We Hate Movies - S7 Ep267: Episode 267 - Hollow Man

Episode Date: September 27, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang puts on their heat vision goggles to spy on Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man! What's with all this Nobel Prize talk? How does being invisible make him as strong as Jason Voorhees? And is that scientist looking at pornography at work? PLUS: Meeeeeeeeeeeeme watch! Hollow Man stars Kevin Bacon, Elisabeth Shue, Josh Brolin, Kim Dickens, Greg Grunberg, Joey Slotnick, William Devane, and Rhona Mitra; directed by Paul Verhoeven.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And on today's program, we're talking probably about a lot of computer penis. It's Paul Verhoeven's Hollow Man. I'm Andrew Jupin. Steven Seda. Eric Siska. And we hate movies. Hello, everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies on the Side Show Network. Thank you for tuning in, as always, this week. It's finally come around. I feel like we've been dancing around this movie for a long time. It's Paul Verhoven's Hollow Man. From the year 2000.

Yeah, it's... Woof. Sorry, I just got to woof it out. Oh, yeah. Speaking of woof, all you cabin heads out there, he should be back next week. Yeah. He should be. Should be.

We'll see what happens. Fingers crossed. The good news is... Right. Kevin Bacon's sitting in. He's right here. He's invisible. You can't see him.

You can't hear him. He's invisible voice box. I sure can feel him, though. Oh, God. That ding-daw. Whoa. I mean, this movie... Wild things.

Dude, this movie is... This movie should be like the credits are rolling, and it's like starring, you know, Kevin Bacon, Elizabeth Shoe, Josh Brolin, Joey Slotnick, Kevin Bacon's dick, Greg Grunberg. Yeah, yeah. Oh, the dick's getting credited over Grunberg. Don't worry about that. We should mention at the top that we watch, I believe we all watch the director's cut. Absolutely. Which might increase your dong percentage.

And, hey, if you're looking to watch Hollow Man, increase their dong percentage. Oh, why not, man? Just jump in face first to the director's cut. The sought-after director's cut of Hollow Man. Yeah, I think it's like seven minutes more footage. And I think it is all computerized penis because we're not, we don't see anything, you know. We're not in Wild Things country here. We're in like every so often you'll see thermal penis.

Like it's like the predator. Yeah. It's looking through Kevin Bacon's window. Oh, man. The predator is a peeper. I like that. Oh, sure. He's just a little gross peeping prud, man.

It's like, oh, God, Predator. Kevin Bacon, get out of there. The predator is spying on you in the shower. He wants to see your dick. Get out of the shower. Why do you think he doesn't, why do you think he has fish net? That's because he's a pervert. Get to the pants.

What are you doing? Get to the pants. Get to the pants. Kevin Bacon stars in, get to the pants. So this is Pearl View. What in the world? What, what, what are you even saying? So this is Paul Verhoeven.

Yes, it is. Who is a director of RoboCup. Robicap. Basic Instinct. Oh, yeah. This year's L. That's coming out. Going to see that in a few days.

Black Book Starship Troopers, which is a good movie. See, you said those together like that. It sounded like you were saying there was a movie called Black Book Starship Troopers. There's a movie called Black Book, aka Swartbock. And that's the good movie, right? Are you saying Starship Troopers is a kind of a fun movie? All right. Star Ship Troopers is a fun enough movie.

Zwartbock, legit, good film. Yep. Someone gets dumped on by a massive bowl of feces in that movie. It's uncomfortable. Yeah, it's true to history. So Paul Verhoeven, like, he's made a lot of movies. Yeah, he made a lot of good movies for the most part. Including Hollow Man.

If you have an affinity for sexual terror, this is it. I think that Hollow Man suffers mostly because it was made in the year 2000. That's a big problem. I think you're right. The year 2000 was a tough year to put out a movie. It's just impossible to make a good movie in the year 2000. You had a few. Like you had, you know, Gladiator's okay.

The first X-Men movie's all right. Fight Club is there. Sure. That was 99, I think. Yeah, just just missed the aughts. Okay. Same with My Matrix. Oh, right.

That was 99. Which is similar to The Matrix. But my Matrix. But it's just, it's the, because the problem. The problem is, and I think we discussed this way back when, on an old archived episode entitled Boys and Girls, this movie, while released in 2000, I mean, this is the 90s, baby. It looks and sounds and fucking stinks of the 90s. Speaking of which, what is this music Kevin Bacon is rocking out to? It's what we hear at We Hey movies called Fart Rock.

It's a little electronica fart rock. I couldn't even have a bar with lasers. Yeah, or they got a lot with lasers. Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't place it. I was like, is that new metal? No, not really. Is that fart rock?

Well, it's not fun enough. You're right. I think it is that fart laser. Oh, man. Fart laser? It's my new side niche band. We play fart laser music. Oh, is that what Kevin Bacon is doing?

Oh, and the Bacon brothers? The Bacon brothers. I forget. How is it that Kevin Bacon doesn't work into his, like, contracts for movies that every soundtrack to the movie he's, to movies he's in, has to have at least one tune by the Bacon Brothers. Because I feel like whenever he's approached to the project, the person

knows and like, don't even bring it up. He's like, uh, I think, don't even start. No. Hey, Paul, what do you think about? No. Okay. I'll try again next week. Don't bother. One thing that I do find adorable on the IMDB trivia was that Paul Verhoven needed to be explained what Marco Polo was, like the American

game. Oh, right. The pool game. Why are they all saying Marco Polo to him? What's What's that mean? Yeah, it's weird because I read that on the Tribune also, and I was like, I guess that isn't a universal pool game. European listeners, do you know what we're talking about? Probably not. I think that's a dumb American thing.

We invent a lot of stupid shit. You know what else we invented? Jay Leno. You know who's featured vocally in this movie for no reason? Jay Leno. Oh, really? Dude, so at the beginning of the movie, we enter on Kevin Bacon, and he's like, he's working at his computer.

Oh, this stupid. It's the fakesest, fake computer. Like, he's playing a computer game, basically. He's playing like Dr. Mario 2000. Yeah, exactly. Line up the colored pills to make this serum or whatever. Actually, one of my notes is Tetris Science. Yeah, that's exactly.

It's like a fake video game science experiment. And in the background, he's just got the Tonight Show on for no reason. And you are listening to Jay Leno just jawed in the background of this movie while he's click, clacking at this shit. What's annoying? What's hilarious about the? the science because yeah obviously like to make somebody invisible

it's really complicated but they're like I don't know if you just put the blocks in the right order it's gonna work out red green red red red blue all right that didn't work

oh shit red blue yellow yellow yellow yeah it's it's like they're acting like this is hard science yeah my my kid could do that so he gets it right he video calls Elizabeth he video calls Elizabeth

who which is weird because I mean is this like the near a few or what? That's a good question because this video connection looks

fantastic and like we're making this movie in 1999. I don't think so. Where's your real player buffering over this shit? Give me a break. This is crystal clear.

We were around this time in history folks and young children who have found the program gather around. We love the idea of the video phone or the vid phone.

Oh, we were obsessed with it. I mean, we've been obsessed with it for decades. I feel like most Paul Verhoeven movies have vid phones in them. Like Robocop vid phone. Starship Troopers vid phone.

They got a vid phone in basic instinct. It's entirely possible. Probably putting a couple inside toilets or something in that movie. Oh, man, I got to start dialing some numbers. Dude, that movie gets fucking filthy. Wade Nights called you on a vid phone, basic instinct. I'm still sweating. He sweats an awful lot in that scene.

In Black Book or Zwartbuk, the Nazis invented. to vid phones. Oh, that's right. Yeah, using evil Nazi science. Don't worry about it. So many vid phones. So, and like he's like, oh, I cracked the code. We're going to go. They're working on an invisible serum

in a lab. Which, this lab. A super lab. Yeah, this super lab. We're talking basement like several levels below street level. That's where the super lab is. The upstairs is the set of Robocop. This is where Alex Murphy gets gun down.

It's where that dude gets hit with the acid And turns into Jason Voorhees Yeah I just feel like later on in the movie Like it becomes a thing where like You guys are behind on the project Etcetera et cetera I think it's because GoldenE

Needs to get down there Like they're just like They've leased it out to GoldenE And he's got to come in there Excuse me James Bond has to film in here It's an underground super layer With different like all sorts

I mean like If this is the one project There's so many better places to make an invisible serum than spending a billion five to make the... Why do we need this headquarters? Yeah.

For like eight and eight people work there or five or whatever, six. And I understand the animal testing angle, but why are they using dangerous animals? It's like, oh, you have a vicious gorilla. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's, you know what? Let's reinvent dinosaurs

and make an invisible T-Rex. Like, this movie starts, like the first thing you actually see like a little rat and it runs into a thing and the door closes behind it and it just gets like it gets chomped by something invisible and you see like blood

on some invisible teeth and whatnot and you're like is it a wolf? Is it a fucking cougar? I don't know. Is it Kevin Bacon? Is it the six degrees of Kevin Bacon? We never go back to it so who knows? But yeah we've got this invisible fucking ape. They've got all sorts of like strong as shit monkeys

running around. I just don't. I mean like I get like the invisible like oh you know humans blah blah blah yeah but yeah just get like a chimp a nice fun invisible chimp yeah that's easy to kill you just keep a baseball bat right next to your your serums how about chip goes out of line you just start swinging for the offenses at the air dude chimps are ripping faces off well sure you want something that can chew your fucking face off to be invisible just use a gerbil i mean i don't okay why okay now you're keeping him in cages. That's smart. Chain them up, man.

You know what? You're already doing this mad science to these animals. No one cares if you're humane to them. Well, no, that's the thing. They've got a veterinarian in there, played by Kim Dickens. Well, do you need a crooked veterinarian? That's the problem. She plays by the rules. That's a real problem. But because Josh Brolin

goes and to feed this invisible ape and, uh, or, to like, to just inject it with a trank. To inject with a tranquilizer. And like the, the, the ape scratches him runs out and there's an invisible gorilla and I know I'm going vacillating we're doing apin gorilla and that's

problem. I believe this is a gorilla. An invisible gorilla is an invisible gorilla running around this facility. That is the time, that's what alarms are for. Oh, there's red lights flashing? If there was ever a time for an alarm, it's what an invisible gorilla is loose on your facility. You better believe it. And the

cavalier way that Kevin Bacon and Josh Brolin are like, bet you ten bucks, I can knock it out first. I'm like, there is a wild, in Visible animal. Not only that, Josh Brolin just had his arm bitten apart by a giant gorilla. Oh, he don't care.

And he's just like, yeah, whatever. Whatever. It's bleeding down the corridor. He's got fun little infrared goggles. Kim Dick and they trank it. And the idea is, you know, now we've cracked the invisible code, but for some reason the visible one's a little tough. Yeah, we can't bring them back.

They keep staying invisible, I guess, is the idea. So, you know, cut to the chase, Kevin Baker. I keep wanting to say Kevin Spacey. I wish he was in this movie. Kevin Bacon. As what, the gorilla? Oh, yeah. What the hell?

You can voice that gorilla. That'd be a great side effect. Oh, it's invisible and it's hyper-intelligent. Oh, yeah, dude. Now it's like Deep Blue Sea, but with invisible talk and apes. You know what Kevin Bacon's, you know what Kevin Spacey's biggest fear is? Being invisible. Because how could you applaud for him?

How could he ham if he's invisible? also real quick note about the costuming in this movie because he's invisible for most of the oh it's fantastic Kevin Bacon first few minutes of this picture you better believe he's wearing a leather duster oh yeah you see this jacket he's got on he looks like a warlock it's not I'm just picturing invisibility and black magic and boy does that sound good together oh hell yeah dude invisibility spells yeah way better movie movie. It's not as bad as Elizabeth's jacket. She's just hunting dinosaurs.

This is like a raptor hunting jacket. Because it's brown leather goes down to like her feet. Like it's not a practical coat. It's like someone went to pick up a costume from one of the underworld movies and they were like, this isn't supposed to be brown.

It's supposed to be black. So this, they shoot this fucking gorilla man. Cut to guerrilla heart attack which is my favorite part. I remember so this movie opened mere months after I first first started working at the multiplex

back in the day and I remember doing like the theater checks you go in with the flashlight make sure the air conditioning's on it's in focus and make sure no one's masturbating oh yeah

because this is one of those movies and this was one of those movie theaters but dude I remember walking into the theater like to do this theater check like right as this fucking gorilla's having a heart attack and I could not keep it together they're putting the paddles to this gorilla

Wait, were you crying for the guerrilla? No, I was laughing my tits off. It's a cartoon gorilla having a heart attack. It's kind of like an old school, like don't wake daddy or crocodile dead test like board game. Oh, totally. Guerrilla heart attack. Dude, it's like, don't break the ice. Yeah, exactly.

You got to get those cheap fucking Milton Bradley games. Like, it's basically you keep using the paddles, but sometimes the gorilla will get you. Oh, oh, crackers in bed. I had all those games, man. if you wanted to have your parents waste fucking $20 at the toy store fucking don't wake daddy dude there it is garbage garbage so Kevin

Bacon is like you know a real shit don't stank he keeps saying like he's God kind of a guy it gets obnoxious pretty quickly I mean like well the thing is like the idea is he's not a good guy he's never a good guy in this movie ever but at the beginning he's okay

they never really they said the guerrillas more aggressive than before so maybe the invisibility spell has something to do with it. Well, that is from the invisible man. I mean, he goes mad. Yeah. You know, in that story the same way. It affects it, you know, the brain chemistry or something.

The gorilla goes mad. Oh, yeah. This is a mad gorilla. This gorilla's mad as fuck, dude. And that's why it starts, it gets so mad. It gives itself a hilarious heart attack. And I got to say, I don't know how you guys felt, but I was like at the time

I was like this CGI is great and last night when I was watching this I was like this CGI is pretty good I was watching it off of Blu-ray and it holds up enough you know it's like yeah it's a cartoon but it's like what are you gonna do it's fucking Kevin Bacon

turning invisible you know what I like and they come they came up with like a new way to do it right like you do it in layers right like you're peeling an onion right I'm just getting in there Oh, there goes the skin Oh, that's just the muscle

And there's the muscle penis And that's where we start getting into this dick You get like Cut to he gets the You know He gets the serum They go to the government He lies and says like they haven't cracked it yet

Because he wants to try it on humans Cut to the biggest point of the movie Is he's trying it on himself I do have to mention he's wearing To a Pentagon meeting He's wearing a purple tie with a purple shirt This is what Magneto wears to Congress. This is not like a suit that you're trying to report important results to a committee.

But that is, that's the cockiness of this character, dude. I mean, he's going to, oh, he's like, yeah, I'm going to go to the fucking Pentagon looking like I'm in a goddamn Prince cover band. Come on. So cut to them trying to experiment on him. And you get, you get, oh, it's just the slightest little tease of Kevin Bacon's actual penis in this movie. Like, just the littlest bit, he hopped. up on a table. It's one of those

Mrs.Skin.com freeze frames. You just get a little dongle dangle there like just the second but then after that it's all cartoon cock in this movie. At one point when he gets it like it'll as always with serums it hurts him and he's going rot, rot, raw, raw, rah.

You get some bacon taint in there. I'll be honest with you. Oh, you're seeing tape? Yeah. Oh shit. The fucking IMDB Tribune said, well someone there said that it was like they, they, like, scanned Kevin Bacon's entire body down to his last capillary. Uh-huh. Like, I don't know.

And they said it was, like, totally, like, correct. So, like, this is, like, his fucking real. It's the real thing, dude. Like, right down to the urethra. Like, it's all there. Yeah. It's all there. Oh, when they're peeling it back, showing him going invisible and they got that

urethra right there. Well, that's his actual. So the way it works is, because you see what the girl, like, you see, like, They're injecting invisible nothing and you see the shit pumps in. Then you start to see the heart and everything kind of builds outward. It kind of doesn't make sense

why the skin burns off his body or at least it looks like that way. Like there's like a little bit of a singe graphic involved. He kind of looks like Aaron Eckhart as two-face. Yes, he does. With all my fucking skin. It would just like kind of evaporate, right?

Yeah, it's weird. It makes it look like acids burning it, I guess. But maybe that's part of like why it hurts. I don't know. It stings. He keeps yelling like, I didn't think it would hurt this much or whatever. It stings when your skin leaves your penis. My question is, wouldn't it all, it would go from the inside out, right?

Because that's where you're injecting, right? That might make sense. Because it would be like, what the skin goes. Yes. Once the skin's gone, there should be nothing underneath it. I don't think we should be trying to apply logic to the transformation process from the film Hollow Man. But Andrew, I'm really close. Really close house, Steve.

All he has to do is position one more of these marbles on this mobile game and ordered for the whole thing to work. And then that's science. That's what you do. Red, red, yellow, yellow. There's a blue in there. Oh, it all fell to wake daddy. You played fucking fruit ninja.

You finally crushed candy. Now you could be invisible. That's why people play it so much. The end game is to be invisible. Level 399 or something? Yeah. I will tell you what is fucking hilarious, though. And it's not the fault of the animation in this movie because it's just always been this way.

They get him down to like the skeleton and this skeleton is writhing in pain and it just sounds like Kevin Bacon. Boy, oh, boy, is that funny. Oh, it's funny. It's like an old Mary Melody's cartoon. Well, he looks like the dancing baby at certain points. You know what I mean? Like, it's not that, that, that good. What's better looking, though?

Kevin's bacon, Kevin Bacon turning invisible like this or just the entirety that is the CGI ape or a gorilla. Because that gorilla, there's no fucking gorilla in this movie. I think there's a, there's a, there's a CGI gorilla and then an animatronic gorilla a little later. That's not. Oh, where's the animatronic gorilla? When it's just a real gorilla when they're putting it back in the cage, it's like, now is that a robot do you think or is that a stuntman in a suit? A little trading places kind of a situation?

Was it Andy Circus is what I'm asking? Maybe it's both. Maybe they got a stuntman and made him part robot. Like they turned him into a gorilla. And now he just works on Hollywood sets playing a gorilla. But he's part robot. How cool would that be? Now I'm thinking about Andy Sergerson, like, the old country.

You know what I mean? Like, you know how, like, when you're a band, you, like, go to bars and you perform. Yeah. And, like, you know, nobody gets it and they throw peanuts at you. Sure. Andy Circus would, like, pretend to be a gorilla at bars. Yeah. And, like, pretend to be a dragon at bars?

You'll see, someday I'm going to be a millionaire from all this. I is going to Andy! Let's throw shit at him. I mean, I'm sure he went to acting school. But I'm like 99% sure he went to acting school. But I do like this Andy Circus biography we have going on. So there is a little bit of history between some characters in this movie. Kevin Bacon and Elizabeth Shoe,

used to be fucking they ain't fucking now she's fucking josh brolin she needs to i mean like look Kevin bacon's an incredible creep in this movie but she needs to set clearer boundaries like he's an asshole why is everyone fucking at work i do like yeah you gotta stop fucking your co-workers first of all and that's on everybody and you know like Greg grumburg i'm looking at you oh he's fucking everybody oh that gorilla's gotten it that invisible dog you mess with the grun you get the burg Greg Grunberg is openly looking at pornography later in this movie. Oh, yeah, he's just jacking off at work, dude.

I'm sorry, you're not just perusing a porno mag at your desk at 12 at night. You took the words right out of my mouth. Greg Grunberg is working the overnight watch on Kevin Bacon. He's supposed to be monitoring him, and he's looking at pornography. Guess what, dude, you are planning to jerk off at work. Oh, wow. You're the most unprofessional fucking scientist I've ever seen. Hold on.

You've never jizzed at the office. No. Now I know why you keep getting fucking fired. Rule number one through five, man. Remember, leave no trace. Now, I understand your office is full of fucking animals and stuff, but you don't need to introduce a trouser snake into the mix. But no, when I said that she's like being,

she's set clear her boundaries because, like, there's a scene where, like, Yeah. They crack the thing. The gorilla comes back and they go out for a drink. And, like, she keeps, like, going up to his face and, like, whispering stuff. Like, you got to be, like, you got to be, leave a little room for the Lord is what I'm saying. You know what I mean? Like, well, there's also, I mean, here's the thing.

There's also a moment in the movie and talk about making me wish I was watching something else. But there's one part where he, like, makes some fucking horrible, salacious comment to her. Does he be a piece of shit? No, Kevin Bacon. Oh, right. Yeah. And, you know, like, you know, he says something fucking pigish. And then she responds with like, oh, sorry, you know, we can't travel through time.

And he's like, oh, maybe we should invent it. And I'm like, Elizabeth Shoe should not be talking about time travel in a movie because now I'm just thinking about Back to the Future. The IMDB said that too. The IMDB is like, oh, it's very much like the movie she was going to be back to the future. You know what? You know what? Soon enough.

Soon enough this podcast is just going to become IMDB trivia. But you know what? That is not fucking trivia. yeah. It's just a thought somebody had. It's not a podcast either yet. You're listening to it. Welcome back to IMDB minute by minute. Oh, man.

Fuck, we just read IMDB pages. So speaking of animals, Josh Brolin, I got to mention this. We've seen him shirtless numerous times in this film. Sure. Who's shaving that

Brolin, man? There's not anybody here at all. I don't get it. It was 2000. It was against the rules. It was against, I understand. You were not allowed to have anybody hair whatsoever. And you know what? I've seen, I've seen old, all Pa-Broll and shirtless and a lot of movies from the 70s. I know that bloodlines got body hair, baby. And I want it.

I want to see that second gorilla. You know what? Actually, speaking to Josh Brolin, that gorilla looks better than than than us. Oh, yes, it does. Yep. I have no problem. That is a more realistic gorilla than a realistic alien monster. Now, Steve, as the resident comic book expert, would it offend you

if these movies, Thanos, was just a semi-translucid and gorilla? Not at all. Wouldn't that be awesome? Yeah, you put a little helmet on his head, that's all. Yeah. Why don't you just, I mean,

it's not the same comic book line so it wouldn't work out, but like just ape some kind of guerrilla grod type character. Yeah. And put it into the MCU. Honestly, every one of those movies could use just,

a talking gorilla totally i mean just rolling can voice it if you want it just lights up the room man you're like is that gorilla talking wow i feel great you know and as much as i like rocky raccoon i'm watching him and i'm like where's the gorilla oh that's a pairing rocket raccoon and a talking gorilla maybe they're adversaries dude that is such a great idea i'd buy fucking single issue comics of that Okay, so you've got Rocket Raccoon and Groot going up against a semi-translucent ape. And, shit, what would be a nice plant? Maybe a vine? Oh, that's, yeah.

Maybe the band The Vines show up. That'd be fun. Speaking of 2000s. Seriously, why were you digging them up from? I think he's got the Spider-Man soundtrack on his brain. Or am I thinking of the hives? Either or. What's the fucking difference?

The hives were a good band. Were they? I liked the hives quite a couple of his albums. So he becomes invisible. Oh, right. They're all like, hey, you know, you shouldn't do it, but you shouldn't be invisible. Yeah, I'm going to be invisible. They'll only be for a couple days.

And then, you know, we'll all be in a good spot. And then he'll all be rich. He also keeps talking about the Nobel Prize as if there's any scientific benefit whatsoever to making a person or a gorilla or a snake or a dog invisible. Well, because that's the thing. It's clearly only. for like military purposes. Yeah, for military spies

in people's throats. But so we're not giving fucking Nobel Peace prizes to that. You know what I mean? Well, we gave one to Obama. Oh shit. Oh, man.

InfoWars.com. You think that fat pig will ever get a Nobel Prize? Alex Jones? Yeah. Of course. It's any day now. For inventing this

male vitality syrup. But that's what's, it's obnoxious in any movie whenever anyone is like, you know, call up the Nobel Prize people, call up fucking the Pulitzer people. You know, just shut up and do your fucking job. Wake the president.

Wake the president. We found out how to turn people invisible. Well, the weird thing also is like, why would, and this facility is smack dab in the middle of D.C., you could see Congress from the fucking roof. Oh, my God. You wouldn't want any invisible apes to get loose on Congress,

or would you? Or would you? It was a really great question. If you're sinister William DeVane in this movie. Bill DeVane, as I like to call him. Oh, sure. Well, you guys barbecue all the time. Is he dead? No, he's not. I looked it up.

Oh, nice. I want that invite. If you ever get invited to that barbecue man. Bill DeVane's BBQ? We just hang out, talk about the marathon man. Yeah. Drink a strong cup of coffee. You're like, hey, Bill! Is it safe? He's like, that's great, Stephen. And he's so used to that. You invite me.

I'm starting talking about the payback director's cut. I'm changing it up. Okay. Changing it up. You know what? And then you invite me. And I don't fucking say anything about it. And I just appreciate a good job, a good, nice time at Bill DeVan's house. Oh, absolutely.

Not harassing him about things. I got to tell you the porch is to die for. It's just like, it's really quaint. Would you say it's Devane? Ha! Thank you for that. That brings up an opportunity to talk about another terrible joke. Do you remember this, this, this, this Wonder Woman joke that's happened in this movie?

that he should be written up for fucking sexual harassment. This is inappropriate in the workplace. He kind of twists Josh Brolin and Elizabeth's arm to be like, hey, look, let me just be invisible. It's totally for science. I'm not a weirdo. It's just so you get this sweet Nobel Prize and look at the president. And he's like, on the way to the thing, he's like, oh, by the way, you ever hear that

great joke about Superman? And they're like, no, I never heard that joke. And I guess I'm going to tell this joke now. She sure are. I'm not telling it. Here we go. This is like the aristocrats type of thing. Yeah, exactly. So, Superman is flying around one day, apparently, and he really has a big erection or something and really wants to get down. Well, it's as Superman's known for, of course.

And he sees Wonder Woman naked on a roof, sun tanning. She's on the roof of the Justice League, according to this joke. Isn't their headquarters in space? Yeah, yeah. A number one problem with this joke. Is it in space? Mostly, usually. Is it going to be in space in the new movie? Probably.

Well, they're not renting something from a fucking Phoenix office park. I mean, what are you going to do? I feel like they should. I mean, why not save some money? You're all super. You can fly wherever. So she spread eagle, apparently. That's an important detail.

And Superman's like, oh, you know, I'm so fast. I can go down there. Fucker really hard and then fly away. And she won't even notice, which, okay. So we are now telling rape jokes at the office. It's like working at fucking Fox News. Not only that, but Kevin Bacon mentions that Superman would like a taste of that wonder pussy. Welcome to your dad's podcast all of a sudden, by the way.

All of a sudden, you're fucking transported to the garage. There's a lot of cold beers. It's one of the look around the corners. Don't tell your mother. That's the podcast name. Don't tell your mother. The Man Cave. Don't wake dad. The podcast from Milton Bradley.

Actually, yeah, it might just be the Man Cave. Welcome back to the Man Cave. Coming up in the next hour, we're going to be talking a lot about Donald Trump. But before that, Superman's hard dick jokes. So he goes down to do this action. Where he does. On the Man Cave, we call it doing the deed. Yeah, he's doing the deed.

The dirty deed. Done dirt, cheap. Yeah, I'll be having a tribute band to ACDC this week. We're playing down at the Fayetteville Roadhouse. Welcome back. We will have Jeff Dunham on in just a second. Well, it's a Jeff Dunham impersonator.

We couldn't get Jeff Dunham. This is a great time to remind you. This week's episode is brought to you by the Fayetteville jet ski and marina outlet. Also, it's brought you by the Ku Klux Klan. You know, I just found these young boys, these nice, nice boys on Facebook.com. So he goes down there, he has sex with Wonder Woman, or so he thinks he flies away. And Wonder Woman's like, hey, what the hell was that? And then the invisible man says, I don't know, but my asshole hurts like hell.

Boy, oh, yo, yo, y, y, y, owing. So instead of raping Wonder Woman, Superman raped the invisible man. Now, I've heard this joke, but. in the butthole. Welcome back to the man game. This is a great time to plug our appearance down at the Hollywood, Florida annual chicken barbecue. The whole town's going to be down there. It's going to be a real good time.

We're giving away a jet ski. You got to tell him Pete's a grill master. Oh, yeah, that's right. Pete is going to be on the grill himself. We're going to be giving away a free jet ski. Use promo code beer guzzles. I'll be doing an open mic at the. at the Hollywood, Florida

Chucklehut next Wednesday. I go on at 11.45 p.m. I'm also giving away a free jet ski there, too. I'll be riding there in a jet ski and giving that jet ski away and walking home. It's a great alternative to driving a jet ski drunk because I will definitely be drunk.

So, this is a joke. And the best thing about them telling this joke, him telling the joke is the two of them are like they're grossed out. They're like really specifically grossed out and it shows that he's a creep ass but it also shows he doesn't know shit about the Justice

League. Not only Eric to your point. This is what he finds offensive ladies gentlemen. Not only is there headquarters somewhere where there's a rooftop where there's a deck apparently. A whole sun deck yeah. Well that's what the Avengers have. That's true. The Avengers Tower.

You could sunbathe naked up there No problem. Oh, yeah, I've done it. Clark Gregg's done it. Maybe he, maybe, maybe, maybe, uh, Thor or some flying guy got him. Welcome back to the Man Cave. Where jokes make no shit.

Promo code beer guzzled. Did I tell you about my favorite radio station? They're posted racist stuff. It's WJBL. Also out of Jupiter, Florida. They got a lot of great racist memes and videos you can see on their Facebook.com page. Y'all, you ever go to Facebook? Meme watch.

That's like the drop that they play. Oh, totally. Yeah, and then they talk about memes. It's the meme watch plays, and then it's like a do-do do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. They just talk about racist memes. Obama's Hitler. Next meme. I'm going to spend the next 20 minutes just clicking through memes and reading them to you.

This is a radio show. But the invisible man, ladies and gentlemen, doesn't exist in this universe. Of course not. Who should it be? It should be the Martian Man Hunter. Of course. But the problem with that part of the joke is you'd have to explain to everybody that one of the Martian Manhunter's many powers is to become invisible. So he has got the power to become invisible.

I don't know much about the Martian Man Hunter. Hunter, does he have an asshole? I want to know if this works. He does. He does. He would have an asshole. He eats a lot of Oreo cookies and they got to go somewhere. Does he? Does he?

Yeah, that's his thing. That's his thing. Oh, man, finally is something I have in common with the Martian Man Hunter. Well, you got two things. If you got an asshole. Meme watch. Do, do, do, do, do. Oh.

So he goes in. visible and like almost immediately now because the chronology is really important because again like does the thing make him go mad the first night Kim Dickens is like they're like oh you know by the way we need to do 24 hour surveillance on him and there's only

it's Kim Dickens is the vet Greg Grunberg I don't even know what he does he's the pornography technician Joey Slotnik is there because it's the 1990 he's the technician with the one and only black woman in the movie who says maybe three things for at all you watch her urinate

And then you better believe she's the first to die. And then Josh Brolin and Elizabeth's in the shoe. And then, so they draw straw. She's going to, she's going to, like, watch him the first night in this crazy facility to make sure that he, I guess they don't trust him to not leave or that he might die. Something could happen. Yeah, it's just like, let's see where this goes. So she falls asleep and he, like, sexually assaults her in her sleep, which is really uncomfortable. Yeah.

They get CGI boobs. Oh, some big-time computer boob in this movie. Which is, like, the reason Paul Verhoeven did this film, as I understand it? Well, Paul Verhoeven may have added that after the fact. You know what I mean? Yeah. So you get to see this invisible grip on the breast, and we realize he's a hollow man because he's hollow of morality. Oh.

And we learned. Is that what it is? Yeah. Because, I mean, like, this movie could be interesting. Definitely. Look at them ditties. Because if you look, Martin Cinemax did a pass on this movie. Oh, big times.

Yeah, back then it was called Sex Crimes Man. Ah, yeah, Sex Crimes Man. That would fit perfectly in the lineup. I can't wait to license. Sex Crimes Man. Well, this is a perfectly interesting, invisible man script. Where are the cookies? Get me Paul Bernhoven.

Fire that director. Get me Paul Barthorhoven. You're out. You're out, Spielberg. Spilberg, you gave me the tennies I requested, but you didn't give me them being abused. Out! I mean, I need something to fill the 1045 block.

Right now, I can show this at fucking 4 p.m. showing it to middle schoolers. I need tennies, and I need them manipulated. I need them manipulated against the will. Don't stare in my one good eye and tell me you don't know what Cinnamax is all about. what's this one doing here reading the magazine why isn't it dirty

go back and put in the dirty what is that what is that baseball monthly I don't think so titify that magazine immediately put more milk in my whiskey

that's right I'm now going to eat a live toad Daddy needs breakfast Hair of the dog I'll be at the Hollywood Florida chuckle hatch next Wednesday giving away a sexy ass jet ski

his promo code Fuzz Meme watch Yeah, definitely meme watch You know, look at this sexy new meme. Don't you just want to stick it in that meme? God.

So, and to this movie's credit, Kim Dickens does a really good job of like, she plays it pretty well. Like she, in terms of like, she doesn't know what really happened and it's really uncomfortable because you have to watch this character,

like tell herself it didn't happen. You know what I mean? And that's what's weird, though, is like, this happens twice in this movie. One time it is actually a dream with Elizabeth Shoe. But it's unfortunate that, like, here's this situation. It's like this breakthrough for science and whatever, I guess.

And it's like immediately, because Kevin Bacon is such a scumbag, such a villainous scumbag in this movie, that they have to be like, did I dream that the Invisible Science Project sexually molested me? Or did that definitely happen? Because it's a possibility that it happened. Exactly. Don't tell me it didn't happen. Because it happened. And Kim Dickens, I think, like, kind of knows it happens.

But she's trying to tell herself it did it. Yeah, just, which is, you know, you could say a lot about sexual harassment, et cetera, instead of speaking of Fox News, but, like, you know, people pretending that things happen to keep their jobs. Speaking of Fox News, we weren't speaking. We kind of were a little. Oh, I mentioned it like 20 minutes ago. Oh, did you? Yeah. Meme watch.

So, shit. I got to get back on Facebook. So, um, Roger Ayles, are you coming to my barbecue? Finally, you can turn with that poo-poo news station and get back to Cinebacks where you belong. Cinemax announces new lead programmer Roger Ailes. Oh, yeah. More toads. He eats a lot of toads.

Roger Ailes eats so many toads. He's like starting to turn into a fucking toad, man. You see that guy? Wow. He thought Lucas had a gobbler. Yeah. Hales has like an ultra-gobbler. Him and Martin Cinemax like are on the dais now.

Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm. They're moving up in the world. So he, they try to turn him back and it doesn't go. Well, he has a Kevin Bacon heart attack and they have to defibrillate him. Not as hilarious as a guerrilla heart attack, it turns out. Well, the weird thing is, like, they're about to bring him back and, like, Joey Slotnick and the woman are, like, having a back and forth, like, oh, you know, you know, if he dies, I get his Porsche, et cetera, et cetera. And they're like, all right, let's put the tape on it, and Joey Slotniks.

says, I hope we're not making a snuff film. Yeah. Which, you know, I'm laughing. You know what? I'm laughing, Steve. Man. Oh, mercy. Yeah, so it doesn't turn back.

And it's like, you know, a lot of this movie is just, like, there's a lot of downtime. It's a lot of like, is he doing bad stuff? The people don't know, but we do. And it's like, of course he's going to break out. And like, he gets really frustrated because he can't because of work. Right. Yeah. And the most disturbing portion of his breakup.

and now he's outside in the real world and going invisible is the fact he's doing it barefoot. I mean, could you imagine walking around barefoot everywhere you go? In D.C.? Ooh, no thanks. No, thank you.

Well, uh... So he starts looking at a neighbor of his. Are we up to the neighbor? This is pretty much the neighbor scene. Yeah. Or as I like to call it, the single most problematic scene in the movie. Yeah.

No. Well, he was, I was just setting the mood for everyone. Okay, now lower the lights. he was peeping at her at the start of the film A real rear window sitch Yes and it's disturbing I want it shut up You can't just have it in the middle of the movie

Yeah I don't like surprise rape Gotta set it up first I mean he brutally rapes And it's a really uncomfortable rape scene And there's a lot of POV stuff in it Where it looks like you might be raping this woman And they do I mean they do a lot of bullshit Like

You see him like look out the window and he's like, no, that would be terrible or whatever. And then it's a real, like, speaking of no one's looking. Who's going to know? Yeah, who's going to know? You're going to know, buddy. I mean, not even that. But, like, it's, the problem, the biggest problem with this rape scene is that it's so

inconsequential to the rest of the movie. It does nothing. This woman never comes. You never know what this woman's name is. No. You'd think it would come back in some way because it's like, wait, you were brutally raped by nothing, you know, but the scientist working on invisibility lives right across the street from you, right across from your apartment. And you've probably noticed him before. I mean,

he's so obvious with his peeping. Well, he's obvious with the peeping, but it's not like he's like, oh, how are you doing, Marcia? Yeah, can't talk right now. I've got to go work on my invisibility experiment. All I'm just saying. Hey, did I tell you that Superman joke? I'll get you later. But when Mulder and Scully get on the case. Right. Oh, yeah. Oh, sure. Yeah. And they start snooping around the area. And, you know, they've got access to files we don't. But you're right, though.

They're called X. Later in the movie, later in their movie, like, oh, is Sebastian Evil? His name is Sebastian King. Oh, I don't know. What is he really done? Blah, blah, blah. And, like, there should be like a news report. Like, woman raped by a woman says she was raped by a ghost.

Elizabeth's shoes and then everyone needs to find out. Exactly. You know what I mean? Because someone should find out, like, the fact that this, this young woman's life is completely ruined she's traumatized for life and then you're out of the movie that's it yeah it was just there's like there's no consequence

it's like as if Kevin Kevin Bacon was a fucking college swimmer like there's just no consequence for it at all I mean it's disgusting and it doesn't do anything for the movie and it is again like it says something about like rape culture etc etc like

you know what happens when this guy is left to his own devices and he thinks that he's above the law speaking of college swimmers and but it doesn't do that because all it doesn't show like a really naked sexy lady like you know what I mean it's way too salacious and that's to be an effective because it's like moral whatever she gets out of the shower you know he does the old knock on the door and then sneaks in when she like walks into the hallway you never want to open the door just because somebody keeps knocking on it that's when you lock the door if you can't see anybody

that's the move yeah if there's nobody in that peephole man you know come on but yeah there's like these shots of her like sitting in front of a vanity like brushing her hair Romitra is the actress by the way Rona Mitra? Yeah, she's been in stuff. I was going to say that name does sound familiar but you know you wouldn't know it from this fucking movie because she's looking at the Tribune here she's literally

fucking credited as Sebastian's neighbor. Yeah, I don't think she even says anything. Oh, you know what she's in actually? I think I do. I think I do, right? Isn't the that movie with Malcolm McDowell, right? Oh, I don't know about that. Oh, that movie with Malcolm McDowell. Welcome back to that movie with Malcolm McDowell.

We'll review every single movie that ever came out in the history of the world. It came up a few weeks ago, right? The movie with, um, uh, from the guy who did dog soldiers? Oh, we were talking about this. What was that movie? Oh, God. Oh, my God. Was it Hollow Man? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She is

in Doomsday. She's also, though, I was going to say vindicated. I don't, there's no, listen, listen audience. There's no guarantees on this. But a lot of people have been talking about it on social media. We haven't checked it out yet. It will go through our scanning system to see. But apparently she's in Hard Target, too.

Oh, wow. So there's something. Rona Mitra. Yeah, we'll say her name here, because this movie doesn't give a fly and fuck. But, I mean, it just happens, and it's really exploitative, and it just goes nowhere. I mean, if it mattered at all, it would be something, but it doesn't, so it's disgusting and kind of nothing. And then

I'm like, oh, is this the director's cut? But I also just, I remember seeing this in theaters. I mean, this was in the trailer. Like, literally this rape scene or the beginnings of this rape scene is in the trailer because people knew they were going to go see a sexy movie. Right. And Polverhova delivered it, question mark.

Now, let me lighten the mood a little bit here. Thank God. Let me ask you guys this. Do you think... MAME watch. Give it away a jet ski. No, let me ask you this. Would you guys see a movie in where Joey Slotnik played the younger, like the youngish

nephew to Paul Giamatti. Oh, yeah. Isn't that a movie? You know what? For a second, when you said his name, I was like, no. But where it went was perfect, and I would definitely see that movie. Yeah, I would, yeah. I mean, I honestly, like, that's an Alexander Payne movie right there.

It really is. Re-team them. Yeah, and then they become invisible. And they have a bunch of crimes in a winery or a vineyard. I'm not stealing any fucking Merlo. They're robbing the vineyard. They've got to knock it off. You guys remember when Joey Slotnick was accused of sleeping with a student,

his character was on Boston. Jesus Christ. No, no, no, sorry. His character he played on. Name watch. Yeah, I mean, he's also really, I mean, like, it's not his fault. I actually just watched this movie. I think it might have been an episode, but Blast from the past.

He's a really annoying side character. Not that movie where Brendan Fraser's been in a bunker for years? Oh, that movie's to terrible. And Christopher Watkins in it? Yeah. J. Jetsky. So he rapes this woman to no consequence. He comes back and like he's having trouble sleeping.

And like also because he's like, oh man, I can't sleep because I can't close my eyes or I can but my eyelids are invisible. I'm like, that's what sleep masks are for, man. Sleep mask, a bandana. How about a good old fashion t-shirt? Or also turn the lights off too. Also, if your retinas are invisible, how are you seeing it all, right? Isn't that one of the quagmars of science invisibility? Yeah, you know, that's a good point.

They didn't address it either in the Claude Raine's Invisible Man. Jack Griffin just didn't have any records either. What about that Chevy Chase memoirs? Oh, directed by John Carpenter. It's an okay movie. I haven't seen it in really long. You want to see a really fun Invisible Man movie. The Invisible Agent, I think it's called.

And that is where the Invisible Man... It's one of the Universal Sequels, right? Yeah, yeah. This is a good one. Yeah, he's going behind lines in Nazi Germany as an Invisible Man, like, fucking shit up. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Is that supposed, it's not Jack Griffin. The Jack Griffin dies in the end of the first one, doesn't he?

I don't remember. It's been a hundred years. Oh, is it Holly Griffin from the League of Extraordinary Gentleman? I think it's like his son or some nonsense. Speaking of the Invisible Man getting raped, by the way, that happens in that comic book. Yeah, that's, maybe that's where Alan Moore got it from. Goblin vomit. So. Catch him in bad with an invisible man. So he's becoming more and more aggressive.

He kills a dog. It kills an invisible dog. By the way, Invisible Dog, that's just the worst of all. world. All you do is you're the yapping. Oh, I know. It's horrible. You don't even get, you don't, you don't get the, uh, aesthetic appeal of a dog. All the negatives. I'll tell you the heat signature. It looked like Eddie from Frazier. You know that Paul forhoeven, speaking of IMDB that we're just going to talk about IMDB all the time. Yeah. Uh, Paul Verhoven was, uh, uh, investigated by PETA because they thought he killed a dog in this movie because of the scene. Because of that scene. Yeah, because like they're like, oh, you know, I want to see what happened to that fucking dog, man. Like, well, what fucking dog? It's, it's, it's, it's predator vision. That's heat signature shit. What are you talking about, Peter? Get your shit together. He's fucking frivolous investigation.

That's how he got around it. He thought we would think it's fake. Exactly. Meanwhile, fucking 30 horses are dying on the set of every Western ever made. Oh, yeah. Where's Peter there? So, he just, yeah, he just, it's pretty brutal. It's a real, I don't know if this is a director's cut thing or not.

I thought you were going to say, I don't know if this was a real dog or not. I'm still unconfirmed whether or not this is a real dog. he like kind of just slams it against a wall this thing pops like a water balloon man it's kind of beautiful in what way in the way that it just explodes like the

heat signature blasts like the color all over the thing listen I'm trying to help you out because this is really creepy no I'm just saying man imagine if Jackson Pollock did this killed a dog yeah and used it on a painting I'm sure Jackson Pollock stomped a dog to death absolutely just to feel it we know we know we know Damien Hearst has and he's a renowned

artist. I'm just saying, this is like, you know, this is Sebastian Cain's doodle. By the way, I'm just looking at the chronology of things in this movie, like in my notes. Do you want to know why Kevin Bacon like gets out and like inevitably goes and like or ultimately goes and rapes that woman? It's because Greg Grumberg's looking at the pornography. Yeah, that's a problem. He's not paying attention until it's too late. And then Kevin Bacon's like, you don't own me. Pornow boy. Also, he saw the porno and he got all

you know, jacked up. Oh, right. And he, you know, like, it's like this porno culture that has taken over everything. And if Greg Gunberg stayed up with the good book called the Bible this wouldn't happen. He also

has a really gross conversation with him. He's like, hey man, Sebastian, you got out. Do you mess with anybody? And like, this is after he brutally rapes that woman. He's like, yeah, I kind of do it. He's like, oh, that's cool. I would mess with all sorts of people. He goes, I would definitely go hang out in a Victoria's

secret. Yikes. Congratulations, Greg, Grunberg. Welcome back to the Man Cave. I miss that line. Wow. In the next hour, we're going to be sampling all kinds of chicken. We're going to talk about the new Victoria's Secret

runway collection minute by minute. God, I hate that culture. But Kim Dickens, is the vet. Hey, look at that one. Hey, look at this one. Makes for great morning radio. Yeah, hold up.

That's our next episode. We'll get to the next ones on our next episode. Minute by minute. Now let's make the heterosexual pledge, letting everyone know they're heterosexual. That's important to, and the show with that.

In case you didn't get it. So, but... Meme watch. Sorry, what were you saying? Kim Dickens is like, she goes to feed this like, sprayed dog who's invisible, poor fucking invisible.

dead dog. And she's like, oh, no, the dog's dead. And, like, everyone's like, I don't know, do you think Sebastian did it? And they're like, but meanwhile, and she's like, a group of scientists are doubting her acting like, well, come on. Dogs explode

all the time. Yeah, exactly. Dogs have been known to just blow up. And I'm wondering, is this serum blowing shit up? Like, are they injecting this invisible serum? Oh, that could be. Oh, like, that dog was invisible longer than anything else, and this is a new test result. Exactly. Or, maybe they tested it on gerbils and they kept popping.

So they're like, oh, let's check Sebastian's tape because we are always taping him. And luckily for Sebastian, he watched the movie Speed a couple of nights prior before going invisible. And sure enough, it's looping footage of his dick in thermonuclear predator vision. I thought it was going to be he's like, yeah, I was like, what? That dick has gone nuclear. I thought he was, I thought he was going to start playing with himself in that video. he's like sticking his hand out of the sheet hey hey better movie well that's also true anytime Kevin Bacon masturbates in a movie it's instant four stars

they send footage of Kevin Bacon playing themselves over and over to Dennis Hopper and his fucking nine fingers my money here's the biggest here's the biggest problem I have with this movie The biggest non-fucking senseless rape scene Probably have with this movie There's a lot of downtime in this movie There's a lot of back and forth There's a lot of horsing off

A lot of BS if you will These useless Like supporting scientist cast members Need to start getting picked off a lot fucking sooner You don't know that's gonna happen Until like about an hour and 14 minutes of past Oh come on man You could smell that train coming a mile away

Hey, like, of course he's going to start killing people. So I don't know what makes them go. It's not the dog, because nobody gives the shit, they don't believe it, and they think the dog just explodes. Why do they go to Bill DeVane? Why do they wake Bill DeVane? Oh, they're, they wake him because they're like, hey, we really fucked up, and this guy's going crazy.

Oh, that's just point out before we go any farther. I'm sorry, that Steve made a very good waking Ned Devine joke, and fucking nobody acknowledged it. And I just want to say that was very funny. Thank you very. I mean, I wrote that like two days ago. I really did. I practiced it.

the mirror this morning. I think it's because they're like, he breaks out again and they're like oh fuck, all right, we got to go tell dad. You got to go wake daddy. Oh, you know what they do? They realize, oh, don't wake daddy. They realize that he's been looping the footage. Right. And they're like,

oh, he's been going out all of the time. And he's probably killed this dog and what's next and... I mean, and like that's, again, this is when the woman's rape should Ronometra's rape should be the catalyst to get him. If we don't act now, he could sexually assault someone.

Or what happened? Exactly. Oh, I just remembered one other disturbing thing that happened in this movie that made me afraid. And no one else probably. But when they're making that mask for him, he wears that weird, like rubber pink mask. Oh, right. And then, like,

they're pointed on his face. They let it dry. It's still on his face. And they start cutting out the eye holes while it's on his face. Yeah, that's tough. Dude, you're cutting his eye off, right? Yeah. Elizabeth's like, don't move. I'd be like, don't worry. I'm too busy frozen shitting my pants. How about I take the mask

off? But how are you going to cut it accurately? How are you not going to cut? He can't even see his face anyway. I guess that's true. You just have no idea. You're just jamming scissors right in the eyes, which I mean, this guy deserves it. And it's great because Bill DeVane is so pissed off. He's like, you're all fucking fired.

Everyone in that facility is fucking fired. And they're like, oh, you know, what can we do? He's like, well, you go look for Sebastian and also start cleaning out your offices. It's really great. Yeah, one thing at a He's smoking a pipe. He's about to call a general. I wish I had occasion to call a general. Like, if I...

You might as well, soon. Here's the thing. Here's why Bill Duvane gets murdered in this movie. Now, what happens is he gets the bad news and he's like, you're all fucking fired. You know, and he sends them on their way. And he's like, I'm going to call these generals. Cut to he's outside. He's like packing this little pipe, you know.

And the wife comes out and she's like, oh, hey. Premium Cush, you think? Oh, probably some serious fucking sour diesel, dude, totally. He works for the government. That's true. So the wife is like, hey, man, you know, what's going on? She says, you know, how are things or whatever? And to which he says, bad enough to wake a few generals.

Now, you get this information that a fucking invisible man is running a muck in the nation's capital. Definitely killed a dog at this point. Oh, definitely popped that dog like a zit. and now you are tasked with waking up these generals first you're going outside to have a puff get on that fucking phone dude well come on man it's sour diesel it'll be great if he was like

gave the gorilla a heart attack I'm gonna call the general right now what are we doing these gorillas it just bothered me and then so Kevin Kevin Bacon like sneaks up on him and drowns him in his own pool and this is a pretty cool scene of like the water like the invisible man in the water

like that animation it holds up it's hydro man it's better than that last spider man movie hydromans of spider man a spider man villain a spider man is a spider man yeah and he is a man what's his problem

so he's made out of water what happened to him he was under a sink too long I was smoking a jail in a pool I was smoking a jane a radioactive pool it had to have been a radioactive sink actually that's what he's sitting under well you know it's it's marvel

so the kitchen sink had to come to play at some point. But it's pretty cool and he drowns him and then his wife is horrified. I was surprised he didn't go back and kill the wife either, but I guess like she's not a witness. I'm invisible. Who gives the shit? Yeah, exactly. Like she's expendable at this point. You can just let

it go. And now this is when Kevin Bacon... See? Sorry. It's like, okay, now I have to kill all these people and burn the whole project down so nobody knows that there's an invisible man that is actually me. Although his identity doesn't matter at this point. Just walk away. You're invisible. Well, big question here. Yeah, one going to

hiding but two what is the end game that's the big question you're outside you killed Bill Devane just walk away like what are you doing stow away on an airplane or something like just get like you just don't be anywhere new no no Hong Kong airlines when's the next

flight from DC but no the thing is he is upset about Josh Brolin and oh he finds out about the fucking of course yeah they're like kind of fucking in a cash way in an early 1990s way taking off all their, or late 1990s

way taking off all their like high wasted jeans and what have you. Oh, getting those striped sweaters off and so on. I thought they all looked pretty sharp. There's way too much talking in their first sex scene. I'm like, hey, Josh Brolin, oral sexes afoot. Why don't you stop talking about work for two seconds?

That's talking about Kevin Bacon. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. She's, we're about to have sex. Let's, let me bring up her ex-boyfriend. friend. Yeah, like, it is, he's like, oh, do I measure up? And, like, she says, you fit better, which is like, yo, dude. Yeah, that's a fucking pull the break.

Pull the fucking emergency break on Hollow Man, the movie. You fucking fit better. Good Lord, Paul Verho. Well, she's not hollow anymore. Oh, Lord. Said Martin Cinemax, the fourth, the plucky young air. That's your new character. That sounds exactly like you.

Oh, yeah. The fans will put that on a t-shirt. Wow, that rendering of Martin Cinemax The Fourth looks eerily, exactly like Eric. I have ambitions. So, he goes back to the facility. He changes everybody's access code. He gets everybody back.

And now he does start picking everybody off one by one. And here's the thing. Yeah. They're like, oh, no, Kevin Bacon is evil now. And they have these fucking thermal guys. goggles and they are just hanging around their necks like it's Duay I don't even know what those goggles are on

all of the time yeah my goggles are on like hey guys goggles on there's an invisible man afoot goggles on please have a spare set of goggles on top of those goggles oh yeah I got goggles on my head and then I got a goggle in my back pocket you look like Dwayne what was this fiction from another world

oh Dwayne Wade yeah Dwayne Wayne yeah he's a great character he was so a different world. A different world, not another world. It's a different world. And, you know, they're trapped this facility because Kevin Bacon changes

all the elevator codes. And now we're starting to pick people off one by one. And Kevin Bacon gets on top of a steam pipe and lifts up. This is insane. Get it on top of a steam punk. He gets on top of a really heavy guy with goggles on.

And then next thing cut to their in a dirigible. Yes. Speaking of goggles, it must have gotten in my head. But he like undertakers, Greg Grunberg, and like chokes him for a while. This was always my biggest problem with this movie logically or logistically. It's like all of a sudden he's now super strong too. He's super strong and super durable, which we'll get to. You're right.

It doesn't make sense. What should have happened is he's on the table, you know, getting the secret serum. And next to him is the gorilla and they swap minds. Oh, now he's got guerrilla strength? No, no, no. He's like, he, the, Kevin Bacon's mind is in the gorilla. Oh, his consciousness is in the gorilla? And now he's an invisible gorilla.

Dude, hashtag better movie. That's why he's a hollow man, because that inside went in the fucking, his soul went in the gorilla. And then it's just like, Kevin Bacon's like hollow brain, and he's in the Kevin Bacon body. And he's the gorilla, and he just wants to eat bananas and sleep. And, you know, and then the gorilla's language. The gorilla's reading all this poor dog. Yeah. And they call him a hollow man because he got so dumb from the invisibility. But they don't know. The gorilla's out there committing crime. Let me tell you, that fixes this movie right quick. And eventually that gorilla would have to wear a derby at some point. Here's my thing. And this is embarrassing for the characters played by Elizabeth Jude, Josh Brolin, Joey Slotnick, the rest, the whole lot. You're being bested by a,

a man who is completely nude. You're telling me in these endless like encounters, these fucking fight scenes, you can't clip that dick once. Seriously. Come on. Rip it off. Nobody at any point in this movie goes for the dick and it's a big problem.

You know what? Even better because they do, Kevin Bacon does this. He's like, oh, I'll mess with the heat to make the goggles. Right. Useless. No, no. You turn the cold up, man. No, it's like 40 degrees. This guy's running around nude. Yeah, dude, everyone just puts on winter coats and you fucking freeze that dangle.

Totally, dude. I mean, I don't understand. This dude is fucking flip, flapping in the breeze and nobody can clip this cock. Come on. Get it cold enough. It'll shrink. Or he'll put on a coat too. Like, oh, shit.

Who I'm going to put on a coat? Chase into a coat running around. I like it. A coat with a little sock. Honestly, I could have used more things like that, more pultickeasty, fun effects. Sure. Shit floating around like he's reading the book. Maybe he's got glasses on.

Well, that's what happens innocently enough at the beginning when he first turns. Before he starts sexually assaulting everybody. Yeah, before the monstrous sex crimes, he's just pretending to be a ghost. Greg Grunberg gets it pretty good in this scene. So he rips him up

and then Josh Brillen's like, no! He shoots him with a trank gun and misses but he throws Grunberg on this pipe and his throat just explodes. Oh, it's just, he fell the wrong way, man. Yikes. And my favorite line that I think Josh Brillen's ever said because, like, you know,

we're doing like aliens kind of like, you know, Elizabeth Shoes in the command center saying, you know, to your left, to your right. And Josh Boland goes, where the fucking Sebastian? Which is, it gets like Ted Levine levels. Dude, my favorite Josh Brolin line of all time in any movie is when he goes, hey poppy did I cause 9-11 deleted scene from Oliver Stone's W

you know what I think that takes the cake so we're trying to hunt invisible Jason Voorhees basically and then Kim Dickens is like oh poor Greg Graham Dickens and Joey Slot and go up like we said the African American woman gets killed first

kind of unceremoniously gets like piano wire or something well that's what I was like where you you get in this fucking Garrett wire here. Was there a piano in the break room? So she's just done dead. Greg Grunberg is bleeding out and Joey Slotnik and Kim Dickens run to him and like

they're putting pressure on it and Kim Dickens is like Joey Slotnik, you stay here with him. I'm going to get more blood. And this is when I leave Greg Grunberg to die. Oh sure. Oh yeah. Without question. Easily. You know, I see Greg Gunberg and I'm leaving him for dead. He doesn't have to be dying. Oh, here's this

fucking jerk. He's looking at Portland. every day at work. He pretends to be a scientist. I'm Joey Slotnick. I'm a real scientist. Fuck this. And all you have to just be like, oh, sorry. He bled out. Yeah. I totally kept pressure on it. Man, another victim of the hollow man. Damn you, hollow man. Let's get him. Absolutely. I'm so leaving Grenfrog for dead. And I mean, by Greg Grunberg, I mean literally anyone in this room. and you're at Greg Grunberg and you're at Greg Grunberg

Because like look There's a fucking invisible man That has the power to lift Greg Grunberg 20 feet off the ground With his arms I do Steve I totally understand it man I'd leave you for dead too Absolutely so Kim Dickens is like

Trying to get blood And in this scene she got all these blood packets And she's like Sebastian She's like here something Right She starts spraying the floor with blood All over the place Yeah the old checking for foot

print's very smart good fake blood in this scene too yeah not bad uh doesn't help kim dickens at all her neck's instantly broken he and again like dude it's really hard to break a neck this is a cool effect though like she's throwing the blood everywhere and then then she throws it once and it's just like covers your bacon yeah it smothers your bacon he looks like a mega death album cover yeah it looks pretty good he's like at a guar show or something i mean all you've done is made him more scary you know what i mean like you're not helping Great, he leveled up. This is where the neck break occurs

because then she hits the ground pretty hard and passes out. I think he tranks her too. Oh, right, yeah, he tranks her right in the chest. Yes, and then he breaks her neck. Yeah, great. And he also says something, Jason Voorhe's move.

He says something weirdly sexually, like, oh, yeah, it was like our fun last time. And it's like, ew. Yeah, I get just, oh, God, the movie's got 20 minutes left. Shut up. And Joey Slotnik, whoops, Greg.

Wouldn't you know Greg Rundberg just bleeds out anyway? It looks like great They run to another room And this is when Joey Slotnik gets impaled By this huge crowbar Dude this crowbar is the biggest menace Of this movie

I mean everybody's getting affected By this crowbar But Slotnik first he gets vorheased With this thing Out of nowhere Dude give me a quick shot of this crowbar Like zipping down a hallway Oh yeah exactly

How fun would that be He's bouncing around He's just not thinking of these things Man It goes right through him He locks, I think so that I said, Josh Brolin. Oh, then the crowbar gets Josh Brolin too, doesn't it? Oh, yeah.

This crowbar strikes again. Hooked in the guts. Hooked in the guts. And this is yet another, Josh Brolin, not being hurt by anything. Because he's fine. He's more or less fine. Later on in this, like, he's basically left for dead in a way. Like, oh, go get help.

Yeah. You know? But it's the old surprise, like, I'm going to save you. I'm not dead after all. even though I was totally near death four minutes ago. He, like, tries to freeze them out. He locks Elizabeth Shua and the dying Josh Brolin in a freezing contraption thing. A freezer?

They call it a freezing contraption thing where I'm from. That's the scientific term. It's a Bronx term. You know the consumer term. Oh, right. Of course. And the Bronx has a lot of scientists. Bronx School of Science.

Great school. There you go. Sick burn. They use whatever. she uses a magnet to get out of it while he's doing this Kevin Bacon makes a bomb out of like nitra something and a centrifuge. Here's the thing you know what an invisible man movie

shouldn't have fucking bombs and fake magnet guns and all this shit? Yep. Yep. Stop it. Stop it with this McGiver horse shit in this movie. And the best part is he blows up like he's like testing it he blows up part of the facility already. Right. And he's like I'll set this to blow up and Elizabeth Shue gets out and Elizabeth Shue who makes a fucking flamethrower. And I mean, this thing is awesome.

It's pretty cool. It is throwing flames. I think Crowbar takes a backseat to this great flamethrower because she starts cooking him like fucking meat, like bacon, to be quite honest. Charing him like bacon. By this point, he's put clothes on. He's set the place to explode by putting, like, nitro and a spinner thing. I don't know.

Centrofuge, they call it. Oh. Yeah. Look at that. Gotcha. The last act of this movie is kind of like the last act of Jurassic Park, but instead of Raptors, it's Kevin Bacon. A rapy Kevin Bacon?

Dude, it's like the last act of a Bond movie, man. Like this fucking hideout is falling down all around us. This villains, you know. And he's just casually walking out. You know, his leg starts turning back into the normal way it goes. No, you're mixing up Spacey and Bacon again. Oh, my God, I got Specy. The invisible man, did you see him?

Did you see him? The greatest trick The Invisible Man Ever pulled was Convincing the world He didn't exist Yes Meme watch

Remember watch But she just roasts him really hardcore And he is I mean I thought this was the invisible man He's the goddamn invincible man He's dead I mean like literally he's dead Because all of his clothes burn off

his body because he was about to walk out of there. Yeah, I hadn't remembered this movie and I was like, oh, fuck, like that's how they get him. Pretty cool. Yeah. But no, no, no, no, no. He keeps coming. Vorhees style. So she burns him and he runs away and then like,

she's like, oh, how am I going to use, how am I going to be able to find him? Oh, I know. I'll just put this flamethrower at the sprinkler system. I'm like, there was a sprinkler system. And there's been an explosion and a flamethrower use. This thing is useless. He's like, oh, let me just put this lighter above the sprinkler, and they're going to go off.

It's like when you got to hold your remote directly in front of the fucking TV, because the battery is dying. I don't know why, but his burns go away when the water hits. So like it washes off all of his third-degree burns, which is bullshit. He's dead. Because he looked really cool as a little crispy critter running around. And then, like, he gets the drop on her. And then out of nowhere, you know, Brolin shows up and knocks him on the noodle. With that crowbar, I think.

Yeah, and he falls down on the ground, and they see his friggin' body. Beat that thing to death. Exactly, till those brains are fucking hamburger, dude, just keep going. You know why? Because that's what Greg Grunberg would have wanted. You know what I mean? Like, doing it for Grunberg, doing it for Slotnik. I will say, doing it for the rest of the cast of Boston Public, Nicky Cat, Shy McBride.

Man, Shy McBride was great on that fucking show. Rashida Jones, everybody. Just get everybody. was my my greatest observation or most entertaining observation about him getting lit on fire was like this was the only time in cinema history that the guy in the stunt flame suit actually looked okay yeah because he's got like the bullshit latex mask on anyway so it's okay that he looks like garbage yeah so larry the stunt man getting lit up in this flame retardant suit like it's the only time it's been accurate it's It looks great. It looks like a fucking leather face Christmas. Like, he is just lit up. And, um...

Cannibals roasting on an open fire. And now we're entering the phase of the film where Kevin Bacon dies 15 times. Yeah. Yeah. A.k.a. where are the credits? AKA the elevator disaster. Not only that, but he hits an electrical box with this, with this crowbar. Oh, right. He gets zab.

And then he fries up. And then he becomes like, I guess from the electricity, he becomes semi-translucent again? Oh, right. He's like muscle man. Yeah, it's what happened to Jason Voorhees, dude. Oh, fuck. But, yeah, I'm seeing a lot of parallels here.

The explosion's going to go. I bet he's got a lot of issues with his mother, too. Just to put on the sweater, man. Kevin, Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon. So it's your classic facility. Oh, no, we got to use the elevator. Oh, no, we're going to.

He used the access ladder. And the explosion's happening. And Kevin Bacon, wouldn't you know it, grabs her leg. Oh, yeah. He grabs her down. In one more rapy movie, tries to kiss her. It's so, this is so aggravating because you've been presumed dead completely. The lab has now exploded.

They saw your fry up. They think you're dead. You could have gotten away. Take an L on this one. Take the loss here. Yep. Yeah. It's kind of like if Hannibal Lecter,

kept going. Yes. You know, but he was smart enough to get out of Dodge, go down to the Bahamas. I'm having an old friend

for dinner. That is who I want to see as an invisible man. Oh, shit. That's dicey. Yeah, someone with some brains. Some class, too. Oh, yeah.

God. Yeah, and it's just floating bottle of red wine. What is great about this elevator shaft sequence, though, is like, it takes forever? No, that's the worst part

about it is its length. No, it's like, she hits him or something and he fucking falls off back into this like fire thing she's just go to hell by the way oh well of course you know well where else is he gonna go yeah sure what's amazing heaven everlasting as he goes into these flames don't you know it you see this fucking computer cock just get gobbled up by the fire like here is this falling fucking bodies exhibit going down this ell elevator chef and you see this fucking dick they have the attention to detail to see this cartoon dick fall into the fireball. Oh my god, do you think he's a Chinese

dissident? Oh. Right, that's what the body's exhibit is. That's right. I'm just paying to see some people that shouldn't be dead. But you know what, Steve, they're dead. That's not going to change anything. We might as well get some enjoyment on our afternoon

walk. You might as well fucking prop them up at the South street seaport and charged tours $50 a head. Listen, I came to look at boats, but I could see Chinese dissidents with their skins ripped off their corpses. What's wrong with that? Same div. Yeah, I'm

learning a lot about the human body. Oh, look at that, Mother. Look at this. In the same photograph, we can get a deceased Chinese dissident in the Statue of Liberty. Irony if I ever saw it, Mother. Beam watch. Mother, I like this one. He looks scared.

Mother, look at that. They caught the death glands. So actually, the biggest bit of bullshit in this scene is Josh Brolin got hammered in the guts with this crowbar. And we're talking about gut spillage is imminent. Like, it's a gusher. It's in his guts. Sure. He's going up and down this ladder like 15 times.

Dude, and it's horseshit. And it's an elevator shaft. They have a line, like, because they're going to crawl out of the. elevator into the shaft like at the beginning of the scene and she says something like are you going to be able to do this with your fucking gut injury and she goes

well do I have a choice I was like no but it's cool to have conflict in your scene and also your hand was eaten by a gorilla recently but also maybe he's aware of gorilla maybe that's what's going on if I get bit by a gorilla by the way I'm taking the next few weeks off

enjoy your fucking science experiment I got bit by a gorilla. Oh, well, we need somebody to watch Kevin. Oh, no, Andrew's still upset about that gorilla thing. I'm not, I'm literally not even going to call him. It fucking scarred, okay? But the thing is, like, I couldn't do this shit without you injured. Absolutely not.

No. That elevator would, because the elevator goes up and then it comes back down. They're dodging this thing. It's fucking stupid. But he's dead, and that's pretty much the end of the movie. They just escape. It has a very old Hollywood ending this movie. movie. It's like Elizabeth

Shue and Josh Brolin are like embracing on this ladder and then it's like we cut outside to like the fire department showing up and then it's just credits like it's over with. I do like that that we just quickly end. Yeah, there's no like mohaha ha ha ha from fucking Kevin Bacon's penis

at the end of this movie. Here's the question. Oh my God. Now the penis is running around. Oh yeah. Got two little ball legs. What are you saying Steve? No, I'm curious to happening? Like Bill Devane is dead at the other side of town. Nobody really knows what

happened to, you know, his wife's like, oh, he had a heart attack at the pool. Yeah, he just drowned. Are you, are Josh Brolin and Elizabeth Shoe being like, oh, man, that was a fire in our lap. Oh, my God, you guys was a huge, or like, oh, look, the invisible man, like, you got to go, here's the thing, you check in with whoever was

right below Bill Devane. Okay, got it. You say, hey, man, here's the deal. Bill DeVane, that was the invisible man. That huge fucking fire and elevator malfunction. And Greg Grunberg, Invisible Man. Oh, Greg Grunberg, he got Invisible Man. You mean my nephew? I gave him that job.

But, yeah, I think you check in with somebody. And then it's like, hey, man. What's our story? Do we let the world know that we created an invisible man? Because that changes the world. The government probably sweeps it under the road. Oh, the whole thing. That's why they're down there in the first place, dude.

I wouldn't be surprised if, like, you know, the fire truck, the ambulance show up, and then, like, government agents show up and just put two in the back of the ahead of both that's what you don't see they're just also kicked down into the fire pit because i don't know if you guys know this but i think you do because i think i told you already that there's a sequel to this movie that came out in 2006 right halloman two starring christian slater and i couldn't be more excited to watch this they continued the storyline where it was being developed for the military and christian slater is like the military test job oh no was he like was he bill de vane's number two you think

I don't know. Is anyone, well, no one can return from the cast. I'm going to say one thing, though. You're really, you painted a beautiful picture, but you are neglecting to mention that Peter Fassonelty's in that movie. Oh, yeah, he's playing the detective, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that guy can't, that guy can't hack, dude. Yeah, well, hey, I don't know what to say. All right. He's just such a huge fan of Peter Fassanelli. He can't believe you insulted him like that. I'm a Slaterhead, man. Oh, yeah, you got a Slaterhead. I got a Slaterhead.

Mike Dexter, dude Who? Fascinelli's character And Can't hardly weigh his name is fucking Mike Dexter Oh right, right, right Read a fucking comic book, guys, Jesus Christ Now, the important question of the evening Is anyone going to recommend Hollow Man?

It's, yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of, It looks good, yeah, I mean, aside from the horrific politics of the film And like, you know, you kind of put your brain to bed And you're watching it hangover movie style Big, oh, that you took the words right out of my mouth. And also, you know what's good about this as a hangover movie? You're definitely watching it on TBS, and there's no unnecessary nudity. That's true.

That's a tasteful TBS edit. I could get into that. Sure. That's it. Get that on DVD, the TBS edit. No, I'm, I'm recommending the uncensored a dish. Oh, shit. Directors cut.

Ding-don cut. The Verhovening. Ding-don cut. Good question. I got to go back and check if he circumcised. I think so. yeah he's cut yeah he's cut he's cut

next question meme watch I think it's I think it's I think it's a decent time at the movies I is not you're in what Steve said is right

the horrific politics but it's an interesting watch it it's I mean yeah it's a hangover movie I like the idea of the TV edit for sure it's a total hangover movie This movie's fucking brainless, but, like, for the most part, it moves. And when you're hungover, man, you're just going to be fucking sleeping through all that boring shit anyway.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, I think that if you cut out the middle of it, like, if it's just beginning, uh-oh, he's, uh, he's, uh, he's, uh, he's, uh, he's, uh, he's, oh, shit, do you want to do, like a phantom edit of this? I do, because, if you made, like, an 80-minute movie where it's like, he's kind of a cocky jerk, because this is two hours, by the way. Yeah, it's just about two hours. You take out Jar-Jar Banks. You put him in because he was the dark Sith Lord of the whole time.

Oh, shit. No, but you cut out the middle of him just milling around and raping people. And it's just about him picking off his team. Yeah, I'm into it. It's a nice, like, a 75 to 80 minute movie in that way. That would be a better movie. And I will also say that next Wednesday, I will be at Ron John's RV warehouse. Oh, okay.

I'm going to be doing some stand-up comedy right in there. It's in the heart of Jupiter, Florida. Oh, wow. And you need to bring five people to the show. Yeah, I need to bring at least five people, so please, if everybody can help me out with that, so I don't have to pay back Ron John. Like, that would be fantastic. I want to try to come out in the black a little bit with this show.

You know what I mean? But an extra five bucks for your admission ticket, by the way. We're not talking you have to buy drinks, everybody. No mandatory drink minimums. Extra five bucks. You're in a raffle to win an RV. Oh, I like that idea. Right in the heart of Jupiter, Florida.

What is the rib situation? Oh, dude, let me tell you, all you can eat. Oh, I like that. The hometown of Burt Reynolds, I think. That's right. That's right, baby. I'm shaving the beard into a mustache just for this show.

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We're already getting into October. This was kind of an end to the spooktackers. Because, you know, this is almost a horror movie. It's kind of scary. It's a little bit.

scary. But now we're getting really scary with Pet Cemetery too. Oh, that's right. We are talking a dog. A dog? Well, a dog, yeah, there is a German ship. Clancy Brown? Clancy Brown. That's the name I was searching for. Clancy Brown is the... Oh, I just call up dog.

I'm really close with Clancy. Yeah, I was going to say you better be... Your fucking head is going to explode. Clancy Brown will beat the fucking shit out of you. Clancy Brown's going to come to me and he's going to be like, where does Eric live? And I'm going to tell him. Please tell him. you? I would love that. It would be great

to have visitors. All right. All four of us losers with pipes versus Clancy Brown. Clancy Brown wins. Oh, he wins. He rages out and he fucking kills all of us. Guaranteed. Oh, also in the movie, Eddie Furlong and some other fat kid. If I remember the movie correctly,

I think Clancy Brown is the stepdad of the fat kid. Yikes. Clancy Brown's dead bad. You can keep that. So until next week, when the spooktacular 2016 kicks off. I'm Andrew Jupin. Steven Sadek. Eric Siska.

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