We Hate Movies - S8: The Nexus 21 - "Tomorrow is Yesterday" / "Heart of Glory" (CLIP)

Episode Date: May 23, 2018

On this month's adventure through the Nexus, the gang chats about two pretty excellent episodes of Trek, almost forcing a tie for the first time in show history!  First up on TOS, the episode in question is "Tomorrow is Yesterday," which originally aired on January 26th, 1967. Here, we find... OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! If you wanna give our Star Trek podcast, The Nexus a spin, be sure to go check out our Patreon! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Because, like, they're showing them around the ship or some shit, and Kirk's like taking them into the turbo lift or whatever, which I always love the TOS turbo lift because you got a whole on to that lever, like it's the old timey subway, which is great. kind of makes sense but also like I was thinking about this in this episode specifically where no one like you're just in this enormous ship and like they're getting hit and nobody has any seat belts whatsoever or anything to hold on to like everyone just rattling around like fucking jigsaw pieces they should like make everything like cushioned yes like it's like oh dude it's like a bed ship right carpeting everywhere I would say take out the middle man oh that's that's pretty good Jim boy yeah I'll get on a bed ship Get that sativa nonsense.

Get some of that Romulan mescaline going. Oh, yeah. The good thing, Jim, is we're already wearing pajamas all the time. I mean, I, wait, you guys sleep in these outfits, right? I do. Wait a minute. You're trying to tell me that every date of this mission thus far, you're wearing underwear underneath these things.

What a waste of time. Am I? Wait, 400 people of this ship, Jim Boy. I'm the only one freeballing. I for one love the smell of vinegar. I thought we were all familiar. But I really feel like every single episode someone should be getting their head jammed

into the side of a console and getting murdered accidentally. Because it just rattled around on there. Well, I think that's what a lot of these extras are doing. You never see an extra fall down on the bridge. Jim, you hit a gopher up there and now 15 people are dead below deck. The Enterprise's HR manager must be in hell.

Oh, that dude hates his job. No, but the thing I was saying is so they're taking this guy around the ship and they pass by a woman officer. Yes. And she's like, oh, hi, Captain. And he's like, hello. And then the guy... The dude, he's fucking horny is shit.

Dude, it's awesome because he's just like, a woman. And then, God bless, terrible 1960s television. The score just goes... Like a fucking sex hole. But here's the thing. That's fine. Like it's not great, but it's fine. But the subplot of this episode is the most misogynist thing that this show has done to date, which is the sexy woman computer that they have. Oh, dude. That ruins everything. Oh, so it's like they went to some like star base or some planet to get some upgrades and ship, Kirk is like, and the thing that was really fucked up is this way station was completely run by women. And there's, decided to play a game. And, like, every time he talks to the computer, it's like, oh, don't you want some hot hunk of man? And she, like, the computer giggles.

But, like, look, I know it's a good thing to give the Lebanese electronics shop your business. I get that. You got to take something like this to the geek squad. Don't go to some random planet to get it fixed. Get the fucking federation to fucking give you a new fucking. Or an alternate example to say the same thing. when Steve needs new headphones and instead of going to Best Buy

he goes to one of those like bootleg electronic stores in Manhattan and buys one for $10. And what happens, Steve? They break before you get it out of the box. They break immediately. They do. You got to go to Best Buy.

But it's just... Got to beam up some geeks. But it's like, I'm having sex with my computer because the computer wants to have sex with him. Right. It's like her. It's a plot of her. Yeah, exactly.

It's very flirty. You're dating your computer? What of it? Rooney Mara's like, what? Rudy Mara beams on board for a second. I'm going to hit it and then hit the escape key. Amy Adams shows up. Are you sure you don't want to sleep with me?

Escape is not working. Control alt, delete. Control alt, delete. Oh no. Spock, bring up the task bar. You know,