We Hate Movies - S7 Ep309: Episode 309 - Encino Man

Episode Date: July 4, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang takes a break from the Transformers-a-thon to dive head-first into Sean Astin's Homemade Pool: The Movie a.k.a. Encino Man! How did the screenwriters not know how ice works? Is Pauly Shore's character the smartest one in the film? And who builds their own goddamn pool by hand?!? PLUS: We rank all the Weasel's films whilst simultaneously munching down on some grindage and weasing the juice! Encino Man stars Pauly Shore, Sean Astin, Brendan Fraser, Megan Ward, Robin Tunney, Michael DeLuise, and Rick Ducommun; directed by Les Mayfield. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgum podcast. We're taking a little bit of a break from the Transformers. We'll get to the last night next week, but right now we're celebrating July 4th as Americanly as possible by talking about Encino Man. I'm Andrew Jupin. Stephen Zadak. Eric Siska.

And we hate movies. Hello everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning in, as always. Like I said, up top, we're talking about Encino Man. And this is a film from a grand decade known as the 1990s, specifically 1992, directed by Les Mayfield. Now, to give you an idea, by the way, this character, Les Mayfield. A couple of films he's directed here. Speaking of Christmas, the Miracle and 34th Street remake. Flubber remake.

What? Wait, this guy went on to bigger things than this. Blue Street with Martin Lawrence. American Outlaws with Colin Farrell. Nobody remembers that one. Oh, I kind of do. The man, you remember that? The movie where Eugene Levy's scared of Samuel Jackson because he's black. Oh, right.

And then codename the cleaner. I mean, like, yeah, this movie was kind of, and Cina Man was kind of a hit. Yeah, it was a hit. It was a big movie. It was a big, by the way. It came out in like late May, so it counts for a modern summer release. Some people

got on our case about other movies we've done in the past that weren't considered blockbusters. Yeah, but I've been saying this for years, though. It's a podcast. It's just, it's a podcast. But like, this is, the summer blockbuster extravaganza is just another excuse for us to talk about things we want to talk about.

I don't go fuck when a movie came out. I want to thank you, Mr. Jupin, for coming in. I thank you for your candor. In July 4th of 2017, it seems like during a summer blockbuster spectacular, you took a week off of doing Transformers movies, which we all know to be blockbusters in the summer, to do a councilman, Encino Man. Is this correct?

Yes, that's right. I tend to believe that a blockbuster is in an eye of the beholder. But you have the rest of the year to do shitty movies nobody cares about. We ask eight weeks from you every year to do movies that people have seen in the summer that made a lot of money. Grenade! Oh my goodness, that took a dark turn. Everyone's dead.

There's people with limbs missing. Exactly. Also, we are taking a week off because we were in Portland last week. We couldn't get to see the last night and turn an episode around that. We'll be next week. We will finish the summer blockbuster extravaganza with a night's tale of whatever horse shit is going on in that movie. Well, there's also, though, there's, see, that's the problem. There's not enough Transformers movies.

Right. And by the way, we're not doing the 1980s one just yet. Yeah, stop asking about that. That movie is, it's just a boring, long cartoon. Yeah, maybe we'll do it eventually. for sweeps. But after the last night, though, we have a couple other things coming out.

One little, one or two little things coming out that you're going to want to stay tuned for, including one thing that's been massively requested for years. But until then, Encino Man, this is a movie I've seen sadly like a hundred times. I just say, apparently in old Europe, that's what I've been reading. This was known as

California Man. Yeah, that checks out. Because I know what Encino meant. I never knew what fucking Insino meant. I don't know. I was like, is that a period from when rock men and dinosaurs lived? Oh, you weren't aware of Encino, California? No. No, really do.

I saw this in theaters. I was like, Enino, that must be something about, I don't know, like the Encino period. Yeah, exactly. Because the Catholic school system failed me. What a shock. They didn't teach any of that, right? Dinosaurs are foreboten, didn't exist. No, dinosaurs were on the arc, dude, didn't you know?

Oh, shit. And Jesus rode them and fed them hay? Yes, he said. He saved all the dynobots, as we saw last week. And then he slapped their ass. And he wrote him right into Revelation. Man, if you're a creationist, please stop listening to this podcast. You're fine.

And when Jesus slapped the ass of that dinosaur, like, you could hear like a little whistle sound because it's the air going through with a spike in his hands. Oh, wow, yeah. Yeah, man. Jesus is whistling palms. You can hear him coming from three days away. Oh man, that guy just waves his hand and cabs stopped. They're like, whoa, totally. My ears hurt.

It's probably actually pretty easy to find Jesus at a concert when you're like looking for seats. It's like, where's Jesus? Oh, he's waving over there. Oh, hi, Jesus. Jesus got good seats for us. Jesus whistling hands Christ. They talked about that at school, right? Yes.

And if I could whistle, I would participate in this. And Peter heard his whistling palms and knew he'd returned from the dead. Go home tonight and slab some nails through your hands. Oh, that's it. And then when you just wave your hand, it just goes, that's science. That's not as much science as there is in Encino Man, right? Dude, this movie doesn't know how ice works.

This movie does not know. I would love to sit down with a cultural anthropologist and sit down and watch Encino Man and watch a white Brendan Fraser come out of the Pacific Northwest. Oh, absolutely. Okay, all right. This movie doesn't know the science behind swimming pool technology. Nope. But before we get into any of that, you know what's kind of refreshing to see?

Because it's not around much anymore. I don't think at all. You just get them on these old home video releases. The old Hollywood Pictures logo, man. Getting that sphinx. Oh, how cool was that? And then you're like, oh, fuck, I'm watching Encino, man. I like this movie, man.

Do you really? I mean, it's. it's stupid for babies and it's bad but it's a beautiful era of 1992 and you know what though here's why i think this movie i think for me i mean i guess it's kind of like a light w lm but it would be infinitely better if this movie did not contain sean astin oh my god he's fucking awful and can we stop talking about how rudy's a good movie and i don't want to hear it about the goonies he's a very big part of those l-otr movies especially the last one he's crying all over the place yeah just because you're in something

for a long time doesn't mean you're good in it. That's true. I mean, you know, he's just a fat boy blubbering and that's just what he does in all of his movies. Pretty much it. Including this movie, except in this movie, he's also attempting to talk polyshorries

which I cannot stomach. That's a problem. There are certain people I can handle saying munching on some grindage like the dad and son-in-law, sure. I feel like what's his face? Stephen Baldwin does a pretty good job. Oh, really? Yep.

In Biodome. Oh, Biodome. Which I would argue is the bigger Pauly Shore movie. The box office receipt to say no. But as far as, like, cult classic status, you get a lot more people talking about Biodome still than you do talking about Encinoma. That's true. Might have played on TV more.

Maybe that's the thing. What's everybody's top shore movie? Top Shore movie, man. This is a Pauly Shore movie through and through. It is. It's a secret Pauly Shore movie, though, because son-in-law, I was looking through his entire IMD. watching this movie. That doesn't take long. Yeah. But son-in-law in whatever, like 94, that's the first, like, it's a Pauly Shore movie. This is, it's a Brendan Fraser, Sean Aston movie, and you've got this guy, Pauly Shore in his first, like, major supporting role. Yes. But I would say, just by sheer nature of the one I've seen the most, I would say son-in-law is my top Pauly Shore movie. I kind of agree. And I actually, I told Pauly Shore himself that I like that. movie. Oh, really? What did he say? He was like, okay. Moving on, buddy. Had to talk to him

for work once, that's all. I love in son-in-law at the end when it's like Tiffany Amber Thiessen's car for some reason and that fat guy drives it and like they crack the case because the guy forgot to move his seat back. She's like fucking three feet tall. Of course, fat guy. You got to move the seat back. I think about that like kind of almost every time I just a car yeah uh because that's like that's the smoking gun it is it's kind of great and it's paulie short conducting a parlor scene which you don't really and he's got something where he's like i don't know somebody off the big must have been driving and he like points to the obese man it's awesome no it is and it's like his masterpiece although i will say i kind of enjoyed it at the

time and everyone's going to be a gasp but jury duty oh wow you see that movie oh i've seen jury duty Isn't Stanley Tucci in that? Did I make that up? Maybe. Maybe you're thinking of Tia Carrere, who's definitely in that movie. Oh, yeah. I don't know if the Tuch is in it. I think, because the conceit of that movie is he enjoys, like, room service in the hotel.

Right, and he doesn't have, like, a job. So he works to extend the court case because they're all sequestered. Is that the idea? A jury duty, I think I've seen the least. There's also the one you'll forget a ton, which is in the Army now. That's the one I've never seen, actually. You've never seen in the Army now? I've never seen it.

Him and Andy Dick? It's terrible. Yeah, I mean, you know why? The second part of that sentence. Oh, sure. Tank Girl, too. Yeah, that's right. He is technically in Tank Girl.

No, no, she's in that movie, I think. Or who, wait. Lori Petty. Yeah, she's in the Army now. Is he in the Army now? No, no, no. I don't know. I think I'm wrong now.

Now I'm just mixing up those two movies, but yes, Lori Petty is definitely in the Army now. The titular Tank Girl is also. Stanley Tucci is in jury, dude. Oh, man. And Brian Doyle Murray, like, Abe Vigoda, Charles Napier. Love that Charles Napier. My God, we're going to have to, I'm going to have to go home and watch this.

Wow. The stars were out for jury, dude. Original title, 12 Angry Weasels. No. Dude, I saw your eyes light up when you thought of that joke right before you said it. It was pretty great. That's a good joke. Yeah, so we start off in the fake caveman era.

I don't even know. The Weaselzoic period? Yes. And Brennan Fraser is trying to make a fire. And then, like, he just goes, whoops, it's the, Ice Age. That's kind of what happened. And it's so badly constructed. Like they're just doing Star Trek

Shaky Cam. And he like reaches his hand out to like the cave woman. And he just starts screaming and then like a bunch of shaved ice falls on him. And then like a, what is it like a an ice lion voiced by Dennis Leary comes out

and a little squirrel. There's a woolly mammoth named Ray Romano. Oh my God. What a bore. Oh man, are we extinct yet or what? Dude, there's like five of those movies. I thought we were extinct like four movies ago. Eventually, I think Queen Latifah gets involved in that franchise.

You know, I think Ray Romano is going up for an Oscar in this big sick movie. He looks like he's got some good lines in that movie. He's very good. That's an excellent movie. And Ray Romano is really good in it, Holly Hunters. I mean, everybody's good. It's a great, great movie. But that is one of those things where you're like,

oh Ray Romano's a good actor and then anyone who's ever watched that parenthood show goes Oh well he's fucking great in parenthood you idiot And I'm like I didn't watch it And then there's like men of a certain age Where it's like oh man remember the 60s Oh yeah I don't

Andre Browers on that show And the least captain of them all Scott Bacula He's like the hot one Of course he's not hot one Haven't you seen him? I mean just just look at him Fucking one to beam up captain

So we cut to 1992 And Sean Aston wakes up And like the way we know it's 1992 Is like a slushy falls on him Yeah a slushy falls him Because there's an earthquake Another bad earthquake effect for this sequence It's just we're doing Star Trek shaky cam

And Sean Aston sits up in bed And you can see him He's just kicking his feet under the covers Pretending that the room is shaking And then a slushy falls on him He wants to talk about popularity Stop trying to be morbidly obese Sean Aston Later in the movie, he's walking around.

He goes to school and he's hitting on Robin Sweeney, the prom queen, or whatever. And he's got a big bag of walking Doritos. There are two massive Dorito product placements in this movie. And that's the first one. His travel size bag. He's riding with Polly Shore and a motorcycle eating Doritos as he's going to school. You cannot have a walking bag of Doritos. Absolutely not.

The morning? Dude, that's breakfast Doritos. You can honestly try your best, never to. to be seen with food in public. That's a great move. That's what I tried. Especially if you're trying to impress the opposite sex or whoever you happen to be into.

Sure. Don't be walking around with Dorita. Oh, you're not like wiping Dorito dust off your face. Like, hey, got a date to the prom. And that's a filthy chip. That's a chip that leaves evidence. Let me tell you, I was eating some Doritos earlier today as a matter of fact, the spicy chili

or the sweet chili. Oh, yeah, yeah. That delicious purple bag, dude, and I was getting dust everywhere. Love the perps. But thank God, I was home. on my couch watching Unsolved Mysteries. I wasn't out in public going to school

at 8 o'clock in the morning. The murderer left a yellow tangy chip dust all over the doorknob. This episode's getting good stack. But so. That's how they caught the Watergate guys. Oh, really? Yeah.

They put tape on the door to get back in the office and it was covered in Dorita dust. This episode I was watching while consuming Doritos is actually pretty great because it was the first case was about how someone sent a pipe bomb to Pat Robertson and I was like swinging a mist bomber.

Oh mercy. Polly Shore shows up. The audience applauds like Kramer is there. I was like, yeah, Polyshar! They got it there was going to be stuck with Sean Aston for an hour and a half. And here's another thing, Sean Aston. If you want to be popular, how about not getting disgustingly sweaty

before school because you're digging a whole in your backyard to make a homemade pool. Yeah, we got to talk about this. This is the biggest stupid fuck thing in this movie. It's so dumb. And why do the parents allow this? And by the way, great father in this movie, I'll say it. Oh, yeah? The guy who played the father in

License to Drive and He's played a lot of deads. He's been in everything. He's in the thing. Anyone's in the lifetime pass. Oh, love that guy. Whenever I see him, my face lights up. Okay, so he's digging this stupid, this pool. Here's the thing. You can't just dig a pool.

High school is over. It is June 1st or whatever. Because we're like weeks away from prom at this point. Like he's trying to make this last ditch effort of popularity. Forget about it. Plan college. That's the move. Exactly.

You just got to be looking ahead, man. He was talking about like having like, oh, you know, this is going to change everything. I'm going to become the prom queen. I mean, king. I'll be the queen of summer. I didn't mean that in any weird way. It was just a slip. But he's like, oh, I'm going to.

have this huge party back here and my dirt pool and everyone's going to have fun like everyone hates you. Everyone hates you. Also people hate mud. People who like mud. People turn out dislike mud. People presumably also like Polly Shore. Your best friend whose name is Stoney in this movie. That's very funny.

So all of these things combined. Guess what? They're not going to want to come to your house after prom for anything. Especially when your parents are home and you have a dirt pool. Like a somebody's somebody's parents are out of town and they have a real pool. Guess what?

I could fucking smoke weed and kind of hang out in a pool and fuck somewhere. Yeah, and not get fucking scabies or whatever the hell you would get swimming in a mud hole. Welcome to Sean Astin's mud hole. Swim in the mud hole, buddy.

And you see it at the end when he wins, in quotation marks. But it's still just a mud hole. It's not like a finished pool. No, it's disgusting. You can't do that. You can't do that. No, you're not allowed to do that.

No, no, no. um so yeah um polly shore is there wearing a mesh shirt by the way yeah okay there's a lot of bold choices by polly shore the character well also the thing is it's a bobcat gold away situation a number one that's not how polly shore talks you know what i mean that was his character well wait a second oh really oh really or is he thought it's always about like a character like a unique character he is a unique character okay hollywood royalty someone said and also like you know don't forget that he's always, especially in this movie where he's supposed to be in high school,

10 to 15 years older than what he's playing. Well, sure. Well, because even like in son-in-law, they kind of make it work because he's like the R.A. And it's like, oh, I've been here for years, buddy. But this is like, Stoney's in high school. Stoney is a high school senior. You can only get left back so many times.

And then, like, when you're 18, you're legally allowed to drop out of high school. So, like, then it's just fucking GED class. Yep, exactly right. You're working at the wherever the fuck during the day. Oh, the wherever the fuck. Yeah. Come on down to the wherever the fuck.

I did a year there, yeah. You can fuck me in the wherever the fuck. Buddy. Oh, my goodness. You know, Mother, we were at the whatever the fuck yesterday. That lady was rude to me. Left for a bad service at them, whatever the fuck. Here's a tip for you, lady.

How about nicer service at wherever the fuck? Or you can go work wherever the fuck else. Oh, the biggest competitor. They're across the street. Wherever the fuck else. So right away, you get some Pauly Shore slangage going on. One is not so outrageous, which is, of course, him just saying major babe constantly. Sure.

But then you've also got Krusty. Oh, he's Krusty. And then, of course, the one that I still kind of don't know what it means, Grease in the Duback. What is Grease of the Dewback? I'll tell you. Okay, so Duback is one of those large, like, lizard fat creatures. Star Wars that I know. Stormtroopers sometimes wear.

Yeah. Not where. Ride. Yeah. So Greasing the Duback is one of the stormtroopers like has to like clean it. You know? It's all about regulation and looking sharp. Yeah.

You got to like wash the dew back. So is greasing the dooback and Pauli is like doing chores? Yep. Oh, you're making this up. Ch chores for the empire, man. They pile up like nobody's business. Lord Vader, I saw the doobacks on Tantuin and they were a excessively dry.

Who's that? That's Palpatine sort of. And now you burn. Burn with a dooback dryness. Yeah, Palpatine likes this wet dewback. So they get to they get to school.

He does have a good line here. Oh, sure. Which is kind of centers you. Because like, Sean asks us like, oh man, we're going to be the king. He's school. And he's like, face it. We're looser.

Yeah, Paul and I'll say this right now because it's going to be exemplified throughout this entire conversation. Polly Shore is hands down, Stoney, is hands down the most intelligent character in this family. Yes. Oh, big time. Both in emotional intelligence

and just regular, degular intelligence. Absolutely. Coming from a guy who said, degular. Just regular, degular. The word is schmegular. It's pronounced schmegular. Oh, no, schmegular. Oh, no, I didn't shower after sex.

I'm covered in shmangular. Here's Michael, what is grindage? Grindage is food, it's food, okay. I thought it was like, you know, sex, grindages. Munch it on grindage, man. Well, I think it depends. I don't know, maybe it could be. It depends on what you're eating.

That's true. Yeah, you munch on some grindage. And also, I believe wheezing the juice is like taking advantage of a situation. You're wheezing the juice? You wheeze the juice? Or it's not specifically referring to that slushy juice. No, not specifically slushy juice because at one point,

because I think it's when he's eating dinner at their house and he's talking to the dad and he's like, you know, I can understand you're upset by my wheezing your juice or whatever it is. And it's basically him saying like, I'm taking your food all the time. Here's my question, though. Why this DVD didn't have a Pauly Shores subtitle track on it. How would you spell whiz as in Wease the juice?

W-H-E-E-Z-E-E-E-E? I don't know. I think so. I think there's definitely an age. I've seen it spelled a couple of different ways on the internet. Oh, on the internet. Yeah. I've seen W in the IMDB quotes is W-E-E-E-Z-I-N-G, but then in another one is W-E-A-S-I-N-G.

I think, yeah, because I think because he's the weasel. Yeah. I think it's kind of like, it's kind of a merge. Yeah. Merge job. Oh, wow. Merge job. You can get those at the where of the fuck.

So it's kind of like a. It's like a Pauly Shore portmanteau, is you're saying, the wheezing. Yeah, it's related to his character, yeah. Fair enough. So when we get to high school, we pull up on Pauly Shore scooter, that bag of Doritos.

Like, I think it's a thing where he's like, I don't know, buddy, this seat, this only seats, too. That Dorito bag makes three. And we try to attract anybody. Doritos aren't going to do it. At least do cool ranch. And so the lady in question is played by Megan Ward, I think her name is.

She's also the love interest from PCU. Yes. And there's a fucking horrendous line here where, like, Sean Aston is basically saying, like, man, I could have got with her when we were younger because she was, like, ugly or whatever. Sure. And Polly Short says, well, that's because she hadn't hit Babehood yet. Oh, ew, Stoney. hadn't hit babehood and he is

fucking Sean acid is brow beating this girl into liking him like any chance he's just like assaulting her on he's like hey not assault's a rough word but he's like hey oh you want to come to prom with me let me move these Doritos out of the way hey you want to come to prime you want to hang out after school I have a boyfriend and I don't like you

also you said I was ugly one so fuck you well you know maybe she was but they were childhood friends and he's just doing that pathetic thing you know he's just like you know he doesn't got a shot

he doesn't have a shot at all he's just like he's the loser friend it hadn't been invented yet but it had it been this character would have used the expression friends oh absolutely big time that's what I was getting at

big time also so we don't forget it later and we're talking about his creepiness towards this girl there's the part at the end of the movie where he goes like, hey, remember this and holds up a picture of two little kids naked in a bathtub. Yeah, nothing says, blow me in the back of your car

like a picture of, remember that time we were naked? When your mom bathed my genitals. He said we've been naked together before and showed you that. We've been naked together before. That's what it is. Good God, man.

What a fucking idiot. Robin Tunney in this movie. Robin Toney in this movie. Love Robin Tunney Yeah, I don't know She's like the friend character She has one of my favorite lines in the movie Which is when the guy from the Burbs

Is teaching them about Oh right Rick do come on All right Do come on what Rick do come on I don't know something like that But he is the guy from the Burbs

He's also in Groundhog Day I love actually I love him and stuff That's why I looked him up after this And he was the announcer For Thick of the night, Ellen Thick's Are you kidding me? Wow.

He was brought down from Canada wherever the fuck do Thick of the night and then that got that went nowhere. He was the man who was the announcer for Thick of the Night.

That's right, Stephen. I'm cheating on you with other character actors. That's right. Welcome back to the Do Come On Files. I too was in ground hot. He's now starring in The Grave.

Oh, is that guy dead? Yeah. Oh, no. And he passed away? I think like 2015. Oh, damn, that stinks. I just rewatched the Burbs recently. That's a fucking great movie.

I haven't seen a really long time. Yeah, totally holds up. With that guy that looks like Jeff Sessions. Yes. His name is Bruce Stern. Oh, no, no, the other guy, the little weasily guy. They all look like Jeff Sessions. Oh, wait, wait, Henry Gibson?

Yeah, I think so. He was in Blues Brothers. Yes, exactly. Oh, the Nazi and blues brothers. Yeah, he looks exactly like Jeff Session. Yeah, he does. You're right. You're right. So, but this teacher is teaching them about,

it's teaching them about, like, cavemen. Again, like, we're in June in fucking high school. We are all checked out. Checking right out. Senioritis in, like, stage four. And he shows them what a caveman looks like, Crow Magnum Man. And Robin Tund is like, he looks dope.

I date him. It's really, like, awesome delivery. And so Megan Ward's boyfriend in this movie Is a Deloese offspring He's Michael Deloese, the youngest of the Deloese From Dom Deloese Really? He's from that nuttsack? That nut sack? Wait, is he his son?

Yeah, him and Peter Deloese from 21 Jump Street And I believe Michael Deloese is the later episodes of 21 Jump Street Michael Deloese was also on Gilmore Girls Oh really? Yep Yeah He's like a better looking version of Sean Astey. So, like, I can totally see, like, this girl will be like, why would I be with you, dude? This guy looks a little bit better than you.

Yeah. He's not currently eating Doritos in class. Oh, no, that's just his father. Plus, yeah, he's got Dom DeLuiz's the dad. That guy's so much fun. Oh, my God. Dom DeLuiz was so much fun. But, you know, it must have been annoying, like, going to their house for dinner, though.

Because, you know, like, Dom DeLuiz might have been, like, on the whole time. And, like, no one else could talk at the table. A bunch of Bert Reynolds' stories. Yeah. Sign me up, man. But then, like, you can't. talk, though. It's like you're going to go to a place and just listen. I'm there to learn, man.

But if he really gets going and it's like that Oh, that'd be amazing. That's classic Dom Deloese laugh. You have to make him do a Dom Deloese laugh. That is your final feather in the cap. That's how you know you're like in, you're in the Deloese circle.

Can I be as funny as Johnny? Dom Deloese is going to invite me to his couch. Yeah, if he does, dude, watch out. he's got arms like an octopus Dom Deloese has been dead for years I know but he would have assaulted you on a couch

So we kind of While this is happening The Encino Man the Titcher Encino Man Oh I'm sorry before they go No I'm It's just a kind of a regular day at school They go back and then they dig up the Encino Man

Right because he continues work on this mud hole And he finds this big icy body And he also finds a bowl By the way, that bowl is your retirement plan. You take that bowl to any fucking museum, that's a couple mill. Also, those bones are pretty good, too. Because, by the way, when they thaw this thing out, that would just be a bunch of hamburger meat.

Of course. That's not how anything works. No. It's not how science works. It's not like Jurassic Park in amber. I mean, that's why Captain America is realistic. He's the only way he survives frozen is because he's a super soldier. If he was just a regular schmegggy,

dude fucking hamburger meat totally grill that up this is this is a great idea you make Encino Man too because it's you know as we know only refers to the town in which the movie takes place it's two kids now two millennials uh digging up a pool but oh it's the red skull oh shit and that's how you introduce him back it's an secret MCU movie the red skull where we last left him was being like zapped away by that cube yeah the infinity cube and that's gonna take him to Encino well no I mean I think he all Also, whoops, is frozen. Oh, you know what I'm into it.

I don't care. Fucking make a plot hole. I don't give a shit. Red skull should be in. I have to go back to high school. Red skull should be in Thor Ragnarock. Yeah, my name is Chad Hydra. Chaddha.

He's got like a blonde wig. Oh, how do you use the smartphone? Oh, no. How am I using Snapchat? His face still looks like Chinese spare ribs. Exactly. He's just got a blonde wig on. But he's so.

cool. Oh yeah exactly. So hot. So they dig him up and then I we're kind of mixing some stuff up here because they leave this block of ice and go to school a second time I think is the idea and then like they're like space heaters on it to like defrost it. Right but this is what's so stupid is like this fucking thing is just like I mean I understand we're talking about and Cino Man sure a polar short movie this thing is like 10 like this hole that he's dug is only like 10 feet deep. You're not having this like totally frozen. I mean, it doesn't matter, but Jesus. All the earthquakes, buddy. They've been wrestling it up. Oh, you think it's just been getting pushed up by a tectonic plate? Like is the idea? Oh, shit. Shoot right up. And you

know what, dude, I'd be so mad if my kid dug up a cave man. It didn't tell me like this is the money, my friend. Yep. They sell nothing to a zoo. Exactly. Exactly. Well, they keep saying Sean asked in like any movie like this. It's like, oh no, they're going to, they're going to dissect him. They're not going to dissect him. And even if they did, who cares? He doesn't have a soul. Yeah, he's a caveman. He was invented before Jesus.

Before the whistle palms came down to bless mankind. Like if you fucking went up to that caveman and you were like, like, he wouldn't know what you were talking about. He wouldn't have any idea. It's a fucking animal. But we all know because we've gone to church what the whistle palm is. So he winds up going around the house and, you know, he's like, he's surprised by a garbage truck

there's a legit side show bob rake gag oh absolutely there is does the garbage truck make an elephant noise it makes a lot I believe it's a lion noise same thing to me there's a lot of non-diagetic sound

that's happening in this movie there's some boi-yo-yoings and so on oh really I missed the boner boys I thought those were diagetic because everyone's getting boners in this movie I get a boner or does that noise Well, it's not a South Park gag Where it's like when someone gets an erection

Like there's a little bell ringing sound Oh, that's something I think it's like Butters Has that happened to him or I don't know Who cares? It's fucking South Park Yeah, you're fine But he winds up watching TV

And like kind of learns how to dance a little bit Oh, he learns how to dance a lot bit He just turns on the TV And it happens to be at that iconic moment Of The Terminator I'll be back in the middle of the afternoon I don't think so I mean I guess they have premium cable by the way

They must have this is 1992 We weren't doing like TV broadcasts like that The middle of the day TNT wasn't slumming it like that yet Smells like HBO to me Oh man that's pretty great What the fuck do you need to dig your own pool When you got HBO

I was about to say the same thing Also if you're just dad and you've got this money You're like look I don't want you digging up my backyard fucking up my property values This is my goddamn house. I was in the thing, God damn it. Yeah. Yeah.

I guess maybe it's supposed to be a thing where they're so caught up with their careers that they don't notice. Because there's definitely a part when they find the frozen cube of the caveman where they go up to the window and they're screaming like, oh, we found this caveman or whatever. And the mom closes the blinds. She's like, oh, I'm on the phone or whatever. With a client or whatever else. So I guess that's how we explain that. Sure. But I mean, let me tell you something right now. If my dad looked out the window when I was a senior in high school. I mean, today, if I was doing this. And I'm just digging this huge hole in his lawn. Oh, you better believe he'd be coming after me. I'll tell you what. The only time I ever dug a hole in my yard was to bury a dog. There you go. That's the only thing your parents will condone. And you know what, though? The fucking crazy part was it wasn't your dog. It was a dog that trespassed. Yeah, good son did.

Oh, man. No, it was my dog and it's dead. What if this is in a sleepy main town? It was Stephen King's Encino, man. Oh, shit. And not only is he a caveman, but he's got like some old, he's got some old Chitulu curse on him. Like Cujo Man. Yes, exactly.

Wow. That would be great. That would also mean that Dee Walls would be in this movie, better casting. Yeah, absolutely. Get some Denise Crosby. So, like, the boys come home and they find their caveman, and they scream a bunch of There is so much screaming in this movie. Like, whoa!

Yeah, that exact kind of screaming. Yeah, it's like, it's fun. And, you know, that they subdue him with fire. And immediately, we're only 28 minutes in, I'm too sexy montage. Oh, man. And I was so funny because I was like, oh, Jesus Christ, can you believe there's an

I'm too sexy montage in this movie? And my wife was like, yeah. It was 1992 and it's a shitty comedy. Of course I can. I mean, this is a whole other podcast. This is something for another day. But I would love to know what the patient zero is. Oh,

what was the first movie to do that? Interesting. This might be it. This is early. This is an early candidate. This or like pretty woman? What was I'm too sexy playing a pretty woman? Fucking changing montage, didn't they?

When they scrubbed her up, she was like a cave woman. She was a street cave woman. Yeah, that was the idea here. They start pouring chemicals on this dude. like and because it's like oh man he's so crusty but like that dude would be dead like this caveman

he would be dead anyway he would just breathe our air and just be dead yes that's exactly right like all these diseases polly shore would fucking exhale a bunch of weed in his face and that caveman would fall down dead or would he get stronger

oh man oh can you oh can you imagine actually that's something how is there no smoking reefer in this movie like at all it's just implied his name is Polly Shore's name is Stoney I think that's kind of what it is

it's like that classic I'm trying to think about it like it's like you know he's always stone but we never get to see it because it's a kid movie right. Are you looking up the right side friend thing? I am yes

yeah no because now you got me curious what this fucking patient zero is of this it's something called it's a German movie called Manta d'Rfilm And then it's actually a lot of No the first American film

is in Cino Man. Oh, my God. Wow. Oh, my God. So this movie is incredibly important to the... It's very important. Cultural and film.

Wow, but look at this, though. Look at a takeoff from there, though. Episode of Baywatch, episode of Melrose Place. It's gone airborne. Grumpy old men, blank check. Rumpy old men. I don't know.

Also, our Richard fucking do back there, whatever his name is, he's the limo driver in blank check. Hey, Jack Lemon, I need to get a hat for my date. with Anne Margaret. On to sexy format. We're talking Beverly Hills Ninja,

the That Darden Cat remake, episode of EastEnders, episode of the West Wing. Hey, Jack Lerman, you're not going to date Anne Margaret in those pants, are you? I told you, you can't borrow my hat, all right? How is my father still alive?

Those movies are fucking terrible. Burgess Meredith, you're not going to get buried in that shoot, are you? I'm going to fuck all the women in the grocery store, you bum. There was a period of my life, and I mean, like a solid year and a half. I mean, I used to go to sleep two movies. That was something to do. Oh, sure. I would always go to sleep to grumpy old men because that movie is so relaxing.

It's like ice fishing. The movie is ice fishing. That's true. But you just have the incessant bantering of Walter Mathau and Jack Lemmon. Is it just the sequel that has Sophia Loren? I believe so. The first one's Anne Margaret. That's the summer one.

Yes, yeah, that's the summer one. The first one's the winter one. Both Kevin Pollock? I believe so. Yeah, because Kevin Pollock is one of their sons. And then Darrell Hannah's the daughter. Oh, yes. And then they get together.

And it's a mystical universe, but Kevin Pollock dates Darrell Hannah. Right. How is my son so short? Was Walter Math out a tall man? I don't know. I feel like he's a pretty handsome old man. Sure. Yeah. So.

Never mind. So they bathe him in like scope and like fucking Murphy's oil soap and God knows whatever else. Rush his teeth and it's like those things would be like rotten little fangs. Like half would be at least, no, they'd be all gone. And who's washing this dude's bunghole? That's my question. Because that's where it's all living, right? Like the taint and the dung hole.

That's where the thing is. It's going to crawl out of his body and fucking look. Now I'm just picturing like Jack Levin helping Walter Math that clean his bunghole for his date. All right. I don't want to do it, but I'll clean your, I'll clean your bunghole. Clean my goddamn bunghole. You lost that bet. All right, bend over.

It's the 90s. She's going to want to see my bunghole. All right. Stay still. I'm going to be bleaching your bunghole. all right do too do to do

do you do to do do take that Hollywood legend absolutely that's what an odd couple they were

cleaning each other's bungholes somebody's got to do it man clean my bunghole motherfucker oh shit

he was in the original that's right it's a little that's a little bit out there what was that taking a pell

in one to three that's right playing a film for him this summer I'll be there you gotta see that great movie um so they get away with owning a caveman by saying that he's in estonian foreign exchange sure and like the idea is to your point about like uh oh working parents because they're like he's like man does no one listen to my what i say in this house anymore

like oh right i ran this by you months ago and now you just have this other person in your house by the way there's mud all over your house like dirty fucking is uh chromagnin ass mud all over your house. Yeah, smells like this mud came from a prehistoric bunghole. Exactly. I'm not that old. But also, like, they have to come home to this. It's like, why are their fucking cave paintings all over the walls?

Why is something on fire? Who the fuck is this guy? What's with that freshly cleaned bunghole? Like, none of these questions are answered, and they're duped by, don't you remember I told you that? The fucking oldest trick in the book? Not happening. Not in my house.

friend sleeping in the street i don't give a shit and also by the way polly sure does not live here like you know the dad is very polite he's like stanley why are you here again it's more like i've and you do that then but then later you pull sean ass and aside like he is not coming over for dinner anymore yep and you put your foot down i'm sick and fucking tired of stony don't you think i know where that nickname's coming from son exactly and i i can smell it but he's like you know oh stanley can I presume that you're coming, you're staying for dinner. Yeah, sure. Yeah, not in my house.

And they're doing this thing that it happens a lot in movies. It's clearly like KFC bucket of chicken, but we're putting it on a plate, throwing the bucket away. Because no fucking family just makes, like, clearly fast food fried chicken this way, but this is what we're eating. Oh, it's a movie pet peeve of mine. They need to be resting on paper towels if you're making them at home. That's the way in the authenticity. Exactly right. In this family, they all fucking hate each other.

and these parents are workaholics? Where are you finding the time for this impeccable chicken? Maybe they did cook it at home, but all the paper towels are gone because they're up his bunghole to clean it out. That's a caveman with a paper towels of his ass. There's also a totally useless little sister character in this movie. Sure. She just kind of like talks shit to Sean Ashton a few times.

Then she disappears, right? Like she gets kidnapped or something. Or maybe the caveman eats her. That's a deleted scene. Because also don't pretend for a second Like this thing wouldn't just fucking bite your throat out And that's the end of Stoney Or hit your dad with a rock or something

Like I don't want this dangerous animal in my house And the other thing by the way Where do they get these tall clothes for? It's Sean Ashton's house The guy's like 4-3 And you got Brendan Fraser's like 6-2 See that's the thing is They needed like going to the mall

Like that's for your montage I mean seriously I'm not going to the mall It's only 89 minutes You could have a trip to the mall in that montage. I'm not cleaning... Oh, I gotta get my eyebrows waxed at the mall.

Oh, look, Jacqueline, a threading stand. Let's do it there. Racially insensitive things to the people working at these things. All right, I guess I'll get my ears pierced at Clares. There was a dumb bit of trivia on the Tribune and, like, who could even know

if this is true? But it's so fucking stupid that it almost has to be. I think I know what you're saying. Because Steve mentioned the clothes and it talks about how the costume designer had all these clothes for Brendan Fraser

or for the Link character they call him Link but then it was Brendan Fraser and he's like 6-3 or some shit so she had to like buy more clothes or like she had to make clothes up here but like what the fuck is Andre the Giant I mean 6-3 is not that irregular of a height but regardless

why why like what the fuck you're doing just wait till the person is cast then get the costume. That's a great idea. I also read on there that they were considering Pauly Shore for Link and like, what world?

Because the only thing that Pauly Shore is good for is spouting nonsense and if he's a caveman that can't say anything but it's not going to work. What am I watching for? I mean, this is the first of many times Breton Fraser had to learn what a microwave is on film. That's true, that's true. Microwaves,

televisions. This, George of the Jungle, blast from the past. The dude doesn't know it. Short circuit where he played the robot. Short circuit, he played the robot. Grumpy or old man three. What he played? The bunghole.

He played Walter Matthau's bunghole. That was the grumpiest old man. It's talking to me now. You cleaned it too good. It's got a mouth of its own. Oh, my God. Oh, filth. Just filth.

We might have to talk about those movies one day. those are good movies. I enjoy. You know, they're bad, but they're good. Yeah, I would watch us. I barely remember that second one. The first one I'd seen a bunch. That was a real, we're fucking playing this on CBS in the afternoon. Do you guys remember like my fellow Americans? Oh, my fellow Americans is definitely an episode. I've seen that movie like 15 times. Wilford Brimley's in that too. That's Jack Lemon and James Garter. No, because that's the thing is, the Grumpy Old Man franchise really spawned a craze about old men bickering at each

other on film. Well, we did those odd couple movies. We did two of those odd couple movies. Didn't they do a boat movie together? Boat Cruise or something. With Jack Lemon and Walter Matthew? Yes, I believe that that's the two of them. Yeah, I think it is an on couple, but not the odd couple. Yes, they're on a ship, and I think Brent Spiner's

the bad guy in whatever that movie is. That sounds good to me. Ain't that guy a robot? I saw you play a robot one time. How was that? You know, I was in hopscotch? the only people that remember hopscotch are the people that work at the criterion collection and good for them the criterion collection is restoring my bunghole to former glory she my bunghole in 4k hd you know you downloaded this episode oh i like poli shore movies you didn't think of eight minutes on fucking walter mathos asshole and he doesn't deserve that's not he's great i mean just think of the same thing of the same thing of the same stuff that thing passed through the years

there's a lot of sandwiches oh yeah a lot of hamburgers sausage so we get so basically the plan which doesn't make any sense which is I'm going to bring link to school and that's what's going to make me popular you can't

tell people you have a caveman for popularity purposes no or just like an Estonian and also guess what doesn't make you more popular and or more attractive to girls hanging out with a more attractive person Yeah, Brendan Fraser as this caveman is still handsome as fuck early 90s, Brendan Fraser. King of the school.

Immediately. They dress him kind of like that one guy from Animal House, the weird one. The one that doesn't have sideburns and has glasses. You got to be more specific. Oh, the guy who he was a national lampoon writer. Yes. He's the one who leads the marching band into the wall. Wasn't he like a big one?

He was a guy that fell off a cliff in line? I think that was him. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't remember his name, but they do kind of dress him like that. Because where is this trench coat coming from? And where do, why can't he have sideburns at all? Like, they go way up with the sideburns.

There's nothing there. Well, it's weird because then also it's like we're working towards dreads. I mean, I guess you could only get that hair so clean. Sure. It is a caveman. I mean, you just have to buzz it and start over. I mean, yeah, it's a bad haircut that they give him. I mean, but they're just high school kids.

enough, man. It's too sexy. That's... I mean, that's why you take that montage to the mall. Shopping spree. We get a haircut. It's all there.

Everything's at the mall. And then with the mall, you get the... Oh, what about this hairstyle? He turns around. Oh, yes. What about this hairstyle? He turns around. And then we clap at the last one.

Yep. Correct me of them wrong. When they put on the... I can see that happening. When they put on the clothes, it's like the first changing and then you're done with the montage. Like, no, no, no, buddy.

I'm sorry. I need to see. see a couple outfits. Give me those options. I want to see some frowny shaking heads for a while. Like give me like the wrong looks. Give me like the like oh now he's a rockabilly guy. Oh yeah. Totally. He's wearing a fucking stray cats t-shirt. Ew. Yeah. So they bring him to the school and he does this really cool like

like handstand into a flip off the the balcony or whatever and first on-screen appearance of Rose McGowan happens at this point. Oh, that's right. She's got like almost no lines in this movie but she's there going yeah, which is that's cool. That's something. I'll take some 1992 Rose McGowan. Why the hell

not? Then there's like these two rap guys that came off the set of Teen Witch for no reason. Oh my God, these people are terrible and they're just doing some bad like freestyling and Brendan Fraser's like dancing with him and that's when you realize he's learned things. Like now he's taking that knowledge

from the television bringing it and putting into a real world scenario that's what I do every day that's what this show is essentially yeah pretty much I mean but this is like he has to have superpowers for some reason like yeah he does this like crazy he's spider man exactly like no he would he would be too frail for this world yeah that's by the way yeah muscle atrophy let's talk about that for his and also he would talk about it he would be inuit of some kind one shape or another he would definitely not be a white guy because Anglo-Saxons weren't here yet well there's Neander Thals. Yeah, but they were, I mean, like, yeah, I don't know. You know what? They'd be something that

isn't anything. He wouldn't be waspy Brendan Fraser. And he wouldn't be six foot three. It'd be like four foot four. You know what? He'd be short, you get Sean Ascent as the caveman. I was going to say, or Gilbert Godfrey. Oh my God. Yep. Yep. Imagine Gilbert just walking around like, eh, yeah. Yeah. That's a movie I'll watch, man. And Gilbert Godfrey does link. What was that caveman from? cartoon days where it had like a loincloth and it was just all like fur and it had like a big bat Oh a Captain Cave man

Yeah from Gilbert Godfrey's Captain Cave I like it was that a Hannah Barbera cartoon It was I believe it was off the Flintstone's kids I think that was what they it was like the show within the show Oh oh yeah I think you're right I know way too much about Captain Caveman Really? The tip of my tongue I don't know why I watch a lot of Flintstone kids

You know what my most favorite Flintstones thing of all time is. The chewable vitamins. No, although my God, I grew up with those. I'd probably be dead without those. Yeah, you would. But, no, that fucking the famous commercial of you know, Barn, Winston

Cigarettes. Oh, yeah. Those were the days. Well, it's also like them being like horrifically misogynistic, like the wives are doing the work and we're smoking cigarettes. Way to mow that lawn, baby. Winston Cigarettes, The cigarette you want to smoke

When the wives are doing the chores It makes me really relaxed Yeah, that's fun Speaking of cave, man That was kind of nice It was Yeah, the Flintstones movie is a movie We got it, that's a stay tuned

Oh yeah, but dabba definitely That's actually, you know what? Everyone forget to that that spawned the Mick Rib That's where it came from It was a promotional That's what it was Are you fucking kidding me? That's the patient zero

That's exactly. Wait a second though. Is this the only time? Because we're talking. Viva Las Vegas. Well, Viva Rock Vegas, first of all. No, but as far as promotional shit, we're talking, we've obviously seen collector's cups. We've seen hot sauces with Congo,

the volcano sauce. But was this the first fully promotional meal? I think it is. I mean, that's a promotional sandwich, my God. And it was a success. So successful, they had to bring it back all the time. Oh, yeah, the McRib is back, and then the McRib is gone, and then the McRib is back.

Oh, wait, maybe I'm, no, I'm totally wrong. Apparently it was in the 1981, but I think, I think they brought it back as, like, you know, for... That is fake news. The McRib was real. The reporting on We Hate Movies was fake. Okay, no, no, no. In the summer of 1994, McDonald's brought back the McRib nationally as a tie-in with the theatrical race of the Flintstones.

Because it had been laying dormant for years, much like a caveman. There was one frozen paddy somewhere that we found. Let's cook this. Oh, yeah, we can sell that with that fucking. movie. Man, you know, you get a McRib, you take a look at that thing. Don't be surprised if you see a fucking Nike swoosh on it. What is that but sneaker material? It is. It says barbecue sauce on sneak. Sneak it in barbecue sauce. So Robin Tunney likes him. Yes, instant attraction. And she's like the kind of, you know, she's a goer, as we'll say. And she's like, oh, she likes to get down

to fucking. And she's like, meet me at Blades tonight. Blades, by the way. The coolest place ever. It's an ice skating rink where everyone hangs out. And an arcade. It's like the biggest baby shit ever. Exactly. You're graduating high school. You're not there at all.

And then Sean Asson's like, oh, we finally made it. We got the invite to Blades. What do you mean you got the invite? It's a public business, Sean Ashton. Show up. Just go if you want to go to Blades. By the way, the cool kids are smoking in some fucking hammock somewhere getting handies. That's what's happening.

Exactly. I guess that is what's happening. It's 1992. We're listening to fucking Stone Temple pilots getting jerked off in somebody's garage. But that's the thing. This party's fantastic. Oh no. Jack Lemon were teenagers in the early 1990s.

Why did the two of that? See, that's what's never happened. A simultaneous body swap movie. they both go into the bodies of teenagers yeah but no the way you do it is it's them playing teenagers but every time they look at a mirror it's like oh of course yeah and they look at the mirror all the time so you could hear the voices man too bad they've both been dead for years they were great um this 1992 by the way is it's very much like the we didn't know that the what the 90s were going to be so we were like oh it's just going to be

the 80s again. Like this whole movie is like essentially because it's like thrash metal all over the place and shit. We're not so grungish yet.

But there's also and this is PCUs rotten with this too. There's all of like we were obsessed with this in the early 90s and it petered out

for the most part the like it's like merging of metal and funk music. Oh yeah. We love to get funky with the chickens. Yeah.

Wait. Chickens are involved? No, I don't know. You have funky chicken. oh okay yeah come on keep up funky chicken trying uh but like that's all over this movie including whatever the fuck this band is at the prom which like if you look on uh like either wikipedia or the the tribune it's like a super group of all these people from all these other bands i didn't

know there's a super group involved yeah no it's like it's this singer from this and it's tin machine it's got david bowie boy or bison oh right it was jimmy Tin Machine. That is a fun Wikipedia wormhole. You just Wikipedia the word supergroup and it's a listing of every supergroup ever. And annoyingly the longest listing is for the traveling Wilburys. You can keep that.

Wait, maybe that's what I was thinking of. That's what Roy Orbison was in. Yeah, it was Robeson, Tom Petty, George Harrison. Right, and then Tin Machine was a Bowie one. But yeah, no Travelling Woolburys, they're two songs. Which one's crucial tongue? Because it's got Cassandra, Cassandra's

drummer. Who's Anthony I believe. Who's Anthony? Who's Anthony? Who's Anthony? My drummer. This is a fake band. Oh, actually, right. Okay, so right here. So this is live from the Tribune. The band playing at the prom is funk metal supergroup. Oh, fuck. Get ready.

Infectious grooves featuring Mike Muir of the thrash punk band's suicidal tendencies with vocals of Dean Pleasance on guitar. So, wait, Mike Mears doing vocals. Dean Pleasance on guitar. Adam Siegel of Excel on lead guitar.

Lars Oldwick. Stephen Perkins of Jane's Addiction on drums and Robert Trujillo of suicidal tendencies who currently plays bass with Metallica. Oh. And now Dean Pleasant is, is that Donald Pleasant's son? Yep. Not spelled the same. Oh.

Like, damn it, Dean, that band's not going anywhere. Hey, get your ass off that stage. Oh, put that fucking guitar down. You'll never be featured in Encino Man. The super group, Dan. I wouldn't understand it. Get your ass. Away from infectious grooves.

Dean. You're my son, Dean. I don't know. So at Blades, Michael Deloise starts beating up... Also, because we're playing hockey, by the way. We are playing hockey.

Anyone see that his number two of the bullies is from Swingers there. Sue from Swingers. No, get out of town. That's a movie you can't possibly be forced to care about anymore. I like that movie.

I think it... It doesn't age as well because of the swing music culture revival of the time. But it's just like you listen to them talking now. And you're like embarrassing. It was just of that era where everyone had to be Tarantino Snappy. Snappy, ba. I wanted, it's my dream and I'm too old for it now, is to be a bullies number two in a movie. That's just always, that's the coolest way to get.

I always saw Billy Zane with those three. 3D glasses in back of the future. Billy Zane did not wear the 3D glasses. Who the fuck was that guy? That was a dude named Casey something. Oh, come on. You know that guy's name. I want to be Casey.

No, but that's the coming in at number five, my knuckle sandwich. Exactly. All you do is stand back and, like, hit your fist with your hand and like shake your head. Yeah. You never go to prom, nerdling, or whatever else you say. The easy way. Yeah. Billy Zane is the one who says the easy.

Way of Back the Future 2, his character was match. What a fucking... Casey Simasco is the dude who plays 3D. What's he up to? Is he dead? Click on that thing. Casey Simasco? Let's find out. See, people are listening, don't give a fuck about anything. They want to know if this guy's... No, 3D is alive and well.

He was just featured on an episode of Billions last year. Well, he's doing pretty good. 13 episodes on damages as Detective Dan Williams. Wow. He must be doing better than the guy from... Billy Zane, yep. by the way

in 2013 TV movie called Killing Kennedy played Jack Ruby Oh that's a Bill O'Reilly movie Oh fucking pinhead the motion picture Fuck that guy My favorite number two bully of all time Is the kid from Karate Kid The guy that's hanging out with William Zabka

Who's just like Yeah, sweep the leg Oh man We Link is not Adept at fighting which is surprising to everybody for some reason So our second montage is either a cover

or a remix of Mama Said, Knock You Out. It is a cover and a half. Because that is not L.L. Cool J. singing these words. And like we're watching a bunch of like Sean Astid's wrestling tapes. Yeah, I do wonder how you don't have a fucking date for the prom. Am I misremembering from something I watched last night with a bunch of tall glasses of water? Are they also putting on some kung fu movies? They are, yes.

And then like he breaks the board over Sean Astid's head. Oh, right. a lot of fun in this scene. Oh yeah, no, it's fun as fuck, dude. And then, like, but like, Link is enrolled in school so much so that, like, the teacher is calling his name on a roll call. And I'm like, how did that happen? He's got a, he's got

a permanent record in this movie. You could fake anything back. Yeah, that's true. It's fucking June though. You can't just be like, that makes no sense. This Estonian foreign exchange student. What are you talking about? Yeah, what? What?

Figure this shit out better. people who wrote in Cino Man. Come on. There's a cameo from the kid who played Data in the Goonies who also played short round. Short round, of course. Exactly. Yeah. A rare teen appearance for him. Yeah, he was more just of a child.

A kid actor, yeah. So this is the driving scene. Oh, when, oh God, because it's again, it's June. What are you doing? You either finish driver's ed or it's not happening right now. You're just going to learn how to drive in your dad's garage. That's how that works.

There was a third montage almost right after that of Woollie Bully. That's kind of him acclimating and kind of ruling the school. Yeah, and dude, let me tell you, Wully Bully is one of the worst songs ever written. Chipmunk cover or no? They loved that shit back then. I remember that

chipmunk cover like it was Vietnam. It was dark and I watched it at night and it was scary. It was in some movie. that the chipmunks did right yeah it was like chimpunk adventure fuck that movie that's kind of weird i've seen that movie a ton yeah a ton i remember it scarred me uh oh and yeah

that mama said knock you out cover definitely performed by a band called scatterbrain oh nice sick shit sick hey that's sick yeah bad brain said no oh yeah they definitely did so there's like some weirdness with uh the uh the um uh the uh the driver's ed we wind up going to like they do the two wheel thing we don't mention the two wheel thing before someone tweets yes they go up on the car two wheels link is a crazy good stunt driver because he's got no impulse what's awesome and it's kind of one of my favorite parts of the movie is when we're doing it's like a it's like a head on shot of the car turned on the two wheels you can see the look on this stunt driver's face Oh, really?

And it's totally like, oh, my God, I think I'm losing it! Like, this dude is white-knuckling it? He's shitting his pants doing this car stunt. It's kind of great. That's great. I love that. This is a stuntman Mike movie. He's eating his sloppy naches.

He's like, yeah. It's a little known film called that Encino Man. Yeah, I think Brendan Fras is a caveman or something. Yeah, that was a guy. A couple episodes of the Rifleman, you wouldn't know it, or in Cino Man. That's probably... Speaking of Rose McGowan. Oh, that's right.

That's probably, like, the best thing Kurt Russell's done in a long time. Yes, I actually love that movie. A lot of people dislike it, but... No, but Guardians of the Galaxy, too. Yeah. Yeah, no, I guess that's true. Yeah, I kind of forgot that already. And hateful eight, which I love.

Yeah, I think as far as, like, him working with QT, death proof is a better performance than hatefully. Sure. It's more of his. That's, that's, and because, oh, also, we don't want to, we did mention it, but this whole, uh, fucking disgusting bathtub picture thing happens at that ice rink. Bath tub? Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've been naked to get it. He pulls this out. At Blades. You finally make it to Blades. Dude, are you fucking kidding me? You're pulling that shit at Blades. Yeah. It's fucked up. It is fucked up. Blades is a 100% zero,

nudity picture zone. Maybe or otherwise. Well, maybe the older variety. Well, it would be awesome. How is there not a character played by like, I don't know, not this, but like a Matthew McConaughey type type type, sort of like, well, I guess more like a Wooderson type guy who's like Frank Blades and he runs the Blades Ice Rink and Arcade. I would love that.

You need a character, right, played by Ruben Blades. oh my god if it was just Ruben Blades this out that's that's Ruben Blades if you know he might retire eventually yeah

whenever he does just open an ice rink man I mean I guess that's probably we're not so crazy with the ice rinks anymore but maybe oh it's coming back yeah kids are playing hockey still

come back um so we wind up after the driver's ed thing at this like east L.A. kind of place where it's basically a bunch of Latino people and it's we're doing that

80s like fucking weird science thing like oh we're at the you know right it's when anthony michael hall takes them to that like blues club yes anthony michael hall's doing like a super racist voice like at least that doesn't happen in this but also that same thing happens in that movie adventures and babysitting uh yeah where we go to like a like a quote black club yes but so this we're replacing it because you know i guess we're in l a so it's like let's go to this like this latin bar and it's like polly shore is like peer pressured into drinking and I'm like okay yeah like yeah stony would

not have a problem putting them back no yeah exactly what the he's the name is stony of course that's what he's doing all day is he's fucking huffing paint he's fucked up all the time yes exactly the entire time of this movie he is fucked up he huffs paint until it's dry and then he eats the chips

but that's it's kind of fucked up grind in some paint chips oh yeah dude totally munching on the paint chip grindage killing my brain cells Buddy. Pain the house, buddy. I'm going to paint your

Dorida dust, brother. The Wiesel, sucking up the fume. Got the paint shits. Oh, man, those paint shits. Hey, where's your mom's house cleaner? Let's clean a caveman, but save some for the Wiesel.

Yeah, somehow they not only do that crazy driving course thing, but then they just steal the car and drive it to a bar. Yeah, and they're just drinking in the daytime. But then this is a weird thing where like, oh, he steal, he like steals a woman at one point. Well, Brendan Fraser, there's this whole thing where this dude, you know, he's like maybe a gang guy who knows what's going on. They don't, they don't name drop the Latin Kings. Yeah, but you know what's going on. For fun, let's just assume that that's what's happening. They're dressed very stereotypically. And he's like,

oh, like, you see that lady over there at Holmes? That's my girl. Like, if anyone up to her, I'd have to fucking cut their throat or whatever. And like Sean Ashton and Pauly Shore are like, oh, don't worry about it. Of course, that caveman comes sniffing around. He kidnaps her and nothing really comes in it. You don't even see what happens or where he dumps the body. Doesn't he just take her to the dance floor? Yeah, they dance a little.

They dance the night away. Oh, I guess I looked away from the TV for about 15 minutes. I just assumed she was murdered. It was a black dahlia or something. Oh shit, Holmes. They found her cut in half in a field. And an old haunted hotel. I did it.

Try and fucking prove it. I dare you. Dude, that's the movie. He's a fucking ghost from like the 50s that gets into a teenager's body. I love it. I love this movie. You right?

How come Frank became so casually racist all of a sudden. But then, so there's this weird thing where, like, out of no... And we're doing, like, some serious day drinking. This has to be total tops 1 o'clock in the afternoon. Absolutely, because we skipped school. Right. And so there's like a fucking ice raid on this bar?

Yeah, they're like, Immigracione. And I'm like, okay, movie. Yeah, whatever. By the way, when you texted last night that you didn't, you didn't understand, like this movie doesn't understand. stand ice. You're talking about this scene. No, because like, that's when they're shocked that he melted.

Yeah, no, I get it. Oh, yeah, but, but yeah, yeah. So they all just start, like, fleeing from this bar, and it's this crazy thing. And somewhere along the way, Megan Ward's character winds up falling for Link. Link in this whole scene, I guess because he's, like, heroic and gets them out or whatever. Sure. But it's also a weird thing where, like, Sean Aston things that they're, like, getting along. and bonding and whatnot.

So he, him and Pauly Shore get arrested. No, Sean Aston and Link. Oh, Link get arrested. And, like, he uses this one phone

called to call Megan Ward. He's like, I'm using my one phone, I got arrested. I'm using my one phone call on you to ask you to prom. Fucking loser. And he goes,

and she goes like, yeah, no, but I'm going to take Link instead. It's so awesome. Oh, my God. Oh, dude, this guy got cuck.

He got cucked. Well, I don't know about that, but he should kill himself. But, dude, I mean, Sean Astin, come on, man. You have one great time at a Latin King's bar with this chick and you think she's going to go to prom just because you used her as your fucking phone call.

By the way, he needs to move on. The way that he just lays it on to her is just, it's unfair for everyone. It's unfair to himself. Go see what Rose McGowan's up to. Maybe she'd be into it. Maybe she'd appreciate a line in this movie. More than one.

but then like the whole jail thing is just totally dropped there's no like parents showing up to bail them out because the whole family is gone in this movie yeah it's really weird they're just magically out of jail cut to Sean Aston driving him to the town line like a dog he doesn't want it's such a weird scene it's so so so so so weird and he's like hey man what are you doing

and he's like you know he'll be better off with somebody else and they get in this fight and my favorite line in this entire movie is Sean Ashton. Oh, I wrote it down too. It's really dramatic. He's like, all you care about is nugs, chilling, and grindage. Those sound like three great things. It's kind of all I care about.

And then at some point, like basically my other favorite line is Pauly Shore is like, those are the desperate words of a looser. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He really hits him below the bell. I love it. But Polly Shore is. telling Sean Ashton something

that is one truthful and two, something that Sean Ashton has yet to realize. What Sean Astin throws at Pauly Shore, Pauly Shore knows that he loves smoking weed, eating and hanging out. Yeah, that's it. That's not an insult. That is the thesis of Stoney.

What are you doing? Yeah, that's what I do. And my hair is brown. Thanks. All you care about is wearing mesh shirts and driving a rascal scooter. Yep. And he's like, no. shit buddy that's me why can't we just specify by the way

that nugs are weed like if we're saying nugs yeah someone has to be how fucking hilarious would it be if a caveman got high that's come on I think that's sort of what we're doing in that convenience store scene with the but I feel like Electra's dad and some other guy and the guy for 40 year old version yes is that him yeah yeah

oh yeah one of it's some thing I didn't go to jail for murder Right. Or for attempted murder. Oh, right. One of them went up the river. He did, yeah. But it's just, it's that weird thing where like you've got these dudes who they're putting on, especially the dude from Electra is putting on a hardcore Apun and a Hasa Pima Padalon voice saying, wheezing the juice. Sure. And they're like drinking out of his like slurping machine. He's like, stop wheezing the juice. And you're like, uh. Why are we allowing anyone? Why we ever thought it was a good idea to allow customers to come into a store and use a microwave? What a gross idea. Go home. That's terrible.

They still do it. Do they, is that? Oh, yeah. That is alive and well. So I can just go in some place and use them. It's like using a bathroom. It's worse than using a bathroom. It's absolutely worse than using a bathroom.

No, wait. Because here's why. Here's why. I'll tell you right now. Because you could use that bathroom. You fucking take a dump in that 7-Eleven bathroom and flush the toilet and that's one thing. Yeah, but you're not taking the turd and putting it in the microwave. But you could.

You totally could, dude. Who knows who's? And that is my point entirely, Eric. who is sticking what in that public microwave? Consider these fast food restaurants. They just use public microwaves too. And those people are probably more disgruntled than your average trucker.

I love that we don't have public health care, but we still have public microwaves in this fucking country. By the way, we'll never have public health care. We'll never have anything. But we'll always have, we'll always have public microwave. And just imagine it. Because like, I think how fucking stupid people are, right? Like, thank God Pauly Shore and a caveman

know to take the burrito out of the wrapper. Sure. But guaranteed some motherfuckers put in a fucking plastic wrapper. And then the whole microwave smells like plastic. And you know the dude of the convenience store is not cleaning it. Of course not. So then you go to use it. And then your shit tastes like plastic.

Dude, man, fucking shop at your own risk. Or just like microwave at home. Go home and microwave. Use your own microwave. That's why. I'm not for public microwave. I am just, you know, I'm not going to defend. the people that use like if you use it

that's on you buddy that's all I'm saying that's why Senator Siska thank you so much for coming in I'm just curious about your thoughts on public microwaves we have a statement from a podcast you say you're four public microwaves but um Randy

I was for it before I was against it it it's just gross and that's why you know what if you need to get a heated up piece of food at a 7-Eleven man

it's those rolly the rolly heater things that are behind like a hot dog a sausage a delicious 7-Eleven tequito oh man buffalo chicken you better believe it I you know you just got to stop eating tequitos at a certain point

it's tough you need to make a rule at the beginning of the year I will not consume it to keto I think like 25 is the kind of time or at least like substituting a meal for tequitos Yeah, it's not a snack. It's not just a hangout walking snack. Because then you're just,

you look like you're holding a thing full of cigars. Oh, what a fancy guy. Oh, wait, is that a cigar? No, is that a cigar? No, no, that's gross. It was three for $2 tequitos at 7.11. I know that game. I've been there.

Been there. Been puffing the 711. So it's prom now. Link is going to go with Megan Ward. Michael de Louise is really upset because he's been cut out the whole thing and he's like, I can't believe it. She's like, you're a jerk because you're a bullet. He's like, yeah, whatever.

So he sneaks into Sean Asson's house and finds all these pictures behind a framed picture of his girlfriend, by the way. If you want to, if you're trying to out this guy as a weirdo and a creep, that's what you bring. Not the cave band pictures. I'd be like, yo, he's got her fucking prom picture.

You know, her earbo picture from last year framed in his house. And the glass is stained on the frame. Shooosh. Remember that one? Oh, yeah, shush. That's his catchphrase. Oh, who's? The bully.

Michael Deloise. Oh, wow. Shush. Oh, right, right, right. Because a wow man was talking over him. Yeah, he was telling someone to be quiet. Yeah, well, he's telling her. So he's got, he's got photographic evidence that, whoops, he's a caveman, and he's going to do the whole thing, right?

And Sean Astin and Pauli Shore decided not to go to prom. And then, like, Megan Ward, like, kind of feels like, no, we'll all go together. It'll be fun. Yeah. And then he's like, oh, I can't because I'm grounded. What was getting arrested yesterday? As opposed to have to finish my dirt pool. Dude, they should just be smoking a ton of pot by this, alongside this dirt pool.

Just like fucking go for broke. Well, what you do you see. That's what we're needing. Oh, that would be great. Oh, wow, yeah. What you get, though, is there's definitely a fucking keg by this dirt pool. And it's just Sean Aston and Polly's. sure fucking wheezing the juice

out of this keg. Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah, that's not sad at all. But this is so it doesn't make any sense though. He's grounded because he got arrested because he was fucking in that Latin King's bar. But the parents are cool with the pool being filled with a hole being filled. Let's stop calling it a pool.

It's a hole. The hole is filled with water. They somehow got a keg into the backyard and there are lamp decorations all over this place. Cut to like 1970 something. I I guess, Illinois. Hey, Gacy, you're putting in a pool?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Putting in a big pool for prom. Oh, yeah, yeah. Prom party. I'm going as a clown. Gonna do my act at the prom party. Gacy, pool's looking good. Gacy, that's American work ethic there.

Build your own pool. Don't leave it up to the Chinese. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, building a pool. Yep. And the next day, the pool was gone. He's all filled in.

Gacy, gave up on the pool. Hey, is that a young drifter helping you with the pool filling? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Up until last night, then he drifted along. Man, the things they did to those people. So, but yes, at the prom, Sean Aston realized, like, oh, no, he stole the caveman pictures. And I guess he'll get, I don't even, I mean, I don't even know what the, what the penalty could be for being a caveman. Yeah.

Well, meanwhile, but also there's pictures. But also, Michael Deloese did a fucking B&E, man. Yes. Going up, you can fucking send him to jail. Mm-hmm. But like, yeah, what, what the fuck did he think was going to happen? Like, either it's, uh, nobody believes you because cavemen are long gone. Mm-hmm.

Or the reaction, which is what happens in the movie, which is, woo-hoo. Yeah. cool he's a caveman. This is at prom when like they're crowning link and uh you know Megan Ward is a prom king and queen. Exactly and read himself is doing it short round himself is doing it. Oh yeah. That's right. Yes, you're right. Yeah. And pretty cool. That's where the shoes happens and uh, and then turns out Michael Deloise is the loser. Yeah. Well, he then, uh, calls somebody a gay slur. And I guess like Link understands gay slurs and doesn't appreciate them because he starts going ape shit on this dude.

That's why this is more than Bill and Ted, because at least in this movie, the villain says the gay slur, and is immediately gets his come up. From someone who's from caveman times that's more progressive than he is. Exactly. Most people find that offensive. You know, those Bill and Ted kind of assholes? They shouldn't be saying that just casually.

They shouldn't. What makes the least sense in this scene, though? And we're talking a movie where a dude just, revealed someone to be a caveman providing photographic evidence. And everyone went woo-hoo. After the woo-hoo, after the beating with the gay slur,

Link throws him off the stage where Michael Deloese lands in a prom cake. Yeah, I don't know where this prom cake prom cake. I mean, it's the same, I guess it's the same part of California wherever fucking Shilabov's frat party is, right? Oh, right with the frat cake. That's right. Now we've got prom

cake bullshit. It's like a six foot sheet cake that this dude face plants in. California loves cake. That's why they have those beds, California cakes. Hey, Jack Lemon, looks like our classmate was a caveman all along.

Woohoo. I'm talking about you. So then... How often do you have to clean your bunghole? We did it two weeks ago. Am I good for a while? How's long as this bleach last lemon

gotta pay you to do it all over again let me check my watch 5 o'clock And then because you know After all this What caveman comedy Wouldn't end without

choreographed dancing Sure And like the band is like totally into it There are super groups So they have this caveman song Oh yeah Like caveman dancing And it's like

First it's Brendan Fraser And everyone's kind of cool and then like Polly Shore gets into it, then Sean Ashton gets into it, and of course he's the worst because he's Sean Aston. But then the surprising part is the whole gymnasium gets in on it.

That's strange. Yep. That's a strange thing. And then Rucker Howard comes in dressed as Dracula's like, is this Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie? Or is that like down the hall? Because it's the same kind of thing. And then you cut to the pool party,

the whole party. And everyone's there and jumping in this disgusting gasey pool that we have. Sean Ashton's hall party, by the way. You'll catch that on New Year's Eve on L.A. public access. By the way, you jump in that thing, you definitely got to clean your bunghole. Oh, man, you swim in this fucking hole, dude. You're getting worms.

Somehow you're getting worms. But there are more earthquakes, which is kind of the sting. It's kind of a stinger scene almost. It's a stinger scene, and it's after Sean Astin's somehow. is allowed to kiss this girl. Sure. And she's like, you know what, dude? Like, I'll kiss this one. I'll give this guy a thrill on prom. I'll give him, like, a closed mouth kiss. Yep. And then I'm going to fucking PCU and I'm, you know.

Yeah, exactly. Then I'm working for the rest of the summer until I go to PCU. I'm going to ice this kid for the rest of the summer. Speaking of a caveman. Uh, so then it's like, yeah, there's an earthquake. And then, uh, Polly Shore and Link here, the, like the smoke alarm going off to which there's another choreographed, ah! Like we're simultaneously screaming at each other comically. There's painted breasts against the wall. Yep, you better believe it. You've got to get those cave lady knockers on there.

Right. I think those are nugs. Are those nugs? Wait, what? No, I think they call them Bazingas or something. Gonzaga's. Gonzaga's. Isn't that a basketball team?

It's a college. Yeah. That has a basketball team. Gonzaga University? Yeah. Gonzaga. Are you something like that? Are you fucking shitting me right now?

No, no, no. That's a big deal of school. No, they're not. Yes, dude, they're always in the fucking. NCWA. Really? Wow. Well, you got

something going for you. So good and I was like, yay! And then we burst into the bathroom and there's this cave lady

already cleaning her own bungholes. She's in this bathroom. By the way, why would she think to do that? Why would she think to do that?

And I think I saw in the end credits. I might be wrong that two different women played her. Like one plays her in the bathtub and one plays her after.

Oh, really? That doesn't make any sense. Or was it the same cave lady from the beginning of the movie? Well, no, it's supposed to be, because that's his girlfriend. Right. So is it one at the beginning and one at the end? Who knows, man?

Because the idea is, like, in the middle of the movie, he, like, realizes she's dead and he's really sad. Right. Where they take a field trip again in June. Oh, right. They take a field trip to a museum, and it's like, you know, the evolution of man, and he's fucking crying in this museum. That's kind of funny. But, yeah, so then they give her a makeover. They dye her hair somehow.

It's all in, like, 10 minutes, because this point. party's still raping downstairs. Hey, is it cool if I clean her bunghole body? Yeah, it's a bit. It is a bit. Doesn't Sean Ashton get a kiss at some point? We mentioned that, dude. Oh, shit.

Lay off the pipe, man. No. But that makes no sense, though, right? No, yeah. I'm trying to backtrack it. No, no, no. But yeah, that's what we said, it's like a pity kiss. And then she's going to ice them for the rest of the summer.

Right, right. That's pathetic. It's humiliating. anybody noticed this by the way we definitely have i mean this unconfirmed polly short there's like a close-up here like he because he has like the final line of the movie but there's like a close-up on him in this doorway kind of looks like he's got a little like runny coak nose going on was it neil diamond at the end of the last waltz uh neil young yeah yeah that they know i bet the two neels were both coconut well probably you get two neels together but they definitely you you read up on

that they like they animated it out as best as possible in the last wall it's because he's just got the fucking coke drip going on but it kind of looks like polly shorts got a Neil young thing happening that wouldn't surprise me one bit uh but yeah and then he just does the fucking i'll be bach where did we get the sexy teenage girl clothes because the the sister is like fucking nine that's right and like there's like these like cut off shorts and a thing and i'm like poly shores yeah maybe who knows he is wearing that pink mesh shirt for most of the movie. Yeah, man.

Or maybe it's the mom? Oh, you know, they probably modified the mom's clothes. Yeah, like you cut those

mom jeans maybe was the idea. You did some mom mods? Mom mod, dude. Yeah. Mom mods, man. Dot com.

I don't want to go there. How do you spell mommod. com? Jack, look at this. It's a box that lets you

jerk off to things. It's a what? Oh, boy. Oh, you gorilla, you're going to jerk off all over that computer. It's not Don Rickles. Oh, man, Don Rickles could be in that movie, too. Yeah, that'd be perfect. I mean, they're all dead, but they're all great.

Yeah. Right, and maybe, like, Jack Lemon and Walter Matthew are called into Don Rickles' principal's office, and, like, they could speak old man, so it's like, all right, you boys are on the level. Well, you made fun of the Chinese for five minutes. You're clear. This movie grossed over $40 million. Which is like a huge hit. That's wild.

Yeah, back then, big time. And this, every other Pauly Shore movie grossed less money every time. Well, that's a shock. You did the research? Yeah, it's on Wikipedia. It's like 40 and then like whatever. Son-in-law was like 30 and then it's like 20. Well, we're getting tired of the weasel as the 90s went on.

By biodome was like 15 million bucks. Buddy. What did Pauli Shore is dead Rakin? Remember that movie? No, no one does. Yeah, exactly right. The mockumentary. People loved that in 2005. Oh, it was huge, man. It was totally huge. There's also a movie that came out in 1999.

This is a bunch of bullshit. I haven't seen it's a TV movie about Hugh Hefner in where Pauly Shore plays Lenny Bruce. Just imagine what that could possibly be. I want to see this. I really want to see this. My skin's crawling. Speaking of TV movies, there's a TV movie sequel to this movie. Oh, that's right. And Ceno Woman.

Yes. About the cave woman at the end of the movie. I'm not kidding. Is it the same cavewoman, though? I mean, I think it's supposed to be, maybe. Or is it just like we remade the first movie, but it's a girl? That's a good question. Anyone else in it?

No, no. It came back. Oh, then who fuck cares, man? The fuck cares, man. I guess that was my question is whether or not it's canon is the idea. No, it's not kidding. All right. Fair enough.

Well, that's it. Would anybody recommend this movie? It's kind of a hard recommend for me. It's stupid. It's silly. It's kind of fun. I don't know. I got a soft spot for 1992. Sure. I didn't really like revisiting it that much, but I would kind of like recommend it.

And I do recommend son-in-law, for example. Oh, of course. You have to recommend son-in-law. Yeah, I would recommend this movie. I mean, it's kind of whatever to me, but it does make a good hangover comedy. Oh, for sure. And it's kind of like if you're lightly hungover because at 89 minutes you pop those commercials on, you're talking like a solid two hours and 15 minutes on a TV broadcast.

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one last Transformers movie Oh thank goodness The last night Honestly this movie was such a relief to watch because it wasn't two and a half hours long Yeah totally It wasn't about robots like fucking each other or whatever else is going It's about cavemen fucking each other

Yeah that's why that's why I was so relieved And actually, we're not watching another Transformers movie for like three more weeks. I feel really relieved right now. It's so awesome. But by the time you'll have heard. Next week, there will be that. We're just recording this in advance.

By the time you will have heard this, the next week you will hear our take on the last night, a full episode. There it is. A full episode. Oh, my God, guys, what if it's a really good movie? Oh, boy. We might be in trouble if it's a really, really good movie.

Yeah, it's just a fucking Holocaust drama. You know what? If this movie turns out to be awesome, we'll do an episode on The Room next week. Oh, wow. Doubling down. So until next week, where we definitely do Transformers the last night. I'm Andrew Jupin. Steven Sadek.

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