We Hate Movies - S5 Ep180: Buried Alive

Episode Date: November 25, 2014

On this week's episode, the latest #WHMLRM comes to an end as the guys discuss the totally insane Frank Darabont thriller, Buried Alive! What is with that guitar twang? Did that sheriff just ask Tim Matheson out on a date? And what is William Atherton doing to those fish? PLUS: Coming this summer - Fat Inception. Buried Alive stars Tim Matheson, Jennifer Jason Leigh, William Atherton and Hoyt Axton; directed by Frank Darabont. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Hey, gang, don't forget our special WHM programming announcement that we first announced last week, but we want to keep reminding you of it until this thing actually happens. It's really important. It's super important. And it's Q. It is Q. December 9th, Tuesday, December 9th, we are dropping an episode on something as of this recording date we still have not seen. And that is, jingle all the way to starring Larry the Cable Guy.

Hey Diarrhea Shuck it So we were doing The last plug The 50-50s I'm like What might appear in this episode

Oh right So Eric you didn't get to do one So what are you wagering Will probably be In the movie Jingle all the way too I don't know Him condescending

To some random retail worker Probably Right like Like what do you mean You don't got that Yeah I'm gonna throw this one in there. I didn't say it came to me

as I was leaving last time actually. It's replacing a turkey that he's lost. Yes. I think that's probably in there. I would say there's a 50-50 shot. He makes a pit stop at a mall food court. Yeah, at least one. I mean, maybe, oh, you know what he could be

doing is he might be like taking the sample trays over as his meal. Oh, thanks very much, Chinese lady. And he like goes over with all the little sesame chicken samples. Just And he's, like, taste testing because he doesn't know which one is which. He's like, oh, that's sesame chicken. Oh, that's your own fat chicken.

Also, him commenting on something being made in the USA or not. Oh, yeah, that's probably. It's probably in there, I would think. Oh, there's so many possibilities for things that can happen. Here's the thing. I assume, right, because it's a jingle all the way to, and, like, it's clearly creatively bankrupt. So it's just going to be him telling his idiot kid that he's going to get a toy. And then, you know, it's the plot.

of jingle all the way. I don't know any, I don't know what it's actually about. You think there's, maybe there's an actual Santa Claus that shows up at some point. Oh, yeah, actual Santa Claus versus Jim Belushi pretending to be a Santa Claus. What's the over under on Jim Belushi cameo? Because listen, folks at home, I have stayed away from the IMDB listing. I don't know anything. I don't want to know

any of the secrets. I don't want to, I don't want to ruin this. I would say it's 30 to 40% possible. Yeah. I don't think it's that highly possible. Yeah, I wanted to be in it, but I had to do the voice acting on that Dorothy's return to Oz movie last year. I'm more expecting Sinbad, frankly. And I'm going to be more disappointed

if he's not there. I'm going to be really let down if Sinbad's not in some way in this movie. Well, here's the thing, though. Would Sinbad still be working for the post office all these years later? Because this is... Maybe he shows up at the end as the postmaster general

and be like, look, Larry, look what got lost in the mail. It's that Turbo Man 9,000. Oh, man, if it's still going on about a turbo man, probably not. Well, I mean, this really is. I mean, we're playing the imitation game here. There's so many variations that we can't really put into our brain. We need Benedict Comberbatch to build us a giant machine to figure out what's going to be and jingle all the way too.

Just because we don't want to look on the fucking website. But until then, December 9th, mark your calendars. When you wake up Tuesday morning, Christmas is coming early. all four of us will be on the episode jingle all the way to December 9th get ready hello I'm Andrew Jupin

Eric Siska Chris Cabin and we hate movies We hate movies Hello, everyone, welcome to the program. Thank you for tuning in, as always. If you are new to We Hate Movies, you're catching us in the last week

of what has been another very successful listener request. So first and foremost, thank you again to everyone. I know we've been doing this all month for all the calls. You've either had a call, make it to air, which is four of you out of literally hundreds. But you know what? don't sweat it you've inspired us we can tell by the volume of some of the requests you know let's say

2015 probably gonna do the mothman prophecies and i was i was gonna say that you know it it is good that you know we get all these uh causing because they do become episodes right down the road right but i also another happening is like well what about the guy like that we just ignore the movie like every year he's every time he's calling in and he's like man you got to do i don't know fucking, you know, eraser head. Well, listen, we've said it before. We're not doing a racerhead. That's a great movie.

Yeah. That only happened one time. It was one person that called in. It was like two years ago that was like, you know what you should really take to task? Eraserhead. Okay, I guess more like Fantastic 4-2. Well, what's going to happen with that is eventually we're going to ignore another call down the line by this guy. Steve's going to be shot dead in the street. Yeah, it's definitely ending in a grisly murder.

Hey, Saneck! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, totally unrehearsed. We just did that. Oh, my God. That was beautiful. It's nice to know we have similar visions of what would transpire if Steve was assassinated in the street.

Yeah, he would definitely pull one of those. He would definitely pull that Lee Harvey Oswald face and he's like kind of thrown up his hands a bit like slightly like, I'm going to bat away the bullet. I want to defend my life, but not that much. Yeah, exactly. He knew, he knew, you know, deep down he knew he knew he had it coming. It's coming anyway. Here we go. Yeah, it's here. I think you would appreciate it not being drawn out

because we all know that Steve Sadek would kill himself in a horror film. Exactly. He would get right to it. He would cut to the chase. Well, yeah, I mean, it's before a big, long trial where he's probably going to jail. He's probably like, oh, thank God. Yeah. Oh, thank you. And thank you to all the people who have called once again.

So this final call was a fellow named J.C. in Seattle who had this to say. Hey, guys. My name's J.C. I'm from Seattle, and I've just been busting the request of the movie buried alive. It's a 1990 made for TV thriller, and it's like we hate movies who wish it into existence. It's got dog acting. It's got house hiding. It starts Jennifer Jason Lee from Fast Times, William Matherton from Ghostbusters, and Tim fucking Matheson. It starts a little crazy, but by the end, it's just bonkers. Check your email for tips on where to find it, and please have a good time with Buried Alive. Thanks, guys. so we thought we'd take a look at this and great googamuga this movie buried alive from 1990 directed by the walking dead's frank deribon this got him the shawshank redemption like that's after this he does one like video like thing like i think it's a short or something and then he's directly into the shashank well you know this movie isn't outright terrible it's kind of like pulpy and noirie it feels like a like a ec comics

Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? This could be like a Tales of the Crypt. Yeah, it most definitely feels like the Cryptkeeper could be introducing this movie. You all loved him in the animal house. Now watch him manipulate his own house. This also is like partially like Hider in the house too, by the way. Yeah, a little bit.

In the second half, yes. Yeah. So, yes, this movie is Tim Matheson and Jennifer Jason Lee. As J.C. explained. They were an unhappily married couple to say the very least. Well, you would think that, except for Tim Matheson is walking on clouds this whole fucking, the first half of this movie at least. It's so annoying. It's that kind of annoying that we were kind of talking about last week with Lloyd Braun.

He's this kind of like, nothing can hurt this guy. Everything's bouncing off him. Steve said like water off a duck's back. That's what it's like, like she could go up to him and be like, hey Tim Matheson, I hate your dirty construction worker guts. and he'd be like well you know what we'll talk about that after dinner well it's like he he dragged her back to his his hometown in rural wherever yeah she's it's it's all unspecified except like they were new york based right i because he says something about like i didn't like leaving you i thought it was i didn't like leaving you in new york to drive 2,000 miles back here i thought it was new york regardless city living that's all the difference between all we were in the city and now we're right they really trying to drive home like this is like this quaint country town but there's always these shots with palm trees in the background

so I'm like wait wait so I just imagine this is the Florida Panhandling and I mean there's and their house and I mean my God their house like it's on a big hill oh yeah it's beautiful they got some property no neighbors no that's you know what

that's what you call Andrew Jupin's dream house highlight the no neighbors part you can do any manner of crimes any manner. It'd be a real house of horrors. Nobody would hear you. This actually reminded me a little bit of

Gone Girl to talk about a recent film. Because it's like... You're totally right. It's like you bring the girl to the country and trouble happens. So, yeah, so Jennifer, Jason Lee is kind of just like a stay-at-home lady.

They don't have kids. They're trying to have kids. Very important. You should mark that down. But also, she has some kind of... Oh, no, because I thought... She's not going away on business. She's going to meet her girlfriend at the beginning of this, right? Right.

She says she's, quote unquote. Yes, she's going on like a shopping trip or something like that. By the way, this movie opens with some of the greatest, and I underlined greatest, twang guitar, like ever. Let's hear a little bit of this. because that's the greatest shitty music ever oh my god i love it it's like the end of the law and order theme where it's just the guitar like bough bam it's like whatever like studio musician recorded that law and order theme song like the rest of the band finished playing and then darrell just took it a couple bars further that's what this is and you know when i hear this kind of music like

scoring a film it just says to me like well we had no other ideas Like twangy guitar Like what is twanging guitar doing in this like domestic thriller horror movie? I think it's just setting it's setting this tone that it's like you're in the country now, boy. But like Palm Tree Country like you said, it's so weird. I have no idea where this movie takes place. Maybe it's you're in Republican California now, boy. That might be.

That's a possibility. It's the O.C. I mean, well the thing is is that I feel like it's you bring that out, you bring that sound. I usually am thinking like either it's a really like erotic, you know, I'm cheating on the wife kind of deal. Like a zondali type movie. That twang does it for me as well. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. And then like, but this, and also it could be like a grizzled like, oh man, get ready.

This is the fucking dirt of. Right. You're like working in a mine. Yeah. Like that's what this is. Hard scraping, you know, justified kind of shit. Again, though, not a domestic horror movie. Like that's, it's just, it's out of place.

one of my favorite parts of this movie happens early on and it's when the sheriff of this town pulls over Tim Matheson to essentially ask him out on a date which is the absolute best thing ever so like Tim Matheson is like oh I'll drive home and meet my wife and we'll have lunch together

or something like that and you know she's like oh great you're coming home well kill me God damn it why are you coming here and he gets pulled over and the sheriff's like You know, and, you know, we know nothing about these people, right? It's like the first few minutes of the movie. You know, not a lot of people around these parts worth damn to go fishing with.

And I'm like, oh, oh, they're best buds. Wasn't that clever? And the way this sheriff looks, folks at home, it's like Beaufortee Justice. It's just the fattest, countryest sheriff you could ever imagine this bolo tie. It's Hoyt Axton from Gremlins Papa Gremlin I'm Papa Gremlin He's uh yeah he's the fat dad from the Gremlin

Who's responsible for all the havoc in those poor people's lives I just got a fucking image of a head of a gremlin with a big white beard Right like a Popper Smurf I immediately went there too thinking about this little smurf village full of little Grimlins Yes eat after night you want to eat after night Just do it let's all get in the pool do it uh yeah so it's it's hoide action he was also like a country

singer he's been in other things well was he the twang do you think he scored the movie oh um no no yeah i'm gonna go no on the hey hoit you want to uh get on this guitar here for us no no i yeah i would but uh figures too fat these days my uh the twangin days are behind me now i'm uh i'm more about the tang like these buffalo wings over here for he is I get a couple of bars out on the old mouth harp. That mouth harp is a chicken bone. Where'd all the cornbread go?

Where'd you go? Craft services built for this movie through the roof due to one person. And then he's like, you bring her back, I want to talk to that. I want to talk to her about where that cornbread went. I have my contract right here. He definitely yelled at someone on the set.

Oh, he yelled at a couple people. Probably slapped Frank Deribon around a couple of times. First time making a movie, eh, boy? Guess what? I was in Gremlins. You're talking to Papa Gremlin, boy. It's how show business works. Now, you feed me or I punch you in the mouth. I don't even

remember... I don't care if it's after midnight. It is Sam, right? His name is Sam. The sheriff is Sam. And it's very important that I bring up Tim Matheson's name. Clint Goodman. It's an actual name. Clint Goodman. Write it down.

We'll fix it later. We'll just as a placeholder name. I love Clint Eastwood. And this is the hero. So he's the good man. So Jennifer Jason Lee in this movie's obnoxious. I don't know when it was. She finally, like, dialed it back.

But I feel like she plays a lot of these annoying characters, like kind of like stuck up, you know, really like easy to anger kind of a person, whining all the time. I mean, it is kind. I mean, she's gotten much better, I think, over the years. but like that has that spent her type for a while is the easily like annoyed type it's just annoying

since fast times I mean fast times she was like all you know ooh everything's new but like you know then she's in this and she's in shortcuts and it gets and then of course like Greenberg type stuff

where she gets really dark so William Matherton in this movie is he doing a Troy McClure thing with these fish can we talk about that? for a second. So it's like

we have, the opening scene is basically like Tim Matheson and Jennifer Jason Lee like they have this really awkward lunch and he's like, I'm going fishing with the sheriff later. She's like, that's cool. I hate your rotten guts. I'm going to go to the city.

And then we cut to William Atherton and he's like got this like kind of nice looking house. Like he's a little more like cosmopolitan, I guess. And he's like, oh my pretties. oh my pretty baby girls and I'm like what's happening and you realize he's talking to the fish tank

and I was like oh no Troy McCleur's the fish thing that's how country this movie's trying to force it down your throat is everything about this movie has to do with fish oh I'm going fishing with the sheriff oh I'm making love with fish I guess

but no I think that's kind of the thing right is poison is derived from fish right but the good man in the movie right literally good man he's just going fishing he's just having a fish with law enforcement. But the city boy, he's fucking the fish. He's getting poison out of the fish.

They're a bunch of science with them. Oh, them. Them preverts love science. So, yeah, yeah. So, I mean, the whole thing here, everybody, is that he has pulled toxin out of these fish, kind of like the blowfish thing, but these fish that are in the movie aren't blowfish.

No, there's, you know, fish. Some kind of fish. Some kind of fish that you know how, and like, The guy turns out to be, he kind of wants to be a drug dealer. He sounds like he wants to be a professional drug dealer. He wants to push pills on celebrities. You know what?

Lucrative business. It is a very lucrative. I don't, you know, I don't knock his business plan necessarily. It's genius. But so he's doing all that. And then on top of this, he's this fish genius who knows how to pick this fish out, get the right gland, take out the poison, process it correctly. I want to know where this guy learned to do this because you know what, pre the internet. This is college stuff.

You have to go to college to learn unless you get a really good book. Do you think he flunked out of marine biology because like the head of the department realized he was using marine biology stuff for like evil. Cynical and that's why he's going out for the celebrities. They were like, you know what William Atherton? Like you're kicked out of this marine biology school

because we know what you're doing. You keep asking questions about extracting poison from sea animals. And you killed like five dolphins. Yeah. You get kicked out so quick for that stuff. Sexually killed. sexually killed them. You sexually killed that dolphin?

It can happen. That's why his nickname in college was Blowhole. Yep. That's why. But he wants to do, he features this line about he wants to open that a clinic in Beverly Hills to work with these celebrities

and movie stars. Yeah, and she's stoked because she wants like city life again. Yeah, so I think that confirms that the city may in fact be Los Angeles. Right. Yeah, you're right. So I'm, so yeah, we're figuring out where this is, slowly but surely. California something or other. Right.

But thank God we ruled out the Florida panhandle. Yeah. That's, I think that's coming up on, uh, jingle all the way to. You're, uh, not wrong. I'll say that. And again, I don't know if you're right because I haven't seen it, but you know what? You're not wrong. It feels right.

So, so this is what we have set up is Tim Matheson literally named good man going to fish with the sheriff. If she goes to William Mathington's pad and they start getting down and that's when he like approaches or, you know, he he proposes the plan. You know, all you got to do is put this in his drink. It'll simulate a heart attack, you know, and that's it. And then we can run off together, baby. And then the crip keeper comes out of the corner and it's like, is everyone paying attention? And then just goes back off screen again. Yeah, I mean, it ends up only simulating a heart attack, but the idea is this will kill him.

Right. And it's like he'll die. And then, oh, the other thing, the important detail here, I mean, this is as convoluted as an EC comic or like a weird film noir or something. Right. The other thing is Tim Matheson owns this construction business, which is why they're out there. He's trying to get this business up and running. And some other dude has been offering to buy this business from him. And Jennifer Jason Lee's all pissed off like, hey man, why don't you just sell this business? We can have a ton of money and then go do something else. A million and a half dollars in 1990. That is quite a chunk of-o-chaid. Yeah, it's a lot of fucking money. Easily, easily.

And, you know, so he's like, no, no, no. He doesn't want to do that. So she's understandably pissed off. So this is like, not only where you get life insurance, you can sell off this business. We'll open that clinic, baby. You know, so that's the EC Comics thing to it. And like, Tim Matheson is just off in like ignorant bliss. Yo, it's La La Land.

and him and him and lloyd brawn are hanging out together in the beginning when the uh before she even leaves to meet william atherton yeah they have this lunch at home and like he's eating like it's kind of gross he's eating cold steak with his hands yeah oh god this is uncomfortable not from the eating this scene is uncomfortable because she's like you're grossing me out because you're a fucking pig she's like uh you ever uh you ever uh you ever hear of a fork yeah uh them's the city words hon he he instead he Instead of being like, why are you giving me shit, I'm just eating this steak here. Instead of that, he's like trying to make a cutesy. Oh, yeah, he does like that, rah, rah, and like tries, like chewing on it like a dog. I'm a monster. Nom, num, num, num, num, numb, num, not. Like, she hates your guts, man, don't you see it? She gives him a good, like, that's hilarious.

You know, I mean, it's terrible what, what her and this doctor try to do. But honestly, this guy is terrible. That's what's funny about this movie. I'm like, yeah, do it. Poison him, please. These kind of people, I can't stand. It annoys me. He noises the piss out of me until he becomes a murderous maniac. Spoiler alert.

A bit of a spoiler alert. So, yeah, he goes fishing, and it's a really useless, like, it's a little bit of an exposition trainer. I guess in this case, they're on an exposition boat because we're in the middle of a lake. But it's like, like, the fat sheriff's like, you know, we're best friends and I kind of raised you and you can talk to me about anything. that is even though I know it's none of my business and he's like that's cool my life's horrible and it's like that's kind of it

it's like my life's horrible but things will get better hold on there sonny the the ship is sinking this was a bad idea I had a big breakfast admittedly that was a poor decision I ran out of worms I've been shooting the fish and one of them bullets got away from me and hit the bow

shot right through the boat Before we sink, I want to level with you. I did eat those worms. The dirt, too. I mean, I could have picked the worms out and eating them one by one, but I thought just do the whole cup. Normally I let the fish eat the worm, and then I eat the fish, so it's sort of like I still got that worm.

You know what I'm saying? It's called dieting. I skip breakfast two, so breakfast one was fine, but I skipped breakfast too. We're going to have to go back to the bait and back. Ever since I saw that Lord of the Rings, I always wanted to have them second breakfasts. I've been trying to live a hobbit lifestyle. Seems very healthy. I always wanted hair on my feet.

I was going to, ah, alternative joke. I was going to say, already got the hair on my feet down. One step closer to be a hobbit. I bet he does have that down. So, so let's get right to it. She's like, listen, Willie Mathetton, that's a little too much for me, man. I'm not a murderer, you know? But he's like, you know what?

He's like, it's like he's like selling her a car. He's like, well, you know what? Take the poison. Just take it home. Think about it. sleep on it. And, you know, tomorrow if you want to kill your husband, just, you know, go ahead and do it. And so

she's home and it's this, she really does give it an honest grade A USA college try. Right. Kind. No, no. This is. All right. Kind of. I might argue with you.

Well, no, because he... No, this is great restraint. He comes home. He comes home. And she's already been like, nah, and throws the poison in the garbage, right? And we see like some of the poison. She dropped a little bit of it on the floor. She, like, a little bit of it's, like, dripping out into

the garbage can. Yeah, some paper towels. And, and, William Atherton has stated, make sure you give him all of it. So now that's stuff spilled, keep in mind, everybody, she no longer has all of it. So he comes home from fishing, and he's like, hey, honey, got about

12 pounds of bass. We're going to be eaten for weeks. And I'm like, I hate your rotten soon to be dead guts. God, just swam fish every night. Just eat a bunch of swamp fish. Here, clean it. Yeah. Exactly.

So she's like, I'm upstairs, and he goes upstairs, and there she is in some lingerie. And it's like, she's like, oh, do you think dinner can wait? And I was so, so hoping he was like, well, you know, honey, I am actually pretty hungry. But, you know, instead, you know, he goes forward. He's like, oh, yeah, I can wait. And they, you know, they get down to some lovemaking, you know. Well, because she was thinking about murdering him, nothing but four hours ago. Right, but I think, but this is what I was saying about one last college try, because it's like, let me see if I can turn this around.

Right. You had to try this carnal pleasure, and if that doesn't work, you always got murder. Right. So, so then they have a bunch of, you know, they have a bunch of dirty sex, right? Oh, it's so filthy. And then he cut to, she's downstairs cooking a steak, and he's like, what about all those fish I caught? And I was like, you know what? That's it.

Kill him. Kill him right now. You're making a big juicy delicious steak and he comes in and starts whining about this gross swamp fish. First of all, it's not a big juicy steak. It's about the size of paper. It's like really thin like. It cooked down. It was like it's what I imagine like a Salisbury steak is after before you deep fried.

It's like that thin a cut. Well, it's not hamburger like. Well, no, no, no. But like it's a, it's a shitty grocery store $4 steak. I do want to take you through. just how quickly she changed their mind back to killing this man. Yeah. Because it is like a light switch.

It is insane because she's, they're downstairs, they're getting ready for dinner. She's pouring some wine. He's like, okay, I'm going to do a little work while you're making it. So up until this moment, she's like, I'm done. I'm not going to kill him. I'm just going to, you know, wait out. You got this great house. You know, this is a fine life for me.

Oh, because by the way, other detail, sorry to cut you up, but other detail, William Atherton basically says, if you're not going to do this, you know, I don't want to keep sneaking around his back like we're done with yes so so he goes into his and like he's like I'm going to go do some woodworking now you've been living with this man for quite some time so I imagine you know are they clearing I don't know what is backing up out there this stupid city anyway what you know it's great is New York City is like another character on the show yeah it always comes in and says annoying shit while we're trying to talk yeah so you've been live with this guy for how many

years. And I'm pretty sure you know he works with wood most of the time. Yeah, it's pointed out to us, oh yeah, he's a good woodworker. I've taught him everything he knows about woodworking, says Papa Gremlin. He just rebuilt that boat. I just put a hole right through it. I sat down

on the lake and I went ride through. He rebuilt it before it sank. That's how good he is with woodwork. Extra two by fours. I've never seen it in my life, to be honest with you. But, okay, so he goes into this garage and he starts It's using the buzzsaw. And that's what convinces her to kill him.

Dude, this buzzsaw is not on for three seconds, and she switches back to it. You know what? I am going to kill him. She, like, puts down the cooking utensils. She's like, nope, runs to the garbage can, gets the poison out, and dumps it in the wine glass. Buy a Walkman. You're rich. You're rich.

I'm sorry. You are rich. Right. It is a mansion, basically. It's a huge house. Buy a Walkman and some headphones and be done with it. Yes. or get a hobby other than screwing the local physician.

That is also not a bad note. Probably. I'm not saying you shouldn't, but get something in addition to. Exactly. You know what? Some cross stitch and screwing the local physician. I think you got to balance it out a little bit. In your situation, you want to have a backup backup plan.

So cut to him just going through this steak, like just jamming the silverware into this thing, chewing with his mouth open. This is great. This is great. I really love being married to. It's fantastic. Just going through this steak, I wanted to throw up. I love steak.

I wanted to throw up. I was like, you don't deserve that steak. I don't feel like I'm being eerily hated at all. I'm wrong. And it's like, she's just sitting there like, Hey, like pick up on a signal guy. Yeah. Well, she's worried because he does the old switcheroo.

Oh, right. He grabs the wine glasses off the counter. He's like, oh, wine, great. What a special night. And now she's in this terrible position where it's like the princess bride. Yeah. She doesn't know where the poison is. Yeah, totally.

So she's just kind of sitting there and he's like, of course he has to do this, right? He's like, you know what, honey? The steak's great. I want to propose a toast. And I'm like, of course you do. It's a random nothing Wednesday. Of course you have to propose it. You didn't want to read the paper.

Yeah. See, now you're really understanding why she wants to kill him. I'm sure every other Wednesday it's a toast. I'm sure every dinner at the table of the table. You're toasting something. Toasting that the sun came out with this guy. And she's just sitting there like, nah, I kind of have a headache. And he's like, no, honey, come on.

Humor me. And like, picks up the glass. And it's just like a to you. And I was like, oh, oh, man, dude. You were the worst. Just ignorant. Just ignorance, top to bottom. How the guy, I mean, I could feel it through the TV, right?

I could feel the tension through the TV. How this character. is not like, you know, there's something wrong with my wife right now. This woman who I live with every day, like, I can tell something's off. Maybe I should stop being such an in-your-face idiot. If your wife answers a phone call from you, much like she answers a phone call from a bill collector. Exactly right. This is not a good place to be in your life.

You know what? Find old Betsy or whoever you had, you know, whoever you dated in high school. You're back in your hometown. Find one of them. date her. You can date her and be done with it. Find the high school sweetheart, because clearly Tim Matheson, this is not working. You're exactly right, Chris. When your wife

picks up the phone and says hello and you're like, hi, honey, and she goes, the equivalent of oh, it's you. Now, yeah, if she says that, she may be using fish ovaries juices to try and poison your wine. Yes, so be wary whenever this

happens. So it starts happening. This starts, it kicks in. He, oh, oh man this is it's a conscream it's the worst way to do something like this he starts like feeling it and he's like oh well that's weird and then seconds later it's like and he squeezes this glass till it breaks in his hand and then he lets this rip And she's freaking out, and she's like, oh, no, it's happening. And she gets up and, like, backs away from him.

And he's, like, crawling on the floor, like, help me. Please help me. Don't call the police or 911 or anything like that, but help me. She should call 911 just to make it look convincing for the love of God. And you know what she does? Call William Atherton. But what she does before that is she starts yelling at him to just die already. Get away from me.

Just die. It's so bad. What happens if it doesn't work? Are you, yeah, are you out of your? mind. Look concerned. Dial 911. Listeners at home. If you are killing someone, follow those steps. Stay in character. Exactly. How about a little professionalism when you're trying to murder your spouse? I mean, this is ridiculous. All the world is a stage. Heck, you don't even, I mean, the guy is in a poisoned panic. You can press 8-1-1 for all I care. Yeah, he's not going to know.

He's not going to know anything. So you're just like, oh my God, he's here and he's dying. So come. and then immediately after he's actually dead, then you call 911. Exactly. And just calling William Atherton immediately. It's like if they ever look at this as a homicide, I know he's a physician, but they're going to be like,

are they fucking are they fucking need? And he's so stupid because William Atherton's like, and you started off by doing the right thing. You called your doctor. And I was like, no, no, no, no. That's not the right thing. No one calls the physician. They call 911.

And he doesn't even seem like a real doctor. He seems like, you know, one of these doctors that has a specialty or something, right? He doesn't seem like a, you know, small town. He's not a small town country doctor. Yeah. He's not. He doesn't even seem like I look at the guy doesn't read as a general practitioner. I could spot him out.

You know, this is what, it's a post suit plastic surgeon. Yeah. Oh, you're totally right. He's been ruined. Yeah. He's already on the lens. Some, some small town where all those small brains won't know the difference. Yeah, you're totally right.

Oh, he's just. just a nice young man that's all fancy dancing he got run out of Venice Beach on a rail

right and that's what it is ever since he created that lion woman you guys remember those stories about the lion woman yeah like a woman

who got plastic surgery and all sorts of stuff to like make herself kind of look like she had a lion face I think it was like just a byproduct of terrible plastic

it's just like oh she looks like a weird cat monster now there was also that dude who really wanted to be a lizard or something. Remember that guy? Yeah, and he forked his tongue and everything. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what? No. Dude, do you think he did that to his dick, too? Forced it? Forced it? Yeah, it's called a bifurcated penis.

I am sure he did, yes. I mean, he's like, can you make this look like the devil's tail? Look, you can have your heroes. You don't have to be your heroes. And lizards are your heroes. Exactly. You don't have to be them, nor do you have to be a lion. if you became your hero, then what is the purpose of that hero? Yeah, precisely. You're totally right. That dude may consider, you know what, that dude might be dead actually. I don't

know. Lizard man? Is he still kicking? I don't know. If you're listening right in. We all hate movies at gmail.com. Or just search the outskirts of Vegas because that's more likely where he roams. He lives

on top of a hot rock. He went to live with the gilas. So he passes out That's the end of Tim Matheson We cut to like everyone's at the house Well yeah Obviously the movie's called The question mark is getting bigger

And headed towards the screen right now And the Cripkeeper just comes back out And he's like It's getting closer And then just goes back So yeah So it's a lot of it's This movie because it's a TV movie

That aired on USA Network Like in 1990 It's got some great inserted commercial brakes so it's like he dies commercial break come back from commercial zipping up the body bag yeah got a lot of a perfectly situated commercial break cut it's right you go right from the pilsbury boy to the uh body bag exactly you go from a a commercial the gangs of new york you come back in from a commercial for uh usa up all night starring Gilbert Godfrey

Oh, did he host that show? If I'm, this might be a thing where my memory is ruining me again in public see me thinking ice tea got crucified in Johnny Demonic, but I'm pretty sure Gilbert Godfrey hosted that for a while because I think he hosted

the one that I originally saw that movie Nightmare Beach. Oh, yeah, very good. So yeah, the sheriff's like, oh, this is a real tragedy, blah, blah, blah. And William Atherton doing the worst cover-up job of all time. Well, also Sheriff Sam doing the worst police work of all time because there's a vial of poison

left out on the kitchen counter. Yeah. And it's just there and they don't even pick it like, they're not even looking for evidence. They're just like, yeah, they're just like, oh, he's dead. Oh, my, my fishing friend. My best friend of all these years. My fishing pal. Yeah. My son and fishing pal. What's that? Oh, now that's probably just a bile spice rub. I keep, I keep of several around my home.

I leave my tamaric in those things as well. Speaking of kitchens, seeing Sheriff Sam's home, which we see a little later on, is just amazing. The guy's got like a spoon collection, like all these little metal spoons hanging on his wall.

Oh, yeah. And man, does his house look dank? Yeah. Well, you know, it's just a simple country home. But him and his wife, getting a little older, I feel like they're in the early stages of becoming hoarders. I think that's what's going on in that house. Oh, it happens to us all.

I mean, a collection of spoons. What is it? The decrepit father from mouse hunt? Remember he's got the, no, he's got the fucking collection of spoons and the twine. So, yeah, I think the sheriff might be an honorary sheriff. I don't think he was ever any kind of actual policeman. Oh, Sam? No, no, no.

No, he's just been around forever. We just got, we thought he'd give the boy something to do. Yeah, exactly right. which is hilarious that he then gets sent out on like dudes dropping dead cases. Honestly, we put him on the bench outside of the precinct and we call him the lookout. And he was pretty happy with that.

He's just a figurehead. He just makes people feel happy. You know, now the judge hanging Judge Foster. Now that's the real law in town. So now we enter like contrivans corner once again. We're back to contriven's corner. And it starts in that kitchen. because, ah, man, so it's basically like William Atherton, the sheriff, and then there's this mortician or the coroner, rather, is there.

So Sheriff Sam puts his arms around these two dudes in like a huddle, and he's like, what do you think here, coronary? We need to do any kind of investigation here? And the guy is just like, well, no, I don't think so. And William Atherton's like, well, yes, and me as a doctor, I also don't think we need to investigate this matter what. whatsoever. And they're like, well agreed. No autopsy. Straight to the mor. Sheriff Sam's like, okay, Graham, I'm going to go watch my cartoons then. Well, Atherton plays this the best out of everybody because Will Atherton is like, well, you know what? Not really my place. I'll leave it up to this idiot coroner who I know doesn't really want to do any work. Yeah, you're totally right. And then the coroner is like, no, don't need to cut him open. When I have physical condition falls over from a heart attack in the middle. Yeah. Yep. It's so ridiculous. Chuck it up to, quote, just one of those things. There's also some line about how, like, the family is not going to pay for the, and I quote, pump and dump.

Yeah, so that's right, everybody. He's not being embalmed. And then, just so we can make this a little bit easier on the movie, they decide they're not going to pay much for a funeral. So they get a refurbished, cheap-ass-nothing coffin. so he can clearly punch out of it later. A question, how is, how, where do you get the refurbished coffin? Because this was definitely used. From the basement.

That's what he says. But it was, it looked like it had buried someone before. And then they, I think, I think here's what it was, right? Some time ago in this town, right, they were like, they were expanding the town line or something. And they're like, oh, we're going to put a new building in here. And they started digging the foundation. And they found like an old cemetery. Like from the Old West or something like that.

So they dug it up and they were like, hey, coffin surplus. What's the worst that could happen? Be haunted by Billy the Kid. Inventory is going to get a nice kickup today. I mean, and you're right, though, this coffin looks disgusting. But my favorite thing is when you actually get to the funeral scene, it looks gorgeous. Yeah, well, because it's one of those things. And this happens a lot with like coroners or rather like morticians in movies and stuff.

like it'll be like either in this movie a battered up coffin or like a horrible body and it's like well knuckle crack like guess i'll have to do my best work with this put a little elbow grease in spit shine that coffin he gets out like some putty and he's he's like shining up i'm like wait the guy that does the pump and dumps also sands coffins and stuff like woodworker oh i guess the town woodworker died yeah so now it lends to him Well, one less person to compete against in the county fair woodworking competition this summer. Clint actually made his own coffin for the event of his death, but unfortunately, his wife won't pay for it. We have the blueprints to construct this coffin that he specifically died.

It's immaculate. It's gorgeous. It's a woodworking miracle. That's the other thing. If I'm at this funeral, and I see this piece of shit, you know, two. where we're going to shut this guy in. You know what? I'm going to be like, why didn't you ask me for money? Yeah, seriously. Why didn't you? We're all community.

Clearly, there's a bunch of people at this funeral. That's a big turnout for this funeral. I think the whole town's there. Why wouldn't you just ask me for, what, the $100 to get a better casket? I mean, I don't know how much. It's slightly more than that. Yeah, but seriously, though, like, if I was at that funeral, I'd be like, that looks like shit.

You're sending this guy into the next life looking like that. It's worse than just a pine box. Why not just have a pine box? It's worse than a pine box. Now, okay, listeners at home, if you're going to do this to someone, you're going to inject them with the fish ovaries or whatever, you're going to want to cremate, okay? Yes, yep, go cremate.

Once he gets in there, even if he wakes up from the flames, it's too late, man, and they'll just keep going. It'll be done. Why did you think about this, man? We do get a tease, by the way, before the funeral and everything, because they're like, well, we'll put him in this garbage bag tomorrow. So he's just on the slab in a body bag and like the body bag twitches. Can you move his neck or something to that effect?

Also, another perfectly timed commercial break. Yep. Also, right before the corner like stops his autopsy, he does press the scalpel to this guy's flesh. Oh, right. It's about to happen. That's right. It's not caught off until the last second. it's insane and that is a little too close and he's about to do the pump and dump uh you know pump and dump is also a thing that's used uh it's an expression when women are using like a breast pump yeah for like nursing so that's what this is weird that they call it this in this movie it's also uh what a lot of people say their morning routine is oh my lord you know what i'm talking about the dudes of the world Yes. Hey, Chris, did you know what Eric was talking about?

I had a slight idea. Because Eric just wanted to make sure the room knew what he was talking about. Just so I'm clear. You meant go to a gas station and take a dump at their bathroom, right? Yes, of course. Because on my way to work, I want to have a full tank. I mean, it's important. Personally, I don't like to fill that shit up on my way home.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you just want to get home as fast as you can. Exactly. But in the morning, you know what? Go out for the pump. You know, I'm there. I've had my coffee, my brand muffin. Guess what?

Time for the dump. Well, the thing is, you have to look for the ones with the market attached or the mart, rather, attached, because I have the better ones. I actually prefer a filthy gas station. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, that's terrifying. I mean, it does have character. I give you that.

Exactly. There's a certain authenticity I enjoy about it. Like, if my rear is not tingling from the seat and it's, it's characteristics. If there's not a good chance you could get a virus. that could kill you. Yeah, you really like the thrill of it all. I love dangerously. Yeah.

The sheriff has a really bad line delivery. Not to backtrack too far, but it's at one point, like, when he's just died and he goes, he's like, it's like a robot voice. He's like, I just can't believe that he's gone. And I'm like, yep, you're doing it. You're really, I don't know how you got gremlins, but you're doing it here. Now, coroner, don't feed him after midnight. And that's the other thing, is that this, you know, pump and dumper slash coroner slash woodworker

refers to replacing blood with embalming fluid as just like changing your oil. Yep. To this young, like, he's got a guy who, of course, faints, comically faints. Yeah, there's an apprentice who just can't stomach it. Of course there is. You really want to be talking about this shit, man, like that?

Well, I mean, he's got, it's a crash course, man. You got to dive in. Once you get into that line of profession, right? You've got to separate yourself from humanity to such a degree that it's just like washing the dishes, you know? Yeah. You got to make this such a, you got to dehumanize them. It's sort of like what you do before you go to war, right? Like you start talking about how they're not really human, you know?

I'm listening yourself. I mean, it's important. You use certain slurs about them just so it makes you feel like it's not a big deal. Those filthy dead eyes. Yeah, exactly. Like maggot food? I guess that's what you would do. To drive a corpse. Now you're just maggot food.

You ain't nothing but maggot food. Yeah, exactly. So also, by the way, there is a super dog in this movie. Yeah. Tim Matheson has a loyal Rottweiler who hates Jennifer Jason Lee's guts. Which also, I don't know if it's at this point, but that dog

kind of has its own theme music at some point. And it's also kind of twangy. And there's also, during that sex scene, there was like a piano, but it somehow turned into like a twangy piano. They figured out how to twang a piano. That's how much the composer of the score of love twangin. Yeah, I think it might be called Pianney. Pianney. It does turn from a piano.

It's sexy piano into a raunchy piano. That's exactly what happens. Because, you know, we're in the country now. So Jennifer Jason Lee is like, I'm so excited. My husband's finally in the ground. and I hate his dirty dog So she lets the dog out And she's trying to shoot it

And the dog just runs away Somehow this super dog Finds its way to the cemetery And it's a big cemetery It's not like a small town cemetery This is where the music is really pumping With this dog This dog's like running through this cemetery

Which I never saw a dog run through his cemetery Before it was awkwardly kind of majestic It's funny because he's not really even running It's like he's actually like looking for the right tombstone He's just like browsing. Nope, not that one. Oh, he was also named Goodman, but that's not the one. Okay.

Mrs. Janine. Where did we leave it? I thought it was right next to, you know, Oswald. I was here when they picked out the plots. I remember we said it was six down from that tree. I took a shit on Mr. Harvard. I know that. Maybe he smells, he smells his life, you know, like the pheromones.

Like, oh, my master's stuff. Oh, maybe. I have to go and find him. Because he gets right to the tombstone and you see like the fresh covered earth. Oh, and by the way, of course it's a horrific rainstorm right now. Oh, yeah. It's really coming down. It's raining

cats and dead dogs. And luckily this live dog ignores all those obstacles and still makes its way to his master's brain. And he just like lays down next to the tombstone. I thought he would start digging. That's a missed opportunity. That's a big problem for me.

Start digging him up. Or howl. Howl at the moon to like rise. him. Yes, exactly right, Chris. Yeah, exactly moon magic and stuff. But no, I'm just going to fucking hang out here, like I'm waiting for your slippers. The dog awakens the moon that changes the

tides that pours the corpse right out of the ground. Or like, right, he starts howling at the moon. The rain starts getting harder and harder. And this fresh covered earth somehow starts washing away, right? None of that. Instead, he just gets muck in his eye, and that's how

he wakes up. We have a really stupid effect of like it's a it's a high angle shot looking directly down at this grave and the camera like zooms through the like the dirt into the coffin and Tim Matheson wakes up and like realizes what's going on. Yeah he's getting like

mud water in his eye and stuff and he starts screaming but then he realizes very quickly like oh actually this is the world's worst coffin. I can just start pushing my way out of this fairly easily. It's like a

soggy, fucking ram cracker. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. It's like his... You eat his way out. See, when he starts screaming, that dog better start digging. Right? Yeah.

Lazy-ass super dog. Because you know that dog, and do I have to remind you, dogs are better hearing than we do. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense. There would at least be muffles coming out of that grave. He would be interested in what was going on below that grave.

That's all I'm saying. is that he would be very interested in what's going on. And especially this dog who somehow knows, right, that Tim Matheson is there. Right. If the dog knows this is where my master has gone to rest, where he's, you know, he's carrying out his eternal slumber, right? Right. If he starts hearing a noise, the super dog, as a super dog, she'd start digging him up. And, you know, I'm not satisfied with the dog acting in this, but it's also a bad dog-written part. Yeah.

Because it's like, it should be doing these things. This dog should have more to do. Exactly. You're totally right, Eric. It's not the dog performer. It's the dog writing. Yeah. That dog can only do so much.

They're sticking this dog out in the middle of this rainstorm. I think he's going to get dog pneumonia. And like, I mean, this is like, like, I just, I don't get it. Like, you could have done so much more. And he is just kind of like his best buddy. So he crawls out of the ground. And it's disgusting. But whatever.

He's alive. all the way back to his house knows how to get back to his house from the cemetery. Wait, are you talking about the dog or him? He's not a dog. Yeah, why wouldn't you know how to get, you, this is his hometown. He knows where the

cemetery is. He knows where he lives. Chris, I know how to theoretically walk, you know, to Montauk Long Island from here. I'm not going to do it, but I know how. Just my thinking. Yeah. I've been poisoned by some kind of fish. Yeah, I've been buried underground. God only knows what's been injected into me.

what's been done to me, I might not have all my ducks in a row when I climb out of this grave. You know what would have been great if he crawled out of the grave and thought he was like a zombie or a ghost or something, right? If he was like, oh, well, I seem to remember

I had a heart attack or something. For whatever reason, my evil wife didn't help me out, but now I'm crawling out of the grave. Oh, my God, I'm a zombie. And then he just starts walking around town and, like, the first person he sees, he's like, oh, well, I'm a zombie.

I guess I have to bite this person, right? That's what zombies do. And he just, like, goes up to some lady and starts chowing down. Now, wait a minute, Clint. Wait, you ate her brains because you thought it'd give your powers. Thought make you a more powerful zombie, you say? Sustinance. That's the reason for this murder.

Sustinance. Oh, shit, I'm just going to tell him that you pulled a gun on me. And he just blows him a laugh. You got to be gone. I think that's a. it's kind of here it is oh my god you guys we could make this movie with larry the cable guy because it's just like delta farce they crash land in mexico and because it's a warm desert location they think it's the middle east larry the cable guy buried alive crawls out of the

grave and it's like he i'm a zombie hey it's cool but i only eat chicken i'm a zombie who loves chicken well this human tastes like chicken oh wow that's it that's it by the way. His first, he chowes down on some woman's forearm and it's just a taste like chicken joke. Oh, this Larry the Cable Guy zombie movie writes itself. Wow. It's pretty

great. It's pretty great. Cast Jeff Foxworthy as the guy who's got to blow his brains out. And Jeff Fahey is the guy who has to teach him how to blow his brains out. It's just him teaching how to use a gun. Well, yeah. I mean, I assume if Jeff

Foxworthy has to put down Larry He's going to need some He needs some psyching up He needs to be convinced That's his actual zombie It's not his best friend That he's been doing bad comedy with He's got him chained up in the shed

Like at the end of the end of But instead of video games It's just going through bad stand-up routine No People from Tulsa act like this Hey Jeff get out here I got a new one about farting Okay

Zombie Larry I'll be right out Oh man So he crawls out And he Gets he gets back to the house And he breaks in through the basement Because the door's locked

Yeah And this is where it becomes Hider in the house too Yes Because like he comes back And he does have Enough of his faculties To be like

My shitty wife Tried to kill me Let's figure out what's going on here But he takes a lot of liberties With this He walks into the bedroom and she's asleep and there's like pills on the table. So he's like, good. She's totally passed out.

Time to take a super loud bath in the next room. Well, it's not even a bath. He puts his racked up hands. Oh, this part first. Yeah, this is gross. They're torn up and he just pours an entire bottle of peroxide into a sink. And he puts his, I don't think this happens, but he puts his hands on it and it like Alka-Seltzers. Yeah, that's fake.

I mean, on your hand, it would, like, get you get the bubbles, but, like, I don't think it just does that. It's like he put his hands in a witch's cauldron. Like, dry ice starts shooting out of this sink. And again, it's another lion roar. He's like, no! Well, he's got the towel in the thing, and he's, like, oh, yeah, because that makes... But still, you could hear the guttural, like, throat, like... Like, she's waking up.

I'm sorry. Yeah, that's true. She would wake up, but that is just horrifying, right? That was the most, I was, there's a couple scenes in this movie. But that was one, I was like, oh. How does his hands get so screwy? Just, just crawling out of the grave. Digging out of the wood, I imagine.

Like punching through shitty wood is still punching through wood. Terrifying is a lot of people have been buried alive. Oh, yeah. And it could happen to you. But, you know, they find these coffins, right, with all the nail marks in and stuff. Like someone like whittles down to their bones trying to dig out. it always creep me out you read about like

old-timey cemeteries that had like that bell system because what was what was it like tuberculosis at the time what was the thing that like you died but maybe you didn't die? I think it was a cold because back then

anything would put you down. There's no medical science whatsoever. They refer to as the sniffles. Yeah. The black death. Like whatever it was right. Yeah. Because they were a bad at determining if someone was dead so they like ran a string from a bell like down into the ground and if you woke up you were like oh been buried alive better ring my bell

again yeah no hard feelings you guys i know it's really hard to tell if someone's been you know expiring herbert this is the third time this has happened this month do you think there was like you know like an unlucky larry who just totally uh you know just like got buried alive like four times or something like that it's like newspaper headline like local man buried alive for fifth time i would hope so i don't know but i would hope so i think i feel like it had turned into something like the boy cried wolf like the third time and he's actually dead and they're like no don't bury him just leave him here he'll be up in a minute he starts rotting actually conversely i think that some of the stuff probably happened the opposite like take that

bell down. I can't have the bad publicity. This guy is, you know. Oh, you think they were crooked? Yeah. Just bury them alive. I don't care. Dude, people running cemeteries. That's got to be one of the most crooked businesses of all time. Oh, and back in that day, yeah. Grave robbing

alone. Oh, yeah. They definitely robbed. You just pull that string up, right? Like, you pull the string up and no one's the wiser. Right? Yeah, I mean, honestly, the idea of an undisturbed grave, that's just folklore. That doesn't have. That's everything gets robbed you know dude back then seriously like you don't get on the bad side of the

cemetery man grave robbing like a fortune 500 company up until 1950 1950 everyone did it there's just oh there's you know the gold rush didn't pan out but everyone's buried with their gold rings and their gold furles rush certainly yes dude actually you know what speaking of grave robbing this is a weird story to tell But I remember when my grandmother passed away, I was in middle school. And at the wake, right? So like before, you know, we were going to close the coffin and go to the cemetery, right? We're walking out of the funeral parlor.

And my mom says to my dad, stay behind and watch them shut it because she was like buried with like jewelry and stuff on. And she was like, I don't want them stealing stuff from my mother. Like stay behind and make sure that shit gets shut. And nothing is taken off. So I bet you it still happens Because that still qualifies as grave robbing Yes, no, it will believe me it happens You ever come across a dead person

And you just go through their wallet real quick I mean that It's a harmless crime first of all Technically, yeah exactly It's victimless but it's still Dude, I'll tell you what I would never be a grave robber You know why?

Do you want a one-way ticket to the worst haunting of your life Stealing from the dead? However, however, great exercise. Oh, yes. Why, you're digging all the holes. Think of how deep those holes are. I mean, that is. Yeah, we get back hose to do it now, but you're right.

Before that, no, they actually had grave. And when you get the haunting and the poltergeist is banging around, you're pacing around your house at night. You're getting some extra cardio in. You're sweating from terror. Do a little rope-a-dope with the ghost. Your fit bit is adding up. You're doing all right.

I'm only at 9th. thousand steps shit you're totally right guys it is a shame that in this day and age the only thing we can associate with grave digger is a monster truck that's really unfortunate yeah yeah well you know probably one of the undisputed best monster trucks oh i think without a doubt i think that's king it's the take that truck a source nobody cares about you it's a dynasty it's like the new york yankees of the monster A drunk world. Herbert and Lenore Grave Digger.

Being announced at the presidential park. I mean, it's that truckosaurus. I mean, it's really the only two. And nobody wants to say a dinosaur is the best at anything. Oh, those chukasaurus. They're so snooty. Oh, look who just walked in. The truckosaurus's.

You know, you're not really even a truck. Oh, the serpents. Let's not even. talk to them. So, oh, man. So, yeah. So now, by the way, he's just hiding in this house. She wakes up the next day and she's like, huh, mud all over the bathroom, eh?

That's weird. Well, no, the first night, it's, she walks by an open door where he's just on the steps. Right. Oh, right. He initially, he grabs his shotgun and he's like, I'm going to kill her. I'm going to kill her. Oh, no. It's a big reveal.

Oh, right. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So, yeah, it's just going to be a straight-up. I'm just going to kill her. Maybe I'll kill myself after that. Who knows? And he's, like, Elmer Fudd, like, creeping up the stairs with this shotgun.

And then she overhears that, he overhears, rather, that Jennifer Jason Lee had been pregnant with his child. And William Atherton facilitated the abortion. Oh, that's going to change your tide winds. Oh, he, he. Bout faces and decides he's going to rewrite a couple of these plans. She started to have an affair with her abortion doctor. That's too easy. That's what he says to a shotgun blast of the face.

He looks at the shotgun and goes, no, that's too easy. Creeps back into the shadows quietly. Oh, you're right. Oh, I can't believe it. You know, I mean, it's so crazy. Like, obviously the route to have gone was to go to the sheriff's house. go directly to the sheriff's house

go to that worm-eaten sheriff look I was clearly poisoned I remember breaking a glass I remember having what felt like a heart attack she kept on saying

just die just die yeah test my blood if you really want to it's open and shut it's really it's there's no losers here

oh test his blood for the poison I thought you were saying test his blood to prove that he was alive look I swear to God I'm not a zombie Clint, this just tested positive for a dead man.

Dead blood. He's thrown in jail. We don't take kindly to zombies. You know what, Clint, in this town, we prefer our residents to have a pulse. Just slowly backs him out of the police station. That's what I imagine is he walks in, you know, zombieed out just having pulled yourself up to your own brain. I mean, he does look like shit. And he walks in and they all shoot him.

because they all think he's zombies. Yeah, you know, you're totally right. Like, you've got to do it over the phone. You have to do it over the phone. Excuse me, I've just risen from my grave. No, no, no, no, no, no. Call Papa Gremlin. Be like, I didn't want to come to you in person

because I was worried you would think I was a zombie and you'd murder me sight unseen. I know Day of the Dead just came out on VHS and everybody's been renting it from Joe's. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I know the zombie craze that's sweeping this town right now. That's why I'm calling you in advance to say,

I'm about to come down to the police station. Some weird shit happens. I'm not even the talking one. I'm not any of them. I mean, I'm just hospital. Please give me the hospital. Get these hands fixed. Yeah.

Can I get new hands? Because this stuff doesn't look like it's going to work again. No, it's not. Jennifer Jason Lee, for seeing a man in the shadows in her own home, not too concerned about it. Well, she's hearing all these creeks. She's seeing all these like footprints and stuff. And she said, I guess Darylix. Yeah, well, she calls William Atherton, and she's like, yeah, so I think someone snuck into the house.

Maybe you should come over. I think he might still be here. And it's so matter of fact, I'm like, you know what? Holiday Express. Yeah. Like, I'm leaving the house for the night. She's like, if you can make it over, I don't want to be a bother. But there might be someone hiding somewhere in my house right now.

One of my favorite moments of the hiding in the house in this is, you know, he bandages up his hand. and then he finds his, oh, his isotoners. Oh, God. Got to put those on. That's the best 90s glove ever. Well, he also, after he gives his hand the peroxide bath, he gives himself some sweet, dark man hands. Yeah.

Like, they're all wrapped up, like, jangly. Like, I made a note. Like, you see this man become a villain. Like, I lived long enough to see Tim Matheson become a villain. That's exactly what you see the transformation. Once you've lived until the point of 19. 90. You've lived long enough to to see him become a villain. Yeah. I mean, I feel like

they get, because I mean, Tim, you know, being to Matheson, you have those big, bright blue eyes. Right. I feel like they gave him, like, gray contacts towards the end of the movie where it's just like... Yeah, they... They kind of actually make him start to look like a zombie, like as if he's actually died and is just rotting from the inside

out. Because the man that we see at the end of this movie is not the beautiful Tim Matheson. I grew to love an animal house. You know what I mean? He's renegade. He's become renegade. uh so he gets a pretty big costume put together yeah is is what goes on yeah of course because you're you now now you're gonna remodel the house into a house of horrors you gotta have your horror villain outfit yeah it's insane well right after that phone call we realized that of course

william a method being the you know sniveling piece of shit he really is oh yeah he's now considering he's now planning on poison jennifer jasonly as well correct we cut back to his pad and he's extracting more serum into a needle. And it's the best thing in the world. The syringe, rather. Because we find out that he's like, he's like the biggest loser. Like he's got, not that he's lost a lot of weight. No, no, no, no.

He's got a lot of debt. He's got a lot of debt, which I kind of wish the biggest loser was about that. People with the most debt. Oh, my God. And you just have to work at shitty jobs until you pay off your debt. And that's like the whole season of the show. Dude, it's called life. America.

It's called this American life. I think I'm living it. I didn't mean to call you a loser. I think I need to zomify myself now. But also, here's another giant red flag. By this time, she has gone to all the money men. She sold the company. She's got the insurance.

She's like, I need everything in cash. Yeah, this dude shows up with a briefcase full of money. No, no, nope. I understand he's in construction. He probably has time. to the mafia. But come on, right? A bankers check. Go to a... You can still...

Again, it's the same thing like screaming died. Why won't you die without being, you know, assured that he's going to die? Like, it's the same thing. Just play it cool. And this is where William Atherton does say, right after the death, like, listen, we have a long way to go.

Like, we just can't run off now. We have to play it cool. You have to wait for all the insurance to process. You have to sell the business properly. And you're not changing identities here, okay? You're staying who you are. You're the widow Goodman. Exactly. No one would go against

the widow Goodman in this town. Mrs. Goodman? No. And like, but that's the things. I think William Atherton is the one who's requesting the cash because as we find out he doesn't want to have to, you know, cash to check at her name. Right, right, right. It's not like, hey, could you sign that million dollar

check over to me on? So, if you're having an adulterous affair, with some doctor. The scumbag. Yeah, who's probably a doctor, because that's part and parcel. Sure. Do not listen to him what he says to get cash. Don't trust anybody who says, give me cash.

The profession here is the least of the problem. If anyone's like, yeah, do this. And by the way, when you do it, ask for cash. Only cash. Yeah, there's a problem. I don't know what it could be any number of problems, but it's not a smooth deal. Here's the only times you should hear cash only, all right?

Some dirty dive truck stop and some hipster restaurant. That's it. The only two times in modern society where cash only is still acceptable. And a bar of a certain square footage. You know, honestly, I go into bars nowadays and they're like no tabs, cash only. I'm like, I might stay for one drink. Like, that's, I'm leaving after that. It's great that you have a cool.

old-fashioned cash register. I'm going to take my credit card someplace else. The grocery store where I can get some beers and go home and drink myself stupid. I was going to try to be social, but I'll just be a shut and fine. Have your way. I was

doing my best to get out there, but you forced me to go back to my couch. That's another one for this American life. So Atherton is coming. They are getting the cash. She gets the cash that morning. Right. It's all said.

So now we're, you know, we're not, we're coming to it. And, you know, there's not much left. And, you know, they're not, they're, the way they're, they're going around, they're cheating afterwards, like, he comes over the night, he died as well. Right. It's like, give it a month

man. Like, wait a while. Don't keep having sex with each other because the sheriff just stops by at one point just to check up on her. Just to see how it's going. You know, he takes the dog to his place for a little bit just to take you know help her out a little bit

you know and then like William Matheson just shows up during while the sheriff is there luckily he's leaving at that point and William Matheson's like oh I'm a doctor yeah you're you're seeing my patience more than I am oh clever jokes

to justify why I'm here but it's another red flag it's well that's the thing if there was any actually if there was any actual law enforcement in this town this plan would be uncovered Toot Suite. Open chuckle a case. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. No, it's just the fact that you got Barney Fife

is the sheriff of the town. Because there's a vial of poison just right there. On the countertop. Just right in front of everybody's face. Not but six feet from the body. But remember, we thought it was spice rub. Yeah, or flavor crystals. I guess like, what, molasses. Barbecue flavor crystals.

Wait, is this Larry or Guy Fierry? They're slowly melting into the same. person because guy feary loves guy the cable guy loves love some guy the cable guy oh my god it's like incepting itself snake eating its own tail fat inception photoshop fans at at home we had that great thing where someone

I saw it on the internet recently someone was like this is what guy fairer would look like with normal hair and no goatee I want to see guy the cable guy someone cleverly mash up Larry the cable Guy and Guy Fierry, we hit movies bonus points for you. That's what that is. Also, you know, mock up a poster for Fat Inception. Tom Barringer can stay.

Tom Barronger can stay. Wipe out the rest of the cast. It's just the blue-collar comedy guys and Tom Barroncher. Fat Inception. Going into his head, cool. Oh, man, look at these dreams. That road's twisted. I'm on the wall.

Here comes Truckosaurus. You tell me I get to drive Grave Digger? He is the superior monster truck. And it's like the train. Instead of the train, it's the Grave Digger. The cable guy is eating at an outdoor cafe and a monster truck drives through the street. I think at the end he's just like, I live that life. We live together in the ruins.

You and my, we live together. again we put the whole it's all like upside down walmarts and like empty hearties just like vacant trailers I just I washed up on the shore who are you am I in the Orient

and instead of a top spinning over it's if a bucket of Doritos falls on the ground if all the chips hit the floor it's a dream but we cut before the last Dorito hits the linoleum floor of the trailer It cuts to black

And you just hear Hey, Koo! That's the end of Fat Inception. Great movie. I'd buy a ticket. So whatever. This dog gets in on the act, by the way. So, like, Atherton goes off once again to Whereverville.

Or he's on the way. And so the dog is like in the house or barking or something. And the, uh, Jennifer Jason Lee, like, comes around the corner. And we see, is this what happens? Like, Tim Matheson, this is where we first, the reveal of him and the get up. Oh, that, that is, yeah, that's when she comes in. She's like, again, there's someone hiding in this house. I'm going to see what's going on.

And then, like, the dog barks or something. And she's like, oh, you again. And then Tim Matheson comes around the corner and he's got a welder's mask on, the gloves, and this whole thing. And she, like, shoots him. and then falls down the basement stairs. Yeah, recoil, and yeah, she stumbles down. And then William Atherton then shows up trying to then kill her with the serum. Right, right, right.

To do the same thing to her and get the cash. And she thinks that the welder's mask guy was him maybe. Right, yes. Yeah, so she's still hiding in the basement. She hits him in the head with a pipe. Yeah, as he comes down to the basement stairs and then the door closes behind them. And this is where it gets a little crazy. Well, because she was trying to get out.

Like, she was about to get out, and she looked back, I think, for the money. And then, like, she turns around and he closed the door again. Right. And then they start hearing some construction noise. Yeah. And he's, William Atherton's just like, I don't know what he's doing up there. He's moving furniture around. And you don't see what happens.

Like, we spend all the time in this basement. You hear all the woodworking noises, which is also what drove you to kill your husband. Would you ever think that maybe, I mean, honestly, I know it's far-fetched to be like, My husband came back from the dead. Honestly, my first thought. Yeah, exactly. Well, he obviously knows his house. Well, no, that would be.

Way around the workshop. That would be great if it was like, nobody knows how to turn on that table saw, but my supposedly dead husband. And it's like, wee. It's like sawing wood. And she's like, holy shit, he's back from the dead. You see here, you got to kick it.

That's how it turns on. You kick it. That would be a good thing to set up earlier in the movie. She's like, I tried to turn on this whatever. It didn't work. And he's like, all you got to do is do this. Nobody knows how to do it, but me and you. How'd you start that car, oh, man?

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And by this point, he has boarded up all the windows to the basement. William Atherdion kicks one out to try to escape. The dog is on the lawn now trying to eat them. Yeah, the dog is in on it. He's keeping them in the basement. Oh, God bless this movie for this line because then William Atherton says,

We got Jason upstairs and Kujo on the front lawn. Oh, congratulations. Yes. Friday the 13th reference. Yes. My favorite line actually, and it's just because it's such an awkward line and it's delivered so awkwardly. When she first sees the poison, Jennifer Jason Lee says, I never knew murder could be so pure.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's the worst line in this movie. It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? I never thought murder could be this pure, and she's getting all, like, horned up looking at this vial of poison. Yeah, it's so terrible. So construction's going on upside. William Hatherdon is certain he's got it. That dumb sheriff who botched all of this.

It's the sheriff's fault. He's the one who's doing this. He's the one who's got the drop on us. Like, have you met this man? It's the same guy was in that don't give him the autopsy huddle. That guy is not perpetrator. this. Come on. Two and two together.

Come on, Fipe. You both got to look at, well, at least she got to look at this guy. Right. You know, it's... And the dimensions don't work at all. Yeah, exactly. It's clearly not a guy. He wasn't morbidly obese. Yeah, it's clearly not a guy that suffers from Taco Bell sweats.

It's clearly not. No. It's a guy who looks like he probably eats a lot of, you know, white meat. Yeah. stays away from the dark and, you know, maybe even takes the skin off. Or actually, no, because he's eating chicken all through this fucking movie. Yeah, he's finger-licking good. Well, that was the other weird line I heard where there, William Matherton and her go to the fridge and, like, they're looking for a midnight snack.

And she's like, oh, no, not boring chicken. Let's have sexy strawberries. I'm like, what the, really guys? I choose chicken over strawberries every time. But unless you are getting into some sexy. scenarios now if you're having some sexy scenarios right you want to stick to fruit because if you start doing chicken then you're going to do like the castanza and you only get horned up when you're eating a sandwich strami gets you really riled out yeah exactly it's not where you want to be

you don't want that to happen so we've got this like this old house demonstration is going on upstairs we don't see any of any of it right like that's the big surprise and you're like what is he doing up there that we can't see allowing them to pick at each other yeah exactly and they kind of like she figures out that William Atherton was going to kill her like she finds because when Atherton falls down after the pipe hit the syringe goes flying she eventually finds it and she's like well you son of a bitch you were going to kill me and every time they get like ready to kill each other like Tim Matheson opens the door like Tim Matheson opens the door like hey weird distraction up here and they kind of realize like okay we're in this together kind of a thing so he finally just opens the door like the door opens very mysteriously yeah And they're like, all right, I guess let's go upstairs. And William Atherton has his whole plan about how he's going to give 50% of the money to Barney 5. Yeah. As soon as he takes it, he's going to kill him.

Yeah, he's trying to like negotiate with this dude, which, you know, that stuff's never going to work, you know. And we get upstairs and the reveal is he has literally remodeled this house in a matter of like a day or two and put up all of these walls making this weird like plywood maze death trap you it's it's an honest to goodness house size death trap it's it's it's a complete labyrinth all it's missing is david bowie in tights yeah you're just like what what is happening right now who do you do remind me of the babe the babe with the pow all right all right we'll be here all night

both movies have killed babies or tried to because they were trying to kill a baby in that movie so yeah this movie had an abortion predating it I see so it's the prequel it makes sense

so we're just walking around this maze this wood maze and he is like he not only is he made like a maze there's like compartment doors so like walls are closing off around them

and different paths are being made. How on earth this guy did this on his own? After his arms are basically destroyed. Yeah, his hands are just all cut up and that was the power. That's where the woodworking came from. It's like a

piano player breaking his hand, man. Career over. Maybe he's using his feet to do a lot of this construction. And I mean that I'd like to see. They do do they have a drop line of like, oh man, he's just a magician with woodworking. And I'm like, yeah. I get that. pretty sure he could probably make a shelf pretty quick

but this is five hours for what is essentially a small house inside of a bigger house right uh beeline that is pointless to waste that much time discussing but the sheriff is conducting an investigation I love this because they found like the open

grave and they're like huh someone stole the body and the sheriff's like dig up this coffin and uh oh by the way don't send it to the police station have it delivered to my house My dingy basement. I'm conducting my own personal investigation on this one.

There's a scene, and we're not shitting around here, where he wakes up in the middle of the night and it's just like, Martha, Martha, you stay, you stay down there. I'm going to, he goes down to his, he goes down to his dingy basement in the middle of the night and just starts looking at this, this casket. Martha, I got the gas. There's also a great scene where he's just drinking a beer in the dark.

He's drinking a beer in the dark. And then, like, she comes down and she's like, oh, you're, drinking a beer, huh? You're going to be up all night going to the bathroom. And he's like, want to drink it with me? But yeah, so he's like looking, staring at this thing like Sherlock Holmes trying to solve a puzzle. And then he looks at it and he's like,

wait a second. And like, Uma Thurman and Kill Bill, he just punches through this coffin lid like, oh, it's a shitty coffin. Eureka. I got it now. It took me two weeks to figure it out. And then nothing comes of that until he shows up at the end of the movie.

Listen, you find Clint Goodman's grave desecrated to that degree you find this coffin's really weird why wouldn't you roll up check on the wife again you know like immediately just because you know it might it might not be anything but just it might be somebody with a vendetta against the family

right right like that happened who knows what's happening with Jennifer Jason Lee he kept on denying this guy was trying to buy his business yeah and the guy keeps on saying no the guy is upping his value every time he's getting angrier Why not even look into that angle? You know what? Pretend for two seconds like you have the mind of a police officer.

Instead of a child. BT-dubs immediately after the guy's dead, he does get the business. Yeah, exactly. Who has the most to gain? Exactly. Precisely. But no, nothing like that. Of course, not logic or reason or anything like that.

So we go back to the house and, you know, he's closing in on them. He's tormenting them a little more. At one point, William Atherton, like, turns to run from him, and he falls over and falls on his own syringe and kills himself. Yep. Oh, it's great. It's pretty great. His heart attack is induced much faster than the others. Yeah.

And I guess it's because it's, like, injecting instead of drinking. Because he got the full, and he also got the full dose. And he just, it's immediately, like, he for a split second can see through time, and then he just dies. It's so awesome. Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite for a second. You just see a bunch of colors flying past his face, and you're like, what's happening to? It's full of stars. He turns into a 90-year-old man and just dies.

Yep. Where's the monolith? Yeah. And then, yeah, he turns into a star child, clearly. And then Jennifer Jason Lee is standing there and, like, another compartment shuts off. And then this little, like, doggy door-sized door opens. And she's like, nope, no way in hell am I going through that. Yeah.

I thought the dog was going to be. sicked on her through that little hole. Oh, wouldn't that would be great? He releases the hound. Just have her get eaten by a dog. Oh, yeah. Dude, that dog finally gets his revenge because he's hated her through this whole movie. Yeah, but this is method. I mean, this guy, the reason she goes, by the way,

the, it's Tim Mattson in his, uh, was the wielder mask. It's a welder mask and like he's got like a big, puffy vest on. Yeah. The guy doesn't have any weapons. I bone rush them. Yeah. Just see what I can do. Yeah, not go through this doggy door.

I mean, he's not making a move. So my assumption, my first assumption, since he's not coming directly at me with some kind of weapon, would be that he wants me to go in there and it's going to spell my doom. Also, you know, the only right move to make, like in war games, is not to play. Right. Some psychos go into all this trouble to toy with you. Don't give him the satisfaction. Sure, you might die, but you're going to die anyway.

Make him take your life. Yeah. Like, clearly, if it's this thought out, there's. an end to this scheme right so like and he i mean i mean i understand you're trying to survive and everything but man if you have to know well i had this one coming yeah so she crawls into this thing and uh she's like oh i can't stand up it's almost as if it's the size of a coffin and it slides down another compartment opens matheson throws in william atherton and all of the money and seals it up next thing you know this thing is

is on the back of his truck, he lights this house on fire. But you're missing a very important point. And that's before he even tosses Atherton's body in there. Oh, yeah. He comes up to a nice, he's got like nice slots in, in the coffin. He just comes over here. Why'd you have to kill our baby? Why did you have to take my baby right?

This is why you, this is why this is happening. You take my baby away. There's a lot of great Tim Matherson's like whisper lines. And it's like, honey, I'm home. Yeah. He was a little sub-eas like that. I think, like, that's his idea of playing a psychopath as just whispering things. Like, that's, that's his psycho mode, you know?

Yeah. So she's, like, freaking out, like, holy shit. Like, it's him, blah, blah, blah. Atherton falls in, money falls in, seals up, on the back of the truck, they go. Sheriff shows up. The house is ablaze. Two cans of gasoline. Oh, yeah.

Make sure you do it right. Yeah, not messing around. See, Tim Matheson knows how to use his whole. glass when he's trying to get a job done. Not this half-ass murdering people with poison. That mansion's burning at the edge of town. I want to put an APB on one at Raz Al-Goole.

He's known for doing it. He's done it many times before. There's only one man I know burned down a mansion like that. I'll guess two people actually. Razagul and the Union Army. I want to put an APB on one

Ulysses S. Grant. so they might have been in cahoots cut to the next day the fire department's like nobody's in here not one corpse we looked all over the place not manned woman or dog there's nothing in here and the sheriff's like huh i have had my suspicions drives to the graveyard tim mathison has used his own grave to put this coffin in jennifer jason lee at all you know and he's just finally patting down the last of the loose dirt and he's got his back to the sheriff and the sheriff's it's a real like

hey buddy that's my friend's grave better get away from it and he's like yeah I knew him too or something like that you don't know who exactly who it is well no I mean they're doing this horse shit like I'm gonna let you get away you know but I don't approve what you did but we're such good fishing buddies

I'm gonna let you get away with this a couple murders it's on the house what's a couple murders between friends it's so ridiculous and he's like you know never come back to this if I were you or if I were him I'd never come back to this town again or whatever

or how about dig him up you put a good scare on her buddy it's so because she's obviously guilty worked the law around it like you're going to let this guy walk away and try to make it in this world

without a social security number also though and no money by the way because he burnt all right He, not only was it the money that they got from selling the business, she emptied their accounts. Yeah. So it's all of their money.

He has broke as a joke. Nothing. And here's the thing, bad police officer. There's a really good shot, which the final shot of the film confirms, that she's still alive. It is your job as an officer of the law to be like, holy shit, I have to dig this up. There's a person in there. This is country justice. Don't you want a single commendation? in your story career and i know it's mostly just beef stew and cores but like honestly man

he gets a better satisfaction out of letting people get away with murder yeah it's insane he's like well everybody gets one final shot is we go back through the dirt and she's just screaming and william atherton's dead next to her and there's money everywhere cut to black end of buried alive. Bravo Frank Darabont. Bravo. Nice work. Would anybody recommend Barry it alive? Yes, I would. It's, uh, because it's, it's, you know, like we said before, it's kind of like a

noir premise. Yeah. It's kind of fun. It's, it's ridiculous. Um, honestly, I did not expect all the twists and turns it had. Uh-huh. So it was kind of, it was kind of a good time watching it. It's a big, uh, sees belief kind of thing. It's really crazy. And, I mean, mean it is it runs at a clip 88 minutes you're in and out you're in and out and you know a lot i think if you had i think if frank deraubon had just a little bit better of a budget this would have been a genuinely good movie possibly yeah totally if this if this was on like a feature film budget not a tv movie budget yeah i'd totally recommend this it feels like an ec comic story like a tales from the crypt thing which i totally was liking it because of that you know it's crazy i would also

recommend everyone trying to find Buried Alive 2, starring and directed by Tim Matheson. Which I haven't seen yet. I haven't either, but my goodness. I'm going to see maybe if it's in full on YouTube, as they say. Even if it's impartial, I honestly.

I'll watch it in nine parts. That's fine. Because you read the plot summary for that second one. The funny thing was I read the plot summary for the second one and I was like, wish I knew this existed. I wish someone called this one in. Yeah, it sounds a little crazy.

Oh, and Molly Ringwald. What? Molly Ringwald isn't, or not Molly Ringwald. What's her face? Other one. Ali Sheedy. Allie Sheedy. Other one.

Well, everybody knows when you say. The only other woman in Hollywood. But you know what? Screw you, Cabin. You knew exactly what I was talking about. I did. Son of a bitch. Thanks to J.C. for calling in requesting Barrett Alive.

And again, it's from 19. directed by the Walking Dead and Shawshank Redemption's Frank Darabot The Fogs, or not the Fog The Mist, the Miss Frank Darabon You know, he's done a lot of good stuff And the Majestics Frank Therabon Oh, I kind of have a soft spot for that movie

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