We Hate Movies - S7 Ep277: Episode 277 - Surviving the Game

Episode Date: November 29, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes a We Love Movies title as they talk about Ernest Dickerson's Surviving the Game! What's the cannibalism situation here? How did they allow Busey's character to get killed off so quickly? And what's with that trophy room? PLUS: Coming to NBC this Fall—it's the new hit comedy, Grave Diggers! Surviving the Game stars Ice-T, Rutger Hauer, Charles S. Dutton, Gary Busey, John C. McGinley, and F. Murray Abraham; directed by Ernest Dickerson.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

on today's program we're hunting humans for sport again that's right it's surviving the game i'm andrew jupin steven chris gabin eric cisco and we hate movies Thank you. Hello, everyone, welcome to We Hate Movies on the Side Show Network. Thank you for tuning in to the program, as always. Like we said, before that theme song, you guys, surviving the game from 1994, directed by Ernest Dickerson. He's doing a lot of great TV these days. Fucking finally.

Ernest? Ernest Dickerson. Oh, not P. Whirl. No, different Ernest. What TV is he doing, Chris Cabin? I don't know. He's directed... I haven't heard of that show. It's on CBS.

I don't know. He did a bunch of episodes of The Wire. He did a sleepy hollow. I like a ton of shit. He's probably done some Blacklist, maybe. I mean, everybody's done a Blacklist. I think I'm directing an episode of Blacklist right now. Oh, man, you better get to it.

No, get a bigger hat on his head. No, no, I need a bigger one. That's stupid. We're going to need these two more palm trees in here, I think. Man, whoever thought you'd just see him bald, huh? That's a fucking tragedy. Is it? James Spader?

In all the things that have happened in November, James Spader being bald is a tragedy. Well, he's been bald for like fucking ten years. For the fourth season of a show that's going to just give you reruns upon reruns. I'll take Andrew's side on this. You go back and watch Tough Turfs Stargates. Oh, get ready to drool. Stargate, it's out of control.

Go back and watch Lincoln. No, he's obese in that movie. here's something actually since we're talking about reruns yeah I'm a little uncomfortable making this episode just because our the biggest target the most powerful target we ever had is in there which is iced tea who could buy and sell anyone in this room three times over oh I'm cool with ice tea though wait do we have a feud with ice tea we might after this episode no no no no ice tea and I have interacted on Twitter three times exactly okay oh nice yeah dude I'm a huge guy I unapologetically still watch SVU I think he's fucking awesome on it and listen I'm gonna get this out of the way right now I fucking really like this movie

it's a we love movies for me too it totally is and rewatching it before you guys got here it was just I hadn't seen it in a while I was just reminded of how much I totally like this movie so it's not a what are we doing here but it's a real WLM been a while so this is it's indeed iced tea being hunted

for sport by the likes of people like Gary Busey F. Murray Abraham Johnson McGinley John C McGilley McGilley Rucker Howard Charles S. Dutton so it's not entirely racist. The kid from copycat Oh yeah! Copycat

copycat of Coffee Cat. The titular copycat. Who's playing a certain kind of cat in this movie. Also John C. McGinley's hat. Johnsey McGinley's accent sometimes Yeah sometimes occasionally This character is sometimes from Texas

Supporting role Other times just Johnson McGinley It's kind of endearing though Because you're like oh he's just having fun on this one Like he didn't know like who cares One for me one for them kind of It's like oh it's a movie about hunting a person Yeah okay

This of course harkens back There's a great genre of hunting for, you know, human beings for sport. It's a grand tradition in cinema. Naked Prater film, right? Right, Chris? This is a pruder film. I was I was referencing like, you know,

the most dangerous game. Oh, I was talking about. Hard target. The naked prey. Yeah. You guys aren't into the cinema verite. No, we're not. When that becomes a documentary format, I'm not great about it, to be honest. My question is, has this ever happened

because like it's happened enough in literature and film like somebody must have hunted somebody it's happening right now anytime you think you know every few hours I would say it is actually happening early it's a big world early 20th century Louisiana this is happening or like or like shitty British imperialist oh come on of course oh yeah or Mark Zuckerberg has a hedge maze with a bunch of homeless people running it with a bunch of elaborate traps oh yeah little tricksters Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And actually adding to this grand tradition of hunting people for a sport, that piece of shit Rob Zombie Movie 31.

Oh, okay. Fuck that movie up its Halloween face. But is that really hunting as much as just like having an avatar that goes around butchering people? Well, you know, Chris Cabin, there is a gambling aspect to that film's activities. I think we're gambling here, right? We're having a little bit of fun. How about First Blood, right?

They're hunting Rambo, Lynn, Woods. Can we start with this question? Are they fucking eating these people? That, listen, that is the biggest mystery box in this movie. No, I think they're fucking. I think they're fucking the corpse. It's kind of like broke back mountain, but instead of like fucking on a fishing boat, it's more like, oh, I'm going to go and get to my buddies.

Fuck and then hunt human beings for sport. Can't you fuck people, fuck your buddies and eat? Yeah, I guess. Yeah. After you fuck your hunting buddy, dude, you are going to be starving. Need that protein, man. I mean, sorry. No, go ahead.

I was just going to say, to my point, is at one point, Rucker Hauer feeds Charles S. Dutton and Altoid in this movie. Unceremoniously, uncommented upon, it just happened. It's kind of adorable, honestly. That's what you do with your buddies. That's what I do with all my buddies. Remember what guys, but my real buddies. Eric does remember all the times I fed him peppermint gum and Wrigley.

Oh, ew. It's been a while, Chris. Where you've been? To your point, the cannibalism, Andrew, I'm sorry, I stepped on you there. Oh, no. I mean, I just think the way that there's this scene at the, you know, towards the beginning of the film. And by the way, it's a sweet like 94 minutes of that. Thank you so much.

No, there's this scene where they're like having this dinner. And they're talking about like how you know what, like what pig to slaughter. And it's like, you got to look at it and you just analyze it. And then you look at how old it is. And if it's had a good life. And then you got it. You touch its meat. You got to analyze it.

You got to get in there in the cheeks and spread them. I know we didn't say at the beginning, Holly Hunter is in the movie. She does a great job. It would be so great. It was a fucking cabin full of character actors and Holly Hunter. And actually, me doing the Bucie impression was incorrect because it's Charles S. Dutton who's giving this monologue about like looking at a pig and whatever. And he's like staring right at iced tea.

And then I think Rucker Howard is the one who's like, like you know don't because like ice tea's a homeless man in this movie and he's like wolfing this food down and and fucking hower is like no no no you can't eat like that you got to savor it you got to smell it you got to touch the meat and then and only then do you just eat it and I'm like fuck it yeah that's listen yeah they're fucking the person and then eating it I think is the unsaid stuff in this movie the opening of this movie is iced cheese dog getting murdered. Oh man, I didn't need this. It just gets nailed by a taxi.

Man, it gets fucking destroyed. And this Eastern European cab driver gets out, it's like, well, it's my money, you damage my cop. Which is amazing because my question was like, what monetary value is he placing on this? Like, what will satisfy him?

I need to get the car wash. You give me the money for the car. $20. I don't know about this funny business with this dog. $20 for a car wash? Are you a dog assassin? Why are you getting paid for this dude you murdered a dog and it sucks because the movie totally telegraphs this thing too because they're cutting between icedy's dog running into the street and this band of like marauders hunting a man in the woods very much like the opening of a hard target yeah absolutely uh and it's like

the dog gets nailed by this cab and then this arrow bursts through this man's chest and it just goes surviving the game which neither the dog or this unknown man did. I just came up with a great idea for another movie because it's been a while since you've had a hunting for sport

homeless people for sport movie yeah we're hungry we're rich people hunting homeless people for sport uh oh

predators show up and now the rich people that are hunting the homeless people and maybe the homeless people have to hunt a pig well wasn't it I like it

it's called food chain well wasn't that oh nice was a predator eating people yeah probably predator food chains with a Z was it Eric or

and two chains is in it why not birthday it's your birthday Was Andrew or Eric was talking about the Jason novel where he goes and butchers?

Look, it's right there, motherfucker, on my bookshelf right next to you. Right there. Hate kill repeat. I like that. Yeah, like I kind of like those. It's a copy of Ulysses. It's actually in front of a toy model

of the Ark of the Covenant. That's what you want. So wait, what were you? I kind of like, I wish there was more. And like, that's the best thing about this is it is just like icing these people. Oh, yeah, it's awesome. It's great.

And like, I don't know why there aren't more of this. I would watch this more. As long as it's not like super self-serious like fucking Michael C. Hall and gamer kind of bullshit. Well, the thing is like, we can have fast in the furious movies up the wazoo. How about hunting people movies? Surviving the game too. Surviving seven.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. Oh, surviving seven. that's a movie itself right there. And then like... When Ice Tea comes back to the series, like who knows how many later?

Yeah. You just called Surviving Game. Hey, speaking of coming back to a series, can I tell you that when I went to see Dr. Strange they had a preview for this new Triple X movie? Oh, I've seen that. Dude, let me tell you, people in this fucking Doctor Strange theater

were laughing their tits off of this thing. At all of the times where it's supposed to be like, look how cool this is, people were just laughing. at it. Well, he's James Bonded shorts. Nobody wants that. Cargo shorts. Yeah. It's a little late in the game. Also, by the way, Ice-T,

if you put Vin Diesel in the Ice-T role in this movie, this movie is so much worse. Oh, sure. Yeah. All credit to Ice-T who could, again, buy and sell. Like, Ice-T could buy your student loans and then fucking jack up the rate, which I think he's done already. Can I tell you one of my coolest New York

City moments? Mm-hmm. My wife and I were going, we're downtown. We were going into a soul food restaurant and out right as we were coming in, ice tea and cocoa. Wow. Coming out of this restaurant. And I was like, we're about to eat at the same place. Ice tea just had dinner.

That's the coolest fucking thing that's ever happened to me. It was great. And he was dressed very nicely. You would piss me off today? What's it? Ice team got on the A train before you did and it closed on you. See you later. Eric.

no my my uh if you guys don't know gary busy's in town doing a one man oh no one man he's doing he's doing like a one tooth show oh this one tooth show no there's like 70 teeth in that mouth wait he's gary busy's in town doing some play or something i think it's very short i think it's like a week or something okay and uh a coworker of mine was like i just saw gary bucy outside the building what because it's you know we're in the we're basically in the theater district. He was asking if I could spare half of my sandwich.

Well, my head spin because I missed it. Oh, that's the worst. Had you, like, just come inside, too? No. But I was still man. And then you looked at a cab, but it was iced tea

and Gary Bussey together. See you later, Eric. Goodbye. Here's something about the beginning of this movie, man. I'll tell you what. As much as I love ice. I think he's awesome in this movie.

This fucking dread wig they got him in. This looks like a sorority girl's racist Halloween costume. It's that and the beard, whatever pubic hair they just glued to his face. What fucking goat's ass did they shave that off of? Which is like I get it because he's homeless and this is like him grown out.

It's him and this old guy, old Hank. This guy's from like the Great Depression. Yeah, he's been homeless forever. I think if this guy, I looked him up, he died in 2002, unfortunately. We could have cast him as LG Yahoo. he could have done it he could have fucking done it

unfortunately I think he's got some yelping pipes you know I think he could do it you gotta go young for LG Yahoo and then you age him up like you know exactly alright because he's got to get stuck in the cave give him some Reed Richards

hair like Citizen Kane yes exactly a young Orson Wells really would have brought some life into LG Yahoo but um he's a bisexual what

brilliant what a Wunderkind sorry what were you saying no but so it's they go to get some meat iced tea and this other actually he buries bingo and he says the most chilling line

in the movie where bingo's a dog is it I don't know and that was his name of yes and the guy's like oh you're burying him pretty deep

I wish somebody would bury me that deep and I'm like, oh man, that's real. That's a real line wants to die. Why don't they eat the dog? Out of respect. God damn it. I don't know. It was hit by a car. It's probably not very good. It's tenderizing, man. You're eating half tire in there. There's a scene

where ice tea and this this derelict old man are looking through the trash cans. This old man's like, oh, no one eats meat anymore. Where's the meat? He's doing like a George Carlin bit while they're rooting for garbage. He's like, oh, these salad,

these healthy millennials. Oh, God, you know what? There's seven things you can't say on TV. One of them's meat now. So they break into some like slaughterhouse or some shit. And this, like, listen, this over-the-top security guard,

let me tell you something. This is why you don't cast the stunt coordinator of the movie to have lines. Yeah. That's who this guy is. Oh, is you really? And he is just fucking He borrowed Gary Busey's teeth

To chew the scenery He also borrowed Gary Bucce's cocaine I mean this dude's outrageous Like he fucking comes up He grabs the old man And starts beating the shit out of him He's like I'm gonna fucking kill somebody tonight I'm like here

Meach already spoiled He's oh yeah They're like Ice tea's like no no no no We'll just put the meat back Don't worry about it's like No no no you got your fucking filth all over right We're gonna go to hell tonight

Well the weird thing is like It's one of two times in this movie Charles's Dutton is the other one where they like cast a black guy where a white guy would be because it would be way too racist if it was a white guy because it's just this guy

like Billy clubbing iced tea and I'm like well this is really uncomfortable It's so weird And this dude Doesn't uh Does ice tea kick this guy in the balls Ice tea has found a gun in the garbage scene And old Hank is like

I always check the barrel You don't want that gun to go off in your face By the way audience Check the barrel It's gonna happen later in the movie I'll talk to you guys later By the way, audience, do you know what a screenplay is? That's where when he finds that gun in the garbage can,

and one of the reasons why I like Ice T so much is I think that, like, no matter what schlock he's having to spew on SVU, like he always comes at it with charisma. But this line where he finds this gun, he just goes, Hey, Hank, I got a gun. And this guy, like, he's like, man, blah, blah, my guns. Where's the meat? My name's Hank W. foreshadowing.

But you thought I wasn't important. Just old Hank, he just wrote me off, didn't you? I was supposed to be in Groundhog Day, and they wrote me out of it, and all son of a bitch got the chicken soup from Bill Murray, and I'll get him one day. He was supposed to be that old man that dies in the alley,

that Bill Murray saves. That, for my taste, too tender scene in Groundhog Day, let's keep it a little lighter, Bill. Murray. Yeah, no, I don't need that. But think about what you could do in a day, Steve, if you actually try. Oh, wow. You could feed. Kill him, fucking him and eat him. Yeah, I mean, he has to. One of those days,

he does have to kill somebody and eat them. How is there not in the endless montages in Groundhog Day? And I'm not shitting on Groundhog Day. I love it. But in the endless montage of Groundhog Day, how is there not one where it's Bill Murray sitting in the middle of the street, there's a dead body in his lap, and he's got a fucking knife and fork, and he's just got blood all over his face and he's chewing and smiling

at Stephen Tomolowski. Or he's eating Tobol. Maybe that's what happens. He's just talking to his severed head. Or he's in like a five-star restaurant with a domino mask completely naked covered in blood and there's like three dead women and he's like, ah! It would be a nice

touch. Yeah. And then like he plays the piano really well, which would be cute. I bet Ramos shot it down. We'll never know. Just start singing, I'm your weather man uh the next day when you know it old hank dies in the bus that the kid from into the wild died in what they're staying in dude let me tell you there are ways to start scenes and there are ways to start scenes ice tea wakes up in this fucking derelict bus looks out the

window and goes god still constipated i forgot i almost did a spitting to no one because Hank's dead, but he also thinks Hank's asleep, so he's not talking to him. God, I'm still constipated. Thanks. Great character detail. You are constipated quite a bit of your homeless. That's kind of a problem. Why? Why? I don't know. You're just not eating well.

You're not eating well. You're not drinking enough? They're stealing all this meat. What are you talking about? They're eating like kings. But I don't think they got the meat. Didn't they have to leave the meat behind? Oh, yeah. That's right. So, yeah, they were just... That coked-out security guard beat the shit out of them. Like the rine of a cauliflower. of that night. That's going to block

you up. Why doesn't he eat Hank? Hank's right there. He's newly dead. It's not like he's rotting. It's probably cold out. That's the Pacific Northwest. I mean, I feel like if you're in a homeless, like, buddy situation, it's like being in the army, you got to be like, this is the letter to give my daughter, this is, you are allowed to

eat me, you can fuck my corpse, and please don't bury me next to a dog. Oh, and that's the thing. Bingo is on the same level as Hank the human being because they're grave neighbors. The grave We call these Everest rules. And what's awesome is like it's just kind of this like publicly open lot.

I'm like, you know what, man? Some developers are going to buy that shit and go to build like a Starbucks on it. You know, I think you inspired me. Now, Grave Neighbors, that's a perfect name for a sitcom. I'm sure it is. Funeral home next to, I don't know, the Grave Diggers House. Or no, it's a funeral home next to a very snooty man named Peter Graves. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they're always getting into it. Oh, sure, yeah. Oh, what, you're having another funeral? Oh, the funeral home's always got fumes coming out of it. And Peter Graves is trying to entertain. My daughter drinking from Mal to hide. Tell the chef this tastes like low-grade dog food. Oh, man.

Graves. Get Rodney. Oh, it's the Surly. I love it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The Surly, like, funeral home, operator. Oh, yeah.

Oh, no, Rodney would be the grave. digger. That's the thing. You've got the funeral home. Then Peter Graves is stuck in the middle for some reason with a house and then the cemetery. They're always cutting through the backyard to get like the backhoe into the cemetery. All right now. My boss is coming over for dinner. I

certainly hope no one moves a dead body through my patio. Oh my God. This is like honestly, that's 400 episodes. At least 400 episodes. Yeah. If you were to start at the 1970s yet, it would have run it 400. Of course. Yeah.

It would have been three spinoffs. It would be like dark shadows. Just keep it going. I'm sorry, but Peter Graves is somebody and now somebody's going to yell at us on the internet. Peter Graves is an actor. Right. He was in a bunch of stuff.

Wasn't he an airplane as the guy? That's one of the pilots. Stop writing your tweet. So yeah, sorry that I did a delete that tweet draft. Yeah. And I know I was doing a Steve Knight or whatever. You can't put him in your Graves show. Okay.

You can't do it. Because he's been dead for a few years now. Okay, so stop it. So ice tea is like, well, you know what, time for suicide, which, you know, I don't know, depending on what's going on. You lose your dog and your homeless companion in 24 hours? Yeah, I'm killing myself. Well, what if he has to relive that day and find a way to save them both? Oh, well, there would be at least one of the days he's reliving where he's dutifully playing the piano. Should I save this dog a fuck Andy McDowell?

Can he relive a day later in the movie, like when he's being hunted for sport? Oh no, I got killed That would be great if it was like that Tom Cruise movie Oh, Edge of Tomorrow Yeah Where it was like he keeps dying Oh shit He is Busey

I just think of I see In that big mechanized suit Oh yeah You know what That's a good movie Is that a good movie? It is a good movie I like it

It's not as good as oblivion The other Tom Cruise Science fiction movie I actually didn't finish that Really? I got like an hour in And it was on TV at a hotel Oh it wasn't like

You were like Fuck it No I like it. I'm leaving. I'm leaving now. Just get out. You awful, awful man.

So, yeah, I mean, so he buries this dude. Suicide time. Oh, yeah. You try to get suicide. Saved by Charles's done. Where we're trying to step in front of a bus. Yeah, it's like, where's that gun that he found, by the way? Yeah.

Shoot yourself in the fucking teeth. Also, Hank, poor Hank, you buried him with a marked grave in a lot next the suburban home like you don't think people are going to know like oh there's a open grave there's a freshly a dude a developer's going to buy it and build a Starbucks on it. They don't need a like a guy

walking his dog is going to see the grave in the middle of the lot. Guys you can just ask me I read the Tribune this morning I know what happens to this parking lot. Oh yeah it's now the parking lot of a bank of America. Thank you IMDB trivia. Right. Well so many banks have been buried have been built over the graves of homeless people.

It's not even... It's not true. I think there's a bank, actually. What's the island we got up just south of the Bronx where we bury all the homeless people? Oh, Brother Island? Something like that?

I think we're going to put a bank on there. Just pave it right over. No one's missing them anyways. A good city bank, yeah. Well, when Giuliani runs the northern territory of the United States. You know, there's the 9-11. Thanks for the position.

Oh, thanks for the job. And remember 9-11. I'm the Uber governor of the Northeast region. I'm the world's mayor. New York, Boston, Philadelphia. Oh, wow. Yeah. I own them all.

And Dallas because it's of the NFC East. Oh, what's that? A horrible disease. It's been eating my brain and I only have two months to live. Oh, no. I've been praying that's what's happening. happening to that man. His fucking brain is just disintegrating inside

that bald head. That is a sitcom. I don't know if it can go 400. So it's a guy named Peter Graves Giuliani. No, so Charles S. Dutton pushes him out of the way of this bus. And he's like, you know, hey man, I'm working for this mission. He's doing the long con by the way.

It's impressive. It is. I think this is part of like the sport too. It's like, can I convince a rube? Well, that's, well, it's interesting because later in the movie when they realized like ice tea's going to be a bit of a challenge Charles S. Dutton is like you know he's like oh yeah didn't I tell you I know how to pick him and I think it's a thing where like each time they're a like a different one of them is assigned to attract a homeless person I think this is Dutton's specialty I mean he's served it up all to

me they're not they're not letting John C. McGinley pick somebody off the street because I mean it seems that Dutton knows all the homeless people like he has he's working at this mission I Yeah, so I think he's tapped into the culture. God, that's crooked. These people trust you. That is crooked. He's got a black heart, man. Or he just finds somebody, it's a reveal not too long from now, but maybe he just likes the look of their head.

Oh, God. That shit's disgusting. He's like, oh, go to my buddy's place. They've got money for you. It's Rutger Howard's house. Here's 20 bucks. He's like, for 20 bucks, I'll go anywhere, obviously. And the one, I mean, like, he needs to ask, Ice Gene needs to be asking this question.

question this entire movie until they actually start hunting them for sport, which is... When do you need me to fill out that W4 so I can get paid? Yes, one. That way it's nice and on the books. But if that is not happening, the question is, is this like sex stuff or what? Yes, why is no one inquiring

about is there sex stuff? I think it's just an unwritten rule. Like, ICE, too, knows that's the story. Is he going to go along with it, though? I don't think this character's going along with it. 20 bucks. 20 bucks? Is that all it takes? It's a night Can you hang out after the show?

Tonight in a really shitty motel room. Come on. Yeah, I mean, I think I would be like immediately, okay, well, that's it. It's all over. If you're not having the thought to ask about what's the deal with sex stuff. You know what you really have to start asking questions, though? When you go to an interview with Rutger Hauer, who's really fat in this movie, by the way, I don't know what's going on. Yeah, he looks like an obese uncle I think.

I thought he looked quite strapping. No, not at all, dude. He's incredibly out of shape in this. I mean, he's not. He's eating people. He's not in prime hitcher shape. No. It's not a good look for it.

He's got a ponytail and he's got a goatee. This fucking goatee, man. You know what? It's like back when we had bookstores and like the music. Man, that's fucking depressing. And it's a classical music. This is that old guy in the middle of the bookstore who's conducting the music by himself. Just waiting to do.

just like closing his eyes doesn't got anybody near him just thinking about it man that's living that's what this guy looks like he looks like so when that guy pictured that dude at in the middle of borders okay picture that guy says to you yeah uh i was always borders over uh b and n by the way oh wait did borders have music oh yeah yeah well not my borders hashtag not my borders i had a borders growing up that was just a bookstore. Oh, really? Was it borders with like an umlau over the O? Was it a fake one?

Was there an A in it? No, it was legit. I am going to secure the borders. I'm going to bring them back. I am going to bring back borders to this country. There's going to be, okay, first of all, there's going to be a registry. All the Muslim books will be in one section.

Keep an eye on them. 25% off of all anti-Semitic language. Chains of plans. What I'm going to do is close all the borders, reopen them as bonefish grills. It's going to be fabulous. Some of the best fish you've ever eaten. But bonefish grill will still have

a staff picks area, okay? And what we have there, it's staff picks, is Mind Kumpf, by a little known German philosopher. Never heard of him. A d'UF, Hitler? I

don't know. I don't know, but I know it's very compelling, very fun. Steve Bannon used to read me lullabies of this book every night during the campaign. Actually, Rucker Hauer looks a little bit like Steve Bannon in this. He kind of does, which it got me thinking it's two things because we got to make a Steve Bannon movie and make it like a fucking raunchy sex comedy where he's like debased at every turn.

Oliver Stone's already making this. Yeah. And it's either you could get Rucker Hauer to do it or because he definitely looks like fat alcoholic Robert Redford. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. He looks like fat Robert Redford with the alcohol. The boos and coke nose. You really have to get that really correct.

You got to get Tom Savini in there. Speaking of Tom Savini, you got to get him in there for that nose. Or maybe you just get Steve Bannon on a boat and he gets marooned and dies. That's a sitcom. Peter Graves is stuck on an island with Steve Bannon. Actually, if you're getting Tom Savini, get like Eric Stone Street, get him a wig. Oh, now we think that's sure. Then I think he would. Oh, you because only the master Tom Savini could get Eric Stone Street a wig. No, and the Bokin, the Coke and... What about Tom Seismore?

Oh, man. He's got... I'm sure... Yeah, well, yeah. I mean, he'll methad the shit out of it. It might be his comeback. Finally get that Oscar. Yeah. So, oh, so what I was saying

all of this, no, it's just that if the whole, if you, if it doesn't cross your mind to ask what is what's going on with the sex stuff, start asking questions when Rutger Hauer is like, okay, for $20, I want you to run on this treadmill for 30 minutes. Yeah. Okay.

While I just watch you work out. Quote, quote unquote, run. He's jogging lightly on this thing. He's just kind of having like, oh, you're acting like you could best this. I'm not running on a runny machine or whatever he calls it. Fuck you, Chris. Now you're doing it. You said you could beat Ice T's time.

Step up. Okay. See you later, Chris. Well, he just laughed you twice. On a treadmill. The thing is, though, to be fair, he is running in homeless guy underwear and jeans. That is unswitting in it, too. The smell.

That's life every day for these people. I was going to say, Ricker Howard doesn't really care about the smell at his house if he's just having this guy around. These poor parrots in this scene. The myriad of parrots. that are in this scene. And why those parrots don't transfer to the hunting lodge later. How about a bunch of stuffed birds?

What was the logic behind that? Like, oh, rich people have exotic birds? Oh, well, because it's a status symbol. It's also kooky. So he's like, all right, you did a good job. You know, here's a hundred bucks. I'll talk to you later. I used that to get, I think, a mad dog.

Yeah. Which I'm really appreciative. No, this list is perfect. it's a mad dog he's got like some sort of chicken or some sort of meat yeah look like frozen chicken but yeah where is he cooking it in this hotel room is my question oh on a radiator okay so he's got some sort of me by the way hotel you're playing fast and lose with that word it's a fucking flop house it's a flop house on skid row he's like the one with the tv that works it doesn't but he starts cutting his hair takes a nice bath he puts on like some jazz it's a soft jazz haircut

bath okay he's got a fucking tray in the middle of the tub like Dalton Trumbo with a mirror on it I thought it looked very nice it's just outrageous to see iced tea like this I was just sort of like you got that razor you got the hot bath I was like what do we do it

it's better than a bus man it's classier than a bus it's like queens have killed themselves this way and you're about to get on a bus or something to go to this cabin in the woods with these guys who want to do something with your body He's getting flown there, though.

He's already been told that he's going to be, like, a survival expert. Yeah, he's going to guide to them or something. They're guiding in the wilderness for these hunters. When he goes downstairs to smoke a cigarette, Robert Duvall is there on the other side of the fence. And he's like, you know, Ice-T, in the old days, Roman generals used to open their wrists after they had failed in battle. Well, man, that would have been amazing. Listen, you're not getting Robert Duval for this movie. He would have been great in this movie.

would have been, yeah, like, he could have totally been one of the hunters, or maybe, like, he's, like, the final boss, right? Oh, like, after he meets these hunters. Yeah. And he was, like, the dude that was orchestrating it all. Turns out there were, like, cameras and all of the trees. Yeah, totally. And then, like, all of us, like, iced he thinks he's out of the woods. And then, like, a helicopter just descends from the sky. Nice to meet you. Game Master. Right? He's the game master. Hey, speaking of Robert Duval, did anybody watch that? Why are you still doing this? The judge? Oh, God, I did. I had to review it. Oh, yeah. It's awful.

I gave it half a star. Is it that bad? Oh, yeah, it's horrible. That looks like like a T&T afternoon. That is, I mean, if you want to be violently ill, yes. Is it a John Grisham joint? No. Okay, here's the thing about that.

John Grisham's doing joints now. He's doing nothing but joints. I was doing joints with John Grisham. George, smoking a J with John Grisham. And we said lawyers, right? Now you packed this wheel tight. this is firm. They're firm.

I was smoking a joint with John Grisham, and it started porn. I was like, Jody Boy, you're a rainmaker. And then he went off and he wrote a book. What were you saying about the judge? There's more than one scene where you have to watch Robert Downey Jr.

take poor Robert Duval, who's an old man who shits in a diaper all the time. It's so fucking bad. So you're ripping off Crash? Like, it's worse than that. It's like, like, you actually see the shit. What? In real life, he has to shit in a diaper and they were like trying to hide it with

Well, as you know, Eric, Robert Deval's method and he got really into. He's like, I'm going to shit in his diaper. You think that was legit his shit? This is an interesting question because also, yes, because think about this, the art, art department or someone. Yeah, I had to get like a good mix going. Making shit. You just put baked beans in a blender, you're fine. Yeah, all right.

Or I could just walk around back this shed for a second. It'd be a lot quicker and a lot more natural. Okay. Right, Chris? Lord Almighty. Chris likes authenticity in cinema. I do. I do like that. So, again, is this sex stuff.

The next morning, Ruckerhauer shows up. I see he has like a big burn on his back, which we'll get to because it's like a, it's a mysterious point in the movie for some reason, even though it shouldn't be. Nope. But he shows up in his bedroom and he's like, hello. And he's like, oh, hi, is this sex stuff? He's like, no. Here's some clothes. Did I bring this loop for nothing?

We're going to pay you $500 a week. Here's a $200 advance, you know. And now he's liking Mr. Burns. And 500, 500 a day, is it? It's 500 a week. But I'm sorry, even if you're not, if you're not aware that you should be questioning the possibility of, of sex stuff. Sure.

You're a homeless man living on the street, and these gentlemen tell you that they want you, a man who lives on a city street to be a nature guide in the woods.

That is a way more important question than is their sex stuff. The question is, why me? And like, Ice-T tries to address it, and the screenplay's like, nah, no, no, no, shut up.

Just go with it. Because Rutger-Hauer sees something in him, doesn't he? That's the thing. Another thing, I realized with this ponytail and goatee combo with Rutger Hauer, he looks like he could be playing Abraham Van Helsing. He did it actually. Yeah. He did in

Dario Gentus Dracula. Oh, right. That's a fucking terrible movie. That's a terrible movie. Nope. So we get to the woods. We finally get to the woods. Plainsland. We meet Gary Busey who works for the CIA we meet John C. McGinley

John C. McGinley who's a Texas guy who's wound too tight as he was in the 90s and this is outrageous though I mean he's like I like John C. McGinley he's obnoxious in this movie this performance is really over the top Steve tell me is he also one of the tuffs on Deadly Ground? Oh he absolutely

he torques that old man right to death I think that's the mode Oh yeah! I think this was his post like talk radio era where he's just playing tufts like that's it yeah he had a little career as a tough yeah he was in seven he was the lead swat guy yeah yeah and before he got the scrubs gig he's doing commercials for some fucking horseshit can i ask a question actually because always steve this is a safe space next is f murray abraham which you will you will forget that f murray abraham is in this movie when someone's like oh yes surviving the game and you're

like yeah totally it comes up all the time yeah oh well Well, you know, in conversation with people like us, you know, like, yeah, Ice Tea, Gary Busey, Charles S. Dutton, of course. Convicted murderer, Charles S. Dutton. He's in that movie. It was fad slaughter. You fucking forget. Wait, what did he do? He killed some dude in a bar fight or something. He did time. Yeah. He stabbed someone to death.

Oh, shit. Yeah, dude. Don't fuck around with Charles S. Dutton. And you know what? That happens in another movie, Mimick. You forget F. Murray Abraham's in fucking Mimick. Wait, F. Murray Abraham's Mimick? Yeah. Is he the mimic? Damn it?

Cheers. Yes. Bravo. Cheers. Yes. No, he's Minas Favari's like teacher.

Oh, God. Yeah, you're right. All right. All right. So, F. B'Bari Abraham looks like. Sliari from

Amadeus. All those things. All those great performances. The ball sack monster from Star Trek Insurrection. This kid, the kid from copycat

is a little Aryan, blonde-haired blue eye. I'm like, who did he fuck to get this kid as his child? He fucked Ava Braun. He must have fucked an albino, Angelic.

You fucked powder? I don't know. Is powder that kid's mom? Powder's female mate. Steve, are you becoming interested in eugenics now? I'm just saying, no, this guy's ear is bigger than this kid's head. It's called race horse breeding, okay? All I'm saying is it's not convincing father-son cast.

No, and let me, this kid, by the way, this kid gets. the wool pulled over his eyes. You think you're going out for a hunting trip with dad. And then when the reveal happens, and this dude is like, what the fuck? Like, you're disowning your entire family. You're never talking to your father again, even if it goes well. The best case scenario, you're never talking to him again. The weird thing is, like, this kid, for the screenplay, I feel like he needs to be into it.

You know what I mean? Like, yeah. He just needs to be like a shitty little. like, oh, I didn't know this is going to happen because I just jerking off and stuff. Because if he's not, he's into it. Well, this makes it a more nuanced film. Oh, yeah, right.

But it's a, it's a real, it's a fleshed out real world. It's an iced tea drama is more of what we're talking about it. Well, yes, I mean, I thought that goes without saying. We know drama. No, but if that happened, which it does, like that's what happens. He's like, I don't know, dad, you know, then he has to wind up helping out ice tea in the movie. Yes, which he doesn't. Like, they get to a point where ice tea is awesome.

systematically butchering these men and he's like all right dad here's the deal I'm gonna fucking help you kill ice tea but then after that I swear to God I am not coming home for Christmas and you're like no no no no no no no no no one or the other movie

or do the wait in the car I'm just gonna wait in the car you know what I mean like just watch Gary Busey should have beat the shit out of this kid the second where he's like dad I don't know Gary Busey comes over he's like I got this after him and just, like, beats this dude to death. Can we talk about my favorite scene, which is we're all having dinner.

Yes. It's a very sensual dinner. Having pork. Well, yeah, because he shouldn't have eaten that much pork. Oh, he'd too much. Hulk Hogan should have been in this movie, by the way. Oh, that would have been great. Where the fuck was Terry Belaya's agent on this one?

Well, because, I mean, like, the only, I mean, he would have to play himself. That's the only way you can ever imagine Hulk Hogan making money is being, he's not like, oh, I'm a big oil baron. It's me, I'm an oil baron. You're playing a, he played a, he played. a fake professional wrestler. No, this is the move

to make, okay? You want to hide them, you want to make them a surprise. Sure. This is set sort of in the Pacific Northwest.

Yeah, yeah. He plays Bigfoot. Out of nowhere, he's running around. Bigfoot's involved now. Maybe it's like, it's sort of like,

Hey brother. Yeah, they sort of bond because they can, like, like Bigfoot recognizes like another animal and,

you know, that's afraid and it's being hunted just like Bigfoot It has been. Hey, brother, want to chew on these acorns with me. So, but it's Gary Busey, and he's like, you know, I can, he's like, he's like, well, what's your story?

He's like, you want to know what my fucking story is? My dad had me by a dog. It was, I called him Prince. What was it, Prince, something, something stout. I don't know. I love this dog. I want to, I'd feed this dog. And, like, he goes to this whole story about how his dad made him.

killed this dog. Right. And they had to fight to death. In hand-to-hand combat. He was like, how'd you get that scar? He's like, oh, how'd you get that scar? He's like, you want to know how I got these scars?

And then, and it's, let me tell you something. It is a monologue you don't see coming. I mean, the lights lower in this cabin. Gary Busey has just got you on the edge of your seat with this shit. And it's the mid-90s, Gary Bucy was still acting at this point. Sure. You know what I mean? So, like, it's kind of done in one shot or maybe two shots.

He, I mean, listen, he fucking knocks it out of the park. I'm sorry, it's awesome. It is great. So then my dad brought me out to the woods, and there was Prince Edward Stout, and he's tied to a post, and my dad says, get in there, and you got to throw firecrackers at him, and then that dog started fighting me, and I heard his neck break, and then I knew I took a life. I had the blood on me, I'm licking the blood, oh, I'm licking the blood. Oh, that's fucking creepy, too. He licks his hand. Oh, gross.

He's kind of making animal noises. throughout this whole movie when the pig comes out. Lots of yelps, lots of... Gary Busey does have my favorite line in the movie where they're like standing outside the cabin and they're like, okay, you know, let's go inside so we can make dinner and they're carrying like the setup for the pig or whatever and Gary Busey just goes,

what are we going to eat a pack of derv? Yes, Gary Buzzi, we're going to eat an elephant for dinner. So they're like, all right, I see you get some good tomorrow. They're all sizes. It's like the lunitude's cartoon. Everyone sees a big turkey. When they look at Ice-T. Most of all, John C. McGinley. He's staring at him, licking

his fucking lips. Actually, my favorite line in this movie is from Ice-T, actually, because they're like, oh, Ice-T, you ever kill anybody? And he's like, yeah, my wife and daughter. And, like, that makes John C. McGinley lose it for reasons. We'll find out later. And they're like, what? No, no. They're like, so how did that make you feel? I'm like,

I came my fucking pants, man. Oh, right? I came in my fucking pants. What are you loving? to say which is so good oh that was awesome they burned or something because it's

he was a landlord and some such yeah they were yeah they were living on like I think it was like another Skid Row situation he kept putting off

like electrical upgrades or something and he went out to the grocery store and the fucking house caught on fire and they burned it as a fire

and he blames himself and that's why he thinks he killed him so like all right have a good dinner, have a good sleep, and they wake him up. Rucker Hauer wakes him up with a gun to his face. And they'll look, you know, you're going to be surviving the game. You're going to be surviving the game, which is about to start. You have a head start of however long it takes us to eat a leisurely breakfast.

That's a great line. It is. And they send him out and they do have a leisurely breakfast. Gary Busey has none of it, though. He's like, come on, let's go. I want to get hunting. He's see him just like whooping down the plate and like up to. his face and rucker how i mean rucker hower is the one i feel that's getting most sexual satisfaction

yeah he's just like no just sit back just savor it oh yeah i ate too much i gotta tell me a no you gotta let yourself digest he's kind of like he's edging a little bit he is edging rucker how is edging all over this movie chris please explain to the audience ever we already we've explained on the show what edging is every three episodes we have to explain Dude, the show is rated E for edging explanations. All right, I'll look it up at home. It's when you get... No, no, no, no, no, I know it.

I know it. But nobody, like, he is. He's like, looking outside the door, like, just waiting, like, no, just wait, no. Enjoy your strawberries. Enjoy your pancakes. No, no, no. I went to McDonald's. I spent $40.

We've got McGrittles. We've got all sorts of hash brats. Dude, man, all of the worst coffee. Let me... Oh, rubbing my nipples. Let me tell you. Big Cafe. 40 bucks on McDonald's breakfast.

That's fucking heavenly. Except for that coffee. Man, they will try to tell you that that green mountain coffee is a gift from God. That's just fucking brown toilet water. Planet Diarrhea.

Oh, welcome to Planet Diary. Can I take your order? But here's the thing. And if I'm spending, they even drop like, oh, everybody has to pay $50,000 to be in this club. I think that's a line that goes.

around some point. Oh, really? I totally missed that. 50K. Is that like annual dues or a one-time fee? I don't know. Maybe it's every couple months because it seems like to go on every weekend personally. That's what I wanted to know because at one point, which we'll get to, we get like a tally of the trophies. And it's like

how long has this club been in existence? It's at least two, three times a year. I think it's seasonal. I think it's just when they've got quarterly. When the guy when they find somebody he thinks is worthy of the run, that you get to do it. This is a great. This is great for the franchise because then

surviving the game two is in winter and you're fighting some people in the snow fuck yeah I'm guaranteeing if you made a sequel to this movie Howie Long would have been

in it one way or another Oh just somehow he'll be the guy joking off in the corner No he would have to be the guy who has to survive the game He couldn't be in He wouldn't be a bad guy

You can't be homeless with that haircut though No way No way Just smear some oil And some mud on him he'll be fine Here's this He's the guy

in the cold open that gets killed immediately. Oh, that would be great. And then you get to the real... I'd love to see Howie Long's chest explode, actually. That would be fantastic. But my question is, like, if we're all going out or spending $50,000 each, I don't want just Eric to go kill a homeless person.

I want to kill a homeless. There should be multiple... There should be some for everybody. Right. Like a pack? Yeah, you get like four or five out there. Wait a second. That's additional question, though.

We're talking in terms of... of like membership dues. But what's that going towards? Yeah, that's a great question. It's a shit-ass cabin and that's kind of two helicopter rentals, that's expensive. This is a beautiful cabin. It really is.

It is. It's, forgive me, Chris. It is cabin porn. I get, you get these antler, chandelier. I was edging watching this. Listen, there's a, there's a stuffed zebra head, though. and one of these things is not like the other in this cabin. Where do you see a zebra in the Pacific Northwest?

A full refrigerator. I mean, they're like, they've definitely got, and like, but this does go back to my point why I think they're cannibals and why they're going to eat this body is because... They only brought one pig? No, so one person hunts them, and he clearly gets the best cuts. Yeah, right. And then, like, they split up the rest of it,

and that's what the, like, the 5,000 is for the stuff to make, like, the sausage. 50,000. 50,000 each. All right, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, you just, you sparked a very important question. Sure. My noodle, anyway, what would you consider the best cut of a human being's body? Please explain it.

Well, I think it really... No, this is to the room. It's not just Chris Cabin. I have to explain all of this. I'm the only one. Chris Cabin's the only one that's tasted human flesh. He lived, he lived in Europe for a year. Well, if we're going...

You went to one of those fucking sets of the movie hostile. I know you did. Sure. I'm going to, you know what, like, if you get like a nice toned person, like, you know, and if it does taste like chicken. Well, you don't want to eat a sickly person. Right. I'm going to think like thigh or chest. Yeah.

Or maybe like right here. Oh, ribs. Yeah. I mean, it's just meat, you know, I mean. I want my people back, people, back, people back, people back, people back, people back. Chili's people are food. Fuck that fucking. I'm Gary Busey for People Chicken.

Come on down to People Chicken. We got extra spicy, Kid. Ooh, kid, that's the veal of people. Kid, it's the veal of people. I'm Colonel Gary Pusey for People Chicken. The commercial ends. He just takes a huge bite out of his forearm. Oh, I'd love that.

Now you can get your boneless people much. today we're serving my son Jake he wasn't doing anything I finally watched Roadhouse too and I was like that's it this is a waste I got the whole fucking cast of Roadhouse too I got popcorn Jonathan Shank

I mean honestly Jake it was contact and then everything else the whole fucking Shasta Mcnasty crew is here Oh, Tomcats, you're going down. I tell you, if you're eating a person, you could do a lot worse than Jerry O'Connell, that's for sure. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I guess I'd eat him. Yeah. If no one would find out about it, would you eat a person? Just one bite. Wait, wait, that's not eating a person. Eat the flesh of a person. I probably wouldn't.

Yeah. No, you can't. Unless I was, you know. know, hard-pressed. And that could be, you know, surviving like a Donner party type of situation. I was going to say, these are adverse rules. These are always Everest rules. Exactly.

Or having a really bad day. You know, one or the other. Somebody gets into an argument about, you know, Boba Fett's blaster. Oh, you mean the... What an insult. What a mean thing to say. Whoa, Chris Cabin. Are you talking ill of the EE3 blasted?

Oh, holy shit. I said it up. He got it. Someone will correct me and say that I was wrong. What if Gary Buse's a hair, I got you a steak? It's totally not people. Dude, yeah, definitely don't accept meat from Gary Bucie. I would accept meat from Gary Bucie.

Unless you see it, like, I want to see the entire process of how Gary Bucie came across that steak from butcher block to handing it to me. If me eating something, Gary Bucie hands me as greasy mitts, could get a bond going? Well, you definitely get a handshake out of it. I would love a handshake. So then you would become a cannibal. If we're a handshake. Well, Gary Busey, not you.

Well, not me. I'm not going to hand you nothing. All right. So, they all... Wait, Steve. Are you going to eat someone or what? No, no, no. I'm getting back to surviving the game.

Did you say if you were going to eat anyone? No, I probably wouldn't. I actually realized I was less of an adventurous eater when I went to a Mexican restaurant and not Rochester. And we were like, oh, me and my fiatje. We're adventurous eaters. We got, like, cricket, like, tortillas stuff. In Rochester, New York.

Yeah, it wasn't the best. Authentic Mexican bug food in western New York. First of all, Mexican bug food is the meanest thing you could say. Well, that's literally what you just described. But it was just, I couldn't eat it. We tried it. I was eating it more than, yeah. You're right.

It was disgusting, okay? And you're never going to have to eat it again. I mean, I'm not eating bugs, but I've eaten brains. I'll eat balls, tongue, eyeballs. Do you mean, you mean brains and balls? Fuck yeah, dude. There's an excellent steakhouse in Long Island City, Queens, run by a bunch of Quebec Kwah.

These dudes are geniuses. And one of the things they have is you get a fucking pig's head, dude, and you just go to town on it. Brain, eyeballs. Oh, it's all there. It's amazing. You know what? No.

I can't eat people now because you basically, you basically, you basically ate someone. It was a pig. It's the same thing. Well, human beings and pigs are the only animals that do get sunburned. So it's an even cast then.

Let me tell you, so the hunt is about to start, right? They're getting ready. They got a bunch of like fucking four by fours and Ruckerhauer's on a motorcycle. Let me tell you, this movie, there's a little bit of dubbed out racism going on.

Oh, really? Because, so the hunt is getting ready. They say that, you know, he's had enough time, are leisurely brunches. over with. Let's go get him. Rutger Howard gets on this motorcycle and he says, let's go

hunt that turkey. You fucking look at this dude's lips. Dude, he's saying the N-word. Interesting. I think he's out of earshot of Charles S. Dutton. We don't have proof of this. I just want to say that. Well, the Tribune's not confirming

anything, but dude, you look at his... Did you find this interesting? Was it cool? Was it helpful? Wait, is that Lauren Michael's as IMD. Yes. And Lorne Michaels as IMDB. No, but he dude, that mouth of his looks like he's

dropping the N-word there. But the thing is that Lauren Michaels? Here's the thing, though. That's a better movie. If it's five racists getting systematically murdered by Ice-T, sign me up. You know what I mean? This movie's great anyway, but like if the race, it's very rare that this is the case, but if the racism was more explicit it's a better movie and that I feel like at one point it was like that's what we're going somewhere you know if the racism is more explicit it is a better country I agree

look at all the great vandalism that's cropping up all over garage doors in this Steve I'm using your exact words from surviving the game in governance I guess we should get back to surviving the game and the kills like Gary Busey Yeah, it's the first to go. When that's a Cardinal sin. So they all, they all like, yeah, they say very dubbed over racist things and get on their ATVs and go out to the field. But apparently Ice-T is double-backed.

He's looking for weapons. He's looking for like a phone or any way out of this. Right. He stumbles upon the weird trophy room, which we kind of alluded to earlier, which is a bunch of like Futurama heads and jars. Exactly like Futurama. This is probably where they got the idea from. And so like Ice-T's character's name is Mason in this movie.

cut to an empty jar, an empty mason jar, dude, that says mason on it. But they spent some money. I think this is where the 50 grand is going because that's, it's gold-plated, it's embroidered, you know what they? They had to go to the set of grave neighbors to get the formaldehyde. No, it looks like some fine wood, some good glass works going on there. The little flax are awesome. But then so that got me again, I'm sorry thinking back to the cannibalism.

If you're cutting the head off And what are you doing with those bodies? You're fucking them and you're eating them. Yeah. Well, that's the other thing. Otherwise, they go to waste. Yeah. Feast one, you're bringing a pig and you talk about how you got to look at it

and evaluate it and touch it and whatever. And then you fuck it. Yeah. No, but then yeah. So then meal too is like you're eating this body, dude. Probably, yeah. And they probably just don't like head cheese. So they know they're like.

Nobody likes it. And the head's cool to keep us. So ice cheese is like, I'm going to burn this thing down because, you know, it's step. One, so they start burning it down. They all realize that they're beautiful. No one's too upset about this cabin. They're like, yeah, well.

I think they're more upset about the trophies. That's years worth of work. And Gary Busey dies first, and I'm like, dude, he's got to be the second to last guy. He just blows up in this trophy. Or third to last. You ought to put Dutton above him. I'm totally cool with that. Right.

But they also tease you because first you think it's F. Murray Abraham. Yes, which it should be. I was like, oh, okay, he can die first for sure. Or as a kid. Actually, my thought was that the kid was going to go in, try to save him. F. Murray Abraham gets out. kid does not get out. Well, dude, no, that I was hoping for the Night of the

Living Dead formula. There's the fucking teen couple that nobody likes in that movie and they both blow up in the truck together at the same time and you get him out of the movie. That's what I thought was happening here because F. Murray Abraham's like, oh no, the cabin's on fire. And then the kid is like, I'll save you dad.

And then he runs in and I was like, oh, cool, they're both going to burn to death. Awesome. They both get out and make it till the third act. Are you kidding me? And my dad's like, we're going to hunt a man and I'm like oh and he's like you know he's like mouthing off to me in front of Charles S. Dutton of all people and also you know this fucking convicted manslaughterer

no I mean just in general like I want to impress Charles this Dutton don't make a little jerk in front of him don't dress me down in front of Charlie Dutton and then he goes into a house that goes on fire I am checking my watch like I'll be in there in a second dad that nice hunting trip dad I don't know about this hunting trip dad they got Uncle Buck on VHS yes that is a classic film

It is. So, Ice Tea and Gary Busy get into it. Ice tea sidekicks Gary Busy into the house and then he explodes. Right. We need to see, like, maybe he gets burned and he comes out or something. Yes, I need Gary Busy running around like a fire monster. I'm becoming people chicken. Extra crispy.

I can feel my skin popcorn. I'm the burn into death, colonel. I mean, instead of actually, it would be better is, Instead of Rutger Howard turning into a Jesuit at the end of the fucking movie. God, whatever. That's a bad disguise. If iced tea's coming back to the cabin and all of a sudden, it's like a fire marshal bill. Yes, yes.

Gary Bussey's just like dragging a shotgun behind him. Or he's just a Terminator, he just comes out and only in the terminated the whole time. Turn out I was made out of liquid human. That's just blood that comes back into my body. The start of the Ice Tea Gary Busy fight is awesome because Ice T is like putting his ear up to the cabin door. like they dying in there or what? And then Gary Busey bursts through this door like like fucking Nicholson killing Skatman Crothers.

It's pretty great. But then he dies and that's kind of a bummer. It's weird. You don't even get any like last words. Like he's holding like a head in a jar. He's like, Mitch was my favorite. I just, I got to save Mitch. Everything else can go to hell.

Oh, I love you, Mitch. That makes sense that they would have a sentimental connection to one of the corpse heads. because... Maybe he was Gary Busey's first kill. Exactly. Because, you know, as you said, Steve, there's one kill in five dudes. Yeah. That was mine.

Mitch was mine. Mitch was mine. My, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, macho. Oh, yeah. So then it's just iced tea running through the woods with these dudes. He tricks John C. McGinley because he puts a cigarette on a tree

and, like, Johnson E. McGinley is so ready to murder him. Yeah. He, like, runs off on his own. and he basically kidnaps John C. McGinley and the movie kind of stops to a dead crawl here

for a minute. Well, this is when Ice T gets a monologue because they're like hiding in a cave and Ice T's like staring into a flashlight bulb and talking about how

this is where we learned about like how the family died and everything. This is our mid-90s the hero and the villain talk to each other by phone. Big time. Yeah.

And it's like he's just talking to McGinley who's tied up there. Here's a useless character trait that McGinley's got in this movie. What is with that asthma? Yeah. It's too late in the movie. Asma needs to be the first introduction.

You know what's going on. It's like you're tilting up. There's twangy guitar because he's dressed like a cowboy. And then it's like puff, puff. He's got cool sunglasses out in the cowboy hat. And then he has to dive an asthma attack later in the movie. It doesn't matter at all. Yeah.

Or like go out like Piggy and Lord of the Flies. It's clearly like, oh look, even he's weak. Yeah. And I'm like, dude. Yeah, no. It's so stupid. You've got to do something with that is the problem. So McGinley, like, learns his story about how his wife and children died, and then he's like, oh, well, my daughter was killed by a homeless person.

I guess we all have something to learn in Trump's America. We need to listen to each other or whatever the fuck. Well, it's really, it's, again, we're getting kind of racist here because McGinley's like, yeah, then this guy came up to my daughter, looked an awful lot like you. Yeah, you know, we're just like, we got, you know what, I, here I am hunting homeless people, but I, You know, I've got some real economic concerns here, you know what I mean? And like, but, like, economic anxieties. He's just trying to clean up the city? Yeah, I think that's what's going on.

Do you think, yeah, Giuliani did this. Yeah. You know, they all mysteriously went away. They did. Surviving the game is my favorite movie. What a great idea. I turn it off after the first 25 minutes. I actually got the same Oakley's that Rucker Hauer had.

It looked beautiful on me. I wonder when we went to send keys, we did it. You know, I think, like, if you went to Harvard, you probably secretly killed people like this, right? Like, they probably ship them out from New York. You know, sometimes a chud gets in the mix or something. Oh, that's dangerous. An accidental chuddening, that's a real problem.

But, yeah, I think if you went to Harvard or Yale, you've definitely killed people. I think what they do is... You're lying about it if you say otherwise. They lock down the campus, right? They closed the gates. Yeah. And then it's like the purge,

but all the homeless people, like spray painted bright orange or something. So you know you're not killing. a fellow Ivy Leagueer, I think. You don't want to do that. No, no, no, no. Those are the future leaders of America, Steve. Come on now. That's true. He doesn't kill McGinley. We all learn a little something, and then, like, basically, McGinley

goes off, and he's like, look, I'm done. I've learned my lesson. I'm done hunting homeless people for sport. Please give me a medal. And he winds up getting shot in the head by Rucker Howard because, of course, you're fucking, you're in a murder pack. It's Charles S. Dutton, dude, which

is why. Oh, that's right. Charles S. Dutton does so much more heinous shit in this movie than Rutger Hauer, yet Rutger Hauer is the one that's left as like the big bad of the movie. Yeah, it's true. Just like real life. You know what, man? You weren't there that night. That's all I'm going to say.

I'd like to imagine every... Listen, this is a true thing. Every time I think about Charles S. Dutton being convicted of manslaughter and that night, like whatever that night was, I just envisioned Charles S. Dutton starring in the beginning. of Connard. Exactly, yeah. Right?

Yeah. She just came home. It was totally justified. Just wanted to see his wife and daughter. Yeah. His soon-to-be-born baby daughter. Leanne Rhymes was playing. How do I breathe? Charles R. Stunton, your body

is a lethal weapon. I sentenced you to manslaughter. God. Exactly. I have been fantasizing about Charles S. Dutton starring in the first 10 minutes of Conair for like 10 years. Sounds about right.

So he gets murdered and now the kids getting even more squirrelly. There's some log. Ice tea in a very ridiculous but kind of cool part uses a shotgun as a chainsaw and cuts down a tree with it to cross a big cliff but he actually tricks them and his plan is pretty good.

So he gets them on the log and he starts throwing rocks. at him? Dude, it's awesome. This is like Home Alone starring a wily homeless person is the main character. It's Howard first and then the kid and Howard is okay but the kid is not so much. But aren't we missing Charles S. Dutton's?

Oh, I'm sorry. Yes, you're right. Whilst You go, I'm sorry. Well, so I think they're all aren't they all like distracted by? Run, Chris. We said you go. You run. Okay. I think that, so they're all like distracted

by Ginley getting shot, I think. Yeah, yeah. The kid lets out a hilarious scream at this point. Dad, Dad, do something. And they all run for Ice-T, and Ice-T actually again doubles back, and he gets into the gas cap of one of

these ATVs, and he puts like the spark plug or something in it. Sure. Like the something with like the starter wire, he like dips it into the gas tank. They finally figure it out. They come back and they're like, hey assholes! And like they come for him and Charles Azda and turns his ATV on and go

Oh, man, it's awesome. Ball's first emulsion, that's a bad situation. Oh, yeah. And then it's immolation, I'm sorry. Yeah. There's a crazy, it's again, it's kind of like a 90s thing too with our action movies where he's laying there and he's like, oh, he's like talking. He's talking to Rucker Howard and he's like, oh, for next year. Yeah, next year I got to get two pigs. There wasn't enough food at dinner one. And then Rucker Howard is like, by the way, I'm going to have to put you down now. and takes his thumbs and, like, chokes him out. Dude, have some respect. You're a hunter man. Shoot this dude in the head.

If you ever have to put me out of my misery, definitely put a... Yeah, I'm going to shoot you right in the head. Right in the head. Right in the head. Please. Live on the air. If anything ever happens at these live shows,

maybe I throw up on somebody again, just shoot me right in the head. That's right. That's right. Yeah, so, so Dutton's legless and dead. But this is where... you realize the screenwriters have miscalculated the movie man. Yeah.

Because now we're left with Rutger Hauer, F. Murray fucking Abraham, and some shit-ass kid nobody cares about. And that's the team to go up against fucking iced tea. Are you kidding me? Gary Beasie should definitely be left. And here's a great point. Or the ghost of Gary Buccy. Maybe he's haunted the woods.

Boom, motherfucker. Oh, I'm the wind that walks, man. It's me, Gary Busey. A ghost of surviving the game pass. New for Halloween, spooky popcorn people. This is where Jake actually got the influence for the frighteners. My wife came up with a great point here. Now, F. Marie Abraham should just shoot Rucker Hauer and just walk away.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're totally right. Like, who cares? Like, they both won out. At this point, like, F. Murray Abraham concedes that the son is indeed correct, and he's like, Oh, I suppose you are correct that killing homeless people is wrong. We've all learned a little something here in Trump's America. Yeah, so, like, just blow this dude's brains out and go home. But I think F. Marie Abraham knows he's a wily bastard. And, like, how are you going to outsmart that ponytail?

That's a great question. He's also a master of disguise as we'll find out. So, on this log, the kid falls, and I want this to be an F. I want F. Murray Abraham with the ball sack on his face screaming for Picard when he blows up there. I want him screaming for his stupid little son when he falls off. a lot to be part of his in-memorium montage whenever he eventually dies. Oh, sure. It's like that. It's

Amadeus. It's Grand Budapest Hotel. And then there's, then there's like a weird moment. They fucked up the editing and then that's that shit-ass movie. Or no, that's Ben Kingsley. Never mind. I was going to say, Find him Forrester. He's yelling at Sean Connery for something. Oh, yeah. He is yelling after Sean Connery

in that movie. Last action hero, maybe. A little bit of that. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Practice. God, he's in that movie, too. I had practice, yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, so that son is hilarious. That's what I want.

You want that on the death reel? I want something to make a giff of this kid falling off this log to his death. It's really a funny fall. Man, it's great. And he's just gone. And then the movie math is still backfiring because it's F. Murray Abraham and Rutger Howard. And now F.

Murray Abraham is like so distraught that he wants to run and kill ICE immediately. Right. Rucker Howard has to calm him down. It's like, be a fucking hunter. Wait. to die. The line that he has, by the way,

the line is, Mr. Wolf, don't lose your head. Which also, here's a thing, fucking up the screenplay balance again. There is indeed a wolf floating around in these woods.

Ice-T runs into a wolf at one point. He's like, whoa, wolf, I'm going to get out of your woods. And it's awesome. And then like, there's like, night falls,

we have that line, Mr. Wolf, don't lose your head. F. Murray Abraham's fucking name is Wolf. Yes. He's sitting a, alone in the forest. A wolf is

howling and like F. Murray Abraham is looking around like, where is iced tea? I have to kill him. F. Murray Abraham needs to die by wolf. It's a little on the nose, but we're talking about a movie called surviving the game. That's true. A wolf biting off his, F. Murray Abraham's nose.

Oh man. That'd be good. The wolf gets up in the trees and just pances on them. Yeah, dude. jumps right off. You just, that's, that's five sci-fi movies. Wolf trees. Trees. Trees. that have wolves in them. They're a special breed

so that it looks like leaves. Oh, yeah. It's sort of like scrunts from... Yeah, dude, tree scrunts. Right, from... If no one knows what a scrunt is, which you shouldn't. Lady in the Water.

Lady in the Water. M. Knight Shalm. Yeah, F. You know, Go on. What was I going to say? Oh, yeah. What was that Liam Neeson

Wolf picture? The Gray. Yeah, that's a... It's a movie I liked quite a bit. I saw it with a wrong crowd. though. It was a situation where the theater turned on that movie. Because what happened with that movie

was it was after Taken, and it was like advertised as it's taken, but with wolves instead of European rapists. And you're like, all right, so you go. And you realize that like the movie's not that and it's this like quiet movie and much more psychological or whatever.

So the theater totally turned on it. So the end of that movie where it's fucking awesome, Liam Neeson, like he's going to die like by these wolves but he's getting ready to go out fighting this theater

is laughing like Rodney Dangerfield's doing a bit I might have done that myself I didn't watch that movie but I probably I liked it

Hey Liam first the wolves are going to take you notice if those wolves have any tattoos second except death it's happening

you're in the middle of nowhere these wolves are hungry goodbye well you know the worst Liam Neese movie of recent memory, besides

Ted 2. Unknown? Yes. Yes, because it's like, I'm going to find some corn. I'm going to find the secret about this corn. Oh, right. Is that the movie where is like, why doesn't anyone remember me? Yeah, I think so. You're supposed to be my wife, January

Jones. Was I a spy? Or was I a spy? I don't, I was maybe I was a copper. No, I was a copper. Hot on this corn conspiracy. Because it's all about corn It's all about corn

He's a secret super corn He's a scientist who's like developed a way to make Like to mass engineer Artificial corn or something And he's got I'm going to save the world's hunger problems Which whenever stuff like that happens Like movies have that thing of like We've developed an artificial X

And it's going to solve world hunger I'm like but you're assuming that these people want to eat this stuff What does your fake corn taste like? There are corn allergies in the world guys. Oh man. If you're allergic to corn, that stinks.

Also, taste is irrelevant. Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right. And then fucking like Bruno Gaines is farting around over there. That movie really fucking stinks. Miss uses a lot of elements. So every

kind of gets beaten to death, but not really like it's almost off screen. Yeah, it's dark. He needs to like get his head removed and like iced tea eats it. Something needs to have. Ice tea, I think. breaks his neck eventually. Well, because at this point in the movie, both Ice-T and Rutger-Hauer

Predator Up, it's the third act of Predator, Arnold, covering himself in the mud. That's what both of them do. And, like, I guess Ice-T gets his makeup on first because he beats F. Murray-A-Braham to death. But the way that they film it, yeah, it's like, it's like, it would be like a prologue of a different movie. And F. Murray-Abraim's a security guard in a museum and like a monster that you don't see, like, murders in? Yeah, yeah. That's the way it's filmed. The relic.

He's in the relic. It's the beginning of the relic. But that's how that should, yeah, it should be a real big fight. Something big should happen when I'm like, wow, he got it. Ice tea teams up with that wolf. Oh, I like that. Thanks a lot, Wolf. Now I'll get out of your forest.

He's like riding it. Oh, yeah. I will say if there was any, if any celebrity was going to have a dire wolf, it would be iced tea. Totally. Definitely. He has enough money to buy a dire wolf. That's for sure.

Ice tea also is currently starring in my favorite commercial running right now. I really like that guyco commercial. What is this commercial? It's a Geico commercial where these little kids are sitting at a lemonade stand and people are walking up and going ice tea. No, lemonade. Ice tea, no, and then iced tea is like sitting in the yard. And he's like, no, read the sign. Lemonade.

So much to take that lemonade and douse him in it and call him an Arnold Palmer. That sounds wrong. Do you think iced tea's ever ordered a lemonade at a restaurant? You can't do it. He's clear of all sweet beverages. Really? Yeah, I feel like it's water or beer. You know, like, if you know ice tea, right into the mail bag.

I want to know what ice tea is thinking. I would fucking love to hang out with iced tea. Absolutely. I follow him on Twitter. He's got a great life. It's awesome. Ice tea's life is awesome. You think he kept up with Adam Beach or not so much?

Nah. Nobody keeps up with Adam Beach I didn't They're like high bye friends kind of But him and F. Murray Abraham every Christmas Oh yeah You gotta talk about the craft with somebody right Like that's

Oh right We were wrestling buddies So So basically Ice T then hunts Rucker Hauer Rucker Hauer Blows up a plane that he thinks Ice T is in And like

Escapes in another plane There's two airplanes in this move Sure A lot of people I guess then we cut to Seattle three days later and this is a classic one too many scenes in a movie like this movie we don't go back

to the survival we have to go back and yeah no it's in the wilderness right this is where Rucker Howard is like getting dressed as a priest father Rudo Sarducci He's like carefully hair club for mending his goatee dude just shave the goatee

and cut the ponytail if you're trying to No no no no no not when you have a ponytail like that you just don't cut it off that's silky no no there's a shot where he's got like devil eyes yes yes wait what when he blows up the plane

like his eyes are over exposed like you wouldn't a bad photograph but he's like forgive me father for I have seen he's like jerking off a little bit about it no he does finish do you want to know he doesn't edge it's the edge of tomorrow

do you want to know the biggest blunder in this movie the total bungle of this movie is so after that plane takes off and we're in Seattle and the thing says Seattle three days later

the B-roll footage that they're using is the Philadelphia skyline what intern fucked that up was that in the IMDB Tribune? It was but it turned out to be true because I know what Philadelphia looks like. I forgot to lick my finger and flip the page.

Just what a total cock up that is. It's a huge bungle. Like Seattle, get that fucking space needle in there. Where's the space needle? Oops, it's the wrong B-roll intern. Go fix it. No, we didn't have any of that. I didn't have any shots of the fucking space needle.

You think Frazier at that time had owned all B-roll about, yeah, it was 1984. But wasn't the only time you saw the space needle in Frazier was when it was in the cute animation at the beginning? Well, there's one time when Niles was going to kill himself by going to the top of it. Oh, really? No, is that true? No. That would have been a pretty dark turn for Fraser. No, it was actually David Hyde Pierce was sick and fucking tired of 11 seasons of working with goddamn Kelsey Grammer.

Oh, woof. So, Ruggnerhauer is fuck because he's getting calls from F.Ber Abraham's wife. She's like, hi. I don't know where my son and my husband are. I think you do. That's the weird thing is, like, I thought it was a club, but this woman's dialing what sounds like a travel agency. Because you hear the answering machine go off, and it's Charles S. Dutton, like, you've reached Human Hunt International. It's Hells Canyon outfitters.

Oh, yeah, you're right, right, right. Hells Canyon, by the way. That's what the movie should have been called. I've been receiving packages with ears and noses and eyelids in them. Could you tell me what could, does this have anything? to do with the package. The intern sent it to the wrong address. Jeremy, God damn you!

It's the Philadelphia skyline. We could do real time for this. Real time. So, yeah, he's dressing as like an Orthodox priest, and he's trying to get out of dodge. You look like you're such... I'd be like, if I'm a TSA agent, even in the naive years of 1994,

for sure. I'm stopping this guy. I'm like, that guy's not him. I'm stuffing this guy in the street. You don't want to be noticed. You put on a costume. I think it's like the assumption like no one's fucking with the clergy. Right.

Like right this way, father. Here's the real peril. He steps out into an alley. Oh, oh, ice tea's natural habitat. Now, who's the hunted? Yeah, the shoes on the other foot, dude. And again, here's where we have some miscalculated screenplay math because he walks. out of the alley and there's this old lady

who's also a homeless. It's like, oh, my God. He's like, oh, look at that bug. Oh, it's a homeless person. And she's like, oh, can you spare some change? I'm homeless. And he's like, get out of here, lady, or whatever. And the lady then stops being a sweet old lady and she's like, stupid asshole

or like, whatever it is, right? I'm then thinking, Ice-T has recruited his network of homeless people to fucking attack him children of the corn style and eat him alive. Yeah, totally. Rip them piece to piece, man. Just Is there a tear him to shreds? Yeah, at the beginning, there was that family meal around the trash can fire, yeah.

Yeah, get all those guys and they just murder them. And that's what I thought was going to happen. It ends like a Charlie Brown Christmas. That's actually the way Giuliani should go. Oh, no, they've hummus and ripping me a pop. Oh, and look, here come the Times Square prostitutes. They got my balls. Enjoy, I'm delicious.

9-11. There's no way I'm eating Rudy, Julie. Oh, no way. I'd rather starve to death. All the secret scag, no. All the secret scagg. So they fight, and oddly enough, wouldn't you know it? Rucker Hauer is about...

Ice-Tee steals Ruckerhauer's gun. He does something to it, it gives it back to him and, like... He stops garbage in it. By the way, this whole, like, sequence is, like, kind of really awesome because it's like... It's in this alley. You don't know where Ice-T is. He's laughing here and there. Oh, yeah.

It's like Batman. It's like Ice-T is playing Batman. It is. It's pretty cool. I'd be so. into an iced tea Batman. He's a little too old for it now. Yeah, but can you imagine dialogue as such as Yo Alfred

take the night off? I'm thinking more... That would be fucking great. I'm thinking more iced tea for Nightwing. Oh, okay. He's a little... He's way too fucking old. Maybe it's like a post-apocalyptic era and he's playing Nightwing. As long as he's not playing a fucking kangaroo

again, I'm fine. Yeah. No more... What? That's in his contract. He's never playing kangaroo ever again. Wait, when did he play a kangaroo? Tankgirl. Tank Girl, he's a kangaroo. He's half-cangaroo in that movie. Ice-T had an amazing career in the 90s. He was in a ton of movies. It was this. It was Johnny Nomonic. Which he's sort of sharing a haircut.

He's in that movie trespass, which is a really weird movie. Walter Hill. Which one's trespass again? It's like, what you call, William Sadler and Bill Paxton are like, they know where gold is, but it's in a dilapidated building in a gang neighborhood. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. I tease the head of the gang, but I think Ice Cube is one of his hitters

or something like that. Finally got those two luminaries on screen. Wow, I did not know. That's like De Niro and Pacino and Heath. Fucking finally, dude. It's actually not bad. It's Walter Hill, so it kind of moves. So he tries to shoot him

and his gun is jam. And he's like, yeah, I remember the band. And Hank comes back. He's like, remember me in the beginning of the movie? I told it that it happened. And good night. I will say this is my one big. upset for this movie is

I need to see something. Yeah. Rutger Hauer has to have half his body ripped over. I mean, I want his head to explode. I think by now we've learned to be better people than that. Oh, yeah.

Well, Ice T, I mean, it's kind of a weird moral gray area here because like, listen, Ice T just throws a, it's like a cigar rapper or something or like a Dundhill. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's a Dunhill. He puts it in the barrel of the gun. He doesn't make Rucker Hower

fire that gun man he even like says i'm not going to kill you because i'm better than you right right he doesn't it's a batman movie he double jeopardies him a bit um yeah i mean like i but like he it's a cartoonish exit to begin with like when he does it it's not like the gun actually explodes it just goes like he runs back like a cartoon right yeah and i'm like something guys i could use like a scene like from uh the movie ghost where Ice tea is making a vase and Patrick's Patrick's Waze he comes behind I could use that

Don't be ridiculous Dude and then what it is though Right It's that tune It's the same song But it's covered by Ice T's band Body Count Fuck yeah

No what I was gonna say Is that Ruckerhauer's a ghost now And he's got to be dragged to hell by the Oh yeah And it's like John C. McGinley Oh all his buddies He's like Now you're people check it here

And he's being pulled into hell by, like, Charles S. Dutton, who's, who's disembodied because he has no legs. I feel like that should be the end of most movies. Every movie. Yeah, every movie should end with Charles S. Dutton pulling you into hell. And Gary Busey. Hey, there, Rajel Gould. It's about time. He didn't have to save you.

Although, I do think he killed you, though, because he kind of engineered that whole situation. It's kind of a real, fucking gray area. whatever dude no one fucking told Liam Neeson to start that train hijinks all right but if that train hits Gotham city's water supply it's gonna blow that guy should have been killed in the movie yes yeah I mean that's the end of the movie man

you don't have to you don't have to guess for me this is a total recommend it's a strong recommend it's a really fun movie it is pretty slight I do think it does dragon parts but who cares it's a fun 90 minutes this is a great movie yeah do yourself a service yes agreed and I actually actually do think it's also a good hangover movie.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course it's because you got all that downtime in the woods and like the beefy middle of this movie. TNT was definitely playing this shit like in the late 90s. You think so? Yeah, yeah. This must have been a hard TV at it though. Oh, yeah. Which is all over the place.

Well, the length, I mean, they had the dubs back then. Now, Chris, let me ask you, on T&T for the T&T replays of the judge. Are they editing it out that shit? I don't know, actually. I actually haven't like, I mean, I saw them. It's pixelated feces. I saw the movie, and I'm never seeing the movie again, so I don't care. We learned a lot about movies today, guys.

Oh, sure. I don't care. Wait, Cabin, I have another question about the judge. Sure. Isn't there something in that movie where he's like, Robert Downey Jr. is fucking his own niece and doesn't know it? Whoa. He's kind of like flirting with somebody. Oh, yeah.

He's not fucking. He's trying to fuck Vera Farmiga. Oh, but there is, isn't there some like, there's young? And the judge sentence heard. to be his butler? Yes. So what happens? That's surviving the game

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