We Hate Movies - The Nexus 33 - "Operation - Annihilate!" / "The Outrageous Okona" (CLIP)
Episode Date: May 30, 2019On this month's journey into that magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is talking about two fairly ridiculous episodes of Trek—but ridiculous for very different reasons! First on TOS, it's "Op...eration - Annihilate!," which originally aired April 13th, 1967. The episode has it all: Shatner wearing a stupid—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Does Spock have a brother?
Spock?
His brother's spot.
That's stupid.
Don't Vulcans do it like a litter?
I think so.
I was the runt of the litter.
I want to say Spock does have a brother.
but I have to fight for a teat.
My mother had seven teats
and we had to fight over the teets.
I mean, there's a couple of
like Star Trek siblings though
because Wharf has a brother.
Oh, of course.
Very famous. Tony Todd.
Tony Todd, absolutely.
I was watching some DS9 with Tony Todd
a couple weeks back.
And then of course, Data.
Oh, it did it.
The very famous lore.
Scotty's got a brother Farty
This is my brother Farty
It looked like Shrek
Oh, look thank you so much
Captain for getting Fartier job
In the kitchen
Come in farty
Oh my God
All the food would smell horrible
It would, it would smell just awful
Everyone's got like pink eye now.
Fartre doesn't wash his hands.
Fartre's a little sloppy.
I put some poop in it.
Yes, that was it.
Now, Scotty, Scott, you got to tell Fartre they have to wear pants in the kitchen.
I know he doesn't like to.
I got to tell you, Jim, Fartie's a really good guy.
Conjunctiveitis or no?
he's nothing like my brother's skin
just stay away from the bullia base
so this episode starts off
with uh they are
fraties baking a cake
right
and he spills some ingredients everywhere
that bubbling fat ass trying to take it up to the bridge
and he falls
like an idiot
he puts it down he bends over
but then there's a fart
there's not enough lowbrow physical comedy
on Star Trek. Star Trek has got too much
values to do that. They really need
to fart it up. They really should fart it up
a lot. Note for you, Picard's show. How about cutting
the cheese every once in a while? Oh, look at
Sam. It's Scotty's... Oh, he also was trapped.
Scottie's brother Farty was trapped also
in a transport array.
Oh, hello there, Admiral Farty.
I don't know what we're doing here, Joe Piscopo.
He shouldn't be such a cat's...
It's the 80s.
Obviously, we're doing this a little bit
for the stand-up comedy boom.
Right.
Have him in, like, this suit
with a black t-shirt,
and he's doing, like, airline jokes or whatever.
Like, that's sort of something.
Yeah, exactly.
Or, like, put him in a fucking ridiculous leather thing
and he's ripping off Eddie Murphy.
Or he's wearing Robin Williams suspenders.
He's free associating.
Something.
Right. Maybe he's got a sledgehammer
and a waterman.
Oh, but, yeah, that...
Come here, you stupid.
Stupid robot, I'm going to smash you good, mister.
Well, actually, good news.
After the Moriarty incident, I went through the holodeck, and I removed some things.
Gallagher is gone.
I erased that.
But, Captain, I learned that to be funny, you have to destroy things like Gallagher does.
That is why I set the photon torpedoes to fire onto that colonist vessel.
Data, just watch George Carlin, okay?
It's too late, Captain.
They went curse black.
I'm an emotionalist robot
I can captain a starship Picard
Oh yeah Gallagher emerges from the holodeck and takes over
Oh totally dude
I can do what Patrick Stewart does
I'm bald
What the fuck is all this watermelin all over the floor
Oh this is disgusting
It smells great but it's disgusting
So Con is fucking his way through Starfleet at this point
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