We Hate Movies - The Nexus 29 - "Errand of Mercy" / "The Child" (CLIP)

Episode Date: January 26, 2019

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Oh, you know, I just realized something about the Klingon deformities. I got an example, real-life example. Okay. 1910. Gotcha. Everyone's, you know, trim and malnourished. Sure. 1980, everyone's a morbidly obese.

Oh, okay. Right? like a horse. Why did it? You tell me these humans are all soft and doughy. Oh, so maybe it was something in the Klingon food. Yeah, I mean, I think they ate a bunch of raisins. I mean, actually, that's true. If you showed like

Larry the cable guy to George Washington, A, he would throw up. And B, he'd be like, is that an alien? This is what becomes of my country. Destroy it. You, Jefferson, tear up the declaration of independence. We cannot allow this to happen. Look at that man. Look how he eats a chicken. Hey, cool, I caused a paradox. The actor who plays this Klingon is also a shitty cop in one of my,

my favorite harmony of all time. The Changeling, the George C. Scott. He gets killed in a hilarious car accident. Nice. Okay, now Larry the cable guy has to go back in time to set right where once it's wrong. Like he's got, I got to found a country now. I got to make sure they do it. Right.

And the movie's called Finding Freedom. Oh, yes. Yeah, dude, co-starring Kevin Sorbo, I guarantee it. When we go alt-right, which is like six months away, we got to cash in. That's why, that's why K. That's why Chris Cabin is boning up on all that 800. We got to pull the CK, dude, we become disgraced and then start milking that fucking culture. I don't know if this is sexual.

It's kind of weird. Steve Zadak prego porn fetish. Not necessarily. it is a weird like she's like I'm like because Pulaski's like I can give you something for the pain it won't ruin the experience of childbirth she's like well that's cool man but I'm not feeling any pain yeah data is like the surrogate father situation right here like he's the like the moral support he's like with his fucking robot laser finger his teeth he's like soup no that's if wharf was there dude he's a little computer chip teeth I don't know Cobb. It's weird though because for all the things that have changed from season one to season two this episode at least still has

a lot of like Brent Spiner getting excited like data gets like giddy at the opportunity to like see a you know a humanoid being give birth. So they cook in that placenta or what? Oh absolutely it's Star Trek times dude. Dibbs it's Captain I call dibs.

Yes yes Mr. Woff we know you called it at the conception meeting. Mr. Woff you're going back for Shuckers.