We Hate Movies - S9 Ep394: Episode 394 - Back to the Future

Episode Date: December 11, 2018

On this week's all-new We Love Movies entry, the gang chats about beloved Reaganomics fantasy, Back to the Future! How exactly do Doc and Marty know each other? What's the deal with George's peeping? And look at all the manure! PLUS: Doc Brown becomes that annoying old guy who hangs around Burger King all day seeking attention by talking to the staff non-stop about nothing! Back to the Future stars Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Crispin Glover, Thomas F. Wilson, Claudia Wells, Marc McClure, Wendie Jo Sperber, and James Tolkan; directed by Robert "Big Bob" Zemeckis. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on the program, it don't take money and it don't take fame and you don't need no credit card to ride this train. It's back to the future. I'm Andrew Jupin. Stephen Zadak. Chris Cabin. Eric Siska. And we love movies. Hello everyone. Welcome to the program. Thank you for tuning in as always. Like I said, up front. It's Back to the Future from the Year 1985 directed. Of course, by Robert Zemeckis.

Big Bob. Big Bob. Here go, Big Bob. Look out. Big Bob. Come. Big Bob, by the way, got one of the worst movies. 2018. So it's a big Bob and Little Bob? Is Bob Gil Little Bob? That's absolutely right. That Marwin movie's terrible. Dude, I saw Welcome to Marwin this morning. I got to tell you. You shouldn't have. That's my job, dude. I just feel bad for everybody involved. Why does Correll keep getting roped into sentimental shit that no one wants to watch?

Oh, I know this. Oh, okay. Middle America? Because Foxcatcher bombed, and it was him actually going out on a ledge. And then he was like, fuck it. Doing the Hank's, right? But he was nominated for an Oscar for that movie, right? Yeah, I think so. But the movie did nothing. And he got snubbed completely. Guess what? Marwin's going to do nothing.

Yes, also. I mean, it's so bad. And the funny thing was, like, of all days, like we're sitting here recording an episode on what is, by the way, I'll go on record my favorite movie of all time. And I'm sitting in the fucking screening room just like, Jesus Christ, what a difference of 33

years makes. I mean, it's just it's so bad for everybody. So let me Yeah, Steve Correll, as a little doll man, who's going, rub my bump. Also, it's a documentary, right? Yeah, welcome to Mar-or, just called Mar-W-N-C-10, great movie, came out in 2010, which is all you need to see. Mar-W-N-C-O-L. Okay, now, why do they take off that C-O-L? Well, you'll have to watch the movie and find it.

Really? Yes, and it's artistic license, and it's dumb as dog dick. I'm going to open this beer. Well, so it's the thing He invites women over to his house And he's like, this is you as a doll This is me as a doll And he goes

I'll say this There's no crotch bump But there is boob bump Oh, there better be boob bump You need boob bumps You know, I gotta say Zemeckis is best When he leaves

Animatronics and or What's that fucking motion? Any motion capture nonsense He did polar expressors And did he do the carol as well? He did both those Christmas Carol and Beowulf. Yeah, Beowulf was what started the craze. Did he do Beowulf too?

He did, yeah. Oh, it's me, Ray Winston, I'll pray the thin guy. Yeah, the whole world needs to be C.G. Also made you be thin. Oh, yeah, the magic of movies. Would you like to see my watery cock? No, that's Anthony Hopkins. Almost shows digital dick in that movie.

I mean, that movie's all about dick trauma. We'll get there eventually. I was going to say about the motion capture stuff in this movie, at least. It works out only because the things being motion captured have to look like plastic dolls. So it's totally fun. There's no effort to make them look realistic. Sure. That's better.

It actually looks pretty cool. Bad movie. Anyway, great movie. Back to the future. Where the fuck do you begin? It's interesting this month getting started. Where do you start with Star Wars? Where do you fucking start with Terminator?

Okay, Emmy Brown, biggest slob in the universe. Oh, Dr. Emmett L. Brown, dude. Yeah. I got cold Burger King next to his fucking bed. And here's the thing. I have to applaud Doc Brown because if I lived literally next door to a Burger King, I would be dead. I would be so dead. This dude shares a front yard with Burger King and he's thin Christopher Lloyd.

So he had a beautiful house once. Yeah. What happened to that? Did he, he burned it down or something? Well, that's the thing. A rag fire?

You see a newspaper headline that says like Brown Mansion destroyed. I think it is indeed an insurance scam. Oh, well, here's it. Why would, the thing is you see that because, you know,

the opening in this movie, it's, you know, there's actually no, no music. It's just the clocks and we're what we're going creeping through his dilapidated,

disgusting house. I agree with you. It's awful. Awful. The sub-Pee-Herman machinery. But he's got this fucking monument to his family's house burned down, framed. Like, what is this guy's problem? This guy's like some wealthy fail son.

Like he inherited all this money, beautiful home. And he's like, well, I'm just going to, I'm going to tinker forever. Oh, yeah. Well, everything burns down. This is why it's framed, though, because it's a shrine to his greatest trick yet, which is fucking insurance for it. I wouldn't be surprised, by the way, if that's how Wyatt Coke ends up to. Who's Wyatt Coke?

It's the fat chubby designer. Oh, he makes all those stupid T-shirts. The Dynamites and Money shirts. The Coke brothers are the American monarchs right now. They control everything in our lives, and that's their son, yeah. Marty, wear this patterned shirt. It's got hot dogs on it, Marty. One of them is going to be dead soon, though.

Oh, good. He's like gravely ill. That's great. Fingers crossed. Does the other one absorb it? Is that how that works? I think he's going to eat him. Yeah.

Like the end of, my dad, brother. The end of the cook the thief, his wife and the lover. Yeah, something like that. Windigo style, loving it.

Here's a cool thing, by the way, director of photography on this movie, Dean Cundee of Halloween fame. Hey, Dean Cundy. And several other projects.

I, uh, what is the, so by the way, this movie's got a lawsuit against Honey I Shrunk the kids because it's the same fucking opening. it's we're making breakfast I'm a kooky inventor

here's my kooky inventions that make me breakfast but don't doesn't everybody then owe money to peewee is that a peewee begins where winded now when did pee we like like because

did his machinery happen in the film or the television show it's in the movie it's in the movie first at a show right I mean see this is this is like the timelines all out of whack you people listening

are yelling at us right now about this but I'll let you know that that we're from the future and things changed or we're from the past, whatever. Pewy's Big Adventure was also 1985 though and it actually came out a month after Back to the Future, dude.

Interesting. It's the cultural zeitgeist of the time was fun machine. And they had to film this movie four times because they kept casting Eric Stoltz so they had to like to do it all over again. Oh, I think once it was Paul Rubin's and then he got the idea and then he left and he was replaced. Are you telling me you build

a time machine? Yeah, you're cut. Marty! You have to stop. jerking off in the movie theaters that was Marty Marty played by Fred Willard for a moment I'm building up to it

one day I will though here's a question I mean so we get this really cool static opening Marty comes into Doc's house it looks like a Doc is dead by the it looks like Doc is dead in the bathtub that's what's going on

absolutely the dog food all over the place the coffee spilled everywhere yeah I'm like oh I'm gonna fucking Here's the thing. He's either drown in the tub or you're going to go to the back of this garage, look up to the rafters, and he's fucking hanging dead. Like no future

is hanging across his fucking chest. This dog food, by the way, is really what puts... It's like problem child diarrhea. Like, it's just disgusting. It's really awful. Really wet and lumpy. How do they

know each other? It's never mentioned... The relationship is very bizarre, and everyone asks this, right? Yes, I mean, nobody it's not mentioned in any of the three films, right? Do you think they're age gap lovers? They're going to be age gap lovers. It could be a real breaking bad situation. You know what I mean? Like he's a... Oh, they're making drugs.

Wait, maybe he worked behind the counter at the Burger King and Brown was coming in every day getting his Whopper and his Coca-Cola. Oh, great. Here comes 3.15 p.m. Wopper guy again. I need you to start working in my house. I'm trying to make a couple of extra bucks. What I thought

about this time, because there's all the different ideas and yucks that you can get from how they know each other. But what I honestly thought about this time watching it last night was I think to a degree, he kind of sees Doc as like a wacky like surrogate father because George McFly

in the timeline we're introduced to him is such a fucking bungling loser that no one should look up to this guy. Right. So his father's such a pushover. So he finds a father in Doc Brown and then he goes back in time makes his father you know

a not a pushover E. Ryle, billionaire, scumbag looking fella. Right. So he should just not know Doc Brown anymore, right? Like, and here's the thing. Here's the thing that I think we're going to put right out on the table. You cannot

start overthinking this movie. Yeah, because the second you do, the whole thing collapses around you. I will not think about the science. Because I know that's a trap. Yeah. Everything else I have to think about. It's just there.

Also, why would they have the same house of their bill? Yes, of course. Of course. The same neighborhood. Yes. Without, we don't know, though, whether or not the condition entirely of lion estates is such that it's like acceptable for them to live in. That makes sense.

In the beginning of the film, when Marty gets home, there's like graffiti everywhere. It's a real garbage dump. But maybe something, maybe George McFly started like a homeowners association within the neighborhood. Right. Because he's now the event. of Darth Vader, so the entire neighborhood's been enriched by him. Oh, yeah. Right. Well, and I mean, well, even before, something I didn't pick up at all was how gross the town is. Oh, yeah. Like, it's not even just that there's an adult bookstore on Main Street. That I can get over. That's

just fine. It's that there's a Lose Aerobic Studio. Yeah. Oh, right, dude. Yeah, absolutely. It went from a cafe to Lou kept it up, but it's an aerobics studio. Well, Lou knew what was up, diners are out, aerobics is in. Is aerobics bad? We're getting killer workouts in, my friend. It just seems weird, because

everything else is like an adult movie theater, Fine Jesus, XX bookstore, a Texaco, and then the aerobic studio owned by Lou. It's probably at this point, Lou Jr. Okay. Because Lou in 1995. That guy's already like 68 years old. Yeah, smoking three packs a day.

It could be Luann, his daughter. Oh, maybe. Yeah, okay. And just carrying on the Lou Namy. So we go into Doc Brown is not dead in his bathtub or hanging in the rafters. Marty is, it's also this weird. I'm trying to hang myself in the bathtub. Hit my head and I drew this. Yeah, dude, what a gift, by the way. A failed suicide attempt turns into inventing time. Hanging a clock. No, he's just saying that because there's a kid. He's talking to a kid. No, you know what it was? Dude, I was hanging a clock. He was wearing a huge flave of flavre clock around his neck. That's the news. The weird thing about this movie or like, he calls his own house.

You see this? What's that? I was just going to say he calls his own house. Oh, that's a really good point. When, when school is supposed to be in session. Right. What the fuck is that? Well, because he probably knows that like, you know, Marty likes to skip school and go play guitar in the garage. Yeah, I guess. In his shit house. Because he says, him he says by the way marty don't hook up to the amplifier because yeah that's what they're doing but also the weird thing is like this world in which people i don't know like you'll see this on tv a bunch like where people's kids who go to high school their day starts at like six o'clock in the morning they do stuff before they go to school like dude this is a big problem on the show friends yes uh sometimes it happens on seinfeld just thinking 90s sitcoms about this the people who see each other before they go to work what are you fucking kidding me like at in friends, they're always going over to Rachel and Monica's house to have breakfast before work? I'd be like, get the fuck out of here, Ross. I couldn't imagine. I'm 7.30. I'm barely alive. Get out of here. I don't eat breakfast before work. I don't have time. I don't have time to

eat breakfast alone. I'm not going to go over to Andrew's house. I'm like, hey man, how's going? It's almost to see. Welcome to 7 o'clock in the morning. Dude, I wouldn't open the door, first of all. I'd be like, Stephen, unless it's an emergency, you can't come in. That's the right answer. But it's the same thing when I see people like on the on the bus or on the train going to work and they're on the fucking phone. Yeah. Who are you talking to? It's 8 o'clock in the morning. Oh, those are just psychos. I don't worry about those people. I don't want a phone call from anyone until 3 p.m. For any reason. I don't want a phone call from anyone, period. Good one. That's right. I don't

need to hear your voice unless it is a fucking huge emergency. Leave a message. So he's like, hey, Doc, are you telling me you're dead? You're bad. Nobody. I'm alive. I got a, you know, so he's telling Einstein's okay. It's like he's kidnapped his own dog kind of a weird way. For now, Inie lives. But if you don't get down here at 115 tonight, this dog's going to burn. Well, the dog is his test subject. That's right.

Because he couldn't afford lab rats. That's when we get, are you telling me it's 820? He does obviously the famous, like, guitar amp. Love it. The world's tiniest guitar. I love that guitar, dude. It's just this, it feels like, it feels like. something fucking Jimmy Buffett would play.

Think Elvis Costello had guitars like that. Did he? I'm pretty sure. Yeah. So he blows that amp, hilarious scene. So yeah, Doc says I need to meet me in the parking lot of Twin Pines Mall at 1.15 a.m. Now, question about this. Sure. When we eventually get there, Doc is in this huge truck. It says, like, I wrote it down because it was the first time I actually noticed it.

It says, Dr. E. Brown Enterprises, 24 hours scientific services. Whoa. Which is, I guess, kind of like an unused slogan for Ghostbusters. Yes. But is Doc, here's my question. Like, the mall's clearly open for business that day. It's 1985. We've got to be making money. Yeah. Is Doc just hiding in this van the whole day? Or is he going into Twin Pines Mall? Is he hanging out the food court? Well, he's repairing refrigerators. He's got to be driving around in this thing because how else is anybody going to know about this shit? Yeah. I mean, I think that. And like, also, he's, this is. This is. all family money. Give me a break. Like, he's ever getting

called at 1 a.m. I have a science emergency. Well, I think he spent all that family money on the DeLorean and then plutonium. Yes. That's a different story. That's a trade story we're going to figure out. We've got to get there. He goes to high school. You know, we get some good, we get the power of love kicks right in. Absolutely. Let's do it. Some kitchen. Lots of skitchens. Oh, it's awesome. I believe, did I recall this correctly, the dude in the mountain do hat who's driving that Jeep is

indeed Bob Gale. Oh, is it really? I think it's a Bob, I think it's a little Bob cameo. Little Bob. A little Bob. Big Bob make movie about American Simpleton. So, yes. Why is, by the way, what was Michael J. Fox's

war on teenagers living through the 1980s? He's like, in every movie he's doing these incredibly dangerous car stunts. In this, it's skitching, which is incredibly dangerous. Absolutely. In fucking Teen Wolf, we're surfing on top of cars. Hey kids, Teen Wolf does it.

If Teen Wolf jumped off a bridge, would you? Yes. Yeah, the secret of my success, I'm just going to, I'm going to like, I'm going to fucking lay under a car. I'm going to do that thing in that movie, the program, and lay down in the highway. I mean, the population was getting

bad at that point, Steve. We had to hack them down somehow. So we are introduced to Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer Parker, played in this movie by Claudia Wells, replaced by Elizabeth's shoe for the other two movies.

And we're told that Principal Strickland is looking for him. And it's three tardies in a row, which I think means he'll be hanged. Well, you know why Strickland's really pissed. He's horny? Well, that too. But bigger thing is that fucking Marty's hanging out

at Brown's house, he's bringing lice into his school. He's just been fucking hanging out there. He's filthy as shit. Strickland has a problem with Doc right? Because he says, he's still hanging out

with Doc Emmett Brown. And he caused an infestation in his premises. He called him a nutcase. A kid smells like dog food. Called him a nutcase. And we do see him

also hanging out in the 1950s school. Yes. Maybe that's where the beef started. Like, after Marty left, like Doc just kept going back to the school.

Well, no, I was going to find another young companion. Do you think that Strickland and Doc Brown were like high school like in high school at the same time

yes definitely which is also fucking sad as shit dude if Strickland went to Hill Valley high school you would almost have to if you worked

at Hill Valley high school right right but the way they like Strickland must have like been in kindergarten when Lincoln got shot like the way they have him

in this movie wait wait do you think that Doc Brown like went back to Lincoln times and took him to the future oh maybe he took Strickland out Yeah, maybe that's his first move.

I will say this guy has an illustrious career playing the same character for the entire time. Absolutely. Most famously, in Serpico, he's the guy that breaks up. They're like, this, Serpico just tries to go to the bathroom. And this guy's like, hey, Serpico is a naked lady crossed away. And Serpico looks at it. He's like, whatever, man. Then like some sort of scuffle happens.

Strickland comes in and he's like, what the hell were you two doing in a bathroom? Oh, right. James Tolkien is his name, obviously. Now, this is real. That's a shock. Wow, good for him. Of course he is. No, I would have guessed dude that James Tolkien didn't live to see 9-11.

So we have, we totally skip like an entire day of school and Marty has an audition. Yes. With his band The Pinheads, which I always thought was terrible. I told you we should have done 50s covers. We have such wonderful music to play you. This next track is called bloodletting. Butterball on bass. Oh, yes.

Oh, definitely. Okay, let's go through the instruments. Who would be procrept, percussion? Is that a word? Yes. That's like drumming. Just say drumming. Is that CD man maybe?

Oh, no, he's the dude. No, he's producing the records, dude. He's in the studio. Shatterer on keys. Oh, definitely. Yeah, because his teeth look like a little tickling the ivories. Pinhead is definitely like a very intimidating and a cool bass player. Absolutely.

Wearing sunglasses non-stop. Wait, so this band is two bass players now. Oh, butterball. Oh, butterball's on base. I apologize. Maybe Pinhead's rhythm guitar. Oh, yeah, totally. And I think Smoker's got the gong.

Oh, no, you know what? There's two drummers. It's Butterball and the other guy because they're like Slipknot, but two drummers. Oh, definitely. I was going to say, The Grateful Dead, but yeah, Slipnots more appropriate. It's probably the most centenobite-esque band. Yeah. If you ask them, they are.

I bet you at one point there was some like Slipknot Halloween show where they all dressed up like Sennobites. I would put money on it. I would absolutely. Oh, and they call themselves the Seno band. Oh, the Sennoban. Is that bad? I was into Slipknot in the late night. Really?

You're joking. No, the first album. See, all new metal, I'm just like, okay, yeah, all right, I'll dip my toe in. That's fine. But Slipknot. It was like, whoa. Does Slip not qualify as new metal? I think so.

Yeah. Really? There's no rap, but there is some, like, what do you call it there? Scratching. Scratching going on there. I don't think I've ever fucking heard his Slipknot song. But I would really love to keep it that way. I never saw them live because of the smell.

But I assume the smell is. Well, if you want to hear a Slipknot song, just imagine a garbage truck crashing into a brick wall. Got it. Right? I mean, my God. That's not incorrect. Find a fucking melody Anything

I just have this image of you Now like as a producer in the 70s Yelling at Dionne Warwick or fucking Michael Jackson Better timeline Better timeline But no yes It's a pin ads I always wonder who this band actually

Or his buddies Like he didn't talk to them He fucking ghost the He's got to go out with your pals After you guys rejected These would be characters in the movie in some regard. Exactly. And that's like, but I feel like the pinheads and also his reference to going to the lake with the guys. Yes. That's why I don't think it holds up the theory that Doc is

Marty's only friend. Marty clearly has friends. So it's not that. Oh, you know what? Maybe Marty is, is a figment of Doc Brown's imagination. Oh, I like that Ferris Bueller theory about Cameron imagining Ferris because Marty's like the coolest dude ever. Right. He's got this. his gnarly girlfriend and he's in a band and it's like everything that Doc always wanted for himself but he never had. So is he imagining Huey Lewis as well? Sure. Why think Hughie Lewis playing this like teacher who's on the committee to select the bands? I think that guy is actually just Huey Lewis and he's like the pinheads are fucking stealing my song. You're too loud and write your own fucking songs. Exactly. I didn't look up the names or whatever but I wanted to

cross reference to see if these dudes may have been members of the news. They might have been. Because I don't know. They do look hilariously much older than Michael J. Fox. And in Marty's room, he's got himself a fucking sports poster, obviously. It's true. God damn,

that's a great album. I don't care what anybody says. Do you think you ever asked that school administrator? Like, oh, you ever noticed you look kind of like, you look like Huey Lewis? You look like Huey Lewis if he was a fucking huge loser. Well, no, it's a Clark Kent thing. He takes the glasses off

and he turns into you. Like there's an emergency that needs rocking out. Somebody. Light to fun music to be played. Exactly. Somebody plays the baseline for a bad is bad and all of a sudden he just shakes it off. But yeah, he blows this audition

too darn loud. He does not hang out to console the pinheads. He's like, I'm going to go out with my girlfriend. I think he... Dude, I think he goes solo that afternoon. Oh wow. He breaks the whole thing off. Getting ready for his demo. Mick Fly. But also I'm on Huey Lewis's side here.

No kids is going to dance to this Eddie Van Halen horse shit. I guess that's fair. He starts with the flourishes. You know, he's doing like the whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wah. Like, just play the tune. Don't showboat. Can anyone here sing? How about that? I'll be the one in back to ask

it. Here's the other thing, school selection committee. It's 1985. Cassettes exist. Hire a DJ. This fucking live band horse shit. I thought it's a battle of the bands. That's what I thought it's a battle of the bands. So the bands have to battle.

I thought they were auditioning to play the dance. Yes, that's what they're doing. Yeah. I thought battle a little bit. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm going to go on record and Lord knows we'll get corrected on the internet one way or another. I was pretty sure it was auditioning to play the dance. Because he gets to play the dance at the end of the movie.

The battle of the bands, it would make more sense for them to play like this. Sure. You would have other bands there, wouldn't you? I don't know if you got to school. How long is the battle of the band's going to be four hours? You got to cut it down at some point. There definitely is another band, like, when he goes to get on stage, there's people, like, noodling around. But also isn't the point to have a huge audience to pick the bit?

Like, it's not just supposed to be four people in a fucking room. People go to Battle of the Band shows in high school. Oh, you say the Battle of the Bands was happening, like, right then and there. Yeah, that's what, I mean, it would be selecting the battle, the people who were going to battle. Choose your fighter. I played a Battle of the Bands in high school. Whoa, whoa, whoa. But it was through like three different schools.

So my school So that was like a championship? Sort of. Like you had auditions Like the school picked whatever it was like three acts Oh cool To represent the school

In the tri-school Whatever the fuck So maybe it was working this way If it was a battle of the bands Which it is not He's definitely auditioning Well how'd you do Now I gotta finish the story here

What are we talking? It was the worst outcome you could expect They called us as the winners And then immediately corrected themselves So we lost Not even joking, dude. Did the other band go on to, like, great things? No, not at all.

So do you take, you took silver? We took silver, yes. Yeah, no. You la-la landed. Yeah, so we get into like some Marties. Oh, yeah, Justin Hurwitz. A very young Justin Hurwitz had the wrong envelope. This is a mistake.

It was not a joke. Andrew's a loser. Moonlight. it's you. Fuck you Warren Beatty. No, the band. Fuck you Warren Beatty. No, the band. Andrew is a loser. That they won. That's what we're ready to go. But yeah, so we get a little bit of insight into Marty's really fragile psychology here. Like, he is ready to

fucking give it all up. Dude, you're a fucking son of George McFly, though. What do you expect this kid to think like? I mean, look, I'm going to say you are five foot three and a half and you've got a girlfriend in high school. Just fucking, you're doing all right, pal. Shoot for the stars, man. You're already halfway way there. Your tiny little Marty McFly you're dating

Claudia Wells Jennifer Parker look out that's fine you're rebelling fine against your loser father this is like

he's halfway cool he's got the awesome fucking like thin suspenders suspenders he does do an asshole move

here though he's walking into the park with her and two jazzer size chicks pass him oh yeah and he just

fucking does it and like looks behind him like woohoo she fucking immediately pulls his face the other way though like fuck you you little turn you little fucking teenage turn

fuck you look at me I'm fucking Jennifer Parker god damn it that could have been like a 1985 meme oh yeah boy I'm tired of that oh yeah can we please retire that well of course we should you know every three months there's one I'm like it got me back I'm that guy

but for everyone that's like oh I'm back into it there's like nine that I'm like I don't understand this one so Jennifer Parker says Hey man it's all right We're gonna go up to the lake And get fucking

Don't even worry about it We get some very important Literature about the clock tower Oh clock tower lady of course He shuts her up real quick Here you go lady Here's a quarter I'm trying to get late here

Well they're about to make out This is like save the clock tower It's go fuck out of here Bad judgment on that lady's part They're like they're right there They're about to win kiss chicken I don't want to save the clock tower anymore. I want it to burn to the ground.

You know what, lady? There was fucking $10 in it for you until you came up and ruined this makeout. Cash. I was feeling good. I was feeling great. And then you come around and fuck up my shit. Also awkward move here. They do start kissing after Clock Tower Lady leaves.

Oop, Mr. Parker pulls up in that station wagon. He seems actually pretty cool with it. Like, he's not like, he's not shaking his fist or nothing. I thought you could. Didn't he have a look? No, you get a hell of a bark. Yeah. There's a Jennifer.

Yeah. Jennifer. Yeah. Jennifer, get over here. God damn it. Come on. We go to your fucking grandmothers. Sounds like he sings for slip.

This was a thing I, like this is a movie about an old man who turns a fucking shitty 80s novelty car into a time machine. And the most unbelievable part I have always thought about it is that this woman. and knew her grandmother's phone number like to this day I see that and she's like he says I'll quiet a night and she's like okay oh wait I'll be at my grandmothers let me give you the number I'm like what in the world you know your grandparents's phone number I get out of here is the 80s you knew everybody's phone number

you had your brain my friend I mean I remember memorizing everyone's phone number now my grandparents who cares but every every friend and acquaintance for some reason I had their numbers are all memorized That's what I mean, and I think it's more a reflection of my relationship with my grandparents. Yeah, I mean, I was like, grandparents' phone number. Get the fuck out of here. He called grandma?

That's mom's job. Yeah, what the fuck of my call? Mom calls, and then after 10 minutes, she passes me the phone for 38 seconds, and then it goes back. I'm into that game. So we get to, we get to Marty's house, right? And this is with, you see the car that is very needed for our weekend at the lake. Oh, yeah. I mean, I kind of want a movie

It's just called Weekend at the lake where they're just kind of getting down. There's a lot of pornoes like that, Steve. Yeah, but it's a lot of horror movies. Also that. It's getting wet. But the car is unfortunately being towed into the garage. Oh, no.

Or in the driveway. Big, big bump on it. Side movie. Yeah. Marty doesn't go. The car doesn't get totaled. Marty forgets about Doc entirely, this 115 meeting. Doc gets murdered by the Libyans anyway.

Marty goes to the lake. and the ghost of Doc starts to kill every one of his friends. Because he's angry that now the time machine has fallen to the hands of the Libyans who then give it to Gaddafi. That's right, dude. Who then Gaddafi's going back in time

and suddenly we're, you know, the whole world is Libya. But that's the thing, dude. Then fucking finally, there would have been something to dig up about what went on in Benghaz. That's right. Well, that's the new world capital.

The car has been totaled. Biff has totaled it, obviously. Thomas F. Wilson is Biff Tannen. He's like 60% of the reason this movie works. I don't know why. He's just so much fun to look at. It's such a great character. It's cinema's greatest bully. I like, and also, but, you know what? He's a man of taste. He has the choice between a Miller light and a bud light.

He goes, Miller. I respect this shit. I have your car towed all the way to your house, and you have nothing for me but light beer. I'm just going to do Trump for a bit. You're not bad. Well, that fat prick famously doesn't drink, though. I mean, I think that's only one of his many problems. What is there, what is Biff and George's job wherein, like, first of all, like, I guess you bully this guy into, like, being your subordinate.

Being your bully, your nerd in high school, all the way to being your subordinate at work. Yes. In this kind of a town, I have to imagine they're both. What? I think it's common. I think this happens across the No, I know. I was about to make a hypothesis about their

line of work. Yeah. And I would guess they're both working at like a small, no more than like 12 employee like state farm insurance office. Got it. That sounds right. We're saying reports. I need those reports. Making the reports. Maybe they work at like a bank. Yeah.

A real estate. I guess possibly real estate. I mean, they are arguing about who's insurance is paying for what. Not that that means anything. Sure. But yeah, I think it's just menial office whatever. Yes. I love to you have to go home and watch your dad get humiliated like on a regular basis. Oh man. I can't even imagine. Just you walk in, the man who you call father is just being debased by the dude who debased

him in high school. I wonder actually, because obviously this movie was you know, it was Eric Stolt's first and then he got fired or he left the project. They parted mutually, which yeah, he got fucking fired. How long did that go on, by the way? Six weeks or something like that. They had a lot of this movie filmed with him. But like, because

was that why my friend there, Crispin Glover, was cast? He looks more like Eric Stoltz than he does. Oh. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Because the dude who plays Dave McFly looks like Eric Stoltz. And they both then kind of look like Crispin Glover. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.

That's a good call. Yeah, I have no idea. And also the dude who plays David Dukfly, his older brother, is Jimmy Olson. Oh, right. From the Superman movies and from Supergirls. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Yeah, he's working at McDonald's, by the way.

I think he's working at the B.K. Yeah, I think he's a Burger King. He's working at Doc Brown's Burger Care. He's pledged fealty to the King. Hey, Marty, is Doc okay? I haven't seen him in like a week. He hasn't been getting his 315 PM Woffers. Hello, Dave. How's your brother? The usual, please.

Dude, I guarantee you Doc Brown, by the way. He's one of those old guys at a Burger King or any fast food where it's like he's got the burger. But he also has a fucking, the smallest size black coffee. Oh, I like that. And he's, when there's a new item on the menu, he asks you what it is before he orders it. And he dips the burgers into the coffee. Absolutely. It's the grease that really makes this coffee tick. It's just like, you know, Oh, so, Dave, yeah, your brother's doing good.

How's your dad? It's like, Dr. Brown, you ordered. You have to move to the left. It's behind you. No, no, I know. Yeah, it's just, you see what that crazy maniac Reagan is up to? You got to move to the left there, Dr. Brown, please, Dr. Brown. Dave, may I remind you, I have no friends.

A spicy fajita sandwich. Now, what is that exactly? Oh, God, again. Okay, it's a breaded chicken. You know, Einstein was talking to me yesterday. I don't care, man. I don't clean my toilet at all. You know, Dave, I think I'm going to kill the whole town.

You're listening yet? No, you can't get a frosty here, sir. Just move to the left, please. Yes, ma'am, I know, I know, I know, I know, ma'am. Something in this movie that is supposed to be disgusting, but I start licking my lips like a cartoon wolf every fucking time. The dog food? no although that does remind me of canned corned beef hash which doesn't have bad no dude when

fucking george mcflies pouring out all that peanut brittle oh yeah i love peanut brittle there's apparently like a deleted scene of like a sales girl like selling selling it to him oh really it's like to it's like to establish him being a pushover even more oh okay i think they're why i get it he's been fucking humiliated for his entire family what the fuck yeah don't need to like Line that up. What are they eating, like, white bread sandwiches for dinner and peanut brittal? It looks disgusting. Well, peanut braddle is clearly the dessert course.

There's also Pepsi floating around yet again. A lot of Pepsi, yet again. The very smart looking, by the way, do you notice this? The old school Bud Light can, just that silver. Fuck this blue can shit with year round a fucking picture of a football on it. Does that one, is it America light now? Or is it just Bud Light? I don't think that happened.

Did they do that? Did they? I don't know. When Bud Wiser was like, we're changing Bud Heavy to America. Oh, really? I don't remember that. You can get a can of America.

Speaking of drinking, his mom's an alcoholic. She's having two or three fucking Stollies at dinner, my friend. Absolutely. That is rough stuff. Oh, you can see it in the face. That's what the makeup is more than the age, I think. I think the age makeup is great in this movie. It really is.

On everybody. It's funny because I was watching this on my Blu-ray. The only victims, I think, of high definition are Doc's neck. Yes. And Biff's jowls a little bit. But everybody else, like, it kind of works out okay. Yes. Strickland also kind of looks a little shitty here and there.

And now in this family dynamic, I feel like the daughter's a little ill-defined. We never really see much of her. She's just like Jennifer called you. The only thing that we get from her is that she doesn't have boyfriends in the first timeline. And in the second timeline, she has many boyfriends. She's considering becoming easy in the first one to get more men. In the second one, they're just falling over themselves to date her. Yeah, this is Linda McFly, played by Wendy Joe Sperber, rest in peace.

She has passed away. Did she live to see 9-11? I mean, this is like what we judge. I'm not judge, but this is what we. observe now. She did. She passed away in 2005. So you know, Dave, I don't think I'm ever going to get over that Challenger.

All right, yeah. What's that 86? 86, I think. Oh, so that was the year I had to. Oh, maybe he's thought in the future. And back to the future, too, there's a scene where he goes in to Burger King and talks about the Challenger explosion. Got it. So

they might usually have, you know, white bread sandwiches, but you know, thank the Lord. We're going to have cake for dinner. Oh, dude, and this is, man, talk about a presumptuous dessert that blows up in your face. You think that your brother is

getting out of prison. Right. And you have a cake with the bird flying the coop. Oh, and then he doesn't make parole. And you're just, you know what? Don't serve that cake. Throw it away. I love this little thread. It's just like two jokes in a row, like in one each timeline.

I'm like, that's fucking great. Uncle jail bird, Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid. That was a legit laugh at it. Oh, definitely. Absolutely. Better get used to these bars. Also, another good one is,

ooh, time to change that oil, pops. Oh, yeah. Yes. They are watching the honeymooners at dinner, which is a luxury I've never afforded myself. Explain how this is a luxury. You're watching one of the greatest television comedies of all time, and you're also eating peanut brittle while drinking beer.

What more do you need? That's a real easy date. You can make that happen. New Year's is coming up. The dream of every 72-year-old. Here you go, baby. Let's ring in the new year with peanut riddle, the honeymooners, and bud light.

And it's in a rigid bedtime of 11 p.m. Oh, cool. A late Christmas gift. Divorce Papers. And, like, yeah, Christmas Glover is great. And Leah Thompson's amazing in this movie. She's so fucking good in this movie. Both of them are really great.

His laugh when he's watching the honeymoon is... I can't even do it. It's just so sad to watch him enjoy it that much. You know what I mean? It's like, you fucking lose it. This is the greatest thing that will happen to George McFly this entire week. He's like, oh my God, the combination of peanut brittle and the honeymooners pretty cool. So, you know, Marty goes to bed.

He wakes up. Uh-oh, it's 115. Doc's like, you got to get my video camera. We're doing some weird shit in the parking lot. By the way, Dave blew me off again. Like, oh, God, I'm not responsible for this shit. Pick up some quarter-pounders. Do you know what they did with the spicy chicken nuggets?

We are before spicy chicken nuggets, Chris. I'm trying to imagine a better world here. Dude, this is the mid-80s. Fast food had like four items. I believe in the mid-80s, they did make pizza. I don't think the king dabbled in it, so I don't know if Ed Brown ever part took, but McDonald's had a pizza, right? Yeah, they tried to do pizza.

You know, Dave, McDonald's has pizza. Are you guys going to get that over here? Dave? One of the, I realize, before we move on to the experiment and the rest of the film, one of the saddest parts of this movie is when it comes right after a fucking hilarious line. So it's like, Jennifer Parker called you twice. And Lorraine is like, oh, I don't like that girl, Marty. Any girl that calls a boy, blah, blah, blah, blah.

the sister says well how am I supposed to meet anybody just like how I met your father and Lyndon McFly says that was so stupid grandpa hit him with a car fucking great line another laugh out loud moment in the scene but then right after that is Leah Thompson like talk and she's fucking staring dead ahead

and she just says and that's what I knew I was going to spend the rest of my life with him and the fucking look of disgust on her face reeling back years of constant disappointment because he's Steve Urkel laughing at the fucking honeymooner. He's not even listening.

It's just so fucking sad and great. So yeah, he goes to Twin Pynes Mall. He sees Doc and this is when we are introduced to the Delorian and the premise of the film of Back to the Future. License plate out of time. I love that Doc Brown thought ahead

to get a personalized license plate for the science experiment. I think because it's twofold, right? Like either it's a time machine that works Or if it doesn't work He is out of time, out of resources And it's back to the fucking garage to hang himself What do you mean time machines too many letters?

Okay Yes, I'm out of time officer That's why I was doing 90 All right Vowels out Tim machine I love to when Doc Tin machine

When Doc steps out of the car right here he's legitimately so happy to see Marty this could very well be the greatest day of this man's life and he's so happy that his surrogate son is ready to film it all it's very nice I don't know what this relationship is

but sure I think it's just it's father figure and lonely old scientist with zero social skills and who can't afford a maid you shouldn't have to hire a maid if you live in a garage dude

that's all you you can clean fucking 15 square feet. Clearly he cannot. You know, you also, you don't want someone around to tell you to stop huff and paint and move. That's a good point. At least Marty never gets too

preachy. Buddy, come back tomorrow, buddy. You gotta come back tomorrow. Doc's tired today, Marty. How about tomorrow? Well experiments today. Einstein fetch me my

drink. Don't you worry about those empty pill bottles? They're just for the lady. That's what he's doing. Like, Marty is mostly concerned about Einstein. He's like this fucking poor dog. Yeah. Wrapped up with this old drunk.

He never walks it, dude. Exactly. Right when you saw that fucking diarrhea dog food next to that, there's a pile of fucking diarrhea dog shit. He keeps asking George and Lorraine like, hey guys, would it be all right if, like, one day maybe I had to bring a dog home for weekend. Because when he inevitably has to take custody of this

dog away from Doc Brown. Oh, Einstein he didn't feed you again. So, of course, the big famous science experiment scene, Einstein gets in the car. I love this whole thing. He is willing to sacrifice his own dog. Dude is in the name of science, of course. You have to. But at the same, well,

here's the thing. Everyone starts with dogs, right? The Soviet shot dogs into space. I think that's what he's going off of. Yeah. Well, if it was good enough for the Russians. I believe in the Soviet Union, Marty. Next a monkey. That's why I burned down my bourgeois house.

I don't say that too loud. Insurance claims man could still be slinking around. Marty, do you think of a shot Reagan, Jody Foster would be impressed? Oh, Doc. Oh, Doc. Let me take Einstein, Fred. You think that's that for a walk?

No, I think I should turn the camera off of this. It'd be like taxi driver, Marty. You see, now Reaganism is the poor house and she is the victim. That's fine. That's fine, Doc. And another thing about John Lennon. Oh, Jesus. Not him.

Don't get me started on the Jews. Oh, geez. I'm taking the tape out. Taking the tape out. That was the Burger King talking. Drunk on Whoppers again. I think Dave's putting something in my food. Every time he's doing that, he's always putting stuff in your food, didn't he?

Lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, and anti-Semitism sauce on a sesame seed bun. Yes, it's all the sauce, Doc. So we're doing this experiment, and I love... Here's the thing. It's a real fork in the road for Doc Brown right here. It's the famous shot of the two of them standing next to each other. has the car like on remote control it's coming at them he says when this baby

hits 88 miles an hour you're going to see some serious shit great line great line uh here's the thing it's one of two ways it's either great hubris because he thinks like fuck it of course it's gonna work this thing's gonna go back in time this kid's gonna shit his pants or he thinks

fuck man if this doesn't work at least we'll get slammed by this car at 88 miles an hour and I'll be off this plane of existence Because the look that he gives Marty when Marty kind of sidesteps and then he sort of looks at him and then like Marty steps back, it's the look of like, come on, kid, don't you want to go to hell tonight? Suicide pact. I left everything to Einstein. That I get killed by my dog. What a fucking horrendous turn this would be if the fucking car came back and it was just goop on the inside. I do find it funny that you think this is the big decision of his life not linking up with terrorists. or how about this the car 1885 terrorists were

everybody was doing it they were a joke it was just like comic relief they're like what are they going to do hijack a plane and safely land it somewhere Carlos the what

I don't know what no okay how about this the dog in the car right they Marty and Doc get slammed fucking pavement pizza dead

and now it's just the rest of the movie is a trial of the dog the dog's on trial they're calling The brother, you know, and all. Oh, because what happens also is like the remote control brake.

So it's like, this dog was clearly driving this car. Right, yeah. Remote control car? No, that doesn't make any sense. Also, awesome, though, if this car came back and all of a sudden, Einstein was talking. Oh, right. Well, hello there, Doc. We want what you want.

Civilization. I was reading about trivia. When people saw this movie the first time around, they didn't know this movie was a comedy, and they assumed, I guess, because of, like, 80s horror that, like, something terrible is going to have. happen to this dog, which I kind of did too. They saw the fly. Of course they opened the door and it's going to be a mess. Yeah, dude,

animals and science experiments do not mix. Ever. Still, whatever this is, it's still not as weird as what happens in Bingo. I'm thinking, Bingo the movie about the dog. Yes. Who goes on trial for murder? Yes, something like that

and then is almost turned into a hot dog at some point. That's right. I remember that movie being funny. do you Einstein comes back Jesus Christ is writing shotgun like don't ask

he takes the wheel wow what a weekend is that dog talking is that Jesus by the way well that's one thing too he's like oh where do you want to go Marty

you want to go to you know signing a declaration of independence like you know blah the birth of Christ it's December 25 0 0 0000 that's not real shut up

yeah that's dumb that's the birth of Santa Claus. That'd be something, man. I don't know why I just imagined a fucking green and red egg hatching. Fucking Santa Claus. He's an alien human hybrid. And he's holding a Coca-Cola.

Yeah, definitely. And even if you know, Beattie Wong is bringing them out. This Santa Claus will also be a super soldier. Oh, shit. Can you imagine Vincent Donavrio dropping this Santa Claus into the middle of Afghanistan. That'd be amazing. He'll give everyone gifts. So Einstein

it's a success and then he's like, well where'd you get the place? You get the, you're telling me you built a time machine. Out of the DeLorean? Which is a great line because fuck those cheap cars. And he's like, oh yeah, I got some plutonium from the Libyans. I told him I

built him a bomb. I gave him a bunch of pillenball parts. And he's like, they found me so like, my question is like, did he go to Libya? Did he go to like California? for a couple of days. Like, you know what I mean? Do you think he met with Gaddafi? He might have shit.

No, I guess not. These are just terrorists. Yeah. But there is, at the start of the movie, when the, all the gadgets, like when the dog food's happening, the TV, there's a thing about the plutonium being missing from this laboratory and it turned out to be a clerical error because the government's just covering it up that it got stolen. Right.

Pretty cool. It is pretty cool, man. A lot of great attention to detail. Absolutely. You got to look for it in this movie a little bit, including in that opening shot of the clocks or whatever, you see the one clock that he's got, which I think it's supposed to be like technically like a Harold Lloyd reference.

Yeah. But he's hanging from the thing, just like Doc does at the end of the movie. So, Dave, to win the Libyan's respect, I had to kill a tourist. Hey, Dave, do you know how hard it is to cut off a human head? It's not as quick or fun as they make it look at the movies.

Long live the new flesh, Dave. What's your order, sir? Tried to kill him. It just lasted so long. She kept screaming, Dave. Hey, Dave. Javier, the sound of a saw going through a human neck bone. It's quite horrific.

The Libyans were laughing, Dave. Oh, the Libyans were laughing at me. Dave, can you remind me? Is Burger King the place we have to constantly remind them I want cheese on things, or is it automatic? Either way, it's cheese. It's a sound of the bone. Just move to the left, say.

Move right to the left. The Libyans find out that they, that they, that they were, were sold a bill of goods here. How? Exactly. Did they try to detonate it in Los Angeles or wherever? I don't know how, but they found me. He's going to sell it to Castor Troy and he's going to really do a number. Well, that's the thing, dude. How far away is Hill Valley from L.A.? That's a good point because also, how did they find me? He probably didn't let them know

that he was from Hill Valley. He went out of town. Exactly. You definitely do that. Unless he pulled up to the meeting at a different Burger King in his fucking Dr. E. Brown Enterprises van probably Hey Dave how about a couple of burgers for me and my friends or he pulled up in the DeLorean dude the fucking customized license plate

He constantly talked about Burger King and they were just like Well let's check every Burger King And he's just there berating Dave It's not as good as the one That's directly next to my house No my name is Dr. Everett

yellow yeah yeah yeah that'll do for the purposes of this terrorist meet up so it's these two

stuntman in a van I looked it up they're both stuntmen one of whom has passed away Oh that's a shit Did he see 9-11 That I don't know I'll ask his gravestone later

That's fair enough So they're driving this hilarious VW van which I love They start firing wildly. It's his whole thing. I love that Doc Brown is packing heat in this tool kit. Oh, definitely.

He's just got this toolbox. He whips out this fucking pistol. He's ready to go down, dude. But he is caught flat-footed. He throws his gun away and is blown away anyway. It's a pretty good fucking... It's lit up. It's like James Kahn.

It would only be better if earlier in the film, somehow we saw Doc Brown beat somebody half to death with a garbage can top that would be amazing like some guy like accidentally takes his burger king order that was my black coffee how am I going to read the news

of that black coffee yeah so he gets he's lit up Marty to escape the terrorist goes back goes back in time because I think one of the things when Doc is showing him all the features of this Delorean He's like, or you can go to November 15th, 1955.

That's when I discovered time travel because I fell in my bathtub. Right. November 5th, 1955. Tried to hang myself, but I told everyone I was hanging a clock. By the way, Eric, just so we can keep this theme running, the guy playing the Libyan who has passed away, he saw 9-11. Oh, really? He died in 2015. Eric's got a John Doe-esque library of no problem.

books filled with just names of people and whether or not they died before seeing 9-11. Exactly, because how else am I going to get, you know, I take a suspect off the list then. They died before 9-11, I know they didn't do it. So he does go back in time.

He gets, he's now on farmland, because they set that up to you. I mean, this screenplay is great with the setting up and paying off. Every little bit that is said in the first like 20 minutes comes back in some way, shape, or form. Old Man Peabody had a dream of breeding pine trees.

Old Man Peabody played by the crazy old grandpa from Silent Night, Deadly Night, that, like, threatens the kid. It's like such a weird scene. He looks exactly the same in that movie. I think it's like a year later or something like that. Does he call that kid a space bastard? No, he does not. Take that mutated, son of a bitch. It's like, oh, were you good all year?

Well, if you weren't, you better run, boy. You better run. You better run through the pines. Because he knows about the Santa Claus military program. That's right, dude. I feel like I'll do that when I'm an old man. I'll just start creeping kids out. Oh, definitely.

I mean, you do now. I was going to say. No, but it's like it's not the same. Yeah, but you'll definitely not get arrested for that. You need the gravitas of the white beard. That's right. Yeah, yeah, sure. You're still getting arrested.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. It's kind of unbelievable. like the DeLorean crashes into this barn and you look like Michael J. Fox falls out of the car and the gag is like there's cows right there. Yeah. You're not, listen, one of those things has to be hamburger. Like a car slams into this barn, come on. It has to light and fire. That's what I'm expecting.

Like a flaming cow runs by the screen. Oh, fuck, dude. Yeah, just ruining old man Peabody. You can double it up. They can use that one in Mars attacks when they'd do it. Oh, shit! We're ruined! They think he's an alien because the little boy's reading a comic book. Sure. So he's fucking pop, he-bodied.

He starts fucking shooting, dude, don't even worry. Sure, my son said, you're an alien. Now you're dead. Well, to be fair, he's got, you know, the Dolorian is like, you know, stainless steel or whatever. It's got that look to it. And then he's wearing the hazmat suit. So it could be scary. No, I'm sorry. He's a maniac. His kid comes up with a comic book. Dad, I think I've found what it is.

Comic books are real. Here's what's going through his head, though, guys. It's either an alien, like the kid said, or it's somebody coming to dittle the farmer's daughter, and he's not having that either. Or kill his pines. Or the pines. Could be the Ruskis, too.

It's 1955. Either way, it's a death sentence, dude. You're on someone else's property. It's a death sentence. It's like an airplane without wings. but then the door should open and he's like oh there are the wings my mistake tiny little airplane then all right uh they wind up going marty stashes the car somewhere hikes back to hill valley there stashes it outside of lion estates which is yet to be built that's true it's very sad uh and then this is where there's the fucking hilarious like the car is driving i imagine this is like a sunday morning on the outskirts of hill valley this couple is driving out to go to whatever like megachurch they have it And he's like, can you help me? I just got to get to.

And the woman's like, no, Harold Drive. Isn't it like, don't stop her will die? She said something insane like that. Does she say that? I think so. I mean, I think it was the couple who modeled for American Gothic. So he walks to Hill Valley. He walks to town.

Mr. Sandman starts playing. Sure. And this is like you're seeing all the different. Like this is Hill Valley 1955. It's not a fucking wretched hive of scum and villainy. I got to tell you Marty first things first. Like, you know, I get my bearings. Like, you know, you make your plan with Doc

afterwards. But during that week, I am going to comic bookstores. I'm going to bookstores. I am loading up. Yeah. For collectibles. Wow. So you're just doing the plot of the second movie. Pretty much. Yeah. But it's not any fucking dirty sports gambling.

No, yeah. You're picking up memorabilia. Pick up some records, some first pressings. To be fair, Biss's not really gambling. He's just collecting money. Yeah, but you're in the world of dirty sports gambling. That's true. Antique Steelers are very clean. It's true.

Oh, yeah, those, actually, those guys are right? They're the worst. With the end of that O.J. documentary, all those sports fucking men are billion dudes? Oh, those guys make my fucking skin crawl. In a movie about one of the most brutal fucking murders in American history. Yep, that's not in the worst part. What really fucking creeps me out is all those fucking disqualification. disgusting Las Vegas creeps.

They're kind of, you know, in a hotel room. The real villain, I think, are those guys. And O.J. is kind of like the anti-hero. You're totally right. Oh, you made cheese steak, and these guys put a gun on me. Because to go back to something Steve said before, one of the reasons why when these guys are talking about all being in the same hotel room with O.J. What Steve mentioned earlier applies here, too, just picture the smell.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, dude. Fucking rancid cigar. cheap cologne body odor out the ass I got a bunch of Bo Jackson rookie cards you want them I can trade you for it shaking a bottle of farts ready to be popped

like you just walk in there and it's just flush Hey what are you trying to pull on me This is a fucking second printing This is disgusting Oh man Ooh the world of collectibles Get me out of here So he wanders into Luz Diner

Sure great line here about you want something kid he says give me a tab can't start you a tab unless you order something give you a Pepsi free I can't give you a Pepsi pal you got to pay for it so on and so forth and this is when he meets his dad George McFly also played by Crispin Glover playing a nude there is this pre or post Friday the 13th probably post right this I think is one year later

yeah I think I think it's a You're right. Because Friday the 13th part four. Yes. I think they went on the year, didn't they? You have 80, 81. Yeah, you might want to double check. I'm going to do it.

I'm on it. But, yeah, so he meets his father. This is when he also meets Biff. He gets to watch his father get humiliated 30 years. Again. Yeah. Well, but. Hey, McFly, you Irish,

we're deporting you. Irish bug is such a good line. That was a real. I'm laughing in my own living room. I thought I wrote a little eye on your lease application. Oh, so there's a poster in this for a mayoral candidate. And I was talking about this beforehand for Red Thomas. Reelect Mayor, Red Thomas. Now, we don't hear much else from him as the movies go on.

But there is that homeless old man named Red. Oh, interesting. And I was wondering if. the times just turned and red was out on the gutter. Do they dress him as red? Yeah. Marty does at the end of the movie. And that is his buck flower, right? Buckflower from

Wishmaster, among other things. Among many other things. You fucking scurvy, I'll fucking kill you. Where's my magic genie? I want to get have cancer. Was he in the Corman's stable? He seems like he should be,

but it seems like he should be. I'm not positive. I got to tell you, though, if he is the old mayor and he's sleeping on the street he's got some choice words for the new mayor is all I'm going to say oh yeah I think that's why he's out in the streets yeah he doesn't appreciate mayor Goldie Wilson yeah by the way that Friday the 13th the final chapter was 1980 yeah right year before okay so yeah he meets uh he sees biff he sees his dad get humiliated by him he's trying to like talk up his dad because like holy shit's my dad and good I mean we haven't said a good Michael J. Fox acting in this no scene of like

being like totally shocked and like I love that they do he inherited his father's like I'm stressed out and I'm putting my hand the same way also one of the saddest parts again aside from being bullied in public which is fucking humiliating

you're fucking 17 years old come on fuck man he is just at a diner counter eating a bowl of cereal you know no way no way back then I think it was you think so order they're not serving you a fucking a brioche bun, my friend. It's fucking cereal or eggs.

And it's 1955, so eggs are your fucking friend, dude. Yeah, but we're supposed to believe he's a high school student, even though he looks like he's 35. Age thing does not matter. I'm just saying, if you go to a diner nowadays, you order a bowl of cereal, they look at you like he got two heads.

But if you're a 17-year-old, I don't think so. I'm like, oh, that's a baby doing a baby thing. Back in the 50s, it wasn't it like, oh, that's a healthy way to start the day or whatever. The road to votes and whatever else. Road to Wellville's happening. Maybe a few years before.

But yeah. It's just, it's a weird thing. But the weird thing is so like, I mean, like, you know, so much of the latter part of this movie, like, we can't fuck with a timeline, buddy. And like, but he, it's weird because he's the one that puts it in Goldie's head

to become mayor. Yeah. And my question is like, obviously Goldie is destined to become mayor before he goes on the timeline. Does that actually make him not become mayor? Maybe like Goldie tries too early It's a bad run like three years before he would have.

I don't know. The only thing I could say is that in the second movie, the Wilson family, I believe, is doing the hover conversions. Gotcha. So they've left, the family has, there's no, there's no Wilson dynasty in Hill Valley. They may have had Goldie Wilson just had that one run in 1985. Gotcha.

But by the time in 2016, when we're doing hover conversions, we're in the car business. Well, it seems like one of his bigger proposals is to get rid of the clock tower, which nobody is for, I mean, you know, like that time. Yeah. popular position. I mean, I feel like Doc Brown is bullshitting through all of these time travel rules because he doesn't know what he's doing. It's his first time out.

No, Cabin, you don't need to have experience in time travel to know that that's true. Are you sure? But once we get there, we find out that the rules he actually, like, abides by don't work. Like, when Jennifer and Jennifer see each other in the second one, they're just like, okay, that happened. That's true, Marty. But he says that could happen. That's a worst-case scenario. I'm not saying it's going to happen, Marty.

I'm just saying it could. That's right. Everything could happen. Now, Marty, if you find yourself looking at your future self and you guys touch wieners, I don't even want to tell you what's going to happen.

What could happen. You ever see the movie Time Cop? Well, actually, go to the future. Go to 2018 and rent Time Cop on VHS. But Doc, why can't I just go to the theater in 1994? That's going to take too long. Get with it, Monty. No one's a time cop in the theater.

That was a rental success. So he follows his dad out. He follows his dad, obviously, to the street. And what was his dad doing in the street? He was looking at his mom get changed. And we, the gag is hilarious because in a few minutes earlier when we were in 1985, she says, what was it, George Bird watching? And he just doesn't answer because he's wrapped up in.

what Lorraine what totally but yeah he's fucking totally looking at Leah Thompson taking her shirt off and he falls out of the tree this is a moment where Marty McFly is again like who's he talking to he's just like he's a peeping time

who's he's talking to he's letting me know a child watching this what a peeping Tom is yes for sure that's this movie is what I learned what peeping Tom meant yeah that's what I got my start I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Watching back to the future was ground zero for you.

Yeah. With all the perversions to come. It wasn't until college that he got the camera with the knife at the end of it. Excellent film. A incredible. Excellent movie. I have a very vivid memory of after seeing this movie for the first time I said to my mother, because like I was a little, little kid. I said to it, I was like, what's a peeping Tom?

And she was like, how did you learn what that is? And I was like, this movie we bought at McDonald's. so this is your fault he sees his dad is about to get hit by her father and he pushes him out of the way which oops

he can't do that because it's gonna fuck with a timeline my friend great fucking line here from the dad he's like get out here one of those damn

kids jumped in front of the car again it's again that really hands yeah how many kids is he killing I

yeah dude what does the Baines's basement look like that's what I want to know so it's a lot It's like, is he just running down children, which is a definite possibility? Probably the most likely.

Or is like there are that many peeping Tom's going up that tree? It's a good tree for peeping. It is a good tree for peep. Well, one too many kids took a baseball bat to his mailbox. And now he's after revenge. Maybe it's a Casey situation. That's what he's doing. He's a family man, but he's killing kids.

The basement and the fucking backyard is just full bodies. Sam, come on in here and eat your dinner. This dude's down in the basement fucking cutting up bodies. Lorraine, if you ever a kid like that, I'll kill him. I'll eat his skin, Lorraine. I'll do it.

I'll eat the flesh off his bones, Lorraine. Now eat to supper. I would like to hear a Sufi and Steven song about Back to the Future. Yeah. Probably 20 minutes long. It's the power of love. He could do an album on California.

You know, that son of a bitch said he was going to do all 50 states. He did like two. I think that was a thing where he was like, let's see how many idiots fall for this. I was one of them. I love that album. So was I.

I was like 50 albums. And that's, you know what that is? That's a trip to Hawaii you can write off. Yeah, but the Ohio one. So instead Marty gets hit with the car. It's knocked out. Wakes up.

We are in Leah Thompson's bedroom. Here it comes. it's where the movie gets real weird man it's real weird it is real weird it's your classic oh i had the craziest dream mom and like it's his mom but she's young and hot and he's like oh shit i got a bonus from my mom why do you keep calling me calvin yeah because it's on your underwear oh yeah she's looking dude because she takes his pants off and she she's read the like the the labels on the underwear like that whole fog was taken up to your table pulling off pants without pulling off pants without pulling off the underwear, dude, that's like the fucking tablecloth of the flowers. It's really hard. So on that first tug, you better believe it all came down. But purple, like, I didn't what, what I did, was there

like a purple underwear craze that I was not aware of? I don't know if it was a craze. I think it's more like to show like in the 80s, we weren't wearing tidy whiteies, we're wearing like weird kind of fun underwear. I thought that was all like leopard print and stuff like that. Oh, me, undies went back to the future. Oh.

Interesting. Yeah, I agree with Steve. I think it's just to be like, look, weird purple underwear. And like she's freaked out. Her dad's coming. So she's put your jeans on. It's fucking great, great line right here. He's like, where are my pants?

And she goes over here on my hope chest. Yeah. Where you put all your fucking wishes, dude. I feel like I would disappear because I would just kill myself. If I got an erection because my mom was like, yeah, feeling me around. Are we confirmed that he's fully erect in this? scene. I feel he's got something going on, though. Chubster down there a little bit, a little

half-mast. Dude, I'd fucking throw myself into the Shownash ravine. A little part three trivia for you. I like that. So he gets to meet the rest of her family. We get the Uncle Jailbert Joey joke of he says bars kids, I love.

You catch who's at this dinner table, though? What's his face from Wonder Years? Yeah, dude, Wayne. Older brother, Wayne. He's wearing a fucking Davey Crockett. Yeah, dude. Wayne, what were they? Cooper? No, that was the girl. Oh, I forgot. Kevin Arnold.

Wayne Arnold. Oof. What would you do if I killed several kids? Would you stand? I think I would die amongst them. Another great line right here is when he's given Marty directions to Doc's house. And he goes, it's a block past Maple

and Marty goes block past Maple that's John F. Kennedy Drive. Great fucking who the hell's John F. Kennedy? Yeah. Fucking awesome. They're voting for Nixon in that house. Yeah.

You fucking better believe it, dude. He says that same thing election day. Who the fuck's John F. Kennedy? Dude, he wasn't swayed by the fucking sweating in that TV debate. Are you kidding? He just meant that Nixon was working hard. Yeah, he relates to that.

Sweating, a man sweating like that? Now we can watch Jackie Gleason while we eat. Sorry. Yeah, and we're watching The Honeymooners. There's a rerun joke, blah, blah, blah. And it's a cool, it's a cool bit. Also a weird, do you have a television? Well, you know, we got two of them. Wow, you must be rich. Yeah, it's funny. Like, the idea of having two televisions. I mean, it would be a huge expense. What's a rerun? So, yeah, he gets freaked out right here. There's a fucking thigh grab. Yeah, that'll make me leave the table. Marty, do I know your mother? Yeah, I think maybe you do. She's trying to fuck me at the table. Yeah. I'm currently almost getting a hand job by your, my mother. Well, that's, I was a little surprised not to get the, the gruff father immediately when she says, like, oh, he is, is he? Yeah.

He's staying in your room. I see. And he can sleep in my room, thigh grab. Okay. Yeah, that's it. I'm going to go to fucking, I'm going to go that wild old perverts house. I know where I stand at that dude. And it's a fucking great comedy here from Michael J. Fox getting freaked out and, like, leaving the table.

So he goes to Doc's house Fucking great moment again right here You get to see the big brown estate I feel like I don't I can't name a title But I feel like this house Has been featured in other movies Not the garage But the actual big

So now what happens here So it burns down Do they build the Burger King there? No the Burger King's on the other side So like if you're facing the garage The Burger King is like to the right But it's still it's the same plot of land Correct

Oh, it actually, it happened the night before Doc's wedding to Bianca, his then-fiance and he's like, Bianca, I got a deal from the Burger King people. We sell the house. Everything's great. She's like, your father built this house. And he burns it down with Bianca inside. It's a big tragedy. Oh, my God.

Yeah. It'll pay off the insurance will pay double. Life insurance, house insurance, big burger for me. And now every year. he goes to Bianca Brown's grave, weeps a little bit. And then on the last time, Eric comes next to him and says, did she see 9-11? What's 9-11? Oh, perfect.

She's crossed off my suspect list. What's 9-11? I'll tell him exactly where to go. So he appears in the sky on that same day so that it becomes like a huge UFO thing. Oh, shit. Wouldn't you tell him so he could prevent him? No. All right. Fair enough. Go to this

flight school in Florida in August. So yeah, he meets up with Doc and Doc doesn't believe him. There's a fun bit about Doc has this fake invention where he's trying to read people's thoughts. This is an invention that seriously goes nowhere. And also, by the way,

if you just earlier that day came up with the idea for the flex capacitor, why are you still working on this mind-reading helmet? You've got to finish what you started with the minor. Oh, I guess that's true. From the Naval Youth Auxiliary. Coast Guard. Oh, excuse me.

Youth auxiliary. Would you, uh, would you jump? Hey, kid, would you jump ship? Yeah. And yeah, so he's trying to read his mind or whatever. It's another great, do you know what this means? Yeah. This damn thing doesn't work.

Uh, and he, it's okay. Uh, if you're from the, if you're from the future, who's president in 1985, Ronald Reagan, the actor! And then he goes through a cabinet, which I think is pretty impressive. Jerry Lewis, fucking Jane Wyman is the first lady. I'm kind of all about this.

And Jack Benny is Secretary of Treasury. That's right. It's a good joke. Apparently, like, Reagan liked the joke. Mommy, I'm being played with in a movie. I'm being lampooned, and it's not because of my

diminishing brain capacity. I could get into that. Ooh, Big Bob sent us a print. Oh, boy. Oh, shit, Kevin. Do you think this was screened at the White House? Oh, it happened to me, wouldn't it? Yeah, no, he watched him in the White House.

Oh, did he? Yeah, he did. I guess he's not going to the multiplex. One for Back to the Future, please. One. I know. Says the secret service will have to wait outside. Well, he's the popcorn that big.

Doesn't have to be that big. I got lost in. the bathroom. I'll have one large, what do you call it? Oh, yeah, soda. Boys, did you see in there in the bathroom? They have wind machines. What happened to a good old fashioned paper towel?

Honestly, sometimes I still ask myself that question. Would you have to stick your hand in that fucking Dyson thing? Gross. I enjoy it. You enjoy it. But it's fucking flicking flex everywhere. What flex am I getting? Because, listen, maybe you wash your hands thoroughly, but

guaranteed they're people that do not. Oh, I see. So they're just, it's spraying shitflex everywhere. I'm a fucking huge germaphobe, Steve. Good. Fuck them. I'll throw my shit all over them. So Doc is like, you didn't do anything to fuck with the time line, right?

Well, actually, and this is when we get the photo thing where Mark McClure starts to disappear, which I don't think makes a whole lot of sense. Of course not. It would go the other way if it went any way at all, or they would all disappear at the same time. Other way. Wait, so. Marty would go first. Is he the oldest?

He'd be the youngest. So the youngest would go first. I just feel like, because like it, the likelihood would become less that he, they would have more kids if they didn't have the first kid. I, also let's also keep in mind that someone's now taking a photo of just the yard.

Yeah. I've always been fascinated by this photo because they're like standing in front of a well. Yeah. What is this well? Where the fuck are they? Why do you have this Polaroid? Here's what happens. Now, all of them disappear if, you know, they don't get together.

George doesn't score that night. So all of them disappear, and then the girl from the ring comes out of the well. Oh, I see. It's his sister, but she's now the girl from the ring and she comes out of the well. Marty, there's a dead-looking Japanese girl coming out of the well. She's walking all janky-like. Yes, I invented that word. Well, he also, he hooks up this fucking.

JVC camcorder to this 1950s TV in like three seconds? I'm like, what? Dude, listen. What outputs are we using? What are you kidding me? I can't believe this because that is no less than three very frustrating trips to Radio Shagg. It might, I don't know, maybe coaxle cable. I don't know, you know, the thing is TVs didn't come very far in the 30 years.

There's probably no ports at all. It's a fucking goddamn antenna. Yeah, I think it might be possible. Okay. I'm just saying. With Doc Brown at least, he's helping him. yeah luckily he's asking the assistance of a scientist I don't think like

a family just had all these wires hanging around to make this work so now it's like oh I gotta go back and to the school to make sure that my my dad and my mom get together else I won't exist exactly right also by the way

the whole thing from existence that's right you do not want to be erased from existence they devised the whole plan of well you need 1.21 gigawatts of electricity the only thing that has that is the lightning. Unfortunately, you never know where, when lightning's going to strike.

Well, thankfully, he kept that fucking flyer. How can I be so careless? It's too much. Tom, 1.21 jigawatts. That's not even possible. There's also a great line here where he's like, oh, I'm sure plutonium's available in every corner store in 1980s.

It's a good line. What I would do is, I'd go to Luce Diner, be like, hey, Lou, I'll make you a bet. Two days. Lightning's going to strike that tower. Oh, yes, dude. All right, Luth. If I win this bet,

you close this diner and you open it as a fucking gymnasium that's how they switched over into the health advantage. I think that's better. Then he's known as like a psychic but everything after that he gets horribly wrong. But he still volunteers to work with the police. Yes, I think there's dead girls buried here.

All right, well, maybe over there. Have you looked up the tree? Let me consult my crime-fighting dog Well, Arnie, where's the dead girl? The ice is going to break. Oh, the ice is actually perfectly fine. It's June in California. Can you pay me still?

I still got paid, right? What's the action I'm fighting this girl? So I want to wet my beak? We go to the high school. He's very impressed. it's not a shithole, which is great. Because, yeah, also we didn't mention, but when he goes to school the first day, again, spray paint

everywhere. The word smegma is, uh, spray paint that on the fucking yes, that's right. Oof, what a fucking gag to throw in your PG-rated movie. Now, what is, what is that? Oh, do we really have to discuss fucking smegma on the air? I don't know what it is. All right, well, how about this?

When we go off the air. Or actually, maybe just to yourself right now, go on Wikipedia and look up smegma. I am not explaining on the air with smegma. Why not? Because it's fucking disgusting. So? We love movies, guys.

They're fucking weird. So we have to get them. I'm just Googling. I know you are. And you can feel free to read it. I'm just saying I'm not going to. It's secretion in the folds of the skin, especially under a man's foreskin.

Interesting. Yeah, dude, it's fucking, it's just old cum. Yes. Okay, man, this is something else. I'm on Smemma.net. I'm on Urban Dictionary and one of the You know how they do it, like use it in a sentence?

Oh, you're sure. It says like, yuck, check out all the smegma under my foreskin, dude. Hey, dude. Posted on October 20th, 2001. So pretty soon after the events. Yeah, that's a famous. You know what, man, here's the lesson I learned

in the past couple weeks. You never know when life is going to take a wrong turn. So I got to get on the internet. and add smegma to the Urban Dictionary. Appreciate your smegma when you can, man. You guys are ridiculous. It's a famous line from the age of innocence. All right.

So, you know, I think we did a service today because not everyone knows what smegma is. The more you know. So, yeah, we get there. We get to introduce to Biff and his gang, including Billy Zane. Oh, I know, dude. Billy Zane.

Did you guys notice the head of hair on Billy Zane here? Dude, yeah, it's not. This is from a time gone by. Yikes. He's still got a ton of hair in Titanic, too, right? I don't know how much that's a piece, though. Oh, I see what you're saying? Well, I mean, because that's what?

We're talking 94, 95? 97. 97. So, yeah, so 12 years later. Yeah. I don't know. Oh, I bet you Billy Zane's looking for a Dolorian these days. I need a sports hall in the neck.

A box office moment. Show Report. Wait, so sniper's not going to be a hit, is what you're saying. Is he in sniper? Yeah, I believe he is. Nice. Or at least in some of the sniper sequels. Wait, the Phantom isn't the biggest movie in America?

Wow. But I ride a white horse in a purple costume. That might be a stay tuned. I've never seen it, actually. You can take the might out of that. It's a piece of shit. It's a huge piece of shit. This cabin laying down the hammer.

So, like, he, you know, and look, it's very clear that Lorraine has a huge crush on Marty. Yes. And she will not fall. And, like, George won't make a move because he's such a coward. More George McFly humiliation here, by the way. Oh, yeah? Because when they get to the school also, boy, this is a product of 1955. You're just letting this fucking old guy wander around to high school without signing in.

Okay. He goes, now tell me which one's your pop. And fucking Michael J. Fox is like, that's him cut to fucking George me flag and he kicked in the ass because there's a kick me sign on him the humiliation

I can't even I don't know this guy ever got laid like I think that was the thing he had one chance to ever lose his virginity this was it this is it and Marty fucked it up his own son from another timeline fucked it up

uh yeah so it has a big crush on Marty and like so basically that's sort of the triangle we're going on to enlist his father's help because his father's too much of a coward he's like he finds that his dad

writes science fiction short stories like oh cool I didn't know you did anything creative and then he kind of repeats the same thing about the fear of rejection and blah blah blah and you kind of realize it like father like son so he goes he visits him in his bedroom at night dressed as the in the biohazard outfit

and he puts headphones on him and it's the Van Halen scene and calls him Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan by the way yeah So basically what he did, by the way, because he's putting this at his father's head, he's robbing the world of both Star Wars and Star Trek. Yep. They are now gone. You think so?

Because George McFly then uses those ideas in his own story. I think so. George was like, oh, man. But we're told at the end of the movie, though, that Biff says, like, oh, I think it's your new book. And Lorraine says, oh, your first novel. Oh, I see. This is 1985. You're right.

So you probably just forgot that shit. Oh, okay. Star Wars exists. I think we might still be safe. We might be safe. But, you know, this is a huge risky move because, like, you're doing this to your father in the past. You don't know what's going to happen. He could become, like, a crazy, like, ancient aliens UFO conspiracy theorists or something.

Your dad is, like, the first founder of, like, Info Wars, but it's on, like, early internet message boards. Oh, that's for sure. And that's why at the end, I'm pretty sure. he's a Scientologist. Oh, I like this. Yeah, dude, you're totally right. It is California, dude. It's California, dude.

You can achieve anything if you just put your mind to it. That's the secret, brother. Catch him in bed with the McFly. Now I'm going to make a video about motion smoothing and how to turn it off. Listen, Tom Cruise and Chris McQuarrie

are doing the world of service. And this Christmas, tell your Aunt Patrice that she's a fucking. and stupid idiot and she needs to turn that shit off I think Tom Cruise is great I don't care if he's crazy

Oh yeah sure He believes in a whack-a-doodle religion Yeah just like the neighbor down the street They're all whack-a-doodle religions pal He winds up whatever So he now enlists his dad Because he threatens his dad as Darth Vader From Planet Vulcan

It's fucking awesome because when they're talking It like at the gas station the next day He's like last night Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't ask her out, he was going to melt my brain. And it's like, it's,

the comedy in this movie is so fucking great. It is like, all right, let's keep all the brain melting stuff to ourselves. He's hip, but he's also like, I like Fox in this movie because he's,

he's hit, but he's not too cool to be funny. You know what I mean? Like, totally. It's right where it needs to be. And right, it's like, it's joke after joke right here

because he can't get, he doesn't understand that the Coke bottle isn't just going to open. It's not a twist. off. Yeah, yeah. George does it at the gas station right there.

Then we go to lose because he's instantly going to try to pick up Lorraine so that his brain doesn't get melted. If someone tells me my brain's going to get melted if I don't do something, you better believe I'm doing it the next morning. Milk, chocolate. Oh, yeah. Slides down the bar, classic. And it only spills after Crispin Glover slams it down on the table.

Doesn't even make that huge of a mess pretty great. I wonder what take number that was. How much chocolate milk was flying all over this set? A ton, I bet. Lou, where's the corks crawl? Whoa, the corks crawl! Look, little Bob. We have 50 dry cows out here.

The next one's got to be good. Marty, what do you do? Your father's been killed by Jason Voorhees. Oh, man. Yeah, do Doc Brown on the Time Machine versus Jason Voorhees? Yes, please. He goes back to like the 30s or whatever, or whatever. Jason fucking sank

The 50s When that kid die It must have been the 50s I think it was like really Or is it the 60s Wait okay let's Okay let's do the mental math here So he was a hulking brute by

80 whatever 1980 I think it would be like Early 70s maybe Okay I don't know I see all right In any event you can go back in time

And fix that shit That's right You can get those fucking Councils to pay attention Pay attention to those Counselors in New Jersey Then you're fucking Winging it

You got the Hoverick conversions so you can fly. You're winging it over to fucking Illinois. You're going to Haddonfield in the 1960s. You're stopping that shit from going down.

Sure. Then you go to zip up to Springwood. Yep. You're like, look, that guy's a pedophile. All right, he should stand trial for his crimes.

Listen, Vagelani justice never got anybody nothing. I love this idea, by the way. You are not stopping that from happening. You're just stopping

the brutal murder. Well, yeah, that's where the fucking dark magic exists. That would stop that. But you know what? To go back to Haddonfield, I would love a scene. It would be like, Doc Emmett Brown meet Dr. Loomis.

Like that exchange. Emmett, get your car away from there. Pull in over here. They've got a Burger King. Nia! Nia! It'll only take a second. It's drive-thru.

Oh, no. There's a line. Lifeless car, like a doll's car. you know but Biff comes in and it turns into a thing where he humiliates George McFly again

in front of like 40 people at this diner dude and Lorraine like is like oh she kind of expresses like I like men that can stand up for themselves like very specifically but I'm your density

oh man the density line he's like fucking it up it up yeah how about like hey Lorraine how about let's go to the picture show you know what I mean but also

it kind of I don't know maybe I'm just hopeless romantic for George McFlying Lorraine Baines here but when he finally gets out destiny

she's kind of like oh that's what you meant oh well now that's just say that she's kind of always into him but then it's fucking Biff Tannen again cinema's greatest bully and she also much like oh this makes perfect sense actually

why she's so attracted to Marty and Marty's so attracted to her it's like that phenomenon that's explored in a very small British documentary wherein called incense. No, people who don't know that they're related when they meet each like who grow up to be sexually

mature when they meet each other. There is a weird attraction sometimes. Oh yeah that documentary is called three identical strangers. Wait a second. So do like is this little thing you watched about like people getting down by accident? Kind of by accident but also like not by accident like half brothers and half whatever they're like. They're just

having sex. They just get in they're like oh wow that's cool. You're like you know it's the commonality that turns them on Oh, that's weird Does this take place in Shelbyville? Oh man, it's almost like I'm having sex with my parents

Oh, that's so cool. I travel back in time and had sex with my mom. It is just amazing to me that any of this fucking cut the mustard. Like, yeah, that everybody was like, it's fine. You know what?

It's all fine. Because she plays it way, and again, Leah Thompson's very good. She plays it way too horny. Like, she's really, really into this kid. But it's like a comedy of errors. You can see like Carrie Grant

doing the Marty Mcfly role here a little bit. And I like her being a young. No, mother, I wasn't driving a DeLorean. Exactly. I know my mother's looking to be in my underwear. Mortimer Brewster going back in time. I mean, I like her being sexually aggressive because I like the idea that...

Oh, she's running the show. Well, yeah. But I also like the idea of like the whole point of this is just tell your kids what you did when you're a parent. Sure. Just tell them who you were, what you did. Be honest with them. In case they have to go back in time. In case, that might happen.

But yeah, like, so you're not totally shell-shocked by all this activity. Yeah. I also like, while this movie's happening, is like Mark McClor at Burger King. Like, I'm not feeling so good. And like, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, dude, his hand is disappearing. He's like, taking fries out of the friar and his hands like, missing like he collapses face first in the deep fryer he picks up all the fries and like few of them

dropped through his hand oh fuck i shouldn't have got so fucked up at rusty's last night man rusty that shit was messed up man cut to linda she's like at the malls she's at like a forever 21 or something trying on earrings and she's like oh this fits good and then it falls right through her earlobe well at the time it would probably be the first clairs oh yeah the first Ugary old Clare's. Back then, the store is called New Navy. That's so terrible. Good night. I like it.

Yeah, we kind of move on. So the plan comes on, like, you know, Doc Brown is only working on how to get Marty back to the future with the lightning bolt and they have this really fun diorama thing. I love this. Marty comes in after making Biff run into a bunch of fucking horse shit, which is great. Which I love this is the only of these three movies

that doesn't have the stupidest line in the universe, which is, I hate manure. Like, of course, it's horseshit in your mouth, dude. Guess what? Nobody likes that. I hate manure. I like human feces. This is, it's a great line here, too,

where Doc Brown's like, excuse the crudity of this model. I didn't have time to build at the scale or to paint it. Fucking awesome. That's fine. Thank you, Emmett. It catches fire through this experiment, and there's a literal bucket of oily rags. What are we talking about, Doc Brown?

Because this dude just doesn't care if he dies. I think this is when I was like, is that what burnt down the house? It was like maybe not, you know, obviously not this instance, because he grabs the fire extinguisher. My oily rag addiction. Exactly.

I was huffing ether. I'm coming for you, Bianca. He's just huff and shit. He's just like, Oh, got my hide. He just throws the rag. Yeah. And then it's just like eventually, like the whole place is just a fire trap.

It's a really great Christopher Lloyd reaction here. He's just like, oh. Lloyd is great in this movie. So, so fucking awesome. He is such a talented actor. So this is Lorraine drops by. Yeah. Just fucking still horned up from that fucking manure fight.

Oh my God, you bathed biff and shit. Hey, Marty. Yeah. Is that something you're into, bathing people in shit? By the way, in the manure fight, he invents the skateboard everywhere. Oh, right. Yes, he does. Inventions.

Take that California surfers. Yeah, Ellis skateboard is really going to hate that. So, like, you know, she got him, like, I think she invites him to the dance. And he, that's what he creates the creepiest plan. Anyone ever invented. But, dude, he is at his wits end. Yeah, I don't know what else you do. Yeah, I guess if my brother was fucking.

being erased from existence, I'd have to fucking think fast, too. Like, oh my God, I'm about to lose my siblings and I'm going to disappear. I guess the least I can do is make out with mom. So the plan is he'll be the bad guy in this little bit of stage play they're going to put on. In this scene, Martin McFly is going to get a little hands in it. He's going to get rough with Lorraine. George is going to come in just at the right time and say, hey, you get your damn hands off. Do you think I really ought to swear?

yes god damn it george swear and that's gonna be the plan and like he's gonna punch marty in the stomach and then he's gonna go down and they'll be happy ever after the night of the dance you know things are happening here things are happening here this is a great

bit of trivia about the production of this movie is so Marty's like oh do you mind if we park for a little while which I can't even fucking imagine saying that to my mother it's fucking horrifying so she's into it So they're parking.

She pulls out like a little belt of Scotch or whatever it is and she takes a swing of it. She's like, oh, swiped it from the old lady's liquor cabinet. Marty goes to take a swig and apparently the production put real booze in the bottle. Oh, wow. And when he

spits that out, it's because he didn't anticipate like the burn of booze and reacted in kind. And it has the great light, oh, Jesus, you smoke too? as he's throwing up in this car. He spits the bourbon her face fire.

Oh, that prank didn't go well. That's what happened on the set of... Little too rough with her. That's what happened on the set of the crow, too, is all a big prank. Now, Brandon will never expect a real bullet. Oh, man, those crazy guys in the prop department, dude, that's why they all have mad dog in quotes

around their name. We love movie guys. Actually, I think someone, in this movie it's a prop master he's got fucking danger of course he does those guys live by the edge but also

I'm pretty sure Lorraine is smoking at the beginning of this movie she is but I guess the idea that he's shocked that she does it now I see innocent I think is the idea

it's fucking 1955 he came out of the womb smoking is that mom are you telling me that they had ditch you when you're young that's right that's right son

so she like she tries to make out with him and she does get some action it's just it's just i appreciated the way this is choreographed with which is just like it's a kiss on the lips there's no open mouth we're not making out she hits she hits those lips and you see like her eyes open like this is fucking weird yeah and it's just this weird cosmic like when i kiss you it's like kissing my brother what's what's missing is michael j fox vomiting like the fat man and the wafer and Monty Python like you just kissed you oh my God like everywhere

everybody's getting it. The entire fucking school's governed in it. That was getting it. Meaning of life, right? Yes, that one. But the door opens and he thinks, oh, thank God it's, it's George. Oh, no, it's Biff. Oh, yeah. And he's like, you cost $300 of damage to my car, which is

in the math, like a million dollars. And who's going to pay for it? Mexico. Mexico is going to pay for my car. and then of course he's a rapist here full I mean this is the most the biggest family comedy

that centers around sexual assault that I've ever seen well I don't know if it centers around sexual assault I believe it centers around time travel well both it's terrible they lift up Michael J. Fox like a doll

like you would Billy Zane gets off a good stomach punch right here they throw him in the trunk of this why do they throw him in the trunk of a car Because it's there, dude. Because it's there. Okay. And this is when we get some racism. A black gentleman's like, hey man, what the fuck?

You throw, like, white dudes in my car? Like, look. I don't need that shit. It's fucking awesome. The dudes, like, we don't want trouble from no re-for-addicts. Yes. Well, it's one of those things. It's just the one guy and that they feel all tough. They call them a slur. Then all these dudes come out. And it's awesome because these fucking musicians, man, Marvin Barry and the Starlighters or whatever it is, they are fucking hot. boxing this car. Of course you are. It's so awesome. You're 26 and you're playing a fucking white high school dance. Of course I'm boxing it. And what's awesome is like that is a thing where I'm watching this and like, you know, whenever I was watching this, 1989 or whatever, you don't. I'm like, oh, they're smoking cigarettes in a car. Okay. No, sir. They are hot the fuck box in this car, baby. A bunch of referatics. It's so awesome. By the way, also a hilarious reaction here. So George McFly is at the dance. Like, like waiting for 9 p.m. to happen and he's doing like some bad solo dancing. And then he looks

up at the clock and Crispin Glover does a great like mouth agape reaction to it almost being 9 p.m. Yeah. I've always loved the facial expression he makes right here. So he opens the door to stop what he thinks is Marty. Yeah. Who's in on it. But oh, it's Biff. Hey you get your damn hands off. Ah. And then Biff gets a hold of him here. Yeah. And he's like, he's, like, he's he like turns his arm like he holds his arm behind his back big time and he's like holding him down and it's like oh my god what's going to happen and lorraine is like scared and george is about to you know be be conked out here but then george realizes he has another hand and it is a great cinematic moment where you see him look at his other hand and he's like holy shit i have another

hand. Oh, wait a second. Wait, wait. It can make a fist out of this hand. So he sees his other hand and he's like, shit, I'd have to jerk off with this if I let this continue. And then he spins around and he knocks Biff out. It's fantastic. Dude, he fucking hears it from the crowd, man. He socks this guy. It's awesome. Biff spins around like three times, falls down, presumably dead. Yeah, he just knocks. Biff Danin presumed dead. George McFly goes to prison.

Dude, it's like Con Air. Yeah. We have determined that you are a lethal weapon, George McFlein. Can I still write my science fiction stories in prison? Sure, George McFly, but now you have a really bad southern accent from here on out for the rest of your days. You got it. It's a fucking great dude. And then, like, Marty sees Biff, like, slide down and falls down dead or whatever.

And so he's got to get the musicians back. by the way, the dude Marvin Barry has cut his hand open, of course. Damn it, man. Slice my hand. Right. To pop the trunk because the keys are in here. That's another fucking great bit of comedy. Like, where are your keys? Lorenzo, where are your keys?

The keys are in here. Say that again. I said the keys are in here. Which also... But why? Yeah, dude, listen, I get it, man. You are super excited to be smoking weed in this car. Put the keys in your pocket. Come on, Lorenzo. You were sitting in the driver's seat.

And then you threw your keys in the, I don't know. Well, I got to put the keys where I know I won't lose them in the trunk of the car. This guy's smoking crazy shit. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Oh, he doesn't know what's going on. Just real out there fucking gorilla glue shit, man. 1950s gorilla glue.

Get the fucking grape ape going. So, but yeah, like he saves. You would think like Marty can look at the picture and everybody's back. No, no, no, no, no. He's got to fucking be the person to slide it in. Like, that's how far this has. to go. He's like, help her, George. Help her. Oh, God.

What else do I have to do, God? That's a deleted scene I wish existed. Marty McVly's screaming at the heavens. What do you want from me? Explaining to him how to not use a condom. All right, George, what you got to do? You just take a little pen and you prick it through the middle of it. So, Marty joins the band.

The red-headed guy from the children of the corn shows up here. Is that this guy? Malachi or whatever that's. Get out of town. He cuts in and he's like, hey, McFly, you're a loser. And like, now all of us is a fan, McFly. Everyone in the fucking world wants to take violent fucking charge of Luan or

of Martin Bly's wife. Lorraine, yeah. Because they still see George McFly as this push over. I guess so. But no, not today. He comes and he shoves this guy down. He's like, I'll fucking knock everybody out. That's it.

King Kong ain't got shit on me. He's high on power. I need the cutscene of them like warring over control of the AV club or something before this. That's a great point. This guy, this is like... He comes out nowhere. This is a, they're battle nerds together.

They are battle nerds. Screw off, McFly. You got two alpha nerds squaring off here. It's pretty great. I never noticed that, but you're totally right. This guy's no cooler than George McFly. Not at all. There's another nerd. Look at my face. Uglier of him, for sure. It's fucking crazy. The maniacal laughing that is happening

like as Marty's disappearing. And this guy's like, ha ha ha, ha, ha, I'm dancing with a girl. And I guess, like, the idea is, like, what she's going to fall in love with that guy? Like, what's that future look like? Oh, man, I don't know. Well, that's what I know. Like, she's very clearly, like, George, George, could you help me here? Yeah, I guess so.

With the look of this dude, though, I don't know, man, probably some fucking sets of Irish twins in this family's future. So they kiss. Marty is given strength. He can play guitar again. We cut into, uh, this is a blues riff in B. Watch me for the changes and try to keep up. Oh, no.

And then we get the worst lip syncing in the world. Oh, yeah. And do you guys, do you know who did the fucking voice of this, who sang the song that they did the lip sync of? I heard this today. I'm shocked. Jack Mack and the heart attack. No.

Yes, from Tough Turf. What was his name? Mark Campbell or some shit. He's the guy that was Jack Mack. Right. Oh, really? So that's Jack Mack singing. That's wild.

That song. Now your favorite movie. Nowhere near enough fucking horns for this to be a Jack Mack song, by the way. He's playing

for the audience he's saying. Yeah, you can't call it. Also, Michael J. Fox minus like 600 pizzas from Jack Mack.

But you can tell even like the way he's singing like, John will be good. That's a fat guy singing. Come on.

It doesn't match. It doesn't match at all. It's honestly, I love this movie top to bottom. This is one glaring part of this

movie that I'm like, what are we doing? I think this part's too square, man. I don't like it. This movie gets a little too square sometimes.

this is as square as it gets what do you mean square like nerdy and boring yeah just like it's just a little cheesy I love this scene oh I love it Johnny be good of course it's so rad I just don't appreciate how all of the all of a sudden the guitar has distortion on it yeah where's that fucking effects pedal what are we doing and also like he's he robs rock and roll from African Americans I guess well Elvis fucking did it so it doesn't matter No, but he even prevents it from even happening. They stole it from a white guy, apparently. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this.

So Chuck Berry is now influenced by the... Right. I think Martin McFly also was a fan of fucking cameras and bathrooms. Oh, shit. Wait, wait, he had a big thing about that. Chuck Barry had some toilet cams. I forgot about that. What's it going to be in the 1980s remake, though? This is your sister, Mary Ronstat?

Well, no, it would be more like, God, I don't even know. It'd be something for the... It's your brother, Todd Cobain. Yeah, that's it. I was going to do another one, but that Todd Cobain kind of does it all. I love though.

My mother used this bad lip-sinking as a moment for a piece. Oh, really? Because, like, she knew what was going on right here, right? Like, it's bad limping. I don't think she knew was the lead singer Jack Back in the Heart Shore. But she clearly knew this was not the, this was not Michael J. Foxx. But she decided to do a parental, like, I'm going to lie to kids.

Yeah. And I will never forget this. We were watching this movie one time. And my mom goes, you see how horrible he sounds when he sings? That's what happens to your voice when you smoke cigarettes. Oh, wow. What are you talking about those beautiful tones in here? I want to smoke a pack right now.

Tom Wait still packs them in. Like, what are we talking to them? I love the, while this is all happening up on the stage, I love what's going on on the dance floor, which is everybody is celebrating the fall of the Tannin Empire. Yes. Because it's like, oh, hey, George, I heard you laid out Biff with one punch. We're free! You killed the head vampire.

Exactly, dude. Like, they want him to run for class president now. Biff has been defeated. Well, whatever they do to him to get him to the state that he's. he's in at the end. It is, it's brutal. Oh, it's a car battery to your ball set. It's brutal.

It did not end at that punch. I think George McFly became the bully. Of course he did. Definitely. Yeah. And just tons of like sexual humiliation. And we're not there yet, but he's still doing it. As a fucking 57 year old, he's still doing it.

You know what though? Biff Tannen had it coming. He's due to be humiliated to the grave. He did, but I don't know. I would stop associating with somebody that, tried to rape my wife. I would cut him out of my life. I would not have waxing my car. You're not going to give him like odd jobs

around the house. He's going to bring it your mail for you. The win is cool. Sure. But then I've got to look at that dude for the rest of my fucking life. No thank you. They do awkwardly both have a like a laugh about it. Yeah. Like oh if it wasn't for Biff, I know, honey. We wouldn't have

gotten together. Biff's here again. I'm going to go and drink. So he hightails it back to where Doc is. Doc, by the way, I don't know if it's the first time I ever saw this. Doc bribes a policeman in this movie?

Oh, the deleted scene. Is it actually a deleted scene? There's a deleted scene where you see him like open the wallet close and he takes money. Oh, close. He's going for the wallet in the background. In the background.

Yeah. The weather experiment. Oh, I think I have it right here, officer. My friend, uh, Ben Franklin gave it to me. He also did weather experiments. Oh, shit. I'm in jail. Marty, I fucked up. Do you know any other lightning bolts?

I'm doing five to ten for bribing a policeman. Oh, God, your tacos down. Do your best to... All right, the next five years, try to remember a lightning bolt. Any other time, somebody may have been telling you about lightning bolts. Maybe walk around in a field with the car.

I don't know. I don't know. By the way, can I get a cake with a nail file in it? So this whole sequence, we talked about this last week with T2, and I'm saying it here, man, this is some pulse-pounding action. It is. This sequence fucking gets me every time. I have known for fucking 30 years that this man gets back to the future. I was watching it this afternoon on the train, and I was like, oh, man, here we, and a lot of it has to do with the fucking score.

This is an awesome score in this movie. You know, it's a great device too Because now we have a literal ticking clock The clock tower I was the same way I was like oh shit is he not gonna Because I always remember like him Doc Brown putting the two things together

And then I was like oh shit That tree just knocked out the wire I don't know guys I guess he's not gonna get back to the future this time The whole thing is so great He's trying to relay to Doc the entire time Like I have to tell you about the future He rips up the letter

He writes up a letter like hey dude you fucking piss off those Libyans Yeah But also wouldn't that like totally fuck up the timeline anyway Like maybe he wouldn't go to the Libyans at all And now we're in real trouble I thought about this today And I think something you could say about that

Is like Doc wants to keep the timeline As accurate as possible Until he doesn't have to So that's why he wears a bulletproof vest As opposed to like actually not be there Yeah or like do it on a different day Or whatever it is Hey Moni

Do you remember if I get shot in the face at all or what Is it just chest stuff Should I buy a helmet? Because when I get shot in the face, I am going to have to not show up that day. Because that's the thing, by the way, if you're these fucking Libyans with this machine gun, man, you definitely have to just turn that head into hamburger. Absolutely. Yeah, there's no question.

This fucking white asshole fucking made you look like an ass, a fool? No way. Totally. Gaddafi's fucking on your ass about this shit. It's like, where's that nuclear bomb you promised me? Like, well, we got to go back and kill this guy at a mall parking lot. The boss is really coming down on us. You got to bring that head back to Libya.

That's actually true. Man, getting that on a plane, huh? So the experiment goes through, of course. Marty goes back to the future. He does some hip ziplining to get down. He definitely does. It's awesome. Which also, it shows the great lengths that this man is going to

to save his friend. He fucking jumps off a building for him. That's true. Marty crashes back in 1985. He does go back 10 minutes earlier to try to save. That's right. What am I talking about? I got a time machine.

Why wouldn't you go back like an hour earlier? Like, 10 minutes is plenty. Like, does it cost more? Like, what are you talking about? I'd be too paranoid I'm going to run into other Marty. I wouldn't be too paranoid that I'd hit the wrong fucking buttons on that thing. I don't know how to fix it. I don't know how to do it.

I guess I'm going to whatever year zero. It's not that. I think it's more of the, I mean, we've all been through this. It's a day you're doing a show and you have to wait till the night. You got hours on hours. Yeah, that's true. It's eating away at you. You're totally right.

He doesn't want to risk it. It doesn't want to risk it. So just 10 minutes, it'll be fine. You don't want to run into your former self because then you could, I don't know, merge together and become one giant smegma. Ball is smegma, dude. So he goes back. He's there a little too late because he has to run. The car breaks down.

Here's the thing. The Libyans kind of just like crash into this photo booth and explode, I guess. But there's no explosion. So I'd be like, Doc, we got to get the fuck out of here, man. And those guys are going to wake up. And if I recall, they had a rocket launcher last week. Also, yeah, and FYI, they're going to continue to try to kill you now that they know you're alive. Yeah.

Marty, we got to finish it. Right? They should go over there and like, stomp them to death or something. Like one of these dudes, he's like reaching out his arm, like trying to figure out like getting help or something. Doc comes out with that fucking pistol. He's like, this time it won't jam. Fucking blast this dude in the teeth. Or he does a fucking Tony Soprano

in the last season of the Sopranos, like, sh, sh, sh, oh, yeah. And he just covered his mouth until he fucking goes away. Get into his van and like start running these corpses over. Or there wouldn't be corpses yet. He'd make them corpse. Maybe a corpse creator then.

Drop them off at the Burger King, dude. Corpse creator, a scientist, a corpse creator. Did anybody else notice, maybe I was hallucinating. The switch from, It's twin pines mall at the beginning? Yes. And it's lone pines mall at the end. Yeah.

So it's a separate fucking world then? It's a new reality. When Marty leaves the farm, he runs over one of the two pines. And he's like, oh, my pines. But isn't it so, oh, well, I thought everything had changed that. So what is, oh, well, maybe. It's raining donuts again, Marty. But it's such a weird thing that it's like, okay, old man P-Body, this crazy old guy that was in silent night,

deadly night had this thing about breeding pine trees right presumably he then later sells his land and a developer puts a mall there and then for some fucking reason names it twin pines after his pine tree maybe that was in the agreement yeah okay but he's really crazy and then i guess he only has one left of his experiment so he does lone pine okay i think he murders his family by the way and burns the barn i'll take half the money but it's twin you hear me you piece of shit and if you see Santa Claus you better run I've seen aliens you piece of shit

I'm surprised I didn't say no it's gonna be the aliens ball so Marty goes to a diner and like he like really starts to brutally beat these guys up you're like that's not the Marty Mcfly I know and then like he kind of goes on he goes to find Doc and Doc has

a different name but like even still like they kind of he takes him on a road trip and then they go to where they think the Mcfly house is and it's yeah they don't live there anymore and then Marty says what year is this and then Doc goes my name is Richard and I'm frying guns

oh man so yeah Doc is same I love the fucking What about all that talk about the time continuum? And Doc Brown's just, I figured, what the hell? Cut, that's the end of it. It's fucking great. Economic screenplay right here, man. Let's move it.

We get to the other house. Actually, Doc says he's going to go to the future 30 years to see what's going on. He's like, hey man, just check it on me. I should be like 47. A huge rock star by now or something. There's a weird like inconsistency because when I come back, I say that there's nothing wrong with you, but actually, in fact, there is something wrong with you. Fujitsu will never find out.

So, yeah, we kind of already touched on this, but he wakes up the next morning. It is a fucking 80s Reagan dream scape in here. Everybody's doing great. We're successful as hell. We're all yuppies. I always wear a suit to the office. Right. That's Dave.

He runs Burger King now. I am the fucking Burger King. yet I still live at home with mom and dad what is this why are you having breakfast because I think it's a thing where now they're living out in 90s sitcom they're just over in the morning having breakfast before work

that's bizarre it's truly bizarre but people do it in entertainment well isn't he he's picking up phone calls for the sister the whole time yeah he's got Craig and Greg well which one was it Greg or Craig great one and his parents

come back from playing tennis like why do they have to be assholes Is there a middle road for the McFlies? They're the saddest people in the world or a complete dickbag. This is the thing, Steve. You're looking at this from a 2018 gaze. In 1985, these dudes were rad as fuck.

This was so awesome that they were like this. It's true. It's true. Everybody loves yuppies. That's the thing. I mean, I don't think so. Success and money. Listen, it's not a thing like in other pieces of cinema

where the slobs beat the snobs. No, sir. The slobs became the snobs. which is the ultimate fantasy. I feel like, what do you call it there? Crispin Glover had to turn down Revenge of the Nerds like 16. Like someone who's driving me. I'm not going to do it.

They'd go down to the list to Robert Caradine. Oh, yeah, dude, definitely. He's kind of a Crispin Glover type. Sure. Yes. They definitely didn't have the audacity to ask him to read for Booger. All right, I'll only do it, but I'll be Booger. Booker is the only one we have cast.

So, yeah, of course, this is, he's got the four-by-four outside. Biff brings the book in. Oh, hi, Marty. Fucking great. Now, Biff, don't con me. Yeah, you fucking put two coats of tartarwax on that, you fucking cheap skate. There is a moment here when Marty's like, like, oh, man, you know, we were going to go to the lake, but, you know, the car's totaled. Because in Marty McFly's mind, he's like, okay, every single thing has changed, but obviously the car is the constant.

Right. Well, he's still not entirely sure he isn't dreaming. True. Now, Biff, that's my friend Elron's car. It better be nice and shiny for him. You know, Biff is working through Seacore. That's why he's fucking waxed in his fucking car. That's what that jumpsuit he's wearing is.

It's like official uniform. Oh, hi, Marty. A couple more coats of wax and they'll tell me where my wife is. It's the book. See, Marty, if you trust. Austin Zeno, you could do anything. Now, Biff, don't you start talking to negative people out there, Biff. They'll tell you lies.

Now, Biff, you still owe me $75,000. Who called me? Was it Paul Huggis? Oh, it was Paul Huggins? 25-year-old Paul Hacks. Oh, yeah, sexy, Paul Hague. Was it about my E-meter readings? So Jennifer Parker comes over. we're just about to make out when all of a sudden Doc Brown

blasts back in dressed up like a man from space himself. Sure. You got to come back to the future because it's one of the greatest lines of all time. What do we become assholes or something? It's a great line. It's a great line. It's a great. It's so great. They get in the car and man oh man

where we're going, we don't need roads. What a fucking way to end. 2015, don't need those roads. Well, the way our fucking federal government acts, dude, like we don't need roads. Oh, yeah, because we're never going to pay to pave them again.

Yeah, pave these things. That's what Mitch McConnell's platform. Where we're going, we don't need roads. We won't need an environment either. Oh, my God. Finally, a Mitch McConnell impression. It is. I love it.

I love it. Yeah, and then it's just fucking cue the Huey Lewis, man. Oh, what a way to end of three. You know what? I do like those last two lines, but I did want a bit of a call. I was wishing for a call back to. Marty, put it in the car now.

Get the fucking go. There's much of kids. Ah, God damn it. Where we're going, we don't need roads. Don't your fucking kids, of course it is. On the fucking phone again. Ah, you catch a fucking assholes in the future. And this is, again, I think it just cements how much Doc cares for Marty

because it's like he's going to. upend everything for this mission to save this kid's family. Which also, like, they, they're making their own fucking choices in that second movie. That's not like, they're wearing their pockets on the outside. What's with that hat? Why doesn't he get Marty did not talk to fucking needles in Fujitsu and fucking really do the right thing? Well, the one thing we should say is that second movie was nowhere near written. It was never written.

It was never intended to be a sequel. Yeah, it's a joke. Yeah. It's a fun way to end it. movie, I think. Yes, for sure. Those second movies, the second movie is good but not great. It's just

each one is a step down. I think the third one's like two to three steps down from the second one. Absolutely. I think the thing about the second movie that I really love is like I like all the future stuff, it's fun now that we've passed that year. It's like ha ha ha ha, how quaint look at all these ideas. But I more

enjoy as cool as the future stuff is that the larger portion of that movie, movie is a sequel living inside the first film. That's what's great at best. It's a really cool idea. It really is. I also like the idea of Biff becoming an actual menacing villain, which he isn't.

Like Thomas L. Elf Wilson is great in that sequel. Yes. And like I actually was, I remember as a kid, him on the two things, the him finding the grave of George McFly, I was like, that is fucking haunted. Yeah, he fucking murdered his father. And then yet in the top when the red light is like,

boom it flies the same gosh. Yes, that's a great line. And then, of course, ooh la la. Ooh, la. Yes, I do love that a large plot point in that movie is looking at pornographic magazines, which is fucking phenomenal. But Biff is a big villain in the 50s

even more so in that sequel than this one almost. You know, there's all those sequences like in the tunnel with the car, like he's going to run people over and shit. Yeah, he's going to do that. He's menacing with children. He fucking throws the kids' ball up. Yeah, I will say I'll be home when I get home. He's screaming at his grandmother.

All right. I'm not saying that it's a bad movie by his name. It's just, you know, it's just not the first. I think the third one is like, you could keep it in my opinion. I'm fine with it. I'm fine with it. I just, it's nowhere. It doesn't come near one or two for me. It's just weird that it's a movie that decides to, like the first, the second, the first sequel is a movie that lives inside the original film, which is a cool idea. The second sequel, the third film, is a movie transplanting itself

into another genre of film, which I just, I don't think it works. Well, it's something, and it's only this year that it's been broken. Western, modern Western comedies, not working for you for the most part. Eight million ways to die in the West, who saw it? Nobody. Yeah, that's terrible. But, you know, Ballad of Buster Scruggs is hilarious. Hey, Bob, I got one request for the third movie. Can I get laid out? at all. Is there like any woman that might want to have sex with me?

That was Christopher Lloyd's first on-screen kiss. Oh, real? Wow, that sucks. The Reverend Jim wasn't making out with people. He's got a fucking monster. He'd been asking him like 30 years at that point. But the role just never came along.

He never had a romantic. He's not making out with Danny DeVito and cuckoo's nest. But don't worry once Uncle Fester comes along. That dude, Fester fucks. Oh, dude, Fester fucks. Fester fucks hard. That dude's all smegger. He is made of his

Spectra. Christopher Lloyd had pitched and wanted a fourth movie where Marty and Doc go back to ancient Rome. Oh, really? No. That's not great. We got to stop since the eyes of March, Marty. Doc, I went to public school. I don't know what that means.

Oh, fuck, dude. Biff is Brutus in this, right? Oh, yes, absolutely. Oh, yeah, of course, Brutus Tannen. He's the only fucking Roman with the last That's the thing. I think, like, because the Old West is probably about as far back as you can go and still have, like, family lineage out West, you know what I mean? You don't think it's going to be, like, Tanninus? Oh, yeah.

Tanninus. I'll look out for fucking Tannis Maximus. What do you mean, you don't want to do the Rome idea? All right, fine, I'll just cucketit dancing. Fine, I'll just act in this ride video. Oh, that ride sucked, by the way. As a massive fan of these movies, that ride fucking sucked. I never took it. You didn't miss a goddamn thing.

Back to the Future ride. Yeah, Universal Studios. It no longer exists. I think you can watch the video of it on YouTube. It sucked. It was one of those like you're in a fucking minivan on hydraulic lifts and it's just a screen. It sucked. Yeah, I think I took that once.

It's very annoying. Yes, those rides were because the Star Wars ride was the same way. You're going to have to help me, kids. Yep. You got to go chase. No, fuck you. You invented the time machine, asshole. He's your villain, not mine.

The only thing I do like about that third movie. I mean, listen, I like it. I don't revisit it often, really. The last time I watched it was when I got the Blu-Rays, we did like all three in a row. I did that like five years ago. It was a good hangover day. Oh, yeah.

These movies, like, just back to back to back like that, beautiful thing for a hangover. I love, though, the destruction of the Delorean and then the train time machine. I just think it's cool. A flying train, man. That's rare. Also shot in the back over $80.

It's fun. Oh, that's right. Oh, right. It's got its moments. Yeah, you got Zizi top playing at the little gallery. Run for fun? Also, though, we're talking about Doc Brown boozing or whatever. He famously doesn't drink in that third movie he passes out.

Got to get the wake-up juice. So that is back to the future. Does it hold up and how often do you revisit? it? It certainly holds up. I mean, I think that this movie only has like 33 effect shots or something like that I read which is... Wow. It's about right. You know what I mean? Like, it shouldn't be

like a visual feast for the eyes. Like the stuff, it kind of bookends the movie and it's super fun to look at and really cool. It's like very striking and interesting looking, but it's really just a comedy about like you know, a weird sex comedy around my mom. And then like the next year Peggy Sue got married just ripped

this movie right off. It absolutely did. But I still like that movie. movie, but Jesus Christ. I've seen it like, I'm like every four years of this movie. I like it a lot. I really, it's one of the, you know, it's, it's what I think of when I think of Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd, who both had great careers. Yeah. That's what you think of. But yeah, that's about four years. I always think of like Mike. No, life with Mike. Life with Mikey. Oh, like Mike has Crispin Glover. Yes. Oh, does it really? And bow wow. Yes, I'm right. This holds up great. I mean, every, I mean, the rape and the, the, the, the, the. the racial slurs aside. Yeah, sure. Other than that, I think it's a great. And I watch it probably about once every two years. You can go back and forth.

I will actually take a Back to the Future too as I rewatched back to the future. Yeah. You're covering the basis. I'm just like, I did it. So yeah, it's about it will hit off and dawn. But yeah, once every two years about. Yeah, I think it absolutely holds up, obviously. I'm agreeing with everyone.

But I think I'm with Cabin every two years, probably, maybe three. here and there but it's you know it's always a fucking good time of vivid memories oh yeah of a summer day watching this

in my childhood home like walking down the stairs being like don't got school today what's this back the future's on television well the day is settled settled it up dude exactly

so you know it's a lot of fun memories with this movie and it's great to revisit it yeah I mean I'm I'm very much in the boat we definitely just 100% cold purchase bought that VHS for McDonald's. And I will say it sounds-

Not Burger King? Not Burger King. No, this was, it was what I talked about with fucking Robin Hood, that slew of VHS tapes that you could buy McDonald's. It'll sound fucking stupid as shit. Maybe it is a little stupid as shit, but this is a movie. I said it's my favorite movie. And it's my favorite movie because this is the movie that I could remember watching and like

literally like falling in love with the movie. Sure. Like this was the movie where I was like, Oh, movie magic, like came over me the first few times I saw this movie. And I revisit it probably like once a year. It's funny you mentioned that because our Patreon episode this month on Star Wars, A New Hope, was that movie for me. And you can get that full-length episode available right now.

It's almost three hours long. It's like two hours and 51 minutes. On patreon.com slash we hate movies. We're not doing an episode on it, but I feel like I should share. For me, it was Salo. Wow, they're cutting those kids' tongues out and making them eat shit. The movies are magic.

How did they do it? Let us know on Twitter, by the way. Follow us at WHM podcast on Twitter, and maybe we will do this next December and we can cover Chris's favorite film. Everybody knows we could do a good dissection in that one. That is Back to the Future of 1985, directed by Big Bob Zemeckis.

We Hate Movies is continuing on Patreon Man like Eric said, patreon.com slash We Hate Movies. There's an episode about Star Wars Up. It's just up. You can get it. Right. And coming up very soon, we're doing Star Trek, the wrath of Khan, is coming out towards the end of the month. So definitely sign up for that as well.

As long as, along with an episode of Animation, Damnation on Batman, the Animated Series. So all of that, Patreon.com slash we hate movies. And the command of inventory. Sorry. Oh, right. No. Yeah. A lot of shit's going out this month. Sorry, guys. Big month.

Sorry, but you're welcome. As far as next week, head on over to YouTube.com slash we hate movies. Watch the We Love Movies announcement video to get what the next film is. I will say it's fucking great. Once again, it's a month of awesome movies here on the show. AFI shit, my friends. AFI shit, indeed.

So until next week, when things get a little Christmassy, I'm Andrew Jupin. Stephen Sadek. Chris Cabin. Eric Siska. Take it easy. That was a hate gum podcast.