We Hate Movies - S8: WHM On-Screen: Avengers: Infinity War

Episode Date: May 3, 2018

On this very special WHM On-Screen, it's WHM: Civil War as the gang squares off over the latest—and largest—entry into the MCU, Avengers: Infinity War! Was Thor & Rocket's storyline secretly the best Thor movie ever made? Who saw Doctor Strange awesomely getting this much screen time? And why are we wasting so much time on Vision, a character who had already accepted his own death? PLUS: Ya think Thanos needs intergalactic Cialis? Avengers: Infinity War stars Robert Downey Jr. Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Benedict Cumberbatch, Don Cheadle, Tom Holland, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Bettany, Elizabeth Olson, Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Danai Gurira, Letitia Wright, Dave Bautista, Zoe Saldana, Josh Brolin, Chris Pratt, Karen Gillan, Tom Hiddleston, Idris Elba, Peter Dinklage, Benedict Wong, Pom Klementieff, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Gwyneth Paltrow, Benicio Del Toro, William Hurt, Tom Vaughan-Lawlor, Carrie Coon, Winston Duke; directed by Anthony Russo & Joe Russo. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgum podcast. Welcome to WHM on screen, everybody. I am Andrew Jupyton alongside Steve Sadat, Chris Cabin, Eric Siska. Yes, we are here to talk about Avengers colon, Infinity War. So right up front, spoilers ahead. So if you care about that, which you should, see the movie first and then visit this. It's not going anywhere, you know what I mean? If you're a person, you've seen this movie.

No, I just mean like everyone's seen this movie A lot of people have seen this movie Oh, I'm not saying you're a bad person If you haven't seen it I'm just being like Just the math is against you here I mean you've got to see it sooner Or it's gonna be out of theaters like this weekend But people are already spoiling the shit out of this movie

There's like everywhere Can I just say you can't spoil this movie Because none of this movie fucking matters There you go There's the real one Resetting in the next movie It's so obvious You could write it right now

It was made to be memed let's do a round around where we think about it a letter grade let's start with a letter grade a letter grade okay like i'll say like a b minus i would i would go to a solid b actually i think it's i i've been wrestling with this movie i'm i'm landing on a b right now but depending on what the next movie is which is going to inform what this movie is yeah that could either go to a b plus or a c see that's just like the social network it's because once the sequel comes out i can't wait it's then i'll know what i'll know what feel about this.

Because it's not a complete movie. That's why it's hard to rate it because they just ended at that, and it's just like, okay. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a D here. Oh, wow. Wow. I'm just a solid D. I will, I'm C plus, I guess. C plus. Okay. I do. There's stuff I like

about this movie. I like seeing a bunch of these characters. I do like seeing some of them cross over and it's fun, but I feel like there's just so much going on. Like we cut back, like we cut to something and then 45 minutes later we cut back to like Ironman. I forgot that was even happening. You forgot that Iron Man was in the movie? I forgot that he was on this ship and shit. Like there's too much going on.

It's a whole season of television condensed into two and a half hours. That's what these movies have been for a while. They're just TV show. It's just a TV show that comes out in the movie. That's not entirely true, though. There are good ones. Like Black Panther is not that. Sure.

Dr. Strange isn't really that. Ant Man is not that. I would even argue Iron Man 3 is not that. My big beef with this movie that I've been kind of mulling over is, like, the consequences of the previous movies aren't felt in this one. You know what I mean? Like, whatever the fuck happens in Ragnarok, those, we cut to that thing already in progress. Everybody's dead and, like, dying. And I mean, like, it's a stark way to start your movie, but at the same time, like, it's not, it's not like, you know what I mean?

It's not like, wow, what are, wow. So, like, Asgard is done for, like, you kind of left. the movie like so is Asgard done for is it not right I mean like summer will plant a wizard tree in the next move I'm sure I but yeah I think that that's it but I don't know I actually like I felt like this is a really this is the most comic bookie this has ever been and I guess that's my whole thing about you're like oh it doesn't matter because everything's going to get a raise what the fuck do you think comic books are no I know but that's why see I'm not I understand that and I understand this movie is doing it's actually being faithful to the books I guess sure it's

just that's what a comic book is and it's not for everyone. I've never felt it so self-aware of that fact as it is in this movie to me. But I mean this is like the frivolousness of it like it's just both I mean we'll get to the ending which is a major point for me. But like I felt it all over this thing where I was just like this I mean I guess like this is really I mean everybody gave shit to that Brody piece but like it is true like this is a both a commercial for the next movie and what came before even though, as you said, yeah, like Thor Ragnarok, like Dr. Strange even, like whatever was coming from those movies here, it seems like it was just the character and the settings. It wasn't really like anything emotional or anything other

than Tony Stark. My, I don't want to cut you. No, no, no. I don't want you. No, I didn't. I mean, I guess I agree with what you're saying. I think to a degree there's some stuff there from Dr. Strange as well, though. I was actually kind of surprised that there's as much Dr. Strange in this movie as they turned out to be.

Which I thought was great. That's one of my favorite Marvel movies. Just because it's so different and you get some of those visuals in this movie when he gets all like multiple man, which is great. When he fights, Thanos, it's awesome.

I was waiting for the mirror dimension or whatever. I love Dr. Strange. It almost happens. Then Thanos like smashed it. I was like, no, get in there. Get in there. Come on.

Get, do shit in there. Make a fucking street bend over itself. See that Purple Ape like 50 times over in a mirror. Totally. What I mean by the most comic book, I don't just mean comic, specifically I mean like crossover event comic. That's what this is. And it's in a real mode of like you get all of the universe together and everybody's fighting this one threat.

And then in issue three, there's a plot to us. Issue five, somebody dies and issue seven, they're alive again. But the thing is the difference is the consequences don't, you don't have the rest of the 12 issues of like just Spider-Man. and like he's going you know what I mean like whatever that's the problem with these not the problem with these movies but that's sort of like the trapping of the movie is like civil war would be a big event comic and there would have been like 12 issues of Avengers between it and you would see what what Captain America is up to what everybody's up to

and then the next big event would have what we go from big event to big event it's like they bit off more than they could chew if it would almost be better if it was four and a half hours yes yeah absolutely 100% I'd sit down with that I wasn't I wasn't looking at my watch I mean like I enjoy this runtime that's the one thing I will give it. I think it's an incredible work of pacing and of editing. Absolutely. I wasn't bored at all. I don't mean that dismissively.

I do think it's nice to look at. We've been shitting on Ftenos for years on the show. I think he looked good. He looked like Shrek, but he looked good. I think they pulled it off though. He looked way better than I thought but man, it was kind of hard for me to sit through all this sad Thanos. No, no, no, no.

This was why I was like, are you fucking serious guys? He's not menacing. I think he's pretty menace. I don't mean he is really at all. Well, because you're a big fucking tough guy. I felt he was like one of the most... Hey, you come down here with that clotland. That's what I'm talking about. Come down here, pussy. Let me see your glove. Oh, nice rings. Nice. So jewelry on your oh my God. The last

Infinity Stone is in Bensonhurst and Thanos has to get it. Well, that's what part of this movie also feels like. Oh, no, they have all these tiny bats. They're going to hit me with them. Okay, so, like, it's just like, it feels like this movie kind of rushes a little bit because it's just like, Thanos realizes he doesn't have all his Jewels for the big parties. It's like, oh, I got to wear. Yeah, what am I going to wear? Oh, my God.

I better get over to fucking nowhere fast. Shit. You know, that collector, he is just a bitch. So he murders Benicio, right? I mean, that's an illusion. They imply it because, but that's like a fantasy. So you don't really know You assume he's part of the wreckage

Yeah He is laid waste to that dude's garage I don't know if he squished his head like a bug I just I would kind of like that scene where he goes to that planet Hollywood he fucking kick He punts Howard the duck into the moon Dude I thought that was gonna like

Howard the duck like as voiced by Seth Green Like runs over something And Thanos just chokes it out And then cut to Thanos eating a roasted duck How cool would that be? I would like of that. And that's what, honestly, what works, what I think

works here, is humor. Like, I laugh. Oh, of course. I'm laughing the whole movie. Pretty consistently in this movie. Yeah, it doesn't get too grim. And I mean, even when it's grim, you've had like two hours and ten minutes of more or less, like

laughs. Pretty regular laughs. I do think that that works more here than even in Ragnarok, where it's almost at the expense of the story. It fits within the story. Yeah, that was, I did, I should say I rewatched all of these movies like a fucking total loser before this came out

and one thing, I liked Ragnarok more the second time around, but there was that thing of like, this movie is stopping dead so we can tell some jokes. Yes. This is like the humor more like a Guardians type tone where like everything is continuing on and you're laughing while it's happening.

That was also part of the problem because like when we have the Guardians of the Galaxy in this movie and then we cut away, I'm like I'd rather be watching the Guardians of the Galaxy. Do you want to watch that Peter Dinklage? You know, I didn't mind it. I didn't mind it because I think it's... I laughed for five minutes of this happened.

Space blacksmiths? I'll allow it. I liked the character idea. He looks stupid. Why does he have to look like Sweetums from the Muppets? It's fucking awful. It's so bad. And this was like...

Because he's big? It was, yeah. When they film him from behind and he's just kind of lumbering and he's got the long hair and he's dressed like hair. and he's dressed like Hagrid. It's Sweden's from the Muppet Show. My wife, she was watching and they're like, Thor says,

we need a dwarf. She's like, that's Peter Dinklish. 100%. There's no fucking way. That's not Peter Dinklage. I told him. It should have been John Lise Davis. Oh, that would have been pretty great.

But that's the thing, though, this movie, and I mean, to this movie's credit, it moves into a lot of different directions, but the Thor angle is a really cool fantasy movie, honestly. Like, you know what I mean? That's a good Thor movie. This is the best Thor movie by a mile. Him and Rocket,

It's awesome. I'm way in on that. I thought it was pretty cool the Grutes being the axe handle. Yes. That was awesome. It was like a, that whole thing is a really great sequence.

Those universes, him and Guardians meshes extremely well as far as the tones go. Yeah. They're visiting the same planets. And Gunn and Waititi have very similar sensibilities as far as their tones go. I think you mean Gunn and Kenneth Brana. man those first two Thor movies yeah trash I did like them better

when I rewatched them recently yeah because they're trash weaker I was rewatching part of a Captain America First Avenger the other day on television that's a great movie and by the way amazing to see Red Skull come back as the fucking like a bridge troll

telling you to answer me these questions three I like that part totally not Hugo weaving though really yeah he said no dice Because he had said years ago that he would never play the Red Skull again because he hated, like, the makeup. So this is just, it's just some dude, but thankfully it's under a Red Skull mask. And a cloak. Yeah.

Like, I really like that. You would never guess that guy fought World War II. You would always just be like, oh, that's just an ancient ghost. What planet is? You know what Germany is? I used to live there anyway. We're on a different planet. You want the Soulstone.

You have to kill someone. I really liked every stone is guarded by Nazis. Sorry, are you really like? I really liked the Red Skull. I like the idea that, like, that's like your hell. That's where you're banished is you just stay out there. I absolutely hated the Gomorrah scene. I think that, I mean, like, I think that that's trying.

I mean, I don't think some emotional stuff falls flat. That falls a little bit more flat than it should, even though it's kind of like... Because, like, I don't believe for a fucking minute Gamora doesn't know what he's about to do. I really don't. And I don't believe Thanos would be that so sentimental about it. Yeah. But then again, I don't know the character

very much because it only appeared at the fucking end screens of a couple movies. Well, that's what, like, I appreciated the fact that they make him something more than just a mustache twirling, tying people to train tracks villain. I do like that, but they go too far with it to the point where like everything about him,

they try to make sympathetic. Everything. To the point, I was leaving the movie. thinking like Thanos was the good guy you know like he's I mean you know the balance of the universe yeah like the genocide you know but it's it's fair

it's fair it's totally fair man they just wipe people out of existence it doesn't even look that bad please turn me and dad I've said it twice on the train this week in my brain Thanos snap your fingers honestly that's my new that's my new mantra that's my new Jesus take the wheel

Thanos snap your fingers get these fuckers out of here that's how Iger gets you. Best case scenario, you get rid of them. Worst case scenario, I'm gone. It's all fine. We should also mention that Loki dies. I guess Loki and Gomorrah might be the deaths that still. But we'll

see. Well, we will see. I mean, I would be totally fine with Gamora being totally dead because that Guardian history is, well, yeah, sure. He's a bachelor in real life now, too. Oh, yeah, Thanos killed Anna Faye. No, just like, there's

You need the house bunny stone? There's so many characters that have been part of the Guardians of the Galaxy. There's tons of shit that's unexplored there. People can come in and knock one off. That's totally fine with me. And I think what's her face is a good character to, uh, ba, blah, blah, bu, nebula. Yeah, nebula's cool. And mantis is fantastic.

I really like mantis. Oh, yeah, I like mantis. Um, I mean, like, and there's some stuff that works here, something that doesn't work. I'm not the biggest fan of the Peter Quill freak out. Like, we're about to get the glove off and he had to go faked it up. It's a narrative contrivance and it's really sticking. Makes no sense. I mean, I just, I didn't believe it.

And, like, that's the thing is, like, I'm the person who goes along with everything. Whatever you want to fucking throw. What the fuck? What the, dude, Eric, call down to hell. Ask him what the temperature is because it just fucking froze over. Are you kidding me? Dude, you were voted one of the most contrarian film critics of all time. Hold on a second.

Hell has me on hold right now. Yeah. I mean, they do that down there. No, but what are you going with the flow with? No, I'm just, like, if that's what you want to tell me, I'm not going to judge you for making that jump. Sure, sure. Yes, I agree with that. But, like, all of this, like, when Dr. Strange says, like, I've looked at all the outcomes and it's just one way, I'm like, okay, well, that's your cutoff moment right there.

Also, that explains what's happening in the next movie. Yeah, and I'm like, well, then what the fuck, who is, why aren't you all just asking, hey, Dr. Strange, what do I have to fucking do? I don't think that a big hole like that would be allowed to exist without a reason for it. You know what I mean? It is. It's kind of hard to really figure out everything that's going on to this movie without knowing

what they intend to have shit to do. It's kind of annoying because I now know in the second movie it's going to be like, Captain American Iron Man learning to work together again. Oh, isn't that great? They're going to both die. Yes, they're going to die and sacrifice themselves. The time stone will be.

be used and everyone will be back to life because they're fucking obviously doing Black Panther too. Well, yes. I mean, and Spider-Man too as well. And Doctor Strange too. Yeah, we'll see about Dr. Strange. I don't know if that. It made 50 million more globally than one of the Guardians

Oh, okay. So it's big. It's a big boy. They just haven't gotten around to making a big deal about it at Comic I mean, they have a bunch of, they've scheduled that thing to shit. If you look at that calendar, it's just like unnamed thing and those are clearly the sequels. But I mean, I mean, like, here's the thing.

And I mean, I kind of agree. And I was sort of like, I was feeling closer to a sea afterwards. Yeah. But I just sort of started thinking, like, I don't know, like, they can go in a lot of different directions. Like, if they, if this erasing of this problem is fun and cool and, like, maybe we're doing some alternate reality stuff, maybe we're doing, like, some, like, you know, post-apocalyptic shit. Like, you know, we cut, like, six months later or a year later, and, like, everyone's got

weird gray beards for some reason yeah like we there's who knows what it's going to be so i mean and that's to your point they should have called it infinity war part one and i would have cared a lot you know what i'd been like knowing that i'm going into a deathly hollow situation crazy that we're have to wait till may they should release it at christmas but i guess that would i don't know no that a captain marvel is going to explain it and that's in march yes that's that's the end thing is like captain marvel's going to show up which it's going to be fun i mean i don't know i'm see the thing is you got to get like a casual movie goer sure that doesn't go to every Marvel movie

is going to be totally lost of you. You have to, like, go through an index. But I don't, wait, wait, wait, sorry. Totally lost about what? What, why to care about these characters? But if you, all right, but, but this is, this was a question I was actually legitimately asking myself as this movie was coming out.

Like, at this point, do you honestly think that anybody out there was like, ah, a night at the movie theater? What should I go see? You know there are old people, right? Yeah. Dude, I didn't see a single old person. I just think like

this is the big thing of all of this stuff like why would you go in not knowing what this is. Because it's the biggest thing in the world. Not everybody suffers from crippling fucking FOMO like you do. Are you kidding me? Did you see how much it made? Like this

a lot of fucking people. Yes and those people have all been going to these movies for 10 years. It's not people off the street going, what's an Iron Man? I don't see this movie. That doesn't fucking happen. No way. Maybe they saw Iron Man.

Maybe they saw a couple of them. But I don't think all these people are, I've seen the fucking 19 movies that came before. But why is that, why is that the problem of the people making this movie? But why is it a prerequisite, you know? Because these are sequels, man. I guess. I mean, you can just pop in. I can just fucking sit down and watch Batman Returns.

Sure. That's true. I don't need fucking anything. You don't need your handheld. Yeah. And like, but this is, you can't, the thing is, it's, it's, it's, it's, flawed because you're doing a sequel of 19 movies. Yes, exactly.

I mean, that's just the way it is. And it's a fun enough movie. There's definitely moments of it that I do like. And I had fun enough time at the movies, to be honest with you. No, totally. I just think it's the farthest thing from the filmmaker's minds, what of the people who haven't seen all these movies? And I kind of feel

like most of what gets you through these movies, for better is how strong the characters are, I think, and the actors behind them. Like, you know what I mean? The second they show Captain America, even though he, I need, I need, he's got nothing to do in this movie.

He's got nothing to do in this movie. He's one of my favorite characters. That's very disappointing. Him, Black Widow and Falcon, I need a scene of them like making dinner in a bunker being like, wow, we've got nothing to do. Holy shit, Scarlet Witch is in trouble. Let's go save them.

That's what I need. If you wanted to go to this movie because you like the Hulk, guess what? That one shot in the trailer wasn't in the film. What was with that? Because there's no, there's no Hulk. Yeah, exactly. But also, but that's one of my other big, huge problems is the, that is another narrative contrivance that has, it's never explained, it's like, oh, he can't be the Hulk, why he doesn't want to be the Hulk?

I don't know. Has that ever happened in the comic? Probably. Does he talk to it like that? I'm not the worst. No, and like, I know, I got you. And how does that come into, like, why didn't that come up at all in Thor Ragnarok, like at the end of it? Like, it just doesn't make any sense to me.

I would just like more time for these characters to breathe. so that I can understand more of what's going on with more of all this. But you can't do that because you've got too much going on. I want the scene between, because there's only that one exchange between Bruce Banner and the Black Widow. Like that needs to be a scene. And like in those crossover comics, that scene would happen. It would be they would go to get, they would like go to get bullets for a gun.

And in getting that, they would have a conversation where it's like at the bullet commissary. Yeah, they'd be like, oh, what have you been up to? Do we like each other? Do we not like each other? Whatever that is, I want that scene. But that touches on, because then I know, I'm like, well, by the end of this, when it's just the original Avengers plus Rocky Raccoon. And, like, I think Denei Guerrera from Black Panther.

Yeah, she's still kicking around. And she's still there. But, like, I know that they're going to, that's going to be dealt with in that movie. And up to your point where you were saying, like, I'm interested to see where, like, how they, you know, deal with it coming back? Like, is it going to be six years earlier when you come back? I don't want to leave a movie just thinking about what's going to happen next. I want to think of what the fucking movie was.

And, like, the ending to me, I was just like, I'm not kidding you, I was laughing the whole time. Because I'm like, are you fucking, like, they make it so serious. Like, Spider-Man's, I'm so sorry. I'm going to die. You're coming back. But, dude, Cabin, what are you talking about? It is silly. I mean, I know he doesn't know that.

I know he doesn't know that he's coming back. But so that's the character being a character. How is that a problem? But that was a choice they also made. It wasn't just to be like, like, like, drag's like, oh, and then he's gone. That's the dumb part. And that's, I was saying, it's kind of like in zombie movies where, like, the time it takes you to turn from being big varies, depending upon how big of a character you are. Because he's the only one that gets.

a speech. Everybody else just disintegrates for the most part. Like, Quill is a little bit got something when he's going. Yeah. But Spider-Man's like feeling pain. And like, and cute Groot saying goodbye to rocket. I mean, I think that that's kind of, it's a war movie in a lot of ways and that's he's little

Jimmy that gets shot. But that's, that's, these characters don't know what is happening to them. Dude, the fact that you were like mad that these characters are like, well, fuck it, I'll be right back. Well, no, it's like. They don't know that. No, that's not what I'm pissed off.

It's the treatment of it. It's sentimental as hell. It is. What do you want the Benny Hill theme song playing? That would be a very interesting choice. No, it wouldn't. You'd be sitting there like, what was that about? By the way, the battle in Wakanda, totally fucking useless.

I didn't need to be in the movie. I didn't need to see mutant dogs. And then, like, Thanos's henchmen, like, coming down. Ill defied. By the way, I would love it. Harry Coon, wasted. When aliens come to Earth for stones or other, I would love it if they had spears and axes to fight with.

It just seemed ridiculous to me. I mean, like, I know, I know. I know, I don't know the source. No, you're right. But I think they are ill-defined. I think that is a problem of the movie. Like, I kind of have black orders like a big thing. And they're like barely naked.

I like the magician enough. And I like Spider-Man and Iron Man killing that dude. But that was really cool. But you don't need all the other henchmen because Thanos, guess what, is enough. Thanos coming. Thanos is enough. Yeah. Those dogs were really stupid

I don't know That gives people stuff to do I like some of the action That happens within those dogs But I agree they're kind of stupid I mean What I was made Like the menace thing

Like and I'm the last one to say That you have to be like you are in the comics Like it has to try But like I was like scared And he's like petty human Like he's actually like dark in evil Phenos Yeah yeah

And like this I was just like Oh he's a big softie Like they're treating him like a big softie Who just has to Do this genocide That's what makes him kind of crazy I mean I like Thanos in the comics I like the thing that they don't do in this

Which you kind of can't do Which is the most interesting part about him Is he's in love with death Like a personification of death Right and that's a very metaphysical weird thing Like he wants to fuck death itself But so and he's doing all this to To impress Madam Death

It's just him trying to impress a lady It's just as stupid I didn't know that. That's the thing. Read a fucking common. How about no? But that's the thing. I guess they normalize him too much.

Like, he's a, these are all weird fucking people with weird hours. But he's crazy. He is, they make him crazy in both. I was, I was going to see this popcorn movie

and suddenly I'm watching downfall. It's like, wow, I guess Hitler was a person. I don't know. I mean, I thought he was fine. But I do think,

like, his reasoning is, It's a bit specious, like, yeah, your planet was overpopulated, maybe Earth's overpopulated. But you took up the whole galaxy. Some of those planets got to be spacious. There's a planet with two guys on it. One guy goes, like, oh, shit, man.

Ted? Where's Ted? Who are you? Also, has anybody done this before? Do you know for sure that's how it works? Yeah, great question. Crazy fucking lunatic. How does he know to unite the infinity stunts like that and do this? Is that a thing?

I don't know. I mean, like maybe something. He read that in a book. Yeah, I don't know. That's, I guess it's just, like, from time immemorial. Yeah, everybody kind of knows about it. The Vision of the Scarlet Witch,

I like those characters. I like those actors. I think it's the ending of, I mean, the whole vision thing also takes a little bit too much time. We're trying to cut his thing out. It's just a, that is useless. It's another shit is using. Because I'm like, he's begging to be killed.

Like, dude, just fucking shoot me in the head. Dana's coming. Look, it's been, it's been a real ride here. I'm a robot. Let's get it over with you. Also, the one stone you've made a huge point of the major center of the movie is the time stone. And I just know he got it. What do you think I'm thinking when you're doing this?

That surprised me a little bit. I was like, of course he was going to fucking just undo this. Yeah, I wasn't there. But I buy that. But the ending of that is very like that second season of Buffy of her like ripping it out and like the monster is coming. She's got to kill him before he goes kind of a thing. Yeah, totally. I mean, I just wanted that dude to drop dead like.

halfway through this movie. Like, it should have been, like, Thanos's first casualty as he gets to Earth or whatever is, his vision and it's done with. I also didn't believe that she wasn't like, oh, the entire fucking, the life of the galaxy is at stake here. Yeah, you're fucking dead. Sorry, dude. Yeah, I mean, you're gone.

The thing is the events of this movie diffuse anything from the second movie. So I, you know, I feel like you just know what's going to happen in the second movie. Yeah. Well, I don't think visions coming back. Well, I mean, fuck Vision. Who cares? I bet you pull that in these voices in some form. But like all those superheroes you like are definitely coming back.

Captain American Iron Man United. It's just like this movie ends with a roadmap. I would just prefer it to keep going and finish it. I would have liked it more. One thing that I, two things. So I had a joke about the Vision and Scarlett, which I will jam it in this episode no matter what. Jamming it and get it done, dude.

Well, I just, I want everyone to have. characters to have that scene that they have in Scotland. You know what I mean? That's what I want for everybody. Like, that's a good scene. And, like, I want maybe like a litany of those one after another and you're just kind of catch up with everybody. But the fact that they're running around, like, he's like 55.

She's like 24. Like, they go to restaurants and like, they're like, oh, is it because my boyfriend's a robot? Is that why you're staring at us? I was like, no, he's, we just try to figure out if he's your dad or not. Like, we don't know. Age gap lovers. They are age gap lovers.

Did they ever explain? Is that just a hologram him actually? looking like Paul Bettany? Yeah, I think that either he can morph or maybe he's just like, I don't know what's going on. I would like that explained. Why don't you, but if you're morpher or whatever the fuck you're doing, dude, how about you morphed that stone with it? Because he's just walking around with this jewel in his forehead.

Well, when he's a human, he doesn't have it on his forehead, right? That's true. Yeah, that's his clip. I was about to say it was on his dick, but fair enough. No, doesn't he? The gems not there. He's like, no, it's, I, I lost it. oh man it like circles around his body goes up his butt

wait am i remembering wrong though do we not see paul bettney with he's as paul bettney and the jewels in his head no it's not he's just regular he's just regular paul bett the whole time in that it comes out at one point oh jesus yeah like i said maybe that's what i was thinking of it was definitely in the restaurant it wasn't apparent at least not to me okay wanda could you rub my bump

rub my bump and it'll make my jewel appear rub my infinity stone now when a vision gets aroused his his jewel starts to glow

yeah that's the thing and the scarlet witch nose to lay her eggs phanos needs to fuck and he needs intergalactic Cialis and that's what the gauntlet is what species is he like I know they

God beings is he the last of his kind yeah of whatever those things So he can't breed? That's why he's adopted. The purple people eaters. The race of purple people eaters. I will say one thing.

And this actually did change my opinion. I was talking to a friend of mine who said that he walked out of this theater and all these kids were crying. Like, you know what I mean? That's insane. It was like Boslerman's Romeo and Juliet in my theater. Really? That's what I'm saying. My theater felt fucking nothing.

But that's why I'm kind of changing my opinion a little bit is because it's not maybe worth 35 year old cynical. dudes but kids are watching like holy shit Bucky is dead Holy shit Spider-Man is dead and they won't know for another year Bucky's dead To be fair yeah you're right no but you know what I mean like some people are moved by this because they can't see the strings They grew up with it they grew up as Andrew was saying it's been 10 years

Exactly so that to that I give it a little bit of leeway Let me dust it off a little bit there for you Because once I heard I heard an ocean of fucking tears behind me That's crazy I'm laughing this whole fucking time And, like, up until he has his big Ozu ending. I turn around, lights go up, I turn around, most of it is middle-aged men. But that's, I mean, but also that you can be affected. I mean, I don't know, but, like, I do feel like I remember seeing Superman foreign theaters,

which is the worst movie anyone's ever made. I wish I grew up now with actual good superhero movies. Right. But when Superman's cape flew off, when a nuclear man beats him up. I cried like a baby and it was like it's one of the biggest pieces of grief

I've ever went through up to this point and I you know what I mean but like I can imagine you see Spider-Man turned to dust it's like oh what the fuck okay but then it's a

either it's a kid's movie or it's not that's fair but it's also listen that's also a new Spider-Man how attached are you there's like a new Spider-Man every other week

I mean I've eradicated two of them already it'd be great if Andrew Garfield came back in the next one what came back came back wrong sometimes dead is better dude that is how you can do

an alternate universe shit though they all just come on screen at the same time and they're looking at each other like wait what Matt Salinger is there if they do that in the next movie A-plus I just think though it's not as black and white as that cabin like I was watching the end of the movie totally with the understanding

of they'll be back don't worry about it and at the same time I was also able to watch the movie and be like, bummer, man. Like, this is, this is fucked up for them. Okay, but they don't treat it like bummer man. They treat it. Because they can't. They're making a fucking movie. Do you know that you watched a movie? They treated

like it's the death of JFK. Like, it's not. Jesus Christ. That's my favorite scene when Ant Man is waving with the is waving. Oh, it was a magic bullet. Oh, Ant Man puts his umbrella up. It was a magic bullet because Ant Man quickly touched it and then it just

moved around. And then killed the present. to Clint Eastwood. Man, fucking poor Jeremy Renner, man. He's like, you know, I could be in that Hulkbuster.

You can get the Hulk out of there, make him the Hulk. I can get inside the Hulkbuster. Maybe you give the Hulkbuster a bow and arrow. Man. I thought they were going to give

him like an Iron Man suit or something. I was certain he was busting out of that thing. I was hoping he'd only appear in the movie at the very end just to disintegrate. Oh, he's at home? He's on his farmhouse. He's like drinking a cup of coffee.

Wait, what? But I also like that, that Hawkeye is the only guy that treated the government with any fucking respect. He's like, well, I'm on house arrest, guys. Like, everyone else is like, fuck the government. Ant Man's running around.

No, Ant Man's also said to be on house arrest. Yeah, but, yeah. Right, so the next movie, I guess we'll have available Hawkeye Ant Man, Captain America, Iron Man. Who, Theo? No, theoretically. I don't know. We don't know how, I mean.

Do you really think they killed characters that weren't on screen? That's a good point. Half the population. By the way, the end credits, I had no. I really, I honestly, because I didn't rewatch these, I kind of forgot Nick Fury was a thing. I was the same thing. It felt weird. It was. He's been

gone for like half a decade. Isn't he barely in Iron Man 3 for like a second towards the end? I don't even remember that. Or am I crazy. I don't remember. I can't remember the last one he's been in. Captain, he's in Winter Soldier is where he totally washes out.

I think he's in Ultron. I thought he's in an Ultron. He dies, but then he comes back to live at the end of it. He's in Ultron Because it's... When the city's, like, going to collapse or whatever, he comes in with the shield ship and that gets them all off the city. So there's that, but which one can... Was Winter Soldier before...

Yeah, Winter Soldier was before Ultron? Yes. So was Ultron the last one? Possibly? I don't remember now. I mean, he's mostly for Avengers. He's definitely not in Civil War, right? Is he that TV shows?

Probably once. No. In the first season, they send the, what is the name, Maria Hill? yes uh colby smolders yeah she's in the show for like a hot second it's too bad they didn't wait long enough for like asian shield and agent carter to just go to netflix yeah i mean one of those those shows are partially bad because they're on ABC yes for sure they're for babies well i mean i don't know i feel like there should have been like the last one just confirming from the tribune he was in age of ultra okay that's last one i don't know i feel like however they play this next one like half the population of the world being gone if you kind of play that up that can be a thing thing you know what I mean that but they have too much to do like is it can I can I ask this question sure how about we just settle okay Thanos you're like what's you know like sure it's a bummer yeah they know snap your fingers right now world mourns we move on you take out half this administration I'm okay apparently depending depending on what happens I didn't I thought I thought

Nick Furia was texting Captain America but I heard it's Captain Marvel yeah he's using So there's your, I guess she's going to be in the 90s. Her movie's all about the 90s. What? Yeah. Sam Jackson is in it. It's a younger Nick Fury. And it takes place in the 1990. That's pretty cool. But she's definitely going to be in this next movie. She's going to be a big

character in the next movie. So that's kind of cool. I mean, that's the thing. It's like we have enough superheroes guys. All I'm talking about is what's about to happen. Like I'm telling you for the fucking greatest crossover of all time, I forgot a huge chunk of this 24 hours. Maybe it's because you were too busy

condescendingly laughing at it to pay attention to it. I couldn't help it. Whoa, the tension right now, dude. I need the fucking infinity tension stone. It's up Thanos's ass, dude. You gotta get up there and get those ass bookers. He's clinching it there. I don't know. I mean, all we've done coming out of these movies is talk about what the next one is. I don't know why this is new to you. No, I hasn't. Like, coming out of Dr. Strange, I was like, that was a really good movie. They didn't split Dr. Strange right in half. It's like, Damarmu didn't get away. You know what I mean? Do you think he's coming back in the next one? Wait, I'm trying to bargain. Get back here. Dermamu, if you help me with Thanos, will let you out on good behavior. Look, you can take one form.

One form, Dormammu. Dormammu, Thanos, has been defeated for three months, and you haven't checked in on your parole officer. No God gas thing. But I don't know, part of me came out of Dr. Strange And I was like, fuck, I cannot wait to see Dr. Strange too. Here's the thing. Point to Cabin, this is not a movie.

Point to Andrew, I liked it. That's kind of where I'm at. If that was the argument I was hearing, that would be fine. Because it's not a movie in terms of, it doesn't have three acts and it doesn't have, you know what? Not even that. I just don't think it feels complete. It's not supposed to, though. It's the same thing with the Harry Potter movie, you know what I mean?

But that's the thing, the Harry Potter movie had the fucking, had the gall to be like, it's part one, guys. You're going to see this thing. It's not going to be a full movie. Well, so this was the thing. other thing, though. I mean, it for ages was called Infinity War Part 1. It's a scam. It's the scam. It's the scam. It's got a wrong. I agree.

Because I can feel it. Like, I felt that the whole movie, I was like, they're fucking with me. No, they're not, though. You've known that this other movie is happening. It wasn't like the movie stopped, and it was like, oh, fuck, they didn't finish it. You know that they've been filming it. You know that it's coming out. It's got

a release date, dude. So, like, you're just mad that you have to wait. No, I'm just I want a full movie when I go see a movie. One, like a conventional narrative structure. Not, I'm just, like, a fullness. Like, I'm not even talking about the way you write the thing or anything like that. Sure.

I just felt like this was like, well, we've got a, it was all plot because you have to pick up everything. Yeah. Everything because there's fucking, what, like 50 characters here. Which again is kind of impressive. I mean, that, and that's what I'm saying is, like, on a technical feat, I cannot argue with this movie. It's just like, at the time, I was just like, this is a bunch of scenes trying to get to the

end and like I found the ending empty. I buy that. I just I kind of feel like and I think your view is totally valid. I've been grappling with it. That's the problem. It's like do I like it? Do I not? But I kind of feel like a suit that so much of that comes from a cynicism of knowing what the next thing's going to be without knowing what the next thing's going to be. But they've put me in a position that I'm almost certainly have to know. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Like it takes a I'd have to avoid. You don't have to. I I mean, I don't... Do you really have no clue what's going to happen in the next movie? No, I'm saying, no, I'm saying you don't have to...

You're saying you're being put in a position where you have to watch this next movie? Well, if I'm a Marvel fan and I've been, as you've said, more than likely following this the whole time... Right. Like, I know there's another movie coming out. Exactly. So, but like, so then why, why does any of this matter? Because you're just watching things blow up with a bunch of pretty colors on screen. But that's not how they're treating it.

It's not a movie. That's great. That's not how it's being treated. Why? because they dared add like some emotion into it. But I found it all cheap. I found it all cheap heat. Cheap heat.

I buy cheating. I buy it. I get where you're coming from. I do. I stand by my B and I couldn't go up to even an A minus if the next one is awesome. I have tons of problems with the movie, but it was fun. I do like the characters. I had certain scenes were good.

Yeah. I mean, yeah, certain scenes were good. Some aren't. This kind of reminds me of old days, by the way. 2004 era where we're just sitting. around and yelling about movies. It's just yelling at each other. He's really yelling at each other

about movie. Dude, maybe someone used the time stone on us. Might happen. You know what I think is hands down the worst part of this movie? Dude, listen, you have Buku Bucks to make this movie. Sure. You can build all sorts

of sets and props. Anything your mind's eye can imagine. Why on earth do we not build an actual fucking Thor or Hulkbuster suit and let Mark Ruffalo stand in it. This CGI head, it's so

knows. He was like Dr. Robotnik. It's worse than that. Oh man, Robotnik again. Dude, I thought I was watching Doll Man. It's so, it just looks like a guy and a toy. It's so bad. And he's watching like these important characters go away and he has to be in this little thing like I'll get you next time, gadget. I think that's part of my problem is like I watch certain scenes like the Thor stuff and It's very well thought out.

It's very well made. And then we get to stuff like that. It's just like, okay, this is the part of the movie they didn't care about. Yes. Yeah, no, exactly. I mean, I do think that the Earth stuff is the weakest part of the movie. Yeah. Like, I think that the stuff on nowhere, the whole, the whole Guardians plus Iron Man plus Dr. Strange bit.

It's good. It's good. And the whole rocket and Thor, excellent. And then everyone on Earth is kind of like, I don't know. It's just not perfect. See, I wanted more of it at the beginning. Like, I wanted more in New York. them doing stuff.

Like, we don't even get to the Avengers compound. We see one thing shoot out of it. Like, how about a meeting? Rode's got bionic legs that no one's talking about. You don't want to call out his bionic legs, man. He still really doesn't know how to pilot it right. He's kind of nervous. But, like, Thanos coming should, like, interrupt their lives.

Yes, yeah. It doesn't feel like it does. It feels like they... They've been waiting for it or something. Like, oh, wait, the movie is started. okay we gotta be there in like an hour and I think that's all with Captain America it's Captain America and Black Widow

it's just a scene of them doing something and they're like oh shit we have to stop doing this thing that we've been doing to deal with this yeah they're on a mission of something exactly you could you could shove it not to add more characters you could have them busting some low tier villain that would be nice to see

an elbow nudgeer yeah sure yeah exactly I agree with Paul Giamatti playing the rhino just just throwing it out there I've reapprised my role fucking finally i knew they'd come calling again pg you're back in the saddle baby was stanley anybody specific in this one's oh yeah what bus driver does he become wasn't he was a bus driver right he's a bus driver that was being uh uh conned by his children or whatever which honestly not bad i kind of laughed at this one i come to work with you blood sucking kids i go home

my kids are stealing my blood i got no blood left sit down you ever animals. Jack Kirby somewhere in heaven is smiling. One of the things that I love is... Oh, I'm sorry, Stan. Do you have less millions of dollars now? So I snapped my finger and Jack Kirby didn't exist in it. Hey, St. Peter, can you put the base up on this one? Can we rewind on this? I just want to watch Stan crying.

I mean, I know it's sad. What's happening to Stan Lee? Oh, my gosh. I snapped my finger and I saw that. rotten son of a bitch turned into a pile of brown leaves. Hello, royalties all for me. Oh,

hello, Ditko. I'm being bled alive but I still have more money than you. You know who we should have got a shot fucking turning into brown leaves Marissa Tomey.

Yeah, I would have liked that. Well, I think that somebody said it I think that's probably what happened to Hawkeyes family. Oh, they're all done. Yeah, and then he's going to be all like

vengeful, because you've got to get the band back. That's the whole point of the end. is you're getting the band back. I guarantee you that next movie when they start getting the band back to get, maybe the next movie is a little more slow

and there's obviously less characters to contend with to a certain degree. It might be better. It might be better. That's the thing. I'm certain I'm going to like the next one. I'm 100% sure of that. It'll make this movie better.

Exactly. But maybe it'll make it worse. I don't know. See, the way it should have worked and I don't know if it was the exact same way. Well, in the comic, like, when he does the finger snap, did everybody know that everybody was dead? I'm not a Marvel Cosmic person

Because it would have been cool if he does it But then nobody had memories of any of those people So it was like they were never there to be getting Oh no I think they know that they're gone Yeah no I think so too I just think it would have been a cool idea We start that next movie That would help Tony Stark's walking around

Like not knowing that anything bad So what if Jeff Bezos gets leave to away And then like all of his money is unattended And then the world can like America could just play Oh I'm sure Cook will leave it right on the table. I left by $90 billion right

to the table. Only one Coke brother disappears. And the other one's like, perfect, perfect. Good, I didn't have to kill him like I was planning on doing it. I wish all the billionaires went away. That'd be fun.

All right, so we always do this on these wrap-ups. We do the timeline of what's to come. Okay. Ant Man and the Wasp, the full-length trailer just released today. That's coming out in July. I'm stoked, man. I didn't see that new trailer, but I am excited.

And that tells you what they were doing during Infinity War. Is that the idea? I think it's maybe during a right-before situation. Oh, man, if I'm going to have to watch people disappear in other movies,

I'm going to be pissed off. Oh, dude. Michael Douglas just turns to leaves. Oh, my God. What if his aunt turns to dust? Oh, my aunts. You have that all allowed.

Because that's true, right? It's half the life in all the galaxy. It's going to be like Michael Panna. Oh, God. That would be sad. You would have been cool if Thanos snapped his fingers

and he disappeared. Oh, yeah. You got to roll that dice. good. Mother, and he just turns to does. You know what? Hey, hey, look, at least I stood for something, you guys. I took a shot,

and you know what? You'll all be better for it. So we got that, and then it's nothing Marvel-wise until we wrap back around to March with Captain Marvel. Uh-huh, Brie Larson, baby. Which I'm excited for. That's going to be cool. Who's the director of that?

The team that did Mississippi grind, sugar, Mississippi grind is the Ryan Reynolds gambling movie? Yeah, half Nelson. Ryan Gosling's a bad team. I forget to Bowden and something else. Wow, so this is a big jump.

Yeah, I mean, I think they're going to do a good job with it too. I'm excited for just a 90s period piece with Samuel L. Jackson farting around. A female-centered Marvel movie, who would have thunk it? You only had to erase half the universe to get there. And you got Jude Law in that movie too, right? Yeah, I'm stoked right. It's pretty cool. So there's that.

So this thing Quote, quote, wraps up in May. Yeah. And then we can breathe a little bit. And then I don't think they have a planned one after that, actually. No, they haven't announced what it's going to. They do two movies a year. They'll be doing two movies a year.

I'm sure Black Panther 2 is like at the top of their list at this point. Oh, it has to be. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but he's done. Yeah, that's not going to be happening. War has casualty guys. We're canceling the movie. I'm sorry, but he died in this film. Turns out you should have probably

sighed with Killmonger on this one. Oh man, Kilmonger would have made it. Dude, we're not doing Black Panther 2 because he's dead, but we are doing a Kilmonger prequel. Which I would buy a ticket for. Killmonger begins. I will tell you, a killmonger wouldn't let

all these white motherfuckers into a condo with their jewelry problem. Like, you know what, dude? Oh, wait, you want to wage war on my country for no reason? Yeah, you can do that. You do that somewhere else. Go to Europe. That's a fucking great line that Denai Guerrera I think has in the movie.

He's like, I didn't think this is what you meant by opening up Wakanda. And he's like, well, what did you think I meant? And she goes, the Olympics. Yeah. Fucking great line. Although they do mention also maybe a Starbucks. And earlier in the film, we get a Ben and Jerry's reference. Oh, we're having fun with corporations.

Don't worry about it. That's America. We're all here. Were they making Ben and Jerry's joke in Wakanda? No, earlier. Because I remember the Starbucks one. I forget. Oh, I think, like, someone, Iron Man says he's a Ben and Jerry flavor or something.

Oh, yes, yes. And then, like, someone else is another superhero is also a flavor. and we have to go, basically instead of developing, like, you know, going into what Captain America's up to, we're instead talking about Ben and Jerry's for 60 seconds. And the way you write that line better is you just use the John Lovett's line

from happiness, and you go, you're shit and I'm champagne. That's what he's trying to say. John Lovitz, get him in the next movie. Reprising his role from happiness. Does that guy make it out of that movie? I think he does. Yeah. No, no, doesn't he die?

I think he kills himself. No, he does kill himself. Oh, by the way, you didn't see it in the movie, but Gary Shandling also turned to dust. Oh, yeah, I guess. Yeah, hell, Hydra. That one would have had to happen. True. Hey, it's just convenient at this point.

I mean, not to be a dick, but remember Hydra, whatever happened to them? That's a good question. Yeah, they were so. Is Tommy Lee Jones okay? Oh, dude, that guy is. He's long dead. He's long dead. He's long dead.

He's 64. Yes, but is Skellington in Arlington National 7th, natural 7th, in Arlington National cemetery has disappeared. The Skellington is gone. Oh man, the last like maggot eating his brain turned to dust. No, maybe he got zapped away and he's guarding some other fucking thing

with a cloak on. I would love that. Maybe he's co-workers with the red skull. Hey, I guard the good stones. Not like them nazis. He's like, these stones are great if you put in a glass with some whiskey. Yeah, what happened to Glenn Close? Is she okay? Yeah, I don't know. Oh, no. They say they say Zandar was ravaged.

Oh, right? Or whatever, right? That's where all the Novas were. Glenn Close and John C. Raleigh were in Guardians. Novocor, because they were guarding one of the stones. Speaking of guardians, Adam Morlock was teased in volume two. I would have liked to see. And he's supposed to be a major figure in Infinity War and they wrote them out.

They did, yeah. Which, I mean, I kind of get because you want to give those lines to characters that already exist. Sure. I mean, it would have been cool, though. I mean, I have no dog in this race. I don't even know who Adam Warlock. I was kind of excited for it because, like, the whole time that Gomorra is like, I actually was hoping that we didn't know

what she was hiding until the next movie like if it was just like I don't you know I have the secret I have the secret I have the secret right you tease that to the next movie that's this is and I know we're trying to wrap up but I just thought of another it's a three hour movie thing

that doesn't make any sense though why the fuck they don't explain how Gomorra got that stone passed off with the red skull because she's just like I hit it on whatever the fuck it's called how does that work and then I was like did she engineer

this whole thing did she hire the red skull They should, honestly, they should be releasing like companion comics to fill in some of the gaps. This is the one time where it would be helpful. And it would make them more money. At this point, who cares? Pop-up video.

Give me footnotes with a little pop-up videos. That would be a great DVD extra. No, put it in the fucking theater. Who cares at this point? Tushay. I mean, he might have a point. He might. Explain the whole thing to me.

You could do with Game of Thrones too. Oh, you can actually do that. Actually, Cabin, that's a good idea. You could schedule them like, like we do like open captions. screenings in theaters. It would be like a pop-up informational screening. So it's labeled like you know. You can still go see regular Infinity Wars without it or they give you like a special thing of glasses and it's just like filling you in on shit.

I like that. Or it's like you go to a museum and you get like one little maybe a little headphone that goes into your right ear like all right. Thanos is a god. Who you're seeing right now. It's rock a raccoon. He's a sentient raccoon. He's in the Guardians of Galaxy 1. I'm going to press 2 for Spanish. I'm going to say if Google Glasses were the biggest

fucking joke in the universe you could use those to fucking just out pop up pop up okay now Thor's calling him

a bunny it's a joke he's not a rat he's not actually a bunny I know he might look like a bunny I mean that's part of the joke

it's humor it's a very rye Ben and Jerry's paid handsomely for this reference so don't just sit there in the phone thank God I paid

for these glasses also don't worry they're not actually dead they're gonna come back in the next movie you know it's

it's actually a glove he calls it a gauntlet. I don't know why. Here's one thing. You fucking forge a new axe and he doesn't quench that shit. Nope. Sorry. I'll walk it out. Forced it fire. This will not kill.

Without a quench, what are we doing? That heat treats not going to stay. Is this why Thanos doesn't even get affected by this fucking thing? I like that. He seems pretty hurt by it. Yeah, that worked. That I worked like versus the quill pit. The quill bit where

he like is a baby and has a tantro. and like he ruins the day like Thor just makes a miscalculation and Thanas is a pretty badass line like you should have aimed for the head like you would have killed me if you're I mean that head is gigantic yeah how do you miss

that eggplane Gallagher would have got that thing could save the universe you thought of a bitch get over here curse you're welcome the only way

we have to go to the other forged planet to find the sledgehammer okay now Gallagher was a comedian He's mostly known now for making homophobic jokes in bad backrooms of restaurants. He's mostly known from this one

obscure podcast that won't let it go. They thought he might be the Green Ranger and they were wrong. He thought Charlottesville was funny so you know what? Fuck him. Oh, did he really? He made some joke. Oh, gosh. Oh, man.

So that is our conversation about Infinity Wars. I should say, of course. We're arguing about movies, man. We're all friends here. I know we are. We are. I know that like there's going to be some things on like, you know, Steve's very word that mom and dad are fighting.

Shut up. Shut up. See? This is, we hate movies calling Civil War. Oh, man. But I want to assure like the, that means it'll be nothing in three minutes.

Exactly. The super fans in Muldoons or the folks on Twitter, like we're, I love Chris Cam. We're just having a healthy film argument. Exactly. This is actually what, this is close. to what it really was in real life before we started doing the show.

It was before all those Jim Belushi impressions ruined it all. So we'll be back for Ant Man and the Wasp in a couple months, I'd like you. And also you should check out our Patreon for more fun of episode. If you want to hear some people argue, go to reach it. We didn't include Deadpool 2

in the timeline because Fox isn't so like the Disney. Is that true? Is that hot off the news ticker? No, they're definitely going to go to Disney. But also... Everything goes to Disney in the end. And just because you listened so late to this episode, by the way,

end of the month, Wolverine Origins is going to be a main feed episode. That's right. We're going to be talking about it. In anticipation of this Deadpool, are you going to be reviewing the actual version or the one with all like the green screens? That's the only time I've seen this movie.

So until more comic book talk down the road, I'm Andrew Jupin. Stephen Sadek. Chris Cabin. Eric Siska. Take it easy.