Wednesdays - 10: I'm dating my MUM'S ex boyfriend ft. Emily Blackwell

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

This week Sophie and Melissa are joined by their friend Emily Blackwell to chat all things Made in Chelsea, friendship and dating.The girls discuss what to do when a man ghosts you after leaving a coat at his house, kissing someone who is NOT your boyfriend and more.Instagram / TikTok / YouTube: @wednesdayspodcastEmail: [e-mail]-Credits:Podcast Producer: @ben_johnsEditor: @kat.milsomAdditional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @thechampagencyAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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and we're not experts in anything in fact we just challenge all the shit so and we love giving you guys advice

but as we said we love giving you guys advice do not take what we're saying as gospel if you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help We love giving you guys advice. But as we said, we love giving you guys advice. Do not take what we're saying as gospel. If you do feel like you need to speak to somebody, please seek professional help. Guys, we're so excited.

We finally have Emily Blacker. Blackers. Blackers is on the podcast. Guys, I can't believe that I'm here. I can't believe it's taken me this long to sit in this very seat. What a long time. You're playing big time now. I've made it.

I've come in at the right point. You've got loads of listeners, you guys. Can I steal some of them? It's so nice to be here. I'm loving your set. I'm loving your vibe. What were you expecting? It does look very different in real life.

It's because there's more space that you don't expect all that to be there. You just think it's this cozy little nook. Yeah, and I recognize the little, I've seen those before, the- The little slippers. The slippers. We've never actually put them on. I have your slippers. I have your Ugg slippers. And I'll tell you why.

From when? I'll tell you why, right? Fuck it. I love how she's owning up to it now no no no because for so long I didn't know who they were and then I think it was

Ruby who said okay this is what happened we did Wilderness we filmed Made in Chelsea I leave yes and I stay there yeah you stay there

and I get a text from one of the runners on the show being like a courier is that how you say it yeah a courier a courier is arriving because you left some yeah a courier a courier is arriving

because you left some shoes that really weird so I left like high heels and an outfit there and in that courier that they put they put a pair of grey UGG slippers in and I've been wearing them for so long and then I said Ruby once she was at my house I was like these are your slippers by the way she was like no they're not and we couldn't work out who they were and they're tiny so they're probably mine I have got like tiny tiny feet I think they're yours I'm sure they are probably mine I do remember losing a fair few things quite nice as well I really noticed that going missing in my household like slippers are important I had a couple of pairs though because I was there for like six weeks and I tracked well we all were were you there no I can't keep track but yeah I mean you're welcome Merry Christmas work. Were you there? No. I can't keep track. But yeah, I mean, you're welcome. Merry Christmas.

Merry bloody Christmas. You can keep those. A little sentimental thing. That must be knocking on years now. No, that was not. That was like two years ago, wasn't it? No, you'd be surprised. I reckon it was about three.

Three years ago. How? That's mental. Does time go like that? I can't. I know. How have times have changed since being in Chelsea? When was the last time?

I guess you still kind of do a little bit? I'm a dipper, yeah. You dip in and dip out. She's still dipping in and out. What's going on in the current city? We don't really know because they're all

in bloody Australia. Yeah, just one toe, I'd say. I'm not putting in any more than that at the moment. It's just too much these days.

I'm getting old. I can't be dealing with all the drugs. Also, to have the relationship on there is actually a lot. I couldn't do it again. You mean, we all

know what it's like. Yeah. It's just too much. But also, you know, as you girls have done, we grow and you kind of need to put your focus into things. Totally. That are going to continue for you rather than just... Them be on the show rather than, yeah.

Great time, had the best times, can't complain. Well, it has its ups and downs, as did any job you do. But, yeah, I've kind of just got to the age where I'm just taking a bit more of a step back. Yeah, fair enough. I'm going into my mature era. We were on it for a long... Emily, you started real young. You started...

I was before both of you. I think you were before your 20s. Weren't you like 12? I was 20, yeah. I was 20 when I started. But you're younger than me. I was 22. I was... No, I was 23. when I started. But you're younger than me. I was 22. No, I was 23.

I don't know how old I was. I can't remember. But anyway. I was turning 21. It's very young. Very young. That is extremely young. But back in the day, I didn't think I was young.

I thought I was really old. Oh God, you thought you were ruling the world at that age. I thought we were full adults. Yeah. And I would have thought someone 29, that I am, was an old, old spinster.

I know. But look, guys, I'm 29 now. I'm fucking young. Yeah, we used to say that. We used to be like, God, I need to get off the show. I thought I was going to have

like four kids by now. Yeah, you really did. Married, four kids, still nothing and not even a ring. No, you've got that on the horizon. You're okay. Do you think?

Oh, God, I've got miles to go. Do you plant any seeds? Do I? Of course. Yeah, you do. I couldn't plant any more. It's like bloody garden center in my brain. He knows that you want to have a young, like, you want to be a young family.

Well, he's five years older than me. You want to be a young mom. So it helps. Yeah. I had to go for an old man, you know. He's ready now. That's what you want to do. Yeah. I reckon. Well, I go for an old man, you know. He's ready and that's what you want to do. Yeah.

I reckon. Well, I don't know. I will never know. The only one thing that is making me think that I will know the date he's going to propose is because Jordan doesn't book anything. I book everything. Right. So if he books.

So I'm like, if he books something, I'm like, okay, well, this is a bit suspect. He's never booked a thing, has he? Someone needs to tell him to like. Start booking some stuff. Well, this is the thing. No, let you book it and then he'll just that will really catch you either have in a relationship i think like the organized one who books the stuff yeah or the one who just turns up i'm happy either way i actually probably prefer to be the book of some above control freak but yeah you have one or the other you do have one or the other who's it with you jamie jame i'll book restaurants actually but he will organize things like he would take the bills off me because he

will do it whereas i could do it and i was in the restaurant no the bills are in our house like things like that you know like admin he would rather do just because he's very like you'd like a control freak he also will book so he would book holidays he wouldn't let me i was gonna say he'll he always books holidays maybe it's a scorpio thing no but you and him are quite similar in that yeah maybe it's that because i do all the bills but apparently scorpios are quite like that they're probably quite organized control freaks i think he's a massive it's more like yeah i guess i am a bit of control freak no you're you're also so like I'm too organised

no I'll tell you what you and Jamie have in common you're both OCD you're very very clean Emily's house is spick and span

and when we were in Bali she used to come to her room and be like I don't know how you fucking live like this and it was just like it was like a bomb has gone off in my room

we're both messy girls we're messy I'm quite scatty and messy it doesn't bother me like I'm fine with it no it bothers me I'm clean but I'm messy yeah see Jamie's messy. It doesn't bother me. Like, I'm fine with it. No, it bothers me. I'm clean, but I'm messy. Yeah, see, Jamie's so bothered by my scattiness.

If he came over to my house, he goes, Prash, such a clean, tidy house. I know. I'm so jealous and I was like, it's because my cleaning came to me. I also feel like you buy seasonal bits and bobs for the house. I do. When it's autumn, she's got some, like, little pumpkins and stuff.

No, no, no, I had an autumn. An autumnal little corner of the island. Oh, God. What are you going to do for Christmas now? Are you going to get your decorations out? Oh, don't even talk to me. I've got a Pinterest board and everything. Stop.

No, you don't. Oh, my God. When I lived with you, and I lived with Emily for like two years, every day, every day you'd be walking to, what was that like, a home where I store? It was like Wilco. Yeah, you. In Philip Broadway. I know. every day you'd be walking to what was that like home I thought it was like Wilco what you're getting now and off she goes she gets some new washing up liquid washing up liquid no no Sophie you used to eat the same thing so Sophie and I for those who don't know used to live together and we Sophie would do this weird thing

where she would get obsessed with one food and have a tuna steak in a bowl because she was watching the Kardashians so she used to have it in a big plastic bowl

you know they had their big salad bowl I bought it from Wilco so she bought that from Wilco and then she'd just have salad with a big tuna steak in it and guess what I copied her

no Emily would be like so what are you having now do you remember okra I got you into- Oh yeah, you got me into okra. That was the roguest thing you'd ever done. And that tempura stuff. Tempeh.

Tempeh. Tempeh. Tempeh. You loved it. You were very healthy actually. You got me into healthy stuff. The funniest thing that you ever did was, because okra's such a road vegetable,

like I don't even think I've ever, I don't know why I got into a phase of liking that. It's okra's like mini asparagus stuff. Yeah, it's really, really, it's kind of an Indian dish. And I once made it, and I don't know, Emily used to like really, like really watch what I would cook and eat, and it was so sweet. She'd be like, so what are you cooking now?

Anyway, two days later, I come home, and Emily's scoffing down a bowl of okra. And I just thought, I know she's got that from me, because it is so niche. I still speak to everyone from the show, really. Everyone, do you? Well, not everyone, but... That's such a lie. I don't think anyone...

I speak to Ruby and Liv and that's it. Yeah. Yeah, even though I only really... I speak to Ruby and you guys. I speak to Ruby and you guys I speak to Ruby and you guys And then Tiff And Ollie and Gareth I went Tiff off

And Tiff And Ollie and Gareth That's quite a lot That's a fair amount Also you're married From someone from the show So that's a really good kid Us wouldn't you

You've done so well Thank you Thank you For that That was find your husband That's actually unreal And a best friend Yeah

God We have a lot to owe To that show We actually do God God Who else has met on the show husband that's actually unreal and a best friend yeah god we have a lot to owe to that shit we actually do god god who else has met on the show loads of people have actually got married from it lucy watson her boyfriend got married from it yeah but i think you have to leave in order to actually like sure of course but i mean it's like quite good to get i guess it's like work people meet at work don't they in their older life it's just one of those things and you spend a lot of time together yeah and you are in such a bubble

aren't you yeah it's wild and no one else can really understand it unless you've been in it with them it's like trying to explain it

to Toby and Jordan it's also a bit rank though yeah of course we've all dated each other I know I was quite lucky

I missed that mind you we've really overlapped us you two have overlapped not as badly as you two well we haven't overlapped no we've not overlapped sorry you two have overlapped with a few people not overlapped is the right word have not overlapped. Me and you have overlapped. Well, we haven't overlapped. No, we've not overlapped. Sorry.

You two have overlapped with a few people. Not overlapped is the right word. Have not overlapped, but you crisscrossed over. Two. Christ. Right. Shall we? Right, moving on.

So what kind of dilemma do you think you'd be best at answering? I guess in terms of a boyfriend or friendship, like what's your area of expertise would you say? Probably where I've just made like most mistakes myself. So probably relationship stuff or something like that. I don't know. People have said that I'm known to be a wise old owl. You are. Maybe I'll be good at this.

And also you're quite cutthroat. You're very. A bit blunt maybe. No, but it's really good. Like you will not take any bullshit. Like if someone does something bad, you're like, see ya. Yeah.

I feel like we were talking about that the other day, how strong you are with that. Like I would have maybe like almost gone back a bit. Like I would have found that really hard to just be like done walking away. God, we sound like we talk about everything all the time. No, it's because you were coming on and we were like, oh, we'll probably talk about that.

And we're like, how strong she is. Like how, when you walked away from that situation i was like god i would probably like i know it sounds so weak and i'm not gonna say i would take back you were freaking but like i i don't know if i if i probably i don't know if i would you know i know that's the main thing you just have to write it's hard though and we give the advice out but i'm like to actually do it is quite another when you've got emotion involved i would have walked away when you walked away too there's like okay there's going back and time there's like there's a bit where it's like okay there's

going back and then there's like actually having no respect for yourself yes at that point if I went back I would literally have like not had any respect for myself

so we've got one dilemma here should we read out should I read out this first one yeah and then Emily you can help us with it and maybe you can read out another one Emily she's going to get read out

she's coming hey Melissa and Sophie and Emily I went on a date with a footballer. He seemed really nice and we had so much in common. On our second date, he made a move and kissed me. One thing led to another and it turned into quite a hot make-out session, which he seemed to have enjoyed. I left his place and went back to mine,

then realized I'd left my brand new coat at his. That's convenient. I didn't want you to leave an item of clothing there. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's clever. I messaged him to check in and try to sort out a time for me to get my coat but he's gone and ghosted me and has completely ignored me shit if I'm honest I'm devastated about the coat and the lack of messaging but should I keep messaging him saying I want my coat back or should I just or should I hold a clothes funeral and come to terms with the fact

I'm never going to get it back that's so annoying I wouldn't I would get the coat back I wouldn't sorry if I've spent thousands on a coat I doubt she spent thousands on it how do you know but she's it's not gonna spend I don't spend like who spends thousands on a coat I've spent about a thousand pounds on a really nice coat before to be fair it depends if yeah like and I don't know this is gonna be like yeah like a winter coat I'm gonna have for years and that was my big investment i would be gutted yeah just fucking give me the photo bag put it in an uber well if she spent those if if it was a cheap cheapy and she's not liked it i would leave it but it depends it really depends if it's like a one-off really expensive obvious i would send an uber and be like i'm gonna send an uber yeah i i think if it was like if it was a jacket that was super

expensive or one that you really really liked i'd probably go for one more please can you actually just give me my jacket back i don't really give a shit about you i just want my jacket but it's really annoying why wouldn't he just reply he probably will but just give it a few days and then a crap he probably also oh my god i'm but just give it a few days. And then a crap. He probably also, oh my God, I'm so sorry, but if a boy, and I'm pretty sure boys have done this to me, not that I'd like to say hello to boys, but I'm pretty sure a boy has messaged me before and been like, I've left X, Y, and Z at your house.

And I've just been like, oh, CBA. Like, I just can't. I'm like, oh, that was from another night. Bye. Not thinking they just want the jacket, but I'd be like, oh, stop talking to me and I can't be bothered to deal with your stuff anymore

yeah I've really not had many one night stands but you don't have hey I don't think you've had any I've never had one

so you've had no one night stands yeah I've got a hard one I've not had one I'm not thinking about it she's busted um no but like

at after parties people have left things at my house and I'm like oh no, bye. I just chuck it in. Yeah, fair. Yeah.

What have I done? Put up my Depop if it's got any resale value. It's got a resale value on my vintage. Quicker than you can say. Oh my God. I don't think I've ever left anything at someone's house either. I don't think I've ever done that. I also think that sometimes girls have done this thing where they leave things purposely

100% and he's to go back oh and he's a footballer he's like I heard this one before yeah but also just don't go on a date with a footballer no come on girls we know this much but then again they're not good David Beckham documentary Digby what's Digby Digby David Beckham oh Digby I thought you said Digby I'm thinking God is he a footballer I don't know what Digby's doing these days

he had a good buffer did you know that in Australia they call rugby football how confusing do they yeah fun fact

for you all oh my god if you got that right yeah promise you and they call a thong a g-banger and they call flip flops a th a thong a G-banger. And they call flip-flops a thong.

As in... A G-banger. No. How good is that? It's like, hey, you want to go... Have you got a G-banger on? I haven't seen that. I've got some G-bangers for Christmas.

I haven't ever in my life heard that. I know. You're quite good at the old accent. I know. I've been pract at the old accent. I know. I've been practicing. Why? In case I have to go to Sydney. They're actually killing it out there.

Like they've been invited to the unemployed, uninspired, unemployed, like launch of their TV show. And I was like, fuck, I'm so jealous. I know. They're all having a lovely time. I bet the producers are hating it. Yeah, they'll be like, fuck. They all look so happy I know. They're all having a lovely time in Australia. I bet the producers are hating it. Yeah, they'll be like, fuck. They all look so happy.

Fuck's sake. Let's take them to some horrible... Wait, we've kind of gone off track here, girls. Yeah, come on. Emily's going to read out Dilemma 2. Hi, girls. I've been with my gorgeous boyfriend coming up for two years and I've never been happier. We just clicked and we've never looked back.

All was going well until a few weeks ago. Uh-oh. I was out with some friends for drinks and a friend of a friend caught my eye it was harmless flirting to start with I made it clear I was in a happy relationship but as the night went on we kissed we became very affectionate and we ended up going back to one of our friends together no no nothing more physical happened but we spent most of the night talking about our lives together and the things we would do which is crazy to think about because of how happy I was with my boyfriend I started to sober up and

the guilt set in when I started to think about how devastated my boyfriend would be I left I asked my boyfriend to come over and told him what happened that's quite brave this whole thing's hideous he had such calm reaction and just seemed confused as to why it happened i felt sick i cried for three days non-stop i was trying to process why i had done this but every time i tried to i would just get upset i contacted the guy from the night before and shut it down explaining it was out of character and i didn't mean any of the things i said after a few days my boyfriend told me he wanted to move past it and I was so relieved, but some time has passed and things aren't back to how they were before. He still talks about the

future and we've been planning things for months ahead, but I can sense we're not fully back to being normal. Of course, that's all I want, but will it ever go back to how it was? My heart hurts and the thought of having to let him go. I don't think you have to let him go. I think time heals. You need to really work on it. So like, it's going to take a long time.

She said nothing physical happened. She said she kissed him. Oh God, did she? Christ. That's too busy concentrating on the work. I know,

that's what I used to be like. This has actually really helped my dyslexia doing these dilemmas. It's really mental. Practice. I think, to be honest, I think if you're kissing someone and spending all night with them talking about your future together like you can't love your boyfriend that much it's one thing to kiss someone then be like

fuck but to then like the whole night be like i actually do think though the fact that she's come home and be and has had been and been very honest it's quite a brave thing to do totally not that she should have done it in the first place, but in a shit situation, she's kind of at least been honest and told him straight away. I think time is a healer. Give it some time and he will be a bit funny because he's probably lost all trust in you.

I agree. I don't think it's a replicable. I think he would have gone. I think you should give him credit and you should give him the time to get over it. He not he's not going to get over it quickly like it could take six months and if you love him enough then you'll be fine with that but if you are like oh no I want it to go back instantly then maybe you actually are the one who's not as into it and I also think you do have to give them time which I agree on but I think that then becomes a point where you're like, okay, well,

I have to recognize that maybe this won't go back to the way it was and you're always going to hold resentment in our relationships when neither of us are happy because I'm always trying to play catch up with you and you're always slightly like hating me and resenting me for it. I don't think he can keep bringing it up. No, but hopefully, as you say, he won't and you need to give it time. But I think there needs to be a level of when you're like actually i i can't see this repairing itself because you're never gonna fully forget about it and forgive me but also i think actually dive into why you did it

in the first place like there are gonna be reasons as to why you cheated and you've got to strip it back and like figure out why did you do that yeah because clearly you're not happy or something's not right in your relationship for you to do it i also think maybe like a kiss like sometimes people make quick mistakes when they're drunk and they're like shit not condoning it at all but like that would have been maybe one thing and you'd have been like instant regret but it's the fact that you sort of then throughout the night you know then went back with him somewhere else and you were talking about your future with him it quite something i agree she's gone into detail there and i also think maybe you're now riddled with guilt you're not realizing the reason why you did it because there has to be a reason that's not a normal thing to do yeah and normally it is like people cheat and that's

so wrong to do that and it's the wrong way about going about things but it's normally stemming from there's a reason behind it yeah once you've spoken about it hashed out and they've said look i'm willing to get past it i don't think it should be brought up again whether he's like distant with you doesn't want to like cuddle you or have sex and all those things fine give him time for i don't know i don't know if i could wait six months i think six months for it to be fully like he's gonna stop being insecure about it. But like he shouldn't be bringing it up. But like I think we have to give him credit for him to be maybe like uncertain.

Like if he's like feeling a bit off and you're going out without him and he's a bit panicked, I think you have to maybe quite reassuring for a while for him to then like grow the trust back. Yeah. But if he's bringing it up all the the time i would then maybe say two months max because he can't keep like no well you fucking did that so i don't have to do this yeah do you know what i mean that's not tip for tat yeah okay so like three depending on like your tolerance three months six months i don't know maybe a year it depends how bad he's i think they've only been together for two years so i think three to six months is pretty good yeah okay the third dilemma hey girls i need your

help some background for you i'm an only child and my mom brought me up and my mom brought me up on her own after my dad left the picture my mom's my absolute world and we're so so so so close and i'm so happy that she's now finally with a man who treats her like the diamond that she is a few years ago she was dating a guy let's call him James. She was in her early 50s and James was in his mid-30s, which was a lot closer to my age. I was in my late 20s when my mum introduced me to him. That's tough. Yeah.

I met James a few times when I'd go back and visit my mum. He was... Oh, I've got a weird feeling about where this is going. I think I know where this is going. Same. I feel a bit unwell. Same. He was charming, handsome, and they seemed like a great pair.

But after six months or so, they broke up. Oh, no. My mom was quite obsessed about it, but she then met her future partner, who she has been with ever since. Flash forward a couple of years to a few weeks ago. I went back home to visit my mom and her partner, and I decided to go out to the pub with some of my friends from home. In one of the pubs, James is there. We start talking, and I felt something between us. I feel sick.

Oh my gosh. No, no, I'm sorry, not. And now we're married with three kids. No, no. Wait, I feel like this has happened to someone. But I know. I made an excuse to leave my group to go on to another pub with just him.

Oh, no, no, no. At the next place, we were catching up over drinks and one thing led to another and we ended up hooking up. I woke up at his house the next day and left without saying goodbye and then had to lie to my mum about where I'd been. Here's Willy's when in your mum. No, I'm sorry, I can't. No, that's so bad.

He's like fully, no, not for me, not for me. It's a bit psyche from him as well. Totally. It's like in the friends episode when like she goes on a date with like

Richard's son and they're like that's how not your nerd used to do it you know and they like make that joke oh my god

it feels so weird to be keeping secrets like this from my mum but she she was really upset when she broke up with James and I

what the fuck are you doing then and I can't stop myself from feeling guilty for getting with her ex but at the same time every time James has tried to text me I can't stop myself from replying it's the her ex. But at the same time, every time James has tried to text me,

I can't stop myself from replying. It's the forbidden fruit. It's the forbidden fruit. Do you think telling her what happened will make the guilt go away or can I keep hooking up with him? No, you must tell your mum. You must not tell your mum. You must tell your mum if you're going to keep hooking up with him

and you're in a relationship with him. You can't keep hooking up with him. Say goodbye to James. Yeah, I agree. You're being silly. But your mum will find out. But also just like if it goodbye to James. Yeah, I agree. You're being silly. But your mum will find out. But also just like if it was to go into something, it's just awful.

What, family Christmas? No, no, no. Yeah, you just can't. No, you can't. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. You can't. This is, okay, so someone, one of my. If you think hooking up with like girls, like, oh, can't get with my friend's ex.

It's nasty. Your mum's ex. No. Also a sibling is like oh, can't get with my friend's ex. It's nasty. Your mum's ex. Also a sibling as like a similar thing. So a dear friend of mine, her oldest sister had this boyfriend, right? And he was like,

army guy, whatever, like super fit. The middle sister was stunning, stunning, stunning, stunning girl. And like a few years younger. So I think the oldest one

was like 21 and the middle sister was like 17, 18. Anyway, he is literally corridor creeping, having an affair with the middle sister. This happened to one of my friends. They then ended up, obviously, then the older sister found out.

It literally broke the whole family up. Like for so many years, the sisters didn't speak. But then the middle one actually ended up marrying him. Can you imagine the situation the wedding anyway now they've divorced but

I know I know but like that happened why because there was no younger sister for him to creep on I don't know because my friend is the younger sister

from that there's three girls no yeah but um they're not together now but you know it does happen

right can I tell you something don't think I'm dark because I was really young oh here it comes out I shag my mum I shag my mum's ass They're not together now, but, you know, it does happen. Right, can I tell you something? Don't think I'm dark because I was really young. Oh, here it comes out. But I shagged my mum's act. I shagged my mum's act. No, I actually feel sick of the sort of white face when I just come out.

I don't know. My sister, when I was growing up, she was a boyfriend gal. Like, she was never single. And, like, she had them from early on, but I was gung-ho in love with every boyfriend she had. Oh, my God, really? Really, really. Until I sort of became, like... Oh, lucky to love with every boyfriend she had. Really and truly. Until I sort of became like,

until I was, yeah. But like, are you, no, no, but guys, once I printed off, no, I'll do that. I printed off one of her boyfriend's MSN photos and I had it in my. That was her pinup, guys. That was like her pinup. I was honestly like nine and I was like

and I used to go on her MSN and talk to him and I don't know why I thought the relationship was no matter she fucking weird why did I do that I don't know

but I'm glad you're being honest about it now I was very very young and I was at an all girls school that's probably why you were so deprived of boys when I lived in the country

I didn't see more the only boys were my cousins yeah there's just one boy in the town. Yeah, literally. Christ. You were quite a boysy girl. You went to a mix and you had like, there was a lot of boys in Dallas.

I've had boyfriends ever since I was like, however old. I always had a lot of boys that are friends. So I've been surrounded by them three, but not like romantically, you know, lots of boyfriends. So you were not like boy obsessed, but when you're deprived from it, I so get that. Like that happens to little girls. Yeah, you just get boy obsessed. Yeah. Like how guys get girl obsessed

when they're like in all boy school. Oh yeah, no, no. And then when I went to uni, I'm not joking, I was like, ah. But I reckon that's quite a common thing. I think it probably is.

Being in a relationship with someone, hanging out with the family, and then like. Oh my God. My friend, my friend, one of my best friends, her mum, she has, like, four sisters.

There's, like, five of them all together or something. And as in one of them is also twins, I think, one of her siblings. And one of the guys that's now married to her auntie dated three of the sisters. What's this guy got? I don't know, but they all seem to be sort of alright with it.

And it's like this joke that he's dated three siblings. Do you know what? Do you have his contact details? And now he's married to one of them. Because he should go on Made in Chelsea. He's got a great fit. He's also in his 60s, so I think he's probably past it.

Isn't that mental? It does happen actually more often than you think. No, no, no, no, no. Oh God, I hope it never happens in my family. Oh God, I hope it never fucking happens to me. I'm picturing my daughter now trying to get with Jamie. No, but... Oh!

Wrong way, wrong way. No, Sophie. We've got to keep that. No, no, no, no. That is so fucking brilliant I'm just picturing my daughter getting with Jamie oh my god

it's like Emily's daughter getting with Jamie I mean no no it's like you getting with your mum's and then having a new boyfriend and then my daughter

getting with her yeah yeah yeah oh getting with Jamie yeah no no it's not no this is too much. It's like you and Jamie divorcing.

I'm really sad, guys. I don't know what's going on. It's literally like you getting with your mum's new boyfriend. Oh, no, can we please stop putting this? It's like you getting with your mum's boyfriend. Because, honestly, I can't bear the thought of it. Oh, my God, it's terrible. Okay, right, so what do we tell this girl to do?

Because you've got yourself in quite a pickle here, Susanna, whatever your name is. Susanna. I'm sorry, it's James, but you haven't given yourself a name. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I knew she had that. Why did you call her Susanna? Because I saw S and I just...

Definitely not something a Suli would do. Don't try to give mum's boyfriends again. I think there must be a line. Plenty more fish in the sea, darling. Yeah. I don't think that James is the one for you. If it didn't work for your mum, it's not going to work for you. Yeah, and you just every time just think,

here's Winky has been inside your mum. That will turn you off, surely. And if it turns you on, then you're very sick in the head. Yeah, literally. I think that's all that needs to be said on that one. I can't think of any more. Wealthsimple's Big Winter Bundle is our best match offer yet. Get a 2% match when you transfer over an eligible RRSP.

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I would recommend it 100%, but you have to go to someone good because it can really mess up things. I've seen people where they've had it to get an eye brow lift or whatever. Chupi brows. Yeah. And then me and Sophie have had it in our jaw for actually quite a few years now. I think you've got to twice see on your jaw to stop you from grinding your teeth. We've both had a problem where it's frozen our smile.

Sophie, you just remind me of every time I think of you, you just go, love facials. Sophie just has facials. Sophie, honestly, I remember my mum would message me like, I'm concerned Sophie's overstimulating her skin.

She's having so, you would have two facials a week. Minimum. Yeah, I know, I really, I don't know. You cut back now.

Yeah, I really cut back. I don't know, I get my maintenance gown anymore. I don't, I only get like one a month. Maybe less. That's probably quite normal.

I do love them. I've honestly, the worst time I've ever been ready. I know really, Dr. BB's really good if anyone's like thinking about getting Botox not like flogging her on it but she is good

and I agree I'd pay a little bit extra she's on Harley Street but you know you're going to someone good it's money worth we've got a good place don't we as well

yeah Latilia 101 Latilia aesthetics and they do like lovely facials like more like intense ones like

what is that soft wave thing there's lots of things yeah there are also lots of things if you don't want injectables lovely facials, more intense ones. Definitely do your research. There's lots of things. There are also lots of things if you don't want injectables to tighten your skin and all these things, but it is preventative. It is preventative. You can do these facial massages.

They're meant to be really good. I've seen people taping their foreheads now to sleep to get rid of lines. And they tape their mouths closed because it gives you a jawline. And to stop you from breathing through your mouth at night. It gives you a jawline. So where do you get the tape from? Amazon? Yeah, Duct Tape I think. Tape your mouth closed because it gives you a jawline. And to stop you from breathing through your mouth at night. It gives you a jawline? Yeah.

So where do you get the tape from? Amazon? Yeah, duct tape I think works as well. A duct tape is not what you want, hun. That's what people do if you're like a hostage situation. Wait, I'm really sorry. Why does it give me a nice jawline? Because you know I'll be doing your mouth.

I'm not going to tell you. Jordan was like to me the other day, I've got to order some mouth tape. I was like, why? Is he a mouth breather? No, he's like, I need my jawline. He was the one who told me, you tape your mouth closed. Oh, yeah. And you get a jawline.

Apparently, it's important when you give birth, your baby breathes through. Through their nose. Their nose, not their mouth. Because it really creates. And it detoxes your body. I listened to this on Stephen Bartlett. It's a breathing thing. Yeah, it's the morphing of the bones in your face.

People who breathe through their mouth basically their neck they're like that yeah yeah and like it's a thing but i don't think i think jordan's too late to morph his bones i do agree you know chisel chisel it's better for your it's better for you because breathing through your nose detoxes your lungs and cleans your lungs breathing through your mouth doesn't do that breathing through your mouth is really bad for you i breathe through my nose luckily i'm just i'm like people can't tell if i'm like alive or not i'm so quiet when i sleep oh so you sleep with your legs in the air i'm sure yeah i do sometimes not in the air but like oh god another fun fact for me we're really finding these out

today i basically sometimes some weird reason it's my it's changed a bit now but i used to do this loads i'd be like on my front but then like flip my legs back you know like if you're like on front like you know like hands like that

and the legs in the air yeah yeah like this how is that comfy I don't know but I remember like my ex ex when I used to do it loads

be like it's really annoying because the draft would just come into the duvet oh my god I would also like go see her after like night out and she'd like she's back in because the draft would just come into the duvet. Oh my God, that is... I'd also like to go see her after a night out and she'd be at this chat, she's back in,

and I'd be like, oh, she's obviously awake because she's got little legs in the air. No, legs in the air like she just don't care. Do you know what I mean? Okay, guys, it's the end. Well, it's the end of the November. It's the end of an era. So we've still got... It's been a great still got X and Z to come kind of thing.

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Yeah, we need follow-up. Any other girls, have they been swindled by the Barcelona boy? Oh my God, that's such a good name, swindled. He's a swindler. He's really taken the hearts and broken the hearts of many a girl, many a listener. And he's caught some serious flights. He really has. Fascinating boy.

Oh my God, imagine if he. So Barcelona boy. No, Barcelona boy, if you're listening, we want you. We need, yeah. Let's hear your side of the story. Oh my God, that would be listening, we want you. We need, yeah. Let's hear your side of the story. Oh my God, that would be unreal, can you imagine? Also guys, if you love Emily and love listening to her, follow her on. What's your Instagram at?

Oh, Mother Half Podcast. I've got my own podcast with my mum. What's it about? Trying to get my mum famous. But my mum is actually the star of the show. She's so funny. No, Rachel's a joke she is hilarious

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yeah do it I need a dose of H lovely cup of tea she'll be the one we love you guys Emily you're a joy. Thank you so much for coming on. Oh, thanks for having me, girls.

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