We Hate Movies - The Nexus 33 - "Operation - Annihilate!" / "The Outrageous Okona" (CLIP)

Episode Date: May 30, 2019

On this month's journey into that magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is talking about two fairly ridiculous episodes of Trek—but ridiculous for very different reasons! First on TOS, it's "Op...eration - Annihilate!," which originally aired April 13th, 1967. The episode has it all: Shatner wearing a stupid—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Does Spock have a brother? Spock? His brother's spot. That's stupid. Don't Vulcans do it like a litter? I think so. I was the runt of the litter. I want to say Spock does have a brother.
Starting point is 00:00:29 but I have to fight for a teat. My mother had seven teats and we had to fight over the teets. I mean, there's a couple of like Star Trek siblings though because Wharf has a brother. Oh, of course. Very famous. Tony Todd.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Tony Todd, absolutely. I was watching some DS9 with Tony Todd a couple weeks back. And then of course, Data. Oh, it did it. The very famous lore. Scotty's got a brother Farty This is my brother Farty
Starting point is 00:01:05 It looked like Shrek Oh, look thank you so much Captain for getting Fartier job In the kitchen Come in farty Oh my God All the food would smell horrible It would, it would smell just awful
Starting point is 00:01:27 Everyone's got like pink eye now. Fartre doesn't wash his hands. Fartre's a little sloppy. I put some poop in it. Yes, that was it. Now, Scotty, Scott, you got to tell Fartre they have to wear pants in the kitchen. I know he doesn't like to. I got to tell you, Jim, Fartie's a really good guy.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Conjunctiveitis or no? he's nothing like my brother's skin just stay away from the bullia base so this episode starts off with uh they are fraties baking a cake right and he spills some ingredients everywhere
Starting point is 00:02:13 that bubbling fat ass trying to take it up to the bridge and he falls like an idiot he puts it down he bends over but then there's a fart there's not enough lowbrow physical comedy on Star Trek. Star Trek has got too much values to do that. They really need
Starting point is 00:02:30 to fart it up. They really should fart it up a lot. Note for you, Picard's show. How about cutting the cheese every once in a while? Oh, look at Sam. It's Scotty's... Oh, he also was trapped. Scottie's brother Farty was trapped also in a transport array. Oh, hello there, Admiral Farty. I don't know what we're doing here, Joe Piscopo.
Starting point is 00:02:58 He shouldn't be such a cat's... It's the 80s. Obviously, we're doing this a little bit for the stand-up comedy boom. Right. Have him in, like, this suit with a black t-shirt, and he's doing, like, airline jokes or whatever.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Like, that's sort of something. Yeah, exactly. Or, like, put him in a fucking ridiculous leather thing and he's ripping off Eddie Murphy. Or he's wearing Robin Williams suspenders. He's free associating. Something. Right. Maybe he's got a sledgehammer
Starting point is 00:03:22 and a waterman. Oh, but, yeah, that... Come here, you stupid. Stupid robot, I'm going to smash you good, mister. Well, actually, good news. After the Moriarty incident, I went through the holodeck, and I removed some things. Gallagher is gone. I erased that.
Starting point is 00:03:38 But, Captain, I learned that to be funny, you have to destroy things like Gallagher does. That is why I set the photon torpedoes to fire onto that colonist vessel. Data, just watch George Carlin, okay? It's too late, Captain. They went curse black. I'm an emotionalist robot I can captain a starship Picard Oh yeah Gallagher emerges from the holodeck and takes over
Starting point is 00:04:06 Oh totally dude I can do what Patrick Stewart does I'm bald What the fuck is all this watermelin all over the floor Oh this is disgusting It smells great but it's disgusting So Con is fucking his way through Starfleet at this point End.

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