We Hate Movies - S5: Animation Damnation #18 - DuckTales
Episode Date: July 10, 2015On the season finale of Animation Damnation, the gang's all here to analyze the horrendous social inequality in Disney's DuckTales! How were the ducks allowed to take so much power over the dogs and t...he nearly extinct pigs? Why did those little ducks think starting a massive fire in a dirigible was a good idea? And what was with that duck mummy? PLUS: The guys all try on Huey, Dewey, and Louie impressions! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies
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This was probably my favorite cartoon as a kid growing up.
All day, every day.
I haven't seen a second.
of it in probably
19 to 20 years.
Do you want to talk about like
a quarter of my life and where it's
been wasted? We're talking
about the fast food restaurants? No, we're talking
about the video game.
Oh, oh. Based on this.
Yep. Hours upon
hours. Oh, Duck Tales game.
Yes.
Days upon weeks upon
months. Chris Cabin, when you put the
quarter in, it goes into
Scrooge McDuck's vault.
It's like a
I do know that
I didn't care
I was an addict, Eric, you don't
understand this.
This is why at the end of the show
we ask
were you embarrassed watching this?
And I think I know
what the answer is going to be.
All around the horn probably.
That Scrooge McDuck's an asshole, huh?
He's a shit.
Yeah, no, he's a real big asshole.
I didn't remember him being
such a fucking monster.
I think I remembered it a little bit
but he's like a lovable monster.
He's like, oh, you're, you're...
It's like when you...
It's like Gordon Gecko.
It's like you...
If your grandpa says something racist or something.
Like, oh, grandpa.
Yeah.
He's a lovable shit heel.
Welcome to animation damnation.
I'm Andrew Juppin.
Alongside the whole gang, Christopher Cabin, Eric Siska and Stephen Sadek.
We're talking, of course, about duck tales.
The episode...
Woo!
Life is like a hurricane, motherfucker.
Oh, big time.
And it's coming right at you.
and hit you in waves.
You're going to be ready for it.
Your 30s are like a hurricane.
You've got no money.
Make the rent or sleep on the street.
It's your choice, yeah.
Middle class is dead.
It's all an oligarchy.
You're to create worth shit.
See, because it's all fucking family names.
you're not a mick duck you're not mick shit you ain't shit in this town yeah the episode in question
is the uncrashable hindantanic it's a real classy name too soon for both man originally
airing december the eighth nineteen eighty seven uh yeah real class act title disney you fucking
scumbags that's like uh it's uh duck tails you know that episode uh 9-11 oh cost
It was a fucking great one.
It was a classic episode.
I remember that one.
I replay that one.
It's like the Mr. Plow Simpsons episode.
It's the best of them all.
You know, that one episode they did there,
Camer Rouge Hurricane Katrina.
So this episode is about Scrooge makes a bet with Glumgul
where he's going to start any business.
And he says he can make any business make money.
It's a million dollar bet
In 1987
In duck dollars
I don't know what duck dollars is exactly
It could be like yen
It could be not that much money
It's yak hair
It's strands of yak hair
The yen's doing all right
Right
Maybe it's more like the Chinese yuan
Yeah
Yeah
I think that's what Steve man
Sure
Sure
No it's like a fucking
$5 bill in Greece
I was once on the train
Because we live in a very Greek neighborhood
And there's this dude
Like on the phone with his wife
Very Greek guy
And it was all during the turmoil happening in Greece
And he was like
I don't care
Take the passports and you burn them
I don't think it's that dire yet
You can hold on to that
I mean if you want to hide them under a mattress
put him in a book maybe fine
I don't know what damage are they doing
I don't know
I think that guy might have done it or something
done it
he was the economic
platicalism that hit Greece
yeah so I mean I guess
apparently like Scrooge just got
burned on some tire sale
that went wrong or something
no he didn't get burned
Glunggul got burned
wanted him to get burned
and then he turned it into a swing
yeah he's
the episode's
starts with glumgoal like jerking off in his car because he thinks he's flying in front of the mcduck mansion
because he thinks he's finally he's finally got scrooge in it right where he wants him because he's like
i just sold mcduck a useless lot of tires let's see him turn a profit on that and like he stops
jerking off and he looks out the window of the car and he's turned the tire piles into like tire swings
and sold them to this entire neighborhood.
But I just know, I can't stop thinking about
what it must have been like the original deal.
He just comes up in this used truck full of tires
and he just dumps them on his lawn.
And I guess this is just like,
I don't think that this is the first time Scrooge and Glungold have done this
where it's like, I bet you can't make money on that.
Like, that's how these maniacs have fun.
Exactly.
A bunch of sickos.
The only thrill left, right?
See if you can make this.
turn a profit. It's not just about turning
a profit, it's about besting other
millionaires. Just for
the shit of it, too. See you at the
sex club, McDuck.
When we watch that
hamster get his, get stepped
on by a pair of high heels.
In Duckburg, there's definitely
eyes wide shut type of shit.
Oh, yeah. You know it.
You know it.
The password is
Fidelio.
Oh, sorry.
It's got to be a duck version.
McFedella quack
It's definitely
Fideliquack dude
That's how you get into the
Dugberg orgies
Sidney Paul quack is there
Dude
Dom goose
I bet you
That's where Donald is most of the time
Wait wait wait wait
Chick hole kidman
They're all there
That girl needed to die
I'm sorry
She's a nobody
I don't know what you're getting so upset about
And then he takes the most expensive McDuck cab ride from the city out to the suburbs.
I've got masks on.
They're all duck masks, though.
They all have bills.
Darwin Duck.
Oh, he's the leader of the whole thing.
Darkwing Duck, sorry.
Yeah, absolutely.
Oh, yeah, he's getting it.
So, like, I don't know, like he gets, he's like, oh, yes, spoiled me this time, Scrooge.
But I bet you, I bet you a million dollars.
You can't make money on this venture.
It's like, just, you know, name it, motherfucker.
It's not Scrooge McDucket.
I'm fucking owning this shit.
I make it right in here.
So, yeah, I told you we won't stop.
Yeah, yeah, I told you we won't stop.
So in between making it rain, the stipulations are as such.
He has to make this business fly, which is the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
The unsinkable, what are they calling?
The unsinkable Hindentanic, I believe.
Right.
Which is just, it's a big blimp with a house underneath it.
It looks like a chili pepper when it's a play.
Yeah, it looks like an old football.
It's like a chili's advertisement.
And he's, so he has to make this thing fly, and he's got to get people to come and, you know, use it as transit.
And that's going to be the successful business.
So he gets there, he brings his butler.
What's the butler's name?
Did anyone get to read on this butler?
I forget.
Oh, I forgot.
It's a dog.
That's all I know.
Yeah, fuck a dog.
You serve that duck.
By the way, the dogs are like a subspecies.
Oh, yeah.
Because everyone who's hard up for a buck is a dog.
It's a weird segregated society.
This dog is about to kill people for McDuck.
Right.
On, like, more than one occasion.
Because he's, he's like been taken in by the duck and he will fight for tooth and nail to stay with the duck in that
palace. Meanwhile, you got the
Beagle boys
who are out there can't get a fucking working
class wage. So they're forced to
start robbing banks.
Exactly. And do you blame them? I don't.
I say the whole system's a fraud.
It's this duck oligarchy, dude. That's
all it is. Vival revolution
or something.
I was trying to think of one, but I didn't.
So, here's the thing.
If you don't recall from the
cartoon,
And this was something
I didn't remember
because I watched it as a little boy
But like
Scrooge McDuck
Is the biggest asshole
And he's cheap as shit
Which I also didn't remember
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
It's a Scottish joke
That's the thing
Are they famous cheap?
Yeah that's like an old thing
Is it a famous stereotype?
Yeah like Scottish people are cheap
That's why both him and Glamgold
Although in the comics
The comic strip
That this is based off of
originally glumgold was south african but they they were like
oh boy yeah that would have been tough wow
that's probably what Walt Disney would have wanted
look we have to make this cartoon the way Walt would have wanted it
we all know how we felt about that I don't just don't think that we want to bring
duck apartheid into this it's already there though
duckberg is already there yeah it's already happened
but it was a nice another fun accent to do
I don't know, maybe Scottish, too.
So they're both Scottish, which is, you know, famously cheap, whatever.
And, yeah, they get this business going, but in Scrooge McDuck's famous cheapery,
instead of hiring a professional crew to fly this Blimp restaurant, he just hires his family.
You know, he enslaves this family.
I don't know anyone's getting any money.
Oh, they're working.
They're working.
The dog butler is just like, oh, sir, I don't think this person.
turkey, it'll fly at all. He's like, do you know how fucking close you are to getting fired
right now? He breaks and he snaps at this dog butler.
Besides, I mean, this is also like a death trap. It's named after the two worst disasters
of the time, right? You know, you know what? That flit heart's an asshole. That's
gum gold, fuck him. I don't care if this is a death trap. I'm getting in the air and then we'll
see what's what. Do you think he's willing to die in the face of having a failed business?
No, but he's willing to let everyone else.
You know, he's got like a jet pack or something stashed away.
Don't worry about him.
He's got a Gundam.
Do not worry about Scrooge McDuck.
He's got, so we cut to, like, news is going around the town.
Glumgold's pissed off, so he decides to infiltrate.
And there's a glorious swan duck.
Swan Song.
Swan Song.
It's just Sunset Boulevard.
Yes.
And her butler quacks, who's a pig, by the way.
I don't remember there being pigs in this show.
I didn't remember it either, but he stripped of his pig name, his swine heritage, and given a duck name, dude.
Yeah.
He's just called quack.
So he's just there, like, helping this old duck on.
And she's doing this like, well, of course I don't need a ticket because everyone remembers me as a movie star.
Nope.
Instead, she has to pretend to be a, like, medical patient who's getting a beak transplant.
This is disgusting.
And here comes this mummy.
Why would you...
This is a luxury cruise liner.
What are you talking about?
Medical transport.
Get this guy on a plane.
Get a cruise McDuck's helicopter.
But this guy, it's disturbing because this guy's got no mouth.
It's really gross.
And so that's how she like stows away, I think.
We also get, you know, because kids, here's the thing.
This is a show for kids.
Yep.
You know what kids love?
Carl Sagan jokes.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Out the end.
What is it, Carl Segander is his name?
Oh, probably.
It is actually Carl Sigander, don't know.
Carl Sligander, who?
Yep, Carl Slegander, Frank Welker.
Of course.
Are you serious?
I saw the name in the credit, too.
He's doing Professor Carl Sligander.
Why not?
Why not?
More than one.
This, like, drunk pilot that Scrooge hires, he's, Frank Welker is also captain.
Oh, the moron who makes them get lost.
Captain Farley Foghorn.
Welker has a vault like Scrooge McDuck.
He does. He swims around in a pile of money.
Lucky dime.
He's got a lucky dime from this time this guy, like, was like,
hey, kid, give me a funny voice or I'm going to kill you.
He's like, I don't know.
I could do daffy duck, I guess.
He definitely liquidated at least $5 million into pennies.
And just put him in like, I don't know, some swimming pool somewhere.
Was it some stupid family guy joke,
where someone tries to do the Scrooge McDuck dive
and they just like break their neck.
What's that from?
That sounds like a stupid family guy.
Think of the most obvious joke there is.
It's a family guy, Jones.
Or Ted too now.
Oh, my God.
Now in theaters.
By the way.
Did you see it?
Yeah.
Dude, tell him what Mark Wahlberg gets covered in.
Oh, Seaman.
Yeah, well, that's all over.
Wait, Tom Brady's?
No, but they do like spend a lot of time talking about his penis.
Like it's rampant cock humor
That's what you want
So we're in the air
This like drunk pilot is there
Well because Launchpad gets fucking fired
In front of everybody
Oh man
It's humiliation
This guy is a dormat
To the McDuck Empire
Launchpad is doing this thing
Where he's writing this guy
He's supposed to write Hindon Tannic
He writes Hindon Panic
And you know fucking Scroo's like
You know what worthless shit bag
You're done
You're through
And he's like
But I just
just want to fly your planes. It's Mr. McDee. Oh, man. Mr. McDee. You know what? That shortening of
an adult's last name to just the first initial. Oh, and it's all because of the Fonz with the
misdecy. I hate that shit. It's fucking Mr. McDuck.
And you know what? He doesn't correct him as much as he should. Let me just say that.
You're going to go and you're going to hold a tray on my fucking blimp.
He makes him a janitor
He does and he goes
Oh, Mr. McDee, this is humiliating
This is like
Cleaned up
This guy's got a pilot's license
He saved your life
Countless time
He'd take a bullet for you
Launchpad
Well here's a question
It's Scrooge Mac Duck, right?
And launchpad Mick Quack
Oh, do you think that's why?
A Scottish Irish situation?
Oh, I don't know, dude
There's a bad blood there maybe
Yeah
The Klansman
Well, I don't know.
I don't know about that.
Oh, is the butler's name Duckworth?
What?
Isn't the butler's name Duckworth?
It's another dog, dude.
What is going on?
You know what?
That's why the Beagle boys went to jail
because they wouldn't change their names
to the Feather Boys.
Right.
We're Beagles, motherfucker.
Listen, it's time to honestly
break down the society and rebuild.
Dude, this is just rock.
Is corrupt as shit?
It is.
It's called fucking Duckburg.
How could a fucking dog get a fair shake in a place called Duckberg?
And heaven forbid if you're a pig.
I think that's why there's only one left.
Because this old lady's being nice to it.
And you ain't you, Louis, you're like,
Oh, boy, a pig got on our plane.
You're in the wrong fucking cabin pig.
A shocka, shabak, Uncle Dono.
It's like a fucking E-Walk these things.
I hate these fucking voices so much.
They're cruel.
I never noticed.
Until today, how terribly annoying this was.
Because everyone as a kid sounded almost like that.
You're totally right.
So it didn't sound too different.
It's just so terrible.
They were all voiced by a lady named Russie Taylor.
She also did Webigail Vanderquack.
A.K.A. Frank Welker.
Yes.
I was going to say it was a pseudonym for Frank Walker.
A pen knob de plume.
Actually, this picture of her on IMDB looks like she could be related to Frank Welker.
Sure. So, I mean, I don't know. Like, shit's just started going wrong, right? Because it's the fucking
Hind and Tannic and nothing can go right. Who saw that coming? And, and also, you have no, the pilot is drunk. You've got no fucking engineers on this thing because you're so goddamn cheap. Yeah, it's a disaster. It's a disaster waiting to happen. The Bellboys are Huey Dewey and Louie. And they're not seeing a dime. Guaranteed. And you also have like quack and Tarranty.
Filming, like, everything because he's going to make a movie out of it.
Yeah, I don't know who that director is really supposed to be referencing.
It's 1987. I think it's just supposed to be like a general rando Hollywood.
He's got a mustache and a beret because it's like a director stereotype from 1905.
It's also like very loosely like a latent life groucho Marx kind of like when he'd be on like the Dick Cavitch show.
Yeah.
Like it kind of looks like that.
little bit. But also
so Scrooge McDuck isn't going to
shell out money to hire like a
crew to pilot this thing. But you better
believe he's hired some
a literal lounge lizard
to be like singing
these tunes cruning
people in the dining room or whatever.
You know what prioritize this shit? You need
people to fly this thing. It's a
giant balloon filled with hydrogen.
Put the guy named launch pad
in a pilot scenario.
The man's names. I just don't
understand how you don't know that
shit. Well, he's forced.
He's thrust into that later, right?
Because the propeller stops working.
Thank God you got this
guy to save your life again.
Save your business. And the drunkard can no longer
do it anymore. Oh yeah. The pilot
jumps out of the plane
and parachutes to safety.
Well, what's weird is they're like, oh, no,
it's an asteroid field
or something.
Meteor shower, which is just as irregular, by the way.
The world would stop.
Does this happen to Duckburg a lot?
I don't know, but there's like pink chunks of shit falling from the sky all of a sudden.
That's, you know, it's probably the world of ducktails, like the earth is about to hit that cataclysm.
And these rich, greedy old white ducks won't fucking pay for science advancements and progress.
Dude, I read something yesterday, funny enough.
About Rich White Ducks?
Oh, yeah, dude.
No, about how, like, NASA is trying to get people hip to this idea of, like, hey, we might want to think about this one that's kind of coming soon.
Hashtag hey, give a shit.
Yeah.
No, totally.
They're talking about, like, how some, like, some factions of scientists want to, like, send a nuke in it, like, fucking Armageddon or Deep Impact.
Oh, and the other ones want to land on it?
Drill? No, the other ones, because what the other party says is like, if you blow it up, it might not blow up big enough, like Deep Impact, actually, and it'll still fuck things up. But what these other people want to do is just gently push it off course so it misses Earth. And it's some aliens problem. But you read things like that, dude, and you're like, wow, we could just go at any second. Sure. Why not? So anyway, this plane could go at any second, or this dirigible, excuse me.
Yes. Are we in a Mario Brothers situation? Is this a world evolved to ducks? Is that what's going on?
Yep, I think so.
Yeah, I believe so. That's what we're going.
Instead of humans. The only time they ever encountered humans was on that drug special we covered on this show.
Oh, yeah. When Huey and Dewey Lewis saw the kid that had reaffir madness.
So what happened are the real humans? Like when they were Neanderthals, like the ducks just like bashed all their heads in?
Yeah, the ducks took over. Dound them, I think. Dound them all.
Drown them good. Then they fucking put a collar on all.
the dogs.
Oh, dude, Scrooge McDuck as
Robert Durst?
Yep. I killed them all, of course.
I was going to say, I thought you were going to say,
Scrooge McDuck as Michael Fossbender.
Oh, then he goes to Mrs. Beakley.
What's the lady saying?
Mrs. Beakley, I think.
Mrs. Beakley, goes to Mrs. Beakley's house
and shoots her in the fucking head.
She knows about what.
happened 25 years ago
and then Mrs. Beakley's alternative
son with earrings
later finds out that
this dude that he was friendly with
actually probably killed his mom
and he noticed these letters both
misspelled duckbirds
with a U instead of an
email
Scrooge McDuck's
taking a piss on the candy counter
at a CBS checkout
He's definitely done that
Probably yell that I could buy and sell all you
Yeah he goes now clean it up
He kills his big neighbor in Galveston, Texas
Got away with it too
Because he had all that duck money
He turned him into barbecue
It's not even a he's not even a duck
What does it matter?
I mean so shit's going wrong
This thing's going down in flames
It is and like
Oh fucking glom gold's dressed like a sheik
Oh right he sneaks on
It's a stowaway. It's your favorite.
It's my fucking least favorite trope in anything.
He's wearing sunglasses, but also has like the duck bill glasses as well.
It's like, you idiot.
And his name's like Atukafook from fucking something or other.
And it's real bad.
Oh, it's not carbamia from Transformers, but it's bad, whatever it is.
I think Casey Kaysa was scheduled to be on the episode.
He's like, well, fuck that.
Oh, no.
Looks like we got a carbamia case all over.
over again for the last fucking time clean up these cartoon scripts good night and good luck
so at one point i don't remember where this comes into the logic thread but they're like
hey uncas scrooge you know what rises hot air so they just start a fire in the middle of
this dining room is this not also when they called the fat uh duck woman
over to balance out the ship.
Yes. They're like, oh, you get the back fatty.
God.
Just his grab on to this.
It's like the Lord of the Flies.
Dude, he is such an abusive employer.
It's not even funny.
And now the Hollywood guy is starting to film all this madness because it's like,
whoa, fucked up shit's happening.
Well, he's like the cameraman in a found footage movie.
He's like, I got to keep filming.
You're like, why?
Well, because it's Frankenstein's army.
Oh, man, that movie can eat a whole river of farts.
Oh, it's a dog shit movie.
I turned it off.
Turn it right off.
And launch pad is out on the side of the plane trying to fix it.
He's like, ah, whatever you want, Mr. McDee, thanks for promoting me from janitor.
Hey, Mr. McDee, if I get us out of this jam, you think I can finally get some health insurance for my family?
And then he gets hit by the meteor shower, and it's like Peter,
Weller right before
he'd be gone with
Robocop.
Okay.
When he gets shot to death?
When Clarence Bodiger
gets...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, he just gets riddled
with meteors.
I was like, where are you going
with this?
I thought you were going to talk
about naked lunch.
So,
yeah,
he's just trying to get this thing
going and whatever.
He kind of saves the day.
He does.
Yeah.
The fucking flaming pile
they make in the middle
of this plane doesn't do a whole lot of
goddamn good.
No, just
idiot ducks.
Also, why can't they fly?
Get out and fly out.
Yeah, that's the thing.
Well, I think this goes to your theory
about duck evolution.
Oh, they've evolved that.
Right, so they don't do that anymore.
Oh, wow, that's a shame.
That's why they need to have launch pad to fly
helicopters and dirigible's all over the place.
So, yeah.
No gyro duck in this
and no Beagle Boys. I was a bit disappointed.
I was happy not to see Duncan, that fat
idiot. Oh, I hated Duncan.
Duncan was the worst.
but um gyro duck was like later in the show and it was a real like let's make a spin-off situation
even though it didn't happen like every episode gyro's getting him out of some jam because he was
robocop he was robocop and it was a thing where it was like every time he appeared on this show
it was a backdoor pilot yeah yes exactly and they just kept kept him hanging on and then went
and made dark wing duck instead i guess did dark wing duck ever appear on yeah he was he there was another
I was like, oh, hey, Dark Wing Duck.
His launch pad was on there. He was number two.
Yeah, thank God they just took him away.
Yeah, he was like, you know what? I think I could make money in some other city.
Like actual cash.
Yeah, he's got to go work for a criminal.
A vigilante.
You can't get a fair shake out of this quote-unquote respectable business man.
Did Darkwing Duck take place in Duckburg, though?
I don't remember.
Yeah, it's been a while. That might be a stay tuned on 80.
Sure, why not?
Duck them.
Duck them.
Nothing is sacred, you know?
No, of course.
Why would it be?
So they crash into an iceberg, of course.
Ardy.
R.R.
Because that, you know, hundreds of people lost their lives that way.
That's funny.
Yeah, it's really tickling my ribs.
I mean, this is 1987.
You still had some of those survivors alive.
Yeah, exactly.
Come on.
Oh, oh, my little grandchildren.
Let's watch this duck tails.
What?
Oh, it's motherfuckers.
I'm going to write a stern letter to Walt Disney himself.
Uh, Joey, Tommy, why is a grandfather crying upstairs?
We watched him doctors.
It was hilarious.
You know the mystery they never...
I can still see their faces in the water.
Hey, Grandpa, was it this funny when you were on the Titanic?
The Titanic just arrived.
Speaking of stupid things, nobody wanted.
Yeah, so that's it.
Oh, the biggest ridiculous ending, though,
is so all this happens.
And remember, that guy's been filming all of this.
Sure.
Cut to the movie premiere of this guy's documentary of this tragedy.
Well, because Glamgold comes out as like,
oh, you fucking lost, you dumb.
duck and he's like
he owe me a billion bucks and scroo's like
who cares
I can wipe my fucking duck ass with that
totally he pulled it out of
the front of his pants
and just threw it out actually they're not
none of them are wearing pants by the way you don't wear pants
it's a cultural thing
um
he's just like whatever
do the dogs wear pants
the butler does right
the blanche does have pants
tbh yeah that's true
do the beagle boys the beagle boys have
pants they got like gray sweatpants
maybe it's like
it's a classist thing
like the poor people have to wear
pants that could be and then the rich
people just like I don't care
I'll wait my dick in your face
I'm a rich little duck
watch my ass
I can do
anything I want because who my dad is
do you know who my fucking father is
I guess it would be
grandfather in this case
Yeah, or whatever.
Well, no, they're all Uncle Scrooge, Uncle Donald.
Their father's fucking dead.
I don't know who the father is, but he's Uncle Scrooge and Uncle Donald.
There's no father.
Wow.
That's crazy.
Last name's McDuck.
You know, I said, love me.
Ducks.
You need me to fucking smell it for you.
I can buy and sell your.
you know you know these goddamn little assholes are given someone a dressing down like that
oh you know it dude starting with that dog butler and miss beakesley oh yeah oh beaksley's
gotten a new full it's not your fucking name on this building
duck what did you just call me here hey get back here i'm louie you motherfucking ass all
It's fought to be named sure
I can have you killed
I stand to inherit that entire vault
I don't know something stupid happens
Is a movie premiere
They're all dressed to the nuns
Right that's the thing is that's how they were able to turn a profit on it
Because it became a successful
movie of Scrooge's
disaster. Yeah. Yeah,
it's just... So how is that a win?
It's the footage of the Hindenburg,
basically. It's America,
Andrew. The rich can't fail.
We won't let them fail. We can't let them
fail.
Oh, man.
Was anybody embarrassed watching this?
Incredibly. Yeah, I mean,
I just kind of... I guess I
remember this show being smart for some
reason or something, like...
Or at least... Funny.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
I mean, the problem is all the jokes are, like, it's Sunset Boulevard jokes, it's Titanic jokes, it's Carl Sagan jokes.
Who is that for?
Who is that for is the question?
The writers, I mean, I assume it's the 90-year-old, the guys who just think like, I'm going to get him with this one.
And, like, it just doesn't work.
I was incredibly embarrassed to watch it.
I don't know.
I was like, I don't remember half the voice.
like yeah i didn't know that scrooge mcduck was scottish you didn't know scrooge mcduck was i didn't
i knew glumgul like was there's there dumb kids out there i just remember a voice i don't
remember anything about it like and rewatching it was just like oh my god it all sucks and
those three kids are annoying as piss yeah you know i really loved the show growing up yeah and
you know going back it's like you know maybe it doesn't hold up it was pretty uh yeah it was
pretty embarrassing also just because of how dumb the plot was i was a little disappointed in this
duck adventure yeah i was embarrassed man and i was sadly embarrassed because i loved this i will say
this though anyone out there who um buys like like the online downloadable video games they
redid the duck tails game with like better graphics how is that it's fun as hell it's the same
game it's the exact same game but just like beefed up graphics was that was a great game
It was a really great game
and the download's pretty cool too
This is terrible
And I don't think I forgot about you
Mother fucking full-length movie of this shit
You're coming on to We Hate Movies Prime
One of these days
You're your podcast don't make money
Sally Mae doesn't think you're funny
Oh man
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Oh, I should mention that we are doing a listener request month again.
So we'll be doing animation request month again.
We'll probably be pumping this on Twitter.
But yes, please write into the mailbag.
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The cutoff will be August 18th.
Just any, what the rules are as follows.
please send a link
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as well or work. Just let us
know where it is so we can find it. We can't
buy DVDs. We're not doing that. Let me just
say, and I don't mean to
drop a little
hint here or anything.
I just want everybody to know that there was a
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure cartoon.
It does exist
and that's all I wanted anybody
to know.
That's all. Your name, all your email
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