We Hate Movies - S8 Ep320: Episode 320 - Dr. Giggles

Episode Date: October 10, 2017

On this week's episode, the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular takes a sick day with the ridiculously fun 90's slasher, Dr. Giggles! What's with this veteran cop wearing NFL merchandise? Who's responsible for that horrendous prop vanilla ice cream? How did this film never get a sequel—direct to DVD or otherwise? And what's with this kid and his mom's underwear? PLUS: Dr. Mario is actually just Mario Mario's 1970's drug dealer persona! Dr. Giggles stars Larry Drake, Holly Marie Combs, Cliff De Young, Glenn Quinn, Keith Diamond, Richard Bradford, and Doug E. Doug; directed by Manny Coto. Be sure to catch our live commentary over I Know What You Did Last Summer, October 27th at the Jacob Burns Film Center's fourth annual Halloween Marathon! Get your tickets here—the early bird passes are still available until 10/18!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're talking Dr. Giggles, and I don't know, I kind of like this movie. I'm Andrew Jupin, Steven Siddak, Chris Cabin. Eric Siska. And we hate movies. We all go a little mad sometimes. You know, it's Halloween. I guess everyone's a title of one good scare. Sometimes.

That is better. They're at the building. They're at the door. They're coming in! It is time to keep your appointment with the Wickham Man. They're coming to get you, Barbara. He's sick for fucks he's seen one too many movies. Now, Sid, don't you blame the movies? Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative! What an excellent day for an exorcism.

Hello, everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning in. As always, this week on the program, RIP Larry Drakeman. It's Dr. Giggles from 1992 directed by a fellow named Manicoto. Manicoto. Manicota. It sounds like Manicata. Director of cover-up. Oh, shit, yeah. Which cover-up is this?

This is not the moon landing. The Dolph movie, right? One of my top five Dolph movies, I would say. Oh, wow. Dolf movies. Yeah. Of the Dolph starring movies. Not that he's in. I mean, there's a bazillion of those.

But of the ones that he leads, that's like top three maybe. Wow. I want to say, oh yeah. I forgot my notes at work. So, and I read the Wikipedia plot summary. It was riddled

with spelling errors. You shit me. And actual downright inaccuracies. Or just inaccuracies. Did you say things like Larry Drake is the greatest actor that's ever lived? No, then that would be an accuracy. An accuracy. No, it was, they say that what you call it, her stepmother is just her dad's girlfriend. I mean, like, what are we talking to your guy? Let's fucking wake up Wikipedia. Yeah, seriously, seriously. And they,

they shorten him from Dr. Giggles to just giggles throughout the saying, you know what? No, no, no. Come on. Well, that's what, wait, wait. To be fair, he didn't go to medical school, right? He didn't actually go. He's not a legit doctor. But, you know, but, you know, he's not a legit doctor. But, but also his name isn't Giggles. Exactly. It's Rendell. His nickname, I guess his nickname is Dr. Giggles. All the historical inaccuracies on Wikipedia,

this is your pressure point. This is what the hill I will die on. This is the one, okay. Fix the Dr. Giggles page, ladies and gentlemen. And while you're at it, Wikipedia, fix that fucking cause of starting World War I. That's been wrong for years. Yeah, and you might as well also pepper in

that Franz Ferdinand was probably secondus. Oh, kind of get that going. Braxas went back in time to kill him. Oh, no, I started World War I. I'm part of the black hand. It was supposed to be a gag. Now I'm fucking it up. Oh, I ruined the world.

Yes, I'm a cardinal. Yes, I'm a Franz Ferdinandin, not certainly not seconders. So, this movie, much like Freddy's Dead, the Final Nightmare starts with a quote I didn't need. Yeah, from Hippocrates. Hippocrates is probably closer. I was using the Bill and Ted pronunciation. Hippocrates. Yeah, I was just saying hippocrates.

Yeah, nobody needs it. Nobody cares. Just start your stupid movie, man. Don't try to fucking class it up with a Hippocrates quote. This movie doesn't have a lot to do with clubbing, so maybe we move on. Yeah, yeah. I was pretty surprised by this, the CG sequence of the blood going to the heart, and it actually didn't look as bad as it could have. It shockingly didn't, especially for, like, 1990.

like early CGI. Are you fucking serious? I thought the magic school bus was about to pop up every fucking minute. Oh, come on, Cabin. That is really unfair, Chris,

because, like, Phantom Menace was just, it was a few years away. Sure. And it is worse. It is somehow worse. Well, I didn't see the, the Metaclorians

traveling through that's what this was. The Peter Gabriel world that they've got here. Once we get an editorial staff, we will do the best CGI blood in movies. And Osmosis Jones, I don't know where that fits on this ranking.

It's below. I must bring it up again. It's my job to do this. The end of blade. Oh, right. That is your job. The blood. This reminds me of like the opening of an X-Men film, though.

Yeah, it does. And doesn't, uh... From Diamond Memorial, there have been Dr. Giggles'ses. Welcome to the giggleses. Isn't there also, my club starts like that? Yes, it does. Yes. I'm just thinking of Tommy Lee Jones as a.

An elderly Dr. Giggles trying to recruit a new one? Oh, yes. Agent Giggles. I have to retire now. You're going to be the new agent Giggles. Gig, gigg, gigg, gigg, gigg, gigg, gigg, gigg, gigg, gigg, gig, greg, gig, greg, greg, greg, greg, greg, greg. And not, like, you know, Dr. Giggles operate, as in, you know, unnecessary surgery. Wouldn't it be just Dr. G at that point?

Oh, Dr. G and Dr. J. Yeah. Oh, that's dumb. What does J stand for? What's like a... What's Dr. Jiggles? That was, I mean, he's a fucking liposuctionist. To be fair, Larry Drake could have also been Dr. Jiggles.

I'm not, you know what, man. Hey, also, I think there's some, like, you know, license going on with Dr. Giggles because nobody says Dr. Giggles in the movie. Oh, really? Yeah. I think in the asylum, like, after he operates. It's his nickname in the hospital. They say it was.

in the fucking cold open of this movie and then never again? They say they don't actually know his name. They just know him as Dr. Giggles. Oh, you're right. I guess they didn't know where he came. They didn't know he came from this fucking haunted town. Apparently they didn't talk to anybody in his home fucking town since everybody knows his name. Yeah, a lot of people seem to know who this guy is.

And also, like, that's not a good treatment strategy. Okay, Dr. Giggles, here's your medicine. Stop calling me that. You're going to make somebody into Dr. Giggles, he keep calling him, Dr. Giggles. Oh, come on, little Mr. Kill Your Mom. Why, don't you talk to me a little bit, Mr. Kill Your Mom? So this movie starts, Dr. Giggles is performing surgery on a clothed man, and I think I saw a junior

mint fall in this guy's chest hole. It would be great if Kramer was hanging around, Dr. Giggles. Well, it's amazing because you don't know, A, why does a mental institution have an operating theater? That's a good question. That's a very good question, actually. I didn't even think about that. Lobotomies, maybe.

Oh, of course. And what with the electroshock, you could maybe... I'd watch that. Oh, yeah? Electroshock therapy, you'd watch that? Yeah, why not? Like, if they had a TV channel, you just tune in. I watched this movie.

Zapp and Brains. I watched, you know, Nuky. A Reckham for a Dream has an electric shock sequence. It's also got ass-to-ass dildo scene, too. Two-fer. Imagine Dr. Giggles had that. Now we got a movie. My Lord.

Now it's a motion picture. Dr. Giggles, Dr. Jiggles, go both an addict. Dr. Jiggles is a, he's a, oh my God, what do they call the ass doctors? Proctologists. There you go. Oh, no, so it would be. He's an ass man license plate. So it's Larry, the late Larry Drake and I do apologize.

The late great Larry Drake. And Clifty Young going ass to ass. Oh, man. Something tells me Clifty Young wouldn't want that. Is that, are we casting Clifty Young as Dr. Jiggles? Well, he's in the movie. I'd rather a Charles Durning. No.

I would not rather, thank you. Old country doctor getting the... The guy who treated... Who taught giggles everything. Oh, right. I taught him everything he knows. The Dred Pirate Roberts type of thing. Now that no one's listening, let's go leave.

Okay. Door shut. Just leave this running. Foot steps. Let's just narrate what we would do if we weren't doing the show. Smoke weed. No, that's illegal. Yes, it's true.

Water drinking on the other hand. Oh, sure. Chugging. Well, like... Wait, ass chugging? Isn't that a thing? Kids do that. That is butt chugging.

But chugging. What is that about? It's when you shove like a bottle of vodka up your ass and then like squeeze it on in there. Because apparently drinking is for losers. Wait, wait, and then you like shove a whole lime up there afterwards? No? Yep, a whole line. I don't think it's liquid-specific.

I don't think it's one thing for vodka and one thing for water. Yeah, you just do some butt chugging. Yeah, it gets you fucked up, man. I never, I never been. Hey man, I'm not saying anything. It just gets you fucked up. You've got plenty years ahead of you, Eric. So Dr. Giggles breaks out of this insane asylum.

It's a really bloody, and he cuts this other guy's throat, right? Big time. Yeah, which is pretty cool. Good gore, but you can tell that somebody at a head. heavy Dr. Giggles-esque scalpel to this to get the MPA in line? I guess that was what our good buddy Mani Coto was talking about

on some podcast I don't listen to. I think it was on the Tribune they mentioned this. I guess the movie got cut to ribbons. But you could just tell. I didn't even know that last night, but I was like, oh, somebody had to have that. How about a fucking Dr. Giggles' director's cut? Is that out of the question?

That would be amazing. Mani, what do you think about that? I think the footage burned, like the original greed prints, and it was lost. You know what? Do what they did when they played greed on AMC and just put a bunch of fucking Like just photo stills in place of it

GOR We'll make this nine hours long somehow Yeah so then we cut to the suburban town Of where the fuck? What is this town called? May something or other. Yeah, it's got some weird own name. I'll tell you what Wikipedia says

But you can't, don't quote me on it. Yeah, no, I know. Lord knows if they're going to be correct or not. We meet... More High. More High. Wait, more. Okay, more high. The state of More High.

the state of Moore High. It sounds like some fucking Mormon thing. It should be like, no, like Moore High University and there's some like crusty old dean that's there and stuff. Oh, yeah. You get that Dr. Giggles off of this Moor High University campus immediately.

And you students stop butt chugging in Moor High. You'll get in Moore High. So yeah, you know, what I appreciate about this movie first and foremost, we are talking a a Richard Linklater-esque one-night only presentation. which I think plays to this movie's advantage a little bit. It's your classic Halloween or most Friday of the 13th eventually get into that one-night-only kind of thing.

I think it's a better move. It would be hard for Dr. Giggles to operate day in and day out because I remember like, hey, you want to go check out that big creepy house, right? That's where that other creepy doctor not 20 years ago did that same thing? You're saying if he gave them time to like build a case? Yes, exactly. Yeah, there's no talk of a statewide man-hunting. after this guy killed three people at this asylum. Yeah, he kills people at the asylum.

And then he releases all the inmates. Yes. So there's a lot of people to round up. You know who else did that? Michael Myers. Oh, weird. Oh, that's odd that they would be similar like that. I think that's why there's no like psychiatrist hot on his trail in this movie

because then it's just Halloween with a shitty fake doctor. Just flash me a case like it flash you? I mean, Clifty Young. Check this. out, big boy. Like, you don't put him in this role instead and have him like be... Clifty Young playing Dr. Giggles? A sheriff outside the town.

Occasionally every once in a while he has to be called and be like, hey, he killed somebody. And that's it. That's not a bad idea. Because the law enforcement in this movie is fucking pathetic, including one gentleman officer who keeps walking around the San Francisco 49ers cap on. I will say that the young officer who almost is the hero of the movie and should be the hero of the movie. Officer Joe

or something or other. Yeah. Is actually like the only one on the... There's some like bizarre almost cover up for no reason. Like the chief who is played by the guy who almost gives George a job at the bra factory. Yes. Mr. Farkas? Yes, Mr. Farkas.

He does... There's like a cover up. There's like, oh, you know, nothing's going on in this town. Everything's fine. It's like, well, no. Like, investigate. In this scene, did you guys notice how this chief of police was eating his Chinese these food. He was trying to use

chopsticks on fried rice. He couldn't use it at all. That was a nice, you know what? That guy who also played Mr. Farkas, that was an actor's choice. Oh, you think so? You could listen to that guy talk to for 57 minutes about that. Oh, really? Did anybody look at the IMDB as to what this guy's

character's name is? Oh, no. Magruder. Oh, that's only? No, Magruder is the guy with the 49ist cap, but yes. Magruder. And the other one is Arise? John Rise or something like that. John Arrise? That would be a good Dolph movie. John Rice.

John Arise. Oh, okay. I'm John Arise. I'm kind of like Jesus. Just like the son, I'll come up tomorrow. So we cut to a high school and schools fucking out for, I guess, the summer. It looks like the summer. Alice Cooper didn't tell me either way, but I was assuming it was out for the summer.

There's some banner for a summer bash. I have to come back to school for a party. I'm out of school. Fuck that, dude. Let's just find a field somewhere. Go back to the gymnasium. No thanks. And it's Holly Marie Combs of Charmed Fame.

Mark, no, that's his actor's name. Oh, the dude who was Mark on Roseanne and he was Doyle on Angel, RIPD. I don't remember his name, but he is the boyfriend in this situation. Then we have Sir Dougie Doug as a friend who lasts five minutes. Glenn Quinn is that kid, the other guy's name. But yeah, not enough Dougie Doug. You could be Dougie Doug in a movie. Dude, I was fucking bumming, man,

because I watched this movie one time before seeing it last night for the show. It was back in the early days of WHM. I think we did this as like show research. And there was one too many glasses of water that evening. And I didn't really remember anything, including the fact that Dougie Doug was in this movie. That was a nice little credit surprise. Guys, where would I know Dougie Doug from?

Cool Runnings for one? I think he's Opera show Dumbo drop He is I believe in an Menagerie in that He's like the fourth guy I'm sorry Dude you get Dennis Leeer and

Danny Glover in a movie with Douggy Doug That's a fucking acting menagerie right there Of course it's true Of course it's true It's kind of like a David O Russell movie You get spite Jones in there Then it's definitely a David O Russell movie Now I feel like I'm missing something big for Dougie Doug

and I want to just look it up real quick. Not to be confused with Doug E. Jones. Cool Runnings jogged my memory. Isn't he... Vampire in Brooklyn? Isn't he the Renfield or something? He's exactly that. He's in potential future episode

Eight-Legged Freaks with fucking David Arquette. But I think, you know, like Cool Runnings was kind of his big thing. He was probably on some television shows. Oh, he is, of course, in Class Act with Kid and Play. Oh, boy. Classic film. You're right on Operation Dumbow Drop, by the way. And, wow, an episode of Diagnosis Murder where he plays Dougie Doug.

And I got to say class act is a pretty good movie. I like class act quite a bit, yeah. So we're not going to do class act. Put your fucking tweet. A house party, maybe, I don't know. So he, so yeah, not enough Dougie Doug. He's the first to go, which is kind of, you know, that horror movie thing. Him and his girlfriend.

If you discount all the bodies at the asylum. Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, I guess it's a good point. He severed some guy's limbs. No, no, Chris, he's the first actual character to go, I guess, right? Because they're developing this, this, uh, this, uh, menagerie of teenagers, of course. Man, you just saw that Star Trek episode for the Dexas. He's just going on in one of us.

I was just into the episode, finally. So he's the first, like, um, you know, true victim in a way because, you know, you need teen victims. At least I do. Mm-hmm. Yes. And, uh, yeah, so basically, I mean, they have this thing. Uh, Holly Marie Combs, who is our, our main character, uh, uh, has a heart condition.

Right. But not to be confused with the Denzel Washington. Yes, exactly. Which everyone always thinks about. Well, you don't know. She'd have that tape. It's 1992.

It's probably out by now. She's going home to watch heart conditions. She's fucking, dude, listen, she's got one day left on a three-day blockbuster rental, and she's got to fucking watch heart condition. Clifty Young, big Bob Hoskins fan. Is that right? Is that right?

Also, why is she going to the last day of school if she has an appointment with her heart surgeon? Like, you know what, that's a day off? Sick day. Sorry, Dad. Yeah, you're not getting anything done on the last day of school anyway. The least you can do is just go to your heart doctor

without anything else bothering your schedule. How else are you going to sign yearbooks? Oh, you know what? That's a great point. Well, you know what? Social obligations. But you don't want to be presumptuous in her case, though. You write something like, see you over the summer.

Then she goes to this heart doctor and, you know, you're not seeing shit. That's true. You should always put maybe. You should really always say maybe see you over the summer. There's a part here when we're being introduced to the town and it's like so there's a creepy old house and that's where Dr. Giggles

grew up and there's this nosy neighbor who lives across the street from the haunted house and her did you guys catch the name of this lady's dog no I missed it Erica yeah she's like come on Erica and I was like that's not a dog's name well it's kind of

funny sometimes it's funny to give animals people names right does anybody recognize this lady the land lady from the mask who gets a heart attack When the mask Animates Does his thing

Does his So she's playing a put-upon lady The first victim of the mask? I also think her doctor Was a Tulpa created in the Black Lodge Because he looks exactly like Kyle McLaughlin He kind of does it's just like

Are you sure you're not Dougie Jones He's like Kyle McLaughlin Getting stung by some bees Not a whole bunch of bees Just some bees Just a few select bees And his hair treatment isn't as good No, that's absolutely true.

And it's weird when he dies at the end of the thing, he just turns into a little gold seed at the end. Yeah, that was wild. I was like, oh, that's interesting. Yeah, and then that lady put the ring on with the little green gem in it. She disappeared. Yeah, so Holly Marie Combs,

her home life is her dad, played by Cliff DeYoung, who's a good enough guy. He's remarried to the woman from Blame it on Rio. Michelle Johnson? Michelle Johnson, yes. And it's not, I actually, it makes sense that young Michelle Johnson in that movie would turn out to be this girl. Yeah, that's actually true. I think this might be a shared cinematic universe.

It could work. It really works. And actually, I think, because she's like, listen, I fuck Joe Bologna. Wait a second. No, she fucked. Oh, she fucked Michael Cain on a beach. So I am, you're saying right now, I am deprived of Dr. Giggles 2 where Michael Cain fights Dr. Giggles. Yeah, that's right.

He finds out he busts out of her to tire. He's like, you took her from you. Me? No one's allowed to kill my abussy, but me. Yes. Hey, she shot my dick on the beach. Get back here, Giggles. My victim.

My. Man, you know what's great is, like, people, like, still finding their way to the show. Yeah. And you just watch them on Twitter, and they're like, I'm about to check out the blame it on real episode. And I'm just like, see you later. And then cut to, like, 90 minutes later. And they're like, I fucking threw up watching that. It's really fun.

It is fun. Because they have no idea. Yeah. No idea what the movie is. Just how horrible it is. Just how horrible and depraved. This movie's way better than that. It is a lot.

I would recommend Dr. Giggles more than Blaming on Rio. Are you sure? Yeah, I think so. Just a little bit more? Just a lot. So yes, she, the doctor gives her a, like, a heart monitor. Yes.

She has to like, you know, manage her excitement. You know what I mean? No running. No blah, blah, blah. No coffee. This, that, the other thing. And she goes home and she's like, really upset with her dad.

And outside, before she goes inside. Uh-huh. She's like, before she goes, she's outside the house, she's outside and she's looking, are you okay or? Wait, what time of day is it? It is,

she's outside. It's probably in the middle of the afternoon. She's outside. I think we're talking like 4.30. Dr. Giggles's house. Opens the door? No, she does.

Oh, she walks in. She's outside Dr. Giggles's house. Uh-huh. And this fucking neighbor, like, snips her heart monitor like she's a fucking dog. Yeah. Like, just goes up to it and, like,

pokes it. She thought it was a walkman. Why would you do that? Because let me tell you, people. Oh, it's a none of your fucking business detector and it's going off crazily right now. Exactly. You know why Chris Cabin?

She thought of that right after she left. People on the street have no fucking manners. It's like when you're walking the dog down the street, like I'll be walking my dog and people are walking by and I just won't be looking at you because fuck you in the first place. And then like people will just like whistle at the dog. And I'm like, no, no, no, don't do that. Don't interact with either of us.

Just keep walking. We're a team. I'm sorry your fucking lonely ass doesn't have a dog. Don't talk to my dog. You should get in their face. Did you just make eye contact with my dog? Yeah, that's right, dude. You should get really, really in their face.

You know what you really should do? You're trying to fuck my dog? Oh my God, this guy's trying to fuck my dog. This guy said he wants to fuck my dog. Did anybody else hear that? No, I won't go out with you. Dude, this guy wants to date my dog. I think that's a great thing to do to something.

This guy wants to take my dog. out for an Italian dinner. You want to share spaghetti with my dog and fucking creep? Oh man, the kiss in the middle, it's awesome. My dog will not go on vacation with you. That's disgusting. You know, what if the dog falls in love? Is it that bad?

Yes. I guess because it's a person and a dog. The dog can't consent. You want my dog to meet your parents? No, no, no, no. She can't handle gelato. Your dad's Robert De Niro? No, his dad's Mike Huckabee.

well I guess you'll eat a new dog the Scott Peterson of dog people that guy loves killing dogs he does oh man so a bunch of rowdy teens including Dougie Doug his lady friend one of the dudes from PCU and some other girl yes they're like two yeah they're like

two couples go into Dr. Gill's house two horny ass couples man well they go in this abandoned house and this the dude from PCU, who I think is the guy who, like, eats a bunch of Alka-Seltzer and pretends to have a seizure. Yeah, he also gets electrocuted, right? No, no, he's hammering signs on the trees.

Yeah, he's the stone. He's one of the two stoner. The skateboarder, yeah. So he's like, all right, Dougie, Doug and your lady friend, now you're just locked in this house and we're going to leave you here. And I was like, that's unfair. Don't you know you're in a horror movie? This house of tetanus?

Also, don't break into a fucking house in the middle of the afternoon. Like, it's the golden hour, and they're like kicking this door in. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. It's not even that scary in the golden hour either. You want to do that at night. Well, that's what, again, because I didn't remember any of this movie. If I could wipe that memory clean. But I was like, is this, is most of this movie going to start in the afternoon?

Like, there's nothing scary about the afternoon. Well, Dr. Giggles is a little older in years. He gets started a little earlier. He wants to be done by nine. That's true. He's in bed by nine. eating Dana at 4.30. That's true. What I, what a, uh, I think Larry Drake is funny in this movie, but like, what a totally unmenacing horror villain this is. I think he's great.

It's pun town. Like, oh, yeah. Here's a pun. Here's a pun. Here's a pun. Yeah. I didn't think it was going to start that way, though. And man, do they really pull that lever, though? Every one of it. It's like almost all of his lines other than, Daddy, I'll do it. And like, That's kind of it. Yeah, I do think, seeing on the IMDB that, like, I think Ted Danson was considered

or other, some of the... That Brewer, man. That Brewer would have been cool. I think that Larry Drake is the best of the bunch. I think he's exactly what this movie needs. I think other than Ted Danson, yeah.

That would be something, huh? Because Ted Danson has like the comedic chops for it. Right. Becker was basically just Dr. Giggles. It was. I think, I think Fruer would do better with the scenery. He would shoot it a bit more than Drake.

does here. He's also, like, kind of creepier. Like, Larry Drake's just like a slender man physique. Yeah, but this is like a creepy fat, which is a special kind of creepy. He's built like a fucking doorway, dude. You're not taking down Dr. Giggles. That's true. I feel like you could, though, because I don't

think there is as much, like, husk to that musk as you think there is. Well, yeah, he moves like an angel. Like, this guy can, like, exit out of a room without anybody knowing. He really does glide. True. So he murders Dougie Doug and this other woman in quick fashion.

He like injects, I don't know, toxic waste into Dougie Doug. The street trash venom or something. Yeah, exactly. And then you see Dougie Doug's like insides vomit out. And then the other woman like gets murdered off screen or something. Yeah, I think it's, she knows she's about to get it. And this is probably one of your NC17 cuts to cut out of that. There just needs to be a fucking director's cut on video.

This was, what a missed opportunity. Well, this is, what, 100 minutes? Yeah, a little under. Okay, so yeah, if you could get me like a two-hour cut, I'd be into it. Oh, yeah. I mean, Jesus, do you think they edited out 20 minutes of gore violence? They said there was no way we can't give you an X rating when they first saw it. So there's probably quite a lot.

That was because of the ass-to-ass with Dr. Jiggles. It's true. And that scene was 20 minutes. We need that put back in. how many how many dollar bills do we have to throw to stop this Keith Mr. David could we stop all of this no

some of the giggling that Larry Drake does in this movie he kind of sounds like a hooting owl yeah he's having a little bit of fun with it you think he's always giggling or that's a little bit of ADR giggling oh there's some ADR giggles yeah there's probably some ADR giggling going on but I bet he lay down the track oh of course yeah oh those giggles were all

Larry Drake, I think, is the idea. They better fucking be. No one is arguing that. Did they bring, but they, oh, they might, maybe a secret welker. Oh, shit. I think he plays that lady's dog. Additional giggled voices. And Erica the dog, and additional giggles.

There's the credits. Erica, the dog, additional giggles. And pained gasps. And engine start. Yeah. For which he was paid $500,000. Oh, and by the way, for some reason, the mic didn't pick up any of Cliff the young, so it's entirely overdubbed

with Frank Walker. So, Jennifer, who is our lead, is going to meet her boyfriend Quinn. Ray? That sounds right. It could be a Ray.

Oh, a Jeff. That works. She's going to meet her boyfriend. Who's Mark from a Roseanne? Just call Mark. Mark from Roseanne. There you go. So she's going to meet him at like the point,

where everybody's going to go. Max. She's going to meet Max at the point where everybody's hooking up and stuff. And she goes there, you know, she has an awkward conversation with her dad. It's your classic, like, just give your stepmom some time. And I actually think Wikipedia is right on that, though.

I think that might be, uh, I think she moved in with them. I don't think the marriage license has been signed. Right. Yeah. It's kind of like, it's getting there, though. It might happen at any moment. Doesn't she make some mention to Max, though, about like, since our wedding? blah, blah, blah, married this woman.

I was reading stepmom. Maybe there are different cuts. Oh, shit, the stepmom cut? Oh, shit. Exact same runtime. We're just dubbing words. I don't mean, nobody cares. Just cut it anyway.

Only difference is one line says girlfriend and one line says stepmother, that's it. That'd be an interestingly useless different alternate version. That's a whole other DVD you can sell. for $4. He has a bootleg version. Clifty Young does the famous, like, I'm getting it wet now, honey.

Like, I'm sorry. I kind of need to fuck now. Here's the tragic mistake of Clifty Young. Now, this girl is getting on her years. She'll be leaving high school. It's like towards the end of her run. And then she'll go to college. And then he could be like empty nester and have,

and he could have, You know, Bacchanal and whatnot. Exactly. It's a fuck pad, if you will. Chris, welcome back to Clifty Young's fuck path. And also to your point, like she doesn't have to move in right away.

You know what I mean? Like you go to her place. Exactly. Wait till she's out of the house. Or, you know, she's got a heart condition. Just wait it out, man. Just wait it out. Dude, Clifty Young, by the way,

cannot go to her place because that girl's parents are home. Well, you know what? Actually, you're reminding me of something because of the heart condition, maybe Clifty Young is doing the right move here because he's trying to replace her already. I'm sure maybe they'll try to have a baby real quick because this one might not work out.

Oh, well, yeah. A backup? Yeah, a second child. I think the big problem is Alex Winter keeps going up to her and he's like, hey, Jennifer, remember when your mom was three years older than us when we started school? Shut up, Missy. That is a great gag.

It is a good gag. So she goes to meet up with Max at this summer carnival, I believe, is the idea. And Max is just like drinking Jack out of a bottle. Because he is fucking cool, man. And she's like, you know, I can't drink tonight. I have this heart condition. And he's like, bummer. It's one of those like, oh, sorry, baby.

Doesn't mean I can't tie one on. Yeah. Well, we're missing the introduction in the scene back in high school of the DTF girl. Oh, yeah. who walks past, who is introduced by saying she wants to mount two men like mountains. She called them Twin Peaks, actually. Yeah, there you go. There's like these two blonde, like, mimboed twins.

And I thought they were going to come back and they were going to get murdered. Like, I thought they were going to be part of the... I certainly wanted to see them dead. No, the ones that got away. The Binklevoss twins or whatever the fuck they are. Once they heard where the Dr. Gingles broke out, they're like, we have to leave town immediately. Yeah, totally. He likes murdering medical anomalies like twins.

The girl, actually, the DTF girl, as we'll call her, was on Beverly Hills, 9-0-2-0, playing a maniac lesbian. Really? Yeah. Could you explain for everyone, including myself, what a maniac lesbian is? Well, she was a lesbian who was murdered on the police force and then came back as this indestructible monster. No, no, no.

Oh, that's a maniac cop. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Andrew, even though homosexuality was removed from the DSM years ago, ago, but on television, as of the early 90s, it was still made you fucking crazy. She was in love with a protagonist named Kelly, and she was so in love with her

that she'd burned a house down with her. She's like, if I can't have you, no one can. I'm a crazy lesbian. With her mind? No, I think. Was she like Drew Barrymore? We're all going to hell. It's a fire starter. We're all going to hell tonight's situation.

It just doesn't play well when you rewatch that series in a present A special 902102.0 directed by David Lynch. I was going to ask resident 90210210 expert Steve Sadek. That sounds like a late in the series plot line.

We're in college at that point. Yeah, we're in college. I think it's before Brenda left, but no, it's after Brenda left. We're in decent country. Luke Perry is applying for his AARP coffee cards. Brenda, I get really

great discounts. Did he die of old age yet or what? Luke Perry, no. Yeah, I didn't hear. I haven't heard of him in a while. Someone should check. So I'm just saying, call your parents. Oh, my God.

Luke Perry as Dr. Squintz. Oh, yeah. Dr. Squintz, the ophthalmologist. That'd be pretty great. What kind of sex would he have with Dr. Giggles? I guess it would be oral? Mouth stuff for sure. Yeah, definitely.

Glasses play. Well, there's the sequel, Dr. Squintzance, Mouth Stuff. Oh, right. So squints, you know what? It could be like a, you know, like a kill scene where you like skull fucks, right? Well, is, so are we suggesting there's like multiple doctors, just like multiple hell raisers? Like I wanted to throw CDs. You know, centivites?

They're not all hell. I mean, I guess they all raise hell. They're all hellraisers. Come on now. That's fair. I guess they do all raise hell. So we're introduced to these two cops. One's an old guy wearing a football hat.

The other one is a young rookie. That is not regulation, man. No, it's not. And I don't know why. fucking Mr. Farkas doesn't say anything about it. It's a relaxed police force, man. We need more of this. We need more of this.

Obviously, because they drove a geo-tracker to this horny spot and blared a song to tell them, get the fuck out of here. This is a pretty great gag that happens right here. Like, they pull up, they put like the fucking fog lights on all these makeout cars. And they start playing some tune. The party's over. I think the song is called The Party's Over. Yeah, it's kind of funny.

And the old cop is just, he, like, adjusts his 49ers cap. And he's like, this is my favorite part of the job. And he starts playing this tune. And it's kind of funny. But then they get a call that there's like a disturbance and blah, blah, blah. And the seasoned vet knows what's going on right here. And he's like, I bet you dollars to donuts. It's this crazy old lady.

And the guy's like, how, the rookie's like, how crazy is she? And this dude has a very peculiar line where he says that, This woman, quote, spots rapists in her hemroid cream. Yeah. You think that's bigger that out. You just think that's ratat-tat-tat improv from this guy. Sounds like it's something he's said before. And we'll say again.

Probably about actual rapist. That lady, he just sees rapists in her hemorrhoid queen. And it's like, um, sir. That is very weird. And, yeah, so they go to investigate Dr. Giggles's house at this point. And we start, there's like, Like, they're trying with a Dr. Giggles' nursery rhyme, but it's taken too long. It's a long story.

Oh, God. Well, you get too, because when the kids come, you get the kids in the walls. We never saw the kid again. Yeah. It's this one where they're like Giggles Sr. Yeah. And his whole thing with his wife. So the wife, so, okay, Dr. Giggles's father, Randell, Sr.

Yes, let's explain the fucking, the start of it all, Chris Cabin, the seed that planted this forest. He was a pediatrician. and his wife got sick, I guess it was all the, you know, the laudanum started wearing off and then it really started hurting. But so she starts getting sick and he starts going crazy.

Right. And he decides he's going to kill people. Right. Take their hearts and put them, shove them into his wife's dead body. Shove them into a dead body. He was trying to invent the heart transplant. He was,

the guy was an inventor. He has a pot of hearts. Oh, I saw this. I'm going to put him somewhere. Listen, I saw this Pot of Hearts movie. It was with Alan Rickman and most deaf.

It was called Something the Giggles made. Now, Vivian, we've got to get these hearts out of these people. You've seen that movie. You'll chuckle, maybe. A light chuckle.

So this is the story that Magruder is relaying to the new guy when they're doing this. And this is my favorite line, in fact, So the rookie, the rookie says to him, oh man, he was ahead of his time, but out of his mind.

That's pretty great, Officer Joe. Was that a tagline that the marketing people came up with and they really, like, they petitioned for it to be in the movie? There's no way, dude, because if that was the tagline for the movie, if you don't have the backstory, that doesn't make any sense. It's got to be the doctor's in, you know, wanted something like that. I think it was the doctor's in. I think it might be wrong.

Exactly, the doctor's. The doctor is in, the doctor is in, but he's out of his mind or something like that. That's what it was. There we go. But what I love about these flashback sequences that we do get is him. The fucking old-timey filter. Oh, yes. Cepia.

So you know it's a flashback. And then, yeah, it looks like, oh, brother, we're out now. And this fucking little kid is like taking the stuffing out of his teddy bears and sewing them all back to. And the father's just so happy to see it going on. Listen, if you're a doctor and you have a kid who's, like, doing that, it's not cute and, like, he's looking up to you. That kid's a serial killer. But you're already turning into a doctor giggles yourself, so, you know. Oh, I was just saying for the audience at hand.

No, I mean right now, people listening. If you've got a kid who's doing that, fucking call the police. Knock that shit out. Yeah, certainly don't, like, put them up as presentation in your office. Yeah. Oh, I miss that detail. That is pretty gross. Oh, ew.

So this guy, like Joe, or almost hero, here's something. He's like, oh, something's going on in this house. He could, and almost could save the entire movie, but this fat white cop, like, ah, forget it. Let's go. And he's like, you sure, I really think Dr. Eules was literally right there.

I think he's just a fat guy, so I could just shoot him in the head. This house is supposed to be abandoned. I just heard footsteps, and someone definitely farted. Definitely a fat guy somewhere in that building. Listen, I'm telling you There's a fat guy in this house I smell beef sweats in here

And just shoot him in the head At the end of Dr. Giggles Totally save all these lives This is not before Dr. Giggles Also murders the neighbor Oh yes And she gets it pretty horrendously He shoves a fucking

Like ear nose and throat thing Like up her nose into her brain He ganks this puppet man Yeah, it's definitely a puppet And not before you get some fucking mouth cam, which is obnoxious. I don't need that shit, man. This isn't an episode of Pee Wee's Playhouse. I will say I like this movie for the gore and I like it for the sense of humor.

But it's also like it's right before you go to Troma country. Like it's very, it's almost self-aware, but it's not. Like it's just right. It's hard to quantify where that needs to stop. So maybe it might be that the director of cut actually saved it. Here's my question. This is a very, you know, I'm a guy. who's into safety.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What's it? Where's this going? I'm a cautious fella. You got your seatbelt on? Yeah, I got a dude, I wear a seatbelt every time I'm in this chair, man. Thank you, Ralph Nader. Recording podcast is a dangerous business. You know what else is dangerous?

I think anyway. Um, going on a Ferris wheel when you have a heart condition. Yeah, that's true. I mean, you won't have a sip of whiskey in a parked car, but you're going to go on a Ferris wheel? Are you sure you've just haven't been watching a lot of final destination? Like, it's just a Ferris wheel. No, a Ferris wheel could get to be a little. a little scary, a little spooky scary.

Yeah, so she gets on this thing and she kind of lays it out for him. Like, I guess she's been having, like, problems. She's having nightmares about her mom. It's a lot of information for a Ferris wheel ride. I'll just say that. And you know that this dude's kind of drunk. Also, I feel kind of bad for this guy,

because first of all, I mean, I know it's her condition. But if you're in a relationship and it seems like they've been dating for a while, you would think that this would have come up. Like, this is a little late to the guy. game to be talking about this. Yeah, and then she's also like laying on all this stuff about like, you know, my mom died and blah blah blah. So like that gets thrown in and this

dude's just like getting it all at once and he's like, listen, we're on a Ferris wheel. It's the last day of school and I'm way too drunk. So he does his best. I have to get Wiley Wiggins in like an hour. So. Party on the Ferris wheel. So she winds up going home

and her dad is fucking this woman like this guy's You know what, Dr. Gales, this is a bit much. We hear it. We hear the moans of ecstasy. The Clifty moans. Clifty moans. That's his loud singer name.

Ooh, I like that. So she like, she's like, she drinks all this wine, looks at a photo out, what she's not supposed to do. Yeah, again, heart condition. Oh, she throws her heart monitor into a fish tank. A, fucking, look, the fish are now dead or will be soon. Well, you'll be able to tell by that heart monitor what's going on with this show.

She's got her hands in there, and she's connecting them one by one. It's a heart monitor slash fish finder, man. A fish killer. Yeah, just like, yeah, I don't know. Zap them. It's just not right. It's probably not a good idea.

So she winds up believing, Dr. Giggles runs a foul, and this is like the most ridiculous sequence in the film, I think, is when our white friends, who played a prank on Dougie Doug go to this kid's mom's house they're about to have some fun upstairs

Oh, there's gonna be some sexual intercourse Fucking nuts They walk past they walk past They walk past the brother playing Dr. Mario a little bit of fun there Great game. Great game. So good. Also a deranged psychotic doctor. Oh, Dr. Mario dude, absolutely.

He didn't go to medical school He's just a madman that likes pills. So fucking crazy Italian with a white coat on it. kidding me? He was fighting disease demons. The fucking drug dealer in a discotheque. That's all he was.

Oh yeah, man. You just gotta go see Dr. Mario. He'll look you up, man. Yeah, he's just right down there, Pessie. I'll be square more. Luigi's mixing

fucking chlorox and Advil in the back. Come on Luigi, everyone's coming out. I need a good product. You know, Dr. Mario, this can't last forever.

Georgiero Moroda goes on in five minutes Okay now we have to pack you She's ass with all of our drugs Oh definitely dude That's why he was punching him In the back of the head all the time Trying to get the baggies out He better not break

He's fucking hit this dinosaur Oh mercy Why do we do this show So he This is what turns out to be a weird scene in this movie. He walks upstairs. He's got, you know, it's just this kid. He's like 16 or 17.

He's got a girlfriend, hot to trot girlfriend. They go upstairs. And she's like, hey, let's have sex. And he's like, hey, great idea. But first, you know, my mom's on a business trip, right? And she's like, yeah, I know. That's cool. You know, it's just the two of us.

We got the whole night to all ourselves. He's like, you know, I, before she left, she packed some lingerie and I took it out of her bag. What? Do you want to put it on? It's just outrageous. It's the creepiest thing. The whole thing is like I stole this out of her suitcase before. I think she went on vacation.

Like the parents were on vacation. And he's like, I totally stole this out of my mom's suitcase before they left. And I was like, what is that? And he just fucking pulls out this lingerie. And you're like, dress like your mom and fuck me. Yeah. What? He is asking for an invitation to a.

backhand from his father when he gets back in this house. Oh, yeah. This is therapy. Like, honestly, like, it's, no violence needed. Like, let's all talk. Let's get in the room and talk about it. Hey, you know what? We're all young here.

Let's figure it out. No, that dad was going to have a birthday surprise. Oh, that's also true. But, Chris, the move is you dispose of the lingerie before they get home and you act like, you're like, what are you talking about? Right. Then you'll think TSA did it. It's a classic fuck-up, though, dude would be he would leave this used condom in their

Bed Costanza style. Because it's 1991, she's like, okay, I'll dress like your mother and have sex with you, but we've got to play safe. Yes. And to this movie's credit, in the heart doctor's office at the beginning of the movie, there's a massive poster, like an AIDS

informational poster. And so then this dude is politely and rightly asked to wrap it up, to which he's got some problems. Of course he does. Can't I, you just dress like my mom and give me a blowjob or what, man? My mom doesn't use condoms with my dad what a weird retort that would be you're killing your father larry i mean

fucking in your parents room is weird enough but it's high schools and all sins are forgiven yeah but like all sins most sin not this one not this and isn't is it pictures of his mother that she takes off his mirror no i think that's a i think that's an old girlfriend but you might be on to something. Yeah, it's like his mother young, right? Mom's high school photos. Yeah. Family vacation to Seaside NJ, circa 1963. Their honeymoon vacation to Estonia. Don't you think my mom used to be hot?

She could have been a model, right? Oh, that fits you perfectly. Dude, I fucking found this porno the other day. This chick looked exactly like my mom. So if you skipped ahead 15, 30 seconds on your iPhone app, here we are we're still here we're always here he goes in there

he has some comical business because no one that's the funny thing is like we always do this thing about like safe sex we preach it's impossible it's the same stupid dad joke it has never been hard

to fucking open a condom Tim Allen how do you do it and then it falls in the fucking toilet loose it falls in the toilet Fishes it out with a toothbrush. Probably his mom's toothbrush. Probably because he delicately puts it back when he's done.

It's disgusting. He's going to pass that up. No, you've got to incinerate that toothbrush. Yeah, toothbrush in the toilet bowl, forget it. Luckily for everyone in the house, Dr. Giggles is en route. And this savior of this evening. Thank God. Yes, thank God for Dr. Giggles.

Because he goes in, the kid drops it, and he's like, oh, maybe she won't notice. So he leaves the bathroom fully clothed again. Like 30 minutes later. Okay, you were taking a dump. All right, so you want me to dress as your mother while you take a dump? So you took off your shirt and put on a condom. You know, Greg, Greg, I've been patient with this incest play. But a blumpkin, we will not go.

I'm going home. I would rather get a dagger in the jaw. Oh, wait. Yeah, she's executed by Dr. Giggles before he gets. gets in on this dude. She's like in the hallway. She's complaining about the air conditioning is too cold.

Oh, that's right. So then Dr. Giggles comes in and he fucking shoves a thermometer. There's like a little like like a some sort of little like blade. Yeah. And just fucking jams it into this girl. One and done right through her mouth.

And should have been a rectal thermometer. You're right, Steve. No, that's not what I was at all going to say. Eric's this guy totally agree with you. I read Steve say that. body, body language. You're the one that was talking about all that butt stuff.

First of all, I always talk about butt stuff, but not in this context. That was the name of his last book. Butt stuff by Stephen Zedek. A collection of short works. No, but. Oh, I'm giggling, Dr. Gingling. No one's, I've never come out of the bathroom to have sexual intercourse,

and the woman that I'm going to have sex with is covered completely head to toe in a blanket. That is not a fun game. And has quadrupled inside. Listen, Steve, you never fucked within the orthodoxy then, my friend. That's very true. So he's like, oh, man, look at this mountain. Oh, my God.

Look at this babe. She's covered in blankets. And he even says that this is the creepiest thing. This whole sequence, he's like, man, I've been thinking about this ever since I got my mother's Victoria's Secret catalog. And it's like, stop saying about your mother right now. It's outrageous. It is outrageous.

You know what? This guy's got problems. And I echo Eric Siska, thank God for Dr. Giggles. Hashtagged, thank God for Dr. Giggles. At that moment, these under blankets, like, ew. Dr. Giggles at that moment is rethinking this whole place. Oh, I'm doing really good. I'm doing the Lord's work right now.

It is funny when you get the POV shot of going under the blanket, then it's Dr. Giggles. And he says, like, I hope you're wearing protection or whatever. Yes, he does say exactly that. And then this guy gets stabbed in the dick. He cuts his cock off. That's awesome. Yeah.

That's great. And you know it's a fucking Dr. Giggles' rusty scalp. Although, doing the job. Although, point against Dr. Giggles' commentary moment

when he leaves and the kid is playing Dr. Mario and like he's glazed over and obsessed with the game. He's like, Terminal. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's dumb. Also, you know what? As fun as Dr. Mario was, you're not that into Dr.

Mario. You will hear a double homicide upstairs. But that was a, it was, It was funny enough. And it reminded me of when Jason didn't kill those kids in whatever fucking movie that was.

Part 6. Jason lives. Continue. That's it. That I just appreciate that Dr. Giggles Waits to... Ferret fact, 65A, 2, 1. But wait a second. Was he saying Terminal?

Ferret fact. That sucks. Jason lives. Oh, wow. Yeah, we should make that for movies. No one will like that either. People will continue to not like that. Is he saying terminal because the kid's about to lose the game?

I think it's because it's just like beyond hope. What are you playing these video games for? It rots your mind of, you know, it's like there's no point to kill this kid. He's already dead. So here's my question. I mean, going back to our thought about Mario being a drug dealer. Yes. So maybe that's the cupas.

Yep. The cupa troopers are just cops and they're trying to bust. Because he's just trying to fucking get all these mushroom people hide. In America, we call cops pigs. in Italy we call them turtles It's just the little differences Dude and you know what Mario's running all over the place

All these drop boxes Getting money out of all these bricks Uh huh exactly I don't know man It's kind of like narcos Yeah There was something to this The cupas are the DEA

Fucking hiding in the pipes and sewers Like yeah There is There's a lot there More than something to this I'll say He also should have killed that kid And when they're in the cloud plant Like worlds

What's that like cocaine high or something Yeah you're up in the clouds man you're fucking skiing. High as a kite. Totally. And I think that the shy guys are Antifa, I've believed. No, I don't know what that means. No, so he kills this kid and he cuts

his dick off. Thanks again. Thanks for that, Dr. Giggles. Thank God for Dr. Giggles. Hashtang, thank God for Dr. Giggles. We go back to the house. There's a confrontation here about the loud fucking and Jennifer runs out of the house. Cliff D. Young

is like, hey, girlfriend, possibly new wife. We have to go find her. There's no confrontation. She's just missing. He knows that she's there. He knows that she's been drinking. Cliff DeYoung has the competition with the lady. Yeah, exactly. She's just like, oh, come on. Yeah, she does not want to put clothes on and go

look for this girl. You've got to fucking this is what you're getting into, ladies. She's had enough. That's the conversation. It's like, you have coddled your daughter who lost her mother five months ago. A little too much, Mr. DeYoung. And I know she's got a heart condition or whatever.

And then the most disgusting part of this movie. This is really bad. This is disgusting. So Clifty Young is like, fine, lady friend. I'm going to go look for my daughter. I'll see you later. And so this lady gets all upset. And she goes to the kitchen.

She opens that freezer. And there is a tub of plain vanilla ice cream. Bad enough as it is. Oh, I love vanilla ice cream, yeah. Oh, you fucking maniacs. And then what happens, the most disgusting part of this movie, she puts this ice cream in a bowl and you get a shot, you get a look at this ice cream,

it comes out of the freezer looking like soup. That refrigerator's got a problem. No, no, no, no. It is disgusting. You've read this all wrong again. They were using it in foreplay and just put it back into the freezer. You're right. It's like, it looks like there's a big scoop in there that's a dick shape.

This was supposed to be all over Cliff DeYoung's balls But he had to go looking for you I will say a little melty vanilla ice cream Sounds right up my alley But there might be a problem with that freezer You're right about that But when ice cream gets a little melty As long as it's not on a cone

That's okay with me Or what if it's vanilla ice cream But it's dressed like your mother It's wearing your mother's negligent That ice cream looks sexy as fuck Looks just like my mom's legs. I would not lick that. No, I would not go out with you.

So then it's pretty much the grossest death in the movie to correspond with the ice cream. Yeah. Dr. Eagles gets her. What does he even do? Is it like a stomach pump? It's a stomach pump because he's like, oh, we must take better care of ourselves.

First of all, you're Dr. Kiggles. You know what? You're not one to pass judgment jiggles. Yeah, he talks about like the fat content and the sugar. You are what you eat, which is one of the fucking most obnoxious things

a person can say to another human chain. So she's vanilla ice cream. And he puts this, it's like a stomach pump down her throat, but it has like a little spikey thing.

Spike worm thing that drills you. Yeah, like a little drill bit. I don't know what that's about. And he pumps out, you see the ice cream come out and then it says it's coming out as blood. Right.

And so she's dead. Eric, I have a question for you. Sure. If you were an ice cream flavor, what would you? be. Wow. No one has ever asked me

something like that before. Let's just say coffee. Nice. Yeah. Nice. I'd be one of those like bourbon caramel things I feel. Brassberry swirl.

I was going to say Andrew's very decadent. I like that. I'd be one of those hangedas half pints. But definitely double chocolate. Most definitely. So she's dead. and we cut to another weird part of this movie

so those babes come back and they're like hey Max there's an orgy in the band room you want to get in on this shit or what the fuck is going when did this turn to Larry Clark's kids would you like to see me blow a brass instrument this is weird

so she's like that is funny that is crazy I think the line is actually something like me and a couple of like some kids found a room do you want to go And he's like, yeah, sure. Cut to this band room where there is an outright colligula-esque orgy in play. And speaking of Larry Clark, someone make a mock-up poster of Dr. Giggles's, Larry Clark's, Dr. Giggles.

Yeah, I want to know what that's like. Yes, please. I wouldn't watch it, but I want to know what. You know why? Because I don't want to get put out of the list. Right. Yeah, so, like, you know, it's this orgy going on. There's another girl that does kind of nothing.

I think this girl, the second girl, second fiddle, if you will. Yeah. I think she's angling for a three-way. Yeah, she's trying to go for that. There's one, you know, they, they, this, this girl fillates a saxophone, which is one of the most 90s things I've ever seen. Totally. I was like, shouldn't Jason Biggs be present? She's, yeah, she's just like, how do you play a saxophone?

And he's like, well, you do this. And she's like, ah. And I'm like, come on, director. From the back of the room, like, come on, director, don't do that. She's either blowing that saxophone. or I get tinnies one of the other yeah that's right

you know what no nudity in this movie kind of surprising sucking off saxophones I bet some nudity was cut out oh possibly probably in that

fucking uncomfortable sex scene sure maybe we saw that we saw that ice cream play and Clifty Young's bare ass I'd watch that

fucking yeah man just bobbing up and down nice a lot of Clifty Young playing episode more than I would have thought I'd like Clifty up I do it's a welcome presence at any movie yeah we gotta do that movie pulse one year you see that that movie sucks wait the horror movie it's the one where the house is like killing it's the 80s pulse

not where all the like electronics come to life yeah that was another barely remember it situation I got to watch that movie yeah dude that was in the old days man that was like hey we're doing show research also what was that movie with Dennis Hopper and Kiefer Sutherland Flashback? Yes, he's in that too. Oh, yes, he is. He's one of the cops. Clifty Young is also in Wild with Reese Witherspoon.

There's a lot we can do with Clifty Young. So Jennifer, like, ran away from her parents, ran back to the party. She's like, fuck it, I'm already drinking. You know, I'll make Max happy. I'll drink and have a heart attack right on the fucking floor. I will die for this guy I kind of dated in high school. So she comes back. Max's, the other friend upset probably that.

the three-way didn't go down. Yeah. Kind of rats them out. It's a backstabbing here. She's like, oh, come on, Jennifer. I'll show you where they are. They're in the fucking flute orgy. That's where they are.

And they go to the flute orgy, and the flute orgy is happening. She's, I can't believe you, and runs away into a house of mirrors. And you know what? That's one element too many. We've got the creepy house. We've got the doctor. We've got the mental institution. We do not need a creepy house of mirror scene in Dr. Giggles.

Because it's too many movie references. When Dr. Giggles approaches the Dr. Mario house, I believe it is, there's a shot of him. House of Dr. Mario. He's standing in front of the house and he's got the doctor bag and his medical coat, like the waistcoat kind of hanging low. And there's light shining directly on him. And it's a total reference to that shot in the exorcist. And von Saito gets out of the car. But then this, I was like, lady from Shanghai reference, is that even possible?

Well, it's every image trick you can get, like the mouth cam, the mirror can. Like, they just, they really throw a whole bag of shit in here. There's only one way to stop Dr. Giggles. Is to give him a test of his own medicine. Now, doctor, he is the doctor of lies. Don't listen to him. Oh, man, Ingmar Bergman's Dr. Giggles. I, there's three-eyed exorcist.

Uh, yeah. What was I saying about that? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I totally agree with me. And it's a weird place to chase after someone trying to apologize. I will say that. And like Max is chasing after Jennifer. The other woman is here, the saxophone fellator.

She comes along for the ride. And then Dr. Giggles is in here. And it's at this, no, I'm sorry, at this point, Dr. Giggles had come to the other house. When he was there and he killed the other lady, he found what Jennifer's heart condition was. And now she's like his white whale because she has the same condition as mother had. and he's going to fix it or something, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he's kind of maybe, like, slightly falling in love, which I think is the other thing.

Yeah, I mean, we skipped, I mean, he, at this point, when he's in the mirror place, he's already killed Cliff DeYoung. Yeah. And he's killed McGruder. DeYoung is okay. Young makes it through. He gets cut, but not killed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But he killed Magruder. Yes. And Magruder also talks about his repressed memory or some fucking shit. Because no one is, this is the creepiest scene in the movie. It's an A-plus moment. moment. So they, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, you know, so, so, so, so, so, so, you know what you're talking about. He goes in the locker room, and they kind of, like, get into it a little bit, and, uh, uh, officer joe is like, all right,

Magruder, what is going on here? Here is, uh, uh, a thing of chewed gum, a paper clip, and a used battery. Tell me this flashback story, McGruder. And so this guy recants this tale of how when he was a rookie, the whole thing went down with the dad. And I guess, like, what is the deal here? The town killed this man? Wikipedia says he got stoned to death, which they do mention in the movie.

Which I want to see that. I want to see that. I want to get rocks thrown at him. Yeah, because you cut out seven hearts of people. Yeah, so they just, it was a little bit of mob justice. They drug him out into the street and murdered him. Sure, that happens. Yeah.

It's like Kruggering. Yes, he got Kruegered big time. And so then I guess the whole deal was they couldn't find the kid and the kid was missing and blah, blah, blah. So then like, I guess this guy, McGruder, he's the rookie on the case or the rookie on the force and he's assigned to watch over all these corpses that they found in the house, including the corpse of Mrs. Giggles. So a bit of a night watch situation. Yes. And so this dude is hanging out in this morgue with all these corpses and he starts like, here. and shit. And then this one

corpse starts a move in and then like a blade from inside this body starts cutting through. Baby scalpel. And this feral child covered in blood. Yeah. You know, erupts from his mother a second

time. Yeah, man. He's talking about it was like he was being born again. Yeah, as Magruder lays in that little flourish. I'm sure. it would be that. No, it was some fucked up shit. I got to tell you, it was fucking nuts in there. Smuggled him out in his mother's

body. And when Magruder finally gets it, you know, he's like, he realizes who Dr. Giggles is like, this is for a lifetime, a sleepless nights, and shoots him. Yeah. And like, aim fucking higher. And also, how do you miss Dr. Giggle? Totally, man. He's literally

the size of a barn. The side of a barn. Literally. He's a big gentleman. And he's dressed in white. It couldn't be easier. Here's my question. Is that child actor fucked up for life? Um, good.

Maybe. You can't even shining that. You can't be like, oh, we're playing a movie wherein... Exactly. Like, that kid didn't know what he was looking at and whatnot. But this is like, all right, Jimmy, crawl out of this body. If you're the kid from Dr. Giggles, please write in. We all hate movies at gmail.com.

I want to know what that fucking onset experience was like, man. That was my only question in that scene was, what is that kid doing right now? And is he in jail? That was your only thought? Well. With this. It was the dominant thought I had. How have you repressed this when you see the bottle that spurred this memory literally every day in your desk?

Oh, that's right. He totally has like this bottle of liquor that sets him off. I haven't drank that in 35 years. Lye. That's from yesterday. Called the giggle glug. I haven't touched this bottle in 35 years, but I've touched dozens of bottles. like it.

And like basically Jennifer keeps getting kidnapped because it's that movie. She gets kidnapped once by Dr. Giggle. She gets away. Well, there's the weird. Can we talk about another gruesome thing here? The Dr. Giggle's self-surgery scene. Oh, yeah.

He gets shot by the guy in the leg. No, it's gut shot. Yeah, it's gut shot. It's gut shot. Lower gut. Dr. Giggles is like laying on this table operating on himself. But then you also see like the fantasy version

of like him outside his. own body doing the operation. It's kind of that scene in Ronan with Robert and he was like, all right, just move it around a little bit. You do it fine, you do it fine, just move around a little bit. I'm going to pass out now. I'm going to pass out now.

Yep, thank you, Jean-Renau. Thank you. Thank you, John Reneau. It's a great scene of that movie. I'd love to thank Jean-Rano for anything, just once in my life and just be like, thank you, Jean-Rano. Just like that. He holds the door for me.

Matthew Broderick probably did it a lot on Godzilla. Thank you, Jamerow. Thank you for being in this movie. Zilla. Thank you for getting that that ice cream on the top shelf, John Renaud. Well, and Tom Cruise probably said that thank you for being part of my

experience. Does Scientologists believe in French people? Oh, that's a good question. It's a great question. That is one to Ponder. Definitely French aliens. Yeah, okay. Oh, maybe they think France

is a colony of aliens. I think France, it's like the Thetan country, man. Right, it's off the charts, or is it under the charts? Off. Oh, off. That's where all the mills are for the teetan mills. That makes sense. France is where they make the thetans, okay?

Oh, my thetans are imported from France. Thank you. Then, so basically, Dr. Giggles, like, takes Jennifer to the hospital that's under his dad's house or something. Which, what is this facility? I think it's like he was like one of those old school doctors that would visit you or like tinker with you in his basement. He does. I think they go down the well from it. And like this is a whole like thing behind it.

When I was a kid, I went to a dentist and the dentist's office was in the dentist's house. Oh shit. Was it fucking Clint Howard? No. It was Corbin-Bernson. I mean, that's fine. He was actually the dentist. Oh, Clint Howard was the ice cream man.

Yeah, he was. Yeah. And Clint Howard was actually in one of the dentist movies. one or two. There's only two. Okay. And he played one of the victims of the dentist. So in this scenario, I'm Clint Howard. Checks out. End of story. You have way

better hair than Clint Howard. Yeah. I have some hair. You got that, you know what? You got that going for you. So, yeah, he does kill the actual doctor at some point because the actual doctor is like trying to do a procedure on Jennifer to save her life. And it's some weird like late night thing.

Yeah, it's a fucking, the Joker is in the next chair, I guess. Exactly. Like, is there no hospital? Yeah, it's a great question. You know, Dr. Giggles should have just become a mob doctor. That would have been the boom. Because, listen, the mafia is not picky when it comes to doctors.

And Dr. Giggles, you know, he can stitch up a wound. That's kind of all you need. You removed a bullet. That's the half the game. That's it. That is removing a bullet is the mafia's heart transplant. But wouldn't they eventually just ask him to start doing the killings? like as well exactly that's fine for Dr. Giggles

too. Who would that bother? But then he's like Hannibal. He can't help like presenting them somewhere. Like he has them all his waiting room like here's all my dead people. Yeah it's a good point. Right. Well I mean that's up to the mafia to decide. We're not to tell the mafia what to do and you know, friend of the show. Oh absolutely. Kosanost or friend of the show. Pro-Mafia this show is. The underground facility reminded me because this will be a

recommend for Sputacular month. Have you guys seen that Brian Cox, Emile Hirsch movie Autopsy of Jane Doe? I have. It's pretty good. It's a good fucking movie, man. And that's like a Brian Cox and email Hirsch are like a father's son morticians. That's the word I was looking for.

What are they fucking the bodies? No, no fucking the bodies, man. But they have like, it's like a house and then underneath the house is the mortuary. It's like a small town kind of thing. And who's fucking the bodies? No one. No one. I mean, go there. No, it's a movie. That's what they do in movies.

Eric's watching Sleepless in Seattle. He's like, all right, who's fucking the bodies? Is Tom Hanks fucking the bodies? He's just staying at the graveyard? I mean, it's a movie? Someone's got to be fucking the... Is it Meg Ryan? Eric was removed from the latest screening of Abdul and the Queen.

He was like, who's fucking the body? He was also removed from that screening of the killing fields. Judy Dench counts as a body in this short. Oh, good God. Oh, don't bother with it. Victorian Abdul, by the way. That movie is one of those. It's this like popular subgenre.

Oh, the white ladies dealing with Indian people? It's old English people terrified of Indian people until they realize that they're not subhuman creatures and befriend them. It makes sense because we've gone from early freers to late freers to stupid freers. And the last like four movies he's made are fucking stupid. Florence Foster fuckface.

I'm looking at you. Stupid freers. And it's going to mean, that movie's going to be nominated for a million Oscars because she does realize that England Indian people actually have hearts and souls and whatever else. Oh, yeah. It's brilliant.

Brilliant movie. It's like a prequel, the best exotic Mary Gold Hotel. Oh, is that right? I don't know. Sorry, I always have to fart when somebody says that. Mary Gold Hotel?

Yeah, people are fucking bodies in that. Yeah, Bill Nye. He's fucking getting it wet in that movie. Who's buddy? My fucking tell me whose buddy you want me to fuck. Oh, fuck this body in his disgusting fucking hotel.

Are you ready for my body? Hey, don't but tell what's me. Serious question. Does he take like a little wooden spoon and tape it to his dick to keep... Because it was injured in the war? No, because don't tell me, Bill Nye's staying hard for a prolonged period of time.

Maybe it's a hunch. Maybe it's a hunch, you know? You might be right. Some old men, but this guy, I don't know. All right, that's fair. We'll have to ask him. I think it's a wooden spoon taped on there. Some Viagra, some Alestra,

and then he's ready to go. This Dr. Chamberlain, by the way, and this is the guy that we were saying looks like Kyle McLaughlin is like stabbed in the shoulder with scissors and goes down for the count and I was like, that's lame. And then Dr. Giggles, the film was like,

no, no, Andrew, just wait a moment. And Dr. Giggles like powers up so, is this, he gets like electro-padded? Oh, right, he gets, doesn't he blow, no, no, I'm sorry, he gets the, oh no, it's the blood pressure pad, right? Oh my God, this dude fucking gets taught a lesson in that.

Speaking of last week, he turns into a feeble a bit. He turns into a puppet. He does kind of, it's a little like puppet face. He almost looks like a centobite. He looks like if you left the pill raisers for no reason. He looks like if you left the Pillsbury doughboy out in the hot sun. Oh, yeah. Get baked.

Hoohoo, I'm turning gray. So it's a big, but Joe is our officer Joe, of course. Officer Joe is our hero because he is the only one in the town that believes Dr. is a threat, the chief is like, for some reason, drop it. It's like, why? Yeah. He goes to the hospital. And Jennifer is there. She's about to get operated by Dr. Giggles. Joe saves her. Like, not more,

then he stumbles upon Dr. Gilles' waiting room of the macabre. That's, it was kind of a cool thing, man. So, because in these slasher movies, you're like, where is he putting all the bodies? Jason, very lazy. We're just throwing them in the woods. You know, a bog of some kind. But this is like, he has made this waiting room. Like Dougie Doug's corpse is reading a magazine?

Kind of cool. That would take Dr. Gould's a long time to do. Yeah, well, he was watching the Beetlejuice scene and was like doing a right, correct, the right way. One of them is dressed up like a football player. So, but Officer Joe stumbles in. He fights Dr. Giggles. He saves Jennifer's life. Her boyfriend kind of shows up at this point.

He shows up right after. Yeah. And at some point, like, he falls down and he goes, and he's like out of the movie entirely. He like breaks his arm or something and like Jennifer's been like she's got a heart condition she's like been prodded by Dr. Giggles for an hour She walked in on that orgy a few minutes ago.

And she's like taking Max by his hand No no no she's dead. She's just dead She's been dead by now. In the rescue scene for this when Joe comes in Great thing is Dr. Giggles is throwing hearts at him. Oh right because he's got this pot of hearts. Yeah, from his pot of hearts. But these are recent hearts, Chris.

These are the hearts of everyone that was a victim so far. Dougie Doug. The other ones went bad. All the other ones went bad. At some point, Dr. Giggles uses the paddles on Jennifer because then, like, I think it's Max, or is it Officer Joe? Someone does CPR. Officer Joe.

Because, I mean, look at that, and this movie should end with Jennifer and Officer Joe. Right. Not going off together romantically, but like, wow, we've been through it. Surviving. Surviving. And you know what? I think it's interesting because I think we sort of kept this. Out of the picture until now, and I think it's an important detail to bring in.

Officer Joe happens to be African-American. Yes. And you know what the movie thinks about this? The hero of the film? This dude is not only fucking set on fire, but a bone saw is shoved into his spine. He is killed four times. Killed four times over Cheaton Max. He was slack-jawed over watching the fucking saxophone get blown.

Cheatin' Max. That dog. He's been, just like Kristen Stewart, he'll cheat again. Once a cheater, oh, his cheater takes one to no one. You can do better, Jennifer. You can do better. Oh, wait, a possible love interest is a black guy. Go back to cheat and Max.

Because the movie's like, oh, course correction. That's just locker room talk Max was doing. Officer Joe applied to be in one of my buildings. I put a C on his application. it's for cop cop yeah good call

it's for cop oh the president's a racist so yeah so officer Joe is murdered four times before he hits the ground it's fucking horrible hit by a golf club oh right into a window

where his gut would have been stabbed open he would have got Tony Goldwyn and that's a fucking bad line too because Dr. Giggles is like time to do the thing the doctors do best and fucking pulls a golf club out of a bag

at a certain point Dr. Eagles just gets a gun and that's going to do Doctor Eel's like you know what dude Dr. Buds be damned If we're going to continue

the doctor thing you should run someone over with a BMW Yeah there you go That's actually true While high on his own Kuelud supply He's like firing wildly

And like I think he gets Joe with one of the bullets Joe I think gets shot And then he gets set on fire Yeah oh he's totally set on fucking fire dude. Nobody runs to put him out because they've

already gone. Except for Dr. Giggles who puts him out only to put a bone saw in his spine. This is the death Dr. Giggles should get. You should get, like, you tap the body 50 times. But the house is on fire at this point because Joe is killing Dr. Giggles. He's like,

oh, you enjoy yourself's white couple. Oh, I got it. And then this is where I feel, because I was totally on board with this movie until he because this is like this is the end of the movie the house fucking explodes and you're like all right cool that's the practical effect it's the 90s and we love to blow up houses in movies dr giggles was also electrocuted at one point there was right there's the end yeah is it right no that's the very very right so we're at the hospital now the house blows up you think dr giggles is dead and now jennifer's getting her procedure oh right she's actually having the thing done and then dr giggles comes in and he's like his face is all fucked up and this doctor is like, his other doctor's like, who are you?

And he's like, I'm her doctor. And I was like, no, no, no, no. You don't let a person with a fucked up face like that and I'm operating. No, wait for me to do my bits. Yes, exactly. He stares there while he takes out the prop fucking chest.

His dead ringer instruments. Yeah, one after the other. And then finally finds the one to kill this doctor with. Yeah. And he puts it through his face. Right. Oh, right.

He's like made his own medical tools and whatnot. Carrot top of surgery. No, it really is like dead ringers. He is. Like, there's a separate Larry Drake who's like a more swinging dick type guy. I like this.

But he's the genius and he can do this stuff. So then like Jennifer gets off the table and whatnot and winds up like electrocuting Dr. Giggles. He gets up again. She puts water over the floor. He steps in it and she uses the paddles on it, which is pretty good. You know what, Steve, that should do it though.

Motherfucker gets up again. Yeah. And she takes one of these tools and like shoves it in his face and finally this dude is fucking done she has the unfortunate move of doing the old take two and call me in the morning

and all let's all relax that belongs to Arnold Schwarzenegger granted that movie wouldn't come out for another six years but still it only took three tries to kill Dr. Giggles but Officer Joe had to have more but to be fair and I got this from the novelization

because Dr. Eagles novelization yeah Dr. Dr. Giles is stabbed in the heart, and then he looks at the camera, and he does actually say in the movie, oh, is there a doctor in the house? Yeah. But the novelization, which I'll pull open here, and then he died, for there were no doctor puns left to me. It was beautifully written in the novel. Do you think that he would have lived if Jennifer didn't steal, take two, and call me in the morning?

I guess if he had one more, like a cat. It makes them powerless. Like, you have to, like, grab the puns from his mouth before you could say them. Yes. Right? Okay. I like this. It's weird.

This is weirdly like the studio cut of Night of the Living Dead. Like the black guy and the heroin are like left in there to die while the white couple goes off and is fine. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And so we get a little like little button on everything here. Cliff DeYoung has survived the night. Thank God.

Jennifer has heart surgery. She's like, she's barely breathing. Clifty Young comes in. His side is all thing. And then Mark has this. little dinky arm cast and I'm like get the fuck out of here man he's got a dinky arm cast and he's like hungover he's mostly hungover I think but then this is so stupid man because they start making out and like the EKG meter's going shut up also by the way you still cheated on me that had nothing

to do with dr giggles in case you're wondering also by the way good luck to cliff de young on getting late again because wait okay so your wife died we don't know how we don't we don't we know says that in the movie, right? No, that's just she went routine surgery. Yeah, Jennifer says she went in for routine surgery. And there you go, right. Yeah, that's a good line. And then this girlfriend, you know,

soon-to-be wife, presumably, also dies. Right. Well, you can chalk that up to Dr. Giggles, though. Clifty Young and the Black Widow. They call that a tarantula. Clifty Young has tarantula. I like it.

Now, I wasn't looking at the screen this point, what with it being Dr. Giggles? And I knew the movie was over. But does the heart monitor, do the little heart waves start turning into hearts? No, no, it goes faster. Oh, you're acting like this movie's above that. It's just going faster because she's getting horny.

Right, yeah. And then we cut to nothing, which brings to mind the most important question. How was there not a sequel to this movie? I have no idea. I agree with you. There should be. Like, what, did the rights fall into limbo? Who the fuck owns Dr. Giggles? Let's get on it. It's a good, It's a good premise. It was a fun performance.

It's a fun movie. It should have had two to three bad sequels. Exactly. Well, oh, maybe because Larry Drake did Darkman right after this. Maybe it was just too long. Oh. Maybe he was filled up. He had his streak then.

Dark Man, Dark Man 2, Dark Man 3. L.A. Law. Which ones Die, Dark Man Die? I think that's three. Third one. Yeah. I think that's a third one. Yeah.

And it's Arnold Vuzulu. Yes. He takes over the role. Oh, right. and three from Liam Neeson. Francis, my faces looks like garbage, but don't worry about it. They're going to take you.

I'm Darkman. Darkman, that was another show research evening at the old W.H.M. I like Darkman. And I like Larry Drake and Darkman. Yeah. Would anybody recommend this movie? I would, yeah. I am shocked. I'm actually kind of glad that there's no sequel. We're

going through these stupid Nightmare and Elm Street movies. Yes. Imagine it was just Nightmare and Elm Street. Just imagine. What a world. Hey, you know what? What a world. I think that this is kind of that I mean not this is on par with Nightmare but it's just a fun one and done and it's like the only one you have to ever worry about

you watch Dr. Giggles you have seen Dr. Giggles you probably enjoyed yourself Yeah and I actually kind of like the fact that I agree I recommend it It's like the fact that they do throw all the like camera tricks they can in there Yeah it gives it some flavor

And it like it keeps you going with it Even when the kills are kind of limited Yeah I mean well there's 17 The body count was 17 wow, that's not bad. It's a high body count. It's just clearly, like, fairly censored. Yeah, I would recommend it as well. I would say, after you watch it, listen to that one Dr. Octagon album, because he samples a bunch of shit from us.

Oh, right. It's so good. Yeah, I would totally recommend this movie. It is totally bizarre, though, to watch something like this, and there's just not more of it. Yeah. I can't remember the last time that happened. It feels like a franchise. Oh, yeah, because, I mean, shit, a fucking crazy doctor, that's easy enough to do. too, man. You can have all sorts of

copycat killers. You could raise him from the debt. You could do anything. Has there ever been a friend? I'm thinking now, is there a franchise of crazy doctor? Like The dentist, which that's two, right? Yeah. Yes. But like that wasn't as pop. I think this made more money than the dentist did. I don't know. I'm not

box office Joe or whatever the fuck. Joe Blow or whatever the box office. I guess that's what it is. Hey, a box office, Joe. I'm going to tell you what sank and swam this week. The international box office is eating us alive. That's Dr. Giggles, directed by Mani Koto.

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