We Hate Movies - The Nexus 26 - "This Side of Paradise" / "Conspiracy" (CLIP)

Episode Date: October 26, 2018

On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang tackles two pretty great episode of Trek! First over on TOS, it's the sci-fi melordrama, "This Side of Paradise." Originally airing March 2nd, 1967, this episode features Bones giving a whole—OOPS! This episode is for our subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone say dukey, Jim, boy, someone got a problem to shit in the pants up here? The problem is I got a detox from these mint julems because I'm going to be drinking them all day. He's just shaking. I'm going to you, Jim, boy, I'm allergic to mint. I'm going bye-bye now. Bye-bye, man. Oh, no. Oh, fuck.

Oh, this dresser I found in the street. Captain's log. The crew has been decimated by the bye-bye man. He made Scotty walk in front of a shuttle. And that fat-ass bit it. Why did we put a little door in here like that? Captain, we've been reviewing your logs, and we found a line that fat-ass bit it to be a little unprofessional.

It's a regional expression. Also, City Amacron 3, you wouldn't understand. By the way, that was a supplemental entry, so it's fine. That's like off the books. Have you heard Boneses? Supplemental stuff? You got to put one of those parental guide stickers on it.

Oh, Supplemental. O'Malley was wearing her tight shirt again today. It just goes on like that for hours. Uh, they're like, they get a transmission, uh, code 47. Big time problems. Captain's eyes only, motherfucker. I love this. Yes.

I love this. And we're waking up Picard in his bedroom. Did you notice the shot here? Everything about this bedroom that I want? The silk sheets, dude. The silk sheets. But dude, when Picard is like, oh, thank you, number one. Let me get out to bed to get this call.

And Patrick Stewart swings these sheets and he swings out of this bed and you get some Picard thigh. Oh, sure. Oh, fuck. dude, he was in shape. I thought I was a wing guy, but I'm a thigh guy. Let me get rid of these Kleenex. Oh, not the da, day off.

He pours himself a drink. By the way, I love that it's the video chat, so it's just like, Riker just turns it on and is just watching him sleep. That's so fucked up, right? He should have to hit like an accept icon of something. He should have like a piece of... Do do do do.

Oh, no, the masking tape fell off the can. I don't want people watching me the CIA. I don't know. What I love, though, is Picard is literally the only one that's asleep right now. Yes. Because on the bridge at that moment is Troy Riker, Worf, Data, LaForge. Yes. And you can presume that the doctor's up.

Well, maybe she's not, though. Maybe she's just left. She's hiding under the bed. Exactly. Oh, Beverly, get under it. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yes. One second, Will.

One second. I mean, yes. that headache does seem to be dissipating. Thank you, Dr. Goodbye. Will, well, that is just a hologram. Don't tell anybody. Captain, that's not exactly making this any better. By the way, what I just realized

about this episode that we all agree that we love, you notice who's not in this episode? Your man Wesley, Chris. Your man Wesley's not even in for a fucking hot second. I like, I like the episode, so I was like, oh, what was missing? So it's this other captain from another ship, another old white guy.

It sounds a lot like, he's almost doing a Patrick's doing, Patrick's do an impression. He's like, hello there. He's like, oh, hello. Yes, we are all captains, yes, we all talk like this. Are you naked? And are you drinking? So this dude is Walker.

They're old buds, because of course. And it's like, listen, you got to get to this fucking planet, Ditalics, be too sweet friend because I've got some words that I can. And Picard's like, come on, man. I was just jerking off you. Just give me the rub already. Oh, one thing about Ditalix B, do not go there if you are pregnant or planning to become pregnant. This will be the everlasting love.

It could also give you suicidal ideations and it might even give you the watch your blood. Don't take Ditalx B of your nursing. I think they just look over bad Star Trek scripts and fucking name drugs after them. Thank you.