We Hate Movies - S5: Animation Damnation #13 - Captain N: The Game Master - Happy Birthday, Megaman

Episode Date: February 12, 2015

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys tackle an episode of Captain N: The Game Master entitled, "Happy Birthday, Megaman". Why does Megaman look and sound like a talking garbage can? Why is Simon Belmont acting like a snooty Johnny Bravo? And who is that Princess? PLUS: Welcome to The Pleasure Zone! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

So what were we saying? We kind of believe that there's, like, some money in this, but we're not paying Nintendo for everything, so it's a lot of cut in corners? There's the red stripe. They have Captain N. and the red stripe, but I'm telling you this now. Wow, wow, definitive Chris Cavan statement. Look at any picture of Mega Man.

Any picture of Mega Man. Oh, yeah. You can find. He doesn't look like this. No, this is like an Eastern European knockoff Mega Man. I don't understand it. This is Muga Man. Muga Man.

And this is like the old, this is his coming out party, really, because like he's never been in popular culture. He's never talked. I don't know what Mega Man. sounds like? I don't know anything. And now we get this shit. And you know what? This is a show that loves Mega Man. We've had

maybe 400 hours of content. At least one full of those is talking about Mega Man. You could combine a mega cut of all our Mega Man references and it's a mega waste of time. But it's there. Yeah, because we love our Mega Man's. Yeah. Welcome to Animation Damnation. I'm Andrew Jupin sitting alongside

Chris Cabin and Stephen Sadek. We're talking about an episode of the classic no there's no classic cartoons on here Nintendo money maker show Captain N. Colin the Game Master it's an episode

called Happy Birthday Mega Man it's the 13th episode It's the season finale of season one Oh a lot of stuff comes to the head here Oh yeah airating for the first time

on December the 2nd 1989 This is the show where there's sort of Nintendo characters floating around It was the show where like the opening credit It's where that's the nerd getting sucked into the TV and the dog comes.

He's getting sucked into punch out. Yeah, he's fighting king hippo. I do want to fight you on this, Chris, because I do like the idea that they only paid so much. And there's some middle ground like, all right, you get the name Mega Man, but you don't get the rights to his visage for some reason. However, I think it's much more likely it's just a fucking cock up. You know what I mean? Literally, there was reference art. It's like, yeah, I got it.

whatever. Maybe the color didn't scan properly when they sent the proofs off to Hong Kong for the animation. It turned out green. Yeah. So, okay, I'll, I'll let you go on that, right? We kind of fucked up. Maybe there was a technical thing. And Mega Man looks bad. Explain this voice to me. Where, also, the visor. He's got added a visor for no. What is he in Florida playing poker with the neighbors? Like, what the fuck? It's really, bad i mean but that's that again it sucks but it's forgivable the thing that you can't forgive is that he sounds like froggy from the little rascals it's terrible he's like i'm megaman hey everybody it's megaman let's party wait what no like and steve was right like this is the first time

we're getting megaman in not like a 2d 8 bit bit wet wet wet kind of situation it's 1989 here comes megaman and he sounds like he has throat cancer Hey, guys, this is me, Mega Man. You guys got a couple of dollars for an old video veteran. Dude, he sounds like he's been hanging out with Jack Mack all night. Oh, it's fucking Tom's brother, Victor Waits. I might also be a magician. It's so stupid.

Street callers and Mega Man. Dr. Wiley is coming home. You got to fight. sack load man sometimes here comes fireman to melt your heart in mine I'm actually big in Japan

You're totally right Tom Wait's brother is massive in Japan So this episode It's Mega Man's birthday We start with this poor son of a bitch Is left out in the cold Now I don't remember this cartoon at all. So why do

they live on an ice-covered castle area? The premise of the show is a kid that may or may not be Patrick Dempsey. It's not. But it looks a lot like in the credits. He's playing video games. He's playing Nintendo for sure. And he gets sucked into

the game like always happens. Right. I mean, is it a lightning strike? Power surge of some kind? It's either an epileptic seizure or... Oh, he's dead the whole time, I bet. Well, it's whatever it was. It's him and the dog, because the dog is there, too. Well, dude, that's what I would

love, though, right? It's like the final, they're like we have some bad news, everybody. Captain N. Colon, the Game Master, has been canceled after three seasons. And so they do the final episode, right? And, like, he saves a princess or some shit, and then all of a sudden it's like,

do-do, do-do, do-le-do. Oh, it's a Jacob's ladder ending? Dude, and then what, yeah, totally this kid's on a fucking slam, man. And it's like, we did everything we could. And Captain ends just dead on a table. Oh, man, and that's video games, rot your brains.

Now we've got, like, a nice... Oh, now it's, it's been three seasons leading up to a message. No one wanted to be here. Hipper Gore's gonna love it. You're goddamn right, she would. So, he gets sucked into the video game world, and apparently, it's kind of a bit wreck at Ralphish

in that, like, every game has its own world. You know what I mean? Right. Simon Belmont from Castlevania has his own world, which is Castlevania world. Can we talk about... Sorry, but can we talk about the

goddamn design of Simon Belmont who looks nothing like Simon Belmont and definitely sounds nothing like Simon Belmont was supposed to be like an 18 he's supposed to be fighting Dracula in the 1800s right he should be an 1800 garb you know he wears a little bit of a cape sometimes you know to get shit going yeah and he's got like longish hair I think I don't know it's a shitty graphics however he does not look like whatever the hell this guy looks like he looks like the tick he does look like the tick it does look like the tick on his off days it's a If he went skiing on vacation. Yeah, he's like, he's got like a backpack with all sorts of stuff where he keeps his whip, I guess.

That he talks to. Yeah, that he kind of does like have mental control over that whip. And he definitely sounds like an affluent so-and-so. Oh, I love the way I look, honey. Yeah, totally. Just go jerk off already, dude. He's a mimbo. Like, I mean, and I get it.

It's a video game, clearly like if you wanted to do this game, this show, there's a way in which every character looks and almost sounds the same because they had the same fucking graphics yeah totally design practically you can make it work but um you know they went this other way which is a comedy I guess so like he's

instead of making him like brave and like you know maybe a little dark they go this route he's a doofus he's a doofus then you got you got Mega Man who's a pip squeak piece of shit yeah he's just like this little tiny guy he you know he's closer

to R2D2 than he is You know what he looks like if R2D2 got crossed with a character from Tron? Yeah. Like that's what Mega Man looks like. Like a C green garbage can. Yep. It's terrible. Mega Man Green.

Just, just don't. Don't begin to do it. Then you got, who else you got in this? Kid Icarus, who, A, who wanted Kid Icarus in this pantheon as it was? Nobody likes Kid Icarus? Does that anybody play Kid Icarus? No, it sucked. But that's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying. is I really think this was a money crunch. Yeah. It's like no way in hell can we afford Mario, but let me tell you something. That kid Icarus, you get him for a song. A sweet song.

Can you get like a downgraded Bugs Bunny from the Bugs Bunny video game? Oh man. That'd be nice. Those games, Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle, whatever that shit. There's a thing that Chris used to like to do, which was watch me play video games

and almost have a freaking heart attack. Dude, that Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle, my blood will just boil right over. Well, let me bring you back to your encounter with Aladdin. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that Aladdin, the Super Nintendo Aladdin, I was playing on an emulator for like hours one day. I'm lucky to be alive.

Your blood pressure was through the roof, man. Oh, yeah, no. If I went to a doctor, he'd like, you know, that monkey was getting cursed at. So who else we got? Kid Icarus, who's like an effet nothing. He's like, he's even smaller. than Mega Man for some reason.

And I don't understand why you make some characters small and some characters big. Because they're all the same fucking size on my shitty, you know, 12 inch screen anyway when I play these dumb games. It makes absolutely no sense. His only character trait is he says he adds Iqis to some things.

Totally. That's awesomeicus or something. Yeah, totally right. I wondered what would he say if he was using an abacus to count something? Oh, an abacus acicus? Yeah. I have no idea. It's a really stupid character and it warranted a really stupid joke. There you go. Get the favorites.

Yeah, you're totally right, Joey, two times. Is there anybody else? There's that queen who I don't know what game she's from. The princess something. I think she's just the princess of game world. Oh, is that what it is? So that's just fake garbage. And then there's Captain Ann.

I mean, well, so there's other... Captain N in Duke. Yes, and Duke the Dog. Duke the dog. I mean, there's other characters that were on the show because, like, King Hippo was kind of like the main villain. Mother Brain was showing up. Mother Brain is the one I remember. They made King Hippo, speaking of color and shit, he was like kind of greenish blue.

Like, he looked like an alien. Was it Roger fucking Klotz? Oh, man, you're right. Like, what are you doing? You stupid idiots that made this game. You've got a very specific color palette. That's the whole goddamn thing. Dr. Wiley was also a character.

He was floating around. They also have this narrator that sounds like Adam West for absolutely no reason. And it's just like, so it was Mega Man's birthday. So it's Mega Med's birthday when we open, and they throw him a surprise party, and they give him all of these things. They're like, hey, man, you're a fucking robot, and you're gross. And they keep giving, like, it's kind of gross at your robot. Like, even though Kid Icarus is a fairy or something. You sound like a wart hog.

You sound like bebop or rock steady. We can't really tell what's going on. And they keep, like, hey, here's a program that'll let you do this. Here's a program that'll let you do that. Oh, by the way, your dad's here. Yeah, who's like the scientist, you made him up, the good scientist? Dr. White. Yeah, Dr. White, who's like Dr. Wiley with better hair and a beard, I guess.

I think he's just Dr. Wiley when he takes a shower. That's all we're dealing with here. There's another really, really embarrassing present that Mega Man gets, which is a toolbox. And what the way they frame it, he's like, a toolbox or a toolbox. And they're just like, yeah, Mega Man, you know, because when you break down, you can fix yourself so we don't have to deal with you. You fucking junk pile. it's such a mean president it's so

back he's like wow this is kind of making me feel like shit I'm thinking about committing suicide once and for all this time thanks for the wing nut fucking asshole go blow it out your ass okay we did two shows

in Tuscaloosa one time me and Tom Waits my brother turned out the circus was also coming through town that was a crazy night if you know what I'm saying The weirdest most uncomfortable present they get this little robot

Is a little robot Girl Oh gross Yeah They just said chills right up your spine Because it's not like And you can have a friend And it's like a robot

That just looks like a little gleep gloop Robot It's just a little girl For this little boy And it's like It's gross Yeah because they're all like pre-sexual little toddlers, I guess.

I mean, but that's weird. It's like, because Mega Man's not a kid. One, his name's man. Yeah. His last name is man. Yeah, yeah. And he's down like this. So, like, then this girl comes in. And the girl robot is very much like, Hey, how's it going? Like, she sounds like Rea Perlman after four packs of cigarettes.

Maybe it is like this. That's how Rea Perlman came to be. They had to give Danny DeVito a mate. So the scientists that made Danny DeVito was like, okay, let me get. I'll make you. you a Reapurlman. What cursing scientist would make Danny DeVito? I mean, I love him.

Yeah, sure. But who sets out to make a Danny DeVito? A Victor Frankenstein. So he's like, wow, that's kind of weird. You have to do something with the leftovers. So he's sitting outside. He's like, you know, all this has made me realize, thank you guys on my birthday for making me realize I'm totally different than all you guys. And I'm just a filthy fucking robot.

Yep. Yeah. And that's all I'll ever be. You shoved it in my face. Like all sentient robots, you know, through the years, Pinocchio. Data. Rudimentary robot, yet data. You know, we all...

Bicentennial man. Bicentennial man, most definitely. We're all aspiring to be human, right? So Mega Man's like, well, God damn it, I wish I was human. And they're like, oh, well, good news, Mega Man. We heard about this crazy warp world where you go through this warp tunnel and you could just be a real boy. And you're like, whatever TV show... Let's just go with it.

Because I guess that's a thing. There's a lot that's borrowed from Mario Brothers, but just not the characters. Like, we say things like Warp. There's a theme song at one part that's definitely music from Mario 2. They use a lot of sound effects. Like, people just walking around, and it's like the jump sounds from Mario and all that stuff. Every game had its own sound effects, but we're only using Mario sound. Yeah.

So it's like the specter of Super Mario Brothers is all over this game. And you're like, but you have your old cartoon. where an out-of-work professional wrestler introduces them each time. Oh, I know exactly what it is. And this is why there's mother brain and all these people are all like vying for power, right? And all these different worlds have all these different things going on. You know why? Because Mario was king of this whole planet, right?

He was king of all the world. He got assassinated last week. Oh. And they had to bring a champion who was Captain N to bring order to this world. I think that's what's going on. Oh, and they're pretty great. And Luigi gave him the kiss at death. Oh, he did, absolutely.

The day before. So there's a coming coup and Captain N had to come in and like settle it all out. It was Mario and a crooked police captain and dinner at an Italian restaurant. Hey Mario, I hear they have good Italian food in this restaurant as he puts his napkin in his shirt. And he goes, you know, obviously. Well, yeah, and then he goes into the, Luigi goes into the bathroom. Yep. We all know what happens then.

Totally. Yeah. He's a goddamn shame. and now it's war in the streets. Absolutely. We got all this week. So it's like, we're on this adventure. Sure.

Yeah, like Dr. White's like, well, come on. I'll go to. What the fuck I'm guest starring this week. Yeah, we go to some cricket who's like, you're going to have to do three challenges or something. Yeah, a Jiminy cricket, man. And, you know, the first challenge is surviving a place called the pleasure zone. Oh, if someone's not getting jerked off in the pleasure zone at all times.

And you're bringing your. lady sex bot with you. She's like, oh, it's our first date. We're going to the pleasure zone. It's good enough to sing Wichita linemen. Well, it's kind of great.

The whole plot of this episode, she's like, Mega Man, let's be married. He's like, I gotta work on myself first, babe. I can't really, I can't think about you until I'm right with all what's going on in here with Mega Man. Seriously.

I can't be in a codependent mega relationship. That's the other thing he's doing all over the place. Like Kid Icarus adds Icarus to everything Iskus to everything He's mega this and mega that I'm mega tired

I'm gonna go take a mega nap I'm gonna wake up To blow my brains out I need my mega alone time You're my mega man girl Take the downtown train To mega world See that dog

just turns into a train so we can take it downtown. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's all there. So this whole pleasure zone thing is just the lamest, groatiest like fantasy amusement park fairground. An arcade? Like, they go to an arcade.

It's like, we're on a ferris wheel at one point. It's basically like an Odyssey kind of rip off. We go to a certain island and like, oh, all of our dreams are coming true. And, you know, we're not aging, but we're not realizing how much time we're wasting on our journey, All of our pleasures are being met, which are only going, being at a carnival, which actually

would make me fucking go insane in two minutes. Oh, totally. I can't be at those things for more than an hour and a half. And the only person there is this weird clown with a hand on its head. What's that hand for, Andrew? Oh, you know, point in things, places. Pleasure zone. And, like, yeah, they're all just like, oh, we're having so much fun.

And, like, I don't even remember what I was doing here. Oh, my God, it's such a crazy time in the pleasure zone. I got no idea what my name is. And then somehow he remembers, he's like, oh, fuck, I want to be a boy. And he's like, let's get off this ferris wheel. And the clowns just like, oh, no, you beat the challenge. And it just happens like that, too. It's not like there's a big incident that he's like, all of a sudden like, oh, of course.

Yeah, no, he's just like, hey, everybody, get off the ferris wheel. We've been here for three weeks. Yeah, it's not the creepy thing where it's like, you can't go anywhere. It's like, oh, all right, talk to you later. Yeah, the clown doesn't try to do anything. But awkwardly, you find out, I mean, this show is called Captain End the Game Master, right? And Captain End's doing dittily jack shit in this episode. Playing Metroid on a TV in the middle of this planet.

He's also totally flirting with the princess the whole time. And, like, the princess is like, wow, three weeks of our lives lost, that's terrifying. And he's like, yeah, I don't know. No, it's just time flies when you're having fun. Want to make out of some shit? You're like, shut up, Captain, man. You're your stupid video game letterman jacket, you asshole. Totally.

And his belt buckle, that's most definitely just a Nintendo controller. You know what? I had a massage scheduled for 2 p.m., but we're getting out of here right now. The old rubbing tug. So then the next thing, he's like, you know, Dr. Wiley's like, oh, there's a sea we have to cross. Here's a blow-up boat that I have. Whatever, Dr. White.

And I'm sitting there like, man, all my favorite video game characters are coming together to do something. I don't know. I don't know what's going on, but Mega Man blows up the seven seas of planet X. They have to cross the uncrossable sea. Right, right, exactly. And so he blows up like this gigantic, like it's a pirate ship. This thing's like the Santa Maria. And like they're all on it.

And they're like, oh, this is crazy. What an old-fashioned boat. Mega-man, do you know what you're doing? And he's like, I'm using my megapower to drive the car or drive the boat. Whatever. And I mean, but the weird thing is they lose three weeks. Like, how do they know that the game realm that they were supposed to be protecting is destroyed at this point? Yeah, totally.

Maybe like Mother Brain just totally enslaved the whole thing. All of the, you know, the, fuck, the Bubble Bobble twins are screwed, you know? Oh, totally. Well, they're massacred, dude. Bubble Bobble is going to be the first to go. How do you know that this is not the afterlife? that you are now currently in. Totally. Sailing the unsaleable seas.

Absolutely. It's like in dreams. Yes. So then that's exactly the noise. Anyone can make, there are two movies you can't watch anymore for reasons that happen. One is before the devil knows you're dead. Absolutely. And the other one's in dreams.

Yep. Both of those movies should be just stricken from the public record. And I mean, before the devil knows you're dead is the bigger loss. But just by a lot, absolutely, because that's an excellent, excellent, excellent film. I'm going to see if 10 years from now I can watch that movie. Maybe. I, for some reason, have it on DVD. It's right there.

I'm looking at it on DVD. And it's just, it's not going to be open. So, so Mega Man, they're like, oh, no, it's a whirlpool or whatever. So, like, Mega Man gets out and, like, swims the opposite way of the current. And, like, you know, there's a big water tornado that happens and the boat just gets slung out into the water. and they cross the sea successful and they hit this island and you're like

all right so now we're just on this island and the third challenge is coming up we don't know what the third challenge is exactly right and then like this vine like starts growing out of the ground and makes like a star gate and then this woman's faces there she looks eerily like the lady from Captain Planet

the Whoopi Goldberg character isn't it like Gaia Guy yeah and so she's like well congratulations Mega Man Here you are. You just have to walk through me and you can be a human. And he's like, but I thought there was a third challenge here in Chicago.

And you're just like, no, Mega Man, like, something's fishy about this. And she's like, and all your friends are here, Mega Man, except for one. Cut to this little girl robot just out in the high seas. Being hunted by a warp whale. A warp whale. And now we're just putting warp in front of everything. Did somebody say wharf? No, Michael Dorn, it's warp.

All right, I'll be over here. It does look like a wharf whale. If you look at it, it kind of looks spiny. What a dishonorable cameo this is on animation damnation. You're really shoehorning this joke in. Oh, rub. So he's like, I don't know what to do. I could walk through you and be a human,

and then I can go save my friend. Why can't I do both? And she's like, because it's a challenge, Mega Man. Oh, no. It's either I become a human and I leave my... Girl, in a cold, cold ground. In a cold, cold ground. But this is what I'm thinking, though.

Like, if Mega Man becomes a human, right? Like, who cares? A, definitely, who cares? But Dr. White says at one point, he's like, but Mega Man, just so you know. I don't know why I'm making him an Elliot Gould. Mega Man, you're going to need 12 guys to go save your robot, Fred. What do you say?

He's like, I could make you another robot. That's some cold shit, by the way. Oh, yeah, but to be fair, no one gives a shit about this girl robot. No one's known her for more than a few hours. It's just a prototype. You don't have to be. I guarantee you there's some bugs to work out. Yeah, exactly.

Just let her get eaten by that warp whale. You know, this time next birthday, there's going to be a new, more better robot for you. I got one more for you, Bubby. Upgrades. Also, if you're becoming a human, Mega Man, you wouldn't want to fuck a robot anyway. Exactly. That's number one. And also, Dr. White.

should be doing his damnedest to not have Mega Man become you. And guess what? Now your name's out of the medical books. You know what I mean? Out of the robot books. It's like, oh, that kind of, didn't make a robot? It's just a weird little kid. Like, what if Dr. White's got a conference coming up where it's like, we want to take a look at your robot?

And he's like, oh, well, he actually became a boy. Yeah, okay, Dr. White. You're out of this conference. So Mega Man decides to do the honorable thing, and he, you know, jumps out to see and saves her and comes back. And they're like, well, congratulations. Congratulations, Mega Man. It turned out that was the third challenge. And he's like, wait, what? This is getting awfully confusing. And then he's like, and then everyone's like, yeah, we were all in on it the whole time. Not only were they in on it and the whole time, they go, it's your birthday present. Just giving human life as a birthday present. That's pretty nice. Traveling to another world. Losing three weeks of my life in the pleasure zone. Yeah, listen, I like you guys quite a bit. We're good friends. I'm not participating in this kind of a

charade for a birthday present. Next time, buy me a beer. Do something civil, you stupid idiot. Buy me a mega pint of Icarus ale and we'll call it a day. You know, it would be just as good if you bought me Miller's Crossing on Blu-ray. I mean,

that's a pretty decent standard gift friends can give each other. Oh, great. Before the devil knows you're dead. Guess I'll watch this in 15 years. Were none of you burnt by that? My God, you heartless bastards. And I mean, like,

Robin Williams is looking for Annabella Sierra who committed suicide. I can't watch that for a long, long, long, long, long, long time. But then the fucked up thing, and you would think that it's like, I learned a lesson, and my lesson is I'm going to be myself. Because what happens is all the things that he uses to beat the child. are things he wouldn't be able to do if he wasn't a fucking robot. So I was sitting here thinking like, okay, he's going to be like, well, I couldn't save my friends if I wasn't a robot.

But they're like, no, Mega Man, you can still just walk through and be a human. He does. And they're like, well, congratulations, Mega Man, you're a real boy. Happy birthday. But what happens to the blast? Does he still have a blaster then? Yeah. Is it like, I don't know.

You know what? Cronenberg wielded to your arm. But that's why Steve was saying, you know, this is the season finale. It sets up an awful lot. We'll have to try to find season two on YouTube and see what happens. I'd like to fight motherbrain, but I'm bleeding right now. Oh, no, I'm no use to the team. Seriously.

And also, all those fake presents that they got him are, like, useless. Like, he can't use that little card. He can't use the toolbox. Well, I guess they did it as part of the big present, and they're all kind of gag gifts. Like, here you go, you fucking robot. You robot pieces of shit. He has some tools. Hey, there's a can of oil.

Fuck face. Oh, that's what he's going to do for them now. He's going to be their mechanic. Great. You've set me up to be the team mechanic. I'm the Chewbacca of the captain and team. He wanted to be a real boy and get rid of everything that we got from you. Everything you added is gone.

Yeah. Armour for shit. The blaster for shit. Well, this is like 89. So I don't know how far like the Mega Man upgrades had common. game. So I don't know if he's got like the hold that power up. The dog's definitely not around. No. I don't know. I mean, it's

very basic Mega Man. Well, it's Muga Man. It is definitely Muga Man. So was anybody embarrassed watching this? Oh, a lot. I mean, it's got nothing you want. You know what I mean? Like I love, you know, played all these games. I don't know. It wasn't a big Kid Icarus fan. No one liked Kid I Icarus. You know, but I loved all these games

and you have like, it's kind of like reading books as a kid. You know what I mean? you have your own little adventures you have your own way Mega Man sounds and what he's doing and like since the stories are so sparse you can kind of make up your own stories as they're playing oh yeah if you're an imaginative kid or whatever you know I'm sure most people did but you know and that's what that is and then this comes as like no no no this is canon he's actually green

he sounds like a piece of garbage and Simon Belmont's a pussy like no no none of it makes sense he's a pussy and he's drawn like Johnny Bravo I was extremely embarrassed because Look, I'm 31 years old right now And I watched this thing And I'm not kidding you when I say this I was angered by this cartoon

Because Mega Man was green 31 years old And I was seeing it, I was like, why the fuck did you do it As if it mattered? It brings it out. And I'm just like, fuck. Remember that the next time you get on your high horse about those Marvel movies he's got you there

I mean yeah Steve and I went on it great length about why he was green why he would sound like that etc yeah it's a sad thing to get upset about but I was pretty pissed yeah oh absolutely it's so pathetic but I love

Mega Man and this thing looks like pure shit just absolute degrade shit cartoon and I was pissed I wasn't embarrassed, I was pissed. And then I was embarrassed, I was so pissed. I'm embarrassed right now, thinking about how angry I got, watching a shithead cartoon

that's almost 20 years old. About a fucking robot was the wrong color. Because they put a visor on him. Really? That little addition, like the hair's on the back of my neck. He's wearing a fucking trancers helmet and I can't stand it. That's animation

damnation. And we were talking about Captain N. The Game Master? Is that he's calling cartoons, man. It's just so stupid. The episode in question was, of course, Mega Man's birthday. Or happy birthday, Mega Man. Excuse me. Happy birthday, Mega Man.

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