We Hate Movies - S15: On-Screen Live 5.19.25: Our Reviews of Sinners, Thunderbolts*, Friendship & Final Destination: Bloodlines!

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're playing catch-up as we review a bunch of stuff we've seen over the last few weeks since being off the air, including: Ryan Coogler's Mississippi-set vampire op...us Sinners, Jake Schreier's solid MCU entry Thunderbolts*, Andrew DeYoung's outrageous Tim Robinson comedy Friendship, and Zach Lipovsky & Adam B. Stein's horror franchise revival Final Destination: Bloodlines! All this, plus the weekend box office numbers and more! Snag your tickets now for our next Worldwide Digital Experience, happening Friday, June 20th at 9pm/eastern! We'll be talking all about the fabulously fun Dick Donner superhero sequel, Superman II! There will indeed be an over-served, over-indulged After Party Q&A happening immediately following the show—both the Superman II show and the Q&A will be available for replay for 14 days after broadcast. Don't miss this one, it's gonna be super fun! U.K. and European listeners: be sure to snag your tickets for our 3-night, 6-show residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival, happening this July 18-20! Two shows are already sold out, so you don't want to miss out!  On-Screen Live airs Mondays at noon/eastern on our YouTube channel! Through December 2025, we’ll be donating all proceeds from our Tee-Public store to the Center for Reproductive Rights. Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new GHOSTHEADS, Too Old for This Shit, Forrest the Universal Soldier, and Jack Kirby designs! Pick something up and support a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh! my goodness, welcome back one and all to on screen live. My name is Andrew Jupin, and this is our show for Monday, the 19th of May. Yes, we are aware we have been off the air for quite some time, but we're back now, ready to talk about a bunch of movies that we have seen over the last three or four weeks since we last joined y'all. Thanks so much for tuning in. If you're here for the first time, hey, be sure to like and subscribe, click that thumbs up.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Help us buck that shitty algorithm. Uh, I'm going to bring in some buds, some buds, some well-dressed buds, some excited buds, some handsome buds going to bring in excited bud. Hey, Steve Say that, go Nix. Yeah, absolutely. I'm glad I'm not the handsome one. Thanks for delineating that. So clearly, absolutely not. Thank you very much. Uh, no, I'm so excited for the Nix. Uh, we'll see if New York. By the way, I'm just sort of curious, uh, we said we're off the year. I think we've been releasing content each and every week. And, uh, we're Both to your and in Patreon, by the way. Sure, sure. We've been fucking killing it. How about that intro to those episode, gang? Let's hear it. Oh, absolutely, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:01:39 All right, going to bring in our well-dressed man. Look at this guy, Mr. Eric Siska. The movies are back, everyone. I saw movies while we were gone that I actually liked. I couldn't believe it. So I got my friends, Dr. Pepper, and Mr. Popcorn here. Yeah, you know. This is why you've got to watch on the YouTube channel, folks.
Starting point is 00:02:00 You're missing me. Eat popcorn on the air. Someone in the chat asks when they're going to see us hobnopping with Spike Courtside. You know, those tickets are like $10,000 a pop, right? I don't know. Sign up for the Patreon. Tell your fucking neighbor to sign up.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Increase your Patreon contribution for the month. Do a thousand a month, maybe. Yeah. If enough people do $1,000 a month, we could go courtside. Right, exactly. Help us go courtside next season. There you go. And, of course, the most handsome one of us all, Mr. Chris Cabin.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Yeah, us hanging out with Timmy and Spike yelling at the, now it sounds exactly, $10,000. That's over. Over. I saw some for 25K, I think, for the last game. Like, oh, is you really? Yeah, I think it's, it's crazy town. Because you texted me and you were like, the cheapest ticket at the garden tonight for game six was $600. Yes, which is crazy.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Me and my brother. And that would be like, back of the fucking garden. There's a column in front of. your face. That's what me and my brother did like three years ago during the heat series that I think they wound up losing. I think Brunson's first year. We and my brother got tickets. It was 400 bucks each in the absolute, a part of the garden I've never even understood. I've never seen it before or since. In the rafters? Yeah. You're like phantom of the opera. We were in a two-seater. Like I've never seen it that way where it goes so narrow up top. We were two-seaters,
Starting point is 00:03:25 which is amazing. As part of you sitting there, did you have to help like clean up afterwards. Yes, exactly. Was it a love seat? Is this a Bill Simmons podcast right now? Would we? Oh, let's talk about some movies. How about this?
Starting point is 00:03:39 We're back to, we'll do top of the box office this week, everybody. So these are movies on this day, May the 19th, in their year of release, they were number one of the box office. First up from 2001, a film that stars a fella who Eric's been told he looks like. Oh, wait, is this a, there's a 2001. Enzomnia? Gerard Deppard-Depardue film out. No, now I'm curious, the guy who directed Leprecon, we know, is a dead ringer for Eric.
Starting point is 00:04:10 I don't know what his name or what he would have directed in 2001. No, it's not it. It is. Oh, is it? Wait. Oh, sorry. Ah, yes. A little bit of a, little bit of a tricky clue there.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Shrek. You look like Shrek. I look like Shrek. And I still do. I went for the handsome option. I was thinking Christopher Nolan, Eric. I would like it to be shown on the record here. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Hell yeah. Top of the box office in 2012. We'll be talking about a cousin of this movie a little later in the program. 2012. It's a big guy that Steve Sadek likes quite a bit, and I like it just a little less than him. Directed by a jerk off.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Jerk off. It's not X2, is it? No, 2012. That's worse than Jerkoff, too. It's hard to narrow it down. There's a lot of jerk-offs. A few weeks ago, we just did another one of these as an episode. I guess it was probably maybe like Winter Soldier. Avengers. Oh, the Avengers.
Starting point is 00:05:15 That's how back we're going. Yeah, yeah. I love that. Yes. Dirk-off. Directed by a jerk-off, yeah, for sure, yeah. Top of the box office on this day, in 2023, this was a really, this was a real disappointing entry in a super fast franchise
Starting point is 00:05:33 Oh Fast 8? Fast X. Fast X. This cabin with fast X. Right. We saw that in Los Angeles while we were out there. So bad that they just decided not to make anymore. We're not even going to finish the damn thing. We're not doing it.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Wasn't there supposed to be an 11 that was like the continuation? What happened to that? Doesn't you become like a superhero or something at the end of the X? Like I'm just It's like next, whatever it is, it's next summer. Oh, it is happening. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Oh, I thought like it was possible, like, literally, uh, Vin Diesel has burned so many bridges with co-stars. Nobody wants to work with him anymore. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm doing a one-man show like, like Sarah Snook and the portrait of Dorian Gray, but it's an X movie. It's called Bald and Furious. That'd be great, like a stage show.
Starting point is 00:06:22 He has got, like, uh, cardboard cars come on the stage. Oh, totally. box cars he's playing? Only if he has to make vroom vroom noises with his mouth. Yeah. Now it's going pretty fast.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Final one, 2009. This is the second entry in an abysmal Ron Howard trilogy. Trilogy. Inferno. Yeah, I think he got it. Angels and demons.
Starting point is 00:06:51 That's the one. Oh, the third one's Inferno. Pardon me. Yes, the third one's Inferno. This is the last. one I saw and then I got off the train with we have to start doing those movies on the show right or those sacred cows you never know what these chatters let me know if you're going to cry if we do those no that was that was a that was a that was a that was a me thing and uh let me just say
Starting point is 00:07:11 those guardrails are down now baby no no I'm just saying like you never know I didn't realize nobody like nobody tried to kill me over the hunger games episode just letting you know no well because the that's based on like a book that like younger people were reading and Da Vinci Code and those books were for like slow reading adults to make them think they were reading fast. Eric, you just got food poisoning. Nobody actually poisoned you. We're waiting for the toxicology. Come back on that, Chris.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Like two years later? No, we're not. What up to everybody in the chat, Zebs 364, Jacob Talks Forever, T.J. Gaines. Hey, our good buddy, Brandon Streisning, hanging out. How you doing, dude? Happy belated birthday to you, my friend. Graham Hill, Fowl, Kevin J. James, Bussiris 87, Will Plok. Hi, everybody. Welcome back. Welcome back. All right, let's get into some contemporary movies. Let's see what's going on round the box office. This is Highest Gross.
Starting point is 00:08:23 All right. So thankfully, we've been all right. So thankfully, we've been all right. the air for so long. I had to change out all the posters save for one for this segment here. So coming in first at 5 and I got a little story to go along with this guy but still rocking and rolling
Starting point is 00:08:39 the accountant too. Oh really? Oh interesting. I'll probably wind up streaming this gentleman at some point. I'm excited to yeah and I'm just you know I'm excited to do that. Yeah yeah it'll be on Amazon soon enough now. I have to say so this weekend I was getting my buns
Starting point is 00:08:55 in the theater to see bloodlines um fond destination bloodlines I get to the concession stand and I was just going to do my own little Dr. Pepper Mr. Popcorn situation when suddenly out of the corner of my eye I was struck by something whizzing by on the menu uh images
Starting point is 00:09:11 the you know just real because they go too fast man they whiz right by and I'm like what did that just say and I was like did that just say what I think it said and I went up to the counter and I was like excuse me do you have one of the accountant two popcorn containers left? Which they did
Starting point is 00:09:26 And check this shit out. What in the world could this be? It's the calculator. The Airth thing, right? Yeah. Oh, wow. R. V. Look at this. No, this is just amazing. That's a head truck painted up and hollowed out. It is. It's so
Starting point is 00:09:43 fucking is. So check this shit out. Where is it? Come on. Do it. Open up. Do it. You fucking thing. Do it. It's not going to happen. The account is back. And he's better than ever. Hey, uh, hey, uh, his brother's here, too. You put some of that in there. And anyway, no, no popcorn, no popcorn or anything in it.
Starting point is 00:10:03 I'm keeping this clean. This is going on the stupid toy shelf. Oh, great. Oh, that's beautiful. I'm jealous. That's, that's wonderful. Steve, you're so right about the Hess truck thing, too, because, like, the wheels even roll. Like, it's, this point, just do a for, you should do a juke joint for fucking sinners, you know,
Starting point is 00:10:20 just for all of them. If you're really going to start doing this for the accountant, too. Yeah, that's what, dude, I was like, this is the one. I mean, like, I did not see this coming. No. Actually, I was, when I saw Thunderbolts, I had a popcorn. It was an abusive family home. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 00:10:37 I love that. That's really good. You can sleep, listen, you set the popcorn down. It'll watch the baby, all right? It'll watch the goddamn baby. Might not call, but that's okay. Put the house down. It's smoking outside on the deck, all right?
Starting point is 00:10:52 I'm taking it outside. You press the button. It's like, how many times I have to tell you that? How many times? Get over here, but not in the fun mortal combat way. Oh, man. Coming in at number four, this was the only one I didn't have to swap out a poster for. Minecraft, the movie.
Starting point is 00:11:09 They're killing. Week 7, $5.9 million adding on to this. And look at this. I mean, 928 million globally, 417 million domestically. The only thing left for this fucker to hit milestone, is a billion dollars at the box office. This does secure the fact that Jared Hess will be able to make one of his
Starting point is 00:11:30 weird religious movies in between this and Minecraft too. He will be able to fucking put one out. Religious movies, Chris. Is that right? Well, I think he's from the Mormon. He's a Mormon background. Wait, so you have like a cipher, like a code to figure out how
Starting point is 00:11:46 Napoleon Dynamite is Mormon propaganda? I mean, there's Mormon characters in the movie. Oh, that's terrible. I forgot about that. By the way, That's like, heater, heater's also like from... Yeah, that was the whole thing. And that was the whole thing. It was like a fun Mormon movie, not like,
Starting point is 00:12:02 unlike the movie The Singles Ward or, uh... Sure. Which I've seen like three times because my wife is insane. And I'm also... What is that movie? It's a Mormon romantic comedy about a single... I'm hating it so far. Yeah, about a single elder, I think, you they call it.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Like, you're just around. And you're, if you're living in the district or whatever, you have to be part of a ward. and it's a singles ward that you go to. It's like Hunger Games. Yeah, it's very similar. It's like Hunger Games for bigger losers. Yes.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Oh, no, winners. You guys have whatever religion you want. Oh, man. That sounds ridiculous. It sure is. Yes, man, another just $5.9 million added under the fucking pile. Coming in at three, very hyped to talk about this a little later in the program. The new one from Mr. Cougler himself.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Senators still rocking and rolling. movie that Variety just hates to see succeed. For some reason. I don't know. Who would it get? I don't know why. Have they deleted that article yet? Like, because you would think eventually they're just like, we don't want people fucking bringing the smoke.
Starting point is 00:13:07 It's still doing good, fucking four weeks later. Like, do we maybe want to just get rid of this thing? I think that they're so happy that the Pope died because it took the eat off of that story. Good for them. They might have killed the Pope. They might, Variety might have killed the Pope. Poor Frank.
Starting point is 00:13:23 The Pope saw that headline. It was just like, Dios, meo, and died. Yeah, another 15.4 million. Dude, another, just a 30% drop, hell of a hold. Looking at a $90 million budget. I mean, so this thing, this thing is good to go, and it fucking deserves to be, man. Great.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Is that really that impressive, though? When you think about Clarking budget. When you specifically think about end game, an end game only, Isn't that kind of a disappointment? Oh, it's just embarrassing sometimes, isn't it? Coming in it, too, speaking of Endgame, also excited to talk about this one. Thunderbolts, still rocking and rolling in week three
Starting point is 00:14:07 with another, you know, not too shabby, 16.5 million looking at 325 mil around the globe and 155 here. So this, unfortunately, with $180 million budget, It's still a ways to go. It's still a way to go. I want to see the numbers on the marketing budget first before I make my prediction. Sure.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Actually, this is not an original one, so let's just ignore all that and say, hey, not bad. Pretty great. Marvel's back, baby. By the way, I wonder how much of the number is how fucking sweaty and desperate that second week spoiler campaign. That was. Man, oh, man. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:48 And now I fully understand. your subtitle name, Steve. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Actually, I saw it yesterday. I already knew that of course you did thing completely. I feel like when we go to talk about the movie, we can talk about it. Oh, we have to. I'm the fucking TV commercials. There's no way. It's the Red Hulk all over again. Yep. It really, it really is.
Starting point is 00:15:10 But unlike that, it wasn't in the trailer, at least. I also am curious about that, that has to be the same case with this John Wick ballerinas situation, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was just, I was telling Chelsea about this the other day the TV ad came on. It's the same thing, Steve. Yeah, I think we're getting a little, and I'm going to take a victory lap on this, because I've been anti-trailer for nearly a decade at this point.
Starting point is 00:15:31 And I've gotten shit on this show for it. Trailers are over. We're just at a point where just like, if you want to see the movie, do your damnedest to not see the trailer. That's kind of where we're at. Yeah, yeah. And I guess, you know, the other thing, too, is like there's other ways to make yourself hyped up about a movie besides watching the trailer.
Starting point is 00:15:49 these are fucking bad man these i feel like these trailers you know everybody likes to point back to like the you know old era hollywood trailers like the 70s and shit where they were like three and a half minutes long and i would argue in those three and a half minute things they show you less about the overall movie than these shorter ones do to this day probably yeah yeah a lot of those older trailers almost felt like an extended scene and then that was it yeah and also if you want trailers to be a thing why don't you let us show them and talk about them they They copyrights strike trailers that are advertising your movie. And it's not like they're trying to explain the story back then.
Starting point is 00:16:26 It's kind of like, this is Rock Bottoms. He is got a shotgun and a bad attitude. And like that was kind of it. But like now, yeah, you are just watching, like you're having the mac and cheese bites of the movie. You're not getting the full platter yet. And thank you, Chris. Also, gay porn trailers are also down. Rock Bottoms was a great, wonderful, early trailer.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Thank you. Thank you for bringing this up, Steve, because they show the cum shot right in the trailer. I want to see the ending in the theater on 42nd Street next to a smelly guy in a coat. Wait, next in a month, there's going to be three sold-out showings at Anthology Film Archive of Rock Bottoms, the beautiful film. Yep, absolutely. Oh, man. Spoiler alert for the cum shot and the porno. When are people going to learn?
Starting point is 00:17:17 I know it's going to happen. I want to be there with my fellow movie fans when I see it. And also, how much Seamanx do I have to buy before you stop trying to fucking sell it to me? Dude, I got it. It's all stocked up back there. I got it. And when you meet Rock Bottoms, you'll go sploosh as well. And don't fall for buying the hijacked price of the concession stand at the Seaman X because it takes a little bit to kick in anyway and it's not going to do anything for you at the theater.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Thank you. It's rock bottoms coming this summer. Yes, we get it. don't bother writing in we get it coming in at number one with a frigging commanding 51 million dollar opening final destination bloodlines
Starting point is 00:18:03 holy Toledo folks that is a number that's a number you want to see man and another 102 million around the globe and check this out for all of those Gen Z don't go to the movies no more jerkoffs out there 75% of the audience for this movie was under 35 years old Very nice
Starting point is 00:18:22 Because it's And I haven't seen the movie yet I really do want to see it I just I saw friendship Instead I had a coin flip And that's whatever I do think This is like
Starting point is 00:18:31 It's a splatter movie And people want to see Like know that a splatter movie is out Are you talking about rock bottoms? Yeah It's a different kind But you know Splatter double feature dude
Starting point is 00:18:42 You have yourself A splattering afternoon At the movie And again like sinners obviously proves that there is room for intelligent highbrow horror and horror that actually speaks to certain political social issues, et cetera,
Starting point is 00:18:54 et cetera. Always has been. But there also is room for the big dumb splatter movie that everybody should have fun with. You can show me a horror movie that's like gorgeously shot and is really saying something to meet the moment. And then the few weeks later I can go watch
Starting point is 00:19:10 a girl get squished in a garbage truck and it's still awesome and it's still all horror, baby. It's just different levels and you know what's great too we can have sinners and you know we can talk about this in a sec too but like we have sinners out there now and nobody at least that I've heard anyway is bothering
Starting point is 00:19:26 with the elevated nonsense we're not using the E word talking about this movie so that's also we're not even saying escalator with that no so that's a wonderful thing I feel like that elevated thing it was like for like a two to three month period people were really
Starting point is 00:19:42 pressing it to fucking get like clicks on websites yeah and then they abandoned it. Like, a couple stragglers because people, there's always going to be some people who are slow to the take. But like that, I feel like that was literally just to get people to be like, look, we're writing about hereditary at 824 again. Aren't you
Starting point is 00:19:57 happy? Come on, will you please read about the 824ness? I think I'll never watch that opus movie. How about that? That was the realist. What is this one? That was the John Malkovich I like a
Starting point is 00:20:15 film that I just which I kept confusing that with the Zoe Kravitz directed movie that kind of had similar vibes this is the first I'm hearing about this movie and I work in the business as you can see yes that was a real it came in wink or blink twice or something like that
Starting point is 00:20:34 blink twice was the Zoe Kravitz one that's the Zoe Kravitz one okay just is similar in the sense of like it's going to a like island owner by a rich guy and he's weird and dangerous. And then it's going to take you forever to figure it out and then you're going to be like, okay.
Starting point is 00:20:48 And then Edward says something funny and then you're done. But anyway, so Killer Week for horror. Killer Week, I should say also for Warner Brothers, they have three films in the top five. Minecraft is theirs,
Starting point is 00:21:04 sinners is theirs, and Bloodlines is theirs. So well done. Nice weekend for Warner Brothers. All right. You know, we've got this Oxford Comedy Festival of residency coming up this summer. And I had to update the scroll below you guys because as of now, both our Quantum of Solis show and the Hellraiser WLM are both sold out.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Yes. Thank you, England and Europeans and whoever else is coming. Fly from America. Come to the shows. There's still some tickets left. Let's sell these out. Flea, fly, whatever you want to call. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:42 going to do a show of force in Europe which unlike we've we haven't done in a while as Americans. Yes, of course. It'll be a funny show of four. Yeah, yeah. Of course. Like the last one. I told Eric to keep his gun at home. I have to. They told me that. I know.
Starting point is 00:21:58 At the visa office. That's right. Now, Cowboy, keep your gun here. Yeah, so two of the night shows are already sold out. And the rest of the stuff is comfortably on its way to selling out. So, you do not want to miss that head over to w hmpodcast.com click on that tour page get those ticks and by the way speaking of shows keep your ears peeled to our episode on uh revenge of the Sith dropping tomorrow fun little announcement at the top of that guy yeah something related to shows everyone coming up something for everyone exactly right speaking of something for everyone by the way if you pick up uh anything like that cool tour poster that Felipe designed for is or any number
Starting point is 00:22:42 of our fun merch store designs any profit we see off of that this year is heading right to the center for reproductive rights we've already made our Q1 donation this year so big thanks to everybody who helped facilitate that and at the end of June we'll also be doing it for Q2 so that's also over at the website click on that merch tab you know you see what's up we will sign stuff in Oxford by the way we've seen a lot of people saying are you going to bring stuff we're not and we know it's expensive to have merch shipped over there but But we'll also sign VHS tapes and DVDs and whatever you got. Yeah, we'll do it all that. Yes, there's no formal meet and greet at these. You'll just have to grab us. And we will be accepting. We'll accepting grabs this one time. We will be releasing our hotel information probably late June, I think.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Late June, we've already told, we already told the staff at the hotel down at the desk. Just send them right up. Let them in. Let him in. Right up. Let's get it to them. So I do say it is the in-knit. No, no, no, no, late June.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Don't blow the big reveal, Chris. You don't know which one it is. They have a bunch of in-it-nins. Oh, the In-it-in. I get, that's very good. In-it? All right. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:24:00 We got four things to sort of go through and give our thoughts on today. Some might call them reviews. Some might not. First up, Thunderbolts. Oh, yeah. It's a Marvel movie. movie that wasn't totally putrid. I thought this mostly worked.
Starting point is 00:24:16 I really liked a lot of the boots on the ground, actual action. There's a lot of cool car stuff in this movie, Chase Wise and everything. And I will say, I enjoyed a smaller story. I enjoyed that we're not saving the world, you know, such as we've seen in other things, destruction at a minimum. Right. I will say that I think this Kurt Russell's son, what's his name? Wyatt, I almost said Wade That's why I asked
Starting point is 00:24:43 Wyatt Russell This is the first time He's really clicked for me completely Like I like that he's getting older He's seeming more and more like his father In his performance which is I know he's an EPO but that's a good thing Because before that everything I saw him in
Starting point is 00:24:58 I was like oh this guy's annoying He probably smells like milk He might still I still smell like milk He's really fun in that movie Also if you told me in the year like 1994 that there would be a major motion picture where U.S. agent, the character U.S. agent,
Starting point is 00:25:14 a knockoff Captain America, was a major part. I would have shit my fucking pants. Yes, and I would have shit my pants, too, if you're telling me like, oh, Bill Pullman's son is going to be there with Kurt Ross. Oh, Kurt Russell, oh, his son. The new NEPOs, that's what it is. But they're good.
Starting point is 00:25:33 I mean, like, you know, I actually really like the movie. I don't love it, love it, love it. But it's a really fun Marvel. I think it's a bit of a hangover movie for me. Like even though it's like it's kind of dark in parts, which I should do like. And I think that like I really thought it was going to be a Sebastian Stan joint, but it's really a pew joint.
Starting point is 00:25:50 And she's great. Yes. She's really like, she's the reason that movie works. She is the lightning rod. She's got, she's got juice. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:25:56 She was great in the Black Widow movie, which was just okay. She was great in the Hawkeye series, which is really good. And she's great in this, which is good. You know what I mean? Like she's a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:26:05 She's great. I mean, I think that's, be just kind of okay. To your point, I do feel the, uh, it should be on T&T and be three hours. Yes, exactly. Like I, you can, you should be able to fall asleep for portions of this because it does, it's built that way. Uh, and I do feel like the, the thing with the Winter Soldier stuff, I felt all the Bucky stuff was so, it felt grafted onto this. Like, I was just like, this is a different movie where I'm supposed to care about what happened in Falcon and Winter
Starting point is 00:26:30 Soldier and like understand that. And I don't and I don't care. And like, the character like feels kind of like whatever to me now, whereas you're at least building from the ground of Florence, the Red Guardian, who I thought was very funny. Good for David Harbor on that one. Oh, for sure. The comedy is pretty good. Pullman's kid is good. Louis Pullman, very good.
Starting point is 00:26:51 They ask a lot of him, he does it. You know what I mean? And it's, I think it's again, like, it's, and I think that like it just, it's the ending, the new Avengers of it all, by the way, spoiler. That's the, that's the asterisk. I think it's a fun little twist at the end of the movie that isn't like a twist, twist,
Starting point is 00:27:07 it doesn't reject the rest of the movie. It's just sort of like, you know, the Thunderbolt's property and the first issue ends with like this big surprise. They're all villains. This one ends with this big surprise.
Starting point is 00:27:18 They're all the new Avengers the whole time, which is kind of a fun little echo of that. I really like it because that to me feels like such, and like the asterisk specifically, the asterisk, very reminiscent of reading a comic, right? And you get the asterisk and it's like, go back to issue 64.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Oh, mighty, like that kind of shit that you would see, which is cool. So it reminds me of that. But also just that notion of like, now it's the New Avengers. The New Avengers, like, is a comic line. And so that, it just, it felt like you're, you're amping up the comic book a itude a little bit, even while you're dealing with a more, like, serious depression kind of thing. It ends on a fun comic note, which I liked it for that.
Starting point is 00:27:57 And again, without the sweat, it would have been fun to find that out in the theaters. It was fun for me to find that out in the theaters. Exactly. You and I saw it opening weekend. And it was a fun surprise. And then everybody that just so happened to be busy for three days got fucked because, you know, they're doing the Red Hulk thing again. And I'm like, just give it a chance, man. I knew the new Avengers thing from the start.
Starting point is 00:28:21 I mean, I saw it yesterday. So fuck me in the face for that. But I think this is the best one of Marvel since Guardians volume two. That's from 2017. I'm not an end game guy. I know everyone's going to be wanting that, but I thought this was, it was solid and I was shocked. I was legitimately surprised in the theater.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Yeah. Go ahead, Steve. No, no, I got nothing. Well, I think just another thing, too, sometimes I'm able to look back and realize, like, how much I may have actually liked one of these if it comes around to me reading more about what I just watched, because I'm not really, you know, up on modern comics like at all,
Starting point is 00:29:04 And so for me, like, after I saw this movie, I went to my Marvel Unlimited app on my iPad, and I, like, synced up a bunch of Century Comics. And, like, it's fucking awesome. Like, the character of Century is really cool. And I really would recommend you go out and find, like, some of those Century runs from, like, 2018. There's another one that started in, like, 21, I think. It's a really cool character. I've actually never read it about it. I wanted to.
Starting point is 00:29:27 It was a big deal when he came out, I think, in the mid-a-auts, like, 0-506 or something like that, or a 4. the like the fakeness of him and they pretended that he was like a character that Stan like created in the 60s and forgot about and what's awesome about the comics is when you're reading them knowing that is funny because whenever he has to think about like his origin and at least one of the runs that I read all of it like flashes back to like a fake comic so like the art changes to look more like 60s looking and stuff like that so it's a neat Which thing? Which is rare because what they did, Marvel went to Stan Lee and they were like,
Starting point is 00:30:06 listen, Stan, what we want you to do? And you might be uncomfortable with this. We want you to take credit for something you had nothing to do. Is that? Are you okay with that? Oh, I don't. I'd have to reach inside my soul, fellas. And yeah, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:30:17 You know what? In fact, that was my idea. You just said to me is also my idea. Here, just let me get a second jingle here. Okay, I'm done with Jack Kirby's grave. Now, what did you ask? Jingle. I just had to zip up really quickly, Mighty Marvelite.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Yeah, no, it was great. I don't know. I'll say as much as I love her, I don't care for this JLD character that she's been playing. It's like, in this movie specifically, I felt like the direction was like, now, do your Veepe character and just don't say the C word. But then she's also, she's made up to look like Tulsi Gabbard, right? Yes, that's true. Yeah, they gave her the streak there. I think that's a comic book character thing
Starting point is 00:31:03 Like whatever, Valentino I forget her last name I think she has a similar streak But it is hilarious in this era That she's very Tulsi Gabbard coded Totally totally And man Steve when you said it I also forgot
Starting point is 00:31:16 I got to rewatch that Hawk I think I have no memory of Florence Pube being in that She's fun And she's this character Yeah she has good banter with Haley Steinfeld Like that's kind of their back and forth Interesting interesting interesting Yeah so you know that's Thunderbolts
Starting point is 00:31:31 we'll keep we'll keep right on going here change it up a little bit getting into vampire territory with sinners Ryan Coogler of course at the helm with Michael B. Jordan doing double time in this movie really fantastic and I'm actually peeved I haven't seen it a second time yet
Starting point is 00:31:47 I've only seen it once but I did see it on 70 millimeter oh cool little rich boy little rich boy at the village east it was it was an opening nothing's opening night anymore the Friday it came out it was a really it was a packed crowd people were hoot and hollering and
Starting point is 00:32:03 like gasping and stuff and like all the good stuff you want and that's what this movie delivers on like a real cinematic theater experience that isn't dumb and it's I had a lot of fun with it I really did I think it's I've been thinking about it a lot I do want to go back to it I'll probably buy it in 4K I'll definitely buy it in 4K
Starting point is 00:32:19 yeah it's pre-ordered that baby it's it's great I mean I think it's the real like it's allowed to be messy you're allowed to be messy in this movie it is not a tight movie in any shape or form. I don't know how anybody could ever describe it as such. But like, it's for the good.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Like, it's because he's trying to pack so much in, and it's not done to just like signal at things and to make you think about like, structure and like, here's what's going to happen to third act kind of bullshit. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's just to put in as much emotions and big images
Starting point is 00:32:52 in this movie. And it pays off huge. I mean, I mean, we weren't working. Everybody's talking about the dance scene. The dancing is incredible. with all the different time stuff happening but like just the script too
Starting point is 00:33:07 like have has there been a sexual movie like this how long how long and it's number one it's a yeah they should do that for variety or whoever entertainment weekly talk about like the sex involved
Starting point is 00:33:22 in this movie you don't see that at the top of the box office like ever everyone has a sexual identity and a sexual want that is kind of revealed within the movie, which is, I mean, it's, you know, that's the point of the movie, but that is really exciting and interesting.
Starting point is 00:33:36 You know what I mean? Like, yes, absolutely. We don't get Delroy Lindo slamming ass, but he's amazing in this movie. Delroy fucking rules, man. He's like me, he's married to the bottle, dude. That's how that works. Yeah, same.
Starting point is 00:33:48 But, yeah, I mean, the, with the, you know, sexiness of it all. I mean, like, we're going downtown in this movie, everybody. We are going, the express train downtown. Holy shit. I couldn't believe what I was watching. theater was amazing and I was like look at this I didn't even have to go to 8th Avenue put on a trench coat
Starting point is 00:34:03 what I got going on right here on the Upper West Side excellent it's really great and it's not even you know a parallel to that movie is Dustal Dawn because obviously the twist of the vampire stuff sure that has sex stuff in it but this is like it's that's more you know the old police squad joke the directors the writers barely disguised fetish
Starting point is 00:34:23 this is you know like a real deal like this is like it matters to the people you know mean they wait like you know what i mean like when when certain characters you're hook up you're like oh they're getting back together oh this like this kid's fucking finally coming into his own by again by going downtown by going downtown dude and i i think that what you're saying there is really interesting and i think what it is right is from dust till dawn it is sexiness for us the audience only yes you know versus this in this and sinners it's also sexiness for like the characters
Starting point is 00:34:57 like it's important to the characters like yes the characters in from dust to dawn are excited about the sexiness but like it's not important to the characters overall it's important to have that in this movie yeah and I see Rachel in the chat mentioning anora being sexual yes but that
Starting point is 00:35:13 movie only got like 20 million at the US box office yes for sure great movie too great movie no shade there but it's not it's not the scope of this it's not a major wide release I didn't put the look it up here with the number of screens this bad boy is on um great score uh i mean this is a
Starting point is 00:35:33 i will ask this question without saying what it is it's something that uh has stuck with me in a really good way uh what do we think of the stingerness of the movie like the fact that like certain really important plot points happen quote unquote after the credits although it's like i think that's that's i agree and i think it's it's there's so few credits it's like you know a film by Ryan Coogler, maybe, like, it says sinners. It seems like the credits are started, and then we jump back into what is kind of a cool coda. Sure.
Starting point is 00:36:03 I mean, I feel like, because, you know, movies have been doing this now, you know, like Marvel movies and stuff have been doing this now for 20 years, that it's now part of the cinematic language, the GD's out of the bottle. You have, you know, there's, there's going to be, people are going to fuck with the credits, and that's fine. I mean, I think it's pretty directly,
Starting point is 00:36:20 I think he's talking about, part of this movie is him talking about going to Marvel. and what it is to recover from that and to come back from that. It was a sin, right? It was a sin. There's a lot of ways to take it in, but I think that puts a stamp on it even more is that he had a stinger like that,
Starting point is 00:36:36 at that point, especially in that credits, right where the credit, right where that scene would be in a Marvel movie. Yeah, I mean, I get all that. I just don't like it. I feel like because it's such a, it winds up being what is such a natural ending to the movie. and it's an awesome scene
Starting point is 00:36:54 don't get me wrong it's awesome but like I have to say you know and yes it's not as drawn out as we've seen in like other like you know big action movies and you know superhero stuff specifically but like it's at least long enough that like there were people
Starting point is 00:37:09 out of the theater and I know it's like that's that's on them and whatever but like there was just something about it and maybe I'll feel differently if I see it a second time but I just remember thinking like all right you know what I mean like because I don't like it when Marvel does that. I'm the, I'm the, I'm
Starting point is 00:37:26 like Ebert, man, like once the credits hit, do not tell me any more story, you know what I mean? That's just that's just me. But that scene itself though, man, it's awesome. Oh, is it awesome? Also, I enjoy, I feel like if you want to nitpick the narrative and be like, oh, maybe
Starting point is 00:37:42 if you moved up that to coincide with the vampireness of it all, maybe it would be more structurally like a, you know, whatever. But I love seeing those guys guys get lit up, not the vampires. Yes. Yes. Oh, yes. Absolutely. That's very nice.
Starting point is 00:37:58 And also, Michael B. Jordan's a fucking movie star. I mean, that's, you know what needs me to tell them that, but like it is one of those things where it, when he does it, and it seems like only with, what do you call it there, with Googler, it just like they have such a perfect, it's, it's
Starting point is 00:38:14 a carpenter Russell situation at this point. You know what I mean? Yes. That's an excellent, excellent comparison. Because, I mean, yeah, we've all seen him in other stuff. And it's not that he's bad, but I'm just thinking about, like, remember that Fantastic Four movie? You know what I mean? And, like, that's not his fault, but like, no. Still have not.
Starting point is 00:38:31 That's clearly just not. Oh, well, you will. Oh, a little hint. A little hint for everyone. But it's interesting because, like, yeah, seeing him. I mean, I don't know, because like, that's like Wakanda Forever, which he's in flashbacks of and stuff like that. And then, which is like a whatever movie. And then the third, the third Creed movie, which I liked, but that's the third.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Then all the Jonathan Major stuff happens. And it's like, do I want to really go back to that? So like, you're not wearing that t-shirt. That's for sure. Yeah. Yeah. And I know Coogler didn't direct that third one, but I think he still was a producer round or whatever.
Starting point is 00:39:03 But like this team up when it's like this man, it's cooking. And you're asking double duty. And it's like it is a double duty. You're playing Twins performance. And it's not like one is just exactly the same as the other. Like they're really just two different guys. It's not like the Alto Knights, which we reviewed recently.
Starting point is 00:39:22 where it's De Niro and Hat De Niro. These guys actually felt like actual characters and people. They both have hats. But he doesn't. That's maybe the magic of it. That is really it. I also think that like he also doesn't like do a bad accent for one or a limp or like it. The movie does it.
Starting point is 00:39:40 It's very double dragony. You know, that one's blue. That one's red. And I like that about it, you know. Yeah. No, it's, it's simple. They're not overthinking it. And yet at the same time, it's still managed to be two different people.
Starting point is 00:39:52 that you're aware of, which is great. I have to say another reason for me to see the second time, man, I went to the bathroom at the absolute wrong time. Like, I was dying, man. I had a huge soda that I'd been really rocking, like when, like, Maria Menunos was still on. Oh, no. So I really had to go to the bathroom. And, man, I was at the old 84th Street AMC, where it's the split level,
Starting point is 00:40:17 and the bathroom's only on the middle floor. So it takes fucking forever to go to the bathroom. Bathrooms out of order. You got to use the other tower. Dude, honestly, like, that's what it feels like sometimes in that, in that theater. And so, like, I just couldn't take it anymore. And I got up, and it turned out, like, I got up right before the mayhem started. Like, I came back to the theater and, like, everything had gone tits up. And I was, like, worst time to pee in a long time for me in bathroom stuff in the movies. I will say, I think that that's probably not that anyone cares about this, but these four people, but it might be a early contender for WLM of,
Starting point is 00:40:52 2025. If you want to hear four white guys talk about that movie. Yeah. On a very surface level on a very isn't it cool level. Let's talk racial politics. You guys go ahead. I'll be over here.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Steve, you're ready for it? I will say speaking of the music, though, that dude Saul Williams Jedediah. Awesome. Awesome guy. really really great performance and Miles Canton as Sammy really fucking great
Starting point is 00:41:28 like just all these all these actors I hadn't seen in stuff really I gotta say fucking Jack O'Connell as evil Irish vampire absolutely he's fucking great
Starting point is 00:41:39 he's getting some heat now too are there is they're talking to him for Bond is that really oh interesting he'd be a natural pick that would be a natural mechanic I think
Starting point is 00:41:49 he's really good I like that um yeah i just i can't wait to see it again it's one of those things too oh haley steinfeld also just to oh yeah she's great and but i mean buddy got at the end having him be the guy it's so perfect i mean it's just perfect it really really i was like i was totally like that was so cool that those people that i said were like leaving i wanted to be like no come come back something cool's happening yeah and also the haley sinfield part it's just like she's you know again i liked her on that hawkeye series you know i'll watch whatever the next marvel thing she does is but i had seen her in a little bit
Starting point is 00:42:26 like really do something and like it was like oh wow again like this woman is like fucking phenomenal yeah yeah really good yeah so i will be either back to the theater or getting this on blu-ray as fast as i can because uh yeah one of the year one of the years best i have to say um now on to possibly the funniest movie of the year the new tim robert Paul Rudd joint Friendship If you like feeling like you're being grilled the whole time
Starting point is 00:42:58 Like oh God Like it is I mean like that's I mean the balance of it is perfect Like it's all punishment And pleasure on this It's all just constant like Get me out of this room
Starting point is 00:43:10 But also this is amazing And hilarious that this is happening I was really surprised to see Robinson didn't have a writing credit on this It's just it's a writer director The guy Zach something? Andrew DeYoung? Andrew D. Young, thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:43:24 And, like, who's not even a how you should leave guy, I think you should leave guy. But, like, the voice is perfect. And I'm sure there's a lot of improv too. Like, it's a great playhouse for the weird, unique Tim Robinson of it all. And I think that that's,
Starting point is 00:43:38 that's a rarity for, like, a sketch comedian to be able to play on a big, not play at a big stage, but expand that into a 90-ish-minute movie. I think you're totally right, because if ever there was a dude, where you were like how's this guy
Starting point is 00:43:53 gonna transfer it to a movie like it's Tim Robinson and I mean the I mean the answer is you write a movie that's a feature length I think you should leave sketch and he can be great in it like he's just a dude
Starting point is 00:44:05 that his performative vibe is such where I don't and I love the guy I think he's hysterical I just don't know what that range is because like him on Detroiters for what I've seen of Detroiters like clips on YouTube and whatever
Starting point is 00:44:17 it's the same kind of delivery that's great and hilarious and weird, but, like, I don't know how wide of a net you can cast with that. And luckily, he's got the fan base for that TV show because it wasn't, it wasn't on here, because it wasn't top five. But this was seven at the box office this weekend.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Like a nice expansion for A24. People like this guy. I mean, this guy's got real. But that's to what you were saying, Andrew, he changes the temperature of the room. You cannot, you cannot shove him in. I mean, this will speak to why he was similarly dismissed from SNL. is because he doesn't fit into the normal thing.
Starting point is 00:44:53 His tone is very specific. And like, I would like that. That's what kind of frustrated me about this movie is I do feel like this is right on the lip of being something really serious and like really cool that goes beyond. I think you should leave the movie. It is the best version of I think you should leave the movie as well.
Starting point is 00:45:12 And like I kept on waiting for it to put that little push into another realm and it never quite does that, I think. I agree with that. I actually, but I also kind of like that about it. I don't, I like that this stays right in dark comedy. It does never reach for profundity or like a really like dark moment that makes you go, whoa, what was I even watching? Kind of. Right.
Starting point is 00:45:33 I think that that sometimes works. It could have worked here. I think I appreciate this movie being kind of sure footed in like let's just really kind of squeeze as many laughs. By the way, Kate Mara is fantastic in this movie too. Yes. Yep. I haven't seen her in a bit either. I thought that she's great.
Starting point is 00:45:48 But Steve, I would argue it does go for profundity in other moments. Like, there are moments in this where I felt like they were trying to say something about detachment, about, like, how the family unit is, like, destroyed at this point. And, like, how friendships are even, like, it's very specific what you can do and what role you can fit in a relationship. I do think it's trying to go for those things, but it can't, it doesn't make that last push to make an actual. And, like, I'm not going to complain about a brain candy. I like brain candy Brain candy was a fine motion picture Yeah so like to have a brain candy
Starting point is 00:46:24 Four I think you should leave It's just fine with me But I did keep on feeling like They were teasing something bigger I buy that Well it's kind of funny right Because there's moments in this movie Where it could be a thing where it's like
Starting point is 00:46:35 Sketch personality Tim Robinson jumps out of the comedy television And is in the real world In one like you know what I mean Like almost like an Encino Man thing in some ways Like because like there's like And this isn't a spoiler.
Starting point is 00:46:48 It's like essentially the inciting incident of the movie. But like he's hanging out with Paul Rudd and Paul Rudd's other friends. And he acts like Tim Robinson in a Tim Robinson sketch in front of just normal people and they're disgusted by it. And that's like what sends him like on this journey and whatever. And like I feel like that's true. Like if you get this dude in a movie with real people, it just is like oil and water. It's not going to work. And that's why it's kind of funny that like a lot of this movie is him.
Starting point is 00:47:17 by himself, honestly, like talking to himself. You know what I think? It's like he's literally the only one that can stand to be around himself, which I think is very great. Just for you, a good spattering of John Glazer in this movie. Oh, I'm excited. I love
Starting point is 00:47:33 John Glazier. I did not get a chance to see this movie yet. I did meet the director at South by Southwest, and I said great movie. Nice to meet you. What are you going to do? You got to fake the funk. What are you going to do? Shake his hand and say nothing. I'm being introduced to the man. We were at the party for his movies company.
Starting point is 00:47:53 You can't just say you didn't see the movie. What are we doing there? And Tim was there. It was very exciting for all of us. All the side parts are really good, too, what you were saying, Steve? I mean, what's his Eric Ray Hill and Connor O'Malley are both in it. Yes, oh, my God. Both are really well.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Connor O'Malley's so fucking funny. His toast in that movie is so fucking funny. I won't say what it is. I cannot wait. I also love, there's, again, we're talking with Thunderbolts. The Marvel stuff in that movie, movie is such a funny runner. Like, there's a little bit of it in the trailer.
Starting point is 00:48:21 At a certain point, someone sees a superhero and is like, ooh, I look like a Marvel. And I fucking lost my mind in theater. I look like a Marvel. Yeah, but there's so many jokes that I won't spoil. It's a really fucking funny movie. Machine. If it when it comes out to you, please see it.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Yeah. Oh, Eric, you know who else is in it for a hot second? Who is it? Raphael Sabarge. Oh, that's a lot. No, actually, you wouldn't get I was mixing him up with someone else. He's a TV actor you would not care about.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Actually, speaking of TV actors, Eric would care about because I do know Eric, is I believe his name is Simon the Cylon. He was like the doctor Cylon, you know what I'm talking about? Sure, yeah. See you know he's in this? He's like the boss of him. It was driving crazy the whole movie and then it finally hit me. I'm like, oh, it's that guy.
Starting point is 00:49:11 That's hilarious. Okay. Well, now I'm definitely seeing it. Yeah, I mean, it's, I was laughing through the whole thing. And my, my, like, minor complaint about, like, it is an 80 minute, I think you should leave sketch. And it felt like it dragged a little bit, but like, who gives a shit? Like, I even, I remember, like, typing that on letterbox. And I was like, and right after that type, it doesn't matter. Because it truly does not.
Starting point is 00:49:38 But, yeah, big, big recommend for friendship. And I'm curious to see, with this, like, seven at the box office, I wonder what A24 will consider expansion. mansion-wise after this. So, you know, maybe you won't have to rent it, Eric. I don't know. I'll be very interested because he's also got the Macs series coming out this year. So I'm really interested in see where he's going to be going next. Who, Tim Robinson?
Starting point is 00:49:59 Tim Robinson has a Macs coming out later this year. I'm sorry, HBO Max. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. We went back. Excuse me. Pardon me. What is that called?
Starting point is 00:50:09 The chair company? Oh, I don't know. It's, uh, is he acting in it? It's not his, uh, he's in it. I mean, it was. It was on the preview thing when they did the, like, you know, like Last of Us two premieres and they're like, here's our year. Oh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, here it is.
Starting point is 00:50:28 It's just weird. There's like barely any info in IMDB and it's not even attached to his IMDB page yet. Yeah, it was very secretive looking from the beginning, so I don't know what's going on with it. But I'm very much looking forward to whatever he's doing. Yeah, I'll check it out. All right. Last one as we head to the top of the hour here. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Final Destination, Bloodlines. Directed by Zach Lepovsky and Adam B. Stein. Zach Lepovsky. So these dudes are like kind of a duo now. Zach Lopovsky by himself directed Lepricon Origin. Oh, wow. I have not seen that one yet. I think we will at some point.
Starting point is 00:51:11 The way things are going. Might have to get there eventually. we'll get there eventually are dead meat ready they should be ready because it's going to happen they oh they've seen it James and Chelsea have it on Blu-ray no doubt of my mind about it
Starting point is 00:51:25 Maybe I think that's the one That stars a rassler I think it is That sounds right Anyway this doesn't have any wrestlers in it That I know of but man did I have a fun as fuck time with this movie I don't think I've seen one of these
Starting point is 00:51:40 In a theater since like two But it's possibly even one was the last time I saw these. I mean, I'm not a huge fan of the franchise in general, but this is now my like second favorite one or my third favorite one. It's definitely way up there. I mean, you got a disgusting shit boy in this one. I'm not going to say anything else, but, oh, baby. I mean, work, I, I have almost nothing bad to say about the, like, the movie itself. It's the, and I brought this up a little bit in the letterbox review. I, the, the, the kills are brutal. They're all of a very similar thing.
Starting point is 00:52:14 digital, the CGI in this did bug me, because it did continuously kind of look the same after the thing happened. Like, it was just a big, goopy mess. And I'm just like, okay, maybe that's what it is, but like, we are getting farther away from, and I
Starting point is 00:52:31 know, it's my old, you know, light hitting things thing, but also just because, like, I like a mix. If it was a couple of those and then a couple of, like, normal ones, like, where it's just like, oh, they're like, there's a, uh, something in the middle of their chest or something like that
Starting point is 00:52:46 and like that's fine they do a little bit of it affects like a little put a prop there or something like that but like the fact that it's all that it kind of started making it feel repetitive to me and I can see that there's a death in this movie that
Starting point is 00:53:02 there's a very similar one in the I think totally great the monkey and the monkey uses a little more practical effects with it and it's it's better for it. It really is.
Starting point is 00:53:16 Yeah, there's a lot of computer stuff. And I think it's just because a lot of it is like you're doing some crazy stuff. And so to like orchestrate that, I guess as, you know, easily as possible, you know, you don't have time to get Tom Zavini on every one of these things. That's true. It would be better. You're right. It would be better with those practical effects.
Starting point is 00:53:34 But one thing I've got to say, great opening sequence. Yes. Oh, man. Restaurants with views. When will we learn? I know. Oh, dude, I know. Similarly, and drop from prior this year,
Starting point is 00:53:49 had a, when will we learn with these restaurant views? Exactly. I want my restaurant to be no more than a second story most of the time. Has any of you been to the Space Needle? No, no, no, no. I've stood under it. I had dinner there with my parents. It is the time, I think it was the first time I ever played the Simpsons arcade game
Starting point is 00:54:09 because they were like having a drink at the bar, and I was like, well, I can't be here for this bullshit. I was like they're like go upstairs where like the bathrooms are and there was just arcade games and the Simpsons was there and I was like oh that's awesome you threw a quarter off the yeah yes I did look I just need to see what happened I did that in Toronto there was a big tall restaurant it might have been a similar space needily kind of deal I forget what they have in Toronto there is a CN tower yes yeah we went to there's a really good Korean barbecue place in Ktown that's like super hot that's cool um but like in a bill i wasn't at like the top of uh monument like a space needle thing it's just a big skyscraper uh when i ate at the rainbow room one time so that's another like restaurant i guess but yeah i mean this opening sequence is awesome uh you'll never hear uh the amazing song shout the same ever again which is which is great i really loved the music cues in
Starting point is 00:55:09 this um and just the story it's it's an interesting take on all of it. Good idea. Really good idea. It's a solid idea for how to like keep doing this and make it different, but also expand it and still connect it to the other stuff. We got to mention the Tony Todd.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Oh, great moment for Tony Todd. Dude, I can I tell you guys, I literally started crying. I did. I got emotional. I got emotional, man. And it's interesting because you read up about that moment. And I guess,
Starting point is 00:55:43 like according to the filmmakers they were like look in this moment because like you can tell watching it and if you've seen the trailer like he's visibly ill oh yeah yeah uh in the movie and they were like hey for this last thing um it's not really scripted like and you don't even have to really talk to the characters
Starting point is 00:55:59 this last thing that you're going to say take it from the heart and like talk to your fans and as soon as I read that like I got emotional all over again in that moment because it's just like when you're watching it and you didn't know that I was like this feels like kind of out of place, but it's also, like, really sincere and beautiful, so, like, I'll allow it.
Starting point is 00:56:16 And then you read that, and I was like, oh, my God. Like, his, like, his final farewell is captured on film in this movie. Did you weep and say, I don't want to fuck with that, Mac Daddy? I do not want to fuck with that McDaddy. That is one Mac Daddy I will never fuck with. Oh, because he was the fucking Mac Daddy
Starting point is 00:56:34 to rule them all, man. He sure did. Taken too soon. But, uh, yeah, his, his clip is cool. And it's like, It makes that character makes sense. Like we've talked about him in other Final Destination episode discussions over the years. And we're always like, what's the deal with Tony Todd's character?
Starting point is 00:56:56 And this movie, like, solidifies what it is. And it's kind of great. So it was a nice thing to add in there. I cannot imagine we're not going to see more of these. Oh, of course. That's $1.501 million. But you know what, though? like they just said
Starting point is 00:57:13 we're going to do final destination bloodlines we're going to put it out we're going to see what happens I didn't have to hear anything about it so first part of a proposed trilogy that might fail you just did one and it was great and now you can do another one and see where that goes
Starting point is 00:57:29 that's how sequels should work yep absolutely also another thing on the performance wise every single person in this movie knows exactly what kind of movie they're in They know exactly that they're in the new Final Destination movie, and they act accordingly. I love the cousin, the Piercings guy who's all over the trailer.
Starting point is 00:57:50 That dude, I don't know if I've seen him in anything else. Fucking hilarious in this movie. It's almost like a star-making role for this guy. Richard Harmon, he plays Eric, and very good. Let's see what else he was in, nothing I've seen. Who are his parents? I don't know about star making. Well, who are his parents?
Starting point is 00:58:07 What are we talking about? That's fair, yeah. If it's a Harmon, is he related to Mark Harmon? God, I hope so if he wants a career. Yeah, I don't know. But he's really great. I mean, everybody, the main woman is great playing Stephanie, I think, the character's name is. Okay, yes, of course.
Starting point is 00:58:25 His dad is the director, Alan Harmon. There you go. Directed some of the TV movie Wolf Canyon. R. L. Stein's The Haunting Hour in 2014. it's like minor TV stuff but I think that might be enough to maybe lift them up above the common man Maybe
Starting point is 00:58:44 Maybe you know who else is in it though And this is it like because it's like a It can't be nepotism because it's one for one They're like siblings kind of at the exact same level But the kid who plays the little brother Charlie is the actor Teo Brionas And he is the younger brother of Issa Brionis
Starting point is 00:59:05 from Star Trek Picard, but Chris Cabin, she's also on the pit. Oh, she's the, she's like the cocky, uh, day one. Yeah. Doctor. She's good. Um, yeah. New, new, new family info in. This is actually, this is going well for our guy here.
Starting point is 00:59:22 Uh-huh. As sisters, Jessica Harmon, who was in the 2006 black Christmas. Oh, okay. The TV show, I zombie. Uh, she's been acting forever, Agent Cody Banks. He has, uh, all the hits are here. He has a very Kyle Gullner energy to him, from like Smile 2 and Strange Darling. Yep.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Yeah, absolutely. Very similar kind of thing. And he's got a cool IMDB picture. So how about that? There you go. Yeah, I have not seen this guy in anything. I didn't watch The 100 on which he co-starred on 89 episodes. Oh, one episode of Tracker.
Starting point is 00:59:59 Bulk of the series, dude. Coming up after the game, the 100. Try and figure out what that is. you won't oh steve holy shit dude how many let's see um oh wow five episodes of the flash he played captain boomerang six episodes of the killing oh when we come back we will be talking tracker what is he tracking i don't know he was in that r l stein the haunting hour that his daddy directed that coming up after the ball game it's on screen live where four fat guys go through obscure actors chymographies one by one.
Starting point is 01:00:36 What else are we doing? Come on. I am trying to get us out of here. That's what I'm dude. It's 102 p.m. All right. Let's see who else is related to who. Bloodlines, dude. That's the... See, that was the game. It's all bloodlines. Oh, there it is. You've traced the true
Starting point is 01:00:50 bloodlines now, my friend. That's it for this week. Y'all coming up tomorrow, of course, on the free feed and, of course, ad-free on Patreon. We're talking Star Wars episode three, Revenge of the Sith. Yeah. Add free on the Patreon, like I mentioned.
Starting point is 01:01:05 This was a good time to revisit this. Some thoughts have changed, some surprises in there. It's a fun-ass episode. Lots of Palpatine impressions. Oh, yeah, as well, of course. And then on Thursdays, we've got a little bit of a Star Wars week here on the show. The Gleap Gloucler is dropping. That's right.
Starting point is 01:01:21 We're talking about color. Yes. You guys are to love color. Skeletor-looking motherfucker here. Force-sensitive, ne'er-do-well kind of a guy. He's a genocide guy. it's like ripped from the headlines it's great but that is going to do it for this week everybody
Starting point is 01:01:40 thanks for tuning in to on-screen live just a show reminder we're going to be off again for another couple weeks we get some work-related stuff in the holiday next Monday so we'll be back in June to wrap up the rest of this OSL season so thanks so much for tuning in until next time I've been Andrew Juppin Eric Sisko Chris Gabben have a good week y'all bye-bye
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