We Hate Movies - S16 Ep828: Leprechaun in the Hood (with James and Chelsea from Dead Meat)

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

“The flute makes it good” - Chris, on the music the actors perform On this week’s episode, the 2025 Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close as we invite our buds, Chelsea Rebecca and James A. Janisse from Dead Meat, to chat about the 2000, direct-to-video, horror sequel, Leprechaun in the Hood! How hilarious are the first five minutes of this movie? Why didn’t the filmmakers realize they needed to have Ice-T in every scene? Why don’t these guys just high-tail it to Vegas immediately after shooting Mack Daddy? How hard was it for this production to make the film feature length? And who among us wouldn’t want to hit a spliff with the Leprechaun? PLUS: How are we not disposing of the Leprechaun like we did Osama bin Laden?  Leprechaun in the Hood stars Warick Davis, Anthony Montgomery, Rashaan Nall, Red Grant, Dan Martin, Lobo Sebastian, Ivory Ocean, Jack Ong, Bebe Drake, and the legendary Ice-T as Mack Daddy; directed by Rob Spera.  This week’s episode is sponsored in part by Uncommon Goods! To get 15% off your next gift, go to UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM. That’s UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM, for 15% off! Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer. Uncommon Goods. They’re all out of the ordinary. And by Mood gummies! Head to Mood dot com, find the functional gummy that matches exactly what you're looking for, and let Mood help you discover YOUR perfect mood. And don't forget to use promo code WHM when you check out to save 20% on your first order. Be sure to pick up our digital show on Terminator: Dark Fate, available now in our Patreon shop! Don’t sleep on snagging your tickets to our 15th Anniversary show this December where we’re talking all things Arnold in Total Recall! It’s gonna be a gas and we wanna see you there! Click through for tickets now! Throughout 2025, we’ll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Hey, all, before we get into today's episode on Lepricon in the Hood with our good friends, James and Chelsea from Dead Meat, of course, just wanted to make you hip to the fact that tomorrow, if you're listening to this on the day it comes out, which is the 28th of October, for all of our top-tier Craven supporters over on the Patreon. That's right. The premiere of Scarety Cats will be happening. That's right. The first of our quarterly modern horror chat show that we got going on. video show, of course, we'll be talking about Zach Craigers Barbarian. It was an awesome time to tape this sucker. Yes, there will be video. Yes, there will be audio as well. So if you want to

re-listen in the car after you've watched it, of course, or if you just want to listen, that's fine. We just want you to watch our ugly mugs. It will be available. Tomorrow, very excited about that. Also, just a reminder last week, if you missed it, the October edition, speaking of our Cravingtier

supporters, of WHM after dark aired. It was a lot of fun. We had a great time answering questions, hanging out, vibing and bibing, all that good stuff. You can catch the replay now in video and audio form on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash we hate movies. And hey, real quick, also do not forget. You don't want to get sold out of our 15th anniversary party slash show,

which is happening this December. It's the 6th of December, a Saturday night. We're going to be talking about a ton of stuff, mainly Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall. It's going down at the Bell House in beautiful Brooklyn, New York. Man, we absolutely love playing the bellhouse when we are doing shows in town. But hey, it's going to be a big gathering, sharing memories, and having a good time just yucking it up about the last 15 years and how crazy this has all been. So that is again, Saturday, December 6th, head over to WHMpodcast.com.

Head to our tour page. Tickets are for sale now. You do not want to miss out on this, folks. Hey, your 15th anniversary only comes along once, well, you know. Anyway, let's get to today's show. It was awesome doing our annual. lepricon hangout with the good folks from dead meat. There's a lot of fun. And a great way to

cap what has been another wild-ass year of the Halloween spooktacular and we hate movies. So enjoy the show. Have a great week, y'all. Oh, perfect. This week on the program, I can't think of a better way to close out the 2025 Halloween spooktacular than talking about another Leprecon sequel. It's Lepricon in the Hood. I'm Andrew Jupin. I am regrettably Stephen Sadek.

Eric in the hood. A cussmaster C. There you go. James Postmaster A. Janice. Aw. And Chelsea, Rebecca. And we hate movies. We all go a little mad sometimes.

You know, it's Halloween. I guess everyone's a title of one good scare. Sometimes. That is right. Zombies have entered the building. They're at the door. They're coming in. It is time to keep your appointment with the Wickham Man.

They're coming to get you, Barbara. He's sick for fucks. He's seen one too many movies. Now, Sid, don't you blame the movies? Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos. Put the fucking lotion in the bag. What an excellent day for an exorcism.

Hello, everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning in, as always. That's right, you guys. Holy smokes. We are closing out this year's spectacular by bringing in two of our best buds of all time, James and Chelsea from Dead Meat,

to talk about Rob Sparrow's 2000 dumpster fire Leprocon in the Hood. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hi. Well, we were going to ask how match you were. You described it as a dumpster fire stuff. It's tough. It's tough. It's rough. We're back to, we're back for our annual

Hear Me Out defense of the leprechaun films. Hell yeah. This is going to be a tough one, man. You've got a mountain to climb. I'm going to tell you that. It's not quite Everest, but it is, it's something else. It's going to be a big one. Now, this is regrettably the last one issued by TriStar Pictures. So they really, they lost a diamond franchise with this one, I guess. No, Trimark, my friend. Oh, yeah, you're right. Even shittier. Yeah, I also thought TriStar.

And then when the Trimark logo came up, I was like, is this real? Yeah, you're totally, yeah, that Pegasus was nowhere to be found. Because Trimark is just like you are literally trying to like trick someone into thinking you legitimate. Like, oh, no, no, we're Trimark pictures. So we're quite legitimate. The Sabretooth? Like, yes, the triangle sabertooth thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Put your movie out with Trimarkers. We promise it'll be discount at the video store. That's a promise you can guarantee. Do you want the smallest theater in the movie theater? We got you. Wait, so Trimark didn't get to go back to the hood? No, they did not. I would wager an even lesser company got to go back to the hood.

You don't even have iced tea and back to the hood. Oh, really? That's your anchor. They didn't find some way to resurrect him or something? I'm a zombie now. Are there any, like, recurring? There's nobody in back-in-back-in-old. There's no recurring, but they actually have a few actors who, like, went on to do things.

The guy who plays U-turn and Weeds, he's in Back to the Hood. Okay. And, oh, I forget her name, Keisha. I don't know, she was on the Lethal Weapon TV show. She was like Murdaugh's wife. Oh, wow. She is also in that movie, so. Well, the main dude from this movie.

Oh, yeah, the main, he's like a Shakespearean actor, like. Postmaster P? Yeah, he's, oh, dude. he uh he was also on uh enterprise for uh most of that show i saw that yeah the the least liked star trek property of all time it has to be right enterprise has to be at the bottom i think i think still because you know why more than anything more than the characters more than the writing more than you know the makeup effects it was the only fucking star trek show that had like lyrics in a theme song oh no you can just push that shit down the toilet did postmaster p do the

regrettably not he was right there they didn't even think no wait is enterprise the one where they cuss no no that's um discovery and strange new worlds they're cussing because it's streaming platforms this one's earlier it's uh scott bacula yes okay yeah yeah yeah captain archer anyway lepricon in the hood all right dead meat friends yes i'm gonna get this right out the way where does this stand in the pantheon of your lepricon preference it's up there man it gets up there Why do I feel like every year it's up there? Yeah, they're all up there. They're all good.

This is, it's possibly the worst made and most like amateur looking one. It looks cheap as hell. Oh man, my favorite detail is if you notice every time they are inside of a building in this, the walls are the same color. And that's because I'm pretty sure they're in the same room every single time. And they just changed the furniture. It was like a set that was in like the back of a theater or something. I mean, you're talking like, this is like cheap porno territory.

We've got to redress the same room and so on. And also not nary a camera angle to be found. We are not turning a tripod, nothing. Just flat. Like you're watching an episode of the fucking, like the non-Kaiju parts of Power Rangers episodes. That's what I'm watching here. But to be fair, it makes it more like a play, understand. Like you're at the theater.

understand with real shakespearean tragedy thank you yes well you know it does have such whimsical lines as like death to he who sets the lepracon free etc it's been a while he doesn't rhyme in all of these this is like he's going back to formula rhyming wise is that correct i i was under the impression rhyming is a is a franchise staple oh yeah no sometimes he doesn't steve's right but here he's you know amongst rappers so he has to when in rome you know Yeah, the heat is on. But yeah, there's a scene. You pointed this out, James, later in the movie.

There's a scene where you can see over the top of one of the sets. I'm pretty sure the postmaster P jumps up onto a table, and I don't know if that was scripted because the camera tilts up to keep him in frame, and you see over the top of a set. That wall is not continuous. There are definitely several shots where you can see the walls shaking and about to tip over. If you had put too much more weight going against it or too much more power, it would just knock right the fuck over.

This thing is like a comfortable like 91 minutes or something like that and when you start this like from the jump you know we are scraping to a feature length runtime because this is like the fattest credit sequence. I think I've seen in a leprechaun movie yet. I think

like you're going back like the fucking caterers are getting thanked up front. I was squirming this whole time. I'll be honest with you Andrew. I was squirming this whole time. There was nothing comfortable about any of this. I was just like the whole time it's like, get me out. I just want to be done. Please let me. It does

feel very long. Well, they have a friggin make me pretty montage like in the third act of the third. Right. And there's no reason for it. Really? No. Except to make me wish I was watching some like it hot.

It's definitely scraping too of a feature length runtime right? Because the opening shot of this is reused footage from the first movie, is that right? Correct. Yes. Wow. Oh, him sitting on the stairs. Yeah. The best looking shot in the film. It's actually pretty cool. Is it coming out?

And I'm like, hey, this is it like a fun. No, it's not. But you know, here's the other thing about it. This whole, the biggest mistake of this movie, I feel, is having iced tea not be the main character. Yeah. Of course. Because there are large swaths of this time in this movie where I'm like, you know what would make things like a little peppier right now? A little splash of to me. Of course. You know, it's funny, it's like when he gets killed, you think he gets killed early on in the film,

I'm like, good for him. Good for him getting out of this. But then he's back. Then he's back throughout the rest of it. So a little bit. Not as much as he should be. No, not full trespass time. That's what you want. You want full trespass time. So it sounds to me like you guys aren't fans

of the boys that are a trio that we follow. All these three fucking wannabe fat boys. Postmaster P's stray bullet and butch. You guys You guys aren't fans? I am not a fan because I'm going to tell you what, by that time you have a trio there, you have to have a name for your trio. You can't just be the random three.

You got to have a name. There has to be a name. They don't have a name. They think they're going to win this Vegas talent show. I love that Vegas is the fucking fireworks factory. It's the fireworks factory. That's right. Can I tell you what?

I thought, and this was very stupid of me because why would they even give any of these movies this much thought? But I'm watching this one, right? And I again, never saw it before. And I'm going through and they're talking about Vegas. And I was like, oh, prequel. Genius move. They're going to pull a Final Destination Five.

And it's going to be a prequel. And we're going to end in Vegas and he's going to be like, oh, Vegas. Wonder what trouble I could get up to here. Yeah. That would be incredible. And that would explain why all of the music and clothing and everything feels like the early 90s for some reason in this. Honestly, they, they, they.

Could have done this, though, because the leprechaun mythology kind of changes throughout the films. But this and Vegas both share him being a statue with that necklace. So they could have ended this with that. And then Postmaster Pee, like, taking him to Vegas and selling him to the pawn shop guy. Yeah, exactly. Chelsea's so right, too. This all feels early 90s. It's so dated.

The fly girls. Yeah. A reference to the fly girls. Come on. Just because we said fireworks factory, another substance. reference about Vegas, how exactly will you be rearranging this cheap set to make

Las Vegas? Because there's no there's no way they could have made Las Vegas in that warehouse. To be fair to me, it was early on I had this thought about Vegas and really quickly I was like oh, we're not getting to Las Vegas. And as far as the clothing in the 90s and everything,

it's just because the fucking costume shop was the goodwill around the corner. That's all that is. that's and even at the end he doesn't really look like when it's just when it's just postmaster P it doesn't even look like a rep group but he looks like he's about to do return of the Mac

yes he's got that kind of and I'm just like no this is different with the suit and everything yeah it's just wrong dude his Matrix sunglasses that he's got oh that sucks too but you know I I said this on letterbox and I stand by it this movie shows promise

for the first five minutes because one like we said footage from the first movie, which is a real movie. And then it leads, yes, comfortable, real cushiony, chunky, chunky credit sequence into ice tea and this fucking fro wig that he's got on.

The 70s attire, yeah. So there's, like, legitimately, like, funny moments in this or whatever. Like, you learned that his name's Mac Daddy, Cope 54 malt liquor. I was like, oh, okay, this is going to be like a funny movie. No.

No. I thought there was going to be a lot of jokes. once he pulls the bat out of his afro. Yes, yes. That's the moment where I was like, oh, this is like almost like a naked gun kind of right. Yes. Yes. That's more what, and that's back to the hood, it really does

lean more into the comedy of it. This one, I am surprised, is like, it's like a menace to society story. I don't know what you're trying to do here. I really don't. Dude, yeah. The whole like get out of Compton side story that we have

here mixed with like the very real like street gun violence of the time and I'm like what are we doing exactly? I'm looking up the writers all four of them right now on IMD and none of them have really any other credits and only one has a picture and he is in fact a white guy so I'm just assuming that everyone behind the camera here not a lot of lived experience you're guessing

yeah I don't think so. It lived experience in the sense of when they were writing the movie, they went to the video store and fucking rented menace to society. The weird thing that I don't understand about this movie, like, is the message, like, because obviously, like, you know, on a macro level, Postmaster P wants to be positive, you understand? He's doing very bad, positive rap at the beginning. Sure is.

But then when he gets the flute, he's doing more like kind of, you know, gangster-style rap. They become good. The rap comes good. That's what's interesting. The flute makes it good. I guess is it like Should we Should we the audience be like

Oh, we're selling his soul To do this or am I thinking Yes absolutely With the ending Yeah 100% I that's what I think But the

The funny thing is like It's like The whatever the flute actually does for you Is kind of like Not Totally ironed out all the way It makes people stop And turn around

And sit down sometimes Right. And then also love your music or something. Makes you good at what you thought you were doing good already, I guess. That's what really the match. I mean, it is just to keep the story going until 90 minutes. That's what these. That's all it is. Yeah, but you can't record it, they established.

Like, it doesn't transfer to. Oh, that's right. So their career, like when you think about it for two seconds. They're a live band only. Yeah, they're a live band only. Yes. Yeah. they're like a jam band

like they would get to the studio and record like they would get to Vegas and win the contest and then record and then all their album sales would just flop I wonder could you even be a band that like could you record them live and you only get recorded would that work? I don't

I don't think there's any way to make this work. It would sound like shit. Yeah yeah it's going. You can't even get a sick boot going if you're in the crowd I don't think. It would just be like a like a like a 90 they're like a 2000s message board like word of mouth you know like no I swear

you can trust me bro you got to see you in person yeah I love the whole notion of because the one guy bitch is like we can't even sample it and I was like oh so you want to put it like in a song that would be interesting too yeah so also

I just want to point out because I was pulling up the franchise on IMDB just to confirm actually that the next movie is back to the hood they really go for the the title there yes and uh in this at least third build here is lazalanzo of course very famous now for being on the boys so i think like he might be one of the more famous oh wow yeah yeah i must have last watched it before watching the boys we're talking about back to the hood yes he's rory i think he's rory and back to the hood yep oh in uh in the in the in the boys he's mother's milk yes

Oh, that's, I haven't watched boys since the first season, so I didn't even think about it. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, back to the hood is a much better made film. It's a real movie. James, I wonder if we could get him on our, we've had this show idea for so long and he'd be another great one. We've had an idea for a podcast where we interview actors and we pretend, we interview them about the horror movies that they've been in, but pretend that they're the only thing. that they've ever been in.

So Adam Scott, Halraiser Clublines. We interview Adam Scott about Hallraiser, and we're like, well, we're looking forward to seeing whatever you do next kind of thing. Oh my God, that's awesome. You guys can even like take it to the point where like you're in character is these two like aloof horror hounds where like that's all you watch as horror movies and that's why you don't know it. Like, oh, you've done stuff outside.

I had no idea. Yeah, exactly. Aim high though. You got to aim high. You got to get Brad Pitt for cutting class. like right out. Yeah. Aniston, Aniston's the ultimate one.

Yeah, Jennifer Aniston, like George Clooney. Yeah. Mark Ruffalo is in the dentist. Mark Ruffalo is on our list. Yeah, we've thought a lot about it. But he'd be great. I like the idea of Adam Scott being like, well, I was also in severance.

Oh, I'm sorry you lost your job. That sounds so bad. No, no, no, no. It's a TV show. Ruffalo's like, don't you want to talk about task? I want to talk about task. It's a good show. it's better than this for sure

oh really you wouldn't say Chris Cabin I would say I like that there is one shot in here I like because you see a pro pick in the second guy's hair and I'm like someone's getting stabbed with the trope

yep I just like immediately you just are like yep that thing's going to use 100%. Yeah that's part of the intro that I think we can all agree is a better film than what we get for the remaining 85 minutes absolutely

the so he comes Ice Tea and his compatriot are looking for gold or something. Slug? Yeah, they got like a treasure map. My compatriot slug, I love that. Yeah, I want this movie. Like, where do they get this treasure map from? Totally, like L.A. Treasure Hunters or whatever? Yeah. You have to read

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Don't miss out on this limited time offer. Uncommon goods. We're all out of the ordinary. They find the leprechaun. Again, this is obviously written by white people, directed by white people. We cannot have the leprechaun say free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty.

We cannot have it. No. First line, dude. Dude, it's insane. And that is how you are kicking off this little guy's movie. That's the first fucking thing he says, are you shitting me? Was I wasn't aware of that line? Was that like an ADR later on?

Oh, yeah. When Warwick actually came down the stairs, it was just like a tar-titi-tar, I see. And he was like, how you doing, Lepricon? And like, that was it. And then he saw the movie and he was like, damn. They duped old iced tea again. since the last time we've recorded this we have met the leprechaun

yeah did you see that picture oh yeah I emailed I'm pretty sure I emailed it to you Steve but I figured we needed to mention it on this yes we saw him at Epic Universe the opening for it and we saw him sitting there just like he had like a hoverboard that he was just kind of kicking around like under his feet he's so cool and then we walked up to him I was like

hey I just want to say we're big fans of leprechaun and he what did he say he said he goes oh you're deranged oh shit that's awesome he got you thanked though he was so funny and nice he said leprechaun should be added to the dark universe yeah the dark universe

and we were like yes we absolutely should we just talked about leprecon for like a while you know how refreshing it probably was that he was like my god they didn't want to talk about Star Wars that's so refreshing Or Harry Potter or like any of that bullshit Wasn't those good Willow kids but I'll take it

I do love catching up with you guys once a year There's this thing in the Sandman comics where this immortal guy meets up with the Sandman every hundred years And kind of catches up with it oh you know I made all this money I did this it's fun to do that but through the guys of leprechaun Every year like you know We're just all learning about each other Replytheon updates. Thank you.

Yes. But yeah, we were so excited because our first thought afterwards was like, oh my God, we hate movies. I'm so happy. That's awesome. And I think when you guys sent it, we were on tour in England, and Steve was showing us the picture, and we were like, that's the coolest fucking thing. We should mention the pronunciation. I know people write us hate all the time, because we were saying Warwick, it's apparently war or something. The second WRWRIC. The second WRWRIC is

Warrick. Warrick. Yeah, there you go. I'll never get it right. So Warwick is Yeah, he's free at last God Almighty and he's fighting ice tea here and yes, we get, first we're pulling the fucking like knife out of the fro

and then he pulls this baseball bat out and I was like, that is like in the spirit of Frank Drebin right there. This is going to be great. and like that's kind of like the last funny thing in the movie although ice tea going at one point in this in this opening well i do like the the afro pick in the neck that's a good looking like horror effect yeah yeah if i'm here for a horror movie which i should be right that's kind of cool like that's what i'm looking for right that's how slug dies i mean ice tea tries to

get this gun out before he resorts to his afro bad he gets an afro knife as well and then it's the afrobat. The thing is Slug was on his way out. Anyway, I'm sorry. Any person who was going to eat that half burger that was left there I would assume by like a Knight Templar or somebody, whoever the goddamn leprechaun

last. I thought you were implying that iced tea was going to kill him and take all the share of the goal. But no, you're right. He did go straight for that half-eaten burger. That was all he wanted. That was all that guy wanted originally. Thank you. That burger and the Colt 54 is a mystery, right? Who's

was that? Because the leprechaun is frozen here. Yeah, he's fine. And this, yeah, in the scuffle, uh, the necklace goes back onto the leprechaun. And this effect of him returning into stone is some of the cheapest wishbone, the dog shit you'll ever see. Close up. Close up. Close up. Close up. It's so, so bad. It's just like a Photoshop filter

put up to it. Yeah. And then here was what was confusing because I was like, oh, cool. like we're going to have a movie set in Detroit because Ice-T grabs all the gold or whatever and he goes, Motown, here I come. And I was like, oh, interesting. And no, he's just stayed in Los Angeles. It's just L.A.

Yeah. I know. We were disappointed. Yeah, it's a bummer. It's a bummer. I guess like, because also you're not using Los Angeles, right? So like, just say it's Detroit and still film in the back of the fucking church or wherever this was. He uses

all of his money and ill-gotten gains. to acquire a pretty humble office in downtown Los Angeles and one precisely one henchman. That is it. Ooh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's more than I have. I would like, you know, a henchman of some sort.

Sure, yeah. Who would be happy with one henchman, frankly? Too many, then you're taking turns with the bathroom and that's a problem. The one bathroom you have. Yeah, you want to have as many bathrooms, two henchmen. And like the hot water doesn't work. It's just the cold water.

Yeah, then they might start to like unionize and stuff. You do not want your henchmen unionizing. Definitely not. So yes, we cut to the present day and this is, yes, Postmaster P. And his group here auditioning to play a contest where if they win the contest, they'll go to Las Vegas, where there's another contest. And if they win that, world domination. Great. sounds great guys

sounds like you're on your way gotta brush your teeth and do your homework I'm postmaster P and I'm Puppa Possible Poo boom boom boom There was even a better version of this On the internet

Like in the early 2000s Where it was like Crunk rap and it was like Read a book motherfucker Read a goddamn book It was like that will hit harder And resonate more Than this fucking postmaster P

Yo positivity Is it what I say Yeah It's brutal It's pretty bad Was anyone else though Disappointed because we watched it From our Blu-ray of course

Oh I was disappointed Well we have the subtitles on And when it gets to the songs It just says Postmaster P rapping It doesn't They don't even bother Well that's that's unfortunate But you know since

Subtitles were brought up I'm just going to get this out of the way now I don't know what's going on on the Blu-ray of this I watched this on Peacock and you know I got the subtitles on and you know

there's certain words that come up in this screenplay that we can't say not a single person on this show can say another podcast could say it

yeah but I'll tell you right now the subtitles on Peacock are using the ER and not the A really and that was truly eye opening

expecting it to be a little censored in some way but yeah. No, it was actually the, it was the complete opposite direction of being such a right. And I have my subtitles like done in like this bright yellow giant font and it's just like

it's in my face all morning when I'm drinking cross. Right on your face. I could not believe that that happened. So peacock folks take a look. Guys, what was going on on the Blu-ray? Was it I don't remember. I don't remember you. Honestly, when it comes to that. I didn't

I did not expect Lepercon to be on peacock, I guess, postmaster, P, the P is for P-Cop. The whole franchise, I believe, is up on there. The whole thing, absolutely. Does Leprecon in either movie say it? In Back to the Hood, he says ninja. He says the ninja.

I would have, oh, isn't that funny? Clever. I would have, like, done like, fucking lepracon duel, fan duel, big gambling, and the over under would have been said at 1.5. And I would have taken the over. I would have taken a bath, of course. but I would have taken the over on that. So question here, you'll be shocked to learn.

I was, like, confused watching this part right here. What is going on with Butch and all these chemical experiments that he's doing that? Dude, they're like in the middle of a fucking performance. And Buttig's back there trying to do a science experiment with ammonia. And, like, they were cruising. I don't know what the problem was. What he was trying to fix. I think it's trying to, like, make, like, is it like stage effects?

Like, you're trying to make it more of a show? Maybe. Oh, maybe. And he just biffs the chemical compounds or something? He's doing it like, it looks like right on the turntable. So I don't know exactly what the thought process was. Maybe he's trying to clean the table. I really don't know. The joke is he's dopey, but he's actually a scientific genius is what we're going for here. No. Yeah. It's very Disney Channel. Like the three of them are very, they're like Disney Channel characters, even in their performances. Yeah. The thing with the book, guy though uh and again think about the fucking writing team here yeah this guy butch uh the the joke is is partially i think anyway isn't it kind of funny that a dude from compton's talking all science talk a little bit that's definitely i think a little bit of what's going on here because he does it way too much and it also comes to nothing nothing except for like when they start the one fire he also comes up with the clover at the end he's a genius for that as well oh yes of course smoking the clover it's more of he's the weird guy like you can't stop him from doing weird stuff like when they go and

meet mr chow uh yeah there's a big like there's a tub of something on the the shelf and he just keeps playing with it for some reason and you're like oh that's funny i guess because he's weird Chris, I guess because he's a virgin, we have to talk about, nonstop in this. And so that's why he's fidgeting with everything. And he's a nerd and he's a nutty professor. It's fucking hocus pocus in here. I was not to say, it's like that's going to be relevant like in hocus pocus. Also, in a universe where this movie was a cultural touchstone and everyone knew what it was.

And it was like, or even if it reached like the level of infamy as Gremlins too, Jordan Peele could play Butch as like a character, like Oh, right. Yeah. You know, it seems like such a goofy character that he could throw a bunch of makeup on and like be that guy. That is an earth I don't want of any part of. In the multiverse. Yeah, I'm good.

Where he's put, where he's pitching a leprechaun in the hood instead of Gremlins too. Exactly. In a world where leprechaun and the hood is more influential and renown, perhaps. I mean, there, well, I remember when this movie came out like

I was in high school and I didn't see it or anything but I do remember it did have a ripple effect of like guys there's a new remember those leprechaun movies that are terrible there's a new one and he's going to the hood for some reason and it was like the title alone right it's just because it is one of

those titles where you know you just remember it like leprecon in the hood snakes on a plane like it just yeah those some titles just stick in your noodle and this was one for sure I do think what you're looking for there is like it's the video market and it's just a whack-a-do title that will, you'll pick

it up and be like, maybe I'll give this a spin kind of a thing, you know? Right. Yeah, yeah. But there's also, I believe the reason they did this was because they did like a little bit of market research and found that the leprechaun films were popular with like the black community,

which I mean, we've said before, we said earlier this year, great double feature. This and sinners. They're both combining Irish and black culture. they both have, like, like, Google said he, he loved luck of the Irish and that was no I see it.

Yes, we talked if you are genuinely interested in a deep dive and like into the history of like black American culture, Irish culture and like the long history there, our Sinners podcast episode goes really

into depth in that. And yeah, Ryan Coogler talks, he's talked a lot about the Lepricon series and luck of the Irish and how much that kind of informed sinners weirdly so yes

well sinners has twists and turns I wish this had some twists and turns in the middle of this Kevin Costner should be in it my one of my favorite do you know he's from Compton yes he's from Compton I think his dad had like a barbarian house there

he was one of the white flight people God, obviously. Oh, I see. We're talking about some titles. I want to get to this because according to the IMDB, which is totally broken, the director of Lepicon

3 and 4, Brian Trenchard Smith pitched, his idea for what he wanted, the fifth movie would have been, which would have been the leprechaun finding his way into the White House. As the director has noted, his version would have seen the little inel trading the o-fish but

well-meaning first family as a political satire of the Clinton era that was the director's favorite president studio Trimark turned it down saying it was too out there

better movie I would like it would be like Beavis and Bahad do America but with the leprecha Give me that little guy Oh my God

He's making all my wishes come true I mean it's a proven format we had the Omen went to the White House That's right True Could I wish for a cheeseburger

Could I wish for another cheeseburger Hey lepracod Younger how about younger Even better. Oh, this guy's fucked up, man. I better get out to here. President, to stop him, you have to inhale the clover.

You have to and inhale it. If I have to, I have to, baby. I mean, Chucky ended up at the White House. That's great. In the show, Chucky wound up in my house. Is that right? Wow. Season three. It's great.

Elected office or just guesting? No, he's part of the deep state. Nameless bureaucrats Which amendment Keeps the leprechaun out of the White House The Supreme Court's going to strike it down No worry Any day now

Dude yeah Bring him right in Let's go Let's do it Couldn't be worse Couldn't be worse Couldn't be worse Give a shot

See what happens So okay so they get kicked out We're like fucking 30 minutes into this show There's nothing There's so much sleepy time in the middle We'll catch up There is nothing you're right. So we get kicked out of the audition

and all our equipment's broken. So now we've got to go to the thrift store and bother the guy from heat about getting fucking music equipment trying to fucking rip him off selling Hendrix's guitar. Oh, the joke is, oh, you know, he did this in 1971. That's what he signed the guitar.

Didn't he die in 1970? And then they go to Chow and they still don't get their fucking shit. They don't change the date. What the fuck, guys? Amend the script. Fix it. No, no, this is a copy and paste that last scene. Yeah, change the names and that's it. It's easy.

Don't worry about it. I was wondering why Jackie D. looks so familiar. Yeah, he is the guy from he. Yes. Yeah, he's just like a random like background cop or whatever. I mean, he's got like scenes with Pacino and shit, I think. Oh, oh, okay.

Is that okay. Yeah, because we just watched that. Oh, nice. On my birthday. Yeah, that was my birthday wish. Happy birthday. Yeah, this is Dan Martin as Jackie D. I think he was like a stuntman who,

kind of gets like some acting roles here and there. I love his voice. Yeah, his voice. That's really cool. There's an N64 in the background of this pawn shop. I was like, I kind of, there's one of those things where like my eyes drifted to that. I stopped paying attention and I was like, oh, that's fine. I remember being a child

and getting into it. I was just thinking about it for a lot. It's a hot item at the pawn shop, I bet. Why was there never a leprechaun game on N64? Great point. Oh, man. That's true. Leproon racer? Yeah, he always has a little car. He always has the little cars, yeah. Yeah. yeah no um is there a mode of transportation in this movie well they barely filmed outside so you couldn't

get him in a car but he could have had like a catalact i was not to say you know with the lift i was gonna say with the hydraulics like come on oh it wouldn't be that's budget though so yeah would he be the hero though or would you have like a just a white character like throwing clovers at a bunch of little leprechauns jumping over things like i don't know how that would go yeah it's a good question Maybe it'd be a really cool game where like one level you're playing against him, but then the next level you are the leprechaun. He goes like that's what you want. That's pretty cool.

And if you're going to do this, don't make it like that bullshit Friday the 13th game and that bullshit Texas Chainsaw Massacre game where I have to, have to. I am mandated to play with strangers. No thank you. Let me fucking walk around on my own as Jason and just kill NPCs. The fact that neither of those games lets you do that is so dumb.

want some guy getting off, you know, while I'm playing this. How do you not know that this game is for loaners? How do you not know that? Like, what the fuck's wrong with you? I'm 42. Anytime I'm playing a video game, it's coming from a place of deep shame and no one needs to be involved in. Yeah. Of course.

I'll tell you, the anxiety I get with playing a stranger online, I play, and I legitimately like this game. I play that little Marvel snap card game on my phone. And even then I'm like, oh, God, it's a real person playing me somewhere. Oh, God. Oh, what if they're jerking all? That's disgusting. Yeah, I hate it.

I know, I think James and Chelsea have it right. You have to switch to perspectives. Get a new moral compass, much like Last of Us to just get a nice switch there. So, you know, some things going on in this pawn shop also. We are treated to, you realize it's going to be a runner at this point, constantly making fun of Butch for being a virgin because the first thing, even the pawn shop guy is like, hey, Butch, you get laid yet or what, man? It's like, man, that's fucking humiliating.

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Gorgeous. It is beautiful. It's good. So they get, yeah, they get kicked out of the Chinese bodega as well. No one wants to buy this fake guitar. And who do they spy? But Mac Daddy himself and a bunch of ladies.

And it's, you know, oh yeah, Mac Daddy, man. He used to be a pimp back in the day. This, that, and the other thing. And here's iced tea now, you know, in the present day, very suavely dressed. I think this is the only time there's a nice car in the movie. He's got a bowler hat on for, most of the movie. I'm not against it. It's pretty

fun. He looks pretty sharp, man, I have to say. I love when he meets them right here and he goes, if it ain't the milly-vinilly of Compton Rap. And so what? Is he like a mogul? Is that what he is now? I would guess, though. I would guess mogul, yeah. Yeah. Which I don't know exactly

what that entails, but it feels right. It's a really, here's the thing. I think he's like a, he's supposed to be like a really low rent Shug Knight. Got it. Okay. So like this, which, so he's running this record label, which, by the way, I don't even think we get the name of the label,

do we? He's just like, I don't think so. He just has this label. So it's not even like, you know, death row records where it was like the biggest thing in music. Like, not that. But he is supposed to be like, I'm the threatening record label guy. Because we get their, the, the, the rival of his

company is, I assume, dope discs that tries to sign them about around the middle of this movie. They try to get them going. But yeah, I don't think we get this one man. Oh, oh, the white guy who walks in and is like, the kids are down with what you're doing. Oh, that guy, yes, who is in a really good episode of The X-Files. He's also in the end of bested show. He plays the audio engineer. I'm not wearing underwear. I am so happy to hear this because I was in my mind. I didn't check and in my mind. I was like, is this like one of those Farley brothers that just does Republican movies now? I just, I don't need. that. I really don't fucking need that. He does kind of look like Kevin Farley. You're absolutely

right. I do. I appreciate that work though if you can get it. Like if I could be in an all black production as the square white guy that's just like out of the step and like really hamming up the whiteness. I would love it. You already got the glasses. Exactly. And I'm sure. It's the Tim Heideker role.

You know? Well, that's now because it used to be Christopher McDonald's bread and butter. Oh, great. Yeah. Sure. All right. You guys, you homies can sleep up there, but I don't want anyone smoking that chronic, you know, do that kind of, like that kind of stuff, you know? Oh, you'd so excel at it, dude. It would be awesome.

So we go to Mac Daddy's office so he can hear the demo here. And we've noticed at this point, Mac Daddy has this little flute that's tied around his wrist. So, of course, you know, like, oh, he stole that from the leprechaun, obviously. More importantly, he's got the leprechaun in stone encased in glass. I mean, I guess it's like a power move, like, looks. what I did to the leprechaun. But if this is the only thing keeping you from eternal damnation

like I'm getting a storage unit somewhere maybe. Burying that shit though, but burying it I think is the better way to go James or like dump it out in the middle of the ocean or some shit. Because if it's not a storage facility Steve. True. Like let's say the record label like falls

on some hard times. The payments get backed up. Next thing you know he's on one of them reality shows where they're cracking open the storage unit. Then some poor schmuck paid $15 to crack in and at the leprecha. That would be a great opening to a leprechaun movie actually. Oh yeah, he's just found by a fucking reality show about

junk. Storage wars, that's what it was called. Yeah, some fat slob buys the whole unit and is now going through it and that's how it kicks off. Again, yeah, they would take that off. That should have been origins, the new one. They should have done that with that one. But like yeah, the smartest thing, of course, would

to be like get rid of it like Osama bin Laden's body. You just dump it over the side. But if you are going, If you are going to do this I'm sorry, get super glue and put it on the thing Make sure you can't take that fucking thing

off. The glue, I think the ocean's dangerous potentially because the water You never know what's going to lift up that necklace. Yeah, that is a thing. Here's the move. You put more cement on it so it's just a solid cube that has a leprechaun inside of it. Totally. I just thought

of an opening for a really good new leprechaun movie, I think. So cut to the bottom of the ocean. And there's like the little safe or whatever that he's in. And then one of those piece of shit billionaire cheapskate subs comes out. And then they use the little subarms to like open it, right? Just oh, let's see what's inside here. Maybe I'll make more billions.

And they open it. Take the statue out. And then like the water or whatever. Maybe he's not concrete. It like wakes him up. And then Lepricon uses his Leprocon powers to crunch the sub like a soda can. And then you have this great shot of him. him floating to the surface.

Dude, do you think that maybe that's what happened the few years ago? I mean, we don't know for sure. You're right. We can't say that that definitely didn't happen. It's definitely a possibility. Put it on the board. No, yeah.

The abyss aliens coughed him up and kicked him out of their fucking house and they went up and what year was that? Did that happen? That was like two years ago, three years ago maybe? Yes. Since then, has there been anyone who maybe seemingly has had all their wishes granted? I mean I don't know

Dark wishes for sure Someone's back in the White House That's true But so he The music's not The music isn't hard enough Exactly MacDady

Give them a choice Like he likes the guys He's like but you have to do You have to make songs about hitting women And shooting lepracons in the head Yeah Wait why did you just say a lepracons? No reason

I met homies I met homies and drugs Around here We rap about things like Breaking through a subway wall And finding a hidden I mean

Oozies And smacking up your bitch and so on One of my favorite little parts About this scene is how much The bodyguard like seems to be rooting For the guys He's like listening to the music He's like oh not bad

And then when I see he's like Turn it off he's like Okay I guess Yeah Just once I'd love you to sign somebody that I liked. You know, it is hard. MacDady, it is hard to have positivity.

You know, especially when you work with someone who's so abusive to you and times when you need someone who supports you. What did you say, little bitch? Yeah. I'm sorry. You know, it is good to read a book. I'll be quiet.

I'm sorry. I'm just kidding, man. I'm sorry. Never mind, Magdadi. You're the genius. It's all right. oh shit oh so I love the

one of the funnier ice tea lines is right here he gets a phone call from someone we never meet yeah sure the angriest phone call yeah he's just having some angry business call and he just goes I hope you had sex last night

because I'm gonna come over and cut your dick off awesome he's gonna feed it to his dog and then set the dog shit on fire like he's so stressed out and stresses me out And I'm sure it stresses on his bodyguard, too. I mean, Chelsea, he is running a record label.

Yeah, that's right. And he's got like three people on that label. And it's probably a lot to coordinate. He has to do this all the time. You don't know. He has to set the Google calendar up with all of his own platform. Yeah. And he's got to like color coordinate the spreadsheet.

It's really stressful, okay? Damn, I got to make my own copies. Shit. Yeah. See you later, weekend. I'm working late. I also, the idea of like, I'm going to cut your dick off and then set it on fire and then dog's going to eat it and the dog's going to eat it.

I'm like, I don't care. After you cut my dick off, dude, whatever you do to it, it's your business. It's just the other thing. Exactly. Yep. I'm already out. But after that, put it in that like bodies exhibit. I don't care.

So they decide later that night, hey, we're actually going to rob this guy. We're going to bust in and steal this. necklace that we saw, pawn that shit, get new audio gear so we can go back, re-audition for the contest, hopefully then win the contest to go to Vegas and do the Vegas contest, and then only then world domination. By the way, from what I remember, the name of the place, it's the Vegas hip-hop cafe

is the place that's... I'm not kidding you. Again, the fuck, why can't you name anything? There's the third thing here I've been like, why is this have a name? At least when you go to check out at the hip hop cafe you can grab a bag of rap snacks You know, maybe that would be great

We have so many rap snacks at our house From when we covered the blacketing on our channel Our entire pantry, it's like half rap snacks What are rap snacks? I have no idea what rap snacks are Yeah, I mean, hey, to be fair, we didn't Until we watched the blackening and then talked about the blackening with a black friend.

And it was like, you guys don't know rap stacks? They're legit like chips that have like rappers branding on it. Like they collaborate with rappers and they come up with their own flavors. They're like the craziest flavors, dude. They're too much sometimes. I do remember this. I didn't remember the name of it, but I remember that because I was like, I saw the blackening. What are they talking about?

Yes. Now I remember the chips. Yeah. All right. The rent is due on the 15th. No chronic upstairs for your homies. And I don't want any more. gosh darn rap

snap These are just tortilla chips Yeah, I know Yeah, I know Yeah, so What's his face? Postmaster P

is not about The Robbing at first And like, This is how shittily Shouldly put together This movie is He's like, I am not down

With this idea I will see you all On Judge Judy Yeah Cut to the next scene Where it's the other two dudes Butch and Pistol Pete.

What's the other guy's name? Straight bullet. I like Pistol Pee. Oh, straight bullet. Straight bullet. But then Postmaster P walks up with this, like, weird edit where I think they realized it takes him too long. There are two dissolves in this fucking, oh, my God. Thank you for bringing you.

The dissolves are so funny. And the only thing I think it was like, okay, maybe this director, like, came from music videos. That's very much like a music video effect. Yes. Like, nah. Yeah, it's like, See you at the crossroads.

Yeah. No, I think it was just, we have no time for editing and we have no time for camera setups. We're just going to film you walking the hallway, man. And if it, oh shit, it took 58 seconds for you to walk that far. Well,

we'll just use some dissolves. I feel like the, because this movie is 90 minutes flat and there's stuff cut out, clearly filmed but cut out of it that needs to be in it for it to make sense. I feel like the Trimark Company didn't have enough VHS tape to make the tapes that they wanted to do.

And like, we have exactly enough for 50,000, 90-minute VHSs, not a minute more. Oh, my God. They're like, we didn't get enough coverage. It just dissolves, whatever. They'll just, you know, they'll just make up what, why IST knew about the flu. We'll just, you know, let their imaginations run wild, you know, just let them do what they're going to do. Oh, man. So they, they, we have the big break-in.

They fail almost immediately because ice-te-time. he just walks in and Butch blows up the leprechaun casing here right as I think they were trying to like free it from a thing but there's this big explosion that happens and it scares Postmaster P

Postmaster P shoots iced tea Also the if you're going to rob someone that's literally up the street from you a ski mask would be nice you know what I mean like yeah a dude who you literally just had a business meeting with like that afternoon yep

yeah at least like like put on you know at the beginning of the movie they had like their nice treasure hunting outfits exactly uh so in the fracas here of course lep is woken up here and his first line after being asleep since the 70s or whatever he just goes you got more loot than tiger woods which i wonder so if he has been locked in stone oh you're right since whenever ice tea had that fro how does he fucking know about tiger woods like can he can he hear everything yes you can see

everything and I'm thinking like Ice tea there is watching a lot of like PGA golf tour or stuff channel it's just always on the golf channel who leaves the office for hours at a time and the golf channel's on yeah levin's just a golf expert

from decades of the channel he's like when I he's like when we leave sometimes and we're like, oh, we don't want the cat to feel lonely, so we put like the TV on. Yes, he does that for the LEP statue. Yeah, it does it for the statue. Here you go, little buddy.

Oh, he's going to need a nine wood. So L.O.L. to Leprikan also being shot to shit like it's reservoir dogs and his little arm goes flying. His arm gets shot off. After they call him Chuckie on crack. Yes. Every time the leprecha

is beaten up, shot, I'm on the floor laughing. It's just, it never stops being funny to me. He's like ghost face in that regard. You always love to see him just get, beat the shit out of. Absolutely. I was rewatching part one the other day of scream.

And ghostface getting hit with the beer bottles is still one of the funnier things. I'm always like, how are those beer bottles exploding when they touch his soft costume? That was the beginning. and then your next really took it to the goal with like showing how like fragile these bodies are like that I really love that movie so much

Rose McAllen throws a beer bottle I believe it explodes right on his cock and I mean I'm out for the count I don't care you know that garage scene I feel is where scary movie was born because it's so comical it's like basically the stoner ghost face in that scene. Absolutely

so it turns out the dudes all run away It turns out Mac Daddy has been saved by a piece of jewelry that has caught the bullet or whatever And Lepricon is also revived right here and it's kind of great he goes to I see A lot of time has come and past but now I see you're still a big fat ass Yes Hell yeah hell yeah with your little rhymes He does the callback this is what when you said the original I thought you talked about

Lepricon Andrew because that's why I specified that I was watching Because I knew that was happening no never again no this is a callback the arm crawling back to his thing that the whole there's a whole scene in the first one

where his hand unlocks a door oh right this is the thing with the leprecon movies that drives me absolutely crazy is the powers

are so unspecified and they go and come completely as they please like his in the first one he has all those voice mimicking things

he can do and I'm like you don't use that at all here as far as I can tell but here he could tell because Ice-T runs away and he goes to a bar or a nightclub or maybe it's his nightclub and he goes to the bathroom and he's like trying to chill out like oh you're okay Ice-T

you know that that leprechaun ain't got to get you and he appears in the mirror and I'm like how about you do that when they're like locking you in a safe or if the door is locked he's like I can't get in I'm like what are you talking about yeah he could be stopped by a door in the pretty great so yeah Mac Daddy calls a bunch of fellas

get down here we need ugly guns big ass guns get down here and then this is great he's like oh I just I gotta calm down

I got to calm down I know I'll smoke a little chronic that'll call me to no the bomb he's smoking the bomb

oh yeah he rips ice tea's finger off here right after after taking a hit of the weed a friend with weed is a friend

indeed I love how much weed leprechaun smokes in both of the hood movies. It's great. I forgot. Now I remember it's the second movie that he is smoking. Like he's got a bong in the second one. Oh shit. I know what I'm doing tonight.

Yes. And it was my Twitter banner profile for like two years. I vow not to watch until next year. Yes. Ah, yes. A friend with weed is a friend indeed. Oh, shit. Are you quoting placebo right now?

I was going to say that, Steve, damn it. I was going to do the placebo lyrics there. Sorry. Hey, uh, hey, Eric, knock, knock. Uh, who's there? Gold. A gold who? Gold finger.

Wow, wah, wah. Nice, dude. He loves, uh, he loves James Bond. Yeah, I guess so. Well, he was at least not locked away in 1964 when Goldfinger came out. I saw in the theater, dude. He got kicked out for talking too loud. Connery's his favorite bond.

That's true. Irish. Yeah, they're all... Or wait. No, he's got... You're in trouble now. And actually, he would fucking hate him. You're right. Sean Connery. Due to Sean Connery appearing in Darbyo Gill and the little people,

a movie despised by all Irish people. Oh, really? He would love Pierce Prasden, perhaps. Oh, Pierce of course. Oh, yeah, he's Irish. Yes. He was born in Ireland. That's so weird. As a matter of fact, when we were in Dublin, over the summer, we went to this one museum and the tour guide, there was a poster

of Darby O'Gill and the Little People and she was like, oh yeah, and so here's Darby O'Gill and the Little People. That time, Sean Connery thought he could do an Irish accent. They still hate it to this day. It's awesome. It's a Disney movie, isn't it?

Yeah. Or Disney adjacent, some bullshit. Because you can just imagine that, that'll show them. That'll show them to give me a... Oh, I can't do Irish. I'll show you Irish, you a little bastard. The Irish must also hate P.S. I love you starring Gerard Butler.

Oh, yeah, he's playing an Irishman in that movie, isn't he? God, damn. That sucks. A dead Irishman, at least. Ice T. I see scattles away and then he kills the the lepracob kills the bartender, right? Yeah, he palpeteen lightnings.

Yeah, he's got fourth one. I do like this. I like the, yeah, the Green Force lightning, like coming out of this dude's eyes because it's kind of like that scene and almost famous where Billy Crudham gets electrocuted by the microphone for a second

because he electrocutes him like with this microphone stand or some show. And sometime here he kills this guy is a pretty good kill, not too bad. We cut like I think we cut back to Postmaster P and the boys but we cut back to the leprechaun

and he's at the bar and now he's got the zombie fly girls with him and we miss whatever the scene is that establishes now we get that during the credits. We get that we in the credit It's a nice little like, and in case you were wondering, this is how he recruited the zombie flag goes.

And here's a song as a bonus. That's a flashback? I think so. No, because the dude, what's his postmaster? He has just finished performing and he says, I taught him everything I know. Everything he knows. And then we see what he did before.

And then that's what he taught him. I think that's a flashback. Did Christopher Nolan do this? How many time loops are there? Tenant or something. But I feel like James is correct. I feel like they've filmed a musical number for Leprechaun. And then they just moved it to the end because they weren't sure enough about postmaster P.

I agree. But their outfits are the ones they're wearing at the end. Turns out there's a lot of inconsistencies with this film. I'm standing by the flashback theory. I think you might be right because it's the only that sort of makes sense because I don't know how you could cut this out of the movie. Steve, the thing that you're talking about, it's not even a scene, my dude. It is a shot of him, and then there's a

woman in the background who looks like she's asleep. Yeah, it's like a pile of unconscious women. Oh, hey, that was my wish. Hey, lepriccan, get your own ideas for wishes, baby. I thought we weren't doing the Clinton movie. Okay.

These women are a little old, leprechaun. Oh, so yeah, they go to the pawn shop and the dude is like selling them the audio gear now because Postmaster P is using the flute on him, I think. Yeah, but no, he's giving them all the, it's all the gold that. Oh, that's right. Yeah, the other stuff. And then, okay. And it's, he gives them like, I don't know, maybe $700 worth of audio equipment and $500 on top, which.

That's right. Yes, that's right. And so then we go to Chow's because. My favorite scene. we got to get some snacks I love Chow Chow doing this video the dancing for their proposed

video their rap video as he says himself Chow don't fake the funk yeah stuff that would be in the trailer I feel if they had any coverage of it it's just one shot from like the other room of Chow's back

yeah it's like through the door like they're not allowed to be in there they rap that day and Chow's actor was like wait aren't you gonna Spinning around. No. Are we going to get this tomorrow? Oh, no, I'm wrapped. It is so funny that it is just from behind and this little old guy's just shaking his ass.

And you can't even like see the full moves. Oh, it's incompetent. It's so incompetent. I love it so much. And it doesn't after this where the leprechaun faces off with Jackie D. This is where this movie goes lynchian. Yes. I didn't understand what was going on at all.

This was like complete like. The leprechaun Where he's puppeteering a woman Yeah, that's the thing is because I thought That he was this woman And just like changed his appearance But then as she's killing him It's like him inside the trunk or some shit

He's like listening to it happen Oh my yeah, Chris you're so right Like I feel like people use lynch in And like don't quite hit But like you're so right You're so right This gives you that weird feeling Like you genuinely don't know what's going on

And you are threatened by the movie. Her name might also be Jackie's because he's weird, like, psychosexual, like, what the fuck? And he's like, oh, I'm Jackie D and Jackie C. Jackie C. And it also might be the one kid's mom. Oh, yeah. Yes. And if I missed you, oh, my God.

Was she dead? Like, did I miss? That's what I thought. And he's like, I can't believe this. How is this happening? And I was like, she's dead. Like, just say it. Just fucking have a line.

She's dead. How is this happening? You're supposed to be dead. baby, what's going on? And Chris's point to the Barron Street in Los Angeles. Like, you don't get much more lynching than that. Yeah. Oh, yes.

I'm calling you from your own house, you see. I do love that she is Jackie C. Which also, fuck you, the credits, and the IMDB. Because they just listed as Jackie D's wife. And I was like, that's not right. He fucking says, oh. Jackie C, where you've been. Right there.

No, here's the potential issue there. Our captions say Jackie S.E as though he is talking about himself and what he is doing in that moment. As in Jackie C, my dead wife in the road in front of me. This is, oh man,

is this, is this the best scene in the whole franchise? Most effective. We already talked about Chow, so no. Oh, yeah. Just kidding. He's just like rubbing on this,

lady and everything and yeah you see leprechaun like in the fucking trunk of a car i guess jerking it listen yeah definitely jerking it definitely he's getting a little something going on down just like those online gamers whenever i'm on i'm just imagining editing this scene to that song from uh uh lost highway that like uh oh the david bowie song yeah no the one that always plays and oh my god i forget what song it is but yeah some industrial metal yeah yeah It'd be so spooky Not the pumpkin song It is the best scene of the movie

Because then also like the lady Herself turns into zombie Leprecon lady Which we are very scared And do not have the confidence In the makeup department To show this thing to hold on But that's I mean

It's almost a scare In a horror movie And I'm like That's close to a movie I might watch Sure Yeah Because what it looks like You would get

Is like A bad version of some of the vampire faces in from dust till dawn. Yeah. It looks like she's sort of mutated in that kind of way. Or like a Gumba from the Super Mario Brothers movie.

Sure. Possibly. Maybe going that route. I don't know. But she kills Jackie D. Right. Yes. Jackie D.

D. Yeah. Nice. Jackie D. R-I-P-D. Ooh. Nice. Even better.

And then it cuts to the guys who are having a big party. It's like, dude, you're blowing your fucking recording money on this big rager you're having. Also, where did you get all these friends? And I guess, I guess because they think iced tea is dead, they're not afraid of reprisal.

But also, like, wouldn't you want to, the cops or something? Like, wouldn't you just want to get out of town as soon as possible? At least lay low. Vegas. Oh, the Vegas. Also, though, is this their party? Because Postmaster P is, like, sitting on a roof watching it through a window. Yeah, they're, like, spying on them.

I don't know if it's their party. No, it definitely is their party because, like, I think, it's like he has to get some air because they come out and his argument like they're like what are you doing man there's ladies in here whatever they say he says we're partying with money we got from a guy we killed so i took that as like they bought a bunch got a good girl yeah anytime two people are sitting on a skylight i expect uh tia carrera to start speaking in mandarin to them hell yeah dude um so but uh-oh mac daddy is not dead he shows back up your asses are mine he wants the flute back

but his his fucked up lack of a finger prevents him from firing I love this like oh man I forgot I don't have a trigger finger I know you're right-handed

just hold the gun with your left for this time again that's such a glimpse of the other kind of comedy that this could have been yes to lean into more for sure I mean it definitely could have been a comedy

because right here they pull a fucking one battle after another and fall off the roof of this building Yes. Like, hey, your guy just fell off the roof. Actually, they land in a dumpster, though, so it's kind of more like the game when he falls off that way with the... Yes, yes. Yeah. Carrie were there. That's what the game should have been. They should have been convincing him that there was a lepracon.

To the point with you, you just have to jump and kill yourself. Oh, man. So they're like, okay, look. Oh, wait, was this when Mac, did... Someone said ghosts this is and shit. Oh, yeah, we're dealing with ghosts and shit. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

Oh, I think, isn't it Butch? I was called fudge, but But, but his name could be fudge, his name. It definitely could also be fudge. But he's the one who's always like,

there's like paranormal stuff going on here. And I'm telling you, we're between this nether space and that or whatever. So I think that's his line. We need sanctuary. That's his best thing. Well, so their whole thing is like, we have to.

go, we got to lay low. Before we get to the same thing, we're going to lay low, and we're just going to lay low and then go to Vegas. Why you wouldn't just leave for Vegas like that night? Yes. Yeah. Because we have to go see Fontaine, the sex worker. Oh, no. This movie, like they're

right in this movie, and it happens twice. It happens somehow twice. They're like, we need to go the fuck way out of our way to make a transphobic and or homophobic joke. I swear, we need to drive two counties over to make this happen. Yeah, there's no reason or purpose for this.

I know. Poor Miss Fontaine. She deserves better than this movie. How do you get the Jenna X uncles in if you don't have those? Huh? Let me, come on. That's what their bread and butter. That's their meat and potatoes. It's a bumper for Fontaine. She's got a great apartment. It's better than any apartment I've ever had. That's what I said. It's like, why are they complaining?

Her apartment is so nice. Fontaine's fucking bathroom is bigger than my first apartment. like massive bathroom she's got here also though she knows that these dudes are coming over I appreciate she's like you know what I'm not gonna like change how I live for these guys I'm gonna leave this huge fucking dildo right on the corner as you should so good but like you know it starts going off and you're like oh this is like shaky ground and then immediately it's like oh well Fontaine doesn't do anything for free you gotta pay me and it's money for the surgery like we gotta get that in yeah yeah got to get that in yeah got to go right through it. Lepp comes in making fruit jokes or whatever. Yeah. That's also terrible. The idea that everyone has to like the Ace Ventura of it all of

just like, oh no, am I gonna? And it's like, just don't bother. And they tried to pass it off. It's like the flute. It's the flute that did it because they just did a big concert for the neighbors and everybody loved them. And that's where we first see like, oh, the flute makes them good. Oh, awesome.

The flute like actually makes them have an actual full rhyme. They can do what they can, what they say they can do and like now we're ready for Vegas. The hip hip hop Vegas cafe tomorrow tomorrow's the world. You mean they did a big concert for the film's crew.

Yeah, the crew. Again, no reverse shots, no crowd shots. Nothing. Of course, all from the back because you're looking at him and you're like, that guy lays cable, that guy put the fucking lamp on. That clip the young? Wow. Lebrac does this a couple of times where

like the Fontaine killing is like a weird sexual murder for some reason like he loves to get in a sexually charged murder every once in a while and he's got like the storage unit at one point with all these body parts and I'm like this isn't in this movie like oh you know what that is though what so that so we meet Fontaine and we're having the conversation around the dildo laden coffee table sure and for two seconds it cuts to chow yeah and he he gets a bullshit like strangled and then you don't see what happened. That thing you're talking about, Steve, is a shot of Chow's store where Lep has put chow parts next to that other body part thing that Fudge was playing. Right, yes, the head in the jar.

Yes, he had something being pickled or whatever, something in a jar. The Chow death is just unforgivable. It's like five, it's like, I wish it was five seconds. It's like two seconds long this thing. They had a test screening where they showed it with just the choking, just the strangling.

And then you got 50, thousand cards that said, what the fuck with the death of the chow? And they're like, okay, we'll add in a head in a jar and a hand in a jar. Are you happy? This is bullshit. Make a dummy. Film it from behind because you love doing that shit and just have it like

all the arms got ripped off and let pulls his head off or whatever. And then like, then you show me his head in the jar and it's like something. No, no. He pulls apart all the limbs and then he's holding them and then he does the chow dance. And he's like, yes. Oh, let's get down too. Oh, fuck. Yeah. exactly oh i love it they do this great concert and fontaine is now

excited and she's like all right um you know who wants to meet me my bedroom and we're like doing the draw straws gag of like who's gonna do it kind of a thing right that's happening well no no no they're not doing that they're like she goes to bed or whatever and then they all make a joke about who's gonna go oh okay yeah but nobody she has it like proposition that or but then when she goes to bed leprechaun is like in the apartment and she thinks like it's a customer and takes him into the bedroom like okay like you know one more before i hit the sack i guess is are they actually making love here is this a like because he's like thrusting on top of her and i don't know exactly what's happening and then blood emerges out of her mouth at some point i guess

he's murdering her for sure he's just clearly also getting a thrill from it. So, like, it's best to be in that position anyway. Like, so you're saying hard? Yeah, probably. I'm saying more than likely hard, yeah. But so at one point, the dudes look back and realize, like, they call him the little green

motherfucker, which I think is pretty funny. But that little green motherfucker's out there, man, or whatever, and they're hiding in her bathroom. And this is, yes, bigger than my first apartment, this amazing bathroom. And Butch makes this device or it's like it's a heat pad and he's like if you put stuff from a douche and then like lube on top of it and heat it up that's going to start this amazing fire is the not a fire it's going to start flammability and that's the that's we're going to something to something to flammability and I'm like just get to it I love seeing the stunt person on fire so I love to great fire burn great yeah lepricon burn suit great and it's awesome because it's like it's a costume burned suit, like a very noticeable

costume burn suit. And like, you know, you can tell the material is not regular clothing material or whatever. And it looks like a huge St. Patrick's Day lawn ornament has been set on fire. It's so awesome watching this guy just turn around in this plastic suit

or it. It's so fucking good. Here's another way to reboot this franchise. Okay. And you go super meta with it. We love that these days. We're on the set of Lepricon in the Hood, right? We opened the movie and we're filming this scene. And the little person stuntman that does this stunt actually dies and is

burned alive. Okay. And guess what happens? He becomes supernatural and he starts to hunt the people that made him do the stunt and he is a leprickon in the afterlife. Like a Freddie Kruger kind of thing. Yes. Oh and because you died in your humiliating movie costume.

That's what he looks like. Yes. Oh. People forget that. You, whatever you die wearing is what you are in the afterlife. Unless you're fully naked, then God puts you in the sheet. It's like Beetlejuice afterlife rules.

Or CBS's ghosts. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Copyright, We Hate Movies, Dead Meat Co-production. I think this is a great fucking idea for a leprechaun movie. I love it.

So they're like, okay, we have this little trap set for him and they tell the one guy there, oh, hey, like, go, you got to get him in here or something. Postmaster is, like, ready to hit him or whatever it is. And so this dude opens the door and goes, you're not even as big as my dick which is great yeah god damn it's awesome

they say they gotta go to postmaster P's grandma's house and then it cuts to her and you hear him at the door and we're like it's leprechaun he's doing the voice thing and then she opens the door and it's just them is a fake out yeah or an accidental fake out I don't know it is just so funny though like this scene is just totally for nothing because they literally are just like man all right we're at grandmas let's take some time to regroup. How can we continue this movie? But what's funny in there is the grandma is like, the grandma is blind also. And she's like, oh, is that little Butch? Are you still a virgin? Yeah.

Grandma asking about Butch's virginity. This is again, like, you know, naked gun with the, the, the bat in the head. This is Mel Brooks, a little young Frankenstein. Yeah. Gene Hackman level of blind jokes. And it's okay because like that's what this movie needs. It needs to get really stupid. Yes. This kind of, like when the comedy turns up, like I pay attention more. Yes. But it's like two seconds, you know, she's doing the whole like,

I get it feed you kids, is that and the other thing. And then it just, I mean, the editing here is so piss poor, but we just go right to this church. They're like, oh, we need sanctuary. It cuts to them sleeping in a church. I know we're really pushing for this 91 minute mark here, but you

got to give me at least a shot of them walking into this place. Come on. Do you know how much expensive this VHS tape is? Do you have any idea? We already have to invest in like six miles worth of this stuff. This fucking run of tapes. This may very well be the last of Tri-Mark. This might be the last you ever hear of Tri-Mark.

We have to fit in the coolio cameo. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, here it goes. Here it is. So we go. Really quickly, yes. You know when somebody says something and you feel like you remembered a dream? That's what she, when she said, when Chelsea said that Cleo was in this, it was like, you're right.

Like, it just happened. I forgot about it entirely because it's so in consequence. And to talk really quick on about the Lynchian aspects, the reverend here was in Lost Highway. Oh, wow. Yes. Oh, wait. Hervey Reverend, who's like, wait, we just watched that. He plays a guard.

It's probably not a big role at all. Hey, thanks for sending me your newest film, Lepricot in the hood. I really like that one scene. The rest, not so much. It's a real shame I'm incapable of lying because I'm just going to tell you now I threw it in the garbage after the credits hit. Thanks for being in Lost Highway, though.

You were fantastic as guard. I do have an open deal with all my extras. I will watch all of your work from here on out. I wish I hadn't made that in writing If it's shit, I'll tell you So we go to Sanctuary And here's this Reverend Hansen And he's like, all right, I'll let you boys stay in the church

And, you know, seek sanctuary for one night But uh-oh, the musical act for today's service canceled or whatever the fuck So will you boys help out doing the music for today's ceremony? The service in this, uh, church that looks like it's like in a 28 years later place it's like this little

office with like brick on the side I'm like this is a house of worship no pews just chairs computer monitor in the background it's so funny because it was probably you know some like community center some shit like well that's what it looks like yeah this is the church for this shitty movie

so we're doing this whole thing here they come from the south side of Jerusalem them. Oh boy. And they just go into one of the worst rest styles, I think ever captured on film. They're kind of like rap about Jesus and like

the other guy keeps saying things like ho and whatever else. Yeah, I feel like if stray just shut the fuck up, Postmaster P might have come up with something. Just let Postmaster P do. He's like, yeah, let the positivity rapper do it. Yeah, why are you going to let stray bullet come in on your Bible verse? Don't let the guy named stray

bullet do the freestyle rap at church. I'm just going to go with they are all fucking, I just think they're all bad. And if you have this flu anyway, you just got busy, you just showed Stray Bullet how it works when you were at your grandma's house. There's a little show

here's how it works. Why not just do it immediately? Yeah. I guess to have a funny moment, I guess, but like, no, maybe they want to prove to themselves they don't need it, Chris. Oh. They just, you know, but what I love is that after they use the flute, it's the same fucking lyrics.

that they just do. There's no actual improvement. They're just okay with it now. Yeah, they're okay with it. You have, I'm sorry. Like you, if you want to have like rap music in your movie, you have to like take those lyrics to somebody else and be like, hey, there's this as well, we need to polish here. This stuff is fucking embarrassing, you know, the guy's supposed to be a good rapper at this part

of the movie, but he still sounds exactly like he does when he's a bad rapper. Yeah, hustle and flow, this is not. Yeah. No, not exactly. Andrew, that sounds like it could cost upwards of $300. And we do not have that. Oh, man. So, yeah, they all start getting up to leave and whatnot.

And he blows the flute and they all start partying. And yes, Kulio appears. And it's like, speaking of $300, man. You can't have this guy spit one fucking verse with these guys. He just comes in, doesn't say anything, just goes, mm-hmm. Like, nods approvingly, and leaves. That's $600. yeah he's like a not he's like a not speaking extra yeah yeah well that seemed like it actually plays

like something that would happen in a naked gun movie just like a random celebrity comes in is like what's going on here all right never mind goodbye that was the funniest part though was like when coolio enters the the chapel i was like oh cool i wonder who coo is playing and then postmaster p's like wow it's coolio i was like well that's that settles that Justin, as himself, got it. Okay. So, yeah, we have, Mac Daddy shows up at the church, I guess, right here.

Yeah. Comes at them again for more. Give me the flute back or whatever. And the leprechauns here too, right? They kind of converge at the same time. This is what we have the, he's like, the leprechaun is right behind you, man. And he doesn't do it, right?

And then, like, this is when the leprechaun kills the other guy with like a shotgun blast from. from his hand. You can do this? I know. It's like Dragon Ball Z shit all of a sudden. He does it twice. This is the best death of,

this is the best looking effect probably outside of the fire play there. It looks great. This hole in the chest. It's very fun. Because he's like, oh, did somebody say blow? And like Ice T's bodyguard is just like off to the side or whatever.

And he just explodes. And I was like, I guess that's kind of cool. But like, whenever he uses powers like this I'm like yeah he was like oh finally someone said blow I'm like you're not wishmaster you don't need someone to like exactly you don't need to be like prompted

leprechaun you're supposed to be like thinking on your feet killing people in hilarious ways and I think all the guys run upstairs and we get a legit Scooby-Doo gag here which I actually like where it's the four of them they're like hunched down like all right everybody be quiet the leprickon's gonna get you You go from like Postmaster P to Butch and then Butch to a stray bullet and then stray bullet to the leprechaun who's crouched with them.

It's very funny. That's it. That's a good. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, it's fun. They do that and clown in a cornfield too. Oh, yeah. That's right.

Clown and the cornfield, man, fun movie. Fun slasher, man. I enjoy it. Yeah. Yeah. So here's the big. I like this. I like any time you can do the open a door and trick someone to run into.

did the thing. This is like how they get Sean Harris at the end of Mission Impossible whatever the fuck. Yeah. Sort of a similar like catching him in this crate kind of at the box. Drop the box. And I love this, the pastor right here or the reverend or whatever is like, what kind of voodoo shit are you boys into?

Which I feel like that. I didn't watch the trailer. That has to be a trailer line. Yeah. So they have do you think this had a trailer? Well, something that was you know, snipped onto the front of a, you know, leprechaun. Other VHS take maybe? Yeah, you're right. You're right. Tri-Marx exclusive. Now the leprechauns in this like crate or whatever and then that's the end of that. Do we ever see how it gets out? Yeah,

he summons his zombie fly girls and then they, oh wait, but no, then they come. One of them comes and the reverend like wants to eat her out and then he gets blasted from the back by leprechaun who you're right. It's just all of a sudden out of the thing. He's able to like escape through the stomach of the reverence, I don't know. Sure. You know what? I never mind. Yeah, I don't know what any of that is. But he does though, you're right, James. In the safe, he's like, oh, I'll have to summon my super fly girls at this point.

Yeah. And I'm like, zombie who? What now? Well, because what are you talking about? It's from the scene that we cut where he actually creates this army of zombie fly girls. Yeah, so at this point, important to the movie. A first time viewer just has to be like, is that like that drug chick in the bag? I remember her from that one shot. Yeah.

Oh yeah, I remember her from that one shot. Okay, this movie makes sense. But that's like, that's the overall thing. Like, because he's in a, like, I think the Reverend was taking things out of like a vault to. It's like a safe. Yeah. Yeah, a safe. Sorry.

And like a Meprika on too. They do the same thing. But the shot, the weird shot when the lynching stuff is happening with Jackie, when he, when you get the one shot of him in the black space, like it looks like what would be inside the safe. Like that's how it looks. And I'm like, what? How am I supposed to be putting these fucking puzzle pieces that don't fit together together? You're never going to do it. You're just not going to do it.

There's just mountains of fucking pieces that you're just supposed to look at. I'm like, okay, it's a movie, I guess. Oh, it's a movie, I guess indeed, dude, because we have this scene where the sexy lady shows up at the church. And this fucking pervert reverent goes, let me pass on to you the gift of the Lord. My specialty is the gift of tongues. And like, here's this guy who up until this point of. the movie hasn't been a scumbag? Yes. And

so I was like, is this also leprechaun influenced? Or is it just like a, oh, get it, he's a clergyman so he's a scumbag after all? Yeah, it's a harsh critique of the church. Why? You don't have any consistency with what lepricon

can do, the powers, what, any of that shit. Why have consistency with any of the other characters, honestly? Yeah, well, not. Honestly, who cares? Yeah, yeah, he's a pervert. Sure, why not? For him that. But the leprechaun punching through the guy's back is pretty cool. It's a pretty decent effect. And then we're at the Battle of the Bands, right?

They're doing a good job here. Oh, yes. This is the song, Hit the Ground Running. Ah, yes. And you know it's hit the ground running because they say hit the ground running about 12 times. Yes. That's how chorus is going rap at the time, I guess. Because they do the straight bullet to the heart one as well as just saying straight bullet to the heart 17 times in a row.

I mean, any song can have a hook, man, but these songs are all just those hooks and it makes them not songs. And they're really excited, right? It's like, wow, we're about to win the whole thing and it's great. This is where the record A&R guy comes in. He has Barry Grady.

A dope disc's records. Are you ready to go? Chris, he's the guy in that X-Files episode where he's the autistic dude in the home and he's having visions of like the dead girls or whatever and he's like helping Mulder and Scully find the serial killer. Good episode. He's actually, he's pretty good

like it's a nothing. He has the role in this movie that Steve always is saying he wants. Which is great, but he is actually legitimately good on that X-Files episode. So it's always nice to see a character actor who like has something thankless like this that just like, you know, paid for two weeks

worth of groceries or whatever. But he can be in an X-Files episode, it'd be awesome too. Whenever Scully and Molder is sent to a home of any sort, it's just, it's fireworks. That's just the beautiful thing. I do wonder about these guys. It's like if I had a leprechaun chasing me,

I'd be, you know what I mean? I just feel like that would be my number one priority. Yeah. Well, you don't want to fumble this deal, dude. Yeah, come on. This is your future. Steve, one word though, man, Vegas. Oh, right, to Vegas.

They got to get to Vegas, dude. Oh, man. So, Leprocon comes in with the ladies right here and his army or whatever. One of them is Dai Vaidja, who was like a big deal on that boss show.

Okay. So she's actually made something herself. She's the only of these leprechaun ladies that has an IMDB picture, so I was kind of interested to click on it.

I would prefer them be called leprechaun ladies. The zombie fly girls thing really did drive me insane. And ZFGs, dude. Oh, man. No, Chelsea said that one of the fly girls

What'd you say is the... Oh, I clicked on one of their Wikipedia's, and she was the, apparently the stomach on the American Beauty Poster. Whoa. Wow. Yeah. That's a pretty famous belly. That's how I also learned that the hand on the American beauty poster was Christina Hendrix.

What? Really? Yeah. She is well renowned for her hand. Yeah, for her hands. So it's like a Frankenstein type of creation. Yeah. Why did they use a different?

person. I don't know. What was wrong with the zombie fly girl hands? Beauty standards I think that's the thing like the zombie fly girl, right? She had a pretty nice Tommy but disgusting hand. Yeah, nasty hands. She had fucking leprechaun hand. Yeah, the knobby arthritis hands. But so leprechaun's using some powers here and he

like make stray bullet, like hold a gun to butcher's head. And this is a good Warwick having to go give me my flute or whatever. The guy's like, give him the motherfucking flute man oh man just the fact that all these tough dudes have to keep saying flute in this movie is pretty funny yes i was i was watching this on amazon

i guess you can get it like i have an amc subscription because we're watching madmen uh amc plus or whatever and it's got all the cursing and whatever but it does have the the fade to black for commercials thing yes oh no i think that's part of the movie dude the blu-ray had that too oh wow okay oh that's even worse okay Yes, it's confounding. It's so weird. Yeah, they were editing this movie

anticipating the sci-fi channel broadcast. It's artistic, guys. Sure, yeah. It's very like a Jim Jarmish kind of a cut. I like that. Exactly. And listen, now you're saying that you, you didn't feel anything

when Leprocon made stray bullet shoot himself in front of his best friends. After this journey we've been on with these guys, This heart-breaking, tragic moment. James, can you truly call it a journey of every scene is filmed in the same room? They had to leave while they redressed it, so there was some movement.

A journey from the hallway to the room. It's a wide-branching, you know. But it's crazy that you don't have an effect here. Even like a wall that gets sprayed with blood would be stuff. Because you cut to black and then we're in this car and a burned-out factory zone. This is where it's some sort of like bullshit menace to society kind of movie again because it's like burned out car. We're just leaving him there.

And it's like, we got to leave town now, man. There's nothing left for us. And I was like, what fucking fake John Singleton crap am I watching right now? Like this is not for this leprechaun sequel. He was going to go to college. The way stray bullet holds the gun up to his chin, it would just shoot the tip of his chin off. Yep. It would really hurt.

Slow his face on. Oh, so stupid, man. Can't even kill himself. Here, I'll help you. That would be something. That'd be great. But, yeah, Butch is saying it's over, you know, go home, go home or whatever. And then, like, what goes on here?

We go and the leprechaun visits grandma for some reason? It's like a weird dream sequence. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. She's, like, feeding him, like, marshmallow soup or some shit. Oh, it's the most. the most awful looking like yeah like gelatin cubes i don't know what the hell she's feeding them and then she stabs his eye out yeah yeah you see um oh no that's what it is it's a it's a totally

him building up this army of babes again there's that weird it's a total like 20 second thing where oh yeah three ladies bring another girl who doesn't have green eyes to the leprechaun and they go up like in an elevator and i'm like to where okay to what I shouldn't have introduced you to Jeff. So I was like, looking at the Clinton script. Some of this ain't so bad. We could just put it in our movie too. But also later on, when they, after the boys cross-dress and infiltrate the whole operation.

And leprechaun is like trying to get head from postmaster P. I'm like, the implication is that all these other women who are brought up there, you got his little lep de sucked, man. Yep. Well, I guess he's always been a horny. little leprechaun, right? That's been consistent ever since even the second movie he's trying to get a wife, I believe.

And can he breed with a human woman or does he need another lepricon? I think he would need another lepricon. It's like a jackass is the offspring. Right, yeah, like donkeys. How they can't do it. That's how you got Bamargera, dude. He doesn't want to share his gold, right?

So that's like, I don't want to fucking pay for some kid. I thought you were going to say he doesn't want to share his seed. No, well, he doesn't want to spread his seed because he doesn't want to have, like, the responsibility, you know, of, like, taking care of a little bastard leprecha. And that's a lot of gold to raise those, right? I'm actually shocked in how many movies are there 80?

There's never been, like, son of lepros. Son of leprecha. Yeah. Ooh, yeah. You would have figured they would have found that somewhere at the bottom of this well at this point. But so, like, yeah, he has a nightmare and it's, like, basically a stray bullet comes to him in his dream that doesn't come to anything really it's a stupid we hate it it's a double

nightmare fake out yes it is fake out with grandma and then yeah fake out he sees like the ghost of stray bullet or whatever and it's like this is when uh butch comes to him is like we're gonna get the leprechaun he's been reading leprechaun for dummies which is amazing this is this movie's version of like the CD-ROM and part two yeah there's always the part of these movies where everything has to stop dead and a character like learns shit about leprechaun lore and this is this movie's moment and he learns that clothes will strip them of their powers so if we just get him to smoke this joint he also has these glasses with the lights on them which don't really serve a function i just feel like someone found them in the garage we're like that'd look good

in a movie you know what i mean i'm sorry as steve he's the weird guy so he does weird stuff like he has a weird little lights on it said who cares these are things that like lynchay's little ghost hunter buddies wear and fucking insidious three you know Angus Simpson and the other guy you know like it's just I feel like he was it's like a ghostbuster vibe of some kind and then they just dropped the idea and they were like

oh fuck he kept that stupid thing on for all those takes well it's just in the movie now that's so stupid let's get him into some dresses let's stop this nonsense word on the street is Lepricon is creating a zombie Fly Girl Army down the street or whatever

and the only way to get in is if we were to cross dress which again we're just going back to the other thing Although it does show like I did not expect Postmaster P to be so ripped. That guy is like yeah yeah yep you wouldn't know it under all those terrible

flannel shirts he's wearing he's looking good but yeah we just have this montage of them getting dressed up like ladies and it's like man, begging to hit the feature length runtime with this shit. Like the song is like out of a, it's from a different movie. It's so weird that it's a, it's a, they went to the, the music catalog store and they were like, give us something that could have the vibe of it, I'm too sexy.

But if you can even believe this, cheaper than I'm too sexy to license. I feel like whoever wrote sorority boys was watching Lepricon in the hood. and it was like, dude, that's a movie. What if, I hear me out, guys. Take the leprechaun out of it. Explain the premise of that film, please. A sorority boys is a, I think it's a bunch of cool dudes that are on the WB and Harlan Williams dress and drag to get into a sorority party or whatever.

And like, it's just, it's that, it was really hackneyed at the time. I mean, it's just one of the guys, but reversed. directed by a frequent Wes Anderson collaborator Wallace Wildarski Oh wow Oh really the guy in the beard

Yes Yeah and yeah Harlan Williams I remember when this came out We were working at the multiplex at the time Harlan Williams Barry Watson of 7th Heaven And fucking the CW's own Michael Rosenbaum

Are the three guys And then no one else That I really recognize But yeah Yeah it's a reverse just one of the guys. Well, we also get in this montage. They're getting all dressed up.

And then part of the montage is them just infiltrating the fly girls and giving one of them a joint, which makes them fall out of the spell, I guess. The clover, I guess. The clover in it makes them go. Because in the next one, we get Clover bullets. Oh, that's right.

Hollow points with Clover in them, and that's how. You're spoiling next year's podcast. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The thrills. Yeah, exactly. Come on now. You're going to watch that in the morning that we record that podcast that year. It's very true.

Just like this one. I do like when they get after they smoke up the ladies though, Butch looks over and goes, hey, Post, you look good. And he's like, fuck you, man. But Post looks the best out of the both of them. Well, yeah. Butch has like a church outfit on. Yeah.

He looks like a bad like angel Halloween costume. like at the top of it, though? That's why Postmaster P gets the invite for the blowjob. Please come down. Right, right, right. Also, by the way, when the spell is broken on the zombie fly girls, the last thing they say as they're breaking out of the spell is lep in the hood come to do no good, as though they had already performed that song earlier on in the

chronology. You know what? That's why they say that. Here we go. We're almost at the end of this episode. Formal apology being issued to James A. he's absolutely correct. That is something that was supposed to happen

in the middle of the movie and they just dumped it at the end. Just keep it in the middle of the movie. No, dude. Because then, because if it was in the middle of the movie, they would have to play the whole thing and then do a credit sequence, but they had to hit that 90 minutes, put the credits over the bad dancing solves all your problems.

Always thinking. James, you said you had this on Blu-ray. Is there a commentary track on there? That would be interesting to... I need to investigate. Yeah, to illuminate this for us. If good Rob, Spira, sat down and watch this any time. If anyone could find him.

I don't know if Rob Spear ever watched this after the year 2000. I don't think so. Well, he was too busy moving on to direct. What was the other, the Richard Grieco movie? Sexual predator. Yes. Yes.

We were this one. We were looking at this movie earlier, sexual predator. And I was like, oh, it's so funny. This director directed a movie called Sexual Predator. Steve's like, I have it on my shelf, right? I have it on VHS. I buy random VHSs that I find.

find at thrift stores. I happen. I'm not going to spend five bucks on sexual predator. Absolutely. Hey, you guys call my name? Yeah. Hey, baby, my favorite movie. The third best known Angie F. Hart movie probably. It's Jade and then Bordello of Blood, I think. No, it's Bordella of Blood and then really? I don't think so. Chris Cabin, more people know about Bordello of blood than they know about Jake. I don't know. You write in. I'm telling you this biased but more

dull of blood for sure we're a little you know that's our world right you guys are huge Dennis Miller fans yeah that's right you know best weekend update host ever that's right ever ever ever so yeah

Lep passes out before you can get his D-S here and Post gets the flute back and on the way to Vegas baby oh my God the fact that fucking Vegas is just still in the cards for these guys is so funny but not for Butch

because he's assassinated immediately Does he have the level of profile for this to be an assassination? I don't know if that's the proper term, Andrew. He's taken out. Also, he is taken out. How far was our good friend, Postmaster P willing to go is the question. All the way for Vegas.

I think so. The leprechaun is smoking. You're like, you have to wait for him. to kind of like become less of a leprechaun. You don't even know what that's going to look like. Right. You know, maybe you got to go, you maybe have to a little bit.

You know what I mean? He doesn't have his powers anymore, but he's still conscious and can get hard. That's not helping anything. He's definitely, you know, at the end of the movie, spoiler,

when he is in the lep trance with the green eyes, he's definitely sucking his dick. Absolutely. Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, in that part, absolutely. But in this, before the green eyes, he at least knows what it looks like. he's finally gone to see

he could describe it in court but somebody who could not do that is Butch and I'm telling you I don't get this Butch dies you turn and you find out that Butch is dying and you're like oh no Butch is dying and Butch says You think there's pussy in heaven post

And I'm like How do you go forward with a movie after that line? That is if there was ever a blackout line I have ever heard it is that line and like you just just hear a bunch of guns go off and assume that post is getting killed too that's how you do it

that just yeah it's reservoir dogs God it's so funny I mean really like it turns into Lenny from of mice and men for a second you know what I mean? Oh my God is their pussy in heaven George? Tell me about the pussy in heaven

oh I pet the pussy too hard. I hurt the nice Pussies, I'm sorry Gary Sanisse comes out What'd you do to the pussy now? Oh no I'm going to have to shoot you in the back For messing up that pussy

Let's go John Malkovich I think it was John Malkovich I believe it was So, yeah, absolutely So the leprechaun comes downstairs And reminds us all, you know The Lep is the real OG but the real OG

is Mac Daddy who's still alive Ice Tea in this movie and they do it's the reverse behind me gang now gives it this kind of nice Looney Tunes effect where the leprechaun is like oh you want me to believe

that Mac Daddy is behind me blah blah blah blah blah Hey question why didn't Postmaster P during this shootout with Ice T why didn't he blow the flute entrance Ice T and then easy target right there you know what you know

Oh, because it's a poorly written film. Oh, yeah, that's right. Sorry. But Mac Daddy screws it right here because he's sneaking up behind the leprechaun with a chair, which is very funny. And he has to have a line right here, which cues the leprechaun to turn around because he goes, Mac Daddy ain't dying today. And it's like, maybe if he kept your mouth shut, that would be true, Mac Daddy, but not so. Well, because he hits it with a chair that goes ECW, ECW over and over again to taunt him,

which is not a good idea. Of course. No, you don't want to do that. That's so fucking funny. But yes, a leprechaun blows another hole in someone, MacDady this time. Now he's definitely dead. And the necklace, like in the beginning, a lot of mirroring, which is great.

We want to do that in film all the time. Yeah. Necklace falls, flies in the air, and last time it landed on the leprechaun to turn him into stone, you assume it's going to happen again. We cut to black and here is Postmaster P doing a big rap. And you're like, oh, he won the day and now he's the biggest rap artists that can't

record music out loud you know you think about it that way it doesn't make a ton of sense no but he's got lines like I passed the test they fucked my nest which I don't know with that they messed up his house

I guess that was the closest I could your family is that I mean you don't really have a family P I don't know but yeah I mean it's a good thing he's got this flute because this music is fucking shit. But yeah, this is

the lepregon. I taught him everything he knows. And what's amazing is so this musical number starts up. But actually, to really quick, pause it. Because James's point stands because I caught him everything he knows is a great blackout line for the movie. You know what I mean? It's a wink

and then like an iris out and that's like, ooh, eerie, not eerie, but like on the realm of Erie. So you're right. They just smash the middle of the movie to the end, which I'm sorry. It's more evidence. You were talking about it. It's more evidence.

But so, you know, Warwick just starts going into this rap. Kind of amazing that he has the line, haven't been laid so long. It's funny. Like, he wouldn't think it's funny. No. He wanted to get laid. But, yeah, all the ladies are saying,

what's amazing to me is this thing's going on. It's terrible. And the credits just start rolling over it. As if the credits are like, we know you want to turn this off. So we're appearing now in the middle of the show. shitty song to tell you it's fine to turn it off right now.

But it's also, it's odd because you would get more realist, well, I guess it's the 90 minute problem. It is. The tip stock. Yeah. Yes. Because you need to cut it at some point. It needs to exactly be 90 minutes. Yeah, okay.

Also, the credits thankfully cover up like the dancing. It's so bad. I don't think anything, anyone choreographed it. I think they're like, go go up there and dance. You know, like do a dance. Yeah. It's not the best. It's not the worst. It's just, yeah. Wow, you sound like Ice-T. It's not the best. It's not the worst. Yeah. Oh, right. That was his opinion of the shitty

music before he crushes their master tape of all their music. It's not much, but it's not the worst. Why would you smash the tape, though? It's so rude. Anyway, that's the end of the movie. So unfortunately, the end of the road for our leprechaun journey for now, but we'll go around the horn here for some final thoughts and recommendations and we will start with our esteemed guest James and Chelsea today what do you think guys Chelsea well I mean I always recommend every lover comes I think this one is very poorly made but I do have a soft spot for the characters I actually think that postmaster P and stray bullet their actors are doing what they can with the material I'm not going to begrudge them their performance here

Ice tea, I think, has a lot of fun with what he's doing. I wish it wasn't so cheap. I wish there wasn't the whole Miss Fontaine thing and all that. But I don't hate it. And I always have to recommend every leprechaun movie.

Gotta stay on brand. So, but I asked you like where in the Pantheon it stood and you said somewhere towards the top. But are we talking like three? No, no, no. I think it would go like three, four are above this. Um, and oh, let's clarify which ones those.

Oh, I'm sorry, you're right. People are not going to remember Vegas and space are above this. I agree. Returns is a, is great, the sci-fi one. Not origin. Is that the one with hog whistle or whatever that guy's? Origins, that's at the bottom. That's the worst one.

That was horrible. So this one is maybe for me fourth or fifth. Okay. Fourth or fifth out of eight films. All right. Or sixth. It's in the middle. It's in the middle.

Sure. Yes. Excellent. Very good. Very good. Steve Saneck. Yeah, I wasn't crazy about this one. I'll be honest. Really? Yeah, I definitely, I think I would rather watch space again if I had to. And I would definitely rather. I think whichever Vegas, I would definitely watch. Vegas being my favorite. And it would be that I could like just turn on to kind of have fun with the Leprecon franchise. That would be my choice. This isn't that. There's sparks of fun here. I'm kind of curious maybe back to the hood.

might be more fun to Chris's point more comedy it's way more comedy so there's that it's a no yeah so it's a no for me there you go

Christopher Cabin oh yeah a big no for me on this one this I mean again like back to the hood has more comedy

but it's also a horrendous movie and like you think this one takes his powers for a walk it changes like every scene in that movie

what he can do but of the ones that we've done so far, the ones that I would actually like, if someone was like show me one of these, because I can't I'm not going to allow anybody to see anybody I love is not going to see two. But if

it was one that like to have fun, it is space. I think space is the one that's the most fun to me. And like, the first one thinks it's way too much of a movie and even the second one has a little bit of that residue on it. The third in the Vegas and the space one of the ones say, no it's not

movies. You can still have fun. There's still like a little bit of the antic humor and some good effects. This one just fucking drove me nuts. I was like, just turn this. I want to turn this off immediately. I didn't get to do that. I watched the whole thing. Sorry for me. Thank you for your service.

Speaking of wanting to turn it off, Mr. Siska. Yes, I wanted to turn it off all. I might have just ended it all the day because of this. It's a big no for me. Don't pin that on us, man. If it happens, it's because of you.

There's not much here. I agree with you guys that the Vegas and space are a lot more fun. Here, the only moments of pure joy I had was chow dancing and the leprechaun on fire.

So, it's a note for me. And I'm not going to say anything different than anyone else really. I will say, though, one thing, because we're going through like,

you know, like three is Vegas, four is space and whatnot. I realized I thought two was Vegas. What's going on in two? Two is L.A. it's the bad girlfriend and the guy with the uncle who does

like the star tours which I will say whatever I think about star tours now I do think of leprechaun too so it's like it's kind of that's the one that's been grafted onto my brain the most oh man that's awesome so that is the end of our conversation

here on leprechaun on the hood James and Chelsea what are you all up to and where can folks find it of course we're so tired I don't know The kill count is having its 500th episode Which is a kill count of the kill count Every time that we died in kill counts But also an hour and five minute long

History of Dead Meat from year one to now eight and a half years later Wow, super cool Yeah When's that coming out? It'll be out by time this airs because it comes out tomorrow Oh, there you go, all right Yeah look for that everybody and uh personal appearance wise you guys doing any cons or screenings or anything um i mean by time this airs i don't think so we might have a holiday live show in la again at the end of the year uh because we did that last year but otherwise i don't know i if you guys want to keep doing this next year and continuing we do have what three more movies oh yeah unfortunately the next two are bad

like even worse than what we've been dealing with. Like Origins is atrocious. Yes, it's very bad. It's so bad. But if we keep doing it, there is a light at the end of the tunnel with returns. So, all right.

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We Love Movies Month. Why, it's rear window, isn't it? Yes, we are talking about Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window, one of my favorite Hitch films. Because it's about a dude in a wheelchair who's an old pervert. Peeper. I haven't seen this in like 20 years, so that'll be fun. Oh, really? Oh, okay.

Oh, hell yeah, dude. You're in for a treat then, man. So until next week, when We Love Movies Month kicks into high gear. I've been Andrew Jupin. Stephen Siddak. Eric, Sis Cabin. James A. Janice. Chelsea, Rebecca.

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