We Hate Movies - S5: Animation Damnation #18 - DuckTales

Episode Date: July 10, 2015

On the season finale of Animation Damnation, the gang's all here to analyze the horrendous social inequality in Disney's DuckTales! How were the ducks allowed to take so much power over the dogs and t...he nearly extinct pigs? Why did those little ducks think starting a massive fire in a dirigible was a good idea? And what was with that duck mummy? PLUS: The guys all try on Huey, Dewey, and Louie impressions! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This was probably my favorite cartoon as a kid growing up. All day, every day. I haven't seen a second. of it in probably 19 to 20 years. Do you want to talk about like a quarter of my life and where it's been wasted? We're talking
Starting point is 00:00:39 about the fast food restaurants? No, we're talking about the video game. Oh, oh. Based on this. Yep. Hours upon hours. Oh, Duck Tales game. Yes. Days upon weeks upon months. Chris Cabin, when you put the
Starting point is 00:00:53 quarter in, it goes into Scrooge McDuck's vault. It's like a I do know that I didn't care I was an addict, Eric, you don't understand this. This is why at the end of the show
Starting point is 00:01:07 we ask were you embarrassed watching this? And I think I know what the answer is going to be. All around the horn probably. That Scrooge McDuck's an asshole, huh? He's a shit. Yeah, no, he's a real big asshole.
Starting point is 00:01:21 I didn't remember him being such a fucking monster. I think I remembered it a little bit but he's like a lovable monster. He's like, oh, you're, you're... It's like when you... It's like Gordon Gecko. It's like you...
Starting point is 00:01:35 If your grandpa says something racist or something. Like, oh, grandpa. Yeah. He's a lovable shit heel. Welcome to animation damnation. I'm Andrew Juppin. Alongside the whole gang, Christopher Cabin, Eric Siska and Stephen Sadek. We're talking, of course, about duck tales.
Starting point is 00:01:54 The episode... Woo! Life is like a hurricane, motherfucker. Oh, big time. And it's coming right at you. and hit you in waves. You're going to be ready for it. Your 30s are like a hurricane.
Starting point is 00:02:08 You've got no money. Make the rent or sleep on the street. It's your choice, yeah. Middle class is dead. It's all an oligarchy. You're to create worth shit. See, because it's all fucking family names. you're not a mick duck you're not mick shit you ain't shit in this town yeah the episode in question
Starting point is 00:02:37 is the uncrashable hindantanic it's a real classy name too soon for both man originally airing december the eighth nineteen eighty seven uh yeah real class act title disney you fucking scumbags that's like uh it's uh duck tails you know that episode uh 9-11 oh cost It was a fucking great one. It was a classic episode. I remember that one. I replay that one. It's like the Mr. Plow Simpsons episode.
Starting point is 00:03:11 It's the best of them all. You know, that one episode they did there, Camer Rouge Hurricane Katrina. So this episode is about Scrooge makes a bet with Glumgul where he's going to start any business. And he says he can make any business make money. It's a million dollar bet In 1987
Starting point is 00:03:33 In duck dollars I don't know what duck dollars is exactly It could be like yen It could be not that much money It's yak hair It's strands of yak hair The yen's doing all right Right
Starting point is 00:03:45 Maybe it's more like the Chinese yuan Yeah Yeah I think that's what Steve man Sure Sure No it's like a fucking $5 bill in Greece
Starting point is 00:03:56 I was once on the train Because we live in a very Greek neighborhood And there's this dude Like on the phone with his wife Very Greek guy And it was all during the turmoil happening in Greece And he was like I don't care
Starting point is 00:04:12 Take the passports and you burn them I don't think it's that dire yet You can hold on to that I mean if you want to hide them under a mattress put him in a book maybe fine I don't know what damage are they doing I don't know I think that guy might have done it or something
Starting point is 00:04:32 done it he was the economic platicalism that hit Greece yeah so I mean I guess apparently like Scrooge just got burned on some tire sale that went wrong or something no he didn't get burned
Starting point is 00:04:47 Glunggul got burned wanted him to get burned and then he turned it into a swing yeah he's the episode's starts with glumgoal like jerking off in his car because he thinks he's flying in front of the mcduck mansion because he thinks he's finally he's finally got scrooge in it right where he wants him because he's like i just sold mcduck a useless lot of tires let's see him turn a profit on that and like he stops
Starting point is 00:05:18 jerking off and he looks out the window of the car and he's turned the tire piles into like tire swings and sold them to this entire neighborhood. But I just know, I can't stop thinking about what it must have been like the original deal. He just comes up in this used truck full of tires and he just dumps them on his lawn. And I guess this is just like, I don't think that this is the first time Scrooge and Glungold have done this
Starting point is 00:05:44 where it's like, I bet you can't make money on that. Like, that's how these maniacs have fun. Exactly. A bunch of sickos. The only thrill left, right? See if you can make this. turn a profit. It's not just about turning a profit, it's about besting other
Starting point is 00:05:58 millionaires. Just for the shit of it, too. See you at the sex club, McDuck. When we watch that hamster get his, get stepped on by a pair of high heels. In Duckburg, there's definitely eyes wide shut type of shit.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Oh, yeah. You know it. You know it. The password is Fidelio. Oh, sorry. It's got to be a duck version. McFedella quack It's definitely
Starting point is 00:06:28 Fideliquack dude That's how you get into the Dugberg orgies Sidney Paul quack is there Dude Dom goose I bet you That's where Donald is most of the time
Starting point is 00:06:44 Wait wait wait wait Chick hole kidman They're all there That girl needed to die I'm sorry She's a nobody I don't know what you're getting so upset about And then he takes the most expensive McDuck cab ride from the city out to the suburbs.
Starting point is 00:07:06 I've got masks on. They're all duck masks, though. They all have bills. Darwin Duck. Oh, he's the leader of the whole thing. Darkwing Duck, sorry. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, yeah, he's getting it.
Starting point is 00:07:19 So, like, I don't know, like he gets, he's like, oh, yes, spoiled me this time, Scrooge. But I bet you, I bet you a million dollars. You can't make money on this venture. It's like, just, you know, name it, motherfucker. It's not Scrooge McDucket. I'm fucking owning this shit. I make it right in here. So, yeah, I told you we won't stop.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Yeah, yeah, I told you we won't stop. So in between making it rain, the stipulations are as such. He has to make this business fly, which is the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, The unsinkable, what are they calling? The unsinkable Hindentanic, I believe. Right. Which is just, it's a big blimp with a house underneath it. It looks like a chili pepper when it's a play.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Yeah, it looks like an old football. It's like a chili's advertisement. And he's, so he has to make this thing fly, and he's got to get people to come and, you know, use it as transit. And that's going to be the successful business. So he gets there, he brings his butler. What's the butler's name? Did anyone get to read on this butler? I forget.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Oh, I forgot. It's a dog. That's all I know. Yeah, fuck a dog. You serve that duck. By the way, the dogs are like a subspecies. Oh, yeah. Because everyone who's hard up for a buck is a dog.
Starting point is 00:08:38 It's a weird segregated society. This dog is about to kill people for McDuck. Right. On, like, more than one occasion. Because he's, he's like been taken in by the duck and he will fight for tooth and nail to stay with the duck in that palace. Meanwhile, you got the Beagle boys who are out there can't get a fucking working
Starting point is 00:09:00 class wage. So they're forced to start robbing banks. Exactly. And do you blame them? I don't. I say the whole system's a fraud. It's this duck oligarchy, dude. That's all it is. Vival revolution or something. I was trying to think of one, but I didn't.
Starting point is 00:09:20 So, here's the thing. If you don't recall from the cartoon, And this was something I didn't remember because I watched it as a little boy But like Scrooge McDuck
Starting point is 00:09:31 Is the biggest asshole And he's cheap as shit Which I also didn't remember Oh yeah Oh yeah It's a Scottish joke That's the thing Are they famous cheap?
Starting point is 00:09:42 Yeah that's like an old thing Is it a famous stereotype? Yeah like Scottish people are cheap That's why both him and Glamgold Although in the comics The comic strip That this is based off of originally glumgold was south african but they they were like
Starting point is 00:09:58 oh boy yeah that would have been tough wow that's probably what Walt Disney would have wanted look we have to make this cartoon the way Walt would have wanted it we all know how we felt about that I don't just don't think that we want to bring duck apartheid into this it's already there though duckberg is already there yeah it's already happened but it was a nice another fun accent to do I don't know, maybe Scottish, too.
Starting point is 00:10:27 So they're both Scottish, which is, you know, famously cheap, whatever. And, yeah, they get this business going, but in Scrooge McDuck's famous cheapery, instead of hiring a professional crew to fly this Blimp restaurant, he just hires his family. You know, he enslaves this family. I don't know anyone's getting any money. Oh, they're working. They're working. The dog butler is just like, oh, sir, I don't think this person.
Starting point is 00:10:53 turkey, it'll fly at all. He's like, do you know how fucking close you are to getting fired right now? He breaks and he snaps at this dog butler. Besides, I mean, this is also like a death trap. It's named after the two worst disasters of the time, right? You know, you know what? That flit heart's an asshole. That's gum gold, fuck him. I don't care if this is a death trap. I'm getting in the air and then we'll see what's what. Do you think he's willing to die in the face of having a failed business? No, but he's willing to let everyone else. You know, he's got like a jet pack or something stashed away.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Don't worry about him. He's got a Gundam. Do not worry about Scrooge McDuck. He's got, so we cut to, like, news is going around the town. Glumgold's pissed off, so he decides to infiltrate. And there's a glorious swan duck. Swan Song. Swan Song.
Starting point is 00:11:47 It's just Sunset Boulevard. Yes. And her butler quacks, who's a pig, by the way. I don't remember there being pigs in this show. I didn't remember it either, but he stripped of his pig name, his swine heritage, and given a duck name, dude. Yeah. He's just called quack. So he's just there, like, helping this old duck on.
Starting point is 00:12:08 And she's doing this like, well, of course I don't need a ticket because everyone remembers me as a movie star. Nope. Instead, she has to pretend to be a, like, medical patient who's getting a beak transplant. This is disgusting. And here comes this mummy. Why would you... This is a luxury cruise liner. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:12:30 Medical transport. Get this guy on a plane. Get a cruise McDuck's helicopter. But this guy, it's disturbing because this guy's got no mouth. It's really gross. And so that's how she like stows away, I think. We also get, you know, because kids, here's the thing. This is a show for kids.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Yep. You know what kids love? Carl Sagan jokes. Oh, yeah, dude. Out the end. What is it, Carl Segander is his name? Oh, probably. It is actually Carl Sigander, don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Carl Sligander, who? Yep, Carl Slegander, Frank Welker. Of course. Are you serious? I saw the name in the credit, too. He's doing Professor Carl Sligander. Why not? Why not?
Starting point is 00:13:12 More than one. This, like, drunk pilot that Scrooge hires, he's, Frank Welker is also captain. Oh, the moron who makes them get lost. Captain Farley Foghorn. Welker has a vault like Scrooge McDuck. He does. He swims around in a pile of money. Lucky dime. He's got a lucky dime from this time this guy, like, was like,
Starting point is 00:13:31 hey, kid, give me a funny voice or I'm going to kill you. He's like, I don't know. I could do daffy duck, I guess. He definitely liquidated at least $5 million into pennies. And just put him in like, I don't know, some swimming pool somewhere. Was it some stupid family guy joke, where someone tries to do the Scrooge McDuck dive and they just like break their neck.
Starting point is 00:13:56 What's that from? That sounds like a stupid family guy. Think of the most obvious joke there is. It's a family guy, Jones. Or Ted too now. Oh, my God. Now in theaters. By the way.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Did you see it? Yeah. Dude, tell him what Mark Wahlberg gets covered in. Oh, Seaman. Yeah, well, that's all over. Wait, Tom Brady's? No, but they do like spend a lot of time talking about his penis. Like it's rampant cock humor
Starting point is 00:14:24 That's what you want So we're in the air This like drunk pilot is there Well because Launchpad gets fucking fired In front of everybody Oh man It's humiliation This guy is a dormat
Starting point is 00:14:37 To the McDuck Empire Launchpad is doing this thing Where he's writing this guy He's supposed to write Hindon Tannic He writes Hindon Panic And you know fucking Scroo's like You know what worthless shit bag You're done
Starting point is 00:14:48 You're through And he's like But I just just want to fly your planes. It's Mr. McDee. Oh, man. Mr. McDee. You know what? That shortening of an adult's last name to just the first initial. Oh, and it's all because of the Fonz with the misdecy. I hate that shit. It's fucking Mr. McDuck. And you know what? He doesn't correct him as much as he should. Let me just say that. You're going to go and you're going to hold a tray on my fucking blimp.
Starting point is 00:15:19 He makes him a janitor He does and he goes Oh, Mr. McDee, this is humiliating This is like Cleaned up This guy's got a pilot's license He saved your life Countless time
Starting point is 00:15:33 He'd take a bullet for you Launchpad Well here's a question It's Scrooge Mac Duck, right? And launchpad Mick Quack Oh, do you think that's why? A Scottish Irish situation? Oh, I don't know, dude
Starting point is 00:15:46 There's a bad blood there maybe Yeah The Klansman Well, I don't know. I don't know about that. Oh, is the butler's name Duckworth? What? Isn't the butler's name Duckworth?
Starting point is 00:15:59 It's another dog, dude. What is going on? You know what? That's why the Beagle boys went to jail because they wouldn't change their names to the Feather Boys. Right. We're Beagles, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Listen, it's time to honestly break down the society and rebuild. Dude, this is just rock. Is corrupt as shit? It is. It's called fucking Duckburg. How could a fucking dog get a fair shake in a place called Duckberg? And heaven forbid if you're a pig.
Starting point is 00:16:27 I think that's why there's only one left. Because this old lady's being nice to it. And you ain't you, Louis, you're like, Oh, boy, a pig got on our plane. You're in the wrong fucking cabin pig. A shocka, shabak, Uncle Dono. It's like a fucking E-Walk these things. I hate these fucking voices so much.
Starting point is 00:16:46 They're cruel. I never noticed. Until today, how terribly annoying this was. Because everyone as a kid sounded almost like that. You're totally right. So it didn't sound too different. It's just so terrible. They were all voiced by a lady named Russie Taylor.
Starting point is 00:17:04 She also did Webigail Vanderquack. A.K.A. Frank Welker. Yes. I was going to say it was a pseudonym for Frank Walker. A pen knob de plume. Actually, this picture of her on IMDB looks like she could be related to Frank Welker. Sure. So, I mean, I don't know. Like, shit's just started going wrong, right? Because it's the fucking Hind and Tannic and nothing can go right. Who saw that coming? And, and also, you have no, the pilot is drunk. You've got no fucking engineers on this thing because you're so goddamn cheap. Yeah, it's a disaster. It's a disaster waiting to happen. The Bellboys are Huey Dewey and Louie. And they're not seeing a dime. Guaranteed. And you also have like quack and Tarranty.
Starting point is 00:17:48 Filming, like, everything because he's going to make a movie out of it. Yeah, I don't know who that director is really supposed to be referencing. It's 1987. I think it's just supposed to be like a general rando Hollywood. He's got a mustache and a beret because it's like a director stereotype from 1905. It's also like very loosely like a latent life groucho Marx kind of like when he'd be on like the Dick Cavitch show. Yeah. Like it kind of looks like that. little bit. But also
Starting point is 00:18:20 so Scrooge McDuck isn't going to shell out money to hire like a crew to pilot this thing. But you better believe he's hired some a literal lounge lizard to be like singing these tunes cruning people in the dining room or whatever.
Starting point is 00:18:36 You know what prioritize this shit? You need people to fly this thing. It's a giant balloon filled with hydrogen. Put the guy named launch pad in a pilot scenario. The man's names. I just don't understand how you don't know that shit. Well, he's forced.
Starting point is 00:18:51 He's thrust into that later, right? Because the propeller stops working. Thank God you got this guy to save your life again. Save your business. And the drunkard can no longer do it anymore. Oh yeah. The pilot jumps out of the plane and parachutes to safety.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Well, what's weird is they're like, oh, no, it's an asteroid field or something. Meteor shower, which is just as irregular, by the way. The world would stop. Does this happen to Duckburg a lot? I don't know, but there's like pink chunks of shit falling from the sky all of a sudden. That's, you know, it's probably the world of ducktails, like the earth is about to hit that cataclysm.
Starting point is 00:19:35 And these rich, greedy old white ducks won't fucking pay for science advancements and progress. Dude, I read something yesterday, funny enough. About Rich White Ducks? Oh, yeah, dude. No, about how, like, NASA is trying to get people hip to this idea of, like, hey, we might want to think about this one that's kind of coming soon. Hashtag hey, give a shit. Yeah. No, totally.
Starting point is 00:20:04 They're talking about, like, how some, like, some factions of scientists want to, like, send a nuke in it, like, fucking Armageddon or Deep Impact. Oh, and the other ones want to land on it? Drill? No, the other ones, because what the other party says is like, if you blow it up, it might not blow up big enough, like Deep Impact, actually, and it'll still fuck things up. But what these other people want to do is just gently push it off course so it misses Earth. And it's some aliens problem. But you read things like that, dude, and you're like, wow, we could just go at any second. Sure. Why not? So anyway, this plane could go at any second, or this dirigible, excuse me. Yes. Are we in a Mario Brothers situation? Is this a world evolved to ducks? Is that what's going on? Yep, I think so. Yeah, I believe so. That's what we're going. Instead of humans. The only time they ever encountered humans was on that drug special we covered on this show. Oh, yeah. When Huey and Dewey Lewis saw the kid that had reaffir madness.
Starting point is 00:21:00 So what happened are the real humans? Like when they were Neanderthals, like the ducks just like bashed all their heads in? Yeah, the ducks took over. Dound them, I think. Dound them all. Drown them good. Then they fucking put a collar on all. the dogs. Oh, dude, Scrooge McDuck as Robert Durst? Yep. I killed them all, of course. I was going to say, I thought you were going to say,
Starting point is 00:21:28 Scrooge McDuck as Michael Fossbender. Oh, then he goes to Mrs. Beakley. What's the lady saying? Mrs. Beakley, I think. Mrs. Beakley, goes to Mrs. Beakley's house and shoots her in the fucking head. She knows about what. happened 25 years ago
Starting point is 00:21:45 and then Mrs. Beakley's alternative son with earrings later finds out that this dude that he was friendly with actually probably killed his mom and he noticed these letters both misspelled duckbirds with a U instead of an
Starting point is 00:22:03 email Scrooge McDuck's taking a piss on the candy counter at a CBS checkout He's definitely done that Probably yell that I could buy and sell all you Yeah he goes now clean it up He kills his big neighbor in Galveston, Texas
Starting point is 00:22:23 Got away with it too Because he had all that duck money He turned him into barbecue It's not even a he's not even a duck What does it matter? I mean so shit's going wrong This thing's going down in flames It is and like
Starting point is 00:22:38 Oh fucking glom gold's dressed like a sheik Oh right he sneaks on It's a stowaway. It's your favorite. It's my fucking least favorite trope in anything. He's wearing sunglasses, but also has like the duck bill glasses as well. It's like, you idiot. And his name's like Atukafook from fucking something or other. And it's real bad.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Oh, it's not carbamia from Transformers, but it's bad, whatever it is. I think Casey Kaysa was scheduled to be on the episode. He's like, well, fuck that. Oh, no. Looks like we got a carbamia case all over. over again for the last fucking time clean up these cartoon scripts good night and good luck so at one point i don't remember where this comes into the logic thread but they're like hey uncas scrooge you know what rises hot air so they just start a fire in the middle of
Starting point is 00:23:34 this dining room is this not also when they called the fat uh duck woman over to balance out the ship. Yes. They're like, oh, you get the back fatty. God. Just his grab on to this. It's like the Lord of the Flies. Dude, he is such an abusive employer. It's not even funny.
Starting point is 00:23:58 And now the Hollywood guy is starting to film all this madness because it's like, whoa, fucked up shit's happening. Well, he's like the cameraman in a found footage movie. He's like, I got to keep filming. You're like, why? Well, because it's Frankenstein's army. Oh, man, that movie can eat a whole river of farts. Oh, it's a dog shit movie.
Starting point is 00:24:17 I turned it off. Turn it right off. And launch pad is out on the side of the plane trying to fix it. He's like, ah, whatever you want, Mr. McDee, thanks for promoting me from janitor. Hey, Mr. McDee, if I get us out of this jam, you think I can finally get some health insurance for my family? And then he gets hit by the meteor shower, and it's like Peter, Weller right before he'd be gone with
Starting point is 00:24:44 Robocop. Okay. When he gets shot to death? When Clarence Bodiger gets... Yeah. Yeah. Like, he just gets riddled
Starting point is 00:24:52 with meteors. I was like, where are you going with this? I thought you were going to talk about naked lunch. So, yeah, he's just trying to get this thing
Starting point is 00:25:01 going and whatever. He kind of saves the day. He does. Yeah. The fucking flaming pile they make in the middle of this plane doesn't do a whole lot of goddamn good.
Starting point is 00:25:11 No, just idiot ducks. Also, why can't they fly? Get out and fly out. Yeah, that's the thing. Well, I think this goes to your theory about duck evolution. Oh, they've evolved that.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Right, so they don't do that anymore. Oh, wow, that's a shame. That's why they need to have launch pad to fly helicopters and dirigible's all over the place. So, yeah. No gyro duck in this and no Beagle Boys. I was a bit disappointed. I was happy not to see Duncan, that fat
Starting point is 00:25:36 idiot. Oh, I hated Duncan. Duncan was the worst. but um gyro duck was like later in the show and it was a real like let's make a spin-off situation even though it didn't happen like every episode gyro's getting him out of some jam because he was robocop he was robocop and it was a thing where it was like every time he appeared on this show it was a backdoor pilot yeah yes exactly and they just kept kept him hanging on and then went and made dark wing duck instead i guess did dark wing duck ever appear on yeah he was he there was another I was like, oh, hey, Dark Wing Duck.
Starting point is 00:26:11 His launch pad was on there. He was number two. Yeah, thank God they just took him away. Yeah, he was like, you know what? I think I could make money in some other city. Like actual cash. Yeah, he's got to go work for a criminal. A vigilante. You can't get a fair shake out of this quote-unquote respectable business man. Did Darkwing Duck take place in Duckburg, though?
Starting point is 00:26:31 I don't remember. Yeah, it's been a while. That might be a stay tuned on 80. Sure, why not? Duck them. Duck them. Nothing is sacred, you know? No, of course. Why would it be?
Starting point is 00:26:43 So they crash into an iceberg, of course. Ardy. R.R. Because that, you know, hundreds of people lost their lives that way. That's funny. Yeah, it's really tickling my ribs. I mean, this is 1987. You still had some of those survivors alive.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Yeah, exactly. Come on. Oh, oh, my little grandchildren. Let's watch this duck tails. What? Oh, it's motherfuckers. I'm going to write a stern letter to Walt Disney himself. Uh, Joey, Tommy, why is a grandfather crying upstairs?
Starting point is 00:27:21 We watched him doctors. It was hilarious. You know the mystery they never... I can still see their faces in the water. Hey, Grandpa, was it this funny when you were on the Titanic? The Titanic just arrived. Speaking of stupid things, nobody wanted. Yeah, so that's it.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Oh, the biggest ridiculous ending, though, is so all this happens. And remember, that guy's been filming all of this. Sure. Cut to the movie premiere of this guy's documentary of this tragedy. Well, because Glamgold comes out as like, oh, you fucking lost, you dumb. duck and he's like
Starting point is 00:28:10 he owe me a billion bucks and scroo's like who cares I can wipe my fucking duck ass with that totally he pulled it out of the front of his pants and just threw it out actually they're not none of them are wearing pants by the way you don't wear pants it's a cultural thing
Starting point is 00:28:25 um he's just like whatever do the dogs wear pants the butler does right the blanche does have pants tbh yeah that's true do the beagle boys the beagle boys have pants they got like gray sweatpants
Starting point is 00:28:41 maybe it's like it's a classist thing like the poor people have to wear pants that could be and then the rich people just like I don't care I'll wait my dick in your face I'm a rich little duck watch my ass
Starting point is 00:28:57 I can do anything I want because who my dad is do you know who my fucking father is I guess it would be grandfather in this case Yeah, or whatever. Well, no, they're all Uncle Scrooge, Uncle Donald. Their father's fucking dead.
Starting point is 00:29:16 I don't know who the father is, but he's Uncle Scrooge and Uncle Donald. There's no father. Wow. That's crazy. Last name's McDuck. You know, I said, love me. Ducks. You need me to fucking smell it for you.
Starting point is 00:29:37 I can buy and sell your. you know you know these goddamn little assholes are given someone a dressing down like that oh you know it dude starting with that dog butler and miss beakesley oh yeah oh beaksley's gotten a new full it's not your fucking name on this building duck what did you just call me here hey get back here i'm louie you motherfucking ass all It's fought to be named sure I can have you killed I stand to inherit that entire vault
Starting point is 00:30:21 I don't know something stupid happens Is a movie premiere They're all dressed to the nuns Right that's the thing is that's how they were able to turn a profit on it Because it became a successful movie of Scrooge's disaster. Yeah. Yeah, it's just... So how is that a win?
Starting point is 00:30:45 It's the footage of the Hindenburg, basically. It's America, Andrew. The rich can't fail. We won't let them fail. We can't let them fail. Oh, man. Was anybody embarrassed watching this? Incredibly. Yeah, I mean,
Starting point is 00:31:00 I just kind of... I guess I remember this show being smart for some reason or something, like... Or at least... Funny. Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean, the problem is all the jokes are, like, it's Sunset Boulevard jokes, it's Titanic jokes, it's Carl Sagan jokes. Who is that for? Who is that for is the question?
Starting point is 00:31:19 The writers, I mean, I assume it's the 90-year-old, the guys who just think like, I'm going to get him with this one. And, like, it just doesn't work. I was incredibly embarrassed to watch it. I don't know. I was like, I don't remember half the voice. like yeah i didn't know that scrooge mcduck was scottish you didn't know scrooge mcduck was i didn't i knew glumgul like was there's there dumb kids out there i just remember a voice i don't remember anything about it like and rewatching it was just like oh my god it all sucks and
Starting point is 00:31:54 those three kids are annoying as piss yeah you know i really loved the show growing up yeah and you know going back it's like you know maybe it doesn't hold up it was pretty uh yeah it was pretty embarrassing also just because of how dumb the plot was i was a little disappointed in this duck adventure yeah i was embarrassed man and i was sadly embarrassed because i loved this i will say this though anyone out there who um buys like like the online downloadable video games they redid the duck tails game with like better graphics how is that it's fun as hell it's the same game it's the exact same game but just like beefed up graphics was that was a great game It was a really great game
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Starting point is 00:33:15 Oh, I should mention that we are doing a listener request month again. So we'll be doing animation request month again. We'll probably be pumping this on Twitter. But yes, please write into the mailbag. We all hate movies at gmail.com. The cutoff will be August 18th. Just any, what the rules are as follows. please send a link
Starting point is 00:33:37 to the episode you want. It has to be on YouTube or has to be on Netflix or Hulu as well or work. Just let us know where it is so we can find it. We can't buy DVDs. We're not doing that. Let me just say, and I don't mean to drop a little hint here or anything.
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Starting point is 00:34:10 why you want to do an episode, and a link to the episode. And as of August 18th, we'll find a good one. Maybe one or two. Probably do two. And those will be airing in September when we hate movies returns to the airwaves. Until then, I'm Andrew Jupin. Chris Cabin. Eric Siska. Stephen Seda. Take it easy.
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