We Hate Movies - S16: On-Screen Live: Our Review of Emma Stone & Jesse Plemons in BUGONIA; IT: WELCOME TO DERRY Episodes 1 & 2 Reactions, and more!

Episode Date: November 5, 2025

Originally live-streamed Monday, November 3, 2025 On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the new one from Yorgos Lanthimos, Bugonia, starring Emma Stone, Jesse Plemons, Aiden Delbi, and ...Stavvy Baby! We're also checking in on that handful of dead meat children on IT: Welcome to Derry and giving our thoughts on the first two episodes. And, we'll go over the weekend box office, break down some industry news, unearth a Dave Bautista Secret Movie™️, and check out a couple trailers! PLUS: A lengthy discussion about Steve's Halloween costume! Don’t sleep on snagging your tickets to our 15th Anniversary show this December where we’re talking all things Arnold in Total Recall! It’s gonna be a gas and we wanna see you there! Click through for tickets now! The Craven Tier on our Patreon is now live! Upgrade or sign up for the first time now to instantly gain access to WHM After Dark—our monthly AMA-style chat show that's airing next on November 11—and also the first episode of Scaredy Cats—our new modern horror video show! That show releases quarterly, with the first episode dropping in October, all about Zach Cregger's Barbarian! Be sure to pick up our digital show on Terminator: Dark Fate, available now in our Patreon shop! Throughout 2025, we’ll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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Starting point is 00:00:11 ...and... ...the... holy moly what's going on everybody welcome to on screen live my name is andrews and this is our show for monday the third of november i'm joined alongside just three of the most handsome fuckers ever to do it we have eric siska oh thank you i've been working on it that's right uh looking like he just got done bouncing the door at the vf w hall matinee hardcore show chris cabin hi there yes and uh you know what uh nouns was fantastic they did they did a great set i think they were great. I wish that we got them back. Honestly, it's been a while.
Starting point is 00:01:09 And of course, Tom Atkins himself. Dr. Dan Chalice joining us this afternoon. Oh, wow. No, it's the other channel. It's still on the other channel. You have to stop it. Stop it. Stop it. And then everyone at the party, I'm still not getting the reference. What is this costume? Yeah. The classes are going back on now that my performance is over with. Yeah, no, great performance, by the way. Thank you very much. Yes, very much. Uh-huh, yeah, nobody cares. So you went, so wait, wait, give us a load on. You went out in public, dressed as Tom Atkins' character from Halloween 3.
Starting point is 00:01:44 And my wife was wearing the pumpkin mask. Yes. And if you'll watch the scene, an accurate hoodie as well for the kid that eats shit in the, in Halloween. Buddy Gufferin Jr. Yes. That was her idea. I'll do Tom Atkins and we'll go around. There was a fun thing up at the, I do like, I, I suppose you with this, I look like Mario, Mario a little bit.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Yeah, totally. I am Italian after all. But so the, there was like a fun thing. There was like a costume contest at White Eagle Hall, which is up the road. So like, we went to our hip bar. I expected someone to be like, ah, Halloween three. If it was going to happen, it would be at that bar. Did you think you were in the running to win?
Starting point is 00:02:32 I thought that I might be. yeah okay anyone I thought anyone would stop so nothing happened at the bar nobody gave even half the shit totally got it it's just like guy I think that's no work he's going as he's going as Al Borland that's also but he had a beard by oh that's right Richard kind Carn so we went to this this concert with a and like they there were judges going around the it wasn't even packed it was like very few people like 80 people tops. And judges were going around
Starting point is 00:03:08 to bring people on stage and we were like, well, we'll get brought on stage, obviously. Oh, obviously. Not even that. I wasn't going to, I wasn't even hoping to finish third, but yeah. Yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 00:03:21 No work put into it. What are you talking about? I mean, you shaved? This was, was this a recent two shaved? Look, this is what he looked like in the movie. I got the similar jacket. Yep. I get all that. I get all that.
Starting point is 00:03:36 But from a judge's point of view of like... Judges' point of view. Who am I going to give the person who bought a jacket and shaved and that's it? Or the person who had like paper mache and shit like that. Like I mean like, come on, yeah, Stephen. To be fair. Also, Chris, you are the lawsuit. Let's not forget Mr. Lawson.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Let's not forget Charlie Wilson's War, Phillips Seabor. Let's not forget Chris, but older. All that. Do you hear me ever being like, I wasn't brought on the stage? Why didn't they give me in a word? Because. Why the fuck?
Starting point is 00:04:20 Because you know that those costumes are shitty. And even though Steve didn't have to do a lot to transform, I got to tell you, Steve, I will just come to your defense. You posted the picture of you and Jen before you went out. And I was, I knew what it was immediately. And I was like, that's awesome. So for whatever it's worth, I would have at least voted to bring you on stage. But this is also, it's a life lesson.
Starting point is 00:04:41 And folks, you should, this is a, Steve's a, Steve's a cautionary tale here for you. You should ask for Halloween, something that people will recognize, like a ghost or a vampire. You know, like something immediately recognizable because you never want to be in the position of explaining Akash. Yes. Now, someone here. Yeah. No, but one of the people brought on stage was. was Leo from one battle after another.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Obviously, one of those guys. That's the same deal. I mean, I at least shaved for this. I didn't wear my glasses all night. I gave myself sort of a headache for the reason. That's commitment to the bit, dude. But the Leo battle after another is in the cultural zeitgeist. A bunch of people have seen the movie recently.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Yeah. Well, all right. I was curious about this also. Paul Ann in the chat asked, did you take the action figure with you? That might have helped. I think that that you can't be pointing to something to be like, this is the thing.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Do you guys remember the year I was pointing to something? Oh, no, I don't. When I went as the, uh, the broker's gin man, and I had the bottle of gin with the stupid top hat on it. And I was like, see, I'm this gin guy that you've never heard of in your life. That's also, that's very good. No, I will say, but to no one's, to no one, and again, this didn't help us at all. My wife was wearing a silver shamrock t-shirt under the hoodie that was
Starting point is 00:06:01 open so it's like maybe if you've seen the movie or like hollow oh hollowing oh yeah that's what you should have done steve you should have gotten like a pin like a pin that said silver shamrock or oh yeah that would have been yeah yeah yeah yeah a little something you should have had me following you around in a suit and like right behind you just not saying anything is the robot security guard oh now i get it now oh you know what you guys watch in your friend your friend you played the security guard was in the bathroom i didn't see the full thing now i totally get it the silver shamrock upper management team excellent costume so i'm in the process of growing out this mustache ladies there you go what up in the chat all our friends tuning in this afternoon
Starting point is 00:06:45 by cyrus 87 i'm so rachel tater tot kevin lynch justine prudome darrell williams timothy batson james r paul and philippe subrero of course french toast six six three and so on thank you all for tuning in we got a lot to get to today we've been yucking up about Halloween we got a shit ton to get to a couple uh I want to do a couple little industry news things really quickly just two this one I found interesting just this morning Toho announces they're revealing the new title for the next Godzilla movie the sequel or the follow-up from Godzilla minus one Godzilla minus zero okay it's just Godzilla with like
Starting point is 00:07:30 an 0.0 in the title. I don't want to do math when I'm seeing monsters. Certainly not. I liked that movie. I just, I don't know. I guess I don't understand what the numbers were and missed that. But there was a very lackluster teaser
Starting point is 00:07:46 trailer that was like Godzilla minus one and then a roar happened and the one was decimated and zeros came up. A monster movie with fucking math. I mean, that's just Oppenheimer. Oh, excellent. I mean, it's just, just easy.
Starting point is 00:08:02 But, like, yeah, I'm happy. New Godzilla. Let's go. Yeah, I'm excited. I still haven't seen a minus one. I got to get to it. Fun time, man. Yeah, I know. I really want to.
Starting point is 00:08:10 I'm in the same boat with you, Steve. That's one of those things like, oh, we're going to watch it this. Honey, honey, we're renting it this week. And then this is the week. And then we're doing it this time. It's now now. Okay. That's good.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Oh, Saturday. we'll get we'll order sushi we'll have a whole like themed night oh sure i'll shave into a mustache for gonzola there was a guy in it with a mustache i'm that guy uh the other news i wanted to bring up very close to eric and chris's hearts of course taylor sheridan news paramount keeping him around he's going to write this call of duty movie with a good friend peter berg directing this sucker get ready for Get prepared for bad.
Starting point is 00:09:00 It might be better than your average video game adaptation, although what is the plot of Call of Duty? It's just, yeah, I don't think, like, I don't think there's any recurring characters. Chat, call me out if I'm wrong. But it's just like, wherever the mission is, that's what you're doing. So it's just going to be like a screenplay. They're going to slap Call of Duty on top of it. Just go with it. It's a video, it's a movie adaptation of the classic ice recruitment.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Recruitment tool Colleen movie. Directed by Purple State Peter Berg. That's what's going to work out. Peter Berg. Like that's the one thing I I'm like really you shouldn't do this
Starting point is 00:09:37 because the last time he did something like this was that Mark Wahlberg movie. Not the real thing that happened. Like his whole team died except for the one guy. It was like the last man or some shit. Oh, sure.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Yeah. For all I know, Taylor Sheridan wrote that too. But it's just like both these guys. have that thing where they're leaning towards like the old traditionalist things and it's slightly
Starting point is 00:10:02 what's it called? Oh wow, that would be. Hey. I totally. Daryl Williams in the chat says he'd rather watch Kev Kostner and Billy Bob Thornton play Call of Duty. Yeah. Hell yeah. A hundred percent. Hey, you're cheating there, man. You can't be cheating like that, Kev. Come on now.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Who's the first to like throw the controller across the room? Costner. It's 100% cost. Yeah. He just plays this. This thing's busted. Oh, Felipe, I think they remembered the stupid Mark Wahlberg movie was called Lones Survivor. Oh, man, is it fucking bad?
Starting point is 00:10:34 I just, yeah, stuff like this. I'm like, I understand. We started getting slightly better video game movies and like now everybody's like, more, let's do it again. And I'm like that. But that's, I mean, it's all just like franchise recognition, right? Because even Minecraft, you got like that guy
Starting point is 00:10:51 that I think was the Jack Black character maybe. Yeah, Steve, right? This is just, yeah, you're just like, John, McSolder face and I'm sure you'll get like fucking what's his name Chad Eastwood what's that shitty Eastwood Scott Scott Scott he'll be soldier McShute face he's gonna answer the phone what's it oh it's duty oh hello oh dude yeah he's fucking Frank duty colonel Frank duty dude we're gonna uh yes it's uh it's uh Frank duty calling yes hi oh this is a great frank duty costume esteem uh excuse me we just got back from dinner
Starting point is 00:11:33 i got a call of duty in the uh attached to my bathroom here yep that's exactly right oh man hey this Halloween weekend nobody went to the movies because it was Halloween i don't know why anybody surprised about that fact all the horror movies already came out let's take a look at the abysmal numbers this is highest gross T.J. Gaines in the chat brought up an interesting thing. Just one more thing about video games. Got to hold out hope for that Mega Man movie. Well, is it actually happening?
Starting point is 00:12:11 Is that a real thing? I don't know. No, I think it's just like the one. Now that everybody was like, oh, you're doing Zelda? Like, give me that fucking Mega Man. You got to go. I mean, you would assume. Well, that Street Fighter movie, like, a ton of people are a call of Allison duty is really good.
Starting point is 00:12:24 That's very good. I'd like to call Ells in duty, you know. Really? Oh, yeah. A heavy breathing on the phone. Well, this mustache just has a mind of its own. You could go as happiness, Philip Seymour Hoffman. There you go.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Oh, there you go. FYI, let's also say, of all the things you've done, Chris Kappa on Halloween. Yes. I don't forget your doctor hat's costume was the absolute worst. He didn't even shave that one, ladies and gentlemen. No, I didn't. I brought a cane out and I put on a blazer. Dude, wasn't that cane an umbrella?
Starting point is 00:13:01 No, I switched it to the umbrella when I got to the bar. Oh, okay. But I do have, I had an old cane. But, like, I never pretended like I cared. I was just like, fuck it. Here's a fucking something. Fair enough. Very good.
Starting point is 00:13:14 In at 5, we're going to give an official review a little later in the program, but it was the expanded new one from Yorgos, Bugonia. in its week two here. 4.8 million Buccorinos, which it's a little under where he was for poor things, but it's six mil total after the two weeks. Here's the thing. Focus features really thought they'd have
Starting point is 00:13:41 the next poor things on their hands here. They paid to acquire this film $45 million. That is a lot of money. That's an insane amount of money to pay for a movie like this, folks. And we don't even know the marketing budget. yet. No, we don't. Totally right.
Starting point is 00:13:58 It'd be crazy. So actually, when we review the film later, since we don't have the marketing budget numbers, we're not going to be able to tell you whether or not we actually thought it was a good movie. Yeah, it's a good point. It's like, you know, we're fucking flying blind folks. We're really doing our best with the marketing budget. Disinformation. In it number four, my nieces really love this shit.
Starting point is 00:14:17 K-pop demon hunters still floating around in theaters. Oh, did they put it out? It's back. It's been out since June. It's back out. here and there. No, it's out and making money. The thing that's annoying about it is Netflix things are all cool and they don't have you report the box office numbers for it. So this was like a guess from
Starting point is 00:14:37 a couple of sources on the estimates, 5.5 million. I mean, this thing is nuts. 25 million is kind of what it's made so far. I'll tell you, we tried to watch this on Netflix. We got like five minutes in and turned it off. It's clearly, it's clearly not. for us. I enjoyed it. I watched it over the holidays with I was in
Starting point is 00:15:02 Michigan and we were watching on home networks. Was it possible was it possible that like you watching children enjoy it sort of boosted your enjoyment slash understanding? I am known in that house for just walking away and doing my own thing
Starting point is 00:15:19 quite often as you might guess as these fellas might know. So I had the option to but I was mostly into it like the animation style I thought was pretty good it's not like my favorite style of course but like the story like in the middle I certainly was like
Starting point is 00:15:37 looking at my phone a little bit more but I thought like it was pretty good yeah and what's that story Chris it's like kids bopping ass singing songs that kind of thing? Trio of the K-pop you know stars and they're they're doing really good but they're about to go to the next level and then
Starting point is 00:15:55 the lead well you know they're all there but the leader essentially finds out something about herself that she might be part demon they're also hunting demons that's the other side of their things so it's not actually about what capable
Starting point is 00:16:10 like the detention cells that they're raised in forced to perform I assume that's going to be in a prequel we're going to get some of that stuff clearly kids are going to love that shit there is a there's a documentary that you can find out there called The Nine Muses of Star Empire
Starting point is 00:16:26 and it is about a fucking K-pop group and the dehumanization that these girls go through. It's a wild fucking scene. I think it's the yo-yo bit from the Simpsons, right? Where they get in the van, like we got four more schools to do like kind of a deal. Yep, exactly. I'm the old starlight or whatever it was.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Yeah, exactly. He's signing the different picture. Here we go. In at where are we, number three. Chainsaw Man. Some more anime at the box office here. This one in its second week as well, pulling another $6 million here for Sony.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Hey, that's cool. I mean, shit, around the world, $139 million for this guy. As much as I enjoyed K-pop at Demon Hunters, this is much better, much better. People get chainsawed, I assume. The main action sequence, which is like the middle of this movie is nuts.
Starting point is 00:17:23 it was definitely one of the best big screen things I've seen this year the trailers seemed fun I don't know if I would have been able to get through the whole thing you know what I mean it was just sort of like you do need to it is one of those things where you do need to watch the show I think
Starting point is 00:17:39 I was kind of like I've watched most of the show I've not fully up to speed but this I like I mostly got it I had the characters in mind but if you don't I can see you not quite getting is this a what do you call it they're one of them uh anime mashup jobs where it's like
Starting point is 00:17:59 three episodes we're putting it out as a as a as a movie or is it a good question you could see it that way it didn't seem like that to me because i didn't see uh and those you usually can tell like because like after the first episode you can see where they would have cut it and like yeah i didn't see any of that in this i was mostly with it for the the whole time uh i would say you know it's much like uh what's the other one that's just been doing great deal Demon Hunter. Demon Slayer. Demon Slayer.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Demon Slayer, which I also, I watched the first season of that and that was fun. Chris, can I ask? And that is also, you need to,
Starting point is 00:18:33 like, to be interested in it, you have to have watched the shit. And this doesn't make sense anyway. Chainsaw Man, this is for more adult, this is an adult. This is not like the kids thing like cave up.
Starting point is 00:18:43 I mean, it's quite gruesome, I will say. Is there any inventive sexuality in there? Um, sure. I would say that. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:51 I'll say that. Yeah. Okay. on the boner meter oh I'm not sure you know the interesting was more I was focusing I don't think you got a full staff going but there's uh okay they're doing
Starting point is 00:19:02 it the cartoons are doing it only thing I know about this and I have a real distaste for it is the two times that I saw one battle after another in IMAX they had the trailer for this thing and they do that thing where like it's a short trailer so they play two of them back to back and they're only
Starting point is 00:19:18 slightly different dude if you want a quicker way for me to fucking turn down buying a ticket to something. I'd like to see it because like, good lord, back to back like that. I was like, what is different information here? Nothing. You already told me it's coming out.
Starting point is 00:19:33 I got the date. If I gave the shit, I'll remember it. Playing it a second time, I'm not going to be like, oh, fuck, you know, the first time I didn't care, but that's second time. Now I definitely want to buy a ticket. Lazy and stupid. Everyone gets there late now, so we're going to get someone with the next play. Yeah, I don't know about back to back though.
Starting point is 00:19:52 doesn't make any sense. Yeah. As to ass. Add to add. Add. There we go. Coming to two, black phone to still rocking a roll in another $8 million
Starting point is 00:20:06 here. Not a terrible fall. Let's look at it here. I don't remember the percentage, but 104 million globally, 61 domestic. This is about reaching the numbers of the first one, which is hard for a lot of sequels.
Starting point is 00:20:19 So that's kind of cool. Which I just saw the first. one and I liked it. So I'm going to watch this one in, what, three years maybe? Yeah. Speaking of other movies I don't care about, here's regretting you. This was number one at the box office, folks.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Are you kidding? I want to check this out. I need to see this. This might be an episode of January. Yeah, that's I'm very interested. Well, because it's it's, it's, it's, the spouses find out that their spouses died in a car accident while in a trist with one
Starting point is 00:20:55 another and they're stuck taking care of this McKenna Grace character and it is also the same book that that disastrous what the fuck is her name Balton our star the no no it's the other one it's the the Blake Lively big lawsuit
Starting point is 00:21:11 the domestic violence movie whatever that oh I think it's the same author this is where I leave that's close to that I saw it because it was filmed in my neighborhood. I forget what it was called. Oh, come on, chat. I can't believe the chat doesn't know. Someone in the chat's always
Starting point is 00:21:29 like, yeah, it's my favorite movie. It ends with us. It ends with us. Thank you. Rob Lutiser. There we go. Now they're coming. Everybody's going. There might be a little delay or something. Yeah, so, you know, that's cool. Check that out. otherwise I really don't give a shit I saw the trailer for this a million times
Starting point is 00:21:54 in front of stuff and it became very annoying but you know whatever make make a bunch of money here it's going to meet its production break even by like next week so all that's left is the ads the marketing budget
Starting point is 00:22:10 it's gonna be something you know rom-coms are I mean it's a ROM right I don't know if there's calm in it oh I think it's a it's a tragedy tragic rom-dram i mean i'd rather have those climb in the box office than all your demon slayer k-pops really i prefer the anime i will take the anime over this i know you love it i do i love it quite a bit no one's taking it from you it rules the planet now oh it does i was not aware okay look at i mean it kind of does chris it's huge uh anyway we always do the top five but i got to do the
Starting point is 00:22:46 sixth one here because what are we even fucking doing with ourselves? The sixth highest grossing film at the American box office this weekend was a 40 year old movie. That's right. Wow. Back to the future was back in theaters for the 40th anniversary and wouldn't you know it?
Starting point is 00:23:02 It made another almost $5 million. This is crazy. A million of that alone was fucking IMAX sales which I didn't even know it was being presented in IMAX. I would have maybe made some time but yeah, 40 year old movie, six highest grossing in the I mean, it's a great movie, but this is getting me real pessimistic.
Starting point is 00:23:19 I was always trying to be optimistic about movie theaters, but now that the cartoons from Netflix are there, the 40-year-old movies, and Scott Eastwood, I do think we're turning the corner and it's all ending. Oh, I don't think Scott Eastwood's in theaters. Where did you get that from? Isn't he? Wasn't he regretting you? No.
Starting point is 00:23:39 No, that's Dave Franco. Dave Franco. Oh, my God. Well, never mind. Then we're close call. then we're on the right track uh i do think the trend is just like actually he is in that god damn oh he's his name's on the poster folks oh oh is that right look at that you just you got a you got a you got a fucking six cents for where you're pulling
Starting point is 00:24:00 scott eastwood out of stuff oh yes he's the he's the dude that dies center front and fucking center well you said that there was a car accident he he gets into an accident with another scott eastwood is that what he he stubs his toe It's two Scotty's Woods running into each other. Yeah, so we'll see. But I think the thing that kind of annoys me, I really don't care for, and I should, I don't know. It's different in certain areas because we are, we're lucky that where we live, you know, there's a robust repertory film scene. But where there aren't those theaters that do that shit, I understand, you know, your multiplex playing.
Starting point is 00:24:42 A repertory title is probably a rare and cool thing. and I don't begrudge people going to see shit it's just like it's kind of the return to what we did before the VHS market and the DVD market was so prolific was put things back in theaters what plays you know what we're bringing in a wonderful life
Starting point is 00:24:59 back for Christmas and all that kind of stuff and I think because we're not doing I think the streaming has become so anonymous you know what I mean like owning a movie or rent go to the rental store to get a movie that has a tactile like oh we're renting this this week and I rent movies on streaming all the time. But you know what I mean? Does that make any sense?
Starting point is 00:25:17 Like I think that that this feels more like an event again. It's kind of come back around where it's like now it's something to do. I have no problem at all with people going to see older movies. I do it all the time in the theater as well. It's just the writing's on the wall folks. Look at this. Just look at this box office receipt for this
Starting point is 00:25:34 weekend that we're done. It's also just, you know, go ahead, see if I'll form my thought over a second. You want the other things to do better. Like I don't mind this doing well you just want the other stuff to do better and also it's just this is the other thing i was going to say to sort of make my point here is like for ages that kind of programming was for like independent theaters right and that was like what you could look to an independent theater oh cool like the music box in chicago is doing a hip john carpenter retrospective or whatever
Starting point is 00:26:08 and i think that's like soulful movie going there's just something about like yeah amc and regals but now at fucking Halloween one night only. It's a Fandango, go fuck yourself night. Yes. I'm just like, all right, you know. So you're like taking it,
Starting point is 00:26:23 you're taking it out of that ecosystem, which is hurting way more than your fucking chains are. You know what I mean? Sure. But yeah, but I also, I mean, we've,
Starting point is 00:26:31 we've grazed over this really quickly, but like I do like, AMCs are everywhere and the little indies are more and more not everywhere. And like that is what to me is the thing. Like getting people, if you want people to go, to the movies, you just got to, you know, you don't play these things. And back
Starting point is 00:26:48 to the future is like one of the, like the biggest one to me. Like, I hear that and I'm like, oh, that's like the biggest movie of all time. Of course people are going to come and see it. Like, you could get anybody to go and see that. A guy who like thinks it's a rip off to go to the theater after streaming happened, we'll still go to
Starting point is 00:27:04 see back to the future because it is that kind of thing. And like, I am with you. I prefer that we new stuff, new artists. That is what I prefer. But I can't, these are people who are at this point just bleeding money at all times. And I just, I can't see arguing with them like, well, you know, this, you're maybe taking it away from, yes, a nice little theater who are closing like in a title way, like, and
Starting point is 00:27:33 have been a while. I mean, multiplexes too, Chris, like two multiplexes near me up here. Gone. Yeah. Yeah. And all this is going away. Yeah. I mean, I'm not as, you know, the death of everything because, I mean, the death of cinema happens every two years.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Yeah, it's true. I kind of give up on it. I've been through this a lot already in my life and I can't take that. The Dumer position, it's always going to evolve and change. I just think also, maybe this is just for me, this is a small request from me. When you do in these big retrospective things or, you know, we're bringing out the old movies, why don't we try stuff besides the same 10 titles? Well, yeah, besides fucking E.T. back to the future Jurassic. I mean, shit
Starting point is 00:28:14 with the fucking Amblin logo in front of it. Jaws is another one that's constantly, like, think outside the box, but they don't do that because it's a corporate entity. Put canon films back in theater. That's what we're talking about. Halloween 3 season of the witch, and then the
Starting point is 00:28:30 next time I dress like an asshole, so I'm like, hey, I know what that guy's doing. Do you know? You really want that prize. What was it? Was it like a free drink? 500 bucks, to be fair. And I know. Well, that's legit question, Steve. If they put that back in the theater, would you try again next year?
Starting point is 00:28:48 This is what I'm trying to tell you guys. It was in the theater. On Friday, on Halloween, I went to the theater. I saw one battle after another in VistaVision. And then I caught Bagonia. But what was playing later at night at the Regal Union Square was fucking Halloween 3. I couldn't believe it. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Wow. Yeah. Yeah, there was like two or three showings. Well, people should have went to that and then went to Jersey City to look at me. To look at you. You know where they can look at you though, Steve? On our new show, Scareddy Cats, that's out right now. Yes, we just dropped this last Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:29:22 If you were not aware, you were busy with the Halloween time celebration. Our new Craven tier is the video tier. And we dropped. That's right, Scarity Cats talking about Barbarian. It's an awesome conversation. Lots of great funny visual cues and everything. So it is worthwhile watching it. You do get the audio, of course, as well.
Starting point is 00:29:40 No problem there. But it's out now. It's a new quarterly show. We're already thinking about what we're going to do for the next one. That poll is up, right? You guys get to curate, whether it's going to be 28 years later or Wolfman. The last time I checked 28 years later was smoking the Wolfman. Rolling them up and smoking them.
Starting point is 00:29:58 They want to hear about that big zombie dick. So, and I want to blame them. I want to talk about it. I want to see it again. I want to talk about it again. So we got that going on. And then speaking of that tier, also the other thing that's on it, right now is W.H.M. After Dark, our new AMA-style chat show that happens once a month,
Starting point is 00:30:18 every month. It's usually always 8 p.m. Eastern Time. No different this coming November the 11th. It's a Tuesday night. We will be there 8 p.m. You get to ask us questions. We drink and talk and tell stories and interact in the chat. It's a lot of fun. We've done two of them already. We did in September. We did in October. You can catch those replays. But the next one, yes, 11-11. 8 p.m. Eastern. And then really quickly, just another reminder slash announcement. We're about just a little over a month away. Our 15th anniversary show at the Bell House. Holy crap, this is happening. This is the 6th of December. It's a Saturday night. We're at the Bell House. Tickets available now. We're talking about Total Recall, the Arnold Total Recall. Yes. It's going to be so much fun. I'm going to rewatch the Farrell to just a reminder. myself. Because, like, it is just, I mean, the Swartz, it's such a great movie. Like, I think about it all the time. The Farrell one? No, no, the Schwarzenegger one. And for it to be like Farrell, it good. Colin Farrell, like, I like him. And like, I would like that movie to be good, but he's
Starting point is 00:31:31 so fucking bad. I mean, that was during the bad times for Colin Farrell where like, it's like, oh, no, I'm a leading man. And I could do like just square jawed. Like, that's not him. Like, he needs to do like he can be he's a lead for sure but he's a weirdo lead this was around the same time he did that was that will smith movie where he was the devil or whatever oh god winter's tail yeah previous episode trash factory that movie um but anyway we will be going more in depth into the arnold's movie that is for sure tickets available now of course over at our website w hm podcast dot com click on the tour tab they are for sale they're going fast y'all it's going to be super fun. All right. More stuff to get to. I cannot believe how much should we
Starting point is 00:32:14 have to get to here. But I'm very excited. Steve, you had this idea. We hadn't done trailer segment in a while. We got two. Let's get into it. This is trailer segment. All right. So the first one up here is the new one from Oz Perkins it is called Keeper Osberg is fresh off and tell Ryan Murphy to go fuck himself
Starting point is 00:32:49 Oh dude I love that That was awesome Why don't you keep your bad ideas To yourself he says I hope these trailers Reignite my optimism for the films The movies
Starting point is 00:33:01 The movies I am just working on Pulling this up here Mine is pulled up here Mine is pulled up Yeah, we're going to be watching on the neon YouTube channel Keeper. We would play it for you and comment during it, like we initially envisioned this. But, you know, these businesses don't want you to see the trailers and they want to fail.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Yep. There it is. So, yes, in the episode description, if you were watching this, I have linked to both of them. The first one up is Keeper. Yeah, Jesse Buckley and, or not Jesse Buckley, what's your face? This is Tatiana Maslani. Tatiana Maslani, yes. um yeah so i don't know yeah yeah uh so we'll see all right uh this is the i should say this is the newer one
Starting point is 00:33:48 that they put out like two weeks ago and not uh the first one so this is a little different this one is pretty i will laugh at it we'll go uh all right so you guys ready you all cute up there yes oh yeah all right hope you at home are as well here we go this is three two one go oh she's scared yep uh the the trailer for the trailer, Chris, your favorite thing. Yes. Ooh, good. I think Uri record. Finally.
Starting point is 00:34:19 Is this guy anybody? I think I've seen him die in another horror movie. Yeah. Can I trust this? I like this Tatiana Maslani. She's cool. I do too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I love her. Orford Black was fun for a little while. I watched very
Starting point is 00:34:35 little of that. Yeah. I mean, yeah. And the season's good. Not much. else in my view love a good bath yeah a blood bath oh man there's another new breed of horror god we keep reading these things and feet guys going crazy in the fucking
Starting point is 00:34:55 theater out I'm banging their seat fucking going I'm not sure if I feel very comfortable with the rest of this trailer is all like you know real good horror directors think this is a great movie and I'm like I don't know folks but the fact that great guy. I know, but the
Starting point is 00:35:11 fact that Guillermo is one of those quotes, though. Sure. Yeah, but that guy doesn't talk shit. That guy doesn't. Is Guillermo friends with Oz Perkins? I don't know. Yes, because it's like, guys, guys, I'm in hot soup. Please put a quote. I need someone to see this. Oh, yeah, you know who this other motherfucker is?
Starting point is 00:35:30 Is a terrify her guy. Rosef Sutherland. Oh. From the Sutherland claim. He's another Sutherland child. Another Sutherland? yep there's something new every day are these like pilgrim ghosts we've got going on here
Starting point is 00:35:46 they could be pilgrim ghosts yeah I'm kind of a little pilgrim ghost I have no idea what this movie is going to be about but there were certainly some images in this trailer that's well that's what a really great trailer should do like entice you in some very small but perceivable way and not tell you what the thing is about didn't say they were enticing images
Starting point is 00:36:05 just that they're really I do I do you You know, I like Oz Perkins. I really like, I liked long legs enough. I like the monkey enough. I kind of want him to really get one over the, get one over the fucking, you know, goalposts really far next time. I had such a friggin ball with the monkey. I really did.
Starting point is 00:36:24 I don't know if it was like the right mix of chemicals and time of day or what, but I was, I was at the theater. I really enjoyed it. I don't know. I had a really good. It's just like, it's nasty and gross and funny. And the cool thing is, like, it was so different from long legs, which was so different than, you know, whatever he had before that. And this now looks a lot different as well. I mean, like, love him or, you know, maybe his stuff doesn't work for you. I still think it's admirable that this dude has churned out a lot of very different feeling movies, which is. In a short about a time, too. Yes. Yeah. Once ago, the black, I think it's black coat's daughter. Black coat's daughter, yes. That was the first. That was the. first. Yeah, that's the thing. I'm with
Starting point is 00:37:10 Steve on this. I like all his movies. I'm waiting to love one. Yep. I really that's where I'm going now. I watched I rewatched long legs and it did bump up a bit for me after rewatching it with Sof. But I am like, and the same with the monkey. These things play
Starting point is 00:37:26 well and are good rewatchers. I just I want to love it and I haven't gotten there yet. Nothing's as good as his appearance of the movie Quigley where Gary Busey dies and comes back as a Pomeranian. Oh, right. Put that back at the theater.
Starting point is 00:37:42 He's fantastic and legally blonde. He's very good in the legally blonde movie. Is he just in the first one or is he in the second one also? I don't remember. I have no idea. First one, great. Felipe points out also another good Oz Perkins movie that was just like swallowed by Netflix and vanished forever.
Starting point is 00:37:57 But I am the pretty thing that lives in the house is a really cool ghost house movie. So, yeah. The only one of his I haven't seen is that Gretel and Hansel movie. I have not checked that out. that's pretty good too the thing with him he's always like it's good I just I want the great one
Starting point is 00:38:15 it's got to be there it's got to be there that's where I'm at too because I root for him and I'm going to go see this rooting for it to be great but I just yeah I'm with you so we will see this is wide on 1114 from neon so right around the corner it turns out
Starting point is 00:38:31 I cannot believe it's freaking November already oh yeah sickens me all right so the other trailer up this is the one with jesse buckley in it this is the bride uh the new one from maggie jillen hall written and directed well are we cursing on posters now folks yeah yeah as you'll see from the trailer dude it's a little bit of a badass looking movie okay i got it queued up where the bride exclamation point make sure it has the exclamation point on Warner Brothers YouTube channel. Eric, have you
Starting point is 00:39:07 seen this trailer yet? I have not. I've been to the Alamo a couple times. They are fucking running this right down your throat. Oh, yeah. Not seen this at all. Yep. Okay. Here we go. We got the Bride again, folks. Below in the episode description, we do have the link to this. So here we go.
Starting point is 00:39:22 The Bride. Three, two, one. Go. Oh, love that Joker. Oh, this is twisted. It's already twisted. It's pretty twisted. Ouch. This, like, takes place in Chicago.
Starting point is 00:39:43 This is what these accents are that we're doing. Really? It's a gangsterism. It's like public enemies mixed with Frankenstein, which I don't know. I'm interested in this movie. It's got some really sick-looking, like, luscious production design here.
Starting point is 00:39:59 I really like all this stuff. Yeah. I mean, the guy that found all the little. cables to put on the floor wow someone is in a cynical fucking mood today no i'm gonna be half this is oh yeah it's just a a lot different looking so i'm excited to see that she's trying something new now yeah and it's also i mean also on the heels of guilla's frankenstein it's good that this is a totally different direction yeah oh big time i mean of chicago frankenstein should have like a bunch of like half made out of sausages or so at least a pickle on it as well
Starting point is 00:40:34 yeah it looks like it's kind of we're doing like sort of like Bonnie and Clyde with monsters maybe yeah yeah he stumps this guy I make so it's pretty great oh nice I always wanted to do that I'm not worried about her I think she's awesome I think she looks it's the bail of it all. What's wrong with Christian Bail? He's fun. No, because this is the trailer, dude, and in the movie it could either be even more awesome
Starting point is 00:41:07 or totally embarrassing. Yeah. Like, it could wind up not working like on the whole and it might be a problem. That's just me. With that voice. What was the last, the bail performance, do you have a bail performance that you really don't like?
Starting point is 00:41:25 Oh, God. That led to you? I mean, Chicago, Frankenstein should look more like Dick Cheney. It's a vice. Weissenstein. It's not a performance, really. It's sometimes when he's doing voices, man.
Starting point is 00:41:41 It sounds like it's a fucking voice. You know, it goes too far. But I don't know. I'm not trying to shit on it. I think it does look cool. I wasn't crazy about Lost Daughter. I'm interested in this because this is, again, like Chris said, very different.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Let me get a Chicago Frankenstein, extra sausage. And then no fries with a side salad. On a monster bun. It's interesting March 6th. It's cool seeing like release dates for 2026 happening. I mean, it is two months away, but I just don't want to admit it. I don't want to admit that time is passing this fast. And I'm a huge Jesse Bucklew fan.
Starting point is 00:42:23 I'm really excited about this. I'm excited about that Hamnet. I saw the trailer for the first time this weekend and choked up in the theater. So that's not great. Oh, no. That's not going to be good. Oh, wow. Yeah, I saw it in the theater this weekend too.
Starting point is 00:42:37 And I was like, okay. Mm-hmm. I don't know. We'll see. Movies about the life of Shakespeare. Usually not. You're really twisting my arm to care. So we'll see.
Starting point is 00:42:50 He wrote your favorites. Oh, was he right on the X-Files, dude? All right, those are Ruth is out there Oh, fuck yeah, dude, I'd actually love it. Probably, hey. All right, those are some things that are coming up. Let's talk about some stuff we saw real quick
Starting point is 00:43:11 because, boy, my God, it's already fucking quarter of one. Can't even believe it. All right, here we go. Bugonia, Bugonia. Yeah, I like that poster. Not yet. I was looking forward to this. I just didn't get it out of the house this weekend, but go ahead.
Starting point is 00:43:23 This is a hard movie to talk about sure, without spoiling it. I think is kind of the big issue for me. And long story short, I liked it, didn't love it. I'm not, it's still kind of working it around. I might wind up like, kinds of kindness. I kind of was in the same position. I wound up like in as the more time passed, I liked it more.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Okay. I don't know if this is going to happen. But, you know, he's doing his, it's one of those things where I'm glad he's just doing whatever he wants. That's kind of the thing. Oh, yeah. I'm not a big fan of poor things at all. I kind of disliked poor things. I dislike poor things so much that I didn't.
Starting point is 00:43:57 see kinds of kindness because I was like I need a your ghost break I really need a your ghost break I liked poor things and I did not see kinds of kindness was it the runtime that got you though that was another thing and the the poster are the trailer
Starting point is 00:44:13 the images they weren't they weren't enticing either okay it was certainly an afterthought release for searchlight pictures that's for damn sure it was also too soon yes yeah it was like oh there's another one all right um yeah no i i feel like i'm kind of with you steve i think there's a movie there that if and i you know it's really really hard to talk about the movie i will just say if he ended it at a certain spot
Starting point is 00:44:39 uh i would have been happier the more i think about how this movie ends uh i don't like it but i do like the montage that we get at the end and the only way you get that montage at the end is if you get the whole end of the movie so because like the end the very end that montage is pure Jorgos Lantamos that is his sense of humor
Starting point is 00:45:03 top to bottom but just that there's a confirmation of something in the movie and you're just I for me I was like yeah but I think the acting is all great around it. Go ahead. Go ahead. I think post poor things he is trying to work
Starting point is 00:45:19 his way back to Alps into Lobster territory and that's what this and kinds of kindness to me struck as two attempts to do that with now much more money a more a bigger
Starting point is 00:45:34 named cast and that's what this felt like I felt like an attempt to do that and I every Lanthamos movie post Alps essentially it's either a two and a half or a three for me and I've
Starting point is 00:45:50 again, similar in the way I've been waiting for Perkins to really wow me. I've been waiting to get back into Lathmos and to feel it. And to your point, Andrew, the end montage is really where I was like, this is close. This is very close to what he really
Starting point is 00:46:08 is inside. Because it's disturbing but it's also fucking hilarious. And that's like what that dude, that's what a dog tooth is. That movie is totally disturbing and fucked up but it is also wildly funny and that's what I fell in love
Starting point is 00:46:26 with with this guy but it's a dry thing but this is a very very dry humor and this is I mean poor things is wet as fuck it is in more ways than one indeed because there's fucking in it
Starting point is 00:46:39 the ending that I think you're talking about before the montage I kind of found inevitable because of poor things like I was like oh of course it's going to be that because it just happened. We're not getting out of this without a silly costume.
Starting point is 00:46:54 That is not happening. That's the thing. In the movie, you know, as it's happening and the sort of the two-hander of it, I mean, there's more people in it, but it is just, you know,
Starting point is 00:47:03 I can't think of his name now. Jesse Plemons. Jesse Plemons and Emma Stone kind of going head to head. And it's like, okay, somebody is telling the truth that someone is lying. And as you're watching it, you're like, I kind of hope it's one
Starting point is 00:47:16 versus the other and it winds up being something else. or like you kind of are hoping for a third thing that's going to blow your mind and I think that you do not get. I think and the montage at the end is that third thing possibly that blows your mind. I think you know some of the stuff is just a little underbaked. I like Stavros as an actor. I think he's got a great presence in this movie. I don't think he's very well thought out as from the right. Also no because also like that the revelation with his character. I was like, if you say
Starting point is 00:47:50 so, man, the movie's almost over, I guess. Well, they also say that he, this is from the first scene that he said it, he says that he babysat Jesse Clemens as a child. He's a year younger than Jesse Clemens and he looks like it. Like, I know he's fat with a mustache. Sure. But we're not older than everybody else, just at FYI. I'm not older
Starting point is 00:48:06 now just because I have a mustache. Yeah, just because I look like shit. Doesn't mean I've lived like shit longer than you. Precisely. And Jesse Clemens used to be fat, FYI. Oh, yeah. I heard about that. I heard about that. Well, dude, you fucking tie down Kirsten Duntz.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Do you want to make sure you keep her? You make yourself look presentable. I think Plymonds and his cousin, the guy playing his cousin in the movie is really, really fun. Aidan Delbus, this kid is great. They have really good chemistry together. And I love, like, you feel for this kid the whole movie. And you're like, God, I hope something's going to work out.
Starting point is 00:48:39 And it's a Yorgos movie. So you're not, you're not hoping for it. You're hoping for it. Right. It just, you know, it's, I don't know. It's a sticky movie. and again, it's very sticky to not talk about Oh, sticky, because all the honey with the bees in it
Starting point is 00:48:51 Awesome. Yeah, yeah. A lot of lotion too, just, I mean, like, yeah, very sticky movie. It's a movie, though, that I would tell people time and time again to definitely go see. Like, I like talking about this movie and I actually like thinking about this movie. No. Which I don't think I
Starting point is 00:49:07 got it all with poor things. There's a real in and out at the New York Film Festival, and I kind of never really thought about it again. I'm definitely in that mode as well. So, yeah, go see it. Yeah, go check it. out check it out man uh and then uh we've watched there's two episodes out we figured we give our thoughts here uh on it colon welcome to dairy i do like the poster out here i think it's pretty cool and any machetes it please forget the flash yes yeah exactly whatever you can do
Starting point is 00:49:37 oh so that's why the comic book was in this yeah once dc or it's it's warner brother so they'll always shove dc shit down your throat any any chance they can get to i got to say with the show And we saw the first episode. Yeah, yeah. Man, it's a real reminder why we had 35-year-olds play kids for so long. There's a lot of stuff going on and hit with these kids. I would bring Martin Shortout to play these kids.
Starting point is 00:50:02 And maybe I could watch this. I agree. The kids were kind of grading on me as well. It's just too many. Some more than others. Yes. Again, I'm not going to start rag it on little children acting, but it doesn't mean I have to watch it either.
Starting point is 00:50:16 That's from behind the people. paywall that's exactly we get into that it just the the scary set pieces are fun but those are kind of too and far few and far between and the other loving problem of the quote of the new age of television is where is this going and how long is it going to get to fucking get there is where I'm at three seasons I have I have an answer I have an answer for you that you got you got three seasons and then you'll find out what all this is about I'll tell other than Pennywise's eyes If it was just about a guy in a mask with a gun looking for the schematics, I'm in three years at a movie, please. A guy with a mask with a gun looking for something, suddenly I'm interested.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Yeah, and I agree. Yeah. You know, it's funny because I feel like the inclusion of the great actor Chris Chalk playing Dick Hallorin leads me to believe that because we were joking off the air like, well, How long do we have before Georgie and the rest of the dead kids from the actual story show up? But like, if this is going in these other directions and where, you know, there's, there's more Halloran in the second episode and you sort of see like more of what the military's doing there. What pisses me off about Halloran is we've already done that show. We've already done the Stephen King universe show. And why is it just?
Starting point is 00:51:38 But why is he just the one though? I'm sure someone's going to say Shawshank at some point. I'm sure. Well, they did say Shawshank. but that's still like of the time but my thing with Dick Halloran is like what are you talking about like that was never
Starting point is 00:51:54 Dick Halloran was never anywhere near any of this shit but so that's that's the real shoehorn if there's other stuff that's like you know around dairy and part of the universe yes we kind of already we did that but this is the real like that character is a real shoehorning
Starting point is 00:52:10 like he wasn't even part of the town he never set foot there as far as I know now he can like shine shine again against It the Clown. I see. We are, we're doing a little bit of shining already with him, which is kind of neat.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Two hours in, nary an appearance by Pennywise or your favorite scars guard there, you know, and I mean, that Bill, the cool different formations. I wasn't crazy about baby,
Starting point is 00:52:36 baby bat baby. I don't like that. That sucks. But hey, check it out. Hang on our good friend. Our man in Brazil himself, Felipe, says he just read It the book.
Starting point is 00:52:46 Halloran is apparently there on the periphery. Oh, okay. So, all right. That's how my next prod, my prod, I did the stand this year. Next year I'll do it. I'm going to read.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Oh, that's a cool idea as well. I mean, I think it was Eric who said it. Uh, me was Steve. Uh, the, the, the big set pieces where people die or are attack are very well done and feel,
Starting point is 00:53:10 are visceral to me. The movie theater attack, I thought was really well done. Uh, the music man into, it like the whole thing I thought was just very well done but the story is just you you cast way too wide a net even for three seasons I just don't care as much as you're trying to make I just don't care that much about this storyline and maybe maybe I'm gonna you know be wooed into it that is a possibility but like I'm I'm mostly I would like if you just focused on the if you're
Starting point is 00:53:41 going to do this focus on just the kids and not so much like all the middle But that's what fucking it is, man. This is, this is another thing to, at least for someone like me to get my attention. I was paying way more attention to the military stuff than the kid shit. Because I just, I saw that first machete it. All right. I've seen the TV movie a thousand times. I never saw chapter two of the new movie.
Starting point is 00:54:09 And like, yeah. And it's, I'm sure there's annoying kids in that one also. Yeah. But the same annoying kids are back. right yeah yeah it's not an actual sequel i can't believe we're still milking it the clown after all these years yeah the uh and also i i also think that the the setting of the 60s was the original it the machetes first yet that was in the 80s now we did that 80s in the isn't this it's the 80s and the 50s that's the two time line like this doesn't even like Andrew you have you read this
Starting point is 00:54:44 have I read that you read it yeah no no oh okay because like as I understand it none of this exists in the in the the book itself yeah the the bummer here is I don't know why Felipe says the book is the 50s and the 80s
Starting point is 00:54:59 I believe the movie was the 80s in the present the new movie was 80s in the present they kind of bumped it up to that one it was to make the kids make sense boy Felipe is really a fucking fan of the shit look at this guy 80s and 2010s all right I like the fact checking this is great
Starting point is 00:55:13 The way Machete films the 60s looks like SkyCapted in the world of tomorrow and I don't understand why that is. Everything has got this milky glow on it when they go up to the fucking bell tower. We're so in a green screen. No fucking thing. The green screen stuff is awful.
Starting point is 00:55:29 The stuff that you're talking about, I think might be some soft focus for making people look like old-timey. I feel like that's like a cheap like movies used to do that in the time period that the movie's taking place or the show's taking place. So I'll light some of these shots. like that and you just get that like soft
Starting point is 00:55:45 you know lighting kind of shit yeah I was like ah yeah I will say this though man I am a sucker for fucking you put cool du up music like in your in your show and whatever and we were just also watching we blew through the first three parts of Mr. Scorsese so in that
Starting point is 00:56:02 of course you got all the Marty's music in the earlier movies and stuff and I was like I can listen to this so you know I don't know is Scorsese is that on HBO Max as well no that's an apple on an apple because because i was going to say the what i will say uh for hbo at least i have uh and we don't have to talk about i just i just watched it uh the other day the chair company is great yes i got i seen as far i think it's amazing whenever whenever we get
Starting point is 00:56:29 osl back on the air we should uh we'll be well at least we'll all have watched a bunch of it because i do want to talk about that the chair company is so funny i haven't left that much in a long time There's one joke about about podcasts in there that I, you guys, I don't, I want to say anymore. You guys just have to experience that joke about podcasts. Is it all out? Is it done? Did they air it all? I think it's only four episodes is out at least.
Starting point is 00:56:55 I think I saw the first three only. That's what I, yeah, I saw the three and I think there's one more out, but I don't know. It's a matter of getting to it. I really want, and I really do want to. I love Tim Robinson. It's almost like saving it, but I do want to get to it so it could be part of this fucking conversation. yeah exactly uh so there you go i don't know i'm i'm at least gonna keep up with it because i am like a mild level kinghead and it's something to watch with
Starting point is 00:57:18 oh and uh philip said that uh in the in the in the book uh penny wise comes around every 27 years so i guess we'll have to wait 27 years of 27 seasons and then bill scars guard will show up that'll be that's exciting you have to wait a whole uh kirk cobain to get i count kurt covades far scorn two Kurt Cobain's ago All right Sometimes big shows come out We watch them on huge streamers and whatnot But sometimes they come out
Starting point is 00:57:48 And boy, they just fall right through the cracks And we pick them up on a segment We like to call Secret Movie All right, Eric Siska, tell us all about I put it just on me. You joined in on the phone. I have seen it, but I want to, I want to, you found it, kind of. So I want to give it to you to describe to the folks what it is.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Chris, did you see this? No. I did not see this. Oh, no, no, no anime in it. No, no, no, so this is, okay, so it's a post-apocalyptic movie about after a solar flare had hit the planet. So, like, modern technology doesn't work, question mark. And Dave Boutista there, well, what do you know? He used to be the world's greatest treasure hunter.
Starting point is 00:58:45 World's greatest. Before, he's, so he says in the opening monologue, he says he was the world's greatest treasure hunter before the apocalypse. So that's, that's the character he's voicing. He, no, he's corporeal. He's a person. No, that's not real movie. Was, was, did Rolling Stone rate him the world's greatest treasure hunter? How did that happen?
Starting point is 00:59:08 It was a thing. I think the line is something like people used to call me. So like, he's like, look, man, out of my control. I never personally thought it, but people used to call me the world's greatest treasure. And he's great at finding things. And that's what he's doing now. He gets tasked to find some, some crap, the Mona Lisa or whatever, from Samuel Jackson. And the beard guy from Game of Thrones are like the warlords of France.
Starting point is 00:59:37 oh man yeah so it is i think it's kind of like alien world rules alien earth rules where like instead of corporations though it's like large parts of the world are just ruled by a single person so it's yeah sam jackson in parts of europe but then also yes christopher hivjew who is he playing a nazi or like a wannabe nazi he's his character's russian so it's a it's a Kami Nazi, classic thing. Classic Kami Nazi situation. This movie's insane. It's bad.
Starting point is 01:00:11 It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, there's some good fun. There's, there's a cannibal part of France now. There's all these things. I, I don't even know why we're in France to begin with, but I will say there are good stunts. There are some good fight stunts. There are some good car stunts. yeah um but there's just it's not it's it shouldn't exist it shouldn't
Starting point is 01:00:40 where uh where i imagine you're in france a because bulgaria can double for france very well i know that america i could tell from the end credits that we were definitely a little more east than france yeah just a little bit yeah this is uh it was directed by j j perry who has been like a big deal stunt guy like since the 70s and he's directed three movies and I feel like with every one of these it was like oh man the director bailed who's the next
Starting point is 01:01:09 most senior guy oh the stunt dude all right JJ come in because he did this he did last year the Dave Bautista movie The Killers game where he plays a hitman who gets a terminal diagnosis and so he orders a hit on himself
Starting point is 01:01:24 and then it's like oops we got the charts swapped or whatever you're not going to die and he's got to like basically dodge a bunch of hitman and then he also did day shift that Jamie Fox vampire movie
Starting point is 01:01:37 that was on Netflix I wasn't bad I kind of like that yeah I like that one so he's more of a stunt guy I mean he's worked on shit all the way up to like Avatar way of water
Starting point is 01:01:45 so he's been doing it for a while I think that's why like the car stunts and there is cool like hand to hand stuff but it's just like I think it's a it's a real for
Starting point is 01:01:54 a stunt coordinator you know what I mean yeah it's not it's not a zombie thing is like a mad maxi kind of sort of but we really don't have the money for any of that and we're not creative enough where like we didn't even have like George Miller money but Miller like made it work with a low budget like at the start
Starting point is 01:02:13 Jackson on the on that poster looks like he's wearing something that Eddie Murphy wears and coming to America yeah it's honestly it looks like like some of the royal garb right yeah well he's a king he's king August in this oh wow oh also Olga Kirillenko is in it as well as his like sidekick as they go hunt down the Mona Lisa. Is it, it's three scenes for Sam Jackson, right? He's like barely in this. I would have guessed three. Yeah. Does he use his Capital One credit card in any of them or no? Oh, man. I think this movie was so, like he
Starting point is 01:02:49 did this movie so he wouldn't have to do this year's Capital One credit card commercials as much or something. There's one one part I'll shout out as being legitimately cool and good and I want someone to put it on YouTube so I can just watched this part of the movie is when the beard guy from Game of Thrones, you understand? He's got this train and he's got these gunners
Starting point is 01:03:10 on it and you get to see them shoot some people and insane explosions of body like wet spillage. It was that was pretty solid. Train gun scene is cool. I said it on letterbox though. I didn't know you were still allowed to make
Starting point is 01:03:26 fiery explosions look that cheap and fake. Yes. There's a part where Bautista has to up a factory and it was like something you'd see on like a later season Power Rangers it was so bad but yeah as far
Starting point is 01:03:42 as secret movies go I've watched worst secret movies you know I kind of fell asleep for the first 15 minutes of this and so that was nice as well love that but that is going to do it for OSL this week folks as always though the party's just getting started here for this week we do have
Starting point is 01:03:58 it's November of course which Steve Siddick we are in now what A big theme month. Obscure character actors from horror movies month. No, of course not. We love movies month. So everything's big,
Starting point is 01:04:12 big, big on the main feed. We're talking about movies that are classics that we love. That's right. So kicking things off, of course. Our yearly chat about a Hitchcock movie, we're talking rear window.
Starting point is 01:04:24 My God, this was a blast to do. It's so, I don't want to toot our own horns here, but it is so fucking fun. I was really in tears editing the episode So you can check out what I'm talking about Also ad free on the Patreon of course
Starting point is 01:04:41 Where because we are in We Love Movies Month The script is flipped, there we go My tongue is flipped also Instead of the monthly We Love Movies entry on the Patreon That is flipped to we hate movies And Eric Siska What pile of triceratops excrement are we talking about? We are talking the Book of Henry
Starting point is 01:05:02 If you think I hated the kids from Welcome to Derry, get ready. Oh, my God. Would love to see. Oh, actually, that one kid isn't it, right? Does he get fucked up in that movie? I think he makes it. Yeah. Oh, that's a little McAvoy, right?
Starting point is 01:05:16 I think. Yeah. But, yes, that was also a lot of fun. You will hear me throughout the episode talk about how even while watching the movie, I didn't know what it was about. I still, I do, but I don't want to believe that I actually know what that movie's about because it's embarrassing. embarrassing. So that is what's going on on the Patreon and free feeds this week. We will return
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