We Hate Movies - S5: A Side Order of Sleaze: H.O.T.S.

Episode Date: November 20, 2014

Hey, remember our side show, A Side Order of Sleaze? No? Well, you're in luck! We're back with an all-new sleazy side order just in time for Thanksgiving! Hooray? On this episode (recorded a while back, but never released), Andrew and Eric discuss the ridiculous 1979 college comedy, H.O.T.S.! What is with that robot? Why does the Mafia have to get involved? And did we really need that football game at the end? H.O.T.S. stars Susan Kiger, Lisa London, Pamela Jean Bryant, Kimberly Cameron, Donald Petrie and Danny Bonaduce as "Manny Tronaduce"; directed by Gerald Seth Sindell. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

What's the last line of the box set again? What's the last line of the, the box set again? Yeah. long on this? Or the last one that you just read. I thought that was the last one from the box. No, it wasn't. They all come together in a tale of battling

bikini sorority sisters who will stop at nothing to bear everything. Welcome to a side order of slees. I'm Andrew Juppin, alongside Eric Siska. Today we're talking about, I will say, a little known film from 1979. It's called Hots. H-O-T-S.

and if you have seen the film you know that Hots does not really stand for one thing it stands for a number of things including Help Out the Seals which is a hilarious joke but this is a film that we saw a while ago and some people online have actually been requesting we talk about it

and you know it's not actually a WHM Prime title but it's just scuzzy enough to work for this side show yeah it's uh it's your classic uh college boob comedy uh much like school spirit which we also talked about on a side order of right kind of pretty similar except for no supernatural ghosts in this one there's 100% no paranormal activity in this movie although the way the bear operates in this

good borderline it's a little paranormal so it's a it's like i said it's from 1989 it's directed by a felon named gerald set Sindel or Sindel, Sondel. Oh, sort of like the little girl from the Ewox movies. Yes. I think that so, yeah, we'll call him Sindel, Mr. Sindel. But yeah, like I said, your classic college boob comedy. This is a twist sort of on, I don't know, I guess like the animal house formula. This is about a sorority who's going up, like a dirty, you know. Yeah, they're all rejected from other sororities basically.

It's like a crew of misfits. It's like your Lambda, Lambda, Lambda's of Revenge of the Nerds. Yes. But it's Revenge of the boobs. And the majority of the movie is about these scantily clad gals, pulling pranks on other scantily clad gal. Exactly.

But so, yeah, like Eric said, they're, they're, dejected from all of the other sororities that they try to join. So they find a beat up shitty old house. And they, they form Hots, the Hots House. And, and it's basically these four women who are then recruiting other, even lesser women. So, you know, because it's a, it's a college comedy in the late 70s into the early 80s. You've got like the nerd lady. You have an overweight woman, you know, a girl who's just a little too dark.

They're all there. Yeah, they're all there. She's a little too mysterious. and then they just make them all into these these your classic college comedy babes right um so plot's pretty thin oh it's about as thin as it gets as they say yeah there's a rival uh sorority and it's called pie yes and it's basically like uh you know man the hots you know they they hate the pies the pies the pies hate the hots they're all kind of fighting over the same hunk But then they also sort of battle with the crusty old dean, because you need a crusty old dean.

This guy kind of looks like Stephen Tobolowski a little bit. He's got the bald horn rim Ned Ryerson glasses look going on. So there really is no plot. It's just the day-to-day in-and-out dealings of the Hots versus the Pie House. And somewhere in there, there's a loose circus bear. There's a, there's strip football, which is happening at one point. Yeah, which is the highlight, the climax of the film. There's a wet t-shirt contest, of course, because you need a wet t-shirt contest.

There's Danny Badaucci because, uh, not of course. Why? Because it's the late 70s and people were just starting to not care about Danny Bona ducci. So they play this prank on Danny Bada duchy at one point. Oh, yeah, let's talk about this prank. Yeah. They feed him a bunch of stuff, like some chili or something, but they put like a bunch of stuff in it? It's, uh, it's something to make him not be able to have an erection.

Oh. Isn't that hilarious? Yeah, that's great. It's classic Hots move, man. And they, they get a, uh, they put him in, like, the, basically the, the, the, the, the, the hots mascot is a seal. Yes. And they put him in bed with this seal and he's like, oh, baby, I got you going on. So basically he's touching.

It's like a beastiality gag. Yeah, you know, just like you want in your college comedies, a hilarious beastiality scene. Right? Doesn't that take you back to college? Oh, man, so much beastiality back in the day. It was unbelievable. It's like I was waking up just in a sea of bestiality every day. The dean wouldn't let you do it either.

You didn't want you to do it, which made it more exciting. And then I had to fight for my rights to have bestiality on campus. It's featured in the movie Zoo. This really is a side odor of sleaze. It's so fucking sleazy and disgusting this movie. Yeah, so Danny Banaducci's there. And it's one of those things where he may as well be and Danny Bonaducci as himself. Yeah.

But it is like a character name. But he's just kind of this guy who's not in a fraternity. No. Really. He's kind of visiting campus in a way. He's like the master's a ceremony for everything on campus. He plays guitar and hosts the Hots Pots. party that they have, he, uh, he's like a,

show him as like a DJ at one point. He's, he, he hosts the wet t-shirt contest at the climax club. Because, uh, yep, because guess what happens there? A whole lot of climaxing. Yeah. Uh, can we talk about the mafia in this movie? Oh yeah, yeah, the mafia. Yeah, there's, there's a little bit of mafia action going on. Because why not, right? We already have a bear that's on the loose, right? Right. Because, Danny Badaucci's on the loose. To clarify.

This giant circus bear, I think, is the mascot of, like, some fraternity that I think pledged to pie or something, like, poo? Yeah. So, I don't know. I think it's a thing where, like, the dudes in this fraternity are supposed to be going with the ladies from pie. But then all the ultra babes from Hots come in. And they're like, hey, guys in this fraternity, how about you come to this Hots party? And the thing about the Hots parties, okay, is that these aren't like, you know, these characters aren't. necessarily like airheaded nothing ladies they know how to have a great time and they they they enjoy

pulling pranks and all this other clever stuff so the hots ladies are like way more fun than pie like pie is the the big fraternity in animal house right with Kevin bacon in it you know it's like they're they're having like they're kind of high society campus parties we're having a nice fancy afternoon lunch session where the dean's going to show up kind of a thing. And somehow the Hots girls get their hands on this hot air balloon. I think some guy at the party has the hookup.

Well, there's a couple of dudes in this movie that they're not fraternity guys. Right. But they just... It's creeps from the neighborhood. It's just creeps from campus and they enjoy hanging out with the Hots ladies. And you know, these are the guys that steal the

bear and these are the guys that have access to a hot air balloon somehow. You know, all the classic things you want in a college boob comedy so like this so basically this right out right outside of campus there's always this hot air balloon floating around they're always like getting up to shenanigans in this thing which you know we should have commandeered the police should have shut that down too sweet where's the f a a to take care of yeah and so shoot it out of the sky one of their big pranks against pie is to throw pie at them from the hot air balloon and get them

all dirty you know and of course they're all in their bikinis out on their balcony. And no one thinks to go inside because it's a movie. They just get plastered with this stuff. Just so many cream pies just coming right down on you. Yeah. So, oh wait, so we didn't address them. The mafia? Yeah. So at one point

in this movie, the Hots have like this welcome to the neighborhood party. And they're like, you know, hey, come on everybody from campus. Come to the Hots party. See what we're all about. It's going to be a real boobitacular time. They always

promised that, too, by the way. We're not just, you know, saying that. They actually post posters all over campus with boobs on them. And so, this particular welcoming party, we're just randomly cut to a van with these two, like,

scuzzy mafia guys. And we've just, we're learning over a radio, this is so, like, unnecessarily convoluted, but we learn over a radio broadcast. that this big, you know, criminal so-and-so has died in prison. And these two guys were like his underlings or something. And this guy actually much like in the film Pray for Death,

the crime syndicate there and here are both hiding large sums of money in an abandoned house. Yes. So the Hots house, you know, before they started this hot sorority, was just abandoned destitute scuzzhole, that these mafioso were hiding all sorts of money and so these two guys are driving to the house because they're going to get the money and get out of there

and of course the one guy almost as if he's having a premonition asks well what happens if we get there and someone's moved into the house already they show up it's a total raging party and oh my god how are we going to get this money out of here and you know what

who gives a fuck no yeah exactly it's so in a in a movie that already is ripe with like an a through d storyline here comes the h storyline of these two idiots trying to get money out of this house and the movie doesn't really care about it either because it only comes up here and there you know like while while all these shenanigans are going on the boob parties the pranks there's always one of these mafia guys like going oh gee whiz uh i don't know dressed like a roll There is a sequence in this movie where the dumber of the two men dresses up like a robot. He's a cleaning robot, by the way. Oh, yes, yes, of course.

This is, this is explained in the movie by he has, like, a container of Ajax, like, taped to the side of him. And I think, like, one arm is, like, a dust pan or something. And the other guy comes in, and they do have a house mother at Hatz, who's this, this, this, put upon elderly woman and you know they're like hey aren't you tired of cleaning this house well I'm going to sell you this cleaning robot

and she fucking falls for it and it's clearly just a man in a suit. It's a guy with a garbage can over him. He looks like when Jackie Gleason is Ralph Cramden dressed up as a man from space. Yes exactly. It's Ralph Cramden's fucking spaceman costume and he's just like and he's here's the thing

if I'm going to even attempt to pull the wall over this lady's eyes and dress up like a robot. I'm doing a robot voice, right? Like, I am here to clean your house or something like that. This guy is just like, yeah, I'm a cleaning robot. I'm here to help you out with the chores. Oh yeah, another thing.

I don't do windows, okay, doots. Man, that is a gag that's never been funny. Like someone, like a character reminding someone like, hey, and by the way, I don't do windows. It's not fucking funny. What's funny about that? Well, it's good for him to say because now it'll firmly place that robot within the confides of the house. So he could search for that money.

He's not going to, I'm not an outdoors robot, okay? You got to put me in the house. I just do the inside of the house stuff. I am a robot that needs to stay firmly inside, all right? Firmly. It rains. Firmly, yeah. A lot of jokes like that in this movie, right?

Firm, hard. It just won't stop. It's endless. Can I talk about my favorite moment in this movie? Please do. So they're promising at this Hots party, the appearance of Ms. Boom Boom Something or other, and she's this very well-endowed woman

who does some sort of tantalizing strip show, you know. And they say, oh, the great thing about Boom Boom's appearance here today at the Hots party is that she will be skydiving in and she's going to land in our pool in the backyard and then she's going to put on a nice slippery when wet boom boom show you know and so then we cut and they mentioned this right

and then like 25 minutes passes so we've all totally forgotten thoroughly forgot about this performance and then all of a sudden we just cut to an airplane and there was a bunch of dudes and this woman dressed in a bikini and she's got like a backpack on and you're like oh this is

the skydiving thing from almost the beginning of the movie. It's finally happening and I'm really excited for it. So it's this whole thing like, okay, boom, boom. Like, if you don't jump out of the plane at the right part, you're going to miss your mark. And so, like, she goes to jump out of the plane and the plane has to, you know, adjust for something.

And she, you know, the plane tilts and she falls. And this dude's like, you got to get out of the plane. You're going to miss your mark. And she gets pushed out of the plane. and this dude of course because it's a boob comedy accidentally somehow from behind pulls her top off and this woman goes hurtling out of this plane at 20,000 feet falling straight to the earth yeah at 400 miles per hour it's gravity and so you know here's this huge chested woman just falling out of a plane and you're like all right well that's kind of funny and then it gets even better though because this is what this movie does it lets you think like at the ground level like oh there's some funny shenanigans happening here but then raises the bar right so then all of a sudden it's if we remember the line of like if you don't jump out now you're going to miss your mark turns out she does miss her mark and where does she land eric the dean's pool oh no the dean's pool party yeah the dean's got like all these crusty old uh you know old so-and-so's there and donors and whatnot and the dean's pool and the dean's got like all these crusty old so-and-so's there and they donors and whatnot and the dean's

there's this woman standing on the diving board first off that's bad idea number one and you know she's just an older woman that's now like singing a like an opera-esque song or something to the crowd you know and and then you know this woman parachutes in parachute does open and she gets in she falls in the pool and you know it's like oh my god and the dean's like losing his mind and then like people start falling in the pool in the commotion like the woman falls off the diving board pandemonium you know there are so many people falling

in pools in this movie yeah it's great and the cops show up and they're kind of like cool with it but the dean's still like oh my god there's a great so yeah the cops do wind up at this party but what's great is you're seeing

like all these people see this topless woman falling from the sky including these cops who are driving by on like street patrol and they start like speeding up to see if they can we're going to catch this girl or whatever they're going to do and so they're speeding down the street and there's a woman like whatever they're going to do yeah this woman's like crossing the street with a shopping cart and these dudes like plow into it and all the shit goes turns out it was a baby carriage i'm just thinking of keanu cans it was full of cans so is that pool dude you could have wrote this movie oh man they don't make them like this anymore no they absolutely don't if they did i'd be writing these movies i'd be in i'd have my own hot house living like a king what's funny though is like you know they kind of make these movies now but they're not in they they don't carry with them the same tone like you can watch

these these these animal or animal uh american pie beta house movies and naked mile and all that crap and it's kind of the same thing except with clothes off right well you want to get that direct to video audience i mean i feel like this movie hots yeah did not give a shit about who saw it you know what i mean like it's it's it's 1979 so we're like just at the the home video revolution not really so it's like this was a big drive-in. Yeah, like sleazy driving pictures. Like, all right, fine. A bunch of people are going to show up and it's going to get gross.

You know, fine. You want to jerk off in your car? I mean, that's why I think, you know, these movies are going to the drive-in. Yeah, it's so scuzzy. This movie's on screen. You can either show up or alone or show up with a dude or a lady. Yeah. Or, hey, shit.

A bunch of everybody just in one car. In your case, a bunch of beasts. Or a bunch of beasts. A bunch of seals. The beast car pulls up. Do I have to pay extra for me and my horse trailer to come watch Hots in the drive-in? Yes, you do. And one full adult admission and one horse admission.

You ever see that movie Zoo, by the way? No, I did not. I remember I was living with Chris Cabin. When that came out, it was, oh, man, zoo. We all got the same Chris Cabin recommendation for that. Yeah, you saw it all. I saw it in theater. Now, that's a documentary about a man who has sex with a horse.

It's a documentary about several people that have sex with horses. The same horse? No, different horses. But it's a lot of like this horse understands me more than any human being, blah, blah, blah. And then this dude gets fucked by a horse and has to go to the hospital. Yeah. That's that movie. Yep.

Sounds good. Sounds like a perfect side order. People are always saying we should talk about documentaries on the show. I think that would be a way to go. Yeah, that's when you got to get Chris Cabin on the couch for. Have them, have explain, explain its fascination. You sit here and tell me why this is good. Go.

But with Hots, you know, like we said, there's totally no plot. Like, it's not even, like the Hots house is not even in danger, really. It's being kicked off campus, which in the grand scheme of college booze. comedies the ultimate punishment for any of these people is to be kicked off campus persona non grata for some reason that's not even on the on the table here like this must be like a terrible university you know the dean gets upset but he doesn't really care at the end of the day he ends up being the goddamn referee for their topless football match which yeah i don't know how he thinks that's going to impress donors and and fellow prestigious alumni maybe after that party everyone already backed down he's like well i might as ride out my contract yeah Like, I'm done, I'm finished. I might as well have a boobtacular time for the last month or two. Now, there's also these fellas that steal this bear. And that leads into all this stuff about like, there's a lot of mini vans running around campus.

So many, so many vans. There's so many vans. And there's one in particular that I want to talk about because it's probably the sleaziest scene in the movie, which is. So we cut to one of the pie members. she has gotten together with one of the fellas from the fraternity and uh they're getting a little romantic in the back of this dude's van and all of a sudden you real like when they start the scene it's kind of like close in like on this woman's face and she's like you know moaning with with pleasure and whatnot and you're like all right i see where this is going but then all of a sudden

you see this dude's hairy 1970s legs like right by her face and I'm like my lord there's a 69 scene in this movie like that's a that's that's that's crazy like even for these boob comedies yes that's a bit much but it turned out not to be because it's actually a featsy nine because he's instead of going to town on yeah he's going to town on her feet yeah he's like licking up her feet and stuff and uh she's not doing anything but enjoying it she's just laying there and enjoying this but it's such a bizarre position was the van not big enough for him to like be on the other side. Yeah, I think maybe she would have been in like the front seat or something and that

would have been uncomfortable. But so then the girls of hots show up at this van and they paint over like the windshield and the side windows and stuff with this like dark purple paint so it blacks out all the light. And then they've got like this industrial strength tape and they wrap it around all the doors of the van so you can't open it and then have this car toad talk about a great prank yeah and like these these people have prank man that's a terror could you imagine i mean it's humiliating if you're the property damage yeah if you're the person having this prank you know weighed down on you it's humiliating but if i was a member of hots right if i'm one of the hots girls i'm like hey ladies

that's a quality prank right there i also think like if you ever anytime you a car towed there is a chance it might end up in a crushinator cube thing i'd be very weary you shouldn't you shouldn't you shouldn't actively tow a car knowing that there's people in there even when i see the NYPD tow a car i'm like they're going to crush it aren't they i've seen enough movies that cars get crushed there's also a ridiculous high speed chase in this movie and it is totally out of left field, but it's after these fellas steal this bear. Yeah. And the rival fraternity

is chasing after them in this car. And it is a 100% legitimate high speed chase. And I'm kind of getting the feeling, this is the second time we've seen this movie, I'm getting the feeling

that this high speed chase was not sanctioned by whatever town in California that they filmed this in. And these cars, including the camera truck or whatever you know automobile that the camera is placed on are weaving in and out of this traffic

very dangerously it's like you imagine someone gets killed filming this like stunt scene for Hots and it's like oh uh your son was an actor how did he die oh well he was he was working on this film oh really are they going to put it out

yeah it's called Hots it's a college boob comedy he lost his life filming a chase scene in a boobitacular college romp. Well, that's not even what those movies are for. It seems to be totally misplaced in this movie. It should be died during one of their tame sex scenes. That's how you want to die if you're making one of these movies.

You want to go out like a star. So there's a weird scene also, because again, no plot. It's just a bunch of different weird set pieces where the Dean, like, inva, the Hots house and it's really again talk about the car chase scene which is a completely out of left field for this movie this Dean scene where he comes in scary and he's just like I know that there's like all sorts of shenanigans going on in this house I know for one that you're bootlegging alcohol which yes they are they're making moonshine in the attic which is amazing like bathtub moonshine in the sorority attic fantastic so this Dean's like forcing

himself into this house like I'm going to get to the bottom of this like you have not heard the end of me and they're like hey there's nothing going out like they've emptied out the tub right like the girls like listen I've just got this this bathtub because there's a leak in the roof you know and

like he starts getting really violent and he's like harassing these ladies and it turns out to be this like big cat and mouse thing up on the roof of this sorority it's really weird like what is he trying to do what is his endgame grabbing this woman, you know?

And she's, like, actually screaming, like she's in some, like, crime cop movie or something. Yeah. And the guy's like, oh, get over here. Get over here. Get out. I'll teach you a fucking lesson. Yeah, get over here. And you're like, now, wait a second.

What happened to the, the, the, the, the, the free for all nude skydiving pool party movie that I was watching? All of a sudden, it's like the last five minutes of a law and order SVU. Just like up on this. Yeah. I'm going to fucking do it. And, yeah. Now I remember this is sort of how he becomes cool with the Hots after this is he he somehow like falls over the side of this house and he's like hanging on to the roof.

And of course, Hots has their has their drone in this guy with photography capabilities in the hot air balloon. So they get these photos of the dean with his pants down with his ass exposed and like, hey, you better play a ball with Hots. We're going to run this in the FU daily, which it stands for F is. whatever the college is and you is yeah exactly it's good old f u isn't that fun yeah and the headlines like full moon at the hot sass or whatever so so now the dean backs off and is i guess cool with them breaking all every law in the book i guess so and so i mean that really just leads into yeah they have this wet t-shirt contest at the climax club right and no one wins this wet t-shirt contest that is emceed by danny bonaducci by the way because he's still just loitering around

campus for no reason and one of the Hots and one of the pie girls gets in a fight with each other and some guy is like oh well hey you know how to solve this uh disagreement ladies with a game of strip football and that's sort of like the culminating event in in Hots versus Pye House is this dumbass touch football strip football event or whatever it's like at the scosiest football field somehow Now, again, Master's Ceremonies, Danny Bonaducci is announcing the game with some other dude who's like, he's one of these like studly frat dudes who's like now in with the Hots girls. Like he's brushed off whatever arranged marriage he had with some pie girl or something. You know, he's thrown her to the curb in favor of hanging out with the fun and hip Hots house. The tides are turning.

I just have this stupid football game. Well, there's also like around this time during that is where a climax is also with the mafia. They finally get into the attic of the hotshouse to get their money. And it's like $1 bills. It looks like it's all like this crumpled up piece. Like it can't be more than like 50 bucks. It's not something wasting a whole week trying to find. It's not a suitcase full of money.

It's not a safe. I would not dress up and pretend to be a robot trying to find the amount of money that they No, you probably spent at least the same amount of money making the robot outfit. So somehow one of the Hots ladies who is like the, she's the, I guess like the star player or something like that. And then the two mafia guys and this bear all get into this hot air balloon in some sort of like they're trying to outrun the bear and then the bear follows them up to the roof and magically turns from an adorable baby bear into a man in a bear costume. that looks exactly like masturbating bear from Conan. Yes, which is very fitting for this film as well. Yeah.

And so, masturbating bear, the star player of the strip football team and these two mafia guys get in this hot air balloon and just start going. Yeah. And again, the cops are like, oh, there's that hot air balloon. Like, let's try to get it out of the sky or whatever. Why is it still up

there? Like, who is operating this thing? No one has a license for it. And of course, where do we land? But the 50 yard line of this big fucking topless football game. Yeah. And somehow through this, the Hots wind up winning the football game.

I don't really know what it happens here. Yeah, you know, it's, I don't think you really watch it for the, uh, the, the football rules,

uh, necessarily. Uh, no, but, uh, you know, I forget what happened to the game.

Well, it's like, if you score a touchdown, it's like the other team, they first have to take off the top and then they take off the top. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Which is ridiculous. Uh,

And then the hot's win And like the pies are already topless So and then I think they just run away Instead of going through with the They don't finish the game. They run away. Yeah. Because they know it.

They're not going to win it. They know that they're finished. And yeah, I mean, that's kind of it. There's a weird moment where Again, the tone of this movie Sometimes all over the place, including like after it's announced that they're going to have this like topless football thing.

they're like wow we don't really know much about football can the dudes at the frat house teach us you know some tips about football cut to them all like on the beach at night around a fire one of the girls is like singing some romantic acoustic guitar song like you know will you let me be your lady and like this fucking meatheads just sitting there like yeah okay and then danny bonaducci's got another number at this point and you're like what the fuck is even happening right now you told me that there's going to be in the future of this movie a strip football game and a wet t-shirt contest that happens yet. Why are we having this emotional sing-song on the beach? Well, you've got to pad that runtime. Oh, man. I mean, and that's the movie. It's hot.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, you know, that's all you really need to know. Now, what would you rate this on the sleezometer? And for those, for those who are unfamiliar, one being not that much of a sleazy movie and, you know, 10 being closer to a snuff film than most. Yeah, I mean, I would give it like a three or four. it's kind of a lighthearted like comedy thing but it has nudity peppered throughout oh yeah and that's you know it's not that sleazy it's just it's basically just hop us you know yeah it's just i would agree it's like a three or four i mean the dude who's giving most of the remarks on the back of

this DVD box is you know renowned film critic mr skin oh yeah he's got uh quite a body of work very well respected uh mostly just on the internet you know you don't see him in print very often No, you don't see him at a lot of film premieres. He's not in a lot of magazines, never written anything for the New Yorker. Well, we got to get him on the show. Oh, man, imagine talking to Mr. Skin. Slee's interview, Mr. Skin, the Mr. Skin. Alvin P. Skin.

Well, hey, there. That or no. I don't know. You know, I don't even have a clue to begin a Mr. Skin impression, but I will say. Are there, Alvin Skin? Yep, this is Alvin Skin. Sorry, my voice box is I like to smoke in the 70s

You're probably way closer than what I would ever done Yeah, yeah, totally a three or four Not really sleazy at all There's no questionable sex acts Everything is above the board Aside from the Danny Bond dochy seal thing I don't know, a seal jerked him off, whatever The police said that I could only use

I could only be on the computer I had to stop going to review movies in person. You know what it's like to review movies from your house with an anklet on for 20 years. I haven't smelled fresh air for the better part of a decade.

They put another anklet on my because I was doing too much. So, yeah, of all the the sleazy pictures, we've done this one's not really that sleazy. I do want people to, you know, write us in. we all hate movies at gmail.com let us know if there's any of these modern

like boob comedies that are even worth like yeah a second of our attention like you know you said these uh american pie rip-all all of those all yeah all those which all by the way feature eugene levy yeah and by the way don't write in saying project x because it's not worth our time but but do let us know i'm very curious to see if there's anything that can compare to hats on your mention of project x by the way i will also just throw out the that 21 and up or whatever that movie is it's one of the worst movies of last year

it's totally unwatchable and it's kind of in the same like hey our friend just turned 21 we're going to get them drunk and it's the most unfunny pile of shit ever but if any of these other movies are kind of worthwhile I actually just saw

there was like a dorm days two a national lampoon picture was released on DVD at some point so if any of these are worth a damn and by the way always open to 80s topics of these which you know that's what this was there was a bunch of people

that were like oh my god you should talk about hots in various methods of communication so yeah if there's something from the 80s which I would much rather watch than contemporary stuff anyway I'm just totally open to other suggestions of this ilk or on sleaze and I would say we don't

do this on a side order of slees but I would say both of us recommend this movie if it's what you're looking for it's a better caliber of these kinds of movies right That's a side order of sleaze for this episode. Hots, 1979, directed by Gerald Seth Sindell. Check out more We Hate Movs material over at our website, WHMpodcast.com.

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