We Hate Movies - S15: On-Screen Live 5.19.25: Our Reviews of Sinners, Thunderbolts*, Friendship & Final Destination: Bloodlines!
Episode Date: May 21, 2025On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're playing catch-up as we review a bunch of stuff we've seen over the last few weeks since being off the air, including: Ryan Coogler's Mississippi-set vampire op...us Sinners, Jake Schreier's solid MCU entry Thunderbolts*, Andrew DeYoung's outrageous Tim Robinson comedy Friendship, and Zach Lipovsky & Adam B. Stein's horror franchise revival Final Destination: Bloodlines! All this, plus the weekend box office numbers and more! Snag your tickets now for our next Worldwide Digital Experience, happening Friday, June 20th at 9pm/eastern! We'll be talking all about the fabulously fun Dick Donner superhero sequel, Superman II! There will indeed be an over-served, over-indulged After Party Q&A happening immediately following the show—both the Superman II show and the Q&A will be available for replay for 14 days after broadcast. Don't miss this one, it's gonna be super fun! U.K. and European listeners: be sure to snag your tickets for our 3-night, 6-show residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival, happening this July 18-20! Two shows are already sold out, so you don't want to miss out! On-Screen Live airs Mondays at noon/eastern on our YouTube channel! Through December 2025, we’ll be donating all proceeds from our Tee-Public store to the Center for Reproductive Rights. Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new GHOSTHEADS, Too Old for This Shit, Forrest the Universal Soldier, and Jack Kirby designs! Pick something up and support a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
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Oh!
my goodness, welcome back one and all to on screen live.
My name is Andrew Jupin, and this is our show for Monday, the 19th of May.
Yes, we are aware we have been off the air for quite some time, but we're back now,
ready to talk about a bunch of movies that we have seen over the last three or four weeks
since we last joined y'all.
Thanks so much for tuning in.
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Help us buck that shitty algorithm.
Uh, I'm going to bring in some buds, some buds, some well-dressed buds, some excited buds, some handsome buds going to bring in excited bud. Hey, Steve Say that, go Nix. Yeah, absolutely. I'm glad I'm not the handsome one. Thanks for delineating that. So clearly, absolutely not. Thank you very much. Uh, no, I'm so excited for the Nix. Uh, we'll see if New York. By the way, I'm just sort of curious, uh, we said we're off the year. I think we've been releasing content each and every week. And, uh, we're
Both to your and in Patreon, by the way.
Sure, sure.
We've been fucking killing it.
How about that intro to those episode, gang?
Let's hear it.
Oh, absolutely, absolutely.
All right, going to bring in our well-dressed man.
Look at this guy, Mr. Eric Siska.
The movies are back, everyone.
I saw movies while we were gone that I actually liked.
I couldn't believe it.
So I got my friends, Dr. Pepper, and Mr. Popcorn here.
Yeah, you know.
This is why you've got to watch on the YouTube channel, folks.
You're missing me.
Eat popcorn on the air.
Someone in the chat asks when they're going to see us hobnopping with Spike
Courtside.
You know, those tickets are like $10,000 a pop, right?
I don't know.
Sign up for the Patreon.
Tell your fucking neighbor to sign up.
Increase your Patreon contribution for the month.
Do a thousand a month, maybe.
Yeah.
If enough people do $1,000 a month, we could go courtside.
Right, exactly.
Help us go courtside next season.
There you go.
And, of course, the most handsome one of us all, Mr. Chris Cabin.
Yeah, us hanging out with Timmy and Spike yelling at the, now it sounds exactly, $10,000.
That's over.
Over.
I saw some for 25K, I think, for the last game.
Like, oh, is you really?
Yeah, I think it's, it's crazy town.
Because you texted me and you were like, the cheapest ticket at the garden tonight for game six was $600.
Yes, which is crazy.
Me and my brother.
And that would be like, back of the fucking garden.
There's a column in front of.
your face. That's what me and my brother did like three years ago during the heat series that
I think they wound up losing. I think Brunson's first year. We and my brother got tickets. It was
400 bucks each in the absolute, a part of the garden I've never even understood. I've never
seen it before or since. In the rafters? Yeah. You're like phantom of the opera. We were in
a two-seater. Like I've never seen it that way where it goes so narrow up top. We were two-seaters,
which is amazing. As part of you sitting there, did you have to help like clean up
afterwards.
Yes, exactly.
Was it a love seat?
Is this a Bill Simmons podcast right now?
Would we?
Oh, let's talk about some movies.
How about this?
We're back to, we'll do top of the box office this week, everybody.
So these are movies on this day, May the 19th, in their year of release, they were
number one of the box office.
First up from 2001, a film that stars a fella who Eric's been told he looks like.
Oh, wait, is this a, there's a 2001.
Enzomnia?
Gerard Deppard-Depardue film out.
No, now I'm curious, the guy who directed Leprecon, we know, is a dead ringer for Eric.
I don't know what his name or what he would have directed in 2001.
No, it's not it.
It is.
Oh, is it?
Wait.
Oh, sorry.
Ah, yes.
A little bit of a, little bit of a tricky clue there.
Shrek.
You look like Shrek.
I look like Shrek.
And I still do.
I went for the handsome option.
I was thinking Christopher Nolan, Eric.
I would like it to be shown on the record here.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Top of the box office in 2012.
We'll be talking about a cousin of this movie
a little later in the program.
2012.
It's a big guy that Steve Sadek likes quite a bit,
and I like it just a little less than him.
Directed by a jerk off.
Jerk off.
It's not X2, is it?
No, 2012. That's worse than Jerkoff, too.
It's hard to narrow it down. There's a lot of jerk-offs.
A few weeks ago, we just did another one of these as an episode.
I guess it was probably maybe like Winter Soldier.
Avengers.
Oh, the Avengers.
That's how back we're going.
Yeah, yeah. I love that. Yes.
Dirk-off.
Directed by a jerk-off, yeah, for sure, yeah.
Top of the box office on this day, in 2023, this was a really,
this was a real
disappointing entry
in a super fast franchise
Oh
Fast 8? Fast X.
Fast X. This cabin with fast X.
Right. We saw that in Los Angeles
while we were out there. So bad
that they just decided not to make
anymore. We're not even going to finish the damn
thing. We're not doing it.
Wasn't there supposed to be an 11 that was like
the continuation? What happened to that?
Doesn't you become like a superhero
or something at the end of the X? Like I'm just
It's like next, whatever it is, it's next summer.
Oh, it is happening.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought like it was possible, like, literally, uh,
Vin Diesel has burned so many bridges with co-stars.
Nobody wants to work with him anymore.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm doing a one-man show like, like Sarah Snook and the portrait of Dorian Gray,
but it's an X movie.
It's called Bald and Furious.
That'd be great, like a stage show.
He has got, like, uh, cardboard cars come on the stage.
Oh, totally.
box cars he's playing?
Only if he has to make
vroom vroom noises with his mouth.
Yeah.
Now it's going pretty
fast.
Final one, 2009.
This is the second entry
in an abysmal
Ron Howard trilogy.
Trilogy.
Inferno.
Yeah, I think he got it.
Angels and demons.
That's the one.
Oh, the third one's Inferno.
Pardon me.
Yes, the third one's Inferno.
This is the last.
one I saw and then I got off the train with we have to start doing those movies on the show
right or those sacred cows you never know what these chatters let me know if you're going to cry if
we do those no that was that was a that was a that was a that was a me thing and uh let me just say
those guardrails are down now baby no no I'm just saying like you never know I didn't realize
nobody like nobody tried to kill me over the hunger games episode just letting you know no
well because the that's based on like a book that like younger people were reading
and Da Vinci Code and those books were for like slow reading adults to make them think they were reading fast.
Eric, you just got food poisoning.
Nobody actually poisoned you.
We're waiting for the toxicology.
Come back on that, Chris.
Like two years later?
No, we're not.
What up to everybody in the chat, Zebs 364, Jacob Talks Forever, T.J. Gaines.
Hey, our good buddy, Brandon Streisning, hanging out.
How you doing, dude?
Happy belated birthday to you, my friend.
Graham Hill, Fowl, Kevin J. James, Bussiris 87, Will Plok. Hi, everybody. Welcome back. Welcome back.
All right, let's get into some contemporary movies. Let's see what's going on round the box office. This is Highest Gross.
All right. So thankfully, we've been all right. So thankfully, we've been all right.
the air for so long. I had to
change out all the posters
save for one
for this segment here.
So coming in first at 5
and I got a little story to go along
with this guy but still rocking and rolling
the accountant too.
Oh really? Oh interesting.
I'll probably wind up streaming this
gentleman at some point.
I'm excited to yeah and I'm just you know
I'm excited to do that. Yeah yeah
it'll be on Amazon soon enough now. I have to say
so this weekend I was getting my buns
in the theater to see bloodlines
um fond destination bloodlines
I get to the concession stand
and I was just going to do my own little
Dr. Pepper Mr. Popcorn situation when suddenly
out of the corner of my eye
I was struck by something whizzing by on
the menu uh images
the you know just real because they go
too fast man they whiz right by and I'm like
what did that just say and I was like did that
just say what I think it said and I went up to the counter
and I was like excuse me
do you have one of the accountant two
popcorn containers left?
Which they did
And check this shit out. What in
the world could this be? It's the
calculator. The Airth thing, right?
Yeah. Oh, wow.
R. V. Look at this.
No, this is just
amazing. That's a head truck painted up
and hollowed out. It is. It's so
fucking is. So check this shit
out. Where is it? Come on. Do it.
Open up. Do it. You fucking thing. Do it.
It's not going to happen.
The account is back. And he's better than ever.
Hey, uh, hey, uh, his brother's here, too.
You put some of that in there.
And anyway, no, no popcorn, no popcorn or anything in it.
I'm keeping this clean.
This is going on the stupid toy shelf.
Oh, great.
Oh, that's beautiful.
I'm jealous.
That's, that's wonderful.
Steve, you're so right about the Hess truck thing, too, because, like, the wheels even roll.
Like, it's, this point, just do a for, you should do a juke joint for fucking sinners, you know,
just for all of them.
If you're really going to start doing this for the accountant, too.
Yeah, that's what, dude, I was like, this is the one.
I mean, like, I did not see this coming.
No.
Actually, I was, when I saw Thunderbolts, I had a popcorn.
It was an abusive family home.
Oh, nice.
I love that.
That's really good.
You can sleep, listen, you set the popcorn down.
It'll watch the baby, all right?
It'll watch the goddamn baby.
Might not call, but that's okay.
Put the house down.
It's smoking outside on the deck, all right?
I'm taking it outside.
You press the button.
It's like, how many times I have to tell you that?
How many times?
Get over here, but not in the fun mortal combat way.
Oh, man.
Coming in at number four, this was the only one I didn't have to swap out a poster for.
Minecraft, the movie.
They're killing.
Week 7, $5.9 million adding on to this.
And look at this.
I mean, 928 million globally, 417 million domestically.
The only thing left for this fucker to hit milestone,
is a billion dollars at the box office.
This does secure the fact
that Jared Hess will be able to make one of his
weird religious movies in between
this and Minecraft too.
He will be able to fucking put one out.
Religious movies, Chris. Is that right?
Well, I think he's from the Mormon.
He's a Mormon background.
Wait, so you have like a cipher, like a code
to figure out how
Napoleon Dynamite is
Mormon propaganda? I mean, there's Mormon characters
in the movie. Oh, that's terrible.
I forgot about that. By the way,
That's like, heater, heater's also like from...
Yeah, that was the whole thing.
And that was the whole thing.
It was like a fun Mormon movie, not like,
unlike the movie The Singles Ward or, uh...
Sure.
Which I've seen like three times because my wife is insane.
And I'm also...
What is that movie?
It's a Mormon romantic comedy about a single...
I'm hating it so far.
Yeah, about a single elder, I think, you they call it.
Like, you're just around.
And you're, if you're living in the district or whatever,
you have to be part of a ward.
and it's a singles ward that you go to.
It's like Hunger Games.
Yeah, it's very similar.
It's like Hunger Games for bigger losers.
Yes.
Oh, no, winners.
You guys have whatever religion you want.
Oh, man.
That sounds ridiculous.
It sure is.
Yes, man, another just $5.9 million added under the fucking pile.
Coming in at three, very hyped to talk about this a little later in the program.
The new one from Mr. Cougler himself.
Senators still rocking and rolling.
movie that Variety just hates to see
succeed. For some reason.
I don't know. Who would it get?
I don't know why. Have they
deleted that article yet?
Like, because you would think eventually they're just like, we don't
want people fucking bringing the smoke.
It's still doing good, fucking
four weeks later. Like, do we maybe
want to just get rid of this thing? I think that
they're so happy that the Pope died because
it took the eat off of that story.
Good for them. They might have killed the Pope.
They might, Variety might have killed the Pope.
Poor Frank.
The Pope saw that headline. It was just like,
Dios, meo, and died.
Yeah, another 15.4 million.
Dude, another, just a 30% drop, hell of a hold.
Looking at a $90 million budget.
I mean, so this thing, this thing is good to go,
and it fucking deserves to be, man.
Great.
Is that really that impressive, though?
When you think about Clarking budget.
When you specifically think about end game, an end game only,
Isn't that kind of a disappointment?
Oh, it's just embarrassing sometimes, isn't it?
Coming in it, too, speaking of Endgame,
also excited to talk about this one.
Thunderbolts, still rocking and rolling in week three
with another, you know, not too shabby,
16.5 million looking at 325 mil around the globe
and 155 here.
So this, unfortunately, with $180 million budget,
It's still a ways to go.
It's still a way to go.
I want to see the numbers on the marketing budget first before I make my prediction.
Sure.
Actually, this is not an original one, so let's just ignore all that and say, hey, not bad.
Pretty great.
Marvel's back, baby.
By the way, I wonder how much of the number is how fucking sweaty and desperate that second week spoiler campaign.
That was.
Man, oh, man.
Okay.
Yeah.
And now I fully understand.
your subtitle name, Steve.
Yes. Yes. Thank you. Actually, I saw
it yesterday. I already knew that
of course you did thing completely.
I feel like when we go to talk about the movie, we can talk about it.
Oh, we have to. I'm the fucking TV commercials. There's no way.
It's the Red Hulk all over again. Yep. It really, it really is.
But unlike that, it wasn't in the trailer, at least.
I also am curious about that, that has to be the same case with this John Wick
ballerinas situation, right? Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I was just, I was telling Chelsea about this the other day the TV ad came on.
It's the same thing, Steve.
Yeah, I think we're getting a little, and I'm going to take a victory lap on this,
because I've been anti-trailer for nearly a decade at this point.
And I've gotten shit on this show for it.
Trailers are over.
We're just at a point where just like, if you want to see the movie,
do your damnedest to not see the trailer.
That's kind of where we're at.
Yeah, yeah.
And I guess, you know, the other thing, too, is like there's other ways to make yourself hyped up about a movie
besides watching the trailer.
these are fucking bad man these i feel like these trailers you know everybody likes to point back to like
the you know old era hollywood trailers like the 70s and shit where they were like three and a half
minutes long and i would argue in those three and a half minute things they show you less about the
overall movie than these shorter ones do to this day probably yeah yeah a lot of those older
trailers almost felt like an extended scene and then that was it yeah and also if you want trailers to
be a thing why don't you let us show them and talk about them they
They copyrights strike trailers that are advertising your movie.
And it's not like they're trying to explain the story back then.
It's kind of like, this is Rock Bottoms.
He is got a shotgun and a bad attitude.
And like that was kind of it.
But like now, yeah, you are just watching, like you're having the mac and cheese bites of the movie.
You're not getting the full platter yet.
And thank you, Chris.
Also, gay porn trailers are also down.
Rock Bottoms was a great, wonderful, early trailer.
Thank you.
Thank you for bringing this up, Steve, because they show the cum shot right in the trailer.
I want to see the ending in the theater on 42nd Street next to a smelly guy in a coat.
Wait, next in a month, there's going to be three sold-out showings at Anthology Film Archive of Rock Bottoms, the beautiful film.
Yep, absolutely.
Oh, man.
Spoiler alert for the cum shot and the porno.
When are people going to learn?
I know it's going to happen.
I want to be there with my fellow movie fans when I see it.
And also, how much Seamanx do I have to buy before you stop trying to fucking sell it to me?
Dude, I got it.
It's all stocked up back there.
I got it.
And when you meet Rock Bottoms, you'll go sploosh as well.
And don't fall for buying the hijacked price of the concession stand at the Seaman X because it takes a little bit to kick in anyway and it's not going to do anything for you at the theater.
Thank you.
It's rock bottoms coming this summer.
Yes, we get it.
don't bother writing in we get it
coming in at number one
with a frigging
commanding 51 million dollar opening
final destination bloodlines
holy Toledo folks that is a number
that's a number you want to see man
and another 102 million around the globe
and check this out for all of those Gen Z
don't go to the movies no more jerkoffs out there
75% of the audience
for this movie was under 35 years old
Very nice
Because it's
And I haven't seen the movie yet
I really do want to see it
I just I saw friendship
Instead I had a coin flip
And that's whatever
I do think
This is like
It's a splatter movie
And people want to see
Like know that a splatter movie is out
Are you talking about rock bottoms?
Yeah
It's a different kind
But you know
Splatter double feature dude
You have yourself
A splattering afternoon
At the movie
And again like sinners
obviously proves that there is room
for intelligent highbrow horror
and horror that actually speaks
to certain political social issues, et cetera,
et cetera. Always has been. But there also
is room for the big dumb splatter
movie that everybody should have fun
with. You can show me a horror
movie that's like gorgeously
shot and is really saying
something to meet the moment.
And then the few weeks later I can go watch
a girl get squished in a garbage truck
and it's still awesome and it's still
all horror, baby. It's just
different levels and you know what's great too
we can have sinners
and you know we can talk about this in a sec too but like we have
sinners out there now and nobody
at least that I've heard anyway is bothering
with the elevated nonsense
we're not using the E word
talking about this movie so that's also
we're not even saying
escalator with that
no so that's a wonderful thing I feel like that
elevated thing it was like for like a two to
three month period people were really
pressing it to fucking get like clicks
on websites yeah and then they abandoned
it. Like, a couple
stragglers because people, there's always going to be
some people who are slow to the take. But like
that, I feel like that was literally just to get
people to be like, look, we're writing about
hereditary at 824 again. Aren't you
happy? Come on, will you please
read about the 824ness?
I think I'll never watch that
opus movie. How about that?
That was the realist. What is this one?
That was the
John Malkovich
I like a
film that I just
which I kept confusing that
with the Zoe Kravitz directed movie
that kind of had similar vibes
this is the first I'm hearing about this movie
and I work in the business as you can see
yes that was a real
it came in wink or blink twice or something like that
blink twice was the Zoe Kravitz one
that's the Zoe Kravitz one okay
just is similar in the sense of like
it's going to a like island owner
by a rich guy and he's weird and dangerous.
And then it's going to take you forever
to figure it out and then you're going to be like,
okay.
And then Edward says something funny
and then you're done.
But anyway, so
Killer Week for horror. Killer
Week, I should say also for Warner
Brothers, they have
three films in the
top five. Minecraft is theirs,
sinners is theirs, and
Bloodlines is theirs. So
well done.
Nice weekend for Warner Brothers.
All right.
You know, we've got this Oxford Comedy Festival of residency coming up this summer.
And I had to update the scroll below you guys because as of now,
both our Quantum of Solis show and the Hellraiser WLM are both sold out.
Yes.
Thank you, England and Europeans and whoever else is coming.
Fly from America.
Come to the shows.
There's still some tickets left.
Let's sell these out.
Flea, fly, whatever you want to call.
Yes.
going to do a show of force in Europe
which unlike we've we haven't done in
a while as Americans. Yes, of course.
It'll be a funny show
of four. Yeah, yeah. Of course. Like the last
one. I told Eric to keep his gun
at home. I have to.
They told me that. I know.
At the visa office. That's right.
Now, Cowboy, keep your gun
here. Yeah, so
two of the night shows are
already sold out. And the rest
of the stuff is comfortably on
its way to selling out. So,
you do not want to miss that head over to w hmpodcast.com click on that tour page get those ticks and by the way speaking of shows keep your ears peeled to our episode on uh revenge of the Sith dropping tomorrow fun little announcement at the top of that guy yeah something related to shows everyone coming up something for everyone exactly right speaking of something for everyone by the way if you pick up uh anything like that cool tour poster that Felipe designed for is or any number
of our fun merch store designs any profit we see off of that this year is heading right to the center for reproductive rights we've already made our Q1 donation this year so big thanks to everybody who helped facilitate that and at the end of June we'll also be doing it for Q2 so that's also over at the website click on that merch tab you know you see what's up we will sign stuff in Oxford by the way we've seen a lot of people saying are you going to bring stuff we're not and we know it's expensive to have merch shipped over there but
But we'll also sign VHS tapes and DVDs and whatever you got.
Yeah, we'll do it all that.
Yes, there's no formal meet and greet at these.
You'll just have to grab us.
And we will be accepting.
We'll accepting grabs this one time.
We will be releasing our hotel information probably late June, I think.
Late June, we've already told, we already told the staff at the hotel down at the desk.
Just send them right up.
Let them in.
Let him in.
Right up.
Let's get it to them.
So I do say it is the in-knit.
No, no, no, no, late June.
Don't blow the big reveal, Chris.
You don't know which one it is.
They have a bunch of in-it-nins.
Oh, the In-it-in.
I get, that's very good.
In-it?
All right.
Let's see.
We got four things to sort of go through and give our thoughts on today.
Some might call them reviews.
Some might not.
First up, Thunderbolts.
Oh, yeah.
It's a Marvel movie.
movie that wasn't totally putrid.
I thought this mostly worked.
I really liked a lot of the boots on the ground, actual action.
There's a lot of cool car stuff in this movie, Chase Wise and everything.
And I will say, I enjoyed a smaller story.
I enjoyed that we're not saving the world, you know, such as we've seen in other things, destruction at a minimum.
Right.
I will say that I think this Kurt Russell's son, what's his name?
Wyatt, I almost said Wade
That's why I asked
Wyatt Russell
This is the first time
He's really clicked for me completely
Like I like that he's getting older
He's seeming more and more like his father
In his performance which is
I know he's an EPO but that's a good thing
Because before that everything I saw him in
I was like oh this guy's annoying
He probably smells like milk
He might still
I still smell like milk
He's really fun in that movie
Also if you told me in the year like 1994
that there would be a major motion picture
where U.S. agent, the character U.S. agent,
a knockoff Captain America, was a major part.
I would have shit my fucking pants.
Yes, and I would have shit my pants, too,
if you're telling me like, oh, Bill Pullman's son
is going to be there with Kurt Ross.
Oh, Kurt Russell, oh, his son.
The new NEPOs, that's what it is.
But they're good.
I mean, like, you know, I actually really like the movie.
I don't love it, love it, love it.
But it's a really fun Marvel.
I think it's a bit of a hangover movie for me.
Like even though it's like it's kind of dark in parts,
which I should do like.
And I think that like I really thought it was going to be a Sebastian Stan joint,
but it's really a pew joint.
And she's great.
Yes.
She's really like,
she's the reason that movie works.
She is the lightning rod.
She's got,
she's got juice.
You know what I mean?
She was great in the Black Widow movie,
which was just okay.
She was great in the Hawkeye series,
which is really good.
And she's great in this,
which is good.
You know what I mean?
Like she's a lot of fun.
She's great.
I mean, I think that's,
be just kind of okay. To your point, I do feel the, uh, it should be on T&T and be three hours.
Yes, exactly.
Like I, you can, you should be able to fall asleep for portions of this because it does,
it's built that way. Uh, and I do feel like the, the thing with the Winter Soldier stuff,
I felt all the Bucky stuff was so, it felt grafted onto this. Like, I was just like,
this is a different movie where I'm supposed to care about what happened in Falcon and Winter
Soldier and like understand that. And I don't and I don't care. And like, the character like feels
kind of like whatever to me now, whereas
you're at least building from the ground of
Florence, the Red Guardian,
who I thought was very funny. Good
for David Harbor on that one. Oh, for sure.
The comedy is pretty good.
Pullman's kid is good. Louis Pullman, very good.
They ask a lot of him,
he does it. You know what I mean? And it's, I think it's
again, like, it's, and I think that
like it just, it's the ending,
the new Avengers of it all, by the way,
spoiler. That's the, that's the asterisk.
I think it's a fun little twist at the end of the movie
that isn't like a twist, twist,
it doesn't reject the rest of the movie.
It's just sort of like,
you know,
the Thunderbolt's property
and the first issue ends with like
this big surprise.
They're all villains.
This one ends with this big surprise.
They're all the new Avengers the whole time,
which is kind of a fun little echo of that.
I really like it because that to me feels like such,
and like the asterisk specifically,
the asterisk,
very reminiscent of reading a comic, right?
And you get the asterisk and it's like,
go back to issue 64.
Oh, mighty, like that kind of shit that you would see, which is cool.
So it reminds me of that.
But also just that notion of like, now it's the New Avengers.
The New Avengers, like, is a comic line.
And so that, it just, it felt like you're, you're amping up the comic book a
itude a little bit, even while you're dealing with a more, like, serious depression kind
of thing.
It ends on a fun comic note, which I liked it for that.
And again, without the sweat, it would have been fun to find that out in the theaters.
It was fun for me to find that out in the theaters.
Exactly.
You and I saw it opening weekend.
And it was a fun surprise.
And then everybody that just so happened to be busy for three days got fucked because, you know, they're doing the Red Hulk thing again.
And I'm like, just give it a chance, man.
I knew the new Avengers thing from the start.
I mean, I saw it yesterday.
So fuck me in the face for that.
But I think this is the best one of Marvel since Guardians volume two.
That's from 2017.
I'm not an end game guy.
I know everyone's going to be wanting that,
but I thought this was, it was solid and I was shocked.
I was legitimately surprised in the theater.
Yeah.
Go ahead, Steve.
No, no, I got nothing.
Well, I think just another thing, too,
sometimes I'm able to look back and realize, like,
how much I may have actually liked one of these
if it comes around to me reading more about what I just watched,
because I'm not really, you know, up on modern comics like at all,
And so for me, like, after I saw this movie, I went to my Marvel Unlimited app on my iPad, and I, like, synced up a bunch of Century Comics.
And, like, it's fucking awesome.
Like, the character of Century is really cool.
And I really would recommend you go out and find, like, some of those Century runs from, like, 2018.
There's another one that started in, like, 21, I think.
It's a really cool character.
I've actually never read it about it.
I wanted to.
It was a big deal when he came out, I think, in the mid-a-auts, like, 0-506 or something like that, or a 4.
the like the fakeness of him and they pretended that he was like a character that Stan
like created in the 60s and forgot about and what's awesome about the comics is when you're
reading them knowing that is funny because whenever he has to think about like his origin
and at least one of the runs that I read all of it like flashes back to like a fake comic so
like the art changes to look more like 60s looking and stuff like that so it's a neat
Which thing?
Which is rare because what they did, Marvel went to Stan Lee and they were like,
listen, Stan, what we want you to do?
And you might be uncomfortable with this.
We want you to take credit for something you had nothing to do.
Is that?
Are you okay with that?
Oh, I don't.
I'd have to reach inside my soul, fellas.
And yeah, that's fine.
You know what?
In fact, that was my idea.
You just said to me is also my idea.
Here, just let me get a second jingle here.
Okay, I'm done with Jack Kirby's grave.
Now, what did you ask?
Jingle.
I just had to zip up really quickly, Mighty Marvelite.
Yeah, no, it was great.
I don't know.
I'll say as much as I love her, I don't care for this JLD character that she's been playing.
It's like, in this movie specifically, I felt like the direction was like, now, do your Veepe character and just don't say the C word.
But then she's also, she's made up to look like Tulsi Gabbard, right?
Yes, that's true.
Yeah, they gave her the streak there.
I think that's a comic book character thing
Like whatever, Valentino
I forget her last name
I think she has a similar streak
But it is hilarious in this era
That she's very Tulsi Gabbard coded
Totally totally
And man Steve when you said it
I also forgot
I got to rewatch that Hawk I think
I have no memory of Florence Pube being in that
She's fun
And she's this character
Yeah she has good banter with Haley Steinfeld
Like that's kind of their back and forth
Interesting interesting interesting
Yeah so you know that's Thunderbolts
we'll keep we'll keep right on going here
change it up a little bit
getting into vampire territory with sinners
Ryan Coogler of course at the helm
with Michael B. Jordan doing double time
in this movie
really fantastic and I'm actually
peeved I haven't seen it a second time yet
I've only seen it once but I did see it on 70
millimeter oh cool little rich boy
little rich boy at the village east
it was it was an opening
nothing's opening night anymore
the Friday it came out it was a really
it was a packed crowd
people were hoot and hollering and
like gasping and stuff and like
all the good stuff you want and that's what
this movie delivers on like a real cinematic
theater experience that isn't
dumb and it's I had a lot of fun
with it I really did I think it's I've been thinking
about it a lot I do want to go back to it I'll probably buy it
in 4K I'll definitely buy it in 4K
yeah it's pre-ordered that baby
it's it's great I mean I think it's the real
like it's allowed to be messy
you're allowed to be messy in this movie
it is not a tight movie in any
shape or form. I don't know how
anybody could ever describe it as such.
But like, it's for the good.
Like, it's because he's trying to pack so much
in, and it's not done to just
like signal at things and to
make you think about like,
structure and like, here's what's going to happen to third act
kind of bullshit. No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's just to put in as much emotions
and big images
in this movie. And it pays off
huge. I mean, I mean, we weren't
working. Everybody's talking about the dance scene.
The dancing is incredible.
with all the different
time stuff happening
but like
just the script too
like have has there been
a sexual movie like this
how long how long
and it's number one
it's a yeah
they should do that for variety
or whoever entertainment weekly
talk about like the sex involved
in this movie you don't see that
at the top of the box office like ever
everyone has a sexual
identity and a sexual want
that is kind of revealed within the movie,
which is, I mean, it's, you know,
that's the point of the movie,
but that is really exciting and interesting.
You know what I mean?
Like, yes, absolutely.
We don't get Delroy Lindo slamming ass,
but he's amazing in this movie.
Delroy fucking rules, man.
He's like me, he's married to the bottle, dude.
That's how that works.
Yeah, same.
But, yeah, I mean, the, with the, you know,
sexiness of it all.
I mean, like, we're going downtown in this movie, everybody.
We are going, the express train downtown.
Holy shit.
I couldn't believe what I was watching.
theater was amazing and I was like look at this
I didn't even have to go to 8th Avenue put on a trench coat
what I got going on right here on the Upper West Side
excellent it's really great and it's not even you know
a parallel to that movie is Dustal Dawn
because obviously the twist of the vampire stuff
sure that has sex stuff in it but this is like
it's that's more you know the old
police squad joke the directors
the writers barely disguised fetish
this is you know like
a real deal like this is like
it matters to the people you know
mean they wait like you know what i mean like when when certain characters you're hook up you're like
oh they're getting back together oh this like this kid's fucking finally coming into his own by
again by going downtown by going downtown dude and i i think that what you're saying there is really
interesting and i think what it is right is from dust till dawn it is sexiness for us the audience
only yes you know versus this in this and sinners it's also sexiness for like the characters
like it's important to the characters
like yes the characters in
from dust to dawn are excited about
the sexiness but like
it's not important to the characters overall
it's important to have that in this movie
yeah and I see Rachel in the chat
mentioning anora being sexual yes but that
movie only got like 20 million
at the US box office yes for sure
great movie too
great movie no shade there but it's
not it's not the scope of this
it's not a major wide release
I didn't put the
look it up here with the number of screens this bad boy is on um great score uh i mean this is a
i will ask this question without saying what it is it's something that uh has stuck with me in a
really good way uh what do we think of the stingerness of the movie like the fact that like certain
really important plot points happen quote unquote after the credits although it's like i think that's
that's i agree and i think it's it's there's so few credits it's like you know a film by
Ryan Coogler, maybe, like, it says sinners.
It seems like the credits are started,
and then we jump back into what is kind of a cool coda.
Sure.
I mean, I feel like, because, you know,
movies have been doing this now, you know,
like Marvel movies and stuff have been doing this now for 20 years,
that it's now part of the cinematic language,
the GD's out of the bottle.
You have, you know, there's, there's going to be,
people are going to fuck with the credits, and that's fine.
I mean, I think it's pretty directly,
I think he's talking about,
part of this movie is him talking about going to Marvel.
and what it is to recover from that
and to come back from that. It was a sin, right?
It was a sin.
There's a lot of ways to take it in,
but I think that puts a stamp on it even more
is that he had a stinger like that,
at that point, especially in that credits,
right where the credit,
right where that scene would be in a Marvel movie.
Yeah, I mean, I get all that.
I just don't like it.
I feel like because it's such a,
it winds up being what is such a natural ending to the movie.
and it's an awesome scene
don't get me wrong it's awesome
but like I have to say
you know and yes it's not as
drawn out as we've seen in
like other like you know big action movies
and you know superhero stuff specifically
but like it's at least long enough
that like there were people
out of the theater and I know it's like that's
that's on them and whatever but like
there was just something about it and maybe I'll feel differently
if I see it a second time but I just remember thinking
like all right
you know what I mean like because I don't
like it when Marvel does
that. I'm the, I'm the, I'm
like Ebert, man, like
once the credits hit, do not tell me any more
story, you know what I mean? That's just
that's just me. But that scene itself
though, man, it's awesome.
Oh, is it awesome? Also, I
enjoy, I feel like if you want to nitpick
the narrative and be like, oh, maybe
if you moved up that to coincide
with the vampireness of it all,
maybe it would be more structurally
like a, you know, whatever.
But I love seeing those guys
guys get lit up, not the vampires.
Yes. Yes. Oh, yes.
Absolutely. That's very nice.
And also, Michael B. Jordan's a fucking movie star.
I mean, that's, you know what needs
me to tell them that, but like it is one of those
things where it, when
he does it, and it seems like
only with, what do you call it there,
with Googler, it just like they have
such a perfect, it's, it's
a carpenter Russell situation at this point.
You know what I mean? Yes. That's an
excellent, excellent comparison.
Because, I mean, yeah, we've all seen him in other stuff.
And it's not that he's bad, but I'm just thinking about, like, remember that Fantastic Four movie?
You know what I mean?
And, like, that's not his fault, but like, no.
Still have not.
That's clearly just not.
Oh, well, you will.
Oh, a little hint.
A little hint for everyone.
But it's interesting because, like, yeah, seeing him.
I mean, I don't know, because like, that's like Wakanda Forever, which he's in flashbacks of and stuff like that.
And then, which is like a whatever movie.
And then the third, the third Creed movie, which I liked, but that's the third.
Then all the Jonathan Major stuff happens.
And it's like, do I want to really go back to that?
So like, you're not wearing that t-shirt.
That's for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I know Coogler didn't direct that third one,
but I think he still was a producer round or whatever.
But like this team up when it's like this man, it's cooking.
And you're asking double duty.
And it's like it is a double duty.
You're playing Twins performance.
And it's not like one is just exactly the same as the other.
Like they're really just two different guys.
It's not like the Alto Knights,
which we reviewed recently.
where it's De Niro and Hat De Niro.
These guys actually felt like actual characters and people.
They both have hats.
But he doesn't.
That's maybe the magic of it.
That is really it.
I also think that like he also doesn't like do a bad accent for one or a limp or like it.
The movie does it.
It's very double dragony.
You know, that one's blue.
That one's red.
And I like that about it, you know.
Yeah.
No, it's, it's simple.
They're not overthinking it.
And yet at the same time, it's still managed to be two different people.
that you're aware of, which is great.
I have to say another reason for me to see the second time,
man, I went to the bathroom at the absolute wrong time.
Like, I was dying, man.
I had a huge soda that I'd been really rocking, like when, like, Maria Menunos was still on.
Oh, no.
So I really had to go to the bathroom.
And, man, I was at the old 84th Street AMC, where it's the split level,
and the bathroom's only on the middle floor.
So it takes fucking forever to go to the bathroom.
Bathrooms out of order. You got to use the other tower.
Dude, honestly, like, that's what it feels like sometimes in that, in that theater.
And so, like, I just couldn't take it anymore. And I got up, and it turned out, like, I got up right before the mayhem started.
Like, I came back to the theater and, like, everything had gone tits up.
And I was, like, worst time to pee in a long time for me in bathroom stuff in the movies.
I will say, I think that that's probably not that anyone cares about this, but these four people, but it might be a early contender for WLM of,
2025. If you want to hear
four white guys talk about that movie.
Yeah.
On a very surface level
on a very
isn't it cool level.
Let's talk racial politics.
You guys go ahead. I'll be over here.
Steve, you're ready for it?
I will say
speaking of the music, though, that dude Saul Williams
Jedediah.
Awesome. Awesome guy.
really really great performance
and Miles Canton as Sammy
really fucking great
like just all these
all these actors I hadn't seen
in stuff really
I gotta say
fucking Jack O'Connell
as evil Irish vampire
absolutely
he's fucking great
he's getting some heat now too
are there
is they're talking to him for Bond
is that really
oh interesting
he'd be a natural pick
that would be a natural
mechanic I think
he's really good
I like that
um yeah i just i can't wait to see it again it's one of those things too oh haley steinfeld also just to
oh yeah she's great and but i mean buddy got at the end having him be the guy it's so perfect i mean it's
just perfect it really really i was like i was totally like that was so cool that those people
that i said were like leaving i wanted to be like no come come back something cool's happening
yeah and also the haley sinfield part it's just like she's you know again i liked her on that hawkeye
series you know i'll watch whatever the next marvel thing she does is but i had seen her in a little bit
like really do something and like it was like oh wow again like this woman is like fucking
phenomenal yeah yeah really good yeah so i will be either back to the theater or getting this
on blu-ray as fast as i can because uh yeah one of the year one of the years best i have to say um
now on to possibly the funniest movie of the year the new tim robert
Paul Rudd joint
Friendship
If you like feeling like you're being grilled
the whole time
Like oh God
Like it is
I mean like that's
I mean the balance of it is perfect
Like it's all punishment
And pleasure on this
It's all just constant like
Get me out of this room
But also this is amazing
And hilarious that this is happening
I was really surprised to see
Robinson didn't have a writing credit on this
It's just it's a writer director
The guy Zach
something? Andrew DeYoung?
Andrew D. Young, thank you very much.
And, like, who's not even a
how you should leave guy,
I think you should leave guy.
But, like, the voice is perfect.
And I'm sure there's a lot of improv too.
Like, it's a great playhouse for
the weird, unique Tim Robinson of it all.
And I think that that's,
that's a rarity for, like, a sketch comedian
to be able to play on a big,
not play at a big stage, but expand that
into a 90-ish-minute movie.
I think you're totally right,
because if ever there was a dude,
where you were like
how's this guy
gonna transfer it to a movie
like it's Tim Robinson
and I mean the I mean the answer is
you write a movie
that's a feature length
I think you should leave sketch
and he can be great in it
like he's just a dude
that his performative vibe
is such where I don't
and I love the guy
I think he's hysterical
I just don't know what that range is
because like him on Detroiters
for what I've seen of Detroiters
like clips on YouTube and whatever
it's the same kind of delivery
that's great
and hilarious and weird, but, like,
I don't know how wide of a net you can cast with that.
And luckily, he's got the fan base for that TV show
because it wasn't, it wasn't on here,
because it wasn't top five.
But this was seven at the box office this weekend.
Like a nice expansion for A24.
People like this guy.
I mean, this guy's got real.
But that's to what you were saying, Andrew,
he changes the temperature of the room.
You cannot, you cannot shove him in.
I mean, this will speak to why he was similarly dismissed from SNL.
is because he doesn't fit into the normal thing.
His tone is very specific.
And like, I would like that.
That's what kind of frustrated me about this movie
is I do feel like this is right on the lip
of being something really serious
and like really cool that goes beyond.
I think you should leave the movie.
It is the best version of I think you should leave the movie as well.
And like I kept on waiting for it to put that little push
into another realm and it never quite does that, I think.
I agree with that.
I actually, but I also kind of like that about it.
I don't, I like that this stays right in dark comedy.
It does never reach for profundity or like a really like dark moment that makes you go, whoa, what was I even watching?
Kind of.
Right.
I think that that sometimes works.
It could have worked here.
I think I appreciate this movie being kind of sure footed in like let's just really kind of squeeze as many laughs.
By the way, Kate Mara is fantastic in this movie too.
Yes.
Yep.
I haven't seen her in a bit either.
I thought that she's great.
But Steve, I would argue it does go for profundity in other moments.
Like, there are moments in this where I felt like they were trying to say something about detachment, about, like, how the family unit is, like, destroyed at this point.
And, like, how friendships are even, like, it's very specific what you can do and what role you can fit in a relationship.
I do think it's trying to go for those things, but it can't, it doesn't make that last push to make an actual.
And, like, I'm not going to complain about a brain candy.
I like brain candy
Brain candy was a fine motion picture
Yeah so like to have a brain candy
Four I think you should leave
It's just fine with me
But I did keep on feeling like
They were teasing something bigger
I buy that
Well it's kind of funny right
Because there's moments in this movie
Where it could be a thing where it's like
Sketch personality
Tim Robinson
jumps out of the comedy television
And is in the real world
In one like you know what I mean
Like almost like an Encino Man thing in some ways
Like because like there's like
And this isn't a spoiler.
It's like essentially the inciting incident of the movie.
But like he's hanging out with Paul Rudd and Paul Rudd's other friends.
And he acts like Tim Robinson in a Tim Robinson sketch in front of just normal people and they're disgusted by it.
And that's like what sends him like on this journey and whatever.
And like I feel like that's true.
Like if you get this dude in a movie with real people, it just is like oil and water.
It's not going to work.
And that's why it's kind of funny that like a lot of this movie is him.
by himself, honestly, like talking to
himself. You know what I think? It's like
he's literally the only one that can
stand to be around himself, which I think
is very great. Just for
you, a good
spattering of John Glazer in this movie.
Oh, I'm excited. I love
John Glazier. I did not get a chance
to see this movie yet. I did meet
the director at South by Southwest, and I said
great movie. Nice to meet you.
What are you going to do? You got to fake the
funk. What are you going to do? Shake his hand and say nothing.
I'm being introduced to the man.
We were at the party for his movies company.
You can't just say you didn't see the movie.
What are we doing there?
And Tim was there.
It was very exciting for all of us.
All the side parts are really good, too, what you were saying, Steve?
I mean, what's his Eric Ray Hill and Connor O'Malley are both in it.
Yes, oh, my God.
Both are really well.
Connor O'Malley's so fucking funny.
His toast in that movie is so fucking funny.
I won't say what it is.
I cannot wait.
I also love, there's, again, we're talking with Thunderbolts.
The Marvel stuff in that movie,
movie is such a funny runner.
Like, there's a little bit of it in the trailer.
At a certain point, someone sees a superhero and is like,
ooh, I look like a Marvel.
And I fucking lost my mind in theater.
I look like a Marvel.
Yeah, but there's so many jokes that I won't spoil.
It's a really fucking funny movie.
Machine.
If it when it comes out to you, please see it.
Yeah.
Oh, Eric, you know who else is in it for a hot second?
Who is it?
Raphael Sabarge.
Oh, that's a lot.
No, actually, you wouldn't get
I was mixing him up with someone else.
He's a TV actor you would not care about.
Actually, speaking of TV actors, Eric would care about
because I do know Eric, is
I believe his name is
Simon the Cylon. He was like the
doctor Cylon, you know what I'm talking about?
Sure, yeah. See you know he's in this?
He's like the boss of him. It was driving crazy
the whole movie and then it finally hit me. I'm like, oh, it's that guy.
That's hilarious. Okay. Well,
now I'm definitely seeing it.
Yeah, I mean, it's, I was laughing through the whole thing.
And my, my, like, minor complaint about, like, it is an 80 minute, I think you should leave sketch.
And it felt like it dragged a little bit, but like, who gives a shit?
Like, I even, I remember, like, typing that on letterbox.
And I was like, and right after that type, it doesn't matter.
Because it truly does not.
But, yeah, big, big recommend for friendship.
And I'm curious to see, with this, like, seven at the box office, I wonder what A24 will consider expansion.
mansion-wise after this.
So, you know, maybe you won't have to rent it, Eric.
I don't know.
I'll be very interested because he's also got the Macs series coming out this year.
So I'm really interested in see where he's going to be going next.
Who, Tim Robinson?
Tim Robinson has a Macs coming out later this year.
I'm sorry, HBO Max.
I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah.
We went back.
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
What is that called?
The chair company?
Oh, I don't know.
It's, uh, is he acting in it?
It's not his, uh, he's in it.
I mean, it was.
It was on the preview thing when they did the, like, you know, like Last of Us two premieres and they're like, here's our year.
Oh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, here it is.
It's just weird.
There's like barely any info in IMDB and it's not even attached to his IMDB page yet.
Yeah, it was very secretive looking from the beginning, so I don't know what's going on with it.
But I'm very much looking forward to whatever he's doing.
Yeah, I'll check it out.
All right.
Last one as we head to the top of the hour here.
Hell yeah.
Final Destination, Bloodlines.
Directed by Zach Lepovsky and Adam B. Stein.
Zach Lepovsky.
So these dudes are like kind of a duo now.
Zach Lopovsky by himself directed Lepricon Origin.
Oh, wow.
I have not seen that one yet.
I think we will at some point.
The way things are going.
Might have to get there eventually.
we'll get there eventually
are dead meat ready they should be ready
because it's going to happen
they oh they've seen it
James and Chelsea have it on Blu-ray
no doubt of my mind about it
Maybe I think that's the one
That stars a rassler
I think it is
That sounds right
Anyway this doesn't have any wrestlers in it
That I know of but man did I have a fun
as fuck time with this movie
I don't think I've seen one of these
In a theater since like two
But it's possibly even one
was the last time I saw these. I mean, I'm not a huge fan of the franchise in general,
but this is now my like second favorite one or my third favorite one. It's definitely way up
there. I mean, you got a disgusting shit boy in this one. I'm not going to say anything else,
but, oh, baby. I mean, work, I, I have almost nothing bad to say about the, like, the movie
itself. It's the, and I brought this up a little bit in the letterbox review. I, the,
the, the kills are brutal. They're all of a very similar thing.
digital, the CGI in this
did bug me, because it did
continuously kind of look
the same after the thing happened.
Like, it was just a big, goopy
mess. And I'm just like, okay,
maybe that's what it is, but like, we are
getting farther away from, and I
know, it's my old, you know, light
hitting things thing, but also just
because, like, I like a mix.
If it was a couple of those
and then a couple of, like, normal ones,
like, where it's just like, oh, they're like,
there's a, uh, something
in the middle of their chest or something like that
and like that's fine they do a little bit
of it affects like a little
put a prop there or something like that
but like the fact that it's all that
it kind of started making it feel
repetitive to me and
I can see that there's a death
in this movie that
there's a very similar one in the
I think totally great
the monkey
and the monkey
uses a little more practical effects
with it and it's
it's better for it.
It really is.
Yeah, there's a lot of computer stuff.
And I think it's just because a lot of it is like you're doing some crazy stuff.
And so to like orchestrate that, I guess as, you know, easily as possible, you know,
you don't have time to get Tom Zavini on every one of these things.
That's true.
It would be better.
You're right.
It would be better with those practical effects.
But one thing I've got to say, great opening sequence.
Yes.
Oh, man.
Restaurants with views.
When will we learn?
I know.
Oh, dude, I know.
Similarly, and drop from prior this year,
had a, when will we learn with these restaurant views?
Exactly.
I want my restaurant to be no more than a second story most of the time.
Has any of you been to the Space Needle?
No, no, no, no.
I've stood under it.
I had dinner there with my parents.
It is the time, I think it was the first time I ever played the Simpsons arcade game
because they were like having a drink at the bar,
and I was like, well, I can't be here for this bullshit.
I was like they're like go upstairs where like the bathrooms are and there was just arcade games and the Simpsons was there and I was like oh that's awesome
you threw a quarter off the yeah yes I did look I just need to see what happened I did that in Toronto there was a big tall restaurant it might have been a similar space needily kind of deal I forget what they have in Toronto there is a CN tower yes yeah we went to there's a really good Korean barbecue place in Ktown that's like super hot
that's cool um but like in a bill i wasn't at like the top of uh monument like a space needle thing
it's just a big skyscraper uh when i ate at the rainbow room one time so that's another like
restaurant i guess but yeah i mean this opening sequence is awesome uh you'll never hear uh the
amazing song shout the same ever again which is which is great i really loved the music cues in
this um and just the story it's it's an interesting
take on all of it. Good idea.
Really good idea. It's a solid
idea for how to like keep
doing this and make it
different, but also
expand it and still connect it
to the other stuff. We got to mention the Tony Todd.
Oh, great
moment for Tony Todd.
Dude, I can I tell you guys, I literally
started crying. I did.
I got emotional. I got
emotional, man. And it's interesting
because you read up about
that moment. And I guess,
like according to the filmmakers they were like
look in this moment because like you can
tell watching it and if you've seen the
trailer like he's visibly
ill oh yeah yeah uh in the movie
and they were like hey for this last thing
um it's not really scripted
like and you don't even have to really talk to the characters
this last thing that you're going to say
take it from the heart and like talk to your fans
and as soon as I read that like I got emotional
all over again in that moment because it's just like
when you're watching it and you didn't know that
I was like this feels like kind of
out of place, but it's also, like, really sincere
and beautiful, so, like, I'll allow it.
And then you read that, and I was like, oh, my God.
Like, his, like, his final farewell
is captured on film in this movie.
Did you weep and say, I don't want to fuck
with that, Mac Daddy?
I do not want to fuck with that McDaddy.
That is one Mac Daddy I will never fuck with.
Oh, because he was the fucking Mac Daddy
to rule them all, man.
He sure did.
Taken too soon. But, uh, yeah,
his, his clip is cool.
And it's like,
It makes that character makes sense.
Like we've talked about him in other Final Destination episode discussions over the years.
And we're always like, what's the deal with Tony Todd's character?
And this movie, like, solidifies what it is.
And it's kind of great.
So it was a nice thing to add in there.
I cannot imagine we're not going to see more of these.
Oh, of course.
That's $1.501 million.
But you know what, though?
like they just said
we're going to do final destination bloodlines
we're going to put it out we're going to see what happens
I didn't have to hear anything about it so first part
of a proposed trilogy that might
fail you just did
one and it was great and now
you can do another
one and see where that goes
that's how sequels should work
yep absolutely
also another thing on the performance wise
every single person in this movie
knows exactly what kind of movie they're in
They know exactly that they're in the new Final Destination movie,
and they act accordingly.
I love the cousin, the Piercings guy who's all over the trailer.
That dude, I don't know if I've seen him in anything else.
Fucking hilarious in this movie.
It's almost like a star-making role for this guy.
Richard Harmon, he plays Eric, and very good.
Let's see what else he was in, nothing I've seen.
Who are his parents?
I don't know about star making.
Well, who are his parents?
What are we talking about?
That's fair, yeah.
If it's a Harmon, is he related to Mark Harmon?
God, I hope so if he wants a career.
Yeah, I don't know.
But he's really great.
I mean, everybody, the main woman is great playing Stephanie, I think, the character's name is.
Okay, yes, of course.
His dad is the director, Alan Harmon.
There you go.
Directed some of the TV movie Wolf Canyon.
R. L. Stein's The Haunting Hour in 2014.
it's like minor TV stuff
but I think that might be enough
to maybe lift them up above the common man
Maybe
Maybe you know who else is in it though
And this is it like because it's like a
It can't be nepotism because it's one for one
They're like siblings kind of at the exact same level
But the kid who plays the little brother
Charlie is the actor
Teo Brionas
And he is the younger brother of Issa Brionis
from Star Trek Picard, but Chris Cabin, she's also on the pit.
Oh, she's the, she's like the cocky, uh, day one.
Yeah.
Doctor.
She's good.
Um, yeah.
New, new, new family info in.
This is actually, this is going well for our guy here.
Uh-huh.
As sisters, Jessica Harmon, who was in the 2006 black Christmas.
Oh, okay.
The TV show, I zombie.
Uh, she's been acting forever, Agent Cody Banks.
He has, uh, all the hits are here.
He has a very Kyle Gullner energy to him, from like Smile 2 and Strange Darling.
Yep.
Yeah, absolutely.
Very similar kind of thing.
And he's got a cool IMDB picture.
So how about that?
There you go.
Yeah, I have not seen this guy in anything.
I didn't watch The 100 on which he co-starred on 89 episodes.
Oh, one episode of Tracker.
Bulk of the series, dude.
Coming up after the game, the 100.
Try and figure out what that is.
you won't oh steve holy shit dude how many let's see um oh wow five episodes of the flash he played captain boomerang
six episodes of the killing oh when we come back we will be talking tracker what is he tracking
i don't know he was in that r l stein the haunting hour that his daddy directed that
coming up after the ball game it's on screen live where four fat guys go through obscure actors
chymographies one by one.
What else are we doing? Come on.
I am trying to get us out of here. That's what I'm
dude. It's 102 p.m.
All right. Let's see who else is related to who.
Bloodlines, dude. That's the... See, that was
the game. It's all bloodlines.
Oh, there it is.
You've traced the true
bloodlines now, my friend.
That's it for this week. Y'all
coming up tomorrow, of course,
on the free feed and, of course, ad-free
on Patreon. We're talking Star Wars
episode three, Revenge of the Sith.
Yeah.
Add free on the Patreon, like I mentioned.
This was a good time to revisit this.
Some thoughts have changed, some surprises in there.
It's a fun-ass episode.
Lots of Palpatine impressions.
Oh, yeah, as well, of course.
And then on Thursdays, we've got a little bit of a Star Wars week here on the show.
The Gleap Gloucler is dropping.
That's right.
We're talking about color.
Yes.
You guys are to love color.
Skeletor-looking motherfucker here.
Force-sensitive, ne'er-do-well kind of a guy.
He's a genocide guy.
it's like ripped from the headlines it's great
but that is going to do it for this week everybody
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I'm going to be.
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Thank you.