We Hate Movies - The Nexus 27 - "The Devil in the Dark" / "The Neutral Zone" (CLIP)

Episode Date: November 19, 2018

On this month's journey into The Nexus, it's a real race to the bottom as the gang chats about two totally disappointing—some might even say embarrassing—episodes of Trek! First, over on TOS, it's "The Devil in the Dark," which originally aired March 9th, 1967. This episode features all the disastrous Trek elements you hope to avoid like—OOPS! This content is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's like P-O-V kind of, and then the actor will look at the camera and go, ah! And then a thing like jumps up in front of the lens and blacks out everything, and that's the gag. At this part, it's pretty good. It's okay. It's the Jaws rule, right? Sure. You don't have it so you really don't show it.

Imagine Stephen Spielberg just had like a blanket in the wall. This Marjorie the trashy blanket is like, there's my shark. He just made me think of like Spock sees a kill from afar. There's just a blood fountain coming out from one of these poor ensign men. That would be awesome, dude. Blood blanket? Oh, yeah, dude.

Written directed by Eric Siska, blood blanket. Listen, Mr. Spock, there is a blood blanket out there. And we need to find it, sir. You have not caught this blood blanket. all those guys are going to die you know Stephen I saw your movie Blood Blanket and it was very good

this summer remember to tuck in the corners Oh wow what a tagline for Blood Blanket Dude I saw a deathbed The bed that eats by the way Let me all right I'm in my head picturing what you said about it Go ahead It's a scam

That bed does not eat anybody That bed digests things Thank you And let me say Great Pit of Carcun? Yes. Kind of sort of. What?

It's the Sarlach. It's another name for the Sarlack. You know, we also call them the Great Pit of Carcun. Yikes. I think that might be the name of the desert. I don't know. I got blazed last night and watched Deathbed, the Bed that eats. I can tell you some, I could tell you two things that's wrong with that title.

Exactly. Good night, Skiff, God. Good night, Bobafat. You're going to the bed that eats Sam. I watched that movie maybe like two years ago. Yeah. It was on Shudder, I think. And because that movie has been requested.

Yes. Ages and ages of we hate movies. And I'll tell you, I'll tell you right now, audience, you're never getting an episode on it. There's nothing there. That movie is boring as fuck. And that bed just digests.

Exactly. Anytime somebody goes in the bed, a bunch of yellow foam comes up. They go, ah! And then we cut to a yellow pool that actually digest. stuff. And there's like, am I remembering right?

There's like some bad narration that's very like wistful. Yeah, there's like a ghost that knows what's going on. Fuck that movie. Does the bed shitted out or? No, it doesn't have an anus. That's a...

Deathbed, the bed without an anus. Terrified. This all happened because those rambunctious teens ripped the mattress tag off. That's what happens when you rip a tag off a mattress it digests you.

That's how much is going on this Star Trek episode. The Enterprise finally shows up. Jesus Christ. You know, Data, I've heard of this one. His name was G.G. Allen. He was known for eating his own defecation on stage. Isn't that interesting?

He was a genius, Mr. Data. There is a good Picard de Dateline. Captain, do humans often eat their own feces? Not as much as I'd like, Mr. Sometimes for pleasure. Sometimes when the admiral calls, I have to do it. There's a great gag. gag. There's a funny line

where Data Picard is basically like Data what the fuck man Romulins motherfucker I told you to stay put no parties now you have friends over and he's like To feed them dinner

Would you like to stay for dinner Three undead strangers And he says he's like He's like well you know Data They were already dead Because I mean What more could have happened to them? Because Dada's like, well, I couldn't

just leave them on the ship and he's like, who gives a fuck? Why not? Why couldn't you leave them where they were? Picard is so bummed that these people are alive. It's awesome. Oh, and they're from the early 21st century and now we have to feed them. Okay, replicator

SpaghettiOs. Data, could you print out the part of your code that makes you do this so I can rewrite it? Because honestly, this is disappointing, man. fucking intelligent thought with this robot. God damn it. Oh, oh, and I forgot the fucking Romulus.

Oh, my God, Data. I have to do something today. So they, uh...