Wednesdays - 102: Should I be worried about my boyfriend's new job?

Episode Date: March 28, 2023

Is it acceptable to pop each other's spots? Does every couple secretly fall into baby talk? Our new segment 'Sweet or Dry' opens up the convo on some people's sweet vs other people's icky.Also, why has this job caused FIVE couples to break up?! Join us for some serious investigation, plus some doubts about settling down with a first love.10/10 from us both on this week's wine - alcohol free and delicious!Eisberg Merlot Alcohol Free Wine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Please play responsibly. Melissa, are you a doctor? I want to be, but I'm not. I'm not a doctor either. And we're not psychologists. We're not. We're not i'm not a doctor either and we're not psychologists and we're not experts in anything in fact we just chatted all the shit so and we love giving you guys advice but as we love giving you guys advice do not take what we're saying as gospel if you do feel like you need to speak to somebody please seek professional help guys sophie's running very late and i've just received this voice note from her and it's very funny. comes back i'm like i'm gonna have to leave him in the house right i then leave i'm coming downstairs with the coffee i spill the coffee all over me all down the walls all down the stairs

so i have to go back upstairs clean it all off the floor it's still all over my legs i'm dripping in sweat no no no no awful awful i'm so late i'm literally gonna be like half an hour well it's 20 minutes away i'm so sorry sorry. Can you turn up? I just tried to. Oh my God. Hello, tiny whinies. We're back in business. We're back in business. Melissa and I have turned up in complete matching outfits. The same outfits. Apart from I have a hair mask in, so my hair looks slick rick.

Okay, ladies and gents. The wine we are drinking today is a non-alcoholic Merlot. And it is iceberg. A sniff, it smells like absolutely wine. Oh my God, why does it taste like wine too, actually? That tastes like I'm drinking wine. That is so authentic. This is like probably the best non-alcoholic red wine I think I've ever tried.

Not even joking. What the hell? So we're back in business. I've calmed down a little bit. Not still feeling a bit from that journey but we have some topical stuff to talk to you guys about so first of all i don't actually follow carly jenner on any platform do you are you okay yes i don't but i always see her stuff anyway because she's so famous so it's almost like what's the point she got 16 000 likes on a tiktok post when she usually gets millions so this kind of tells me on a tiktok post when she usually gets millions

so this kind of tells me like is tiktok like um dying out glitched no maybe people don't like it because of the hayley and selena situation that's what it is that will be right do we think that's why 16 000 likes compared to millions maybe she's like the ringleader at all no but i don't like to say that i love kylie turner i reckon someone at tiktok was like team selena i'm gonna put her on a blocked list so no one sees the post it's hard because we don't like to say that. I love Kylie Jenner. I reckon someone at TikTok was like, Team Selena. I'm going to put her on a blocked list so no one sees the post. It's hard because we don't like to get involved in the Selena and Kylie situation

because the Selena and Hailey. I'm absolutely dead. Not the Selena and Kylie. You're making a no about it. It kind of is Kylie because she's been very heavily involved. Really? Crikey.

I just can't keep up with these kids. As Selena said, I'm too old for this shit. I can't get involved. Can't get involved. You're younger than these kids. As Selena said, I'm too old for this shit. I can't get involved. Can't get involved. You're younger than them all. Are you okay? I'm absolutely dead that Saviour goes,

we can't get involved. As if like they've asked us to like pick sides. But we just still, we don't want to get involved because we don't want the hate from you guys. We don't want to make any judgment. Kendall Jenner's spoken openly about her mental health and it means she doesn't want to be famous at times. I knew that.

To be fair, that's like, I feel like she's always said that. even in all the kardashians like episodes she's always like been like being famous kind of sucks like she never even when she's like in the episode she's so like hell bad yeah also they were like kind of born into it so it's kind of like they weren't given a choice but then i guess if you're an anxious soul like kendall says she's suffered from anxiety since she was eight quite badly i didn't even i remember so distinctly being at uni and my friend being like i feel anxious and i was like what what is that i didn't know what i didn't even know what it was i imagine being eight and i probably did feel it but i think we all probably felt it in some degree but she's saying it's extreme so the fact that she

knew that that's what like was going on when she was eight years old it's really sad i feel like she found her niche though with the modelling. That's like really lovely. But I think it's like. She is next level. But it's also like the fame that is on top of it. If she could have it her way, she'd just be like, I would just be a supermodel. I wouldn't be this famous person that's like, do you know what I mean? Like a public figure on top of it. She just can't being like a Kardashian while she's a Jenner.

But she just can't. Okay, guys, we want to introduce something new to you new little segment we're really excited do you want to intro it it's called sweet or dry

sweet or dry because wine sweet or dry and get the joke we're basically gonna say something that we think

is either sweet or dry for example talking in a baby voice to your other half dry is that sweet or dry fuck not talking in a baby voice to your other half dry is that sweet or dry not even a baby voice just like the worst thing is we all do it a secret language or you know like when you have like you and jamie that's technically like a like i would just class that as like a baby talk is it sweet or is it dry let's have the discussion okay or like some x

like boys wearing skinny jeans sweet or dry or like boys farting in front of you sweet or dry exactly or them calling you the word darling some boys get away with it no some boys do you know who can get away with it a geezer all right darling that kind of vibe is better to me than someone being so posh and being like i am darling oh my god oh my god so down a geezer going to me you're right darling that but to me that's more i don't know what it is it's less cringe no bob bob bubba bubba you're right. I feel like I know someone who calls each other bubba. Oh, my God. Jamie.

So I used to. And I was like, if... No, this is the last word, guys. Bottom. Bottom. I go to Jamie. I'm not your fucking daughter. Stop calling my ass a bottom.

Oh, wait, wait. I thought he was calling you as a person bottom. No, being like... I was like, no, that's really not even funny. That's how I got to react to that. Mummy, daddy. Jamie, all, wait. I thought he was calling you as a person. No, being like... I was like, no, that's really not even funny. That's not a good way to react to that. Mummy, daddy. Jamie, all the time. Mummy, daddy.

He changed it to papa. Mummy and daddy is quite bad. What do you think? I think it's quite bad. Like, if you're a grown adult or grown, like, woman. Mummy, daddy. No. Yeah, but you know what is weird as my mum and my auntie have gotten older like they're obviously like full-on adults they now have gone back to calling their mum mummy which doesn't sound the same because they're so much they're proper adults and she's a grandma

now she's like I can't call her mum it's just weird mommy like but it just sounds different it's different to like a girl like i know it sounds it's such a double standard but it's different to like if toby was like mommy i'd be like no it's illegal they really can't no mommy did that when mommy went on holiday i'm like it's illegal no no no but we can't to be fair that is to me that is a bit dry but like if that's the word they're using that's the word they're using we can't hate on it too much because you always would like

people to have a nice relationship with their mum and if that's part of it you can't hate on it I don't know something that's sweet is a secret language I think that's cute

I do and I don't like there's some people that are like I listen to the baby talk and it makes me feel I'm like no no no not baby talk but a secret language

you know the little words yeah that's not dry is it yeah what do you guys think this is basically the whole thing so me and sophie are gonna have like every week we're gonna discuss something that you guys have written in yeah not a dilemma just a quick fire thing and we'll be like sweet or dry exactly does toby do anything that's dry or sweet? We speak in this weird, I don't know if you've seen, any of you guys have seen it. There's this TikTok that's maybe quite old that's like Italian.

So it's this Italian, well, it's this guy pretending to be working in an Italian restaurant. You know when you go to like old school Italian restaurants, there's always the host or the hostess and he's always like very like, he like comes over to the table

and he's always like, oh, you little rascal. It's this video and he's like, very like he like comes over to the table and he's always like oh you little rascal it's this video and he's like and it's like this I can't wait can someone find me the TikTok it's so funny and it's basically this guy pretending to be an Italian waiter and he's like to this family he's like oh you little princess are you gonna pay the bill oh no and he's like I'm loving myself I had a whole bottle of wine before I started flowing it's like so funny and I can't look at it anyway. Oh my God, do you actually? It's so good and so funny.

I need to show you so you know what I'm talking about. How about I bring you some drinks for mum and dad? A bottle of white wine? No. You're too beautiful by the angels. A bottle of white wine? Can you imagine? Do you know what I mean?

Like an Italian like... So you guys, you're like, ah, shall we have a chicken tonight? No, so there's basically certain little phrases from it that he says that's quite funny. So he goes, I'm not really myself. So Toby does something really weird. He goes, I'm not really myself.

It's like this weird Italian accent. And then there's like another one. He goes, you princess or you rascal. Irish, then? No, it's meant to be Italian. That is not Italian. Popping each other's spots. I...

No, no, no, no, no. I don't think it's sweet, but then there's some things where I'm like, I can't leave that on you. I have to get rid of it. I actually don't know the spot part. But if there's something that's like,

if there's like a scab or something and I'm like, you can't go out with that. You have to get rid of it. Picking a scab. Ooh, no, there's like a scab or something and i'm like you can't go out like with that you have to get rid of it picking a scab oh no no not a scab a spot or a blackhead that makes me feel physically unwell but i agree if my boyfriend did have so many blackheads i'd be like you need to sort it out right guys it's time for dilemmas oh god this is oh my god i love it gone girl okay help i've never slept with anyone else hey girls absolutely love the pod i'm always laughing along with you and i

agree with everything you say and feel confident in asking for your help oh my god that's so lovely that you trust us so much slash i hope we do well on this one i have been with my boyfriend for nearly four years we met when we were 19 at our local village pub soon after we went to uni and did long distance for three years god well done that's amazing i finished uni in july and we moved in together in september last year around december i started to doubt whether this was the right thing for me he is my first everything my first boyfriend i have never slept with anyone else dot dot dot my sister was in a long-term relationship with her first everything and it ended as she knew she was too young to settle I feel like this is quite a common thing

yeah I think if you've been particularly at uni yeah you hold on to it a bit yeah and if it's your first person you've slept with for some reason I feel like maybe it's the same for guys but for girls like we hold on to it as if we like should do should. Do you know what I mean? We're like, we hold, let go because there's so many memories and he was my first this and my first that. I don't think it's maybe

your first time you have sex, but I think if you, like, your first relationship, I think the first time you fall in love, they will always be, have a little,

tiny, wimpy part of your heart. I discussed this with my boyfriend, moved out for only two days and then decided I'm being stupid. I love him and want to give, give in to these stupid thoughts when I'm so happy and don't want to give

these stupid thoughts I'm so happy but these concerns now have snowballed into me into feeling terrified and claustrophobic of being with the same person for the rest of my life when I haven't even slept with anyone else also he has slept with quite a few people before meeting me so he doesn't have the same concern I have started fantasizing about dating other people and having fun as a single girl my sex life is always completely gone and I don't have the same attraction to him like I used to oh no game over I'm so sorry I haven't wanted to have sex with him for weeks and when we do have sex because I feel bad I don't enjoy it like I used to no I'm this is I know where this is going I'm sad for you because you love him but you're like it's

just not right anymore it's he's your friend now you've outgrown your friend he's your friend and you've outgrown him i feel so guilty and confused and i know it's not fair on him to keep this going however i love him to absolute bits the thought of never seeing him again is gut-wrenching so i have been putting it off breaking up with him because i just can't bear the pain i'm worried i'm going to have i'm going to regret it and be miserable alone but i just can't shake this I love it. She's worried about purchasing the furniture. I've purchased most of the furniture, so I don't want to just take all of it from here. Slash you do.

You're like, fuck. I paid Phil. Oh, it Slash you do you're like fuck I paid Phil I'd be like I'm taking that That boot clay pillow it's mine I would be like that bars It's kind of I don't want to take it all from him and leave him with nothing I also don't think he can afford

To rent by himself if I move out I can't afford to pay too lots of rent either Thanks girls really appreciate any advice You can give i really feel for you this is a tricky scenario firstly you love him as a friend now yeah or does it go and come back no this is like a childhood thing when you're 18 like you don't know who the fuck you are like you're growing you're growing into the human you are when you're in your mid-20s i feel like we probably stay like that a bit more i'm just thinking like because i don't want to name names but i've got friends who've gone out with people for like 10 years who've only slept with them and there definitely has been times where they're like

uh i don't want to be with them i want to date xyz sure and then they fall back in love they're like oh my god i can't believe i thought that yeah i don't know whether it's the grass is greener the problem is you're not attracted to him that's a big that's a big no no if you were 27 i would probably say be saying something a bit different because i'd be like okay fine we're a bit older now but you met him when you were 18 so i'm gonna say you actually do have the right to go and live life she's only 23 you have the right to go live life be single explore find yourself a bit decide what you want I think that that's really important and I think if you don't have that you will resent him for it because effectively you'll just be like well you took

that away from me kind of thing and I don't have the opportunity to do that do you know what I mean I totally agree and I also think like you said you're so young I think you need to go live life I think ultimately if you're not if you're not attracted to somebody and you don't like having sex then it's just a friendship it's game over it's just ultimately that's what that's what's also like defining the line between friendship and relationship is the sex part and if you're like I just want to be around you because we live together and it's easier for both of us because I can't afford the rent

imagine her as well she's like when he's like trying to have sex she's like no also you're fantasizing about dating other people

that you haven't even met also you're a baby you're 23 you need to go and live life but moving in together okay we need to get onto that how's she going to go around that you just have to bite the bullet

as we've said before like there's people that live together with children they're married they've got houses but where's she going to move right how people start from scratch all the time it's gonna be hard i'm not saying it's gonna be easy but it's definitely something that's possible okay so what you're gonna have to do figure out when the break clause is in your flat melissa and the break

clause figure out the break clause hopefully there is it you don't even need to start looking for like imagine if they own it well that's another story you might have to move in with your parents you're so young sure you might have to live with a friend even with your parents i'm sure that there's also there's those rent-a-room things like people where you like live with two other people in a house and like people you could go traveling for a bit let's do a sabbatical why is that funny she can't afford the rent how's she gonna go traveling she could save afford the rent. How's she going to go traveling? She could save up. The rent's more expensive than traveling.

Yeah, but she still got to pay the rent. Do you know what I mean? I wish I knew every single detail. I know. Right. I think what you basically need to figure out is... You don't need to kick out the furniture. Like, the furniture can stay.

You can go and store it. The fact that you've thought this far ahead, though, tells me you're so checked out. Like, you're thinking about, like, what rug is yours and, like, what you can leave for him. You just want us to tell you how to do it okay so what would i do what would you do if it was me and i really loved him as a person i would sit him down and you're gonna cry and be like i love you so much but i need to do me for a bit like i need to explore life yeah i'm 23 i want

to live life to the fullest yeah And I feel like for me, this isn't the right path at the moment. If we're meant to be, we'll come back to each other. Health situation over to you. Health situation. So after the conversation, I guess you're probably going to come to an agreement.

Also, is there a second bedroom in the flat? Because if there is, then you could rent that out to somebody else that could live there with you. If it's just the two of you in one bed then that's hard because that means you can't you will have to cover the rent if he moves out i wonder if there is a spare bedroom could you live with him a bit until the break was a lot of people live together in the same room sometimes also there's a sofa do you mean in the same room what people have to do it i know someone who did that actually people have to do it because they don't have a choice they're

like we've got three months till the rent runs out we have to just live with each other and get on with it i could happily do that with an ex i liked as long as i like them oh i quite nice it'd be like living for me for me the moment it's like maybe you were like i get the repulsion so badly that i can't even face to see them it's not even an ick it's it's just like a repulsion i'm so shut off and done i don't even want to look at them eventually it's fine i can get over it and i can be friends with them but immediately i would find it hard to live with somebody i would if i decided it was done yeah but she loves him so much like to the point where she doesn't even want to leave him she's contemplating living her life having sex with someone she's not attracted to. So I feel like she may be in the position.

Where she could just stick out and nip at them. Maybe he moves on the sofa. Yeah. Why don't you say, look, this is my decision. I'm well aware of this living situation. I'm very happy to just be staying on the sofa for a bit. And if I was you,

I'd try and stay with your friends, your parents, maybe on the sofa if you don't have anyone else to stay. I'm like, oh, no, it's coming up to summer. Just get out. Figure out then when the break clause is or like when the rent's finishing coming up and then go from there and then remember there's always storage you can put your furniture in storage until you get a new

place you can go move in with your friend I think because you're the one making this decision ultimately you're going to probably have to be a bit more proactive and be like I will make the effort to be you know out of your space when I can like I will sleep on the sofa you just have to be a bit more proactive and be like i will make the effort to be you know out of your space when i can like i will sleep on the sofa you just have to try and make the situation as easy for both of you as possible he's also 23 too by the sounds of it right yeah he's so young you guys also you guys are so young i literally just left together and they're 26 and they love it and they're living with friends like people do it aorgeous. I would. Melissa's about to move in with me. Gorgeous. I can't wait. Okay. Right. I hope that helps. transfer that's a thousand dollar cash bonus enough to buy a fancy parka a ticket to somewhere you don't need a fancy parka or just be responsible and top up your retirement fund plus move any other eligible account and we'll give you a one percent match minimum fifteen

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Right. She's going to marry him. And I've always felt like it's been endgame. We've been together since high school, and although people have always looked at me stupidly, I honestly have just felt it. Aww. He has recently started a new job,

a job that I've always felt insecure about because a few other friends started there. They broke up with their long-term partners shortly afterwards. Uh-oh. I'm talking literally five different friends. Wow. What a job is this? What?

Maybe it's like a London job in the city. I think this is usually because they find people who are on the same wavelength as them, have the same schedules, and are with each other all the time. Since starting two weeks ago, he's been really detached from me. Oh, no. Not really bothered to see me and not putting much effort into conversation. What job is this? I know, I'm so fascinated.

What the hell? Please follow up with the job. Asking for advice as I'm scared that what I thought was going to happen all along is happening. I might be psyching myself out in a defense mode because I've always preempted it. But I'm scared the more I just leave him to give the effort, it will seem like I'm not interested. Or the more effort I put in, the more I'll annoy him. Oh, God. I know it's only been two weeks.

I'm looking at it both ways. Are the cracks starting to form, or is he honestly just really tired? He could just be really tired. A new job like you are literally just like... I just really want to understand what job this is. Same. I don't know why, but I think recruitment.

I don't. I think it's like a city job. Yeah. Yeah, well, then he's getting up at five. And there's lots of boozy lunches and there might be loads of girls that work and then they go out for work drinks in the lunch. I don't know. But the fact that it's happened to five of your friends, I'm like, that's really weird.

I mean the job. I can't put my finger on it until i know what the job is can't be like a gardener because like why would a gardener break up with his girlfriend what the hell is the job it's got to be a recruiter i don't know why i'm just feeling it my bone no but i don't think it's not as like crazy you don't go out for boozy long work drinks like it's not as like crazy as a broker i don't think right we're guessing he's a bro i'm just trying we're just trying to paint a picture here aren't we so we're trying to understand whatever it is it's a city suit yeah fix up look sharp job fix up look sharp boozy lunches taking clients out early mornings

late nights in the office oh god I think he could just be tired I don't know how far you work for him it seems like you have very different schedules but what I would do is maybe commit to a Sunday date day. Or a Saturday night. Bit of fun. Yeah, lovely. Have some cocktails. You shouldn't be. Well, maybe he is working on a Saturday, but hopefully he's not on the Sunday.

What the hell is this guy doing? Is he working for the parliament? I know. I'm so fascinated. So hopefully he's not working on the Saturday. Definitely not on the Saturday night. No, a broker doesn't work on a Saturday. So hopefully we can go out.

I love it how we're like, no, a broker doesn't work on a Saturday so hopefully we can go out I love it how we're like no a broker doesn't also the brokers finish quite early they're like 5am finish at 4 yeah your girl did a little work experience

as a PA for a broker but would they go out for work drinks after and stuff like that they work lit every single day this is just us assuming

he could be an actor I don't think that there's anything that you can do at the moment it's only been two weeks. I think you have to see how it goes. He might just be settling into the job and being really tired, as Sophie says.

I think maybe just say to him, like, look, should we go for a lovely, like, dinner out on the weekend or something? Like, I thought I haven't seen you in ages. Yeah, just keep it chill. Even cook him, like, a lovely dinner when he gets back from work. Open a bottle of wine. Don't put the TV on. Just talk and you know yeah reconnect it sounds like he's just like focusing on that it doesn't sound like he's

gone off you I wouldn't overthink that yeah try not to overthink it and as you say I would I would feel the same thing I'd be like if I put too much effort in my mind annoying them so then it makes me pull back same then I'm rude I'm like yeah then I'm passive aggressive and then I ignore them all day because I'm like I'm busy too bitch and then it becomes like what is it when it's like not working it's like

Mexican stand up kind of but like it's just anyway there's like no like benefit from doing that it almost like you bite your nose to tight

yeah yeah yeah spite your tongue you're gonna make it worse is that right no yeah yeah no you bite your nose to cut off your nose cut off your nose

not your face just spite your face yeah oh off your nose. Not your face. Just bite your face. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was the time. So I would just do that and then please follow up with us and please tell us what the name of this job is.

But I understand where the paranoia is. I think if none of the previous friends had broken up with people, she wouldn't even think. She'd be like, oh, poor boy, he's tired. But now you're like, what the fuck?

Also, five friends is a lot. I need to know what, and why are they all working in the same job? Same place. So recruitment, it's recruitment, it's recruitment. We just need some more information on this. Can you follow up and give us a little bit more info because then I could give a better.

Will you give us some better advice? I feel like we're speculating as to what this job is and I feel like we're maybe running a bit wild with the advice. But I think just give it a beat. Act chilled, cook him a lovely dinner. So we have a response from someone basically just weighing in on their opinion on a dilemma that we read the other week. So just to recap, the dilemma was girls slept with a guy

from the office party. He offered for her to borrow his clothes and work from his house in the morning, et cetera. She then found out that he had a girlfriend. I think he had for like years and they were moving in together. Girls, you know why that guy from the office party let her stay the next day

and suggested he work from his? He probably didn't want the neighbours to see the girl leaving his house in the morning, especially not in a party dress. He probably thought it looked less weird to have a woman leave his house in the afternoon wearing non-party clothes. Calculated.

Do we think it's that far ahead? Oh my God, what do we think? I kind far ahead oh my god what do we think i'd i kind of think he was because he was a bit sneaky sneaks wasn't it i don't think men are that clever sorry that are doing shit like that bringing a girl back to their house and shagging them from the office party was he like do you want to wear my track i almost just think he quite quite liked having her around i don't think the neighbors are going to be like waiting outside the house what if the neighbors are their mates like they know the girlfriend could be could be the whole thing's really awful that's very upsetting that one but that's very good a good little bit of um

detective yeah detective work I like that bride or bridezilla what I'm I'm really excited i've got all my outfits and i'm so excited because i i realized my love language is giving and i'm so excited because i'm getting like my bridesmaids such nice little such nice presents are these the ones that you're putting on the chat the other day no i'm keeping lots back i'll send them to you because i want them to be a surprise oh no i don't need to see them to be a surprise. Oh, no, I don't need to see them if they're a surprise. Okay, you. Keep it a surprise. I don't really have, like, a funny story of dating,

but one of my friends told me a really funny story yesterday. So I can't name his name, but he went to, I think he had something wrong with his, like, balls. So he was like, I need to go and get a nut scan, which is quite weird. He'd never done it before. Like an ultrasound on his nuts. And it's, like, the same as, like, when we get, like get like a belly scan so they put this gel on and like oh yeah hover the thing

around so I wish I could play you the voice notes basically oh no can you not no I can't I can't because it'll give away his but they like give him like a towel it's like when you go to the college they like they like shut you off and they're like right get changed then your legs are spread and it's like why couldn't you just watch me get undressed because my legs are spread in your face anyway so they like shut the thing and they're like can you um put the sheet over yourself and like sort of they asked him to like sort of tuck his willy like into the sheet so it's just the balls out and not the willy anyway the woman like i don't know how and like up on this thing like into his like waistband basically or like with

this sheet and anyway so she comes in takes the sheet off she's scanning his walls having a lovely old time and his willy just flops down really awkwardly and he just like made eye contact with her and he goes sorry about him i know exactly who this is she's crying and then she just like doesn't say anything. He just like really awkwardly like picks his willy back up. And it's just awful. That's horrible. It's also the eye contact. Like she just looks up at him. He's like, yeah, sorry about him.

I could just imagine him doing it. And he's got, oh my God, it's just awful. Like thinking he's making a funny joke and it's just not funny. And then she's like, no. Yeah. That's awful when people don't laugh at your jokes. Like just make it comfortable. I've done that before when I've like had to have scans or

whatever down there. I feel like when I always just get changed right in front of them. She's like oh wait for me to leave the room. I'm like why? But why? You're literally like. I'm like you're going to open my vagina in a second. Right on that note guys should we rate this wine? I really liked it. Really really really really liked it. It tastes

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