching it, like,
Starting point is 00:23:27 realizing what it was doing. I was hooting and hollering, man. And I, Steve, I think I had a similar crowd to you. And this was like, I got to go to like a letterbox screening where it was like, you know, letterbox tuned in people. And like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, you know, like, you know, you know, I'm never been to one of these letterboxed hosted screenings. What it would smell like in there?
Starting point is 00:23:53 You can be honest. I'll tell you what. So here's a funny thing about it. It smelled totally fine, thank God. And maybe it was because my nostrils were just getting burned out because the buddy that went with me to the screening got a buffalo chicken pizza before the movie's started, what was, what was, what was, so it's like a, so it's like a, you know what was like a lot of mouth right. So they had a publicist from neon there. And they had a cool, uh, you could get a t-shirt,
Starting point is 00:24:21 uh, it was like a t-shirt of the memorial service for the Oz Perkins character in the movie, which was cool. And I wanted the fucking t-shirt, right? Uh, uncle whatever he plays in the movie. And so we're waiting online. And the whole thing was you got a t-shirt after you spoke to a letterboxed person and gave your thoughts on the movie because they were filming it so they could so we're waiting on the line me and a friend of ours and we're like wanting these t-shirts and man here's where the letterboxing of it all came in because the pontification from these people because letterbox was filming them dude one guy spoke to these fuckers for like five minutes and we just left i was like no free t-shirt is worth this no for for uncle
Starting point is 00:25:08 Chips funeral. Well, well, like, like, like, like, like, like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's how I do it. You want to give them a big palette. You want them to make sure that they can get the one they want. Yep. Yep. So that was, you know. That's an argument for those short and sweet letterbox reviews. I know people don't like them. But that's, that's how I do it. Absolutely. And just a real quick, no surprise you're coming in number one was. Captain America, Brave New World. And I realized. by the way, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, I'm, um, is if you've never seen any other MCU movie. And I'll tell you what I mean, get a text, uh, from my mother, uh, asking me, she goes, uh, what's the difference between real D, 3D and RPX. And so I, I, I missed the text. I took a little while to get back to her and I was like, real D is 3D and RPS just means big screen, comfy receipts and a more expensive ticket. And she texts me back, can't talk. at the movies, my parents, I mean, my parents, I mean, my parents, like, like, I bet you,
Starting point is 00:26:16 have remembered the last time he was at the movies before the other day. Like, that's how infrequently they go to the movies together. Yeah. So, I text my mom later. I was like, hey, by the way, like, what movie did you guys, or like, what movie did you see, and with whom? Sometimes she'll go with her sister or whatever. But it was like an afternoon screening, and she goes, I went with your father, and I was like, blah, I was going to go, like, what the hell did you two go to the movies and see together? And of course, we're forgetting the Harrison Ford of it all. We went to go see Captain America.
Starting point is 00:26:44 And I was like, because that's interesting. They've never seen any of those movies. So they don't know the exhaustion and everything else. And they actually had a good time. So I know two people that like that movie. That's nice. You know, those are definitely sweet. Harrison Ford ticket buyers, right?
Starting point is 00:27:01 Oh, yes. No doubt about it. I saw a couple old ladies at my screening. And I'm like, they're only here. because I was going to say, did they, did they, did they did they, did they, did they, did they, but I, I, I did feel heat emanating from the space. I, I did smell crazy. Did you imagine being fucked by the Red Hulk?
Starting point is 00:27:24 Oh. Wow. That's a way to go out. That's how I'd like to be turned to sand. Actually, you know, I've never really, really thought about it, but why does the Red Hulk, I mean, like, OG Hulk, Mark Ruffalo's got dark hair. Why does he's got dark hair? Why? Because what happened? Here's what happened, dude. I think it was a deleted scene or something and maybe it'll be on the DVD. But what was going on was Tim Blake Nelson, given Harrison Ford them gamma pills, you know? Also, twice a week in some of them gamma pills, there was hair club for men. I see. So when the time came, just in case Thunderbolt Ross, you know, was a little self-conscious about being a gray-haired. Hulk just for men came in his hair too. there was definitely dick stuff in it.
Starting point is 00:28:15 something to get the blood flowing. Nice drug cocktail. Oh man. Hey, you know where we'll probably be having some cocktails, by the way, is in England this summer when we go to Oxford to do a three-night residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival, y'all. This is happening July 18th through the 28th. Um, man, man, um, man.
Starting point is 00:28:39 I'm all been be a lot of fun. We've all been a total pain in the dick this is. It's becoming tough to get there and see you folks in the UK and Europe. So come on out to the show and reward me for standing in a line. And taking 45 minutes to fill out of form and getting fingerprinted. I was thinking like, do we cancel the tour? Really? Honestly, like this is a lot of rigmarole.
Starting point is 00:29:05 So I want to see those seats filled. I got fingerprinted. Oh, I got fingerprinted. Oh, so you got the deluxe Yeah, you should check in there. Can I get fingerprinted again? Check in there for a ring or a watch. You might get a reward. Yeah, but all tickets are available for all six shows right now on our website, WHMpodcast.com. And yes, we have been saying it for a while now, folks, but it is indeed halfway sold out or more at this point. So we're seeing a lot. of folks. I love this dude. I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm looking the show account on there. And it's like, just got my six tickets. It's going to be an awesome weekend. I'm like, fuck yeah, dude, there's going to be some party animals at this day. I'm really excited. And by the way, if you think Felipe's rad ass poster art is, is worth
Starting point is 00:29:55 adding to your collection, which it definitely is. The good news for you all is if you buy merch from our merch store right now through the end of the year, you are helping out our donations to the center for reproductive rights, that is right. quarterly, throughout 2026, uh, uh, uh, money we make from our merch store to, uh, the center for reproductive rights. So when you do go by this show poster, you know, we'll sign some posters, we'll sign some t-shirts.
Starting point is 00:30:20 We'll sign a fucking coffee cup, whatever. Sign your tukas. Oh, yeah. Uh, that poster, by the way, is now available on our merch store and that's right, along with other good products. Now see, this is, now this is the ad, folks. We don't make a nickel. We don't make a nickel. We don't make it's on fire. We don't know. We're doing our best. That's right. That's right. So again, WHMpodcast.com. There's a link to the merch store there. Check that out. All right, y'all. We're going to talk some TV a little bit here. It's just started, of course. And we're not really, you know, in a position to get TV screeners, you see. So we just go week by week. So two weeks only so far. But the new season of the White Lover, has started. The third season now, the third season, the very popular, is here. We've got
Starting point is 00:31:12 some, I should say, I've only seen the first episode, didn't get around to it. Same, just the first one. I fell asleep last night, like an old man watching television. Now, Steve, as we talk about all the time off the air and stuff, like, you'll fucking fall asleep in a crashing plane. So, like, was so was so was it indicative of the of the timing of the was indicative of the second episode no it was indicative of drinking much and then watching a movie
Starting point is 00:31:39 and then and then putting on lotus after let's say hashtag sin I mean sure are you in your Alfred Molina and boogie nights like splatted out like yeah and that was snapping just snapping dude I'll say I like just to start like
Starting point is 00:31:57 maybe we go through like the factions of the groups, but the Walton Gagans, possible hitman coming to do a job and bringing his girlfriend is very interesting to me. And it's weird. I realize it's weird for me because I just think, I think Walton Gaggins and I think justified and I think with the clips that I've seen him, is he Baby Billy on him doing these cartoonish southern accents or whatever? And then you get to him and this and he's just talking like, and he's just talking, and I'm like, like, like, like, like, that's how, he fools me constantly. He's great. I think Parker Posey's amazing. I love the voice and affectation she's putting on for this character. Yes. That. Also, Jason Isaac's doing a really good southern accent.
Starting point is 00:32:48 I was pretty surprised. When I saw him as her husband, I'm like, how is this going to go? He's really good. And it's kind of fun to see him doing something a little lighter, uh, you know what I mean, is, I'm, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, like, uh, , uh, I've never, I've never, I've never seen this kid before and he doesn't like art old, but, yeah, he's good. I think he's really good. Like, I kind of like, honestly here, we're going to do it. Uh, positive nepo baby here. Yeah. Him and the, and the Navolo kid, both fucking good. They're both really fucking good at this. And Patrick Schwarzenegger sort of paid his dues working in like garbage movies for a while now.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he's a pretty boy. Uh, he's, Alessonovola's son is the other Oh, that's the other son is. And I think they're both I mean, I know this isn't in a show That was like, incest never Yeah, like Where is a little bit like, okay
Starting point is 00:33:46 So we're gonna play that card early Yeah, about as early as you can play it man That's pretty That's the thing is when a NEPO baby starts at the bottom I appreciate that look at this look at this. There's a movie. There's a movie. It's a movie. It's a movie to do it.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Yeah, yeah. That's a way to do it, I suppose. And it's weird. Like, I think he, like, if you really get a good look at the kid, like, from the right angle, if the lights hitting him just right, you see Arnold in there. Like, you can, but it's weird because, like, it's a lot of Shriver, I guess, yeah. It's a lot of Shriver, and he's just, like, a regularly sized person. Well, he's not Arnold. That's kind of how that's kind of how you're, uh, uh, uh, if you're, you're, a hotel room with your brother. Just take a long shower and everybody knows what's going. You know what I mean? You don't need to just sort of the announcement. Well, I think that's
Starting point is 00:34:46 playing into what's going to be happening. That's right. Yes. I think I think that's definitely him laying the tracks. Feeling it out. Yes. You know what I was. I was a thing. And it's like, it's like, it's not this, but how cool would it be? They were like, uh, uh, uh, like, like, like, like, the movie. Like, like, I was like, like, con people or something for a quick second. And then I was like, no, they're just going to get really weird instead. Like, they're a family and they're going to get really weird. But you're giving me a great idea. They should do a white lotus at a carnival and there's like carnies and like scam artists, three card Monty. hell yeah
Starting point is 00:35:25 the diva I like the diva the diva she's pretty interesting like the woman used to be an actress like she's like oh yes
Starting point is 00:35:35 Michelle Monaghan I don't know the actress the wife the wife of Scott Glenn who has not who has not shown up yet but we'll be showing up
Starting point is 00:35:43 very soon I like some Scott Glenn we saw a pick you see a picture of them in the first episode oh the actress who plays the old lady is Patrovati
Starting point is 00:35:52 Mejujan and the character is Sritala Hollinger who's running the white lois. And James Hollinger is the guy something was supposed to happen with him seeing that guy and it didn't happen. He's looking to meet the husband and he's really pissed off that the dude
Starting point is 00:36:11 has gone back to Bangkok while he's gotten to the resort. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a little slow going, you know, obviously up top, but I'm interested, you know. Yeah. I do like, you know, you know, you know, you know, um, um, um, we, we, um, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, uh, are the, in the, in the, in the, in the second season with, like, the Italian girls and what they were getting up to was really great. Uh, this with, um, guy talk and mook and they're like, you know, uh, you know, uh, are they going to be able to get together or not? And this, mook, I think is great. This is La Lisa Manobal, who's, like, a huge musician in Asia. She's a singer. This guy, dude, dude, like, like, talk, like, talk needs to fucking talk.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Like, like, like, talk, Taka needs to fucking figure the shit out, dude. Like, it's a bit much, man. You got to, you got to dial it back. Guy Tike, you're going to fucking queer the deal, dude. You don't want to do that. You give her a ride to work. That's cool. Play it cool.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Don't, you don't go back the same day and be like, ha, ha, ha, remember that. No, no, come back a couple days later, maybe. Let the memory of that ride just marinate, you know? Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? Like, click, click, can I get that little, uh, P-U-S. sysy in this class, just a little bit. Just top it off. Yes, I'm very, I'm very concerned for Natasha Rothwell's character. What with how this season sort of starts, you know, the body floating. Who's the body? And you got the kid there looking for his mom. And that's, you know, Zion is the character. So we'll see. It'll be, it'll be kind of interesting. I'm really glad. because there was some talk about, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm, like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm too believe that this takes place after the events of the second season.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Okay. But there was so much shit when the third season was announced, like, oh, my God, but how are we going to get Jennifer Coolidge in? And it was like, these old Mike White might find a way and maybe it takes place before. And I was like, no, no, no, you're going to fucking ruin it. I'm already kind of not, I'm already a little tired that you're bringing John Grease. I like the guy. He's a good actor. He's don't need to keep bringing this guy. It was interesting the second time. You don't got to go triple tap on this. I really don't need them to connect. Like the seasons. Mike, it's called White Lotus, not Greas Lotus. Okay. It's your show, not John Rice. Sure. That's fair. And you know, yeah, like you just, you don't want to get burned out. on Jennifer cool, too, too, because she's still, like, like she's still like she's the other thing, too, too much, she's still like she horned her in. You do the smart thing, which is go, you stay in the same acting family, the Christopher guest ensemble you bring in Parker Posey, and now we're having Parker Posey fun, and that's great, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:39:10 Totally. Totally. That's all you need. Um, so we will, we'll keep up with this, uh, you know, maybe do a little wrap up when the season's over with, but, you know, just wanted to make people hip to the fact that we are indeed watching it. something else some of us watched over the weekend sometimes big actors white lotus-ex television shows the prestige and the glitz and glamour all there and sometimes
Starting point is 00:39:34 you just got to put food on the table, man and a lot of the times that comes across in the form of a secret movie Oh, what is the one. Simon West. Eric is Simon West's old guy. I do think Chris saw it before me,
Starting point is 00:40:06 but I had planned to do this as a secret movie and I'm glad three of us have seen it. a piece of garbage. A pretty big piece of what you would expect. He doesn't have the chops of his 90s work, but exactly what you expect in terms of drama from Sir Simon. Oh, excellent. The king.
Starting point is 00:40:29 Yeah, he's back in the saddle. You know, and it's one of these things where it's like, one, I think like the notion of like the hit. man comedy like that's I'm about I'm about you get as I can you it's it's it's stuff Wolfman as you know hit man and young
Starting point is 00:40:54 protégé hitman and they're paired together and boy wouldn't you believe it they don't want to work together too well it's weird and you have yeah Cooper Hoffman to accentuate the youth you know the disparity of the of the age is there He's dressed like Hassan Piker the whole time. It's like, it's like, like, stuff. It's, it's, it's,
Starting point is 00:41:19 right. Yes. The pearl necklaces, the painting of the fingernails, which is fine, but it's just, you know, this movie's not doing it for good intentions. No. It's, it's all simple. It's to accentuate the gap. It's all symbols. It's all like, this is what the youth do. But in every way possible, right? Because it's not just the clothes. like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and I'm like, and I'm like, you're a fucking hit man kid. Come on now.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Come on now. Instead, now you got Christoph waltz doing the scenes of taking Molly and going to raves multiple times. There's a moment when he wakes up in bed with two young ladies doing complete the mule. Yeah. Dude, he has multiple three ways in this movie. What?
Starting point is 00:42:02 Multiple three ways. Okay. And it's all after the fact shit. So you don't have to sit through a Christophewale's sex scene. We're making art, hi, hi, hi, hi, that's how he fucks, but then you've got, but then you've got Lucy Lou, and you'd think, like, oh, Lucy Lou, she's going to be, like, part of the hitman agency or something like that. She's a big bad or something. Yeah, she's just like his buddy, Christoph Waltz's buddy who's like, man, love interest in the loosest of terms. In the last five seconds. Other than that, other than that, it's played as complete platonic friendship. She's barely in this. When she drives away, visits another movie and then drives back to the movie. She's talking to other people that have nothing to do with anything.
Starting point is 00:42:53 There's like a seaside romantic drama that's happening, like a family thing with like Christoph Waltz, Lucy Lou, and Christoph Waltz's elderly mother who's a character in the movie for two seconds. Like, like two scripts like two, like two, like two, like two scripts like two scripts like two scripts. And some pages from like the hitman drama got washed in with this Lucy Lou emotional drama and vice versa. Like it's just so it's one movie and then it's the other movie. It's like hard eyes, but like way worse. Thank you for bringing up the grandmother real quick because it's bizarre to me. Christoph Waltz is, and his grandmother is, yes, yeah, he's, like, yeah, he's, he's, he's, yeah, he's, he's, he's, he's, I mean, easily, um, because I, I, I'm just curious, because I, as I was, I watched the stupid Bridget Jones movie this week, uh, but it's sort of like, I feel like movies now, like, uh, you know, like, uh, when people did plays and they were, like, the first night of a play, they would do it, and then, like, they'd rush, uh, at midnight to go get the papers.
Starting point is 00:44:07 I feel like that's what movies do it's going to find out is it's going to be a theatrical movie? They finish it and then like everyone is at some coffee shop somewhere smoking cigarettes like, oh, we're going to peacock. Like, oh. When you mentioned you texted earlier today that you had seen this new Bridget Jones movie, I was shocked.
Starting point is 00:44:28 New Bridgett, I'd not heard of this at all. I'm a peacock regular too. Numero four, but I mean, do you think, but I mean, do you think, do you think the old man was ever going to be a theatrical film or never, never? The old guy. The old guy apologies. And it's actually, it's just old guy. There's not even a thaw. They couldn't just put a fucking thaw in this title.
Starting point is 00:44:49 It's cleaner. It's cleaner. Yeah. I would say no. I would say this is you, you always kind of knew what's up. Budgetary wise specifically. What were you going to get one screen at the village east? like that was the only option here. To what you said, I don't think you're going to get away from this uptick in assassin movies without seeing an influx of fucking assassin comedies coming with it.
Starting point is 00:45:15 That's what has to happen. They're not going to do like John Wick is the biggest fucking thing in the world. So much so that now we are going to be watching what fucking years after the effect. We're going to be seeing this John Wick spin off this summer. I guess. But Chris, we already got. Nick three from the one before the one I'm sure there's going to be 15 more 15 more John Wick's but we already have the John Wick hitman comedy we all wanted yeah the beekeeper yes sure true hilarious true yeah I'm also I'm also tired of the normal guy am I John Wick I guess so like I just Novakane looks like it's going to be the same fucking thing skip everybody gets one skip if you get nominated for a big award you get to have a John Wick nobody movie. One of those
Starting point is 00:46:03 you're allowed to have it. Maybe that's going to be maybe that's going to give you're John Wick franchise. No, it's not. Unless you're Bob they are making nobody too. So like maybe you do get to it. I guess we'll see. But anyway, yeah, if you're stumbling across that folks at like
Starting point is 00:46:21 10 o'clock at night and you're like, oh, it's only 93 minutes, do not bother. I have the stain of a 1499 purchase. Me too. I love it. Oh yeah. But speaking to big awards. Eric, Eric, I was just going to say that. I was just like 100% does. But we're coming up to the top of the hour here. And we are going to be off for the next couple weeks, y'all. So this coming Sunday, of course, are the Academy Awards. So I thought we'd take, you know, like the big categories here, do our predictions really quick. So first step, we'll cover Best Supporting Actress here. Now, of course, we've got Monica Barbaro there for. for, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, uh, a, uh, uh, totally a biffed on that name there. Uh, we also have Ariana Grande for
Starting point is 00:47:10 Wicked, Felicity Jones of the Brutelis, Isabella, uh, and Zoe Saldania, who just won, uh, uh, for Amelia Perez, uh, at Saga Awards last night. I kind of, um, I see Saldanya winning this one. I think that because of the, the, the Amelia Perez fucking asshole falling out of it, you know what I mean? Like about two weeks ago, when she was like, so they couldn't celebrate any part of the movie, so he was like, so yeah, because I guess somebody liked that movie, that movie's fucking terrible. Horrible. I couldn't last five minutes. It's, uh, it's a horrible. You're not going to last five minutes. Yeah, exactly. There was a really, uh, interesting article. And I think it was variety that was talking about this, this separation, because there are so many people online being like, this movie fucking sucks. Like, what? apparently everybody in Hollywood
Starting point is 00:48:04 like they quoted like it's just it's crash again. It's crash again not the but the other one. The music is terrible too I just I mean even like you know Wicked I think is just very not
Starting point is 00:48:21 for me and like people who like it go on and enjoy it I don't care for I really didn't like that movie either and I think it's not terribly well made et cetera that that's on me Amelia Perez, I'm like it. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, so I will say Zoe Saldaneh is the best part of the movie. So therefore, and she's, she's, she elevates everything she's in. So it's not the end of the world if she wins for this. I'm H.O. This thing with the people, you know, inexplicably liking it or whatever. I mean, this is, it's green book all over. Yeah. Like the fucking, you know, most of the community was like, what are you talking about? And then like, it just, it did what it did. Can't we all just get along? Yeah. I mean, at this point, here's,
Starting point is 00:49:08 both people whose opinions I trust and people who I'm always like, oh, like I, you know, no, no, no, I'm not going to listen to you. Both camps are like, this is trash. And so, like, for me, I've got absolutely no reason to watch this movie now. Aside from like seeing Zoe's performance and I think, but I think, but I think, um, um, um, um, but I think, um, um, uh, uh, uh, for as small as that role is, I think she's really great. That's the thing is I would love, Rosalini would be the one I would like to see up there, but it's so like it just, it doesn't, it's two big scenes.
Starting point is 00:49:50 And that's it. And like, I can't, I can't be justifying that. I guess for, uh, uh, Barbadaro, uh, from I don't know. I, she's so good. that movie. I, but I, I, I, I, I'm actually curious. There might be a dark horse. There's, if, you know, but we'll see. Yeah. All right. So supporting actor here, speaking of the brutalist, we've got Guy Pearce. We've got Kieran Culkin there for a real pain. We've got Yura Borisov for Anora, Ed Norton for a complete unknown, and Jeremy Strong for the apprentice. I would love for the Anora guy to get this. But, I, that, that's, that's almost the, that's almost the biggest, it's just, what was, what was, what was in here? A real pain. The Jesse Eisenberg movie, which is a totally good movie. Not a great movie, but totally good movie. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, I did not see a complete unknown yet either. I would love Guy Pearce to get this. I also think Jeremy Strong probably has some support, but that movie, the Apprentice is not very good. I feel like if they just made it the Ray Cohn movie, it would have been way better. I'm not watching. I'm not watching. I'm not watching. I'm not watching. I'm not watching. I'm not that. It's like it's a movie I totally skipped on purpose. It doesn't really take. I mean, it just says like he's he's copying me. Like that's why he's bad. I learned it from you. I learned it from you. Okay. You taught me this. I'm just doing what you taught me to dad. I mean,
Starting point is 00:51:26 Roy Cohn. I mean, too. I mean, I like, too. I mean, I mean, I mean, I like, I mean, I like, I like, I looked it up like a couple times after I watched it, but like the video of him being in his car with his family when they were like playing the announcements and they're like, Daddy got on. Like, it's like, man, that would make. I mean, for a great story one, but also like he's really, really good in that movie, man. Didn't it won a It won a lot a norah? It might be a norah. It might be important. I would be interesting. But one of the places where Anora has definitely shown brightest is in the director category. Our man, Sean Baker's been getting a lot of awards, but also nominated for best director, of course, is Brady Corby for the Brutelist.
Starting point is 00:52:20 Mangold, James Mangold for a complete unknown, Jacques O'Diard for Amelia Perez, and Corley Farley for the substance, that would also would also be fucking cool. It just just seems so obvious. They don't have that I can put, I would love, I like a lot of the Brutelist, so like I wouldn't mind Corbe being in that kind of, but it just doesn't feel, Baker just seems like the obvious choice here. And the only one I
Starting point is 00:52:46 think, like, in terms of just how good it's doing and how well it reflects, like, what Hollywood would like to be doing, Mangled would be the only other guy, I can see. I can see a big, I can see a big night for a big unknown. It's just such, I actually like that movie. I don't love it, but I think it's, uh, it also is still, exactly. It's a totally good, big Hollywood movie. And I think that's, if they want to celebrate that kind of a thing, so on Sunday that I could see that being, you know, I did not see that movie, Steve. And I'll tell you why a complete. You're not going to tell me what the movie is. I'm not. Yeah, it's difficult. No, you should. I'm sure. Unknown. Did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you you didn't buy tickets in advance I can't wait to be an old menace yeah if bangled would be a good would be a nice even a career award to yeah for him it's like to elevate him
Starting point is 00:53:42 into that status of doing that kind of stuff I I'm you deserve to be there yeah uh all right so we got the best actor here and this is of course Timothy shallomay for a complete unknown we got Ray Fynes for we got Sebastian Stan for The Apprentice Coleman Domingo for Adrian The Brutelist I haven't seen The Apprentice but
Starting point is 00:54:06 Wrong Kid Wrong kid got nominated because Sebastian Stan is so good at a different man And that is the movie to celebrate Supporting he should have been supporting for that 100% He's so fucking good at that movie That movie go fucking watch a movie now
Starting point is 00:54:18 That's on Max It's fucking incredible Fines was amazing and concrete, but I think it's, but I think it's just, but I think it's just, I think it's just, I think it's just, I don't want Brody and even though I like the brutalist a lot, and I think he's good in it. You use an AI to do your Hungarian dialect. You used to have to learn lines and languages and just learn a sentence. You used to have to be made fun of for months about your accent use. And that's just how the beating you took. That was just for being a Hollywood person, but you just have to go through it. It's probably Timmy's a word for that reason. Yeah, because it's. it's an AI nominated you marred it's marred it's you marred it's marred it I think it was fantastic in the movie
Starting point is 00:55:00 and then you ruined it in post I mean also that might not even the unfortunate thing is probably not even Adrian it's not even Andrew it's not at all that's true you know that's not yeah we should punish him in
Starting point is 00:55:11 I definitely think Timmy is kind of the front runner here but I'll tell you what man I think it was Vulture pointed out this morning uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, it's got to work. Man, he sounded like a fucking megal maniacal weirdo.
Starting point is 00:55:35 And it was this like, you know, and I get it, right? He's like a determined kid, right? Yeah. Like, this speech was all like, look, just straight up. I know it probably sounds shitty josh, shitty to say. Like, I just want to be one of the greats. I want to be one of the greats. I want to be brando. Yeah. And it was just, and you could feel. the room being like, we're happy for you. It was brutal. I don't know what it's like. I'm I don't know what it's like to have armies of people obsessed with me. Sure. I don't know what the psychological effects of that are. It's kind of difficult, Chris. I'll tell you. It would destroy. It's a little hard. I'm sorry. How is it having to go places and just sign hundreds of autographs
Starting point is 00:56:18 I run, by the I run, by the club, by the it's a nightmare. I can barely, I could barely hold the pen anymore from all those autographs. Oh, you know what, that's sad right there. It was just and I mean, I understand what you're saying, Chris, but also like, you know, look at how
Starting point is 00:56:36 someone. Like, I, I give him too much. He's power. He's like 30. Let's all, let's relax a little bit of the kids. I mean, that's still. He can go to he's been this way for years. It's not just He's just small, yes, he's just small, he's just small, he's like, he's just, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, my point being, it was very off-putting, and I don't have anything against him, and I think he's very talented, and I'm not begrudging that he won the actor award last night. I won't be grudgeted if he wins the Oscar on Sunday, but, like, there was just the way that the speech was, like, put together and came out of his mouth that you were like, take two, kids. kid, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, it's gonna guess, especially if that's happening now, someone's gonna get in his ear and be like, that's not your speech at the Oscars, right?
Starting point is 00:57:28 Yep. It's gonna be like, be gracious. Yeah. I imagine, yeah, I don't think he's going to talk like that. Yeah, that's not going to be our team. Yeah, they were all getting their fucking pants. I'm sure they were. Because like nobody thought he was going to, they thought it was going to be the Brody, uh, uh, steamroller. like you're going to have to have to worry about you yeah i'm okay with brodie i'm okay with uh i'm definitely okay with ray finds i did not see sing sing but i like coleman domingo it's really good and i didn't see uh the apprentice but i don't care for Donald trump things so there you i don't think he'd really deserve to be nominated for this one but you know um we got we got two more here we're just at the top of the hours and we'll go through them quickly here but so yes best actress now uh in a leading role
Starting point is 00:58:17 of course, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, uh, and Nora, uh, of course, de me more. The substance. Fernanda Torres. I'm still here. Uh, Carlos Sophia Gascon. Amelia Perez. I can tell you what it won't be.
Starting point is 00:58:36 Yeah. Yeah. I could, I could tell you with some certain, dude, like, she was not at the ceremony last night. Like, you will never hear from that person again. I am team Mikey. Me too. Yes, I am too. I like the substance I'm I'm I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm
Starting point is 00:58:53 I I don't think it's as good as Madison's she is anora that's why that movie is what it is if Cynthia review wins I'm gonna take a shit in the street that's where okay are we gonna film that one are you TikTokin that's a good one I I would like the actress from I'm still here I just watched it last night it's a good movie. I would like it's I I I I I I I I I I I I'm I'm I'm like it's it's it's just yeah um Demi Moore you know she won uh the actor award last night at SAG a decent indicator uh because she also won the golden globe
Starting point is 00:59:33 I believe so things are pointing uh toward demi for sure and then finally uh best picture the big one all 10 of these fuckers anora the brutalist a complete unknown conclave dune part to Amelia Perez I'm still here I'm on nickel boys the substance I love nickel boys I really I really want to see both I really want to see both it's not even a thing I would rush I would pay the 20 bucks for nickel boy
Starting point is 01:00:01 on Amazon it's it really is worth that I rewatched this weekend it's unbelievable that that movie is not getting more attention that those actors on Jean Ellis Taylor not getting a fucking supporting nod fucking nuts she's amazing I could see a big
Starting point is 01:00:19 I could see a big I could see a big to conclave just because we got a in the house back home I can see that sure I think it's Anora more than likely I would love that
Starting point is 01:00:31 I think that's probably likely I could see boy and I wonder like that's what I wonder Andrews I don't know exactly how people in full like I know how people online are taking that speech I don't know if that really
Starting point is 01:00:44 it matters as much to people people outside of the world. they've already voted so it's a I wonder if a complete unknown might have just is going so well. It's a safe it's a really safe movie to it and not again not a bad movie at all but it's it's a Bob Dylan movie Bob Dylan's great celebrating how great Bob Dylan is and that's and he's
Starting point is 01:01:08 really good it's got a great performance it's got great very great performance and it echoes Mangold's first dance with the Oscars it's it's Walk the line, but a couple years later, it's a much more, it's a much more, it's a much more, but uh, uh, uh, uh, I would not surprise that we wind up seeing a thing where, uh, this year, no one movie dominates. Yeah. Um, it's just looking at where things could go, it's like, you know, I could see a thing where like conclave gets nothing, but they give it best picture. You know what I mean? Like, uh, the brutalist gets nothing, but Brady Corbe gets on it. You know what I mean? So like, you know, the
Starting point is 01:01:45 actors. This year could be as well, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, it's, I mean, which would be nice, frankly, because, like, the years when just a single motion picture dominates, like, uh, like, uh, like, all the, the things like, you know what I mean, like, it's a bunch of people on this podcast, uh, would, wouldn't love it, but it's just, it could be wicked. That's, you know, if you, if it's, I mean, like, I will not be surprised at all when it starts like, like, uh, like, uh, like, the things like, you know, like, those kind of things, sure. And then next year, we'll have had the second part, where there's original songs in the song thing. So then it can be in the song thing.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Wait, stay tuned for part two for some originality. Two. Two. Defeated two. Yeah, that's a defeated too. I honestly, I didn't bother with Wicked. I know it's, I'm not going to, I'm not going to be. You don't have to bother.
Starting point is 01:02:38 You'd be wasting your time anyway. But we will have to see this Sunday, but that is going to do it. We are past one o'clock here. Just some plugs for the week. though, the fun keeps rolling. We hate movies. We've got the conclusion of, wait, we're talking about the director who's what, wait what, signs. Hell yeah. Which, great movie, great episode. We had a lot of fun with that. And you can hear the whole darn thing commercial free on our Patreon. Uh, right there. Patreon.com slash we hate movies. If you don't want commercials. And once you've signed up, you have access to all sorts of cool bonus shit,
Starting point is 01:03:12 including this Thursday, it's our final release of February. It's the nexus. We're we're talking about two wildly different I got to say. I've got to say is a real mighty episode so that was a lot of fun. And also just because we're going to be off for the next couple weeks, I do want to plug the first Patreon release of
Starting point is 01:03:33 March where if you recall folks at home listen to Request Month will be underway. The We Love Movies dropping the sixth is all about in the line of fire with Clint Eastwood, René Russo, and a be wigged John Malkovich. A lot of costumes. A lot of costumes. We had a movie. Finally, starring a man who has the artistic integrity to say, yes, I am, in fact, having a threesome at 85.
Starting point is 01:04:01 Well, pussyfoot around it. Just say, yeah, a fucking two women who are 35 at 85. There you go. You know, there are two ages don't even add up to me. Oh. That's a hot, hot thought. Hot thought. Oh man, man, man, and a great way to end the program for the week, Eric. But that's going to do it. And again, we're taking two weeks off. So make sure you are tuned in. Subscribe to the channel, like this video.
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