We Hate Movies - S16: On-Screen Live: Our Review of Emma Stone & Jesse Plemons in BUGONIA; IT: WELCOME TO DERRY Episodes 1 & 2 Reactions, and more!
Episode Date: November 5, 2025Originally live-streamed Monday, November 3, 2025 On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the new one from Yorgos Lanthimos, Bugonia, starring Emma Stone, Jesse Plemons, Aiden Delbi, and ...Stavvy Baby! We're also checking in on that handful of dead meat children on IT: Welcome to Derry and giving our thoughts on the first two episodes. And, we'll go over the weekend box office, break down some industry news, unearth a Dave Bautista Secret Movie™️, and check out a couple trailers! PLUS: A lengthy discussion about Steve's Halloween costume! Don’t sleep on snagging your tickets to our 15th Anniversary show this December where we’re talking all things Arnold in Total Recall! It’s gonna be a gas and we wanna see you there! Click through for tickets now! The Craven Tier on our Patreon is now live! Upgrade or sign up for the first time now to instantly gain access to WHM After Dark—our monthly AMA-style chat show that's airing next on November 11—and also the first episode of Scaredy Cats—our new modern horror video show! That show releases quarterly, with the first episode dropping in October, all about Zach Cregger's Barbarian! Be sure to pick up our digital show on Terminator: Dark Fate, available now in our Patreon shop! Throughout 2025, we’ll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause! Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
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holy moly what's going on everybody welcome to on screen live my name is andrews and this is our show
for monday the third of november i'm joined alongside just three of the most handsome
fuckers ever to do it we have eric siska oh thank you i've been working on it that's right uh
looking like he just got done bouncing the door at the vf w hall matinee hardcore show chris
cabin hi there yes and uh you know what uh nouns was fantastic they did they did a great set i think
they were great. I wish that we got them back. Honestly, it's been a while.
And of course, Tom Atkins himself. Dr. Dan Chalice joining us this afternoon.
Oh, wow. No, it's the other channel. It's still on the other channel. You have to stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
And then everyone at the party, I'm still not getting the reference. What is this costume? Yeah.
The classes are going back on now that my performance is over with. Yeah, no, great performance, by the way.
Thank you very much. Yes, very much.
Uh-huh, yeah, nobody cares.
So you went, so wait, wait, give us a load on.
You went out in public, dressed as Tom Atkins' character from Halloween 3.
And my wife was wearing the pumpkin mask.
Yes.
And if you'll watch the scene, an accurate hoodie as well for the kid that eats shit in the, in Halloween.
Buddy Gufferin Jr.
Yes.
That was her idea.
I'll do Tom Atkins and we'll go around.
There was a fun thing up at the, I do like, I, I suppose you with this, I look like Mario, Mario a little bit.
Yeah, totally.
I am Italian after all.
But so the, there was like a fun thing.
There was like a costume contest at White Eagle Hall, which is up the road.
So like, we went to our hip bar.
I expected someone to be like, ah, Halloween three.
If it was going to happen, it would be at that bar.
Did you think you were in the running to win?
I thought that I might be.
yeah okay anyone I thought anyone would stop so nothing happened at the bar nobody gave
even half the shit totally got it it's just like guy I think that's no work he's going as
he's going as Al Borland that's also but he had a beard by oh that's right Richard kind
Carn so we went to this this concert with a and like they there were judges going around
the it wasn't even packed it was like very few people like
80 people tops.
And judges were going around
to bring people on stage and
we were like, well, we'll get brought on
stage, obviously.
Oh, obviously.
Not even that.
I wasn't going to, I wasn't even hoping
to finish third, but
yeah. Yeah. Oh.
No work put into it. What are you talking about?
I mean, you shaved?
This was, was this a recent two
shaved? Look, this is what he looked like
in the movie. I got
the similar jacket. Yep.
I get all that.
I get all that.
But from a judge's point of view of like...
Judges' point of view.
Who am I going to give the person who bought a jacket and shaved and that's it?
Or the person who had like paper mache and shit like that.
Like I mean like, come on, yeah, Stephen.
To be fair.
Also, Chris, you are the lawsuit.
Let's not forget Mr. Lawson.
Let's not forget Charlie Wilson's War, Phillips Seabor.
Let's not forget Chris, but older.
All that.
Do you hear me ever being like,
I wasn't brought on the stage?
Why didn't they give me in a word?
Because.
Why the fuck?
Because you know that those costumes are shitty.
And even though Steve didn't have to do a lot to transform,
I got to tell you, Steve, I will just come to your defense.
You posted the picture of you and Jen before you went out.
And I was, I knew what it was immediately.
And I was like, that's awesome.
So for whatever it's worth, I would have at least voted to bring you on stage.
But this is also, it's a life lesson.
And folks, you should, this is a, Steve's a, Steve's a cautionary tale here for you.
You should ask for Halloween, something that people will recognize, like a ghost or a vampire.
You know, like something immediately recognizable because you never want to be in the position of explaining Akash.
Yes.
Now, someone here.
Yeah.
No, but one of the people brought on stage was.
was Leo from one battle after another.
Obviously, one of those guys.
That's the same deal.
I mean, I at least shaved for this.
I didn't wear my glasses all night.
I gave myself sort of a headache for the reason.
That's commitment to the bit, dude.
But the Leo battle after another is in the cultural zeitgeist.
A bunch of people have seen the movie recently.
Yeah.
Well, all right.
I was curious about this also.
Paul Ann in the chat asked,
did you take the action figure with you?
That might have helped.
I think that that you can't be pointing to something
to be like, this is the thing.
Do you guys remember the year I was pointing to something?
Oh, no, I don't.
When I went as the, uh, the broker's gin man,
and I had the bottle of gin with the stupid top hat on it.
And I was like, see, I'm this gin guy that you've never heard of in your life.
That's also, that's very good.
No, I will say, but to no one's, to no one, and again, this didn't help us at all.
My wife was wearing a silver shamrock t-shirt under the hoodie that was
open so it's like maybe if you've seen the movie or like hollow oh hollowing oh yeah that's what
you should have done steve you should have gotten like a pin like a pin that said silver shamrock or
oh yeah that would have been yeah yeah yeah yeah a little something you should have had me
following you around in a suit and like right behind you just not saying anything is the robot
security guard oh now i get it now oh you know what you guys watch in your friend your friend
you played the security guard was in the bathroom i didn't see the full thing now i totally get it
the silver shamrock upper management team excellent costume so i'm in the process of growing out
this mustache ladies there you go what up in the chat all our friends tuning in this afternoon
by cyrus 87 i'm so rachel tater tot kevin lynch justine prudome darrell williams timothy batson
james r paul and philippe subrero of course french toast six six three and so on
thank you all for tuning in we got a lot to get to today we've been yucking up about
Halloween we got a shit ton to get to a couple uh I want to do a couple little industry
news things really quickly just two this one I found interesting just this morning
Toho announces they're revealing the new title for the next Godzilla movie
the sequel or the follow-up from Godzilla minus one Godzilla minus zero
okay it's just Godzilla with like
an 0.0 in the title.
I don't want to do math when I'm seeing
monsters. Certainly not.
I liked that movie. I just, I don't know.
I guess I don't understand
what the numbers were and
missed that. But
there was a very lackluster teaser
trailer that was like Godzilla
minus one and then a roar
happened and the one was decimated
and zeros came up.
A monster movie with
fucking math. I mean, that's just Oppenheimer.
Oh, excellent.
I mean, it's just, just easy.
But, like, yeah, I'm happy.
New Godzilla. Let's go.
Yeah, I'm excited.
I still haven't seen a minus one.
I got to get to it.
Fun time, man.
Yeah, I know.
I really want to.
I'm in the same boat with you, Steve.
That's one of those things like, oh, we're going to watch it this.
Honey, honey, we're renting it this week.
And then this is the week.
And then we're doing it this time.
It's now now.
Okay.
That's good.
Oh, Saturday.
we'll get we'll order sushi we'll have a whole like themed night
oh sure i'll shave into a mustache for gonzola there was a guy in it with a mustache
i'm that guy
uh the other news i wanted to bring up very close to eric and chris's hearts of course
taylor sheridan news paramount keeping him around he's going to write this call of duty
movie with a good friend peter berg directing this sucker get ready for
Get prepared for bad.
It might be better than your average video game adaptation, although what is the plot of Call of Duty?
It's just, yeah, I don't think, like, I don't think there's any recurring characters.
Chat, call me out if I'm wrong.
But it's just like, wherever the mission is, that's what you're doing.
So it's just going to be like a screenplay.
They're going to slap Call of Duty on top of it.
Just go with it.
It's a video, it's a movie adaptation of the classic ice recruitment.
Recruitment tool
Colleen movie.
Directed by Purple State
Peter Berg.
That's what's going to work out.
Peter Berg.
Like that's the one thing I
I'm like really you shouldn't do this
because the last time he did
something like this was that
Mark Wahlberg movie.
Not the real thing that happened.
Like his whole team died
except for the one guy.
It was like the last man or some shit.
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
For all I know,
Taylor Sheridan wrote that too.
But it's just like
both these guys.
have that thing where they're leaning
towards like the old traditionalist things
and it's slightly
what's it called?
Oh wow, that would be. Hey.
I totally. Daryl Williams in the chat
says he'd rather watch Kev Kostner
and Billy Bob Thornton play Call of Duty.
Yeah. Hell yeah. A hundred percent.
Hey, you're cheating there, man. You can't be cheating
like that, Kev. Come on now.
Who's the first to like throw the controller across
the room? Costner. It's 100%
cost. Yeah.
He just plays this.
This thing's busted. Oh, Felipe,
I think they remembered the stupid Mark Wahlberg movie
was called Lones Survivor.
Oh, man, is it fucking bad?
I just, yeah, stuff like this.
I'm like, I understand.
We started getting slightly better
video game movies and like now everybody's like,
more, let's do it again.
And I'm like that.
But that's, I mean, it's all just like franchise recognition, right?
Because even Minecraft, you got like that guy
that I think was the Jack Black character maybe.
Yeah, Steve, right?
This is just, yeah, you're just like, John,
McSolder face and I'm sure you'll get like fucking what's his name Chad Eastwood what's that
shitty Eastwood Scott Scott Scott he'll be soldier McShute face he's gonna answer the phone what's it
oh it's duty oh hello oh dude yeah he's fucking Frank duty colonel Frank duty dude we're gonna
uh yes it's uh it's uh Frank duty calling
yes hi oh this is a great frank duty costume esteem uh excuse me we just got back from dinner
i got a call of duty in the uh attached to my bathroom here yep that's exactly right oh man
hey this Halloween weekend nobody went to the movies because it was Halloween i don't know
why anybody surprised about that fact all the horror movies already came out let's take a look at
the abysmal numbers this is highest gross
T.J. Gaines in the chat brought up an interesting thing.
Just one more thing about video games.
Got to hold out hope for that Mega Man movie.
Well, is it actually happening?
Is that a real thing?
I don't know.
No, I think it's just like the one.
Now that everybody was like, oh, you're doing Zelda?
Like, give me that fucking Mega Man.
You got to go.
I mean, you would assume.
Well, that Street Fighter movie, like, a ton of people are a call of Allison duty is really good.
That's very good.
I'd like to call Ells in duty, you know.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
A heavy breathing on the phone.
Well, this mustache just has a mind of its own.
You could go as happiness, Philip Seymour Hoffman.
There you go.
Oh, there you go.
FYI, let's also say, of all the things you've done, Chris Kappa on Halloween.
Yes.
I don't forget your doctor hat's costume was the absolute worst.
He didn't even shave that one, ladies and gentlemen.
No, I didn't.
I brought a cane out and I put on a blazer.
Dude, wasn't that cane an umbrella?
No, I switched it to the umbrella when I got to the bar.
Oh, okay.
But I do have, I had an old cane.
But, like, I never pretended like I cared.
I was just like, fuck it.
Here's a fucking something.
Fair enough.
Very good.
In at 5, we're going to give an official review a little later in the program,
but it was the expanded new one from Yorgos, Bugonia.
in its week two here.
4.8 million Buccorinos,
which it's a little under where he was for poor things,
but it's six mil total after the two weeks.
Here's the thing.
Focus features really thought they'd have
the next poor things on their hands here.
They paid to acquire this film $45 million.
That is a lot of money.
That's an insane amount of money to pay for a movie like this, folks.
And we don't even know the marketing budget.
yet.
No, we don't.
Totally right.
It'd be crazy.
So actually, when we review the film later, since we don't have the marketing budget numbers,
we're not going to be able to tell you whether or not we actually thought it was a good movie.
Yeah, it's a good point.
It's like, you know, we're fucking flying blind folks.
We're really doing our best with the marketing budget.
Disinformation.
In it number four, my nieces really love this shit.
K-pop demon hunters still floating around in theaters.
Oh, did they put it out?
It's back.
It's been out since June.
It's back out.
here and there. No, it's out and making money. The thing that's
annoying about it is Netflix things are all cool
and they don't have you report the box office numbers for it. So this was like a guess from
a couple of sources on the estimates, 5.5 million.
I mean, this thing is nuts. 25 million is kind of what it's made so far.
I'll tell you, we tried to watch this on Netflix. We got like
five minutes in and turned it off. It's clearly, it's clearly not.
for us. I enjoyed it.
I watched it over the
holidays with
I was in
Michigan and we were watching on
home networks. Was it possible
was it possible that like you
watching children enjoy it
sort of boosted your enjoyment
slash understanding?
I am known in that house for
just walking away and doing my own thing
quite often as you might guess
as these fellas might know.
So I had the option to
but I was mostly into it
like the animation style I thought was pretty good
it's not like my favorite style of course
but like the story
like in the middle I certainly was like
looking at my phone a little bit more but
I thought like it was pretty good
yeah and what's that story Chris
it's like kids bopping ass singing songs
that kind of thing? Trio of
the K-pop you know stars and they're
they're doing really good but they're about to go to the next level
and then
the lead
well you know they're all there
but the leader essentially
finds out something about herself
that she might be
part demon they're also hunting demons
that's the other side of their things
so it's not actually about what capable
like the detention cells
that they're raised in
forced to perform
I assume that's going to be in a prequel
we're going to get some of that stuff clearly
kids are going to love that shit
there is a there's a documentary
that you can find out there called The Nine Muses of Star Empire
and it is about a fucking K-pop group
and the dehumanization that these girls go through.
It's a wild fucking scene.
I think it's the yo-yo bit from the Simpsons, right?
Where they get in the van, like we got four more schools to do
like kind of a deal.
Yep, exactly.
I'm the old starlight or whatever it was.
Yeah, exactly.
He's signing the different picture.
Here we go.
In at where are we, number three.
Chainsaw Man.
Some more anime at the box office here.
This one in its second week as well,
pulling another $6 million here for Sony.
Hey, that's cool.
I mean, shit, around the world,
$139 million for this guy.
As much as I enjoyed K-pop at Demon Hunters,
this is much better, much better.
People get chainsawed, I assume.
The main action sequence,
which is like the middle of this movie is nuts.
it was definitely one of the best
big screen things I've seen this year
the trailers seemed fun
I don't know if I would have been able to get through the whole
thing you know what I mean it was just sort of like
you do need to
it is one of those things where you do need to
watch the show I think
I was kind of like
I've watched most of the show
I've not fully
up to speed
but this I like I mostly
got it I had the characters in mind but if you
don't I can see you not quite
getting is this a what do you call it they're one of them uh anime mashup jobs where it's like
three episodes we're putting it out as a as a as a movie or is it a good question you could see
it that way it didn't seem like that to me because i didn't see uh and those you usually can tell
like because like after the first episode you can see where they would have cut it and like yeah
i didn't see any of that in this i was mostly with it for the the whole time uh i would say you
know it's much like uh what's the other one that's just been doing great deal
Demon Hunter.
Demon Slayer.
Demon Slayer.
Demon Slayer,
which I also,
I watched the first season of that
and that was fun.
Chris,
can I ask?
And that is also,
you need to,
like,
to be interested in it,
you have to have watched the shit.
And this doesn't make sense anyway.
Chainsaw Man,
this is for more adult,
this is an adult.
This is not like the kids thing like cave up.
I mean,
it's quite gruesome,
I will say.
Is there any inventive sexuality in there?
Um, sure.
I would say that.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll say that.
Yeah.
Okay.
on the boner meter
oh I'm not sure
you know the interesting was more
I was focusing I don't think you got a full staff going
but there's uh okay they're doing
it the cartoons are doing it
only thing I know about this and I have a real
distaste for it is the two times that I
saw one battle after another
in IMAX they had the trailer for this thing
and they do that thing where like
it's a short trailer so they play
two of them back to back and they're only
slightly different dude
if you want a quicker way
for me to fucking turn down buying
a ticket to something.
I'd like to see it because like, good lord,
back to back like that.
I was like, what is different information here?
Nothing. You already told me it's coming out.
I got the date. If I gave the shit,
I'll remember it. Playing it a second time,
I'm not going to be like, oh, fuck,
you know, the first time I didn't care, but that's second time.
Now I definitely want to buy a ticket.
Lazy and stupid. Everyone gets there late now,
so we're going to get someone with the next play.
Yeah, I don't know about back to back though.
doesn't make any sense.
Yeah.
As to ass.
Add to add.
Add.
There we go.
Coming to two, black phone to still rocking
a roll in another $8 million
here.
Not a terrible fall.
Let's look at it here.
I don't remember the percentage, but
104 million globally,
61 domestic.
This is about reaching the numbers of the first
one, which is hard for a lot of sequels.
So that's kind of cool.
Which I just saw the first.
one and I liked it. So I'm going to watch
this one in, what, three years maybe?
Yeah.
Speaking of other movies I don't care
about, here's regretting you.
This was number one at the box office, folks.
Are you kidding? I want to check this out.
I need to see this. This might
be an episode of January. Yeah, that's
I'm very interested. Well, because it's
it's, it's, it's, the spouses
find out that their spouses
died in a car accident
while in a trist with one
another and they're stuck taking care
of this McKenna Grace character
and it is also the same
book that that disastrous
what the fuck is her name
Balton our star the
no no it's the other one it's the
the Blake Lively big lawsuit
the domestic violence movie
whatever that oh I think it's the same
author this is where I leave
that's close to that
I saw it because
it was filmed in my neighborhood. I forget what it was
called. Oh, come on, chat. I can't believe
the chat doesn't know. Someone in the chat's always
like, yeah, it's my favorite movie.
It ends with us.
It ends with us. Thank you. Rob Lutiser.
There we go. Now they're coming. Everybody's going.
There might be a little delay or something.
Yeah, so, you know, that's cool. Check that out.
otherwise I really don't give a shit
I saw the trailer for this a million times
in front of stuff and it became
very annoying
but you know whatever make
make a bunch of money here
it's going to meet its
production break even by like next week
so all that's left is the ads
the marketing budget
it's gonna be something you know
rom-coms are I mean it's a ROM right
I don't know if there's calm in it oh I think it's a
it's a tragedy
tragic rom-dram i mean i'd rather have those climb in the box office than all your demon slayer k-pops
really i prefer the anime i will take the anime over this i know you love it i do i love it quite a bit
no one's taking it from you it rules the planet now oh it does i was not aware okay look at
i mean it kind of does chris it's huge uh anyway we always do the top five but i got to do the
sixth one here because what are we even
fucking doing with ourselves? The sixth
highest grossing film at the
American box office this weekend was a 40 year old
movie. That's right. Wow.
Back to the future was back in
theaters for the 40th anniversary and
wouldn't you know it?
It made another almost $5 million.
This is crazy. A million of that
alone was fucking IMAX sales
which I didn't even know it was being presented
in IMAX. I would have maybe made some time
but yeah, 40 year old
movie, six highest grossing in the
I mean, it's a great movie, but this is getting me real pessimistic.
I was always trying to be optimistic about movie theaters, but now that the cartoons from Netflix
are there, the 40-year-old movies, and Scott Eastwood, I do think we're turning the corner
and it's all ending.
Oh, I don't think Scott Eastwood's in theaters.
Where did you get that from?
Isn't he?
Wasn't he regretting you?
No.
No, that's Dave Franco.
Dave Franco.
Oh, my God.
Well, never mind.
Then we're close call.
then we're on the right track uh i do think the trend is just like
actually he is in that god damn oh he's his name's on the poster folks oh oh is that right
look at that you just you got a you got a you got a fucking six cents for where you're pulling
scott eastwood out of stuff oh yes he's the he's the dude that dies center front and
fucking center well you said that there was a car accident he he gets into an accident with another
scott eastwood is that what he he stubs his toe
It's two Scotty's Woods running into each other.
Yeah, so we'll see.
But I think the thing that kind of annoys me, I really don't care for, and I should, I don't know.
It's different in certain areas because we are, we're lucky that where we live, you know, there's a robust repertory film scene.
But where there aren't those theaters that do that shit, I understand, you know, your multiplex playing.
A repertory title is probably a rare and cool thing.
and I don't begrudge people going to see shit
it's just like it's kind of the return
to what we did before
the VHS market
and the DVD market was so
prolific was put things back in theaters
what plays you know what we're bringing in a wonderful life
back for Christmas and all that kind of stuff
and I think because we're not doing
I think the streaming has become so anonymous
you know what I mean like owning a movie or rent
go to the rental store to get a movie that has a
tactile like oh we're renting this this week
and I rent movies on streaming
all the time. But you know what I mean? Does that make any sense?
Like I think that that this feels more
like an event again. It's kind of come back
around where it's like now it's something
to do. I have no problem at all
with people going to see older movies.
I do it all the time in the theater as well. It's just
the writing's on the wall folks.
Look at this. Just look at this box office receipt for this
weekend that we're done.
It's also just, you know,
go ahead, see if I'll form my thought over a second.
You want the other things to do better. Like I don't mind
this doing well you just want the other stuff to do better and also it's just this is the other thing
i was going to say to sort of make my point here is like for ages that kind of programming was for
like independent theaters right and that was like what you could look to an independent theater
oh cool like the music box in chicago is doing a hip john carpenter retrospective or whatever
and i think that's like soulful movie going there's just something about like yeah amc and regals
but now at fucking Halloween one night only.
It's a Fandango, go fuck yourself night.
Yes.
I'm just like,
all right,
you know.
So you're like taking it,
you're taking it out of that ecosystem,
which is hurting way more than your fucking chains are.
You know what I mean?
Sure.
But yeah,
but I also,
I mean,
we've,
we've grazed over this really quickly,
but like I do like,
AMCs are everywhere and the little indies are more and more not everywhere.
And like that is what to me is the thing.
Like getting people,
if you want people to go,
to the movies, you just got to, you know,
you don't play these things. And back
to the future is like one
of the, like the biggest one to me. Like,
I hear that and I'm like, oh, that's like the biggest
movie of all time. Of course people are going to come
and see it. Like, you could get anybody
to go and see that. A guy who like thinks
it's a rip off to go to the theater after
streaming happened, we'll still go to
see back to the future because it is that
kind of thing. And like, I am
with you. I prefer that we
new stuff, new artists.
That is what I prefer.
But I can't, these are people who are at this point just bleeding money at all times.
And I just, I can't see arguing with them like, well, you know, this, you're maybe taking
it away from, yes, a nice little theater who are closing like in a title way, like, and
have been a while.
I mean, multiplexes too, Chris, like two multiplexes near me up here.
Gone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And all this is going away.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not as, you know, the death of everything because, I mean, the death of cinema happens every two years.
Yeah, it's true.
I kind of give up on it.
I've been through this a lot already in my life and I can't take that.
The Dumer position, it's always going to evolve and change.
I just think also, maybe this is just for me, this is a small request from me.
When you do in these big retrospective things or, you know, we're bringing out the old movies, why don't we try stuff besides the same 10 titles?
Well, yeah, besides fucking E.T.
back to the future Jurassic. I mean, shit
with the fucking Amblin logo in front
of it. Jaws is another one that's
constantly, like, think outside
the box, but they don't do that because it's a
corporate entity. Put
canon films back in theater.
That's what we're talking about.
Halloween 3 season of the witch, and then the
next time I dress like an asshole, so I'm like,
hey, I know what that guy's doing. Do you know?
You really want that prize.
What was it? Was it like a free drink?
500 bucks,
to be fair. And I know.
Well, that's legit question, Steve.
If they put that back in the theater, would you try again next year?
This is what I'm trying to tell you guys.
It was in the theater.
On Friday, on Halloween, I went to the theater.
I saw one battle after another in VistaVision.
And then I caught Bagonia.
But what was playing later at night at the Regal Union Square was fucking Halloween 3.
I couldn't believe it.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, there was like two or three showings.
Well, people should have went to that and then went to Jersey City to look at me.
To look at you.
You know where they can look at you though, Steve?
On our new show, Scareddy Cats, that's out right now.
Yes, we just dropped this last Wednesday.
If you were not aware, you were busy with the Halloween time celebration.
Our new Craven tier is the video tier.
And we dropped.
That's right, Scarity Cats talking about Barbarian.
It's an awesome conversation.
Lots of great funny visual cues and everything.
So it is worthwhile watching it.
You do get the audio, of course, as well.
No problem there.
But it's out now.
It's a new quarterly show.
We're already thinking about what we're going to do for the next one.
That poll is up, right?
You guys get to curate, whether it's going to be 28 years later or Wolfman.
The last time I checked 28 years later was smoking the Wolfman.
Rolling them up and smoking them.
They want to hear about that big zombie dick.
So, and I want to blame them.
I want to talk about it.
I want to see it again.
I want to talk about it again.
So we got that going on.
And then speaking of that tier, also the other thing that's on it,
right now is W.H.M. After Dark, our new AMA-style chat show that happens once a month,
every month. It's usually always 8 p.m. Eastern Time. No different this coming November the 11th.
It's a Tuesday night. We will be there 8 p.m. You get to ask us questions. We drink and
talk and tell stories and interact in the chat. It's a lot of fun. We've done two of them already.
We did in September. We did in October. You can catch those replays. But the next one, yes, 11-11. 8 p.m.
Eastern. And then really quickly, just another reminder slash announcement. We're about just a little over a month away. Our 15th anniversary show at the Bell House. Holy crap, this is happening. This is the 6th of December. It's a Saturday night. We're at the Bell House. Tickets available now. We're talking about Total Recall, the Arnold Total Recall. Yes. It's going to be so much fun. I'm going to rewatch the Farrell to just a reminder.
myself. Because, like, it is just, I mean, the Swartz, it's such a great movie. Like, I think about
it all the time. The Farrell one? No, no, the Schwarzenegger one. And for it to be like Farrell,
it good. Colin Farrell, like, I like him. And like, I would like that movie to be good, but he's
so fucking bad. I mean, that was during the bad times for Colin Farrell where like, it's like,
oh, no, I'm a leading man. And I could do like just square jawed. Like, that's not him. Like,
he needs to do like he can be he's a lead for sure but he's a weirdo lead this was around the
same time he did that was that will smith movie where he was the devil or whatever oh god
winter's tail yeah previous episode trash factory that movie um but anyway we will be going more
in depth into the arnold's movie that is for sure tickets available now of course over at our
website w hm podcast dot com click on the tour tab they are for sale they're going fast y'all it's
going to be super fun. All right. More stuff to get to. I cannot believe how much should we
have to get to here. But I'm very excited. Steve, you had this idea. We hadn't done trailer
segment in a while. We got two. Let's get into it. This is trailer segment.
All right. So the first one up here is the
new one from Oz Perkins
it is called
Keeper
Osberg is fresh off and tell
Ryan Murphy to go fuck himself
Oh dude I love that
That was awesome
Why don't you keep your bad ideas
To yourself he says
I hope these trailers
Reignite my optimism
for the films
The movies
The movies
I am just working on
Pulling this up here
Mine is pulled up here
Mine is pulled up
Yeah, we're going to be watching on the neon YouTube channel Keeper.
We would play it for you and comment during it, like we initially envisioned this.
But, you know, these businesses don't want you to see the trailers and they want to fail.
Yep.
There it is.
So, yes, in the episode description, if you were watching this, I have linked to both of them.
The first one up is Keeper.
Yeah, Jesse Buckley and, or not Jesse Buckley, what's your face?
This is Tatiana Maslani.
Tatiana Maslani, yes.
um yeah so i don't know yeah yeah uh so we'll see all right uh this is the i should say this is the newer one
that they put out like two weeks ago and not uh the first one so this is a little different
this one is pretty i will laugh at it we'll go uh all right so you guys ready you all cute up there
yes oh yeah all right hope you at home are as well here we go this is three two one go
oh she's scared yep uh the the
trailer for the trailer, Chris, your favorite
thing. Yes.
Ooh, good. I think Uri record.
Finally.
Is this guy anybody?
I think I've seen him die in another
horror movie. Yeah.
Can I trust this?
I like this Tatiana Maslani. She's cool.
I do too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I love her.
Orford Black was fun for a little
while. I watched very
little of that. Yeah. I mean, yeah.
And the season's good. Not much.
else in my view
love a good bath
yeah a blood bath
oh man there's another new breed of horror
god we keep reading these things
and feet guys going crazy in the fucking
theater out I'm banging their seat
fucking going
I'm not sure if I feel very comfortable
with the rest of this trailer is all like
you know real good horror directors
think this is a great movie and I'm like I don't know
folks but the fact that
great guy. I know, but the
fact that Guillermo is one of those
quotes, though. Sure. Yeah, but that guy doesn't
talk shit. That guy doesn't.
Is Guillermo
friends with Oz Perkins? I don't know. Yes, because it's like,
guys, guys, I'm in hot soup. Please put a
quote. I need someone to see this.
Oh, yeah, you know who this other motherfucker is?
Is a
terrify her guy.
Rosef Sutherland.
Oh. From the Sutherland claim.
He's another Sutherland child.
Another Sutherland?
yep there's something new every day
are these like pilgrim ghosts we've got going on here
they could be pilgrim ghosts yeah
I'm kind of a little pilgrim ghost I have no idea
what this movie is going to be about
but there were certainly some images in this trailer
that's well that's what a really great trailer
should do like entice you in some very small
but perceivable way and not tell you what the thing is about
didn't say they were enticing images
just that they're really I do I do you
You know, I like Oz Perkins.
I really like, I liked long legs enough.
I like the monkey enough.
I kind of want him to really get one over the, get one over the fucking, you know, goalposts really
far next time.
I had such a friggin ball with the monkey.
I really did.
I don't know if it was like the right mix of chemicals and time of day or what, but I was,
I was at the theater.
I really enjoyed it.
I don't know.
I had a really good.
It's just like, it's nasty and gross and funny.
And the cool thing is, like, it was so different from long legs, which was so different than, you know, whatever he had before that. And this now looks a lot different as well. I mean, like, love him or, you know, maybe his stuff doesn't work for you. I still think it's admirable that this dude has churned out a lot of very different feeling movies, which is. In a short about a time, too. Yes. Yeah. Once ago, the black, I think it's black coat's daughter. Black coat's daughter, yes. That was the first. That was the.
first. Yeah, that's the thing. I'm with
Steve on this. I like all his movies.
I'm waiting to love one. Yep. I really
that's where I'm going now. I watched
I rewatched long legs and it did
bump up a bit for me after
rewatching it with
Sof. But I am like,
and the same with the monkey. These things play
well and are good rewatchers. I just
I want to love it and I haven't
gotten there yet. Nothing's as good
as his appearance of the movie Quigley
where Gary Busey
dies and comes back as a Pomeranian.
Oh, right.
Put that back at the theater.
He's fantastic and legally blonde.
He's very good in the legally blonde movie.
Is he just in the first one or is he in the second one also?
I don't remember.
I have no idea.
First one, great.
Felipe points out also another good Oz Perkins movie that was just like
swallowed by Netflix and vanished forever.
But I am the pretty thing that lives in the house is a really cool ghost house movie.
So, yeah.
The only one of his I haven't seen is that Gretel and Hansel movie.
I have not checked that out.
that's pretty good too
the thing with him
he's always like it's good I just
I want the great one
it's got to be there it's got to be there
that's where I'm at too because I root for him
and I'm going to go see this
rooting for it to be great but I just
yeah I'm with you
so we will see this is wide on 1114
from neon so
right around the corner it turns out
I cannot believe it's freaking November already
oh yeah sickens me
all right so the other trailer up this is the one with jesse buckley in it this is the
bride uh the new one from maggie jillen hall written and directed well are we cursing on
posters now folks yeah yeah as you'll see from the trailer dude it's a little bit of a badass
looking movie okay i got it queued up where the bride exclamation point make sure it has the
exclamation point on Warner Brothers
YouTube channel. Eric, have you
seen this trailer yet? I have not.
I've been to the Alamo a couple times.
They are fucking running this right down your throat.
Oh, yeah. Not seen this at all.
Yep. Okay. Here we go.
We got the Bride again, folks. Below
in the episode description,
we do have the link to this. So here we go.
The Bride. Three, two, one.
Go.
Oh, love that Joker.
Oh, this is twisted.
It's already twisted.
It's pretty twisted.
Ouch.
This, like, takes place in Chicago.
This is what these accents are that we're doing.
Really?
It's a gangsterism.
It's like public enemies mixed with Frankenstein,
which I don't know.
I'm interested in this movie.
It's got some really sick-looking,
like, luscious production design here.
I really like all this stuff.
Yeah.
I mean, the guy that found all the little.
cables to put on the floor wow someone is in a cynical fucking mood today no i'm gonna be half
this is oh yeah it's just a a lot different looking so i'm excited to see that she's trying
something new now yeah and it's also i mean also on the heels of guilla's frankenstein it's good
that this is a totally different direction yeah oh big time i mean of chicago frankenstein
should have like a bunch of like half made out of sausages or so at least a pickle on it as well
yeah it looks like it's kind of we're doing like sort of like Bonnie and Clyde with monsters maybe
yeah yeah he stumps this guy I make so it's pretty great oh nice I always wanted to do that
I'm not worried about her I think she's awesome I think she looks it's
the bail of it all.
What's wrong with Christian Bail?
He's fun. No, because
this is the trailer, dude, and in the movie
it could either be even more awesome
or totally embarrassing.
Yeah. Like, it could
wind up not working
like on the whole and it might be a problem.
That's just me. With that voice.
What was the last,
the bail performance, do you have a bail performance
that you really don't like?
Oh, God.
That led to you?
I mean, Chicago, Frankenstein
should look more like Dick Cheney.
It's a vice.
Weissenstein.
It's not a performance, really.
It's sometimes when he's doing voices, man.
It sounds like it's a fucking voice.
You know, it goes too far.
But I don't know.
I'm not trying to shit on it.
I think it does look cool.
I wasn't crazy about Lost Daughter.
I'm interested in this because this is,
again, like Chris said, very different.
Let me get a Chicago Frankenstein, extra sausage.
And then no fries with a side salad.
On a monster bun.
It's interesting March 6th.
It's cool seeing like release dates for 2026 happening.
I mean, it is two months away, but I just don't want to admit it.
I don't want to admit that time is passing this fast.
And I'm a huge Jesse Bucklew fan.
I'm really excited about this.
I'm excited about that Hamnet.
I saw the trailer for the first time this weekend and choked up in the theater.
So that's not great.
Oh, no.
That's not going to be good.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I saw it in the theater this weekend too.
And I was like, okay.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know.
We'll see.
Movies about the life of Shakespeare.
Usually not.
You're really twisting my arm to care.
So we'll see.
He wrote your favorites.
Oh, was he right on the X-Files, dude?
All right, those are
Ruth is out there
Oh, fuck yeah, dude, I'd actually love it.
Probably, hey.
All right, those are some things that are coming up.
Let's talk about some stuff we saw real quick
because, boy, my God, it's already fucking quarter of one.
Can't even believe it.
All right, here we go.
Bugonia, Bugonia.
Yeah, I like that poster.
Not yet.
I was looking forward to this.
I just didn't get it out of the house this weekend, but go ahead.
This is a hard movie to talk about
sure, without spoiling it.
I think is kind of the big issue for me.
And long story short, I liked it, didn't love it.
I'm not, it's still kind of working it around.
I might wind up like, kinds of kindness.
I kind of was in the same position.
I wound up like in as the more time passed, I liked it more.
Okay.
I don't know if this is going to happen.
But, you know, he's doing his, it's one of those things where I'm glad he's just doing
whatever he wants.
That's kind of the thing.
Oh, yeah. I'm not a big fan of poor things at all.
I kind of disliked poor things.
I dislike poor things so much that I didn't.
see kinds of kindness because I was like
I need a your ghost break
I really need a your ghost break I
liked poor things and I did not see
kinds of kindness
was it the runtime that got you though
that was another thing and the
the poster are the trailer
the images they weren't they weren't
enticing either okay it was certainly
an afterthought release for searchlight pictures
that's for damn sure it was also too soon
yes
yeah it was like oh there's another one all right
um yeah no i i feel like i'm kind of with you steve i think there's a movie there that if and i you know
it's really really hard to talk about the movie i will just say if he ended it at a certain spot
uh i would have been happier the more i think about how this movie ends uh i don't like
it but i do like the montage that we get at the end and the only way you get that montage at the
end is if you get the whole
end of the movie
so
because like the end
the very end that montage is pure
Jorgos Lantamos that is his sense of humor
top to bottom but just
that there's a confirmation of something
in the movie and you're just I for me
I was like yeah but
I think the acting is all great
around it. Go ahead. Go ahead.
I think post poor things
he is trying to work
his way back to
Alps into
Lobster territory and that's
what this and kinds of kindness
to me struck as two attempts
to do that with now
much more money
a more a bigger
named cast
and that's what this felt like
I felt like an attempt to do that
and I
every Lanthamos movie post
Alps essentially
it's either a two and a half or a three for me
and I've
again, similar in the way
I've been waiting for Perkins
to really wow me.
I've been waiting to get back into
Lathmos and to feel it. And to your point,
Andrew, the end montage
is really where I was like, this is close.
This is very close to what he really
is inside. Because it's disturbing
but it's also fucking hilarious.
And that's like what that dude,
that's what a dog tooth is.
That movie is
totally disturbing and fucked up
but it is also wildly
funny and that's what I fell in love
with with this guy
but it's a dry thing
but this is a very very dry humor
and this is I mean poor things is wet as
fuck it is in more ways
than one
indeed
because there's fucking in it
the ending that I think you're talking about
before the montage
I kind of found inevitable
because of poor things
like I was like oh of course it's going to be that
because it just happened.
We're not getting out of this
without a silly costume.
That is not happening.
That's the thing.
In the movie, you know,
as it's happening and the sort of
the two-hander of it,
I mean,
there's more people in it,
but it is just, you know,
I can't think of his name now.
Jesse Plemons.
Jesse Plemons and Emma Stone
kind of going head to head.
And it's like, okay, somebody
is telling the truth that someone is lying.
And as you're watching it,
you're like, I kind of hope it's one
versus the other and it winds up being
something else.
or like you kind of are hoping for a third thing that's going to blow your mind and I think
that you do not get. I think and the montage at the end is that third thing possibly that blows
your mind. I think you know some of the stuff is just a little underbaked. I like Stavros
as an actor. I think he's got a great presence in this movie. I don't think he's very well
thought out as from the right. Also no because also like that the revelation with
his character. I was like, if you say
so, man, the movie's almost over, I guess.
Well, they also say that he,
this is from the first scene that he said it, he says that he
babysat Jesse Clemens as a child.
He's a year younger than Jesse Clemens and he
looks like it. Like, I know he's fat with a mustache.
Sure. But we're not older than
everybody else, just at FYI. I'm not older
now just because I have a mustache.
Yeah, just because I look like shit. Doesn't mean
I've lived like shit longer than you.
Precisely. And Jesse
Clemens used to be fat, FYI.
Oh, yeah. I heard about that.
I heard about that.
Well, dude, you fucking tie down Kirsten Duntz.
Do you want to make sure you keep her?
You make yourself look presentable.
I think Plymonds and his cousin,
the guy playing his cousin in the movie is really, really fun.
Aidan Delbus, this kid is great.
They have really good chemistry together.
And I love, like, you feel for this kid the whole movie.
And you're like, God, I hope something's going to work out.
And it's a Yorgos movie.
So you're not, you're not hoping for it.
You're hoping for it.
Right.
It just, you know, it's, I don't know.
It's a sticky movie.
and again, it's very sticky to not talk about
Oh, sticky, because all the honey with the bees in it
Awesome. Yeah, yeah. A lot of lotion
too, just, I mean, like, yeah, very sticky
movie. It's a movie, though, that I would tell
people time and time
again to definitely go see. Like, I like
talking about this movie and I actually like
thinking about this movie.
No. Which I don't think I
got it all with poor things. There's a real
in and out at the New York Film Festival, and I
kind of never really thought about it again.
I'm definitely in that mode as well.
So, yeah, go see it. Yeah, go check it.
out check it out man uh and then uh we've watched there's two episodes out we figured we
give our thoughts here uh on it colon welcome to dairy i do like the poster out here i think
it's pretty cool and any machetes it please forget the flash yes yeah exactly whatever you can do
oh so that's why the comic book was in this yeah once dc or it's it's warner brother so
they'll always shove dc shit down your throat any any chance they can get to i got to say with the show
And we saw the first episode.
Yeah, yeah.
Man, it's a real reminder
why we had 35-year-olds play kids for so long.
There's a lot of stuff going on and hit with these kids.
I would bring Martin Shortout to play these kids.
And maybe I could watch this.
I agree.
The kids were kind of grading on me as well.
It's just too many.
Some more than others.
Yes.
Again, I'm not going to start rag it on little children acting,
but it doesn't mean I have to watch it either.
That's from behind the people.
paywall that's exactly we get into that it just the the scary set pieces are fun but those are
kind of too and far few and far between and the other loving problem of the quote of the new age
of television is where is this going and how long is it going to get to fucking get there is where
I'm at three seasons I have I have an answer I have an answer for you that you got you got three
seasons and then you'll find out what all this is about I'll tell other than Pennywise's eyes
If it was just about a guy in a mask with a gun looking for the schematics, I'm in three years at a movie, please.
A guy with a mask with a gun looking for something, suddenly I'm interested.
Yeah, and I agree.
Yeah.
You know, it's funny because I feel like the inclusion of the great actor Chris Chalk playing Dick Hallorin leads me to believe that because we were joking off the air like, well,
How long do we have before Georgie and the rest of the dead kids from the actual story show up?
But like, if this is going in these other directions and where, you know, there's, there's more Halloran in the second episode and you sort of see like more of what the military's doing there.
What pisses me off about Halloran is we've already done that show.
We've already done the Stephen King universe show.
And why is it just?
But why is he just the one though?
I'm sure someone's going to say Shawshank at some point.
I'm sure.
Well, they did say Shawshank.
but that's still like
of the time but my thing with
Dick Halloran is like what are you
talking about like that was never
Dick Halloran was never anywhere
near any of this shit
but so that's that's the real shoehorn
if there's other stuff that's like
you know around dairy and part of
the universe yes we kind of already
we did that but this is the real
like that character is a real shoehorning
like he wasn't even part of the town
he never set foot there as far as I know now he can
like shine shine again
against It the Clown.
I see.
We are,
we're doing a little bit of shining already with him,
which is kind of neat.
Two hours in,
nary an appearance by Pennywise
or your favorite scars guard there,
you know,
and I mean,
that Bill,
the cool different formations.
I wasn't crazy about baby,
baby bat baby.
I don't like that.
That sucks.
But hey,
check it out.
Hang on our good friend.
Our man in Brazil himself,
Felipe, says he just read It the book.
Halloran is apparently there on the
periphery. Oh, okay.
So,
all right.
That's how my next prod,
my prod, I did the stand this year.
Next year I'll do it.
I'm going to read.
Oh, that's a cool idea as well.
I mean,
I think it was Eric who said it.
Uh, me was Steve.
Uh, the,
the,
the big set pieces where people die or are attack are
very well done and feel,
are visceral to me. The movie theater attack,
I thought was really well done.
Uh,
the music man into,
it like the whole thing I thought was just very well done but the story is just you you cast way
too wide a net even for three seasons I just don't care as much as you're trying to make I just
don't care that much about this storyline and maybe maybe I'm gonna you know be wooed into it that
is a possibility but like I'm I'm mostly I would like if you just focused on the if you're
going to do this focus on just the kids and not so much like all the middle
But that's what fucking it is, man.
This is, this is another thing to, at least for someone like me to get my attention.
I was paying way more attention to the military stuff than the kid shit.
Because I just, I saw that first machete it.
All right.
I've seen the TV movie a thousand times.
I never saw chapter two of the new movie.
And like, yeah.
And it's, I'm sure there's annoying kids in that one also.
Yeah.
But the same annoying kids are back.
right yeah yeah it's not an actual sequel i can't believe we're still milking it the clown after
all these years yeah the uh and also i i also think that the the setting of the 60s was the original
it the machetes first yet that was in the 80s now we did that 80s in the isn't this it's the 80s
and the 50s that's the two time line like this doesn't even like Andrew you have you read this
have I read that you read it
yeah no no oh okay because like
as I understand it none of this exists
in the in the
the book itself
yeah the the bummer here is
I don't know why
Felipe says the book is the 50s and the 80s
I believe the movie was the 80s in the present
the new movie was 80s in the present
they kind of bumped it up to that one it was
to make the kids make sense
boy Felipe is really a fucking fan of the shit
look at this guy
80s and 2010s all right I like the
fact checking this is great
The way Machete films the 60s
looks like SkyCapted in the world of tomorrow
and I don't understand why that is.
Everything has got this milky glow on it
when they go up to the fucking bell tower.
We're so in a green screen.
No fucking thing.
The green screen stuff is awful.
The stuff that you're talking about,
I think might be some soft focus
for making people look like old-timey.
I feel like that's like a cheap like movies used to do that
in the time period that the movie's taking place
or the show's taking place.
So I'll light some of these shots.
like that and you just get that like soft
you know lighting kind of shit yeah
I was like ah yeah I will
say this though man I am a sucker for fucking
you put cool du up music like
in your in your show and whatever
and we were just also watching
we blew through the first three parts
of Mr. Scorsese so in that
of course you got all the Marty's music
in the earlier movies and stuff and I was like
I can listen to this so
you know I don't know is
Scorsese is that on HBO Max as well
no that's an apple on an apple because because i was going to say the what i will say uh for
hbo at least i have uh and we don't have to talk about i just i just watched it uh the other day
the chair company is great yes i got i seen as far i think it's amazing whenever whenever we get
osl back on the air we should uh we'll be well at least we'll all have watched a bunch of it because i
do want to talk about that the chair company is so funny i haven't left that much in a long time
There's one joke about about podcasts in there that I, you guys, I don't, I want to say anymore.
You guys just have to experience that joke about podcasts.
Is it all out?
Is it done?
Did they air it all?
I think it's only four episodes is out at least.
I think I saw the first three only.
That's what I, yeah, I saw the three and I think there's one more out, but I don't know.
It's a matter of getting to it.
I really want, and I really do want to.
I love Tim Robinson.
It's almost like saving it, but I do want to get to it so it could be part of this fucking
conversation.
yeah exactly uh so there you go i don't know i'm i'm at least gonna keep up with it because i am like a mild level kinghead and it's something to watch with
oh and uh philip said that uh in the in the in the book uh penny wise comes around every 27 years so i guess
we'll have to wait 27 years of 27 seasons and then bill scars guard will show up that'll be that's exciting
you have to wait a whole uh kirk cobain to get i count kurt covades far scorn two
Kurt Cobain's ago
All right
Sometimes big shows come out
We watch them on huge streamers and whatnot
But sometimes they come out
And boy, they just fall right through the cracks
And we pick them up on a segment
We like to call Secret Movie
All right, Eric Siska, tell us all about
I put it just on me.
You joined in on the phone.
I have seen it, but I want to, I want to, you found it, kind of.
So I want to give it to you to describe to the folks what it is.
Chris, did you see this?
No.
I did not see this.
Oh, no, no, no anime in it.
No, no, no, so this is, okay, so it's a post-apocalyptic movie about after a solar flare had hit the planet.
So, like, modern technology doesn't work, question mark.
And Dave Boutista there, well, what do you know?
He used to be the world's greatest treasure hunter.
World's greatest.
Before, he's, so he says in the opening monologue, he says he was the world's greatest treasure hunter before the apocalypse.
So that's, that's the character he's voicing.
He, no, he's corporeal.
He's a person.
No, that's not real movie.
Was, was, did Rolling Stone rate him the world's greatest treasure hunter?
How did that happen?
It was a thing.
I think the line is something like people used to call me.
So like, he's like, look, man, out of my control.
I never personally thought it, but people used to call me the world's greatest treasure.
And he's great at finding things.
And that's what he's doing now.
He gets tasked to find some, some crap, the Mona Lisa or whatever, from Samuel Jackson.
And the beard guy from Game of Thrones are like the warlords of France.
oh man yeah so it is i think it's kind of like alien world rules alien earth rules where like
instead of corporations though it's like large parts of the world are just ruled by a single
person so it's yeah sam jackson in parts of europe but then also yes christopher hivjew who
is he playing a nazi or like a wannabe nazi he's his character's russian so it's a it's a
Kami Nazi, classic thing.
Classic Kami Nazi situation.
This movie's insane.
It's bad.
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, there's some good fun.
There's, there's a cannibal part of France now.
There's all these things.
I, I don't even know why we're in France to begin with, but I will say there are good stunts.
There are some good fight stunts.
There are some good car stunts.
yeah um but there's just
it's not it's it shouldn't exist it shouldn't
where uh where i imagine you're in france a because bulgaria can
double for france very well i know that america i could tell from the end credits
that we were definitely a little more east than france yeah just a little bit
yeah this is uh it was directed by j j perry who has been like a big deal stunt
guy like since the 70s and he's directed three
movies and I feel like with every
one of these it was like oh man
the director bailed who's the next
most senior guy oh the stunt
dude all right JJ come in because he did
this he did last year
the Dave Bautista
movie The Killers game where he plays
a hitman who gets a terminal
diagnosis and so
he orders a hit on himself
and then it's like oops
we got the charts swapped or
whatever you're not going to die and he's got to like
basically dodge a bunch of hitman and then he
also did
day shift
that Jamie Fox
vampire movie
that was on Netflix
I wasn't bad
I kind of like that
yeah I like that one
so he's more of a stunt guy
I mean he's worked on shit
all the way up to like
Avatar way of water
so he's been doing it for a while
I think that's why like
the car stunts and
there is cool like
hand to hand stuff
but it's just like
I think it's a
it's a real for
a stunt coordinator
you know what I mean
yeah it's not it's not a zombie
thing is like a mad maxi
kind of sort of
but we
really don't have the money for any of that and we're not creative enough where like we didn't
even have like George Miller money but Miller like made it work with a low budget like at the start
Jackson on the on that poster looks like he's wearing something that Eddie Murphy wears and
coming to America yeah it's honestly it looks like like some of the royal garb right yeah well he's a
king he's king August in this oh wow oh also Olga Kirillenko is in it as well as his like
sidekick as they go hunt down the Mona Lisa.
Is it, it's three scenes for Sam Jackson, right? He's like
barely in this. I would have guessed
three. Yeah. Does he use his Capital One credit card in any of them or no?
Oh, man. I think this movie was so, like he
did this movie so he wouldn't have to do
this year's Capital One credit card commercials as much
or something. There's one one part I'll shout out as being
legitimately cool and good and I want someone to put it on YouTube so I can just
watched this part of the movie
is when the beard guy
from Game of Thrones, you understand? He's got this train
and he's got these gunners
on it and you get to see them shoot
some people and insane
explosions of body
like wet spillage.
It was that was pretty
solid. Train gun scene is cool. I said
it on letterbox though. I didn't know
you were still allowed to make
fiery explosions
look that cheap and fake. Yes.
There's a part where Bautista has to
up a factory and it was like something
you'd see on like a later
season Power Rangers
it was so bad
but yeah as far
as secret movies go I've watched
worst secret movies you know I kind of
fell asleep for the first 15 minutes
of this and so that was nice as well
love that
but that is going to do it for OSL this week
folks as always though the party's just getting
started here for this week we do have
it's November of course
which Steve Siddick we are in now what
A big theme month.
Obscure character actors
from horror movies month.
No, of course not.
We love movies month.
So everything's big,
big, big on the main feed.
We're talking about movies
that are classics that we love.
That's right.
So kicking things off,
of course.
Our yearly chat about a Hitchcock movie,
we're talking rear window.
My God,
this was a blast to do.
It's so,
I don't want to toot our own horns here,
but it is so fucking fun.
I was really in tears editing the episode
So you can check out what I'm talking about
Also ad free on the Patreon of course
Where because we are in We Love Movies Month
The script is flipped, there we go
My tongue is flipped also
Instead of the monthly We Love Movies entry on the Patreon
That is flipped to we hate movies
And Eric Siska
What pile of triceratops excrement are we talking about?
We are talking the Book of Henry
If you think I hated the kids from Welcome to Derry, get ready.
Oh, my God.
Would love to see.
Oh, actually, that one kid isn't it, right?
Does he get fucked up in that movie?
I think he makes it.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a little McAvoy, right?
I think.
Yeah.
But, yes, that was also a lot of fun.
You will hear me throughout the episode talk about how even while watching the movie,
I didn't know what it was about.
I still, I do, but I don't want to believe that I actually know what that movie's
about because it's embarrassing.
embarrassing. So that is what's going on on the Patreon and free feeds this week. We will return
with Onscreen Live. Be hip to the social. Subscribe to the channel. You will know when that
next time is. We'll be going live on screen. But until that time, I've been Andrew Jupin.
Steven Siddak. Eric Sisko. Chris Cabin. Have a good week, y'all. Bye-bye.
I don't know.
Oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
so
Thank you.
