We Hate Movies - S7 Ep278: Episode 278 - End of Days

Episode Date: December 6, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang goes to Hell with Arnold & Gabriel Byrne in the ridiculous paranormal action movie, End of Days! What's with that breakfast Arnie blends? Can the Devil fart grenades? And who saw that Udo Kier death coming? PLUS: Darren McGavin is resurrected to play his classic character one last time in the new F/X series, Kolchak: The Nut Stalker! End of Days stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne, Robin Tunney, Kevin Pollak, CCH Pounder, and Udo Kier; directed by Peter Hyams.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And on today's program, Arnold Schwarzenegger Kind of Fist Fights the Devil. I'm Andrew Jupin. Steven Seda. Eric Siska. And we hate the movies. Hello, everyone, welcome to We Hate Movies on the Side Show Network. Thank you for tuning into our fine program.

This is the month of December, if you can even believe it. You know what that means? Better start. That's right. That's right. Get ready for it. Oh, yeah. I haven't opened a beer on this.

show in a while. Oh, that's cool. I like this. Now my post-election depression can just sort of careen into my holiday depression. Sure, well, you're hanging out with your racist uncle Mark. I don't have a racist uncle. Let it consume you. So

this is... The elephant in the room. Yes. Chris Cabin is not here today. Yeah. You think anyone was asking? He's back at the hotel. He sent us as a surrogate band. Yeah, you get that? Nope.

Pink Floyd, baby. Oh, what does that even mean? I don't watch a fucking movie. Oh, I never saw that movie. You what? You never saw Pink Floyd's so long? I don't give a shit about that band either, so that's, you know. Sorry.

Sorry, I know they're kind of popular. They're very popular. I've seen a few posters in dorm rooms. Does that count? You know who loves them? You're a racist uncle Mark. You love this guy. Guaranteed.

It's a pretty good movie. No, it is. I haven't seen it. It's just, you know, I got nothing against it. I've just, you know. I'm totally ignorant to it. They were on a couple of my mixes. You know what else was on a couple of my mixes?

Most of the songs on the End of Days soundtrack. This is indeed End of Days from 1999, directed by Peter Hymes, one-time close friend of O.J. Simpson. Oh, wow. Is that a fact? You'll find that out. If you watched that amazing ESPN documentary? Oh, Peter Himes is all over it.

More or less than Al Michaels. It seemed like he was closer with the juice than Al Michaels. But then he was like, oh, hey, this guy murdered two people. And he clearly murdered two people and I don't want to be friends with him anymore. So, you know, Peter Hymes making the right decision. Watch that movie, huh? What's it? You watch that movie, huh?

Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Okay. You know, one of these days, maybe I'll get around to Pink Floyd's The Wall or whatever. Is that that that, is that the movie where those, like, school children have pig faces or whatever the fuck's going on? Yeah, there's that.

Well, the scene I was referencing for it. would have been a great way to segue into some great alt-right jokes, you know, because there's sort of a fascist allegory throughout that film. Oh, I see. Yeah, that's right where you want to be. All right. That's the Nazis. Is that that the, I think they're the Floyd Zs in this thing or something. Now, by the way, this is not the first Peterheim's film we've done on the program. See, what? That's right. Because not only is he the director of End of Days. He's the director of a tiny film that we've seen several times

betwixt us and did an episode on called Time Cop. Love it. And then he's also the director of Stay Tuned. Oh, wow. He's a three-time loser, they call it. So, wait, what movie is Stay Tuned that we're going to... No, no, no, the movie stay tuned. Oh, but

he's also definitely the director of a couple other stay tunes, including sudden death and a sound of thunder. You remember that one? Oh, yeah. That's a real fucking turd but speaking to turds this movie this is Arnold Schwarzenegger this was his first movie returning to

the screen after Batman and Robin where I guess he had heart surgery I had no idea about this you see this on the Tribune you know who had heart surgery Arnold Schwarzenegger oh that's terrible yeah and it was the whole thing about like the insurance company was worried he was gonna drop dead and they kept like coming to set and observing him

but they found a cow big enough it's put that heart in there it was the night I introduced George Clooney to Danny DeVito, who went on to be better friends than I am with either of them. No thanks, by the way. I had a hard attack in the parking lot. You know what, George, I do can drink limingellos. It's not just Danny. I love espresso, George. Let's hang out. Let's just like Napoleon. I can say that I am a inn. I have ruined approximately six TVs every time I see George and Danny's Ness Cafe commercial. He's like Elvising it? I just keep throwing shit in my TV. I'm just like Danny

you don't even know George Clooney if not for me. You weren't in Batman and Robin. Man he fucking should have been. Bring the penguin back in some of the past. He gets him like a day glow makeup on the penguin. He's raving. He's touching his nipples with flippers. You know what I was

wondering about with this movie? You know this is 99 like I mentioned Hollywood used to be devil crazy. What happened of those days? You found a nice like respectable actor or actress to play the devil. You got this,

you got Al Pacino, Angel Heart. You know, what was the last good devil movie? Was it bedazzled? No. I almost spit beer all over the place

because that's got to be a joke. That M. Knight-Shallamalan produced devil? Oh, yeah, that's devil that's going down the devil style. Oh, man, going down devil style. Well, yeah, I need some instructions on that.

I think I saw that movie in high school. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, it's just an old lady, just a mean old lady. There you go. You know what's a confusing thing at the start of this movie? Because you've seen the preview, you know, if you then went out to the theater to watch this movie or rent it like I did. I miss this one of the theaters. This is the one and only movie that I've seen Thanksgiving Day in the theater.

Wow, man, it was filled up with turkey and going to see end of days. I'm pretty sure it came out around Thanksgiving and I went and saw it. If it wasn't that, it was Christmas, but I think it was Thanksgiving. I saw a bug's life after. Thanksgiving. That was a mistake. That was boring. Oh, I didn't see that. I don't know what about your

Bugs Life movie. Is that the Pixar one or was Ants the Pixar one? No, that's the Pixar one. Anz is the DreamWorks. Oh, and then the Pixar one, it's Dave Foley. Yeah, it's Dave. Nobody's given a shit. He is a big, like, mean ant or something.

That's on a lot of dorm walls. Oh, yeah. It's all the women with all the album covers on their backs by the pool and then an ants poster. Or it's a bunch of women with all the different bug movies on their backs, right? Like ants, a bug's life?

Bee movie? You could Photoshop that folks at home. Sorry, I'm trying to look up this release date for you. I want to see if... Are you looking up other bug movies, dude? No. Like I said, dude, I'm looking up release dates. You're going to look at John Saxon, the bees.

This was, no, this was indeed. a Thanksgiving movie, November 24th, 1999. Because you wanted to, this movie is trying to cap cash in on Y2K, which was happening a couple months. So you want to get it out in November when your Y2K

crazy, right? Back when you're still buying water and you know, packets of gravy and just hoarding all your America online discs. Exactly. All those people that were like building bunkers and getting water and guns and they thought it was going to be the end

of days and didn't happen. Yeah. Did not happen. Did anybody do anything special for the Y2K New Year? Do you remember? A blackout drunk?

Is that something special? Oh, really? Wait. How old were you? You were underage, young man? Yeah, probably. Hmm. Yeah.

Shame. What about you? I think I was... You spent it in a bunker, didn't you? No, no, no. I think I watched Monty Python on the Holy Grail that night. Nice.

Oh, how much ass did you get at a curiosity. Let me just say I could grab a lot of my own ass back then. I went to a party thrown by friends

of my parents who they don't talk to anymore. Oh, good. That's a weird. That's a memory that I'll have forever. Actually, I'll remember

that's the reason. The funny thing was out there getting ass all right. He was blackout drunk getting ass. You can't remember a single one, but he got him. I remember when it struck

midnight the dude who owned the house threw the breaker to the electricity and everything went off and the place went fucking ape shit that's a bad prank you just hear this dude who kind of looked like Quint

from Jaws just laughing in the basement just fucking laughing this guy laughing his fucking mustache tits off anyway end of day yeah

oh sweet man it was pretty good we start this movie with a credit that was confusing at first And I don't even know where it is in the movie. Because there's a lot of bad computer stuff going on this movie. Is it a CCH Pounder? Because that's her name.

It's just her name. No, the credit that says creature affects Stan Winston. I guess it's the devil, the invisible devil monster, right? But I thought Stan was like, you know, like practical effects. I think it's Kevin Pollock. Oh, yeah, Kevin Pollock's Jets hat. That like that demon puppet they get out of storage every once in a while. Well, all right, I'm going to put Walter back in his closet.

Who wants to see Kevin Pollock? No, not you chuckles. I'm getting out Kevin Pollock. He's a tiny man, isn't he? Oh, sure. He could sleep in a dummy's coffin. So, yeah, we start off in the 70s. There's a comet and some priest is like,

there's like some cabal of Catholic priests and the Pope. The Pope is there played by. Yeah, the handicapped uncle from Breaking Bad, Mark, whatever that dude's name. Mark Morgolis, he's great. If you guys, I don't know if you notice this, there was one shot later on in the film, the film we're talking about today, end of days, where the Pope is in a wheelchair. Pope's in a wheelchair. You know what?

You got to tell me how that Pope got in a wheelchair. You can't just have the Pope sitting in a wheelchair. Also, you start, Pope's not in a wheelchair. You end the Pope's in a wheelchair. Exactly. But what if now the Pope needs the. get out of, you know, get out of Dodge, right? Right.

There's some trouble in the Vatican City. He goes down Mexico way. Right. Becomes that uncle in breaking back. Oh, wow. Oh, I see that happening. Because he's in a wheelchair, too. I told him.

Salamanca begins. I love this. Salamanca begins. Exactly. I used to be to the Pope. I was the Pope. Now I'm not the Pope no more. I'm also now somehow out of Mexican.

Sure. Whatever. But, man, in those 20 years, what was that event that caused the Pope to be in a wheelchair? Because that's news. That's global news. He got blackout drunk after seeing a bug's life. Getting some serious ass in the Vatican City multiplex spark-in-law. Yeah!

So... Did some wheelies until the Swiss guard told him not to anymore. He dispatches this one priest. He's like, look, look out for this lady. across the globe there in New York Look out for this lady It's a woman It's a girl being born

Look out for this lady Look out for this baby Watch this baby So across in New York City And the hospital blade was born And I believe It's the same rainstorm Is happening actually

It's This girl gets born And this creepy lady brings her Going down by the way Go all the way down to the basement Let's go down to hell All right so yeah

The nurse takes the baby downstairs. Yeah, and this is some like Rosemary's baby shit. And this is the part of the movie that I was kind of more interested in is like the whole the cult surrounding you at this. Let me tell you something. I bet you were. Oh yeah, because let me tell you something. You walk into a fucking

hospital basement dude and there's standing before you Udo Kier, some shit's about to go down. Well, does every possibly some pansexual shit? Does every hospital have like a devil basement just in case this happens? I think

So, yeah, go all the way down. There's just a weird, like a couple of dudes waiting for a baby to put snake oil on or whatever. Yeah, well, like, Udo Kier cuts open a snake. That's right. That puts the blood in the baby's mouth. It's pretty gross, pretty cool. Maybe this is also, you get Stan in for this? Oh, yeah, the snake.

Do you think they brought Stan Winston just for a snake puppet? Yeah, I can make your snake. Yeah, give me six hours. I'll make you say. You didn't call Savini, did you? Is anyone turning into the snake or you want the snake to turn into something else? Oh, you're just going to cut it open? Yeah, all right.

You didn't call Savini, right? I swear to God, if you called Savini. You got on a party sitting in your snake. I mean, I don't know. Oh, I think I saw Rick Baker on the way out. Did you call fucking Rick Baker? Am I your third fucking phone call for this snake? No, Stan.

You're the best. He's the best in the business. Luke everyone would Stan the man. Oh, he's just totally lying to him because everybody else passed. And like Stan Winston's like, I don't know you, Arnold. Stan, come here. I need you to make me a. trouser snake has to be long i have a date with my maid later man we go to dust off the furniture

i got serious ass last night i finally found the use for that hutch it was crazy but i was thinking about him when watching this movie i was like oh he he must have already had that affair he were thinking about that i did yeah well yeah since he had you so much right he must be done having an affair like in most movies, right? Yeah. And other affairs, too. Because how old is that kid now? Yeah.

Did they put snake blood in that kid's now? Oh, that's probable. That's a probable. It's unconfirmed, but it's probable. So we cut 20 years to the future. We cut to Arnold, by the way. 13 and a half minutes. I'm sorry to interrupt you see,

but 13 and a half minutes before I get to Arnold Schwarzenegger in an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie? Oh, no, I'm sorry. What happens first is the Gabriel Byrne begins scene, which is really great. Burn begins is pretty fan. So, like, he's a dude who's meeting some friends at a restaurant, and the devil or something comes out of the sewer like it's Ghostbusters 2. I'm the devil.

Dude, it's so that. And it's flying around. Stay tuned later for some more Ghostbusters, two comparisons. And so we get to, like, Gabriel Burns at this restaurant. It's an invisible dragon, by the way. It looks like the predator. Okay, yeah. The predator's, like, camo.

A visible restaurant, just to paint the picture. You can't see the devil dragon, but you can see this restaurant pretty clearly. It looks pretty nice. I would say four stars, probably. Oh, yeah. Three, at least three Michelin stars. So then, like, Gabriel Byrne excuses himself and to go to the water closet. And then the devil beats the shit out of him, which is pretty funny.

It's like the, it's like the liar, liar bathroom assault. I'm kicking my own ass to your mind. And he comes out. And this is like, it's the best. part of the movie and we're talking like under 10 minutes into this thing he kisses like he's it's like it's a weird he's a third wheel yeah at this dinner it's like this other couple and he comes up we don't even know like what their relationship no there's no dialogue he kisses this woman on the mouth and the guy's like hey and he like lion growls at him and looks at him and then he starts

yeah oh my god Steve you you got more experience in this hotel talking you that one night you blacked No, he starts to make out of this lady. He puts his hand visibly down her dress. Oh, I miss that entire. He's manipulating. The whole, he's got her whole breast. Oh, he's steering the ship, huh? Yeah, it's really something.

Yeah. And this guy's like, hey! So he, like, growl looks at him and walks out. And then she's, like, with bated breath. Oh, yeah. I never knew. You get aggressively kissed by the devil? I don't care who you are.

That's funny. And then, like, Gabriel Byrne, like, farts and the rest of, that's an interesting point because later in the movie he has he is a flammable urine so i think maybe he he dumped in that toilet before he came out and that was like a timed grenade oh my god it's like clicking down it's outrageous though it's like the opening of diehard with a vengeance when that store blows up yeah but that that explosion in that turn is a metaphor for y2k oh ever present in the background of this film so makes totals gasoline urine

poop poop grenades and then what are we talking like electric semen electric semen wow it's like it's like the electric gremlin comes out every time yeah wait so his seaman could get stuck in a phone line better not have phone sex with that

guy yeah I think that's a lesson to be learned here and his tears are what like the booze like really good booze like really good whiskey I think yeah single malt yes a devil's cut God. Devil's cut, piss. It burns when you fry it. What I don't like about the aftermath of this explosion is we cut to like, you know, a shot of New York City and you hear like shitty New York radio.

But it's just a dude talking about Y2K. And I was like, no, no, no, no. A fucking restaurant blew up. You would be talking about that all ding dong day. It only comes up later where people are like, we still don't know what happened to that restaurant. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Nobody's investigating it. nobody cares like that should be the thing

Arnold is like I don't know sent to investigate this restaurant explosion like he's set to like to infiltrate and destroy the IRA because Gabriel Byrne was seen leaving the president yeah you know a black Irish rogue comes out of a place and it explodes

I don't know it's 1999 then you got it's like blown away and then Arnold Schwarzenegger has to do like an Irish accent oh god he would do a better Irish accent than Brad Pitt does in the devil's own I guarantee see that. I mean, I know Pitt's accent is bad, but hear what you're saying.

My name is Kana O'Malley. Ta-titty-ta-ta-tete-ta-tete-ta-ta. Yes. So then we do cut to Arnold, man, and he is about to commit suicide. He's been watching lethal weapon a lot.

Right, yeah, he's like, he's like going to put a gun on himself, but then he's like, I'm a cop, you idiot. Stop it. No, he gets saved by... Put the gun down. He gets saved by the Pollock, dude. Kevin Pollock knocks on the door. I think Kevin Pollock's wearing some George Costanza lift boots in this movie.

Oh, he has to be. Well, also, though, as we learned semi recently, like Arnold's not that tall of a dude. Yeah, he's not that big. But I mean, come on, come, come, come on, Kevin Pollack. Come on. You're wearing boots. So he's like, he's coming, pollicking around. Arnold makes his breakfast, which is just.

Oh, shudder. He's been drinking whiskey all night. Listeners at home, get out your recipe book. He's hung. he's shit waste and he's like, ah, come on, Arnold, we got to do our security detail because we work for a very mysterious underdeveloped security company

for some reason. It's so underdeveloped. You will think that they're just two cops in this movie. That's what I thought they were. No, they work for like a fucking Blackwater security firm. They work for Stryker security. And if anyone's keeping track at home, that's Stryker with a Y.

I got fired from the NYPD for touching. Well, he does say, he says at some point, that he was indeed a police officer at some point. He was a cop, you idiot, for a little while. I was a cop, you idiot. Put the gun down. Okay, I'm not a cop anymore. Shoot me now.

He's fucking to himself. So Arnold is like hungover wasted. He's like, oh man, I got to do this security detail. So he puts, is it milk? Kevin Pollock comes with a cup of coffee. There you go. That's your first ingredient. This is like a real, this is like,

I thought Jim Belushi was gross in those movies. Oh, no. Belushi ain't got nothing on this concoction. This is crazy. So it's a cup of coffee. Cup of coffee. He takes a slice of pizza, a good old slice of a cold pizza, which is when you're hung over, that's what you hope is in your fridge. From the floor of the kitchen. You hope that's on the floor in your kitchen. It was on the floor in the kitchen. Arnold picks it up.

Yeah, it's for medicinal use only when it's on the floor. He puts whiskey in there. He puts whiskey in there, obviously. And then he puts Chinese food. Like, whole clumps. Like we're talking like maybe some general chow's in here. Well, you need your proteins. And he blends it and he starts drinking it.

That's just vomit. The shake. I have seen, I didn't watch any of the videos, but there is, there are a couple people that are on the YouTube that it would have done this. I know what I'm doing. Oh, what are the reaction vids like? I didn't watch any. I just saw that popped up when I actually listened to the end of day soundtrack on YouTube. How do you not, you discover a treasure like that on the internet?

You don't bother to click on it. What would have been three and a half minutes of your life? Yeah. Listen to the soundtrack of this movie instead. Instead of doing that really cool thing, you listen to this soundtrack. Let's run down the soundtrack really quick. It's got corn.

Well, that goes without saying. It's got a Guns and Roses came back together. The actual Guns and Roses song is featured in the movie. That's what I was going to say is not all these are featured in the movie. Limbiscuit shows up. They rock this set like Russian roulette when you're placing your bet. Then you've got... Oh, everyone left.

And then you've got creed shows up for a bit. Rob zombies there. Oh, Robert Zombie. And I'm sure I'm missing. Music inspired by and featured in the major feature film, End of Days. Available exclusively closed coconuts around the country. Also, Everlast doing the song that's not famous. Yes.

Oh, yikes. Hey, any seven dust making an appearance? Seven dust doesn't show up. They couldn't get out for it. That's too bad. They auditioned for the end of day's soundtrack that didn't get it. What about some silver chair for the more emotional people in the room? Excuse me, seven dust.

Yeah, you're just too loud. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, you just darn too loud. Darn too loud. Yeah, just too loud. You're darn too loud. It would be great if Hugh E. Lewis and the news put out a new metal album and the only for the end of day soundtrack. I would like that.

You lose starts rapping. Oh, God. That would be horrendous. I'm into it. I'd listen to that sooner than duets. What is duets? The film duets is a good movie. I like it, man.

What is that? A Huey Lewis appears in it, as does Paul Giamati, among other people. It's a movie about people at a karaoke competition or on their way to a karaoke. What is this Robert Altman? No, but it feels like an old movie. What year? Around, around 98, 99. Yeah.

Yeah, weird. Weird wild stuff. Weird, wild stuff. So apparently they are, their security detail is to protect a Wall Street banker who is Gabriel Byrne. Which you know what? Blinking, you miss that piece getting put together. It's just such a small line. Because like, well, the thing that, here's what doesn't make any sense to me. The guy Arnold is like, so what do we have today, some big mafia scumbag?

And Kevin Pollock is just like, nah, it's just some Wall Street piece of shit or whatever. He's like, oh, okay, good, because I'm hung over. but then like there's an assassination attempt on this guy like what are you talking about there's an assassination attempt and like I mean if they're just a security company shouldn't after Gabriel Byrne survives it isn't their job done like don't you have to be like here's here's the information police you go you're not jumping in a helicopter in the middle of Manhattan by the way no flying all over there's this whole like it's a big dumb scene you're jumping to hand Gabriel burn that invoice

and then you're done Yeah, you're done. And you're going home to eat unblended Chinese food. Oh, now you get all that money. You can have unblended Chinese food. Wow, this Chinese food is all in one piece. Things are looking up. Yeah, I'll take a number 14.

We'll also get some egg rolls. Oh, unblended, please. I would like all of this unblended. Just really, really specific. I want to be really clear. Okay, by the way. Oh, yes, the name for the order, Jericho Kane. Jericho Kane is this character's name.

You know, not for nothing. Seabless will not deliver to Jericho Cade. Oh, yeah, nice try. This is the first time, though, I can recall where Arnold, obviously outside of, like, the Terminator movies, doesn't have, like, some ground Chuck grade A fucking Stars and Stripes American name. But Jericho Cain's almost worse, isn't it? Well, I'm not saying it's worse or better.

I'm just saying it's not like, it's not, hi there, I'm Brad Johnson, all American. Like, he always has those names, and you're like, that's not this man. name. But Jericho Kane just sounds like a character in a fucking post apocalyptic novel. Or like a wrestler. Yes. Speaking of Jericho, Y2J.

Oh, right. There's a wrestler called Jericho who Chris Jericho, who wrestled in the 1990s, late 90s into the early 2000s as Y2J. No. Yeah, yeah. And he would come out and he would say it's Y2J. Yeah. You know, Y2K, it's Y2J. Eric, Eric, Eric. Eric.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You get it? I do. So what happened when 2000 hit for Y2J? He was kind of doing it for a little bit after that. A little bit longer than you wanted him. And I think, if I'm remembering it, right, I think, Steve, correct me if I'm wrong here

on our early 2000s wrestling memory. Did his, like, intro video have a bunch of ones and zeros all over it? I think it might have. I kind of remember that. Wait, does he see in code? He sees the entire ring in code. That's why he was such a good. He just looked, he stared at the ring.

He can anticipate the movements from the code. Okay, Bobby Chicago, what do you want? Let me get a pie, uh, chicken popcorn. Do you want that blended or not blended? I'm ordering for myself, which will be blended. So it's very, it's going to get, it's going to get messed up no matter what. So that's one blend, one not blend. Let me get a chicken palm hero and three egg rolls blended, please.

Get a good blend on there. I want it to look like cream. There's like, you go up to the setting number seven. I want you to hit eight. I know no one ever uses setting eight. I want you to blend this chicken bomb hero. Oh, Bobby, you got to order the unblended pizza. You're busting my balls, Bobby.

You know it's going to get the messed up. And I also want a cherry coke, but solid. Frozen salad. I drink my food. I eat my drink. I like to nibble away my ice cherry cook like a rodent going up against

the piece of wood. Oh, come on, Bobby, you know what? The frozen... Oh, Bobby, you're ruining this order. You know they're going to fuck it up. You know what, Bobby, here's what we do. I'll call in one order and then you call in the second order separately.

What is this? This is a slurpy. I wanted a solid cherry coke. Hello, this is Jericho Kane again. This is bullshit. This is Bush League. I mailed you that blender last month, telling you this is how I was going to order my food.

Yes, Mario. Get Mario on the line. I am so angry right now. Bring me a cherry coke in a cube. A salad cube. That detail begs the question. If he's sending the restaurant the blender, why doesn't he just keep the blender at home

and blend whatever gets delivered? What am I paying for? I'm going to be blending my own food. I'm going to cook it for you. You say, have it your way. Okay, I'm not the Boygur King. You call yourself the Boyger. I'm not even doing a voice anymore.

That's just how I talk. Boyga King. It was like Jerry Lou is doing an arm. George's like a impression. So it's this big thing that's chased around the priest and he's jumping up up buildings. He's swinging from ropes. I mean, all of this shit is illegal unless you're a cop and he's not

a cop. Yeah. And he chased... I don't think it's illegal when you're a cop. It's definitely not legal when you're a cop. Fair for our law enforcement listeners. Um, but yeah, so like this whole thing ends in like a chase where they're like going into this dude's like basement apartment or something trying to figure out who this guy is.

Well, no, he he shoots him first. He catches him. He shoots him and like the guy yells out. It's like, the dark angel is rushing from his prison and he shoots him and then like CCH Pounder comes up. Just like, hey Arnold, you're W2 here, you're whatever paperwork says that he basically yelled us at you, but that man doesn't have a tongue.

Bum, bum, bum, bum. Wow. So someone cut out his tongue after Arnold down. Or Arnold cut out his tongue. Maybe he's a secret tongue collector. Well, it's great because you get a little like Arnold back story because she's like Arnold, have you been drinking again? And he's like

VAT. Oh, hey Mudge. How are you Mudge? She's like, she's basically like, are you drunk right now? Because you said that this dude talked and he doesn't have a tongue. He's like, I don't see what my functioning alcoholism has to do with this Mudge. So then they continue this

investigation, which goes beyond the bounds of security people. Exactly. Like once the threat neutralized you're done man you collect your check you hang out that's it and also like he wound up going to the hospital or what like he didn't you don't really know what happened to gabriel burn why isn't like i know he's the devil but like he's taken into custody it's kind of like when fucking trump ran away from the podium that one time was fucking hilarious like it's kind of that they're like oh let's get him out of here but then like why isn't that dude being mandated to like

whatever court appearance is happening like gabriel burns just loose on the street it makes no sense. But he's very vaguely got the police department in his pocket, which we don't understand until later in the movie. Oh, right. And I don't know if they're possessed or it's money or it's whatever. Possessed. I would like that.

Like, just show me a, like a seance, like rising the NYPD for ghosts. Anything. How about details about anything? Because it's all, for a two hour and three minute movie, it's about as vague as you can get on the detail. It's quite vague. Because I mean, it's, it's

I mean, it's a bull in a shiny shop. It's Arnold in a supernatural thriller. Like, it's just, on paper, it sounds amazing. But this movie's kind of dull, and it's a little boring. Well, the thing is, you can have an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, and you can have a devil movie. But you can't have an Arnold Schwarzenegger devil movie. Unless he is the devil.

Oh. Hey, Andrew, I have an idea for you. Put both those ideas in a blender. And then I'll eat it. I will eat your movie idea because you're a fat idiot. next screenplay please and with all my screenplays in the blender and drink them

that's how I memorize my lines I absorb them it's my muted ability I studied with Charles Xavier if only it worked for Hercules in New York I'd overdub him for that one Never saw that

He couldn't keep the shake down Oh no that's a shame And that's why I couldn't know the lines so he's in new york is one of those things like at least at the beginning of that movie where you're like is this softcore pornography is i wish for like the first like 10 minutes and then hercules goes to new york and there's not really much of that anymore is he at least in new york are we talking jason takes manhattan is hercules on a boat for most of it no i think i'm pretty sure he's walking around central park yeah it's legit that's cool it's not even toronto i like that yeah no it's the real deal new york yeah not canada's new york so um We, the priest writes on his chest, he cuts, carves into his chest after he gets crucified by Gabriel Byrne, Christine New York, which is like, it says Christ in New York, but then like Arnold's like, wait, I'm a master detective. The world's, the world's greatest detective. It goes, Batman, then me, then the great mouse detective, then Sherlock Holmes. Yes, Jero Cocaine.

He's Christine York. Let's find her. Uden, Colombo. Who else? Bobby, Bobby Chicago. Metlock. I'm a better detective than TV's Matlock. One thing we do get in the helicopter scene,

I don't want to go all the way back there, but is a Kevin Pollock stunt double, by the way? Oh, yeah. This dude's like a foot taller than Kevin Pollard. His name is like, you know, Rory McLeod. He does children. He does slightly built women and Kevin Pollock. Rory McLeod, Petit Stunt, man.

It is, I will say, at least this about that whole, like, ridiculous helicopter thing. There's a helicopter there. There's people inside of it. We're still doing stuff. Yeah, for sure. It's not, like, all computer, you know, like, I... There's not a practical effects, actually, in this. Yeah, I will take, like, a clear, you know, stunt double for Kevin Pollock over a Kevin Pollock constantly being there in a CGIed helicopter.

Like, they do a green screen thing. but it's for like two seconds and you know we don't do that anymore we don't rent helicopters anymore I feel bad for cinema's helicopter renters that's true they're put right out of business Hoover it's going right down

between you know green screen and like drone technology to get shots from high up fucking forget it oh man these are the real Americans getting put out of work what are they going to do now I guess invest in drone companies

I guess so well all the manufacturing jobs are coming back in the next couple years I can't know that's true I'll just get a job at the old mill that'll reopen. Yes, and the factories that'll hire all those people and automation will just go away. Yeah. That'll be exciting.

So we're introduced to Robin Tunny. Tenny, Tenney, Tenie. It's Tunny, I was hoping you were going to say Robin Leach. No, Robin Leach is not in this movie. It would be something, though, if he just turned. Hello, Arnold. Arnold Schwarzenegger, look at you go. Clearly, I'm the son of the devil.

Yeah, Robin Tennie is like the grown-up version of the baby we met at the beginning of the movie. And the weird stuff's happened with her. And this is like very vaguely explained. Sure. Her parents died. You see her mother in the beginning. She's dead. Bruce wanes her grave, but putting a rose on it.

And the nurse actually winds up raising her. Right. And Udo Kier is now her psychiatrist. It's all very rosemary's base. in that way, which is actually the coolest part of the movie. I want more of that shit, you know, except like, oh, well, we'll get to it, but these characters don't have long. No, actually, Udo Kier is having dinner.

He's like, oh, that's so sorry. She's having a nightmare. She sees some guy, this weird albino dude on a, on the train, and he shatters into glass. He goes, he's going to fuck you, Christine. And she's like, what's that? I already gave you a dollar. Which is fucking great. dollar for this not to happen exactly that's you give him a dollar to shut up but what's amazing is like one we see this dude in real life earlier in the movie in real life well like because this is supposed to be a hallucination so like in the real world of the movie but then like she's on this subway yes but then like she's on this subway and there's the dude and you're like oh that's the dude we saw in the street a few minutes ago in the movie okay we recognize him but then he just shatters like a fucking harry potter villain or something and you and like it's all a hallucination to her and my

My thought was, where did that dollar go? That's a great question. Because she gives this hallucination a dollar. Do you think of the dollar shatters? Oh, maybe, yeah. It broke up into 100 cents. It all goes to hell and some demons like, a dollar. A dollar.

What am I going to do with a dollar? 10, 10, 220. You can call somebody. So, yeah, so Uricier is like, oh, take another Xanax. It's going to be fine. Don't worry about, oh, Christine, it's the holidays. it's Waiktuke. It's so stressed out.

German-centric New York they're putting together. Well, Udo Kier actually said that he was supposed to be the devil in this movie. I read that on the Tribune also. And then they hired Schwarzeneges. Like, I've got to have a couple of Germans jaw at each other this whole movie. Udo Kier, bust him down to psychiatrists. Like they thought like the mix of like the German and Austrian accents would be like, you have like the main protagonist and antagonists of the movie having like, you know, European acts.

But that would be beautiful. That'd be really a fucking bad ass. Exactly. I mean, why doesn't this take place somewhere in Europe? Get a little close to the Vatican. Have this third act take place at the Vatican. Fucking wheelchair popes there. Oh, man.

Imagine, like, maybe it's in London instead. And Schwarzenegger's like a British Bobby. That's a cop, right? Yeah. Yeah. Bobby. Because why are we? We use my nightstick on you.

We're always buying him as an American cop. How about European car? I would love it. Totally true. Give me the fish and chips and a lamb stomach and put it in a blender. I want two pints of room temperature beer put in there as well. Do it. Do it now.

I think that's how they make Guinness. I think they just put fish and chips and black water in a blender. Yep. And then you drink it. Don't tell that to the Irish. The real problem with it. No, I like it. Don't get me wrong.

I don't want to give out your. secret recipe but it's good so udochir has dinner with his wife and daughter after telling her to like calm down you know it's going to be fine because they're all manipulating her I guess throughout her entire life they've been keeping an eye

on her yes because this whole thing has been prophesized that like on the eve of the end of the century the millennium like the devil will come back and fuck this baby well the house next with her to impregnate her and then make another baby babies get big

get babies. It's like a Russian doll of devil sex. This baby's having a baby. Here's my thing, if you're the devil. Why do you have to come back a couple of nights before? And why do you have to do all this devil shit? Like literally, you're Gabriel Byrne. Come back in November. Yeah. Meet her at a meet cue to the coffee shop. Fuck that. A couple of dates. And then around New years, the devil goes out a couple of dates. You go, I guess the devil would like that. Yeah, the devil would do that. And then like, maybe she wants to have sex with him, but he can't until it's, until it's New Year's Eve, and he's like,

it'll be more special this way. You know what I mean? Something we'll remember for the rest of our lives. By the way, I'm the devil, and you'll never find it. He devils way too quickly because, like, it's, you know.

He could just show up, like, in the night and impregnate her, like, well, the devil's got a plan. You know, he's always the man with the plan. But here's why it's stupid, because all you do, like, you're the devil, man. You've had eternity to be the devil,

whatever. Why don't you just, be one of the people that's raising her or something or be the psychiatrist or, you know, be the co-worker. Yeah. There's a ratat-tat at Udochir's door.

And this is ridiculous because Udo Kier knows what's going on. He's the devil He's been in league with the devil for at least two decades that we know of. Uh-huh. He answers this door and it is the most casual greeting the devil has ever received

because this door opens and he's like, oh, it's you. Yeah. I was like, what are you? talking about. Dude, your fucking dreams are coming through right now. It's kind of, I'm leaving the door open and going back to dinner. Like, oh, come on in. Yeah, it's fine. It's cool.

It's a devil. Hattie is just the devil. Set another place for the devil. Don't mind him. It's the devil. You're just like, what the fuck? And then he comes in and fucking rapes his whole family and kills him. Oh my God. Now, this sequence is very weird. It's outrageous. It's very

devil's advocate, by the way. This movie Hollywood was devil crazy. this movie saw two movies before this came out seven and the devil's ad yes yeah there's definite uh seven connection but now when gabriel burn is having sex with udo cure's uh wife and daughter simultaneously um they start to merge and then he's just like fucking a blob yeah he's just like fucking this it's like their two heads come together and it's just like he's fucking the top of cousin it like it's a real because all you see his hair like the two face aces come together and it's just

hair. There's three, there's three scenarios. What is Udo Kier doing right now? He has either just been fucked by the devil and he's like, taking a breather somewhere, he's jerking off, or he's in the living room with cheers on really, really loud. It's the first two.

It's the first two. And I'll tell you why. It's- 1999. It's 1999. And Cheers wasn't in syndication yet. Well, that's, no, but that's what I was going to say. it's 1999, we're in the midst of

like Seinfeld just ended. Friends is still on. We don't have a use for cheer syndication. It's around, but it was much harder to come by. Maybe a TV land situation. Under no circumstances, do you watch Friends while the devil fucks your family? It's not loud enough.

No, that's the number one problem is not loud enough. The belly laughs that only the majority of the seasons of cheers could give you. But no, he definitely just got to fucked by the devil and then he's jerking off. Okay, cool. That's cool. Yeah. No, that was what I was going to say was Netflix wasn't really around. Yeah, that's a shame. And now, I understand

you told me that Udo Kier dies in this film. Yeah. How does that happen? Because I don't remember. Do you not? I don't, because I was watching it. It was a Saturday night. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Dude, yo, set the set the scene. Okay.

I'm on my couch. Uh-huh. Put on. Oh, what's this? Oh, end of days. Oh, this is getting good. Honey, blend by dinner. Oh, the blender was on when the Udo Kier died. You couldn't hear it. Exactly.

So now, let's... Scalps, mashed potatoes, some broccoli in there. Oh, everything's in there. Everything's in there. Well, there's like a quick other scene where these dudes, like, bum rush Robin Tennie's house. That's right. Oh, yes.

And they are unsuccessful. So then Udo Kier has to be like, well, I'm sorry, but we don't know where she. She is right now. And then Gabriel Byrne as the devil punches his head off. Oh, that's awesome. It's like, it's like Gabriel Byrne is Gallagher. Oh, okay.

And Gabriel Byrne's fist is Gallagher's sledgehammer. And Udo Keir's beautiful head is a waterman. All right. Now, your head is going to be represented the impeachment hearings. And I'm going to be Kenneth Starr. Curse Platt. Wow. You know what?

Timeline appropriate joke. There you go. That's beautiful. It would only invoke a, God, another Ken Star joke? Yeah. Wasn't that so last year? It's also Gallagher too. Oh, yeah, that's true.

He's like fucking 40 years behind everything. It's Irish Gallagher. Ew, do you want to go see Irish Gallagher? No. I can make Guinness, Mark. I'm Irish Gallagher. I got 45 minutes on fucking potato famine jokes. I'm Gallagher, but I'm Irish.

Wait, he smashes potatoes instead? Oh, totally. Yeah. This is Belfat. This watermelon, oh, this potato would recommend it. Belfast. And this is the English government. Curs Platte.

See, I can be topical, Mark. I'm Irish Gallagher. That's, that's even better. That's like his new. phase. He's like, no, I need another interview with Mark Maron. He only interviewed Gallagher. He never interviewed Irish Gallagher. Come on, Mark.

You don't dick about Irish Gallagher. I'm going to go out for TV pilots. They won't touch Gallagher, but they love Irish Gallagher. I can be on Peaky Blinders, Mark. Sure good. Peaky Blinders Season 4 is starring Irish Gallagher.

Look at Silly and Murphy, I'm coming for you. He wears the same hat as Gallagher. He already has a peekie blinders hat. Give me back of me hat. Look at Sam Neal. Here comes Irish Gallagher. You're a corrupt priest. Oh, that is stupid.

Yeah. Yeah, you ain't wrong. So, but Udochir's dead. His head explodes. Is this where Stan Winston comes in? Oh, the head? I mean, like, it's CGI, but maybe, like, you get Stan to make sure it looks right kind of a thing. I mean, it's a really impressive effect.

I mean, this head fucking goes. That must be it, right? I mean, that must be it. You're right. Yeah. It must be it. Hired Stan Winston for that shit. Get Irish Gallagher in here.

I'll show you how to make a fucking head explode. God, it's just so. dumb it's just so I guess at this point Arnold and Robin Tuni meet up Arnold saves her from

this sect of priests who are run by Rod Steiger who wants to kill her like that's the idea is like we're going to kill her in a humane way which kind of makes it it makes total sense are those dudes in league with Rod Steiger

or is Rod Steiger because Rod Steiger is the one who's like you're just got to hang out in this church until it all blows over. I think those dudes are from the Vatican. Vatican did it. Yeah, they're from the Vatican and they're trying to kill her.

And they're right. And like the theme of this entire movie, I don't know if you guys picked up on it, is don't stop murder. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Sometimes it has a purpose. Gabriel Byrne should die.

This girl should die. And that's just the way life is sometimes. Because billions of people are in their balance because basically all that needs to happen is to stop to be sure to stop Gabriel Byrne from fucking this lady the devil by the way not just Gabriel Byrne not just run of the mill Gabriel burn the devil here's a question why does it you just get like an IUD done real quick well I'm sure the devil could work his way around that think so yeah oh yeah he could use devil powers to uh deactivate birth control

he's got that electron that's true yeah his his his piss is very much like gasoline which we'll get too. So yeah, I wouldn't trust that I do it. It would be like he's trying to impregnant her with the electric gremlin and then the baby would have a personality of a gremlin. Right. Or blade.

Or blade. Maybe blades's personal. Maybe them blended together. That's how Irish Gallagher happens. My dad an electric seaman. I'm Irish Gallagher. but so he i have 12 brothers and sisters i'm irish gallagher sorry um so um thomas aquinus

yes thomas aquinas who's that's the dude that had his tongue removed right right yeah this dude is the most abused character in a movie you'll see in a while he's like norberg he's the norberg of this film because all this shit happens to him because he's like he's under the spell or whose spell is he under because why would he be trying to assassinate the devil he's under the pope's mysterious spell oh he's working for the pope is he yeah the pope uh well then why does he carve all that shit into himself because he's all fucked up oh i see man because he eventually gets it by the devil though doesn't he can't have sex oh that's what it all comes down to that's true he does get last time he does get crucified and then uh this satanic uh cop shoots him in the head

at the end of it basically because the devil shows up to the room and is like hey devil you can't come in and he's like you know who you work for I know who you don't of the boys

you're having sex with and I'm like okay whatever movie you can't just say things like that in a movie that requires like some sort of non-graphic flashback to like this dude

off hours get over to my police car or something there's get over to my police car uh Yeah, so that dude gets murdered by the devil through this cop kind of thing.

Right, yeah. But, like, so Robin Toney now is working with Arnold because Arnold saves her from these crooked priests that are these crooked priests are trying to kill her. So are they crooked? They're good priests. They're good priests. These are the best priests.

So she's in her safe house and the devil's like, you know what, fuck it. He kills Udo Kier. He's like, I'm going to go see her. He's got Kevin Pollock hanging outside. And Kevin Pollock even has this line. It's like, what are we doing here? You know what I mean? Like, hey, what am I doing in this movie?

Yeah, he's like, well, oh hey Gabriel Byrne Gabriel Hey Gabriel I don't know you We did a little We did the usual suspects together I never did And I never will

Do you think actually in this Dean Keaton right Yeah you're right Do you think in this In his contract for end of days He was like I swear to God If at the end of the movie

The devil turns out to be Kevin Spacey I get 12 points of the movie That's in all of my contracts From now on Holy shit We gotta rewrite this movie At the end of in-treatment, Kevin Spacey turns out to be the therapist. Was anybody watching that?

Somebody must have. It got two seasons. No. Well, Carnival got two seasons. I know nobody was watching that because I was watching it. Steve was there. I was there most of the time, actually. But yeah, because that's his, the famous thing was like he was like so surprised and upset that he wasn't Kaiser Soze.

And like when he saw it, he like roughed up Brian Singer on the park. parking lot. Parking lot of what? Of the premiere. Like the premiere is a... Oh, really? Why aren't I, Kaiser Soze?

I thought I was Kaiser Soze. You gave him like a lot of chest thuds. What? Yeah, that's insane. It's probably an apocryphal story, but that's the story that I heard. A what story? Apocryphal.

Is that like an apocalypse story? No, they're two different words. Like an end of day's story? You blend those words together and you eat them and you get apocryphal. Which is a word in the English Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, well, I'll have to invest in one. So, but no, that's a story that that's, you know. That's crazy. And also, why would you care? Why would you also, what you're in the movie as much? You know what I mean? It's a good movie. You got paid, right?

Yeah. Oh, I'm sure he did. Yeah. Imagine you got paid, right? I swear to God, if I'm not the devil at the end of this movie. If I fucking see Space, you come down that hallway, fucking fixing his stupid limp. I was the one with a limp, Mark. I could be the devil, Mark.

I could have been Kaiser Sozze, Mark. We got Gabriel Byrne. What'd you do? Oh, wait, you're that guy? Kaiser Shose. No, I wasn't fucking Kaiser Shose. Pow, it was the in-treatment guy. Oh, Lord.

So he goes, the Deviel shows up at this townhouse where Robin Tony's been living. Kevin Pollock's case in the joint. outside, and he's like, oh, I'll take care of you, Kevin Pollock. He pisses all over this wall, and you're like, well, that's kind of weird. It's like blood piss. It's dark. I think it's just so, like, it shows up on camera because it's at night. Yeah. I don't think he's supposed to be pissing blood. Really? Or ink. Maybe he's like a squid.

Oh, yeah. So he visits it all under Kevin's Pollock's car. It's like, oh, man. And he lights a cigarette, very much like usual suspects, by the way. And the fire trail comes. and Kevin Pollock lights up like a Christmas tree. Right, the whole van explodes. Well, what's great is Kevin Pollock like gets out of the van to be like, hey, what's going on in this movie?

So he's outside when this thing goes. Because it's one of those, like, you think he might get away. Yeah. But no, he just goes up. It's awesome. And then there's like another trail of piss that goes under a cop car. Like, I guess some cops are like staking the joint too.

Actually, if you look closely, there's a third trail of piss. And what it does is it goes right into a 35 millimeter print and into the projector, into the theater. That is, end of days, it's a trailer piss. Yeah, exactly. It's an excrement. It's waste. So then, like, Byrne goes in this house.

He murders this nurse slash stepmother or whatever. I mean, why anyone works with the devil is always beyond you. You know, you're going to get fucked, all those empty promises. No, but here's the real question. Now, okay, listen, my body, as we all know, is just a vessel. Right. And who cares about my stinking, dirty, gross human body? Right.

If I'm cool with the devil and he's like, all right. And he knocks my head off. But then my spirit goes to hell. But suddenly, like, I'm like the Duke of Hell or like. Well, that's got to be in your contract. So I need a high position in hell. You know what I mean? That's what I want.

I want the contract scene. Get the blood ink out. You want to also make sure in that contract, by the way, that when you get to hell and you open the door to your hell condo, that Kevin Spacey's not living there Get the fuck out of here Spacey oh you've got to be kidding me There's like 7,000 Kevin

Spacies in hell right now I just moved in Oh hi He went there because of that talking cat movie Or maybe that's Oh no you know why it's the piece that he has That was the deal with the devil This is one of the greatest moments

in this movie is when like Arnold shows up and he's like you know something's not the right here or whatever and then like he starts fighting this old lady this old lady kind of kicks the shit out of Arnold Schwarzen he's going for it hilarious she's got devil powers I think he's getting pinned under

a piano it's so awesome but then she like I don't know what happens like a bunch of glass falls on her or something and then like Gabriel Byrne like cuts her head off or some of shit yeah he does a little nice little fatality why does he make this townhouse explode. Again, good question. I guess he didn't have a dump that day. Like,

it was depending on he had lunch. I just drank too much today. I don't have, I didn't have McDonald's for lunch. What's awesome is there's some scene sort of after this where Rod Steger as this like priest who's a leading whatever brigade. The Catholic Church? No, it's more like if he was, if Colchak the Knight Stalker was a priest, I feel like that's what this other movie is. There's a great like under this dude's church there's a great like set of

all these like computers and bankers lights. It's a paranormal investigations operation underneath this church run by Rod Steger. And there's, is it Steger or is it Stiger? I always said Stiger. Oh, it might be Stiger. Yeah. Probably Stiguer. You know what I never said either because I know who this guy was.

Oh really? Oh, he's been around. I know, I'm sure he's been around. Didn't you go to, didn't you meet his widow? Is that your story? Oh, no, that's when Eric and I ruined the screening of the final Roy Shider film. Roy Shider. You know, let's tell that story now because you've teased it. So we, so to paint the scene.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, set it up. We went to, I think it was free. It was free, right? Yeah, we certainly didn't. We didn't fucking pay for that shit. No, no, no. So, you know, this is a strike against them for letting us in.

Yeah. First things first. It's a strike against them. It's their fault. So we're like, oh, yeah. He's like, he's like playing like a Nazi hunter or something. He's like getting, but he's like older. Roy Scheider is.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a movie about flashbacks to when he was young. Roy Scheider basically finds, he finds the Nazi who's responsible for killing his parents or something. And he's going to go to Germany and kill this guy basically is the movie. But it was terrible. It was so bad. It was so boring.

it was and he's dead at this point he's dead the widow shiner was in attendance for a Q&A he had just died recently and uh what was it like 30 minutes in if we were lucky maybe 20 we start like get like putting our coats because it was like cold out man so he got your big coat we've got bags from work i think we were like in like in the middle of an aisle too so it was like we were like she could the widow Shider could see this happening. You fucking clowns, man. Come on. No, you're right.

Do you really want me to waste my life? And we just sort of like, yeah, you're crawling over people to get, it was. Excuse me. Excuse me. This is bad. I'm sorry. Your husband is dead. We leave.

I'm sorry. This is terrible. We're leaving. We're leaving. Isn't this bad? Go on. P. You.

Boo! Maybe the shark finally gets him in this one, right? Anybody? Oh, his wife's here. Wait, I shouldn't be on the Nazi side? Oh, Lord, whatever. So there's like stigmata going on. Rod Steiger's like, oh, yeah.

You know, everybody, in case you're wondering, the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Oh, wait, Gabriel Byrne and Kevin Bollocker of this movie. Well, that's a bit clumsy, isn't it? That's a bit odd to have the most famous line in another movie and another movie where the two guys are in it. There's some other part. Is Benicio Deltaro back there or what?

The second greatest trick the devil ever pulled was Y2K. All right. Well, maybe, you know, maybe the trick didn't come off as well as he intended, but it's the thought that counts. It's in this scene where he has a great passing thing where he's talking about those other bad priests that came from the Vatican. and he's like, yeah, the Vatican Knights, blah, blah, blah. And I have pictured Knights, N-I-G-H-T-S. And I was like, Vatican Knights, that's a cool show. Hot Vatican Nightly.

I watch that, dude. It's like, it's like typical Vatican stuff, but just like Baywatch, they're solving mystery. It's like X-Files, but in the Vatican. But sexy, because it's on like the, you know, it's on like the... Cinemax. Yeah, and it's like Roman beaches and shit. And they're like looking for, like, sex. see devil ladies

totally Jeremy Irons is definitely in this show and it's got like the main dudes got like flowing robes so you can

whip it out whatever that's all the while they're just moving priests from parish to parish that are molesting children that's actually

that's like the day to day work that's like 80% of the episode it's like once in a while he catches a cool devil lady but most of the time

it's just like shuffling yeah shuffling the awful molesting priest around follow me so while Robin Tony hangs out with Rod Steiger

for a little bit. Arnold goes home to like take a breather and Gabriel Byrne follows him and this scene is ridiculous. It's the nexus man. He's like coming to the nexus Arnold. It's so insane so he's like he's basically like

you know if you just tell me where this girl is you know I'll give you back your daughter and your wife remember what happened to them. It's your classic action movie my wife and baby daughter were murdered, but remember what happened to them is hilarious. So then, like, as

the devil, he uses devil powers to, like, recreate the situation in where a bunch of hoods, including Svenil Thorson, break into this apartment and just murder both of them? Yeah, Secundus himself.

And are you the comeda? I'm working for the devil now. Wait, what am I doing in this movie? When can we go on break? Whenever you want, Sven. I'll just shut this whole fucking thing down. I thought you were doing Arnold. Yeah, it's the same voice.

But it's great because Arnold is like trying to shoot these visions, which is awesome. And he's just like shooting up his apartment. Like he's shooting at a vision of Sven Olthorson, which by the way, what a vision to have. But then like Gabriel Burns like, okay, it could be this way instead because he's like trying to do a New York accent. Yeah, sometimes. And Arnold like opens this bedroom door and it is fucking car. Harvard and blood. Like, Sven Old Thornton shot the shit out of these people.

I think this is around the time when Arnold has that screaming match with Gabriel Bren, but it's like, you think you're bad? You're fucking choir boy compared to me. A choir boy! Which is great because I love spotting the Arnold Soundboard. Yes. Yeah. This movie's got a bunch of them.

Thomas Klinas is also another one of them. But what they didn't use on the soundboards, which is so great because it's so. close to spice girl's lyrics he's like tell me what you want what you really want if you want to be my lava you got to get with my friends we have to make it the last forever because friendship never ends a real human being and a real hero when to become one that's i was trying to think of any other spice girl song That's why I was so quiet. Yeah, I don't, I don't remember.

Like, I can't remember the lyrics. What was that show that was on for five seconds? Don't forget the lyrics. Oh, yeah, you would have failed. Carson Daly would have kicked you off or whoever hosted it. They're all Carson Daly. So he drops the devil out a window and the devil's like, oh, I have an idea. What did I just make Kevin Pollock come back to life?

So Kevin Pollock shows, I'd be like, hey Arnold, it's me. Why'd you leave me at that, that, that, that, that, van burning up like a fucking turkey for he's like what hey this is all right i know i'm definitely dealing with the devil and my friend is certainly dead but maybe not well he's like it's he's sheds him in his arm oh right what's this horsesher thing where he's like yeah i just i just got out of the way of that blast and arnold's like i don't know about that bobby chicago it sounds like a bunch of bullshit traffic on the van wick all right if you're really no who I am. In what

impossible, disgusting way must I manipulate my food before eating it? Only my truest friend would know that. There was the piece of pizza laying, you saw me eat this morning. Do I, or don't I

want to kill myself? That's actually a great detail he skipped over in that first Arnold introduction scene. Kevin Pollock notices the gun on the table and he's like, eh. You know, your best friend is... If you were suicidal, Andrew,

I wouldn't be like, well, let's record. We hate movies. I'd be like, well, let's maybe do something else. Wait, but that's what you just did to me. Well, you're fine. He edits the episodes, Eric. Yes. That's actually...

It's a pretty boss move that Arnold pulls in this movie because Gabriel Burton throws him out the window. Oh, yeah. And Arnold's, like, hanging on. And he's like... Oh, come on. He's like, you know... You just got to tell me.

me where she is. Just tell me where she is and I'll pull you back up. And he's like, all right, he takes his hand and then just fucking pulls him out and he lands on a car, which is pretty neat. That's nice. Yeah, and apparently like this is your classic the Sven Rutherston thing was like there was, he was an informant for the mob

or some horse. It's like, it's too much. Whatever, I don't care. Wait, what are you talking about? Like, or no, he was testifying against the mafia and the mafia killed his family. Is this a deleted scene? No, this I mean, like, what happens is that? Where are they saying that though? I think, no, the cable bread's like,

ah, isn't it a shame that all of this backstory happened? Oh, and he just says it right there. Oh, I totally missed all that. The blender was on. You're trying to eat. I mean, you had halal cart food. No, I don't go to the halal cart in this neighborhood.

That guy's a pig. His food's terrible, and he fucking made comments to my wife. Wow. Yeah, I don't eat it, that halal cart. And it's the only one of the neighborhood. That's a real bummer. sucks. It fucking sucks. So he goes back to Robin Tini and Kevin Pollock goes with him and then like, whoops, wouldn't

you know what Kevin Pollock actually is working for the devil. So he puts her in Kevin Pollock's car and she drives away. And then CCH Pounder, who has been killed at this point, comes back to life. Killed by Arnold, by the way. And like, here's the thing. If you're trying to take down on Schwarzenegger and he's just a dude and these guys are cops, shoot him. They're taking him down like Frankenstein. They've got pitforks and torches. And it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shoot this dude in the head.

Problem solved the devil. And then fuck this lady in the end of the world. I think this Arnold character is probably the only suicidal alcoholic that goes to the gym for seven hours. Yeah, also very true. You can't stop this guy. Well, maybe it's just like the start of his downward spiral, right? Oh, it just started yesterday? Maybe if we caught him in like 2004, he's obese.

Oh, man, that'd be amazing. I would love, Arnold, if you're listening, gain a bunch of weight. I would just like to see what it looks like at this point. I'm playing Jake Lamata. There's been no movie where he's in a fat suit, right? I don't think so. Not yet.

Not yet. That's right. We'll see what happens. Fingers crossed for expendables for still fat. That'd be great. Yes, I have a fat suit in expendables for. I have a fat suit. in dead three

like he would totally be a dead three it would be a hilarious joke but do you think he would totally do the same thing that Stallone famously did where he got fat and Copeland and he was telling everyone it was for a part because he's like so insecure about it oh right yeah you think Stallone gave him

or Swarthenegger gave him shit hey you're looking pretty fat sly I was going to ask if you wanted to pump some weights but it seems like you've been pumping brownies oh it was constant it was like how how Stanley Kubrick

would call Stephen King in the middle of the night while he was making the shining and ask him insane questions Hello, is this sly? Yeah, yeah. Is your refrigerator running? It must be able to run

really fast because there's no food in it because you ate it all because you're so obese. Goodbye. This was Arnold. Hey, who does? You take some forever to figure it out.

I've already hung up well, I feel bad for it's like, he's fat and stupid. Hello? So there's something where like Arnold goes down to the basement of this other place. And what is it? It's like a real Indiana Jones situation. Right. It's like a whole, it's like a black mass, I think.

Oh, right. Now, Steve, you're the resident Catholic. I only know that phrase from Ozzy Osbourne. Now, this is where a bunch of like bad priests, right? Like the bad boys. I think so. It's like them and a bunch of like mob doctors. You know, the worst of the worst.

Yeah, there's a lot of scumbags in one basement. Some Uber drivers. But it's one of those weird things where he's all together. He's like he's walking through a tiny little like basement hallway that leads to a small door where he goes down a few steps. And it's another tiny little crammed space. And then you start hearing like chanting or something. and then he gets through that door and it's this huge

fucking underground factory where they're conducting this like devil mass. Oh no, I'm in the producer's cut of Halloween 5. Oh no, it's the curse of Thorne. Hold the, hold the, that would be amazing, okay? That's how you revitalize a wayward

franchise like Halloween. You get an action star like an Arnold Schwarzenegger or Jean-Luc Picard. I'm going to take you down, Michael Myers. Here we go. Oh, dude, Patrick Stewart could play the brother of Sam Loomis. Oh, yes.

Oh, man. I'm Frank Loomis. Hello there. I'm going to take over the Myers case. Going to take down the run of thorn with my robot companion, Mr. Data. Oh, man. And then it's Data versus Michael Myers. is really strong.

We're like, we're pushing each other into walls like Terminator 2. It would be great though because then Michael Myers would just rip Data's arms off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you know, Brent Spiner would be talking the whole time. That's where it would get annoying. That's a one-sided conversation between Data and Michael Myers. That's true. What's that?

Wesley's on the bridge. Mr. Dato, we got to go. Sorry teenage girls and men. You're all going to die, but that little boy is in my chair. Two to be my. So, yeah, then, like, CCH Pounder, as they possessed, reincarnated person, starts firing wildly in this crowd at Arnold.

Yes, yeah, basically the devil is finally about to have sex with Robin Tini. It's a black man. It's always public sex with these things. Rosemary's baby, it's the same way. What is with that? Again, like, hey, look, I don't know who these guys are. They seem really rough. Let's go inside, you know.

I'll put on Netflix for a while. Just see what happens. Oh, you don't watch Netflix, Narcos? Oh. Okay. During this black mass or whatever it is, they're cutting back and forth between Times Square because it's the new year.

It's watch K the new year. And Arnold is like, oh, my God, I need to get there. The TRL is going to premiere the new Backstreet Boys video, and I want to beat. I want to be there. I want to share that experience. That moment in time. Man, you don't want to be in Times Square at New Year's Eve.

Ever, ever. Here's the thing they don't tell you about that. If you go there for that shit, they don't let you leave. No, you're stuck. And there's no batrams or nothing, man. So you have to pee your pants. You got to wear a diaper like fucking Baby New Year himself or that crazy astronaut lady. Oh, right, yeah.

Whoa, Joke Jack, back from when was that too? 2007? Yeah. At least. She's all right. Is she? I think she's dead. I'm not sure.

Okay, good. Was she killed in a shootout? I don't remember. I don't know how that case ended up. Did she blend her food? She definitely blended her. Well, you have to in space, dude. It's all mush.

And when you're driving cross-country, shit in your pants the whole fucking way. Yeah, you don't want to stop it many Burger Kings. Well, you could have it your way if you did. So, yeah, Arnold breaks into this black mass. I don't even know how he gets out of it. He kills CCH Pounder again. He's like, oh, I'm so sorry, Mudge. You are such good friends.

My apologies, my best friend, Mudge. Oh, shit, I'm her son's God's father. Now I'm his dad. No, no, I better shoot him, too. I don't care if he's in league with the devil or anything. I'm sorry, Mudge. Well, this is my favorite part of the movie because this is where Arnold is like,

come on, Bobby Chicago, you're better than this. Don't do it. Don't do it, Bobby. Because Bobby's got a gun. to the girl and it's like, oh, he's like, sorry, man, he made me a better offer. I was going to burn up in a car. Bobby, Chicago, listen to your good friend, Jedder cocaine. And I know this movie's already like two hours and three minutes, but like, I want to see

that because what he says is like, the devil got to him in that split second and was like, okay, Kevin Pollock, you can incinerate or you can work for me and live is the idea. Like, just give me that quick flashback of like Gabriel Burns stepping through fire again because you see that about eight times in this movie like he walks through some CG fire makes that offer to him. What the fuck does he have to live for? All right, I'll let you live under one condition. You tell me

who the real Kaiser-Sorsey. You know what I'm talking about, Pollock. You were there. You were there for those table reads. Man, imagine everybody on that cast and crew knew that Kevin Spacey was Kaiser-Sosez, except for Gabriel Byr? I was at home in Queens.

Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack. You're going to charge me dickhead I've seen that movie a couple of times I was just actually thinking I probably have not seen that movie

in upwards of 10 years You're due for rewatch Yeah Does it hold up though It does I worry that it's one of those High School movies You're like

That's super sweet movie making It loses a bit From high school For sure It's a better high school movie That it is an adult man movie but it's still

A pretty good adult man movie Because I remember being like A cool screen play It is a cool screen It's a cool movie It's like that movie. I still like it. I haven't seen it in probably just a half a decade.

Oh. Well, so my favorite part of this movie is he's like, all right, fine, Arnold. I won't shoot him. And Gabriel Burns just like, all right, let's give the audience what they really, really want. And he like brushes Kevin Pollock's arm and this dude goes up like a dried out Christmas tree. And the guy that played Chuckie in the scenes where he was on fire gets back in that suit and starts running around. Oh, it's so...

It's a good burn. It is. Oh, it's a sick burn. Also, because this stuntman is wearing Kevin Pollock's Jets hat. So you know it's Kevin Pollock. You do. You don't do the gouty though. So then Arnold gets her... Well, that burns right on. Yeah, the hair always goes

first. So he runs... They get on a train, right? That's basically there's a lot of chasing going around. Yeah. A train runs over the devil first. So now he kind of like and the devil has been dropped off buildings and shot numerous times Arnold machine gunned him but no he's liquid metal but now you very much like Terminator his head his hair is like ripped off at this point I guess it just takes a train it just take it so he gets on a gar I think

it's a garbage train when if you're in the city if you're like oh you're all garbage trains no but you know what we're talking about I do know if it's after 11 o'clock and you're waiting for the D train for about an hour and a half and you hear a train and I'll be like oh that Thank God, you start putting your coat on. No, it's a garbage train. Which sucks because your bladder is always like, fucking finally. You know, people might not know. You know, to paint the whole picture, it is just literally a train that holds garbage.

It's just a train full of garbage. It's always a train from like 1976. Well, like, there's like the thing with like the dumpster out. Yeah, it's a pickup truck. Where are the garbage is. But then like there's always the train car. And it's always like the MTA workers catching a ride and you're like, fucking God damn it.

Where's this thing going? You going home because I'm not. It's all in the devil is what it is. About to piss in the corner of this subway station, get a fucking ticket, garbage truck. Because it's only two cars driving in this guy and Arnold gets in. He's got a gun to the MTA work his head. And he's like, go, go fast.

And then he knocks the devil off. And then he goes, I'm taller, right? Right the end of speed. Does anybody get it? Or he's like, I want you to go just as fast as the train in my favorite movie, Money Train. also taking place around New Year's Eve.

I could be home watching the money train. On VHS. It's great because Woody Harrison and the Wesley Snipes play brothers. Did you know that I used to rent that movie every night? Made more sense to buy.

I just needed that to go to sleep. Actually, coincidentally enough, that movie actually start the devil. Robert Blake is in that movie, guys. Oh, yeah, that dude is definitely Satan personified. Oh, man. Really? Oh, Robert Blake? Yeah, he's a

maniac. Oh, because he killed that lady. Oh, probably among other things. You ever look at that dude? He's a biter as he looks like. He looks like a real bitey Kevin Pollack. Wasn't Robert Blake famously like a little rascal? What? Actually, a little rascal? He might have been, actually.

Well, like the tail end, like, you know, like fifth three stooge that they hired. Oh, really? I think he was yeah he was curly joe yeah fucking curly joe man did you give up the act you don't need to be in color and you don't need to start curly fucking joe thank you very much and that guy knew it he knew he didn't belong there yeah he's just going along for that stooge money what was the point shimp was right there well shimp was in them first right wouldn't it call it i think it's all out any time you don't see a stooge on screen it's alcoholism it's like oh this one's got it this week but shimp was not bad. Shemp's underrated. Shemp's great. Shemp was first and then I don't know what

happened. And then Curly came in. Curly had a stroke. Shimp was first. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. And then Curly had a stroke and couldn't do it anymore. And then I think they maybe brought Shemp back. And then that guy died. He had a heart attack or something. And then it's Chris Berman for a little while. Yeah, then Chris Berman stepped into the roll. And then Chris Maloney. Chris Berman gets in with a hammering. Oh, blah, football. Pisa hot commercial. Somehow I'm a legend

But But there's an old game that happened You don't know When I went to three stooges When you're watching You're getting hammer right through your fucking head Really, really something That was really special

I was also friends with O.J. Simpson For a lot of you Who wasn't? OJ Simpson came to my house And OJ said, OJ said, I probably killed two people. And I was like, you're still a phenomenal athlete. I said, pass for me, juice. Sorry, that's my Chris Berman impression.

Yeah, so then we somehow make our way back to Rod Steiger's Church. Yeah. Which, you know, Colchak, the not Nightstalker, isn't happening. There's a whole fucking movie underneath this church that I'd rather be watching. A porno parody, Colchick, the Nutstalker. Oh, wow. he's after hot loads in the night

it still just stars a fucking old man it's actually Gavin it's Derek Gavin he's just like he puts on his hat he goes out for the night gotta go find some

hot loads at the end of every porno parody he looks at the camera and goes I got tricked I found a ghost and he covered being sloin.

Turned out it was actually a, it was actually that guy we met at the start of the episode. And it turned out it was actually his hot load. Was trying to track down Jack the Ripper. Found a case full of hot loads instead. Turned out he was ripping nuts. Jesus Christ. It's filthy.

You are fucking filthy. What? You are fucking made of film. What are you talking about? This is from the cold check the nut stuff I thought I was a werewolf But I actually just woke up in the back alley of a bathroom Covered in hot loads

I didn't remember anything from the night before But I was doing Molly all night All I had was my hat Covering in those loads And a bunch of shaved pubs And I thought I was a werewolf Howled at the moon and it didn't feel right So I just went back to work at the newspaper

I took a long hot bath Oh check the nuts stuff And then I got this script for Billy Madison I don't know Is that an improvement I'll give it a go So we're back at this church And the devil comes in

Kills a whole bunch of priests He kind of just pushes Rod Steiger over Yeah you don't know what happens He just I think he lives I think he like gets I think the door clothes or something stuck out

yeah I don't know I'm sorry Gabriel Byrne dies he like basically the body Gabriel Byrne dies on the train and the devil dragon pops out Oh that's right And so the devil dragon

flies into the church Like everyone goes Oh shit and runs out of here's The last stage of this video game And like it's 1157 at some point So he's like alright I gotta get in there I'm gonna I got my Viagra Like I mean like he's really got no time left

You can't do it You can't get this done man I'm sorry Bill Barry stars in time enough to fuck. Not even Colchick the Nuttstock could find the hot load this fast. That would make a great season finale of

Colchak the Nutsalker. What's going to happen? Is he going to find a hot load in time or what? Right, right, right. Is the world going to end by hot load or is it not? Well, tonight I'm leaving the paper. I've got to erase the devil to find a hot load before him. It's great.

Beat the devil. It's a classic scenario. It's the devil in a hot load, is what it is. Exactly. That's a B-side of Charlie Daniels. The devil came down with a hot load. So whatever, man. He fucking fights the devil for a little bit here.

He fights down for a bit, and then he gets possessed by the devil. We get some total recalling. He's going, ah, big time. I guess I'll run for governor. I'm looking for big change. Sacramento. So yeah, he does turn into the devil and he's like, come on, Christine, I'm a nice guy again. I swear to God. Look, it's over. It's forget about it. Now I'm going to give you my heart load. Oh, no, when I do it, it's the worst thing anyone could do. It is, yeah. When I do it, it's nice.

But he tries to have sex with her. But then Arnold, for some reason, is strong. She's like, Arnold, don't do this. You're stronger than the devil. And he's like, yeah, I guess I am. Well, this is, you're stealing this right from the most famous fucking devil movie, The Exorcist. Oh, right. It's the end of the movie where fucking Father Karas is like, like the devil, like, go inside me, pursuosu, take me, man, not the girl there. And then like, you know.

And then Arnold Schwarzenegger brushes him aside and I'll get this done. I know the devil. Throws himself out the window. I mean, that's what this is. He's like, go. Just go, Christine, go. Oh, and then he, like, impales himself on this fucking sword that's... Pretty cool, yeah.

Laying around, which ain't bad. Which then... There's no live swords in the church. Like, it's like an archangel Michael statue or whatever. And, like, it's with an actual blade? Or is it, like, a stone or something? I think it's a real shiny blade. Is it a blade?

Yeah, I thought it was stone, too. You know, maybe it is a blade, but it's dull. Yeah. So it hurts more. Oh, wow. Oh, sure. I mean, it's a super sacrifice. Apparently alternate ending here.

So Arnold dies. Right, right, right. But I think he sees his wife and child and he's like, oh, I get to go to heaven. That's awesome. Oh, right. That's pretty cool. There's a little bit of a vision there. And he's like, hey, hey, honey, is there a blender in heaven or what?

What's the food situation? They better be blending. But he does go to heaven. But the alternate take was he like just magically lives. And he's like, oh, thank God, Christine. That was over now. Well, it stands to reason, like, a lot of these, like, uh, paranormal things where I was like, oh, you killed the thing.

And now we're going to reset to like before the movie happened. Yeah. I could see that happening. Sure. It sort of made me think, though. Like, I'm thinking this. Made you think terminate. Yeah, every once in a while.

Something sparks up there. This Terminator to like, I guess technically also Terminator. Like where, what are the movies where Arnold dies? Not many. Yeah, it's pretty rare. he well junior he dies in childbirth no he does not oh

dude that's that's the junior prequel junior Oregon trail Daniel I'm not going to make it bury me on this hill oh he dies and jingle all the way Jamie get your mother I'm dying I can't be a tarborman

here's your new father Sinbath well at least one of the Arnold's must die in the sixth day, right? Oh, yeah, I don't remember how that shakes out. Sorry, clone. All these clones are dead and all those bury them next to those Michael Keaton multiplicity cones. Burry my clone with my birthday cake.

He always wanted it, but I told him it was my birthday cake. He's in my house eating my birthday cake. That is a stay tuned day. That movie's a fucking stink fest with a great story. Robert Duvall. Oh, that's right. Yeah. And yet, that's the thing.

thing though because the movie just ends like Arnold's dead and Robin Tunney's like that's something nobody knows what happened to fucking Rod Steiger he's in the back maybe he's like good he's calling the nuts stalker got another case for you 1-900 nuts so you get Colchack the nutstalker on the phone

just put my straw hat on walk the night for some nuts a nuts for nuts that's a good place to start. I wonder if anything mysterious is happening with this guy's Johnson. Would anybody recommend this movie?

I would. It's not great. It's not good at all. Supernatural action movies are just always in my wheelhouse. And this is no real exception. It's not great. It's a better movie if Arnold isn't in it. If you get like a Mel Gibson, you get a Keanu in here,

you get a Bruce Willis. Really any other tough guy-ish dude that can actually act. It's a better movie. I feel like it's weird and I don't know like why I feel this is a qualifier but like any of the 80s action guys

I feel don't qualify because like Stallone couldn't do this movie I don't think JCP could pull off this movie Probably not even a Bruce Willis. I thought Bruce Willis could do it probably not. That's treading the line. You need someone with a little more of an actory experience.

You get Sam Neal in this movie. Oh yeah. Fuck yeah. In which part? All of them. It's everything, the one-man show. I could seem to be the devil. Sam Neal has played the son of the devil.

Oh, right, yeah. Omen Free. Final Conflict. As president-elects. Well, he's a senator who's like running for president. I don't remember if he gets elected, though. Would you recommend this movie there? No.

No? No. A hard note to an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. I love Arnold movies, but this is just one of the low points for me. Okay. You know, I just, I feel like it's a little, a little too long. it just wasn't doing it for me. I was shocked and disappointed

when I looked at the runtime. I was like two hours and Jesus Christ, kill me. Exactly. I would still totally recommend it. I'm not totally right. It's a soft recommend. Let me correct that. It's a soft recommend. I'm not going to get a hard load out of a soft recommend. I'll tell you that much.

Oh, yeah? Bend over and I'll show you. Sorry. Get it done. No, I don't know. I mean, I think this is it's kind of a hangover movie because of its length. Sure. T&T's going to rip this out to three hours. You better believe it.

So you can sort of sit in. And there's so much shit in the middle that just doesn't matter. No. You hang out. Stay conscious enough for that helicopter chase. Stay conscious enough for Kevin Pollock's fucking water sports death. You know, a couple other things here and there. That's a good point.

I think it could be a hangover movie. Sure. Sure. Sure. Oh, by the way, did anybody else keep count? Was anybody tallying how many times we're saying end of days in this movie? Oh, so many times. It's a solid five times.

Five times. Five times. And not just Arnold, like everybody's saying end of days, at least once. I think Kevin Pollock gets it in there. Yeah, let me get the end of days. That's a blended up hero sandwich with garlic broccoli, broccoli. Rob. Don't forget, you got to put a hot load. Oh, that's end of days from 1999 directed by former friend of OJ Simpson, Peter Himes. If you want more we hate movies, check out WHM podcast.com. or find us over at Sideshownetwork.tv. Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. Right into the We Hate Movies Mailbag. We all hate movies at gmail.com. Rate and review the show. Wherever you get it, we would greatly appreciate it. And, you know, we were doing some fun Star Trek,

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Probably January. Yeah, something like that. Shot out any tattoos you might see. Oh, yeah, a little teaser, a little Colchek teaser. Call out any loads you might find. Found one! So then next week on the program

And unless they somehow Quickly produce and release a Colchack the Nutstocker Collectors edition DVD What is the episode next week? It's our anniversary show Our six year anniversary? It's a season seven

I don't know what the hell year is We started the show in 2010 So yeah this would be their Yeah Whatever that is It's a pleather anniversary It's a treat yourself week With a we love movies

of demolition man. Fuck, yeah. Well, we're going to Slice Stallone. That's right. We're going to finally figure out who won the fast food wars, among other things. Simon Phoenix is going to show up. Oh, sure. Radial Dennis Leary's farting around in that movie?

What's your... Schneider. Oh, shit. Right, I forgot he was in now. Crap. Yeah, so did I. God damn it. Man, what's your boggle? So that is next week on the program when we hit movies says,

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